zealot-class

[sterile stone]

Sooo....

[twin wagon]

I am legally obligated to say I am friends with contra, be nice

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-still-alive-back-from-the-dead-gif-14592821

[hard nexus]

i’m not !

[frozen kernel]

Who shot my dog

[sterile stone]

A autistic guy who's got a bit of a streak to him.....

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/wiimote-wii-remote-rabbids-shake-wii-pokemon-gif-6115437433923814727

[sterile stone]

And by that I mean

[hard nexus]

(i dont actually remember contra)

[olive raven]

I am obligated to say I give no fucks

[twin wagon]

I'll send him everything if that's fine

[olive raven]

He made me have enough fucking strokes for one life

[vernal terrace]

sandslash

he is so cool

[sterile stone]

Bro is friends with a guy who harrassed a person

[olive raven]

Wait HUH

[sterile stone]

And admitted to nearly killing a guy with a fire extinguisher

[olive raven]

WHAT

[twin wagon]

We all have our moments

[olive raven]

HOW

[sterile stone]

YOU DON'T REMEMBER THIS

[frozen kernel]

And poisoning the water supply

[olive raven]

DO YOU EVEN

WHY DO YOU THINK ID WASTE MEMORY ON THIS

[sterile stone]

YOU DON'T REMEMBER HIM SAYING HE NEARLY BEAT A GUY UNCONCIOUS WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER

[olive raven]

ITS FUNNIER TO RELEARN

WHATTTT

I THOUGHT HE SPRAYED THE MF

NOT BEAT EM

[sterile stone]

NO

[twin wagon]

(they lacks the lore)

[copper hawk]

I believe everything everyone tells me on the internet

[frozen kernel]

Very robust, gamer

[median steeple]

OWL !

[hard nexus]

creature of feathers, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom

[copper hawk]

Especially acts of super edgy sigma male violence

[olive raven]

I love the confusion on me

[frozen kernel]

Phonk music

[hard nexus]

but the crimes

thy kind

[sterile stone]

Nah but on god tho

[olive raven]

Didn’t I like

[hard nexus]

have committed against humanity

[frozen kernel]

But the horrors

The horrors!

[olive raven]

Make contra cry during an argument onetime

[copper hawk]

On gah

[olive raven]

Can’t remember

Dude was fuming

[sterile stone]

The funniest bit was the goth girl monologue he went on

Shit sent me to jupiter

[hard nexus]

erm it’s pronounced abysmal dogshit

[olive raven]

WAIT I REMEMBER THIS

[copper hawk]

I miss paradise

[olive raven]

sitting here giggling over this shit

[obsidian prairie]

Guh

[olive raven]

Good times

[twin wagon]

And that's why, despite everything, Contra good, puts a smile on your face

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[olive raven]

I mean

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-crying-crying-mario-stairs-gif-20008055

[hard nexus]

in times like this..

[olive raven]

So does fucking beetlejuice on Howard stern bro

Doesn’t make em funny

Makes em funny lookin

[twin wagon]

I miss Darcy

[olive raven]

Or soundin

[hard nexus]

errmm

no

[olive raven]

Oh naur 😭

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/clipboard-food-fight-animated-gif-5042796

[copper hawk]

Im still friends w darcy on darktide

[median steeple]

Darcy coming back

[olive raven]

Is Zoe still in this server @sterile stone

Or just her server

[olive raven]

Also who the FUCK is tanner argus

[sterile stone]

I dunno

[hard nexus]

i need to make this a sticker

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-stomp-af1-air-force1-big-foot-gif-16260191

[median steeple]

wooooolll

[sterile stone]

I never bothered to check

[hard nexus]

dt youtuber that sucks and babyrages at everything

[sterile stone]

Autistic guy who has a critical stance on this game

[olive raven]

So

[vernal terrace]

please nerf

[olive raven]

The average player

?

[sterile stone]

But he has some really really strong political takes aswell..

[hard nexus]

basically but he has a following

[olive raven]

WAIT

[median steeple]

@hard nexus would you be down if I pinged you with something horrific

[olive raven]

IS THIS THE GUY

[heady rapids]

the purest soul to have ever touched this server

[olive raven]

FROM LIKE

AWHILE BACK

[twin wagon]

Tanner is the best content creator for darktide and always right on takes about characters he doesn't play, like Ogryn

[hard nexus]

go ahead

[sterile stone]

I mena he could be

[olive raven]

OH MY YES

[vernal terrace]

the average question from a hasbin hotel fan

[olive raven]

HE IS

I REMNEBE THIS ONE

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[olive raven]

I didn’t dissociate for that I guess

[sterile stone]

Remnebe

[median steeple]

cica look at what I sent

[olive raven]

Oh yea Argus you seen the new tat?

[sterile stone]

Yeah

It slaps

[olive raven]

Da bird one?

[sullen forge]

Why does he do that

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna get tats incase I convert

[spare talon]

a group member in my professional communications course literally showed up with a hazbin shirt to the lecture

[sterile stone]

The one in vinberts place right?

[olive raven]

Dw bru that shit gets forgiven if prior

[sterile stone]

Nah

[olive raven]

Uhhhh yes

Nahhh Argus I read that shit in 3 different languages, it do

but I respect it

[sterile stone]

I was told if you knowingly get a tat after learning it makes you impure

[median steeple]

He's just built different

[vernal terrace]

ill be honest the only thing i know about the show is that i like husk as a character and i watched the first episode

[olive raven]

See I’m alr going to hell so what’s a lil tattoo gonna do

Make me more in hell?

[sterile stone]

You're going to tattoo hell

You're gonna get a full body ink

Of just shitty tats

[olive raven]

Nah honestly

[copper hawk]

I wear my ena shirt all the time around my plt

[olive raven]

I love shitty random tats

[copper hawk]

It's a power move

[olive raven]

I got 3 Pokémon done for funsies

[twin wagon]

Avoiding hell is easy tho, invest in Ogryn coin

or melkcoin even

[median steeple]

mfs too scared to be themselves smh

[vernal terrace]

you know who else is in tattoo hell?

barry from the pub
popeye
and alternative universe mickey mouse

[copper hawk]

It goin 2 duh moooooon

[frozen kernel]

Ah yes, pardon me. Thank you

[sterile stone]

You know at one point I was honestly considering getting my eyes tattoo'd but then I learned there's a 30% chance of you not going blind.

So yeah

Dream crushed

[olive raven]

oh fuckkk I still have to finish my spine tat

[median steeple]

I think therefore no

[olive raven]

Shit

That’ll hurt like a bitch

[hard nexus]

i do not think therefor i do not am

[olive raven]

Yea never do that

Ur eyes too important 😭

[olive raven]

Just wear contacts or some shit 😭

[vernal terrace]

how you can consider something like that and log on here and call other people weird aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i squirm thinking about that

needles and eyes are a no no

[hard nexus]

minor spelling error,

rating: dogshit

[copper hawk]

HUH

[sterile stone]

It looked cool when I was younger

[copper hawk]

Tomorrow at 00:00

Wtff..

[olive raven]

Tbh like

[hard nexus]

future message

[olive raven]

Certain tats I hateeee

[median steeple]

Yung thugs

[olive raven]

Namely face tats

Those are just

Nahhh

[sterile stone]

Face tats is such a bad move man

[olive raven]

I’ve seen some sick ass fuckin scalp tats tho

[sterile stone]

Unless you've got millions or are self employed

[vernal terrace]

everyone ive saw with a face tattoo has looked like they were going to kill and eat me

or that they take heroin

[median steeple]

I'm gonna throttle you

[hard nexus]

he’s on his gng sht dawg icl u js dk how it be

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[sterile stone]

I've seen a few cholos with like full head tats

Nice people

[copper hawk]

Is that english

[median steeple]

Father the shorties don't pay me no mind

[olive raven]

Oh 100%

[copper hawk]

Sneedglish

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-gif-25753614

[hard nexus]

“he’s on his gang shit dawg i can’t lie you just don’t know how it be”

[median steeple]

wolpbrain took over

[olive raven]

I just keep my dumbass at home for a reason Argus 😭

[hard nexus]

no its my inner OG

[sterile stone]

See I keep myself at home cause I spend too much money

[hard nexus]

(original gangster)

[olive raven]

Tbh

When I travel I just

Walk

[sterile stone]

LET ME GET ACCESS TO A FEW MILLY

[copper hawk]

I cant find my sneed headphone headbump gif

[olive raven]

Like I walked idk

[spare talon]

me personally i would leave my smartass at home too

[sterile stone]

I'm moving different

[copper hawk]

So have this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[olive raven]

10 miles through the woods to get to a deer park in Denmark one time

For no reason except deer

[sterile stone]

See

I'm not walking through the woods

[hard nexus]

every time i look at my gifs i scroll past the evil fucked up versions of that gif

[sterile stone]

Like I'll go t the deer park

Or rabbit island

[median steeple]

erm share?

[sterile stone]

Or even visit Quokas

But I'm not going into no damn forest

Nah

Nature and I ain't on good terms like that

[fleet zealot]

Because it’s the other

You target the other

You make a scapegoat

[copper hawk]

Scapeferret

[fleet zealot]

Tie your scapegoats together

[copper hawk]

Scapedeer

[median steeple]

why do you own these @hard nexus

[olive raven]

Just a park full of deer

And hogs for some reason

[fleet zealot]

I like ferrets when they stand up

[sterile stone]

Why his face long

[hard nexus]

i found them when i was trying to look up what character that was in the gif because i didn’t know

so i reverse image searched her

[copper hawk]

Lappland

[hard nexus]

and i found out it’s lappland

[olive raven]

That’s a fucking tongue

[hard nexus]

and also saw evil

[sterile stone]

Freaky ahh

Need to be paying taxes

[fleet zealot]

Little hind legs doing a standing up

They look so silly

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-eto-bleh-eule-silly-bleh-gif-6884929700246845438

[twin wagon]

Pay your taxes shouties

[olive raven]

Dawg I’m not lookin forward to it

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796795318129131582/1125385784380375180/image0_9.gif

[olive raven]

Imma owe like

500$ 😭

[hard nexus]

perhaps a prairie dog

[twin wagon]

[hard nexus]

half life interaction sound here

[sterile stone]

I'm body slamming you through a coffee table

[olive raven]

Dawg I earn 1k a month

Next year is gonna hurt

[median steeple]

I love having write offs baby ! ! ! ! !

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[olive raven]

Paying like 2k in tax a month

[sterile stone]

HOW

THE MATH AIN'T MATHING

[hard nexus]

ok i’m off 2 watch castlevania methinks

[olive raven]

85k that’s how

[hard nexus]

and maybe order fries

hrm..

[olive raven]

I’m rounding dawg

[sterile stone]

I'd cry

[olive raven]

It’s still 5k to my fidelity account every month

So

[sterile stone]

So you're just gonna retire old

And wealthy

[olive raven]

You mean

Young and wealthy

I can retire by 50 at this rate 😭

[vernal terrace]

id rather have more money now to buy dumb stuff i like

[sterile stone]

Bruh

40 onward is just old

Don't lie to me

[median steeple]

No?

[vernal terrace]

retirement is something for the future me who wont exist probably cause this planet is cooked

[olive raven]

Eh either way I prolly ain’t living that long Argus I do too much dumb shit

[spare talon]

or you can just be me and not have money now or later
god bless america

[olive raven]

Like scuba dive in shark water

[sterile stone]

You're off the perc 30s

[median steeple]

Sharks pose little threat to you

[vernal terrace]

45 is the starting line for middle age in the developed world

[olive raven]

Or wrestle a crocodile

[median steeple]

fuck you Jaws

[olive raven]

Or approach a female kangaroo with the male of the herd next to you

[sterile stone]

I'm just waiting to see if I can out live male pattern baldness

They said 30 is the cut off

[olive raven]

Or swim in jelly infested waters

[heady rapids]

30*

[sterile stone]

I got a few more years left

[vernal terrace]

ive already told you whats happening if i start losing my hair

[olive raven]

It’s so fun swimming between Portuguese man o war stingers

[sterile stone]

You could just get implants

[tulip tulip]

if you have instant family thats not bald, you should be ok

[vernal terrace]

YE BUT THAT LOOKS SCARY

[olive raven]

Finasteride + minox

Trust

[vernal terrace]

YOUR WHOLE HEAD STARTS BLEEDING

[spare talon]

im probably not gonna live long either cuz i also do too much dumb shit

such as

[copper hawk]

Kid named estrogen

[olive raven]

You just need to block DHT Argus

That prevents it

[sterile stone]

Is this another instance of someone trying to convince me to take extrogren

[olive raven]

No

[sterile stone]

Oh

Okay

[copper hawk]

Get that estradiol dropper stuff u get 4 ur hair

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002301423935033494/1213208760068079718/mcarthurgato.gif

Seek help

[copper hawk]

So it doesnt fall out

[olive raven]

Fina in low dose is a DHT blocker

[vernal terrace]

i hear this one actually works but you have to commit to alot more than just that

[sterile stone]

Wait wait wait

[carmine falcon]

You go get a hair plant in turkey?

[vernal terrace]

and that aint for me

[olive raven]

DHT is responsible for male pattern baldness

[sterile stone]

Can't you just take b12 and be fine?

[olive raven]

I mean

No

[copper hawk]

Oh my god cole why

[tulip tulip]

it depends on the individual

[sterile stone]

Fair enough

[olive raven]

Like Argus I’m not abt to try making you take estrogen cuz imma be real

You’d look horrid

[vernal terrace]

DHT is such a silly hormone tbh wtf do you mean you flow through blood to the top of the head and then get stuck cause you have no were to flow

[sterile stone]

Wooooow

[spare talon]

that sounds like too much work
the second my hair stops being awesome ill just end it

[olive raven]

Ur a man thru n thru babes stay that way

[copper hawk]

The game's only been out 3 years or something

[sterile stone]

Saying I won't make a pretty lady

I'm hurt

[median steeple]

19th century medicine type shit

[sterile stone]

[olive raven]

You wouldn’t

You’d make a good ugly librarian

Or a lunch lady

[twin wagon]

Morrow has great hairstyles

[median steeple]

Your soul is dark and shriveled

[tulip tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1303690185984180224/WhenYouLearnWhatHappenedToCatrinnesBrushes.gif

[sterile stone]

That's such a criminal statement

[olive raven]

And I ain’t wrong

[sterile stone]

Living the life of someone named Helga

[olive raven]

Not everyone is meant to be pretty 🤭

[modern lintel]

i had a bad b12 deficiency when i was 17 had to take shots of it every week for like 2 months

[olive raven]

(I’m not either dw)

[vernal terrace]

most toxic friend award goes to

[sterile stone]

Oh nah I've got drops

[spare talon]

[sterile stone]

They taste fucking horrible

[median steeple]

ds3 seamless is sogoood

[olive raven]

Argus fr just go to ur doc and say u wanna prevent male pattern baldness they can hook you up

[sterile stone]

I don't have to worry about baldness amigo

[olive raven]

Oh me?

[vernal terrace]

cole calling me fat to trigger eating disorder thoughts to come back cause he is actually evil and horrible and should be shunned

[modern lintel]

the shots came in vials looked and smelled like hawaiian punch

[sterile stone]

Native genes got me locked and stocked

[tulip tulip]

what if instead of the name "fat shark" they call it "fat shart" and instead of the logo being a "fat shark" it be a logo of a "fat shart", wouldn't that be like...Incredibly based?

[olive raven]

Oh yea u chilling

[vernal terrace]

but its fine i love cole

he is a good friend

[olive raven]

I’m glad my fam got a good head of hair

[copper hawk]

Not as based as this

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[olive raven]

Hairs down to my shoulder blades now 😭

[copper hawk]

I would hope ud love ur boyfriend

[olive raven]

getting rid of the blonde hair tho

[spare talon]

remember that theres gonna be another darktide that has its own seperate hour count too

[olive raven]

Too expensive

[sterile stone]

I was gonna fuck around and shave the sides and make my hair platinum

[vernal terrace]

cant get up with all these relationships im apparently in according to zealot chat

im your girlfriend

coles boyfriend

[copper hawk]

I want to be the girl

[vernal terrace]

whats next im someones estranged wife with 3 kids

[copper hawk]

U can be the boy

[median steeple]

Holy iron deficiency

[copper hawk]

It's my turn

[sterile stone]

But my barber when I asked for a taper, decided to grab the scissors and clipped my hair into a afro....

I never felt so much rage...

[copper hawk]

Imagine ..

For a moment..

If ninja

[sterile stone]

I spent 3 years growing my hair out

[copper hawk]

Got a low tapuh faaaade..

[vernal terrace]

low taper fade...

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-weird-cardi-b-blue-hair-gif-18979697

[modern lintel]

i havent been to a barber since like atleast 2019

[sterile stone]

I had to

[twin wagon]

I really need to make that relationship flowchart for zealot chat

[copper hawk]

Why she rockin back and forth

[vernal terrace]

i also stopped going when i came to the conclusion they dont listen to me

[copper hawk]

Tweaking

[vernal terrace]

now i look fucking homeless

[sterile stone]

There comes a point when putting headphones on is annoying

[vernal terrace]

like imagine your mop

[twin wagon]

Why not call the barber home?

[vernal terrace]

thats me

[sterile stone]

And I can't wear hats anymore

[modern lintel]

i just stopped cause my long hair gives me power like samson

[median steeple]

Sadness

[vernal terrace]

i sometimes let my sister touch it

[copper hawk]

U just reminded me

I need 2 get my hair cut

[sterile stone]

$60 for a home call barber.....

[copper hawk]

It out of regz

[sterile stone]

I'd rather die

[copper hawk]

Growl..

[carmine falcon]

I just tell my barber give me the Travolta and he understands

[vernal terrace]

cause she begs me to get haircuts alot

[tulip tulip]

i haven't cut my hair since 2020

[copper hawk]

Ur sister begging you to get a haircut

[median steeple]

Yeah because you have the hair from the Adams family guy

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-pulp-fiction-dance-grooving-moves-gif-17054353

[obsidian prairie]

I haven’t touched mine since 2020 and my genes have hard carried to near perfect long straight hair

[olive raven]

Don’t

[copper hawk]

Reminds me of that guy's mom begging him to go to the bathroom cuz he's shitting himself

[tidal berry]

we can fix that

[modern lintel]

38 hours in the lithium mines as penance

[carmine falcon]

Nah the slicked back Travolta

[median steeple]

Collect 30 boar hides

[spare talon]

🥚

[copper hawk]

Go get a haircut noob

U fail the grooming standards

[modern lintel]

the mafia 3 video

[copper hawk]

GreaaaAAAoooomin StaaAaAandard

[vernal terrace]

i will get a haircut when you find a single person who listens to basic instructions instead of yapping

[modern lintel]

dimitrious youre shitting yourself

[sterile stone]

Dead ass tho

[copper hawk]

This means u noob

[sterile stone]

@olive raven You think I coulda pulled off Lincoln's haircut?

[copper hawk]

U cant follow basic instruction

Instead u yap

[median steeple]

Kez you need to be assertive

[vernal terrace]

never once yapped

[copper hawk]

About no haircut

[vernal terrace]

(im lying)

[copper hawk]

Ur yappin

Right meow

[median steeple]

Tuah

[tulip tulip]

If you think about it, most people get a haircut like once a month

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-ai-joker-gif-16756314525424183526

[vernal terrace]

if you think about it

[sterile stone]

@olive raven

[copper hawk]

I do not think

[vernal terrace]

its odd that the hairdressers eat that much hair

[modern lintel]

my hair always curles right at the end

[copper hawk]

They dont eat ur hair

U dont wash urs

[tulip tulip]

calculating that, i've saved approximately 2,100 dollars not getting a haircut

[twin wagon]

Hair cutters sre used to normies giving them horrible instructions

Which means you must stand out and not look like a normie

Wear an attack on titan Jacket and keep your hair "contained" within a bascinet

[median steeple]

What the fuck kind of haircut places are you going to

[sterile stone]

Someone comes out of a barber shop weairng a bowl cut

I'm saying something

Idc

[vernal terrace]

wait can i post that here

[twin wagon]

[median steeple]

Freak post

[spare talon]

every time i plan on getting a haircut is when the psyop agents show up to tell me how great my hair looks and that i should keep it this length

[modern lintel]

keep my bascinet on me at all times less the cuman catch me lacking

[vernal terrace]

just a funny image

[median steeple]

Do you not fuck with the medieval haircut

[copper hawk]

POH LEES DAT MOOSE STASH

[sterile stone]

The fucking bald island with the hair halo around it?

[modern lintel]

the dry devil rocks the fuck out of a bowl cut ngl

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/generation-kill-sixta-sergeant-major-elvis-ya'll-starting-to-look-like-elvis-gif-17786083752413161367

[median steeple]

That's the monk set

[sterile stone]

You're fucking tweaking bro

[median steeple]

I think cica could pull off the monk vibe

[sterile stone]

NO WAAAAY

[carmine falcon]

I envy people with smooth hair cause when I grew mine out it turned into a fkn wavey maze

[tulip tulip]

Fully shaved and razored bald is a look tho

[median steeple]

They're doing this to me tmr

[copper hawk]

Chameleon eyes

[sterile stone]

You need a certain face to pull off being bald

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-eyes-steve-buscemi-big-eyes-gif-5312326

[vernal terrace]

your blowing his cover

[modern lintel]

you can't keep posting these

[copper hawk]

Yo mama uh

[vernal terrace]

me and who

[copper hawk]

Blows her nose

And uh

Tsunami idk

Pwned

[twin wagon]

Attention zealot chat, I come to warn that I have a SUPERIOR afro with THICK curls, which means that depending on how I sleep, my hair can go from pin head to loosing 4cm

Despair upon my greatness

[median steeple]

Kurwaaaaaaa

I love you adder

[modern lintel]

im going to boil you alive

[twin wagon]

lol

[modern lintel]

in a stew

[carmine falcon]

Why is bro wide

[twin wagon]

Jojo reference I'm sure

[copper hawk]

U and ur bestie supreme grand choomfie lumii

https://tenor.com/view/rebecca-cyberpunk-choomfie-drink-up-gif-11663548510510602988

[modern lintel]

rest in piss

[spare talon]

Speaking of piss

[median steeple]

Oomfie status lost

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY

[spare talon]

im just directly pissing cole off now

intentionally

[vernal terrace]

Hair like this though (me while getting begged to get a haircut people in this house don’t appreciate peak)

[copper hawk]

Erm

[vernal terrace]

I hear they took him to the vet

[spare talon]

i need to play this game
i remember thinking it was gonna be shit but its actually peak indiana jones

[median steeple]

The world needs more wolf cuts

[sterile stone]

Are you an avid collector of furry comic?

Is this the real cole?

[modern lintel]

zealots not had slow mode for 2 days now youre posting water sports the humanity

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-alright-gif-26161724

[spare talon]

i kept seeing these on my feed and some of them were good

[median steeple]

Omelander

[sterile stone]

I WONDER WHY THEY WERE ON YOUR FEED

👀

[copper hawk]

Also ur apawpriating my culture

No catboys 4 u

[vernal terrace]

i mean he commonly posts a gif of a guy pissing on a carpet

[copper hawk]

Fuck off

[vernal terrace]

so this is an improvement

[copper hawk]

Or i kill u

[twin wagon]

They were on my feed too

[copper hawk]

W my bare hands

[vernal terrace]

nah lumi is a dog

[copper hawk]

SM2 gaunt execution style

[median steeple]

Hollow bones

Hollow

Bones

[twin wagon]

idk what's worse, what you point out or the fact you are using that word

[modern lintel]

youre not that powerful noob

[spare talon]

why does it just say "yourself"

[vernal terrace]

cropped

[modern lintel]

im a learned man by intention or not

[carmine falcon]

It's peak
Gameplay kinda meh but everything else is perfect tribute to the movies even troy baker's voice is 1.1 to Harrison ford's

[twin wagon]

[vernal terrace]

i shall dm you the full caption

[copper hawk]

Awwwwh

How sweet

[median steeple]

Now kith

[copper hawk]

U guyz r so cute together

[vernal terrace]

STOP BEING WEIRD GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[copper hawk]

But my anthrax is already on its way

Sorry

[vernal terrace]

bitter lonely fuck

:3

[spare talon]

it was literally just a thing for webcomics
like short one off few panel jokes cuz sometimes they were funny

[copper hawk]

YOURSELF

[sterile stone]

Learning through the suffering of others.

[sterile stone]

Uh huh....

[median steeple]

Builds character

[modern lintel]

waiting patiently to see if they actually drop the ork hunter drip

[sterile stone]

Cole I want you to know brother.

We all appreciate your autism no matter if you're a closet furry or not.

[spare talon]

argus instantly assuming that something semi-furry related instantly means its 100% furry related because obviously furries themselves are incapable of interacting with wider communities

it just simply isnt possible

[twin wagon]

There are no no-furs here tho

[modern lintel]

cole lives in a large closet is all

[sterile stone]

I mean have you seen how furries interact with the world at large

[copper hawk]

Bitter i barely know her

Looooooool

Loooools at you

[twin wagon]

Which confirms my suspicion that this entire chat is furry exclusive

[sterile stone]

Keep a pad lock on it.

That creature must not escape containment.

[vernal terrace]

me and cole actually share a rubber room

get the lore right

[median steeple]

If Cole frees himself he'll be the most powerful gay

[copper hawk]

She doth protesteth too much methinks

[vernal terrace]

what happens in said room

[sterile stone]

I mean people being furries now and days seems to be more and more common of a thing.

So it's not like it's not a thing.

Shit a dude I went to school with I find out is a closet furry.

And all it took

[twin wagon]

Even I've been, allegedly, exposed as a furry

[sterile stone]

Was him not clearing his browser history

[frozen kernel]

🚬 Imagine

[sterile stone]

[copper hawk]

U guys talk about furries like theyre vampires

[frozen kernel]

It’s more like

[spare talon]

yeah theyre worse

[frozen kernel]

I Am Legend (Will Smith)

[twin wagon]

If a fursona bites you and says uwu, you get the curse

[acoustic dune]

wait a sec

[copper hawk]

Ur p cool for a bloodsucking corpse cole

[sterile stone]

Oh buddy....

[vernal terrace]

im telling your brother you hate him

[carmine falcon]

Vampires are cool

[copper hawk]

U shouldnt be so hard on urself

[vernal terrace]

wrong reply

i hate discord

[copper hawk]

How else u gonna get those 3k darktide hours

[frozen kernel]

I was SO confused lmao

[acoustic dune]

i think lumi got banned for saying stealth run does not count as a solo run in pooptide

[vernal terrace]

why does it reply to the next message if you hit reply as a new message is sent

[modern lintel]

i dont mind furries but chances are theyre probably problematic in ways that might not always be immediately noticable

[sterile stone]

Not the Dr.Phil M&M

[copper hawk]

Craftsman blamin the toolz for their failure..

[vernal terrace]

piece of shit program

[copper hawk]

Siiiigh..

This generation is doomed..

[twin wagon]

Think it was the way Bark said it

[acoustic dune]

did lumi actually got banned for a stealth run?

[copper hawk]

These newgenz man..

[sterile stone]

Legendary

[frozen kernel]

Someone shot my dog

[spare talon]

nowadays they arent closeted
i get in a discord group with my table group for a course group project
first profile pic i see
this is the account they have associated with their uni email

[median steeple]

Wait did lumi get banned from here or from he who shall not be named server

[carmine falcon]

Literally best emote ever I don't even know what it means I just spam it

[twin wagon]

Does this mean I fan be problematic now?

[twin wagon]

both

[modern lintel]

bold

[median steeple]

crazzzy

[sterile stone]

It was like this when I met a dude hosting world boss events in once human

[frozen kernel]

My buddy works for a large scale IT automation business and there is a dude on the company network with a furry pfp

[acoustic dune]

god i never want anyone to know my normal human account

[sterile stone]

Dude makes a private discord

[plucky gate]

wait lumi is banned?

[modern lintel]

what if i said both

[plucky gate]

lmao

[sterile stone]

Invites people

[median steeple]

Anyways

[vernal terrace]

gawain said he got banned for multiple reasons
and tau confirmed after talking with lumi i assume that he got banned for arguing with people too much

[sterile stone]

I check profile

It's degen shit

Look at pfp

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[sterile stone]

It's his fursona

[twin wagon]

Isn't IT full of sock programmers

[vernal terrace]

yes and we are all under paid

[acoustic dune]

this is wack

[copper hawk]

The bitey dog was put down

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lighthouse-bird-seagull-faceoff-robert-pattinson-gif-15992992

[median steeple]

I wish to go insane in a lighthouse with oomfie

[copper hawk]

They fucking euthanized lumii

[vernal terrace]

please pay us more i want to buy more stupid things

[copper hawk]

Too aggressive

[sterile stone]

In the famous words of Russian Badger

[copper hawk]

Bit 1 too many babies

[median steeple]

Pitbull era is over

[modern lintel]

i watched that william dafoe movie were hes trapped in an apartment the other day mid movie 4/10

[sterile stone]

If a furry can afford a $10k fursuit, they can afford a $50 pipe bomb in your mailbox.

[median steeple]

He must become retriever to advance

[acoustic dune]

kez planning to buy a tactical military grade fursiut

or fur armor

[plucky gate]

zealot chatters getting targeted
Who's getting banned next?

[sterile stone]

Me hopefully.

[twin wagon]

They are also great for 3d art, primary buyer for my commisions in hero forge

[copper hawk]

This guy named json

He's next

Hate that guy..

[modern lintel]

hate json

[vernal terrace]

i heard he is mouldy

fungal even

[acoustic dune]

isnt that a format type?

[copper hawk]

M

[acoustic dune]

json

[copper hawk]

Mouldy ?

Wtff ??

[twin wagon]

[copper hawk]

It's moldy astaghfirullah u lil twerp

[median steeple]

The English language has fallen

[sterile stone]

Honest to god, if you're a talented artist, you'd probably make a better living commissioning furry art than you would getting a college degree and getting a job.

[copper hawk]

Say the line meowjaj

Meowjak

[sterile stone]

🧱

[twin wagon]

Still gotta pay 30% taxes on that tho

I HATE TAXES

[sterile stone]

Hold this brick infidel

[twin wagon]

[frozen kernel]

I vote we sacrifice @stone fern

[vernal terrace]

americans took u's out of words and replaced s with z because they wanted to feel quirky

doesnt make it true

[sullen forge]

Overprice 3D furry models its literally the easiest fucking bank you can make at the cost of your sanity

[frozen kernel]

It’s for the good of the zealot chat

[twin wagon]

I'm surprised I'm not banned yet

[modern lintel]

brexit geezer cant say z

[median steeple]

Someone ban this guy

[sterile stone]

Stealing this

[spare talon]

this was me like 3 hours ago when i was doing the brick sidequest and showed up at dusk

[sterile stone]

The cycle continues

[frozen kernel]

My ban was stupid and didn’t even last 2 hours

[carmine falcon]

I know a friend who only draws furry commissions cause they pay way more but he quit cause it felt like torture to him lmfao

[copper hawk]

americanz took u's ot of wordz and replaced s with z becaze they wanted to feel quirky

Fixed it 4 u

[sterile stone]

More furries enter the IT field to fund their furry art

[frozen kernel]

Now I can’t flex that I’ve been here since the beta

[copper hawk]

#Fixed

[sullen forge]

It will always continue you know damn well it will

[vernal terrace]

lol

[sterile stone]

You know what Gale

[median steeple]

It's COLOUR NOT COLOR

[frozen kernel]

My fucking epeen, J

It’s shriveling

[copper hawk]

Lowercase lol

[sterile stone]

All these damn furries wanna be dogs and cants and robo dogs and shit

Where's the furries who identify as crabs?

[copper hawk]

Kez wants me dead in a ditch

[sterile stone]

Where's the damn crab furries?

[sullen forge]

Lobsters

[frozen kernel]

Where are the based shark furries smh

[copper hawk]

I cant believe these turn of event

[sullen forge]

the fish

where the fuck are they

[frozen kernel]

I knew one a while back

He was normal

[copper hawk]

Anthrax is still on its way

[vernal terrace]

but ye being a programmer is probably one of the most underpaid parts of the IT sector now

[median steeple]

Lobsters are not fish gale

[vernal terrace]

unless you know some niche boomer language

[twin wagon]

Grey vs gray ah disc, omg

[copper hawk]

Lobsters r sea bugs

Like big sea bugs

[sullen forge]

Check your mailbox

[vernal terrace]

networking people get so much more than us

:(

[sterile stone]

It has begun

[copper hawk]

They can live forever

[spare talon]

what did the us say when britain asked why they spelled color differently?
"were getting rid of you"
funny joke, find more funny jokes at wackygagz.gov

[modern lintel]

sea urching furry

[sterile stone]

Clownfish furries

Jellyfish furries

[sterile stone]

Where's the representation for them?

[copper hawk]

Did u know that there's a species of invasive swamp crawdad in Europe that's all clones from the same original female

[vernal terrace]

have actually saw both

:3

[copper hawk]

Uruk hai crawdad

[sterile stone]

Degen

[median steeple]

Do you know of the great raccoon invasion of Germany

[modern lintel]

i dont believe in germany

[sullen forge]

The fucking what

[vernal terrace]

the jellyfish man in a suit was actually very classy

and there was nothing degen about him

[copper hawk]

Manwithstrawberryonheadfunny coded statement

[vernal terrace]

thank you very much

[median steeple]

France - 1870

[twin wagon]

Did you know that in crow population maps, there's a massive square in germany?

Apparently a farmer shot them and the crows remember 200 years later by word of beak

[sullen forge]

Rightful french territory thank you very much

[sterile stone]

I noticed how you didn't mention the clownfish guy

[sullen forge]

GOTTEM WITH THE ZINGER

[median steeple]

his name is merlin

[vernal terrace]

he is what we call a little freaky

but thats ok

[spare talon]

i have to be awake in less than 7 hours for a fucking electricity lab and i am going to kms

[copper hawk]

Did u know yo mama so fat she have orbit

L0000l

[sterile stone]

Generational hatred

[spare talon]

can someone actually just do it for me instead

[frozen kernel]

Getting in without knowing someone or having a school provide an internship is still the hard part. I stg I’m going to start lighting servers on fire if I don’t get hired

[spare talon]

either one, the lab or killing me

[sterile stone]

Bros kids grew up hating a man they never met

[copper hawk]

Yah u can do it in the future instead

[modern lintel]

penance for your sin

[copper hawk]

For ur past self

[vernal terrace]

oh trust me i applied for over 300 jobs

[copper hawk]

Y r u shitposting on here go to bed wtf

[vernal terrace]

then one of my teachers recommended me to a job

got it within a week

[median steeple]

I want to eat him just to shut him up

[copper hawk]

Tell ur bf goodnight pookie and go 2 bed

[vernal terrace]

[copper hawk]

Put ur silly lil nightcap on

Honk shooo or mimimimi

[vernal terrace]

THE REPLY THING AGAIN

FUCK DISCORD

[copper hawk]

U just stink

[copper hawk]

Noob

[median steeple]

who do you think has the scrooge cap and candle holder

[frozen kernel]

I’m gonna self immolate (in dragons dogma)

[copper hawk]

Gale

[frozen kernel]

Don’t @ me

[copper hawk]

100%

[sullen forge]

my house is ran on 100% candles 0% electricty

[tidal berry]

@frozen kernel henlo

[vernal terrace]

i have to work in an hour

[spare talon]

but thats happening to you in a competitive job market
that was happening to me for fucking minimum wage jobs
god bless america, where these lousy gen z kids dont wanna work

[copper hawk]

My house ran on 100% adrenochrome 0% electricity

[vernal terrace]

but i shall just turn my laptop on then goto bed

:3

[copper hawk]

It doesnt run on electricity cuz

[median steeple]

need more genes

I must evolve

[frozen kernel]

Gale has a horse running a wheel for power

[modern lintel]

youre genz noob

[copper hawk]

The guy supposed 2 do the lab for it stayed up 2 late on his dam phone

[sullen forge]

cuz you're bumpy weird

[copper hawk]

And didnt install it

[sullen forge]

gottem

[frozen kernel]

What’s cracking big dawg

Oh

I get it

Tee hee

[copper hawk]

So i had 2 call up my bro jeff bezos 4 his ethically sourced baby adrenochrome

[frozen kernel]

Heeeeeee ha

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-gas-gif-22925527

Gabagool

[tidal berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1157632671627870269/1157632672487710761/08978764.gif

[vernal terrace]

the regret in this birds eyes at the end

[median steeple]

I wish I had the whimsy to be a morally corrupt billionaire

can I leech off of one of you

[copper hawk]

U r already

Off ME

A hardworking american

51st stater

Canada on the back of america smh..

[median steeple]

I think this is what he meant by us canadians stealing from you

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[sullen forge]

Bath of shame

[median steeple]

I will cover you in syrup and burn you stinky

[copper hawk]

Breaking bad canada version be like

U have cancer

[modern lintel]

we need to annex canada just to ne able to hang ciaphis for his crimes

[copper hawk]

Assisted suicide treatment starts tomorrow

The end

[median steeple]

smh americans are so washed as a nation

redditor at the helm

[sullen forge]

Okay mister 51st state

🤫 🧏

[modern lintel]

trump will reinstate reddit gold

[sullen forge]

YES!!!!!!!!

[tidal berry]

nah they stinky

[sullen forge]

NEW CURRENCY

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307731041842364467/1344046142014488647/rapidsave.com_rulelon-6t031p0pp7le1.mp4?ex=67c0cd83&is=67bf7c03&hm=d548a7f4fc0b0d2f251b2c0d711f685bdf5115c66f51b067c27ae874519a4096&

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-boys-kisser-mega-kot-brick-gif-11900063593491011307

[sullen forge]

Thankfully my human shield is still with me

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-head-shake-muzzle-grab-muzzle-gray-gamut-gif-2763289778978191845

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-cd-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-eggman-dr-eggman-gif-6513385627739669387

@copper hawk Bumpy Weird

[copper hawk]

U good bro ?

I aint do nothin

[sullen forge]

You're a lier...

[copper hawk]

Buggin fr

[median steeple]

STINK LINES

[copper hawk]

La la la la

[tidal berry]

biscuit

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-gg-guilty-gear-guiltygear-brisket-gif-18255951964015354436

[median steeple]

dawg look at my scheming eunuch im gonna get assassinated

[modern lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1328117539112222740/GIF_20250112_154409_783.gif?ex=67c0dcd8&is=67bf8b58&hm=46a45ae600b2e5b27c7cbc6c024bfa5b957137483f77685e42e58949b14e5da5&

[carmine falcon]

I cri everi tyme

[sullen forge]

I always love how he puts more and more emotion behind money

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/chipichipi-boykisser-boykisser-chipichipi-chipichipichapachapa-gif-10758258345566257

[spare talon]

you get annoyed with me posting those comics then you post this

[spare talon]

kinda hypocritical

[copper hawk]

Meeee

[modern lintel]

me id never

[copper hawk]

Cole the kinda partner 2 get historical and not hysterical

This explains..

[median steeple]

cole on cole violence

when will it end

[modern lintel]

id win

[copper hawk]

Cole and lies

When will it end

[polar nexus]

"Cole me baby"

[spare talon]

says "unepic" cole

sure bud

[copper hawk]

Coal

[modern lintel]

this is you rn

[modern lintel]

your furrys showing mr

[median steeple]

I've been trying to find what polka this is from

[obsidian prairie]

The genre or artist

[median steeple]

Weird Al does polka videos where it's segments from songs but him singing and polkafied

that audio is from one

I found it

it's from the newest one

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[heady rapids]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MinecraftBedrockers/s/6fj6cw7R4z

Reddit recommended me this and I thought this was mad funny copium
Then I actually saw the sub's name 😭

[median steeple]

this is peak tribalism

[modern lintel]

why does pizza hut have french frys man

[tidal berry]

minecraft kinda... bores me

[obsidian prairie]

Because it’s mid

[median steeple]

curly fries with pizza are so good

[modern lintel]

this is why canada will be destroyed

[obsidian prairie]

Minecraft is the absolute definition of mid game

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-snow-marvel-rivals-marvel-luna-snow-ultimate-luna-snow-ult-gif-17775124066020627173

[modern lintel]

evil poutine pizza

[median steeple]

poutine crime

[vernal terrace]

canadian screaming over the most mid meal ever

[modern lintel]

we will have non of it from hagis boy

[median steeple]

don't you guys put beans on everything

[vernal terrace]

chips gravy and cheese the sort of thing your drunk uni flat mate brings home in the UK at 3am

[tidal berry]

yea ig mid would be a good definition

much prefer terraria or valheim kinda game

[obsidian prairie]

Those have like

[tidal berry]

if I don't die to slimes its not a real survival game

[obsidian prairie]

Actual mechanical complexity

[vernal terrace]

some form of potato would be a better classification

like almost every dish here has something with potato as a side

usually mash or chips

[grizzled aspen]

Agreed, been playing tf out of terraria again to much enjoyment.

[median steeple]

I think the introduction of potatoes to Europe has been a disaster for them

[vernal terrace]

that and bread

staples for like every meal

[tidal berry]

I don't think the culture around bread is the same for europe vs us but go on king

[median steeple]

I love the history of bread

food history is so cooooool

[modern lintel]

name every bread noob

[grizzled aspen]

Bread and potatoes are a non-issue, it's what you animals do with them that is.

[heady rapids]

I'd rather kms than play valheim ever again, that game is for pure masochists only

[vernal terrace]

its similar in its prevalence in dishes

[vernal terrace]

usually said by people who have never tried a single UK dish in their life

[grizzled aspen]

The best restaurants in England are French.

[spare talon]

Bread culture is a real thing
There's one growing on the bread I left out for weeks

[grizzled aspen]

I wouldn't want to try English food anyway.

I'd probably get food poisoning.

[vernal terrace]

sir you live in america

[modern lintel]

whats wrong honey youv not touched your gellied eels

[vernal terrace]

the capital for food poisoning

dont talk

[median steeple]

2000 more grams of sugar ! ! !

[carmine falcon]

Pita bread>>>>>

[vernal terrace]

well capital in the developed world

[median steeple]

Pita slaps

also sourdough

[grizzled aspen]

Sir your continent is smaller than Texas, please sit down.

[modern lintel]

my favorite bread is ciabatta

[median steeple]

Texas is a shithole

[vernal terrace]

atleast we can keep the lights on in a cm of snow

[grizzled aspen]

Agreed!

[tidal berry]

I don't know what bread consumption in US is like

[grizzled aspen]

Yall mfs think 70 degrees F is hot.

I'm asking again, sit down.

[vernal terrace]

when i went to US i decided to buy a loaf of bread from walmart

[median steeple]

I miss my -40 weather man

[vernal terrace]

saddest thing i have ever done

[median steeple]

it got too warm too fast

[spare talon]

Sorry that's my fault, I didn't mean to make it one

[vernal terrace]

WHY DO AMERICANS PUT THAT MUCH SUGAR IN BREAD

[median steeple]

aura

[vernal terrace]

THATS NOT BREAD ITS A FUCKING CAKE

[grizzled aspen]

Did you buy white bread or wheat bread?

[spare talon]

Yummy

[vernal terrace]

white bread

[spare talon]

(It's awful)

[twin wagon]

In Europoor please

[modern lintel]

for making fried peanut butter and jelly sandwichs obviously

[spare talon]

Room temperature

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that's the problem, buy wheat instead. White bread is processed to shit.

[twin wagon]

EU puts sugar in most things too, just smaller quantities.

Good bread barely has any sugar

[tidal berry]

Thats the funny thing, white bread is already practically sugar anyway, and then they add it more sugar on top of it

[grizzled aspen]

Like 22 C.

[forest compass]

You should be happy it's sugar instead of corn syrup/fructose

[twin wagon]

How is that remotely close to hot

[vernal terrace]

ye it just tastes so off

[twin wagon]

[grizzled aspen]

Ask the rest of England.

[twin wagon]

No wonder brits think Spain is hell, they think 22 is hot when we hit 45

[grizzled aspen]

I have seen SO many people complain about how hot it is over there and I'm like ??? how is 70 degrees hot?

[tidal berry]

Gotta make your own bread, you can make bread out of so many things

[vernal terrace]

UK has an average of like 85 - 96% humidity in the summer and our houses are built of bricks with the intention of trapping heat

both combine to make it hell

[median steeple]

waiter waiter more paper houses please !

[heady rapids]

I die when I hit 30, stay strong out there lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Have you considered getting a dehumidifier, an air conditioner, and maybe stop building houses like that?

[vernal terrace]

if we didnt build houses like that we would freeze 3/4s of the year frog

lol

[grizzled aspen]

Could learn a thing or two from carpenters in Louisiana.

[median steeple]

"hey have you considered spending a shit load of money"

[grizzled aspen]

They don't have issues.

[grizzled aspen]

I'm giving a hypothetical about the infrastructure itself being poor for heat in England.

[vernal terrace]

we get like 4 weeks of heat a year frog

the rest of the time its usually mild to very fucking cold and windy

[grizzled aspen]

That's still a month of no AC.

[median steeple]

still warmer than Canada lmao, I fucking hate the gulf stream

[heady rapids]

you have a loicense for that AC you got?????

[tidal berry]

perfect

[grizzled aspen]

I go 3 days without AC and I want to blow my fucking brains out because it's 110 degrees in my house.

[tidal berry]

I love how people talk about finland or UK weather as being depressing and here I'm like, please, I want that but here

[median steeple]

Americans think rain is depressing and not peak asf