zealot-class

[copper hawk]

Like good ol prez elon had

[fleet zealot]

Fuckin devices that can fuck with electronics nearby

[sterile stone]

Okay so is anyone here of the mind we're close to implanting devices that could do things like decode language.

Let's say...

[fleet zealot]

The flipper zero

[sterile stone]

You don't understand Spanish right.

[delicate shadow]

I mean if they work with no adverse side effects then I'm fine with anything that helps people. I'm unsure if that's currently the case tho

[grizzled aspen]

Devices already exist to do this.

[frosty herald]

chatgpt giving out good info and overnight it suddenly couldnt answer anything if you didnt use a loophole

they lobotomized chatgpt

[sterile stone]

I mean like internal logging.

[copper hawk]

But couldn't u say that about human beings ? We're just fleshy computers ,, w neurons and tissue instead of circuits and silicon ,, we just regurgitate acquired data ,, heh ,,

[stone fern]

analytical AI is a lot better than generative AI

[modern lintel]

do they not already have like headphones that can real time translate stuff you hear

[delicate shadow]

I hate this take

hate LOATHE

[sterile stone]

I know phones have this ability

[stone fern]

using it to analize stuff is a lot more usful than asking it to make shit

[sterile stone]

I'm not sure about headphone

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/leuze-adeptus-mechanicus-tech-priest-chad-gigachad-gif-16989754678889066260

[copper hawk]

U WHAT ??? DOWNVOTE !!! DOOOWNVOTE !!!!!! RAAAAAAAGH

[fleet zealot]

Me walking into the head implant convention with a flipper zero

[delicate shadow]

people who unironically go the "we're just fleshy computers" route also fundamentally do not understand what a computer is nor do they understand what consciousness and sentience are

[polar nexus]

What's a flipper zero?

[sterile stone]

If we're all just fleshy computers, does this mean food poisoning is malware?

[frosty herald]

the moment combat prosthetics are on the market we out here

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-adam-smasher-cyberpunk-cyberpunk2077-2077-gif-26854690

[modern lintel]

me

[visual stream]

I could understand someone with a deterministic(?) worldview coming to that conclusion in a less corny way but Redditors certainly are NOT using that logic

[fleet zealot]

Skipped past prosthetics now we have murder dogs and murder drones

[full nebula]

Absolutely stacked team, Celines gonna carry

[sterile stone]

I mean there's prostetics the average person doesn't have access to.

[copper hawk]

Someone posted this in driptide ,, why dont we have this helmet yet

[modern lintel]

does he know

[delicate shadow]

like equating computing with consciousness is tantamount to equivocating autonomous movement with being alive

[copper hawk]

Vet gets all the sick cosmetics

[frosty herald]

navy breacher

[delicate shadow]

Coffee is overclocking

[frosty herald]

btw

[sullen forge]

I mean it’s cool but like-

[frosty herald]

whats your concensis on the artstation leak

[copper hawk]

Erm

Dont u mean

[delicate shadow]

artstation leak?

[fleet zealot]

As soon as i understood the weakness of my flesh

[sterile stone]

I don't think the generation after the next is gonna get fully body cybernetics.

[copper hawk]

Consensus ?

[polar nexus]

I want Celine's pants so hard

[fleet zealot]

I’m going to become a cyberferret

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/super-bowl-live-under-a-rock-thats-enough-no-more-work-gif-16220317

[delicate shadow]

OH that one

[fleet zealot]

had to double take that one

[sterile stone]

I feel like anything close to cyberpunk esque cybernetics is maybe a few generations off

[delicate shadow]

uh hang on lemme check

[frosty herald]

gorilla arms mantis blades a projectile launcher monowire

[sterile stone]

Hey

[grizzled aspen]

I am absolutely just gonna get mantis blades just to play with them.

[frosty herald]

cyberpunk cybernetics will probably be impossible

[sterile stone]

She's the one who kept downing and abandoning our lobbies

[sullen forge]

I see “Bipedal Android” I’m 100% expecting the V series robots from ULTRAKILL lmao

[polar nexus]

I am taking about trousers no panties

[frosty herald]

monowire is legit just scifi fantasy

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna be real, we'd probably get better functioning exo skeletons before we get cybernetics of that magnitude

[sullen forge]

Cause you know damn well they’re being weaponized

[delicate shadow]

my understanding is that it's best to not read too much into it given how many unused assets exist in the files

[copper hawk]

WRONG

Think signalis

Dweeb

[full nebula]

celine good

[frosty herald]

signalis fan finally plays the game after being a fan for 5 months

[copper hawk]

I played it AND

[grizzled aspen]

On another note regarding cybernetics, if we can figure out how to plug a brain into a robotic body, I am absolutely signing up for that before my skeleton decides to fuse together entirely.

[copper hawk]

Got the Promise ending

[sullen forge]

Feedbacker directly INTO your skull

[copper hawk]

FIRST TRY

[visual stream]

Who else gessing they stalt

[sterile stone]

Fuck that...

I've said this before

[copper hawk]

ME directly i to YO MAMA hous

[modern lintel]

liar

[copper hawk]

Heh..

[frosty herald]

this will not go well

[delicate shadow]

Cybernetics would actually be awesome so long as we don't get the dystopia version where it all runs through some fuckin' data farming app

[sterile stone]

All it takes is one asshole with a malicious enough mind and too much time on their hands and you're fucking slammed

[frosty herald]

your brain would sustain an immidiate extreme for of emotional trauma

[sullen forge]

I hate to say it

[visual stream]

It would 100% play ad hallucinations

[sullen forge]

It’s gonna happen

[frosty herald]

your brain isnt connected to any kind of musculature

[sullen forge]

Anything for profit man

[visual stream]

Especially under the fella who's trying to make it now

[delicate shadow]

"so how'd you sleep?"

"kept having dreams about amazon prime..."

[frosty herald]

so unless you have like no emotions your brain will reject the body

[copper hawk]

I consent for the Army to put a sandevistan in me so long as i can keep it when i get out

[polar nexus]

You mean a subscription

[sterile stone]

Imagine going full borg and someone just zip bombs 200 petabytes of subway ads into your brain

[modern lintel]

roll d20

[delicate shadow]

GAH

[nimble fiber]

when will argus finally do a backflip

[grizzled aspen]

"I wake up at 8:30 in the morning and I'm hit with my daily thought-vertisement!"

[sterile stone]

I'm too old

[frosty herald]

thats why ice exists in cyberpunk

[sullen forge]

Sending “The Funny” zip bomb to you

[frosty herald]

so you cant get hacked by shitters

[sullen forge]

52.6 Yottabytes

[grizzled aspen]

(It's literally mangekyo sharingan genjutsu, just a thousand years of suffering)

[sterile stone]

Bro imagine having to pay a fucking monthly subscription to not have your brain turn into mush from hackers

[visual stream]

Realistic

[copper hawk]

What about those ppl who put the uh

Rfid chips in their arms

[carmine falcon]

i'd chrome tf outta my body
all hail our machine overlords

[copper hawk]

So they just tap their arm instead of their card 2 pay 4 stufc

[sullen forge]

You will pay the subscription to breath

You will like it

[delicate shadow]

like if cybernetics were to actually exist they'd have to be local to your body only. connecting people's minds or just body parts to a cloud would be instant dystopia hellscape

[copper hawk]

Breathe*

Ur butcherin our beautiful language..

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[sterile stone]

In the 22 Millenia, EA no longer makes games but sells cybernetic loot boxes

[visual stream]

pay 4 stufc

[grizzled aspen]

beraeth*

[carmine falcon]

cyberpunk in general tbh

[carmine falcon]

love the game but

[bitter anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254313274325995570/1286452588224708718/caption.gif

[carmine falcon]

cyberrspace is staright up magic mcguffin

[sterile stone]

I can see how that would go horribly wrong.

[bitter anvil]

distorted high grain audio scream

[sterile stone]

Then again sharing a brain with someone just sounds like a awful case of self induced psychosis

[visual stream]

Cybernetics are for sure going to go in the direction of Cybertruck ads instead of turning your arms into mantis bldes

[grizzled aspen]

What would be really fucked about cybernetics would be hooking up to a ripperdoc and they just give you turbo cyberaids malware.

[delicate shadow]

like to be clear we already have some kinda lowkey "cybernetics" going on with stuff like pacemakers, cochelar implants etc. Prothestics are also steadily reaching the point where they can be made robotic which is exciting

[sterile stone]

Or god forbid you get the shit beaten out of you

And someone rips your c'ybernetics out

With no regard for your saftey

[delicate shadow]

but none of that shit is anywhere close to cyberpunk vibes and actual cyberpunk stuff will never actually happen

[visual stream]

Btw has anyone seen cybertruck copers trying to post videos of them doing things

[grizzled aspen]

Exposed nerve endings through wiring! What fun!

[carmine falcon]

i think if cybernetics ever becme a reality it wont be through shady ripperdocs and street vendors like every cyberpunk work ever
it'll be heavily regulated and monoitized by corpos

aka cyberpunk dlc bad ending

[visual stream]

And it's all either them borderline breaking or being so pitiful it looks like a satire post

[sullen forge]

HWABAG

[carmine falcon]

i refuse to believe its a real thing

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-truth-nuke-truth-truke-soyjak-gif-1725426560853991281

[carmine falcon]

out of all the futuristic designs u make the ugliest shit possible

[sterile stone]

I'ma be real, the odds of us getting anything close to that is atleast a hundred or so years off if it is a possibility

I feel like in our lifetime

It will be interal things.

Like maybe a better heart

Better lungs

Bone marrow enhancers

[carmine falcon]

cyberpunk itsels is exaggerated satire as a setting sooooooo

[sullen forge]

I can’t wait to be a decrepit old man like Russman and yell at the younger folk for no reason

[polar nexus]

Better heart is still not ready

[sterile stone]

Don't we have artificial hearts already?

[sullen forge]

Yes

They exist

[visual stream]

I can't imagine how difficult or impossible a spinal prosthetic/replacement would be

[delicate shadow]

I'm looking forward to when quantum computing becomes actually a legit thing but that's like...still limited by superconductors needing to be supercooled

[sullen forge]

They’re still in testing

But they’re becoming a thing more and more

[nimble fiber]

noooooooo

don't say that

[sterile stone]

I'm nearing 30

It's over

[copper hawk]

U guyz r all nerds

[sterile stone]

My only saving grace is I'm not going bald

[nimble fiber]

real

[delicate shadow]

but quantum computing has some real cool potential applications re: chemistry and materials science modelling

[modern lintel]

turning to dust tomorrow goodbye

[copper hawk]

Not... yet

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[polar nexus]

I am all gray

[nimble fiber]

goes bald immediately upon turning 30

[sterile stone]

I'd fucking cry

[polar nexus]

Even my beard is gray now

[sterile stone]

I don't look good bald

[nimble fiber]

understandable

[delicate shadow]

I'm only partially grey atm but I've been greying since I was 16

[sterile stone]

Destined to become an elder

[broken walrus]

Hair has been thinning since I was 16, send help

[modern lintel]

also starting to grey but not balding so

[visual stream]

I think AI's biggest enemy are a certain unnamed political group of people who constantly feed it misinformation to make it racist among other things

[placid fiber]

Question: Is this the same as dodging ranged attacks with stamina, do you not take ranged damage while sprinting with it(over 50% stamina), or is this victim to fatshark descriptions and it doesn't work like it sounds? >.>

[delicate shadow]

my hair is thick af

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[nimble fiber]

how u know

[nimble fiber]

same

[sullen forge]

Fucking old geezer holy shit

[nimble fiber]

thick hair gang

[sterile stone]

My folks use to shave my head when I was younger

[delicate shadow]

only thing is I got a fuckin' vegeta tier widows peak lmao

[fringe bay]

Bro got the son of Sparda hair

[placid fiber]

I kind of want to screw around with it for some of these lower difficulty runs while I get books for the event thing

[polar nexus]

You don't take ranged dmg as long as you sprint

[nimble fiber]

did u get revenge when u got older?

[placid fiber]

Interesting, does it work while sliding too?

[plucky gate]

I think there was a small quantum computer made last year that didn't require a superconductor. idk if that fits what you're hoping for

[sullen forge]

It synergizes with veterans talent Duck and Dive letting you have infinite stamina as long as you’re sprinting in gun fire

[delicate shadow]

shaving dad's eyebrows at night

[plucky gate]

this thing
https://www.livescience.com/technology/computing/scientists-build-the-smallest-quantum-computer-in-the-world-it-works-at-room-temperature-and-you-can-fit-it-on-your-desk

[sterile stone]

I let my hair grow for 4 years just to put in a manbun to see what it was life

Then I realised

[placid fiber]

Huh, that's good to know

[visual stream]

I think since having stamina already gives you ranged dodge as long as it's diagonal, that blessing either
A. gives you immunity no matter what direction you sprint
B. does literally nothing

[sterile stone]

Having alot of hair fucking sucks

[delicate shadow]

oh that's actually super interesting if so

[visual stream]

This is a fun thing to do

[delicate shadow]

long hair is work yo

[polar nexus]

I don't think I've tested that. You should check kuli's guide on blessings

[visual stream]

Base kit can already do it with duck and dive but stripped down would make it even better, been debating using it for fun

[sullen forge]

Didn’t they actually teleport something with one of them very recently

[modern lintel]

iv had long hair since i was 15

[sterile stone]

Nobody told me I have to keep like 3 types of moisturizers in this shit to keep it from not looking like a frazzled tumbleweed

[sullen forge]

Like actually teleported something with a quantum computer

I swear I saw that

[delicate shadow]

I got a brush that's used for horses for my hair because regular brushes fuckin' do not make it through

[sterile stone]

We're nearing the future where we create Dyson Spheres

Believe by boy

[placid fiber]

I know hit and run is a better pick if I am going to take a defensive blessing on the brauto(more than likely), but, I still want to test it out >.>

[nimble fiber]

tell me lmao

[sterile stone]

Mans got a mane

[delicate shadow]

straight up

[placid fiber]

Behold: My gun while I am using it on malice/heresy for the books event!

[nimble fiber]

ok my hair isn't as thicc lol

[sterile stone]

My last barber I went to a month ago grabbed some scissors and trimmed my shit into a afro

I just stared at bro

Like really

[delicate shadow]

also growing out a beard+stache is a lot of work too lmao

gotta use beard oils n shit

[sterile stone]

Native American genes

Can't relate

Body hair is a foreign concept

[sullen forge]

I can at most get a stubble and then it just fucking stops

[nimble fiber]

my brother

[sullen forge]

Incredibly annoying

[delicate shadow]

my turkish ass got a premium on big hair genes

for better or worse

love the way my facial and head hair is...everything else is 📈

[nimble fiber]

im a cooler native then u apparently lmao

[sterile stone]

I'm tossing you into the desert

With a half empty bottle of mountain dew

[nimble fiber]

imma take u with me homie

[sterile stone]

I will preserve

[vernal terrace]

This is the exact excuse a horse with thumbs would make up!!!!

[sullen forge]

110 degree weather

[plucky gate]

Oh i just looked it up and yeah
3 weeks ago there was an article saying that it was the first time they managed to teleport a logic gate

[sullen forge]

Both of you will suffer

[vernal terrace]

Gmmmm zealot chat

[sullen forge]

Humid heat

[sterile stone]

I still get weather reports from Kabul

[nimble fiber]

I despise md ngl

[sterile stone]

I never changed my iphone's location

[sullen forge]

Yeah that

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002609226205630575/1341549557791854632/cannyArrive-4x.gif

[sterile stone]

It gets like -8 out there

[sullen forge]

They actually managed to teleport something

[delicate shadow]

online nobody knows I got a long face

[sullen forge]

Fucking crazy we’ve basically confirmed it’s possible

[nimble fiber]

I know

[sullen forge]

………why the long face

[plucky gate]

teleporting logic gates is wild
imagine teleporting a program to your computer

quantom networking

[sterile stone]

So you're telling me

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328835856701849630/1733634972526851.gif

[sterile stone]

I can pay 25000 for a instant teleport to Kyoto or a 600 flight to kyoto on Spirit?

I'll take the risk

Beam me

[sullen forge]

Possibly

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004034244185694329/1116996807558451220/WateringMyHorse.gif

[delicate shadow]

humanity invents teleportation and the primary use case for the average person is teleporting memes and cat videos to their friends

[sterile stone]

My chances of teleporting are safer than taking Spirit Airlines

[sullen forge]

That’s probably not gonna happen whilst we’re alive

[plucky gate]

gonna start teleporting cars on the internet
i would download a car

[nimble fiber]

turns bald

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bo3teleport-cod-zombies-black-ops-teleport-zombies-tp-gif-27287540

[delicate shadow]

dude I am SO glad I got all my flying done last year

[sullen forge]

Hit you with this shit

Lmao

[delicate shadow]

this year has been bad for airlines

[modern lintel]

only a short amount of time in the nightmare dimension

[sterile stone]

I learned something so fucking wild

So if you denounce your citizenship to America and get a citizen ship elsewhere

YOU STILL GOTTA FILE TAXES

FOR THE US

[sullen forge]

I don’t want it to devolve into discussions we shall not have for rule reasons but I’m GENUINELY CURIOUS why it’s gotten so bad

[delicate shadow]

wait is that even if you don't live in the US anymore?

[sterile stone]

Yeeep

[delicate shadow]

bruh

[sullen forge]

It’s gotten to the point I’m just going, yeah I should drive or go by ship now

[sterile stone]

You still have to file US taxes even if you're no longer a us citizen

[sullen forge]

???

[modern lintel]

iv never been on a plane and recent events have only hardened my resolve

[sullen forge]

How the fuck does that work

[delicate shadow]

I mean yeah the actual reasons are definitely things we can't discuss in here but it's crazy that we've reached this point

[sterile stone]

The IRS sends you a nice slip in the mail

Where ever you live apparently

[plush estuary]

live somewhere with no mail

shrimple as

[sullen forge]

Is it a one and done or are they literally saying fuck you

[delicate shadow]

like even last year going to and from Australia I tried real hard to get airbus flights because my paranoid ass does not trust boeing

[sullen forge]

Pay us

Cause I understand like

[sullen forge]

2024 you are in the US and then midway through 25 you become a citizen of- idk the EU

[delicate shadow]

oh ok up to the date of renunciation, that makes more sense

[sullen forge]

I get you’d have to file for that time

[delicate shadow]

an exit tax is so fuckin' petty tho lmao

[sterile stone]

Mfs be like

Oh you don't wanna live here anymore?

Pay up loser

[delicate shadow]

"sorry sir but to leave the burger king that'll be 10% of your income"

[sullen forge]

Ughhh

That’s so stupid

[sterile stone]

Apparently it gets worse the more money you make

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-smiling-fire-burning-gif-11870691

[sterile stone]

It doesn't specify if that means in the new country you live in tho

[delicate shadow]

the king will have his ransom

[sterile stone]

The burger will have his last laugh

Ok this one says something different

So I guess in some situations yeah

You do still have to keep paying US taxes

[broken walrus]

What are they going to do if you move to France and dont pay your taxes? Tax you?

[sterile stone]

They're gonna have guys with aluminum bats waiting at every airport incase you decide to travel back to the US to vacation

[vernal terrace]

want to know another funny thing so say you live in the UK
and you move to America a day before the tax year end
before moving you settled your tax bill in the UK
the IRS will still expect you to pay a full tax year for your earnings in another country even though you have only lived in a america for a day of that tax year

lol

[sterile stone]

I gotta get my native status confirmed

I'm not about to have Uncle Sam dig in my pockets

[full nebula]

Celine was so good that she and rest of the team left me to deal with weakened chaos spawn and nurgle alone

Everyone just ran to the next drop while I was cut off

[frosty herald]

celine was already one of the worst players but i didnt expect the leaving entire team arc

[sullen forge]

No you don’t get it WE NEED THAT money

Why? Don’t worry about it

LMAO

[carmine falcon]

when the bolter and thammer boys pull up and ruin your boss malestrom (im the thammer and bolter guy)

[nimble fiber]

is celine like an urban darktide legend?

the ghost player that appears, plays horribly and then vanishes

[sterile stone]

I wouldn't say play horribly

My experience is jsut

The moment they get downed

They instantly leave

[delicate shadow]

Celine Dion is a darktide player?

wild

[carmine falcon]

time to ruin another one

[vernal terrace]

facilitate the collab incan

[frosty herald]

all top players have met her once

very high level but unironically dogshit at the game

and thats putting it lightly

[nimble fiber]

oh yeah I mean
I definitely met her then...

lmao

[delicate shadow]

that'd be a wild fuckin' tweet for FS to drop between all the scheduled slop

"The queen of power ballads vs Havoc 40"

[nimble fiber]

( I never met her )

[frosty herald]

new idea

[carmine falcon]

was she here\

[frosty herald]

all of the darktide devteam does a megastream havoc 40

[carmine falcon]

would be the shortest stream ever

[hard nexus]

boar bristle brush?

or the ones with the metal bristles

[nimble fiber]

I have one of those!

[hard nexus]

same!

i dont use it anymore though

[nimble fiber]

same lol

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus

[nimble fiber]

used it for a time when I was smol

[hard nexus]

ever since ive started taking care of my waves n curls ive stopped using it

ive been considering getting out of those bounce curl brushes

that r like

30 dollars

(over priced as fuck)

but

they work well apparently

[nimble fiber]

I should brush my hair more often tbh

[hard nexus]

wha

[plush estuary]

it was funny last night

he didnt realize they changed the name

[hard nexus]

ohg lmfao

[delicate shadow]

this is true at all times tbh

[obsidian prairie]

They’re only famous because they play like shit and have 3000 fucking true level

[delicate shadow]

unless you're brushing enough to damage the hair which like...who has the time

[placid fiber]

Sheesh, this was only a mobian 21st heresy run... and I still did over 600k damage :/

[nimble fiber]

some people probably lmao

[hard nexus]

only if ur hair is knotted already

and ur brushing too hard/fast

is really when youll damage it

[hard nexus]

also no if u have curly hair

[nimble fiber]

will brush hair more often in the future

[hard nexus]

brushing curly hair makes it very frizzy

[placid fiber]

I'm starting to see why people really like the relic blade

[nimble fiber]

Im mean I kinda have curly hair I guess

not a lot but I do have it

[hard nexus]

try washing ur hair under cold water

and scrunch ur hair under it

and let ur hair air dry

trust

[nimble fiber]

always

[hard nexus]

a nice mousse also helps

[nimble fiber]

mousse?

[hard nexus]

ive got this curl mousse i found at sephora

[hard nexus]

like gel but not

it adds volume and hold to ur hair

[nimble fiber]

oooh yeah heard of that

[hard nexus]

u scrunch that into ur hair too

[delicate shadow]

depends on the brush you use

[nimble fiber]

always wanted 2 buy one but never looked for one

[delicate shadow]

the brush I got is detangling and doesn't create frizz

but also I use hair oil so y'know, gotta go the whole 9 yards

[hard nexus]

amika has a couple of good, soft hold (meaning less of that crunchy cast) mousses

[nimble fiber]

any good on amazon?

[hard nexus]

how do u use hair oil

[hard nexus]

amika is on amazon

[nimble fiber]

bet

looking rn

[delicate shadow]

on the ends, not on the scalp because otherwise it can't breathe

I got a leave-in conditioner I brush through the whole length and then oil for the ends

[hard nexus]

https://www.amazon.com/amika-Plus-Size-Perfect-Mousse/dp/B07H3GBS31/ref=sr_1_36?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.rg8dEJWxbpNGa3aWAqLWyjdncqgYceBCR6RAW0o5cI_4nN40rae7uhyeBOAsNN7PlAUgDGZQXJPIdvW19ytF_L8ZEXwLR43FA0Ht3qmIXqH0By4FDsrhwNxj4lcMoya1V0aGiBFuSD_dOdMYLfnFWNo3YYLQot2ffGOyMKu7YMM1oqb-wQPu3_ZuKTYkuhgmPm3OyTYlxZyw2XYAe9AWmztCK-YJis-zsOQlv4pzwO4uvjEQrASbn2yaSZQMTRQLN9CoyK36qjuhXw--wmOxgRv5VnN4HdD8mXeRHtAeM9m23Rq4eNp0-kwmN4x1kwLRJsGvRLqTquN_K3iCPVBxl5b5zNpb1-mJMT5uQgLPdIrWxN-_7dMrm5wHeJFow1CzgKi420SqGMmnE_KXKIGL46hLvJ2bMhyYBDObp-FzFooyWIQkFekekT511sYLKZ-f.y482Q20Mzrrr-LpKQmXaYL9w7nbUMerD_z9D0m3Jio8&dib_tag=se&hvadid=694587028790&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9011792&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=1838723910570652666--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=1838723910570652666&hvtargid=kwd-334351160378&hydadcr=23851_13545167&keywords=amika%2Bamazon&mcid=a573b65f5530384d8d47a6be84ac75ff&qid=1741044263&sr=8-36&th=1

[sullen forge]

Holy hyperlink

[hard nexus]

amazon

[broken walrus]

Link jumpscare

[hard nexus]

moment

[delicate shadow]

amazon mo...yeah that

[obsidian prairie]

Amazon try and have reasonable fucking links challenge

[hard nexus]

yah i know but like

when

[nimble fiber]

appreciate it

[sullen forge]

Amazon on its way to just flash bang you with a massive link

[hard nexus]

do u use it

in the morning?

night?

[delicate shadow]

after showering

[hard nexus]

do u use it to break the mousse cast?

hrm

ive got a nice one that my friend gave me for free

[violet hornet]

I have curly hair and swear by this shit: https://www.sheamoisture.com/us/en/p/jamaican-black-castor-oil-strengthen-&-restore-conditioner.html/00764302215592

[hard nexus]

i just

dont know how 2 use it effectively

[violet hornet]

It smells phenomenal too

[delicate shadow]

I brush before shower to detangle, then condition in shower, and then do the hair treatment after while hair is still damp

[hard nexus]

so would i

get out of shower
scrunch dry hair
apply hair oil to ends
then apply mousse
?

[delicate shadow]

oh I don't use mousse, not sure where that'd fit in

[hard nexus]

hrmrmrmrmmmmmm

[hard nexus]

ive been using alfaparf shampoo and conditioner

which works for me

but its

expensive

(50 dollars each bottle of shampoo n conditioner)

(but the bottle lasts like a year so)

(not that big of a deal)

[nimble fiber]

will def put in on my list but will probably look for local things before ordering

[hard nexus]

fair

[violet hornet]

ahh okay a bottle lasting a year makes it not so bad for sure

[delicate shadow]

because I:
get out of shower
pat hair down until it's just damp
brush through leave-in conditioner
hand oil the ends
then I tie it up and call it a day

[hard nexus]

hrmm

[delicate shadow]

maybe what I'm doing isn't fully optimal but it seems to work

[nimble fiber]

discord made your name white and it scared me for a second ngl

[hard nexus]

yah

same with tea tree shampoo n conditioner from paul mitchell

expensive but it lasts forever

i looove tea tree from paul mitchell

i also have a clarifying shampoo

from kristen ess

that i use every now and again

that works well

[nimble fiber]

[delicate shadow]

for context here's like a 3 year old photo of where my hair is at (ignore the duck, or don't) my current hair is kinda samey but thicker and longer because what is a haircut

[hard nexus]

u look like dracula

[nimble fiber]

hello duck

[hard nexus]

from castlevania

[delicate shadow]

I am a very short dracula

[acoustic dune]

jesus?

[sullen forge]

Aquino face reveal

[acoustic dune]

is that thy?

[nimble fiber]

aaaayy got

[acoustic dune]

reincarnated as a duck?

[violet hornet]

I always assumed you looked like your pfp, glad to see I was correct

[nimble fiber]

gotta read it aswell at some point

[delicate shadow]

yeah my partner drew me as a musketeer

[violet hornet]

that is adorable

[acoustic dune]

a short musketeer?

[delicate shadow]

that's me

[hard nexus]

hair care is like skin care

expensive and hard 2 find what works but its sooo worth it

[delicate shadow]

skin care is what I've had to really dig into since arriving in Canada because holy shit this place is dry compared to Australia

[acoustic dune]

anyhow drew a yassify ferret today

[nimble fiber]

bruh u remind me of things
my skin is another thing I need to treat better ngl

[acoustic dune]

out of insanity

[hard nexus]

im probably going to be alternating between alfaparf and tea tree whenever one runs out

because changing shampoo n conditioner every now and again is good too

(at least, from what i know)

[delicate shadow]

ur correct

[hard nexus]

are u oily

dry

or mixed

[nimble fiber]

uhm

mixed I think?

depends

[copper hawk]

Snoyly

I need 2 do skincare ,,

[delicate shadow]

rn I gotta like, exfoliate, apply toner and then moisturize otherwise my forehead and brows get hella dry

[hard nexus]

do u know generally skincare routine?

at the LEAST

u want cleanser and moisturizer

[nimble fiber]

I mean I guess?

[hard nexus]

thats all you need to start with

if you have acne or something like that

or sweat a lot

etc

u can add a toner or serum

[sullen forge]

Soyly

[hard nexus]

or both

[hard nexus]

yeah u do pookie

[nimble fiber]

how does a good cleanser and moisturizer look like

[delicate shadow]

what sucks is having to have learned all this shit on the fly in my 20s because growing up boys do NOT get taught any of this shit

[hard nexus]

https://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Cleanser-150ml-Face-Women/dp/B00AU9EBTC/ref=sr_1_1?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ybxC-Lnb4F0muWioUo7XgsdB-IuuiaZT-oJ4l1NN9jJJiOhp70LFmJyEaAp4EnKPMq2swjXhPqxAy8-_CiOXasmGd_IJrqQM-LXhYCMHc2wVTe1-H0S-mgVZDmU-RtpC4uPgmFk7InzP2xGkwd3V64XsdMxQcL3RknF4XkHp03Y2JGqwGAElqQTnPpAMBUlFkdNFv73cLHkidmTOf2tN6djIAFgIzihorHZ0KgMnA7KphsBVRFJcIcV4NchP6FMJCjGqIgZYw6IvBUAZ0_X9tqiA9Ysy2g4o7UPD1xGv5L2IRnVx0rZ_93-YC7VfrWpjO76w5prGXIq64ipfrTgU7JRcj7i-OdwyA2Bv88Xf1pj2ltSy2IPD4FlBT9DHLv7eD-CsXHe4TJCY6ZP99_XuJl_qr5P3SJzfE0n9mR7CHPKhIdX_ePW2y56xzJAN0Q-8.d6_ns_aV31Av08muaI_9BNhvpO1OYsOrscTX8H1yIL4&dib_tag=se&hvadid=694622599634&hvdev=c&hvexpln=67&hvlocphy=9011792&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=14860608885743564615--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=14860608885743564615&hvtargid=kwd-381854166642&hydadcr=27561_14522354&keywords=fresh+soy+facewash&mcid=c6f799b971793e5ca84c09b3de898756&qid=1741044876&sr=8-1

cleanser

[copper hawk]

SOY

Srry..

[hard nexus]

moisturizer i dont really have any recomendatins rn

[hard nexus]

the moisturizers ive used is

really expensive

[carmine falcon]

is there a way to make scoreboard mod show full numbers after a dc

[hard nexus]

use powerDI

[delicate shadow]

also make sure you're getting a moisteuriser specific to facial use if you're doing that

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164838809641426944/1345562115926265966/SPOILER_ezgif-88b37b738d7401.gif

[carmine falcon]

im so fucking tilted my best ever auric malestrom playing out of my fkn mind and i all i get to show for it is a measly 147k dmg cause i got dced in final event

[delicate shadow]

non-facial specific moisteurisers that you'd use for your hands are typically too harsh for face use

[carmine falcon]

im gonna become the joker

[sullen forge]

What is this

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-you-clown-meme-pvz-pvz2-gif-25861631

[delicate shadow]

self-care is important but good god it's complicated to figure out lmao

[carmine falcon]

actually malding rn

[final mural]

https://tenor.com/view/oo-gif-8416952011293004132

[nimble fiber]

also now on my list of things I need to get
(at some point)

[carmine falcon]

anyway hathor and gobbo if you're here you guys are peak teamates

[clever swan]

apparently jojoba oil is goated with the sauce or something

that's what i learned from one reddit search

[acoustic dune]

remind of cats with no front legs

[nimble fiber]

very good 2 know

[acoustic dune]

actually intriguing how they handle themself

[nimble fiber]

gotta remember that

[acoustic dune]

its actually pretty if not very sad

[sterile stone]

Sometimes all you need is a cool breeze and some good people to talk with

[nimble fiber]

aaand something else

[carmine falcon]

you look turkish as fuck

[plush estuary]

Havoc 40, vet doesnt know that the P-sword can turn on

[carmine falcon]

[sullen forge]

Explode

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AETjk4aputE

irl trex

[hard nexus]

holy awesome

[plush estuary]

he's trying his best

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-snoop-dogg-snoop-smile-gif-18363169359568588385

[mild sparrow]

That's just worse Heavy sword

[obsidian prairie]

It’s like a Kiwi

[acoustic dune]

and he is winning

[sterile stone]

He beat the bot

All that matters

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlomIxKPxU8

me when

stairs

[nimble fiber]

harry potter when
living situation

[acoustic dune]

harry potter when

the stairs

[obsidian prairie]

It’s interesting watching them walk

They really do look like a kiwi

[acoustic dune]

standing up aswell

when i feel like studying movement

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/korshunov-stalker-2-stalker-stalker2-ward-gif-4316907427003349762

[acoustic dune]

cat video like this is are very interesting

[copper hawk]

Skincare too clamplicated

[acoustic dune]

show about center of mass work

[hard nexus]

to the slots !

[grizzled aspen]

Excuse the mcfuck out of me?

[copper hawk]

I uninstalled stalker 2

[nimble fiber]

gotta continue it at some point

took a break

[copper hawk]

Supremely disappointed by it

• the game doesn't work for my system for some reason

[nimble fiber]

why disappointed?

[copper hawk]

I have a fairly top of the line laptop even by desktop standards

[nimble fiber]

also my condolences

[copper hawk]

And it has an issue where it freezes every 40ish minutes

I can hear shit, but game is totally frozen solid

[carmine falcon]

sounds like your laptop is overheating

[copper hawk]

I have to restart it

[copper hawk]

A-Life and just how empty a lot of the world is

[nimble fiber]

vindictus also had some game breaking problems if I remember correctly

[copper hawk]

Mostly A-Life

[delicate shadow]

hold up it gets better (it's more trim like in the other photo right now but I wanted to see what would happen if I grew it last year)

[copper hawk]

And anomalies (bugs)

[vernal terrace]

i had to restart you

[copper hawk]

U need a tricorn hat, a macaw, and an eyepatch

[delicate shadow]

lmao

[carmine falcon]

brother has the pasha mustache peak

[nimble fiber]

the thing that makes npc' do shit everywhere in stalker 2?

[copper hawk]

OR

[vernal terrace]

that moustache giving me

i sell potions in the town square vibes

[copper hawk]

A Radzig Kobyla outfit

[copper hawk]

Yah, it's in 1

But in 2 it's unfinished

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/тримушкетера-три-трое-мушкетер-почтение-gif-17249431

[copper hawk]

And unfunctional

[acoustic dune]

is it racist to say that you look like that one character from one piece

[copper hawk]

They removed it from the store page after launch which was super shady

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-writing-blackbeard-feather-writing-heresy-gif-4408192544333034740

[nimble fiber]

damn that sucks, maybe I should play 1 after I finished 2

[delicate shadow]

my cosplay list is growing, I gotta do Dracula, Jack Sparrow and Aramis at the very least tho

[copper hawk]

Play gamma I think

[delicate shadow]

nah lmao

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mihawk-one-piece-fencing-anime-toothpick-gif-20272135

i cant believe dis is you

[nimble fiber]

Oh shit my darktide server theme is playing

[copper hawk]

Silence shorty

[carmine falcon]

i'd rock a stache like this if i could grow a proper beard like a normal middle eastren

[delicate shadow]

the only downside to this hair is airport security hates me

[copper hawk]

This is what i look like

Towering over u

U r a summer ant

[vernal terrace]

your not even that much taller are you?????????????

[acoustic dune]

the tsa are just jealous

[nimble fiber]

what do they have against your hair?

[copper hawk]

I 4got how short u r

[nimble fiber]

are they all bald?

[copper hawk]

I just know ur shorter than me

[delicate shadow]

too turkish for airports

[copper hawk]

All i need ,,

[vernal terrace]

5'2 or 5'3 i forgor

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[carmine falcon]

have you tried looking middle eastren with long hair and facial hair?

[copper hawk]

✨ 💅

Hehe

[nimble fiber]

the airports just aren't cool enough

[copper hawk]

A I II

Archivum

[acoustic dune]

i can sadly grow lambchop and chinese philosopher moustaches and beard

[copper hawk]

Could be mid..

[carmine falcon]

one of my friends got a scholarship in germany and shaved his big ass sultan beard to avoid trouble

the absolute state

[grizzled aspen]

Aren't you like 5ft 4?

[delicate shadow]

meanwhile in Abu Dhabi they let me skip the security queue

[copper hawk]

Two dueling swords

[carmine falcon]

in abu dhabi they'll look down on you for having so little facial hair

[copper hawk]

Nop

Im a TOWERING

MASSIVE

[carmine falcon]

where the beard at habibi

[copper hawk]

5'8"

[grizzled aspen]

You're still shorter than me.

[acoustic dune]

beardisism

[copper hawk]

But thinner..

Hehehehehehhehee

[grizzled aspen]

I have to look down at you, literally.

[copper hawk]

✨ 💅

[delicate shadow]

I do always forget that Cica is taller than me

[grizzled aspen]

I've dropped to 185, I'll have you know...

[fleet zealot]

thanks

[grizzled aspen]

Cutting sugar almost entirely out of your diet helps a lot.

[carmine falcon]

what is 185 in real numbers

[fleet zealot]

thanks

[carmine falcon]

oh that's like ufc middlewight

80 something kilos

[grizzled aspen]

Like 85kg or something.

I used to be 220.

[acoustic dune]

idk how much time i have spent

[carmine falcon]

good on you brother

[acoustic dune]

all ik its smth

use it as pfp when ferret poster

[carmine falcon]

now go back to 220 but looking like this

[grizzled aspen]

Nah I kinda like weighing less.

[delicate shadow]

my brother is like 90kgs atm, man is jacked af

[grizzled aspen]

My bones hurt less.

[carmine falcon]

true

[acoustic dune]

ey frog

[carmine falcon]

less pressure on them knees

[acoustic dune]

did you see the finish piece of the edit?

[grizzled aspen]

Lord knows my knees need every advantage they can get.

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[delicate shadow]

I was gaining weight and then I got FUCKIN SICK and lost like 5kgs

[acoustic dune]

did you like it?

[carmine falcon]

i got the nastiest cold i got a month ago, kept coughing for 3 weeks straight and lost 4 kilos

[vernal terrace]

what class chat is the correct place to look for rich men with dad bods?

[grizzled aspen]

Incan you're shorter than Cica, the best you can do is dwarfmaxx at this point.

[acoustic dune]

should have went the dwarf route

[delicate shadow]

sounds like you got the same as me lmao

[carmine falcon]

its ramadan so ill gain it all back

[delicate shadow]

came out of no where and fucked me up

[sullen forge]

Wait if Cica is taller than Aquino

[delicate shadow]

I do enjoy some Bardin gameplay

[carmine falcon]

worst cold ive ever had worse than covid itself

[sullen forge]

And I’m taller than Cica…

[nimble fiber]

prolly vet or ogy chat

[sullen forge]

I WIN

[grizzled aspen]

Low bar to jump over tbh.

[sullen forge]

I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!

[carmine falcon]

i couldnt go two words without coughing

[delicate shadow]

yeah I genuinely thought I had covid at first but test came back negative+it wasn't a dry cough

but I had the shakes and massive fever

[carmine falcon]

i thought my lungs were compromised

[grizzled aspen]

It's the best I could've hoped for.

[delicate shadow]

I still got a lingering cough, shit sucks

[carmine falcon]

thankfully it was just a really hyperactive allergy

[acoustic dune]

insane

[nimble fiber]

get well soon!

[vernal terrace]

my message has been banished by automod

[acoustic dune]

why do you feed of my pain

[vernal terrace]

this is so sad

[carmine falcon]

get well soon

[violet hornet]

I had this shit over the holidays, my aunt thought it'd be cool to bring it to christmas dinner lmao

[nimble fiber]

or is the cough from something else?

[violet hornet]

one week later, her and grandma are in the hospital

[carmine falcon]

also got infected in a family dinner

mfs who are sick but go to family gatherings are the worst

i wouldnt even know who infected me cause i have 1 million family memebers

[nimble fiber]

I would be furious

poor grandma

[sullen forge]

we should skin these people

[violet hornet]

I wouldn't mind postponing until we're all healthy but naaah apparently not

[vernal terrace]

Cyber when faced with crazy family members who will hate you for the next 45 years because you didnt show up

[sullen forge]

Bro if I’m sick

Family gathering or not

[delicate shadow]

it's from being sick, I'm not sick now but the cough lingers

[sullen forge]

My ass is staying home

[grizzled aspen]

I feed on everyone's pain.

[delicate shadow]

just clearing out left over congestion but it's been like a week

[carmine falcon]

true and real (i cri everi tyme)

[grizzled aspen]

I put Lumii through sniper gauntlets when he's higher than a kite and watch him suffer.

[acoustic dune]

i am gonna unrizz the frogs

[nimble fiber]

and nothing helps?

[grizzled aspen]

It amuses me greatly.

[acoustic dune]

whatever that mean

[sullen forge]

Kid named listening to the sniper sound queue spawn

[delicate shadow]

not really no, I tried taking some cough suppressant and it doesn't 100% work

[sullen forge]

90% of why I never take damage on HISVP

[nimble fiber]

maybe inhaling?

[delicate shadow]

if it lasts another week I'll probs hit up a walk-in doctor

[violet hornet]

crappy cherry flavored throat spray worked surprisingly well for me

[grizzled aspen]

He gets targeted by literally every sniper, almost like how I get targeted by literally every mutant.

[nimble fiber]

I need this tbh

love cherry flavor ngl

[delicate shadow]

hm I haven't tried any sprays, I'll look into it

[grizzled aspen]

You can ask Banx and Tau, a mutant will run past all 3 of them to come vibe check me.

[grizzled aspen]

The shitty cherry throat spray is so peak and it's not even funny.

[sullen forge]

I mean I exclusively get targeted by hounds

[violet hornet]

essentially this: https://www.cvs.com/shop/cvs-health-sore-throat-spray-cherry-6-oz-prodid-1011651?skuId=316620&cgaa=QWxsb3dHb29nbGVUb0FjY2Vzc0NWU1BhZ2Vz&cid=ps_ur_pla&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhbeb7o_viwMVw0d_AB3P_BBtEAQYASABEgKE2vD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Just don't eat it, make sure you spit it out

[sullen forge]

Though i tend to kill them more

[fleet zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HM73Iv6-zKk?si=RDAa-Q9bk0lytcJ8

important video

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[fleet zealot]

must listen

[vernal terrace]

doctors in the UK when faced with any illness

HERE IS PENICILLIN THE MIRACLE CURE OF THE MODERN AGE

[nimble fiber]

will eat all of it

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, it's a catchall antibiotic and it works on everything.

[sullen forge]

You’re wrong!

Super Germ Bacteria!!!

[grizzled aspen]

Doxycyclene is the one used in America, though.

[violet hornet]

consider your IPs grabbed

[delicate shadow]

fungi my beloved

[sullen forge]

I think the over-extensive use of it is incredibly stupid cause of Super Bacteria

But thank god we’re delving into using Bacteriophages

[delicate shadow]

looking forward to when we got nanobots that just drone strike the shit out of cancer cells and such

[sullen forge]

Honestly yeah

I don’t wish that upon anyone I’ve been there done that

[delicate shadow]

my mate back in Australia had to get a tumor out of his bladder and what he told me did not sound fun

[sullen forge]

Blood Cancer when I was younger

[vernal terrace]

probably gonna be a crispr based cure for cancer in the near future but like most other diseases and genetic conditions that has cured the treatment will be really expensive for the first few years purely to "regain research costs"

[delicate shadow]

bro's perfectly healthy too, sometimes DNA just decides to fuck up

[sullen forge]

Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia

That’s what it was if you’re interested

[delicate shadow]

oh shit I've heard of that

that's awful

[sullen forge]

Yeah that’s the wild thing I’m the “Black sheep” of my family

Literally 0 signs or anything

Just boom

Cancer

[delicate shadow]

it really do be just luck of the draw a lot of the time

[sullen forge]

WE ROLLING CONSISTENT NAT FAILS!!!

[vernal terrace]

like the cure for sickle cell disease is currently 1.8 million per patient, i know it was just finalised last year but that is ALOT of money

[violet hornet]

I hate when my lymphos get blasted

[delicate shadow]

fuckin R&D and capitalism moment

[vernal terrace]

its weird cause most the money for the research comes from governments and i was never aware it was money they wanted back lol

[hard nexus]

super bacteriaphages !

[delicate shadow]

usually because it's govt grants but the private company still wants to maximize ROI even if they don't owe that money back

[sullen forge]

Anyways a TLDR: Common childhood cancer, white blood cells become cancerous and start attacking your entire body

Thankfully it’s very treatable

[delicate shadow]

like the final ridiculous price point is still ultimately AFTER grants and rebates which is nuts

[sullen forge]

It’s just gruelingly long

[sterile stone]

My mans almost go spawn camped by himself

[grizzled aspen]

Bro has a 1 in constitution.

[sullen forge]

Hi…

[sterile stone]

Glad to have you here though bambino

[hard nexus]

man i sure do hope nothing is wrong with my blood!
the nefarious corrupted white bloodcell:

[grizzled aspen]

Gale can never defeat my horrific stacked up bone diseases though.

[sullen forge]

Your world is 1% corrupt!

[grizzled aspen]

Quality of life is gonna drop off the face of the earth for me once I clear 30.

[sullen forge]

The nefarious corrupted white blood cell

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatd-huh-confused-lost-gif-13055027

[vernal terrace]

i do feel it will go down in price alot in the future so alot goes into it

each batch needs to be personally curated ot the patients body and the work is currently done by hand

[sullen forge]

Dog I might have early set arthritis and osteoporosis cause like

[grizzled aspen]

I have osteoporosis and my bones can and will fuse together.

[vernal terrace]

a bio reactor can speed up the amount of batches that can be made but fuck knows how much one of those costs

[sullen forge]

3 years of my life was being forced to not work out and lay down

[nimble fiber]

from what is this?

[sterile stone]

Old commercial

[delicate shadow]

expensive, to say the least

[sterile stone]

Like

Maybe late 2000s

[nimble fiber]

bet

[vernal terrace]

the consequences of eating extra strength glue

jk

[grizzled aspen]

I aint gonna take it personally.

[sullen forge]

I love glue…

[grizzled aspen]

It is what it is.

By the time my bones start fusing together I can apply for disability and quit my job!

Yippee!

[vernal terrace]

still wild to me the US army made super glue as a cost cutting method in vietnam infirmaries

[sterile stone]

We're launching you into Mars

[sullen forge]

Full time professional Darktide streamer

[delicate shadow]

just break your bones and they'll no longer be fused! (don't do this)

[grizzled aspen]

I'd rather eat glass.

[copper hawk]

u could be the next

uh

tanner

[grizzled aspen]

Actually there are procedures to do this.

[sullen forge]

No worries I’ll just give you my bone marrow I pinky promise you won’t have white blood cells turn into traitors

[grizzled aspen]

My mother has had her spine surgically broken 3 times in my life.

[sullen forge]

Pinky pinky promise

[vernal terrace]

any time i hear of procedures that are like
so we are just gonna smash up your body then hope it heals right

[sterile stone]

I am super immune

[vernal terrace]

i squirm

[delicate shadow]

I know bone resetting is a thing, I should probably do that for my shoulder actually but I don't really wanna be down an arm for 2 weeks

[sullen forge]

That’s an actual thing they do ironically enough

[copper hawk]

yah

[hard nexus]

just let me at it with a hammer trust

[grizzled aspen]

It's not like they're beating you with a hammer. It's controlled breaks with bonesaws and whatnot.

[copper hawk]

it's like defibrillation but 4 ur bonez

[sterile stone]

My friend would need this to fix his nose, weird to see his nose bleed when he sneezes

[grizzled aspen]

The alternative to not doing this procedure is to never be able to bend over again or twist your back at all.

[sullen forge]

Bro that actually sucks

[sterile stone]

Padre punched him so hard he broke bruvs nose

[sullen forge]

I know my capillaries are fucked in my nose so like

Every dry season

[delicate shadow]

fractured my collar bone, coach thought it was dislocated and tried to pop it back in which obvs didn't go well, then my arm fell out of the shitty improv sling they did so the collar bone is all fucked up

[sullen forge]

I get wicked nose bleeds

[copper hawk]

every dry season becomes a dry sneeze-on

[grizzled aspen]

You can get the inside of your nostrils scorched as a procedure so this stops happening.

[copper hawk]

ohoohohoh..

[delicate shadow]

could get it reset but like, eh, that's both money and 2 weeks of 1 arm

[sterile stone]

In the process to make the situation better

Mans made it worse

[sullen forge]

(Hi. wolp image)

[sterile stone]

[delicate shadow]

yea like I get it, I thought it was dislocated too lmao

[grizzled aspen]

I would've sued so fucking fast.

[vernal terrace]

only bone of mine that is fucked is one near my ankles from when i fell down an open maintenance hatch for internet wires in tall grass

[grizzled aspen]

A fracture feels so much worse than a dislocation.

You should be able to tell which is which if YOU are the one that suffered it.

[copper hawk]

i have stress fractures from basic

[vernal terrace]

every so often it just decides to go i am agony now cry and be unable to walk

[sterile stone]

Teach you better to be goblin crawling though vents

[sullen forge]

I had my head split open when I was younger by a metal gate slamming into it

[copper hawk]

i never got them treated cuz i was scared of being recycled while they healed

[sullen forge]

Thankfully the scar cannot be seen

[grizzled aspen]

Though I've broken like basically my entire body and I can dislocate several joints at will, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

[copper hawk]

so they healed wrong and i think it caused my shins to hurt/be sensitive more than they should

same w my ankles

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I dislocate my jaw to prove a point:

[delicate shadow]

I had no idea because adrenaline had me numbed the fuck out

[vernal terrace]

no like i was AMBUSHED

[sullen forge]

Hell of a drug

[delicate shadow]

shoulder just looked like it popped out

[vernal terrace]

i was just walking then kez gone

disappeared vanished

down a hole

[grizzled aspen]

Valid, but like, wait for the adrenaline to pass before you go fucking with stuff like that.

[sullen forge]

See the adrenaline is there for you to seek help

[grizzled aspen]

I can't re set my shoulder by myself with adrenaline pumping.

[sullen forge]

Then the pain sets in

The horrible pain

[vernal terrace]

doctor tried to convince me to sue the company for leaving the hatch open but who has time for that

[sterile stone]

Imagine you could just internally dump adren on command

That's gotta be something someone can do

[delicate shadow]

yee ofc, I know now in hindsight but I was a silly teen at the time

[sullen forge]

Super soldier shit right there

[delicate shadow]

coach should've known better for sure tho

[grizzled aspen]

There are people that can. They have no pain at all.

Actual medical condition.

Physically cannot feel pain.

[sterile stone]

I've heard about these people

That's fucking insane

[sullen forge]

Massive double edged sword

[vernal terrace]

Most of them die before adulthood cause of it

[sterile stone]

Imagine just leaving your hand on like a hot stove

And not realising the stove is on

[grizzled aspen]

I have met exactly one person with this affliction and his hands were more scar tissue than anything.

[sullen forge]

Cause they can’t really tell if they’ve hit their limit

Yeah added the fact that they literally cannot tell if they’ve injured themselves

[sterile stone]

I was more referring to how some people feel everything slows down during an adrenaline rush

[grizzled aspen]

The fun part about those people is that they get to use all their strength. :)

[sterile stone]

Like imagine you can just heighten your reflexes

On command

[sullen forge]

100% power

Always

[grizzled aspen]

Yknow, like, your brain limits your strength so you don't hurt yourself? They don't have that.

Cause, yknow, no pain reception.

[sterile stone]

I had a teacher who use to do MMA on the side

And he said he had a moment like that

[sullen forge]

You’ll tear your muscles up and end up dying from it

[grizzled aspen]

DING DING DING

Leading cause of death in those people btw.

[sullen forge]

But I know we can do some crazy things without that limit

[grizzled aspen]

Internal hemorrhaging.

[sterile stone]

You'd need conditioning.

Like there's people who're born in extreme environments that have certain advantages over normal people

I think there's a fishing village in Malaysia

[sullen forge]

Adaptation…….

[sterile stone]

They have larger lungs

[grizzled aspen]

The deep divers?

Yeah that's fuckin rad.

[sullen forge]

Oh yeah them

They can stay under for over 5 minutes

[grizzled aspen]

Mfs have like a 10min underwater breath time, on average.

[sullen forge]

Shits wild

[sterile stone]

Yeaaah

[vernal terrace]

kind of similar

but question, has anyone else ever cut themselves and not noticed and it doesnt start hurting until you notice it happened?

[hard nexus]

yarp

[sterile stone]

A few times

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, I've laid all four of my fingers open with my chefs knife once and didn't notice until I saw the water in the sink run red.

Cut right down to the bone.

[vernal terrace]

owwwwwwww

[sullen forge]

I’ve sliced my hand open once and didn’t notice it was bleeding till I went “why’s my hand feel wet”

[grizzled aspen]

For reference, I keep all my cooking blades sharp enough to shave with.

[vernal terrace]

mine was being attacked by a bush thorns

very slicey boy

[sullen forge]

Clean cuts tend to not have pain settle in till later

[grizzled aspen]

Fastest way to identify a cut on your hand is hand sanitizer.

[sullen forge]

Correct lmao

Knowledge through suffering

[plucky gate]

had papercuts like this

[vernal terrace]

thats it im filling your hair pours with vinegar after you shave

[sullen forge]

Cardboard cuts

Avoid at all costs, shit is papercuts but 10x

[vernal terrace]

cardboard would never do that

[plush estuary]

I trust cardboard

they helped deliver my 1st born

[grizzled aspen]

Nah, my pores are stronger than that. My aftershave is menthol.

[crimson quail]

ROCK TO DA FACE

oh...

wrong chat...

[frosty herald]

Carton cuts hurt so much

[crimson quail]

baby cuts in general

paper, cardboard, etc

You don't see em until later

[opaque island]

cuts from a can lid

[sterile stone]

Yams the type of dude to trip on air

[sullen forge]

Reminder he’s the same mfer who floats through the air like he smelled pie in a cartoon the moment you build the buildable wonder weapon

Catch his ass dead if he tries to steal the Sliquifier from me

[nimble fiber]

[nimble fiber]

didn't even know this was a thing lmao

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-invincible-evil-mark-grayson-black-and-yellow-suit-costume-gif-8189935203028326956

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-dance-shootingfan-gif-4836077

[nimble fiber]

is this another version of invincible?

[frosty herald]

The most evil one

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-hands-danny-mcbride-gif-20034872

[violet hornet]

Worn cardboard won't do it but fresh, unused cardboard will absolutely cut your hands way worse than any paper

[nimble fiber]

I wanna see invincible beat all of em

[nimble fiber]

@violet hornet is it worse than this tho?

[crimson quail]

https://open.spotify.com/track/02pRJnABfmjrnc7SM7VFUw?si=c81c2f7791074f66

This shit never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2EOmhCFnkU

[violet hornet]

Nah those are the worst lol

It's just easy to have happen if you work with cardboard boxes and are assembling 50+ of them every day

At least it's a straight clean cut. Can't say the same for a can lid

[nimble fiber]

this reminds me of the scene in everything everywhere all at once

[sterile stone]

Can lids can have those ridges

Fucking ewww just thinking about it

It's like a knife with pointed tips along the blade edge

[nimble fiber]

if the peanuts taste very good tho

[violet hornet]

Serrated ass edges loaded with whatever food was in the can 😨

[nimble fiber]

and then not having the thing against forgot what its called

tetanus vaccination

[carmine falcon]

i fucking love melee malestrom

[broken walrus]

Me when Crusher conga line

[carmine falcon]

i had 3 vets on the team

their nades saved us few times

[grizzled aspen]

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