zealot-class

[tranquil saddle]

Any good melee weapon/skill tree for a flamer zealot

[grim depot]

Crusher

[slate haven]

Standard issue

[placid fiber]

right top side to tknives

[slate haven]

Just run the this

One sec

[tranquil saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[placid fiber]

5 4 3 2 1.5 1.25 1.125 1.0625 1.03125

[tranquil saddle]

😭

[slate haven]

Shit

One sec

[placid fiber]

Here, lemme help u

[slate haven]

Fixed

[placid fiber]

You left out sustained assault

[placid fiber]

You left out sustained assault

[slate haven]

Well

As you can see

We got the this

[placid fiber]

that's 25% more melee damage

5% from the node, 20% from sustained assault

[slate haven]

I mean yeah

But basically just telling bro to run the standard issue build

[placid fiber]

There, I fucking fixed it

[slate haven]

Bc zealot can have no build variety other than do u want big hp w dmg reduction or fat dmg reduction but no hp

[placid fiber]

or this

[tranquil saddle]

I want to set the world on fire

[slate haven]

Do not use immolation nades

I beg

They’re good against things you don’t need a grenade for

And horrible at armor

[placid fiber]

like crush- oh

[slate haven]

Crush- or*

Me personally

As John Darktide

TWBS ain’t worth

[placid fiber]

I mean twbs is if you want more ease of use

[slate haven]

Fs^

[placid fiber]

that's why I showed both builds #zealot-class message #zealot-class message

[slate haven]

indeed

dude why was slow mode on for so long

I finally can type like I text again

[placid fiber]

literally can't believe you left this out

[slate haven]

I mean, technically, if your running the bolter, I think top nodes r better

If not run sus ass

[tranquil saddle]

Is the relic skill not good?

[slate haven]

It is but dash spam is elite

[placid fiber]

what?

[slate haven]

Book for high end

[placid fiber]

Oh the middle one? It's not the meta for non-havoc

for havoc it vastly increases in usefullness

[slate haven]

Consider dashing around like a crackhead looking for copper wire in the walls w dash spam

[slate haven]

Very fun

no way bro name is Asher Mir

[placid fiber]

Not using sustained assault is like not using duellist with a finesse weapon >.>

[slate haven]

Asher mir bro is a glaive now

[placid fiber]

What do you think of this build, Cole? lol #zealot-class message

[mighty root]

knife, thammer, dueling sword, tac axe, ect

[slate haven]

Fyre

[grim depot]

Crusher

[slate haven]

Do u like my build

[mighty root]

where sus assualt

[placid fiber]

Don't you like not having sustained assault on a zealot build? lol

[placid fiber]

called it lol

[slate haven]

TWICE MOW

[grim depot]

Try going left at the second right turn

[slate haven]

FUCK

[mighty root]

it is good

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-orange-weird-true-that-gif-14308761

[placid fiber]

any zealot worth their salt will ask you where sustained assault is <.<

[slate haven]

Any pastor worth thine minerals will inquire whemst the continuous blitzkrieg has gone

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049

[clever swan]

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do you guys like my build

oh fuck spoiler tags

[placid fiber]

too op, remove 1/2 of it

[slate haven]

Fix.

[clever swan]

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|| |_

do you guys like my build

[slate haven]

Fix oncemore

[placid fiber]

too op, remove 3/4ths of it

@hard nexus like this build? #zealot-class message

[hard nexus]

:.|:;

[clever swan]

so true.........

[slate haven]

wHerE sUstaIned AssuLt?!!!!1???

ITS BEEN RELOCATED TO THE TOP TWO NODES

[placid fiber]

Psychic thinks purge the unclean is more important than sustained assault lol

[slate haven]

I will die on this hill

But I know I’m right

[placid fiber]

You will die alone lol

[slate haven]

If you use your gun

Top two r better

[placid fiber]

You literally can have both, I LITERALLY SHOWCASED IT

[slate haven]

Good balance

W perk

[placid fiber]

oh yeah, that 25% dr gonna do so much with 50% tdr >.>

[slate haven]

One never speaks ill of free dr

[placid fiber]

Interesting...

so 25% tdr and 50% tdr isn't enough for you on non-havoc?

not to mention the bonus 2% toughness from every thing that gives toughnes back

[slate haven]

I invoke my 5th amendment rights and will not speak further on this without my lawyer present

Actually no I will

I like when number go up

[placid fiber]

DW I'm going to bed, this isn't worth my time anymore lol

[slate haven]

Real

[hard nexus]

you’re zealot, you use barely ever use your gun

purge the unclean is 25% more boss damage

sustained assault is 20% more damage against literally everything that you melee

(you melee everything)

[slate haven]

Could you just like hold that thought till I wake up

Actually

If we could all just stop sending messages entirely until I wake up, thad be great, thanks guys

[clever swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069503249809420299/1330713296206168187/godzilla.gif

[mighty root]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dda22ad-68a6-4234-8df3-7fea5a87a024/t-hammercrusher

[mighty root]

24 including the node before it

I’ve been loving the mk 6 on vet so much I’ve just destroyed bosses with mercy killer

The bon didn’t like the mk6 vet

[median steeple]

Peak movie btw

[hard nexus]

true

[long oasis]

Thats crazy

[tranquil saddle]

whats the tree route for the relic?

i plan to take him to havok once hes built up

[mighty root]

Hmmm you can go piety or ij for relic

They’re both very good

I’ll post the peity

[tranquil saddle]

aight

[plush estuary]

Your welcome

[mighty root]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e4d60ad-6519-4b79-abf5-652a2cd0d650/relic-2?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[tranquil saddle]

mb i ment the skill where you pull out a relic for like 3 seconds

but should be good tho

[mighty root]

Ohhh the book it’s alright, if you want you can do that build with with that ablity if you want to just path into it

[tranquil saddle]

yep i want to keep my team alive

[mighty root]

I’d recommend something with high finesse such as the heavy sword, dclaw, relic blade, knife, dueling sword, basically anything but the thammer and crusher

[median steeple]

pre loading my silly little monster hunter game

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-palico-monster-hunter-rise-monster-hunter-world-mh-gif-25184238

[spare talon]

darktide

[clever swan]

this server

that's why i think discord should add a glossary of terms feature

per server dictionary

[hard nexus]

so u wanna run an evis with PS shred, with a build that takes SW, TWBS, UD, HR, for ability take FOTF, then take FF and SA, and for keystone take BP with both right upgrades

for ranged, take bolter with SI and punc, cars unyield

hrm

not enough acronyms

there’s probably more on vet

[next marlin]

Do you have some advices for the run side + slide ? Do you multibind ?

[rough galleon]

I've come to make an announcement
My diagnosis has given me a new lease on life and as such i will be binding vault to a different key than Dodge

[spare talon]

i love tac axe yum

[dusky wedge]

Does anybody know how much damage the showstoper blessing does on the flamer?

[spare talon]

400

[unique girder]

[frosty herald]

Surprised you didnt instantly die due to shotgunners

[tawdry leaf]

pysker is quite literally kill or be kiled on steroids

youre a glass tank

[frosty herald]

Cole always gets clipped by them

[ornate bone]

"Hmm I think ill monitor the power on this circuit. Let me see how much the tool is!"

...$15k

[median steeple]

I've started doing this with normal words mid convo

Its a problem

[spare talon]

"I've lost my until"

playing vermintide

It's a problem

Or even better
When playing darktide
You go so far beyond

You don't even say it

You just day "I procced"

[median steeple]

A new language being developed in front of our eyes

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/2001-monkeys-gif-6617098144636698883

[arctic geyser]

Few, I though you would announce something that is a recurring issue on this server

[rough galleon]

That sonic the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker yeah

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/BOPz4SnSi8A?si=gki6_vqQWKSemKk7

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-meme-squidward-crying-gif-5817167124674521051

[undone pewter]

Go get em

[tawdry leaf]

people who leave after being downed in aurics have a special fucking place in hell

if you leave after everyone being downed so a bot can join and revive thats different. but if you alone go down and leave immediately you have a special spot in hell

[arctic geyser]

I did untouchable auric with only 1 leave

and I was left with only bot at that time

[stone fern]

kino forgetting to use knives until you see snipers is so me

[unique girder]

Yabba dabba doo

[tawdry leaf]

i got carried for a change on an auric

a new feeling, especially when playing pysker

idk who this shrike guy is but hes a level 1800 zealot and hes actually really good icl

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/bvndit-dead-chat-dead-group-chat-lol-gif-26075659

[placid fiber]

Nice iguana

[placid fiber]

25%*

[rare kelp]

dude thats obviously a meerkat

[placid fiber]

oh tru, my eyes haven't adjusted yet

[hushed knoll]

Skill issue

[placid fiber]

So, answer me this: why are you okay with this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1344153404552908860/hilbert.gif

but not with this (give me like 10s longer)

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1288287202249408616/1328580520300249088/speed-2.gif

or this

https://tenor.com/view/lick-yummy-lazy-cat-cheese-gif-16073651

[nimble fiber]

[tawdry leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/vr-chat-cheese-phybogen-protogen-gif-26299847

[clever swan]

protogen has a wiktionary article. our species is so over ;_;

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910555873615675422/1344232898861203486/image0.jpg?ex=67c029f1&is=67bed871&hm=26d46a74f0d85d001f259491d2fb2bb2b03abf0c5dab301d8f96aa9408d5e228&

New sights are out shouty!

[tranquil saddle]

Feels weird only playing a difficulty 2 as a new character but carrying the low levels in missions

Also my zealot sounds like the dude from borderlands 2 so mission accomplished

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

Gonna assume Jack

[static sky]

That’s how I feel when I go back to Heresy to try new loadouts and builds.

[arctic geyser]

why not try loadout and builds in damnation ?

[polar nexus]

This is your best advice by far. It's important to change loadouts and characters

[vernal terrace]

get cheesed idiot

[tawdry leaf]

mimimimimimi

[carmine falcon]

s2 when

[static sky]

I don’t want to risk weighing my team down. I can comfortably carry and clutch in heresy with awful builds. Why look like a flailing noob when trying new things?

[grand tangle]

'Weighing your team down' and carrying+clutching are two different things

Opposite ends of a spectrum

[static sky]

Exactly. Why weigh them down with my experiments in damnation or auric. When I can test/carry if needed in heresy

I won’t take an experimental build into higher levels unless I can clear 5 missions with nothing but chip damage on the previous difficulty.

[placid fiber]

Wait

Misread

weighing your team down and carrying/clutching are opposites, yeah

[grand tangle]

What I'm saying is you don't need to be clutching the game every chance to be pulling your weight and contributing to the W

[grizzled aspen]

Holy crap modded terraria is unplayable without vacuum bags, why didnt I start using this mod sooner...

[placid fiber]

tfw you discover the ultimate quality of life mod >.>

[grizzled aspen]

He's regurgitating things I've told him... 🚬

[grizzled aspen]

I have a bag that vacuums up all tiles so my inventory never fills with trash, a bag that fills with accessories so I never have to go sorting through 40 accessories to figure out whats the most cost effective to bring back, so on and so forth.

It's so good and just keeps me from having a massive headache, especially from mob drops.

[placid fiber]

Nice

sorting through a bajillion accessories sounds like pain

[grizzled aspen]

And its got built in compatibility with magic storage, so I can just press a button and dump stuff in my storage system.

[static sky]

I see what you’re saying and I agree. All it takes to wipe a team is one person going down. With my strategy. I will not be that one person. Regardless of difficulty, loadout or build.

[placid fiber]

magic storage is goated

[grizzled aspen]

The only issue with it is I have to manually whitelist stuff for the bags, so like, if I never picked up a shackle and suddenly got like 30 of them, I would have to put one in the bag to start with for it to say "ok player I'll pick up shackles now."

[placid fiber]

Ah

Still that sounds better than 345098345 random accessories of various types

[placid fiber]

Is there an easy way to blacklist something you no longer want?

[grizzled aspen]

Everything is automatically blacklisted from bags, you have to manually whitelist items.

Unless its a specifically crafted bag, like the ammo bag.

[placid fiber]

I mean after you white list something

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah you can re blacklist something.

Just shift right click it in the bag.

[placid fiber]

That's really nice, then

[static sky]

And I feel like a god when testing in heresy. Ive lost count the times I’ve been asked what cheat I use to stand in a horde and rez people. Or how I can 1v1 a daemonhost.

[grizzled aspen]

I accidentally whitelisted magic daggers in my accessory bag because mimics drop like 5 items due to one of my mods, so I had to learn to re blacklist things.

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-smoke-pepe-smoke-smoking-bored-gif-1923314513975314330

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that's my reaction exactly when I see Lumii say something I've told him.

Then he swears he came up with it first.

[modern lintel]

chudlings

[placid fiber]

chud:

[polar nexus]

Drama 🚬

[grizzled aspen]

Its not even drama, he's just a silly little guy and I'm poking fun at him.

[placid fiber]

"I was napping, why are you bothering me?" or smthing like that

that or grocery ferret

[grizzled aspen]

Something about ferrets elicits the want to grab and shake them like I do when I bother my cats.

Reminder to bother your animals.

[placid fiber]

tfw you wake up and find your cat laying in the shower >.>

or next to it...

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/stephanie-dora-stephanie-dola-no-game-no-life-hund-dog-gif-17973787763081382264

[atomic fjord]

Loki is a hidden dps

[placid fiber]

tfw you have to reload your staff

[atomic fjord]

Shhh

[grizzled aspen]

My cats like playing in the tub after someone has had a shower.

Why, I do not know.

[placid fiber]

My cat will sometimes drink the shower water left over

[grizzled aspen]

They have a horrid disdain for water and their water bowls are those ones that have running water so it's not funky, and I clean the bowls once every 3 days.

[tranquil saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[placid fiber]

Yeah you gotta clean their water bowl every couple days or so or it gets scummy

[tranquil saddle]

I need to mess around with the pickaxe

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, yeah, I do, and it's the running water type ones, so I'm not sure what they're doing with the water in the shower.

Just cat things beyond my understanding, I suppose.

[tranquil saddle]

And I need two more blessed bullets criuos for orgyn

[placid fiber]

wait what do you mean by a running water type bowl?

Oh, I didn't know those existed. I just googled it

[grizzled aspen]

It's a reservoir that acts like a little fountain, animals prefer running water.

[placid fiber]

Must be why my cat tries to drink the toilet water if we leave the lid up...

I was today years old when I learned about running water cat bowls >.>

[grizzled aspen]

We've got a towel under it because they're little turds and like to play in the water.

There's a small window on the front and a light inside to tell you how much water is in it and when it needs to be refilled, too.

[placid fiber]

You learn something new every day

[grizzled aspen]

Blue is good, yellow means low water, red means about empty.

[placid fiber]

Stuff like this are the only types of cat food/water bowls I have ever seen

until now anyway

kinda makes sense they would like running water, since out in the wild they would drink from streams... unless there was a lake/pond

[placid fiber]

double ferret

[fleet zealot]

toebean soup

[fleet zealot]

yea ferrets and cats are important to have running water because they have a habit of dehydrating themselves if they only have still water sources

[placid fiber]

Well... my cat almost constantly drinks water, so at least she isn't getting dehydrated >.>'

[placid fiber]

Didn't know this, I also just found out about running water cat bowls >.>

[heady rapids]

not me thinking i could do a rando fill havoc 11 for the weekly 🙏

[grand tangle]

I don't have a running water bowl, but I do have an insulated one because I have a fluffy dog in florida

He needs ice water to stay cool sometimes

[heady rapids]

blight spreads is the true rando filter (they dont know that beacon of purity exists)

[carmine falcon]

blight spreads is anti fun dogshit

[heady rapids]

reddit will burn when fatshark drops shambling pyres lol

[misty nova]

You will not step on that zone for 20 seconds

Enjoy

[carmine falcon]

hehe it makes people SHAKE UP their builds

(the slightly altered their pathing to take beacon)

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/milkshake-sweets-yum-dessert-gif-23239547

[carmine falcon]

lmao

[misty ravine]

I've been ignoring Loner forever and it still hasn't gone away

[heady rapids]

that makes me wanna double check what my teammates' builds were

l;mao HOW

[placid fiber]

only 2000 damage taken? Rookie numbers

[lunar fable]

yea 2k is kinda low compared to what i've seen from some people

[jovial cosmos]

Dmg taken is scuffed when you go down tho

[placid fiber]

tfw you take 2.2k damage and only go down once

[carmine falcon]

me

abusing until death to do stupid shit

[placid fiber]

and grims mess up damage taken values due to constant corruption damage

[calm wolf]

just played with the tumbest psiker ive ever seen

every time he got killed, he sayed it was my fault

he killed himself 3 times

it still was my fault somehow

[placid fiber]

People be like that

[calm wolf]

he was super salty

funny

[placid fiber]

So he had a huge tummy?

[jovial cosmos]

I ran into a scuffed controller user not too long ago

Only looked from side to side, so they always hit bodies

But they also used ds so uhh

[placid fiber]

the only ds you could maybe get away with that on is the mk5, due to the downwards strikes on it...

even then you have to aim up :/

[jovial cosmos]

Best/worst part was that they had to pause every once in a while in the first snowy area of gloriana, because its an upwards slope....

And had to adjust their aim

[heady rapids]

give him a lacerate knife he's gonna solo clear a h40

[misty nova]

And probably need a new wrist

[jovial cosmos]

Nah, controller user remember

[hushed knoll]

Blab

[placid fiber]

Stan

[hushed knoll]

I found a potential new chicken seasoning, thoughts?

[placid fiber]

Not enough diabetes

[hushed knoll]

I need @north sedge ‘s opinion

[placid fiber]

Why do you want dough to have visual diabetes?

[lunar fable]

[hushed knoll]

I don’t wtf

[hushed knoll]

Blab

[placid fiber]

Then why offer it?

[placid fiber]

Have a beeg version

[pale spindle]

@mighty root the 9070 XT is going to be under $700

Time to lock in chat

[placid fiber]

gonna truesolo h40 without stealth/exploits/glitching spawns?

[pale spindle]

Yes

[placid fiber]

Why is your nun hood blue? (or is that pink? I can't tell)

[placid fiber]

lumi was trying that and then someone goaded them into trying to do it with breaking spawns and with stealth... they 1st tried it >.>

[fleet zealot]

it's pink

[placid fiber]

Damn, colorblindness ftl

[grizzled aspen]

(a nun hood is called a habit)

[final tartan]

goddamnit.. my brain capacity of 24kb is almost full and now i know what this thing on a nun's head is called :/

[north sedge]

They should make thin mints without the chocolate

[placid fiber]

I was gonna say go buy/download more ram, but, then I remembered that ram =/= storage capacity...

[kind crag]

Whats the best misstion/build for just a flesch wound?

[stone fern]

train

[violet hornet]

But then stan will need to add the chocolate back in to make mint chocolate chicken with that

[north sedge]

He doesn't like chocolate

Yet keeps buying chocolate chip cookies

Like all the time

[violet hornet]

Lmao does he pick the chips out

[north sedge]

He dipped one in ranch once to make it more to his liking

[grizzled aspen]

Chat can we kill Stan for his sacrilege against food?

[violet hornet]

Nothing like a creamy garlic cookie

[north sedge]

If the food hasn't killed him, how can we possibly manage

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna be sick.

[grizzled aspen]

I'm stronger than food.

[violet hornet]

Stan is legitimately nurgle blessed

[hearty nebula]

how do u think they get the floppy into the bacon

[grizzled aspen]

@hushed knoll this is why I hate you btw.

Way too much bacon in the pan at a time, that shit did not cook right.

Probably cooked it on low heat, too.

Nasty.

And I use "cooked" loosely here.

[placid fiber]

train/assassination missions... lemme see if I can find a list of what someone told me

@kind crag

[grizzled aspen]

Fastest is rolling steel.

[placid fiber]

^

[grizzled aspen]

Baross is not.

[fleet zealot]

i like bacon on the chewier end but stan wtf

[placid fiber]

yeah baross can take some time

[grizzled aspen]

Magistrati is the quick assassination, but twins skip is faster.

[fleet zealot]

i hate crispy bacon but that's cause the adults in my life cooked bacon until it would shatter and turn into powder in your mouth

[grizzled aspen]

You wanna know the secret to perfect bacon?

Cook it in the oven.

[kind crag]

Ok thx

[grizzled aspen]

It sounds horrendous, but if you cook it in the oven, it comes out right every time.

Not too chewy, not too crispy.

[placid fiber]

Fastest: Rolling Steel, assassinations(Magistrati more specifically), twins skip
Fast-ish: trs relay, consignmentyard, sycorax

Does that look right?

[fleet zealot]

nah i like the control of the stovetop

i know the oven is good

[grizzled aspen]

Relay, like the hourglass mission?

[fleet zealot]

but the hot oil splatters build character

[grizzled aspen]

I've built enough character, I'm tired of burning myself.

[placid fiber]

I am not sure rn, I am trying to get ready for work and I don't realy know fast maps besides the obvious ones >.>'

[modern lintel]

idl where i heard it but before you start cooking the bacon putting water in the pan hasnt failed me dont do it mid cooking tho bad things will happen

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing I'm willing to burn myself with at this point is frying enchilada shells.

[placid fiber]

oh wait yeah trs is the hourglass one, with the tentacle thing and the buttons at the end and the fan at the mid event

[grizzled aspen]

I've had enough bacon kisses to last a lifetime and a half.

[fleet zealot]

i like having that crust on the outside, but still chewy bacon

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah then that sounds right, I just wanted to make sure you weren't mixing up commsplex and relay station.

Commsplex is the throneside one with the cogitators at the end event.

[placid fiber]

isn't comms plex the throneside one?

Heh

I will update my faster maps info

[grizzled aspen]

Basically any map with cogitators is too slow.

Except consignment yard.

Because it's just the one.

Hab dreyko is also an exception.

[placid fiber]

consignment yard... the mission that is similar to an assassination mission... cause it has a monster at the end event

Hab is also fast-ish?

[grizzled aspen]

Hab dreyko is as fast as the team can scan shit for first event.

[placid fiber]

Hab is anywhere from fast to slow af then lol

[grizzled aspen]

End event kinda is a big nothingburger if you can actually have your team cover you so you can do the obj.

[placid fiber]

When I get distracted it usually takes forever to do the 1st scan area... adhd makes distractions rough :/

[grizzled aspen]

It's like an elite group every 60s or so, so you can get the event done before your 3rd group.

[placid fiber]

the randos usually don't know how to scan and I have to get to it after I finally put myself back on track

It's the same for that one kinda newer map where you have to scan the bottles

[grizzled aspen]

I've had hab dreyko runs where I've had to wait on until death to do the objective myself.

[placid fiber]

if I get distracted usually it doesn't get done x.x

[lament blaze]

my first damnation ever was on hab dreyko and the tree at the end took us 25 minutes

[placid fiber]

the map where you gotta destroy the vial things after the scan and then the giant orb thing before extracting

[lament blaze]

we just couldnt protect the person doing the objective safe until we got lucky

[grizzled aspen]

Warren 6-19.

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[grizzled aspen]

That one falls in with dreyko.

[placid fiber]

Warren is fun for me, ever since I got better at finding the scan targets

[grizzled aspen]

Warren is fun if the skull goes upstairs.

If not, you have to suffer gunner hell.

[placid fiber]

the mid event on warren is rough if you aren't a zealot with twbs or an ogryn and your randos don't know how to protect you

[grizzled aspen]

I have genuinely made it a point to, if the skull doesn't go upstairs, run straight across the room and camp the spawn door because I refuse to suffer gunner hell.

[placid fiber]

Fair lol

Usually it stays downstairs when I get warren

I think I can count the amount of times it has gone upstairs on 1 hand :/

maybe... 2 times? :/

out of like 20

[placid fiber]

don't you hate it when on the cogitator the next thing spawns directly below the one you just did and it is on the very edge so you have to wait for it to bounce all the way back?

[x][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
[o][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
Like this I mean

I've had it do that to me every single time quite a few times :/

[mighty root]

Immediate shill

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/dang-that-look-good-dang-that-look-good-gif-26417207

[carmine falcon]

damn i dont think im finishing this event
people are allergic to searching for grims and books

[stone fern]

gosh vet is so hard in havoc spamming grenades 24/7 is so hard 😭

[violet hornet]

Yum I love trichinosis

[stone fern]

i got to 8 just doing quickplay

[carmine falcon]

no luck yet 4 grims in 8 games
its so over millions must seethe

[grizzled aspen]

Vet is only hard in havocs with pus hardened because you get forced to run recon with infernus.

[violet hornet]

Still don't know why people queue for the event and don't pick them up, like what were they planning lmao

[carmine falcon]

i dont think they're queuing
they probably just quickplayed

[violet hornet]

Luckily I have 1 regular I queue with so we finished that already

[tawny walrus]

The event doesn't have any cosmetics right? Just natural resources?

[carmine falcon]

yeah its pretty funny

[violet hornet]

Did you see my shit clutch?

[carmine falcon]

but i like it cause i like mobiens

i need them in regular games

[obsidian ore]

Anyone here wants to join our casual havoc 40 run

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[carmine falcon]

when

[violet hornet]

Hell yes lmao

[obsidian ore]

rn party 3

[violet hornet]

I would if I wasn't at work

[carmine falcon]

@vestal gazelle get in and get carried

[vestal gazelle]

ok

[mild sparrow]

I only bothered with scriptures, everyone avoids grims on higher diffs lol

[carmine falcon]

afraid of the challenge smh my head

[hearty nebula]

glorp

[carmine falcon]

guess ill drop down to heresey and malice for the event

[hearty nebula]

I had it done within a day by only doing scrips lol

[remote lark]

[fleet zealot]

need chickums

[long oasis]

devious

[acoustic dune]

That's not a ferret

https://tenor.com/view/otter-bored-wait-gif-27109924

[rough edge]

Nah it's an opossum :)

[acoustic dune]

I am in otter disbelieve

This here is a ferret house hold

How could you possum-bly post that

Shame on ye

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mkultra-mind-control-cat-face-gif-2481894448833856970

[tawny walrus]

When are we getting this weapon

[acoustic dune]

I mean that technically arleady exist in game

[grizzled aspen]

Noob... 🚬

[violet hornet]

Knife crutch is real?

[tawny walrus]

So is the zealot class like just ministorum priests or something?

Or just random people who are super down with Big E

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-opossum-possum-eating-possum-happy-opossum-eating-gif-5972121149038122432

[acoustic dune]

Zealot are zealot

Fanatic

In anime term

Yandere

[tawny walrus]

So it's just a catch all and not based off any specific set

[ebon bobcat]

Flamethrower skin

Any questions?

Wait a second...

NO WAY THEY REMOVED THE SLOW DOWN ON ZEALOT CHAT

WERE DOOMED

[spare talon]

Did they

Epic

[ebon bobcat]

[plucky gate]

bring it back

[hidden grove]

did this chat finally complete its penance

oh shit its lifted

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[acoustic dune]

It happen when the prophet joined

[violet hornet]

#zealot-class message

[acoustic dune]

The seamen really lifted the cursed

[hidden grove]

now the challenge is to bring it back

[tawny walrus]

Ezpz

[spare talon]

Discord literally won't let me see what it was

[solar gorge]

they re-made the channel

[acoustic dune]

They wot

[solar gorge]

actually idk

[solar gorge]

because I don't have the same messages

[heady rapids]

discord try to work challenge

[solar gorge]

mine only goes back to 24mn ago

[heady rapids]

mine looks like this

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/baffling-gif-24471655

[tawny walrus]

Samesies

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-fish-underwater-what-huh-gif-17916446

same energy

[polar nexus]

@round walrus did you just made zealot-chat before yesterday totally unreachable?

[violet hornet]

#zealot-class message

[frosty herald]

We were balling too hard

[violet hornet]

You can get around it, not sure why but it's doing the same to me when I try to scroll up or follow the reply link from Hank's message

[spare talon]

It's just discord not going back further than x messages beyond a reply link

[polar nexus]

ohhhhh

friendly reminder that gaming is saved

[plush estuary]

level 1500 vet join I-II, gets barreled

leaves

[stone fern]

new slop tomorrow?

[hard nexus]

im hungry

[plush estuary]

I heard if you eat food the hungar goes away

[tawny walrus]

Sounds like agiprop

[hard nexus]

but i don’t have any food rn

(that i want)

[plush estuary]

I see

[polar nexus]

i had a run today with 1 lvl 4, 1 lvl 5 and 1 lvl 20-ish. The only one that left was the lvl 180+ that got replaced by the lvl 4

[plush estuary]

lol

[round walrus]

What

LMAO

wrong Hank

[twin wagon]

There's 3 hanks now

[hard nexus]

the hankening

[violet hornet]

I'm sure stan would be happy to make some floppy bacon for you

[hard nexus]

frown tuah

i want..

chinese food i think

or maybe

french fries…

[violet hornet]

Sounds pretty good ngl

I had orange chicken yesterday and they burned the orange peel bits to black 😨

[mighty root]

I just slopped out on my local Chinese buffet

I’m gonna throw up

[stone fern]

i ate supermarket sushi

[violet hornet]

You will be remembered as the emperor's finest

[mighty root]

It was nice knowing you clad

You’re about to slime out

[sterile basalt]

Go for like a korean bibimbap

[stone fern]

nah id win

[violet hornet]

slaps clad this baby can fit so many parasites

[mighty root]

Made up word

[stone fern]

i once ate discount supermarket sushi

im fine

[sterile basalt]

It’s good

[mighty root]

Are you giving your brain worm more friends

@stone fern I didn’t know you liked rfk

[violet hornet]

Proper bap is delicious

[sullen forge]

Ate that yesterday 🚬

[stone fern]

idk man i dont like anything another its all a mess now

[sterile basalt]

Bibimbap is like the ultimate budget Asian cuisine

[mighty root]

What is this

Can I get a guide on this?

[violet hornet]

Except anywhere serving it in the American Midwest is charging $15 per bowl

[sterile basalt]

Red soy paste on top of rice, vegetables & whatever meat u have left

Rice at the bottom
Pre-cook all the vegetables and meat
Put vegetables and meat above rice
Cook a bit longer
Add paste, mix together

[mighty root]

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-twitch-kick-crazy-gif-4090492289322768290

[violet hornet]

Bulgogi, cucumbers and carrots, an egg on top and that tasty red shit on rice

[sterile basalt]

I sometimes question the validity of “chinese food” y’all talk about

[mighty root]

Ohhhh my god I’m gonna die

[sterile basalt]

As a native Chinese person myself

[mighty root]

HOLY REAL?

[sterile basalt]

Because half the “Chinese dishes” in America I’ve never heard of

[mighty root]

I used to dabble in mandarin

[violet hornet]

Nearly all "Chinese" dishes in America are Americanized dishes, there's very few authentic ones

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/china-scream-if-you-love-china-scream-if-you-love-country-brock-lesnar-gif-4232401349897427919

[fleet zealot]

i like the chinese bbq pork

[hard nexus]

no

[sullen forge]

No no it’s fine just…

I didn’t expect it to be Chinese

[fleet zealot]

i used to just get it

[mighty root]

@sterile basalt I wanted to to dengfeng (I think that’s how you spell it) and become a monk

[sterile basalt]

U gotta narrow it down that’s too broad of a term

[violet hornet]

Char siu is one of the few things that does seem unchanged or at least pretty close

[fleet zealot]

^ this one veteransteamguidewip

[violet hornet]

Not that I have a real reference point

[fleet zealot]

we don't got any dumpling places here

which is sad

I do want to try dumplings, besides the ones that have shrimp, that might kill me

[acoustic dune]

You never had dumpling????

[fleet zealot]

i've had, frozen dumplings...

[mighty root]

I like dumplings

[polar nexus]

Ouch

[misty ravine]

It basically went like:

• Chinese guy moves to USA in 1890
• Isn't allowed to work in his actual trade
• Decides to open a restaurant (though he was never a professional cook)
• Cooks whatever he half-remembers from China, plus adds a shitload of sugar and/or flour because he figures that's what Americans are into
• Dish becomes popular and it's considered Chinese Food because Guy From China served it in his Chinese Restaurant
  Many such cases

[acoustic dune]

My favorite is the red pork dumpling?

[mighty root]

Holy real?

[acoustic dune]

My other fov is the one with yellow center

[fleet zealot]

we have filipino food and some good japanese places, and one really good thai place

but our last "good enough" chinese place closed and now is a realtor's office

[violet hornet]

If you go to an Asian restaurant in America they'll often give you an Americanized menu or an authentic menu depending on how your dining party is comprised. A bunch of white people will get the Americanized menu but if you bring an Asian friend they'll give you the authentic menu instead

[acoustic dune]

God I miss some tom yam khung

[violet hornet]

Shu mai is another legit authentic Chinese dish iirc that is unchanged for American tastes

[fleet zealot]

we have a good americanized chinese place, but, it's clearly americanized, but it's at least better and bigger portions than panda express

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/john-china-gif-21816017

[sullen forge]

This honestly doesn’t surprise me in the slightest cause of how “allergic” Americans are to actual Authentic foods that aren’t from the US lmao

[mighty root]

Jong xina….

My beloved

[violet hornet]

I actually just bought some chili crisp but haven't tried it yet

[sterile basalt]

Yea
It’s very interesting to me cuz I’ve never heard of them (and never had them)

[acoustic dune]

Aren't most american lactose intolerant?

[fleet zealot]

i've gone to many places that serve food only to taste it and be like "damn they really neutered this shit to appeal to the american palate

[sullen forge]

I mean I’m not so idfk lmao

[fleet zealot]

No?

[mighty root]

It’s pretty good

[sullen forge]

Woe 500 grams of salt or sugar upon ye

[acoustic dune]

Idk just asking

[violet hornet]

Anglo ancestry has the lowest rate of lactose intolerance on earth

[fleet zealot]

we are some of the most lactose tolerant country iirc

[sterile basalt]

I have no idea what that is
Is there like a Chinese written character version of it

Is it 烧卖

[violet hornet]

Little open topped minced meat dumplings with a thin wrapper

[sterile basalt]

Ok yea these synonym translations do not help because that word is not pronounced like that

[acoustic dune]

God I love those with some hot pot

[fleet zealot]

romanization is silly

[acoustic dune]

Soaked fried tofu are the best

[sterile basalt]

烧卖 is pronounced as
Shao Mai

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[mighty root]

That stuff stank

[acoustic dune]

I krill you

[mighty root]

Smells like dookie

[mighty root]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/367834588753690655/1211694416818086018/vegeta_smart.gif

[violet hornet]

Wiki says it's this: 烧卖 but I only speak English unfortunately

[acoustic dune]

Then you didn't find good one

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-gif-10290761239041307136

[violet hornet]

Googling it gives like 4 different spellings

[sterile basalt]

The first word is pronounced as Shao (as in, Shaolin’s shao) so seeing it be spelled as Shu Mai is kinda eye opening lol

[violet hornet]

I think it may vary depending on where you are in Asia since I've heard a few countries have an equivalent recipe

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/thai-food-thai-thai-super-bowl-thai-soup-gif-11090647

[violet hornet]

You'd know better than I would tho

[acoustic dune]

God I want some crab fried rice

[mighty root]

I just know basic mandarin phases and how to hold a conversation

[acoustic dune]

I only know how to say hi teacher

Granted

I took spanish

[mighty root]

I thought about picking it back up to become a interpreter

[acoustic dune]

I only remenber how to say shut up in spanish

[mighty root]

I know how are you is ni hao ma

I love you is wo ai ni

Uhhh

[grizzled aspen]

Gonna be real, I've tried a bunch of authentic Asian foods, like the kind that haven't been lobotomized for American palletes, and I gotta say I haven't liked any of them.

[acoustic dune]

I fear the day when I have to work with china

[grizzled aspen]

There's a lot of textures in them that just don't sit right on my tongue.

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/ccp-cheering-cheer-china-gif-4951966975695656474

[acoustic dune]

The horror bussiness story and living condition there is smth

[misty ravine]

My favorite Ethnic-American food story is how Fettuccine Alfredo became really popular in the US and considered a classic of "Italian Cuisine"—while it was invented by a real Italian chef and restauranteur, he made it for his wife while she had severe morning sickness and couldn't keep anything down, so he literally devised the blandest possible dish he could still serve in good conscience

[sterile basalt]

I will blame it on the Cantonese and their pronunciation of everything being different from standard Chinese

[acoustic dune]

I am born from a third world country and a communist

[fleet zealot]

german chocolate cake

[grizzled aspen]

And its still fucking good lmao.

[acoustic dune]

1940 german choco cake

[mighty root]

Are you serious?

[acoustic dune]

Last new year we had a communist flag drone

[broken walrus]

Pasta in general was more regional in Italy until the rise of facism and the need for a unified national identity

[acoustic dune]

Lemme find the pic

[mighty root]

What da hell

[violet hornet]

Ngl I couldn't fathom feeling ill and eating Alfredo that sounds like hell

[mighty root]

You need the yakub flag

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-tricknology-gif-1863956772145225024

[violet hornet]

Hilarious to me that chicken Parm only came about because they ran outta eggplants

[violet hornet]

Yeah it's an eye opener to see how terrified older generation folks are of anything that's not the most boring diner fare

[fleet zealot]

should i get szechuan beef from a newly opened place

do i risk the biscuit

[acoustic dune]

What?

[violet hornet]

Grandma had a revelation when I made her try a bite of tandoori chicken

[mighty root]

I didn’t expect this from you I thought you were in the us

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/papist-dalton-chinese-heaven-white-man-chinese-heaven-didnt-expect-it-to-be-chinese-no-its-fine-gif-4418050449031898516

[fleet zealot]

my white asf grandma had one when she tried a quesabirria taco

[acoustic dune]

No??? I am a full bred asian

I have said this multiple time

[mighty root]

[fleet zealot]

"this is the best taco i have ever had" and slammed down 2 of them

[mighty root]

I’ve never saw it oops

[fleet zealot]

only had half of the 3rd one but she is a tiny old lady

[acoustic dune]

You scally wank just never remenber

[mighty root]

My fault og

[violet hornet]

Based as fuck

[acoustic dune]

Never tried hard shell taco nor normal taco before

[mighty root]

@acoustic dune I can be your white devil and you can be my Asian angel

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-my-beloved-love-god-creator-gif-2702596065182223786

[acoustic dune]

Anyhow went to visit my uncle and stuff

[fleet zealot]

that place has the best quesabirria at the best price you can get year round 4.50$ each and free consome and little hot sauce cups (and they really load you up if you get a lot of tacos)

[solar gorge]

Our lord and creator mentioned

[acoustic dune]

Got me some sausages

I am eating good

[solar gorge]

glory to Yakub the all-father

[mighty root]

We love yakub

[fleet zealot]

there is a better place but it's only open in the summer since it's a food bus

[acoustic dune]

Glory to the white devil father

[mighty root]

I’m a proud yakubain ape

[long oasis]

我爱吃taco

[solar gorge]

I am Yakub's strongest soldier

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/buh-b-u-h-cat-silly-кот-gif-2242355352608793340

[acoustic dune]

I thought that was mossa artwork for a sec

[long oasis]

Still cant believe that Yakub was real and got his kin blown up with dynamite

[fleet zealot]

there is a place that does quesabirria but charges 19.50$ for 3 tacos, but you get the consome and side of beans and rice but it's so mellow and toned down

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847815813300879360/1276072753488855171/smileybeef_-_1824476702992376093.gif

[mighty root]

I too like to throw explosives it must come from yakub my father

[long oasis]

Tricknology at its finest

[fleet zealot]

You know that feeling when you aren't sick yet

but you feel the sickness coming on

that's what i'm feeling rn

[acoustic dune]

You are feeling the urge to vomit?

[solar gorge]

I will reclaim Agartha in Yakub's name

[acoustic dune]

Mashalla

[fleet zealot]

no

scratchy throat, more mucus than normal

but just slightly

[acoustic dune]

Oh that

Try to spit it out

Or dry throat

[mighty root]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/367834588753690655/1211694416818086018/vegeta_smart.gif

Soon brother

Until our father calls us

[acoustic dune]

Wait agartha...

[fleet zealot]

either my sinuses are about to drain or i caught a sickness

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/thinker-philosophy-philosopher-thunk-big-thunk-gif-8974611609268373307

[mighty root]

It’s him…..

[fleet zealot]

and with how i feel around my upper neck and the space below my eyes, i think it's the latter

[mighty root]

Our daddy…

[solar gorge]

he's alive and well

[violet hornet]

I have heard using a neti pot or just taking zinc and magnesium can help with that but I haven't seen any real scientific basis for those claims

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/chivalry2-chivalry-catapult-goodbye-goodbye-world-gif-26199600

This you?

[mighty root]

How do we contact him?

[acoustic dune]

Did you bash your father with a stone to da head

[mighty root]

Nar i didn’t

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ouija-gif-19489108

[misty ravine]

warhammer_online_trailer.mp4

[mighty root]

No we need the vrill device

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-them-all-chivalry-chivalry2-knight-knight-in-shining-armor-gif-26199640

[mighty root]

Form black ops 1 zombies

[solar gorge]

knify was born yesterday so they wouldn't know

[acoustic dune]

Oh it's a WoW ripoff

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-gif-15735703222063336145

[solar gorge]

see, they just googled it

[acoustic dune]

Isn't this animal so fucking stupid that people have law to not krill it

[mighty root]

YES

ThE VRILL DEVICE

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-frog-froge-video-game-gif-19156700

[mighty root]

It needs raw milk and tree bark to fuel it

[unique girder]

https://tenor.com/view/grah-thug-thug-life-gangsta-gangster-gif-15772483348759893205

[remote lark]

i hate dll certifications i hate dll certifications i hate dll certifications

[stone fern]

whats wrong

[acoustic dune]

ITS THE PROPHET

The curse lifter of zeal chat

[remote lark]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jLxZYDYAJu7r17_xJ?invite=cr-MSxGQ3ksMjE0MTU3ODUwLA
@grizzled aspen

idk if i posted this yet

[grizzled aspen]

Wait mk10 pa staggers bulwark???

[remote lark]

no, fotf pa does

it staggers crushers too i think

i use PA a s a quick access to a stab if i dont have time for a heavy

[unique girder]

Hello knify

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-worship-worshipping-now-bowing-gif-12297363

Anyhow

What's the new update for darktide?

[fleet zealot]

lol lmao

[misty helm]

"mmmm, tasty Bolter ammo"
that shield probably ^

[sullen forge]

Bulwarks the Turn based combat loop of the game

[mighty root]

Remove bulwarks

Or make the easier to break

[fleet zealot]

should have used the slug shotgun

breaks them open in one shot

[fleet zealot]

buff bulwarks, revert the shield hitbox change

[mighty root]

[violet hornet]

The hitbox did make little sense before but the stagger change is kinda ridiculous

[remote lark]

honestly tempting

i only take bolter for them anyway

[limpid trellis]

im new to zealot, is there a guide (like the ogrynomicon) for zealots that covers dump stats and strengths/weaknesses of different weapons

[sullen forge]

Full bore No Respite maximum hatred for bulwarks

That and plus if you really have to snipe something it’s a slug shotgun

It’ll hit it

[violet hornet]

This is pretty good still but a couple things are missing or outdated: #zealot-class message

But no we don't have a single comprehensive guide to builds

[remote lark]

i'm making one!
It's almost done!

[remote lark]

if i really suffer i could probably finish it today.........

ugh

[violet hornet]

Namely the crusher now has a damage blessing which takes priority and the relic blade is missing entirely, check pins for relic blade info

[tranquil saddle]

What stats do you go for flamer and the hammer that isn’t the thunder hammer

[polar nexus]

Crusher?

[tranquil saddle]

Yes

Ty I forgot the name of it

[limpid trellis]

i saw that in pins, couldnt see anythin on dump stats, is it just mobility/defence or are their outliers?

[remote lark]

dump damage on flamer (60)
flak+uny
overpressure + blaze away

or

flak+elites
penetrating flames + blaze away

[sullen forge]

Baseball bat

[remote lark]

flamer and knife are the only zealot weapons that don't always dump mobility/defense

[fleet zealot]

inb4 the mk15 cleave target dumpers

[remote lark]

flamer dumps damage bc its dmg all comes from burn
knife can dump penetration on mk6 to take uncanny+lacerate

[fleet zealot]

or the ds4 cleave target dumpers

(i'm not one of these)

[remote lark]

u mispelled relic blade

[remote lark]

ds5 doesn't exist

[limpid trellis]

thanks so much

[fleet zealot]

i wonder

if i can purge myself

[plush estuary]

your welcome

[violet hornet]

Yep mostly defense first if available, then mobility unless you're using the flamer which is damage dump. Keep in mind some weapon marks have diff stats so if you plan on switching marks you may need to dump a different stat when crafting

[fleet zealot]

with spicy wings

before the sickness hits

[sullen forge]

Thank you Ainz you’re always the best

[violet hornet]

Gotta sweat that shit right out

[fleet zealot]

defenses and collateral are the first dumps, then mobility

[fleet zealot]

thing is like

i kinda scared to go above thai curry/mango habenero and into the wild tier sauce

mostly just, wild and blazin knockout

[mighty root]

Is the damage dump on knife really a meme? I’ve seen people argue against it

[fleet zealot]

any bww enjoyers know if the 2 spiciest sauces are worth it taste wise

[fleet zealot]

it's a meme

[remote lark]

why the fuck would you ever dump damage on knife

[violet hornet]

You getting wuffalo bild bings?

[fleet zealot]

i'm 99% sure it started as a joke

[fleet zealot]

yes

16.99 wing bundle is OP

[mighty root]

I’ve seen people do it in pubs

[fleet zealot]

20 wings, 4 flavors, large fry

[remote lark]

penetration is the only thing you can dump because uncanny exists and gives u 10 billionrending

[mighty root]

Ok real

[violet hornet]

Haven't had that in ages I kinda want it but I heard the quality has suffered

[fleet zealot]

quality has skyrocketed where i lived

my family used to fucking hate bww

but i tried it in this past year and so

way less vinegar filler in their sauce taste, and their burgers are probably the best chain burgers period

[violet hornet]

Dayumn okay that's decent

[fleet zealot]

and their 12$ lunch. double smash burger, all the basic fixins+ option for grilled onions, fries and a drink

that beats out most fast food places nowadays

for 14$ you can add bacon or get a bacon patty melt on rye

very worth it if 2$ don't bother you, they have some thick bacon

[violet hornet]

That sounds legit

[sullen forge]

It’s pubbers

That’s your first issue

[fleet zealot]

because people are idiots

like you have someone say that "first target/finesse" is more important than damage

[polar nexus]

What's bww?

[fleet zealot]

which is kinda, old pre crafting rework information

[violet hornet]

Yeah pubs also barrel themselves, refuse to dodge overheads, and ragequit on first down but I wouldn't recommend any of that

[fleet zealot]

buffalo wild wings

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[violet hornet]

"all the damage comes from bleed"

[tranquil saddle]

And for crusher?

[violet hornet]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3127724964

[fleet zealot]

defenses

[remote lark]

"what does first target do?"

It buffs the damage you deal to the first target you hit! It's a multiplier!
"And what does it multiply?"

[stone fern]

fuck my stupid fat chungs life

[fleet zealot]

thai curry, mango habanero, golden fire and parm garlic (for something that won't spice me out)

[stone fern]

THREE STACKS OF THRUST

[fleet zealot]

i really don't want to jump into the next tier of sauce heat cause i can't find good info if they are even worth eating

[mighty root]

I wish I had that skin

[stone fern]

HOW WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH TO KILL THE BULWARK

[violet hornet]

Ironhelm moment

[mighty root]

You tickled him

[violet hornet]

Omg you fotf'd twice too

[stone fern]

im gonna kms

i swear bulwarks only exist as a fuck you to zealots

[remote lark]

sucker

[violet hornet]

2nd hit was definitely shield

[stone fern]

its ok i mentally disassociated after the first

im fucking reporting it idc

[sullen forge]

They exist as a fuck you to everyone except psyker

And maybe Ogryn when built correctly

[stone fern]

vet can shoot through the shields or krak them
ogryn can push them open lmao and every psyker staff works against them +smite/bb

[violet hornet]

Odd that they claimed to have fixed hitreg issues with thammer but I still get at least a couple every match

[misty ravine]

Also force sword push attack usually opens them, sometimes they decide to ignore it though

[hushed knoll]

Hi cladthony ily

[plush estuary]

gore of my comfort weapon

the horror

dont show meow

[stone fern]

hi

[stone fern]

rending?

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus

[spare dome]

when youre playing in a misinformation meta and your opponent is a redditor

i assume the next response will be "well it used to work like that" (it didnt)

[sullen forge]

Kraks or VOC if you aren’t running those you’re at the mercy of a Bulwark pack unless you plan to spam Plasma or Bolter rounds into them (if you’re even running it)

[plush estuary]

combat shotgun opens them up

with a slug

[stone fern]

still better than zealots options

[plush estuary]

try running a good range weapon

[stone fern]

🙄

[sullen forge]

Forgot about that

[stone fern]

i am not running slop shotgun

[sullen forge]

Good weapon and Combat Shotgun

[plush estuary]

skil issiue then

[sullen forge]

Ainz do not gaslight me

[spare dome]

honestly

i would run the shotguns so much more

if they didnt have a 1.75/s sprint cost

for some fucken reason

[plush estuary]

dont run with it out>?

[stone fern]

my hands were made to only touch bolt weapons

[spare dome]

it makes your melee options that much more limiting when your shotgun for some reason has the same sprint cost as a GODDAMN THUNDER HAMMER

[stone fern]

🚬 time to start 17 threads on the forum until its fixed

[violet hornet]

Me trying to keep up with the team while running thammer flamer

[plush estuary]

slide

[sullen forge]

Dodge

[plush estuary]

I outrun my team all the time with evis

and I dont run IJ

[spare dome]

evis is literally magnitudes faster than a thammer

[stone fern]

yeah evi has better mobility than a lot of weapons

[spare dome]

thammer is -.2 sprint speed and evis is standard 1stam/s cost for sprint and +.22 at max mobility

[plush estuary]

been awhile since I used thammer

[violet hornet]

I do be sliding, but so do they

[plush estuary]

but I'm willing to bet that I can still outpace them

[stone fern]

i sentence u to 300 hours of thammer marty

[plush estuary]

fuck no

[stone fern]

too late

[violet hornet]

Knife perverts can run ahead but often nothing dies til I get there

[plush estuary]

I would like to enjoy fighting bosses

[stone fern]

the die is cast

[plush estuary]

not 1 tapping them

remove thammer martyr

[stone fern]

erm aktually ironhelm needs 3 hits

its balanced ok?

[heady rapids]

i had teammates butthurt over me "speedrunning" with an evis so that might be a widespread issue

[mighty root]

Clad please run ij

[stone fern]

no

[violet hornet]

Balance your thammer play by killing every daemonhost

[stone fern]

i dont think i even have toughness curios

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/wheelchair-dancing-happy-happy-dance-cheering-gif-5735769911863981544

[sullen forge]

I want to actively fight bosses

Instead of deleting them

[plush estuary]

same

[sullen forge]

I’ll give Combat Shotty this

[plush estuary]

when I see matyr thammer in a I-II or I-II-V-E-G or A-I-II, I insta leave

[stone fern]

.t relic

[sullen forge]

Mag Dumping into a BON Weakspot and watching it die immediately is hilarious

[plush estuary]

I had 3 bolter spammer zealots in a I-II once

never saw a boss

hated it

[violet hornet]

Maybe a third of the time I cannot hit a boss in a pub with the thammer because my teammate is kiting it off to Narnia while a massive mixed horde blocks my path

[tawny walrus]

What is V-E-G? Like vegetable?

[plush estuary]

yes

veggie

[tawny walrus]

Noice

[plush estuary]

3rd best maelstrome

[sullen forge]

It’s called 3VEG cause it leaves you in a vegetative state when you get boss nukers on your team

[mighty root]

What’s the best Malestrom

[violet hornet]

I get this, bringing a hammer to a 1-2 with all bolters means I'm not bonking shit

[plush estuary]

A-I-II

[carmine falcon]

sorry that was me

[plush estuary]

I love lights out

[misty ravine]

Civvie