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very cute ferret
I rather take an ISD over an Imperium battleship
Just google mindtaker
What's that one ship they have in star wars now? Not the super star destroyer, but the next one up?
A Bellator?
I think.
Executor
which is the emperors personal ship
Right, right, still, it's the size of a fucking planet.
i ask of thee ferret poster
Like a peasant???? Brother ewwwww
Wait wrong !
It’s truly baffling how little the latter costs while still being nearly as physically capable, just lacking extreme mental capacity
be me
straight
was having sex with another guy
he pulls off his socks
Bros am I gay now
to have ferret interact with other animal
This is an Executor which is the super star destroyer
Should’ve kept the left one on smh
I need to find the other one
If I get one I’ll give you a big kiss
It’s like reverse earring rule
The executor would unironically be destroyed by the imperium
I'm pretty sure the other one is a bellator but I could be wrong.
Its not even a competition
Imperium has so much firepower
Eclipse
Their ships are so fucking big
Overwhelming firepower
AXE HEAD SHIP
He’s a ferret Imposter!!!!!!!
Sundial ahh ship
That’s the real kicker fuck I forgot about that
YEAH THAT MOTHERFUCKER
"In offensive weaponry, the Eclipse was outfitted with 550 heavy laser cannons, 500 turbolasers, 75 ion cannons, and a superlaser mounted along the spine of the ship, the equivalent of a planet's worth of weaponry."
actually i still have that psycher sussy amogous
How is the crew dealing with 20 terminators getting shit on the executor
Teleporting a space marine on board a star destroyer and only having STORMTROOPERS to defend it
unless star war lore comics have some crazy shit that i dont know about they got powercrept by the imperium hardcore and its not even close
He told me the truth today….. he owns no ferrets
Ecks dee
dont mind the 2 on the uppper left
There are weapons stormtroopers employ that could absolutely kill a space marine, they'd just suffer losses to make it happen.
They’d probably get ganked by an emplaced weapon or launcher eventually
Or yeah
“Yeah we’ve got a bunch of conscripts wearing lowest bidder energy dispersing plastic”
Massed fire
Several planted explosives in the sw universe could vaporize a marine.
EWEB my beloved
same with nids and plenty other factions
Still cant kill named marines 
That requires mental fortitude
And I don't mean more than one to kill him, I mean multiple types exist.
Clones aren't. :)
stormtroopers are fanatic's
Neither are droids.
[smiles in jango DNA]
Suicide droids are a perfectly valid response to dealing with astartes.
no... pretty sure clankers are weak
Dark trooper phase 3 moment
they're trained from children to be wholly loyal to the empire that's why imperial remnants consist of mostly STs
well the mass produce one atleast
they have the mental fortitude to kill themselves to complete objectives
I feel like not a lot of Star Wars droids really hold a candle to Necrons, and marines usually handle them fairly alright
Normal stealth field tech prolly wouldn’t work on the astartes
well that's comparing a nuclear bomb to a coughing baby
Marines have to reload sometime.
necrons are op even in 40k
40k is a bit too over the top by any sci fi work that isnt also over the top af in terms of goofy shit tbh
Kraken beats the shit out of Anakin, but gets his arms cut off.
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No copyright infringement intended.
the thing that keeps them back is the infighting
Also this lmao.
Anakin got his ass kicked by a fucking tactician droid.
I love super tactical droids
blud anakin taking HANDS
Star Wars biggest fault against them is the Emperor calling himself the Emperor. Look at what happened to the cats that tried that bull in Horus rising. It would trigger an entire liberation fleet response from the imperium.
chad
I was there the day Horus slew the emperor.
Also, btw, tac droids have vibro blades in their arm.
They could kill a space marine.
these are super tactical droids which are built different, they have their own personalities and are built to beat the shit out of you
HK factory type thing might stand a chance considering they’d figure out the best way to hunt astartes
Not sure why that one didn't attempt to kill Anakin with it.
My goats
But traditional separatist droids or even the deathbots from mando, I would prolly see struggling
Excellent, how many of them do you think would it take to bring down a squad of sternguard veterans?
Star Wars Clone Wars 2003 but only General Grievous scenes. At least every time General Grievous is in frame within Clone Wars 2003.
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This will forever be my General Grievous.
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Aww the commander droid was sick
also HIM
OKAY 03 GREVIOUS IS A DIFFERENT BEAST
I mean it depends, a super tact droid can outthink a marine but can't beat them physically
Such a shame that those droids got discontinued for being too good at their job.
the only grievous ill take
dude is a menace
LITERALLY hunting the astartes for sport
No question
super tact droids are walking talking supercomputers
These fuckers could kill a marine
yeah commandos are insane
are we talking marine or MARINES
03 grievous tanked a rocket launcher from point blank while running down a vertical building.
They always got done so dirty fuck
as far as i know marines dont work solo or jump into fights they'll lose
blud is a tactical genius
Respect to the clone who decided “fuck the chancellor, backblast clear”
Yuuzhan Vong and Drukhari taking turns torturing a normal human 🤝
You think a super tac droid would allow you to know whether or not you could win?
imagine crawling the roof to get advantage point
just because something can penetrate their armor doesnt mean that thing will overcome their agility and strength and tactical planning ann allat 
The feds and interpol came to my door to ask som friendly questions is all, came back once they left.
Droids are built different
Argus has been replaced by a federal agent, lads.
i know droids are cracked but from what i gathered marines are also mega cracked so it wont be an easy fight for either really
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Episode Description: Having lost his lightsaber, Master Windu takes on a battalion of Super Battle Droids hand to hand.
Interpol haven’t returned my calls 😔
Dammit. You seen through my web of deceit. I was gonna say you better go catch it. Next time I’ll get you!!!!!
big fuckoff stomper
oh yeah the earthquake maker
Something to note about the stomper
They didn’t give a fuck about stomping out hundred of B2’s as well
What I'm saying is a tac droid would not allow an astartes to know whether or not he could win, so the astartes has to gamble.
tbf
Them bitches were expensive
The astartes would not know there are four other tac droids lying in wait to beat his ass.
clone were more expensive
Good riddance.
Tru
it takes 8 years for a clone to be battle ready while it only takes a couple mins to hours for a droid to be ready
Imagine trazyn and grevious getting to meet
Could a magnaguard kill a marine?
Wasn't Grevious' drones super fucking expensive and could go toe to toe with jedi
maybe?
considering they can resist lightsabers they could deal some damage to a marine
If only we could have had more full series of tartakovsky clone wars level content, shit is peak
the collection show off
the negotiater
Can clones or droids do this????
Trazyn would collect him.
Grevious would hate necrons on the sole fact he hates droids and would see them as such
Magnaguards were the elite of the elite droids so if you gave them bladed weapons they could kill a marine imo
you know marines are balls to the walls cracked when the comparisons never include a whole ass unit working together but rather 1v1 scinarios
yet they still drop like flies in the lore
counterpoint
tarzyn would prob make devious plan with grievous
In every universe spacemarines are pitted against, they get put on pack watch
yes because their tactics are stupid, this is pointed out multiple times by other factions and sometimes other marines
Marines are very brute force but also ruthlessly effecient
other marines hate the raptors because they use actual tactics
the more i read/watch marine stuff the more i think they're not as immortal as people make them out to be evne if they're super duper cracked
isn't this chapter specific
Guilliman also popping a vein because the ultramarines worshipped the codex when the codex was a book that thought marines that they needed to adapt to enemy tactics instead of following the same battle protocol
I mean I'm gonna be more afraid of the robot that can kill psyker level threats than a big roided up human in a iron man suit
even ultramarines the super tactical ones still use stupid ass tactics
and this right here is why black templars are peak
fook yer codex laddie
Like the codex Astartes. Amirite??? I play black Templars lol
Speaking of stupid shit
Man I would love a set of cadian figurines but there’s three issues: I can’t find many on resellers, they’re super expensive on GW, and some of them are out of stock on GW
Isn't the emperor coming back now
tbf they are space furries
Yes
Like hasn't that shit been hinted at several times
Huh
The emperor is slowly turning into a warp god cause guess what
o boy
Trillions of people worshipping and praying for you has an effect
I mean his ass isn't walking around anymore but he's saying more things even if it's incomprehensible
wheres the star child when you need him
How do you mean? Run forward and burn the heretic! Kill the mutant!!! Purge the unclean!!!! Abhor the witch? Makes sense to me.
That's not big E coming back tho
This
That's big E assuming his final form
same shit?
Isn't chaos shitting a brick because some warp energy somewhere in fuck off nowhere
the tau in question
a raving old man skeleton?
Is eminating from somewhere
Nah same shit would be him saying 'lmao no' and standing up to kill chaos
Guilliman buned a chunk of nurgle's garden
is that battle tech?
not G man it was the emperor possessing him since Gorilla fucking DIED
but then he got better
THE GORILLAZ DIED????
Still guilliman tho
Yeah he did!!!! Now Kugath and Morty are grounded
embrah comes back
imperium gets reformed and dominates again
40k is over
hello warhammer 50k
Murdoc vanished and 2D became a cult leader
wait actually
he was there in spirit ( or corpse I guess)
It also showed that the emperor is strong enough to bring back a primarch from death and prevent his soul from being consumed by chaos
yeah he just didn’t like angron
isnt it the 1000 per 1000 of psycher being fed to him per min and or hour
making him a warp god
I mean I don't think primarch souls can be fucked with by Chaos if they just die (not counting ones literally owned by chaos)
more then anything?
Thought it was daily?
If big E is slowly ascending to warp godhood, then doesn't that imply that slaanesh was once a powerful eldar?
They were def fiending to consume it
I mean they can fiend for it
no
Slaanesh is a gestalt
a 1000 of psycher being fed daily sound
not a lot
It's not
Keeps the black ships rolling. Gotta get them Tithes
Psicher
spycher
errm its akswally soyker
slanesh wasn’t worshipped, she was born due to the excess of depraved excess and pleasure the eldar were committing, which led to her formation
Psaillquer
Sigh cur
this is the true
this is the only correct answer
If you think about it
it’s actually cucker
god i miss para and his drawing
The psykers in darktide were about to be sent off to be TV dinners
Wrong
you saying the emperar dont watch tv?
I wonder if the imperium will ever get a malcador level psyker again
only psykers who aren't really worth anything get fed to the throne
How would anyone measure that tho
He’s on the noosphere, tv is for peasants
i need to stop youtube and wiki articles maxxing and go back to book maxxing to actually learn about all these stories and people the proper way and not from the word of mouth
me af
u aren’t a psyker ur a blank
By being in an inquisitorial retinue you are sanctioned
Holy shit it's this month's josho post
this is ableist. and untrue. i have to work to annoy everyone around me
You're thinking after, I was saying before you canned tomato
everyone wants to kill you and ur blank powers manifest as stench, jurgen style
or does the emeperor enjoy books more
||LIKE A FUCKING NERD HE IS||
I mean it depends on the backstory you choose
Mephiston is quite high on the list considering the last lore
true…
Dataslate???? We can see what socioeconomic background you come from. lol
It's pretty implied that a our characters are mostly falsely imprisoned
except the judge
I wouldn't say that about vet
they definitely burned down that hab block
erm where book still exist?
Atleast loose cannon
data slate are for cringe nerd
that is agitator
i’m pretty sure there’s voicelines of judge admitting to it too
oh
the crimes you still choose besides one are still false imprisonment
then agitator
You mean fanatic
idk fanatic is best voice
it wasn’t fanatic
Kinda ironic it's not the fanatic with the flamer voice lines
ik that
it's all 3 voices and none of them
hm
Killed the sgt for that beef jerky
true
They have no proof
shrcrodingers arsonist
But for the Emprah??? Hypothetically the dust and germs could greatly reduce his morale and remind him that’s he’s a dusty paper weight boomer now
schrodingers
do you think BIG E main ogryn in darktide?
idk
agitator is just a nasty person with nothing else going on and honestly i can respect that
hating for the love of the game
Isn't one of the zealots just full of shit
Goals fr
Like bro doesn't fully believe the shit he says
everyone is full of shit
when you eat
best voice is judge paired with the helmet with the boomy vox voice changer
sounds like a chaos demon
yah it’s the one that tries to speak in high gothic i believe
especially nurgles follower
"This is simply... UNNACEPTABLE"
yeah I think it's judge but all of the zealot personalities are full of shit
that's the point
no fanatic isn’t
fanatic is just that
fanatical
i love her…
i could fix her….
i ship male loose cannon and female agitator
Fanatic gets called out by some other personality for not knowing proper high gothic iirc
i love all the voices tbh
agitator sounds like a classic evil preacher
fanatic sounds like an actual fanatic who believes every word he says
judge is literally someone who tries so hard with bos his voice and his manner of speech to express his devotion
they're all funny
wrong female (psyker that has french accent) and female fanatic
Best voice is loose cannon
giiirrrlllsss kisssiiiiinnggg
Mans just sounds over it
wrong fanatic
looks at u like this
Have you guys seen the Dreadanon Zoomertide video????
If not it’s hilarious. The dude comes close to hitting the voices.
Male savant is peak voice
play fanatic and judge with this helemt
peak
savant is just a 🤓
smh
counterpoint
too much moolah
Savant is the only normal psyker
T H E E M P R O R D E M A N D S Y O U D I E
which is why we run loner
Fanatic using this voice box 
Fanatic using this voice box when you call for help using the emote wheel 🐭
If you wanna hear the zealot say looksmaxxed gigachad and rizzing up egirls. Go watch it
male seer does terrible things to me
got the whole set for free from my purchase of some funny edition
worth
Savant is that Jamacian accent right?
yeah exactly, massive nerd loser GF x extremely tough on outside but caring on the inside GF
The law abiding ass kisser?
Argus....
savant is the guy who spams "our associates"
That is not an jamaican accent
"Enough with Cadian poetry already...." spit your shit indeed my friend
What accent is it Yam
i only could get the toilet lid and the krieg mask
Iirc french
Male Savant is not french you absolute cock
Damned french Jamaicans just here to fuck with us
Female savant has a french accent but male savant might also be french
Female savant is french
tf is a toilet led
Er be da psyka
Sacant talking about psykers in jamaican patois
Me bombo rasta pussi blodclat crusha
She's Brit
I'm going to grab a pipe wrench and remind you why the education system is an important part of the human experience....
HUH
Creole
Which is related to french
He's from Zimbabwe
Caribbean
Ackee and saltfish stuffed fois gras intensifies
The muhfuggin heretics of the Moebian 6th don't got non of that sauced up skibidi ohio rizz ong, they deadass sus af mane 😏
Anyway with that out of the way please bonk me on the head as hard as you can with a large wooden implement.
Also, big thanks to channel regulars Carole and Anna for voicing the female Psyker, Mommy Hadron, and Misozi! (e...
best psyker is the guy who keeps talking about my beloved cause he sounds highg all the time
Some of those
Not really versed on accents
If Savant sounds like anyone
I should be though
He sounds like he's from the Bahamas
i fucking hate you
Bro sounds exactly like my old boss
Savant sounds creole idk man
VA is from Zimbabwe
Silence snow creature
Silence ice dweller
Zimbabwe ah that's why I can't place it
Female avant is from the UK
real question is which ogryn voice is funnier
She doesn't sound really french. You can hear it's fake
3d pig roasties!!!! It’s hilarious
i like the one that keeps asking for a performance review
Ooh good time to bring this back
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peak
which ever one isn't used the most by larpers
I mean if you wanna hear a forced, fake french accent. There's a chick in killing floor 2 that's got you covered.
the cam look like smth out of the 2002
Got YouTube?
google kf2 shop voice
Playing DA and hearing Alex Jordan as one of the two voices for MC is a flashbang
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This is a montage of quotes from Ana Larive in Killing Floor 2. Voiced by Laura Post.
the VA doing an ogryn and a psyker has crazy range
god damn
''und break merci conarre''
https://youtu.be/KX_ES_BED2c?si=zEs3y5EbUnbpWp6Z this is best Ogryn voice
Joe Ogryn learns the truth behind the Old Ones, the Necrons, and the very nature of mankind itself.
Also apparently GW retconned something about the War in Heaven recently??? as a filthy secondary I am not privy to these things.
Thumbnail frog art by Jess
https://twitter.com/HuntyDraws/status/1281096654498627591
Sleepy Necron art by PlumpOran...
I mean
Brawler is up there
But BG and Bully have some funny lines every now and then
Credit goes to Isabelly for the beautiful woman.
here is peak french VA
"This shield is holy - it's full of holes" - Bully
I can't tolerate the French accent
non non
argus you are from the south you have no room to speak
Which is weird because Louisiana's second language is French
SOUND NORMAL
listening to you people speak is like listening to someone try to speak with their mouth full
https://youtu.be/BVqV8tskaGQ?si=ehyGwcl2hsXdIrTC last one. If I suffer so shall thee
More like DRIPTIDE am I right fellas?
No, I'm not! Because FatShark have ensured that you have to pay real money to get some decent swag so I'm forced to zoom around the battlefield bonking heretics with my yee-yee ass default thunder hammer with the robes you get for completing the 'don't use a ranged weapon' penance, which are only moderately...
Hit them with the Cajun or something
get the kek or cringe one
Cajun English is something that takes a special kind of person to speak.
You either understand every word they said
Or you think they're a drunk slurring their words
Cajun and certain Scottish dialects are insane
Oh yeah
Watching the DT VA video
They gave a gun to Psyker lady 💀
Cajun people are the nicest people on earth tho
Swear
Never seen someone just smile and have a happy disposition for no reason other than they just want to be happy
And everyone around them to be happy
Complete strangers too
I think people settled at Scandinavian
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Even Tertium's finest need some downtime 🚬🍃
Female Priest and Masozi voices by Len and Alikah respectively (everybody say thanks to Len and Alikah).
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Idk about Scandinavian, the VA is Scottish but the accent she puts on sounds like a mix of European ones
Wow I didn't mean to open discord and catch a stray...
In Cia's defense
I have never had a southern accent
So I dunno what it's like to live with such an affliction
Europe try to not have multiple accents challenge
doing legend quickplay with level 24 slayer
what multiple millennia does to a mf
i'm such a chad
Looksmaxxed Gigachad
i'm not evenr unning throwing axes
fo donar
Salet my beloved
play chiv 2
Marvel rivals?
I do.
Somali
NICE
People are saying he might get 10 years
What charges?
Johnny Somali is facing significant time in South Korean prison for his stream antics on Kick.
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oh yea he went to court for the first part of his list of crime
cant wait for the next one
where its gonna be on tv
The courtdate happened
Bro showed up 1 hour late to his own court appointment
Hung over
Rumble mode
4 PLAYERS pick Captain
Game chooses Black Widow
Several koreans kicked his head in lmao
Deserved
Don't go around harrassing people
Don't have to worry about getting your shit rocked
Simple as
Defacing a korean statue against the SA of women
not to mention ai deepfake of peoples
and being a wank
IRL streamers try not to be some of the worst of the human race
he truly earn the name of loot goblin
wtf is this guy doing in korea
he got bullied out of japan for being a troglodyte so he goes to a neighbor country to do the same shit
social media was a mistake
not bullied but banned
yep
blud lied his way out of jap court
Yeah and I noticed my outlines are bad
Sometimes I don't even know who's my Ally
I think he was in Thailand before Korea
bro is speed running getting banned from every Asian nation
yarp
I know he got into a fight with his roommate
Because surprise surprise
Guilty by association
So now you're banned form a country
bruv fled to thailand after the jap fiasco
i don't even need to scroll up to know you guys are talking about johnny somali
@frosty herald He plead guilty to 3 charges already
I’m glad I never heard that name until now.
i am gonna guess theres 7 charge in total
Bros gonna rot in korean prison
Bros getting exciled to north korea
tbf you watch buey
I’m living a good life. Heading in the right direction.
yep
3 prior 4 current
10 years is alot of time man
zure
Actually… My kids like bluey. I like warhammer. We seen this pic and unanimously chose it for most my pfps.
yarp
im in a match rn
ah sorry
well tbf
even in my uniform and boots my feet still dont touch the floor when im in this chair
you watch warhammer
i hope our next place that we're movin to has shorter desks,,
Little baby man
No need no need. I understand my autism and welcome all banter, jokes and insults. I recognize it looks furry. I roll with the punches, and jab back appropriately
Pretty sure that's real french VA
well tbf
you like wonder bread
I’m not like that one furry dude in here. Lying about his love for My Little Pony.
hang on lemme go get the irish one
oi
we do not bad mouth our boi phill
he is chill like that
Yep that’s him
lad bag a gal while being a brony
Once a brony always a brony. I didn’t say no names. You did lol
For those Morb enjoyers.
It sounds a bit more Scottish than Irish tbh.
I don't own anything about this game.
Clop clop motherfuckers
He’s the final boss of bronys. I recognize and salute his swag. He got game or she was lame… lol just playin
if you are lagigng in vt2 it's 100% worse than dt wtf
mainly cause fucking a single block hurts a lot more
YO YO FRIENDSHIP IZ MAGIC
She friend on my ship til I magic
Modern poetry. This man got class and sophistication
NO ONE MESS WITH MA FRIENDSHIP HOOD DAWG
The sound of needing to cough up snot is the key to knowing if it's real french
Ok this match sucked (my aim specially)
Also 240 damage on CRIT
Damn Black Widow 
I feel the blue one should be DEI or legal gay marriage.
OK chud
Based sigma chud to you
is necromancer staff bad at specials?
cause every game with a necromancer they just don't kill specials
Two bald people coming to agreement
@median steeple rdy ?
the peeper is here
ey ik that artist
floating ammo bag has visited you
Praying for great ammo restock and grenade spawns
for honor
u take 5 ever
match just finished
I want to be bathed in barbacoa
I SENT INVITE gR
do you wanan vc
not right meow
we need
5 billion rocket
Frown honor
Time to knock shit over
i miss lil ra
I AM WASHED
You and me both
host is ass!
vt2? 500% chance of yes
@sterile stone O O F
every korean person that johnny somali deepfaked has pressed charges and refuses to drop them
how many
dont know
That's so beast mode I hope they rip him to shreds
I mean he already fucked up in court
I don't think any judge anywhere is gonna be happy you showed up to your hearing an hour late
And hungover
Remember folks
Alcohol ruins livs
True but it's also tasty. So who's to say if it's good or bad
doesnt help that he get arrested in korea
this is the first of the court appereances
i am thinking ba + cavalcade
in april he needs another court appereance
he already got the shit beaten out of him
God I want shredder to be good again so badly
I miss my smg I can't use it without throwing
They're at least making it better than mid(and mid is only when used very well/perfectly)
Better than mid is better than abysmal dogshit so I'll take it
those were citizen
now imagine crimiinals
It was mid when used practically perfectly, so I am hoping it will have at least some results
Someone has already described the type of person he is
listening too
If you've seen any video of his, he actively harrassess people who he thinks won't fight back.
The moment someone gets in his face
Bro crumbles
Most well adjusted kick streamer
if i remenber he got banned from kick no
who?
Johnny
My point still stands
somali smth smth jhonny
Bravo
the new generation is COOKED
Some EU tourist came up to him
And decked the shot out of him
Bro hit the pavement in a second
Same with his friend
Bro didn't take the hint
Multiple people are approaching you telling you to chill out and appologise
btw
you wont get arrested for sucker punching johnny somali
korean police doesnt care lmao

Now I'm not for calling for violence against people
But how much do you have to fuck up that the cops don't even care if you get your ass beat
Yes
he aint called the loot goblin for nuthing
i was reading forum posts for patches and some dudes were saying no boltgun nerfs
it can have a niche value like the taxe
the fix is still not there tho
Yeah bro let's nerf the bolter in a 40k game. Be serious
Forums bring out the worst posters
it has clear drawbacks on zealot and its only mega cracked on exec stance vet and everyone plays shout sooooo cope 
It took us so long for the bolter to not be dogass just let us have this
Nope
Everything must be as ballcrushingly inconvenient and difficult as possible
Calling for nerfs against anything but the dueling sword rn is idiotic tbqh
lost contact with host
viag
Did you check your recent calls history?
Is that thing still busted I can't remember I don't see it nearly as much anymore
she is
viag... v.i.a.g. ... very interesting aligator gizzard?
Vraks infantry auto gun.
damn
Hey @clever swan do you have any experience tweaking darktide performance settings for mid range and machines from a few years ago?
Wait
Was it mittens or laz who had their game looking like playdough
They'd be the ones to ask
it's not really used cause recon just has endless ammo
it still deals way too much dps
Riiight
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Dough posts it but it's a psyker main that has the potato land settings
prob all tanner
Seeing people post their laptops while playing darktide is the funniest shit
IT's like watching an IED about to go off
Arco is the potato guy haha
God can we not bring up tanner again just hearing about him gives me a headache
THIS TBH
caps
He's everyone's favorite lolcow
slaps
the Hu have a like
cover of The Trooper by Iron Maiden
and it's in mongolian
I fucking love the hu
w throat singin and mongolian instruments + plus their usual rock style
it's fucking peak
sure
@delicate shadow I was just thinking about you mate

I wanted to show you Neil the seal
That poor letter box man...
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i perfer wolf totem
good god lmao
bro is a fuckin HAM
@south folio
tanner is already crashing out over the ogryn rework
Imagine getting yelled at by a seal because you told it to leave your property
did he make a rant vid?
he alr made a community post
this is just me with my cat when I don't give him more kibble
(bro is addicted despite never getting much at all)
cats begging for their lives to get food even though they were fed 5 minutes ago
honestly if a 600kg seal tells me that road is his, then the road is his I ain't fighting that battle lmao
Bro smashed someone's mailbox
if i remenber there was a short pooptube story
were someone was late bc of the seal
he was sleeping infront of da car
Really if a 600kg almost anything claims the road I'm probably not making too much fuss about it
The class of things that fall into that weight category is almost always in the "nah I'm leaving it alone" file in your brain
a moving bean bag
dont you want to lie down with da seal?
Find me a moving 600 kg bean bag and we can discuss this further
easy
australia
@delicate shadow Don't yall have leaves that shoot needles into the skin
The gimpy gimpy tree or something
the gympie gympie and yeah it's native to where I grew up
tiny needles that cause some of the worst pain known to mankind
there's a story (probs folklore) about a dude that accidentally used a leaf from one as toilet paper and he basically game ended himself in the hysteria that ensued
also stories (definitely folklore) about horses that'd get stung and then jump off cliffs because of the pain
the most fucked up thing is the leaves are heart shaped
but would make the worst valentines gift ever
Are they super invasive?
well they're native so nah
like you're really only gonna find them in the more lush areas
and you're only gonna risk getting stung if you're doing some serious off-track hiking
Noted
....or it's a real windy day because the needles can get blown around by wind
We could just sink Australia
And relocate the citizens elsewhere
That whole place is just a rust server
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calamus_australis there's these
Calamus australis, commonly known as wait-a-while, hairy mary or lawyer cane, is a plant in the palm family Arecaceae which is endemic to the rainforests of north east Queensland, Australia. Like other species in the genus Calamus, this is a climbing plant with a very long and flexible stem. It uses sharp strong hooks on the fronds and tendrils ...
you can tear your pants up in them if you're not careful
So knife plants?
fishing hooks pretty much lol
isnt this the plant that made a bunch of horses kill themselves
or is that another Australian plant
Blue Moebian 6th>>>>>>
also stories (definitely folklore) about horses that'd get stung and then jump off cliffs because of the pain
oh wait diff plant
Dendrocnide moroides, commonly known in Australia as the stinging tree, stinging bush, or gympie-gympie, is a plant in the nettle family Urticaceae found in rainforest areas of Malesia and Australia. It is notorious for its extremely painful and long-lasting sting. The common name gympie-gympie comes from the language of the indigenous Gubbi Gub...
I've never been stung by one but I have been stung by jellyfish and I imagine it's kinda like that but on steroids
600 reasons to be chill with it
Mans said big boy can grow up to be 4000
So Neil was a baby causing all that havoc
havoc????? darktide reference????
go to your room
Josho do you weld
last time i checked, no
there is a place in florida called 'sawgrass'
sawgrass is like waist high grass that always leaves a papercut
Check again never know when things could change
but a whole town is named after the stuff its so common
Fuck all that
that's fair. hopefully this time i don't melt half my hand
It's time to get your cybernetics
The pierogi mod installed
literal big baby
Oh buddy
see the edge?
Roommate took me to a new Japanese spot right
splavoc plargplime greprence?
oh also this quote from the wikipedia article give you a good idea of the pain from those stinging trees @median steeple @sterile stone
For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn't work or sleep... I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest... then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower...There's nothing to rival it; it's ten times worse than anything else
And that bowl was the shape of a fucking pot
It was a comically large amount of food
chicken katsu is litterally just fried chicken
why the fuck
It is
I can see why those horses killed themselves
But omg it's fucking good with curry
I dunn why
But this reminds me of pineapples
Except the needles in pineapples go away after a while
it's just exercising its second amendment rights
its god-given right to non-lethal self defense
Australia
to spite you
@delicate shadow Aye but why don't you hook a brother up with some Columbian pineapples
that's just a deadlier, gnarlier, bigger version
of the deadliest spider in the world
$86 per pineapple
(already australian)
what’s it called
i dont remember
this isn't much of a threat
it's something really funny
get out
I know this face from somewhere
the abyss
I can't name the movie
“big boy”?
Wait
That is cg jeff garlin
the big boy funnel web spider
He's the guy from curb your enthusiasm
I'm in British Columbia not Columbia Columbia
Yes
🤌🏽
isnt british columbia still jungleish?
very foresty
I would say tragic but I live in Alberta so
He got fired from a sitcom for being shitty and they made a cg version of him for the finale, it is magical
have you played scarlet hollow
ah, Canadian texas
It looks so weird
Giving me spy kids vibes
don’t even know what it is
have you played signalis
it's from the same people who made slay the princess and no but i will eventually
grrr
i was thinking about getting it
ik that there is somehow a rainforest next to seattle
but i’ll have 2 check that out
i still need to play the new STP updates though
so british columbia is not too far off imo
the pristine cut was very good
can a signalis girl and a slay the princess boy really be friends?
yah i know i just haven’t gotten around to playing it
i will soon
probably
Remember visting Vancouver
Was told to leave and come back in the spring
vancouver is a rainforest yeah
the compromise here is disco elysium
lmao
i live here
it was raining for like the entire month last month
disco elysium is so good
We are better than Texas since the people here or mostly normal and nice
it's one of the inspirations for STP
if you like games for narrative and have an opinion on politics, polay disco elysium
But who has the genital warts
oesn't matter what opinion

disco elysium is peak
You haven't truly lived til some old southern woman calls you sugar and asks what you want for breakfast
i sent stan a screenshot of a quote from DE that mentions genital warts and he kept interrupting me in vc asking me who had genital warts for like 5 minutes
non fucking stop
the quote very explicitly tells you who has genital warts too
ultrakill reference???????!!!?!??
hmm, a visitor?
indeed, i have slept long enough
Armboy
i like ujltrakill but the fans are insufferable
(the voice actor for sisyphus is also in disco elysium, and one of his attacks he says “Be gone.”)
its like undertale all over again
i know
this is unwarranted hostility
im posting this interaction on the steam forums to complain about the discord
Humans interacting in a heavily autistic manner
this is more medium level
o so normal zeal chat
carry on then
stoner why so hateful
We haven't reached advanced autism yet?
being stoned is supposed 2 make u happy
so cute!
and damage
ogryn just doesn't wanna disturb the dog
It's like when a cat is lying on top of you and you don't move cause you don't wanna bother it

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