zealot-class

[spare talon]

You're still leveling, so your talents and weapon stats are still heavily underdeveloped, so tbh ever weapon is gonna feel bad

[carmine falcon]

dmg taken would have been way less had the guy who ragequit at the end didnt blow up 20 pox bursters in our faces

[dire bough]

fair enough

[slate haven]

Mad Max fury road is one of, if not, the best pieces of action cinema I’ve ever seen

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/guitar-mad-max-fury-road-electric-guitar-rocking-out-jamming-gif-3389097859580245812

[spare dome]

im not certain the OP is sending their intended message with this meme

[grand tangle]

Noise marine cultists be like

[slate haven]

My goat 😍😍😍

Nah but fr

[fleet zealot]

splot, no energy

[slate haven]

Slowmode moment

[misty nova]

Pancakey

[misty nova]

you can't proc blaze Away with Rippers bayo

Kickback bash will proc BA

Twins don't proc BA

Hmmm
Maybe it has to do with KB single shot nature

[tawdry leaf]

@remote lark get on darktide smh

[remote lark]

did u get hit by a truck

[tawdry leaf]

💔

[tawdry leaf]

youre always driving 💔

[remote lark]

I'm listening to Pitbull bitch stfu

[carmine falcon]

truck full of pox bursters getting sniped by a rage quitter yes

[remote lark]

shoulda used fotf
parry those mfs

[tawdry leaf]

mimimimimimimimimi

[carmine falcon]

oh without it it would have 2k dmg taken

[vital rain]

naa we got 4 servers in common
bros exposing me

[carmine falcon]

i will forever hate vets thanks to this guy
if you're reading this, i hope you get constant server issues

[vital rain]

sorry XD

[tawdry leaf]

already can tell youre a furry from mutuals 😭

[vital rain]

not true

[remote lark]

I fucking love my car

[tawdry leaf]

then marry it

[vital rain]

my friend made me enter in those servers

[remote lark]

I have it set to turn up the bass and volume when I'm going faster

My ears are ringing

https://open.spotify.com/track/0OPyDgTRuIdCJ9B4bYSths?si=ozd9HKklS_SdqDD3skGNyQ

[carmine falcon]

losing hearing to pitbull 😭 🙏

[tawdry leaf]

who tf is pitbull anyway, throw on some kendrick smh

[remote lark]

It's good club dancing music too

[vital rain]

why the brick tho

[remote lark]

Stupid fucking zoomer

[carmine falcon]

how do you not know pitbull tf
he's MR WORLDWIDE

[tawdry leaf]

mimimimimimi

[remote lark]

pitbull is literally him

[vital rain]

nah we onto drake

(jk dont kill me)

[remote lark]

The bass is shaking the glass and mirrors in my car

[tawdry leaf]

your neighbors must love you lumii

[remote lark]

Even better im a singer and a dancer

On the second floor...

[frozen kernel]

Silence, child born after 9/11

Pitbull is an icon

[tawdry leaf]

yall stuck in the past 🙏

[frozen kernel]

You have the culture of a paper plate

[tawdry leaf]

mimimimimimimimimi

[vital rain]

Fr,Who the fuck Is putbull

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

[vital rain]

Bros named After a dog 💀 😭😭😭😭

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-worldwide-pitbull-gif-12198764

[frozen kernel]

Fursona pfp. Pot, meet kettle

[vital rain]

What

[tawdry leaf]

lmao 😭

[tawdry leaf]

ig ill be the one to explain it. the joke is the fact youre making fun of him for being named after a dog, when your pfp is a furry, its hypocritical in a way

[vital rain]

I WASBT TALKING ABOUT HIM LMAO

[tawdry leaf]

oh i thought you didnt get the joke

[vital rain]

Nooo ahah i was talking about the singer

[remote lark]

@vital rain a new paw touches the beacon

[vital rain]

Dunno the reference xD

[remote lark]

Skyrim

Stupid furry

[vital rain]

Dunno why but i tought about it

[remote lark]

what class do you main

[vital rain]

I never played skyrim,but if you re talking about darktide im veteran

[remote lark]

great there's two now

[tawdry leaf]

fuck you lumii

[remote lark]

silence

[tawdry leaf]

mimimimimimmimimmimimimi

[vital rain]

What am i missing guys xD

[tawdry leaf]

im a veteran main

[remote lark]

he's a furry veteran

[grizzled aspen]

Fuck, there's another one.

[remote lark]

we can 4 stack furries soon

[grizzled aspen]

Remember that I'm only damned by association.

[vital rain]

I ha e a furry friend and his boyfriend that uses mimimi the same way you do xD

[remote lark]

Oh right frogs a furry

[tawdry leaf]

we could.... IF YOU WOULD IDK PLAY A GAME WITH ME

[grizzled aspen]

I think I'm gonna kill you with hammers.

[remote lark]

Eta 1h

[tawdry leaf]

mimimimimimimimi

[vital rain]

mimimimimimi

[tawdry leaf]

how about NOW. if you cant travel at the speed of light you have a skill issue

[vital rain]

You wanna play now

[tawdry leaf]

lets all play when lumii gets on

and frog, assuming hes not available ||like usual||

[remote lark]

now I have to carry 2 furries

[vital rain]

No wait it was a question,was wonderwing why you wanted tonplay at 5 am then i Remembered that we are in different timezones

[tawdry leaf]

you do not carry me sir

[remote lark]

don't make me scoreboard you

[vital rain]

Says the "furry tech Priest"

[remote lark]

I'm the original

[tawdry leaf]

taking all the kills isnt carrying sir

[vital rain]

Also,i have 30 hours in the game so yall would Need to hard,hard,hard carry me

[remote lark]

I mean.....................

[tawdry leaf]

its almost like gee idk you play zealot and i play veteran, ofc youre gonna have more kills 😭

[remote lark]

noob

[tawdry leaf]

you agreed with me before too so dont disagree now

[remote lark]

I might play vet tonight

[vital rain]

Guys,you shouldnt argue as the only 2 furries in the server

[tawdry leaf]

ima play pysker

[vital rain]

Yall should make strenght and spread the patowogen

[ornate bone]

pink username monopoly

[remote lark]

Hah , only 2
No my friend. Most people in zealot chat are furries.

[ornate bone]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈 ❓

[tawdry leaf]

so did yall have a VD partner? i didnt 😭

[vital rain]

What doss zealot have that makes everyone a furry

[ornate bone]

book

[remote lark]

Autism

[frozen kernel]

This is your penance

[tawdry leaf]

LUMII DOES NOT CARRY ME 😭

[vital rain]

So i shouldnt have choosen veteran

[remote lark]

it's ok tau when I double your kills like usual tonight I won't interrupt you when u tell Dany I didn't carry you

I am a benevolent god

[tawdry leaf]

fine yk what you play veteran ill play zealot and then ill prove my point

[vital rain]

Trust me i wont judge XD

I have 30 hours in the game and bought It like 4 days ago,im not in the position to judge
Im Just level 25 😭

[remote lark]

no ragebaiting you is more fun

[tawdry leaf]

GRRR

[remote lark]

Furry nooberpath

[tawdry leaf]

okay vrchat furry

[vital rain]

Naaaa vrchat

[remote lark]

Guilty

[tawdry leaf]

the most degenerate furry is a vrchat furry 🙏

[vital rain]

Ok i agree on this

[remote lark]

I call vrc furries diet furries

[tawdry leaf]

besides, you carry me for the wrong reasons you think, you arent better, i just use weapons i wanna use, we are not the same 🚬

[vital rain]

I played vr chat and some furries are like,too much lmao

[remote lark]

I never use meta stuff and still carry you

[tawdry leaf]

yeah because fotf and relic blade is totally not meta

[remote lark]

name the last time I played zealot with you

[tawdry leaf]

literally the last time we played

[remote lark]

no I play psyker

[misty nova]

First ever Mission Aborted that didn't let us keep playing 🗣️

[tawdry leaf]

pysker carries everyone because pysker has hella aoe damage youre not him 💔

[remote lark]

I've been outclassed by vets before

[tawdry leaf]

i havent ever been outclassed by a vet as pysker

wait does that mean im a better pysker compared to veteran 😭

[remote lark]

some vet in a pub dropped 2k on my head in a horrible logi run

my ego never recovered

[vital rain]

This chat Is worse than Destiny 2 players when twlking about Who did the most boss damagr

[ornate bone]

me doing 100% of boss damage solo

[grizzled aspen]

I will eat your flesh.

[tawdry leaf]

this isnt the usual zealot chat. in reality lumii does typically have better scores than me, but rarely does he ever carry me, because typically im focused on a specific task during missions (example focusing purely on specials or purely on hordes or etc etc to be vague on it). we're also just joking

[remote lark]

there are 2 regulars in this channel better than me

cole / ainz definitely and probably cica and meow

[ornate bone]

and me

[remote lark]

who r u

[tawdry leaf]

^

[grizzled aspen]

Who are you?

[ornate bone]

[vital rain]

Ho i see you telling me this shit:

[remote lark]

damnit I fell for ragebait

[tawdry leaf]

random spotted, DNI 🚬

[remote lark]

I'm saving this lmao

[vital rain]

RIGHT? i love It

[tawdry leaf]

youre such a nerd

[grizzled aspen]

Just popped my back and it made my leg tingle. That ain't good.

[remote lark]

he doesn't know

[tawdry leaf]

bros an old man

[frozen kernel]

He doesn't know

[ornate bone]

it's not ragebait if it's a fact recognized by the Academy of the Darkest Tides

[remote lark]

taus never seen me play db knife vet

[tawdry leaf]

i know lumii is better than me i wont deny that at all but his ass does NOT carry me 😭

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, my doctor did look me dead in the eyes and say I am perfectly healthy... if I was 35.

[frozen kernel]

Autoloading pocket vet

[remote lark]

my db vet is actually crackhead shit

[grizzled aspen]

Hes gonna mog the fuck out of you with db weapon spec and it's not even gonna be funny.

[vital rain]

Also,dont worry i didnt think you were serious,i play too many horde shooters and this rage bait happens in every single One of them

[grizzled aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297199640931991648/1299942320753606737/crackbert3.gif

[vital rain]

I had a friend Who always made me mad because when we played Payday 2 he always said he was carryng me hard and had twice as many kills as i had

[tawdry leaf]

again i use shit i wanna use, not good shit 😭

[grizzled aspen]

You should want to use good options, though.

[ornate bone]

The biggest skill check is realizing that the fewer special kills I got on the vet are the ones that prevented someone from being netted into a pack of ragers

[remote lark]

it's ok I'm teasing when i say I carry tau

I just mog him to death

[tawdry leaf]

no, i use stuff that i feel like uisng and or will have fun with, i ran DS for so long because i had fun with it for so long, not because its meta

[frozen kernel]

Vet is actually dripping with options

Use shovel, coward

[tawdry leaf]

i cant tell if thats worse or better

[remote lark]

carry implies you're bad

[frozen kernel]

It unironically fucking rips

[misty nova]

Shovel still good
Use chainsword on vet

[tawdry leaf]

i have. shovel + bolt pistol

[vital rain]

Heard some ppls sayng that vet +voice of command Is the best build in the game

[ornate bone]

backpack roleplaying 💪

[remote lark]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[tawdry leaf]

best option (imo) of the 3 abilities. its really good, one of the best abilities in the game imo

[vital rain]

I swear i know notihing about the game dont bully me

[ornate bone]

VoC is like the easiest pub carry in the game ngl

[grizzled aspen]

It's the safest build.

[remote lark]

kid named book zealot

[vital rain]

I Just started playng difficulty 4 😭

[tawdry leaf]

when in doubt, fus ru dah the poxburster because your teamate wont fucking push it back

[ornate bone]

You'll see how many dumb plays yellow toughness enables

[tawdry leaf]

wait till we introduce you to damnation high intensity ultra shitcore havoc 40 auric maelstrom mode 🙏

[ornate bone]

Not taking health damage from snipers and poxbursters is ridiculous

[grizzled aspen]

30s timer on a get-off-me button + golden toughness that is shortened by specialist kills is infinitely better than a single book every 60s + cdr talents.

[hard nexus]

says build that’s really strong and easy to deal a shit ton of damage with

lmfao

[remote lark]

book is 30s with invoc.

[tawdry leaf]

i can tank a PB without gold toughness if i have full toughness you on sum

[hard nexus]

it’s 20

[frozen kernel]

You could just like, not tank a PB

[vital rain]

I cpjnt on that now,yall Will be my coaches

[tawdry leaf]

no shit, but the few times i have had too i have tanked em

[frozen kernel]

But I know ur bad, so it's ok

[ornate bone]

If memory doesn't fail me, the health damage was basically a check if the poxburster and sniper attack actually took out more than 100% toughness?

[remote lark]

Sigh

[vital rain]

uwu

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, Lumii uses strong options, whats wrong with that?

[remote lark]

I just think it's fun :(

[hard nexus]

saying that he’s gonna mog you with a specific build implies that he’d use a build that’s particularly weaker

[tawdry leaf]

my friend and some random taught me how to play, lumii and frog taught me the more thought-on shit in this game, and now im gonna teach you how to play 😭

[vital rain]

What Is that lmao,im too tired to see

[hard nexus]

the grub chain begins

[grizzled aspen]

There is nothing that implies that anywhere here.

[frozen kernel]

No, grey shredder only with green heavy sword

Fun is illegal, we're gonna lose perms again

[hard nexus]

i just explained how it does

it’s like saying i’m going to mog you with ds4 flamer, it’s just obvious unless you’re using the same build

[vital rain]

Ahahah well thats how you learn xD
It d be a honor

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody said anything about using anything weak, I think you might just be silly rn.

[remote lark]

I'll die on this hill

Zealot is the best solo carry and horde clear in the game with the best defensive talents

Psyker has the best kill potential in the game although it's squishy

Veteran is a safe and probably the most versatile and easiest pick in the game for ppl who don't want to play like a crackhead or blow their own head off

Ogryn is silly and fun and has a few decent strong suits, taunt and shield are cool

[ornate bone]

Dany is gonna show up in a week with the silliest taxe builds clowning on every crusher on the planet

[grizzled aspen]

Just throwing this out there, Tau did not know ds special staggered crushers until we told him.

[remote lark]

to be fair I don't think he used ds until we made him

[ornate bone]

I always stress psyker is only squishy if the player is not trying to play the game

[vital rain]

Next week i ll be on dannation clapping cheecks

[grizzled aspen]

No, no, he definitely used it, he just used it wrong.

[tawdry leaf]

you summarized that really well ima be real

[remote lark]

Tonight. About an hour.

[ornate bone]

Psyker is a bar of soap that gains effective immortality by pressing the right mouse button

[tawdry leaf]

HURRY UP GAY VRCHAT FURRY SMH

[grizzled aspen]

I'm pretty sure they're European.

[ornate bone]

Tomorning

[remote lark]

Ngl I know nothing about ogryn other than it's fun but kind of.. mid

[vital rain]

Ok imma Say,i didnt know you could use your sword to pull dogs away until a few hourd ago

[cedar valve]

too much arguin not enough killin heretics, give yee balls a tug kindred

[tawdry leaf]

i wanna post a screenshot of this guys name ing but i legit dnk if ill get in trouble for it or not 😭

[remote lark]

Dm me

[vital rain]

And i play on difficulty 4 now,and didnt know something this stupid

[ornate bone]

Not like the game tells you

[remote lark]

Naw the game just is shit at explaining stuff

[grizzled aspen]

What do you mean "pull dogs away"? Like pushing them?

[ornate bone]

I had to spectate people pushing poxbursters

[remote lark]

Fun fact, your tooltips lie to you. Alot.

I dunno what veteran lies about but I'd put $100 it lies about at least 3 talents in it's tree, probably waaaayyyy more

[vital rain]

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE SPACE TO JUMP AND DODGE
I COULDBT JUMP IN ANY DIRECTION BECAUSE STANDARD CONTROLS ARE SHIT

[remote lark]

Put dodge on same key as sprint and thank me later

[ornate bone]

Download the epic gamer mod to stop jumps from that

[remote lark]

You can only sprint forwards and dodge side/back

[grizzled aspen]

Or don't do that and just move jump to left alt.

[vital rain]

Literally how i discovered it

[ornate bone]

Can't you dodge sideways by moving diagonally?

[remote lark]

I said you can dodge sideways

[vital rain]

Also i Just learnt enemies names(in italian tho,because i forgot to change the game in english(

[ornate bone]

VA BENE, ITTAGGLIA

[vital rain]

FUCK YOU

[grizzled aspen]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[ornate bone]

BELISSIMO MACCARONI

[vital rain]

we dont talk like that lmaooo

[tawdry leaf]

done

[ornate bone]

Are you telling me American movies lie about Italian culture?

[grizzled aspen]

Tummy hurts and Lumii taking too long, I fear I may fall asleep, chat.

[vital rain]

Well,yes

[ornate bone]

Why would they lie like that

[vital rain]

In reality most Italians are like a bad Copy of england rappers wannabe

[cedar valve]

are you telling me your family doesn't have mob ties and eat over cooked spaghetti and ragu

[spare dome]

italians arent even real, idiots. who could possibly believe in a human-shaped creature that secretes olive oil and sleeps in rolled up pizza dough?

[modern lintel]

i dont believe in italy

[ornate bone]

I find the very notion of it not being a thing entirely preposterous

[cedar valve]

i completely agree kindred

i played The Darkness I know a thing or two about Italian culture

[vital rain]

We acrually eat pasta every day at least twice a day

[spare dome]

i remember being a kid and my dad taking me to the grocery store with one of his buddies from work who was thoroughly, stereotypically italian (named mario too, yep), and when my dad entered the pasta section mario asked him "which pasta do you need?" and my dad said "aren't they all the same?" and i still remember mario's expression

[vital rain]

Im not joking when i Say that 99,% of Italians probably cant live more than 3 days without pasta

[vital rain]

Thats heresy

I have something like 15 packs of different types of pasta
Every dish uses a different kind

[ornate bone]

arroz com feijão

[cedar valve]

sorry i just make chaufas

[spare dome]

look i only ever cook myself a carbonara like, once a week, and im sure my recipe is considered heresy no matter what noodles im using

[vital rain]

Ok...ok carbonara Is not easy

[sterile stone]

Rice and fried steak?

[cedar valve]

as long as the rashuns you cook taste good thats all that matters kindred

[ornate bone]

rice and beans

[jaunty lava]

I eat pasta like, every other day and i'm not even italian lmao. Pastas are just great

[vital rain]

How do you make the carbonara? I SWEAR IF THEY RE NOT THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS I KILL YOU

[sterile stone]

I thought beans was frijoles

[cedar valve]

I go to the olive garden and let chef mike make it

[spare dome]

i make it poverty style

[ornate bone]

frijoles is probably in Spanish or some other non-enlightened language

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fo_UXf3kO48

[sterile stone]

I dunno man, all the MExicans I grew up around would say it like that

[spare dome]

boil your water, pop noodles in, mix egg, parmesan, some pepper in a bowl, strain pasta, keep just a small amount of the pasta water, toss in the mix, thats it. meat is whatever the fuck i have.

[misty ravine]

lmao weren't these guys actually Italian

[sterile stone]

I dunno but I remember this clip popped in my feed

My mans was fucking up that pan of beans

[spare dome]

man that dude is gonna fart so hard

hell he already fartin so hard that the movie reel is ripping

[sterile stone]

I've never had that level of hunger but I can't imagine how hungry you gotta be to eat bread with beans

Like a thick ass chunk of bread too

[spare dome]

hunger is the best spice. you can try it any time you like, too.

[hexed igloo]

I use shells for everything idc

[spare dome]

try not eating for three days, you'll discover you have a superpowered sense of smell

[cedar valve]

ya gotta throw some tony chacheres on that thang

[sterile stone]

Mans just mix any food together like a mad scientist

Lemme toss a lil sprite in there for that citrus flavor

[hearty nebula]

wish me luck lads, severe thunderstorms & tornados tonight

[bitter anvil]

Damn, ate it all, like HungryMan™

[hearty nebula]

the god emperor protects

[misty ravine]

Just looked it up to be sure. Yeah they were Italians who picked the most Anglo-American sounding names they could think of I guess lol
I vaguely remember watching one of their movies, the classic DEX/CHA + STR/CON duo

[cedar valve]

grab a case of beer, if your gonna die might as well die happy

[sterile stone]

I was planning on watching the good bad and ugly at some point

[hexed igloo]

Boil pasta in blue powerade, and you come up with one of the ingredients of all time, it's just like......vaguely sweet pasta that could definitely be used for something else

[grizzled aspen]

Sprite doesn't even taste like citrus. It's just battery acid in a bottle.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/beetle-hercules-gif-11344038

[hearty nebula]

use 7up noob

[ornate bone]

My mouth rejecting the drink after two sips because it's already covered in sugar and looks like a crystal cave

[sterile stone]

@gray ice I said Iw as gonna use the beetle flip on some nonsense I saw.

[spare dome]

The Dollars Trilogy is excellent. Be prepared for the worst ADR you ever did see though.

[ornate bone]

I unironically now drink Coca-Cola™ without sugar

[sterile stone]

What's diabolical about this is how back in the day there was an instruction card on making boiled dr.pepper

[gray ice]

We need to bring back public flogging

[tame sluice]

Dr. Pepper tastes like flat Coke to me

[hexed igloo]

Hot Dr pepper goes unfathomably hard I will not tolerate this slander

[spare dome]

Yeah cause it used to be made with real sugar. So it would turn into a proper syrup.

[hearty nebula]

gotta drink it ice cold

[sterile stone]

Hot soda?

[tame sluice]

Uh yeah cold it tastes like that

[hexed igloo]

Wait til you hear about the Monster Mash

[hearty nebula]

nah i mean ice cold, not fridge cold

[sterile stone]

I found it.

[tame sluice]

Tastes better warm, but not "I will buy this beverage" level good y'know

[full nebula]

Clear sodas are better than dark sodas

[bitter anvil]

Mom favorite

[gray ice]

I don't want to hear about the monster mash

[tame sluice]

I prefer fruity drinks and sodas anyways

[hearty nebula]

put that shit in an ice bath or a really fuckin cold fridge

[gray ice]

Stan has warcrimed me enough in the past, I've had enough mr krabs

[hexed igloo]

Instant mash potatoes made with specifically the green ultra monster

Add gravy if you want you'll gag anyway

[sterile stone]

Wait...

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-iam-abir82-liverpool-kick-kick-kid-gif-22437195

[hearty nebula]

i love me some ginger ale

[sterile stone]

It ain't even just hot dr.peppr, you add rum to it. So it's like a spiked tea with lemon.

[cedar valve]

fuckin thank you

[tame sluice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/311165941129936897/1005313073638297700/F9A5CA04-3E85-4216-9B36-729599A6E71F.gif

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber

[hearty nebula]

how it feels on a hot ass, sweaty summer day, when you crack open that mf ice cold ginger ale and take a sip

[hexed igloo]

The kinda OG version (even earlier than that poster) was just heated docpebba + lemon wedge and it's unironically good as fuck

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-strong-sky-gif-14611436

[gray ice]

What kind of abject poverty makes one drink hot soda, further, enough that you develop a real life craving for it

[sterile stone]

With how processing of foods works in the US now, I don't think that stuff would hit the same as it did when this card was made.

Lemme get a Dr.Pep without the micro plastics and corn syrup.

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-survey-says-strike-buzzer-wrong-answer-gif-16312959

[vital rain]

What are yall talking about pepls

[hexed igloo]

Dr pep is the one without the microplastics

[gray ice]

nothing in particular really

[carmine falcon]

wtf infantry autogun is kinda fun on zealot

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[gray ice]

IAG is goated, go to pairing with relic blade

big boi columnus takin down gunners a platoon at a time

[tame sluice]

duelist is an enormous damage boost to finesse weapons (like the Infantry Autoguns)

[carmine falcon]

idk man i thought this thing wouldnt fit zealot at all but i took a random infantry auto i got off milk ages ago and this thing fkn shreds mutant waves like butter

[sterile stone]

I won't lie

We need a weapon exchange pot luck or something, lemme use my melk bucks to buy a flamer from zealot.

I'd rock any horde to bed with a flamer on vet

[gray ice]

no it's my flamer, keep your filthy mitts off it and go grab a plasma gun loser

[carmine falcon]

i also like the iron sight which makes it one of the 2 weapons with good iron sights in this game

[tawdry leaf]

@remote lark probably cant play tonight. No wonder my room is so damn hot. Radiator is full of dust, we caught this issue early. The inside of my pc was a fucking oven

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/soil-dust-ثنثن-رياكشن-غبار-gif-22947035

[obsidian prairie]

Stealing FGS from psyker as zealot so I can just win

[vital rain]

Holy fuck poor thing

[sterile stone]

What happened to sharing with the community

[grizzled aspen]

Boltgun on psyker...

[tawdry leaf]

Yeah

[gray ice]

i don't like the community, shrimple

[vital rain]

How the hell Is your room so hot,Is It Summer where you live

[sterile stone]

I can respect that

[nimble fiber]

why

what have I done 2 u

[sterile stone]

I gotta drag everyone down to the pits with me.

[nimble fiber]

[gray ice]

fuckin crab mentality

[nimble fiber]

crazy at this hour of the day I can't believe it

[median steeple]

Argus is the king crab

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/attitude-tough-no-not-funny-nope-gif-12026221

[nimble fiber]

I haven't even eaten yet

[vital rain]

Well Will you play tonorrow?

I LL let you know if you want i want to play with someone xD

[remote lark]

it takes 30 seconds to clean it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-pc-charge-blake-charge-aio-gif-18455352

[cedar valve]

i just use my dab torch to burn off all the dust/hair/anything else in my radiator

[median steeple]

That's got to smell awful

[sterile stone]

@gray ice Lemme tell you, stepping on dry ice bare foot ain't fun

[vital rain]

Hobestly i Just pee on it

[median steeple]

how did you manage that

[sterile stone]

You're asking alot of questions you ain't ready for the answer for

[median steeple]

I'm always ready

this beef jerky is so good

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

actually given how nasty that is I doubt tau has compressed air

or an air compressor

[cerulean moth]

Someone 3D printed the darktide mutant for me semi excited to paint it. Anyone got suggestions on fucken how to do that tho

[remote lark]

that's cool actually

[tawdry leaf]

Dude my entire pc is dust lmfao. We might deep clean it tomorrow. I’ma see about a basic clean tonight

[remote lark]

Ask in a proper warhammer discord what type of paint to use or you'll fuck it up

[cerulean moth]

Good pointtt

[median steeple]

I mean do you know how to paint models?

[gray ice]

Under what circumstances do you even encounter this type shit my brother in allah

[cerulean moth]

Yus I’ve never painted before

[sterile stone]

Don't worry about it, just know it ain't a fun experience.

[remote lark]

@vital rain eta 10-15min

[gray ice]

I coulda told you that without stepping on it first

[vital rain]

What s Eta

[sterile stone]

I will say this, it wasn't my fault

[median steeple]

you gotta prime them first but I'm way too fucked rn to guide yhis

[misty ravine]

Thin your paints

[median steeple]

there's a ton of 40k model yters doing guides very helpful and they show some tricks I can not explain, yeah and that

[cerulean moth]

That’s the meme I hear a lot, no idea wtf that means but I shall do it

[median steeple]

if you dont thin your paints it becomes thick and looks awful

[cerulean moth]

I was planning to walk into my local GW store and ask for advice. Unless they gun me down for having a non offical model

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/m3p_VuPIS2c?si=2yBCccg-40g_9lLp

[vital rain]

.

[remote lark]

Estimated Time of Arrival

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25368312

[remote lark]

We are playing when I'm home

[vital rain]

Oh,uhm
Im not playng

[cerulean moth]

With this dick

[median steeple]

frown

[remote lark]

Explodes you with mind

[gray ice]

100 lashes

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tickle-tickle-gif-5682455

[cerulean moth]

Pls don’t lash me dick

[gray ice]

im unplugging the fuckin hologram it's broken

[remote lark]

Kid named slowmode

[vital rain]

Mah cutie its 6 am here and im sleep deprived like i ve never been before

[carmine falcon]

what blessings do you guys put on your infantry autos

[median steeple]

Headhunter, DA

[carmine falcon]

there is no headhunter

[gray ice]

I think I did dumdum/deathspiiter or sumn

[ornate bone]

Timezoned

[median steeple]

Oh wait I read that shit as infantry lasgun fuckkk

[cerulean moth]

I’m self sustaining now

[remote lark]

[gray ice]

infantry ya bum

[ornate bone]

I didn't imagine ITTAGGLIA would be like 4 hours ahead of me

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[ornate bone]

Los Angeles is 6 and it's the same continent

[carmine falcon]

deathspitter sounds good except i prolly wont be pulling this bad boy out for close range stuff but ill use it anyway
free dmg

[vital rain]

What hour Is It there?

I might sleep a bit and then come back

Like in 6 hours

[cerulean moth]

Move over im@sleeping too

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555301947146502144/996819043946348544/8b57e9fc402f0d3838e9a24c0b9bc421.mp4?ex=67b2be54&is=67b16cd4&hm=ede447b6f72ac17c3b934686f948a2bc95c262299b19e1a03c6ab0d90cb01f10&

[median steeple]

cinema

[ornate bone]

nah man not the fucking cobwebs

[full nebula]

Lookin ass

[remote lark]

10pm

We can play tomorrow

[vital rain]

Ah

So when i 'll wake up you Will be sleeping

[sterile stone]

Mans face planted onto a hot candle

[modern jasper]

dUnK hEaD iN wAx

[grizzled aspen]

:(

[misty ravine]

What is the worst thing in Darktide and why is it barrels

[spare dome]

its actually inconsistently mountable railings

[full nebula]

Nah its the 1000+ zealot that was just in my game. Limbsplitter and damage dumpstat on tacaxe, goes down in the first area then leaves

[tropic pelican]

my favourite is the scared pub that holds in a terrible spot where they keep getting chipped/dying and then asking why everyone is speedrunning

[tame sluice]

actually its stairs occasionally stopping your movement and acting like a wall when you're dodging

[spare dome]

that one fucking backpack on the ground by the last medicae in silo cluster secretly being the size of an entire crate

[violet hornet]

Ogryn being unable to vault anything without getting a running start

[nimble fiber]

god damn I almost sneezed

[placid fiber]

The lack of weaponized cheese

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-food-gif-5113834195819307982

[tawdry leaf]

@vital rain @remote lark im good now

[misty ravine]

You mean the Dueling Sword?

[placid fiber]

I mean cheddar, pepperjack, gouda, swiss, etc

[tawdry leaf]

my pc is cleaned now, apart from my radiator for 2 and a half years the rest of my pc really didnt have much dust

[placid fiber]

I mean, quite literally, the food we eat: cheese. (not seriously, this is sort of a bit or w/e)

[spare dome]

hannibal was famously defeated in the alps when roman general little caesars rolled a giant wheel of peccorino through his armies who were then doubly crushed when his war elephants turned to chase that tasty ass cheese

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/poggers-pepe-gif-12187647

I'm now imagining several ogryns bulldozing the heretics chasing a wheel of cheese rolling away from them

[tawdry leaf]

@remote lark dawg are we playing or not 😭

[placid fiber]

for a minute or two, due to not having my glasses on, I thought you were lumi. I think realized you just pinged lumi, and that I am just dumb. I read furry at the start and the pfp was sort of blurred together so I couldn't tell what it was...

[placid fiber]

Now do you have like... a bajillion more ranks to go? >.>

[misty ravine]

Dueling Sword is made of pure cheese

[atomic fjord]

Two more

[placid fiber]

What would satisfy me would be an april fools skin for the ogryn shield where the shield is replaced with a giant slab of cheese or the rocks blitz are replaced with a block for cheese for the april fools thing <.<

I know it will never happen, but, that would make me want to use the shield over the pickaxe for a bit, at least

I love cheese, if you can't tell... >.>'

[placid fiber]

I'm pretty sure I've seen worse: 95%, rn

[obsidian prairie]

Well yes

Cole scientifically engineered the worst build possible

[placid fiber]

I haven't seen that yet, can I get a link? lol

[obsidian prairie]

This takes a keystone

[placid fiber]

eh... it stiill has shield of contempt, purge the unclean, and sustained assault

[misty ravine]

Bullshit this is the worst build possible

[obsidian prairie]

That has class and dedication

[placid fiber]

Now to really make it the worst you black out everything besides loner and martyr's purpose

[obsidian prairie]

We mean the worst build possible while spending 30 points

[ornate bone]

Did any of you tried no keystones build ?

[obsidian prairie]

No, because it would not be good

[placid fiber]

I mean why would I try that, unless I was extremely bored? The keystones are all used by just playing the game >.>

[obsidian prairie]

Zealot keystones are universally good

[placid fiber]

it still has good balance and purge the unclean

[obsidian prairie]

This takes Scourge, Good Balance, Anoint, Purge, and EWEW

[placid fiber]

^, but, ewew is less of a notable thing

[ornate bone]

I had total abilliry recovery build that was my"keystone" just fir fun it still was great

[placid fiber]

And scourge without crit tdr or blazing piety or duelist is sort of just there

[obsidian prairie]

If you are doing a total CDR build you are running Piety for uptime on IoD

[placid fiber]

Yeah, getting your career back in 10s consistently is busted considering the 20% attack speed lasts 10 seconds

[ornate bone]

I will check it out later in game and will send you

I don't remember so good now

[obsidian prairie]

Going to pre-empt you by saying 4% cdr on curios isn’t worth it

[ornate bone]

It was not only abilliry based

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-i-have-been-falling-thirty-minutes-gif-23033667

[ornate bone]

But have to check it in game

[hearty nebula]

god damn the thunder is ANGY tonight

[atomic fjord]

Me fr

[misty nova]

Tonight is bad night for grinding ranks

[hearty nebula]

sounds like a fucking bombing run outside

[misty ravine]

Cant avoid Anoint without going through an Ability

[misty nova]

7 loses streak

[obsidian prairie]

This takes TWBS and SoC

[hearty nebula]

What the fuck is this

[placid fiber]

do the total cdr build+ on a 3hp curio with 5% hp perks on all 3 set up... and take martyr's purpose AND 3 4% cdr perks on top of invocation of death and pious cut throat(don't, btw, this is 1000% a joke and not serious)

[obsidian prairie]

I am capable of detecting sarcasm

[placid fiber]

Sad, this doesn't have desperation

[placid fiber]

the () was more for newer players that happened to tune in right then >.>'

[misty ravine]

You can't spend 30 points in the tree without taking something decent, besides TWBS isn't as good as it used to be. Surely you don't need it for the Mk1 Dclaw

[grizzled aspen]

This still uses base chastise, which is good. Path through shroudfield, then hang a left through punishment, and take the master's retribution for peak point wasting.

[obsidian prairie]

Ok I’m that case it’s only nichly useful

But you can do way worse if you take Shroudfield

[obsidian prairie]

Cause then you can go down and get Punishment and Master’s Retribution

[placid fiber]

The +2 wounds on a non-marty build is also a good point waste, tho you are giving yourself 10% attack speed and 10% health... all for making the corruption removal aura and med stims less effective...

[misty ravine]

Trying to come up with worst possible build that uses all 30 points

[obsidian prairie]

Still take loner

[misty ravine]

Right idk why I changed that

[obsidian prairie]

BoP does something and that is unacceptable

[placid fiber]

No loner? You call that a garbage build? That's still useable, especially with twbs

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-stick-stickman-baton-luminous-gif-26198841

[tawdry leaf]

8, im an introvert

[grizzled aspen]

Now take loner, because beacon is actually useful.

[placid fiber]

I noticed this one first... because it looks like one of the guys that was in WoW... even tho I haven't played WoW since like... 2018(I posted the guy the face sorta looks like as well)

[misty ravine]

Ah shit forgot to dump something on the pistol

[atomic fjord]

Hell yeah spiderman

[obsidian prairie]

That’s Wolverine

[placid fiber]

Can you at least see the resemblence I was pointing out(for me) for somebody who is very tired? >.>

[grizzled aspen]

Dump damage on the shredder, take damage resistance vs mutants instead of ordo dockets.

[obsidian prairie]

Question with that one is did she take the mech on the plane

[grizzled aspen]

Best place to sit is 5.

[atomic fjord]

You’re insane

[obsidian prairie]

I think 2 might be alright

[grizzled aspen]

You sit to the left of iron man and have Dr strange behind you, so iron man isn't gonna want to talk to you, you get a window seat, and nobody is gonna kick your back.

[atomic fjord]

Bucky and stark ar3 gonna kill each other sitting next t9 each other

[placid fiber]

I only got back up to make some chicken salad for me and my wife and I ended up staying up for like 1 hour longer than I was going to... 😦

[obsidian prairie]

Nobody there would be actively a problem

[tawdry leaf]

@grizzled aspen rate the build 🙏

[grizzled aspen]

Excellent, peak shit.

[atomic fjord]

I agree it would be quiet, personally I’m seat 8 because everyone is chill

[obsidian prairie]

6 1 and 3 are just death

[grizzled aspen]

Drop volley adept and the travel node to go take the shitty node above survivalist and it'll be peak shit talents for vet.

[placid fiber]

I think I'm gonna head back to bed before I start sliding out of my chair again... gnight. o7

[misty nova]

3
Sounds like a pit of good advice

[atomic fjord]

1 would be hilarious before you die

[obsidian prairie]

3 sounds like a fucking terrible idea

Next to magneto, venom, hulk, and stark

[atomic fjord]

Stark and Bucky is death

[ornate bone]

Maybe it was that but I'm not sure...

[atomic fjord]

They’re gonna kill each other

[obsidian prairie]

I think 2 7 8 and maybe 4 are acceptable

[obsidian prairie]

This is horrible, I have nothing else to say

[misty nova]

Smart people
And venom

[tawdry leaf]

bro did lumii die or something where is he

[atomic fjord]

Magneto is genocidal, venom will just eat you, hulk is neutral, stark would be fine except he’s next to Bucky

[grizzled aspen]

I ate him. Sorry, got hungry.

[obsidian prairie]

Stark would complain about flying economy to Friday the entire fucking flight

[tawdry leaf]

oh fate you tempt me

[atomic fjord]

Stark would honestly be not that bad

[ornate bone]

Not sure about ability and extra points from key stones but I know I had one working good just need going in game

[atomic fjord]

Worst part of stark is he’s def a man spreader

[obsidian prairie]

5 would be ok if only bucky or only stark were in the row

[atomic fjord]

6 would be ok

[obsidian prairie]

You are sitting next to mantis

[ornate bone]

Ok then maybe theoretically If you had to make build without keystones what would it be?

[obsidian prairie]

And to go to the bathroom you would have to get past Groot

[ornate bone]

Maybe my memory will.kick in ....

[atomic fjord]

Groot and mantis some of the chilliest ppl possible

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah but he is simply massive

[atomic fjord]

Groot would prob move you for him

[misty nova]

Hey mantis, put me to sleep

[obsidian prairie]

I feel like attempting to sleep on that flight magic or no is a fools errand

[misty nova]

Ayo look who slept first

[atomic fjord]

One benefit sitting next to strange is he’ll prob save you

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah but then you are sitting next to Mr Homo Superior

[atomic fjord]

Yeah instant death

[misty nova]

Siting at 1 and listening to brothers quarrelling

[atomic fjord]

Worst seat on the plane besides 4 (4 is obviously where invisible woman is sitting)

[obsidian prairie]

And having 2 of the three biggest mfers on the flight breathing down your neck

Who both would kill you for literally anything

[atomic fjord]

Also moon knight the king crazy dude

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yeah sitting next to the two who internal monologue out loud

[misty nova]

This flight is ass yo

[obsidian prairie]

It is not making it, even disregarding the pilot

[misty nova]

They could survive a plane crash

Well the normal dudes won't 💀

[obsidian prairie]

Nah that whole plane is crash rated

[sterile stone]

Nothing will be more entertaining than watching Americans be passive aggressive to someone who probably doesn't understand the language being hurled at them

[obsidian prairie]

I would like to see such an instance

(If one isn’t actively occurring)

[sterile stone]

It's in Helldivers, this guy is just trying to get upset and there's a Japanese dude who's just not paying much attention to him.

I don't even think he understands what bro is telling him.

He just kinda stared at him then kept moving.

[twin wagon]

I would comment but it's early morning and I don't wanna be angery for the rest of the day

[nimble fiber]

bro treated him like an animal in the zoo

[heady quail]

How is the Zealot guide coming along?

[obsidian prairie]

It isn’t

Unless someone else goes for it

[heady quail]

Well I want to go back to Darktide and would love to read about weapons

[obsidian prairie]

Here remains the best resource for anything zealot related

Unless you ask for stuff like what stagger breakpoints the 50% stagger to weakspots gives you we can answer

[misty nova]

Every melee is usable on zealot
Shredder Auto Pistol is the worst ranged weapon in the game

[heady quail]

But I want to know how to use each weapon

[obsidian prairie]

Then sadly you will have to ask on a case by case basis

[heady quail]

Then chainaxe

[obsidian prairie]

Relic Blade and Crusher both have comprehensive guides (although crusher’s blessing recommendations are out of date there)

[obsidian prairie]

No idea, I kinda hate it, but our ferret-poster swears by it and could tell you

[heady quail]

Maybe ping them then?

[obsidian prairie]

I don’t know their user, and I’m pretty sure they’re asleep

[misty nova]

Mk4 lights for single target
Heavy for Hordes

Mk12 lights for hordes
Heavy for single target
Push attack for stagger reasons
Rev heavy with Thrust blessing will one shot crushers

[tender tusk]

🤨

[heady quail]

What blessings, what perks on the Chainaxe?

[spare talon]

im not knowledgable enough on breakpoints for perks, but i do know blessings for them
headtaker slaughterer, mk12 can opt for thrust instead of slaughterer for bigger chunkier revved heavies, not worth on the mk4 tho

[fiery ingot]

mk4 is so fricking fun

[heady quail]

How are you supposed to not die to Bulwarks?

[full nebula]

Get close and wait for them to swing then dodge, they always open themselves up

With multiples you kinda have to repeat the process and pick off the ones with openings

[fiery ingot]

barrels

2 barrels are enough to wipe a pack of bulwarks

[heady quail]

Well that is stupid game design

[full nebula]

Barrels or having to dodge?

[tender tusk]

teammates

[fiery ingot]

bulwarks have ever been the most hated enemy since i started playing this game which was a few months after its launch

[tender tusk]

if a bulwark isnt lookng at you, you can hurt them

[fiery ingot]

this was auric mael

[full nebula]

Bulwarks are barely a threat if you know what you're doing

[fiery ingot]

and i still played like shit on that last one cause i was trying to pay attention to the sound cues from the trapper

[signal spoke]

Teammates not even helping and just avoid you

[fiery ingot]

to be fair it was only one other player alive the other was a bot but i cant blame them, id do the same

aint no one got patience to deal with bulwarks

[misty nova]

You dodge
Or get the Evis15
That one will see you through
And saw through them

[full nebula]

Evis/Ds/Hammer makes them pretty much a nonissue

[misty nova]

Rev heavy to the shield and they'll open because screw waiting

[fiery ingot]

i realized bolter could no longer do this so i just assumed it was impossible to break their guard

[full nebula]

Bolter can, it just takes more shots

[tender tusk]

i mean you may as well avoid doing that, waste ammo just breakingguard

[fiery ingot]

oh really? it used to be 2 or 3 shots before it wasnt that much of a deal

yeah i wouldnt keep doing it if it takes more than that

[full nebula]

You can also dodge and wait for the opening, and pop their head in a few shots with bolter

[signal spoke]

https://youtu.be/fOXmdOZuMXY?si=bFDClFR1gRddBEbv finally a good tier list without 3 hours of yapping and actual good info

[hidden grove]

taxe enjoyers in shambles 😂

[misty nova]

As they should

[tawdry leaf]

are they a threat? no. are they annoying as FUCK? yes

[twin wagon]

Bulwarks are a threat, the moment you stop running spidey senses and have a silent trapper in a bulwark

[obsidian prairie]

Why is FGS here

[signal spoke]

Unless you were playing brute conscripts with over 8 bulwarks on you at once and 6 crushers added too

[obsidian prairie]

Taxe enjoyers recognize full well their weapon is mid as fuck

[signal spoke]

FGS?

[obsidian prairie]

Force greatsword

[twin wagon]

I blame cole

[obsidian prairie]

Unless that was PGS, in which case I’m blind as shit

[signal spoke]

I think that is all weapons in the game in the tier list

[full nebula]

I don't even think they're that annoying, only time they're a real problem is if theres ragers or trappers or something mixed behind

[spare talon]

I remember clicking on this to watch it and being jumpscared immediately
Because the footage was when we were fucking around in havoc, and killed 2 daemonhosts in the same 40

[tender tusk]

pretty good ig

[spare talon]

Why wouldn't it be?
It's a zealot weapon

[full nebula]

Vet greatsword when

[misty nova]

Here's the list if no one wants to click on the video

[full nebula]

OGRYN GREATSWORD WHEN

[obsidian prairie]

Oh of course I must have missed them getting psychic awakening as a keystone for their rework

[full nebula]

Give ogryn a bumper sword RIGHT NOW

[misty nova]

Wait, where's the Evis15

[fiery ingot]

aint no way chaxe gets ranked as b tier im upset

[placid fiber]

In my ability to play tide games or my ability to play 2d action platformer games? :/

The former I know I can do, the latter is hit or miss lol

[misty nova]

It's a havoc melee tier list

[fiery ingot]

ahh okok makes sense then

tbh im so shit i wouldnt play with anything off meta in h40

[placid fiber]

I think this one is it

[spare talon]

A, 2nd slot

[placid fiber]

See? @misty nova

[drowsy steppe]

former!

[drowsy steppe]

knives on high S is crazy

[spare talon]

I can link the run reg did of h40 with the mk12 chaxe and the shredder autopistol

Whether it's timestamped to the moment where I get him netted and killed by a trapper meant for me is completely out of my control however

[misty nova]

Oh yeah thought it was another weapon due to the 4k hd quality

[twin wagon]

How the hell is shockmaul above taxe

[fiery ingot]

i so much would like to watch that

[misty nova]

It's a tactical axe on havoc 💀

[spare talon]

Shock maul doesn't rely on breakpoints
Taxe heavily does

[placid fiber]

Damn, I would have absolutely loved disappointing the hell out of her with my rogue legacy 2 gameplay Can do, except for the time last night where I died in heresy because a mutie yeeted me off the ledge

[twin wagon]

Smaul doesn't need breakpoints because it has mediocre damage and has no way of reaching them

[misty nova]

Keep telling yourself that

[twin wagon]

taxe also still meets them on soyker (unlike stinkylot)

[placid fiber]

kid named perfectionist shroudfield:

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/UlBHoQVTzXg?si=nEjKdu6qFEQdVjxB&t=274

[placid fiber]

I learned recently you need 1 sustained assault or headtaker stack with 6 marty stacks to 1 shot a damnation plague ogryn(perfectionist shroudfield)

[misty nova]

Mfw the only thing that stops a Smaul is a monstrosity

[fiery ingot]

thamk

[twin wagon]

taxe is a soyker weapon

[spare talon]

(I love this moment cuz the run was perfect outside of this one thing and it's such a stupid thing lmao)

[misty nova]

Natty Dueling Sword 💯🔥

[twin wagon]

Dueling sword doesn't exist

[placid fiber]

b-but... I use all melee weapons like I am a zealot... (that was scarred badly by how easily 1 shots happen to you in vt2)

[hidden grove]

lies, there is no way I'd pick up an axe on my psyker 😤

[misty nova]

Pygex describes DS as Taxe on steroids
Which means Taxe is just natty DS

[spare talon]

Do you want me to send video proof to make you reconsider

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-meet-the-pyro-pyro-walking-gif-8909165255969591660

[hidden grove]

it better be better than FGS

[twin wagon]

lol no

It's a great alternative if ur tired of:
Caxe
FGS
DS
Knife
Hsword

If you grow bored of taxe you could try chaxe soyker

[placid fiber]

MIght as well throw in the towel if this is the comparison you are gonna use >.>

[hidden grove]

god that frame rate, fuck it imma sucker for new build I'll give it a try

[fiery ingot]

interesting, whats crushers blessings for havoc?

[spare talon]

Probably just discord ruining the video cuz multiple embeds in one message

[fiery ingot]

and is crusher meant to be taken with piety + chorus for h40?

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046914150363844779/1338448845507526698/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2025-02-10_3-57-23_AM.mp4?ex=67b25f5f&is=67b10ddf&hm=9f103b8f99b08529c2fb5f475b8217968871a7571e6f033c371cce2ab5d2d643&

[fiery ingot]

im guessing you cant do much in ij

[placid fiber]

Havoc specifically? Not sure, I haven't seen anyone discuss bringing the crusher into havoc and what to use if you do

or my adhd is making me just not remember the discussion(s)

[spare talon]

And a realistic amount of ragers so no PC kill chaining, and no chaff to gain extra BM value
Taxe is such a safe weapon, and psyker reaches the point where you can hit impressive breakpoints allowing for multi rager one shots per swing

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046914150363844779/1338450264570462218/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2025-02-10_4-02-44_AM.mp4?ex=67b260b2&is=67b10f32&hm=d1fa26ee24d3461f098d339a90c5e6745d3b2dc9b14af5d75da8e1ad989f3289&

[fiery ingot]

ill check the video if he mentions it, i can see crusher in havocs, but im guessing theres a very specific build for it to work

[crimson python]

For a combat knife build would the best blessing combo be riposte and precognition or riposte and uncanny strike?

[tame sluice]

precog and uncanny

[crimson python]

Thanks! I wasn’t sure

[fiery ingot]

i run precog and riposte with ij and it fucking hurts

[spare talon]

I'd assume still slaughterer skullcrusher, but in havoc more value may come out of hammerblow for consistency in its value, allowing for longer windows against more things for skullcrusher and also just general CC

For crusher

[fiery ingot]

i wonder if the impact node has any value here?

[spare talon]

The talent?

[fiery ingot]

yeah

[spare talon]

Not even worth it

[placid fiber]

So, Cole... for the mk2 taxe... how exactly are you supposed to use it? Cause half the time I find myself light spamming carpal tunneling tf out of enemies(usually for elites/single target)? Mostly I've heard light spam single target, push attack instead of heavy for the hit after using chastise... and beyond that I can't remember anymore rn

I remember seeing you say something about push attack + heavy, but, I can't remember what for

[fiery ingot]

i did some tests in solo run with it and i thought light spam with pa more consistent than heavies

mk4 is also awesome because of the first 2 special attacks

[placid fiber]

idk for sure, which is why I'm asking Cole. I know he used tf out of the mk2 taxe

[fiery ingot]

i didnt like mk7 that much but i didnt test it much either

[placid fiber]

mk7 is basically an inbetween version of the mk2 and mk4

mk2 has cleaving heavies, mk4 has single target heavies. mk2 has single target lights, mk4 has cleaving lights(with almost no cleave)... mk7 has both for heavies and lights

[fiery ingot]

my only issue with mk7 is that it felt very slow for a taxe, but then again, didnt test much

[placid fiber]

heavy 1 is cleave, heavy 2 is single target... light 1 is single target, the light after the heavy 1 I think is a cleaving one x.x

[fiery ingot]

mk2 light spamming cleaves faster than heavy spamming imo

[placid fiber]

I mean... the mk4 is even slower than the mk7, from what I remember, when it comes to heavy spamming (from the testing I did yesterday)

[fiery ingot]

wait what

[placid fiber]

I'll test that again when I get on in a bit

[spare talon]

The most efficient group clear combo is pa>heavy loop
But that chews through stamina, so you can recover it while doing heavies with mk2, or lights mixed with the diagonal heavy on the mk7

[placid fiber]

the mk4's heavy 2 is pretty slow, extremely slow compared to the mk2's light spam <.<

[spare talon]

For single target, lightspam on both is identical damage

[fiery ingot]

oh the heavies

[spare talon]

Every heavy and push attack on all taxes share the exact same attack profile
Literally identical

[placid fiber]

I mean... <.<'

[fiery ingot]

man i think im dislexic lmao i didnt see there was more to the sentence

[placid fiber]

From when I tried to use the push attack often... I had trouble getting the push attack out fast enough to deplete my stamina when using heavies after it... but I also didn't push attack spam. Also I noticed whenever I try to heavy spam on the mk2 1/4 to 1/2 of the time one of the heavies ends up being a light... probably due to inexperience(and the speed of the weapon)

Granted I was probably doing the push attack into heavy wrong

Now... I'm gonna dabble a little more into rogue legacy 2 while I wake up more :/

[warm rapids]

my dog was excited to see me at work. He ran at me when i first got off the plane

[placid fiber]

... I forgot I had the thor hammer weapon currently on this character :/

[warm rapids]

auric has been weird this week

[misty nova]

Zealots will look at this and be like
"You shouldn't fight on fire "

[hearty nebula]

you shouldn't fight on fire

[full nebula]

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

[sterile stone]

I know for a fact your gpu was having a heart attack during this whole ordeal

[warm rapids]

i aint mean to cause no problems

ill leave you alone

[obsidian prairie]

This set off every single alarm in my head without pressing play

Playing this game for 500 hrs has done things to me

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitty-cat-scratch-chin-gif-27000688

wise decision, i'm insane

[warm rapids]

Is it possible for the chainaxe to be useful or should i use the chainsword or heavy chainsword

[obsidian prairie]

I think you have other things to worry over, but yes

[stable cypress]

chaxe is fine outside of havoc once you get used to it

[hearty nebula]

it's just new player gameplay

[warm rapids]

i havent played this game in 2 months

[obsidian prairie]

4 wounds with no martyrdom is a strange decision, as is running flamer with no tknives

[warm rapids]

i cant really aim that good with knives

[obsidian prairie]

It still hurts me

[hearty nebula]

step 1. start using them

[obsidian prairie]

I’d recommend taking them regardless, they have the best pathing for zealot’s tree and handily replace a revolver or bolt pistol so you can take bolter or flamer and not lack for range

[hearty nebula]

you will learn to aim (not that it's hard considering most enemies just mosey up to you in a straight line)

[stable cypress]

I got dogshit aim and still use tknives, accept you'll miss or get bodyshots sometimes and you'll get used to them with exp

[warm rapids]

im jsut used to support zealot builds

[placid fiber]

Step 2: Use them poorly
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit

[stable cypress]

unless you're on pad then idk gl lmao

[obsidian prairie]

For instance, it would be a one button press to erase that dog from existence

[warm rapids]

aint ever used the stealth or the charge before

[hearty nebula]

sorry to hear that (not stealth, it's stinky doodoo)

[stable cypress]

god I hate this slow mode, whose fault is it lmao

[obsidian prairie]

I would recommend FotF (charge)

[warm rapids]

tried it when i first got thegame didnt like it so i stuck with the light

[hearty nebula]

ah

xbox player i'm presuming then

[obsidian prairie]

23 meter lunge that forces a crit with full armor pen and gives 25% attack speed for 10 seconds

[warm rapids]

its kinda second nature rn with the aoe shield and runnin support somewhat.

[obsidian prairie]

And you just so happen to be able to reduce the cooldown to 10 seconds with a minimum of effort

[hearty nebula]

head crab

[warm rapids]

did they nerf the crit cooldown passive thing

[obsidian prairie]

They made it more consistent

[hearty nebula]

not really, just more consistent now

[obsidian prairie]

Instead of being 4 seconds off per crit swing it’s 4 seconds of 200% cdr

[hearty nebula]

since it's % over time on activation now

[obsidian prairie]

Which with 100% uptime (which is really easy) is 10 seconds for a 30 second cooldown

[hearty nebula]

and it's easy to get a rolling ball on crits especially if you're running BP

[warm rapids]

i noticed that its more of you gotta work for it. ive sween the cooldown on the ability go down but then tick back up

[spare talon]

Darktide

[obsidian prairie]

Not really work for it so much as like
Swing your weapon at enemies
(And have a non shit crit chance)

[warm rapids]

yes

[spare talon]

Me when I have an entire mod that makes the daemonhost hp bar purple instead of red (that's all it does)

[obsidian prairie]

I’m not entirely there yet, still no special counters spidey sense or auto highlight bullshit

[warm rapids]

that spidey sense is training wheels.

i used it ebfore and ngl its freaking op of how it is

[obsidian prairie]

It’s an aid for those hard of hearing

I could not imagine playing this game deaf

[warm rapids]

i got bored og how the game felt and decided to gettting used to the audio qs

[obsidian prairie]

I would just kneel over and die

[sterile stone]

Turn your volume off if you want a challenge

[warm rapids]

so full deaf iron warrior mode

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[warm rapids]

i turned off my monitor and focused on the sounds

https://tenor.com/view/may-the-force-be-with-you-young-rumbra-gif-25875595

[sterile stone]

That's a level of unemployed I wish to never reach

[warm rapids]

i fell off the cliff

[obsidian prairie]

I currently enjoy a 12-8/9-3 that keeps me from becoming totally unhinged

[sterile stone]

What?

[obsidian prairie]

I have a job and it keeps me from becoming an incel

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/h4vyk-havyk-dark-souls-2-happy-souls-bros-gif-9348759899027558779

Not the right term but your heart is in the right place

[obsidian prairie]

It’s 2 am and I have felt like shit since Friday

[fiery ingot]

go kill some incels in darktide

[obsidian prairie]

Excuse improper grammar

[sterile stone]

What no I was saying it's not incels it's neets

But your head was in the right court so I'll give you points for that

[lean lark]

terminally online terminology

[obsidian prairie]

I knew what you were saying

[sterile stone]

Speak of the devil and he shal appear

[lean lark]

lets see those digits in the bank first

[sterile stone]

One day

I won't lie, I'm financially irresponsible, but I make sure bills are paid

[full nebula]

Whats good for the Mk 3 evis? Same stuff as 15?

[obsidian prairie]

Ask Meow when they are around, I have no idea

[cinder roost]

i think their* suggestions are in the pins

[obsidian prairie]

Their

[cinder roost]

cant brain

[obsidian prairie]

And no, nothing for evisc

[cinder roost]

4am

[full nebula]

No its 5am

[cinder roost]

ahh there is an evisc build in the pins then from someone else

[obsidian prairie]

It’s old as hell though

[cinder roost]

tru

[full nebula]

Yeah been too many blessing changes and whatnot

[cinder roost]

I just used rampage and savage sweeps + flak/maniac

but i dont play evis much at all

[full nebula]

Sheesh, the 15 definitely does significantly more with a reved heavy than the 3

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[full nebula]

On crushers anyway

[cinder roost]

its an overhead strikedown and its the only heavy it has

[obsidian prairie]

Mk15 is better in every way

[full nebula]

Reved heavy will still take a crushers head off but you have to use FF with the 3

Yeah 3 def needs some buffs

[obsidian prairie]

We looooove power creep

[cinder roost]

they should give it the treatment they did with the mk4 caxe.

heavys are sweeping, lights are fast strikedowns

[full nebula]

Takes 3 reved heavies with the 3 for a crusher, thats oof

[misty nova]

Xiiig can two shot
One with +cara iirc
Or was it two with+cara

[full nebula]

Even on the second heavy strike down it still takes the same amount, does a wee bit more damage

Idk i might just stick to the 15, this feels like the 15 with its kneecaps removed lol

[misty nova]

Once again
The Xiiig does Evis3 better than the Evis3, except stagger wise but

[burnt nova]

Real?

[heady rapids]

anyone knows a good very gpu intensive game

[copper hawk]

Gnorp

[placid fiber]

Doom (1993)

Your pc won't know what to do with all the ram and operating power it still has, while the game is open

[full nebula]

Either one of the Ark games. Survival Ascended if you want to light your PC on fire

[placid fiber]

Just run doom eternal, darktide, and helldivers 2 all at the same time at the max settings. If your pc doesn't come to life to strangle you, you aren't doing it right

[full nebula]

Doom eternal is surprisingly well optimized from what I understand

[heady rapids]

helldivers is cpu bound

[heady rapids]

yeah they have an in house engine

[full nebula]

Darktide with max raytracing

[heady rapids]

oh yeah i forget that rtx exists

[placid fiber]

That's why I said all 3, just in case 1 or more of them were stable/optimized <.<'

[crimson python]

Im making a combat knife zealot. Just got him to 30. Does anyone have a good build for melee knife?

[hidden grove]

a book bot, the best build

[crimson python]

Do you have a build link or screenshot? Don’t know what a book bot is

[hidden grove]

top of my head

[crimson python]

Thanks! I appreciate it!

[hidden grove]

make sure to stack crit on the knife

[heady rapids]

recommending a book build to a fresh 30 is crazy work

[frosty herald]

cyberpunk

[stone fern]

anno

[hidden grove]

he asked for a knife, it's the strongest even in H40 😂

[stone fern]

oh wait gpu yeah what yam said

[frosty herald]

raytracing overdrive pushes your gpu to the limit

[stone fern]

the 5090 cant even do it at high enough resolutions 🚬

[frosty herald]

also a good reason why cyberpunk is used for nvidia tech advances

[crimson python]

Fresh 30 Zealot. Also a 52 psyker and 23 vet. Not hugely high, but I’m getting the hang of things

[heady rapids]

just saying that book is not a very good choice on non havoc difficulties
esp if your randos are brain damaged

[crimson python]

Do you have a better pre-havoc knife build?

[signal spoke]

My psyker being the least played class and is only at 38

Meanwhile my Ogryn and veteran are all 150+ as for zealot around 60

[crimson python]

I’ve only been playing about 2 weeks i think.

[heady rapids]

like this is the most common fotf build you can find but i cant fathom where to put 1 point lmao

[crimson python]

Thanks! I’ll try it out!

[heady rapids]

cause usually you'd probably go ij and not piety... but iod is way too strong and consistent, esp on knife

[stone fern]

dance of death unironically

[heady rapids]

yeah probably

[stone fern]

i swear it bugs out the boltpistol recoil animation giving you rapid fire mode

[modern lintel]

so used to havok 40s its absurd how much relic mulches in aurics

[hidden grove]

this is the most fun and meme knife build

but your team will yap

[crimson python]

lol

[obsidian quail]

isnt this like, the most basic shroudfield build

[hidden grove]

that's exactly what it is, and OP af pre-havoc

[crimson python]

Shroud seems almost useless since it breaks after you attack one

[hidden grove]

yeah but your shround will be up so fast with that build

[crimson python]

Ok. I’ll try it out

[frosty herald]

i notice that duelist is missing

[hidden grove]

shush you

[crimson python]

Is there some sort of obvious sound that goes off when you proc a “successful dodge”? If not, is there a mod to do so?

[heady rapids]

there is

[hidden grove]

mod that is

[crimson python]

What’s the mods name, if you don’t mind?

[hidden grove]

no clue, but I've heard of it

[heady rapids]

no i mean there is one in vanilla, like a whoosh sound

[hidden grove]

that's for enemy atk..

[signal spoke]

If you dodge an enemy attack, you dodged it

[crimson python]

It moves so fast, I’m not sure it procs it though

So many enemies, I’m not sure which ones I dodge and which ones don’t proc

[heady rapids]

to be honest you only ever care if duellist is actually active when you're fighting monstrosities

and those you can easily read and proc off their attacks

[heady rapids]

you only dont proc it off ranged shots

[crimson python]

I don’t think you’re understanding what Im saying. I want an easy way to KNOW when it procs, NOT assume

[signal spoke]

You can try to constantly slide to "dodge" enemy ranged shots when you see the flashes before firing

[hidden grove]

there is sound indication for everything that is not a successful dodge

include enemy atk that will hit you, aka the whoosh sound, and you getting hit aka the crack sound of toughness going down

[crimson python]

You said there’s a mod to trigger a sound on successful proc, right?

[hidden grove]

yes, somebody had one that played dragon ballz sfx

[crimson python]

Can I know the name or what to search for on nexus?

[hidden grove]

no idea, like I said, I saw a video clip said person posted here

[crimson python]

Oh. Okay. Thanks for the info though

[hidden grove]

stop dodging and it will also play the sound

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[hidden grove]

wait what, alright imma opening my game

[vocal pulsar]

@zinc elbow power cell

[formal umbra]

cryonic rod

[zinc elbow]

NO 😭

[hidden grove]

okay nevermind, there's two whoosh sound apparently, one where it makes when you dodge and another that warns you of backstab

[signal spoke]

crunchy

[polar nexus]

not taking duellist especially with a knife is like oO

and no second wind oO\

[hidden grove]

duelist is when you are actually trying to clear the horde with your melee, which you don't do with knife, you go stealth and pull out the flammer