zealot-class

[hybrid jewel]

Guess you'll be staying here now, heh.

[cursive tundra]

Thats one grim run, 2 at most
Can be done in one run by sitting on tox gas copium

[hybrid jewel]

True, heresy is where you also get dumbos who won't destroy grims even if someone already died 17 times to it.

Bonus when the guy who died that many times picked up grim 2. They both proceeded to die horribly after.

[spare talon]

WAIT WE HAVE IMAGE PERMS BACK??

[hybrid jewel]

15 secs slowmode and pics.

[hard nexus]

WE ARE SO BACK

[naive stirrup]

WHAT PART OF FUCKING PROBATION DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

this is why we can't have nice things

[hard nexus]

how is that bad lmfao

it’s not borderline porn, or using any slurs

[obsidian prairie]

We did it

We survived the purge

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240699184450109502/1334640589756436571/gamerz.gif

[naive stirrup]

still slow mode

[hybrid jewel]

I'm surprised Aquino didn't pop in to boom about it.

[spare talon]

stans legacy lives on

[hybrid jewel]

15 secs is still better than 30 secs though.

[spare talon]

by a lot

[hard nexus]

by 2 times!

[obsidian prairie]

We can have shitty arguments at 2x speed!!!!!

[hard nexus]

now we can actually respond to random people who ask unrelated questions mid argument instead of having to ration out our messages and ignore them

[naive stirrup]

no one do anything stupid

[hard nexus]

immmm gonna make brownies methinks

[naive stream]

Your asking for to much now

[misty ravine]

What mk perks blessings talents and cosmetics for relic blade

[obsidian prairie]

(all as separate messages)

[sterile stone]

Where do you think you are

[hard nexus]

what cheats to use for relic blade

[hybrid jewel]

The text equiv of an Xbox CoD lobby.

[misty ravine]

Nah, it's more like Barrens Chat. Mid-2000s CoD lobbies were entirely unmoderated and people would constantly say things that would get themselves banned and zealot channel shut down if they were said here

[naive stream]

Feel like most zealot players are unhinged so it adds up

[hybrid jewel]

I guess. But is more, bunch of 'kids' who play games but also get into trouble arguing to the point or just talking things that should not be said.

[misty ravine]

Download sp0rkeh, extract anywhere but the steam folder and run the exe

[frozen kernel]

Big Head Mode, Mirror Mode, and Goatee On

[hybrid jewel]

Where chipmunk voice? (Helium head mode.)

[remote lark]

fleshtearer is bad please don't run this.

we are not reddit, we don't use dogshit bleed builds here

the only reason lacerate/uncanny works on mk6 is because of its horde clear rotation.

[frozen kernel]

🐿️🗣️🔊 “IM NOT WICKED IM NOT”

[naive stream]

Guessing someone does not like bleed builds lol

[frozen kernel]

Lumi’s probably one of the most knowledgeable people here, it’s worth listening

[remote lark]

They are objectively worse than other builds the knife has to offer.
They were popularized by a 'popular' darktide youtuber named Tanner who is bad.

[hidden grove]

disgusting, that level of slurp is illegal

[naive stream]

Never said I wasnt taking your advice, was just pointing out that your not a big fan of them.

[hybrid jewel]

Just thinking of any Zealot FotF line in chipmunk is funni.

[remote lark]

i like bleed just not on knife.
It just offers so muchl ess damage than other options.
Uncanny lets you oneshot crushers with ease.
Precog/riposte let you one/twoshot crushers and other stuff in the game easily.

These blessings also give you way more horde clear than the bleed does just cause of how much raw damage they offer when paired with the knifes inherently high headshot/crit multipliers.

[obsidian prairie]

That slurp was necessary

[remote lark]

Lacerate/flesh tearer is also a terrible combination.
You won't get enough crit to make flesh tearer worth it even with piety., so you'll just be desperately trying to bleed enemies to death. as you stab a crusher 40 times in the head.

[uneven galleon]

Bleed feels like it should be primarily used for crits from Scourge, not for bleeds on its own

[pliant otter]

Best perks for knife?

[remote lark]

Flak/unyielding.

[hybrid jewel]

I said Uncanny with Fleshtearer or Lacerate.

[remote lark]

My bad.
Still, fleshtearer is bad unless you pair it with riposte, and if you're using riposte you're going to get way more single target and horde clear damage with precog. :)

[obsidian prairie]

I say you should be shot for that one

[remote lark]

Uncanny and lacerate are good on the mk6 because it's side slash heavy almost kills alot of chaff in its horde clear rotation.

Light light heavy chews through hoards with lacerate pretty nicely.

Also it's hard to find a good pairing with uncanny since you can't take riposte as effectively.

[frozen kernel]

OG knife zealots spending 27 seconds tickling a crusher in the psyk to be like “bleed is fuckin sick guys check it out”

[remote lark]

don't worry guys i got this mercy killer lacerate build from reddit
i'm set

[naive stream]

Basically just a mosquito without the diseases

[remote lark]

I feel like posting one of my builds on reddit just to watch them writhe.

[frozen kernel]

To this day I don’t know if it was a high level shitpost or not

[hybrid jewel]

The joke is I always try to aim high then, why sometimes Fleshtearer might do more. I just went lazy with it tbh. Uncanny good but everything else is like, bad or need some prerequisite.

[remote lark]

The problem with fleshtearer is that you need crit for it to get value.
However:
A. If you crit, whatever you're hitting is probably dead.
B. If you don't take riposte, you won't crit enough to get any value out of it.
C. If you take riposte, you'll get more damage out of precog. Why bleed something to death when you can just oneshot it.

Precog and duelist is enough to oneshot crushers I believe.
Especially if you take IJ.

[frozen kernel]

I feel like there’s hardly enough build diversity available that the only real filters are…

“Do you know what all of your talents do?”

“Do you know which ones are essential?”

“Which ones are just broken and should be disregarded?”

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328770045920280596/image.png?ex=67a4ea0a&is=67a3988a&hm=ee591f12b87e3bbbae474a93ab4eafad083b7b85b16079ee5e34aa4b1387dd82&

Wait we have image perms back???

MY ~~WHINING ~~ PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

[hybrid jewel]

Piety actually. But yeah. And yes, we got ferrets above.

[frozen kernel]

Problem with Reddit is that they don’t fucking understand the latter two points, so they judge like idiots

Nice

[remote lark]

knife is actually not as good with piety.
it's pretty close though.

[hybrid jewel]

@fleet zealot Drop more fluffs if you still on.

[naive wharf]

do snipers not count for this?
because about 3 times now, iv
1.been 3 miles from my teammates coherency
2.been in shroudfield
3.staring at the snipers ass
and i dont think any of them counted

[remote lark]

backstab is buggy and you won't always get backstab cdr (or penances) for backstab kills

[frozen kernel]

If they technically count as a “Specialist” not a ranged enemy despite using a ranged weapon, Ima laugh

[hybrid jewel]

I just wanna crit more lul. I usually just slack in heresy anyway.

[prisma sigil]

Not sure but slightly unrelated, this penance sucks. It's easy to do but it requires you to play like an asshole.

Government mandated loner knife zealot douchebag penance

[frozen kernel]

Obligatory “oh you’re doing the dogshit loner penance” image

[prisma sigil]

I just did it at lower difficulty so I wasn't being a sandbag

[frozen kernel]

Fun Fact: it’s actually 120° so be careful

[naive wharf]

yeah, which is why im getting it done fairly quickly, and id rather use the knife then the axe at the moment, iv just been doing quickplays

[remote lark]

This is my knife build.

[hybrid jewel]

The dumbest one I derped on was knoife martyrdom.

[remote lark]

I have a knife built for single target damage or limited horde clear, and a flamer for big hordes.
Riposte and scourge gives me enough crit to get value out of precog, although I should probably take uncanny.

hmmm actually i'm going to dro pattack speed for purge

[remote lark]

i don't play heresy

[sullen forge]

Did Aquino slightly break some of the shackles that bear this chat

[remote lark]

no everyone but me cant upload images
i bribed hank

[hybrid jewel]

I do cos comfy on vet and zel. I wouldn't do solo pugs on psyker there.

[remote lark]

psyker is fun

[hybrid jewel]

I just don't trust myself to be able to clutch on psyker.

[naive stream]

Valid

[remote lark]

why not

[hybrid jewel]

+9 stam psyker on controller solo cos pugs are somehow worse than bottom barrel.

[copper hawk]

It's good

[hybrid jewel]

No ruining of it, I guess.

[copper hawk]

Yah, actual story and good animation

[hybrid jewel]

I assume they tried to mimic the old style somehow?

[naive stream]

Yo the game took my hud

[spare talon]

do you have customhud

[copper hawk]

Yah

[median steeple]

yes and it's peak

[spare talon]

???????????
i just clicked up on this

[copper hawk]

CANT WAIT 2 PLAY KC D 2 ALL NIGHT !!!!!!!

[spare talon]

you dump defences too on mk5 since it has mobility and defences

[hybrid jewel]

Dueling sword dump stats.

[copper hawk]

[hybrid jewel]

I did say pen dump is for meme ds5. It's the fling yourself on dodge meme.

[copper hawk]

I hope there's cumanz in kcd2,,

[spare talon]

oh i thought you were saying ds5 was a meme
and i would have obliterated you where you stand

[hidden grove]

the real question is, is it better than ds4

[spare talon]

no
but it is not unethical

[vast basin]

You don't even need to dump pen for max distance though

[obsidian prairie]

Do it anyway

[hybrid jewel]

Naw, just the funny build you go with any bonus dodge range increase that sends you careening off Gloriana.

[median steeple]

how are yous enjoying the game

wait we have image perms back holy peak

[copper hawk]

I just started if u spoil i block u

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-slam-dunk-man-dunks-basketball-basketball-hoop-gif-26961879

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288198375765835799/1323754208666587146/darktideFreaks.gif

[hybrid jewel]

IDK if mobility and def dodge distance stack, but someone said they did.

[copper hawk]

Yah and a 15 min slowmode

[spare talon]

they do

[median steeple]

I would never, I need to upgrade my PC before I play the game, WHY DO YOU THINK SO LOW OF ME YOU STINKY GLUE

[vast basin]

They do. You can dump def/mob and still hit max distance easily

[spare talon]

then you can pair it with IJ
lemme go get a video of it

[naive stream]

Fixed it

[hybrid jewel]

Or WS for vet.

[copper hawk]

Cuz ur a meanie head and u nevar play w me so i 4got ur human variety

[hard nexus]

chat does this go hard

[copper hawk]

It like in spore when u grow distant w a space race and the affinity gets lower

[median steeple]

all you need to do is ask ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[hard nexus]

woa… the gang is all here…

[copper hawk]

Except im the Grox and i ALWAYZ hate u .

Whenever we ask u alway say ur bsy noob, u can also ask too noob

[median steeple]

yeah you would

[hard nexus]

now kiss

[median steeple]

you haven't asked me to play in like 2 and a half weeks

[spare talon]

ds5 dodge distance with IJ and def dump

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328733651323719690/hehedancingfalke.gif

[hybrid jewel]

How much bonus is IJ over WS btw?

[remote lark]

ws?

[copper hawk]

How i peep at the team of gormless vet mainz on gloriana when i hear the tell tale sound of a shitflinger 9000 fizzle next 2 me

[spare talon]

id need to check but im pretty sure its 5%

[naive wharf]

hell yeah

[spare talon]

@hybrid jewel im incorrect

15 ij is 7.5% and ws is 10%

[hybrid jewel]

Vet Weapon Specialist. Mostly curiousity since I made many DS on my vet for funni.

[hard nexus]

neither have you!!!!!!

growled…

[copper hawk]

Typical.

[hard bough]

so true.........

[spare talon]

ij is still way better for it tho

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/nandor-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-kayvan-novak-gif-26631766

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

but guys vet is soooo weak…

[spare talon]

cuz its also 15% dodge refresh rate and also procs on just playing the fucking game
WS requires a specific playstyle

[royal vortex]

unwavering focus is gone. how can i play autopistol vet now ?

[median steeple]

you don't

[hard nexus]

uugghh pleaasseee vet is just soooo bad it’s just sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad…

[hard nexus]

hold m1 and then wonder how ur out of ammo

[spare talon]

lemme go pull up ds5 on vet

[delicate shadow]

I wasn't looking at the server at the time, it was due to my requesting it tho

[hybrid jewel]

True. Though WS playstyle just works for me tbh.

[hard nexus]

YIPPEPEEE

[delicate shadow]

I doubt it'll be too much longer before things are more or less back to normal but we'll see

[royal vortex]

why isn't the slowmode set to 5 minutes

[hybrid jewel]

Is was more, pop in to surprise the zel mains about it, heh.

[remote lark]

you're my new favorite

[delicate shadow]

ha, yeah I would've if I were around

[hard nexus]

to spite you

[royal vortex]

cruel and vindictive response. practice mindfulness

[copper hawk]

I never want to see a vet whine again or im chumming them

[delicate shadow]

we're saving that for Ogryn chat, too much stimulation is bad for the oggy brain

[obsidian prairie]

I like how the -5/5 is normal dodge sized

[hard nexus]

idk what those words mean but i need ur thoughts on this image

[hybrid jewel]

I think only oggys get to complain tbh.

[delicate shadow]

I'm convinced anyone who thinks psyker or vet are weak simply don't know how to melee. It's very "I die to poxwalkers" energy

[royal vortex]

the kind of person who posts this does not have a clean bedroom

[hard nexus]

just a small leap with each dodge

[royal vortex]

low sanitation energy

[copper hawk]

Perfectly imbalanced as darktide should be

[hard nexus]

i actually just cleaned my room and it wasn’t very dirty

[prisma sigil]

I mean you don't even need to be able to melee to be a powerhouse as psyker, those people are just stupid

[hard nexus]

marvel has rotted you to the core

[copper hawk]

I knew u hated me

[remote lark]

@fathom barn
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e24ffb5-7317-4999-b1fd-06aba1c867f4/meta-slave

[prisma sigil]

Veteran tho definitely, esp in havoc 40 when ammo needs to be conserved more

[royal vortex]

i don't know whether this being truthful or a lie is funnier but i am laughing at both possibilities

[copper hawk]

Valentine status.. REVOKED !!!!

[median steeple]

I love bucky but all my friends hate hims

[fathom barn]

thanks 🙂

[copper hawk]

Armed and dangerous

[hard nexus]

it’s a lie i didn’t jsut clean my room

however my room is not dirty

[copper hawk]

once a liar always a liar

[median steeple]

Rot queen

[hidden grove]

wait no book

[hard nexus]

true…

[royal vortex]

you should've lied in either direction instead of taking some weird centrist compromise that was utterly devoid of humor

[remote lark]

book isn't meta

[copper hawk]

Yuck i say , yuck ! Minus 100 cica points . Reduction in ra k 30 days extra duty revocation of a month's pay

[median steeple]

Hate crime

[lunar fable]

hello slowmode chat

[hidden grove]

but, without book zealot will be useless 😔

[obsidian prairie]

People who think X class should be able to move through enemies (even with a condition) have never watched a handmaiden true solo

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-palas-palas-cat-green-fire-gif-9691844312166040256

[hybrid jewel]

Lies. Book (slave) is h40 meta.

[hard nexus]

ogryn should be able to dodge through a poxwalker, especially a staggered one

[obsidian prairie]

Do they know

[remote lark]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e25009d-5698-44e4-a29e-8e053ed05801/ev15
@fathom barn

[hard nexus]

yes i do know, that’s why i said one!! only one!!

[remote lark]

i take bolter with evisc because killing large groups of crushers is tricky without it

[royal vortex]

there needs to be more 6 inch tall random protrusions from the ground that completely impede your movement like that one at the dropdown in consignment yard

[obsidian prairie]

(someone in ogryn chat is arguing for this)
(right now)

[royal vortex]

the game just isn't fun without them

[median steeple]

please fine joy in your life

400 Euro fine

[copper hawk]

Fine joy

Lol.

[remote lark]

railroads on logistratum after the dropdown before you turn off the skyfire

[median steeple]

Die.

[copper hawk]

So violent. So quirky

[naive wharf]

all in one
time to never touch stealth or loner again, thank christ

[median steeple]

olpish rage

[hybrid jewel]

You guys sound like you all are in some long relationship. The squabbles much.

[copper hawk]

I am a single pringle .. free 2 roam the glooptures ..

[hard nexus]

we are the nightmare lesbian polycule from hell

[remote lark]

erm, what the meow

[copper hawk]

Snoodle and Meow r like in a Venom kinda relationship

[hard nexus]

do you t

nvm

[nocturne bane]

coming back to this game how good is the relic sword guys?

[copper hawk]

WE... ARE MOLDY !!!!!!!!!!!!

[naive stirrup]

you get to do this again but on vet. lot less annoying though

[hybrid jewel]

Snoodle?

[naive wharf]

last fucking ones
how long would trust take just doing quickplays?

[obsidian prairie]

Pretty great, amazing generalist weapon

[misty ravine]

Very good

[copper hawk]

@median steeple

[hybrid jewel]

Uhh, weh?

[remote lark]

@hard nexus can i have your mk3 build
i'm making a spreadsheet for all of the meta choices for each weapon mark

[naive wharf]

iv already got vet and psykers done, after zealot
ogryn is next...

[nocturne bane]

good good

[copper hawk]

Play havoc w the goop modifier

[spare talon]

take grims
literally free

[hard nexus]

which one is venom and who’s the like person inside

[hybrid jewel]

What about you then?

[naive stirrup]

[hard nexus]

just blessings? flak elites perfect strike shred

[naive wharf]

what is grims? and also, i dont really do havoc, dont have a team for it

[spare talon]

grimoires

[median steeple]

the spooky books that give you corruption

[remote lark]

why perfect strike?

[naive wharf]

OOOOH
how the fuck did i not figure that out

[copper hawk]

Lumii doesnt know.. such a baka chungus..

[hard nexus]

4x cleave, mk3 evis functions best with a cleave blessing of some kind

[spare talon]

PS gives 4x cleave on crit in addition to ignore hitmass

[remote lark]

is only 15 capped??

[hard nexus]

no both are capped, mk3 just needs the stagger from the cleave

[spare talon]

mk3 heavies arent\

[remote lark]

ooh
does that mea you take piety?

[copper hawk]

🦗

[hard nexus]

yes obv

[remote lark]

okieeee :3

[median steeple]

I love Yötön Yö good song

[spare talon]

meow runs martyrdom stealth with evis actually

[hard nexus]

also note that while the heavies aren’t capped, they still have really bad damage distribution, their main purpose is to spread stagger, scourge, and a combo attack, not really for their damage in particular

[copper hawk]

Wat.

[remote lark]

i was rlly tempted when making this to include every weapon mark except mk3 evisc just to troll you

[spare talon]

kill it with a rock

[median steeple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQAVUpCGM0I&pp=ygULWcO2dMO2biBZw7Y%3D

[remote lark]

pls

[copper hawk]

kill it w a rock

[remote lark]

no, only cole gets to be mean to me
get back in your hole, gloopster

[copper hawk]

[remote lark]

& stay out of my havocs...

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-speech-bubble-speech-discord-gif-25192162

[copper hawk]

Bleeeeeeg la la lala blows raspberry at u

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[copper hawk]

MEEEEE !!!!!

[frozen kernel]

ITS A STICKER

[nocturne bane]

what is a good weapon of choice for h40?

[remote lark]

relic blade or dueling sword are the best options methinks

[median steeple]

relic blade is cooler than DS and you have the moral high ground

[remote lark]

true

[obsidian prairie]

Real

[copper hawk]

False

[uneven galleon]

devil's claw

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-explosion-gif-11079301938727146216

[hybrid jewel]

Relic, ds, bolter, flamer. Knoife maybe.

[hidden grove]

A knife

[hard nexus]

wrong mk3 evis

[obsidian prairie]

Heavy sword!!!!!!!!!

[median steeple]

I think I should walk to 7/11 at 10pm in sub 30 temps

[uneven galleon]

It's not that any other weapons within the range aren't impossible but it takes a having to know the weapon itself to go through it in H40

[frozen kernel]

MK9 HS / Shredder AP

[hidden grove]

a knife, but only if you have book 😌

[copper hawk]

Hope u slip and spill ur big gulp..

[hard nexus]

DO NOT USE DOUBLE GULP CUP

[violet hornet]

I did my first havoc 40 clear with an hsword

But it was a mk7 so fine ofc

[median steeple]

Ogryn and zealot are actually the only classes I have yet to do H40 on

I should get on that

[obsidian prairie]

Post the build (hs havoc)

[frozen kernel]

FIVE TIMES DOUBLE GULP FUCK ME

[copper hawk]

I dont use hs in havoc

[obsidian prairie]

Wait who the fuck was it

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/stutters-i-know-that-sounds-bad-ego-guardians-of-the-galaxy-kurt-russell-gif-15922456

[spare talon]

hard carried a rolling steel lmao

2 team wipes

[remote lark]

i dont like rolling steel

[uneven galleon]

who does

[naive stirrup]

me

it's my favorite map

[remote lark]

no u dont

[true kindle]

Embed perms have been restored and slowmode has been halved to 15 seconds. Continue to behave and the remaining sanctions will be lifted in due time.

[sterile stone]

Waiting on the same culprits to send us back once again in about a weeks worth of time.

[true kindle]

if it happens again I'm pretty sure we will do a targeted banwave this time

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-tony-stark-ironman-explosion-gif-18766512

[sterile stone]

This outta be funny in the coming days then

[nocturne bane]

anyone has a good skill tree for a relic sword build?

[true kindle]

but be sure to REPORT rulebreaking behavior

and don't sit by and watch it because "I ain't no snitch" (lol)

[true kindle]

check the pinned msgs

[merry flume]

nooo dont give them a reason to make an offshoot server and be horrible people for no reason

[sterile stone]

You ain't have to call me out like that

We gotta fight for this disrespect to my honor

[true kindle]

the callouts will continue until morale improves

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-cat-vro-cat-gif-17161343143756375842

[sullen forge]

The public floggings will continue, not even if morale improves it simply will continue

[frosty herald]

IM FREE

[sullen forge]

we dont have that

[merry flume]

I think the mk10 laspistol should be buffed and uh blessings across the board need to be reworked again end post

[hard nexus]

the neat part is they are horrible people already, they just are “contained” by social norms

[vague depot]

I like to think I’m a pretty cool person

[sterile stone]

Get on darktide I wanna feel like Cole and carry a bad player

[median steeple]

You are better than some people in here

[spare talon]

you didnt need to kill him, jesus

[sullen forge]

I think we should skin you alive cause umm... shut up keep weapon bad......

[sterile stone]

[merry flume]

contained to the echo chamber for a bajilliondy years

[sullen forge]

Didn't play Havoc, silence scrubby-

[lusty wren]

[lilac bone]

It's great. Acquired taste -- but -- different from any other level.

[remote lark]

dorn

There's still a significant amount of shitty people in this discord

they're all slowly getting banned though

[lunar fable]

[lilac bone]

It's a public discord. There will always be people and more of them.

[remote lark]

More meat for the warden grinder.

[sterile stone]

Not just that, it's not like people won't create alts and come back....

Looking at Clara and her 8+ alts....

[lilac bone]

At the end of the day -- play the game because you enjoy the game and just glaze over when anything distracts.

[remote lark]

para and dorn getting banned removed like 90% of the toxicity from here

now it's just the occasional argument over obscure stats and metas

[frosty herald]

Argus you big back bucket munching tub of lard

[remote lark]

noobato....

[sterile stone]

I know you ain't talking, balind before 25

[hidden grove]

wait, so what was before 😂

[lunar fable]

Noobatoe

[frosty herald]

FYM BALDING????

[sterile stone]

I SEEN THAT HAIRLINE

[lunar fable]

[copper hawk]

I AM IN LOVE W SIR HANS CAPON !!!

[frosty herald]

I got a better head of hair than that bird nest you call a fro

[remote lark]

Differing opinion = shittalked for weeks + called dogshit and a ton of other toxic stuff

You either conformed or you'd get clowned on

I used to be mean too but I've made a big effort to be nicer to people

[sterile stone]

Hold on now

I've had my hair altered like twice.

[frosty herald]

Damn and it still dont look good

[remote lark]

fight fight fight fight

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-game-mercenaries-stalker-game-stalker-gif-11586070399648579192

[lunar fable]

Send bro back to the character customization screen

[sterile stone]

Bro hair look like a old used broom

[frosty herald]

Bros talking bout himself

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna hear it, that hair look like it never came in contact with water

[lilac bone]

If you want to try something in this game you should. Meta is temporary.

[uneven galleon]

Oh wait image perms are back

[remote lark]

I once suggested skullcrusher dclaw.

The build I came up with had better horde clear than the normal build, but less carapace damage.

I was clowned on for over a month because of 1 theoretical suggestion.

Dork and his grubs can stay banned.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

I fucking love these gifs so much

[delicate shadow]

wtf that's a terrible idea smh my head

[remote lark]

It has more flak and unarmored damage than shred.
Explode.

[sullen forge]

Also thats why you don't ever state anything thats not normal and just do it anyways

[remote lark]

It's fun to run with boltgun and a survivalist vet

Gale smells bad. Can we ban him?

I'll cashapp you a dollar.

[sullen forge]

Shit speaking of I have to make a theoretical joke build for Meow real quick that I never bothered doing

dumping everything humanely possible into making shovel strong

[remote lark]

Meow summoned

meow i want a new name

[uneven galleon]

I understand meta is meta but why bring people down for meresuggestions

[remote lark]

they were toxic

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-gene-wilder-you-must-be-new-here-gif-3545114

[sullen forge]

Cause you're stupid if you dare stray from the path (excuse to bully people)

[remote lark]

They took it as a personal insult if you dared to question them or their builds.

[lusty wren]

I like martyrdom

[hidden grove]

also people are afraid if non-meta builds become prevalent pubs will become more shitty

[remote lark]

I once made fun of dorn for using ds in havoc and he replied to me like 5 times and sent me two dms.

Ego is everything.

[sterile stone]

End of the day it's never that serious, it's a pve game for fucks sake

[lusty wren]

literally

I feel like Helldivers has kind of the same issue tbh but its not that extreme cause HD2 doesn’t have a mode like Havoc

(Not build hating just stale meta)

[sullen forge]

I mean if thats the issue then I just dont bring it up unless someone directly asks about said weapon

hell its why I refuse to not use the VA rifles they're just fun, yeah they're ahem "bad" but they're fun

[delicate shadow]

so you pressed equip on shovel and that's it?

[remote lark]

noobquino...

[sullen forge]

SO TRUE, no but seriously do you at all know about this wacky thing

[delicate shadow]

y'all really aboutta tell me you don't sweep H40 with shovels

[remote lark]

shomvel

[naive stirrup]

shovel is very nice

[sullen forge]

Its- meh in H40 :((

[remote lark]

You need hotshot to play it in h40

[sullen forge]

its a choice you can take but its not the best

[delicate shadow]

next you'll tell me Hsword 7 isn't the best mark

[lilac bone]

You can build around that in a non-crit build. If you bring a bolter it is damnation viable. For elite density over damnation the draw time on the bolter will probably get you killed.

[delicate shadow]

it's pretty funny

[lusty wren]

I haven’t been brave enough to try out Zealot in havoc 40 (or skilled for that matter)

[frosty herald]

Gore magala jumpscare

[remote lark]

aaaaaaaahhhhhh

[lilac bone]

I mean -- chain axe is another wonderful option. But -- hey -- flavour of the day.

[sullen forge]

I assume you know its always passive and effects your melee's cleave also

[remote lark]

I never liked chaxe

[lilac bone]

You should. 😄

[remote lark]

no

[sullen forge]

Anyways Im using Serrated + Hotshot + Uncanny + Deci and im getting funny results in the Vaccum that is Psyk so far

[frosty herald]

Bampu outplaying the entire team with chaxe with the most nasty background music

[remote lark]

I'm in the havoc psych mod waiting room

[naive wharf]

difference between a 60 defences hammer, and an 80 defences hammer

[lilac bone]

I've defended chain axe since before it was buffed. It rides well with a zealot brauto ranged focus. Something to deal with cara.

[remote lark]

I want to make a brauto

[lilac bone]

It's really fun.

[sullen forge]

I feel like Brauto is honestly the best to use on classes that can benefit from ranged Horde Clear the most so basically just Zealot and Veteran

I dont even know if Psyker has Brautos

[sterile stone]

Why not just use a flamer for horde clear tho

[sullen forge]

Cause we have enough respect to not flashbang our teammates

[hard nexus]

it does, SG DD graia brauto is silly because it just shits out damage

[lilac bone]

Flamer tics up fire damage. So oddly enough it kills big stuff that takes more damage more effectively as you can build more burning stacks.

[remote lark]

only if you have penetrating flames otherwise armor damage reduction fucks you

[hard nexus]

only against crushers, everything else is melted by flamer

[remote lark]

it helps with boss damage :(

[hard nexus]

blaze away overpressure unyielding flak better in my humble opinion

[lilac bone]

Being able to see is a big advantage of brautos. 😛

[remote lark]

erm, your opinion differs to mine...
that means i hate you now.. zealot chat rules, sorry..

[hard nexus]

also i’m pretty sure that fire does more unyielding damage (higher unyielding ADM) anyway so brittleness has little effect

[sullen forge]

I'd argue the only way to make Brauto's good on Vet is like Exec Stance

[lilac bone]

Brautos are a different flavour. You use them on everything as a "switch out" weapon. They have enough ammo that you aren't ever really that worried about running out.

[remote lark]

brauto is the one weapon i've never touched

[hard nexus]

yeah you’re just soooo different from the REST of zealot chat and by constantly saying that you’re sooooo different you’re really showing us how different you are

[remote lark]

i'm a special snowflake

i'm so different.. i'm so cool....

[hard nexus]

brauto is fun because drilling thru a horde with bullets is fun

[remote lark]

when i'm done with my doc on zealot builds for eac hweapon mark do you wanna review it meow

[hard nexus]

sure

[lilac bone]

Infantry lasgun if you want crits and tonnes of ammo. Brauto if you want to clear a horde and berserkers.

2 flavours of never really worry about ammo.

[sterile stone]

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus Okay recall our theoretical build of just dumping everything possible into Shovel and seeing how it goes, I tested it on a pox horde and I mean its doing its job

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jDFGmgRJ7VEJzmb6C?invite=cr-MSxOamUsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[sterile stone]

Shoulda just let veteran have the thing if y'all gone be like that.

[spare talon]

just came out of a havoc 40 from party finder
zealot psyker vet all with ds4
and i rivaled them in melee damage with a uncannyless mk1 shovel and no melee talents AND SPENT MOST OF MY TIME SHOOTING

[sterile stone]

Cole once again looking for praise and ego stroking

[spare talon]

my point was that shovel is good

[sterile stone]

[sullen forge]

It is good, I wouldn't say its meta

[hard nexus]

zealot was chorus botting? psyker was probably just abysmal dogshit and bubble spamming, and vets are all dogshit anyway

[spare talon]

its not meta but fuck me it is good

[sullen forge]

the biggest killer for shovel with me even though I still willingly use it, is its pathetic unyielding damage

[spare talon]

purg bubble, chorus flamer ds4, plasma ds4
buzz_lightyear.gif

[sullen forge]

Hell I should consider trying to pick up Mk7 again

[hard nexus]

we’re just soooo unique

[sterile stone]

Shoulda used the squidward meme for that

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sdffsdf-buzz-lightyear-all-star-tower-defense-gif-23057849

[dusty spruce]

squeak (hello frens, what is the dump stat on the shock maul?)

[hard nexus]

it’d do significantly better horde clear if u had SC methinks,

and considering u have hellbore for armor, wouldn’t be a bad idea

[spare talon]

mobility

[remote lark]

melee dump stat is always the stat that doesn't offer damage (mobility/defense)

[hearty nebula]

wtf we have embeds again?

[hard nexus]

always mobility

[dusty spruce]

squeak (rat likes mobility tho) ;-;

[sullen forge]

Deci Skull I assume instead

[remote lark]

kills rat with rock

[spare talon]

all other stats are too important and the variance is too wild, 20% less on shock maul is a massive loss for all of those other stats

[dusty spruce]

squeak (what would be the 2nd dumpstat?)

[hard nexus]

every other stat is super important on maul due to poor damage already

[dusty spruce]

squeak (out of curiosity)

[spare talon]

none
shock mauls variance is so massive

[hard nexus]

yah

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/true-or-rubbish-gif-25237550

[spare talon]

for example a penetration dump is a loss in roughly 18% of its heavy attack damage against carapace

[sullen forge]

Dead fucking serious cole do you run RS with your SKC + Deci MK1 or are you running 0 rending and just saying fuck it we ball

[remote lark]

use IJ as your keystone, it gives dodge distance.
you won't notice the difference.

[dusty spruce]

squeak (what is the difference between 60-8% mobility?)

[spare talon]

60% mobility

[remote lark]

single digit percent differences in the various stats it offers. Not noticable, especially if you run IJ.

[sullen forge]

Im more so curious if you're running this with it or not, or if its even helping at all just cause rending in general is busted

[spare talon]

this is what i run in its entirety
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9df7045e-30c5-419a-b8f2-36526aa5a32f/point-and-click-adventure?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[hard nexus]

awesome thumbnail

[sullen forge]

Onslaught, chat murder cole

[spare talon]

for because why
im using it with literally the one weapon that uses it best

[dusty spruce]

squeak (mobility dump stat it is) ;-;

[hard nexus]

typical recon las crutch…

[sullen forge]

Oh yeah I know its cause Recon Las Onslaught is incredibly stupid

[spare talon]

the name of the build is literally point and click adventure

[dusty spruce]

squeak (rat will surely be back to ask more about builds and dump stats, as rat is learning zealot for the first time) >.<

[hard nexus]

it’s always mobility or defenses, you can get away with dumping penetration if a weapon has uncanny, but it’s not ideal

[spare talon]

then you stack onslaught and infernus to max
swap to shovel
special (4 sc) > push (8 sc) > push attack (hits at 8 sc) > lightspam till you can stagger again or till theyre dead

[dusty spruce]

squeak (thank you kindly for all the info frens) ;D

[spare talon]

skullcrusher affects the burn stacks on it so your burn is dealing 80% more damage and ignoring 40% of armor for that stun duration

[hard nexus]

doesn’t the special force a stagger even if they’re “stagger immune”?

[spare talon]

define stagger immune

[hard nexus]

when a crusher is staggered it has a period where it can’t get staggered again

[spare talon]

it adheres to that

[sullen forge]

Thats stupid I hate it

[hard nexus]

ohg ok nvm then

i think some weapons (evis) should be able to ignore it tbh because getting smushed while sawing a crusher expecting it to stagger but because ur resident trauma psyker tickled it it doesn’t is annoying

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jDFVPH3tA26QWtYfy?invite=cr-MSxkUHEsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

I dont really notice a massive difference

Tbf its unironically running Serrated on Shovel enough said LMAO

[sterile stone]

Toss in a few ragers and gunners

I wanna see the authentic experience

[sullen forge]

I'll try a mixed horde

[spare talon]

it so awesome
i love knowing how the game actually functions

[remote lark]

are there any weapons that have uncanny and skullcrusher

on zealot or vet

[spare talon]

look up 1 message

[remote lark]

too hard

[vast basin]

Yep, shovel

[sterile stone]

Buddy ascended

[sterile stone]

Whatcha got on that rifle

[spare talon]

@sterile stone

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-baldur's-gate-3-withers-no-noo-gif-6455368871201756432

[dusty spruce]

squeak (dump stat for eviscerator that isnt mobility?)

[spare talon]

cleave targets

[sullen forge]

Oh yeah shit speaking of I need to find out how to make MK7 pretty damn good also even though its decent

im just sitting here wondering where the fuck I should start with that

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/KgxWFSDhvBo?si=tukUrpBNopP9z4Uz

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-squidward-meme-squidward-crying-gif-5817167124674521051

[naive wharf]

got in a grimoir pub on low inten malice, the 3 guys on there helped a bunch by grabbing a grimoire and staying a bit after extraction

[distant yoke]

Are taxe heavy attacks worth using? Or just spam lights?

[remote lark]

taxe 2 does heavies
4 and 7 use lights
4 uses heavies for single target damage

[hard nexus]

depends on the mark, and if you have brutal momentum

[distant yoke]

Mk 2, and yeah i put BM on it

[remote lark]

what would you take instead of bm?
I was pretty sure all 3 marks need it

[hard nexus]

shred

[remote lark]

shred+bm on ij > ht+bm on piety

[distant yoke]

Yeah I use piety with taxe, not IJ

[hard nexus]

@spare talon don’t you run BM HT on taxe or was that someone else

[spare talon]

i do

[remote lark]

he uses bm/ht but he uses stalwart

ij with shred has more damage potential and i like the longer dodges personally but both builds r really good
I love taxe

[distant yoke]

It's really fun

[sullen forge]

I'd say the BM HT vs Shred HT is very much just dependent on which mark you're using

[remote lark]

coles a noob who uses taxe 2

[sullen forge]

Taxe 4 is pretty fucking funny with Shred + HT

[spare talon]

taxe 7

[remote lark]

shred+ht underperforms alot compared to either with BM
i did alot of testing a while ago cause i rlly didn't want to take bm, but i had to

[spare talon]

whats funny is the highest damage potential is ht bm

because shred gives no actual bonus damage, just increased chance to crit which you already have other means to get

and bm has a 15% weakspot bonus
lol, lmao even

[distant yoke]

Is 7 better than 2? I was testing in psykhanium, 7's light attack pattern felt a bit weird

[spare talon]

i just fuck with the 7 more

[sullen forge]

I know its a Heavy Light loop or other way around I haven't touched 7 for a bit I just know its not spamming Lights or Heavies

[spare talon]

i dont like the angle or attack speed that mk2 heaves has for horde clear, so i have the option to just lightspam with mk7

tho most efficient for both mk2 and 7 is pa>heavy loop

[distant yoke]

Light spam with 7? Why would that not work with 2?

[twin wagon]

Someone on steam just claimed purgatus is a cc weapon

[hidden grove]

oh wait light spam with 7, it's got that overhead no sweep move though

[sterile stone]

@spare talon

[frosty herald]

It is

[twin wagon]

That's like saying hsword and relic blade are cc weapons

[hidden grove]

the primary has VERY strong cc

you stop entire squad of ragers/mauler with it

[twin wagon]

You pick Purgatus for it's infinite cleave, if ur spamming primary outside of peril keep, ur loosing on dps

[hidden grove]

it's the ying/yang of the staff

[frosty herald]

Both purgatus and trauma are tied on being the strongest in the game for crowd control

[sterile stone]

Why am I getting flashbacks to contra

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[hidden grove]

you spam primary if there's danger, you channel secondary for dps if you are safe

[twin wagon]

Trauma is an actual cc weapon, you don't loose on dps

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-backflip-speed-backflip-ishowspeed-backflip-gif-12661145440690617681

[hidden grove]

purge cc is on demand and constant..only down side is that it can't cc crushers

[naive wharf]

just one more...
and this one sucks eggs because its private

and game crash :)

[naive wharf]

easy to do with the secret bell on orthus, just need a team for it

[sterile stone]

Just get your friends to help you

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-laughing-don't-laugh-don'tlaugh-ishowspeed-laughing-gif-15284676702826611657

[azure whale]

Easy to do in any mission actually. Done it with 3 zealots with knife and stealth within 11 minutes and we all get it

[naive wharf]

oh yeah
let me just summon some dremora to help me with this :)

[twin wagon]

Never have I needed purge to primary spam outside of peril upkeep

Ragers which are the only real thing that can reach you die fast enough, using cc on purgatus is detrimental

Just like having a shieldgryn spam push attack on shield with taunt push, it's better to just spam heavy outside of extreme edge cases like 20 ragers

It's not it's primary function or what you'll be doing most of the time

[hidden grove]

if there are a group of ragers coming down on you or your team and they are not cc'd by book/smite/ogyrn..etc., you absolutely need to purge primary spam them a few times before you channel secondary, I've done it both ways many times, not primary spamming a bit will be catastrophic

normal critters? secondary is enough to stun them

[naive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-dog-waving-hand-waving-hand-gif-13448210717503021304

purge staff user when encountering gunners/ragers

[twin wagon]

By the time big rager groups are triggered you are already blue vomiting them, they don't have enough hp to last and only the occasional face spawn will force you to use primary, sure

Again, purge primary function, what you do most of the time, is not cc

Traumas is because that's all you do, you kick people in the kneecaps with your mind

[hidden grove]

it's not purge's primary function obviously but you do need to use it in situations

it's not ignorable

[twin wagon]

There it is, finally

[hidden grove]

I mean if you meant by "cc weapon" as in weapon that only cc but does medicore dmg, then sure that's not purge, but if you mean it doesn't have good cc then no purge has very good cc, not super S tier strong like truma, but A+ at least

[sterile stone]

See there you go, using your noodle.

[naive wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nite-owl-screaming-watchmen-gif-7626041

me watching the dremora dissapear 2 minutes into the twin fight because conjuration fucking SUCKS

[sterile stone]

Bruv doesn't own the tower dlc to make custom spells

[fiery ingot]

WAIT WE CAN SEND IMAGES AND GIFS NOW?????

HOLY SHIT THE SLOW MODE HAS ALSO BEEN REDUCED BY HALF

[plush estuary]

[fiery ingot]

[copper hawk]

@sullen forge

No 1 fw wega slop like i do

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/takayuki-yagami-brainrot-2-sequel-gif-2840902507083612553

[sullen forge]

Maltigi or Wega

[mighty root]

Chat have we been redeemed

[tawny walrus]

Anything I should change on this RB build?.
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e254789-89bf-4bda-be0e-42be585f2cbe/big-sword-little-brain

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/877778238162731078/1283192473593577563/ezgif-5-5aa3b832f3.gif

[heady rapids]

they're gonna ban people next time........

[mighty root]

Don’t do stuff to get banned shrimpel as

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/859788468178386944/1066523867159466026/caption.gif @copper hawk

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1291132788128485497/unknown.gif

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/glorpflex-glorp-flex-flexing-cat-gif-237031439715906425

[vague depot]

Looks good, personally I would take flak elite instead of flak unarmored for rb and puncture deadly accurate instead of puncture surgical for bolt pistol

[keen pendant]

i know your pain

[spare talon]

Actually putting the last talent into twbs

You're at 29/30 there lol

[remote lark]

its gonna be me

[twin wagon]

deserved

[remote lark]

that's why i bribed @true kindle
gave him $2 and some pocket lint...

stank...

[mighty root]

Speaking of hank I had a good laugh at tanners sever reading it’s lore

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-orange-justice-fortnite-dragon-ball-super-vegeta-dance-gif-26497313

[remote lark]

Does "quelling" peril only count when you're holding R?
Or does letting it go away naturally also give me peril...
Or does this talent also count towards that?

[mighty root]

I laughed for like 5 minutes i was crying at what happens In there

[true kindle]

in his server you mean?

[mighty root]

Yeah he made a lore tab and it was as the funniest thing I’ve read

[remote lark]

can u send it to me or is it too big

[mighty root]

I’ll sc a part of it

[hidden grove]

nah it automatically takes 5% off peril bar

[heady rapids]

quelling is both passive and active

[hidden grove]

same with this

[heady rapids]

can you dm it to me also.......

[true kindle]

hahaha what

[frosty herald]

Its probs gonna be another deranged meltdown of his

[mighty root]

Can I post it? It has some profane language but that’s all

[mighty root]

It wasn’t it was just a retelling of what had happened in his sever

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-cat-vro-cat-gif-17161343143756375842

[frosty herald]

Juat scrub the words

[tawny walrus]

Did i miss one?? How embarrassing 😳

[tawny walrus]

Copy that. Will do!

[true kindle]

sure

[mighty root]

How it feels to geek then serious

[spare talon]

Oh I've seen that lore tab

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-troll-face-trolls-gif-22969105

Hank and Nate that day

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850870543937962064/1173031310885916862/derpatron6000_-_1723452658189754761.gif

[spare talon]

Bad crop

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[heady rapids]

absolutely insane

[mighty root]

[spare talon]

It literally says hank and

[hearty nebula]

my honest reaction

[true kindle]

hahah what the fuck

[hearty nebula]

tanner is stupid
what else is new?

[true kindle]

"i vanished like the prime archs"

this is comedy gold

[mighty root]

I thought the deletion of the goon dungeon was the funniest thing

[hearty nebula]

never add a goon dungeon to public servers

worst mistake u can ever make

[true kindle]

willingly making a writeup that makes you and your server seem insane is something else

also tanner didnt ban me from his server, fake news

[mighty root]

More lore

[true kindle]

i was even welcomed with a "VIP guest" flag when he invited me

I just left after a few days

[hearty nebula]

i mean he's been at it since like 2016 or 2017

[heady rapids]

lmao

[hearty nebula]

being unhinged on the internet, i mean. probably earlier tho

[true kindle]

the server where I showed up to start shit with him was actually telopots' server but I guess he's forgotten the sequence of events

[mighty root]

There was like 8 people who got banned for doxxing

[hearty nebula]

i just remember him from the days when he used to do warframe content lol. incredulously dogshit builds

[true kindle]

we talked pretty amicably for like a week or so after that confrontation because he apologised for talking shit about me on his stream (which is when I learned he existed)

[mighty root]

The tide lore

[true kindle]

but I left all the servers that I shared with him because they're just not my crowd, lol. extremely negative about everything all the time.

[mighty root]

We need a scribe

[true kindle]

and that's when he started malding again

[heady rapids]

yeah idk how people keep saying that darktide story is bad when you have development like this

[true kindle]

lmfao

[mighty root]

Can we get hank a true

[hearty nebula]

No, I'm actually giving him a false now

[heady rapids]

some might even call it an arg....

[mighty root]

I wonder if tide lore will be implemented like helldivers stuff

[royal vortex]

dan abnett doesn't hold a candle to nonsense internet drama

[remote lark]

@sterile stone they're talking about you...

[true kindle]

I was also pretty done with tanner after he started halfway advocating for harassment towards strawhat

[hearty nebula]

darktide players when i tell them the pre-darktide tanner lore

[spare talon]

Warframe moment

[remote lark]

i made a youtube account called 'ihateuncannystrikes' and said hi to him on his youtube stream
hell broke loose

[frosty herald]

😌

[mighty root]

Why did he do that I’ve heard about that

[heady rapids]

cue message on comms in the mourningstar about zealot chat getting their embed perms back

[true kindle]

she's a consummate professional and a very nice person and doesnt deserve that at all. being an ass to me is one thing, but hands off our glorious leader

[sterile stone]

I can't escape my criminal past it seems

[spare talon]

Strawhat didn't unban him from this discord when he demanded appealed his ban

[remote lark]

will i get banned if i ping them

[drifting wolf]

isn't it just abysmal warframe builds everyone dunked on him for

[mighty root]

Hank with the constant W’s

[frosty herald]

No

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-red-sun-red-sun-in-the-sky-bing-chilling-feel-that-thats-gif-13635505170838083938

[true kindle]

well you're not allowed to. so yes. you specifically, I will ban instantly.

[remote lark]

abyssmal warframe builds turned into horrible darktide builds

[hearty nebula]

ping who, strawhat?

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-disintegrate-half-life2-hl2-gif-23941439

[true kindle]

yeah there's a rule against it

oh no

nvm

[mighty root]

Xbox chat be pinging her constantly

[true kindle]

it's about DMing them

w/e close enough

[hearty nebula]

its been a pleasure lads

[true kindle]

banned

[frosty herald]

What if i dm strawhat on valentines day

[true kindle]

BANNED

[heady rapids]

what about pinging fatsharkgames

[cerulean moth]

Can tell ban them anyways

[remote lark]

there's only a rule against dming them not pinging them !!

[true kindle]

double banned and kinda weird ngl

[drifting wolf]

on that topic if you're familiar with warframe, are there actually any places or people to look for good warframe builds

[frosty herald]

Your right

[spare talon]

Hank can you see messages that got automodded out

[twin wagon]

What if, what if we made Ogryn fast

[true kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/thierry-henry-thierry-henry-arsenal-roam-gif-21292008

[cerulean moth]

Ogryn only fast

[remote lark]

Yes theres a channel for it

[lusty wren]

truly this is the Deep Archives of the Darktide discord

[true kindle]

nobody shills fatshark harder than me. ask anyone. they'll tell you "oh hank? he's the best fatshark shill." people come up to me all the time, very good people, smart people, and they say "hank how can you shill so good? can you teach me?" and I say no

[heady rapids]

yo I think you're breaking discord tos lmao

[remote lark]

yo who cares lmao

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-allah-gif-24350702

[rough galleon]

I notice you cropped out the mod channels for old zealot chat behavior

[remote lark]

zealot chat can do no wrong

[cerulean moth]

I can do wrong now

[rough galleon]

Six hour slow mode for our sins

[heady rapids]

my homie sent a msg saying he was 12 the other day and got reported and insta banned... imagine what they do to you if this gets reported.......

[lusty wren]

zealot chat ontop

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791670914244542474/1089592693136564274/beyondthepointofnoreturn.gif

[rough galleon]

I'm 12
Possums in a trench coat

[hearty nebula]

counter point: i have kitty

[remote lark]

discord doesn't care as long as you don't tell people how to do it

[royal vortex]

"under observation" is pretty funny. envisioning a world where you can post enough weird shit in a discord chat that moderators start staking out your house irl

[true kindle]

stop it

[hearty nebula]

cole
i will skin you
shut up

[remote lark]

someone posts a bad relic blade build so i dm them a picture of their house on google maps

[true kindle]

correct this is where we organize our contracts with PIs

[mighty root]

My meal

[frosty herald]

Cole banned 2025

[hearty nebula]

kitty cat type ahh meal

[true kindle]

the classic "playtester to banned" pipeline

[hearty nebula]

next thing u know fyre's gonna be meowing in voice chat again

[lusty wren]

teach a man to fish ahh dinner 💔

[spare talon]

My innate reflex to make a joke at any chance I get shall be my undoing one day

[frosty herald]

Did you know cole barreled me once he should be banned flogged salted and silenced

[spare talon]

I literally have never

[mighty root]

Cole failed the first duo we did he must pay

[royal vortex]

the worse crime is never barreling anyone. you're obviously trying not to attract attention because it would reveal much more terrible and vile crimes

[hearty nebula]

did u know yamato is noob? we should put his head on a pike for this

[remote lark]

stank whats the inquisitor role? theres a ton of channels that only catfish and inquisitors can see

[lusty wren]

Whats barelling

[frosty herald]

You shouldnt walk into an eagle cluster🤫

[mighty root]

Purposely hitting a barrel

[lusty wren]

Oh

[remote lark]

barrel pvp

[mighty root]

Darktide pvp is pushing a buster on someone

[true kindle]

that's for you to ask and for me to know

[remote lark]

actually that's interesting
there's a bunch of channels strawhat can't see either

[lusty wren]

I once accidentally killed two of my teammates on havoc but TO BE FAIR I STARTED SCREAMING for them to get away and they kept standing next to it 😭

[remote lark]

ok stank now u listen here

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1118230774290849852/1120353685222994040/image0.gif

[true kindle]

jk lol I don't think it's a secret. inquisitor role is for our server admin

[mighty root]

Hank how can we help Xbox support

[remote lark]

can we ban fyre

[mighty root]

He needs cashews

[remote lark]

ill cashapp you

[true kindle]

catfish owns the server i'm p sure but she's not a discord wizard. fatshark has someone else on staff who manages the way the discord is setup and our bots and spam countermeasures and so on.

[spare talon]

Ok but what's the "hadron rng punishment list" channel in the archive list

[mighty root]

[heady rapids]

the mysterious fatsharkgames account......

[remote lark]

it would be really funny if punishments were decided by an rng

[true kindle]

something from before my time I guess lmao

[royal vortex]

the mods don't decide punishments. they have to physically spin an avatar-style punishment wheel

[remote lark]

dorn landed on 'instaban'

[hearty nebula]

it rolls a random number between 1 and 987213498729873894773249857329849348793871274218974893217498349834 each day and if it lands on the lucky number it instantly bans me, that is the whole point of it

[royal vortex]

when they become a mod they get one shipped to their house

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-cat-lick-gif-10144758042871786903

[true kindle]

I didn't get a punishment wheel but I did get fatshark branded socks

[royal vortex]

close enough

[remote lark]

explains the smell

[spare talon]

I DIDNT

[hearty nebula]

stinky branded socks

[mighty root]

Pics?

[true kindle]

not yet

[hearty nebula]

shut up fyre

[true kindle]

like these

[remote lark]

i still want to know why the server has a milking emote

[true kindle]

and no you are not getting pics of my feet for free.

[heady rapids]

holy shit fatshark socks

[hearty nebula]

oh those are super cute actually

[true kindle]

this is a reference to the class overhaul devblog

[remote lark]

..... how much

[lusty wren]

down bad

[true kindle]

where mats anderson, rest his soul (he's not dead but he works with arrowhead now) described the skill trees as "udders" and the branches as "teats"

completely unhinged. wonderful man

[remote lark]

what the fuck

[hearty nebula]

this
explains a lot

[cerulean moth]

Swedes am I right?

[heady rapids]

what the fuck?????

[lusty wren]

[heady rapids]

I GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEFAULT DISCORD EMOTE

[cerulean moth]

Lol bro just moved down the street

[remote lark]

stank what i really want to know though
is why you use web-based discord instead of the app
you absolutely appalling creature

[true kindle]

this is the same developer that invented or perfected (not sure on the exact timeline) the tide combat formula so put some respect on his name

[hearty nebula]

Literally

[heady rapids]

freakfish at it again

[true kindle]

work laptop

[cerulean moth]

I guess he wanted a workspace change not a change of scenery

[heady rapids]

oh THAT'S why Helldivers has been getting more and more melee weapons lately

[remote lark]

hits u with rock

[true kindle]

I am """""Working"""" now

[true kindle]

melee weapons and the voteless hordes, yes

[mighty root]

How many people work at fatshark?

[spare talon]

The official resolution image of the socks

[lusty wren]

going from a horde shooter to another horde shooter blessed be

[true kindle]

180

[remote lark]

and the 2 handed chainsword

[hearty nebula]

thank goodness
the shovel is funny but good god the krieger fanboys that surround hd2 will NOT shut the fuck up about it

[true kindle]

mats anderson works with arrowhead, not for arrowhead.

he founded a new studio with some other ex-fatshark people called DiscoGarageGames

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[true kindle]

indeed

[mighty root]

Is it true that games workshop controls the commodores ventures?

[true kindle]

no, I don't think so.

but I don't know who does tbh

[cerulean moth]

Tencent I dunno

[hearty nebula]

it's third party company iirc, but it's not tencent or gw

[heady rapids]

probably tencent

[spare talon]

Yes
GW explicitly says "give them another gimp mask"

[mighty root]

I remember someone saying that and it seemed silly

[cerulean moth]

I just said a random word I dunno wtf tencent is

[true kindle]

no that's the skins

[royal vortex]

it's me. every time someone asks for all the items to be purchasable at any times i add another recolour to the pool

[heady rapids]

and tencent owns the ppl that make-a the skins

[true kindle]

their creation is outsourced to various companies

[remote lark]

various companies when they get asked to make a new skin:
(they paintbucket it black, the skin will be $30)

[hearty nebula]

tencent makes way too much money to be bothering spending time running fatshark's cosmetics rotations

and even if they did they have other companies under their wing that demand more attention
like digital extremes lol

[mighty root]

They will give us slop next round

[true kindle]

yeah I'm pretty sure the programmers and UI and sales people who manage the shop are just fatshark staff. but the monetisation strategy might be decided in partnership with the majority owner tencent, idk.

this is not the sort of information that is shared with playtesters lol

[lusty wren]

Surely they are gonna be giving us the Krieg set next rotation

[hearty nebula]

oh tencent probably decided to do store rotations yeah but
they don't manage it. that would be incredulously stupid

[spare talon]

What is shared with playtesters however is the 3+ year ogryn nerf roadmap

[mighty root]

How can i become a play tester?

[true kindle]

shared with playtesters? I wrote the damn thing.

[hearty nebula]

you don't
cuz ur a frickin NOOB

[mighty root]

[remote lark]

they dont let rashad crit players in

[hearty nebula]

ill never forgive u for throwing that rolling steel mission fyre

[lusty wren]

How fatshark feels after nerfing Ogryn again

[mighty root]

I threw?

[hearty nebula]

no i just like bullying you

[mighty root]

I gotta be the greatest

[hearty nebula]

but now that you've asked, yeah im just gonna say u threw

smh my head, fuck fyre, that guy throws my games...

[mighty root]

[true kindle]

I had this sort of conversation the other day and someone pointed out to me just how often zealot has been nerfed too and my takeaway was just damn zealot still this OP after being kneecapped that much???? what was fatshark smoking making that class

[remote lark]

second wind

[mighty root]

Hank ban them they are mean

[hearty nebula]

that good shit, obviously

[true kindle]

no stand up for yourself

[lusty wren]

the faith in the emperor is strongest after all

[remote lark]

fyre can't stand up for himself he leans on rashad and can't even play that right

[mighty root]

Yes sir!

[hearty nebula]

pussy. square up, fight me urself

[heady rapids]

zealot nerfs
looks inside
duelling sword shared between human classes

[remote lark]

give ogryn dueling sword and call it 'toothpick'

[mighty root]

I use the mk 5 ds mostly

[hearty nebula]

yeah but duelling sword is boring
why would i ever use it

[mighty root]

Or h sword

[rough galleon]

Was that the one that had 3D

[hearty nebula]

stop using hsword ur bad with it
noob

[remote lark]

have you guys seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbgYaeerXhg&ab_channel=Warhammer

[hearty nebula]

yes

[heady rapids]

yes....

[peak cipher]

alternatively make them a ranged weapon for him and call them darts

[spare talon]

Yes, I've seen this thumbnail before

[remote lark]

thank you cole very cool

[mighty root]

Tomorrow at 8 cst I will get off work YOU will join my game and throw yourself off the map and watch this solo

[heady rapids]

Astartes 2 before darktide 2

[rough galleon]

Has [warhammer community] seen [big warhammer news from a week ago]?

[hearty nebula]

ok

[remote lark]

eat glass

[hearty nebula]

mods
impregnate this man for being unfunny

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/glorpflex-glorp-flex-flexing-cat-gif-237031439715906425

[remote lark]

we're gonna get timed out again..

[spare talon]

I forgot about it tbh
Because I don't really care about 40k

[mighty root]

I can’t stop thinking about knifys mogbuester

[hearty nebula]

new warbond in a nutshell

im excited 4 it...

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241946893035114538/1318371486247030845/attachment-15.gif

[heady rapids]

can't wait for randoms to join me wearing the new armor passive!!!

[hearty nebula]

solution
shoot them in the back of the head

[true kindle]

no what is it?

[median steeple]

Hank have you seriously never seen astartes

[heady rapids]

I'm fairly certain the explosion will be tied to the body but uhh I guess I'll have time to run

[true kindle]

What's an astarte

[hearty nebula]

thats not even the worst part, you just KNOW people are going to deliberately walk up to people with the backpack hellbomb to troll

[rough galleon]

Gonna join difficulty 1 missions and give it to cadets
"Go get em, champ"

[twin wagon]

Hank is not beating the Shark allegations

[true kindle]

If you can't beat them, join them

[heady rapids]

nah trolls are like the least of the problems considering they'll find a way to troll, you know what's gonna be actually worse? genuinely bad players

[rough galleon]

That thing cretins keep begging FS to add to darktide

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/DVXEYksoE6c?si=pCw38AFcvJDmnxn8 don't care if I'm getting baited what it naow !

[hearty nebula]

i just play solo nowadays unless friends are online

[true kindle]

Jk ofc I've seen it. I'm super hyped for part 2

[rough galleon]

But then your lobby is full of bad players

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[twin wagon]

According to ancient Ogryn triangulation, Hank has been cloned by Fatshark (this clone is the mastermind behind the Ogryn nerfs), think about it, Hank as a name has 3 letters that are all within the Fatshark, H, a and k

[hearty nebula]

this is basically just what i do now

[heady rapids]

but like that shit kills a charger
I don't think I will have time to run away

[rough galleon]

It's actually fatshank, but the n is hiding a bit behind the k

[spare talon]

The next darktide class

[rough galleon]

Kidney stones

[heady rapids]

darktide playerbase complains about being too overpowered
space marine playerbase complains about being too weak
solution: send rejects to kadaku

[rough galleon]

Ogryn shovel punch staggerlocking a hive tyrant

Ultramarine on atoma with a power sword that's still good when it's not activated

[reef flower]

Yesss image perms are back

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

And a lower cd too

[remote lark]

shut up im playing roblox

[reef flower]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-sibling-explaining-open-door-little-brother-gif-16697640

[frosty herald]

Hank sm2 update today

[hearty nebula]

speth mureenz
TOO

[stone fern]

sm2 is cringe

[frosty herald]

Clad neck yourself

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-game-mercenaries-stalker-game-stalker-gif-11586070399648579192

[hearty nebula]

yes but also ur noob so shut up

[stone fern]

i shant until you play better games

[stone fern]

i dont even know who u r so you must be a noob

[hearty nebula]

yes you do dumbass

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1334373089420513361/20240319_142607.gif

[stone fern]

i know ur a noob

[hearty nebula]

🪞

[true kindle]

oh yeah I might take a peek. haven't played it in ages

I got sick of running the same operations with the exact same dialogue every time in ways that DT never does

but FoV slider is a good change, I wanna feel that out

[hearty nebula]

increasing fov is like the visual equivelant of cleaning ur ears out

[stone fern]

i imagine GW cares more about space marine dialogue rather than rejects, they prolly have to go through more scrutiny than even fatshark

[true kindle]

lmfao so true

[true kindle]

hmmm could be. but it's not just the squad banter

[hearty nebula]

lol

[true kindle]

it's also how the bridge scene in decapitation plays out the EXACT same way EVERY time. the dialogue between the guardsmen, the marines, titus on the radio, the statue falling over... it's all very good and cinematic and honestly perfect for a campaign mission, and the operations feel perfect as an expansion of said campaign

[frosty herald]

Next season is hordemode with salamander successors so thats cool

[true kindle]

but it's not good for endlessly replaying

[remote lark]

dark communion

[stone fern]

yeah in general i dont think sm2s gameplay loop can support as much replayability as darktide, like the killcams would get very old for me very quick

[true kindle]

it's an underrated element of DT but we have multiple possible NPC handlers for nearly each mission with different dialogue versions for the same moments

[true kindle]

yeah this is the one exception now.

but the cutscene is mercifully short and the chaos prayer you hear while killing the cultists doesn't get old to me

[stone fern]

🚬 i really hope cutscenes dont become a trend in future missions

[lusty wren]

And they have different variations of dialogue*

[jovial cosmos]

Only thing thats kinda weird is that the green barrier just kinda pops in during the cutscene