zealot-class

[remote lark]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jIGFZClwRAAryaL7o?invite=cr-MSw4OVUsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

[cinder roost]

Neither did that spy on the mourning star

[remote lark]

i tripped and died

[twin wagon]

You didn't trip, it was a trap by agent 47 to make it look accidental

[grizzled aspen]

Mogged Lumii with a taxe.

[grizzled aspen]

Overkill damage is wasted damage, noob. 🚬

[misty nova]

No such thing as overkill

[jovial cosmos]

Only 400-500k dmg

[grizzled aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jIH5HprXmiWKcQRH9?invite=cr-MSxoMnAsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

[acoustic dune]

did the slug spite spit someone out of the map?

[clever swan]

it did it with love

[tawdry leaf]

@remote lark @grizzled aspen internet went down :c

[twin wagon]

Points to froge for taxing

[signal spoke]

Bro just got fucking shot

[signal spoke]

Wait did it just passed through you and killed the other LOL

[twin wagon]

height matters:

Bark is a short king as seen on the clip

[signal spoke]

Height issue

[ornate bone]

Its -20C god help me I just wanna get home

[twin wagon]

If you haven't already:

• Shove your trousers into your socks to seal them
• force the sleeves over your hands and close em, if not wearing gloves, then just seal them by adjusting
• Cover your ears if possible with a hood or hut, atleast get the wind off em
• If you are using a backpack, have it hang high so it covers a bit of your neck from the wind, not recomended if you are gonna walk a lot tho
• If using double socks or double costs, seal them by steps so it's 3 layers of air between you and captain winter
• If there's friends around, slap each other, seriously it helps bloodflow for your cheeks

[grizzled aspen]

It's only -4 degrees F it's not that bad.

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, it spit ME out of the map.

[twin wagon]

Depends on wind I'd say, wind is the worst, humidity is a xlose second

[grizzled aspen]

Context on this, I grew up where it's routinely -20 or so, plus wind chill, and houses typically are buried under 12ft of snow every winter and you have to literally dig your way out.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/hehehe-ghehe-reptile-laughing-gif-gif-26223253

[grizzled aspen]

Michigan is just like that most of the time.

If you don't have 4 wheel drive, don't come to that state. You WILL get stuck.

But yeah, digging your house out from 12ft of snow and having to walk to school wasn't pleasant.

Especially if you're like me and you are directionally challenged.

[grand tangle]

Is 4wd really that important in Michigan winters? I thought the state was pretty flat

I'd think snow tires and a locking rear differential would do fine

[ornate bone]

Brother it was -3 yesterday and it gave us 2ft of fluffy snow, and then today its -20 and it all turned to icy bricks of cement. My car didn't want to move. I hate living anywhere near Michigan.

Weather is bipolar

[remote lark]

frog go the fuck to bed

[stone fern]

.t the anathema of sleep

[copper hawk]

Y u blame me we play like 4 time

[hearty nebula]

idk

you'd have to ask catt from 3 hours ago that question, the machinations of their mind are currently a mystery to me

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-speech-bubble-speech-discord-gif-25192162

[frosty herald]

EXCISE VAULT IS REAL

https://tenor.com/view/one-pice-gif-26834018

[stone fern]

WE GOT THE 21ST BACK YAYYY

[copper hawk]

Which one is excise vault again

[frosty herald]

3 cylinders

[copper hawk]

Oooh

[twin wagon]

Fellow zealots https://i.redd.it/zgi0j3ev4wje1.png

They really don't understand the playerbase or their consumers CAPITAL G GAMERS

[misty helm]

that sounds hilarious tbh

[heady rapids]

mfers running on pre patch and hosting havocs.......... young man......

[copper hawk]

LMFAO that looks like ass and a good way to troll your own team by swapping to war corre and getting into firefights to force them to lose tickets

[twin wagon]

Better yet, constantly shoot at them to make your team loose! Or the PRESS getting in the firing line

[copper hawk]

But AI curated highlights and narration sound funny as shit

Content Warning: Battlefield edition

[frosty herald]

i see it being removed within the week

[copper hawk]

U think ur sigma ? Ur not sigma, I'M sigma, I- (obliterated by HE shell)

[frosty herald]

or people using voice chat to scream nwords whilst in correspondant mode

[copper hawk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f1ko93Cg0I4?si=OGj9xtq8lqvR1hkJ

[warm condor]

SMNN ahh update

[low thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spin-spinning-cat-spin-cat-spinning-gif-24921415 (it's jover, cant post gifs)

[warm condor]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-gif-23587927

[stone fern]

me when me me when um when me um

[vital rain]

TUTU TUTU TUTU
TUTU TUTU TUUU TUUU

NANA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NIII NININAAAAAAAAA

[acoustic dune]

how hairless mole are made

[warm condor]

it's just dedicated zealot shaving them

[vital rain]

i still think that peak round start is this tho https://youtu.be/NQFhO9SYdlk

[zealous mesa]

If this is true that's actually kind of cool

I'd definitely try that role it sounds like it would be this games gimmick like the fortifications from V or the behemoths from 1

I liked spending time in the spectator mode on 1 and V but I also wanted to play the game so this does both conveniently

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spin-spinning-cat-spin-cat-spinning-gif-24921415

[low thorn]

Thank you sah

[misty nova]

Just get red role
Simple as

[vital rain]

why are we doing maths on a player s level

[wary finch]

Because why not?

[vital rain]

counter question

why yes then?

OMG GUYS THE NEWEST COD HAVE A DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[solar gorge]

call of slop

slop ops too

[wary finch]

Call of doody black slop 2: sloplectric boogaloo

[solar gorge]

on the subject of slop

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153279327513886770/1341400252048998480/5df9026fc8561ecc3727b803253d1fe3.jpg?ex=67b5dbd6&is=67b48a56&hm=1873f20425af797ffeebe4617e500f660adc3ce4ef2ce67388dc1c58d65f0f03&=&format=webp&width=411&height=507

least slutty zealot outfit

[misty nova]

Kinda slaying on that crop top

[vital rain]

he cute

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[vital rain]

now that i think abt it

your pfp is very simialar to him

that helmet are the same as his hairs

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-muslim-arab-islam-gif-18263751

[wary finch]

Patrolling the mojave doing The shroudfield 150 backstabs and 500 elite throwing blade kill penances makes you wish for a nurgle-r winter

Why so fucking many?

[frosty herald]

que up sedition and farm kills

[misty nova]

Practice

[wary finch]

Not enough spawn to satiate me
I'm better off just doing hi intens as I have been lmao

[misty nova]

Once you're done you'll be either angry or too good at diving ranged enemies/proccing backstab cdr
Or all of that

[wary finch]

True

[grand tangle]

That means the new one is coming out soon I think

[placid fiber]

One of the maps you expect disappointment from randos (spoiler: you expect that on all maps)

[stone fern]

🚬 bros...........

are pubs worse now

my win rate since last week is in the toilette

[solar gorge]

should've carried

[low thorn]

should have autokilled every single elite from the start

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669129318806454291/1341412941836320788/theflashbang8b6cd1.mp4?ex=67b5e7a7&is=67b49627&hm=1d799d9bf7b957c83d122a0b2671036903b4bac67ec9084b486c66d15595d940&

[fleet zealot]

wtf i dreamed that we had another live event

and i woke up and it was real

21st again zzz nvm im going back to bed

[misty nova]

Lmfao

[fleet zealot]

my dream was The Endless Tides and it's just unending horde missions your team has to push through

[twin wagon]

Sadly it's not dog days event, where every passive spawn is replaced by a dog

On top of those, we got the dog waves and some dogs are blessed by nurgle and can't be pushed, for extra spice

Enemy elites also split into dogs (We really need tzeench twins back)

[carmine falcon]

hey dawg i heard you like dawgs so i put more dawgs in your dawgs so u can get more dawgs on top of the dawgs, dawg

[placid fiber]

dawg damn that's a lot of dawgs

[acoustic dune]

isnt that just
darktide

[atomic fjord]

I hate this game

[merry flume]

"i hate this game"
post your hours played

[placid fiber]

I still love this game. <_<'

[merry flume]

it makes sense that you would have a ton of hours in a good game

[misty nova]

Dawg dawg
Dawg with a dawg on 'em

https://tenor.com/view/butta-dawg-dog-with-the-butta-butta-dog-i-put-the-butter-on-him-the-dog-with-the-butter-butter-dog-gif-19244197

[hearty nebula]

does this to u

[placid fiber]

Wanna know how it feels to play rogue legacy 2? (I'm gonna send a gif after the slow mode timer ends lol)

https://tenor.com/view/destiny-gif-21994457

Doesn't that sound fun? >_>'

[misty nova]

Going through hard times huh

[placid fiber]

Not really, I just had to spend like 1-2 hours speed running a run so I could get back to the tutorial to get to this thingy <.<

I managed to beat the harder version of the final boss, tho, without getting hit that time lol

[fleet zealot]

missions don't have a literal unending horde

like i'm saying the hordes would never end, they might change their "variant" and how they spawn, but there will always be swarms of poxwalkers and groaners after the squad

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-dance-slinky-ferret-dancing-gif-15881741

[fringe bay]

I’m surprised there’s no dedicated endless mode for both darktide and vermintide

[fleet zealot]

how it feels to post ferrets

[fleet zealot]

VT2 was always going to focus on it's story and "fantastical" feel.

DT, more so just a time restraint and Fshark probably having to crunch a lot of numbers so it feels balanced and gives a fair amount of rewards

[fringe bay]

Yeah that makes sense

[violet hornet]

Only 2 more months until darktide 2

[hearty nebula]

freakoid...

[wary finch]

Last ferret I had took all my percs while I slept
Lil bastard

Still dunno where he hid them

[acoustic dune]

so a laptop kriller

[wary finch]

Also I see this server bitch about reddit users a lot yet this server was birthed prob from tbe reddit, making everyone here reddit users

The irony is next level

[mighty root]

How it feels to do fent

[crimson python]

What’s the best cleave weapon?

[mighty root]

For zealot? Relic blade

[crimson python]

Thanks

[misty nova]

Eviscerator 15 at 11.7 cleave as well

[crimson python]

I hear the eviscerator sucks

[misty nova]

The 3 does

[mighty root]

It’s alright not terrible

[crimson python]

K. I’ll try it out

Thanks again

[violet hornet]

Hour 3 of slow mode

[misty nova]

Most players just don't like how simple the Evis15 is

[carmine falcon]

evis 3 fun af tho

[crimson python]

Oooo. I like simple

[misty nova]

Evis 3 is also really bad
The duality of DT players of impressive ngl

[carmine falcon]

evis15 has the same issue as rashad for me
it's really good but........boring?

[violet hornet]

Chaxe 12 is the same for me

[fringe bay]

I just like the funny chainsaw sword, doesn’t matter which

[crimson python]

Which stat is the dump stat for it?

[mighty root]

Chaxe 12 I am vomit

[violet hornet]

Light spam hordes, heavy spam single targets, how fascinating

[mighty root]

For evis? You do do moblity or cleave targets

[violet hornet]

At least Rashad you have you activate a brain cell to remind you to light spam flak single targets since it weirdly does more than heavies to flak

[crimson python]

Great. Thanks again

[misty nova]

Well cleave targets will affect your cleave
10.9 at 60
11.7 at 80
Iirc

[carmine falcon]

i still bring evis 15 and rashad to stuff cause sometimes u want something simple and relible but i wish they had more SAUCE

[violet hornet]

But I suppose you have to do the same to consider chain weapon sticky heavies putting you at risk for groups with large targets

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-lollipop-funny-dog-kind-dog-sweet-dog-silly-dog-gif-9459939677354165303

[grizzled aspen]

Don't tell me what to do, noob...

[mighty root]

Where’s my axe and falchion

[violet hornet]

Eat another entire meat lovers pizza

[fringe bay]

Where my dual headsplitters

[mighty root]

Fatty fish please let me dual wield Rashad with the heavy sword

[grizzled aspen]

I'll think about it.

[mighty root]

I wonder if frog dreamed of me last night

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sink-cute-pet-bath-gif-17353374

Sometimes I push bursters that don’t explode and I push them towards my teammates

[mighty root]

@hushed knoll how can we cook this

[fleet zealot]

you don't COOK FERRETS

[solar gorge]

dogthankfultojesus

[fleet zealot]

they GOT NO MEAT, just fur, skin, bones and tendon

[mighty root]

Slup them up like a noodle

[fringe bay]

And a shoelace intestine

[fleet zealot]

no fat, no flavor, no meat

this is why everyone blocks your fyre smh

[mighty root]

[solar gorge]

splendid

[mighty root]

[violet hornet]

Do NOT let Fyre cook lmao

[stone fern]

let him cook

[fleet zealot]

DO NOT THE FERRET

[violet hornet]

Ferrets r not rashuns

[mighty root]

Thank you clad I’ll save you some of Stan’s cooking

[solar gorge]

slop, my favourite

[mighty root]

Slop it up

[remote lark]

meeooowwwwwww

[grizzled aspen]

My suspicions that you are not a dog and are, in fact, a chimera, are proving to be true.

[grizzled aspen]

I do.

[visual stream]

Theoretically soupable then

[remote lark]

im just a lumi

[visual stream]

Good thing I am not ebil

[grizzled aspen]

Chimera mutt. 🫵

[remote lark]

holy shit julia talked in general today

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25204345

[remote lark]

so whens general getting a timeout @lusty turtle

and when can we be free.....

[grizzled aspen]

We haven't even done anything remotely raunchy in weeks. It's all been vets and psykers.

[remote lark]

i want to know what julias favorite class is but im too scared to ping her

[visual stream]

I don't think oiled up is as bad as mpregburster

[grizzled aspen]

Ping her, coward.

[remote lark]

god dont remind me

[fringe bay]

As what

[grizzled aspen]

Don't put knify's degeneracy on the rest of us smh.

[remote lark]

i'm actually pretty sure i got told if i ping fatshark employees i just get banned

[visual stream]

I'm told it's what got us un-perm'd plus someone doubling down on a slur

[remote lark]

but it's so tempting... i wanna know....

[grizzled aspen]

Skele already has the gun pointed at you. He just needs a reason.

[remote lark]

me using my psyker powers to get julia to look in this chat so i don't have to ping her

@true kindle u gotta ping julia for me im too scared

[fringe bay]

From the name alone I can imagine why

[remote lark]

god i hate this penance..

[fringe bay]

The things we do for penance points

[remote lark]

no this gives me a cool eyepatch

[fringe bay]

Man I want the eyepatch but I don’t wanna do that

[spare dome]

i almost miss stun grenades, takes me back to quainter times where four crushers was a lot of crushers

[solar gorge]

back when the game was better (gambling)

[spare dome]

the eyepatch is necessary for my pirate drip

[frosty herald]

I hate this hairstyle so much

[solar gorge]

holy shit it's skreeles

[frosty herald]

Imagine how good it would be if the dumb shaved side wasnt there

[solar gorge]

skribex

bangarang

[spare dome]

we dont get a lot of options sadly

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1341220974426587206/image.png?ex=67b5dd9e&is=67b48c1e&hm=749dbc05ad2cd174345ccd2c856be4e356ec80789305ae6a4340ffafb17466ac&

[stone fern]

noob

[stone fern]

kino

[solar gorge]

wait a sec

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-gt-super17-gif-26103944

[solar gorge]

that's not a perret

[fleet zealot]

when are we getting super yamato?

[fleet zealot]

it's a possum

[solar gorge]

oh like the thing in bananas

[lusty turtle]

the difference here is zealot chat is the same people people saying heinous shit, where gen chat is more like drive by comments where we have to deal with individuals

the timer will prob be removed eventually, its been reduced since i last checked in atleast

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-opossum-possum-eating-possum-happy-opossum-eating-gif-5972121149038122432

[copper hawk]

@modern lintel r there gonna be new twitch drops

[modern lintel]

no clue tbh

[copper hawk]

Did they already do the Henry of Skalitz set ? Also the Warhorse WR is fuckin sick

[remote lark]

i wanna know what julias favorite class and weapon are

[modern lintel]

uh you get the horse skaltiz thing from just making an account w them i know that

[remote lark]

(i know it was a joke ;p)

[stone fern]

hes not julia my guy ask her

[timber wigeon]

The only penance for zealot I have to do other than the just a fleshwound one is the one where you have to kill 500 specialists with blades of faith

[remote lark]

ok dude but if i ping julia i'll get banned

[stone fern]

took me a while to grind it ngl

[stone fern]

start a refund request then ask

[timber wigeon]

I average like 20-30 a round when I try

But it gets me killed alot since I'm not good with them and I try to use them alot

[stone fern]

theyre pretty nice helps to get familiar with them

[placid fiber]

tfw you go from a gun to a bow and you start doing way better(rogue legacy 2, more specifically) <.<

[modern lintel]

im a fool i thought i somehow broke my headset cord earlier completely forgot it has a volume slider built into it that just got turned down when i thought it broke

[remote lark]

noob

[lusty turtle]

if shes currently active n msgin its prob fine, although its been like 6 hours now. i can let em know you asked tho

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

out of breath bros...

[grizzled aspen]

🪞

[grizzled aspen]

Deserved for martyr hammer and not using your gun ever.

[acoustic dune]

is that a ferret on the lest

[copper hawk]

Game is too easy so i think im gonna see if there's like a mod to make it difficult OR just wear lower armor rating armor for the drip

[tawny walrus]

Cool hammer amigo

[copper hawk]

@modern lintel

[stone fern]

idk if its default or the dlc skin

[modern lintel]

iv stopped wearing chainmail think it looks better and for that reason also usually use lower tier open face helmets and stuff

[tawny walrus]

The normal vs damaged? (There's 4 scratch marks)

[modern lintel]

also using anything thats not a sword can make things a good bit more tedious

[stone fern]

🤔 sec lemme check

[copper hawk]

Im using a falchion and it's still strong as shit

[modern lintel]

still sword tho think the game might consider it a hunting sword i tried using polearms once shit sucks unless you combo or the ai somehow falls for a feint and the dmg isnt even rlly that good worse then high tier longswords somehow outside of a bit more blunt dmg

[copper hawk]

Yah troo

[stone fern]

nope standard ionhelm

[copper hawk]

Mby ill just use a fucking hunting sword lmfao

[remote lark]

i fucking got the penance finally

[sterile stone]

Looks silver

[remote lark]

piratemaxxing

[spare dome]

yarrrr

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-majima-goro-helm-steering-gif-9244257357173739236

[grizzled aspen]

PSA, chat, Lumii smells like unwashed feet.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-yakuza-like-a-dragon-yakuza-pirate-in-hawaii-majima-goro-majima-majima-yakuza-gif-11871261609819044002

[plucky gate]

hi yamato, did you get the arkveld solo before the beta ended?

[sullen forge]

The stew that makes you go blind for one day as punishment

[frosty herald]

I didnt

[plucky gate]

unfortunate

[frosty herald]

It apperantly has 11.6k health and im not doing shit to that

[plucky gate]

I managed to capture it. Might've had enough time to kill but i wasn't risking it

[frosty herald]

I will get my revenge when the game releases

Also im coping extremely hard that nerscylla beta armor is her gunner set cause nerscylla gunner X armor looks amazing

[plucky gate]

I practiced beta for so long
Chatacabra isn't gonna stand a chance

[plucky gate]

what weapon are you planning on playing?

[frosty herald]

Hammer chargeblade

[plucky gate]

oh i'm doing hammer longsword

hammer offsets are so much fun

[modern lintel]

doesnt even have rogue trader legleg noob

[grizzled aspen]

Bro that punishment sucked so bad as a kid.

[frosty herald]

Almost weekend

[signal spoke]

Doudou going insane

[remote lark]

me

[merry flume]

supposed to snow hard here tomorrow and thursday so hopefully ...

[keen pendant]

zealot have boltgun and shotgun and they are epic but i need to admit flame thrower is also epic

there is something so cool when you let lose stream in to horde that charge you

[sullen forge]

I LOVE THE ASSAULT OF WINTER FRONTS WERE GETTING RAGHHH!!!!

[grand tangle]

Bolter is the coolest weapon in game imo

[obsidian prairie]

Wrong, relic blade/fgs

[grand tangle]

Those sound effects are

[keen pendant]

Relicblade for malee Bolter/Flamer for range

in zealot case

[obsidian prairie]

I think that’s pretty redundant because PGS has pretty amazing clear speed/safety

[remote lark]

you've started an autistic argument

[obsidian prairie]

Oh wait you mean coolest weapon

[drowsy steppe]

heavy sword because its a falchion and falchions is cool

[fringe bay]

I like the funny mega nerf gun

[keen pendant]

2h chainsaw is nice to

[tawny walrus]

Ive always wondered, is it Fal-Chi-On or Falk-Ee-On?

[remote lark]

fal-chun

[fringe bay]

I pronounce it like the latter

[remote lark]

/ˈfɔːl.tʃən/.

[tawny walrus]

Heretic writings

[keen pendant]

i mean many use knife to play it don't mean i need to like it or use it ofc you can find something better by small % like in all games

[obsidian prairie]

Huh

I said your ranged was a redundant pick not your melee

[keen pendant]

i know i just said i like them and love to play with them maybe there is better range but i like thos

[remote lark]

fun fact
knife has same reach as dueling sword

[keen pendant]

knife was example

[fringe bay]

The blade secretly gets longer when you swing it

[keen pendant]

i level up all weapon and some was more fun some was pain 😄 heavy sword and knife are one of them 😄

ok Knife was more fun then heavy sword

[fringe bay]

Banished to maxing mastery shredder

[grizzled aspen]

Did you say winter assault?

[opaque island]

order or chaos playthrough?

[sullen forge]

I think I should play it more...

[opaque island]

fucking poser :^)

[sullen forge]

literally only a few extra hours SILENCE

[solar gorge]

don't play these unmodded

[opaque island]

well i have about 30-50 more hours back wehn i had it on a Disk

[solar gorge]

fucking camera can't even zoom out 10 meters away from the ground

[opaque island]

that was a long time ago tho

[opaque island]

biggest gripe with the game coming back to it after playing a bunch of other RTS

[opaque island]

how many people here remember when PC games came on disks? it wasnt that long ago was it? we're all oldheads here right?

[tawny walrus]

Do they not have physical releases anymore?

I still have diablo 2 on the 2 disc

[glass shuttle]

If i remember correctly, the last "disk game" i bought was The Sims 4

[glass shuttle]

I have diablo 2 and 3 (eww) on disk

[sullen forge]

Learned that the hard way lmao

[remote lark]

im literally only 22 hsut up

[sullen forge]

that zoom is fucking brutally small but its a fun game

[fleet zealot]

no lol, discs can't hold enough space

even if you get a disc and not a code, the disk is mostly just going to be the launcher and the key that lets you download and install the game off your internet

[opaque island]

okay, gen z

[fleet zealot]

you buy any new console game you have to download

[opaque island]

I remember getting a game "physically" and it was just a slip of paper in the game case with the download code

i was very upset

[tawny walrus]

My RE4Make would never...

[fleet zealot]

like i can't even get mad at the companies, like the last true physical release of world of warcraft was just a TON of disks

[tawny walrus]

I think i still have 3 and frozen throne somewhere on my DVD case

[fleet zealot]

you could hypothetically have all the discs from vanilla to, i forgot which is the last expansion they did for that, i think it's wotlk or cata

[opaque island]

cata, i remember seeing the collectors editions in wal-mart

[tawny walrus]

BC was one disc, wasn't it? I can't remember its been forever

[fleet zealot]

pretty sure it was two

[opaque island]

well the big box sets, dunno if they were "collectors editions"

[tawny walrus]

Wait you're right. I remember please insert disc 2 mid installation

[fleet zealot]

vanilla was 5 discs

[opaque island]

anybody remember Black & White?

[fleet zealot]

yee it's either wotlk or cata, after that it went fully digital

[opaque island]

why cant we get a modern rendition of it

[tawny walrus]

Is that the game where you play as a god being and you have followers

And fight rival God beings

[opaque island]

yah, and you have a gross demon and old ass angel guy on your shoulders for morality

[fleet zealot]

no i'm only 25

[opaque island]

Im 28, it was in your timeframe

[acoustic dune]

i am 9 + 10
prob

[fleet zealot]

like hypothetically, if companies were to do pure physical releases it would need to be an external drive or something lol

[opaque island]

computers dont even come with drives anymore yea

[tawny walrus]

Haven't played that in forever, but I do remember enjoying it. It'd be sick to get a modern one

[fleet zealot]

like plug the game into your usb and transfer it onto your pc

yea you have to special order dvd players and shit

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out
its a stick of decoraated usb or smth like that

[tawny walrus]

I still have a dvd/vhs combo player lmao

[acoustic dune]

smth durable and aestheically pleasing

[fleet zealot]

durable costs money, this is also post drm era so they would likely be one time use

[fleet zealot]

meant in your tower

[tawny walrus]

Ohh gotcha

[acoustic dune]

at that point you would just downloaded from da internet

[red pawn]

As somebody who's an absolute noob, I never wanna argue on the darktide subreddit XD don't know enough to make any statements with the amount of stuff getting thrown around constantly

I once talked about a steam guide which was bad, and people here wanted me to tell them what guide it was ;-; and i all "mannn i don't wanna bash some dude who's probably in this very discord"

[red pawn]

it was here XD

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out what what if the collector edition of a game is a small like console meant as sotrage for the game and sit there doing stuff refrencing the game

so you can go anywhere and play anywhere
if you have a puter with you at all time

[sterile stone]

This community ain't the most mentally stable I'll say that much.

[remote lark]

curious what weapon that says dump pen on
theres 1 (one) zealot weapon that can do that and plebbit definitely wouldn't know about it

[heady rapids]

don't know enough

saying that like the reddit people know anything 😭

[drowsy steppe]

this place and reddit is one and the same and all that

[remote lark]

Changed the name of the “Combat Axe (Saint’s Fluke)” weapon skin cosmetic in order for it to more accurately reflect the weapon family it’s compatible with.

[visual stream]

Talking about uncanny knife?

[tawny walrus]

Cool change. Too bad I already bought it since I thought it was a caxe skin

[remote lark]

yeah uncanny lacerate mk6

[grizzled aspen]

Order, of course.

[grizzled aspen]

You are such a fucking nerd, bro.

[remote lark]

:3

[grizzled aspen]

People here are definitely smarter than ones on reddit, for the most part. We've got an oddball here and there that don't get basic concepts like "killing things faster is the best support you can provide," but other than that, we are pretty alright.

[remote lark]

this channel specifically

rest of this servers plebbit

[merry flume]

overwhelming people here are either zoomers or millennials. a few cringe gen x'ers

[frosty herald]

Wait... im goated

[sterile stone]

The rare 40 yr old gamer in here

[placid fiber]

So... aside from maybe disliking that I put hit and run on this, how does my autogun look? <.<

[merry flume]

like every other autogun build

[placid fiber]

Kinda thought so lol

[merry flume]

thanks fatshark for giving every weapon blessings that make no sense to use. if i was president of videogames i would make everything fun and viable in darktide

[placid fiber]

despite only having 59% damage, rn, it still melts heresy reapers at close/mid range, which is nice

[merry flume]

it's because the gun is kinda just busted to use in the first place lmao

[placid fiber]

So for the autogun do you want to ads* it or not? It seems like it is a tiny bit more accurate on the initial burst when ads'ed, but, loses control immediately after it unless you wait for the recoil to reset

[tawny walrus]

Ogryn channel pretty chill

[merry flume]

use it like a call of duty gun

[spare dome]

you want to ADS autoguns, hipfire is very much for close range

[placid fiber]

I don't play call of duty <.<

[merry flume]

hipfire up close, ads for far away

[spare dome]

if you find youre almost always hipfiring it and rarely engaging far away targets, then may as well take a braced autogun instead

[placid fiber]

idk, guys, it doesn't seem to kill this guy... >_>'

[plucky gate]

wow so useless

[placid fiber]

It did way more damage than I thought it would, tbh

[tawny walrus]

Bullets hitting cara asmr

[placid fiber]

I love how fast this thing reloads

Man... even with a combat stim and annoint in blood it still takes ~35 shots to kill a heresy crusher... 😦

Granted it only has 59% damage >.>

I have very limited experience with the autoguns, so this might get interesting :/

[timber wigeon]

The bolter is the best zealot gun, but it gets boring to use so I like to use others

Games are not about optimizing everything until youre perfect, they're about having fun

[misty nova]

Idk
Think flamer and Bolter are pretty competitive for that spot

[timber wigeon]

Flamer as well

Flamer clears hordes while bolter is good for bosses and crushers

[spare talon]

flamer is good for mass groups of everything that isnt crushers and bosses

[vocal gazelle]

Thankfully there are not mass groups of bosses and crushers.

[frosty herald]

Yet.

[clever swan]

waves of weakened monsters modifier WHEN

[misty nova]

Game engine only handle 3 bosses at once

It probably explains why that one person couldn't see the 4th daemonhost attacking

[hidden grove]

dc'd at 1mil dmg, but apparently you can charge your way through 40

I'm zealot main now

[remote lark]

@spare talon

[merry flume]

how did you die twice without getting downed? corruption to 1hp?

[clever swan]

das how havoc 40 be

[remote lark]

moneys on crusher overhead

[hidden grove]

1.7 mil you just need to spam light on relic x like a madman

[sullen forge]

Corruption is amplified heavily on Higher havocs so you mainly just straight up fucking die to melee vs ranged, ranged is usually what downs you

[remote lark]

im pretty sure with no zealot passive a mauler or crusher overhead just straight up kills you

[sullen forge]

Pretty much, Ragers deal like 1/5th your total HP in corruption and thats if it bleeds through to HP

[frosty herald]

if you get trapped an your team doesnt free you your dying from corruption

[placid fiber]

it feels really weird to use the autogun. I am not used to the way it handles :/

[nimble fiber]

[tame sluice]

https://imgur.com/a/bxdy7Ve

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-scar-fortnite-og-meme-gif-16336600376003879735

[misty nova]

D-d-d-double kill (kill kill kill)

[placid fiber]

I know I just am not used to using the autogun and dealing with the initial recoil you get when you ads... that's the thing that throws my aim off the most, but, that's probably just inexperience >.>

[nimble fiber]

when is the next invincible episode dropping again?

[frosty herald]

thursday

https://tenor.com/view/battle-beast-invincible-gif-14523317321066914838

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-mark-grayson-allen-the-alien-steven-yeun-seth-rogen-gif-13222217544860369399

[acoustic dune]

balak our beloved

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-on-computer-mark-grayson-steven-yeun-invincible-typing-on-latop-gif-4453822240551238983

[nimble fiber]

[potent gate]

Third season of this is so utterly dogshit

I don't know how they went so wrong

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-gif-5601038695216007548

[mighty root]

Real

[fleet zealot]

they didn't use the p*rn artists more

[potent gate]

They didn't use anything more. Brains would have been a start.

Script was written by a super angsty teenager or smth

[fleet zealot]

the best animation was those artists

[stone fern]

real

[remote lark]

Zealot chat I have an urgent mission for you all

[stone fern]

no

[fleet zealot]

is it posting ferrets

[ebon bobcat]

Please be about deleting this chat

[remote lark]

My local pizza place has a deal where you can get literally anything on the pizza with no restrictions on quantity for $10

I'm gonna get an abomination of a pizza and I need suggestjons

[fleet zealot]

do they have artichoke hearts

[sullen forge]

Anchovies

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-friday-super-super-hero-superman-gif-21169454

[fleet zealot]

anchovies are only good in dressings don't be baited

[remote lark]

I was thinking I replace the tomato sauce with bbq and make them put on a half pound of onions

[frosty herald]

chicken

[fleet zealot]

so like, bbq, chicken, onions... what else

[stone fern]

salami x10
jalapenos x10

[nimble fiber]

chorizos

[fleet zealot]

maybe some garlic? and spicy peppers, chorizos would be good too

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-guy-from-fortnite-invincible-fortnite-title-screen-mark-grayson-gif-1317667857519902031

[remote lark]

BBQ chicken onions... I can get a ton of every pepper and sausage too ok

[nimble fiber]

and a lot of fucking cheese
like a lot

[sullen forge]

A singular pineapple piece on it

only 1 no more

[remote lark]

LMFAO

[stone fern]

order a mexican pizza ||its a normal pizza with corn||

[remote lark]

whatever we order im eating btw

[fleet zealot]

pineapple actually woudln't be bad

if you can slam some more salty foods on as well to balance it out, it would work great with bbq chicken

[remote lark]

wait
scratch all of that
what if i just get a pizza with no sauce and nothing on the dough except pineapple and onions

[stone fern]

what no way i thought you were gonna throw it away

[real sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[fleet zealot]

none pizza with left beef

[remote lark]

no i want to horrify the workers there

[stone fern]

finally some hoards in yard :3

[remote lark]

hordes*

[stone fern]

pickles just pickles

[fleet zealot]

pineapple is overhated cause it's cool and trendy ofc i'm not slapping it on a margherita but like, if you have salty ham and more aged/preserved cheeses, it works well

[remote lark]

i can do a none pizza with left meat but pickles on both sides

[stone fern]

get a normal one too

[frosty herald]

make them dump the entire tuna can on there oil and all

[stone fern]

oh also mayo ask for mayo

[remote lark]

you people are going to poison me

[fleet zealot]

yea don't listen to the trolls

[nimble fiber]

just let stan decide at this point

[remote lark]

they don't have mayo but what i COULD DO is show up to the store with a jar of my own mayo and put it on the pizza in front of them

[frosty herald]

onion mayo garlic bbq tuna anschovies pizza

[fleet zealot]

get some real good shit, get your moneys worth

[remote lark]

im 100% down to do this right in front of them

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kingassripper-pizza-gravy-food-gif-27094391

[spare dome]

none pizza left beef

[fleet zealot]

oh and bacon, ofc how could i forget bacon, bbq chicken bacon ranch if you can

[remote lark]

why the fuck does that gif exist

[frosty herald]

dip the entire pizza slice into a jug of ranch and eat it infront of the employees

[fleet zealot]

ranch simps

[sullen forge]

King Assripper, I dont need to say more its the worst fucking thing ever

[fleet zealot]

i hate ranch simps especially when it's hidden valley found out i don't hate ranch i just hate hidden valley and other cheap ranch

[remote lark]

ok im gonna get this
but im also going to get a none pizza left beef and show up with a jar of mayo to put on in front of them

[grizzled aspen]

My glasses came in. :)

[royal vortex]

that guy looks familiar

[grizzled aspen]

Gonna ask my boss if I can leave early to pick them up before the office closes.

[remote lark]

🪞

[grizzled aspen]

🪞

[solar gorge]

He's a king of some sort

[sullen forge]

Bro what the fuck happened to the moon

[remote lark]

dude @mighty root

[nimble fiber]

thats just steve he's nice

[royal vortex]

thinnest english nobility

[sullen forge]

I dont like how he's looking at me...

[stone fern]

putting mayo on pizza is completely normal

[solar gorge]

what mod is that

[sullen forge]

I should send a clip of it real quick

[nimble fiber]

make a starring contest

[remote lark]

should i take a bite of the mayo pizza after i make it in front of them

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/jIwomfV41Gi4DG_TY?invite=cr-MSxJR1AsMTA3NDAxNTczLA
@solar gorge

[nimble fiber]

its the amount

[sullen forge]

Called "The Broken Script"

[solar gorge]

i wish my friends would stop playing league of legends

[remote lark]

first correct thing i've ever seen u type

[misty nova]

Don't worry
Riot is making sure to kill the game

[solar gorge]

I reckon this is the first time you read something I typed

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

i try to avoid it whenever possible

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchycat-luna-cat-smirk-smile-gif-9301919548442205824

[mighty root]

Don’t ask the name of this one

[remote lark]

woe, 24h slowmode be upon ye

[mighty root]

That emoji has a backstory

[remote lark]

i dont think i want to know

[misty nova]

I think I have an emoji with that same name.......

[frosty herald]

when i consume so much corn and meth that i have no soul left and im an empty husk

[solar gorge]

the american dream

nowadays people do fent instead like communists

[heady rapids]

john darkdiver

[mighty root]

How I feel playing so much darktide that I have no soul left

[mighty root]

Dude it’s so funny

I use it when I talk to people that say smite and bubble is there favorite play style

Soulless

[acoustic dune]

this here is why zealot chat is never getting the muzzler off

also hi fyre

[tawny walrus]

I wish we could spin guns around like you could do with BoP in VT2

[mighty root]

I thought i censored that word

[mighty root]

Haiiii

[acoustic dune]

you censor the visual stimulation of sexual depravity
but not the Heisenberg's crystal

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-arguing-gif-21244527

[mighty root]

What

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-meth-gif-26319392

i would formulate it better but i aint taking me time

have adog

[mighty root]

@remote lark I was gonna show you some other funny emojis but I got auto modded too many emojis

[acoustic dune]

anyhow found a communist french song about quebec

[naive wharf]

wait, the ironhelm doesn't do the bonk stun?

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

only if it survive

prob

[mighty root]

[naive wharf]

what the fuck does that mean

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

you mean a over head?

[naive wharf]

brb, checking something in psykhanium rq

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-cat-gatito-crazy-insane-gif-4445261359056491120

[naive wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469590314626318348/1278355897315491940/1724854111081585.gif

[mighty root]

@frosty herald

It’s over they got him

[frosty herald]

miyazaki arrested for not giving armored core 6 an expansion

[acoustic dune]

you speak like we will never have a expansion
(we just need to just wait trust)

[frosty herald]

im still hoping for one cause my god i need like 50 extra missions and a hardmode

[acoustic dune]

and or a mercenary game mode
which give you one life

and or join a company and you lose money perday from stuff like expense or smth

[timber wigeon]

Darktide needs battle royale

[violet relic]

ac6 needs an expansion with soem form of coop mode too

[acoustic dune]

i like to run a double needler and get into there face

[acoustic dune]

I NEED THAT TOMMY GUN THAT IS IN GAME

[frosty herald]

the backboosters seem very interresting

[acoustic dune]

i wanna beat iguana into a pulp
again

i need more raven n ayre fan comic

[signal spoke]

what is that

Is that a massive spider or bunch of bats? i cant tell

[mighty root]

Djinn!

[pale spindle]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 😊

[frosty herald]

weve got evil spirits in arabia before gta 6

[carmine falcon]

jinn content my beloved

[acoustic dune]

IS THIS A KNIGHT TALE REFRENCE??????????

[carmine falcon]

bro is shouting close it quickly1 you're scaring my ass off

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/wheelchair-dancing-happy-happy-dance-cheering-gif-5735769911863981544

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/knights-tale-heath-ledger-wanting-gif-24725745

[violet relic]

theres a tommy gun in the files ???

[acoustic dune]

well no, one of the enemy space border ac have tommy guns

[frosty herald]

i need the pca parts

[violet relic]

ohh yeah that duel boss fight i forgot about that

[acoustic dune]

fyrestone and his bf

[fleet zealot]

NetEase laid off their entire marvel rivals Seattle team

[pale spindle]

Gamer oppression 😔

[fleet zealot]

wtf is this

like I joke about "make successful game but get laid off anyways"

but wtf is going on here lol

[violet hornet]

Fyrestone and his well earned ban from this discord

[fleet zealot]

oh and game director for marvel rivals too wtf, is this sabatoge, is blizz doing something under the table,

[acoustic dune]

greed

[fleet zealot]

I know but it's like, peak greed

[pale spindle]

If Elon can do it, so can they

[mighty root]

Dis dude hates me for no reason I don’t even think I’ve interacted with him

[acoustic dune]

employ want to get hire pay prob and so they laid them off and hire new one
iz my guess

[fleet zealot]

my brain can't fathom it, it's peak self sabotage

[violet hornet]

Thanks for making a great product, we'll let a team of unpaid interns take it from here

[mighty root]

Destiny prime example

[acoustic dune]

oh btw did you watch some PvZ vid
it talk how people get laid off for not sharing the same ideal as the leader ship of the company

great vid
lemme see if i can find the essay
its like 2 hours long
prob

[frosty herald]

the creative director was not laid off

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7j835caKiA&t=5417s
3 hours

[fleet zealot]

didn't say creative director

[fleet zealot]

seen it but thanks i'll rewatch it this week

[frosty herald]

the people that were laid off were most likely an r&d team

[acoustic dune]

prob the same drama

[fleet zealot]

https://x.com/BellularGaming/status/1891937762728726911

Michael (@BellularGaming) on X

(Thaddeus was game director)

X · Feb 18, 2025, 7:48 PM

[obsidian prairie]

Vicious mockery is a save it can’t crit

[fleet zealot]

exactly, it should be when the opponent critically fails it's vicious mockery save

[mighty root]

I hate human zoo companies who treat their people like objects

[fleet zealot]

(critical fails are fun don't @ me)

[mighty root]

“Yeah without us you’d be nothing and you’re gonna fire me?” “Yeah!”

[fleet zealot]

like i know there are players and dms who do no crits either way but that is boring not fun

[obsidian prairie]

Why would you do that

[tame sluice]

crit fail mechanics are bad unless you're intentionally running one of those joke settings

like the bunch of goblins stealing a barrel of unmarked magic wands type shit

[acoustic dune]

steam is the only company i would aim for

[obsidian prairie]

They probably play fucking DOTA or LoL comp

[tame sluice]

critical successes are fine

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-spin-spinning-right-round-gif-26206302

[obsidian prairie]

Critical fails that suit the situation are fun

Reserve them for narrative rolls

[acoustic dune]

joining the valve employee list would be incredible
meeting big shot and high skill and innovator would be fucking great

imagine all the material i can steal

[fleet zealot]

it's fun

it can be sudden comedy, even if it's bleak, some of the most memorable moments are crit fails

Barbarian teammate ambushed giant by jumping on it from a tree above, nat 1, falls face first on the ground

[median steeple]

Imo it should depend on what the action is and the context of said action

[heady rapids]

i wonder why they did that tbh, looks like their team worked on map design and shit but still weird if it wasn't a contracted hire

[fleet zealot]

hell the d100 system i'm playing also does crit fails at 1-5

[tame sluice]

No offense, but I kind of expect the type of loonies that'd be adventurers to have some degree of competency unless they're intentionally themed around failing upwards

Crit fails like this needle into that quite a lot

[mighty root]

I love mutants

[heady rapids]

waow......

[obsidian prairie]

A 5% margin of catastrophic failure isn’t that bad

[pale spindle]

Vstavay, proklyatyem zakleymyonny
Ves mir golodnykh i rabov!
Kipit nash razum vozmushchyonny
I v smertny boy vesti gotov
Ves mir nasilya my razrushim
Do osnovanya, a zatem
My nash, my novy mir postroim, –
Kto byl nichem, tot stanet vsem

[median steeple]

You expect too much out of people if you think that, some of the smartest people in the world still have those moments

[mighty root]

[tame sluice]

If you're lucky it isn't, or if your DM doesn't have you roll for things as often

[acoustic dune]

then why not use a d20

[pale spindle]

BTW u pinged me a few days ago, what did u need?

[fleet zealot]

because it's a d100 system and crit fails isn't the only mechanic to it

[obsidian prairie]

I think narrative crit fails can be fun

[tame sluice]

I want my character to be good at the things that I imagine they'd be good at at least somewhat consistently. Which is why I play Pathfinder instead of D&D

[fleet zealot]

🤷‍♀️

[obsidian prairie]

But only when it makes sense

[acoustic dune]

just use 5 d20
it add up to 100

[royal vortex]

to be fair the point of a diceroll is the uncertainty behind the outcome of the action, if you're guaranteed an outcome you shouldn't be rolling dice

[fleet zealot]

plus dms can and should flavor it for the situation, whether it's an actual massive fuck up, or it's more just, comedic failure described in the mind

[mighty root]

I did?

[pale spindle]

Yes

[tame sluice]

Uncertainy doesn't, and shouldn't be a binary success or loss. Degrees of success like what most d100 systems do most of the time are better

[fleet zealot]

rogue players being spoiled 😔

[mighty root]

Idk probably something about pc

[pale spindle]

9070 launch looks doodoo, I might just keep the 7800 XT 😔

[royal vortex]

the exceptionally annoying part of crit fails is when they intersect with other mechanics in nonsensical ways, if you have one of those homebrew 'crit fail tables' for 5e or similar where rolling a 1 on an attack can have dumb shit like you dropping your weapon you have scaling where the more attacks you make the worse off you are risk wise

[tame sluice]

Or you're playing Matthew Mercers Gunslinger and a crit fail removes your main weapon permanently until your next long rest

[royal vortex]

5e sucks. 5e homebrew is often somehow worse

[tame sluice]

Because that class is one of the worst designed classes I have ever seen in any tabletop RPG across playing them for 6 years at this point

[mighty root]

I mean itll still be an upgrade or wait for the 50 series to come into stock very soon

[pale spindle]

Soon?

[royal vortex]

tabletop games have the equivalent problem of someone thinking the entirety of 'movies' are marvel franchise stuff

[signal spoke]

Absolutely baffling

[median steeple]

yeah that's why we play VTM ah shit I went into frenzy

[mighty root]

Nvidia said that the next 50 series restock will "leave scalpers crying"

[mighty root]

Scalpers rn

[pale spindle]

Nvidia won't have anything in stock until September

[acoustic dune]

prob bc all the scalper is prob nvidea themself

[pale spindle]

I know this

[royal vortex]

this is kind of an argument for crit fails. like it's on the very extreme end of a spectrum. but arguing this kind of stuff is pointless because we don't have the same gm and the way people narrate roll outcomes is entirely subjective

[mighty root]

I wouldn’t doubt it

[pale spindle]

So the question is how well will the 9070 will be in stock/scalped

[mighty root]

Probably not as bad

[pale spindle]

Lmao what is going on

[fleet zealot]

PEETS

[mighty root]

Damm and it’s sapphire

[royal vortex]

i think the funniest dumb crit fail rule i've seen is in warhammer fantasy's tabletop setting, where i think by raw you can lose an opposed check for melee combat, crit, and kill the person you're fighting

[signal spoke]

he got the beans

[plucky gate]

wtf ur worm looks all hairy

[mighty root]

Hairy worm

[real sonnet]

Why does the left guy's chair not have an effect on the third stomp

[pale spindle]

You know, if gpus are in high demand I would think that... Uuhh Idk you would TRY TO MEET SUPPLY!?!?

[heady rapids]

pretty sure they're meeting the ai training chips supply pretty well, no?

[plucky gate]

but how will they pretend their gpu is good if it's not sold out all the time?

[pale spindle]

Ur mom

[fleet zealot]

no gotta feed the scalpers, their massive upcharge on cards will make people forget how badly your cards are priced (too expensive)

[pale spindle]

But I don't understand how this benefits Nvidia when the scalpers ALREADY BOUGHT THEM AT MSRP

[fleet zealot]

pls stop grabbing me

[pale spindle]

No 😔

[mighty root]

Gonna shave you and glue a horn on your head

[pale spindle]

What a fucking mess

[mighty root]

Yeah I hate scalpers

[pale spindle]

Is this how GPU buying is going to be for the rest of our lives?

Sitting in front of a stock tracker and praying to God that a fucking bot doesn't yoink all of the gpus before you do

[fleet zealot]

yes

[hard nexus]

worm

[pale spindle]

Maybe I should just keep the 7800 XT and call it a day

I still have until the end of March to return it tho

[mighty root]

I wish scalpers get no money and starve because they decided to buy 9000+ dollars of 5090s it will be a valuable financial lesson

“I gotta ruin it for everyone!”

[median steeple]

I think if you buy a 5090 you are stupid

[mighty root]

I learned a lesson like that once btw

[mighty root]

I must be one silly billy then I’m planning on getting one

[fleet zealot]

comfy

[pale spindle]

Nah it can get worse

[mighty root]

Me gonna get a 360 hz monitor and love every single frame

[pale spindle]

Newegg is selling the 5090 with useless shit and marking up the price to $6k

[mighty root]

Mmmm yes a reasonable price

[pale spindle]

Lmao it's a BUCKET

The worst part is, it was sold out in 2 hours

[tawny walrus]

Someone bought that?

[pale spindle]

20 people bought that

[placid fiber]

What do you guys think of this toughness regen from just holding rmb? I have too stubborn to die (+100% toughness recovery below 1/3rd hp)

[carmine falcon]

filthy rich gamers, ai bros and crypto bros

[acoustic dune]

it make me mad everytime i use google and its dominated by ai generated shit when i search image up

[mighty root]

That’s so sad

[tawny walrus]

We used to be a country

[acoustic dune]

it actually anger me for the sole reason of that i need actual ref
and not sloppy joe second

[mighty root]

People think I’m rich but I just know how to save money

But that 5090 will be mine

[acoustic dune]

well tbf fyre
most furry dont

[mighty root]

What

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-gif-4963626947041558937

[mighty root]

I’m not a furry

[acoustic dune]

yeah sure bud
its ok being a furry is not a crime anymore

[mighty root]

Knify I don’t even comprehend what you said

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/wheelchair-dancing-happy-happy-dance-cheering-gif-5735769911863981544

[pale spindle]

Shut up Biden, you can't even remember what you ate for breakfast today

[mighty root]

@remote lark am I a furry?

[pale spindle]

Yes

[tawny walrus]

Look alive Jack we're lowering GPU prices

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-me-meme-me-tweaking-gif-4806869717826284567

[acoustic dune]

i hate how america presidentsy boil down to whom is less worser and its between stalin and hitler

[tawny walrus]

Save us Xi

[mighty root]

I love choosing my evils

I LOVE CHINA

[acoustic dune]

how does america boil down to the shittest candidate?

how does that even happen?
is america just evil in general
is that why your candidate is so shit?

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/george-bush-angry-shoe-throw-dodge-gif-5298606

[carmine falcon]

damn brother enjoy the 4090 with memeshit!

[pale spindle]

I mean I would explain it to you, but I most likely would get banned for violating the rules

[carmine falcon]

we need a filter for this fr

[acoustic dune]

Biden was taken out mid election
how is america selling debt
jesus

[mighty root]

Me has a 4080 super

[signal spoke]

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-hug-gif-26198604
CHINA

[carmine falcon]

why upgrade on a 4080 super

[acoustic dune]

dude i want text book visual and old art not ai slop when i search for ref
i dont need ai slop
your trendy ai slop anger me

[heady rapids]

@mighty root do you by any chance know how to make the power cables on 50 series not fry

[tawny walrus]

I think you might be able to disable it in search labs but I'm not sure how encompassing that is

[mighty root]

Cuz I’m silly

[tawny walrus]

There is an extension

[frosty herald]

bigger power supply

[mighty root]

What da hell what cables are you using

[fleet zealot]

holy shit i want a cheesebruger

[mighty root]

Or power supply yeah

[pale spindle]

Yooo

[heady rapids]

nah just askin in theory
obv ignoring people that mix cables, just read that the official nvidia cable is prone to frying itself

[fleet zealot]

i need to get some burgers in before inflation really hits local businesses

[acoustic dune]

why do i need a extension for this
jesus chirst crypto bros wanna make me choke one out

i need to relieve my creative stress somehow

[tawny walrus]

I hear ya. Should be non existent and like an opt in feature

[heady rapids]

you can filter by date
e.g. before 2024 would work for no ai slop i guess

[violet hornet]

https://www.corsair.com/us/en/p/pc-components-accessories/cp-8920284/600w-pcie-5-0-12v-2x6-type-4-psu-power-cable-cp-8920284?srsltid=AfmBOoqqcMUMt15x6Gsjr_EUG_sbLzEmo2ZjhcGTHMvC8XvnVRTvxBuc get this

[stone fern]

damn not bad

[acoustic dune]

did you know that ai art is starting to get into competition?
shit anger tf out of me

[mighty root]

Yeah I don’t use cables that nivida provides I use the ones that come with my power supply

[acoustic dune]

yeah but what if i need newer info doh
like some preserve suit of armor that got restore

[placid fiber]

Yeah... it turns out doubling the regen on something that is already pretty damn good... gives very nice results >.>

[violet hornet]

12VHPWR is what ya want, not a 12V-2x6

[acoustic dune]

i will not use pintrest

me when ai art
https://x.com/Izzzybopz/status/1890411461198909478

IZZZYBOPZ 🟪🟪🟪 (@Izzzybopz) on X

X · Feb 14, 2025, 2:43 PM

[violet hornet]

That plus an atx 3.1 psu are how you guarantee no cable issues

[acoustic dune]

imagine posting this unironically

[pale spindle]

Welp looks like not much I can do until the 5070s come out

Or "" "" "" "" launch""" "" "" "" "" ""

[acoustic dune]

did they say how better the new rtx is?

[pale spindle]

We already have the specs

[heady rapids]

i think some tests leaked recently

[acoustic dune]

as in what are the advertising

[pale spindle]

The prices are the problem

The 5070 ti is currently being listed at $1000

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/distressed-red-ball-uncanny-cat-cat-black-and-white-gif-8838887825807615400

[violet hornet]

People buying them regardless of the price are the problem

[median steeple]

all for more AI SLOP ! ! ! ! ! !!

[acoustic dune]

let the market do what it does best
bankrupt them

[pale spindle]

9070 XT is being listed by Amazon at $750

[mighty root]

Consume

[pale spindle]

By XFX, which is botton price 💀

[acoustic dune]

i am gonna wait and see if scalper are gonna lose cash or not if the new nivedea product is good or not
we shall see

[heady rapids]

hold out for intel cards............................................................

[violet hornet]

AMD shoulda never given up making high end gpus, but if that's the strongest they could make they never really had a choice

[pale spindle]

Hang on let me get a B580 for $500

[mighty root]

Nivida could make an absolute monster if they wanted to but they just don’t

[violet hornet]

Too bad Nvidia is making 9x what it makes from gamers by catering to data centers now, hard to justify having stock for your side hustle

[heady rapids]

real

[acoustic dune]

they prob do
but prob only for nasa or smth
bc america contract or smth

[spare talon]

How I sleep knowing I bought a mid range amd card for stupid cheap and I can run everything fine

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-gif-23970142

[heady rapids]

idk my 1060 runs everything fine

[fleet zealot]

path of exile 2

[heady rapids]

path of exile 2 what

[pale spindle]

Path of Exile......

DEEZ NUTTS

[fleet zealot]

that's what filtered my 1070

and like, if my old rig didn't break, i would have felt i needed to upgrade anyways

[heady rapids]

at least two of my friends are playing poe2 on 1060
although one of them upgraded cause he couldnt handle the 50fps........

[spare talon]

I got an rx 7600
Upgraded from a gt 730

[arctic geyser]

Just sharing my happyness

[heady rapids]

also doesnt poe2 literally run on deck

[violet hornet]

But what if you're missing 10 fps of performance at 50% higher than your monitor refresh rate?

[pale spindle]

U know what maybe I should just accept my 7800 XT I bought for $500

[fleet zealot]

so photogenic

[violet hornet]

Don't you play on gfn anyways?

[pale spindle]

Maybe it's God telling me to stop chasing the green dragon 😔

[heady rapids]

that was hank

[spare talon]

I used to because my pc wasn't capable of running dt anyway

[heady rapids]

on a not so unrelated note
tried out lossless scaling today, pretty cool if you dont mind the input lag and not being able to record shit with shadowplay

def a must if the devs are lazy motherfuckers that cant implement framegen into their shitty unoptimized titles (looking at you helldivers)

[pale spindle]

Yes

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588795681301331996/1329910091453042699/m2-res_720p_4_1.mp4?ex=67b5960a&is=67b4448a&hm=5f0fb542cfb4bb92a9a6aabb20412f1655107ed8548e42aee34fff82abcfed9d&

[fleet zealot]

i'm rioting after march 1st

[merry flume]

bro this looks exactly like that one signtline in mw2

like down to the catwalk on the left and the building to the right

it's just missing the trains and the houses further down

[heady rapids]

you're in a simulation
wake up

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/mossbag69/status/1891894560399249586?s=46

mossbag (@mossbag69) on X

Silksong has been removed from Nintendo's website. We're going backwards now.

X · Feb 18, 2025, 4:56 PM

[frosty herald]

least surprising news

[sullen forge]

what the fuck holy shit throwback

[remote lark]

yea

[merry flume]

only if your fursona would be cool

[sullen forge]

true

[sullen forge]

SILKSONG NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

[undone pewter]

That post is just false

https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/hollow-knight-silksong-switch/

[mighty root]

OH MY GOD

[mighty root]

[frosty herald]

sadly mid is still listed on the eshop

[misty nova]

Good stats

[manic edge]

what perks do i want on it? someone told me but i cant find the old post lol

[tawny walrus]

Probs unyield+cara and puncture+shattering

[manic edge]

ty ❤️

[copper hawk]

Yerp

[acoustic dune]

remenber when silk song made a april fool?

[pure tree]

Guys he's back

[sullen forge]

who is this?

[ebon bobcat]

Gorn

[plush estuary]

Dorn's evil twin

[pure tree]

No that's Dorn, he's back

[spare talon]

Zorn

[ebon bobcat]

No, Gorn not Dorn because no D

[pure tree]

He's back yall

[misty nova]

Of course that's dorns evil twin
Dorn would never play Ogryn your Honor

[modern lintel]

reality is often stranger then fiction

[spare talon]

most of the time when i play havoc with him, hes ogryn

[misty nova]

Heeeey
I'm trying to build a narrative here
Also pretty based of Dorn

[violet hornet]

Dorn's good twin

Good dorn = gorn

[modern lintel]

@twin wagon mordhau just dropped on playstation gamepass equivalent if you feel like seal clubbing

[mighty root]

I might tap in I’ve been looking to play mordhau

[modern lintel]

i put about 1k hours into starting from console launch before i stopped playing like half a year ago

[twin wagon]

Any time

[fringe bay]

John Gorn

[twin wagon]

There's so many new players to abuse, I'm like a hot dog vendor in the super bowl

[stone fern]

@remote lark practicing for when we play next

[tawdry leaf]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jIGFVT0tfX2pL9JUw?invite=cr-MSxRMmcsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA
i dont need practice to play with him. im really good at darktide as you can see 🔥

dude i was dead (pun not intended) after this happened 😭

[grizzled aspen]

My new glasses are making me sick.

[tawdry leaf]

did your prescription get changed?

i usually have very bad migraines for a couple days when my prescription gets changed

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah. 7 years since I had it updated. :P

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah mine did that for a bit too, are the lenses a different shape?

[obsidian prairie]

Nevermind this answers it

[remote lark]

stay away from me

[misty ravine]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
||Make me one with everything.||

[tawdry leaf]

LMAO 😭

[mighty root]

The agents of satan guided that burster right into your hammer you did nothing wrong

[remote lark]

i just noticed that you're all on fucking marty builds lmao

[stone fern]

lmao yeah

it was pretty funny ngl another had a hammer and each dh lived exactly 2 seconds

[misty helm]

how do three level 30 zealots not have an Until Death between them

[tawdry leaf]

your pysker build is fucking stupid lumii and im loving it

its so stupidly good against hordes 😭

[ornate bone]

I turned off Super Resolution and now the game looks like it's from roblox wtf

[stone fern]

smh lemme check the replay

yup i remember

[misty helm]

down to whichever Keystone you like the sound of most

[tawdry leaf]

depends on other factors really... @remote lark

hes a zealot main and knows alot about zealot class

oh lol

[stone fern]

@misty helm this is how

as you can see It didnt swap properly so i ended up pushing with my boltpistol instead of charging my thammer which fucked up my whole combo

[misty helm]

[mighty root]

Ij or blazing piety

[heady rapids]

martyrdom or no balls

[stone fern]

RAAAAAAA WTF IS CDR and stamina and toughness and hp etc

[mighty root]

They are both good you get better dodges with ij

[ornate bone]

Not a very involved PC guy so I don't know much about these settings in specific. These fine as is? - 3090ti and Ryzen 9 5900x..

[obsidian prairie]

Never hardlocked piety faster

[tawdry leaf]

another 3090ti user what a chad

[stone fern]

whats the idle frame rate? should be like 100 no?

[ornate bone]

I will be upgrading my PC soon, free from these shackles!

[tawdry leaf]

you hardly need to upgrade 😭

[stone fern]

ikr

[ornate bone]

For darktide 3090ti is considered the minimum isn't it?

[stone fern]

id say skip a generation the 50s series isnt all that impressive

[tawdry leaf]

no LOL

[heady rapids]

i can play darktide on a steam deck

[signal spoke]

I heavily doubt it

[mighty root]

Yas

[tawdry leaf]

3090ti is on the high end for darktide. id say a minimum is like... a 1060 6gb

[ornate bone]

OH RIGHT, forgot to check on that.