#zealot-class

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fleet zealot
obsidian prairie
fleet zealot
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very cute ferret

median steeple
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I rather take an ISD over an Imperium battleship

obsidian prairie
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Just google mindtaker

grizzled aspen
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What's that one ship they have in star wars now? Not the super star destroyer, but the next one up?

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A Bellator?

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I think.

median steeple
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which is the emperors personal ship

grizzled aspen
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Right, right, still, it's the size of a fucking planet.

acoustic dune
static sky
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Like a peasant???? Brother ewwwww

median steeple
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Wait wrong !

frozen kernel
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It’s truly baffling how little the latter costs while still being nearly as physically capable, just lacking extreme mental capacity

hexed igloo
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be me
straight
was having sex with another guy
he pulls off his socks

Bros am I gay now

acoustic dune
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to have ferret interact with other animal

median steeple
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This is an Executor which is the super star destroyer

frozen kernel
median steeple
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I need to find the other one

fringe bay
frozen kernel
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It’s like reverse earring rule

frosty herald
grizzled aspen
frosty herald
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Its not even a competition

frozen kernel
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Imperium has so much firepower

obsidian prairie
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Their ships are so fucking big

frosty herald
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Overwhelming firepower

frozen kernel
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AXE HEAD SHIP

static sky
fringe bay
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Sundial ahh ship

frosty herald
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And the imperium has boarding squads that use teleportation

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Now tell me

frozen kernel
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That’s the real kicker fuck I forgot about that

grizzled aspen
median steeple
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"In offensive weaponry, the Eclipse was outfitted with 550 heavy laser cannons, 500 turbolasers, 75 ion cannons, and a superlaser mounted along the spine of the ship, the equivalent of a planet's worth of weaponry."

acoustic dune
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actually i still have that psycher sussy amogous

frosty herald
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How is the crew dealing with 20 terminators getting shit on the executor

frozen kernel
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Teleporting a space marine on board a star destroyer and only having STORMTROOPERS to defend it

carmine falcon
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unless star war lore comics have some crazy shit that i dont know about they got powercrept by the imperium hardcore and its not even close

static sky
acoustic dune
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there

frozen kernel
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Ecks dee

acoustic dune
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dont mind the 2 on the uppper left

grizzled aspen
obsidian prairie
obsidian prairie
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Or yeah

frozen kernel
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“Yeah we’ve got a bunch of conscripts wearing lowest bidder energy dispersing plastic”

obsidian prairie
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Massed fire

grizzled aspen
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Several planted explosives in the sw universe could vaporize a marine.

frozen kernel
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Yeah if someone charged with a thermal detonator they could do it, easy

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BUT

median steeple
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EWEB my beloved

carmine falcon
frozen kernel
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That requires mental fortitude

grizzled aspen
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And I don't mean more than one to kill him, I mean multiple types exist.

frozen kernel
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And imps are weak willed

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Star Wars imps that is

grizzled aspen
median steeple
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stormtroopers are fanatic's

grizzled aspen
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Neither are droids.

frozen kernel
grizzled aspen
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Suicide droids are a perfectly valid response to dealing with astartes.

acoustic dune
violet hornet
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Dark trooper phase 3 moment

median steeple
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they're trained from children to be wholly loyal to the empire that's why imperial remnants consist of mostly STs

acoustic dune
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well the mass produce one atleast

median steeple
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they have the mental fortitude to kill themselves to complete objectives

frozen kernel
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Normal stealth field tech prolly wouldn’t work on the astartes

median steeple
grizzled aspen
median steeple
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necrons are op even in 40k

carmine falcon
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40k is a bit too over the top by any sci fi work that isnt also over the top af in terms of goofy shit tbh

acoustic dune
median steeple
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the thing that keeps them back is the infighting

grizzled aspen
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Anakin got his ass kicked by a fucking tactician droid.

median steeple
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I love super tactical droids

acoustic dune
static sky
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Star Wars biggest fault against them is the Emperor calling himself the Emperor. Look at what happened to the cats that tried that bull in Horus rising. It would trigger an entire liberation fleet response from the imperium.

static sky
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I was there the day Horus slew the emperor.

grizzled aspen
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Also, btw, tac droids have vibro blades in their arm.

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They could kill a space marine.

median steeple
frozen kernel
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HK factory type thing might stand a chance considering they’d figure out the best way to hunt astartes

grizzled aspen
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Not sure why that one didn't attempt to kill Anakin with it.

median steeple
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My goats

frozen kernel
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But traditional separatist droids or even the deathbots from mando, I would prolly see struggling

grizzled aspen
acoustic dune
frozen kernel
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Aww the commander droid was sick

acoustic dune
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also HIM

frozen kernel
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OKAY 03 GREVIOUS IS A DIFFERENT BEAST

median steeple
grizzled aspen
acoustic dune
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dude is a menace

frozen kernel
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LITERALLY hunting the astartes for sport

frozen kernel
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No question

median steeple
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super tact droids are walking talking supercomputers

frosty herald
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These fuckers could kill a marine

median steeple
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yeah commandos are insane

carmine falcon
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are we talking marine or MARINES

grizzled aspen
frozen kernel
carmine falcon
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as far as i know marines dont work solo or jump into fights they'll lose

acoustic dune
frozen kernel
violet hornet
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Yuuzhan Vong and Drukhari taking turns torturing a normal human 🤝

grizzled aspen
acoustic dune
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imagine crawling the roof to get advantage point

carmine falcon
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just because something can penetrate their armor doesnt mean that thing will overcome their agility and strength and tactical planning ann allat Haha

sterile stone
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The feds and interpol came to my door to ask som friendly questions is all, came back once they left.

frosty herald
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Droids are built different

grizzled aspen
carmine falcon
acoustic dune
# median steeple https://tenor.com/view/clone-wars-star-wars-b2-super-battle-droid-watch-yo-tone-...

This is a Cartoon Network Micro-Mini Series from 2003-2005. It takes place in between Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith

This is Season 2 Episode 3

Episode Description: Having lost his lightsaber, Master Windu takes on a battalion of Super Battle Droids hand to hand.

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frozen kernel
static sky
acoustic dune
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big fuckoff stomper

median steeple
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oh yeah the earthquake maker

frozen kernel
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Something to note about the stomper

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They didn’t give a fuck about stomping out hundred of B2’s as well

grizzled aspen
frozen kernel
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Them bitches were expensive

hearty nebula
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finally, quell cancelling is dead

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no longer have to see people whining about it

grizzled aspen
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The astartes would not know there are four other tac droids lying in wait to beat his ass.

acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
frozen kernel
median steeple
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it takes 8 years for a clone to be battle ready while it only takes a couple mins to hours for a droid to be ready

violet hornet
frosty herald
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Could a magnaguard kill a marine?

sterile stone
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Wasn't Grevious' drones super fucking expensive and could go toe to toe with jedi

median steeple
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maybe?

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considering they can resist lightsabers they could deal some damage to a marine

violet hornet
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If only we could have had more full series of tartakovsky clone wars level content, shit is peak

acoustic dune
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the negotiater

static sky
grizzled aspen
median steeple
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Grevious would hate necrons on the sole fact he hates droids and would see them as such

frosty herald
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Magnaguards were the elite of the elite droids so if you gave them bladed weapons they could kill a marine imo

carmine falcon
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you know marines are balls to the walls cracked when the comparisons never include a whole ass unit working together but rather 1v1 scinarios

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yet they still drop like flies in the lore

acoustic dune
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counterpoint
tarzyn would prob make devious plan with grievous

sterile stone
median steeple
frosty herald
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Marines are very brute force but also ruthlessly effecient

median steeple
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other marines hate the raptors because they use actual tactics

carmine falcon
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the more i read/watch marine stuff the more i think they're not as immortal as people make them out to be evne if they're super duper cracked

frosty herald
sterile stone
median steeple
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even ultramarines the super tactical ones still use stupid ass tactics

carmine falcon
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fook yer codex laddie

static sky
median steeple
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Black Templars are the WORST of it

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right below space wolves with stupid tactics

sterile stone
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Speaking of stupid shit

fringe bay
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Man I would love a set of cadian figurines but there’s three issues: I can’t find many on resellers, they’re super expensive on GW, and some of them are out of stock on GW

sterile stone
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Isn't the emperor coming back now

acoustic dune
frosty herald
sterile stone
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Like hasn't that shit been hinted at several times

grand tangle
frosty herald
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The emperor is slowly turning into a warp god cause guess what

frosty herald
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Trillions of people worshipping and praying for you has an effect

median steeple
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I mean his ass isn't walking around anymore but he's saying more things even if it's incomprehensible

carmine falcon
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yep

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makes sense theamtically

acoustic dune
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wheres the star child when you need him

static sky
grand tangle
sterile stone
grand tangle
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That's big E assuming his final form

carmine falcon
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same shit?

sterile stone
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Isn't chaos shitting a brick because some warp energy somewhere in fuck off nowhere

acoustic dune
sterile stone
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Is eminating from somewhere

grand tangle
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Nah same shit would be him saying 'lmao no' and standing up to kill chaos

frosty herald
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Guilliman buned a chunk of nurgle's garden

median steeple
hard nexus
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but then he got better

static sky
carmine falcon
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embrah comes back
imperium gets reformed and dominates again
40k is over
hello warhammer 50k

sterile stone
acoustic dune
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wait actually

median steeple
frosty herald
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It also showed that the emperor is strong enough to bring back a primarch from death and prevent his soul from being consumed by chaos

hard nexus
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yeah he just didn’t like angron

acoustic dune
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isnt it the 1000 per 1000 of psycher being fed to him per min and or hour

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making him a warp god

median steeple
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I mean I don't think primarch souls can be fucked with by Chaos if they just die (not counting ones literally owned by chaos)

acoustic dune
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more then anything?

sterile stone
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Thought it was daily?

median steeple
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it is daily

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it's also fucking PSYKER

grand tangle
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If big E is slowly ascending to warp godhood, then doesn't that imply that slaanesh was once a powerful eldar?

frosty herald
median steeple
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I mean they can fiend for it

polar nexus
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Slaanesh is a gestalt

acoustic dune
sterile stone
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It's not

median steeple
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It WAS 1000

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it has required more and more as the centuries went on

static sky
median steeple
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say psycher again and I fucking skin you

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it's

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PSYKER

sterile stone
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Psicher

acoustic dune
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spycher

carmine falcon
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errm its akswally soyker

hard nexus
polar nexus
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Psaillquer

violet hornet
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Sigh cur

median steeple
median steeple
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this is the only correct answer

sterile stone
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If you think about it

hard nexus
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it’s actually cucker

acoustic dune
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god i miss para and his drawing

sterile stone
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The psykers in darktide were about to be sent off to be TV dinners

median steeple
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not really

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they're still sanctioned

sterile stone
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Wrong

hard nexus
acoustic dune
frosty herald
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I wonder if the imperium will ever get a malcador level psyker again

median steeple
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only psykers who aren't really worth anything get fed to the throne

sterile stone
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How would anyone measure that tho

static sky
carmine falcon
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i need to stop youtube and wiki articles maxxing and go back to book maxxing to actually learn about all these stories and people the proper way and not from the word of mouth

hard nexus
median steeple
violet hornet
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Holy shit it's this month's josho post

royal vortex
sterile stone
hard nexus
acoustic dune
median steeple
polar nexus
static sky
median steeple
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It's pretty implied that a our characters are mostly falsely imprisoned

sterile stone
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I wouldn't say that about vet

hard nexus
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they definitely burned down that hab block

acoustic dune
sterile stone
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Atleast loose cannon

acoustic dune
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data slate are for cringe nerd

royal vortex
hard nexus
hard nexus
median steeple
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the crimes you still choose besides one are still false imprisonment

hard nexus
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then agitator

frosty herald
hard nexus
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idk fanatic is best voice

hard nexus
violet hornet
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Kinda ironic it's not the fanatic with the flamer voice lines

hard nexus
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ik that

royal vortex
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it's all 3 voices and none of them

hard nexus
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hm

sterile stone
hard nexus
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true

sterile stone
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They have no proof

hard nexus
static sky
hard nexus
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schrodingers

acoustic dune
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do you think BIG E main ogryn in darktide?

hard nexus
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idk

royal vortex
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agitator is just a nasty person with nothing else going on and honestly i can respect that

sterile stone
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Isn't one of the zealots just full of shit

sterile stone
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Like bro doesn't fully believe the shit he says

acoustic dune
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when you eat

carmine falcon
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best voice is judge paired with the helmet with the boomy vox voice changer
sounds like a chaos demon

hard nexus
acoustic dune
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especially nurgles follower

frosty herald
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"This is simply... UNNACEPTABLE"

median steeple
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yeah I think it's judge but all of the zealot personalities are full of shit

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that's the point

hard nexus
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fanatic is just that

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fanatical

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i love her…

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i could fix her….

royal vortex
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i ship male loose cannon and female agitator

violet hornet
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Fanatic gets called out by some other personality for not knowing proper high gothic iirc

carmine falcon
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i love all the voices tbh
agitator sounds like a classic evil preacher
fanatic sounds like an actual fanatic who believes every word he says
judge is literally someone who tries so hard with bos his voice and his manner of speech to express his devotion

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they're all funny

hard nexus
sterile stone
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Best voice is loose cannon

hard nexus
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giiirrrlllsss kisssiiiiinnggg

sterile stone
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Mans just sounds over it

hard nexus
hard nexus
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looks at u like this

static sky
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Have you guys seen the Dreadanon Zoomertide video????

static sky
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If not it’s hilarious. The dude comes close to hitting the voices.

frosty herald
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Male savant is peak voice

carmine falcon
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play fanatic and judge with this helemt
peak

royal vortex
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smh

acoustic dune
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too much moolah

median steeple
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Savant is the only normal psyker

carmine falcon
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T H E E M P R O R D E M A N D S Y O U D I E

median steeple
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which is why we run loner

violet hornet
static sky
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If you wanna hear the zealot say looksmaxxed gigachad and rizzing up egirls. Go watch it

royal vortex
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male seer does terrible things to me

carmine falcon
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worth

sterile stone
hard nexus
sterile stone
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The law abiding ass kisser?

frosty herald
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Argus....

carmine falcon
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savant is the guy who spams "our associates"

frosty herald
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That is not an jamaican accent

median steeple
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"Enough with Cadian poetry already...." spit your shit indeed my friend

sterile stone
acoustic dune
sterile stone
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Tell us

frosty herald
sterile stone
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Male Savant is not french you absolute cock

violet hornet
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Damned french Jamaicans just here to fuck with us

frosty herald
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Female savant has a french accent but male savant might also be french

normal wren
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Female savant is french

carmine falcon
frosty herald
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Er be da psyka

normal wren
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Sacant talking about psykers in jamaican patois

frosty herald
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Me bombo rasta pussi blodclat crusha

polar nexus
sterile stone
carmine falcon
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HUH

misty nova
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Creole
Which is related to french

sterile stone
violet hornet
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Ackee and saltfish stuffed fois gras intensifies

static sky
carmine falcon
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best psyker is the guy who keeps talking about my beloved cause he sounds highg all the time

misty nova
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Some of those
Not really versed on accents

sterile stone
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If Savant sounds like anyone

misty nova
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I should be though

sterile stone
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He sounds like he's from the Bahamas

carmine falcon
sterile stone
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Bro sounds exactly like my old boss

median steeple
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Savant sounds creole idk man

polar nexus
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VA is from Zimbabwe

sterile stone
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Silence snow creature

frosty herald
median steeple
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Zimbabwe ah that's why I can't place it

polar nexus
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Female avant is from the UK

carmine falcon
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real question is which ogryn voice is funnier

polar nexus
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She doesn't sound really french. You can hear it's fake

static sky
carmine falcon
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i like the one that keeps asking for a performance review

misty nova
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Ooh good time to bring this back

carmine falcon
median steeple
sterile stone
acoustic dune
carmine falcon
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google kf2 shop voice

median steeple
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Playing DA and hearing Alex Jordan as one of the two voices for MC is a flashbang

sterile stone
carmine falcon
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god damn

acoustic dune
static sky
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Joe Ogryn learns the truth behind the Old Ones, the Necrons, and the very nature of mankind itself.

Also apparently GW retconned something about the War in Heaven recently??? as a filthy secondary I am not privy to these things.

Thumbnail frog art by Jess
https://twitter.com/HuntyDraws/status/1281096654498627591

Sleepy Necron art by PlumpOran...

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acoustic dune
misty nova
median steeple
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Greg jones everytime he's in the booth

acoustic dune
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here is peak french VA

misty nova
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"This shield is holy - it's full of holes" - Bully

sterile stone
acoustic dune
median steeple
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argus you are from the south you have no room to speak

sterile stone
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Which is weird because Louisiana's second language is French

sterile stone
median steeple
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listening to you people speak is like listening to someone try to speak with their mouth full

static sky
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https://youtu.be/BVqV8tskaGQ?si=ehyGwcl2hsXdIrTC last one. If I suffer so shall thee

More like DRIPTIDE am I right fellas?

No, I'm not! Because FatShark have ensured that you have to pay real money to get some decent swag so I'm forced to zoom around the battlefield bonking heretics with my yee-yee ass default thunder hammer with the robes you get for completing the 'don't use a ranged weapon' penance, which are only moderately...

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misty nova
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Hit them with the Cajun or something

sterile stone
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Cajun English is something that takes a special kind of person to speak.

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You either understand every word they said

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Or you think they're a drunk slurring their words

median steeple
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Cajun and certain Scottish dialects are insane

misty nova
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Oh yeah
Watching the DT VA video
They gave a gun to Psyker lady 💀

carmine falcon
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what accent is commisar dukane

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she got that SHEESH accent ong

sterile stone
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Swear

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Never seen someone just smile and have a happy disposition for no reason other than they just want to be happy

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And everyone around them to be happy

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Complete strangers too

misty nova
static sky
misty nova
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Although I have no idea about a Scandinavian accent

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💀

median steeple
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Idk about Scandinavian, the VA is Scottish but the accent she puts on sounds like a mix of European ones

grizzled aspen
fleet zealot
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i got another red charm

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it's so over

sterile stone
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In Cia's defense

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I have never had a southern accent

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So I dunno what it's like to live with such an affliction

misty nova
fleet zealot
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doing legend quickplay with level 24 slayer

median steeple
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what multiple millennia does to a mf

fleet zealot
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i'm such a chad

static sky
fleet zealot
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i'm not evenr unning throwing axes

median steeple
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fo donar

median steeple
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Salet my beloved

copper hawk
median steeple
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nommers

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do you wanna play for honor @copper hawk ?

sterile stone
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@frosty herald My boy Johnny got 4 charges

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He might actually get time

acoustic dune
frosty herald
sterile stone
frosty herald
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NICE

sterile stone
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People are saying he might get 10 years

frosty herald
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What charges?

sterile stone
acoustic dune
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cant wait for the next one

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where its gonna be on tv

sterile stone
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The courtdate happened

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Bro showed up 1 hour late to his own court appointment

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Hung over

misty nova
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Rumble mode
4 PLAYERS pick Captain
Game chooses Black Widow

frosty herald
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Several koreans kicked his head in lmao

sterile stone
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Deserved

median steeple
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wait clone rumble is out?

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sweet

sterile stone
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Don't go around harrassing people

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Don't have to worry about getting your shit rocked

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Simple as

frosty herald
acoustic dune
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and being a wank

median steeple
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IRL streamers try not to be some of the worst of the human race

acoustic dune
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he truly earn the name of loot goblin

carmine falcon
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wtf is this guy doing in korea
he got bullied out of japan for being a troglodyte so he goes to a neighbor country to do the same shit

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social media was a mistake

carmine falcon
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yep

acoustic dune
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blud lied his way out of jap court

lunar fable
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what the shredder actually got a buff

median steeple
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what he did in Korea makes his Japan journey look saintly

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it's insane

misty nova
sterile stone
median steeple
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bro is speed running getting banned from every Asian nation

acoustic dune
sterile stone
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I know he got into a fight with his roommate

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Because surprise surprise

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Guilty by association

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So now you're banned form a country

acoustic dune
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bruv fled to thailand after the jap fiasco

lunar fable
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i don't even need to scroll up to know you guys are talking about johnny somali

sterile stone
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@frosty herald He plead guilty to 3 charges already

static sky
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I’m glad I never heard that name until now.

acoustic dune
frosty herald
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Bros getting exciled to north korea

acoustic dune
static sky
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I’m living a good life. Heading in the right direction.

sterile stone
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3 prior 4 current

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10 years is alot of time man

static sky
acoustic dune
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yarp

copper hawk
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im in a match rn

copper hawk
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even in my uniform and boots my feet still dont touch the floor when im in this chair

acoustic dune
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you watch warhammer

copper hawk
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i hope our next place that we're movin to has shorter desks,,

static sky
# acoustic dune ah sorry

No need no need. I understand my autism and welcome all banter, jokes and insults. I recognize it looks furry. I roll with the punches, and jab back appropriately

polar nexus
acoustic dune
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you like wonder bread

static sky
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I’m not like that one furry dude in here. Lying about his love for My Little Pony.

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
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we do not bad mouth our boi phill

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he is chill like that

static sky
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Yep that’s him

acoustic dune
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lad bag a gal while being a brony

static sky
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Once a brony always a brony. I didn’t say no names. You did lol

acoustic dune
violet hornet
static sky
fleet zealot
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if you are lagigng in vt2 it's 100% worse than dt wtf

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mainly cause fucking a single block hurts a lot more

acoustic dune
violet hornet
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She friend on my ship til I magic

static sky
acoustic dune
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NO ONE MESS WITH MA FRIENDSHIP HOOD DAWG

sterile stone
misty nova
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Ok this match sucked (my aim specially)

misty nova
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Also 240 damage on CRIT
Damn Black Widow thumbsdown_ogryn

static sky
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I feel the blue one should be DEI or legal gay marriage.

acoustic dune
static sky
sullen forge
fleet zealot
#

is necromancer staff bad at specials?

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cause every game with a necromancer they just don't kill specials

sterile stone
#

Two bald people coming to agreement

hexed igloo
copper hawk
#

@median steeple rdy ?

hard nexus
#

whatre u 2 doin

plush estuary
#

the peeper is here

hard nexus
formal umbra
#

floating ammo bag has visited you

sterile stone
sullen forge
copper hawk
copper hawk
#

match just finished

violet hornet
#

I want to be bathed in barbacoa

median steeple
median steeple
#

do you wanan vc

copper hawk
#

not right meow

median steeple
#

pookie hates me

violet hornet
#

Me a half hour from leaving on a Friday

hard nexus
#

wish i could join u 2 but

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i can’t..

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alas….

violet hornet
#

Frown honor

crimson quail
#

cause you have no honor...

#

wow

#

wow

#

wow

copper hawk
crimson quail
#

sorry

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sorry

#

sorry

sterile stone
crimson quail
#

i miss lil ra

fleet zealot
#

host will be ass yay or nay?

#

enchanter's layer

median steeple
#

I AM WASHED

formal umbra
#

You and me both

fleet zealot
#

host is ass!

placid fiber
frosty herald
#

@sterile stone O O F

#

every korean person that johnny somali deepfaked has pressed charges and refuses to drop them

carmine falcon
#

how many

frosty herald
#

dont know

formal umbra
#

That's so beast mode I hope they rip him to shreds

sterile stone
#

I mean he already fucked up in court

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I don't think any judge anywhere is gonna be happy you showed up to your hearing an hour late

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And hungover

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Remember folks

#

Alcohol ruins livs

formal umbra
#

True but it's also tasty. So who's to say if it's good or bad

acoustic dune
frosty herald
#

this is the first of the court appereances

polar nexus
#

i am thinking ba + cavalcade

frosty herald
#

in april he needs another court appereance

acoustic dune
#

where most citizen got military training

#

meaning

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trained prisoner

frosty herald
#

he already got the shit beaten out of him

formal umbra
#

God I want shredder to be good again so badly

#

I miss my smg I can't use it without throwing

placid fiber
#

They're at least making it better than mid(and mid is only when used very well/perfectly)

formal umbra
#

Better than mid is better than abysmal dogshit so I'll take it

acoustic dune
#

now imagine crimiinals

placid fiber
median steeple
sterile stone
acoustic dune
#

listening too

sterile stone
#

If you've seen any video of his, he actively harrassess people who he thinks won't fight back.

sterile stone
#

The moment someone gets in his face

acoustic dune
sterile stone
#

Bro crumbles

formal umbra
#

Most well adjusted kick streamer

acoustic dune
#

araki is truly da goat

#

i love listening to c moon

acoustic dune
sterile stone
formal umbra
#

My point still stands

acoustic dune
placid fiber
sterile stone
#

Johnny Somali

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Best case to prove my point

#

He tried getting in some lady's face

acoustic dune
#

the new generation is COOKED

sterile stone
#

Some EU tourist came up to him

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And decked the shot out of him

#

Bro hit the pavement in a second

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Same with his friend

sterile stone
#

Bro didn't take the hint

#

Multiple people are approaching you telling you to chill out and appologise

placid fiber
#

Don't fuck with the european tourist?

#

oh

frosty herald
#

btw

sterile stone
#

You reap what you sow

#

Play stupid games

#

Win stupid prizes

frosty herald
#

you wont get arrested for sucker punching johnny somali

#

korean police doesnt care lmao

placid fiber
sterile stone
#

But how much do you have to fuck up that the cops don't even care if you get your ass beat

placid fiber
#

Yes

acoustic dune
carmine falcon
#

i was reading forum posts for patches and some dudes were saying no boltgun nerfs

polar nexus
carmine falcon
#

am i missing something?

#

why tf would u nerf bolters

polar nexus
#

the fix is still not there tho

formal umbra
#

Forums bring out the worst posters

carmine falcon
#

it has clear drawbacks on zealot and its only mega cracked on exec stance vet and everyone plays shout sooooo cope Haha

formal umbra
#

It took us so long for the bolter to not be dogass just let us have this

sterile stone
#

Everything must be as ballcrushingly inconvenient and difficult as possible

formal umbra
#

Calling for nerfs against anything but the dueling sword rn is idiotic tbqh

fleet zealot
#

lost contact with host

placid fiber
formal umbra
# fleet zealot viag

Is that thing still busted I can't remember I don't see it nearly as much anymore

copper hawk
#

new hero is a lot of fun

#

still getting used 2 her

median steeple
#

she is

placid fiber
formal umbra
#

Vraks infantry auto gun.

placid fiber
#

damn

violet hornet
#

Hey @clever swan do you have any experience tweaking darktide performance settings for mid range and machines from a few years ago?

sterile stone
#

Was it mittens or laz who had their game looking like playdough

#

They'd be the ones to ask

fleet zealot
#

it still deals way too much dps

formal umbra
#

Riiight

plush estuary
#

left

formal umbra
#

Up

plush estuary
#

down

formal umbra
#

Good job

violet hornet
plush estuary
#

yippee

sterile stone
#

IT's like watching an IED about to go off

violet hornet
formal umbra
#

God can we not bring up tanner again just hearing about him gives me a headache

copper hawk
#

@median steeple

#

vc?

sterile stone
copper hawk
#

slaps

#

the Hu have a like

#

cover of The Trooper by Iron Maiden

#

and it's in mongolian

formal umbra
#

I fucking love the hu

copper hawk
#

w throat singin and mongolian instruments + plus their usual rock style

#

it's fucking peak

median steeple
sterile stone
#

@delicate shadow I was just thinking about you mate

violet hornet
sterile stone
#

I wanted to show you Neil the seal

delicate shadow
#

bro is a fuckin HAM

frosty herald
fleet zealot
frosty herald
sterile stone
acoustic dune
frosty herald
#

he alr made a community post

delicate shadow
#

(bro is addicted despite never getting much at all)

gray ice
#

That's seal land

frosty herald
#

cats begging for their lives to get food even though they were fed 5 minutes ago

delicate shadow
#

honestly if a 600kg seal tells me that road is his, then the road is his I ain't fighting that battle lmao

gray ice
#

I'm not goin home to tell the homies the seal clubbed me

#

I'm not gone do it

sterile stone
#

Bro smashed someone's mailbox

acoustic dune
#

he was sleeping infront of da car

gray ice
#

The class of things that fall into that weight category is almost always in the "nah I'm leaving it alone" file in your brain

acoustic dune
#

dont you want to lie down with da seal?

gray ice
#

Find me a moving 600 kg bean bag and we can discuss this further

acoustic dune
#

australia

sterile stone
#

@delicate shadow Don't yall have leaves that shoot needles into the skin

#

The gimpy gimpy tree or something

delicate shadow
#

tiny needles that cause some of the worst pain known to mankind

sterile stone
#

And y'all just existing on the same rock as those

#

Wild

delicate shadow
#

there's a story (probs folklore) about a dude that accidentally used a leaf from one as toilet paper and he basically game ended himself in the hysteria that ensued

sterile stone
#

Brother man used the forbidden toilet paper

#

He redeemed the consequences.

delicate shadow
#

also stories (definitely folklore) about horses that'd get stung and then jump off cliffs because of the pain

delicate shadow
#

but would make the worst valentines gift ever

sterile stone
#

Are they super invasive?

delicate shadow
#

well they're native so nah

#

like you're really only gonna find them in the more lush areas

#

and you're only gonna risk getting stung if you're doing some serious off-track hiking

sterile stone
#

Noted

delicate shadow
#

....or it's a real windy day because the needles can get blown around by wind

full nebula
sterile stone
#

And relocate the citizens elsewhere

#

That whole place is just a rust server

full nebula
#

Now that cleavers are getting buffed i have to get my cleaver skin fomo going

delicate shadow
#

you can tear your pants up in them if you're not careful

sterile stone
delicate shadow
#

fishing hooks pretty much lol

sterile stone
#

Oh

#

Well thats terrifying...

copper hawk
sterile stone
#

I found a link

#

These lil fellas eat the fruit they produce

median steeple
#

or is that another Australian plant

delicate shadow
copper hawk
delicate shadow
delicate shadow
#

I've never been stung by one but I have been stung by jellyfish and I imagine it's kinda like that but on steroids

delicate shadow
sterile stone
#

Mans said big boy can grow up to be 4000

#

So Neil was a baby causing all that havoc

hard nexus
royal vortex
#

go to your room

gray ice
#

Josho do you weld

royal vortex
#

last time i checked, no

grand tangle
gray ice
#

Check again never know when things could change

grand tangle
#

but a whole town is named after the stuff its so common

sterile stone
royal vortex
#

that's fair. hopefully this time i don't melt half my hand

sterile stone
#

The pierogi mod installed

royal vortex
#

hell yeah

#

pasqal from rogue trader is my favorite little autism creature

delicate shadow
sterile stone
grand tangle
#

see the edge?

sterile stone
#

Roommate took me to a new Japanese spot right

copper hawk
#

splavoc plargplime greprence?

sterile stone
#

I got katsu with curry and rice

#

Brother when I tell you

#

$16

delicate shadow
#

oh also this quote from the wikipedia article give you a good idea of the pain from those stinging trees @median steeple @sterile stone

For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn't work or sleep... I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest... then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower...There's nothing to rival it; it's ten times worse than anything else

sterile stone
#

And that bowl was the shape of a fucking pot

#

It was a comically large amount of food

grand tangle
#

chicken katsu is litterally just fried chicken

copper hawk
#

why the fuck

sterile stone
#

It is

copper hawk
#

why would something evolve that way

#

that's evil

median steeple
sterile stone
#

But omg it's fucking good with curry

sterile stone
#

But this reminds me of pineapples

#

Except the needles in pineapples go away after a while

royal vortex
copper hawk
#

im about 2 exercise my 6th amendment right on u

grand tangle
delicate shadow
copper hawk
#

oh

#

this explains..

#

i like the name for the new spider u guys discovered

hard nexus
sterile stone
#

@delicate shadow Aye but why don't you hook a brother up with some Columbian pineapples

copper hawk
#

that's just a deadlier, gnarlier, bigger version

#

of the deadliest spider in the world

sterile stone
#

$86 per pineapple

copper hawk
#

(already australian)

hard nexus
#

what’s it called

copper hawk
#

i dont remember

north sedge
royal vortex
copper hawk
#

it's something really funny

royal vortex
sterile stone
royal vortex
#

the abyss

sterile stone
#

I can't name the movie

hard nexus
sterile stone
#

Wait

copper hawk
#

yep

#

lmfao

#

the big boy

north sedge
#

That is cg jeff garlin

copper hawk
#

the big boy funnel web spider

sterile stone
#

He's the guy from curb your enthusiasm

delicate shadow
north sedge
#

Yes

sterile stone
grand tangle
delicate shadow
#

very foresty

median steeple
north sedge
#

He got fired from a sitcom for being shitty and they made a cg version of him for the finale, it is magical

royal vortex
delicate shadow
sterile stone
#

Giving me spy kids vibes

hard nexus
royal vortex
hard nexus
#

grrr

north sedge
royal vortex
#

i was thinking about getting it

grand tangle
#

ik that there is somehow a rainforest next to seattle

hard nexus
grand tangle
#

so british columbia is not too far off imo

royal vortex
#

the pristine cut was very good

hard nexus
#

can a signalis girl and a slay the princess boy really be friends?

hard nexus
#

i will soon

#

probably

sterile stone
#

Was told to leave and come back in the spring

plucky gate
#

vancouver is a rainforest yeah

royal vortex
grand tangle
#

lmao

hard nexus
#

maybe

median steeple
plucky gate
#

i live here
it was raining for like the entire month last month

royal vortex
#

disco elysium is so good

median steeple
#

We are better than Texas since the people here or mostly normal and nice

royal vortex
#

it's one of the inspirations for STP

grand tangle
north sedge
grand tangle
#

oesn't matter what opinion

royal vortex
#

begone.

plucky gate
#

disco elysium is peak

sterile stone
#

You haven't truly lived til some old southern woman calls you sugar and asks what you want for breakfast

royal vortex
#

i sent stan a screenshot of a quote from DE that mentions genital warts and he kept interrupting me in vc asking me who had genital warts for like 5 minutes

#

non fucking stop

#

the quote very explicitly tells you who has genital warts too

hard nexus
#

hmm, a visitor?

#

indeed, i have slept long enough

median steeple
#

Armboy

grand tangle
#

i like ujltrakill but the fans are insufferable

hard nexus
# royal vortex begone.

(the voice actor for sisyphus is also in disco elysium, and one of his attacks he says “Be gone.”)

grand tangle
#

its like undertale all over again

royal vortex
hard nexus
royal vortex
#

im posting this interaction on the steam forums to complain about the discord

acoustic dune
#

what the babbling hell is hapenning here

sterile stone
#

Humans interacting in a heavily autistic manner

royal vortex
#

this is more medium level

acoustic dune
#

carry on then

copper hawk
#

stoner why so hateful

sterile stone
median steeple
acoustic dune
#

he is stoned

copper hawk
#

being stoned is supposed 2 make u happy

acoustic dune
fleet zealot
silk breach
#

so cute!

fleet zealot
#

reading more steam forum reactions

#

"ogryn should be immune to disables"

acoustic dune
#

he is big

royal vortex
sterile stone
#

At most he shouldnt' be downed by dogs

#

Nets make sense

plucky gate
#

ogryn just doesn't wanna disturb the dog
It's like when a cat is lying on top of you and you don't move cause you don't wanna bother it

obtuse stirrup
#

Settled in on taking the bolt pistol with Ferretman's martyrdom chain axe build

#

feels good man