zealot-class

[vernal terrace]

Tbf everything has took the piss with raising prices to see how much they can get away with

[placid fiber]

the mcdonalds in my town has a buy 1 get 1 for $1, but, that's the closest to a dollar menu that it has

[violet hornet]

Just like the dollar store, eventually stuff under a dollar isn't worth trying to sell once your currency drops in value enough

[stone fern]

my way around fast food cravings is unironically bacon now

NO YOU HAVE SALTY GEASE AT HOME

[violet hornet]

Yeah we had this for mcdoubles for a little while and I was definitely taking advantage of it

I prefer my geese salty

[copper hawk]

Just think of how ASHAMED ud ne if u got the food

[placid fiber]

Yeah when we're feeling lazy we get a few mcdoubles

[vernal terrace]

The fast food one is crazy though like growing up poor that used to be the way to get a big cheap filling meal for the whole family now a single burger and chips is like £12

[stone fern]

a pack of bacon is the same price as a fucking dollar menu

i can eat the bacon depending on how degenerate i get in 5-3 meals

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-kevin-bacon-cooking-oscar-mayer-actor-gif-6625120090734255896

[violet hornet]

Dayumn that's a lotta bacon

[stone fern]

its like 10 slices?

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-food-gif-12583283796040549115

I remember when I used to make that much bacon every day at jersey mike's lol

[violet hornet]

Depends on if it's thick sliced or not iirc

[vernal terrace]

Selling clad the bacon that shrinks to 3/4s its size when cooked

[stone fern]

cmon man

[placid fiber]

like 30-40 sheets of bacon every day... each sheet has 9 pieces, so that's 270-360 pieces of bacon cooked daily

[stone fern]

you know i just post more when i get cooked

[violet hornet]

Dollar store bacon defying the laws of physics to lose 3/4 of its mass

[plucky gate]

pain

[vernal terrace]

We need to keep the good bacon in reserve you are eating over your bacon quota

[placid fiber]

I was the bacinator for a while, before I had to cut back my hours(due to it killing me and for insurance)

[grizzled aspen]

BASTARD GOT ME MONOLOGUING

[plucky gate]

simply eat more until you gain immunity from it

[stone fern]

FUCK YOU ILL EAT ALL THE BACON I WANT

[grizzled aspen]

I'm replacing all your bacon for the next 7 years with tofu.

[vernal terrace]

McDonald’s bacon scares me those guys really skirt the line with their bacon on if it’s actually cooked

[placid fiber]

I was doing 6 days a week and pushing myself past my mental limits sometimes 4 days a week... it took a toll on me :/

[stone fern]

ill eat you

[grizzled aspen]

Have you seen how sonic cooks their bacon? That shit is atrocious.

[vernal terrace]

never had a bad experience with it it just looks raw still sometimes

[violet hornet]

Floppy fast food bacon 😨

[vernal terrace]

Nah never been

[violet hornet]

Only Stan would approve...

[plucky gate]

really? the bacon at the mcdonalds i was at tends to overcook them i think
Like they end up pretty crunchy

[stone fern]

im done with fast food places tbh if i wanna eat out i just go to the communist canteens

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah so first off sonic doesn't require you to wear gloves, so jot that down.

Second, you aren't allowed to hold bacon on the grill longer than 15s for each flip, and you are to lay two pieces together and cook them in such a way where there is a section on each strip that never touches the grill directly.

Tldr, sonic bacon will give you mega food poisoning, do not eat their food.

[stone fern]

its a soup+a real dish for the same price if not cheaper than a mcmenu

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing you can really get away with eating from sonic without the possibility of getting sick is their mozzarella sticks.

Ask @spare talon and his strange addiction to them...

[placid fiber]

wat?

[stone fern]

fried cheese is kino

[placid fiber]

No gloves?!

[stone fern]

cole has taste

[grizzled aspen]

Yup, no gloves.

[placid fiber]

Why are you tasting cole?

[grizzled aspen]

I worked there, I know.

[stone fern]

you dont have to wear gloves if you wash your hands frequently enough

[grizzled aspen]

As long as you "wash your hands frequently" (you never get to as a cook because people are fat pieces of shit that want 7 bacon double cheese burgers in one order) then you don't have to wear gloves.

[placid fiber]

Oof, I have been wearing gloves since I was a CNA... no gloves is unreal to me when working with people or food...

[stone fern]

tbh

[grizzled aspen]

Also, fuck sonic and their stupid ass corndogs.

[plucky gate]

damn wtf

[stone fern]

i only wash vegetables when i cook for other people

[grizzled aspen]

Fucking 50c corndog day, I packaged, I shit you not, over 1,200 corndogs myself.

In the span of like, 3 hours.

[placid fiber]

jesus...

[broken walrus]

Thats why chinese food tastes so good, no gloves. Authentic chinese flavor

[grizzled aspen]

Keep in mind they are actively still bubbling with grease when you package them.

Sonic should genuinely be shut down as a fast food chain for their unsafe practices.

[placid fiber]

Any handling of any raw meat could easily contaminate cooked product if you didn't wash your hands inbetween

[stone fern]

i wash my hands

[plucky gate]

I've never heard of Sonic. Guess it's not in my area?

[grizzled aspen]

Clad has never worked fast food, apparently.

[placid fiber]

I do too, not everyone does

[grizzled aspen]

One does not simply get the opportunity to wash their hands every time they should.

It just isn't possible.

[placid fiber]

Yep

[stone fern]

gloves when cooking is kind of an american thing

[plucky gate]

yeah that's why gloves exist
unfortunate your restaurant doesn't enforce them

[placid fiber]

The same thing is true for a cna as well, sadly

[stone fern]

many places in europe, germany, hungary, balkans are 50-50 when it comes to gloves

[grizzled aspen]

I used to be the breader guy for the fast food chicken joint I worked at, and I'd have to wear several pairs of gloves at once because I could rip the nasty pair off and do something without cross contamination.

I, alone, would go through a third of a box of gloves a night.

[hybrid jewel]

More like, some people just give a tiny bit more dook than others.

[stone fern]

i fucking love microplastics

hell yeah frog go through those gloves

[placid fiber]

I've gone through a box of gloves plenty of days, at jersey mike's

[stone fern]

silicone? more like yummers

latex? gimmie that

[grizzled aspen]

If my coworkers would work faster than the speed of snail then I wouldn't have had to use so many gloves.

[plucky gate]

i went through a lot of gloves too
I would hope most people would if it's really busy at a fast food place

[grizzled aspen]

I am literally doing the most annoying job in the fucking store, outside of dealing with customers directly, the least those idiots could do is turn around and lift a basket of fries so they don't burn.

[placid fiber]

I am used to changing gloves as a cna and that has been built into me... I change my gloves sometimes probably when I don't need to :/

[grizzled aspen]

But anyway, I don't work fast food anymore, and I never will.

[placid fiber]

Fair

[grizzled aspen]

I need a job where middle management somehow isn't violently incompetent.

[plucky gate]

Oh Sonic is in the US and not in Canada

[placid fiber]

jersey mike's at least isn't fast food

Still managing an entire grill by yourself is hard on you... especially when you have to prep and wrap the subs yourself

[grizzled aspen]

I'm at least scraping by as a grocery guy because I can look my boss in the eye, tell him he's fucking stupid, and then meticulously explain to him why he is stupid, without getting fired.

I am far too useful to him to be fired for explaining why he is dumb every other day.

[plucky gate]

tbh i didn't mind my job in mcdonalds kitchen
helps a lot that my managers and coworkers were decent people

[placid fiber]

I have pretty decent managers, and I am also a good worker so that helps. Co-workers are always hit or miss, but, generally I've gotten better co-workers

[grizzled aspen]

Get this, right, he wanted me to pull every can of Vienna sausage out of one of our dump tables, then switch it out with the dump table of tuna.

They are LITERALLY right next to each other, btw.

[placid fiber]

wat?

[grizzled aspen]

So like, we've got dump tables, right.

[obsidian prairie]

Just move the fucking tables at that point

15 second job

[grizzled aspen]

It's a table with like a barrier around em and you open cases and dump em in.

[placid fiber]

Like that sounds stupid to me without knowing anything :/

[grizzled aspen]

Hence the name, dump table.

One table is full of Vienna sausage, the other is full of tuna.

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[grizzled aspen]

He wanted me to empty both tables and switch em around, without physically moving the tables.

[placid fiber]

WOuldn't you have 2 tables of tuna then?

[grizzled aspen]

No, no, you'd still have one of each, they'd just switch places.

[placid fiber]

but... why?

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, it was violently ignorant so I told him to go fuck himself and just moved the signs around.

[plucky gate]

I don't think i've seen anything similar so i'm not sure what that is.
So like, the table is just for storing cans of sausage/tuna?

[placid fiber]

why would you put everything backwards randomly? :/

[grizzled aspen]

40 minute job of grabbing individual cans, throwing them into shopping carts, and then switching tables around, fixed in 3 seconds and 2 strips of tape.

[grizzled aspen]

I think this same thought every single time he tells me to do something dumb.

"Brother, this makes no sense, why would you put tortilla chips and little Debbie snack cakes on the same endcap?"

[placid fiber]

I can't comprehend doing that to people

[grizzled aspen]

(actual conversation btw)

[plucky gate]

oh those tables

[placid fiber]

[grizzled aspen]

(we had a shipper of cheese dip I could've put on the endcap instead of little Debbie snack cakes btw)

[violet hornet]

Ahh yes the sweet and salty endcap

[grizzled aspen]

That would only make sense if it was like chocolate syrup or something like that.

And if there were more salty things present.

But it was just fucking yellow tortilla chips.

Speaking of, peanut butter crackers dipped in chocolate is super good if you want a treat on a budget.

[violet hornet]

This is like when I find an odd rack of olives or something in the freezer section at the grocery store and wonder how it got there

[grizzled aspen]

The most dreaded chore of all that I never have to do: misplace.

Thank fuck I do not have to do misplace.

[violet hornet]

I get maybe putting cocktail sauce near the frozen shrimp or something but sometimes it's just totally random

[placid fiber]

customers, dumbass employees, or troll employees/customers

I've literally put things back where they go in grocery stores before just because of my minor case of ocd :/

[placid fiber]

Do you also have to deal with co-workers who sometimes don't know how to do first in first out?

"Brother this says febuary 12th... WHY IS FEBUARY 15TH IN FRONT OF IT?!"

I suppose it would be a bit different at a grocery store than at a restraunt

since the product is prepped ahead of time at a restraunt

[grizzled aspen]

Every fucking day.

[placid fiber]

Oh that has to fucking suck

[grizzled aspen]

I just pulled a bunch of Feb 24th bread out from behind March 9th, actually.

So not only was it not rotated, the shit was out of date.

[placid fiber]

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, and get this.

You know fruit snacks?

Like the little gummies you give to 4 year olds as a treat?

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[full nebula]

The Flintstone ones I eat by the jar you mean?

[clever swan]

FRUIT SNACKS?

[grizzled aspen]

Wednesday last week was Feb 18th, 2025. I pulled an entire product that went out of date in September of 2023.

[placid fiber]

wat?!

[grizzled aspen]

You know how astronomically fucking bad you have to screw up for fruit snacks to go out of date?

[placid fiber]

Really bad

[grizzled aspen]

They are literally 90% preservatives.

[placid fiber]

Here I thought the cheese balls that were like 1 month out of date at my walmart was bad, holy fuck

1 and a half year out of date fruit snacks, tho?!

[full nebula]

Just dehydrate and then freeze so they last longer

[remote lark]

Does zealot have a weapon that can kill bulwarks and crushers instantly but also had good horde clear

I'm trying to think

Not ds, and relic struggles with bulwarks

[obsidian prairie]

Caxe

[full nebula]

Evis kinda

[remote lark]

Ahhh true caxe and evisc

[placid fiber]

caxe probably yeah

maybe chaxe and evisc

[violet hornet]

Ironhelm maybe?

[placid fiber]

eh, sorta

[obsidian prairie]

Reminder that chaxe can pen a bulwark shield with good aim

[remote lark]

I was just kinda thinking to myself weapons like caxe don't need bolter for bulwark/cara and don't need flamer so they don't need to take TK and can take a normal secondary like bolt pistol and snag nades

[violet hornet]

Thammers are okay for a lone ogryn event but a group is a problem for them

[remote lark]

I may update my guide to reflect that

Also any weapon that has low ttk on ogryns would probably benefit more from nades than bolter to pop them cause nades give u breathing room to take care of them and also have good dmg with uny

[placid fiber]

It also depends on if this is the base game or havoc that you are talking about

[remote lark]

I'm always talking about base game unless I say otherwise

[placid fiber]

Good to know, most people skip saying they need it for havoc so I always try to ask

at least for newer people

I mean base game thammer can hold its own for horde clear

Unless you get the super omega horde

[remote lark]

Too immobile to kill a group of bulwarks even if u use flame nade to get room

[placid fiber]

also groups of ogryns tend to be rough for any chain weapon and the thammer

[remote lark]

Eeeh but why dance around them when boltgun just kills them

[carmine falcon]

cause its fun to duel maulers and crushers

[remote lark]

I'll just make a note that boltguns the meta for alot of melees but nades can make alot of weapons have an easier time dealing with ogryns

[obsidian prairie]

Bolter and flamer are just

The Sidearms™️

You don't need much else unless you want to run it or don't run tknives

[carmine falcon]

i alternate bolter, bolt pisstol, las recon and pistol, infantry autom, brauto, double barrel shotty and flamer for funnsies

i kill like 90% of things with melee so it doesnt really matter

this reminds me i havent used revolver in ages

[placid fiber]

Revolver is amazing... until your faced with a wall of crushers with a heavy sword >.>

[remote lark]

@grizzled aspen do u think u could solo hi shock logi

curious

[carmine falcon]

im running cowboy revolver tomorrow
still dont have the right blessings on it

i just run it with hand cannon and dont even know what the second one is

[placid fiber]

surgical

[remote lark]

Agri revolver is fun if u take shroudfield

shroud has 1s minimum time so u can get full shroudfield buff on 4 shots of ur revolver

[placid fiber]

surgical is to guarantee the crit

[remote lark]

Kill 4 reapers and half health most bosses instantly

Yeah for regular fotf builds it's zarona with surgical hand cannon

[placid fiber]

Yeah, but, idk about the agri one

I'd still probably say handcannon surgical tho

[remote lark]

Just takes crucian instead of surgical.

In regular builds.

[carmine falcon]

yourc clip was so stupid

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[carmine falcon]

4 reapers insta deleted

[remote lark]

Yeah if u wanna do that take the one that gives dmg on 2 3 and 4th shot

And hand cannon

[remote lark]

have u?

[grizzled aspen]

If it's anything like the godforsaken pubs I get stuck with, I solo it anyway.

[remote lark]

Idk

[grizzled aspen]

Last logi I queued into I straight up told the people I was with that they should never queue for aurics again, they were so terrible.

[placid fiber]

tfw you're stuck with someone worse than a drooler...

[remote lark]

Lol

Go try a solo logi for me? I wanna see if u can clear it

[clever swan]

there should be a solo mod that replaces all disablers with a weakened boss spawn

[placid fiber]

50 aggroed daemonhosts

[remote lark]

would be more fun than most maels

ngl

[grizzled aspen]

Why do you want me to solo shit...

[remote lark]

I just genuinely want to see if u can

I think u can I just wanna see cuz I'm gonna do it later too for fun with smaul

[grizzled aspen]

Any restrictions, within reason?

[full nebula]

Every post on Steam News for Darktide? No Solo Mode? Megamind.jpg

[placid fiber]

I probably could solo stuff like that... I just don't want to put that much stress on myself on purpose

[remote lark]

No ds no knife no stealth no speedrunning

[plucky gate]

(he's gonna do it on sedition)

[remote lark]

Hi shock logi only

[grizzled aspen]

No, it's gonna be auric hishock.

[remote lark]

Lol

[full nebula]

Idk soloing is any different than normal maelstrom qp and being forced to clutch multiple times in 8/10 games

[remote lark]

Yeah you're clutching from start to finish it's significantly harder

[full nebula]

Barely

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna do it with crit hammer, just to spite Clad.

[plucky gate]

Is this through true solo mod or do you use another way of starting solo missions?

[full nebula]

Ive had to clutch the entire team 4 times in one game before, may as well just play solo

[plucky gate]

i havent actually tried the mod

[remote lark]

No, it's not "barely" harder, you probably play in malice if you think true soloing is the same as clutching

Begone

[full nebula]

How is it different if you're getting the same enemy density?

[placid fiber]

You get less ammo clutching

[obsidian prairie]

Because you have occasional meat shields with the extras

[placid fiber]

^

[obsidian prairie]

Corpses absorb a lot of aggro

And the 5 seconds they are alive is damage and stagger you aren't doing

[remote lark]

Because of, mainly:
All enemy aggro is ob you
Any disables is instant death
Doing objectives solo without meatshield teammates is actually really hard

[full nebula]

Not really? I literally can't count the number of times I've had to run laps for 5 minutes straight to pick away at the onslaught

[grizzled aspen]

I FUCKING BOILED MY ALFREDO

[full nebula]

Objectives sure, but theres a reason everyone just does braindead stealth

[remote lark]

Also even dogshit teammates still kill a few hundred enemies each

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[remote lark]

Stealth invalidates any solo you do, that's why I stipulated no stealth

[plucky gate]

How do you do a solo run? Is it just with the mod?

[remote lark]

Yeah but no stealth no speedrunning

[full nebula]

Thy Wrath Be Swift, gooooo

[remote lark]

It's not a real solo otherwise

[grizzled aspen]

The hard part of solo logi is gonna be doing the cogitator.

[remote lark]

I challenge you to go try to solo a hi shock auric logistratum.

I beg you, even.

[grizzled aspen]

If I do it on psyker I'm gonna have to run bubble and bank on having a medipack for first event.

[full nebula]

I'm good, that would take too long.

[remote lark]

Yeah I thought so

[full nebula]

I could do it

[remote lark]

Doubtful

[grizzled aspen]

If I do it on zealout I'm gonna have to until death the objective with twbs.

[full nebula]

I don't want to run in circles for 10 minutes in every room bruh

[grizzled aspen]

First obj on zealout bare minimum is gonna take at least 8 minutes, just due to until death cooldowns.

[remote lark]

No u dont

First event is not infinite spawns

[plucky gate]

i used to try solo attempts by using mmt on old maelstroms that people couldn't queue into.
I never succeeded but i feel like i could probably do it now

[plush estuary]

which map?

[grizzled aspen]

Logi.

[plush estuary]

it is infinite

[remote lark]

Logi, I've seen first even take breaks

[plush estuary]

spent 1 hour trying solo in that room

[remote lark]

I abused them for some of my solos

Well u smell

[full nebula]

Objectives are the only problem with soloing

Everything else is just time and whittling down the enemies

[grizzled aspen]

Enemies still trickle in fast enough to stop you from doing the obj.

[plucky gate]

simply spam click and get super lucky

[remote lark]

Could do something cursed

[grizzled aspen]

I wouldn't say objectives are the problem, but cogitators.

[remote lark]

Book and twbs

[grizzled aspen]

You can easily solo any carry task or scan task.

[remote lark]

Gold toughmess

[full nebula]

I'd say, thats gonna be the biggest hang up I'd say. Enemies are a problem but again, you can just do circles normally.

[remote lark]

points at my speedrun solo h40 I did as a joke

just ran in circles

wowee guys I'm so good

[grizzled aspen]

Sycorax is just running for first event and a scan task for second event.

[plucky gate]

maybe i'll attempt one later
need to pass the time as i wait for wilds

[remote lark]

I had a whole soap box speech meltdown the other day

I hate stealth users

[grizzled aspen]

It's not difficult in the slightest, especially if you identify what the scan targets are in the first look about.

[full nebula]

I always jump head first into the onslaught, disregard threat assessment and enemy priority

[grizzled aspen]

The difficult part of that is its havoc 40 and getting shot instantly kills you.

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

I made it to the hallways in sycorax the other night

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, I could definitely do solo logi on zealout, it just wouldn't be fun.

[remote lark]

Are you really gonna cop out too

[grizzled aspen]

It'd be like doing pit of heresy solo flawless again, but I can't abuse stealth hunter.

[plucky gate]

i wanna try it on psyker

probably would use bubble

[remote lark]

I'm gonna use smaul

Scout cosplay

I might even post it

[grizzled aspen]

Logi first event is literally chamber of suffering encounter.

[plucky gate]

anyways going to sleep
gonna fuck up my sleep schedule so i wake up on wild's launch

[remote lark]

Wait I should do it with that stupid build wr came up with frog and post it
No until death
Can u imagine the reddit meltdown

[full nebula]

Also, I'm not sure how clutching is that different most of the time. Probably 75% of the time, everyone gets placed 3 rooms away, so theres all of that shit, plus whatever horde on top of it.

[copper hawk]

gleeps on ur gibble gorp

[grizzled aspen]

I'm eating some mid ahh store-bought frozen alfredo that for some reason has red peppers in it.

[clever swan]

you would think this but honestly if you go into the mission knowing you're soloing it may very well make it easier. and you never have any notion of relying on anyone, either.

[full nebula]

^

[grizzled aspen]

One would think that, but in practice, it's nowhere near the same.

Hordes don't matter in true solo.

What matters is killing disablers.

[full nebula]

I semi stick with the team, but if I'm playing with randoms, I don't normally let myself get pulled into the massacre that they bring on.

[remote lark]

It's different because you have to kill often 30-50% more enemies cause no sandbagging teammates to steal kills, aggro issues, objective issues, lethal disablers

It's literally just clutching the whole map but also you kill 2x more enemies than u normally would

[clever swan]

disablers are the truest enemy of all

[grizzled aspen]

Anything and everything you can do to subsidize disabler murder is key.

[plucky gate]

i think the worst thing in my attempts was just the fear of a boss pushing me into a trapper

[grizzled aspen]

If that means mag dumping that bulwark with the last 4 rounds in your boltgun, go for it.

[remote lark]

A good logi run seems to average 2.5-3k teamwide kills and i usually take half of those
just solo kills a solo run? big difference

[full nebula]

But like I said, most of the time they're placed multiple rooms away anyway. So you have all of those ambient enemies, on top of the likely active hordes to come. The enemy number isn't reduced at all beyond the first group that your team died to.

[remote lark]

Ur completely ignoring the time ur team spends alive killing things and helping outside of those 3 rooms ur so fixated on

[plucky gate]

i think i ragequit my solo attempts after i solo'd a plogryn + horde as a psyker and a trapper netted me the literal moment i killed it

[remote lark]

Even bad teammates have real value

[carmine falcon]

soloing might be easier psychologically cause u aint failing 3 people at the end of a 25 minute mission

[obsidian prairie]

Their corpses are very durable and very attractive targets

[full nebula]

I'm not ignoring it, how are they killing anything if the team goes down in the first room, then I have to clutch until the first event or something to get everyone up?

[remote lark]

Besides, if you look at me with a straight face and say your win rate true soloing will be anywhere close to your normal winrate

You're lying and you know it

These words can only be spoken by someone who's never done it before

I do not know why you're arguing when you have never done it

[full nebula]

Because unless the mod causes even more enemy density, its pretty much the same beyond the first group that your team died to.

[carmine falcon]

soloing is inherently harder cause the game is straight up not designed to be single player
every single disabler can shit all over you at any given moment and u need teammates to escape them
you're basically fighting a game not designed to accomodate you

[grizzled aspen]

Also @remote lark you can ask Tau, I am fully capable of soloing for 15 minutes after tension has run out, he has watched me do it.

The only thing that fucked the clutch was the game spawned 4 flamers at the same time and I didn't have a chastise to get out of it.

[spare talon]

knife zealot experience

[plucky gate]

it's gonna be hard but i think most people here could probably get one win in a day if they really wanted to grind attempts for 20 hours

[remote lark]

Assuming they die instantly from first room to end and also instantly die on revive?

Even I've never had a team that bad more than like once ever

Also there's modifiers like tension that makes their deaths affect horde density

Dead teammates = ai director goes easy on u

[spring storm]

knife zealots rage quitting three rooms ahead

[carmine falcon]

lol i saw this game today it looks so goofy in a good way

[remote lark]

me during our duo

[spare talon]

the other day i got called a knife zealot
i was a scriers tac axe psyker

[clever swan]

sacrificing bots to appease the ai director

[remote lark]

I just don't know if u can solo

that's why I asked u to try

[carmine falcon]

knife zealot is a lifestyle

[spring storm]

taxe scrier feels dangerously based 😭🙏

[remote lark]

@spare talon

[obsidian prairie]

Its actual crack

[spare talon]

why are you pinging me for it

im already here

i brought it up

[remote lark]

Cause u disappear alot

[plucky gate]

Or, you just never get the revive off because the game fucking scams you like this, so your clutch ends up long enough to basically be a solo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922136978865156168/1315088773423566858/revive_teleport.mp4?ex=67bf9b5c&is=67be49dc&hm=73091db3ec1e561f230ccfcf76aa028d32d3e76a2f50eb456935eb934e3ca9d6&

[grizzled aspen]

Can't you just be satisfied with knowing I have the mechanical skill to do it but just don't wanna...

[obsidian prairie]

You can zoom at mach fuck while dropping 4 kills a swing and shitting on ragers forever

We don't talk about crushers though

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/SwCD1ogp9PA?si=dcucD1cjXy4kLAHr&t=1168

[remote lark]

idk if u do

tee hee

[plucky gate]

nah it's more fun if you suffer sorry

[grizzled aspen]

You're just ignoring all the times I've clutched our missions together...

How cruel...

[remote lark]

Yes

[full nebula]

I have pretty much none of my clutches recorded. Because they take too long, add an extra 10 minutes probably

[remote lark]

Can u repost build I wanna try it

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e477e30-624d-48a3-b54a-8097ca8a4145/simply-just-a-little-tac-axe-psyker?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[remote lark]

Ty

[grizzled aspen]

I think commsplex could be a fun true solo.

[full nebula]

hab dreyko

[remote lark]

Do sycorax while ur at it noob

[spring storm]

😩

[grizzled aspen]

I'd rather eat glass.

[full nebula]

I did Hab Dreyko duo with one of my friends, both of us on psyker. We couldn't get the end event done lmao.

Even with all the CC possible, kept getting knocked off.

[grizzled aspen]

That sounds like neither of you brought horde clear.

[sullen forge]

Hab peako

[grizzled aspen]

Or neither of you know how to play psyker right.

[full nebula]

No we had it, just not enough

[spring storm]

too bad im taking a darkride toleranxe break or id taxe up

[full nebula]

I can't remember the modfiers but it was probably maelstrom, so its not like it was easy.

[spare talon]

its psyker

you had enough

[grizzled aspen]

Also end event is pretty easy to do with two people.

[full nebula]

I can't remember the set ups, I don't think either of us brought staff

[grizzled aspen]

If you get knocked out of the sequence, the positions remain the same.

[full nebula]

Yes but you only have so much hp

[grizzled aspen]

Then don't let your teammate die.

[sullen forge]

Had this happen multiple times

[full nebula]

DUHH MEDCRATE?!!?

'

[sullen forge]

its- upsetting to say the least

[grizzled aspen]

No, I don't even consider a medcrate there.

[remote lark]

Frogs so smart
"Just don't let them die"

[grizzled aspen]

It's pretty easy to let your teammate not die.

[full nebula]

I always put them against the tree

[grizzled aspen]

You say "hey there's a bunch of ragers, stop."

[remote lark]

Then why do I always die... only when I play with you..

[full nebula]

We didn't die, we would literally get knocked off every 2 seconds.

[grizzled aspen]

I let you die on purpose because I am greatly amused by your suffering.

[remote lark]

what stips you from standing on top of ur buddy and spamming push to cheese it lol

[full nebula]

Too much trash

[plucky gate]

man the more i think about soloing logi, the more i don't wanna do the cringe ass objective

[obsidian prairie]

Going to kill this mf, they also have a trauma hammerblow crusher

[plucky gate]

that's going to be awful

[remote lark]

push has infinite cleave and is 360 degrees so thar doesn't hold up

[sullen forge]

this guy

[grizzled aspen]

There's literally no such thing, you can push an infinite amount of trash and you have the stamina regen speed to do so.

[full nebula]

Likely gunners too, I can't remember its been months

[obsidian prairie]

awhgihgahgahwgp

[carmine falcon]

based hammerblow user?

[remote lark]

Is that a fucking chud bomber

[sullen forge]

Soyjak bomber thank you very much

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing that should remotely concern you with push cheese is getting shot, disabled, or having elites come beat you to death.

[remote lark]

Doesn't surge not work on that lol

[obsidian prairie]

Only for m1

Shit

[full nebula]

Yes it was likely all of those things

[grizzled aspen]

M1 macro.

[obsidian prairie]

They're going to m1 spam aren't they

[remote lark]

Oh.

[full nebula]

If it was just trash I don't think It would've been much of a hang up, considering the duo

[remote lark]

"Considering the duo"
You lost.

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway if either of you were using trauma staff then you have no excuse for not clearing.

Like none, at all, whatsoever.

[plucky gate]

I've done this
It works

[full nebula]

I don't think either of us had a staff

[remote lark]

I know it works that's why I'm pointing it out

[grizzled aspen]

You can throw maulers and ragers to the floor before they become an issue.

[full nebula]

I definitely didn't never used staves until recently

[remote lark]

Unless ur an idiot and u let elites walk up to you, you can stand on top of someone and just push and they'll do the objective at full hp

[full nebula]

No shit

[remote lark]

I'm glad I could teach u something

Thank me later

[full nebula]

So many people who talk shit, but I probably have 2x-3x their playtime

[remote lark]

But they clear and you dont

[full nebula]

[remote lark]

Matt's about to kill me I can feel it

[plucky gate]

maybe i should attempt to solo the baby mode map (enclavum baross) instead so i dont have to deal with cringe objectives

[full nebula]

I actually have about 5x your playtime

[remote lark]

But I clear and you don't

Does that mean I'm 5x better than you?

I think it does..

[full nebula]

How many hours you have?

I have 12

[remote lark]

not alot actually

I haven't checked

frog how many do u have

[plucky gate]

12k?

[full nebula]

No 12 hours

[plucky gate]

damn thats crazy

[full nebula]

12k would be insane tbh

Like fuck

[plucky gate]

i wonder if anyone actually has that

[full nebula]

I've seen a lot with 2k+

[plucky gate]

I'm only at like 1.2k i think

[grizzled aspen]

Not as many as steam says I do, I have left darktide running many times when I've gone to work.

[plucky gate]

but i take a lot of long breaks when there's no updates

[remote lark]

I think I have less though, maybe 500

[violet hornet]

12k would be 14.66 hours per day since launch

[rough edge]

I am at 300 hours

(I get free hours because I have a buff/debuff called unemployment)

[remote lark]

Lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I have like 1.2k last I checked, but again, that's not accurate.

[plucky gate]

close enough

[full nebula]

I would have more but I've been working a lot. Only been doing a few games a day for the last couple months.

[grizzled aspen]

It would be more accurate to look at my account level and guess from there.

[rough edge]

I want money PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY TO WORK RAAA

[remote lark]

If playtime translated to skill this world would be a happier place...

[grizzled aspen]

I'm like 280 on zealout, 160 on vet and psyker, and 80 on ogryn.

Give or take a few levels.

[full nebula]

If playtime translated to skill, there would be a lot of really skilled xbox players.

[remote lark]

HAHA

[plucky gate]

i thought you'd be higher by now

[misty ravine]

I used to have a job where I'd have Darktide running on night shift and just go do stuff when called away.

There was also a time I left my PC on with Darktide open by accident then left for a job site for 16 days

[full nebula]

My lowest is psyker, I think its like 190s? Atm, Idk I can't remember

[rough edge]

if playtime translated to skill, I wouldn't shoot poxbursts as they jump scare me from behind

[plucky gate]

i'm at like 400 psyker, 300 zealot and vet each and 100 on ogryn

[violet hornet]

damn we close

[full nebula]

Still highest

[violet hornet]

800 levels on zealot for me

[remote lark]

@spare talon how many hours do you have

[full nebula]

If I didn't have a job and responsibility, I'd be way over 2k by now.

[plucky gate]

bet cole has like 4k

[spare talon]

2919

• 139

[full nebula]

You get hours by playing the game, instead of talking in zealot chat.

[violet hornet]

I wonder how many trauma is at now

[full nebula]

The amount that someone should have a job at

[violet hornet]

I believe he passed that a while ago lmao

man getting a phd and tenure on the mourningstar

[carmine falcon]

i have like 250 hours, take away 40-50 easily cause i leave the game open for hours

200 hours since unlocked and loaded is crazy

this is why i dropped multiplayer for years to beat SP games

takes all ur time

[violet hornet]

3.7 hours each day since launch

[full nebula]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Basically none of my hours are afk time. I pretty much always close my game if I'm not playing

[carmine falcon]

i afk a lot (i probably have adhd)

[violet hornet]

cole starring the anime "fighting heretics is my part time job in another world!"

[carmine falcon]

also i know for sure i left the game open 2 nights while sleeping

[full nebula]

One of my irl friends probably has 3k afk hours on DayZ, just from leaving it on the menu over night and at work

[grizzled aspen]

PSA, chat, Lumii smells bad.

And with that, I bid you adieu, I have been awake for 32 hours and I absolutely must sleep or I might literally keel over.

[clever swan]

i have lots of dayz hours just from keeping the launcher open by accident

[remote lark]

Noob

[grizzled aspen]

I am going to have you play drg with me just so I can watch cave leeches drag you away.

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-angry-professor-jones-uncanny-gif-10725295082977733048

[median steeple]

love this stupid gif

[clever swan]

"i cant believe my murderous commissar is this cute!"

[full nebula]

[clever swan]

tera
oh god

[plucky gate]

man those achievements for Hatoful Boyfriend: Holiday Star must be really hard

[violet hornet]

thankfully that's not my steam profile

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/4392-bingus-cole-gif-9698978469145099279

[full nebula]

Accounts like that are basically memes. Steam doesn't care how many games you run, so they just afk them all in the background

Everything under FF is probably more legit, probably still a lot of afk time though

[violet violet]

Anyone have a melee weapon to recommend? Everything I've tried on Zealot has felt hard to use. I'm struggling with crowds and full armored enemies primarily. Liked the shovel on the veteran and pick on ogryn.

[grizzled aspen]

crumsher.

[full nebula]

Too advanced for new people

[grizzled aspen]

No it isn't lmao.

[full nebula]

Try heavy Eviscerator

[grizzled aspen]

Single target is h1 l2, horde clear is l1 h2.

You can mix in push attacks for funzies.

It is pants on head easy.

[full nebula]

Unless someone played VT, i wouldn't recommend any combo weapons to new people

[violet hornet]

immeasurably complex

rashad?

[full nebula]

Heavy evis tbh, heavies and light spamming

[sullen forge]

it takes a shit ton out of me not to tell people to probably stick to base Damnation especially after this match

[grizzled aspen]

Evisc is a much more complex weapon than crusher and its not even close.

[full nebula]

The 15? Huh

[violet hornet]

I keep thinking only of evi mk 3 but you're probably referring to 15

that one is new player friendly for sure

[violet violet]

Thanks, I'll try the eviscerator and crusher

[grizzled aspen]

Very simple question that always should run in your head with mk15 is "is it worth revving this heavy."

And mk3 is a combo weapon that is actually complex.

[full nebula]

Yes indeed

The 15 is the one if you're brand new

[vernal terrace]

work i was complaining about earlier done

managers asking me why im merging code at 2am

[carmine falcon]

naming yourself george droyd is wild 💀 that meme is pure brainrot lmfao

[spare talon]

tanner disciple in the lobby

[sullen forge]

Yeah me and Vic actively avoided reviving them

good meatshield thats about it LMAO

we literally did the carrying till the end and wiped

cause they COULD NOT KILL TOX BOMBERS

[full nebula]

Naw you gotta call'em the R word 20 times because they're clueless

True tanner shit

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/meatriding-gif-27682103

[carmine falcon]

please understand block + push is too many clicks

i shoota da bursta

i wipea da team

[vernal terrace]

i headshot bursters that cole goes to push
i also push bursters towards him
:3

but only cole

[full nebula]

People who can't do basic mechanics are why I don't stick too close to the team. If you're in range of a teammate who can get you blown up from not pushing a burster ect, you're too close

[violet hornet]

seven words every reject wants to hear: "Darktide is now patched to load mods!"

[remote lark]

George droyd was tanners name until I think it got banned

[full nebula]

I was in his discord for a week? He was complaining about getting banned on the steam forum, he's basically calling someone the Rword in the post. I'm like bruh, how do you expect to not get banned

[remote lark]

Tanner is special

[carmine falcon]

using edgy memes on main accounts

https://tenor.com/view/beating-cristi-memri-gif-25663599

[tame sluice]

hey more heretics for me

[placid fiber]

That's putting it lightly lol

[grizzled aspen]

Tanner is a 300lb tub of lard, literally.

[carmine falcon]

he sounds like a 40kg twink

[remote lark]

He banned me and malded for hours after my ban because I told tanner his stealth "solos" aren't solos

[grizzled aspen]

Brother, there are pictures.

That man is round.

Ham planet.

[carmine falcon]

lmao didnt know

[delicate shadow]

look y'all really gotta stop talking/obsessing over tanner

[carmine falcon]

i dont really follow the guy or whatever drama happnes around him

[placid fiber]

So jurassic park if it was more round, than lean?

[delicate shadow]

it ain't healthy and it's really not what this discord is meant to accomodate

[placid fiber]

I just got here, I was laying down for a bit >.>'

[carmine falcon]

i was gonna say too much tanner spam lately

[placid fiber]

I give tanner about 0.000000000000000000000000001% of my total energy in a day at the most lol

[broken walrus]

Oh noes, they gonna put us back in time out 😦

[carmine falcon]

most of us dont care about youtubers

[hard nexus]

yah

troo

[vernal terrace]

no where near that tbh if we are just going off that one picture its more likely like 180 - 220 range but hard to gauge off a single picture can 100% say as the enjoyer of the dads though its not 300lbs

[full nebula]

Last thing. Some brand new person in his discord, was complaining about having no material, person who clearly only has a handful of hours. His suggestion, do Havoc 40 once a week. Like bruh

[carmine falcon]

i like how we got nicely asked to stop talking about the guy and people still did it

[grizzled aspen]

200lb people in Europe must look rough, then.

[full nebula]

That's the last

[grizzled aspen]

When I was around 210lbs I had a flat stomach and looked great.

[copper hawk]

what about dorn

[placid fiber]

(spell)

[full nebula]

Autocorrect disagrees

[grizzled aspen]

Then I got up to 230 and got pudgy so I had to declare enough being enough and now I'm down to 185.

[vernal terrace]

really depends on your height and weight distribution like ALOT of it depends on that

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-spell-gif-16768187878782478692

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I am 6ft tall and built like an oak tree.

[vernal terrace]

but anyway his weight doesnt matter at all and of all the things you can criticise him for that one is rather shitty

[placid fiber]

wolp moi angror

[remote lark]

troo

[hard nexus]

we should really just

stop talking about him so much

lmfao

[rough edge]

I randomly encountered a tanner video on YouTube. Didn't realize it was them till I was like 'this dude is insufferable' then checked who made it

[hard nexus]

a mention here or there is whatever

but

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/voldemor-harrypotter-mechant-sorcier-magie-noir-gif-12511017

[carmine falcon]

lets talk about the absolute goat instead
chocoB

[grizzled aspen]

True...

[full nebula]

We having one of these situations

[remote lark]

I think it would be objectively funny if they censored the word tanner

[placid fiber]

Weight depends on a lot of things, how you act is what is more important

[full nebula]

We all know telopots best yt player

[carmine falcon]

wot da hylll he uploaded 2 weeks ago and i missed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t-kBCWyOM8&t=2087s

love this guy

he just games

gamering time

[vernal terrace]

ive got too many cans of redbull on my desk someone come move them please

[full nebula]

Anyone notice a lot of Darktide yters play sloppy af?

[nimble fiber]

[carmine falcon]

the best dorktide tubers are the ones who just game
i like watching mr unc

bro's a demon

[rough edge]

I like Reginald. He seems to make good stuff

[placid fiber]

youtubers are sloppy in general, from my experience

[remote lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/648014133165293599/1213502297833865236/image0.gif

What flavour

[vernal terrace]

normal i dont like the flavoured ones at all

[remote lark]

You may live...

[rough edge]

Yeah

Reginald and Ryken are who I watched rhe most of for darktide.

Not sure how the community sees em

[grizzled aspen]

All redbull tastes like piss.

[placid fiber]

furmellon

[obsidian prairie]

THE LAST SPELL MENTIONED!!!!!!

[remote lark]

Reginald is so nice

I like him

Hamdol too

[full nebula]

If I was gonna go out of my way to make a Yt channel, and content and shit. I'd rather do quality, especially when a game is 25-30 goddamn minutes

[nimble fiber]

have u tried cactus

[placid fiber]

Someone else who knows!

[vernal terrace]

nuh

the watermelon one was so bad

[carmine falcon]

they're trying to make fun content
there's a lot of gamers who make no hit solos epic style but those have little views
meanwhile this is fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQz0KNVBUjw

[remote lark]

Better clear then

[nimble fiber]

can recommend it

[rough edge]

His tip videos helped me out a lot

[nimble fiber]

cactus I mean

[placid fiber]

I can't disagree with this. Sugary piss

[vernal terrace]

i must now go change cat litter cause my cat keeps screaming at 2am

[nimble fiber]

watermelon is mid

[full nebula]

I have a lot of good gameplay, but I enjoy the game. People who make shit into something else tend to make it feel like a chore

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

"World's first..."

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/709164454134415481.webp?&animated=true

[rough edge]

I hope some day I like randomly queue in a qp match to tell him how grateful I am for his tip vids

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1038776145014960189.webp?animated=true

[carmine falcon]

just hop on his testing streams and join when he asks for people to join and help him test

[vernal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/fuecoco-pokemon-paldean-winds-hi-hello-gif-13716936466197160768

[rough edge]

oh sick, didn't know he did that

[full nebula]

The only Darktide celebrity I've played with is Celine

[vernal terrace]

darktide celebrity is a fucking wild statement

[carmine falcon]

whomst art thou

[full nebula]

Only the best zealot ever

[delicate shadow]

yeah him too

[placid fiber]

Me? Someone who exists. Cole? Someone who is blamed. Clad? A crit rashad user.

[carmine falcon]

more like the resident ironhelm enjoyer

[hushed knoll]

NO NO NO NO NOT THIS

[full nebula]

Crucis better

[hushed knoll]

AQUILA OMG HI

[full nebula]

[hushed knoll]

No more slow mode

[rough edge]

dorn?? rogal dorn moment?

[fleet zealot]

my ferretreaction to that information

[placid fiber]

POSSUM!

[vernal terrace]

so imagine rogal dorn but bald

and not like rogal dorn at all

[rough edge]

literally me btw

its very hard to play darktide as an opossum

[delicate shadow]

hey

[hushed knoll]

BUCONG BABONG BABONG

[frozen kernel]

I see jellydog

[vernal terrace]

love acrid

playing low cd build on her is so silly

[rough edge]

zooming around, stealing jeans and relic blades

[frozen kernel]

See this is what we need

[hushed knoll]

Let's just all caterpillars can't be in clouds

@nimble fiber

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/get-blown-up-dog-dog-explosion-sticky-notes-gif-17071604041793579031

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Darkpillthony wtf

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[vernal terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751431908176560149/1340774976927698998/share-1.gif

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751431908176560149/1340774976927698998/share-1.gif?ex=67bf7300&is=67be2180&hm=fa5ef5e7b6a9966e73cc3ec2910064fcf2c98551cedcb87cae9f4c81dba8d799&

[rough edge]

how it feels eminating a holy aura upon the heretics (I used chorus of spiritual fortitude

[hushed knoll]

@nimble fiber habs gesehen

You cant hide from me

[placid fiber]

Sure, I will stare longingly into your eyes

[hushed knoll]

No 😒

[placid fiber]

Stan doesn't feel the same way as I do

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[vernal terrace]

he is so joyful

[placid fiber]

Also: Honestly I feel like we obsess more over Stan than we do Dorn and Tanner at this point

[vernal terrace]

obsessing over people is bumpy weird

[rough edge]

I am full of feelings of joy and whimsy (I used Ruthless backstab and one shot a crusher)

[vernal terrace]

unless you are speaking about your friends or something

[delicate shadow]

look all I'm saying is those two get brought up far too often and it needs to cease

[lunar fable]

😒😒😒

[nimble fiber]

[placid fiber]

Fair, I mostly am only on the recieving end of the horror stories.

[north sedge]

let us replace all mention of them with pics of stan's food

[placid fiber]

Give us the ketchup mac n cheese!

[north sedge]

too lazy to find it

[placid fiber]

fair lol

[full nebula]

One of my friends ate ketchup on cereal once just to try it

[nimble fiber]

kill him
kill him now

[vernal terrace]

ketchup mac n cheese goes so hard though

although i feel it would ge the same response my pasta, chopped hotdogs and meatballs and ketchup got from my friends

that response was

||autism dinner||

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/751431908176560149/1340774976927698998/share-1.gif?ex=67bf7300&is=67be2180&hm=fa5ef5e7b6a9966e73cc3ec2910064fcf2c98551cedcb87cae9f4c81dba8d799&

[hushed knoll]

Omg Doughthony hi

[nimble fiber]

I mean after a good smoke I would prolly eat something like this ngl

[north sedge]

just realized the incredible names we have there

on top of the nonsense

[nimble fiber]

very incredible indeed

[hushed knoll]

I didn't choose that name 😒

Azraval geh ins bedge wtf why are you up brah

You need sleep

WADDIYA TALKIN ABEET

[fleet zealot]

we should obsess over ferrets

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-rat-sausage-gif-meme-gif-20469764

[hushed knoll]

I'm sorry I'm hyper cuz I had asian chicken salad

[fleet zealot]

correlation not causation

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

like i love a sesame ginger vinaigrette but it's not making you hyper stan

[north sedge]

this is the guy who goes hyperspeed over eating an egg so

[hushed knoll]

Yes it is

It invigorates you

[hushed knoll]

And? That's completely normal

Especially with how pricey they are these days

[fleet zealot]

stan not trying to alarm you but

that's not normal to get that big of a rush after eating food

that sounds like an overproduction of the dopamine response

[north sedge]

especially an egg

[fleet zealot]

or a salad

tho god damn

my favorite asian salad place closed

i would get uhh

their house salad, large sized, and some fresh spring rolls

[violet hornet]

@stone fern Here's my sloppy thammer clutch from yesterday

[fleet zealot]

made me love veggies in a way i haven't before

[vernal terrace]

stinky critters

[vernal terrace]

me going to the store to buy 24 eggs for £3 to troll americans

[hushed knoll]

Omg do you live in the United States of England

[hushed knoll]

I love veggies

[vernal terrace]

can we have a space mission just for stan

[hushed knoll]

Wtf

[vernal terrace]

like send him into space

[hushed knoll]

Oh cool

[vernal terrace]

no return trip planned

[hushed knoll]

Oh

[vernal terrace]

:3

[hushed knoll]

Rude

[vernal terrace]

jk

[hushed knoll]

Yes it is

Sometimes I get so giddy I am moved to tears

I once ate a taco salad and then sobbed listening to the Star Wars finale music

[remote lark]

Finally omw home, bought this nice bottle of Chardonnay

[hushed knoll]

Can't don't twerk

[hushed knoll]

Nice, enjoy

[wicked axle]

whats the best melee to use for zealot

[hushed knoll]

I've heard horses enjoy Chardonneigh

[vernal terrace]

alcoholic dog

[remote lark]

Dueling sword mk4, relic blade mkX, knife

[hushed knoll]

Someone laugh at my joke please

[wicked axle]

thanks

[remote lark]

No.

[remote lark]

Ye I usually drink rum

Hence the sparrow cosplay

Keeps the voices at bay..

[vernal terrace]

white rum tasty

[remote lark]

I drink 110 proof black rum

[vernal terrace]

this why your voice so deep

[hushed knoll]

I love tequila

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-laughter-laughing-laugh-laughter-gif-20842243

[vernal terrace]

burned throat

[hushed knoll]

[remote lark]

[wicked axle]

what about ranged?

[remote lark]

Boltgun with relic, flamer with ds/knife

Throwing knives for ranged enemies

[wicked axle]

thanks

[vernal terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688819906099281955/1342588940095328266/Snapinst.app_video_AQN7xWue0XLmx679mthoz4vn_Db0ZW2miUKGxs75lF3G5kILPpaJ7_e4D7oeggTh8SOY6rfH2ZZypR5yDT2YBFF2tTc8aCRpvVumqkU.mov?ex=67bf74e3&is=67be2363&hm=65b2716a4b1bcd329ad41a3b6fc6ddcc91e4954b3d654808acc3efd530b8784a&

@spare talon

[remote lark]

I reccomend making a build and getting feedback here

Here's my talent guide

[wicked axle]

im just new, dont have the capability to make build

[remote lark]

^^

[wicked axle]

thanks

im lvl 13 thats why i use chainsword rightnow

[vernal terrace]

why have you called my entire zealot build bad

[remote lark]

mk13g chainsword is really strong

[vernal terrace]

(idk what talents my zealot has i used them purely for penances)

[full nebula]

Zealot has some of the most broken builds, for damage and survivability

[vernal terrace]

one day i will get 2 21% health curios

and that extra 2% health will make all the difference

[full nebula]

But but toughness is better

Health good for havoc

[clever swan]

who doesnt

[vernal terrace]

run 1 toughness 2 health on vet

feels comfy

[full nebula]

If you run shout toughness better

[vernal terrace]

you noob noob

[remote lark]

noobily noob

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimple-pun-puns-sea-puns-shark-my-words-gif-27141528

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/oopie-goopie-oopy-goopy-oopy-goopy-gif-3963159772526624985

[obsidian prairie]

That would involve playing shout

[placid fiber]

Welp, went out and got myself some dry roasted peanuts. I love these things

It's funny that the only "nut" I eat isn't even a real nut

[placid fiber]

Here, have a beeg version

[hushed knoll]

Darkpillthony

You need to go to bedge

[placid fiber]

I will, when I feel like it lol

I was planning on it anyway <.<

[hushed knoll]

You feel like it now

[placid fiber]

I know, I just told you that I did lol

[hushed knoll]

No u

[placid fiber]

gottem

[lunar fable]

[hushed knoll]

Blab

[ornate bone]

Okay, think im finally nearing the end of my troubleshooting for my pc. The tower itself is fine, it's something else.

I can play darktide soon maybe yipppee

[lunar fable]

[visual stream]

Shout is only fun when you circumvent the massive difficulty drop of using shout by doing incredibly stupid things like soloing a big room

If you use it like a Tarkov player the game is boring

[unique girder]

Rawr

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288287202249408616/1328580520300249088/speed-2.gif

more mk 6 knife vet

makes me wanna dance

[unique girder]

Car

[ornate bone]

@clever swan you think a UPS would fix power fluctuations?

[clever swan]

yep, if the power fluctuations is from your electricity itself. weird issue though, might want to call an electrician or something?

you ever try plugging into a different outlet?

[ornate bone]

Its just a thought, nothing concrete. Brought the tower in and he had it running for two days without problem. Took it home, and my main monitor shut off and the secondary froze. So I've "sort of" lowered my options to one of my monitors is mucking something, apparently a keyboard and mouse can mess something up, or fluctuations in power.

[ornate bone]

Don't really have the room to do so unless I wanna run everything off an extension cord

[clever swan]

extension cord time

[hard nexus]

u could just swap the outlet out, if it turns out to be just the outlet

[ornate bone]

Alrighty then

[hard nexus]

it’s not very hard

[ornate bone]

Outlets relatively new

Looks fine

Sat for a little while with my meter in but didn't notice anything after 10 minutes

[clever swan]

you did say you saw your monitor tearing or something right

[hushed knoll]

Blab

[hard nexus]

hrmm

and it’s not a PSU issue?

[ornate bone]

Thought it was, new PSU (6 month old), brought it in to a computer tech cause I was stumped. He ran it for 2 days, no problems.

[hard nexus]

hmm

[ornate bone]

Yeah I seen black squares on my monitor, tech said sounds like GPU memory problem when that happens

So maybe power fluctuations could be a cause of that

[placid fiber]

Know what I find funny? Stan is perfectly okay with this cat snorting up whatever tf this shit is... but a cat eating cheese? Sin, impossible, they can't eat cheese.

[ornate bone]

That poor cat

[placid fiber]

You kidding? Probably feels the best it ever felt in its entire life (this is a joke)

I accidentally hit install now for the windows update, instead of install overnight and was locked out of my pc for like 20 minutes lol

While I could handle it, someone of the younger generation probably would have had a meltdown from no pc time for that long <_<

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/get-blown-up-dog-dog-explosion-sticky-notes-gif-17071604041793579031

[ornate bone]

Im going on about a week now

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[placid fiber]

I mostly watch youtube on my phone now, so I have much less pc time than I used to have. I mostly get on my pc just to chat on discord since I don't have it on my phone(and it is much faster to use a keyboard to type than it is to do it on the phone)

[ornate bone]

Usually PC time is dedicated to Warframe, Darktide, and D&D

[placid fiber]

I kinda miss the days when I gamed more on my pc, but, I mostly just chill nowadays

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-turn-to-dust-finnicklomlgif-gif-6202351048420329284

I should play singleplayer games, but Darktide is just so easy to drop in and out of.

[placid fiber]

If you haven't you should try a rogue lite/rogue like. Those games are pretty easy to drop in and out of

[fringe bay]

Except when they take 4 hours per run

[sullen forge]

I think I should play New Vegas again...

[full nebula]

Yeah I have some and some single player extraction based ones wishlisted. Hard for me to find games with styles that I like, not a fan of a lot of top down/isometric whatnot

[placid fiber]

Fair

[full nebula]

Things like Hades style I can't get much into. There is an extraction/rogue kinda game called Sulfur I've been looking into.

[placid fiber]

A suggestion for rogue likes or lites that I would have, that aren't top down, would be things like risk of rain(1, 2, or returns) or rogue legacy(1 or 2) that I can think of off the top of my head

Dead Cells is another one

[fringe bay]

Risk of rain is a solid like 45+ minute commitment though

[placid fiber]

Is it, tho? You can just say fuck it and stop a run

Whenever I get bored of a run in ror2, now, I just end it and start up a new one

[full nebula]

Definitely heard good things about Risk of rain 2

[placid fiber]

granted, I have over 3k hours in it

[fringe bay]

I don’t want to play it since they broke mods

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/reee-pepe-frog-angry-angery-gif-18421495

[placid fiber]

The modding community is always working on fixing mods lol

[faint prairie]

What is a dark pill warrior

Ah beans

[fringe bay]

Yeah but they shouldn’t have been broken in the first place and I’m mad about it

[full nebula]

uher muhm

[placid fiber]

I mean... any update to any game has a chance to break mods

[fringe bay]

Yeah but like it broke every mod and didn’t even add anything good to the game

[placid fiber]

They are literally fixing the new ror2 dlc

<.<

[fringe bay]

But I’m still mad about it

[fringe bay]

Certified gearbox moment

[placid fiber]

It literally isn't gearbox's fault that a major update to the game broke almost all mods... any major update would do that

and they have countless times for ror2

and guess what: the modders fixed the mods over time

[fringe bay]

I’ll just wait, I got other things to play anyways

[placid fiber]

I get being annoyed, but, holding onto that just sounds taxing

[fringe bay]

It’s not like I actively avoid risk of rain, I just don’t play it until someone brings up that I can play it with mods again

[placid fiber]

You literally can, I am 99% sure about that and I haven't even looked at the mods yet

they were fixing mods... character mods, difficulty mods, etc within days of the initial release of seekers of the storm

[fringe bay]

Game bad, me angy, fix

But yeah I’ll check if my mods work

[full nebula]

STOP EVERYTHING

Check this out

[fringe bay]

I think he got the mutant

[full nebula]

[placid fiber]

Literally there are fixes to plenty of mods already, I am looking at them rn

I think even starstorm 2 has a working update

It's not depricated, so yep even starstorm 2 has an update. And inferno has an alt update until hifu starts updating it again

[placid fiber]

GET ROCKED, MUTIE

[full nebula]

GONNA ROCK YA

[steel light]

Ngl that big sword that you can activate via special attack is cool
I didn't memorized it's name but i like the charging attack with it when running

[full nebula]

Relic good

[steel light]

It just makes me feel frenzy, even on higher difficulties where i shouldn't actually be that simple minded when it comes to attacking something that isn't of my same size

That's a Zealot for you

[unique girder]

Can I still mod the game while running it from the Xbox app

[clever swan]

probably

[unique girder]

[placid fiber]

Only for the low low cost of explodicating the device you're running it on I have no clue

[unique girder]

I just want score board

See me damage

[placid fiber]

prepare for every person who hates mods to hate your guts lol

[tawny walrus]

Didn't they have a scoreboard in vt2?

[placid fiber]

and think you're an elitist scumbag

[placid fiber]

Yep

[tawny walrus]

I wonder what happened to it in DT

[placid fiber]

they probably removed it for the people who got their feelings hurt by seeing how they got 0 circles

[unique girder]

People really care that much

[clever swan]

circle mog circularity maxxing

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/moving-formation-weaving-pattern-optical-illusion-art-gif-17166906

[unique girder]

Pheromone maxing

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/yy-3535-gif-27014146

https://tenor.com/view/olympic-rings-gif-8127726475474338258

circle maxxing (Olympic edition)

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/ubisoft-game-logo-gif-26443485

[placid fiber]

I was like "Cool" then I saw ubisoft and was like "Oh..."

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1334710158525202443/99vpAu6.gif

the way it pans to "oh" is hilarious to me

[clever swan]

dat is my comedic genius in action

[placid fiber]

"hi beans"

[tranquil saddle]

Time to play zealot

[slate haven]

zealot needs drip that feels like VH panama when u equip it

[placid fiber]

make sure to move 5039485039485 meters ahead of the party, call everyone a noob when you die, and then rage quit

[slate haven]

better yet, zealot needs drip that feels like painkiller but not the 3dg version but the Judas Priest version

[slate haven]

I’ll do ya one better, zealot needs drip like zealot needs drip

[slate haven]

even better that that, zealot needs zealot to drip drip to zealot needs better

🌞

I saw that

You deviant

[placid fiber]

[slate haven]

Give me a countdown dude

Jesus