zealot-class

[brisk cape]

Well all the opinions are appreciated

[static sky]

Go x3 ability regen. X3+toughness and 1xstam regen you can do sprint efficiency or block efficiency. With the last 2

[brisk cape]

Last question is regarding back stab. Does the mob make a different noise or have a different color as you kill it with BS?
On my computer it appears as if a blue line procs around the mob rather than red.

[placid fiber]

T{REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION}'s opinions:

[fleet zealot]

no gunner resist

[brisk cape]

[static sky]

He can with the last 2 spots instead of block or sprint

I find sprint sliding and dodging doesn’t require gunner resist. Maybe in havoc it helps

[placid fiber]

The only career skill I've ever really noticed cdr perks doing much on is the gunlugger's one... and that's cuz 3 removes like 9.6 seconds

maybe chorus, but, on the shorter ones with invocation of death... it mostly is just giving you a 1.2s reduction to 10s

[fleet zealot]

you dont need sprint effic with sliding

[placid fiber]

^

[violet hornet]

Ability cdr on perks is nothing compared to the two ability cdr talents which is why most builds do not recommend them

[placid fiber]

^

[stone fern]

you losers are on your own im out

[hearty nebula]

adios

[mighty root]

Yummy burster

[grizzled aspen]

Don't do ability regen, it's a huge waste.

[carmine falcon]

im now taking between 200-300 dmg per mission as opposed to 1000+ feels good

[grizzled aspen]

Now get out there and take even less.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wallace-wells-scott-pilgrim-wallace-wells-netflix-scott-pilgrim-takes-off-cool-gay-roommate-gif-2527188717294618754

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-drill-sergeant-yes-boss-yes-sir-all-right-gif-22599540

[modern lintel]

evil

[grizzled aspen]

Stinkatrices...

[grizzled aspen]

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

[misty ravine]

These days (at least on Zealot) I worry less about damage taken than ensuring I don't ever get pounced, trapped, downed, or killed. I might be carrying hard but I don't consider it a hard carry if at some point I ever need rescue

[rough edge]

zealot moment

[carmine falcon]

someone's salty

[rough edge]

he used like

no cover ever

and was constantly in the line of fire for gunners man

[carmine falcon]

well i was taking big dmg cause i was getting bothered by specialists or 1 tapped by funny silent crusher
only thing that changed is i pay more attention to trappers and crushers
i still jump in like an absolute buffoon

[rough edge]

@gray compass

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e44ff1e-e1d0-45f7-bd0a-b2ab969ec7e5/shroudfield-non-loner

here is my zealot build I mentiioned

[modern lintel]

no duelist i sentence you to 9 years of no contact padded cell

[rough edge]

the voices in my head will keep me company

honestly, I want duellist, I just don't want loner

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[rough edge]

:)

[mighty root]

I am vomit

I am ill

[rough edge]

clearly you lack faith in the emprah

[mighty root]

I’d rather run chorus than stealth

[opaque island]

you cant hate yourself into loving yourself

[rough edge]

I love this build unironically :)

[mighty root]

It’s better than middle

[rough edge]

you simply do not see the visions like I do

[mighty root]

I don’t wanna

[rough edge]

you would be too weak for them, not devoted enough, do not place faith in the emprahs will

[mighty root]

You’d unironically be better off taking loner

[rough edge]

I would rather start licking the pus tree your honor

[mighty root]

Shield of cope

Impact

Impact on knife

I kneel

[rough edge]

thew meta mind can't understand

[mighty root]

[sterile basalt]

You should delete your zealot

At the very least you should take second wind because it’s overpowered

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/butta-dawg-dog-with-the-butta-butta-dog-i-put-the-butter-on-him-the-dog-with-the-butter-butter-dog-gif-19244197

[rough edge]

mfer will be mad if I take second wind or if I don't

smh

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1340192194929361009/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[mighty root]

Me when I can’t kill anything but one enemy every 25 seconds because i have not attack speed

[acoustic dune]

zealot moment

[rough edge]

25 seconds?

woah buddy

Shroudfield CD is like 2 seconds tops your honor

[plucky gate]

100% sure this is bait

[sterile basalt]

Strongest toughness gain talent behind Ogryn’s heavy attacks and u don’t take it

[mighty root]

That’s assuming you crit twice or sum

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/exoticbutters-gif-7290539

[rough edge]

I had people flaming me for taking it instead of enduring faith

[rough edge]

it isn't lmao

[fringe bay]

Least it doesn’t claim to be the best build (unlike other gameslantern ones)

[carmine falcon]

middle tree with knife is krajyyyy

[plucky gate]

why is this even the other choice?
just drop shroud toughness

[sterile basalt]

You normally should take both

Both are overpowered

[rough edge]

I will enver claim this to be the best

because no one understands the visions 😔

it may be medicore, but it is my medicore, and I also don't do high level havocs so I can get away with it

[mighty root]

I understand playing the way you want to play but is the way you’re playing good? Do you stay alive most games?

[rough edge]

yep!

[sterile basalt]

U need to get ur eyes checked

[mighty root]

[modern lintel]

@acoustic dune

[mighty root]

If i want mid i use my dc mk 4 cuz it’s cool

[rough edge]

I really just play damnation the most, so that might be helping but yeah, I rarely tend to fold over honestly

[acoustic dune]

its stuck

[mighty root]

How to would you fair without stealth?

[rough edge]

I have clutched a few times too on this build, and it was nice

[acoustic dune]

@modern lintel peak dwarf perk behaviour

[rough edge]

well enough, I know the fundementals of blocking and dodging and all that.

[mighty root]

I gotta play mordhau now

[acoustic dune]

wanna play some mordhau? @modern lintel

[modern lintel]

work

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-bg-mordhau-bg-gore-death-gif-19207823

[rough edge]

Sometimes I die but thats cause I get too confident and sloppy, but when I focus hard on actually doing well, I don't fold over really, and I can deal with hordes pretty well through weaving dodges and pushes

[carmine falcon]

i mean if it works it works but you just ruin your dps potential going middle tree on knife

by a lot

[rough edge]

I one shot crushers with a shroud back stab which is what I really wanna do with shroudfield anyways.

[mighty root]

That’s good but what im I’m getting at is fury does what stealth does but better, stealth darktide is a different game than regular

[mighty root]

Oh ma gah

[acoustic dune]

@mighty root hop on mordhay

we gaming

[rough edge]

yes I know people keep saying fury is shroudfield but better, but I guess for my specific playstyle, it works

[mighty root]

I would if I wasn’t at work

[rough edge]

if I go into higher havocs, I will bring a better shroudfield with loner most likely, but I don't often play havocs.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-arguing-gif-21244527

you dare attack me

no no no

[modern lintel]

dont play shroud field in havoc 40

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/villager-car-car-hit-minecraft-minecraft-movie-gif-9207537334130718954

[rough edge]

I don't even think I will eveer reach havoc 40

[acoustic dune]

i didnt see this in the new trailer

[opaque island]

I love mordhau

[sullen forge]

that's 100% real

btw

LMAO

[rough edge]

I am only havoc 16 because I did an auric damnation maelstrom

[plush estuary]

real

[acoustic dune]

its very op

break spawn

dont you know

[rough edge]

I have seen havoc 40 gameplay and it is wild.

[acoustic dune]

thats not me making a joke btw

someone was banned for saying that shroudfield is not a solo thing

it actually ignore the whole ass game mechanic

[proud scroll]

anyone wanna do some danmation in team 13, lf2

[rough edge]

I don't like using shroudfield to like, dump aggro or escape and stuff like that..

[acoustic dune]

RIP Lumi youll be missed

[rough edge]

h u h

[acoustic dune]

(i will not finish the dr house drawing)

[rough edge]

I don't know who lumi is 😭

[opaque island]

use it agressively aye, not defensively like a coward

[mighty root]

I don’t recommend stealth in havocs you’ll probably be told to change

[acoustic dune]

lets just say we aint never getting a zealot guide book

ever

[clever swan]

wtf lumii noooo

[sterile basalt]

I can make one

[rough edge]

yeah, I use it to single out a threat such as gunners, snipers and such then return to my team

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-pour-40-oz-dead-gif-15861879889501337298

[rough edge]

Oh that who lumi is

they were nice :(

[acoustic dune]

well we know whom is on the ban list

[carmine falcon]

u can do the same with fotf

and far better

[rough edge]

what happened to lumi :(

[acoustic dune]

lad who is pinned in the pin section

furry techno smth

[rough edge]

furrytechpriest

[acoustic dune]

yarp

[clever swan]

wild. anyone know what got them banned?

[acoustic dune]

him

[opaque island]

maybe they got too silly

[acoustic dune]

argue too much

[carmine falcon]

them is appropriate to use in this context

[clever swan]

at least now zealot will never be slowmoded

[acoustic dune]

rub too many people the wrong way

[rough edge]

I see a lot of people argue constantly, dang.

[sterile basalt]

I'm much more reasonable than both of them

[acoustic dune]

you do know i was one of the reason right

[opaque island]

no more cropped corn in this caht

chat

[rough edge]

????

[clever swan]

perhaps. it all started with banx posting some slur having post. that seemed to be the straw that broke le camel

[mighty root]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e0f505b-111f-48a6-b4a5-2e8c1e22025d/zealot-knife-build-3?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button @rough edge try this with knife

[clever swan]

I pray for lumii's ban appeal

[solar gorge]

now that they're banned unban paradise the goat

[mighty root]

He got banned?

[rough edge]

nah

:)

[acoustic dune]

in short we hit a dark age in zealot chat
and i was one of the reason
most bc they thought my drawing was MPREG

[solar gorge]

yes

[mighty root]

[solar gorge]

he said something too funny

[sullen forge]

I doubt he wants to return

[rough edge]

why can zealot chat never be normal??

[acoustic dune]

they banned paradise...

[mighty root]

Rip

[sullen forge]

he got very tired of the community in general

I cant blame him

[opaque island]

🫃

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jover-gif-16964140724042266462

[rough edge]

you have posted and told me to use it like 3 times now LMAO

[next marlin]

And this is bad to do this ?

[rough edge]

I infact, will not be using it. I will continue to use shroudfield for the funny

[acoustic dune]

according to the mods

[solar gorge]

I wouldn't want to If i was him

it's about the message

[mighty root]

Me when I run beacon of purity for knife

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-cd-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-eggman-dr-eggman-gif-6513385627739669387

[rough edge]

:)

[sullen forge]

The truth nuke being dropped

[rough edge]

If it ain't broke, don't break it your honor

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[mighty root]

I now believe this is bait

[clever swan]

truly tragic

[acoustic dune]

well atleast we still got the dark age of insanity that is taco stan

[rough edge]

then you are deceived or smth.

I am simply unfettered cringe.

I am cringe, but I am free

[acoustic dune]

thats im possum sible

@fleet zealot ferret react this man

[mighty root]

[rough edge]

I do have a fury of the faithful build anyways

and it uses Thammer

[acoustic dune]

the only use of shroudfield for me

[acoustic dune]

is if its only pair with a thammer

[obsidian prairie]

I think I used shroudfield

Once

[mighty root]

I use it to speedrun when I’m bored

I hate it

[acoustic dune]

oh yeah???
show me your penance

[rough edge]

I am beholden to none, my shroudfield beacon zealot may not be havoc or end game perfect, but its fun and thats why I play it lmao

[mighty root]

I don’t even wanna do the penance for it

[rough edge]

its solid in regular damnation

[obsidian prairie]

On lunch, no

[acoustic dune]

meh cant blame ya

i like chorus

mostly to tea bag

get net or down?

[rough edge]

ruthless backstab

my beloved

Lacerate, my beloved

mk3 my beloved

I like the funny backstab

[acoustic dune]

everyone like knife

its a meta weapon

[rough edge]

I like the MK3 knife even though its worse

[mighty root]

It’s not

[plucky gate]

i'm too used to mk6 knife at this point

idk, mk3 knife just feels weird for me

[mighty root]

On zealot the mk 3 is good

[acoustic dune]

both knife are meta waepon

[mighty root]

Vet I’d do the mk6

[fleet zealot]

i don't have ferret reacts

only stickers

[acoustic dune]

that work i guess

[rough edge]

noooo

[fleet zealot]

jfif

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-gif-20369681

[rough edge]

I HATE JFIF RAA

[clever swan]

unsupported embed formats sadge

[acoustic dune]

its pronounce gif

[rough edge]

Killing you with a hammer

[mighty root]

People who say jif die and go to heaven and meet jod

[misty helm]

it's actually pronounced Yiff

[acoustic dune]

this is true
i do not like that ik that as a fact

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-villager-car-hit-by-a-car-gif-2598086841088527352

[mighty root]

Zealot chat SLOWMODE speedrun any %

[sullen forge]

5 million years slow mode

[acoustic dune]

the image that cause the slow mode

[mighty root]

The mpreg burster

[acoustic dune]

ITS NOT MPREG

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tgwtg-that-guy-with-the-glasses-doug-walker-point-computer-gif-17022655

[mighty root]

I love you dawg

[next marlin]

What is it ?

[mighty root]

And your meprg burster

[acoustic dune]

its jsut fat

[mighty root]

Post it

[acoustic dune]

do you want another slowdown?

[mighty root]

Huh

It caused that?

The power of mpreg

[polar nexus]

But we miss you

[mighty root]

The mogburster

[next marlin]

I mean this seems useful for Zealot to study heretics

[acoustic dune]

best i can give you is this

[mighty root]

Who even is that

[acoustic dune]

dont remenber

had a huge drama around my mog burster

[acoustic dune]

so i made that image

[mighty root]

He got mogged

[polar nexus]

Actually yeah that would be for the best. You have, the thammer, the relic blade and the flamer to add. Josho already said everything about the crusher. Also do you take donations?

[acoustic dune]

the reic blade pair with shroudfield is pretty neat

[polar nexus]

I am inclined to give you money

[acoustic dune]

god i should redraw hadron

but hot

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[acoustic dune]

i actually drew that arleady

[mighty root]

[fleet zealot]

these are the best images to come out of zealot chat

i asked one to be made but i don't remember what it was even about

[acoustic dune]

i thought it was this

we were arguing about smth

ill ping ya when i refind the drama convo

[mighty root]

Stoner cough that’s who it is

[acoustic dune]

jesus christ

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288198375765835799/1323754208666587146/darktideFreaks.gif

[sullen forge]

Probably Zealot tree rework which I'll be honest that image has a right idea of what should happen to allow for creativity but its too generous on what you can pick and choose

[rough edge]

A zealot tree rework would be nicd

And a loner rework

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

looking back

what the babbling fuck was i on

[rough edge]

Emprahs smartest ogryn and emprahs number 1 loner hater

[acoustic dune]

god why did i drew anime girl nurgle hot

[sullen forge]

Cause you're weird

[acoustic dune]

shut up bumpy

[hexed igloo]

Bro just realizing 💀 💀 💀

[fringe bay]

You what

[acoustic dune]

hang on lemme link it to ya

[fringe bay]

Fuck no

[mighty root]

Nay I was one and got slapped on the wrist and I’m no longer freaky

[acoustic dune]

@fringe bay #zealot-class message

[mighty root]

[hexed igloo]

I bet you fuckin liked it too

[mighty root]

(I’m joking)

[opaque island]

what do you love most about yourself?:

[acoustic dune]

@fleet zealot #zealot-class message
it was someone on a anti furry tirade
#zealot-class message

[hexed igloo]

My relationship with your mother

[opaque island]

my mom is dead

[hexed igloo]

Iain never say present relationship

I've since moved on, to your father

It's alright I guess

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/run-cat-running-goofy-kitty-silly-cat-running-away-gif-9255357527903375512

[rough edge]

the hells was that man on???

[acoustic dune]

a anti furry tirade

also calling MY pog burster a fetish art

[rough edge]

Like, I don't particularly like furries due to past interactions with them, but like bro 💀

[acoustic dune]

out of every other drawing

it was that

[rough edge]

he was acting like karkin child

[carmine falcon]

you can dislike furry shit as a concept and not hold it against people

as long as someone isn't being freaky

[rough edge]

yeah, I just remain cautious at first when someone remains a furry, if they aren't a fucking weirdie to an extreme level, I don't care at that point

[acoustic dune]

i would like to put it in script that i am 100% not a furry

i am just very atracted to anthro and or chimera

[rough edge]

like my brother in the emprah, going off about how all furries are mentally ill is bonkers

WE ALL PLAY DARKTIDE. something is of course mentally ill in us

[fleet zealot]

mogburster*

[acoustic dune]

minor spelling mistake

i die

[lean lark]

@frosty herald bro cant put down the cup

[frosty herald]

I woke up at 6 am to play it lmfao

Im grinding out here

[lean lark]

how far are you in already

im at 4.3 hours at chapter like 1.3 or something

[frosty herald]

im dripped tf out over here

[frosty herald]

im HR 6 right now

[lean lark]

yea im hr3

[acoustic dune]

look like smth from darksoul

[lean lark]

is that swaxe or charge blade

im just using a gold + black color preorder armor

[frosty herald]

the funny thing is

is that im still in low rank

[frosty herald]

hammer

[lean lark]

why the fuck does it look more like an axe

than siwtch axe

bullshit

[frosty herald]

its always been peak

hammer designs that look like an axe

LET HIM COOK!!!

[clever swan]

something funny about being called a hammer but actually just being a large slightly/barely/not at all blunt axe thing

[stone fern]

HAMMER MENTIONED

RAAAA

[copper hawk]

Thoughts ?

[carmine falcon]

wot da hyyllll am i looking at

[calm cedar]

This is stupid

[plush estuary]

what is?

[heady rapids]

the amount of dr ig

[misty nova]

Bro's first patrol

They grow up so fast

[acoustic dune]

rock n stone?

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-explode-nuke-button-cat-gif-4127386105392241206

[full nebula]

.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-soup-yum-sleebo-speech-bubble-gif-17955522492713995008

[nimble fiber]

[grizzled aspen]

That's gonna be me in a week when spring finally hits and brings allergies with a vengeance.

[grizzled aspen]

Vile gif.

[dire bough]

What's the best tactical axe mark? Or if there's no best then what are the playstyles/pros and cons of each mark?

[violet hornet]

She dyphen on my hydra til I mine

[plucky gate]

giving zealots their rights back was a mistake

[ebon bobcat]

1 minute slow mode is coming back

[grizzled aspen]

Angled heavies to make best use of brutal momentum.

[rough galleon]

Six hour slow mode for our sins

[ebon bobcat]

10 year slow down

[dire bough]

what's brutal momentum?

[carmine falcon]

best blessing for the axe

[clever swan]

weapon blessing that lets you do full damage to multiple targets as long as you get headshot kills where normally you lose damage when cutting through multiple targets

[carmine falcon]

it turns the weapon into a horde clear monster

[violet hornet]

Headshot kill = target is cleaved through for free and you do full damage to next target

[fringe bay]

Which repeats, doesn’t it?

[hard nexus]

headshot kills will ignore the killed enemies hitmass, and has no cleave drop off, can occur 3 times per swing, meaning you can kill 4 enemies per swing

[hard nexus]

yarp

3 times

[fringe bay]

12 kills per set isn’t bad for the tac

[nimble fiber]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro6ix-wipe-it-down-dance-gif-7364389699160183505

[dire bough]

ah gotcha

so brutal momentum + mark 2 is the best tacaxe combo then?

[hearty nebula]

shut up you fukcinG IDIOT UR NOT GOING OUTSIDE!!!!!!!

[nimble fiber]

[lean cairn]

@plush estuary someone else already did the ogryn speedrun before that guy who's claiming to be worlds first https://youtu.be/tPaxmuGsgvM

[plush estuary]

lmao

I knew it

I just didnt care to look

[hard nexus]

wha

no

4 kills per swing

[hard nexus]

probably

[fringe bay]

Yeah, 4 kills per swing, 3 effects, 12 kills

[hard nexus]

HT shred is good too

i run mk2 with BM HT

[copper hawk]

https://x.com/SavosAndSavos/status/1895452471801323733

Savos International (@SavosAndSavos) on X

Biological hazard

X · Feb 28, 2025, 12:34 PM

[hard nexus]

creaute

[copper hawk]

creaute

[dire bough]

I'll try that

[hard nexus]

wha

what effects

[fringe bay]

I feel like we’ve gotten confused

[carmine falcon]

bro's playing at 240p god damn what is this

[dire bough]

I'm like 29 hours in and still exploring, this game's too much fun 😭

[hard nexus]

what “effects”

[fringe bay]

Is brutal its own buff or is it a constant thing

[dire bough]

almost got my zealot to level 30, gonna try difficulty 4 after that hehe

[hard nexus]

passive

it’s always there on ur melee weapon

[fringe bay]

Okay, I misread it

[dire bough]

do you also use the standard skill tree or have you made changes? @hard nexus

[hard nexus]

ohg i see

[hard nexus]

if it looks like this

then i use the standard tree

(purple is main path, yellow is build dependent)

[dire bough]

gotcha thanks

why does nobody use stun grenades or the fire grenades? Is the knife that much better?

[hard nexus]

woe zealot chat brain rot upon ye

[plush estuary]

knife

[mighty root]

Yeah

[hard nexus]

knives are very fun and also the pathing to them is significantly better

[dire bough]

oh wait they removed the slowmo in this chat, nice

[hard nexus]

yarp

[dire bough]

so we pick that node coz of the path or coz of the blitz it offers?

[misty ravine]

Both

[hard nexus]

both

second wind is amazing

[dire bough]

gotcha

[misty ravine]

Second Wind is the big draw of the right side but Scourge and Enduring Faith are great for most builds too

[dire bough]

do you guys also ocassionally use Chorus or Shroudfield? Chorus looks hilarious ngl with the "BEGONE HERETIC" vibes

[misty ravine]

Chorus is most common for Havoc, Shroudfield is basically for fun/memes

[hard nexus]

i like chastise the most

it’s the most fun to me

chorus is boring

[mighty root]

Fury or chorus really

[hard nexus]

hmm yes i would like to not play my game for 7 seconds every 20 seconds

[mighty root]

I hate stealth

And the pathing for it is terrible

[hard nexus]

you will use loner

[misty ravine]

I was a dirty Shade main in VT2 and I hate stealth in this game

[dire bough]

oh really? Chorus looks fun (more funny than fun tho)

[hard nexus]

it’s boring 2 me

if u find it fun, use it

i just prefer chastise in all cases

[mighty root]

It’s the best ability to help your team

[dire bough]

Fair enough

[mighty root]

It literally makes your team immortal for its duration

[misty ravine]

Unless you're doing le epic solo clutch (which might be a direct or indirect result of you having taken Shroudfield in the first place) Chastise effectively does the same thing but better

[mighty root]

They can’t go down or if they are down and about to die they won’t

[dire bough]

I love build variety so I'll probably switch around between the threee

[dire bough]

damn

[hard nexus]

(they can still take damage, just won’t die)

[mighty root]

If I were to run it I’d run a crit build with it

[misty ravine]

Chorus is the easiest way to shove monsters (other than beast of nurgle) off ledges, which is funny when you're able to pull it off but pretty rare (game is full of handrails that stop you from ledging enemies but do nothing to stop enemies and barrels from ledging you)

[mighty root]

I remember infinite chorus

The tf2 medic

[carmine falcon]

chorus is a novelty cause haha funny book

fotf is for real gamers gaming

stealth just go play dishonored bro loser

[dire bough]

Yeah I love regenning my toughness

[sterile stone]

I feel like I know where this is from

But I can’t remember where exactly

[grizzled aspen]

Stealth is bad, dishonored is goated, do not slander that wonderful game again.

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[carmine falcon]

not slandering its my fav game

im being earnest and telling them to play a game where going invisble is fun

[grizzled aspen]

When I realized Daud could stop time with his blink I actually pogged.

[carmine falcon]

daud's kit is goated

[grizzled aspen]

And then I played dishonored 2 and realized Corvo had a stop time upgrade too.

Pogged a second time.

[carmine falcon]

oh man dishonored 2 abilities were so meme

why even bother sneaking around when i can just use domino or the upgraded stop time

so good

[grizzled aspen]

Emily's abilities were way more suited for murder than Corvo's.

Domino + far reach and pull someone through a rewired wall of light.

[carmine falcon]

yeah my murder playthrough was her was so much fun

[sterile stone]

[grizzled aspen]

The only downside to playing Emily was clockwork soldiers being a pain.

[carmine falcon]

i played 2 like 3 times and 1 of these playthroughs was just emily going apeshit

was epic

[carmine falcon]

in what way

[nimble fiber]

[sterile stone]

Wait a damn second

You’re in Futives’ server

[nimble fiber]

literally just joined, didn't even know bro had a server

[sterile stone]

We fighting

[nimble fiber]

[sterile stone]

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-cecil-grabbed-meme-gif-2657584653261750017

[placid fiber]

get neck grabbed

[stone fern]

predictions for march 6th:
ogryn nerfs
thammer buffs
new map
new weapons (will be more broken than existing weapons)
ds versions changed to be weaker versions for zealot and vet psyker stuff stays the same

[placid fiber]

Yep, fatshark is going to decrease the ironhelm's carapace adm, and increase the base damage of the crucis thammer

I know, I know: blocked. :/

[stone fern]

ignored!

[placid fiber]

same difference

[stone fern]

1 ignored message

[placid fiber]

And clad is a goated player when using the crucis

[stone fern]

wrong

[placid fiber]

Clad will become the new taxe 4 main

[stone fern]

my hands were made for hammer(ironhelm)&bolter(pistol)

[visual stream]

Same but bolter auto

[violet hornet]

Ironhelm inexplicably nerfed again

[stone fern]

😡

[visual stream]

It's not gonna be a direct nerf though

[placid fiber]

half the cleave, twice the cleave damage fall off

[visual stream]

Just a buff to enemy health afuckinggain

Which would ruin BPs

Again

[stone fern]

🚬

[placid fiber]

+80% health to non-havoc enemies

[violet hornet]

Clad inhaling an entire pack for copium rn

[visual stream]

Ironhelm was at its strongest right after tree patch in the like two week period before they buffed enemy health

[placid fiber]

[visual stream]

It's eating good rn though

[potent mango]

anyone interested in joining an auric heresy rolling steel to get the just a flesh would penance?

[fleet zealot]

not nerfing psyker ds4 just cause idiots can't use it properly on that class

[modest dagger]

Theres LFGs for that mate

[fleet zealot]

they have scrier's DD ds4 deserves a global nerf

[potent mango]

testing the waters in both

but fair

[modest dagger]

Fair enough

[stone fern]

it was good on psyker but not gamebreaking like on zealot

[plush estuary]

??????????

nah

wiold take

[fleet zealot]

it was

it wasn't apparent cause the average psyker can't melee period

[placid fiber]

Bandit, I found the new person we need as the president of the united states!

[stone fern]

isnt the result the same

[fleet zealot]

but I can go and pull up a scrier's DD ds4

[mighty root]

Just put the ds back on psyker exclusive and problem solved

[fleet zealot]

and do the same bullshit i would on zeal

and it's still too strong even with the generic bonuses IE warp charges and such

[stone fern]

i couldnt care what happens to ds tbh i never really ran it

but i dont think it was that bad on psyker

it didnt have thrust and psyker didnt have duelist

[plush estuary]

then how do you know its only good on psyker/

I could 1 tap crushers

7 tap BoN

[stone fern]

i only ran it in scab melee

[plush estuary]

its easily the same

[fleet zealot]

on top of that, psyker had 2 more powerful, no ammo slots, so once again, more psykers who simply didn't engage in melee

[placid fiber]

Clad cares not for such information

[plush estuary]

I know

[placid fiber]

[plush estuary]

as probably the #1 user of DS on psyker before crafting update

[stone fern]

psyker doesnt have the same melee amps that zealot has and far less survivaility gaze and DD are alot more finicky

[plush estuary]

I will always tell people off when they say it wasnt broken on psyker

[fleet zealot]

why is there this "weapons should have different balance numbers on the different classes" that's what variants are for

[plush estuary]

but I can still 1 tap crusher

[placid fiber]

I knew it was broken on psyker >.>

[plush estuary]

and smite a horde and live

easy

and uyse bubble

[stone fern]

with how many buffs

[plush estuary]

your point?

[acoustic dune]

i heard smite

die

[fleet zealot]

scrier's DD def keeps up with zealot and DD is easy asf to maintain now

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mkultra-mind-control-cat-face-gif-2481894448833856970

[mighty root]

I think the ds should stay where it is

People still die with it

[fleet zealot]

and now they get more melee attack speed, they get guaranteed crits ranged immunity on crit it's not so much they are less survival (tho that has no effect on whether a weapon is good or not on a class lol)

[placid fiber]

This guy, mods. Nuke him

[stone fern]

regardless fatshark wont nerf shit rn

theyre too scared

[fleet zealot]

also true

power creep era

[visual stream]

Only nerf shredder

The gun not nades

[stone fern]

nerf ogryn

[mighty root]

6/10 people who I see use the ds do nothing and die

And leave

[visual stream]

Make ogryn take even more ranged damage

Shield era forever

[fleet zealot]

they won't nerf shredder cause that would imply they would acknowledge it in a patch note

[formal umbra]

I miss pre nerf shredder they hit it way too hard now its a meme, I miss my smg

its a good feeling gun

[fleet zealot]

there is no way all throughout 2024 they didn't patch shredder once but they decided to anyways

[fleet zealot]

it wasn't it too hard

[misty nova]

Diva maelstrom is up

[fleet zealot]

the issue with shredder is that since it's a base stat weapon with barely any finesse (like 1.1 or some shit)

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/diva-audrey-nethery-say-what-feeling-it-gif-11815241

[fleet zealot]

it lives and dies in being a broken piece of shit

either you have enough damage to stat check

or you fall flat, either to another stat checker, or to a weapon with actual finesse values

[visual stream]

It would be funny if they shadow buffed the shit out of it so the like negative two people who use it overperform

Nobody knows because it's not in patch notes

[fleet zealot]

that's why las pistol, brauto and IAGS all outpace shredder solidly and just buffing shredder back up +75% damage won't fix it's core issue

is that it doesn't have a niche

[formal umbra]

I should start taking it into auric maelstrom on vet just to feel something

[visual stream]

Give it a ton more ADM on all armor types

Make shredder shred

[fleet zealot]

brautos has enough base damage and good adms, IAGs melt if you hit heads, and las pistol is your mobile side arm with a fast firerate and also melts on hitting heads

i partially blame fatshark, in a perfect world shredder would be a crit-weapon, but not weakspot

[placid fiber]

give the autopistol infernus

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hello-elmo-rise-elmo-hell-gif-3989603362345473118

[fleet zealot]

but unfortunately fatshark likes to tie weakspot and crit ratios to each other or near each other

[visual stream]

I think we should give niche weapons cool little tidbits about them

[heady rapids]

named shredder
doesnt get shred
doesnt shred armor

[visual stream]

Make shredders bleed enemies on crit or something

[fleet zealot]

and that just makes finesse weapons double dip and leaves the non finesse weapons to stat check

AAAAAAA I HATE FATSHARK

[placid fiber]

give the shredder haymaker

[visual stream]

Clearly you're not number-pilled enough

We don't do fun around here

Only number=high=good

[fringe bay]

WHY DO THEIR GAMES HAVE TO BE SO MUCH FUN RAAAAH

[hexed igloo]

Play monster hunter instead

[fleet zealot]

the only game with worse optimization

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lag-gif-22868483

[hexed igloo]

Shrimply a krill issue

Just buy a 5080 smh

[sterile stone]

Elden ring pvp in eu be like

[fleet zealot]

see this is why i hate DT whiners who complain about the silliest things when there is a million real issues rn that aren't some stupid shit like

"fatshark is purposefully witholding news and updates to mock the playerbase"

[placid fiber]

"mods are cheats"

[fringe bay]

As if most devs don’t purposely withhold that stuff

[plush estuary]

not even mods breaking the game

too many exploits

[hexed igloo]

Iunno about that, I only had wilds crash twice, and one of those was while compiling shaders

Trying to play dt is flipping a coin on whether it crashes when I load up a mission, and then it takes 15 minutes to get back in

[sterile stone]

I mean the devs don’t really communicate with us because the community is a bunch of grown ass children

[plush estuary]

I could just run through the entire map

[fringe bay]

And us in the discord are insane

[placid fiber]

^

[mighty root]

I wish darktide was more popular

[sterile stone]

I don’t associate with you asylum patients

[hexed igloo]

You're all freaks

[fleet zealot]

here is why dukane is woke

[placid fiber]

Damn it, I think I have some shit in my lungs rn x.x

[placid fiber]

I knew I was catching some kind of sickness...

I blame Bandit for not posting enough ferret pics

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

[visual stream]

Dukane is a woman

I can not bear it

[fringe bay]

I really should put my friend code in here even though I don’t use lfg

[hexed igloo]

I'm so full from cigarettes

[placid fiber]

I don't smoke lol

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-u-screaming-in-the-hotel-room-tpab-tpab-poem-to-pimp-a-butterfly-gif-4005569222539385807

[visual stream]

How dare the Imperium who takes any able body without discrimination have a high ranking woman in their ranks

[placid fiber]

It isn't like really bad, but, I am coughing a little bit of stuff up :/

[fleet zealot]

we went up, and wiped on diff 2

[placid fiber]

Anyway I'm done talking about that

[fleet zealot]

then we went down and wiped on diff1

this cna't be real

[placid fiber]

I blame Bandit

[fleet zealot]

why are people in the replies supporting this

[placid fiber]

cuz no 2h chain axe

which is obviously bandit's fault

[visual stream]

Diff 2 as in... Darktide diff 2?

Surely he means the second difficulty on auric board which is 5

[fringe bay]

Yeah uprising

[hexed igloo]

I want huge axe I want to be judge, jury, and executioner I want to ascend to having power over life and death

[placid fiber]

they were wiping on difficulty 1 and 2...?

Is that EVEN POSSIBLE?!

[fleet zealot]

wiping on sedition

it's peak

[placid fiber]

WHAT?!

[plucky gate]

wiping on diff 1 is unreal

[placid fiber]

^

[visual stream]

I didn't think that was possible for a sentient human being

[placid fiber]

^

[plucky gate]

you gotta be the type of person to look at your keyboard to press wasd

[visual stream]

I'm not trying to be mean to people who haven't no-lifed video games all their lives but surely even Sedition is easily completable

[fleet zealot]

holy shit steam forums can't be real

[visual stream]

"Director really fucked us over"
look inside
Sedition match

[sterile stone]

Bro has black lung

All that time in the mines is catching up to you

[fleet zealot]

"the ai director spawns is there to intentionally cover up there isn't enough maps in the game"

[visual stream]

"Director fucked me over" only makes sense when three trappers appear surrounding you at nearly the same time in the middle of a horde of elites

Like that is a tragic moment but not when the game spawns

I dunno

Three bruisers instead of two

[carmine falcon]

Steam forums past few years are unusable
It's literally the bait or restarted meme personafied

[plucky gate]

sedition too hard
haven't beaten it in the past thousand games

[fleet zealot]

past decade

[visual stream]

1000 hours in Darktide
800 are sedition
The other 200 are diff 2

[fleet zealot]

i remember when i used to troll around on dota2, tf2 and gmod forums

[visual stream]

Holy peak

[sterile stone]

Malice gotta be the hardest difficulty, like how you run through that shit and not want to fall asleep

I’ve dead ass fallen asleep mid malice once

[plucky gate]

hardest difficulty is probably havoc 9
i bet most of us here have never done it

havoc 9 could be the hardest mission in the game and we'd never know

[grand tangle]

he did say that he only played with his friend, i could see a true duo noob group wiping in dif2

[obtuse stirrup]

Can anybody recommend a good chain axe build?

[fleet zealot]

over a decade

[fleet zealot]

true noob duo wiping on diff 1

[fleet zealot]

yes

[grand tangle]

this games mechanics are very good, but very complex.

[fleet zealot]

i've been waiting for this

[grand tangle]

not easy to learn

without outside help

[fleet zealot]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d93519a-afd0-40e7-ad7e-fce2e58fe30c/pro-autism-chain-axe-gun

you can also go IJ if you want the CDR and more "balanced experience"

also throwing knives are better, i have stun nades cause i'm a rebel

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d934a29-c73e-40bd-8743-1566dca29725/pro-autism-chainaxe-build-flamer

[placid fiber]

Bandit is our chaxe god

[obtuse stirrup]

Thank you :D I was thinking of doing it as Martyrdom because I feel like it gets the craziest

you go so far as to skip all of the cdr stuff for it though, but that makes sense

Any playstyle notes? Do I want to drop to high martyrdom stacks asap or is there a target I want to reach for it?

is twbs still worth it for this, and is not having duelist ok?

[grand tangle]

duelist is op

one of the best zealot talents

[placid fiber]

chaxe, according to bandit, is one weapon that works without it

[placid fiber]

@fleet zealot right bandit?

[acoustic dune]

are those

the ferret build?????????

[obtuse stirrup]

also is the vraks 5 an important element or can I sub in something like a revolver?

[fleet zealot]

yes

[fleet zealot]

sub in whatever

[obtuse stirrup]

I only use the vraks 5 on my crazy glass cannon psyker and veteran builds and not having that silly level of power will make me sad lol

[fleet zealot]

vraks5 is the best gun in the game

[fleet zealot]

chaxe has such high base damage and low finessse

there is no realistic duelist BPs for chaxe 4

mk12 chaxe is different

[placid fiber]

Ugh, I hate being sick x.x

[obtuse stirrup]

also dump stat is between mobility and defense I suppose?

like neither matter?

[fleet zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6Tu7sYOB0MY?si=JLmfPubfMeB_J7OJ

[fleet zealot]

defenses

you dump defenses and keep mobility whenever you can

also, mk4 chaxe could theoretically dump twbs if you simply rely on lights for single target but fotf rev'd heavies are useful enough

[obtuse stirrup]

If I wanna do the big fuck-off damage, it's a revved heavy right? Not a revved light?

I just installed the more loadouts mod just to make this chainaxe thing work :D

(that is, a revved heavy into FotF)

[visual stream]

Revved push attack, trust

But yeah it is a rev heavy

[stone fern]

revved PA does negative damage 😭

[visual stream]

I believe you're supposed to FotF after the initial hit while it's ripping

[stone fern]

bros im gonna crash out

[visual stream]

At least 80 poxwalkers didn't surround you while you were on UD and corrupt you to death

[obtuse stirrup]

Well from trying it in the meat grinder it feels absurdly satisfying already

looking forward to trying it live

is this one of those sleeper op things?

I hear wild rumours about light attack stunlocking ragers

[sterile stone]

Bro is a throwing knife meme user

Kekw

[visual stream]

Slept on but not op I believe

[normal wren]

Hey, whats the horde clear combo for the cruci thammer

[visual stream]

Heavy

[normal wren]

Been doing heavy, heavy, push

[copper hawk]

magnetic hound

[visual stream]

and

[copper hawk]

skissue

[stone fern]

M1

[visual stream]

Heavy

[stone fern]

i got burnt too many times trying to hit the mid air hound

[normal wren]

Just wanted to make sure I was doing it right

[visual stream]

Mhm mhm

[stone fern]

i used up all my luck on this one

[hard nexus]

so ur gonna want to heavy

heavy

heavy

heavy

heavy

heavy

heavy

[stone fern]

and sometimes

heavy

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-heavy-tf2-heavy-the-heavy-the-rock-eyebrow-gif-9577572964300949968

[hard nexus]

ad nauseam

[fleet zealot]

with fotf off cooldown, you rev, heavy swing, and fotf right as it connects

[normal wren]

Ok so doing it right

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[normal wren]

With some pushes for safety

[fleet zealot]

with fotf on cooldown, mk4 chaxe does similar single target dps with light spam

not light rev

[stone fern]

no ur supposed to use ironhelm

[fleet zealot]

light spam

[obtuse stirrup]

Light rev is bad?

[plush estuary]

working?

wanna duo more

[obtuse stirrup]

any times when I wanna use it?

[hard nexus]

you’re supposed to be good at the game before u give people advice

[fleet zealot]

yes

on mk4 chaxe yes

[obtuse stirrup]

it seems to eat the squishy elites pretty well

[fleet zealot]

evis can use light revs

[hard nexus]

noh i’m on “indefinite leave”

so

yah i can duo

[fleet zealot]

not in any place you can just spam normal lights for single target

[obtuse stirrup]

but I guess so do the unrevveds

[hard nexus]

no it cannot

[plush estuary]

what'd you do

[stone fern]

blocked

[fleet zealot]

mk15 literally does

[hard nexus]

my boss lost our main client and can’t afford me anymore

[plush estuary]

10min ish for my misssion

[visual stream]

Imagine being a wagie

[obtuse stirrup]

well I'll still slap the last stragglers with a revved light to show my dominance anyway

[fringe bay]

Cap

[visual stream]

(Said from my work)

[hard nexus]

ngl i forgot that the mk15 existed for a minute there

[sterile stone]

Just go ogryn and hold m1 with shield

[fleet zealot]

but mk4 lights already partially rev themselves

lol

[sterile stone]

Ez brain off gaming

[fleet zealot]

why use the animation of revving

[hard nexus]

wha

[obtuse stirrup]

Intimidation factor.

[stone fern]

i used to play that but it got so bad i used to forget i was playing the game mid mission

[visual stream]

I get this reference now

[stone fern]

id zone out and wake up in the end event

[hard nexus]

one day opportunist will work on chaxe

[visual stream]

Not finish with game yet but I get it

[spare talon]

Bro imagine being that much of a loser...

[hard nexus]

this isn’t a reference to any part of the game

just

neat art

[stone fern]

FRAUD FIGHTER

[hard nexus]

i recognize those ceiling tiles, see u soon buddy

[sterile stone]

I can sense the low wage depression through this image

[fleet zealot]

doesn't matter if it works

[stone fern]

no u dont hes canadian

[fleet zealot]

chaxe has high adms

[visual stream]

You know they only sell those live catnips in one state at only a few stores right

[hard nexus]

one day opportunist will also get buffed to 50% rending

[fleet zealot]

the only time oppurtunist will even give full value is lights vs carapace except... headtaker and slaught are just better

[tame sluice]

hitmarker

[fleet zealot]

meowium

[sterile stone]

Bro is American

[hard nexus]

kk

[spare talon]

Sure, passing it along that opportunist should be 5% rending

[stone fern]

also ogryn nerfs pls

and thank u

[visual stream]

Can you also pass along to nerf shredder

<1% pick rate is too good for it

And nerf sainted gunslinger

That's all

[normal wren]

No u

[zealous mesa]

Do not nerf shredder

[stone fern]

love me thammer

[zealous mesa]

It's the only way my vet can be useful in a team with 3 psykers using flame staff and bubble shield

[zealous mesa]

You broke his knees

[copper hawk]

yall some noobs frr..

[zealous mesa]

I find it really funny that you popped a split to bust his legs out from under him

[sterile stone]

Clapped mindstate

[copper hawk]

💅 💅

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus Okay

[zealous mesa]

What does this mean

I'm copying that sentence for future use

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[normal wren]

Did a low level havoc, 150k boss damage (I killed 7 spawns)

[copper hawk]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2HNvJvV/

[sterile stone]

The elders have forbid me from revealing ancient secrets

[normal wren]

Also no more slow mode

[hard nexus]

kk

[zealous mesa]

Duelling sword nerf would be catastrophic to the zealot industry

[sterile stone]

I mean the dog shit players maybe

[zealous mesa]

Thus they should give it a new blessing that gives it 50% finesse damage when sliding and do nothing else

[sterile stone]

Juans

https://tenor.com/view/juan-gif-21122849

[visual stream]

Has anyone here played the pokemon TCG

Like, ya know

[fringe bay]

Never could figure it out

[visual stream]

Using the cards instead of just collecting them

[normal wren]

Replace precog

[visual stream]

It's surprisingly easy to get into

You can use one supporter card, as many item cards as you want, attach one energy, and you attack to end your turn

[misty ravine]

Yeah, like 25 years ago, young me took way too long to figure out that TCGs are horseshit

[sterile stone]

Only thing I’ve seen related to TCG stuff are the signs asking their players to bathe

[visual stream]

Real

[visual stream]

How so?

[misty ravine]

Spend way too much money (either on the secondary market or by gambling on prehistoric loot boxes known as booster packs) to get the cards you actually want

[heady rapids]

once

[misty ravine]

Planned obsolescence via Power Creep

[heady rapids]

played it with my magic fellas

[opaque island]

same as it ever was

[grizzled aspen]

Scored some reduced price steak today, let's fucking go.

$9 for two packs of chuck steak, they're pretty good size, too. Perfect for breakfast.

[misty ravine]

Eat it all tonight before it goes bad. You will certainly not regret eating a huge amount of beef all at once

[visual stream]

The boosters scratch the gambling itch

[grizzled aspen]

I am more powerful than the meat sweats.

[visual stream]

But sounds about right

[heady rapids]

💯

[misty ravine]

Not the type of regret I had in mind but it doesn't matter as you will certainly not regret it from any direction

[visual stream]

Most cards are only like a few cents so making a deck from scratch shouldn't be too expensive in theory

[heady rapids]

for competitive 100% no

if you wanna play tcg like genuinely just go sealed

unless you wanna spend a fuckload

or go proxies with your friend

[visual stream]

I'm not sure what powercreep happened in PTCG but some of the cards do look silly

[misty ravine]

Good Things Must Be Rare Therefore Most Things Must Be Shit is the iron law of all RNG-based games

[visual stream]

New eeveelution EXs take three different energy types for their big attack but do something crazy mostly

[heady rapids]

idk if pctg has cheap effective decks like mtg's monored

but i would assume as its more complex innately it probably doesnt

idk

unless your lgs runs uhh

tourneys with restrictions to deck price

[visual stream]

I'm hoping to make a Luxray deck

Just because he's my favorite

Or a gambling deck

Show up to a tournament with gambling deck that takes no skill

Holy based

[acoustic dune]

imagine#

not gambling

[fleet zealot]

draft nights are great

especially pre release

[heady rapids]

yeah pre releases are cool

[copper hawk]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2HFAVJX/

[heady rapids]

but i only played 2hg

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoverse-goku-super-saiyan-angry-dbz-gif-1416275111944307575

[heady rapids]

we won 22 packs once

on war of the spark

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533050129700356106/1344558616841289729/attachment.gif

[fleet zealot]

also there has been numerous times the meta was dictated by commons and uncommons

i remember when a specific uncommon for my werewolf deck in mtg was like 6$ a pop

[heady rapids]

also there has been numerous times the meta was dictated by commons and uncommons monored agro/blue tempo

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-explode-nuke-button-cat-gif-4127386105392241206

i didnt play anything competitive tho

only commander

[visual stream]

Legends of Runeterra was a really cool online card game

Even if it was League filth

[fleet zealot]

won 1st at the core2015 pre release draft

[heady rapids]

commander is funny when you play against 40yos that lose their shit constantly

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847815813300879360/1276072753488855171/smileybeef_-_1824476702992376093.gif

[heady rapids]

with their

1000 dollar decks

with fucking

og duals

[misty ravine]

My niece got a pack of Pokemon cards in her Happy Meal the other day and I still remember enough of the original cards to know the power creep has been absolutely real

[fleet zealot]

what was funny i lost my last match

but the guy who beat me lost 2 games, while i only lost 1

so i won the event after losing

tbf, pokemon is casual enough i think scalpers are more of a problem then powercreep

that and prices

[heady rapids]

oh yeah

those suck

[fleet zealot]

mtg is always going to have pricing issues but i hate how that spills from mtg and yugioh and now fuckin pokemon and disney cards are getting scalped like crazy

[visual stream]

Fucking yes dude

[fleet zealot]

like bro

[acoustic dune]

i blame logan paul

[fleet zealot]

grown ass man buying an entire stock of cards he will never play

[visual stream]

I wanted to get an ETB of me and my partner's corresponding favorite eeveelutions for Prismatic Evolutions

[fleet zealot]

vs kids who will just, play with them even if it isn't the card game, just handling and admiring them

[visual stream]

Scalpers obliterated every single one plus every other promo material for that drop

[heady rapids]

@fleet zealot did you play ravnica

the new ones

[fleet zealot]

no

[heady rapids]

man

we cant flex on eachothers guilds....

[acoustic dune]

isnt pokemon card just the baseball card thing?