zealot-class

[median steeple]

weak minds

[vernal terrace]

also like the £200 dyson ACs you can buy and plug in do the job pretty well during the time when you actually need it to be cooler

[carmine falcon]

43c indoors is mad

Egypt ahh weather

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, my house insulates well.

[vernal terrace]

strongest paper in the midwest

[tidal berry]

love going out for walkies in the rain, the smell of rainwater hitting soil is beatiful, but weather is generally windy here and when its rainy and windy it tends to upset my sinuses and the next 2-3 days I'll be inhaling paracetamol and be generally miserable

[twin wagon]

Rain is deppresing, but I would want atleast more than 26 days a year of rain

[median steeple]

I want this weather back man

[obsidian prairie]

Rain is very nice

[median steeple]

It was great for walks

[vernal terrace]

lying in bed with the window open during heavy rain

bliss

[twin wagon]

Rain is nice occasionally, nonstop rain like we had in Cuba for 2 months stinks

[obsidian prairie]

As long as it isn’t a monsoon or enormous rainstorm or something

[tidal berry]

ok thats too much

[sullen forge]

Big rainstorms that pass over after a day and don’t return for like a week are peak asf

[twin wagon]

It saps your will

[median steeple]

I once had 3 weeks of straight rain

[vernal terrace]

one annoyance of alot of rain here recently is road floods

[sullen forge]

Why spring is swag awesome mega cool

[vernal terrace]

cause people wont come unclogg the road drains

so they cant take the water away fast enough

[spare talon]

Kez you don't drive

[vernal terrace]

cole i know walking is impossible in texas but we all dont live in dystopialand

[tidal berry]

the ways roads are designed in US is actually depressing

[median steeple]

just one more lane

[tidal berry]

like, mf do none of you walk in there

[heady rapids]

don't they have an interstate that's literally about to crumble

i watched tom scott's vid on it the other day

[vernal terrace]

and let me tell you when i signed up for crossing the road i didnt sign up for crossing the river that submerges my entire foot

[median steeple]

most infrastructure in the US is about to explode

[heady rapids]

or was it not tom scott fuck

what watching video essays does to a mf

[heady rapids]

ok it was half as interesting

https://youtu.be/hfsoz_K-J8A?si=Ss8_OdmOwKDNewYi

[tidal berry]

I live in a remote ass village and most of the roads are like this, good excuse to wear long ah boots tho

[median steeple]

Carpilled world

[modern lintel]

bro lives in irl resident evil 4

[obsidian prairie]

Just watched someone call the penance rewards a battle pass

I am going to explode

[sterile stone]

Holy shit

[heady rapids]

fortnite battle pass

[sterile stone]

They're teaching the Ganados to use the internet

https://tenor.com/view/resident_evil_4-ganados-mob-pitchfork-torches-and-pitchforks-gif-27510148

[heady rapids]

well tbh you could probably classify it as a battle pass except the time limited part

you have challenges that you do to fill a tracker that gives you rewards

[heady rapids]

except there's games that don't have time limit on their battle passes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533050129700356106/1344424796813000805/attachment.gif

[modern lintel]

chiv2 battlepasses are all still available and can be done at any time

i think outlast trials aswell

[heady rapids]

tho in the end I guess it's up to the developer to call that thing whatever they want to so

[heady rapids]

ye

and halo

[spare talon]

And fortnite

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-explode-nuke-button-cat-gif-4127386105392241206

[modern lintel]

killing cole rn

[spare talon]

I know I just wanted to lie

[heady rapids]

ENOUGH

[median steeple]

pathologic liar

[tidal berry]

lmao its still not too late for me to pull the leon look

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-look-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-gif-6340805119084790948

[modern lintel]

jack krauser my champion

@vernal terrace is kind of like salazar

[median steeple]

short and evil

[vernal terrace]

do i get a big castle atleast

[spare talon]

Not even the god of comedy can have timing as perfect as this clip

[median steeple]

It's so perfect, once in a lifetime clip

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/vannamelon-vannamelons-gif-15068127803122995949

[placid fiber]

So... the average monday?

[sterile stone]

Didn't trials get some flak for a outfit they released

It looked like a SS uniform or something

[placid fiber]

What is that supposed to look like...?

Oh wait I think I see it

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-used-to-be-believable-baited-jebaited-bait-i-got-jebaited-gif-1296286127798996733

[placid fiber]

I am just dumb >.>

[heady rapids]

if that's the thing you're worried about in trials I have bad news for you

[sterile stone]

Yeah

Coyle is a former klan member

Gooseberry is just a fucked in the head psycho

Yada yada

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-frame-drip-animation-gif-15780109

[heady rapids]

I think it's the only outfit I actually redownloaded the game and grinded for

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533050129700356106/1344558616841289729/attachment.gif

[sterile stone]

Says alot about you doesn't it

[heady rapids]

in this world you either drip or drown and brother I'm floating

[sterile stone]

I can respect the grindset

[twin wagon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910555873615675422/1344562231861313628/share_835000569330054552.png?ex=67c15ca8&is=67c00b28&hm=b663362372ff6a10b61ec6a837b861e2417371be686aaa2f499c598a7e27aa3d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=579&height=671

[celest jolt]

smite shotgun

[twin wagon]

Smitelots

Smiterans

[placid fiber]

Don't give fatshark any ideas... zealot doesn't need smite >_>

[placid fiber]

"my grandma ate my shoes" "my dog ate my car keys"

[twin wagon]

"Fuck it, fire me"

https://tenor.com/view/brock-samson-venturebros-go-ahead-try-to-gif-14270823

[mild sparrow]

"Come on, I want you to do it"

[placid fiber]

^ @frosty herald how accurate is this for monster hunter fans?

[frosty herald]

Very

[placid fiber]

Just thought I'd ask

[modern lintel]

probably half of them are either gimps suits or something else offensive

[tidal berry]

will there be no pre-download for monhun

aight I'm missing the first two days

[median steeple]

There's a preload available w

[nimble fiber]

downloading it rn

[plucky gate]

19 hours left

[tidal berry]

wait rly? I can't see it

ooh

I'm so dumb

[median steeple]

Dw it's zealot chat it's expected

[tidal berry]

[nimble fiber]

hi so dumb how r u doing

[tidal berry]

doing great

[median steeple]

But yeah one of the few games we get to preload on steam

[misty helm]

2 braincells fighting for 3rd place

[tight scroll]

faith in the emperor being first, I hope

[stone fern]

how is raw meat more expensive than fast food?

i vote u

[grizzled aspen]

I'll double check prices in the morning when I go to work but hamburger meat is like 9 dollars a pound.

[stone fern]

ground meat is 9 bucks a pound?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

Chicken and un ground beef is way more expensive.

[stone fern]

ground meat? not preshaped hamburgers?

[grizzled aspen]

A pack of cheap steaks will run you like 18 dollars.

[stone fern]

stacks i get but ground meat?

damn

[grizzled aspen]

Like the size of your hand and there's 4 of em.

18 bucks.

So yeah I didn't have money to buy raw meat.

[stone fern]

i got like 2 pounds of ground meat for ~4 usd

bruh thats actually gross might wanna try other supermarkets

[grizzled aspen]

I get paid today though so yippee money is good!!!

[grizzled aspen]

This is the cheapest one around.

Except Walmart, but their meat is always super questionable.

And they don't carry the things I want to buy anyway.

[stone fern]

peak

questionable meat is best

[grizzled aspen]

I do not want a 10lb tube of hamburger meat that I'll have to partition into 4 bags and freeze.

[stone fern]

get that

[grizzled aspen]

Especially considering my freezer isn't very big.

Also that 10lb tube is fuckall expensive.

It's not 9 dollars a pound expensive but it'll still run me like 40 dollars.

73/27 ground beef in the 10lb tube is 34 dollars.

80/20 is 39.

Like I'd buy the ground meat from Walmart, absolutely, but nothing else.

Last time I went to get raw chicken, every package was leaking and the whole case smelled rancid.

[sterile stone]

Tragic

I always rocked the steel plate armor

[tidal berry]

I have terrific news

[misty helm]

setting shit on fire quota met

now I can commit arson for fun

[frosty herald]

.

[frosty herald]

Its premium deluxe too

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laughing-don't-laugh-don'tlaugh-ishowspeed-laughing-gif-15284676702826611657

[sterile stone]

[grizzled aspen]

If I have to see ishowspeed again I'm gonna give the poster one day blinding soup.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-rage-argenis-gif-25499351

[grizzled aspen]

Woe, 1 day blinding soup be upon ye.

[stone fern]

hes a pretty good streamer tbh

[grizzled aspen]

All I know is he's one of those loud = funny guys that crashes out over the dumbest shit because he sucks at the games he plays.

[stone fern]

hes acting 90% of the time

[nimble fiber]

[twin wagon]

fast food monopolism

[grizzled aspen]

Even for the bit, it's still stupid.

[candid shuttle]

I quite like the flamer

[stone fern]

yeah i dont watch him

[candid shuttle]

I already run a crit build so

[nimble fiber]

what weapons r yall gonna use?

[candid shuttle]

Flamer is perfect

[grizzled aspen]

If you run everlasting flame, I'm gonna eat your liver.

[candid shuttle]

Flamer and greatsword dream team brrrrt

[candid shuttle]

I run everlasting flame

Is that like

Bad

[grizzled aspen]

Yup, gonna eat your liver.

[candid shuttle]

I just saw the word crit on it

[grizzled aspen]

Overpressure + blaze away = permanent damage buffs for your entire magazine.

[nimble fiber]

Im prolly going dual blades since I mained hammer before

[grizzled aspen]

Power is 1:1 to raw damage output.

[candid shuttle]

I just run that and the brittle blessing

Flak unyield

[stone fern]

blaze away is non negotiable

[grizzled aspen]

I was gonna eat your liver, now I'm gonna eat your kidneys.

[candid shuttle]

What???

[grizzled aspen]

Pen flames is a bad blessing.

Especially considering you're not running carapace.

The only time it's worth taking is when doing a civi.

And in that case you want flak carapace pen flames blaze away.

Otherwise your general purpose flamer is gonna be flak elites/unyielding (depending on how much you hate bulwarks) blaze away overpressure.

And if you REALLY wanna milk the damage of flamer, take anoint in blood.

[candid shuttle]

Next thing I know you're eating me entirely because I run overload instead of cranial on my relic sword

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I'm gonna eat more of your organs for that.

[candid shuttle]

I alr do that

[grizzled aspen]

Overload has a very tiny aoe and is counterintuitive to using relic blade correctly.

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[grizzled aspen]

You do not want to be at high heat, ever.

Energy leakage and overload are bad.

[candid shuttle]

Idk man free cooldown reduction

[grizzled aspen]

Consider that cranial is 20% weakspot damage and you could be taking rampage or wrath for more cleave.

[stone fern]

overload on relic is like 20 damage every time you overhead do one extra attack with any other blessing and it does more

[grizzled aspen]

Heatsink exists but iirc its only like 10% as effective when the sword is on.

So its strictly a blessing you run to cool your sword faster when it's off, and thats largely unnecessary, as the speed is pretty manageable on its own.

Especially if you're a book user.

Close to overheating? Pop book, your sword will be completely cooled by the time you're done channeling.

[candid shuttle]

Even with invoc I can't really sync it with my relic sword heating up

[drowsy steppe]

my mom is kinda homeless

[misty nova]

Chat

Imagine the following

H40 ogryn ranged only no ammo pickup

Except we all exploit BLO bug

[nimble fiber]

my condolences

[misty nova]

Thoughts

[heady rapids]

isnt blo patched on weapons where it actually mattered

https://tenor.com/view/so-i've-heard-gif-1899418861963210299

[misty nova]

Yeah but not on Flechette ripper

[heady rapids]

does it scale with cps

[misty nova]

Nor twin
Nor stubber

[misty nova]

Idk

Doesn't feel like it though

You can click ad infinitum and not proc it

[heady rapids]

i dont have any macro soft at hand to test that

[misty nova]

Anyways

It's a funny joke

(on paper)

[heady rapids]

if it scales with cps and you can make it fire at full rof

it might be doable

should probably dodge pox hardened

cause supp immunity

[heady rapids]

probably not even ful

like 1/3 would work

[misty nova]

First ever Ranged only no ammo havoc 40

https://tenor.com/view/jj-jameson-gif-21926056

(it's bad)

[frosty herald]

@grizzled aspen

[grizzled aspen]

You're welcome.

At least it's not like my irl friend that plays often, his game crashes at least four times before he can get it working correctly.

[fast iron]

huh

no more slow

[misty nova]

Yeah

[twin wagon]

Wait till I boot up skyrim on windows mod

That windowed mod somehow makes skyrim boot up 23 instances

which floods the chat of everyone in my friendlist

[wicked axle]

guys for relic blade MK X, is light attack or heavy attack better for multiple targets cleave?

[placid fiber]

light spam for horde clear, you can check the pinned message for extensive info for it

Welp, I get to move our couch outside n to the curb >.>

We're getting a new one and a recliner in like... 2 hours

My wife is going to help me guide it out the door. Once it's outside I can easily drag the thing to the curb myself

[misty nova]

It's always the door

[placid fiber]

The door is the worst part of getting a couch in and out lol

me and the person who used to be next door got he couch inside so as long as my wife can just help me guide the thing it should be okay. I already checked to see if I can turn it on its side myself, which I can

Kinda thankful I can do that, since I'm a bit more out of shape than I ever have been >.>'

[grizzled aspen]

The fun part is always getting it out the door without squishing your fingers against the frame.

[placid fiber]

We had to unscrew the feet of the couch then it went out easy peasy

and then I just dragged it to the curb

It's worse when stairs are involved >.>'

[static sky]

From the wise words of Rick James “ Fuck Your Couch ninja”

[placid fiber]

I'd just replace the last part with {REDACTED}

cause that's a bit too close

I'm not sure if that crosses the line or not :/

[static sky]

Nilla?

[placid fiber]

We both know what you mean by it :\

[carmine falcon]

the new skins are cool but the zealot chest piece is not my style ggs

[placid fiber]

I'm just saying it's better to err on the side of caution x.x

[static sky]

I feel oppressed now…. Y’all always keeping my people under your boots..

How about Ninja instead of redacted

[placid fiber]

I mean it probably works, as long as it isn't easily read as something >.>

[static sky]

Too late. I did it

[placid fiber]

I know

[static sky]

I can’t be stopped!!!! Hahaha honkies.

[placid fiber]

If this wasn't a public discord then I would have no problem with the initial phrasing, I just know there are rules here and I don't know 100% if that crosses them

[static sky]

That’s what I’m here to find out! No need to thank me. Not all hero’s wear capes… some just roll with bolters and bangers.

You wanna see some real BS. The Pokemon discord gets away with murder. They are the most offensive chat I’ve ever seent. A damn child’s card game is unhinged. But we must walk eggshells and tiptoe through the tulips, lest we be slapped with another slow mode!!!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[static sky]

I’m just warming up. I’ll go thermonuclear soon! Work up to apocalyptic.

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/246140539039252481/1337259957535375381/IMG_1886.gif

[static sky]

Well it was fun. Shaking shit up like a protein shake. I’m gonna go lob stun grenades at snipers to complete that stupid penance.

[placid fiber]

o7

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[placid fiber]

I wish I was

[static sky]

Thank you for your insights on cultural appropriation and how it can’t blend in to today’s woke discord chats. I’ve learned much and will continue learning more about jive Turkey politics.

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1334710158525202443/99vpAu6.gif

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-arguing-gif-21244527

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1038776145014960189.webp?animated=true

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027335984964190312/1337976935405588480/jtaiXZa.gif

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-fish-dog-fish-costume-cute-adorable-gif-17546966

[acoustic dune]

Man without lumi

I can't do my famous insane gamer art

[placid fiber]

[acoustic dune]

I need to finish my PERSONAL khoas art piece one day

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/khaos-chaos-gif-13753639430411357459

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bts-bts-run-bts-running-running-chaos-gif-22761806

Pov: proton going insane

[static sky]

These are my rocks!! Don’t tell the ogryns

[placid fiber]

I really like the um... one that looks like cheese

[acoustic dune]

You speak as if it would get

Stone-len

[grizzled aspen]

I'm pinging the entirety of the user base that has typed in ogryn chat for this one chief.

[acoustic dune]

God I wish I would have a easier way to shave

Waxing my face sound neat

However wax are expensive for its one time use

[static sky]

Lake Superior Agates are bangers.

[acoustic dune]

Did you steal that stone

If you did

It's the law to tell us

[static sky]

Yes. I stole it from the beach.

It’s proof I touch grass!

[grizzled aspen]

"Stole" implies someone owned that rock before you.

[static sky]

Mother Nature. Don’t sleep on the mommy of all things outdoor

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-low-tier-god-ltg-gif-4022085103641635431

[acoustic dune]

The government prob

[grizzled aspen]

Mother nature can't figure out what the weather here is supposed to be, ever. I think she can suffer a few insults here and there for what she puts me through.

[placid fiber]

Same for here

the high is 50's and 60's all week when it's supposed to be 30's or lower(farenheit)

[static sky]

Where I’m at. We almost lost all our snow yesterday. Just for it to reappear last night. I got a grudge against her. I’ll steal all mommy nattys rocks.

[grizzled aspen]

It keeps swinging between below freezing and high 60s and I keep fucking getting sick.

[acoustic dune]

What's that in celsius

[grizzled aspen]

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!

[grizzled aspen]

Like 19c or something for 50s and 60s.

[acoustic dune]

Ah

[grizzled aspen]

Comfortable temperatures.

[static sky]

50’s is tropical

[acoustic dune]

Me think 25° is a good tempature

[grizzled aspen]

You are a fucking lizard.

Go back to your terrarium.

[placid fiber]

I like how 50 degrees farenheit is 10 degrees celsius

[acoustic dune]

Again
South East asian

I hate the cold

[grizzled aspen]

Go lick your eyeball and sit on a warm rock.

[placid fiber]

just like how -40 degrees farenheit is -40 celsius

[acoustic dune]

I would

[static sky]

This is my hellscape

[acoustic dune]

I love sun bathing in a coat

[placid fiber]

That is literally what I am used to this time of year

[grizzled aspen]

50s F is like standard fall temperatures.

[placid fiber]

^

[static sky]

Perfect working weather. Just warm enough to break a sweat but not hot enough to roast.

[acoustic dune]

50s F would make me sleep with the blanket uptop me face

[grizzled aspen]

50s F is shorts and t-shirt weather for me.

[hearty nebula]

guys its joever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cakg3t0QY

[acoustic dune]

And I arleady me sleeping with 2 blanky stack on each other

[hearty nebula]

[placid fiber]

I am too used too 50's dropping into 30's after I get off work so I always make sure I am prepared >.>

[grizzled aspen]

I keep warm stuff in my car for that purpose.

[acoustic dune]

God sweating while sleeping is neat

[static sky]

This is fun. This is fine. I love my life

[grizzled aspen]

Full on winter coat, blankets, and pillows, folded up in the back hatch.

[acoustic dune]

Jesus christ american paper house

[static sky]

You can’t see the steal and timbers. It’s a little more than paper.

[acoustic dune]

Still

Compare to else where

[placid fiber]

smart

[acoustic dune]

If would have been all concrete

[static sky]

I know. OSB sheathing…

[placid fiber]

I don't drive so I have to take what I need with me >.>'

[acoustic dune]

Even other wood house seem more safe then this

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/i-drive-roblox-i-drive-roblox-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-roblox-gif-10959183802455553640

[static sky]

It’s an above ground fallout shelter.

[placid fiber]

Lucky, you're eyes can't miss human sized things >.>

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/oranguta-orangutan-driving-wipping-hell-yeah-gif-27400372

[placid fiber]

being able to have humans just not appear in my vision... it is rough :/

[grizzled aspen]

The amount of times I have gotten off work to see that my car is stuck in the ice and snow and I have to wait until my brother gets off work to get me home is immeasurable.

[acoustic dune]

Wait you need glasses?

[placid fiber]

It doesn't happen often, but, I've ran into people cuz my eyes just said "lolno, u can't see them"

[stone fern]

2 new episodes of re:zero dropped

shits fire

[placid fiber]

Yes, I am nearly legally blind in my left eye

[acoustic dune]

Can't you carry like a bag of salt or smth?

[grizzled aspen]

You think I'm gonna repeatedly go outside to my car while I'm at work and re salt the area around it?

[placid fiber]

ice melt would only do so much, and it would get expensive af

[drowsy steppe]

they done released fishnets on zealot

[stone fern]

just open the forum

the amount salt there should be enough

[acoustic dune]

Just salt your car

Like you would salt a pan

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/salty-salt-salt-bae-gif-18798403

[grizzled aspen]

The lizard man is trying to advise me, the northman, on how to handle cold weather...

[placid fiber]

ikr?

The weather sometimes just says fuck you

[acoustic dune]

I am a happily cold blooded lizard yes yes

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I do not mind sitting in my car for a few hours in the cold and taking a nap.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeball-lick-gif-18201449

[grizzled aspen]

In fact I prefer to sleep when it's cold.

[static sky]

The sign of a true Northman.

[acoustic dune]

I despise the cold

It force me to sleep with outfit

I do t like to wear ourfit

[grizzled aspen]

Drop the temperature to below freezing year round. I crave it.

[acoustic dune]

Winter make me crave to own a soviet style gas mask for heat

[grizzled aspen]

Bonus points if I can see my breath when I lie down to sleep.

[static sky]

I keep my window open year round. I need ice in my veins to sleep. Not meth… I swear. It may be a ICE age in the north, but I ain’t about it.

[placid fiber]

1 thing I love about winter: no annoying ass bugs :/

having a fly buzz by your ear is annoying as hell <.<

[static sky]

Have you fought the Japanese lady bug hordes??? Bugs don’t go away during winter. They come inside

[acoustic dune]

This is why I live with multiple spiders

[tawdry hinge]

its so peak

[grizzled aspen]

The tiny ass mosquito on its way to buzz 2cm away from my ear, then fly away when I try swatting it, and repeat this all night:

[placid fiber]

exactly ^

[violet hornet]

You were doing crazy damage with that fgs, I'm gonna have to learn that someday

[acoustic dune]

You should buy those asian mosquito kriller

[tawdry hinge]

sword go funny

[violet hornet]

How I sleep knowing all the mosquitoes are dead or frozen in lakes

[grizzled aspen]

I could also keep my house so cold that bugs simply cannot survive in it.

[static sky]

It’s like how they sleep knowing you’ll be there when they thaw out.

[acoustic dune]

Or own multiple spiders roomate

And or lizard

[static sky]

The only way to combat mosquitoes is gender genocide. Only females bite. Lure them with your life force. And when they take the bait. SMACK!!!!

EQUALITY

[acoustic dune]

So a normal genocide

[static sky]

Idk what a male squito looks like. I can’t be sure if it’s normal or not.

[acoustic dune]

like a mosquito

https://tenor.com/view/hehehe-gif-8803924313447176056

[static sky]

Now I gots to google it

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/17/77/161777488adcdd768da2499fa2c9c2ed.png

They got gangsta hair

[placid fiber]

Looks the same to me aside from the fur or w/e on the antenna

[misty helm]

welcome to Taxonomy

it only gets worse

[placid fiber]

mosquitos usually leave me alone... and go for my wife. The flies are what go after me :/

[static sky]

Cancer!!!!!!

[placid fiber]

I don't know the last time I was bit by a mosquito

[grizzled aspen]

Mosquitoes here are straight up armor plated tanks.

[placid fiber]

one can only hope

[grizzled aspen]

I've slapped them only for them to get off me and fly away.

[placid fiber]

Oof

[static sky]

Flies eat death. Squitos crave pure blood

[grizzled aspen]

And they're little bastards that'll bite your ass through your lawn chair.

[placid fiber]

the flies don't bite me, they just buzz around me

[static sky]

Even worser!!!!

Your so gone even the flies say NOPE

[placid fiber]

[static sky]

What about wood ticks????

Do they avoid you to?

[placid fiber]

We don't have ticks where I live, or at least they aren't common

We live in town and I don't go dancing around in the grass

[static sky]

You cleared an entire area??? That blood must really be toxic

[tranquil saddle]

Hmmmm heretics

[tranquil saddle]

They couldn’t handle the love for the emperor like me so I covered my face

Also zealot I’m having a lot of fun with

Reminds me of funny rat game zealot

[static sky]

My sweet sweet ogre boy. Covering your face is mandatory. We’ve discussed this. It’s to offensive for the unvaccinated

I mean uninitiated

[tranquil saddle]

Other classes then zealot

[grizzled aspen]

Titus is smaller than Malum.

[static sky]

I need to come clean with you all. I’ve been hiding secrets. I am starting a Rat Army for the Emperor! They will be like skaven but cuter.

[hearty nebula]

lore accurate zealot

[stone fern]

wrong malum is first born titus is now primarus

[hearty nebula]

yeah he might be taller

but he's not as big of a man as malum

[stone fern]

ye

[hearty nebula]

thus

titus is smaller

[stone fern]

🙄

didnt say epso facto doesnt count

[hearty nebula]

i don't speak loser nerd

[tranquil saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-zealot-pain-gif-25557240

[static sky]

All hail king Nibbles

And lady SoPretty

[tranquil saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-eyebrow-raise-vermintide-gif-24052002

[static sky]

In a year I’ll have thousands of troops to dedicate to the great crusade of the horned ra… I mean emporah!

[placid fiber]

KING NIBBLES!

[static sky]

I did have a Julius Cheeser but I had to part ways with him. He didn’t play nice with anything.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

Sounds about right, given the name lol

[static sky]

Hindsight is 20/20

😦

Now I’m sad again. My poor ratty boy.

[placid fiber]

At least you have nibbles n da lady

[static sky]

Thank you. I needed to hear that. RIP Julius Cheeser. Long Live King Nibbles

[placid fiber]

It helps taking count of what you have, rather than what you lost. :3

[static sky]

Truer words have never been spoken. Even though the bugs dislike you. I think you’re top notch!

[placid fiber]

I, in general, have a positive outlook on things. Adhd might be part of the reason >.>

[static sky]

Personally I blame autism. Just joking.

[placid fiber]

[static sky]

We need more positive people in the world.

[hearty nebula]

wrong we need more haters

[static sky]

Hate, Hate, Hate!!! Bring back the haters ball!!!

Skig skags and scallywhops

[pale spindle]

TRUUUUU

[paper pine]

Can now carry scrolls instead of book

[fleet zealot]

i need more reactions to this or i will explode

[placid fiber]

Done

[fleet zealot]

thanks

[misty helm]

Mustelid detonation averted

[acoustic dune]

ye lads what po-- GOOD HEAVENS

[hushed knoll]

Hi wolfy

[acoustic dune]

hi stan

what did you make today for food

[placid fiber]

just imagine how many I could do if I had nitro lol

[acoustic dune]

its 10 dilla

dew it

it would be funny

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[hushed knoll]

I will show you later

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[hushed knoll]

It will involve yogurt based dressing

[placid fiber]

on what?

[hushed knoll]

Things

[placid fiber]

What kinds of things?

[hushed knoll]

Stuff

[placid fiber]

I'm going to assume burgers

[placid fiber]

or pizza <.<

Oh God... that makes me imagine Stan using yogurt in the place of pizza sauce...

[sullen forge]

Didn’t realize artstation dropped some new weapons

But there’s no way in hell this is Veteran, this is 100% Zealot

[frosty herald]

thats a really good find

[gray compass]

BIG FUCKING AXE LET'S GOOOO

[frosty herald]

if its one handed im tweaking tf out

either a greataxe or none

[frosty herald]

could you link the page

[vast basin]

cool, now to wait a year for it to come out

[frosty herald]

gale didnt respond within 1 minute i hope he explodes into 10 billion pieces

[sullen forge]

Check driptide

[sullen forge]

There’s also hammers

Not Thammer

Hammers

With how comically huge one is I expect Ogryn

Zealot and Ogryn is my bet

Still hoping veteran gets SOMETHING

[candid shuttle]

No eat shit

[sullen forge]

Melee wise at least

[candid shuttle]

We will get

[sullen forge]

Personally we should gut Veteran

[fleet zealot]

vets are getting something

[sullen forge]

Remove everything about the class

[candid shuttle]

We will get nothing

[fleet zealot]

but it's probably a gun

[frosty herald]

vet getting power axe would be hilarious

[candid shuttle]

Hells last commissar

[fleet zealot]

like, we know vet is getting something, it's probably just a gun that isn't in the game yet

[sullen forge]

Highly doubt it

[signal spoke]

Funny enough that they deleted the post

[candid shuttle]

With that much aura farming I think FS is catching on

[sullen forge]

That’s a Zealot melee

[frosty herald]

big ass cloak for zealot

https://tenor.com/view/money-cash-payday-much-money-gif-14273329

[sullen forge]

My money is those two are

[signal spoke]

Wacky cloth physics

[sullen forge]

Ogryn for hammer

Zealot for 2 Handed Paxe

[solar gorge]

Idk what their reference was for the first one but it doesn't look very good

[candid shuttle]

Vet one is hot ass

[frosty herald]

this is 100% an accidental leak

[solar gorge]

4th one is in game

[frosty herald]

if a powerfist model leaked i wouldve jumped in the air saying yippie

[solar gorge]

it's the trooper's medallion iirc

[undone pewter]

They've been removed now

They were not meant to be posted 100%

[sullen forge]

Accidental leak

Shit that explains the nothing regarding Vet stuff

[undone pewter]

But I saved them

[sullen forge]

Shit well good news for-

HOLY PEAK

[undone pewter]

These are just models no textures we have no idea what stages these weapons are at

These could have been finished last week

[sullen forge]

SINGLE BLADED WEAPONS MY BELOVED

[frosty herald]

fuck me

[sullen forge]

Anyways good news for Zealots and Ogryns though

[frosty herald]

did you save everything

[undone pewter]

Vets getting a stubber or hotshot I can feel it

[sullen forge]

Accidental leak you know what new toys you’re getting

[frosty herald]

are the weapons cosmetic sets npcs and charms the entire leak

or are there still other images that couldnt be downloaded in time

[undone pewter]

Alright

[sullen forge]

Maining the fuck out of that

[signal spoke]

Never saw that one??

[undone pewter]

Catachan Psyker
Tallarn Zealot
Tallarn Psyker
Steel legion thingy
Last 2 are tagged as npcs

[signal spoke]

That looks a 2H axe?

[frosty herald]

both axes are 100% 2 marks

[solar gorge]

I hope the new vet weapon is laser based, can't stand that whole bullet nonsense

[frosty herald]

alongside the sledgehammers being marks

[static sky]

Ogryns should get a storm bolter or plasma incinerator

[undone pewter]

Oh yeah these are classed as

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1344571010350841877/image.png?ex=67c164d5&is=67c01355&hm=2c896f59d5064069bc00a0d2a9cc220bf188730b2bed70ab06e9d9400c5c3351&

[frosty herald]

any vet stuff?

[signal spoke]

So for now that we might be getting 2 or 3 new weapons if they are released next update

[undone pewter]

No

[frosty herald]

or the axe being relegated to a class

[undone pewter]

Well nothing I saw there was a shovel skin

[undone pewter]

The hammer says [weapon] [Ogryn]
Power axe says [weapon]

Make of that as you will

[stone fern]

WHAT

TWO HANDED POWER AXE?

[fleet zealot]

power axe for all human-sized classes

I CALLED IT

[stone fern]

no i called it first

[fleet zealot]

what if i throw a ferret at your nose

[stone fern]

i would throw it back holding a poweraxe

[acoustic dune]

Oh great ferret keeper

I ask of thee

[plucky gate]

no way, charge blade from monster hunter

[acoustic dune]

For ferret happery

[signal spoke]

I tried to search the page name and apparently these were the only two Darktide artstation pages from Red Hot GC before be deleted

[sullen forge]

They took it down immediately

Too bad we’re starved enough to immediately jump on that

[frosty herald]

it does generate excitement

[signal spoke]

I wonder if this is a recent colaboration with FS and Red Hot

[static sky]

In about a year my great rat army will be ready to combat your ferret hordes. No longer will we have to live under your tyrannical yoke of super cute ferret pics drip fed.

[sullen forge]

Anyways I bet Vet is getting something, just it wasn’t leaked obviously

However

I guarantee Paxe is Zealot

[stone fern]

cope

[frosty herald]

still coping for powerfist

[sullen forge]

Literally betting right now

[frosty herald]

or power axe being for both vet and zealot

[acoustic dune]

What about the otter hive mind

[frosty herald]

seeing as vet is the only class without a 2 handed melee

[signal spoke]

2H hammer for Ogryn is pretty hype tbh

[sullen forge]

Psyker main who can’t handle a bullet hitting them once saying this btw 🚬

[static sky]

1 biblical threat at a time.

[signal spoke]

Hope it will be a pretty fun and different than the Pickaxes

[acoustic dune]

And the mouse emporium?

[sullen forge]

Finally another melee that isn’t just Pickaxe

[stone fern]

hey i play everything except vet

vet is more fun to build than play

[undone pewter]

I mean probably. It's more done than a freshly modeled axe since playtesters have offhandedly mentioned they've tested it

[static sky]

Add it to the rat book of grudges.

[signal spoke]

I am coping that we get the 2H power axe or one blade 2h axe for Ogryn

But I could see the 2D Paxe be zealot

[acoustic dune]

And the democratic Republic of worm?

[undone pewter]

The hammer is for ogryns

[fleet zealot]

wrong reply

[static sky]

They need more democracy

[undone pewter]

This is like when secrets of the machine god came out and ogryn players throught they were getting 3 weapons

Greedy

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-through-wall-dumb-wall-gif-18326556

[acoustic dune]

What about the nasty eldritch that are drop bears

[frosty herald]

Willing to bet that these arent all of the weapons

[lean cairn]

Any more?

[frosty herald]

There are more models that didnt get leaked methinks

[sullen forge]

Probably like 1-2 content updates from now expect those 2

I’d say like-

[frosty herald]

Posted some in the server

[sullen forge]

Everything we could dig up before they immediately took it down

[signal spoke]

Big hammer and other one blade axe

[sullen forge]

So it’s an accidental leak probs

[signal spoke]

Not just weapons and also new cosmetic sets and potentially NPCs for future update

[lean cairn]

No duel wield weapons lmao

[static sky]

OMG!!!!!!! You can buy hats for rats!!! Humanity still has a chance at universal supremacy.

[solar gorge]

only ogryn deserves that

dual fists

[frosty herald]

im gonna be honest chief

i dont think were getting dual wield weapons in the game

[carmine falcon]

good god i love these arabian ahh inspired outfits i forgot the warhammer name for em

[signal spoke]

Would be cool to have dual wield but not surprised if we never get them

[undone pewter]

You should look at the message above the pictures :p

[signal spoke]

this one?

[carmine falcon]

nvm boss im blind

[carmine falcon]

yes and the other one

[frosty herald]

the axe

[carmine falcon]

the bdsm zealot one looks funny tho

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gimli-axe-nervous-system-embedded-gif-14136868

[stone fern]

im telling u guys

brunt is gonna be on a mission finding us new weapons and we end up rescuing him and getting the new weapons

[undone pewter]

Yet somehow we get the weapons beforehand

[carmine falcon]

do the tallaran guys have a giant ass curved power sword in lore?

[frosty herald]

brunt kindly reverse engineered rinda's sword

nah

they do have curved sabres and fight on horseback

[carmine falcon]

shame
i'd buy a giant ass big curved arabian sword

[misty ravine]

I'm sure some of their officers do, let me check an old codex from when they still had named characters

I definitely believe that some regular ass human beheaded an Autarch

[carmine falcon]

me likey

[misty ravine]

Maybe he just executed one who was already near death due to artillery

[carmine falcon]

holy peak

[stone fern]

IT WAS RED AND YELLOW AND GREEN AND PURPLE AND ORANGE

[carmine falcon]

gonna read up on how warhammah handles these arab inspired factions

no way they'd be worshiping da embrah

https://tenor.com/view/behave-yourself-by-allah-taste-of-my-shoe-angry-mad-gif-17675875

[stone fern]

nah we worship the emperor

[carmine falcon]

heresy!

[acoustic dune]

jesus christ why does the helldiver 2 server has a 30sec cooldown

[full nebula]

Brunts gonna bring melta rifle for vet with shitty ammo economy. Every random will devour all the ammo possible while spamming it

[placid fiber]

so... what rando vets already do?

[acoustic dune]

we need a lmg gun for vet

a lasy lmg

[misty ravine]

Also everyone will be a vet to play with the new vet toys. Also none of them will have Scavenger (Melta will somehow need Fire Team to hit breakpoints)

[full nebula]

Yes but even worse because bad ammo economy with good damage, bolter 2.0

[undone pewter]

Have you been on it

[acoustic dune]

for a second

[undone pewter]

Yeah it sucks

[full nebula]

They should just focus on making human weapons with a couple ogryn ones thrown in

[frosty herald]

We need a lascannon on vet

[undone pewter]

I think it's 100% going to be an lmg

[full nebula]

It'd be a lot easier to make something each human class can use, vs all the specific ones like fgs and whatnot

[misty ravine]

This is what braced autos should have been, instead of "infantry autogun where you can't aim down sight, also regular infantry autoguns can't brace, because... because they just can't ok?!"

[acoustic dune]

tbh i would be happy if i can have a recon braced lasy

mostly so i can use that one skill that give you 10% more crit chance

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-chien-miroir-gif-17966379627446750250

[acoustic dune]

we need a option where braced auto gun doesnt exist

and let you braced any weapon

like jesus

[carmine falcon]

braced auto
fires better when none braced
?????

[undone pewter]

Brace auto gun
Shoots faster?

[acoustic dune]

its like that one ghost in the shell clip

[carmine falcon]

idk what varient i use but its plenty fast from hip fire and bracing it just makes the bullets go ping bong wahoooo

[carmine falcon]

which

[acoustic dune]

hang on

lemme go get the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpqdYt9hw2g

[carmine falcon]

oh lmao

[acoustic dune]

1:20

[misty helm]

holding the barrel makes the spread magically become so much worse

[vast basin]

yeah the only braced auto that you actually want to brace is graia

[tame sluice]

I do like the existence of the braced autoguns as higher damage but non-finesse versions of the infantry autoguns

[vast basin]

and only because lol attack speed fast

[tame sluice]

to kind of cater to what people expect from an assault rifle

[carmine falcon]

actually true lmao

[tame sluice]

It's a large part of why people liked them so much before power creep stole their souls

[acoustic dune]

hipfire the bolter

[misty ravine]

nooooo you can't contact the barrel you're messing up the harmonics
Imagine how insufferable 40k admech versions of guntubers circa 2009 would be

[acoustic dune]

thats what we truly want

[carmine falcon]

hipfiring bolter with dance of death

[acoustic dune]

hipfiring the bolter does damage to you

peak

[carmine falcon]

this is the version i like

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-space-marines-warhammer40k-astartes-astartes-film-bolter-astartes-film2space-marine-shooting-gif-26385360

this

i want this

[carmine falcon]

my arm hurts watching this

[acoustic dune]

if it doesnt detach my shoulder to space

i dont want it

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/memri-tv-memri-by-allah-you-peiple-are-dogs-i-will-go-on-as-usual-allah-by-allah-gif-21056227

[sullen forge]

Memri TV my beloved

[misty ravine]

This but 1200 RPM

[acoustic dune]

if this was the recoil

being a pink mist

doesnt sound that bad

[misty ravine]

Around Elves Watch Yourselves

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fidget-spinner-elf-on-the-shelf-elf-gif-12975792

smug elf wank

[carmine falcon]

memri my beloved

[zinc talon]

IS

IS THE OGRYN

IN THE COSMETICS PICTURE

WEARING GUYLINER

HE IS

HES WEARING GUYLINER

[fleet zealot]

beautiful lad

[copper hawk]

omg he's slaying

[fleet zealot]

"Makeup is fucking great because it makes a guy look beautiful, which a lot of times a guy is not beautiful and I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everyone thinks guys are beautiful"

[zinc talon]

himbo stans tryna not break a sweat

[copper hawk]

his body is tea

[fleet zealot]

Pete Wentz

[zinc talon]

great quote

who's he

the question remains...did the ogryn answer when I asked what his name was

or did he fart

nobody's dying....so I think he said that

[neon relic]

Odd question but how far is 40m

[hard nexus]

are the new cosmetics good

[carmine falcon]

nope

[hard nexus]

you can see it when u ping enemies

[sullen forge]

From what I can tell it’s mainly slop

[hard nexus]

and locations

[sullen forge]

But it’s dependent on your taste

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-eaten-gif-14302148

[sullen forge]

“Hi.”

[misty ravine]

43.745 yards
(go to psykanium and ping enemies to get a feel for it)

[misty ravine]

Average Instagram ad

[undone pewter]

#darktide-driptide message

#darktide-driptide message

[hearty nebula]

fucking finally

[misty ravine]

https://youtu.be/EUcPz2cuJCk?si=8JBc08WlqbmeubIM

[misty nova]

Them jungle mosquitoes gotta love those clothes

[misty nova]

🗣️

[misty nova]

Also that's a lot of dead Orks on that autogun cosmetic

[misty nova]

And the Hsword cosmetic "Orksbane" implies that they're not Unyielding nor Carapace

[hard nexus]

abysmal dogshit

[stone fern]

now do reapers

[misty nova]

The knife one looks decent

[misty ravine]

Run of the mill orks with their T-shirt Save probably count as Unarmored, just with a lot of HP

[stone fern]

wait how do you not have the block one?

just get a shield on ogryn and plant

[hearty nebula]

why would i play ogryn

[misty nova]

Aight then
Get a deflector psyker

[hearty nebula]

no

[misty ravine]

Could do it with Deflector sword

[stone fern]

because ogryn lets you mentally disassociate

you can travel through time

blink and the mission is over

[misty helm]

head empty, only rashuns

[misty ravine]

That's Zealot, Ogryn causes time dilation and makes 25 minutes feel like 40

[hearty nebula]

bruh

[stone fern]

nah thats ogryn

[misty mason]

Oh well look at that

[stone fern]

i can play shield with my eyes closed

[tight scroll]

this only ever happens to me when I play pubs cus I swear, the way some people play takes away like a year of my life

[hearty nebula]

reaper will be done whenever it's done

i have 400 kills left for it

[misty mason]

They're making a Darktide Wrath and Glory book

[sullen forge]

You will stay either in one spot or Carry the weight of the world on your shoulders

[misty ravine]

That game still exists?

[tight scroll]

I swear, the shit I've seen in pubs, its surprising I haven't ripped off all the hair on my head lmao

[misty ravine]

Come to think of it I've seen a Darktide board game at my FLGS

[tight scroll]

imagine a Hero Forge-esque system where you could make miniatures of your rejects

I'd pay for it tbh

[misty ravine]

Even an entry level 3D printer would make better faces than this game's character creator lul

[tight scroll]

b-but that's half the charm

[sterile stone]

Ngl some haircuts that didn't look like they came from the local drug den would be nice.

[hearty nebula]

^

the hairstyles in this game are dogass

and most of them clip with basic cosmetics that you'd get from penances

[misty nova]

Go bald or go home

🗣️

[sterile stone]

I don't feel represented

With my curly mixed afro centric hairstyle

Plz fix

[hushed knoll]

Things that make you go 🐣

[misty ravine]

You know who else was bald? Horus.

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-18348698948575815487

[sterile stone]

@sullen forge It lurks

[misty ravine]

Also I see Sour Milk is selling something with 381 base stat total

[zinc talon]

IT WIGGLES

[carmine falcon]

run n gun on cowboy revolver kinda peak?

[zinc talon]

bolt pistol's more fun

I have more fun using that pistol than about anything else in darktide

god the fuckin slop shots you can pull off

[carmine falcon]

yeah i like bpistol the most but im rying things out

[zinc talon]

idk why I just never took to the revolver

[sullen forge]

Why does this game seem so familiar

[carmine falcon]

with run n gun on cowboy revolver the braced spam is noticeably more accurate

[zinc talon]

maybe cuz it feels outta place in 40k? I haven't ever put my finger on the why

[sterile stone]

SCP 5k

[zinc talon]

oh I bet

revolver gets the 30% accuracy side bonus right?

[sullen forge]

Oh also @sterile stone guess what’s getting ported to BO3 tomorrow

[zinc talon]

bolt pistol!

[sullen forge]

Custom map

[zinc talon]

oh

[sterile stone]

Nuketown?

[sullen forge]

https://youtu.be/mbZau2xOHVk?si=Y2pz5sr_I27mafnR

[zinc talon]

blegh

[carmine falcon]

yessir

[zinc talon]

nice

[sterile stone]

Hmmm

[zinc talon]

idk if you have a weapon that has it for the smols

but ogri get this

[sullen forge]

Full faithful Die Rise port

[zinc talon]

I don't recognize the name

[sullen forge]

I honestly enjoyed the map with it’s difficulty

[zinc talon]

is it from an earlier black ops game?

[sullen forge]

Better than TranZit that’s for sure holy

Black Ops 2

DLC 1

[zinc talon]

gotcha

[sterile stone]

I won't hold you chief

[sullen forge]

Back when they used Comic panels for map intros

[copper hawk]

goobie gibber flibber womp

[sterile stone]

I'm waiting for a remaster of shadows of evil

[copper hawk]

smeckle tickle zippy zap

gawunga bawunga fawigga womp

[zinc talon]

oh shit I was wrong about ogri geting it

it's on shock maul

I was thinking for flamer not revolver

total brain fart

[tame sluice]

shock maul ranged attack when

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-bolt-gif-10297555197318505984

I love me some shock maul

nimble as the knife with a whole lotta you're now going sideways

[zinc talon]

hell I betcha falter paired with bolt pistol would make the aoe stagger bigly yuge

[misty nova]

"You call this resisting arrest?" 🗣️

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-cat-brain-ice-cream-gif-25160275

[fleet zealot]

only by 30%

i think the target you weakspot gets the big bonus

[zinc talon]

oh I know I didn't mean the size

I meant what it would then stagger

might be able to hold a pack of maulers or ragers at that point

[fleet zealot]

yee, it's only 30% for the explosion idk how much that is

[zinc talon]

will test

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-nice-bite-lip-amazing-ungh-gif-15649426

my collection of dump-stat-less weapons is expanding nicely

they're so easy to scan for too

just look for the lowest stat on a weapon

and try to increase that lowest stat as much as possible

the theoretical is 4 75's and an 80

so technically you could find a 76x5

but as far as I know there isn't a weapon with a breakpoint requirement higher than the flamer's 74% to the burn stat

so you lose essentially nothing by taking down that stat category a couple of points

and doing that across all 4 stats allows you to pump up your dump stat to the point the weapon doesn't have a dump stat

so no longer will you have to search endlessly through 8080808060 to find the mix you want

or decide between which stat to dump on a weapon that could have more than one

just find the highest value lowest stat you can and everything else sorts itself

plus you end up getting to show off absolutely GOD TIER weapons like this

and most importantly

priddy numbas is betta den bigga numbas

and /soapbox thank you for coming to my ted talk be sure to tune in next time for another episode of Dude I Didn't Ask

[sullen forge]

Still think it’s incredibly hilarious how Veteran and Ogryn are the only two classes atm that have a weapon that genuinely have to have unusual stat combos to min max a weapon

Ripper gun and Plasma

[carmine falcon]

the plasma one seems impossible to get

[zinc talon]

what's the unicorn stat split for those two?

I've been using the same ripper 6 for so long I don't even care what's meta anymore lol

[sullen forge]

66% Ammo 74% Collat

[misty helm]

"we call this a difficulty tweak!"

[sullen forge]

Reason on 66% ammo is cause each shell will proc exactly 1 stack of blaze away

5 shells 5 stacks

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pittsburgh-steelers-ben-roethlisberger-gif-11732237

now I'm curious

I think with an ammo stat highenough to get all 21 rounds in a ripper

yeah even with a ripper 6 one trigger pull equals one stack

phew

[stone fern]

i refuse to play anything other than kickback until fatshark fixes ogryn ranged weapons

[zinc talon]

this gun never fails to make me at least chuckle

so much CHUNK

[heady rapids]

wym

thats a bad thing

unless you for some reason want to have 1 stack per 2 shots fired

and not 1 for 1

[zinc talon]

oh I see what you mean

per shell fired instead of

[heady rapids]

also does 60 vs 66 matter? does 66 give you reserves?

[zinc talon]

I'd prefer the extra ammo cap msyelf

[sullen forge]

Me who occasionally runs Calva Flech for the sole purpose stacking a shit ton of debuffs

[zinc talon]

cuz ripper 6 keeps its accuracy 100% past a certain distance

[heady rapids]

id assume the damage bonus outweighs the ammo count boost

[zinc talon]

and each round is big enough to at least stagger everything but ogri and ragers

[sullen forge]

You ever try 5?

[zinc talon]

I haaaaaaave buuuuuut

[sullen forge]

Straight up counter snipe if you can control unbraced recoil

[zinc talon]

I always feel like the third round is wasted

[sullen forge]

Shits insane

[zinc talon]

I'll try it again in the new game build

hyaven't in a while

[heady rapids]

q cancel

[zinc talon]

the 6 is my go to if the team isn't pulling weight on ranged specials

I think three pellets will kill a sniper

[sullen forge]

5 is mine

[zinc talon]

cuz of minimum damage shenanigans

[sullen forge]

5 has very few pellets but the min pellet for full damage calculations blah blah

Yeah that’s why it’s good at counter sniping lmao

[zinc talon]

yep I remember alllllll the noise being made when that hit

finally rippers were at least usable again

[heady rapids]

i still dont know whta mk6 is useful for tbh

[solar gorge]

This reminds me I have yet to tryout the heavy stubber

[heady rapids]

i know that mk5 has better pellet count and mk2 has better braced pellet count

[zinc talon]

so it's amazing at horde clear on level ground

the pellets penetrate even if they don't kill

so on a bridge or corridor it's just balefire

it's also super controllable at range

and the pellet spread stops after a certain distance

[solar gorge]

I also have yet to see an Ogryn use the heavy stubber

[zinc talon]

yeah isn't that amazing

me either

they just don't feel satisfying to use

[fleet zealot]

i've seen it

[zinc talon]

the ammo cap is too small to be firing automatically unless you're in a magdumping situation

[fleet zealot]

it is pretty good