zealot-class

[twin goblet]

does opportunist proc on the chain axe m1 stun?

[tidal berry]

[mighty root]

Thoughts on fyre ai

[clever swan]

how do you see that lumi

[twin wagon]

Activate your notification

[remote lark]

mobile discord gives notifs for everything even though I'm on fucking red

[hearty nebula]

abysmal dogshit

[clever swan]

oh, i didnt know discord showed reaction notifications.

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-serval-what-if-you-exploded-explosion-gif-2182528568730460943

[mighty root]

He talks about Turkeys and fucking the microwave

[snow moat]

menacing

[remote lark]

@true kindle can I train a chatbot ai on zealot chat and have it talk here

[mighty root]

Idk who feed him that but he loves it

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/türkiye-turkey-gif-11198383169865843648

[snow moat]

goodnight chat

[twin wagon]

wait this isn't turkey, lmao

[modern lintel]

i dont believe in turkie

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kaanözdil-angry-turkish-man-gif-22160441

[twin wagon]

[clever swan]

so that's how humanity ends...

[remote lark]

@delicate shadow

[delicate shadow]

No.

[remote lark]

Why not :((((

[carmine falcon]

TÜRKIYE MENTIONED

[delicate shadow]

get this AI shit out of my imperium of mankind server

[sterile stone]

We've ceased all shipments of flafel

[carmine falcon]

Ai is banned
Just lobotomize someone and make him talk here

[true kindle]

no

[remote lark]

stank...

[carmine falcon]

What about kebab sir

[remote lark]

Actually jokes aside can I feed zealot chat to a chat bot in general just for fun and post the results here

(without it posting here)

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow

[remote lark]

Wtf is flafel

[delicate shadow]

falafel

[carmine falcon]

Falafel is peak

[remote lark]

What is that?

[delicate shadow]

good god some of you are uncultured

[carmine falcon]

FOOD
Google falafel wrap

[remote lark]

Oh that, I like those

[sterile stone]

If it ain't lamb gyro I don't want it

[delicate shadow]

lamb iskender my beloved

[carmine falcon]

I ate İskender döner yesterday
Was peak
Living in Istanbul is crazy it's just peak food from Turkish and Syrian shops

[sterile stone]

Can I replace the yogurt with something else

Everything else is acceptable, maybe sub rice

[remote lark]

That looks amazing

[nimble fiber]

even more meat

[delicate shadow]

my australian ass has been lucky the diaspora in my area was strong enough that the restaurants are actually good

[remote lark]

God you guys are making me hungry

[delicate shadow]

why not yogurt?

[sterile stone]

Never been a fan

[mighty root]

@hushed knoll NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE CAT CATERPILLAR

[twin wagon]

Consult Ogryn chat for solution

[sterile stone]

It's just a weird combo, like yogurt with the pita and and meat and sauce?

Like garlic sauce sure

[nimble fiber]

argus is actually afraid that the yogurt is gonna take over

[twin wagon]

If you aren't Garlic maxing you've done something wrong

[carmine falcon]

Literally can't imagine living anywhere without middle eastern food
Peak cuisine

[sterile stone]

Bruh I've tried it before, it's a overpowering flavor

[delicate shadow]

garlic aioli my beloved

[delicate shadow]

SO TRUE

[mighty root]

Zealot ai chat bot would a a forced to be reckoned with

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-brows-raising-gif-23831287

[tidal berry]

No, haram, bad

[twin wagon]

People are blind to the truth

You can every single part of the cow, no one ca stop you and it's delicious

[tidal berry]

fr tho why'd you take out the yogurt it tastes so good with the sauce

[sterile stone]

I've already taken my stance, rice is a better alternative.

[nimble fiber]

depends

[carmine falcon]

You can take it out but you're missing out

[tidal berry]

ehh this dish will include bread mixed into the sauce, adding rice on top of that is like, asking to be fat

[nimble fiber]

if the rice is dry af I don't want it

[mighty root]

Gary I need pistachio baklava

[sterile stone]

There's a place that does Medi food not too far from me and they sell food like this, ever since then I can't leave the rice out the dish

[tidal berry]

rice or bulgur go better with kebab though

[delicate shadow]

dude I miss the spanish place back home, had the best paella

[sterile stone]

Hwat

[nimble fiber]

paella is gods food frfr

[tidal berry]

there is a kebab shop thats like, few hundred meters away from home

[delicate shadow]

it is glory

[tidal berry]

I'd say its a struggle to stay fit except.. its actually pretty healthy lmao

[mighty root]

Holy slop

[carmine falcon]

I know what I'm ordering today

[delicate shadow]

people overrate how unhealthy it is

[nimble fiber]

argus can u rly say no to this?

[sterile stone]

I know I'm gonna get flak for this but, I ain't really all that into seafood.

[nimble fiber]

I know thats y I asked u again

[delicate shadow]

like it can be unhealthy but it really depends on what you order and the quality of the restaurant

ofc if you make it yourself then you can make it healthy af

[delicate shadow]

you can get non-seafood paella with chorizo and other meats

trust, it's good shit

[sterile stone]

You're about to hate me, but I don't vibe with chorizo

[nimble fiber]

WHAT

[sterile stone]

Bro I'm a picky eater

[nimble fiber]

minus sympathy point

[remote lark]

aquino what's your favorite class

[nimble fiber]

chorizo is sooooo good tho

[sterile stone]

My roommate tried to get me to try it, it just taste weird man.

[delicate shadow]

I really enjoyed my ethics classes back in the day

[nimble fiber]

In my head u just haven't eaten good chorizos before

[remote lark]

did you enjoy the classes themselves or did u enjoy the easy A

[sterile stone]

I've tried about 4 place's chorizo.

[delicate shadow]

both

ethics classes are very interesting for the philosophy and history content but it's an easy class to ace

[nimble fiber]

maybe try making them yourself

[compact lichen]

thammer talent tree?

[tidal berry]

The one I go to they do it pretty naturally, meat and veggies cooked over fire, bulgur cooked with animal fat, some salad and appetizers on the side. Its pretty damn good.

[sterile stone]

I might, I copied a recipe for cheese butter. So anything is possible.

[delicate shadow]

hell yeah

[delicate shadow]

anyway actual answer is zealot. In VT2 my fav is mercenary tho

[tidal berry]

Shame I can't have it as often lately, kinda on a self imposed diet goal this month

[delicate shadow]

in VT1 I don't really have a favourite, I like Bardin, Saltz and Kruber equally

[vernal terrace]

wtf a chorizo

[sterile stone]

Sausage

[nimble fiber]

sausage with a latino vibe

[remote lark]

Latino flavored sausage

[jovial cosmos]

Mfw you dont know what chorizo is

[sterile stone]

He's a brit, disregard

[remote lark]

Wait, he?

[vernal terrace]

Ah Latino food like doesn’t exist here unless it’s fake Mexican or you find that 1 in 10 billion place

[nimble fiber]

Im so sorry for u

[sterile stone]

I remember asking years ago if you guys had poptarts

[remote lark]

sorry the combination of brit accent and femboy voice threw me off

I forgot women aren't real on the internet for a moment

[delicate shadow]

what is it with Brits and Americans having zero culture smh

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pause-gay-no-gif-15366401

[jovial cosmos]

As if british women were real to begin with

[nimble fiber]

we also don't have them here (not at all interested in em tho)

[remote lark]

aren't you Australian

[tidal berry]

I actually think brit food is somewhat salvageable next to US ''culture''

[delicate shadow]

yeah Aussies don't have this issue lmao

[obsidian prairie]

All that imperialism and we don’t have shit to show

[sullen forge]

Correction, Fast Food and Obesity

[sterile stone]

Funny enough there's an Austrian pub/restaurant down the street from me.

[nimble fiber]

is it good?

[sullen forge]

thats the American Culture

[delicate shadow]

I'd walk out my door back home and if I went to the harbor I'd have access to food from world over, Aussies eat shit loads of mediterranean and asian food

[sterile stone]

Been living here 5 years and never tried it

[remote lark]

Our culture is guns and that's probably about it

[tidal berry]

what is a poptart

[obsidian prairie]

Doesn’t British land have a higher obesity rate

[sterile stone]

Sugar.exe

[nimble fiber]

give it a try and I tell u if they sold u bullshit

[remote lark]

No wayyy

[vernal terrace]

Tbf we have a bunch of family run Asian, African and European places it’s just we don’t really see much Latino immigrants so places that sell the food essentially default to Taco Bell is Latino

[sterile stone]

I think Mexico has a higher obesity rate than America.

Atleast this was true at one point.

[obsidian prairie]

A perversion of a pastry so incredible not even we think of them as one

[tidal berry]

I mean.. I do get like eclairs when I get sugar cravings, it always reminds me of that simpsons episode. Is it as sugary?

[delicate shadow]

that's wild to me considering spain is right there

actually now that I think about it no that makes total sense

[sterile stone]

It's like....a square piece of soft bread with jam inside, with icing ontop and sprinkles ontop the icing

[obsidian prairie]

It’s like fucking cardboard with shitty “filling” and dyed icing

[remote lark]

I can't walk 10 feet without passing like 5 latino or asian run family restaurant chains

no European or mideast food here though

[nimble fiber]

that doesn't sound good at all lmao

[remote lark]

Behold, a calzone

[obsidian prairie]

Exactly

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-wtf-surprised-pikachu-gif-19719769

[nimble fiber]

I mean I would probably eat this after I smoked

[tidal berry]

that uh.. doesn't look that impressive

[obsidian prairie]

I cannot stand more than 1 at a time, and they come packaged as 2’s

[tidal berry]

is that like strawb jam in the middle

[sterile stone]

A box of 8 is like $4

[obsidian prairie]

Theoretically

[remote lark]

Tell me I'm wrong

[sterile stone]

There's several other flavors

[vernal terrace]

These getting stuck in your toaster at 3am then breaking into pieces when you try to free them

[nimble fiber]

seafood flavor, just for argus

[obsidian prairie]

This wall doesn’t even cover the movie/game/show tie ins btw

[tidal berry]

how many calories are in one, this looks pretty light lol

[sterile stone]

Put your shoes on, we're going to the parking lot to fight.

[remote lark]

have... you never had a pop tart before.....?

[obsidian prairie]

They have been asking what one was the entire conversation

[clever swan]

poptarts are diabetes generators

[remote lark]

I ignore 90% of this chat when I can help it man

[tidal berry]

oh my fucking god

[remote lark]

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/america-patriotic-eagle-usa-patriotism-gif-9438241

[clever swan]

tbh 30g of sugar for 370 calories isnt that bad
a can of coke has 140 calories but 39g of sugar

[obsidian prairie]

Ketchup has more some fucking how

[clever swan]

but i guess the rest of the pain is in the carbs of the poptart bread

[sterile stone]

I think toaster strudels have more?

[vernal terrace]

Get your corn starch away from me

[tidal berry]

with my current dumbo diet I think I'm allowed.. 6? of these, per day?

[nimble fiber]

toaster what

[clever swan]

toaster strudels are way better

[obsidian prairie]

Actual college student diet btw

[vernal terrace]

They re like pop tarts but don’t look like cardboard

[tidal berry]

thats true but I think it can depend. There are far, faaar worse things than sugar for blood sugar

[nimble fiber]

im not gonna say it

[sterile stone]

They're poptarts that you have to bake before you eat

[nimble fiber]

Im thinking it tho

[tidal berry]

yea cause my food budget is also the same

[vital rain]

Nah what Is this bro

[sterile stone]

Elsewise you keep them in a freezer.

[vital rain]

Why do i get in this chat and see this

[sterile stone]

Y'all really ain't ready to hear this, but there's a egg and sausage toaster strudel aswell.

[clever swan]

that aint no toaster strudel i ever heard of

[nimble fiber]

I mean, is it sweet aswell?

[tidal berry]

ok what about twinkies

[vital rain]

Toaster strudel 😭

[vernal terrace]

does it still have the icing?

[sterile stone]

I don't eat them cause they're gross

[vital rain]

WHAT IS THIS BRO STOP

[clever swan]

they're probably fine

[vernal terrace]

These might be ok

[vital rain]

JUST MAKE THEM AT HOME LMAO

[tidal berry]

we don't have twinkies in here either I wanted to do the twinkies only diet

[nimble fiber]

if they aren't sweet at all but savory I would try em

[vernal terrace]

But American bread so prob not

[vital rain]

Im italian i should not be watching this

[sterile stone]

We have different flavored twinkies I believe

[tidal berry]

even the mascot looks bloated

[vernal terrace]

Love putting a bag of sugar into any bread I make (please stop making bread america)

[vital rain]

Bro looks like a fnaf side character 😭😭😭

[nimble fiber]

lmao true

[sterile stone]

I got something for you fam

[clever swan]

if you dont make your bread taste good then no american will buy it. it's a vicious cycle

[nimble fiber]

merica

[vital rain]

NAH,WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[clever swan]

looks like a fucked up type of chili mac

[vital rain]

Pls tell me yall dont eat It fr

[tidal berry]

this is reminding me of that processed ham meme

[sterile stone]

I mean it's meant for kids mostly.

[spare talon]

wtf we have culture

[nimble fiber]

stan would make it himself and then eat it

[spare talon]

its not a good one but its there

[vernal terrace]

If you made this yourself it would fuck but I ain’t trusting that in a tin @spare talon might he love craft michealwave mac n cheese

[sterile stone]

Last one, I don't wanna torture you that much

[vital rain]

Also im watching this while having a cooking class lmao

[clever swan]

holy shit i want a pepperoni ravioli NOW

[spare talon]

canned shit i find nasty for no reason

[vital rain]

No ok this Is too much

[vernal terrace]

Tinned pizza rolls

[clever swan]

the canned mass produced pepperoni probably tastes so bad

[vital rain]

Im unaliving myself
Thats it

[vernal terrace]

Call it ravioli

[spare talon]

peakza rolls

[sterile stone]

It gets worse with condiments cause Heinz does shit like mix and match them like Kranch or Mayochup

[nimble fiber]

kranch

[obsidian prairie]

Actual American food culture is finding out how to make this shit actually bearable to eat without wanting to die

[sterile stone]

You remember when I showed Vin kranch in the bottle at walmart and he got so mad I got timed out

[vital rain]

Never Heard of them
Only thing i buy from Heinz Is ketchup
Also -60% fats mayonnase Is good

[tidal berry]

I like mixing condiments

[nimble fiber]

I do remember yeah

[sterile stone]

Yeah but would you buy it premade in a bottle tho

[spare talon]

well i eat boxed mac n cheese made in the microwave and ive not killed myself yet so maybe ive succeeded

[sullen forge]

what in the fuck is Kranch

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-supprise-helldivers-helldivers-2-that's-nice-nice-gif-16523774879035659317

[clever swan]

ketchup ranch probably

[sullen forge]

that sounds like an actual slur

[nimble fiber]

hes a mean one mr kranch

[tidal berry]

Nah, I usually mix up my own stuff so I want just one type of thing in a bottle so I can make whatever mix I want to try

[sterile stone]

Cole beat me to it

[sullen forge]

I hate it

[clever swan]

buffaranch might be cooking...?

[sterile stone]

But yeah Heinz has a whole line up of these you can find at walmart

[vital rain]

Amerkcans be like
Lets make pasta and add 250grams butter in It as a condiment

[tidal berry]

well its certainly for someone

[obsidian prairie]

I probably should’ve worded that better but you’ve also got the fucked up uni student constitution

[obsidian prairie]

I have no idea how much 250 grams is relative to a stick of butter

Wait is that half pound

[sullen forge]

surviving off of 50% rice 50% ramen, the Uni/College student grind

[tidal berry]

I feel like half of this probably comes from how your mouths are probably desensitized to sugary sweet stuff

[sterile stone]

113 grams is a single butter stick

[vital rain]

Thats,half of it

[mighty root]

Anyone know how to cook theses

[obsidian prairie]

Definitely

[tidal berry]

Idk why I said it like I'm blaming you or something lol, figure of speech

[vital rain]

Its 1000 calories or smth

[sullen forge]

Absolutely true cause american food is incredibly sugary hence why everything else tastes "weird" to Americans

not used to the actual taste of food

[vital rain]

A butter Stick Is 500grams (here)

[sterile stone]

American food is banned for export in some places because of health standards I've been told.

[nimble fiber]

hot flamin cheetos

[sullen forge]

Wildest part is this doesn't surprise me in the fucking slightest

[sterile stone]

Y'all don't get the same type of stuff we get.

[obsidian prairie]

I assume the butter is also much better

[tidal berry]

Yeah I think this is how you get eating disorders ngl

[sterile stone]

Like y'alls skittles bag isn't the same as ours ingredient wise.

[nimble fiber]

makes me sad cause I love them

[bitter anvil]

Pre-heat oven 450 degree

[nimble fiber]

true we probably have half the sugar

[clever swan]

america is the logical conclusion of no regards for sugar limitations and the fact that humans love more and more sugar

[mighty root]

I wish we never started using corn syrup for all our products

[obsidian prairie]

I actually cook and eat enough different stuff that I’m not as affected but it still applies

[tidal berry]

like I'm not saying u should be a clean eating freak and have bland ass chicken rice broccoli every day but maybe not make your dish swim in butter or have diabetes in a can as a drink? There has to be a middle ground .d

[mighty root]

Cane sugar is so good

[obsidian prairie]

I plan on going to Europe some time in 2026 so I cannot wait for real food

[bitter anvil]

Other country food on American soil is sugar additive

[nimble fiber]

real mochito

[vernal terrace]

what you dont cheap alternative that isnt that much cheaper than will kill you alot faster???

[bitter anvil]

Ever tried sugar cane juice?

[sterile stone]

I mean I'm sure there's places with American inspired resteraunts and stuff, but I doubt like hell anyone actually follows our cooking methods to a T.

[vernal terrace]

are you anti american or something fyre

[vital rain]

I ve actually Seen a video where in California there s like 2 fast foods every 10 minutes in distance
Tò get tò a fast food i Need to get the train for 35 minutes

[bitter anvil]

I love those sugar cane juice, good for summer drink

[mighty root]

I wuv corn syrup now….

[obsidian prairie]

10 minutes is a massive understatement

[clever swan]

2 fast foods every 10 minutes???

try every 1 minute

[sterile stone]

This use to be true for starbucks, which is just a plastic ice cup filled with sugar.

[obsidian prairie]

10 meters would be more accurate

[sterile stone]

But Starbucks has been closing down alot of stores cause no one wants overpriced sugar in a cup.

[clever swan]

depending on what you mean by fast food basically every single shopping center has at least one fastish food place

[nimble fiber]

kfc I guess lmao

[vital rain]

Thats qhat we usually buy here and It lasts very long
I dont know if thats Better,wouldnt count on that counting how many stuff the must put on It to make It lasts so long without It becoming home for parassites

[mighty root]

Yas I hate my leaders and the federal reserve

[vernal terrace]

soda was probably the most grim thing to me in america

cause like i drink alot of it

and american soda just felt like it was killing me getting it draft from a tap was ok somehow but if you bought a bottle from walmart it just tasted like death

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jICdcoD43eyO8h8be?invite=cr-MSxUWnIsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

Certified Darktide moment right here

[vital rain]

I have It 😭

[bitter anvil]

Popeyes

[nimble fiber]

same thing for colombia, its honestly way to sweet imo

[sterile stone]

Bruh I'll never eat kfc again man, I ordered popcorn chicken and I opened the box, massive ass feather just still inside the damn thing.

[vital rain]

We dont have Starbucks here so no idea how It is

[nimble fiber]

wtf is a popcorn chicken bruh

[sullen forge]

you ever get a refund

[mighty root]

If I do drink coke I only drink Mexican coke and rc cola

[clever swan]

yall ever heard of diet soda

[vital rain]

My beloved

[sterile stone]

I tossed my shit in the trash and went to bed, lost my appetite

[sullen forge]

Fucking vile

[sterile stone]

Like I pulled the quil and everything out that thing

[nimble fiber]

howd u know it was an ass feather?

[bitter anvil]

Is a smaller size than chicken nugget

[sullen forge]

UP TO THE AMERICAN STANDARD 💪 🦅 🇺🇸

[vernal terrace]

nah but did you know coke zero is super power soda

similar electrolytes to drinks like prime and zero calories

[vital rain]

To he honest Sugar Is the n.1 problem with eating disorders
I was 280 pounds 2 years ago,really bad state,i got to 220 pounds by literally cutting out sugar

[spare talon]

they already know about this, cspawn droppiing someone via stagger while standing on stairs drops them through the map

[vital rain]

Not doing a diet
Just gym and no sugar

[vernal terrace]

whats in it you might ask????????

WHO FUCKING KNOWS

[tidal berry]

I had one growing up too, my family was terrible with this it made my childhood miserable

[sterile stone]

Sugar in a cup for the most part.

[nimble fiber]

im gonna tell vin that u found ass feathers

[sterile stone]

They put syrup on just about everything.

[spare talon]

kez says as he rots in bed for 5 days straight (likely an underestimate)

[sterile stone]

You leave him out this

[clever swan]

coke zero is what keeps his 5 day bed marathons going

[tidal berry]

wtf is a super power soda

[vernal terrace]

i just got out of bed super dehydrated to goto the shop and buy red bull

[sterile stone]

Energy drinks?

[tidal berry]

does it give me super diabetes instead of regular one?

[clever swan]

a soda with a benefit i guess

[obsidian prairie]

I wouldn’t take a comparison to prime as a good thing

[vernal terrace]

it gives you super powers!!!!

[sterile stone]

I've heard not a singular positive thing about prime

[bitter anvil]

Crits a cola

[mighty root]

Dehydration and energy drinks are you going a kidney stone speedrun?

[tidal berry]

I like diet soda but coke zero is kinda gross ngl

[sullen forge]

Are you actively trying to kill yourself? like when I wake up thirsty I chug like 2 bottles of water before even touching any caffeine

[vernal terrace]

it does have alot of electrolytes probably the only thing its got going well (its also tasty yummy tasty, but i cant recommend it cause its so expensive per bottle)

[vernal terrace]

thats can like poison you!!!!

[obsidian prairie]

As it should be, I had a sip and that shit is sugared battery acid

[sterile stone]

I've unironically heard people say they don't drink water because they hate the taste of it.

[tidal berry]

yeah water is poison, don't believe me? spill some on your computer it will die

[sullen forge]

I'd rather drink copious water when I wake up

[vital rain]

Same
I had some members of my family cknstantly reminding me of It,it was pretty depresseing
they insisted my parents to get me a nutritionist,but they never did cuz they Always belived i would Loose weight growing up.
Well One day i woke up and realized i was 💀myself and did my own thing i guess

[vernal terrace]

ice cold water is probably one of the best drinks

[sterile stone]

Then wonder why they're constipated all the time

[obsidian prairie]

They probably live in central US/cali

[mighty root]

I remember drinking an nos energy drink and almost dying because I was doing the worst manual labor I’ve ever done

[nimble fiber]

stay hydrated btw

[sullen forge]

I look at them fucking insane cause like I religiously drink water, occasionally Coffee or Energy Drinks to wake up but thats about it

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pointing-that-is-correct-thats-right-good-job-way-to-go-gif-18723702

[mighty root]

I can’t stand those people

[obsidian prairie]

Tea out here being the literal greatest thing for just flavoring water

[sullen forge]

met multiple people who straight up said they can't drink water cause it "tastes bad" and its like, ITS WATER HOW DOES IT TASTE BAD

[mighty root]

Asmongold

[vital rain]

Prime Is good man what are you sayng
(Said by,probably,no One)

[sterile stone]

If it's not people slurping down soda, it's people replacing water intake with beer or wine.

[obsidian prairie]

Heavy metals and plastic

[nimble fiber]

any ice cold liquid is ballin
(besides tea, coffee and wine)

[mighty root]

I love iced coffee

[vernal terrace]

tbf i dont drink much water
but i also dont eat like anything
most of my daily calories and hydration comes from soda and energy drinks
my health is hard carried by vitamins
im dying in an estimate of 5 years

[obsidian prairie]

I thought we got past that one when we figured out the Thames was the nastiest body of water ever lived near

[nimble fiber]

true (I just meant regular coffee tho)

[vital rain]

Same
Water Is enough,i already have a sweet tooth i dont Need to get addicted to also energy drinks

[mighty root]

Kez is a healthy boy with a long life ahead of him

[sullen forge]

Water coming out slightly yellow for some reason... hmmmm

[sullen forge]

About 2 years worth max

[bitter anvil]

I like drink some juice than fizzy drinks

[vital rain]

That aint bad

[bitter anvil]

Fruit juice tasty. Not a sugar water.

[mighty root]

@vernal terrace you gotta play all the video games you can and spend as much time online as possible

[vernal terrace]

eating is so much effort though and if i stopped drinking what i do id be skeleton maxing

[bitter anvil]

You die by the sun

[vernal terrace]

also doctors say i am very healthy boy!!!!

[vital rain]

When i estimate my Life lenght i usually remove 98 years because i vape
I Will probably die in a few months

[tidal berry]

You gotta take control yourself and not make up excuses like ''its out of my control'', goes for a lot of things in life not just food habits

[clever swan]

when a kid is fat it's 100% the parent's fault tbf

unless they're over 14 and totally free to make food. but even then it's still sorta on the parents innit

[vital rain]

I do completley agree but i was fat at the age of 8 xD

I was pretty spoiled with food,my brother Was also really big
Then we grew up and we both Lost most of the weight

[tidal berry]

in my familys case you wouldn't need any investigation to believe this you could just take one look at how fat my dad was and how he would cook and it would become obvious immediately whats wrong

[vital rain]

We acrually started going to the gym toghether for a few months
Then High school started being a big weight

[tidal berry]

Its down to diet, gym won't fix your diet

it does help with health and happiness tho

[vital rain]

True but It Will fix many things

[sterile stone]

Lost a ton of weight cutting sugar out my diet, and it gave my skin a healthier glow.

[vernal terrace]

i read a thing a while back that exercise only accounts for about 10% of weightlose not sure how true that is

[tidal berry]

my skin and hair got a lot nicer too but I think thats just the estrogen

[vital rain]

That diet wont
For example,the main reaspn i was fat was because of mental health,i started going to the gym and my mental health got Better,i also started esting much Better and Lost weight

[clever swan]

exercise is probably better for general health, like all your other organs n shit

[jovial cosmos]

Most weight comes from muscle mass

[tidal berry]

that depends on the person

[bitter anvil]

Cat nip nip estrogen

[vernal terrace]

being a 5'2 goblin creature i dont have much of that

[sterile stone]

I will say this much right, go like 2 weeks without sugar (If you're american) or try to cut down as much as you possibly can by finding better alternative, then go try a regular drink or snack with sugar after that time period. It will make you really go "Why the fuck was I eating this?"

[tidal berry]

some ppl grossly overestimate their muscle mass lol, actually make that most ppl

[jovial cosmos]

Well ye, not everyone will devellop a lot of muscle

[tidal berry]

like they say I have %15 body fat how come I don't see abs but its probably more like %20? like they just have a higher fat percentage than they think

[jovial cosmos]

Point was more that unless you have a lot of fat you wont really notice a difference in weight through exercise

[vital rain]

What if i pay you 7500 to kill everyone in this server 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[tidal berry]

fair

[vernal terrace]

terrible rates

[sterile stone]

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/does-anybody-wanna-play-roblox-with-me-roblox-roblox-infection-transformation-gif-24422665

[bitter anvil]

Paying Hitman you get 75/25 chances get scammed

[bitter anvil]

Literally

[vernal terrace]

eat your breakfast

[tidal berry]

yeag

[vital rain]

His prices aint bad
1k for a heli passage seems fair

[sterile stone]

We only eat raw cow liver out here like that one roided up guy

[vital rain]

We aint talk about that game

[tidal berry]

kekw I love roided up dudes giving health advice my favourite genre

[bitter anvil]

roblox puddle noise

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/liver-king-gif-4897340729346032244

[obsidian prairie]

Holy sunburnt

[vital rain]

I dont know whats worse
That,or changed' s terrace scene

[sterile stone]

Something something, primal carnivore lifestyle

[bitter anvil]

Both

[vital rain]

I played changed and gameplay Is shit btw

[nimble fiber]

we eating like cavemen tonight!

[vital rain]

But puro justifies it

[sterile stone]

I'm built different fam, I'm not ingesting any form of raw meat

[bitter anvil]

Why the fuck you buy changed?

[left needle]

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-john-cena-are-you-sure-gif-5783187

[vital rain]

who said i bough it

[vernal terrace]

I love that liver king spoke about feeling great when he always looked like he was melting

Changed is my favourite game to lose at

[sterile stone]

It takes a special kind of creature to eat raw meat and not worry about any form of parasites or sickness

[spare talon]

youre constructed incorrectly

[vital rain]

Imagine being a furry

[nimble fiber]

if its good meat and fresh its aight

[sterile stone]

Not designed within the preferred parameters

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[sterile stone]

There's that one food people eat where it's like a raw beef patty with a egg yolk inside.

[vernal terrace]

You need to stop strangling me in public

[nimble fiber]

ew

[vernal terrace]

I know what you are

[vital rain]

Remake>

[sterile stone]

That's gross ngl.

[left needle]

Steak tartare

[obsidian prairie]

That sounds like fucked up scotched egg

[vital rain]

I know

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[sterile stone]

Vile shit, you gotta be demented to eat that.

[vernal terrace]

Argus always so judgey smhmyhead

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/atharva-subhan-pratik-gif-26480835

[nimble fiber]

thats the white in u speaking ngl

[vital rain]

Nah he right tho
I Just dont care <:

[sterile stone]

Bruh it's Irish

[left needle]

I delete ne- negati-n-
Bad things!

[sterile stone]

I got played the strangest hand when it came to my background

But atleast I got nice hair

[obsidian prairie]

Same

[nimble fiber]

bro's talkin about his backhair

[vernal terrace]

It’s cold outside help me

[left needle]

Leave him be shouty.

[sterile stone]

Native genes = I have barely if any body hair

[vernal terrace]

That man is cringe scottish

[vital rain]

Bro thats a dream

[obsidian prairie]

I fucking wish

[vital rain]

How can you Say that s bad genes

[obsidian prairie]

Native where?

[sterile stone]

It really ain't cause older women avoid you like the plague

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/naked-mole-rat-mole-rat-rufus-kim-possible-dance-gif-12348289

[sterile stone]

Native American.

[vital rain]

Go with men
Fixed

[nimble fiber]

this u argus?

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[bitter anvil]

Nachos

[vernal terrace]

Just go up an age bracket and settle for the cougars then???

[sterile stone]

Give him a bad case of bed head and you got me

[obsidian prairie]

The continued failures of pulling more from my mom (Jewish decent) than my dad (Native American as well)

[sterile stone]

THAT WAS MY TARGET MARKET

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119126083627925585/1323886657124040724/lets-take-a-look.gif

[vernal terrace]

Oh no they won’t even have you, it may be over

[nimble fiber]

u have some weird native gene's tbh

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-re4-dies-dies-from-cringe-gif-26283396

[sterile stone]

Native Americans in general don't really get much body hair

[nimble fiber]

my native ancestors were more hairy as it seems

[sterile stone]

And god forbid you want to grow a beard or anything, that shit is 100% off the table.

[spare talon]

Argus is in the same position as me
Cataclysmic

[sterile stone]

Best you'll get is slight stuble or peach fuzz.

[bitter anvil]

There was time traveling waxer goes back native timeline and gave them body wax

[vital rain]

Beard Is only good if you have Lots of It so you can model It how you want
If It doesnt grow much,Better to shave tbh

[sterile stone]

Ehhhhh

[nimble fiber]

Im the chosen 1 then

[sterile stone]

There's some people who don't look great even without slight stuble, it makes their faces look weird.

[bitter anvil]

I never know bug product milk

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/rafiki-simba-the-lion-king-the-circle-of-life-gif-7400003

[vital rain]

What the fuck did i read

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/B7ExU0jcMhw?si=lF-39KEIITwYuotk

[mighty root]

Blending critters and slurping them

[vernal terrace]

meanwhile still looking like a 15 year old boy has attracted me alot of sexual attention for probably the wrong reason

[sterile stone]

Two of the most bizzare comments I've ever gotten

[nimble fiber]

my condolences

[sterile stone]

"You look like a doll" and "You look like a middle schooler with your hair cut"

[nimble fiber]

who said the first thing??????

[sterile stone]

A lady I know

[vernal terrace]

when someone tells you, you looking like a high school boy is the main reason they are attracted to you run away. you will learn alot about that person you dont want to know

[clever swan]

being told you look like a doll is a great compliment tho

[sterile stone]

It's still a weird as hell compliment

[spare talon]

Hasn't changed for me either

[nimble fiber]

then she turns u into a doll cause she was a witch

[vernal terrace]

oh ye you got the same attention from the same people

[sterile stone]

Throw em in the wood chipper

[vernal terrace]

just you arent gay

[left needle]

Make corpse startch outta them and feed them to Brawler

[bitter anvil]

You

[clever swan]

those poor guys thought they were playing deep rock

[bitter anvil]

Deeptide

[left needle]

ROCK &-
Oh wait
FOR THE EMPEROR

[bitter anvil]

Deeptide galactic. Dangerous, Heretic, Darkness

[uneven galleon]

ROCK AND STONE

[bitter anvil]

I suddenly remembered the Korean president pull martial law move and he’s now sitting in the fort mansion got warranty arrest

[uneven galleon]

reAL, fuck him

[bitter anvil]

Playing tower defend lmao

[clever swan]

good thing a coup attempt would never happen in the glorious united states of america

[bitter anvil]

Only the cia did play the coup on third world

CIA pop corn eating after they tell either government or rebel do the thing and watch it unfold

[sterile stone]

Just reminded me of the chubby korean guy who flipped one of the armed soldiers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582272317514842122/1313754278887948318/rapidsave.com_aannqvnf5o4e1.gif

[uneven galleon]

Get rotated

[vernal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-ffxiv-gulool-ja-ja-ja-gulool-ja-ja-gif-1266370766182390911

[uneven galleon]

Bro was too stunned he just stood there reconsidering his training

[bitter anvil]

The yong goon sending his conscripts

[uneven galleon]

Thank god I was exempted from the army in there

[sterile stone]

Oh yeah SK has mandatory service doesn't it

[bitter anvil]

Like vietnam does

[uneven galleon]

Yeah, one and a half years. When I came back to my apartment last year I instantly got a letter of examination

[clever swan]

sniff where is BTS

[bitter anvil]

Do not Jung Kook

[sterile stone]

There's a few odd countries that do it, I think Sweden does mandatory service aswell as Russia

[signal spoke]

Rock for the Emperor, stones for the golden throne!

[mighty root]

@spare talon

[clever swan]

what does that even mean

[mighty root]

Idk

It’s esoteric

[sterile stone]

Ogryn pickaxe to a mutant and it just bursts into plasteel and diamante

[vernal terrace]

solid snake

[bitter anvil]

Solid snek

[obsidian prairie]

The last is venom snake at least get your shitposts correct

[vernal terrace]

erm spoilers

[vernal terrace]

from the hit game phantom pain I HATE RATE LIMITING IM NOT BUILT TO SEND MESSAGES AS ACTUAL SENTENCES

[sterile stone]

Send him to the shadow realm

He's getting belligerent

[median steeple]

Mentally cooked, I can't read phantom pain without hearing invisible

[obsidian prairie]

I would put this backwards

[median steeple]

NOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU

[sterile stone]

We need to bring back metal gear online

[median steeple]

You will be forced to play metal gear survivor for the rest of your days

[sterile stone]

I almost bought it

[vernal terrace]

https://open.spotify.com/track/15ob9SMGLWrexuPuyuMjKl?si=6bff4afdea704963

peak metal gear is gunning down PMCs in africa while your helicopter blasts this songs

[clever swan]

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE

[placid fiber]

because: darktide 2/vermintide 3 isn't out yet

[median steeple]

HAS THE MEMORY GONE ARE YOU FEELING NUMB

[signal spoke]

It is hilarious how the music is not in any of MGS games but people started memeing with it

[median steeple]

The first time I've ever seen it used in a meme was that helldivers edit, and that was before the metal gear stuff

[signal spoke]

Oh my goodness

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/vUy5fcETzCQ?si=X5jZYCtOjcu8GmJo Holy shit 11 months ago lmao

[signal spoke]

The invisible bard

[median steeple]

This cannot continue

[bitter anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/436618431484395549/1341114714230620270/VID_20250217_232843_679.mp4?ex=67b4d1e8&is=67b38068&hm=5fa285e1b271df115d59e74abacf1a0516f94590294fcefa97ee8e9b679a7e0a&

[signal spoke]

Bros are literally fastly approaching

[uneven galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/895865778555977739/1127321983143649300/AutoMemes-21.gif

[vital rain]

Hell divers Is the entire gaming goofinest

[vital rain]

Most heterosexual man in this community

[uneven galleon]

couldn't be me

[bitter anvil]

Warframe when my objective is about grind the parts and sell for exchange microtransactions

[vital rain]

Sure pal
2 servers in common

[signal spoke]

It aint a easy job but it gets the job done

[vital rain]

I tried that game
Didnt understand One thing

[bitter anvil]

Modding

[vital rain]

What

[uneven galleon]

[bitter anvil]

The modding system

[clever swan]

the Dany test method: if you have >1 mutual servers with Dany then.......

[bitter anvil]

In warframe modding is a major game core

[vital rain]

yes because
Literally everyone have servers in common with me

[clever swan]

i only have 1 with u (this one, of course)

[bitter anvil]

And you don’t understand the modding concept in warframe

[vital rain]

Thankfully

[remote lark]

ahahahahah

[spare talon]

The crotch groping is vital to the plot I assure you

[vital rain]

You re not down bad as me at least

[clever swan]

[vital rain]

Mgs Is so good (i did the tutorial and unistalled It)

[median steeple]

Went back and discovered all these videos from almost a year ago

[remote lark]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jIF4QvalecTPI4WNp?invite=cr-MSwxeHEsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA
@tawdry leaf
prophet poxbursters

they lept extra early because of the zealot dashing near them

[signal spoke]

the most woke game ever before woke became a thing

[median steeple]

Holy fuck I love woke

[remote lark]

i could have dashed but i tried so hard to push away from team 💔

it was a perfect no-hit run but someone ahd picked up a grimoire and then that happened

[bitter anvil]

Gamergate doesn’t want love story, they wanted war story.

[vital rain]

Eepy time

[vital rain]

What Is it

[signal spoke]

theres always a second burster

[remote lark]

look how early they lept at me

it was cause teammate dashed near them in first second of clip

[bitter anvil]

Conga speed burster

Good luck.

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-vs-hiyaa-parallel-universe-super-mario-gif-16136123

[median steeple]

Last time I played I got hit by silent bursters 3 times in a row

[vital rain]

I Need to Discover how to get the hand behind the back thing

[vital rain]

Its cool asf

[vital rain]

Yall to me last 7 days

[obsidian prairie]

It’s called wielding a DS (do not do this)

[remote lark]

the what

[vital rain]

Whyyy?

[remote lark]

'hand behind the back' thing
dueling sword?
best melee in game

[obsidian prairie]

Because it’s a gross ass fucking weapon

[remote lark]

Dueling Sword is a noob weapon, it's REALLY REALLY good
bad for if you are learning

[vital rain]

WAIT WHEN I USE DUELING SWORD MU CHARACTER DOESNT HAVE THE LEFT HAND BEHIND THO

[twin wagon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1164059703668658226/1340193484765790209/IMG_2248.png?ex=67b56c72&is=67b41af2&hm=9db90e0cc167aaea45e8f8996ae8a91d35eda309695954bf7000e2f026de089d&

[obsidian prairie]

They do

[remote lark]

it does

[vital rain]

Its the obly mele i got tl 500 😭

[obsidian prairie]

I would rather wield a tac axe at 400 than a DS at 500

[remote lark]

i just took dueling sword and got hit 0 t imes all mission

[vital rain]

Also Yesterday i crafter a sniper (fantry lasgun) build

[obsidian prairie]

Inflas is a lame DMR

Helbore is the only thing I would consider sniper like

[twin wagon]

Ogryn rock

[tawdry leaf]

nice talk

[remote lark]

we just scoreboarded someone
tau and i threw ourselves off the edge at the beginning when we saw a late joiner start loading into the party with my mod
scoreboarded them, loaded them into a failed mission

[twin wagon]

[clever swan]

why

[signal spoke]

[remote lark]

absolutely no fucking reason at all

[obsidian prairie]

This is what we call siege equipment

[signal spoke]

the hell is going on

[vital rain]

Meta Is funny

[tawdry leaf]

idk lmao

[signal spoke]

this feels brainrot

[median steeple]

Fentmuncher

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/kuririn-gif-20574200

[vital rain]

What if i like It
Also,aint It Better if its not meta
You told me to not use dueling sword cuz too good

[median steeple]

I fear what the retirement homes will be like when our generation grows old

[remote lark]

try tactical axe

[tawdry leaf]

I CANT EVEN POST WHAT THEYRE SAYING LMAO

[obsidian prairie]

DS is like one of the three weapons I tell people not to use

[vital rain]

I VE SEEN THAT JERMATE VIDEO TOO LMAO

[vital rain]

Thats peak comedy

[left needle]

I swear DS just makes the game boring if you have 1 or more zealots with it

[vital rain]

Next Is combat knife

[median steeple]

Silver stroker

[obsidian prairie]

Knife is actually fun and has reasonable drawbacks

[clever swan]

combat knife is pretty hard to use so it might be alright to learn from

[obsidian prairie]

Wrong, spoils you on dodges

[clever swan]

and by hard i mean it at least requires you to hit their heads...or else...

[median steeple]

M1 M1 M1

[vital rain]

Tbh i Always felt a bit like i was cheating using dueling sword

[obsidian prairie]

You might as well be

[remote lark]

lmfao

[vital rain]

Like
I dont think i should be playng that good in damnation with 50 hours on the game

And for good i mean,getting 2nd score on the team

Still im using the most broken build ever

Recon dueling sword so thats why prllly

[signal spoke]

the brainrot consumes

[left needle]

It's to the point where if I'm an Ogryn and I see one DS I just requeue.

Not dealing with being useless for 30 mins

[obsidian prairie]

That is a skill issue, just outscore them casually

Also, you must re-queue an awful lot

[left needle]

Like twice every 4 or so hours

[spare talon]

Tbf I know I'll outscore them anyway
But I just don't want a boring ass game

[ornate bone]

It's finally time to build a new computer. I am free from the case decorated with furry propaganda

[vital rain]

I see 90% rabdos using dueling sword so It must be hard to find a lobby where no One Is using it

[ornate bone]

Praise the God Emperor

[left needle]

Bro's trying to say skill issue to a casual
Isn't it obvious that fun is more important

[spare talon]

So sometimes I still requeue when I see everyone running broken shit

[obsidian prairie]

I have an issue of sticking with sinking overbouyed ships

[vital rain]

Thats a w in my book

[hearty nebula]

skill issue
it is not hard to outdamage your average DS user

[uneven galleon]

I only ever see DS on Havoc so I was under the impression that people just know it's a crutch weapon in general

[twin wagon]

Grandfather has cooked a most delicious Brain rot broth

[obsidian prairie]

Obliterating DS users is incredibly fun, also, when was the last time someone said skill issue to you seriously

[twin wagon]

Mk4 is the lame crutch one, the other 2 are actually fun

[hearty nebula]

it takes like. the most basic of skills to do it

[obsidian prairie]

Mk5’s -2/5 dodges being better than most weapon’s max dodges

[left needle]

Yknow if you're gonna be a dick abt go fuck yourself and this server

[hearty nebula]

decorates your new case in more furry propaganda >:3c

[hearty nebula]

this has evolved beyond a skill issue into a skull issue

[obsidian prairie]

Holy shit verbal escalation I was not trying to be offensive in the slightest

[spare talon]

Mk5 is based and awesome but it's tainted by the fact that everyone will think it's just the ds4

[twin wagon]

Specially if you paint it red

[vital rain]

I sign to this

[hearty nebula]

un-signs you

[uneven galleon]

also I made a parody of Disposal Unit today in flstudio

[vital rain]

Nooooooooooo

[hearty nebula]

sorry to hear that

[obsidian prairie]

Wait did French fucking leave

[vital rain]

How much time have been since the dueling sword has been completley broken? Are they going to Nerf It soon?

[hearty nebula]

probably. bitchmade behaviour ngl

[ornate bone]

Listen I'm just trying to use whatever loadout I can to carry in Havoc so it's the DS and Flamer for me. UNFORTUNATELY, still not enough to bring my team of 3 people that have never played havoc before to victory.

[uneven galleon]

It was worth it

[obsidian prairie]

It was always like this

[hearty nebula]

since october-ish (it was strong before that, just locked behind psyker)

[twin wagon]

If you want to be carried by your weapon choice in havoc, grab a knife and run

It's easy(ish) and breaks spawns

[uneven galleon]

Use the crusher instead

[obsidian prairie]

It was just on psyker and nobody fully played melee psyker so it went largely unnoticed

[hearty nebula]

i mean full melee psyker is still a rarity to see

[vital rain]

Ohh got it

So they re probably going to Nerf It anyway

[ornate bone]

If my wife tries to decorate my tower with furries again she's going through the wall (with love)

[twin wagon]

DS will be nerfed and Ogryns too

[hearty nebula]

i'm not your wife

[obsidian prairie]

Quite sad, easiest way to top both ranged and melee for me

[uneven galleon]

buffing any non-op weapons > Any op weapons being nerfed

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-the-wall-wall-winter-gif-18055268

[hearty nebula]

they should remove ogryn

[ornate bone]

I've never heard this take before, so don't know if you're fucking with me or not

[obsidian prairie]

Melee psyker is just balling

They aren’t, crusher is great

[hearty nebula]

most melee weapons don't need a buff, DS is just that disgustingly strong lol

[uneven galleon]

Crusher is fantastic

[undone pewter]

DS needs to be shot in the god damn head

[ornate bone]

Do you want to be? 👉 👈

[hearty nebula]

no, you play darktide

[undone pewter]

And now thanks to new crafting it's fine if they do that since getting a new weapon isn't that hard

[vital rain]

Well unless they wanna go the "Power fantasy way" like Payday 2 did and make everything broken
So they ll then have to create 30 more difficulties and the First 10 are completley useless

[ornate bone]

I've been playing warframe while waiting on a patch for the audio bug actually..

[hearty nebula]

provided you paid extra money for the dlc's that give you fancy ammo*

[twin wagon]

Only Paul, shock maul, taxe (not bad just mediocre), auto pistol, krourk double stubber, rippers (just need more ammo), bully clobs, bb and rumbla need buffs

[uneven galleon]

I'd figure having everything be equal and impartial would remove the schema of what is meta or isn't meta both inside or outside of havoc

[vital rain]

L'amo dragon s breath rounds

[vital rain]

Well there s always going yo be a meta

[undone pewter]

It's so funny they did this again with payday 3

[hearty nebula]

yeah no thanks warframe SUCKS

[jovial cosmos]

Only 2.6k smh

[twin wagon]

Warframe sucks and when my 10 year ban ends in 1 year I'll be banned again, on purpose

[vital rain]

They are slowly going for It again update After update,i mean
New overskill system completley breaks overkill

[undone pewter]

"Real threat of a bulldozer"
Makes every dlc weapon 1 mag them

[vital rain]

What i'd think the best way to handle It Is to make everything viable in every mode

[undone pewter]

This is why I can never stay mad at this game at least it isn't payday 3

[vital rain]

Fa 12,mostly

[uneven galleon]

Isn't that what I said

[ornate bone]

I only have 750 hours..

[hearty nebula]

i've been playing since 2015 lol

[vital rain]

i feel called out....i have 500 hours on Payday 3 and bought this game cause i literally couldbt play that mess anymore even tho i love it

[twin wagon]

They ain't gonna balance around havoc

[vital rain]

Also,i got 3k hours on Payday 2

[obsidian ore]

yes, it is worth it on chainaxe

[hearty nebula]

how the fuck am i already at 670 hours in darktide

[ornate bone]

Damn, I started around the time umbra released, quit until cross-platform came out cause I got a computer. And now that darktide doesn't work much I play mostly warframe. Got to mr 21

[undone pewter]

That ones good

[obsidian ore]

as defences on chainaxe is way less useful.

[hearty nebula]

i blame you @copper hawk

[vital rain]

I have 50 and bought It last Friday man xD

[undone pewter]

I only have like 650 in darktide which feels too low tbh maybe I don't afk enough

[uneven galleon]

I'm almost nearing 1k

[hearty nebula]

you didn't have to wait for umbra at least then that shit took SO long

[twin wagon]

Bark has 500 and is better than all of you

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[obsidian prairie]

Lumii is clinically insane and chronically online

[vital rain]

Aint we all tho?

[obsidian prairie]

I also think they never played this game casually

[uneven galleon]

most furries are technically

[obsidian prairie]

That statement is by comparison

[vital rain]

Not true >:3

[hearty nebula]

big words coming from a noob like you

[ornate bone]

I think I have 260 hours in darktide. I just want to get havoc 40 with Randoms and then I'll be happy

[uneven galleon]

then do it

[vital rain]

So the comparision Is
Insane mk iv normal insane

[distant yoke]

is DS5 a piety weapon or IJ?

[ornate bone]

Im TRYING, soloing havoc is hard. 🫠

[vital rain]

Who the fuck put that pregnant sticker

[obsidian prairie]

Choose

[tidal berry]

monhun playtest is over, what am I gonna do with my life now

[obsidian prairie]

I’m sad I have no hope of running wilds at a reasonable quality

[undone pewter]

Play world

[tidal berry]

what do you mean I need to wait 10 days wat

[uneven galleon]

I nearly have 1k hrs and I still have a compulsive obsession with trying to improve the game

[tidal berry]

I need it... I neeeeeed it..

[undone pewter]

I have a compulsive need for more builds

[tidal berry]

u mean tide builds?

[undone pewter]

I need more build slots (even if I have the mod)

Yes also

[jovial cosmos]

How was performance for wilds?

[uneven galleon]

Having too much of it crashes my game

I refrain from having more than 3, all I need to do is switch it before the game startsd epending on what weapon I use

[undone pewter]

Beta was okay for me 100fps with fsr on but this is before their alleged optimisations.
Game looked good.

[ornate bone]

Still trying to decide between AMD or Nvidia for my new computer. The first time I built my computer it was a 6900xt but it was shit so I sold it, replaced it with a 3090 and it was like a 40 frame difference on vermintide. But all this AI frame stuff with the new nvidia cards makes me iffy

[jovial cosmos]

Nice

[tidal berry]

FPS is on the low side because game is very GPU bound, other than that pretty normal actually, input lag is fine, frametimes are fine, game doesn't have any weird crashes or stutters or anything

[obsidian prairie]

I was dropping frames at lowest quality in the character creator

[undone pewter]

I'm gonna do dlss in the full game since I think it has dlss4? If not I'll force it

[tidal berry]

I think if you have like a GPU thats on the higher end you'll have a decent experience with it, like anything ranging from RTX 3070/RX 6800XT and up I'd say

[jovial cosmos]

This is actually better for me because my pc struggles more with cpu heavy games

[ornate bone]

The input lag though..

[undone pewter]

I'm not gonna do frame gen (can't anyway) just dlss

[tidal berry]

Ok I should point out, I had no cpu troubles... but... butt..... 🍑 ... I have a 7800X3D

Idk how much that matters because I don't have a slower CPU to slot in and test

but chances are your GPU will be hammered tbh even with framegen

[ornate bone]

Im pretty sure my CPU is shit, but it's been working fine for everything. Ryzen 5950x

Haven't looked at computer stuff in awhile.

[tidal berry]

I was kinda hyped for DLSS4 and then I realized its nvidia and I won't be affording it

[undone pewter]

Honestly cpu made a huge difference for me first beta I was struggling with 50fps with a 3600xt now I got a 5700x3d and I'm getting 100

[undone pewter]

You can use it with any 30 series or above card

[tidal berry]

I made the mistake of buying a radeon 6000 series card Tbh its been pretty good for anything except AI

[ornate bone]

Isn't dlss4 only for 50?
Thought we are stuck with 3.5

[twin wagon]

Can't you download it for free

[sterile stone]

You could play skimpy warframe

[tidal berry]

Apparently? I just learned lmao, thats nice

Also monhun wilds has nvidia reflex and it was... enabled? For my amd card? I thought that was nvidia only

anyway inputs felt pretty good especially compared to how I remember elden ring release on keeb and mouse

[hearty nebula]

i don't need all these harlot skins DE keeps putting out, i got my OG qt ivara

though the new warframe coming out next looks cool

[sterile stone]

I was talking abotu the first descendant

[tidal berry]

if u buy an X3D you're kinda set for future, definitely good investment

[undone pewter]

Dlss4 is all dlss compatible cards framegen and stuff is 40 and 50 series

[clever swan]

nah everyone (nvidia 2000+ only tho) can do dlss4

also every game with any dlss can be made to use dlss 4 to some extent or another

[hearty nebula]

Kill this guy with hammers NOW

[undone pewter]

I am playing darktide with dlss4 right now

[sterile stone]

I know gamers hate new things but it really isn't that bad of a game

Outside of it being absolute coomer bait, it's got it's charm.

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/go-make-that-guy-pregnant-mpreg-male-pregnancy-pregnant-gif-6312035234894899626

[clever swan]

i like how cute the girls are, big plus

but not a fan of grinding for 10 quadrillion years to get things

[tidal berry]

the first gooner shooter

[ornate bone]

I'll check it out, don't know how to enable dlss4 yet apparently. Should also probably hold out on getting a new PC now that I think about it since I might hey fired for fucking with my manager

[sterile stone]

This same rule applies to warframe

[tidal berry]

all I know about first descendant is its gonna save gaming from woke or something Idk

[clever swan]

yeah they're basically the same game

[sterile stone]

It's literally just warframe but you play as a barely clothed female sometimes.

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fvcking-zased-kvchiya-zanae-gif-24422925

[ornate bone]

First descendant is basically a worse warframe with some better QoL and hot anime girls

[sterile stone]

I wouldn't call them anime girls

[tidal berry]

just call it a gooner shooter lmao

[clever swan]

goonst person shooter

[undone pewter]

Open nvidia app
Scan for games
Graphics -> Program settings and select the game. Scroll down to Driver settings, and click on the setting for DLSS Override - Models Preset. Note: If this is unclickable and says "Unsupported", refresh your list of games by clicking the three-dots menu at the top of the list and selecting "Refresh".

Click the Use different settings for each DLSS technology option.

In the Super Resolution dropdown, select Latest and hit apply.
These steps might be horrifically wrong I'm doing it from memory lol

[ornate bone]

The QoL is nice though. Doesn't take a day to build something you're going to use like 5 of a day. Or 3 business days to make a new frame.

[sterile stone]

I'd get back to SWTOR but game is dead ass unejoyable unless you pay the monthly premium to get access to stuff.

[jovial cosmos]

Nah goon shooter = gal gun

[obsidian prairie]

Sad part is I’ve seen the sketch designs for the railgun lady or whoever and she actually had some really nice and not stupid designs

[sterile stone]

Hailey?

[clever swan]

swg is better

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/the-first-descendant-first-descendant-hailey-tfd-gif-7979357785134277426

[tidal berry]

I love artists coming up with v.cool designs and then marketing goes ''ALL MUST GOON NOW''

[sterile stone]

I've never played

[obsidian prairie]

I think the one I liked most was like bomber jacket and cargo pants or something

[sterile stone]

The thing is, that's what sells. I've told someone this before aswell. No one likes playing conventionally ugly people.

[obsidian prairie]

I think Cole has the sheet somewhere

[tidal berry]

this reminds me of the FF MMO having every race be human with animal ears even though some of them have insanely cool concept art, but the end result in game is always human but animal ears/horns

[sterile stone]

Black Desert is also a culprit of this aswell.

[clever swan]

result is miqote, cutest race of all time

[sterile stone]

The usual method is, guys get beefed up armor looking cosmetics and females get the skimpy, barely clothed ones with some exceptions. And it's all because that's what the market pays for.

[tidal berry]

there is a cliff between ugly and goon bait lmao

[sterile stone]

True, but if you've seen how people recolor their characters in tfd, male and female alike. You'd see a pattern.

[tidal berry]

the patterns is gaymers are horny

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-kramer-seinfeld-gif-6564373007119861775

[tidal berry]

Idk I just don't think its healthy

[sterile stone]

It's not, but companies are making fat cash off it, and execs aren't gonna put their morals aside if it's giving them money to buy that 2nd yacht

[tidal berry]

this reminds me of twitch becoming a camshow site

[clever swan]

i dont really think it's a problem that people want to be attractive. it's only natural. i think the problem is more in other aspects of how much society values attractiveness irl and what it means to lack it

[sterile stone]

It all revolves around the fantasy

If I'm gonna be a all powerful murder machine, may aswell look good doing it.

Plenty of fanchises out there that prove the method right, Bayonette is the first example that comes to mind.

[tidal berry]

Idk this discussion is a bit of a minefield it won't be too long before someone named milsimprophet420 from his moms basement declare me a DEI agent for suggesting men/women can be attractive without being oversexualized

[signal spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184257191746752583/1340087146932862986/1485_fr.gif

[sterile stone]

My only gripe is, I wish games that had character customization had better looking male presets, cause some of them look like absolute ogres in the face.

[tidal berry]

That reminds me of the MGS drama where gaymers were mad because Raiden was rather androgynous

[sterile stone]

There was an issue like this with for honor aswell

People complained Kyoshin and Lord Ramiel looked too effeminate to be guys.

[twin wagon]

Raiden made me question my attraction

KOJIMBO BAD

[tidal berry]

majima would never go woke

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/kyoshin-for-honor-gif-7783782012059076950

You expect someone that sits in full block and only feeds revenge to NOT look like this?

[undone pewter]

Koglumbo making the villain of mg3 gay based???

[grizzled aspen]

Rage. Malice, even.

[undone pewter]

Higgs is also gay as hell he did it again

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/turtz-franklinturtz-black-prior-bp-for-honor-gif-25873502

[twin wagon]

Let's also remember, Liquids kisses and hugs are cannon

[sterile stone]

I've heard the Mongol hero is kinda annoying.

[twin wagon]

(for mgs4)

[sterile stone]

But ain't nothing beating pirate.

[tidal berry]

SamxRaiden may not be canon but don't let that stop you

[twin wagon]

I'm reformed and will not touch fh

But my comp sources say her only useful part atm is her pin, her full block is slow enough to be time attacked by teammates and her zone HA comes too late to be useful

Her side strikes ain't bad but it's aramusha lvls

[tidal berry]

for honor looks like an exercise in frustration

[sterile stone]

Nah that's what Rust is for.

[clever swan]

that's what dead by daylight is

[tidal berry]

Its a bit much for someone who never played it to talk but thats the vibe I get from it

[undone pewter]

The pirate looked kinda cool

[clever swan]

Rust is also cursed but DBD is literally made for one purpose. it doesnt even really let you escape its one gamemode. at least with rust you can play modded servers n shit

[sterile stone]

Imagine all the ego chasers in this community, now imagine them being x10 worse and it's pvp

That's For Honor.

[tidal berry]

amazing, its like a containment site

[twin wagon]

The game was created by the entity to torment, lore accurate

[sterile stone]

First match of DBD against a Bubba, ran dude for 2 gens and got face camped til death for the pleasure.

[vital rain]

I left when Micheal mayers was meta in 2018

[tidal berry]

Idk whats the deal with DBD even is but anytime I get any piece of content related to it its %200 always something toxic in nature

[vital rain]

Came back to see that meta Is now a complete mess

[clever swan]

DBD is literally the most insane cognitohazard salt generator

[tidal berry]

isnt this supposed to be like a casual kind of game lmao whats with the sweat .d

[vital rain]

Also no more dead hard and self care mate
Fuck that

[clever swan]

it's probably even more of a salt generator than league of legends

[tidal berry]

I'm glad league exists though

[sterile stone]

League is a containment zone for humanity's worst

[tidal berry]

it like the SCP

[clever swan]

it's a game where a good amount of the gameplay is based on assumptions of how the game should be played. if a person deviates from these then it can ruin the experience for others

[vital rain]

Yea cause we all agree thats the worst game ever created
Aside from probably wow,or runescape

[tidal berry]

I kinda have good memories with wow but I never played retail .d

[vital rain]

I can gladly Say i never touched any of those games

[tidal berry]

played in not so legitimate servers, had a good time, moved on. Too grindy for my taste nowadays

[vital rain]

I installed lol,played 2 games,hated It,unistalled

[tidal berry]

original runescape was kinda pog for me Idk, its such a goofy game.. Also my childhood obsession with trying to equip the goblin mail

[vital rain]

I was too young

[clever swan]

which original runescape?

[vital rain]

Also too busy playng Cod zombies at 8 years old

[remote lark]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jIGk5FkVV8X17K4qc?invite=cr-MSxveDQsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA
POX HOUND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(the dog killing itself distracted me so bad i died to an overhead 2 seconds after this was recorded)

[tidal berry]

the one that can run on your mom's toaster, tbh it could probably run on a smart watch

[grizzled aspen]

I also walked off the fucking edge backwards and somehow didn't grab onto anything because I'm a giant idiot.

[vital rain]

Maybe also in a pregnancy test

Or a led strip

[clever swan]

runescape classic? or what is now seen in OSRS (runescape 2)?

[tidal berry]

oo someone should do this

[signal spoke]

the ultra instict song for a split second LOL

[clever swan]

le dodge sound effect mod

[tidal berry]

I don't know Its been too long

[remote lark]

i have a mod that makes my dodges play the ui theme if they're successful

[vital rain]

THATS CHEATING YOU CANT USE MODS THAT TELLS YOU THINGS NO WAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[clever swan]

you'll probably know just from looking since runescape classic uses 2d-like player and NPC avatars but runescape 2 (OSRS's basis) uses the classic 3d player avatars that can never be forgotten

[warm condor]

Abelard! Shiver his timbers

[vital rain]

How old are yall
Isnt runescape like 30 years old xD

[vital rain]

Hes going straight into darktide jail

[warm condor]

Darktide naughty corner with all the daemonhosts

[rough galleon]

Peak

[vital rain]

Demonshots

[clever swan]

runescape 2 is 21 years old runescape classic around 24

[vital rain]

Ok that was bad i wont even explain this

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1286459003047776368/4x-2.gif

[sterile stone]

BO1 Kino Der Toten was peak

[warm condor]

THY LEXICANUM IS LACKING PILGRIM, CARE TO EXPLAIN THY INAPTITUDE IN HIGHER DIALECTS OF LOW GOTHIC!

[sterile stone]

Lotta good memories there

[tidal berry]

probably osrs I think

[clever swan]

barely anyone played runescape classic anyway, i sure didnt

[tidal berry]

I didn't even knew it was a thing

I thought classic meant osrs

[jovial cosmos]

Classic is pre 2002

Osrs is 2007 but with added content in the same style

[vital rain]

Bo3 Shadows of evil and bo2 mob od the dead

[clever swan]

OSRS is probably 2007 in a way but it's also fair to say it's 2004 since 2004 is when runescape 2 came out

[sterile stone]

Shadows had the best round by round music

[vital rain]

I dont even have time to explain why i dont have time to explain
Also my phone Is at 1% goodhye everyone

[ornate bone]

I tried playing with the spidey sense mod, I just couldn't get jiggy with it. Must be meant for people that had bop its as a kid

[vital rain]

Best wonder weapon
Best setting
Best everything

[warm condor]

his lack of faith will be his demise....

[clever swan]

just turn off most of the enemies except the key ones and it suddenly becomes useful

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEU5LzSGR8Q

Just a vibe

[ornate bone]

Just gunna avoid it. Visuals make me angry. The mod that shows the explosion radius of barrels though? Might get that.

Have crushers recieved some kind of buff since release? Last I heard they were hot garbage. Was surprised to hear otherwise.

[clever swan]

you mean the weapon?

[twin wagon]

Make them play the dragonball teleport sound, it's great

[grizzled aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jIGFVT0tfX2pL9JUw?invite=cr-MSxRMmcsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

[twin wagon]

Great work 47, now head to extraction

[clever swan]

tragic...

[remote lark]

@tawdry leaf https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jIGFZClwRAAryaL7o?invite=cr-MSw4OVUsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

[undone pewter]

I got downed by a sniper that was directly above me on rolling steel yesterday never thought I'd be executed in darktide