#zealot-class
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Such a banger
||hawk tuah||
Okay yall need to chill out with your drugs
I'll have you know hand sanitizer isn't a drug
I wonder how many stimulants zealots are on
im ok with drugs but I don’t do hard stuff like weed
There is a homeless guy in my town that drinks methylated spirits though, he washes it down with cheap beer
I do ket weekly but you'll never catching me doing one of those gross yucky drugs like weed or cigarettes
I eat a homeless guy who love methylated spirits with cheap beer
When I'm bored I throw bricks at the homeless, eventually they'll have enough to build a house
so true dude
did you know jesus did ket?
it says so in the bible
I’m so godly then
I stay clean and do ketimean
Blud can't spell ketamine 💀 💀 💀
i once injected 2 weed and now I can’t stop jacking it to traps 😔
Because cleanliness is next to godliness
*next to
Sometimes I can’t read
reading is for nerds I prefer gaming

I don't do any of that nerd shit I beat off men and build benches to sit on and drink beer
Saving private baby
Agitator is 100% a coke fiend
Fanatic probably smokes tobacco in a pipe
Judge is a straight edge
you wanna come over and charge JO crystals together
No that's gay
oh shit im sorry
Judge and agitator are my favorites
I wish once we unlocked a helmet that changes our voice we could apply it to other helmets
immeasurably complex

too bad
you get hotfix

If they added that it'd make the daemonhost agro from spawn and you will fall through the floor if you manage to kill it
I need to find the vid of that emoji
I am stealing this emote
Badger
Dude it’s so funny
Do you want dog thankful for Jesus?
the shitpost videos with subtitles are great
Judge sounds like a tryhard and Agitator is too often a clown
https://youtube.com/shorts/mSi1R3IAXok?si=hIlEuBHGPR159w3A badger stops growling when turned away from the man lol
why don’t you explain for the folks at home who Judge and Agitator are
Awesome cat
everybody gangsta until I post Fischbrötchen
Judge sounds like he's doing a space marine impression and Agitator keeps using thee, thou, etc (wrongly)
wait are these characters from SM2
No they are dt zealot voice actors
ooooooohhhh
Fanatic is the khornate scotsman
You silly billy
female fanatic is a meme
YEEE ARE DOOOOMED
And alcoholic
thou doth holy work freak
but thou remain a liability..
What is tanna i here the judge talking about eating that
Tea 40,000
||yon barrel||
TURN THAT EVERYMAN INTO A BEVERYMAN
||BEVERY = BEVERAGE||
@spare talon had a question how big are the bons ground pounds and tail swipes?
Big
bevery hirrs
Of course but can the be dodged reliably to proc duelist?
i work out at the library
whats an r9k? isn’t that the internet hate machine?
/roll
domestic terrorists
check em
Pour some waffle batter on that and you'll have a meal by the end of the mission
@misty ravine shouldn’t you be in ||/coopg/||
i bet his laptop sounds like it’s about to take off
real gaming hours
I can already sum up their takes:
- [game] is unmitigated dogshit
- If you cannot solo [game] using the worst build after using mods to make the game harder than is normally possible, of what value is your opinion?
vermintide 2 has less players than darktide and therefore is irredeemably shit
all 8 done
impressive
very nice
Is a the highest?
yeah new diff
3 extremis at once is very fun
holy shit we have images now
this shit is so ass 🙏
they added one above lethal?
yes
shit time to redownload again
new emotes are cool af also
months away from seeing titus throw it back now shame
SOMEONE recommend me a new melee for marty
LEG DROPPING THESE HERETICS, BROTHER
What have you been using
thammer, rashad, heavysword and sometimes crusher
Relic Blade
😭 i suck with it
Knife
blocked
only on Monday night RAW
Maybe if you used it more you'd get better with it
whay their still slow mode killing myself

ye best start believing in blocked lists
||yer in one||
Dueling Evis15 Flees.
Clad would never
fuck i forgot to buy kcd2
it's so peak
Sliuce bug ATTACK
why
do you end posts
with multiple commas
just tell me
is this a zoomer thing
I can’t handle it
it's so much better than kc d and generally every game ever at launch the past couple years lmfao
reddit downvoted the same generic zealot build everyone uses.
lol
i've yet to crash, have a softlock or game breaking bug, or anything like that
i hate you cica now i need to go to the bank instead of rotting in bed for the rest of the day
they all beat ahvoc 30 they know what's actually gfood
stay on topic please
no frame drops either, idk if there's any memory leaks - it's hard to tell, and everything runs smooth as butter and looks beautiful even on high graphics
why would you ever needto go to a bank
played for hours and hours and noticed no telltale signs of memory leaks
the voice acting is incredibly good, the mocap is excellent, and the polearm combat is actually rlly cool
Evis 15 with Martyrdom is ||fun_||.
are you allowed to just carry polearms now
the combat is wayyyy better and much more responsive than in kc d lmfao
the heretics are deploying on the nearby roof
can you buy me kcd2
yah u can carry a polearm and another weapon on at your waist, it just fills a different slot
Yes, but we are talking Clad here.
u could theoretically carry an axe/mace, a dagger, a sword, and a polearm
you need to use your auspexes gang
I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent...to the blood bank.
Steven Seagal
Rejects, the Vacuum Capsule, go get it.
when you equip the polearms you rest them casually on your shoulder, instead of carrying them like ur some kind of fuckin guide on bearer like u did in kc d
The ogryn’s in a pickle!
not simply making it disappear into your inventory
NGMI
parrying is fun now and there's no more animation/guaranteed damage from parries
Are you happy about a game drop for once
i guess that explains some of the havoc40 players playing zero dps ultra defensive build when i queue qp pubs...
so when you get into combat with an enemy and parry an attack, they can parry yours and u riposte, and they do the same so it makes combat rlly fun and intense
you can also change the riposte attack side as well, and feint ripostes to trick enemies - at least at this level, you can see and tell now when they're low on stamina/where they're injured muuuuch better than kc d
try payday 3 when you guys get tired of playing this dead game
they start to sag towards whever they're wounded, or you can see them bleeding, and they'll slump over when they're exhausted
bait used to be believable 
Zealot is there to heal and buff, Ogryn taunts and blocks, Vet is DPS and Mage is AOE
That's how these games work right
perks were overhauled as well - it's actually a true like improved sequel with tons of shit; they somehow made blacksmithing engaging and rewarding, along w sharpening ur weapons
i've noticed so many ds4 bolter vets who turbostruggle with hordes in the ogryn condition
also parry animations w polearmz
reported for suicide baiting
bros..........
i'm like stunned. it's beyond my wildest expectations
1000% must buy this year methinks
death for rashad usage
begone
payday 3 was the last game i preordered
i preordered space marine
you heist in the game
sometimes the game heists back
actually
I wanted Payday 3 to succeed and genuinely thought it had a good shot with Bo "Your Opinion, My Choice" Andersson gone
its using GFN on uni wifi
GET KC D 2 !!!
That sad but yeah I’m excited to play it I bought the gold edition I just need to wait on my monitor to come in
I’m a broke bitch :(((
can someone pin the meow evi15 guide so i dont have to ping her again for the 5th time about the same weapon?
I really enjoyed it once I got skill points maxed out and could play with ammo funnel/replenish/smokes that tag/adrenaline
but even that can only stay fun for so long
it doesn't have any anti tampering software in it
Rampage + Shred or Bloodthirsty (depending on whether you want more random crits so you don't have to rev, or guaranteed crits* so you can chain rev light crits on horde or rev heavy crits on big guys)
i think Im going to get subway after bank
maniac elite?
Recommended perks are usually Flakapace but idk if/how Marty changes breakpoints
@misty ravine i think this was the first time i realized how broken ammo funnel/replenish is
bonus clip
MOCAP HORS
I’m glad to hear glowing things from all the peeps I know who have picked it up
What type of game is this
I remember trying to play a league match on uni wifi with 30 seconds of delay 😬
bros.....
gfn bros.....
Ah yes, classic trapper story.
it was two trappers 😭 its not fair........
Maybe you should've run the other way, yknow, up the stairs, where there's cover...
no thats for cowards
Average martyr rashad main gameplay.
i had everything under control except for the second trapper
Never back down never what
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE UP
HELL YEA BROTHER
this memes channel sucks
Clad you’re no longer the tide ai I’m removing the Marty link
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I love the word "karker." Imagining loose cannon saying "cmere ya little karker" is like hearing an Australian man say "cmere ya little c-word." (not sure if that word is still banned or not)
Scunner
Clartyhead
This is so deep, can I get 5 big booms?
I didn’t expect that
thanks to some huge help from some fellas in lfg, just got the last penance done for zealot, as well as all the orthus offensive penances
Now go finish ogryn. 
later, space marine and helldivers just each got an update, and im eating good
karker comes along
krak him
Is that real?
classic
Sir, there's been a second trapper.
Admonition did 9/11
Nah you gotta make the joke lore relevant.
Admonition did the fall of Cadia.
Beat me to it
"Sir, there's been a second blackstone fortress."
Guilliman declared the Indomitus Crusade for promethium
bnuy
“Lyle, they hit the fucking Galatan”
@remote lark
im surprised you didnt ping me. im also surprised you think hes awake because i doubt he is

oh hey another darktide furry
not even a day and zealot chat is back to its old shenanigans
Eyo
sure but not in a bad way id say. like the old stuff was downright innapropriate
i think this is my first time seeing a discord user from 2015 ngl
oldest ive seen before was 2016
the dark ages
😭
pretty sure i made my account in 2016
2020 for me. then shit happened and i perhaps had to ditch that account

Yup you're 2016
yeah because youre all OLD
i was on discord when usernames had numbers at the end
ok kiddo :(
i lost my old account
Don't remind me of the old days
fossilized mummy
D:
This is furry on furry attack
mimimimimimimimi
Jokes on you my vehicle forever has that and I'm just gambling
Make it a gif of the check engine light flashing
tfw 30 year old boomer who remembers ventrilo and forums
And being mad at valve because of steam
Athaleon for the longest time I thought your pfp was a low res ncr ranger
You're a toaster, that's the only comeback I have ... 
mimimimimimimi
damn I got hit with the mimimi
kid at amusement park, GI Joe guy says "mimimimi" and farts.
(i didn't make these)
Palms Spaghetti
get hit with the mimimimimimimimimi
Nope
Athaleon you ever play fnv?
Yes
Bc I don't know you like I know him smh. 🚬
Favorite weapon
Wait woah why are these ones HD https://youtu.be/29MJySO7PGg
"Let's launch over it!"
"Who wants a body massage?"
"Mr. Body Massage Machine, go!"
"Body massage!"
Remastered in 4K ULTRA HD
bros...........
Idk, hard to say. Combat was the weakest part of FO3/NV and there were strong weapons I used a lot, but none that stood out as especially fun
Ratslayer was lulzy in the early game I guess
That's pretty valid, great game would be fnv but with fo4 combat. I'll always say that Bethesda need to hire outside help for story and stick to open world games
nothing bs happened here you played very poorly, like what was your plan regardless, just start blasting wtih a pistol at the room full of gunners? why leave the cover you were in? no ult, could have used a throwing knife, you had so many options other than run and hope to not get hit lol
omg I just noticed you didn't even reload your pistol lol
so literally even if you didn't get netted you were dead
Clad is a noob, glad we are on the same page.
i used it getting to the gunner room
strawbs sound really good rn
this room
I didn't think there's a finite amount of abundance of caution
there is i used it all
Woman
@stone fern that vid you posted earlier I’ve been netted by a trapper while in mid air
Smh kids these days never learn, you can’t dodge in mid air unless you are literally him
Kids these days can’t air dodge smh my head
🚬 which one
I dodge off a ledge and right as I was about to hit the ground I was netted, it was fired from the ledge i dodged from
I’ve been get back up here’d as well
Such is life on Atoma
Sounds like you didn’t dodge to break tracking just dodged in it’s path
did the net pull you backk off the ledge?
I got called John darktide that match
And net has big vertical hitbox
And then when your were in air you can’t do anything so
I think? There was alot going on
I was on that fan map we just got done with the event
You just know he was still fiending from cooler swimming through his
cooler isn’t canon
Yeah well super is dumb
Not even super thing. They are their own timeline that only gt tried to use and incorporate
Q) Hello everyone, I rerolled Zealot and my build currently looks like this, I havent done much research on builds, but any thoughts? where should I go next?
Any reason you are going stun nades over throwing knives
And i’d grab duelist and idk why you are taking that node to the right after stun storm nades
Otherwise it’s fine
While i do like stun nades, the right top tree has way too many nodes that make the zealot a powerhouse, making knives almost a must pick, even if you don't like them
you can use this to post the whole build https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor
We should chug some waters @stone fern
no
i only drink monster and water with melted slop in it
Wot.
Oh, the fizzy tabs.
Yeah and GT is peak
If you exclude the quality and the animation and the story and most of the characters and just only look at vegeta shaving his mustache cause bulla doesn't like it, goku actually having an original move, swallowing a DragonBall, and ssj4
Aw it de-replied me
Lost all my dockets trying to fish for a good stat eviscerator
Got literal fuck all
And went from 400k to 1k
You’ll get that 60 mob dump eventually just trust in the process
Dude all the other good rolls took 100k dockets max why did this one fuck me over the most
holy cow its @copper hawk
GT wasn’t peak it just had some high points
There is no reason Pan never unlocked ssj1 at minimum especially during shadow dragons
Yeah in the message I said it was shitty except for some high points
It happens to everyone eventually
vegeta was bullied harder than even the regular series
Like who did vegeta beat in GT solo? I only remember hell escaped nappa
Man got no dubs! Not even minor ones like in Z
GT was made by a goku fanboy and it shows
No respect to the hybrids, no respect for vegeta or the z warriors
statistically better FoTF for shroudfield is an insane thing to say
Mister E bot located 🤖
Yea it’s the top 3 abilities for zealot class lol
Smartest Redditor
Statistically better lmao
best compliment i got :3
TRUUU, at least it's better than book 😤
Sorry I can't read Yappanese, can you pls translate? 🤔
It simply doesn’t have something like vets stealth extension node to give additional low threat so you can continue being a sneaky bitch
this is clearly a shitpost no redditer knows chastise is called fury of the faithful
"Shroud does everything fotf can do"
Does it? 🤔
no
No :)
It drops and everyone turns around and stares at you
Idk chief, I don't see that 5 seconds of attack speed buff
zealot has one ability in auric and one ability in havoc
Shroud is only good for speedrunning
Also lmao comparing 20% movement speed vs fotf insanely long dash when you target it
Orcka when he learns fatshark lies to you
bait used to be believable
literally can't handle the thought they might be wrong so they find some random buzzword to be offended by to disengage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dash that has actual immunity and not just a low aggro state
its not immunity just i frames
so yeah just iframes
and an aoe stagger
and attackspeed
and crit
and rending
and cdr if you have IoD
and mobility
and toughness
Twice
and for an extra point you can double all that.
bruh i swear to god i dont understand the people that actually consider not taking the second charge
If fotf is so mobile then why does shroudfield let me run ahead of my team better? Checkmate
did u make this urself?
out of everyone who got banned.... i miss advanced the most
Evil as hell
some person had a crashout in general and advanced made a very centrist lukewarm take on it
show me?
like REALLY lukewarm like he actually said nothing
if its so lukewarm just say it
i never bothered to read the whole convo
Lol lmao
Rofl even
convo was about fetishes it looks like more than one person got banned
@fleet zealot I like that super does actually treat our boy with some respect (except for ripping the golden frieza fight at the last second, that was a rort) And having an alternate path to goku instead of just being one transformation behind like most of the series
luckily one of them was someone I didn't really like
yippee!
What happened?
advanced lamb got banned along with some other ppl for talking about fetishes it looks like
So actually something
It was like, really tame, and they just voiced an opinion on it
I don't think it was banworthy
Way worse shit happened here that went unpunished
🚬 they didnt read the room correctly
grey name or battle born
what are the nodes on the right that make zealot a powerhouse?
Clad im giving you the Marty link back
Scourge, second wind, enduring faith
Ok, but it seems I have to play a crit heavy style then?
Yeah zealot it build around crit and dodges
Yes, free damage? Why not?
second wind alone is worth going right path
literally free toughness for dodging (you dodge all game)
I mean u don't need the crit, but second wind is sorta one of the best nodes in the entire game
Ok, but I don't like Loner (atleast not in theory the playstyle)
Don't take loner
you dont have to go loner, u can divert all the way to fotf
Go benediction, or whatever the toughness damage reduction is
You path into the right then you go left
I only take loner if I'm going a stealth piety build
But that is just because I run out points at the bottom if I don't 😔
You just take knife, not loner or stealth
Loner is by far the worst aura in the entire game
Is there any decent build that justifies immolation grenade?
Mainly cause it isn't even an aura
@remote lark how big are bons aoes and swipes?
No, it sucks, and the talents above it are mid
Q) And what about the Keystone talents, any stron/must-have choices there?
Blazing piety, more crits
Even if we take the grenades in isolation and ignore second wind
I still think knives are the best, because Zealot cannot regen grenades like Vet
As well as good cdr
Sometimes I dodge them and sometimes I don’t I know it sometimes procs duelist but it’s not something i can replicate consistently
blazing piety = free dmg
martydom = good players can make it work
IJ = free dmg for playing zealot right
when i found out you can cancel bolter draw animation with knives, i became knives for life
All 3 keystones are ok, piety is just free dmg, so is momentum, martyrdom is a weird playstyle, but is dmg nonetheless
Is Disdain good talent? (+5% dmg for every second melee hit)
No
its good with relic and evis that's it
No sustained assault is better
Knives also free up a specific flex ability that no other class let's you do.
You can take more aggressive secondaries like flamer of bolt gun and use the knives to take out specialists
use your mother as reference
I really really dislike knives, but the nodes above are too good to ignore
Disdain sounds fantastic? you give a stacking flat dmg buff while swinging at things?
Also, knives are buffed based on the stats of the weapon you are currently wearing.
So for example, let's sya you have 5 stacks of uncanny on your knife. Your throwing knives now also have 5 stacks of uncanny
Its every other attack, it is not good
Sounds fantastic, but in reality it isnt
It only on every other attack it’s not worded well
Every other swing and with most weapons it doesn't end up killing much, if anything, extra. Breakpoints.
It's pretty good on relic blade.
Here's a decent tip for fatshark games, they are horrible in terms of wording, so something that sounds fantastic, ends up being horrible
Fatshark needs to fix Zealot tree badly, it's probably the most unbalanceed in the entire game by far
Someone send the mods add one electron to every atom in their body gif
OK 👌
There's a talent on the bottom right that's literally disdain but 24/7 uptime, instead of 50%
Sustained Assault 
Is "Good Balance" a good talent?
What's that again
Yes
But typically out of the way unless you take TWBS
dr on dodge
Im bad with names, alzheimer runs in the family, slowly catching up to me
but TWBS is unrelated to Good Balance, they are on the same level?
But in all seriousness they aren’t hard but I wanted a in depth look at them so I can preform better against them
I’m mostly dodging around them and hitting them in the back
And they shrivel up and die
Very shrimpel
I don't know hitboxes
I just know dodging backwards once is like, enough typically
Or some ppl dodge sideways in front of the nurgle to bait a spit
🦐
The belly flop is nasty though
Yeah that’s my biggest problem with them
what are the preferred blessings for combat knife crit build?
i refuse to use shroud field so i’m running chastise
riposte precog
and for perks?
Real
flak cara prob
i’ll try them both
and guessing the MK III is ideal?
though i do love the mk VI for the horde clear
i like mk 6 personally
but i usually run it on vet w uncanny mercy killer so bit different of a playing field
I like mk3 for the punch heavy speed
i do aswell, i love the swipes instead of stabs
do the stabs do more overall damage?
It’s really just preference
gotcha
id say mk3s better for zeal while mk6 on vet
Yeah they do or you can push attack spam with mk 6
Right next to eachother
@copper hawk is their no stabbing in kcd2
nevermind i guess theirs just no underhand swings
There's no hold to thrust or underhand swings
Cica you better not spoil the game in the slightest
OK so in kingdom come 2 you....
Me when I'm in a disappointing my father with my knowledge of music competition: (I am unbeatable)
Hes running through artists, raking me over the coals on who sings what and what songs they are and, despite listening to his playlist for like 6 years, I can only name like 1 in 3 songs.
I just fucking misnamed fortunate son as welcome to the jungle, I may end it all, chat.
this is some stan level shit
Sorry but my favorite album is to Pimp a Butterfly, your opinion is now invalid 🖐🏻
to be fair stan had conceptualized fortunate son as a song that did not exist with nonsensical lyrics
Geraldine, by led zeppelin
oh i mean there's other examples, like how stan mixed up eric clapton and jimi hendrix
I can't stand Gen Xers who only listen to 80s studio rock
Bruh stop playing queen for the 20 trillionth time, this isn't a Karaoke bar
people who only listen to one type of thing and dismiss others in general are a bit annoying
foreplay by boston
TRUUUUUU
Someone had to say it
its a sign of narcicism in my experience
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Holy shit Zealot chat is cured, we did it everyone
yeah videogame soundtracks https://youtu.be/Eu9WfqJGoPc?list=PL2CD1114090D4149C
Track 1: Get It Up!
All rights reserved to SEGA and Platinum Games.
;)
"I only listen to real rap, like Tom McDonald and Demondice"
bringing it full cirle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg
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Stream a playli...
i just listen to this https://youtu.be/IDx34E5PK2I?si=Zb6lzsywk3ib_9IF
Everyone thank Doommaster1994 for his valiant work in transcribing the audio.
What you're about to hear is encouragement and
praise with cheering applause, just for you.
Acknowledging you for a variety of reasons. If
there is a situation that does not apply to you,
just listen, and see how you feel. So sit back,
get ready. Here it comes...
We ...
I do not listen to actual rap music outside of the occasional rap music in videogame OSTs because holy fuck that genre is a black hole of talentless dipshits who think autotune and racial slurs make their music good just by including them
Oh no you are one of them 😔
Welp ig we gotta lock down Zealot chat again, mods do your thing
Country music is the same way, but replace autotune and racial slurs with bad Johnny Cash imitations, and talking about women/beer/trucks
sounds like most music nowadays
you think videogame ost and anime intros are bad? try fan music about the small plastic army men board game
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Mad world mentioned, both the OG and cover fuck hard
music that i hate outright:
pop country
nightcore
anything that's just an autotuned vocal/vocaloid with a trap beat on loop
I listen to shit no one cares abt or game osts
Playing rhythm games has given me an appreciation for just how popular anime slop music like this is
It's fucking everywhere dude. I don't know where they find half these fucking songs and they all sound garbage, and like the exact same song
tho I guess I should consider tool mainstream lmao
Guys, the album is about the Pinocchio code and the Fettuccine sequence 😤
not to play the "well thats cuz the people are dumbdumbs" card too early but genuinely, 90% of people dont actually listen to the music theyre listening to -- its just on in the background like whitenoise. i know this because i have many times been told to check out an album or song by a friend and will notice details in my first listen that they havent noticed in hundreds of repeats
Tool fans when math is mentioned:
ill be like "yeah i like how they did a key change at the end with a tempo shift while maintaining 4/4 with that cello in the back" and they're like "woah there's a cello?"
You forgot about Electro Swing 💀
I like Electro Swing, and I support this message
nah im cool with electro swing, i dont dismiss it outright
U disgust me
there's some good shit in the genre, just like there's genuinely good country music out there (but that's not pop country)
LMFAO holy shit
Every genre has something nice
this is actually pretty awesome
except nightcore.
yeah nightcore is ass
I love the resurgence in 2000/2010s white girl music unironically, been great going back and listening to the songs
the big cross behind the seats come stock, just so you know
Not metalcore 🧍🏻♂️
Tracklist:
00:00 | Take Me
04:49 | Asayake
09:47 | Midnight Rendezvous
14:43 | Time Limit
17:20 | Domino Line
24:41 | Tears Of The Star
29:09 | Swear
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^)
white girl music
@copper hawk I should blow you up with a big bomb for that reaction
it's not even restricted to a particular genre and its fans, its a loooooot of people man
you guys like 40k so you might also like organ music
it's a super tractor
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Its not just music its just how a lot of ppl live, they eat slop, listen to slop, play slop. Art and finer things in life are not for everyone to appreciate .d
https://youtu.be/L5q4uYj-gyg organ music ;)
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Entirely impractical but holy based.
You have already lost me at "Satan-sama"
also an insane danger to pedestrians
I'm too scared to click on it
the guy was a biker who had one two many biker friends lose the bike vs car matchup, so he decided to build a bike that could win it
Keep going best part is: "Jesus Jesus Japanesus"
It's about the same size as a pickup, I don't see why it's any more dangerous than that.
okay but like this is funny bad
I refuse to believe there is a human being writing that 
Rick Roll (Different link + no ads) for all you monsters
Original Video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Rick Astley
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCuAXFkgsw1L7xaCfnd5JJOw
why and how
FUCK EMBEDS WORK

The drivers position is way farther back and it's also on the larger size of pickups which are also pretty dangerous it's harder for the driver to see people in front
uninstalled stalker 2 .., probably shouldve refunded it methinkz ,,
but.... its a bike
there is only one wheel to see around
Sometimes when you stare into the void, you can only laugh
https://tenor.com/view/plotting-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-feeder-cat-eating-gif-smug-cat-gif-11834773052453785635 the pickup line is about what frog said talking about the size
This just reads like a cope tbh. Like I'm not even trying to insult you, either, there's zero reason this vehicle is any more or less dangerous than a pickup truck.
there isn't a big wide hood to see over, theres much less blocking forward view on this contraption than on most cars i bet
is it that bad?
The driver's position is irrelevant to how dangerous a 2 ton brick of steel flying at them is, it's still a 2 ton brick of steel flying at them.
think the entire ultrakill ost should be on yt somewhere
i think so lol
Cica doesn't like anything
the drivers position is important relative to the driver fucking seeing which is the dangerous part
like how do you not see that
shame, ig I'll save my money for alan wake 2, but that one also has bad reviews
"SATAN'S RAP DUNGEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
maybe I'll look into new silent hill game idk, I want to play something actually good that wasn't made 10 to 20 years ago
pffsh I've got it on my computer because I can play ULTRAKILL to listen to the Ultrakill soundtrack
It's called "knowing the proportions of your vehicle." It comes with being good at driving. Hope this helps. 
but theres basically nothing to actually bock the drivers view in front of him, there i no big hood you can't see over, its some pipework, a radiator and a wheel
i LOVE kingdom come dlieverance 2 ,,
driver's seat is also like 5ft off the ground lmao
that's ALL you love......... you lost your whimsy
ah yes knowing the proportions of my vehicle lets me see through solid objects so i can now see the person out of view
I'm a big blind guardian fan (huge like dinasaur) so already sort of into prog/symphonic style weirdness
Yall into cars?
Is the combat more engaging in it or is it still grapple simulator until the opponent decides to either let me stab them or they get too tired to fight back?
I think if you can't see a person walk in front of your vehicle then that's more of an operator issue than a vehicle issue tbh.
I own a 2024 Mazda CX-30, how reliable is that car?
its 2024, nobody fucking knows yet
The model hasn't really changed since 2018
american automobile industry jumpscare
noo
OK what about Mazda in general then
Also, it's open top, you can literally look in 360 degrees without even having the structural blockage of your window frames being in the way. Theres zero reason for not having spatial awareness with that thing outside of being a complete fucking idiot, which again, is an operator issue.
do we have gif priviledges yet?
we don't see them at our shop often so thats a good sign imo
Yeah we have all embeds back.
i will say FUCK german cars
"Man, those 17 speed bumps sure were loud."
way to much of a pain in the ass to work on and they love selling people 'performance parts' that are actually the same part shave down to reduce lifespanweight
What is more likely, pigs flying of BMW drivers using their turn signals?
me going to heaven
Anyway, personally, I'm of the opinion that if you are afraid of larger vehicles, you are either incapable of driving them or you have been traumatized know someone who is incapable of driving them from experience. It's really not that difficult to do. (outside of jack knifing an 18 wheeler, that's pretty easy to do if you don't know what you're doing)
Most people driving said larger vehicles don't have a fucking clue how to drive, because most people driving don't have a fucking clue how to drive.
as a bike owner I am afraid of larger vehicles and rightfully so
Trailers are a totally separate thing. Any regular car or truck can be driven by anyone fairly easily.
Bikers fault.
Too many people out there treat active driving like it's just a mobile living room.
I see you practiced your defence
When in doubt, bikers fault. (I have gone to court 3 times for bikers being fucking stupid, dashcams are a blessing)
yeah fat load of good that go pro will do me when my head explodes under a tire that probably is triple my weight
Biker versus 5000 lbs of metal
Who will win????
Bikers should be on sidewalks, putting bikers on the same roads as cars is very dangerous in places with lots of car traffic
Like seriously I have hit 3 bikers and every time it was not my fault, I genuinely don't understand why some of yall have a deathwish.
is dumping cleave damage on zealot dueling sword a good deal? or should i stick with my mobility dumped one?
Based
Assuming we're talking about America then everywhere has a lot of car traffic because cities are expressly built and designed around only cars
Don't dump cleave damage unless you're planning to convert it to ds5, because ds5 changes cleave damage to defences.
I think you should be limited to 1 car per adult
i finally got to the bottom of why that redditor was arguing with me about why shroudfield is better than fotf
it's because "speedrunners use it"

I live near a coastal island in Florida and that island is 100% walkable living, I lived there for a while
The heat is way worse than any of these freakish abominations
It's very developed too
You expected someone on reddit to have an intelligent, coherent argument?
ig should specify its a motorbike, doesn't matter how big the bike is if u try to drive on vehicle lane u get harassed by a bozo in a BMW or SUV, which is fine but its Barry 63 driving his truck half-asleep that I'm afraid of
I grew up in Puerto Rico, I was born into the heat, molded by it
This gif always confuses me, where the hell is it?
I hate the cold tho
Why do people want a "white Christmas"
That shit sounds cringe ngl
It looks like the cryo rod map, but like, he somehow got up top where shit spawns.
I would rather have optional warmth
better to have the snow than just a cold, dead, dreary, muddy shit
It's Chasm Terminus Transit Hub
The mission where you have to disable the skyfire in the trainyard
I'll take snow over fucking depressing ass mud any day
Oh right it's consignment yard before the final airlock.
you can always put on more clothes if you are cold but you cant do the same for the heat
That big room with the bridge and the medicae that seems to somehow always have a daemonhost.
yeah
the same room is used for a data interrogator event during the cryonic rod mission
Not to mention I get an excuse to wear cool shit, summer fashion sucks, summer sucks, I hate sun
How did I not make the correlation?
Yes I have a vitamin D deficiency
because you enter the room on the third floor during the trainyard mission, which is normally blocked off on the cryonic rod mission
can I come over and do this to you
I'm gonna kill you.
guillotine, no trial
Oh god zealot chat is actually back to talking about zealot again
Actually wait are you on rn?
not any more
Kms.
Tbf what is there to talk about? 🤔
white chocolate is a fucking scam
okay chat, is twbs worth taking or not
depends
not this again
We've figured this one out already, depends on the weapon.
who's "we"
you figured it out because i taught you 
can we talk abt like.. food or something
I LITERALLY ADVOCATED FOR NOT TAKING IT BEFORE I EVER MET YOU
OK, my favorite dish in the world is Congri
TWBS is only necessary if you're using chain weapons, hammer, and now relic blade, otherwise it's not needed. Especially now that gunners don't hitstun you.
"and now relic blade"
clearly someone still doesn't understand twbs and why you take it
You take it to avoid melee hit stun while charging heavy melee attacks with slow weapons.
mkx, which is the best mark, doesn't horde clear with heavy attacks
two free points, wow!
never heard of it, looks pretty good, though I'd probably put less rice and more minced meat or something
I am taking good balance anyway so it's 1 point, noob.
lizers are funny creatures
Get utter'd, idiot.
It's tech a side dish
"utter"
makes more sense as side dish. I'm a big fan of legumes in as many meals as I can fit them in, but they're not enough protein on their own like that
I miss when vet chat was talking about food instead of daily ''whats meta on plasma''
blasma... 🫄
Have it with some Vaca Frita
Skirt will always be my favorite cut, u can't convince me otherwise 😤
ooh that looks pretty good
I gotta try this
Or steak palomino
My fellow preachers, hear me out, isn't tdr aura just a better lone or even when going out alone?
think I'll try Vaca Frita first, that looks pretty easy to eat, ngl I don't rly do steak all that often cause I hate chewing it
though I do lack some nutrients because of how little red meat I eat, so I gotta change that
Where's the issue, exactly?
just confused as to why you get more stamina on a sword then a knife
dueling sword also only has +1 stamina
Look at dodge distance, that's why.
have you tried parryin with a knife ? it's a tiny metal stick ,,
Stamina is related to blocking and sprinting is efficiency based
because knife/ds can spam their overpowered dodges
Because stamina also equals to block, gotta keep that in mind
yerp
Try blocking with a tiny knife
look at that -12 dodge distance on the gs and the +11 on the knife :p
of its a blocking thing ,then why not make the block/push cost higher on the smaller weapons
knife also moves a lot faster in general so your stamina has more juice
You ask too much of fatshark. That would make too much sense.
Knife and dueling sword can much sprint faster but it wouldn’t make sense if they could block a ton of attack.
Relic blade literally blocks on special cause of it’s girth
anyone else having really shitty server connection?
ngl RB is a bit overpowered too but I don't care because moveset is fun
I'm past the point of caring whats OP anymore, just want to vibe
and relic blade is big vibe
Real, just me vibing in auric damnation
im a bit of both, ill use something good and fun over boring and meta
LMFAO holy shit
we love fatshark
I've been there for years but with havoc that enjoyment is gone, I get asked to run book/ds constantly now by players who are miles below my competence
im in the psykhanium, completely unable to change the mark on my new eviscerator
Lol book is one thing but dueling sword isn’t even that good if you need zealot on frontliner duty
I watched 3 dueling sword team of vets and zealots get wrecked by a 21st horde
But anyways, just dont play havoc if you dont enjoy it, auric, auric maels etc are still there
Its parroted to be good because you're supposed to line enemies in a choke and spam to conserve ammo, except the players that ask for DS often scatter like rats and die instead
I'm still really missed the so called "book" isn't a book
Fatshark needs some explaining to do
The idol probably looks better but it is called chorus, book is the icon
Why is the pic a book
You are reading off the book in your head as you chant obv
I wanna smack people with a scripture
Yeah that's been happening lately. Posted a clip a few days ago on my psyker.
i just wish auric/maelstroms gave you more mats
Or icon.
sobbing
They give a lot of mats lol
Especially QP. and it’s instant RoI over havoc weekly drops
Same mats as normal damn+ more dockets
what i mean is that an auric damnation and a standard damnation give the same mats, at least im pretty sure
Auric gives more dockets
I mean that’s literally the cata vs legend philosophy
It’s to encourage players to stay at normal damnation if they aren’t comfortable/good enough for havoc without them missing out on much
I believed this, until havoc got released
You can’t always just have rewards go up or else the meta will just revolve around the highest difficulty and people will join in getting carried
Havoc is it’s own reward system and it’s own part of the game with agency with who you group with
dockets are never the problem though, those stack up quick even when using them, and while standard damnation gives a good amount of plasteel/diamantine so you dont feel forced to go higher up to auric/havoc, i would think that auric, the difficulty set harder then standard, would give some extra mats
This is already the case.
"It's own part of the game" bro is just what comes after auric maelstrom becomes too easy
Lmao dockets are a problem when rolling for bis dump stat weapons but yea
Don't worry havoc too will become trivial after plasma gets another morbillion percent pen
It can't pen through the next two maps you'll play yet, thats a bug fatshark will fix, promise
100 cleave to plasma lights!
spending 500k to finally get the perfect dump stat only for hadron to fuck you over by changing the mobility from 60 to 62:
that makes sense, but doing a bunch of standard damnation ends up netting you 300 per, which isn't bad when 10 gets you around 3000, but id rather get that quicker then 30-40 minutes per game, and not ever game is guarenteed, because you could get lower quality players on standard damnation, when your (at least iv found) more likely to get higher quality on auric
It isn’t a fuckin guarantee but i guarantee it’s less bad than it would be if auric was a straight reward increase across the board
happened with a relic blade of mine, nearly lost my damn mind
How are you only getting 300 per lol? You get 100 alone from idols
300 diamantine
The currency that no older player can relate to sadly
I mean you'd need something that the non-average players wants aswell.
plasteel isn't as much of a problem for me unless its consencrating a bunch of junk to use for mastery sacrificing
I have a whole stockpile from before the crafting update
And it's shown people will spend days if not weeks fighting for things like vanity items.
Idk what you are even on about now args
Incentives for playing harder difficulties.
Why did people play cata in vt2?
Fun
Dude idk I don't care about VT2
Build it and they will come
People played cataclysm for fun, i wish havoc was the same
Havoc is more like, weaves but not complete ass. I hope they expand on havoc more as time goes on and add more modifiers to the pool
IP grabber and discord account stealer
Sadly this is their next step yeah
that me bro haha
<@&735928989146939404>
Reasons why you should try harder missions
- There is beauty in the madness
- more resources
- RAAAAAA CLUTCH ADRENALINE
This ain't the support chat bozo
Every bloody class channel
Go spam in another server
wow, just realized how badly penetrating flame stacks up for the flamer
tsk not friendly ok
It’s only good for carapace
It’s not, even if it’s legit that’s not the way to do it.
Make content and post it organically
"organically"
Could've sworn this server had a no self advertising rule, guess I am missremembering
What is man rambling bout?
yup its fine
Yes we have a few YouTubers and they show their videos when relevant or talking about a mission where something happened. It’s not blatant self advertising
overpressure for the flamer is like the opposite of blaze away, right? where it loses stacks as you keep firing?
"Kindly support, thanks" spams it on every channel
I still wouldn't anyway
Wasn't a scam link but yeah please dont spam links in every channel, thanks
Self advertising can be considered a violation of rule #12.
Wtf is this reply discord, cmo,
its fine warden thanks
why'd you hustle yt for this of all games anyway
Xd
Basically but it’s good, at half tank you’ll have full benefit of blaze away and half benefit of overpressure
good to know, gotta change pen flame to that then
Yea pen flame only matters for carapace core aka crusher
Hear me out Everlasting flame and blaze away
hear me out, no flamer
Flamer kills everything that isn't crushers really good. (scab ragers, despite carapace bodies, are considered flak for DOT's, for some reason)
Otherwise it’s just 5% damage cause fire already has great adms outside of carapace
Spend all your ammo in one go 
Meh everlasting flames just causes people to lose all their ammo. Seen it happen some dude went red from the first horde
I mean if the hoard is big enough why not
Nope, suddenly need reload. No luck.
Oh I just like so I don't have to wait for the everlasting reload animation
Crit more 
Blaze away is at full power halfway through the magazine and you shouldn’t be holding down for plain hordes anyways
I already give crits to everyone.
You do not need the extra power and you don’t need to completely drain ammo to kill enemies that would have died with a short burst of fire
As I said if crits high you'll very unlikely ever need to reload it
Just animation cancel lol
It takes like 6-7 ammo to kill an entire horde anyway
which is kinda easy during hoard
Plus everything infront of you dies while you are reloading
You can just anim cancel the reload, yknow.
This I didn't know
Exactly lol not saying someone can’t use everlasting well but it’s a bait for the average player
You can also anim cancel drawing it too.
Ogryn’s figured out flamer like a year and a half ago, you should only be holding down for elite packs/very mixed hordes
At this point i think i use the throwing knife for anim cancels more than actual killing
Otherwise, normal horde dies from 6-7 ammo, and you only need to hit stack cap on bosses and swap to melee
Honestly, I don't ever anim cancel the draw animation. Nothing is strenuous enough to call for that, imo.
smh animation cancel
Yea i barely animation cancel flamer as well, everything dies to the burn as it tries to reach you
7 ammo kills chaff, 12 ammo kills elites, 16 ammo kills bulwarks.
I just hate waiting 
Builds muscle memory too for when i use muh boltgun
Give or take 1 ammo in either direction, those are the general breakpoints.
cause you suck
I am more of a fan of just repositioning and watching the smiteker eat an overhead while drawing it so I can kill the crusher that pancaked him and repeatedly tap e on him while he's downed.
ur a noob, nooblodyte
Today I'm learning animation cancelling is important to zealots
Why are you so mean to me today...
Anim cancels are important to literally everyone
it gets me attention
Vet has some really good ones on their good guns, Psyker has quell cancels for canceling actions in general in additon to breaking the game, and I'm pretty sure ogryn probably has a few
Much like bleed knives we can’t stop you
We just have the unique quirk of anim canceling draw animations on flamer and boltgun, all classes use anim canceling well.
Don't matter if lagging hard and packet lossing to heck. The animations are so dooked at that point.
I have used bleed knifes in the past but it became boring quick
you can cancel the ani locks on relic blade too with tk or block
Psyker, for example, can load a double barrel to the point that you can use surety of arms for an instant 25% peril. It's literally "swap, click" and boom, 25% peril.
Block has priority over most things doesn't it
If only that was actually true
Many melee weapons’ attacks have lengthy chain-into-block time values
For example, evicerator XV, heavy overhead into block is quite slow
There’re many others
I haven’t bothered to check every single one
What funny jank can be done with a hammer?
There’re rare instances of attacks being able to be block cancelled before they have animation fully done
For example: knife VI’s heavy sweeping attacks, Rashad axe’s light1
I noticed this after I realized Antax axe’s light1 actually can’t be cancelled halfway like Rashad
Not a lot, unfortunately. Would be hilarious if we could anim cancel the stun after special hits though.
Hey what a fitting name you have now
Oh yeah knife blocks look weird inthe middle of a string
Glad they actually reduced the stun tho
Hrm?
Should be no stun 
If you block while spamming heavies it looks janky lol
How about 40000 warhammers
because it blocks in the position you were holding the knife at
If I'm using heavies like that, I'm just dodging since I'm probs dealing with big guys.
Tru
If I gave the zealots thunder hammer to the ogryn would it be just as effective even tho they'd probably be too stupid to turn it on
If they can use a power maul they can use a thammer 
Never probably
1337 hours
cute
ohno
Ferrets have such personality when picked up
Some react with audacity, some find it comfy, some just vibe with it “like oh okay guess im picked up now”
How many Ainz?
and 1 of my friends has 5.4k
Wonder what skudie is up to now
not much
Rather have a power fist or claw
3 hours per day since launch
Humans are the same way. If someone who was 6’7" picked me up, I think I’d behave like most dogs (ex wiggling and flailing)
Ngl I'd like to see a halberd maybe for zealot
5400 hours is 6.7 hours per days since launch
yes
Ngl I've managed to pull 12hrs before in this game wouldn't surprise me if someone else has done more in a day
Babe it’s time for your daily 6h of darktide
Monch n cronch
I mean, is like other pets. Some like it, some hate it, some just deal with it.
I couldn’t main game anything like that. I can play games for longer than 6h in a single session but not daily for over a year 💀
My cat is fine with being picked up for like 30s
She can kinda sense when you're going for the grab and slithers away tho
I used to wear my cat like a mink sole and walk around the house
I used to have 2 black cats that I could put on either shoulder and walk around with
Balancing was shakey at first but it got to the point where it was just like I was wearing hockey pads and she couldn’t be happier
Are there space marine sized chain fists or is that just knights and dreadnaughts?
Thats what they were originally sized for
There are? U can use power fists in space marine 2
(Ogryns will not get them)
Ik about the power fists but was curious if there was chainfists
They should give psyker power fists
Real shit
Biomancy WHEN
Hmm not sure but it'd be dope
Aight chat, I know there are a lot of Thammer enjoyers in here. Throw me your nastiest thammer builds gamers. 
Ngl psykers could either do with a staff tweak or just a new one entirely
Yeah first you unequip the thammer
There are
Telekinesis staff
Loner stealth piety (don't do this)

Voidbeam

Yeah the best Thammer is the Crusher
Lemme pull of darktide rq and I'll send my Hammarty
Shock maul > thammer
Thammer swag best swag though
Too far
Then equip the relic?
I politely disagree, no swag like evis swag
Aye I can agree with this.
What if it isn't bait
I would rather play thammer any day over smaul
Chainaxe
Just because it sounds better
Disciple of Meow
Evis makes the best noise, makes other chain weapons sound like weaksauce
Disagree I actually really like the shock maul
Shockmaul is peak okay
On GOD bro
Im still mad they stealth nerfed lightning reflexes
i would really fuck with hammerblow skullcrusher shockmaul if i liked the movesets of the shockmauls
No i mean it literally, it is the most average, okay, mid weapon
but i just do not vibe with them
Oh okay eat shit I love peakmaul
Hammarty
Thunderstrike
this cant be real
Lightning reflexes gave it a unique playstyle and niche and fatshark said nuh uh we can’t ever nerf dueling sword but we can nerf lightning reflexes
KILL THIS PERSON NOW
They should just remove dueling sword tbh
This is bait tier

How do you even organically do this build
This is literally how I play wth
How play like someone with their brain removed at birth
Punishment over sustain assault
Bro got lobotomized 💀





