zealot-class

[spare talon]

headtaker/slaughterer and thrust
bolter with puncture/shattering

[obsidian prairie]

This is the worst thing I have seen today

[hexed igloo]

The worst thing you've seen today so far

[fleet zealot]

No duelist, no throwing knives, no ability that buffs your hammer

[hallow spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-throw-explosion-gif-12081125062559658884

[spare talon]

us to you rn

[obsidian prairie]

I fucking hope not

[fleet zealot]

If you are building hammer like that you should just make a crusher, thammer revolves around thrust and big hits, not combo

[hallow spindle]

real

[misty ravine]

surely he's a secret gigachad who let the random build generator pick his build and then rebuilt his weapons to match... right?

[fleet zealot]

Worst thing ive seen all month it’s like the most perfectly crafted bait just enough things correct to annoy me

[obsidian prairie]

Alright

[obsidian prairie]

Lets take a step back and acknowledge the little things

[hallow spindle]

Hang on let me top it off

[obsidian prairie]

They picked TWBS and the correct side of BoP pathing

[fleet zealot]

I won’t speak on IJ vs martyr even tho IJ cdr and dodge is more valuable for thammer cause martyrdom is chad

[hybrid jewel]

Is he doing what Beans is doing? RNG wheel spin builds and weapons?

[fleet zealot]

Why are you going lethal proximity and not dumping collat or even mobility

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288198375765835799/1323754208666587146/darktideFreaks.gif

[fleet zealot]

Lethal proximity blessing does nothing on zealot anymore

[obsidian prairie]

We should just kill this guy

[fleet zealot]

Just slap on puncture or surgical

[sterile basalt]

What is lethal prox even here for

It doesn’t make fire nades’ coverage bigger

[fleet zealot]

Stun nades i guess ?? A nade that already covers an area code

[spare talon]

see the full build #zealot-class message

[hallow spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1152255403174928414/1139651508892352533.gif

[hybrid jewel]

Think he thinks he's playing melee Vet.

[sterile basalt]

Yes it doesn’t make fire nade’s radius bigger because it’s not explosion

[spare talon]

im aware

[fleet zealot]

Like from your thammer blessings alone you should be running crusher with slaught and skullcrusher

[copper hawk]

Meeeee

[spare talon]

im pointing out the build in its entirety doesnt make sense
which fits the theme of the blessing being there

[hallow spindle]

Actively watching zealot chat rip into my build so I know how to make an even more disgusting build next time

[fleet zealot]

Thammer without thrust is like an angel without wings

[sullen forge]

Only if it did 😔

[spare talon]

ive already made the worst build ever already
you cant top it

[obsidian prairie]

We've already achieved peak bad other times, move on

[hybrid jewel]

That doesn't work as well from memory.

[fleet zealot]

Wait you arenmt even taking stuns

[hallow spindle]

Okay but does it work?

[bitter anvil]

@stone fern did you join the tanner lindberg discord server?

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aafd02e-2d1f-444f-8d9e-e12295da65c1/the-bestest-most-powerfulest-build-ever

[obsidian prairie]

Its cole, it works

[fleet zealot]

Why are tou pathing to stuns and not taking them

[misty ravine]

Bleed For The Emperor is just that good :^)

[sterile basalt]

I don’t think it boosts stun nades’ radius either

[fleet zealot]

Disgusting place that has had users banned from here because their tanner discord chat history was leaked

[jagged cradle]

Cole wtf is this

[hallow spindle]

I should play this and record the mission

[fleet zealot]

No thanks

[vast basin]

Bait, and clearly it works

[hidden grove]

what is this

[obsidian prairie]

the bestest most powerfulest build ever

[bitter anvil]

shit like "telegram group chat leaked"

[hybrid jewel]

It didn't the last time I tested it out of boredom and someone asked.

[jagged cradle]

Cole would never

Thats just an untapped meta

[fleet zealot]

Like unironically you should iust be playinf crusher

[open bramble]

is this tanner guy a lolcow?

[fleet zealot]

Playing thammer with that blessing and talents is just self harm

[spare talon]

someone has actually come to me saying they made this taxe before cuz they saw this build on GL

[hallow spindle]

Cole just saving me from my terrible build

[sullen forge]

I'll admit he has lolcow traits

[fleet zealot]

A fucking hate that term i hate lolcow culture and it’s orbiters i hope everyone involved in it dies

[open bramble]

lol

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/norm-norm-macdonald-should-die-everyone-involved-should-die-you-should-die-gif-11310774927353584180

[spare talon]

tbf
he is
and no one instigates it
he just does it himself

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-hes-right-you-know-correct-true-right-gif-27174315

[vague depot]

I never really paid attention or got involved in the drama but I left the server because there was a nsfw channel and from my experience in the ltg server that never goes well

[fleet zealot]

That’s not as bad at least

[hybrid jewel]

I mean, this is why ppl drop builds after I post my eepy psyker stuff. Nothing can be worse than eepy builds.

[hallow spindle]

Nothing worse than pyskers who don't know how not to use smite for an entire mission

[misty ravine]

Is it less bad to be in a game with a bad EP build than a "good" one

[fleet zealot]

Must hold back all mutants and horde from my team’s melee

[hybrid jewel]

Assail EPpy build is fun.

[spare talon]

people have tried to tell him "hey take a step back for a sec and look at the whole picture", even earlier today
and it was futile

[sterile stone]

You musta not seen the unhinged shit he posts and says

[fleet zealot]

Must shock monster, must die yo 3 bruisers

[misty ravine]

They just don't understand the importance of CC and think it's all about damage :^)

[fleet zealot]

I dont want to care i dont want to know

[hallow spindle]

must hold back this wave of 1 rager and 4 poxwalkers

[sterile basalt]

He’s a bipolar, racist and fascist femboy with no grounded understanding of reality and has a stubborn tendency to be as informationally wrong as one can be

[fleet zealot]

Broken clock

[misty ravine]

fascist femboy
Why the fuck is this so common

[fleet zealot]

Why tf do people on the internet assume i want to know more about terrible internet micro celebrities

[sterile stone]

SEE SOMEONE ELSE NOTICES THIS

[obsidian prairie]

I've no idea, they should be ideological opposites

[fleet zealot]

Cause the non fascist ones end up taking the pill and going by she/her /hj

[frozen kernel]

When you’re a miserable white twink on the internet, many doors open themselves to you

[vast basin]

We need more commie femboys to balance it out

[spare talon]

context was he was telling someone that they were terrible, gross, and a pussy because they had experienced trauma as a child

[sterile stone]

I've said this about the war hammer community cause it applies here aswell.

[fleet zealot]

Obv joke you can be a femboy without transition in the future

[frozen kernel]

I’ve just chosen to close these doors

[hallow spindle]

Has anyone got that image of like 50,000 pepos yappin?

[hybrid jewel]

That's just an arsehole move.

[fleet zealot]

I got images of ferrets

[hallow spindle]

Nvm found it

[hybrid jewel]

That duck plushie heh.

[spare talon]

he'd say thats an incorrect opinion and that its the correct move

after all, opinions are only for people who refuse to face the truth

[sterile stone]

This is what I imagine you see during a heat stroke

[hallow spindle]

"The wall of yap"

[hybrid jewel]

The truth that he an ass?

[spare talon]

also an incorrect opinion

[sterile stone]

The commisariate will monitor these posts for any deviation in opinions.

[naive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-based-zased-so-fucking-based-gif-26983336

why are so many of the good zealot armors behind the commodore, and why is the commodore so shit

its awesome seeing other zealots in full, shiny ass carapace armor, only to look in the commissary, commodore, and penances, to see that im like, 6 months late to the armor being in the commodore

[misty ravine]

Fatshark and Fatshark

[sullen forge]

I've said this again and again Argus lmao

[naive wharf]

also, why are most of the ogryn armors just nip slips

or a tank top

[misty ravine]

Some upper-middle manager half-listened to a podcast about marketing psychology one time on the drive to work and instructed them to make items phase out of the shop and never come back because the FOMO would generate more sales than just letting people pick something and buy it

[hearty nebula]

Femboys 🤝 Homophobes

[obsidian prairie]

How does this shit happen

[sterile stone]

My fault chief I gotta give props

[sullen forge]

The internet is a strange place

[hearty nebula]

Because they're too busy being morons in the closet

[sullen forge]

Me who's multiple times stated from experience I've seen it multiple times LMAO

[median steeple]

I love internalized homophobia ! ! ! ! !

[copper hawk]

We dont claim him

[sullen forge]

Still sad I missed the Tanner crashout apparently

[naive wharf]

should be common sense that more variability in stock=more options=people are able to buy what they want instead of waiting for something similar, or not getting anything at all
im probably never going to get anything from the commodore because the older options aren't there

[spare dome]

the fuck is a crashout

[copper hawk]

Yes, 100% he has all the traits

If you know who Wes Watson is in terms of cows he's like that but terminally online

[hearty nebula]

im not gonna even pretend to know what a lolcow is

[obsidian prairie]

The eternal sin wave of the
The internet is amazing!!!! Vs The internet should be destroyed!!!!!

[sterile basalt]

He cooked himself

[obsidian prairie]

90 gorillion year message send times

Joy to the world

[sterile stone]

Imagine someone making an ass of themselves publicly

[hearty nebula]

so @mighty root?

[sterile stone]

And then having no social awareness to understand they're making an ass of themselves, now imagine that but amped to 150%

[spare dome]

it's actually too many options = analysis paralysis = people dont buy anything or only buy one thing and leave (in a physical storefront). it's why the menu boards at fast food are like, one single board dedicated to showing only 5% of the menu items and then four TV screens dedicated to flashing ads for their newest items only

[tawdry leaf]

huh?

[copper hawk]

Lolcow is someone who can be teased for a constant and consistent reaction

[sterile stone]

It doesn't help he's done this and is known for this behavior in multiple game communities

[naive wharf]

the too many options thing can be avoided by just...not making too many options
like reskins

[sterile basalt]

New zealot armor is kinda nice tbh
If u dig a practical military armor vibe

[copper hawk]

"Milking" them for "lols", a lolcow; there's different varities, like a horrorcow, but lolcows typically are unable to be criticized, like have a very big and sensitive ego, and also can't resist responding to criticism

And usually have a bunch of other mental issues which make them easier to be teased

[sterile basalt]

I got new veteran full set and new psyker helmet plus some weapon skins

[copper hawk]

Chris-chan, Novaonline, Daniel Larson, Joshua Block etc

[spare dome]

so a limited storefront with variable stock?

[copper hawk]

Cyraxx

[grizzled aspen]

Every one of those descriptions hit like a vine boom sfx.

[tidal berry]

its always funny

[spare talon]

SKULLCRUSHERRRR VALLLLUUUEEEEEEE

[misty ravine]

cow implies they can be regularly milked for lols

[fleet zealot]

You mean lolcow cultures that does this weird gangstalking/estalking shit and then do multihour long documentaries about the person

[frozen kernel]

That overhead was shenanigans wtf

[spare talon]

other person dragged it into me

[fleet zealot]

I hate everyone involved i think people who encourage the behavior to get more “lols” should be put in jail too

[naive wharf]

it shows you the new stuff, but you can still look through the older stuff in a catalog sort of deal, so if you dont like the new stuff, but want something from the older catalog, you can still get it
and there are a lot of people who will straight up refuse to buy anything simply on the principle of hating fomo (me)

[copper hawk]

All of it is some degree of cruel, but a lot of the cows I listed are all bad people

[frozen kernel]

This feature needs to go and stay go

[fleet zealot]

Bad or not, no one needs to be stalked, give it to the proper authorities and move on

[copper hawk]

That's usually part of the trolling

[tidal berry]

Why should I care about cruelty aspect when the other side doesn't

[copper hawk]

Like in all of those I listed was the case, except the police don't do anything

I wont say it's done out of virtue, but not all trolls are created equal

[fleet zealot]

Because being trans when ch*n was popular in the internet was an actual fucking nightmare

[naive wharf]

so old players can get the new stuff up front, or go back and get older stuff that they want, for whatever reason
and new players will be enticed by the new stuff, see older plays with older stuff, then go check out the older catalouge

[copper hawk]

Eg cyraxx, Josh Block, Nova

[fleet zealot]

Every reddit and twitter feed was just full of garbage until i had to block keywords specifically

[tidal berry]

as if it still isn't, I just dgaf thats the only thing changed

[copper hawk]

Cyraxx is a wicked person through and through, and was a monster before he was even discovered

[spare dome]

but way more people are taken in by the limited time nature of the shop, or just don't care and buy what they like, and way more are just overwhelemed by eighty pages of options so dont bother because they cant determine how to 'maximize their purchase' as it were. there's a reason almost every shitty fast food place runs a McLobster or Pumpkin Spice or whatever similar limited time promotional every fucken day of the year on rotation. it works.

[sterile basalt]

Too bad the FOMO shop works and funds like every single update this game gets lol

[copper hawk]

Pdf file, beat and strangled his gma, beat people irl, SA'd one of his friends in hs, beat numerous gfs..

[fleet zealot]

Like misgendering and ohh if you don’t support misgendering bad people then you agree with them

Oh watch this multi hour multi episode documentary we made for content farming

[spare dome]

and yeah the benefit is you dont have to pay in a dime while everyone else buys cosmetics and you get actual content to play

[fleet zealot]

Why do i need to know about it, why does it need to have a culture around it

[sterile basalt]

At this point I just wish the shop rotated more often, displayed more items available at a time, and had more good looking cosmetics because it’s 100% here to stay

[fleet zealot]

It doesn’t it’s weird asf and i hate it

[spare dome]

i wish it had more FOMO by rotating every 24hrs, no joke

[tidal berry]

I stopped caring abt the shop once I realized I'm just trying to extract dopamine out of a game thats managed by a skeleton crew

[gray compass]

honestly would't mind a daily rotation

[tidal berry]

If I'm staring at the shop its time to log off DT and that has worked well

[spare dome]

Correct.

Personally I have no issue buying the occasional skin I really like after 4K fucken hours

but i do not push myself on and and usually wait until its on the way out

[naive wharf]

i just had a fucking EURETHRA ‼️ 💡 moment, hold on

get this
what if, about once every few months, the entire catalogue is available, so it cancels out?
like, there is an event once every 4-6 months, where for a few days, weeks, or even a month, where all of the rotational options are available, but then it goes back to the normal rotation schedule
and they introduce new stuff, into the rotation, and some of the older rotational stuff gets put into the catalogue for the new rotation, so they can still be gotten, but during a limited time event

[gray compass]

a guy i know would literally log into valorant, look at the daily slopshop, and quit
idk what he wants to do with it

[spare dome]

if i miss it, oh well, back to the actual gameplay

[spare dome]

im sorry a what moment lmao

[naive wharf]

inside joke, dont worry about it

[tidal berry]

I think its kind of an addiction for some ppl

[obsidian prairie]

Have you not seen that image?

[sterile basalt]

Tell him to quit riot’s slop games forever

[spare dome]

im all for them opening up the catalogue for a limited time but it'll never be forever

[naive wharf]

could be few weeks out of the year

[frozen kernel]

I have a friend like this

[spare dome]

Oh yea i keep addons disabled so

[frozen kernel]

Recently he sold a bunch of CS2 skins to get enough Steam wallet cash to buy the Invisible Woman malice skin, then exclusively plays Scarlet Witch and refuses to equip the skin because everyone calls him a gooner

[tidal berry]

lmao

[frozen kernel]

He is the player who will buy some gaudy ass $20-$30 skin in a game

[hybrid jewel]

Ever seen why the avg women like buying clothes?

[frozen kernel]

If it has a skull and some type of aura he’s fucking cooked

Self admitted edgelord

[gray compass]

hey retail therapy isn't inherently a bad thing

[spare dome]

me on the way to buy my fifth gram of china white

[hybrid jewel]

Buy orders on market best. Buying a $26 item for $2.60...

[median steeple]

It's funny because the ingame version of malice is less goonierish than the comic version

[tidal berry]

I know, my mom runs a shop that sells clothing, sometimes I work there. Grew sick and tired of women who just show up to yap with me or try morbillion different clothes and then leave without buying anything, leaving a huge mess behind

[hybrid jewel]

You don't like in the end? Still a $19 profit.

[gray compass]

steam sales are my retail therapy 😔

[tidal berry]

I'll only say that service workers deserve to be legally allowed to just beat the shit out of a customer at least once a year

[naive wharf]

not forever
just a week or two out of every year
once every year
big burst of income from people waiting for the event to get older stuff
new stuff comes in and replaces older rotation, so the older something is on the rotation, the sooner it will be replaced by a new item on the rotation, still FOMO, still limited time new stuff AND old stuff, stilll draws people to buy it
but what if they miss it? well, catalouge event comes around, they can go back and look through the catalogue, get the old or even new thing they missed

[hybrid jewel]

I know. I'm the opposite. I ask only if I really want something and it's usually the lack of my size than anything.

[spare dome]

you're not wrong though that there are real human beings out there who are not playing DarkTide because they weren't able to buy that one skin they wanted and play in

i dont ... understand it but it's real.

[frozen kernel]

My other buddy not having the Cadia chest

[gray compass]

hUH

[frozen kernel]

It’s not the sole reason he doesn’t play but the fact that he comments every single time he sees it tells me he really wants it

I don’t blame him, it’s prolly like the OG Krieg coat. Never coming back

[hybrid jewel]

Ppl just wanna look how the wanna look.

Is why I keep telling ppl, Don't invite me to f2p games unless you wanna buy me all chars and some cosmetics.

[naive wharf]

and this makes more funding
which funds more larger updates with more content
which brings in newer players
which go "aww man, i sorta want that skin, but its old af and out of rotation"
"well you can still get it, just gotta wait for the right time of the year, in the meantime check out the newer stuff on the rotation, and there is some older stuff there that might get replaced soon, so check that out as well"
he might get a newer thing he likes, or see an older item, wait for it to come back in rotation for one of the last times, grab it, then wait for the catalouge time to come up, and gets the thing he wanted in the first place, just a matter of time
and this makes more funding

[frozen kernel]

It’s also just…the simplest thing of distinguishing yourself from the rest of the rejects. People like to look different, and seeing a gorillion noobs with penance cosmetics they’ve been wearing doesn’t make them feel unique

Even if it’s just a single chest piece folks want something that says “This is my Barbie”

Some poor bastards are just never satisfied with said Barbie

[hybrid jewel]

The commissar set. Sighs.

[frozen kernel]

In games like MonHun I won’t act like I don’t keep 3 pages of layered outfits

[tidal berry]

I miss fitting easily into S, which is why I'm dieting again.

I mean I could always cheat and buy US ''S'' which is more like, XL or something, lmao

[frozen kernel]

They’ve gotten me for a couple DLC’s because I’m like “I will gladly pay $2 for a hat that people won’t even see as I zip through the air”

[hybrid jewel]

I have shoulders that force male large as a woman.

[sterile basalt]

Their current model works and funds them for new content

I do wish they had more items in display between rotations, made rotations faster, and generally produced better looking cosmetics

I’m super tired of veteran’s infinite coat-jacket loop so finally getting some legit armor that also looks good (the new Snowhound skins) is like Christmas for me lol

[frozen kernel]

Male shoulders are why I hate unisex shirts

The armpits ride up because the shoulders are made for either somehow daintier men than I, or straight up women

[fleet zealot]

Not necessarily

[naive wharf]

but a newer model that fulfils more peoples needs and wants would work better

[hybrid jewel]

I rip many Asian XL woman shirts by just stretching.

[fleet zealot]

You see that would take time and money, and time is more money as well. Why risk it for the biscuit when you can sit as is

[obsidian prairie]

"That bot clutch was a terrible mistake on our part, let us just fix that for you"

[hybrid jewel]

Or they make sus sounds like ripping.

[sterile basalt]

Yea, I listed what I hope they do with their current model in the same message u replied to

[neat drum]

Does he even play the gameM

[fleet zealot]

Cause it’s not a guarantee and it would force a massive conversation between fatshark, level infinite, tencent and GW

[gray compass]

not anymore

[tidal berry]

I have rather large shoulders aswell, o well. There are ways around it.

[gray compass]

just go sleeveless

[naive wharf]

"tencent"

[spare talon]

i was only dead there because a trapper was silently hiding into the horde i FOTFed from a distance away and netted me before i even reached them, and the team didnt get me out of the net despite throwing a stun nade and getting right next to me, then the horde just filled my hp with corruption for instant death

[hybrid jewel]

I just wear mens' clothes. Tomboy look is fine.

[fleet zealot]

The only fucking change this community could make on the cash shop was changing it from 1 page per class to 3 pages per class on a biweekly rotation

Level infinite made the cash shop and it is most definitely protected via contract that fatshark can’t just make changes to it

Cause this is a hot take coming, but im fairly confident fatshark would want something akin to vt2 catalogue as well

[tidal berry]

I'm just going through my second goth phase

[fleet zealot]

But it’s a 40k game and those always have players ready to dump out their wallets

[neat drum]

Can I join the third

[frozen kernel]

“Holy fucking shit” as you took flight

[hybrid jewel]

Ah, GF doesn't mind being the girly girl so... it works out.

[obsidian prairie]

That isn't him

[spare talon]

thats not me
im not that terrible during clutches

[fleet zealot]

So yea, the fucking 4 way of teams isn’t going to look for potential funding, they are going to look at the cost investment and say no before the meeting even starts to save money

[spare talon]

[tidal berry]

mine likes it too so I'm lucky ig

[hybrid jewel]

Unless the China player base riots super hard.

[fleet zealot]

DT has a china playerbase?

[hybrid jewel]

Yep.

[hybrid jewel]

No clue. Just saying that's the only way to get changes.

[sterile basalt]

Yes

[naive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

iv heard some not so savory things about delta force and maybe arena breakout

[fleet zealot]

Level infinite is a google tencent i dont fucking know but they are a monetization team

[hybrid jewel]

Tencent will try to soothe China player base more, and chances are, it gets passed down to us unless it's gay or so.

[tidal berry]

I hated DF

[sterile stone]

Gameplay itself is fine, it's just a better 2042. It's other shit like the internals that got fucked.

[frozen kernel]

Surprised China has any involvement in DT given the amount of skulls

[fleet zealot]

They specialize in cash shops and monetization

[tidal berry]

can't have a third phase if I never leave the second

[sterile stone]

Tencent has a hold in like 1/3rd the gaming industry my guy.

[fleet zealot]

Skulls are taboo and has younger generations become adults the taboos carry less weight

[neat drum]

Can I get invited to the second?

[frozen kernel]

And that’s a problem, as if it didn’t go without saying

[sterile stone]

They ain't caring as long as they can get money involved

[hybrid jewel]

They aren't stupid about profits. I'm surprised the game isn't censored for them or maybe it is? I didn't look it up.

[frozen kernel]

Blue heretic blood

[neat drum]

Inb4 excise vault got removed because of china

[sterile stone]

Besides what gets me is how overly sexualized some cosmetics in alot of Asian games can be but shit like blood and as said before bones are somehow a no no///

[fleet zealot]

Ehh they are mostly hands off in reality besides suggesting a monetization team for games with high value players (gacha/40k)

[hybrid jewel]

Cos sus picture of ehm.

[naive wharf]

weird seeing a bunch of mission penances for excise vault, and having never been able to play it in the first place

[tidal berry]

target audience is kids in net cafes soo .d

[sterile basalt]

Did u play BM Wukong

[frozen kernel]

Gotta set up a single veteran standing in front of a row of LR’s and post it on Rednote

[tidal berry]

I think China has some weird taboo about bones or whatever

[fleet zealot]

People on the steam forums would believe this rumor

You could farm a gazillion clown reacts

[tidal berry]

thats about the nicest way I can put it

[frozen kernel]

Bones, certain depictions of death and supernatural spirits, yeah

[neat drum]

I don't use steam forums, but good to know

[sterile stone]

Diiiid not

[fleet zealot]

Poor intern they have working on the excise vault bug

[sterile stone]

I'm not all too invested in many souls games.

[naive wharf]

why exactly did excise vault get removed?

[sterile basalt]

I do recommend u give it a try eventually, it’s pretty good

[fleet zealot]

They fixed it for the other disabled maps cause of the unable to end mission bug

[sterile stone]

At some point sure.

[neat drum]

https://tenor.com/view/wouldnt-you-like-to-know-weather-boy-gif-15559185

[fleet zealot]

Mission could never end, you’d just sit forever until you quit or died

[tidal berry]

last time we had a visitor who was big on the supernatural we just took him to the graveyard with alcohol, was a great time.

He left the next day though

[naive wharf]

when exactly did it get removed?

[fleet zealot]

Im more curious why it is taking longer to be fixed

[hybrid jewel]

Left?

[neat drum]

Feels like forever now

[gray compass]

disappeared never to be seen again

[fleet zealot]

It’s in the top of the patch notes a while back im not going to dig for the specific first one

3 months at least, maybe 4

[spare dome]

i assume it's because the issues it was having related more to the map's structure and it involves creating a bunch of new assets to remake a zone (instead of just putting up something super fucking lame like a chainlink fence to keep you out of a 'bad zone' or w/e)

[neat drum]

Strawhat just said yesterday they are trying a test to bring it back

[hybrid jewel]

Sounds spooky. Like how I saw a lady in red when younger at night.

[fleet zealot]

Def not a whole 6 months yet unless my internal clock is off

[fleet zealot]

Yea they’ve brought all the maps that were disabled at the same time as excise vault originally was

[spare dome]

i say this with no evidence but i suspect the end event is going to look very different

[tidal berry]

reduced to atoms? Idk disappeared .d

[neat drum]

All but one

[sterile stone]

Wolfer jumps out the middle containers and starts swinging stuffed animals at you while screaming incoherent gibberish.

[neat drum]

So is wolfer a furry? Why his name wolfer

[hybrid jewel]

Mind you, she was nice to us and actually helped in ways. Think she finally moved on when we grew up. I dunno if it's positive karma or just getting forgiven somehow by the gods.

But yes, tales of the supernatural? Eh, they are around us.

[tidal berry]

yea true I drop slurs at my sleep paralysis demon whenever it shows up

[naive wharf]

removed before grim protocols, but these were also removed, but re-added after being fixed
so about 3 months at least

[full nebula]

Bolter go brrr

[spare dome]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-lady-annoyed-mad-simpsons-gif-17545608

[frozen kernel]

I literally work in a 300 year old mill. I tell anyone if they don’t think either these boys or some others never made it home they’re delusional.

[heady rapids]

mind you there's a guy in fatshark that just goes through all the houses with pcs that have darktide installed w/ a flash drive and enables things manually before they can patch anything
you'll just have to wait for a bit

[hybrid jewel]

Still find it funny ppl broke it considering all my runs when I was new either completed or we wiped fine before it got removed.

[gray compass]

the best way to deal with a sleep paralysis demon is to jork it while making eye contact to assert dominance

[spare dome]

uh, well, paralysis

[hybrid jewel]

Hrm?

[tidal berry]

yeah the whole um.. paralysis part, doesn't help with that plan

[gray compass]

jork it with your mind

[fleet zealot]

Im
So fucked chat i had afternoon caffeine cause it was a ttrpg night except no one fucking showed up besides me and another player

[naive wharf]

considering that 2 missions were removed for the same bug, then then re-added almost immediately after being fixed with grim protocols
and that its been at least 3 months since it was removed, as well as having mutliple hotfixes and a full update since then
feels like it should have been fixed by now

[fleet zealot]

Im so mad i hate my thursdsy ttrpg group saturday group is so much better

[spare dome]

"I don't know what it is exactly but i dont like how this guy's lookin' at me."

[heady rapids]

yeah but you also have to factor in that they forgot to enable ogryn guns when patch dropped lul

[fleet zealot]

99 bugs in the code

Patch it around

127 bugs in the code

[hybrid jewel]

Call for emergency players?

[sterile stone]

Ayeee are these the chimney sweepers

[fleet zealot]

It’s literally the dm’s own system and he didn’t show up im trying to support him but im losing my mind

[hybrid jewel]

Wot. The DM is dook.

[gray compass]

what the fuck

[fleet zealot]

I feel im only really supporting him cause im dating his son but that’s just my imposter syndrome

[gray compass]

not even a heads up? just straight up bailed?

[tidal berry]

thats pretty funy, I'd just go home

[hybrid jewel]

Is it just the two of you there?

[spare dome]

poop in their toilet and dont flush

[fleet zealot]

He isn’t dook he’s just old school and technologically illiterate

It was online not irl, we are having a severe level winter storm so irl wouldn’t even be an option

[hybrid jewel]

Still an arsehole move to not message everyone that session is cancelled.

[fleet zealot]

My bf is not in this campaign

[spare talon]

auric mael on US west

[gray compass]

hell yeag

[twin wagon]

Don't worry cole, at this rate you'll see me joining u, matched with NA 3 times already

[hexed igloo]

Auric mael on us south

[obsidian prairie]

Tell me how fast you needed to carry

[craggy notch]

Seems like you won't have to work as hard.

[hybrid jewel]

Some people seriously just wait only to find out later that they just wasted their life waiting for nothing.

[fleet zealot]

The campaign has been a bit of a scuff fest since the start. He seen a lot of high production ttrpg streams and tries to mimic that without the proper skill and knowledge and doesn’t seem to get those had at least one person if not a team doing the technical stuff

[hybrid jewel]

Younger me did that... waited hours for nothing only to find out I was left out as usual.

[fleet zealot]

Half the players and dm are so old school and had to be taught how discord and twitch worked

[gray compass]

i wonder if my ping would be alright in usw

[fleet zealot]

One player is a 19 year old zoomer who gets stuck playing fortnite. One dude always joins session in his car driving home from his job

[sterile stone]

Glory to the people comrade

[tidal berry]

I just cba to play tide games above 100 ping and US is like 150 to 200

[fleet zealot]

He fucking did grocery shopping once while in call session

[spare talon]

very fast

[hybrid jewel]

I think he needed to plan at least half a year ahead for it if he wanted something of that scale.

[frozen kernel]

They sewed parachutes and webbing vests for soldiers in WWII lol

It was a textile mill so uniforms and stuff mostly, I’d assume

[fleet zealot]

Yea but it’s literally his indie system ive known about since elementary school cause my now bf always talked about it

[spare talon]

thankfully it didnt last long because the cspawn pushed me into a corner and 2 trappers dropped into my hitbox so i was just unable to dodge or kill them

[fleet zealot]

And it released last year. I feel like he rushed into the deep end too quick

[spare talon]

the game literally doesnt want me to fucking play today

[frosty herald]

Cole play the mhwilds beta instead

[hybrid jewel]

More or less. It sounds like a crash course thing. And then panic hide when dook goes down.

[hybrid jewel]

Error 4001 and enough rubberbanding. Also 14 ping in SEA??? Even DOTA2 is still 4 ping.

[frozen kernel]

I’m fucking vibrating waiting to go home and play wilds

[twin wagon]

When does it start for non console peasants

[hybrid jewel]

You can try to join the beta now on steam.

[gray compass]

i love origami monhun
everything looks fuckin derpy

[frozen kernel]

PC is live rn. Opened like 2.5 hours ago

[twin wagon]

Perfect

[fleet zealot]

Also just an issue with people who join the discord and are interested in playing just stop interacting, part of the issue is most of them just never used discord before this

[frozen kernel]

I loved Rise for having the papercraft swax skin. Rip the dude who crafted 500 and didn’t get the ducks

[hybrid jewel]

IDK if limited slots or anything.

[sullen forge]

@spare talon I see why you run that combo now

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jE3XxYRzD1S0HGJ_N?invite=cr-MSxPNU8sMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[fleet zealot]

Too many people who are only respinding to facebook and texts i guess

[gray compass]

i couldn't vibe with swax on rise ngl, switched to DB because haha funny drill memes
mhw swax was peak tho

[frozen kernel]

My entire party are tech literate, we communicate session dates/cancellations, but the problem is there are 9 of us and that comes with a lot of “quirks” 💀

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-monster-hunter-mh-wilds-arkveld-monsterhunter-gif-2854411039582214052

[frozen kernel]

Big one we found while trying to play Apocalypse World is that some people are there for a meme campaign, some people want to be a bit more grounded

[hybrid jewel]

Too old, I guess. Or my autism just leaves me weird stuck in a age younger than I actually am.

[naive wharf]

what mod do yall have that lets you see the radius on barrels and bursters?

[frozen kernel]

Having 9 people means if the loudest idiot says or does the wrong thing, everyone has to live with the consequences

[hybrid jewel]

8 ppl can tackle and gag the idiot though.

[nimble fiber]

when does it come out completely?

[sullen forge]

Danger Zone

[naive wharf]

thank you

[frozen kernel]

Try getting 8 Dnd characters to agree on something that doesn’t instantly reward them with magical items

To be fair nobody has opposed eldritch blasting an uncooperative party out of the tent where adults are talking

So we make do lol

[hybrid jewel]

Ans: If idiot does this, we lose our rewards.

[fleet zealot]

Oh 8 people dnd sounds like hell

[twin wagon]

Meanwhile my group is 3-4 folk depending on scheduling and we take turns to have 2 DMs, which is fun because we call it the rule of 2 and my friend does more puzzles while I focus on roleplay and overly exagerated Orog groans , prevents burnout

Can't imagine playing any tabletop with more than 5

[fleet zealot]

The only time to do large dnd is for like, events and shit with the campaign already set

[sullen forge]

Large groups in DND are massively hit or miss

[fleet zealot]

I was in a 12 person table for last years largest amount of simultaneous dnd games for a

[hybrid jewel]

I would just smack them with my sword hilt to knock them 15ft. Is basically Eldritch blast but not as we joke. Also, I can 1 turn kill anyone if they do something stupid. Someone found out the hard way.

[fleet zealot]

Fuck im blanking on the word, what’s a pre built session/story

[twin wagon]

A module

[fleet zealot]

Yes it was a module that the dms were given

[sterile stone]

Best to just stick to BG3 at that point

[fleet zealot]

It was very simple and while some players at the table didn’t really know what was going on it was still fun and didn’t hurt the pacing cause it was very casual

[sullen forge]

So fucking true, did they ever make the modding scene like easier to manage yet like they said they were trying or not yet

[frozen kernel]

Hypothetical.

Tense politik
King Dick reveals his grand evil
One idiot verbally reams him a new arsehole and begins the fight

We could’ve maybe recruited help, attacked at a better time, or done anything other than pick a fight in the lion’s den but so long as we survive…is anyone really gonna complain?

That’s the crux of a party larger than like 5-6 people

[sterile stone]

As far as I'm aware of yeah, they have modding support base game now.

[sullen forge]

I need to pick it up again then

I usually ran oathbreaker cause that shit is fucking fun

[hybrid jewel]

I partially unsheath my sword, hitting everything in view for 6d8+cha.

[frozen kernel]

If anyone genuinely tried to PK over an annoyance I think the entire table would be like, “You good, dawg?”

[fleet zealot]

Bricks and minifigs world record attempt

[sterile stone]

Saved my honor run with bard

[sullen forge]

"IM SPEAKING!"

[twin wagon]

Roach out guys! A great escape even

[fleet zealot]

Yea with that many people you need to have a pre determined goal

[sullen forge]

Shit would never not get old hearing that LMAO

[fleet zealot]

Or else players will just butt heads even more than usual

[sterile stone]

Everyone in the discord call constantly reminding me every long rest to cast long strider

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/drippy-drippy-crawfish-sheesh-car-ferarri-gif-22150982

[frozen kernel]

What in the edgelord homebrew nonesense?

[hybrid jewel]

I just casted after he threatened agressively. The only reason he isn't dead is because I agreed it wasn't lethal even if it made no sense. It was overkill.

[sterile stone]

Every run has a murder hobo

[fleet zealot]

Tehcnically not homebrew but UA,

[frozen kernel]

Yeah and that’s why that shit stays outside lol

[delicate shadow]

being the best is fun

[fleet zealot]

Me and my dm learned the hard way why curse bringer is banned at tables

[frozen kernel]

We had a Mystic once. Fuck that

[sullen forge]

Exactly why im Vengeance or Oathbreaker so I can cave their fucking skull in when they step out of line

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-shades-cool-smug-cool-shades-gif-18677159

[fleet zealot]

I only took it for the greatsword

[sullen forge]

I take my Paladin LARP very seriously

[sterile stone]

I'm still waiting for conquest paladin

[twin wagon]

Every murder hobo eventually runs into a unicorn

[hybrid jewel]

Homebrew. To heck. Actually. I do more to st, assuming all 'missed', I still do min 120 damage.

[fleet zealot]

Nah UA and homebrew is fine just discuss it with dm first. I’m a spell less paladin and it’s actually a tad weaker than normal paladin but we preemptively banned one of the auras

[sullen forge]

Dead serious I have no clue if thats an actual term or not if you're just fucking with me LMAO

[fleet zealot]

Like arcane gunslinger? Good UA. Ranger revised? Good UA

[fleet zealot]

Very real term

Spell-les paladin sorry auto correct fucking with me

[twin wagon]

I will steal this idea and never credit you

[sullen forge]

That sounds so- incredibly fucking funny running

[frozen kernel]

Only time I almost killed another party member on purpose was when the Monk cornered me after buying a fuck load of Fae Dust during peak addiction. He jumped me in the alley after I bought the dust and I death strike’d him

[fleet zealot]

It’s fine i got it off GM binder

[hybrid jewel]

Funny joke is, I'm not the murder hobo. I just have a stupid op minmax char who plays as a person who knows nothing except what her girlfriend showed her. Something about being last of her kind after killing everything due to a monkey paw wish.

[sullen forge]

but thats just a Fighter with extra steps LMAO

[fleet zealot]

It is much more holy warrior and auras, less half cleric

All the auras were unique and well balanced besides one

[frozen kernel]

There’s certain things that can work, like KibblesTasty artificer. But other shit like Mystic belongs nowhere other than the bin

[sullen forge]

Honestly I fuck with that, sounds cool

[fleet zealot]

Heal you and all allies within 10ft your charisma modifier every round

[sullen forge]

Mainly cause I always enjoy defaulting to more Paladin roles, but I tend to shift to other roles if needed Ranger being the second go too

[delicate shadow]

honestly DND is best when people piroritise RP over meta, like you can still have meta builds and should still play mostly smartly but it's more fun when people treat the characters kinda like in Darkest Dungeon or smth where you got traits you stick to and those change as you go

[hybrid jewel]

You wish for freedom of your people? You are now granted said wish... freedom via death/non-existence.

[fleet zealot]

Yee i only play for rp first, if i stumble upon the meta oh well

[sterile stone]

But I need my golden armor and sword that one shots everything

[delicate shadow]

my last DND campaign was set in a sultanate, shit was fun af

[fleet zealot]

I dont like spell less ranger cause you get beasts

[twin wagon]

Meta wouldn't allow me to run a goblin ranger riding a wolf, because no longbow

[obsidian prairie]

Meta wouldn’t let me dual wield lances

[hybrid jewel]

And you are the one who will grant it to them and bear the weight of your wish. A thousand years spent alone till a traveller of dimensions arrives and reaches out to her.

[frozen kernel]

IMO This is why PbtA systems are typically so much fun. It’s almost all roleplay flying by the seats of your pants with minor mechanics

[twin wagon]

I miss the old dual wield feat

Dual wielding greataxes was funny

[delicate shadow]

like my bard I explicitly went out of my way to wear scale mail exclusively because it's drip or drown and brother I plan to float

[obsidian prairie]

Lances are one handed if mounted, and drakewarden always has access to a fully under control, and eventually flying, mount

[frozen kernel]

Maincharacteritus is why I’m incredibly thankful I never have to find another group

[fleet zealot]

Yea small is kinda annoying in 5e very little advantages and you lose a maximum die tier for your weapons

[frozen kernel]

It’s a weirdly teenage behavior to have to address in adults. “Hey you gotta share the spotlight, we’re all pretending together”

[twin wagon]

Don't they have the heavy property?

[obsidian prairie]

Not anymore, they reworked heavy to be a score req, 13 dex/str

[sullen forge]

Just got reminded about the one time our party had 2 Paladins, One being me an Oathbreaker and the Other a Vengeance one that followed one of their homebrew gods which was literally just enabling murder hoboism. I kid you not 3 days in they tried killing me, and im honestly surprised I managed I got out alive cause it was so fucking stacked against me

[fleet zealot]

My issue, if i try to make an unassuming character. They will always get tied up in and become important for the plot

[hybrid jewel]

Triple wielding, one of my cats can use her tail to swing another weapon or shoot another weapon.

[fleet zealot]

I made a fucking ferretkin and i ended the campaign becoming the new winter god

A stupid, raised in a nomadic clan, basic ranger

[frozen kernel]

Oof ouch. We had a buddy like that who made a very simple Goliath tribesman, but we ended up starting an entire war to liberate his people from society’s expansion and he became Chief + champion of an ocean god

Dude just wanted to play a strong silent type to give us a tank

[delicate shadow]

my dude was a human that grew up in a drow city, bro was fuckin' damaged

[sullen forge]

I never really did homebrew races, usually word rotate like Dragonborn, Human, Dwarf it seriously depended on what wacky thing sounded funny at that time

[fleet zealot]

Yea homebrew races is uhh, a lot more line drawing for me

No you can’t be a living baked good golem

[frozen kernel]

My current character was a half elf G-Man for some unspeakable horror that wanted to consume the world. We broke up and the campaign has been on hiatus since

[hybrid jewel]

Eh, funniest is a little fox/kitsune being called arch druid cos the people thought she was a druid who loved staying in fox form.

[fleet zealot]

Im not balancing that just pick warforged and flavor yourself within reason

[frosty herald]

28th of february

[twin wagon]

Aarakocra on their way to make your DM slam their head into the table:

[frozen kernel]

I always told the party “God never asked me to KILL anyone. Did my actions lead to their eventual demise? Maybe. But I never pulled the trigger!”

[hybrid jewel]

It was a thousand years campaign. She started with 1 tail.

[sullen forge]

I had my hand on the gun, yes the trigger was pulled but I Didn't do that it was simply the flow of time taking its path

[frozen kernel]

The default ones all kind of accomplish what I need them to, which is choosing a size

[fleet zealot]

Also i need to stop making morally questionable at some level women

[misty ravine]

The "Pacifist" Cleric when

[fleet zealot]

I have 4 of them now. I need to branch out.

[delicate shadow]

my 100% balanced homebrew race is the Aokin

they're like duplicate copies of Ao and the gimmick is they're actually not balanced at all, it's a lie, it's not real, no one would approve of this but there are definitely people out there who would try

[hybrid jewel]

I made a char that stuck with every group since immortal. The rest rerolled when their char retires of old age.

[frozen kernel]

More like “Yes, I may have activated a sleeper agent who walked outside, dug up his gear, and burned down the lodge. However…I myself didn’t kill anybody…”

[sullen forge]

I simply enabled the events

[obsidian prairie]

Listen I am most certainly a pacifist, totally disregard the fact I am healing and buffing the rest of these murderous idiots

[frozen kernel]

Yes I may have planted a note in someone’s bag that got him hanged by the druids for trying to steal sap from the world tree

[sullen forge]

I didn't DO IT, I simply just am a Catalyst

[frozen kernel]

I didn’t kill him tho. The druids did!

[fleet zealot]

My favorite that i want to run but barely get to is my plague cleric

[hybrid jewel]

Eh? How so? Do they chase a the goddess of love and nature to uhhhh yes?

[fleet zealot]

Very much a weird gal who simps for their diety

[misty ravine]

I would almost prefer a guy who just straight stabs whoever he feels like. God is all-knowing and all-powerful, thus all things proceed according to His ineffable will. Recently read a book with a character like that in it

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rey-dau-monster-hunter-rey-dau-monster-hunter-wilds-monhunwilds-mhwilds-gif-17919085122880163840

[gray compass]

so Greyfax?

[frozen kernel]

That seems like the ultimate asspull for “It’s what my character would do” murderhoboing lol

[hybrid jewel]

My Tengu bard be like that. Joke is, she slept with said goddess the night before the campaign began without knowing.

[grizzled aspen]

Tbf, oath of vengeance lets you do really funny things with the loopholes in your oath.

[sullen forge]

Fucking reminding me when the guards questioned my Dragonborn Oathbreaker on why he was drenched in blood (He could get arrested for this in the city he was in), and I managed to roll such a high charisma I just glared at them and they immediately just went back to their post LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

It is quite literally "the ends justify the means", the oath.

[misty ravine]

Wouldn't typically make a character like that for an RPG group, I'm just saying it's more honest than "I didn't technically do it"

[obsidian prairie]

It all depends on what you perceive as betrayal

[sullen forge]

Not too fond...

[fleet zealot]

Plague doctor girl who is in love with the plague god and goes around curing and healing to wait till the day the perfect disease comes and wipes out everyone. She has a plague doctor suit on at all times with people cause she’s literally heavily diseased underneath. She’s also one of those religious folk that want to debate every other church for fun

[twin wagon]

Oath of redemption meanwhile:

[misty ravine]

take oath of vengeance
there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt

[grizzled aspen]

Finally, someone that understands the oath.

[misty ravine]

license to kill, it's just that easy

[sullen forge]

Its just Zealot

[frozen kernel]

This happened in apocalypse world. We basically got salty spittoon’d while I was AFK and when I got back I was the only person outside.

When the guard asked what I did, I just glared at him with my rifle slung over my shoulder and took a long drag of my ciggie straight down to the filter

[copper hawk]

cuz it's like true crime but like actually happening

ur e levels aren't high enough methinkz 2 appreciate organized bullying and true crime..

[fleet zealot]

My best charisma check was insulting the BBEG before he teleported away so he dropped another miniboss for us to deal with

[sullen forge]

For context I brutally murdered a bunch of thiefs for attempting to steal our parties shit, they kinda let me get away with it seeing I was Chaotic Neutral, I wasn't super fond of thieves so I would literally make examples out of them

[copper hawk]

Time 2 dust off space marine 2

[fleet zealot]

Worst nat 20 ever

[sullen forge]

WDYM BEST NAT 20

[fleet zealot]

Nat 20 and rp insulting as a bard (tho she’s a nerdy lore archeologist)

[copper hawk]

I wonder if u could do like a dark heresy hb, rouge trader hb, or like a dnd hb where u did a campaign as spez mareenz..

[fleet zealot]

We don’t do combat xp

[frozen kernel]

Alternate timeline the exchange would’ve been like “Executed some thieves” and the guards going “Well done. As you are, sir.” because you’re in one of those cities lmao

[hybrid jewel]

Ah. We had some crack worldbuilding for that. The First (perfection incarnate but also not, mother of vampires but also not. Still of undeath in ways.) is her "dad" and a highborn Tengu (holders of life) is her mom. Roll to see if she died on birth. Her con is so dook it's funny.

[frosty herald]

Woe 3 powersword terminators upon ye

[sullen forge]

It was the incredibly peppy rich ones where they do not give a fuck they will arrest you over the dumbest shit so I had to keep either bribing them to fuck off or intiming them

[misty ravine]

D&D fits modern or future settings so poorly that you might as well use a different system
Deathwatch is easily tweakable to just be Not Deathwatch space marines

I know d20 modern is a thing, it sucks

[copper hawk]

Yah but then id have 2 play dw

[fleet zealot]

Wdym i shouldn’r just keep modifying 5e? Smh

[sullen forge]

Supposed BBEG was up to no good there so we had to investigate

[heady rapids]

melee ones are 1000 times easier than the cannon.....

[fleet zealot]

He basically yoinked a magical battery

[hybrid jewel]

Now that I think about it, why do I end up in murderhobo parties trying to stop them from torturing NPCs?

[frozen kernel]

Fuck it. Use exclusively one D20, no stats or char sheets beyond keeping track of stupid bullshit you pick up, just all flying by the seat of your pants

Actually did that once as a group of 3+GM and it was hilarious

[sullen forge]

Our BBEG was pretty fucking funny actually he was like morally confused and yet a comical villain where he was doing things that made it miserable for people but he didn't want to like end the world LMAO

[fleet zealot]

Turns out, the teleporter the thieves’ guild thought transported you to an underground was actually a space magic tiefling ship

[hybrid jewel]

Think like a permanently paralysed from neck down due to a precise neck snap NPC being dragged back to be tortured for info. My bard put said NPC to perma sleep when she could.

[sullen forge]

It was always a treat when we ran into him, he'd go onto these huge monologues before something goes wrong and he just basically runs out of there, and insue chase again

[fleet zealot]

And the bbeg took out the power core. The final encounter was on the space rock as we were being pulled towards earth

[frozen kernel]

One time I was a sentient raccoon that grew a second mouth on my neck that whispered evil things to me. I wore my pants as a scarf to muffle it

“All mouth and no trousers”

[delicate shadow]

my best experience was having our wizard dunk a chain lightning crit fail while we're all in metal armour in a tight space

[frozen kernel]

LOL

[delicate shadow]

(we all died)

[hybrid jewel]

See. Leather or clothes best armor.

[twin wagon]

No armor is best armor

Bar Bar gang

Conan look

[delicate shadow]

but I need the DRIP

[grizzled aspen]

This is the point, as the DM, that I would make everyone start rolling constitution saving throws to see who wakes up first, and then have a general Shepherd moment from the og mw2.

[fleet zealot]

Lets see current/past bbegs, there was a separate two. The winter goddess who wanted to freeze the universe and a dark angel wanting to spread chaos everywhere and burn the universe down

[sullen forge]

YOU REALLY GOT HIT WITH THIS LMAO

[frozen kernel]

Imagine having armor proficiency

[hybrid jewel]

Have AC 20 in a simple cloth shirt and pants.

[grizzled aspen]

Sir, I took Eldritch Armor as my first invocation.

[twin wagon]

Aquino was hit by the primordial smyker

[delicate shadow]

I absolutely can and will hamstring my AC and get disadvantage on stealth checks for cool armour

[fleet zealot]

I put on my full plate

[hybrid jewel]

I made custom magical shirts for that. 22 AC in cloth.

[frozen kernel]

“Hey can I get a DEX save from you?”

“That’s a 3”
”With advantage?”
“And proficiency…”

[fleet zealot]

wait is that the mage armor invocation

[grizzled aspen]

Eldritch Armor allows you to be proficient with literally any armor you touch. It's so fucking broken as an invocation but so slept on.

[sullen forge]

I'd straight up tell my party I am not going to stealth unless its absolutely needed, I think I've only had to literally nearly strip naked like twice in order to not fucking die cause of my bulky ass armor being so loud

[fleet zealot]

Or the equip any armor you touch and gain proficiency

[grizzled aspen]

This is what happens when I tell the party that I have nerfed evasion.

[hybrid jewel]

No, I just have stupid DEX.

[fleet zealot]

Yeee im gettinf that next invocation but rn i have cursebringer (sorry dm i offered to swap it out), thirsting blade and arcane gunslinger

[frozen kernel]

I don’t think that ever made it to official did it?

[hybrid jewel]

+7 actually by the end. So...

[grizzled aspen]

My group says if you roll below half of the save then evasion cannot proc because evasion is so annoying to make caster bosses for.

[fleet zealot]

Love learning with my saturday dm

[grizzled aspen]

I'm like 99% sure it did.

[fleet zealot]

Like how funny it is for evasion and uncanny dodge

[frozen kernel]

Google isn’t bringing up any sourcebooks, just UA articles

[grizzled aspen]

Ah, then it's a UA invocation. Regardless, I took it, explode immediately.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[fleet zealot]

Or silvery barbs

[frozen kernel]

UA detected, opinion rejected 😤

[grizzled aspen]

UA has some neat stuff.

[twin wagon]

I just roll it as movement like older editions, is your rogue able to use half their movement speed as a reaction to dive away? No?

Oh no Dragons Breath be upon you

[fleet zealot]

We started a rant about what silvery barbs even actually does as it’s effect. How does it change attack rolls retroactively

Why is this in core?

[twin wagon]

We can blame strixhaven and their horrible ideas

[grizzled aspen]

No, it's literally if you roll below half the save value, you do not gain the benefits of evasion. Like, if the spell save DC is 16, and you roll equal to or below 8 on a failure, you take full damage like normal, because evasion is stupid and hard to balance.

[frozen kernel]

#zealot-class message

[hybrid jewel]

I'll go check.

[fleet zealot]

DM sent golems against us that had gatling arrows so we could only silvery barbs one arrow

[frosty herald]

Does this to u

[twin wagon]

WotC balanced evasion 3 editions ago, they just can't be bothered to read what they wrote

[hearty nebula]

does this to u

[grizzled aspen]

This is peak reverse metagaming.

[frozen kernel]

We cancelled our Dnd beyond sub when they went dark side so I no longer have access to all the GM’s sourcebooks. I only bought the SCAG

[frozen kernel]

Ayo

[grizzled aspen]

As a DM, I HATE silvery barbs, evasion, and dimension door.

[fleet zealot]

But wizardtrickster agreed to stop using silvery barbs and my bardlock is currently a smear on the wall and im playing a different character

[hybrid jewel]

Try having a race with it, a class/bard that can take it, and take it yet again.

[frozen kernel]

What’s your beef with dimension door?

[hearty nebula]

cannibalism 👍

[hybrid jewel]

Also, checked. That armor thing is probs UA.

[grizzled aspen]

"The door is locked."
"Can I see through the peephole in the lock?"
"Sure."
"Dimension door."

[twin wagon]

Dimensional door can break a lot of puzzle modules

Which is why I make my dungeons 4 puzzles longer to make the wizard consider their spell usage

and buff martials

[fleet zealot]

We are using a paid character sheet that has everything loaded in, options to load in homebrew, and does most of the calculations for you

It’s so fucking cool and we paid someone that isn’t wotc

[hybrid jewel]

Best you get officially is free mage armor.

[grizzled aspen]

These idiots keep using dimension door to get around what I have planned and its so fucking annoying.

[fleet zealot]

I mean that’s a spell slot

Make them waste it on a fucking cleaning supply or clothes closet

[grizzled aspen]

One spell slot that forces instant improv as I now have to describe a room I wasn't planning on allowing them into.

[frozen kernel]

“The guards on the other side draw their weapons as you suddenly appear alone standing in the middle of the room like a moron”

“There’s an anti magic field in the area”

“No, you can’t see through the lock. It’s not that kind of lock”

There are so many ways to get around this what?

[hybrid jewel]

Bonus, artifact that gives unlimited blinks to places you can see in range. Also the ability to telefrag.

[frozen kernel]

That DM is a complete moron for giving that out unless the entire campaign is that bombastic

[fleet zealot]

Did i tell yall how i got a kill using the knock spell?

[hybrid jewel]

I had the weakest artifact btw.

[frozen kernel]

If they throw balance out the window, they can’t complain that there’s no balance

[hybrid jewel]

Just the most annoying for him to deal with.

[frozen kernel]

At least the whole campaign was silly in that case

Still shot himself in the foot, but he knows he’s responsible for it lol

[fleet zealot]

so, giant, massive door. This bad guy was huge even for a frost giant

[sterile stone]

That McDonalds sprite is a weapon to be feared

[hybrid jewel]

I think it was inf misty step actually.

[grizzled aspen]

See, this is the funny part, they do not care. They see a locked door and will do whatever it takes to get through it. It's like a collective monkey-brain hive mind kicks in. This includes disabling the anti magic field, murder, and so on.

[sullen forge]

McDonalds sprite builds aka any Lightning builds

[fleet zealot]

Big ole door, won’t budge. Normal snow elf who opened the viewing hatch at the bottom won’t let us in

[grizzled aspen]

It's like they collectively get on the same wavelength to fuck with me because "heehoo funny locked door."

[fleet zealot]

I smugly walk over to the giant door and casted Knock

[sterile stone]

Death with that lemon lime scent tacked on

[fleet zealot]

Knock can remove door bars. The door bar was the only thing locking the door

[hybrid jewel]

Window? Misty step in.

[frozen kernel]

You are literally God. Provide consequences for their actions?

[fleet zealot]

Giant door bar crushed snow elf into paste

[grizzled aspen]

Re read the first sentence again.

[frozen kernel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ DM skissue

[fleet zealot]

What’s funnier is my character was a social half elf so it was kinda traumatizing but hey they were helping the bad guy and tried to kill us

[hybrid jewel]

To be fair, if players want, they will do it.

[fleet zealot]

I think i will never top the Knock kill

[frozen kernel]

They will attempt it. You have the power as a GM to allow or disallow anything

[hybrid jewel]

If it make sense.

[frozen kernel]

They’re also free to suffer consequences for doing silly stuff, and the others will laugh at them while they suffer

[fleet zealot]

Another silly story on a different character

[grizzled aspen]

Banx, I don't think you understand my players are not your standard run of the mill idiots. They enjoy suffering.

[hybrid jewel]

It's fun for them.

[twin wagon]

The locked door turns out to be a cleaning cupboard with a small supply of animated brooms

Players: We could make a ton of gold by using these brooms and murdering other house cleaning guilds

[fleet zealot]

Shady salesman sells magic item, it’s not exactly cursed but it’s def not a pearl of power.

[frozen kernel]

I think I’m misunderstanding how it causes any of your hair to fall out if you refuse to actually make them suffer though?

Like all I’m seeing is you going “grr I hate dimension door” and when I tell you how to punish liberal usage of dimension door you tell me “they’d fuck heavy with that”

[fleet zealot]

Buy it anyways. Evil guys attack town. Nat 20 deception convince the guy im on his side

[grizzled aspen]

My job isn't to make players suffer, it's to provide a well written story and make it fun in the process. They take said story, smear tomato paste on it, dunk it in milk, throw it at the wall, and then stomp on it.

[hybrid jewel]

It's a useless door to basically nowhere, but you can't get the party back on track.

[sullen forge]

Im actually with you! oh okay cool, uh kill these people and heres my whole evil plan

[fleet zealot]

I throw him the pearl of “power” and tell him to use it.

He rolls nat 1 to catch it and it falls onto the ground and breaks

[sullen forge]

Please tell me he immediately became depressed after that LMAO

[fleet zealot]

It’s a pearl of powerful fireball, im right at the edge of the range. I fail the dex save and die instantly to max roll damage

[frozen kernel]

You get the party back on track by railroading them unconsciously. As a GM you know what motivates your party, so you can motivate them to take their headassery in the plot’s direction by literally baiting them into it and making them think it was their idea

[fleet zealot]

He somehow fucking passed the dex save and lived

[hybrid jewel]

They want to open the useless door.

[fleet zealot]

Whole table is just laughing

Only PC death for that series

[frozen kernel]

So let them open it, and have nothing be there.

In our own campaign…party wanted to start a popcorn business in fucknowheresville and piss around? Eventually someone came looking for us

[hybrid jewel]

No rez?

[grizzled aspen]

You know that scene in spongebob where manta ray or whatever his name was is trying to give patrick his wallet? Same situation.

[fleet zealot]

There was actually, lost an arm but the rez was free

[sullen forge]

its either you do that or be evil and punish them for the smallest shit

[hybrid jewel]

Wot.

[grizzled aspen]

"This door is useless."
"Yes."
"There's nothing valuable for you behind it."
"Yup."
"So leave it alone."
"Nah, gonna open it."

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-starfish-spongebob-its-not-my-gif-12227574

[hybrid jewel]

What about Revivify?

[fleet zealot]

Idk how to explain it but dead pcs had a high chance to be resurrected by the life goddess but also a good chance a negative effect would happen

[twin wagon]

Door opens, it's the firewood storage.

Party: Takes 800lbs of firewood back to town

[grizzled aspen]

"Erm, punish your players!" is not the play here. It doesnt work because A, they dont mind suffering, and B, they like inconveniencing me.

[twin wagon]

I now have to keep track of what 4 players do with firewood

[grizzled aspen]

This is where I crack out weight mechanics.

[hybrid jewel]

Yes. Absolutely. Looted an entire castle once with bags of holding and pocket dimensions.

[fleet zealot]

Have you tried being boring

[grizzled aspen]

Speaking of, DM's, do not give your players bags of holding. Give them haversacks instead. Same thing, but items have weight.

[frozen kernel]

I actually believe against outright “I’m mad at u” punishment from the DM. I really appreciate when it’s a clever play on the player’s ignorance/incompetence

Back in my first pathfinder 3.5 campaign I played a dipshit I’m gonna yoink shit rogue as my first character. When I rolled to disarm a trap, my DM said “Alright, you think you’ve successfully disarmed the trap”

When I opened it, I got splashed in the face with acid. It didn’t disfigure my character. I wasn’t punished personally. I was punished with a whopping 8 damage for being hasty, and she was totally fair when she said “I said you think you’ve disarmed it”

[hybrid jewel]

We technically could have stolen the castle as well if we had time.

[acoustic dune]

i have once come for more fluffer update

o great keeper of fluffer what is thy news of the day

[frozen kernel]

We haven’t had a ferret image in too many minute- AYYY THERE WE GO

[acoustic dune]

today is a good day

[fleet zealot]

Sometimes you just gotta fafo

[grizzled aspen]

I learned the mistake of giving players a bag of holding when one of my players melted some 500 metal armors over the course of a month with heat metal together into a giant ingot and then just... left it in the middle of a town for no reason.

[twin wagon]

Our 18 strenght goliath barbarian carrying 860 lbs:

Turns out 5e really didn't think weight through

[frozen kernel]

See thankfully none of our current players go and read some stupid shit on Reddit, then try to bring it into our campaign

[sullen forge]

A small amount of trolling

[grizzled aspen]

Where did he get all of these metal armors? Slowly scavenging battlefields over the course of an in game month. Why did he melt them into an ingot and leave it in the middle of the town square? Because the mayor said he smelled bad.

[frozen kernel]

Everyone’s just playing a dude with their own personal mission, and relationships that’ve developed as we’ve realized how useful other party members are to said personal goals

[grizzled aspen]

Did he smell bad? Absolutely.

[frozen kernel]

We just come together when we realize shit is bigger than us lol

[sullen forge]

So he naturally retaliated and left the most comically large ingot in the town

[hybrid jewel]

That's funny though.

[sullen forge]

"its called aura bruh"

[grizzled aspen]

Yes it was, after calculating weight, 3.8 thousand pounds.

[fleet zealot]

I remember when we were framed for a guard murder

[grizzled aspen]

A very comically large ingot indeed. Learn from my mistake, do not give your players a bag of holding, give them a haversack instead.

[misty ravine]

le sir bearington fought le bbeg\

[hybrid jewel]

Nu. Funni best.

[frozen kernel]

Ahh the true Mystic solution. 10k pounds of force applied directly to the DM’s puzzle

[fleet zealot]

Instead of our druid using the reincarnation spell we didn’t know he had learned on the guard and proving out evidence

[hybrid jewel]

Speak with dead.

[grizzled aspen]

I have never actually played a UA class, only touched stuff they added to normal classes.

[sullen forge]

You should've thought of something later in the campaign that required that ingot for them to get something

[fleet zealot]

We went on a goose chase and found the murderer, chopped up and in pieces cut out by their employer

[frozen kernel]

My patron gave me a bag of holding that I had to fight “The Bag Fiend” inside in order to earn his respect and store anything. The party helped because they really wanted us to have access to a bag of holding

[grizzled aspen]

^^^ Speak with dead does not allow the corpse to speak to its killers, it wouldve been instant innocence.

[fleet zealot]

The druid then decided to bring back the murderer, who was thankful and killed another guard while we had an alibi hanging out at the tavern

[frozen kernel]

The fight was actually really sick. He summoned objects to fight us from inside the bag from centuries past. Our artificer got 1v1’d by a floating book

[grizzled aspen]

Yknow, I have a feeling he is going to try it again, so I'm gonna have him accidentally create a new alloy, and then watch as he shits his pants realizing he left a literal fortune in the middle of a city that now hates him.

[frozen kernel]

Never played it myself but played with one for 2 years. That class is so broken in so many ways

[fleet zealot]

And my neutral bard realizes halfway through drinking, why didn’t we bring back the guard first with reincarnate?

[grizzled aspen]

And then I'm not gonna let him analyze it to figure out how he made it by accident.

[frozen kernel]

There’s good reasons it never made it to official

[fleet zealot]

The druid answered “cause fuck the police”

[frozen kernel]

Savage

[grizzled aspen]

Bro said "I wanted to be inconvenient."

[fleet zealot]

It was worth it tho, meryl also dumped all the information on her employers

[frozen kernel]

I’m still so mad we put the current campaign on hiatus before I hit 14

[fleet zealot]

We actually dumbassed our way into moving the plot faster than the dm intended

[hybrid jewel]

This happens and DM needs to BS a side story somehow lul.

[frozen kernel]

There’s an invocation that just lets you cast invisibility at will, any time for free. You effectively become permanently invisible if you want, only appearing in fights and conversations

[sullen forge]

Look if they can somehow manage to dump the time into finding it out, somehow retreiving it and somehow taking enough time to actually analyze it, I personally think they earned the right to learn to make said alloy, but it'll require a repeat of doing that exact same shitpost of collecting so much armor to make it LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

"Where are you gonna get so much metal?"
"We are going to start a war, of course."
Actual train of thought I see him doing.

[sullen forge]

LMAO you'll have to make it clearly stacked against them or just have them absolutely struggle to do it

[twin wagon]

Campaign goes from defeat evil dragon to, monopolize the alloy market

[frozen kernel]

I was about to suggest this

[sullen forge]

make them fucking struggle for that Alloy cause if they are going out of their way to make it, then they're grinding for it

[grizzled aspen]

Hey, they never would attempt to be part of said war. They just said they were starting it.

[fleet zealot]

No one had it

[frozen kernel]

“Something something the schematics for Moebian steel were lost long ago”

Your campaign is now Clandestium Gloriana

[fleet zealot]

Actually my archeologist probably should have had speak with dead

[frozen kernel]

Homebrew barrels in every location

[grizzled aspen]

This, but it's a deep dwarven forge, and drums, drums in the deep...

[hybrid jewel]

Aww...

[fleet zealot]

But that’s my fault

[grizzled aspen]

If you get that reference we can remain friends. If you do not get that reference, please go watch nerd media until you do.

[sullen forge]

"As you may know, the rituals to create Moebian Steel were lost long ago ... everything else is propaganda. Yet a facility in the inter-zone void may yet hold the key to restoration ... assuming our contact can be trusted. Do mind your step down there. The perils of the void notwithstanding, I'm not entirely certain we can trust our contact."

[frozen kernel]

Inquisitive rogue detective is such a cool character but you get no spells :((

[fleet zealot]

Go lore bard

It’s very broad to flavor and very useful imo. Full caster and a ton of utility

[frozen kernel]

But swords bard…

[sullen forge]

Honestly I fuck with that so hard, you need to make the entiritey of the dwarven forge incredibly easy to fall to your death

[frozen kernel]

Honestly my biggest issue with most casters is the raw reliance on your spell slots. It’s why I liked warlock so much, because you really had to choose to use something bigger

[fleet zealot]

Yes i know sword bard but the hexblade warlock came after, mid campaign when my character was lasered through the heart while carrying a cursed sword

[frozen kernel]

I don’t like a character that can theoretically blow their load and then become significantly weaker. It’s why I like monk and rogue

[hybrid jewel]

Play a questionable class that's like a bard, a warlock and cleric had a baby.

[frozen kernel]

Hexblade warlock I’d play if it didn’t have…a stigma. I’m just a bitch when it comes to using meta shit, I don’t feel good

[twin wagon]

Time to bring the martial vs caster vs Gith debate back up

[fleet zealot]

I mean yea

[frozen kernel]

That being said we had a buddy

[hybrid jewel]

And then use the free ability from any other class to take bard's half proficiency bonus to not proficient skills.

You are now proficient in everything every even lvl.

[frozen kernel]

Dude did not know how to make even a slightly efficient character, let alone even considering his creation anything near “meta”

And he would literally die because he would dumpstat his class’s main stat and do nothing for most of a fight

When the GM’s in both campaigns went “hey dude you want some help fixing your stuff so that you can like…actually hit the enemies?” and he went “Nah it’s the character I wanna play”

[fleet zealot]

Sharpshooter skulker feats, twilight cleric 6 and gloomstalker ranger. The ultimate terror in the dark

[spare talon]

i just saw that reddit post of taxe on psyker
and i never considered the fact that both BM breakpoints are much easier to reach raw on psyker for elites but also bm proccing by crack of bone with each kill
and i gotta say

[fleet zealot]

Gl finding this shit even if you get shot and know where it’s coming from

[spare talon]

that shit hits DIFFERENT

[frozen kernel]

Woah is that taxe killing shit in less than 9 swings

[fleet zealot]

Add in mobile and squat nimbleness (if you are small) so you can move even more between attacks

[frozen kernel]

DINKDINKDINKDOINK
DINKDINK
DINKDINKDINK WOOSH

[sullen forge]

wondering how you deal with Cara

[spare talon]

revolver

[sullen forge]

cause thats like the only noticeable downside of running taxe is when Cara arrives

[spare talon]

or BP
or a stinky staff

[frozen kernel]

Oh ye…crit build, that makes sense

Nice lol

[spare talon]

if you can crit consistently then its not awful
and you should be building for crit anyway with taxe

[fleet zealot]

I asked here before and my dm actually had to go ask some more experienced people how to theoretically curb my character if they were in the best environment for this bullshit

[sterile stone]

Hey buddy, can you take all these low levels out my lobby kamikaze'ing themselves into hordes of ragers and dying

[fleet zealot]

330 feat of darkvision, darkvision from other creatures doesn’t work to help find you. Hide in light concealment which includes dim light. Ignore perception penalty from dim light (which all dark in 330 ft now is thanks to dark vision)

Just snipe them. Even if you hit and skulker doesn’t protect your location then, they only really know what direction you fired from

Add in flying movement and you have a massive area of movement

It’s how we canonized how this new character is as high level as a party, cause they are an extremely big game hunter

And that’s not accounting for pass without trace either

[frosty herald]

Use greatsword noob

[spare talon]

you dont get to tell me, of all people, this

[fleet zealot]

How many arrows can a ranger fill you with in an hour while you try to find the ranger

[frosty herald]

Cope and seethe

[copper hawk]

Use greatsword noob

[spare talon]

yes ma'am

[copper hawk]

I could harm you.

[hybrid jewel]

Just blindly blast and cheat with homing. Is a third party thing that just lets you deal cast bonuses even on misses.

[hybrid jewel]

So +7 +5per shot.

[fleet zealot]

I dont think that’s my dm’s style

[neat drum]

This the new animations?

[fleet zealot]

They will probably let me abuse it if i can against regular joes but they like to make counters

[hybrid jewel]

I found it in my dm's allowed books so... heh.

[fleet zealot]

But yea, dnd isn’t really made for sniping at that level

Being 100yds away in the pitch darkness

Especially cause hp is weird and i can land 3 arrows and the enemy will still probably be alive at our level

Maybe i should take some rogue levels

[grizzled aspen]

But you wont.

[frosty herald]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

You could never hurt Cole, Cica.

[copper hawk]

Yah i could

[hybrid jewel]

Cross class might gimp you if the campaign goes to 20 though.

[copper hawk]

I am vicious ,, and scary !!!

[hybrid jewel]

So, a gremlin.

[grizzled aspen]

You're literally an ankle biter bro you ain't scaring anybody taller than 4ft tall.

[copper hawk]

cole is 4' tall

[grizzled aspen]

Nah, he's a tall, lanky mf, built like Slenderman's cousin.

[frosty herald]

Frog your obese🗣️

[delicate shadow]

it always floors me when I remember Cica is in the military

[grizzled aspen]

I'm down to 175lbs.

Cutting sugar out of your diet almost completely will make you feel absolutely miserable but it will lead to significant weight loss.

[naive stream]

Throwing strays at diabetics lol

[grizzled aspen]

I am diabetic lol.

[hybrid jewel]

I think most ppl are after a point with such bad diets and such.

Everything has sugar in it to make it more addictive.

[spare talon]

cica and lies
when will it end

[naive stream]

Eh close enough throwing strays at your own people lol

[sterile stone]

We got a fair few of em in here.

[neat drum]

Any more? I'm interested in those but I don't wanna play the game

[sterile stone]

I know atleast one person in this discord is a PMC or atleast was.

[copper hawk]

and an nco !! put sum respeck on my name yung blud hawk TUAH !

[sterile stone]

Cutting sugar out your diet changes the way things taste, and when you try sugar again you really gotta ask yourself...."What the fuck have I been eating all these years"

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-stoopid-cat-game-vr-gif-10800356129691145186

Holy shit I LOVE SALT

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-team-hahaha-gif-18072160

[sullen forge]

I thought we left hawk tuah back in 24

[sterile stone]

Relics of the past rear their head once again.

[delicate shadow]

at this point the majority of my sugar comes from fruit lmao

[sterile stone]

Ayeee yesterday I fucked up some pineapple.

It's a shame when you eat a bunch of pineapple it feels like you've stuffed your mouth with fiberglass

[delicate shadow]

enzymes moment'

[median steeple]

something something it's eating you back

[sterile stone]

There's needles inside the fruit.

[delicate shadow]

I could eat grilled pineapple all day tho

[vestal portal]

pineapple pizza

[sterile stone]

It's things like this that make me wanna fight you.

[delicate shadow]

pineapple pizza is valid

[median steeple]

true....

[twin wagon]

NA moment

[vestal portal]

One of my favorite topping

[delicate shadow]

brother do NOT disagree with the glories of Brazilian bbq

[sterile stone]

I'm not about to engage with foolishness

Ain't no way in this quadrant of our galaxy you telling me grilled pineapple slaps.

[delicate shadow]

American palates man...

y'all be cooked

[delicate shadow]

I am 250% telling you this, try it

[sterile stone]

I will have you know I have a refined taste for dino nuggets.

[delicate shadow]

ok I do gotta say, Jamie Oliver's strange war on nuggets had to be the cringiest shit ever

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/who-what-confused-korath-the-pursuer-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-14735440

[twin wagon]

You present tostones, hard banana fried like chips, to the American palate and they'll say ur weird

I didn't even present pig ear

[sterile stone]

Wait he's the guy everyone in the cooking world shit on cause he's a bad cook right?

[spare talon]

the american palate was forced upon me not by choice

[delicate shadow]

yea lmao

[sterile stone]

I'll post this video when I'm done with this maelstrom

There's a dude named uncle rodger that's HATES that dude

[mighty root]

Ur so mean to me

[sterile stone]

He even got Gordon Ramsey to shit on the guy

[median steeple]

If I could constantly eat salty food without consequences I would

[mighty root]

@hearty nebula also I gotta apologize I said I do a solo but I didn’t have time

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-love-cat-please-forgive-me-asking-for-forgiveness-gif-16696152

[grizzled aspen]

Chitlins.

[delicate shadow]

i LOVE msg

[mighty root]

A lot of Deep South people love brains

Like pig and squirrel

[grizzled aspen]

I tried eating a big mac the other day and was physically disgusted with myself for how long I've eaten them. The only thing I can stomach from there anymore is the french fries.

[mighty root]

The slop palace

I partake in a mchicken even I go there 2 times in a year

[hybrid jewel]

I mean, what the dook is chilli jam? Heresy. Chilli sauce, not chilli jam.

[delicate shadow]

Maccas scratches an itch every few months or w/e

usually after drinking or an edible

[true kindle]

Of course it does

[remote lark]

stank and smellquino

[sterile stone]

Now hold on

Bacon jam goes hard

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmueq5XJlbg

[delicate shadow]

ah ok he's the dude I saw in gif search getting mindbroken by how he doesn't use a wok

[sterile stone]

It's funny you mention that because that's the video I'm watching rn

[remote lark]

not a good enough reason to use the words mind broken

you're gonna get us slowmoded again aquino..

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KdbASIkB8

[delicate shadow]

I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about but if it's some sorta weird shit I don't wanna know

[neat drum]

[remote lark]

... i won't spoil your innocence

[neat drum]

Guess i gotta Google

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-rick-grimes-shovel-season1-gif-14559596

[frozen kernel]

Did a big sugar cut in my early 20’s where I went from 4 rockstars a day to a normal human level of sugar consumption.

Even nowadays when I taste some things I feel like an old person when I wince because there’s so much fucking sugar in a cake slice or something

It’s fucking awesome because I don’t totally pig out on sugar snacks anymore. I’ll murder a bag of jerky in an hour but something like a bag of mini Reece’s will last months

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/you-still-alive-are-you-alive-are-you-still-alive-alive-rick-gif-26716680

[sterile stone]

One of my reasons for wanting to move out the US so bad, wanna live somewhere where something I eat isn't packed with sugars and a load of chems

Eating healthy is unironically more expensive than just tossing a few bucks and getting a mop burger from a fast food chain

[frozen kernel]

Sorry friend, we Fallout New Vegas here. Now take your artificial growth hormones 💀

Or pay out the nose for “organic” products

[sterile stone]

I swear we're gonna get to a point where we're paying for caprisun pouch like food

Get your self synthetic beef burger in a little sippy cup

[frosty herald]

Argus moves to denmark

[sterile stone]

Was planning on Japan since it's much cheaper.

[frozen kernel]

Recent things Americans have gotten meme’d on for consuming include laundry detergent and horse dewormer, I don’t think we’re far from Cyberpunk kibble or pouch based sustenance

[sterile stone]

You forgot the nyquil chicken

[frozen kernel]

At this point the government will institute them as a safety precaution

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laughing-don't-laugh-don'tlaugh-ishowspeed-laughing-gif-15284676702826611657

[frozen kernel]

The what

[frosty herald]

Argus the kinda dude to was his chicken in the sink with bleach

[frozen kernel]

You’re not supposed to rinse it with robitussin?

Fuck, I should check on the kids

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rW2giIZE4go

[frozen kernel]

I can’t with us anymore

[frozen kernel]

Woah I’m getting deja vu. Chat is timed out, I see horrific videos of chicken, and I gotta pee. I’ve been in this place before…

Restroom then Wilds time

[copper hawk]

I feel bad for killing bandits and cumans rn i think im having a low t moment

[modern lintel]

i dont eat a lot of candy or sweets but damn i love soda

[frozen kernel]

Are the cumans less bastardy in this one?

[copper hawk]

No spoilers 4 u

[frozen kernel]

Bandits just tryna make a living out here

[modern lintel]

i ran into cumans earlier that didnt immediately try to on site me felt odd

[frozen kernel]

Except in Stalker. They’re naught but worm food

[frosty herald]

Kill bandits and cumans

[frozen kernel]

Behead cumans. Roundhouse kick a cuman into the concrete

[frosty herald]

Cuman slayer perk

Remember cumans arent people according to kingdom come 1

[modern lintel]

when i found them earlier they were camped out like 10ft away from some romani people

[frozen kernel]

Cica stop making me wanna buy this

[frosty herald]

Get mhwilds instead and pirate yakuza

[frozen kernel]

I’m trying to be responsible before taxes come in

[frosty herald]

Buying peak is responsible

[frozen kernel]

I ordered Wilds Giga Edition as soon as it became available

[frosty herald]

Me too premium deluxe edition🤫 🧏‍♂️

[obsidian prairie]

My ass is utterly incapable of running it

[frosty herald]

Gotta play through majima gaiden first

[frozen kernel]

Thank the good lord raptor Jesus I upgraded back in 2023

Was pulling like 150fps in the benchmark and I know the four horsemen are being instantly disabled, which will prolly add another 10ish

Oh god oh fuck I forgot our handler was peak in this one

[twin wagon]

Don't forget denuvo removing 20%

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[twin wagon]

we'll have it removed in a few months, but release is gonna be a mess

[remote lark]

whats wallahi mean i never learned that

[frozen kernel]

It's nice that we just kept our characters from the last beta

[frozen kernel]

"wallahi im finished" = "STG I'm cooked"

[true kindle]

"I swear it to Allah"

Basically the Arabic equivalent of "by God"

[remote lark]

ah

[frozen kernel]

I said "Thank you habibi" to a dude in Squad once and he was like "Ye I gotchu wait a minute that means my love in arabic how do you know that"

I've got a buddy who teaches us the lingo when we play lol

He's in the UAE so he's as good a coach as we'll get

[frozen kernel]

hype for the inevitable FFXVI crossover event where we get a chocobo skin for the sekrit

[twin wagon]

I can't wait for the inevitable Darktide crossover where we fight a shark of sizeable proportions that desyncs us

[frozen kernel]

Oof

[solar gorge]

If you can't understand something's language, good chance it cannot be human

[hearty nebula]

you shall not say stupid bullshit on the internet inshallah

[frosty herald]

They want bahamut in wilds

[frozen kernel]

So do I

Pls don’t give me Garuda but it’s just Kushala again

[frosty herald]

We get bahamut they get fatalis it seems pretty fair

[frozen kernel]

Robbed of an anime endscreen smh

Thanks Doshaguma, fat fuck

[remote lark]

guh

[twin wagon]

guh