Like sorry i have enough mental issues i dont want you to be flipping out on me when im trying to teach you the game
#zealot-class
fleet zealot
frozen kernel
“My job is gun. I don’t melee unless I have to”
fleet zealot
“My job is gun. I don’t melee unless I have to”
Genchat post survivalist nerf
frozen kernel
takes 8 centuries to scour the map for every bullet
heady rapids
“My job is gun. I don’t melee unless I have to”
actually based
heady rapids
Dying to maulers
skissue....
frozen kernel
I’ve got a good clip
hearty nebula
Dying to maulers
got ogryn huffing paint or something next to the ogryn horde
zealot pubs are awful so
heady rapids
communicating with his kin
frozen kernel
hearty nebula
what's their shtick in this scenario
frozen kernel
His shtick is dying alone
heady rapids
I have a clip of a smyker smiting a single mauler and screaming HELP in the voice chat
frozen kernel
Then going “WHAT THE FUCK BRO” in my ear
heady rapids
funniest shit I've ever experienced
hearty nebula
His shtick is dying alone
you just said the soyker is doing that though
clever swan
I have a clip of a smyker smiting a single mauler and screaming HELP in the voic...
bro aint ready to actually play
hearty nebula
so they're both doing that at the same time in seperate places?
rocky nacelle
heady rapids
bro aint ready to actually play
it was in a sub 10 havoc lmao
frozen kernel
Ye my vet buddy is a dragger/turret, my psyker is a rusher/cannon fodder
And I am in the middle with the rando
Just keeping everyone alive
hearty nebula
Ye my vet buddy is a dragger/turret, my psyker is a rusher/cannon fodder
Oh lmfao
frozen kernel
But in that clip it’s all homies
clever swan
is it optimal smyker gameplay to never use melee?
like should they just not use melee
frozen kernel
Me playing Ogryn, my Vet friend playing Zealot (Kara), and our newbie friend playing Veteran
Our psyker was the psyker
That’s typically how he dies. It’s just the only clip I got since they rolled out steam recording
heady rapids
like should they just not use melee
run ds5 for dodges and never ever swap off smite
what's the point in running smite if you don't use it............
frozen kernel
is it optimal smyker gameplay to never use melee?
Optimal smyker gameplay is honestly barely using smite at all
frozen kernel
Seriously
gray compass
Smol zaps
frozen kernel
90% of things in the game that smykers smite can just be killed outright with anything else
gray compass
Literally free stuns
clever swan
i played with a smyker who had literally 0 melee damage until i mentioned it. then he ended with 7k melee damage :v (on a damnation where we got like 400k+ damage)
heady rapids
I smite so that zealots can't proc duelist
frozen kernel
The only time I really want to see them stop a wave and do 0 damage to everything in it is when bulwarks/crushers box us in
heady rapids
and second wind
frozen kernel
Because then the rest of us can kill everything
heady rapids
and that other talent
frozen kernel
But I dont want to pick a dude up off the floor who’s dealing shitloads of no damage and claiming “I’m support”
heady rapids
and so that they can't reliably horde clear or kill enemies cause they always have to walk up to them first....
frozen kernel
Had a book zealot doing fuck all, dying, least amount of kills in every category across the entire team
“I’m support, Captain obvious”
gray compass
The optimal use of smite is to edge a poxburster into your teammates obviously
ornate bone
"Support" players when they pick literally everything with an figment of team benefits and then forget the part about them surviving to make use of it
heady rapids
The optimal use of smite is to edge a poxburster into your teammates obviously
WRONG
frozen kernel
He was supporting the janitorial staff by licking the floor for half the game
gray compass
So does smite but with less damage lol
frozen kernel
Purg staff is a better option than smite in like 95% of scenarios
Run both and see how little you use smite
Because purg does everything and actually deals damage
tame sluice
smite can actually deal damage too
frozen kernel
M1 to push shit back, M2 to gain top damage
wanton fossil
He was supporting the janitorial staff by licking the floor for half the game
Imagine being actual janitorial staff in the places where our rejects are sent 
gray compass
EP SG smite 
remote lark
I smite so that zealots can't proc duelist
wow
frozen kernel
Imagine being actual janitorial staff in the places where our rejects are sent ...
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Darktide DLC
wanton fossil
Viscera Cleanup Detail: Darktide DLC
A little nightmare fuel for free
tame sluice
it's just the smykers we deride don't build warp damage
frozen kernel
And there in lies the problem
remote lark
@frozen kernel
tame sluice
because they see +damage on the thing they're doing 90% of the time and go nah i'm support I don't need damage
frozen kernel
No im at work
remote lark
fuck
heady rapids
it's just the smykers we deride don't build warp damage
they just need to know that smite procs perilous combustion
even if they die from soulblaze
frozen kernel
At least I’m getting paid so I can buy the next slop rotation
tame sluice
smite can easily kill every bruiser/poxwalker in a horde with warp damage built
heady rapids
warp unbound smite.....
frozen kernel
The problem as usual is that the average player is dogshit
gray compass
Yeah but that's not how most pub smykers use it 
frozen kernel
It doesnt matter how stronk smite or DS are
If the vast majority of people are idiots, they won’t consistently shine
But the Timmy will see the build online used by a competent person
And be like “I wanna do that”
opal star
nobody wants to run beacon
remote lark
let me rephrase that
opal star
beacon suck
remote lark
im not running beacon
opal star
fury cool and good
remote lark
opal star
im not running beacon
same tbh
wanton fossil
Smite is my emergency button to pause armoured arseholes charging me, but I only have it on one of my Psyker builds
clever swan
what sort of sane individual even wants to play havoc 40 anyway
remote lark
<---
clever swan
i said SANE (i say, knowing that this was the obvious response)
frozen kernel
i dont want to run beacon
If Tau eats an overhead on a nearly true surv’d run, I’m making him book slave and picking up my shooter
opal star
what sort of sane individual even wants to play havoc 40 anyway
I do not believe furry tech priest is a sane individual
frozen kernel
“What do I do?”
“Just M1 and book when Lumi says”
heady rapids
what about jim bob
opal star
what about jim bob
any regular
frozen kernel
Havoc really isn’t that bad, it’s just RNGsus and a degree of coordination
wanton fossil
Idk I’m pretty sane and stable
wanton fossil
opal star
Idk I’m pretty sane and stable
that’s what a crazy person would say
wanton fossil
that’s what a crazy person would say
clever swan
her cameras on a lot
clever swan
another fumble to the nightmare list..
frozen kernel
I think this one is more like taking a knee in football
clever swan
but it's italian
frozen kernel
Oh all Romance languages look the same
clever swan
very similar to spanish for sure
frozen kernel
Surprise, Brazilian Portuguese
What’s that? Oh you weren’t expecting HAITIAN CREOLE
I remember when I was working during COVID
There was a place I took people’s temps at when they clocked in
Unfortunately they had (I counted) FOURTEEN WOMEN named Maria
And none of them spoke English
Only two could give me a surname lmao
heady rapids
aaaaaveeeee mariiiiiiiaaaaa
clever swan
Only two could give me a surname lmao
why?
frozen kernel
Management was like “just check em off until you find one that tests hot, then we’ll figure it out”
tame sluice
what is bro cooking
clever swan
causing psychic damage to anyone who looks apparently
clever swan
no english i suppose
frozen kernel
“And none of them spoke English”
They spoke everything else tho so it was nice to hear the spice of life around the building
clever swan
obviously but youd think they'd be able to at least answer their last name :v
it's like going into japan and living there and not knowing even the word "last name"
frozen kernel
Some people have learned a very valuable but unethical life hack
If you act ignorant enough, most people will leave you alone
misty nova
Surprise, Brazilian Portuguese
Get Brazil'd 
frozen kernel
Like if you’re just a totally oblivious buffoon, most people will have more of a desire to get away from you than correct your behavior
clever swan
me against playstation players
frozen kernel
Take being caught stealing.
If instead of giving the person straight answers you just “uhhh huh wot uhhhhhhhh” they’ll just tell you to get lost
They won’t bother giving you lip, or calling anyone
They’ll be like “fuck this idiot can barely tie his shoes”
clever swan
"i dont get paid enough for this shit"
frozen kernel
And they’ve learned that you can use that trick across a lot of life
When I worked at Chuck E Cheese there was a significant number of times I had to communicate with a very articulate 7 year old because none of the family for the birthday party spoke English
Now I don’t mind in the grand scheme because there was somebody I could communicate with, but I’d be a little embarrassed
brave cedar
hi
remote lark
ouppy]
remote lark
ew a furry
frozen kernel
Oh there she is
stuck scroll
ew a furry
Ironic
frozen kernel
EU chat go crazy
brave cedar
no way im locked from changing my pfp
drowsy steppe
Sweden will burn
clever swan
furries pretend to hate each other as a way of taking control of the way others treat them (true story)
frozen kernel
I can never get EU Mourningstar
remote lark
furries pretend to hate each other as a way of taking control of the way others ...
you know too much
now you must die..
brave cedar
also we have a spot for some havoc 25 (*doing my friends assignment)
remote lark
invite me i have time for 1 game
brave cedar
strike party 1
clever swan
party....
drowsy steppe
furries pretend to hate each other as a way of taking control of the way others ...
not just for furries but yes
frosty herald
Banger name
drowsy steppe
istg zealot chat couldnt be purged fast enough atp
frosty herald
copper hawk
https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-wobbuffet-gif-23066398
LMFAO
clever swan
zealot chat should be more cute girl oriented instead of furry oriented. thoughts? like shadowheart, that's a good start
copper hawk
Good gif
drowsy steppe
frozen kernel
“Disenfranchised communities make fun of each other to take control over the hate they receive”
Post meme of this exact instance
“Nooo not like that”
copper hawk
It's against the rulez
brave cedar
was gonna say something
frozen kernel
I’m gonna @ Yam so much when MH drops
copper hawk
Yo mama
drowsy steppe
pretty sure any slur isnt allowed to be said here
clever swan
@brave cedar i like how we have a random friend in common. do you even know who they are? i sure dont, they must have added me randomly
copper hawk
Im ashamed of the value of my current tf2 backpack
frosty herald
Kruglov punch!!! WAPOOSH
drowsy steppe
reclaimed or not or whatver tf
frozen kernel
Im gonna FUCK you
I’m gonna uppercut you so hard into the- oh wait
copper hawk
pretty sure any slur isnt allowed to be said here
Yarp
frozen kernel
THEY TOOK IT AWAY
drowsy steppe
its why you dont see N word being said here
frozen kernel
copper hawk
Slipz thru the crackz
clever swan
it doesnt have to be a problem
the moderators dont even know their own mods love pokemon
they just do things by ear out here
frozen kernel
Zealot chat is a mod barren wasteland
heady rapids
I love pokemon
frosty herald
Zealot chat is a mod barren wasteland
Good
copper hawk
How the bulwark looks at me as i dodge around him and tear apart his chaff meownionz
frozen kernel
It takes like, actual shitty behavior to get the police wardens to show up here
Or you know, calling it out
clever swan
frosty herald
How the bulwark looks at me as i dodge around him and tear apart his chaff meown...
Why is he eating slop
frozen kernel
Why is he eating slop
Cult of Admonition
brave cedar
Cult of Ads
copper hawk
It's 2 late
brave cedar
so many ads
frozen kernel
They only serve slop
brave cedar
too many ads
copper hawk
Yo mama
clever swan
i looked at a bunch of ads while killing ads in ads
brave cedar
joe
frozen kernel
i looked at a bunch of ads while killing ads in ads
IYKYK
copper hawk
Ur apawpriatin my culture .
copper hawk
brave cedar
me watching people queue up blight spreads
copper hawk
Lvl 52 Zealot Goontastic-Freak would like to join your H40 strike party !
copper hawk
(Highest cleared hav is 0)
heady rapids
no
heady rapids
you can do a regular something
frozen kernel
They boosted everyone to 15 after one auric
heady rapids
to get 0
frosty herald
You dont have to habe qued up for havoc at all
copper hawk
Oh
frozen kernel
It’s funny because I never played Hav 1-15
Holy shit the single digits are actually a joke
Literally malice
heady rapids
people were crying so at first mael boosted you to 10 and then to 16
frozen kernel
And you still see people go down
It’s fucking adorable
I’m running revive speed on one of my curios just for picking all the ugly babies off the floor
modern lintel
frosty herald
Havoc 1-15 is piss easy to get no downs on
frozen kernel
drowsy steppe
because its literally just malice
tawdry leaf
i thought malice was hard when i first started playing ngl
frozen kernel
Me picking up the veteran who’s been pox burster’d for the 3rd time
tawdry leaf
now im playing havc 30+
frozen kernel
i thought malice was hard when i first started playing ngl
This explains so much :p
heady rapids
i thought malice was hard when i first started playing ngl
I mean it is the first difficulty that can actually kill you yeah
frozen kernel
Just gotta break through the next wall
tawdry leaf
This explains so much :p
look man im better than most people you were picking up before 😭
frozen kernel
Like Anjanath
frozen kernel
look man im better than most people you were picking up before 😭
The NO MISTAKE EVER Japanese man in me desperately wants to put you on book duty every time I watch your rounds whiff
But the fenian blood is keeping you safe from barrels
tawdry leaf
The NO MISTAKE EVER Japanese man in me desperately wants to put you on book duty...
define whiff
frozen kernel
GUG GUG
[two hot scorch marks in the wall behind the target]
frozen kernel
:p not that bad at all usually
heady rapids
frozen kernel
You do need to aim for the noggin more tho
frozen kernel
Your big ass boomstick that fires self propelled hurt
Recon it’s just kinda, point in enemy direction lmao
tawdry leaf
Your big ass boomstick that fires self propelled hurt
im fine with the boltgun? 😭
frozen kernel
The lasguns have a weird auto-aim so you can kinda hip fire them all day
tawdry leaf
i ADS them
frozen kernel
For some targets it’s definitely worth
I still want a mechanicus class that simultaneously wields weapons with their extra arms
frozen kernel
Left click left hand, right click right when using their blitz or something
Like the gunzerker from Borderlands
vague depot
I always imagined they just juggled all their weapons
frozen kernel
You’re watching an actual machine decimate the horde with M1 spam while simultaneously flick shotting specials
vague depot
Oh so weapon specialist caxe vet
obsidian prairie
Using this for two Agrivovlers to turn bosses into fucking paste
frozen kernel
Kinda already looks that way on bistol and other weapons you just quickly draw to delete stuff
frozen kernel
Using this for two Agrivovlers to turn bosses into fucking paste
I would love the stigma of “ugh fucking double gun adept in my match can’t wait to have no ammo”
“Grrrr gunlugger 2.0”
I’d cure in that salt
obsidian prairie
Enlightened individuals using it to spam caxe at 2x speed
(I would still kill on sight)
frozen kernel
On the opposite end “uhm EXCUZE ME I’m playing DOUBLE MELEE adept so AKCHUALLY none of you engage in melee, I don’t want to SEE A SPECIALIST 😤😤”
frozen kernel
Oh so weapon specialist caxe vet
I meant to try the DB build that reloads it in your pocket
Never got around to leveling DB until recently
My veteran is very neglected because once I realized WS let me play “Zeteran” I just finished leveling and went home
heady rapids
if only db was at least half as good as griffon foot from vt2....
and not this... thing......
frozen kernel
My hand can also only handle so much point and click because fuck I love the laspistol
My buddy DL’d the full auto mod then realized he couldn’t control the MK2 lmao
reef flower
Cant wait to unlock the thunder hammer
frozen kernel
Can’t wait for him to experience chastise + 15 stacks of IJ boltgun firing speed
heady rapids
the bliss of being a new darktide player in 2025
vague depot
Godspeed dawri
heady rapids
didn't have to live through pre crafting phase
reef flower
the bliss of being a new darktide player in 2025
I am one lol
obsidian prairie
Cant wait to unlock the thunder hammer
I find it’s more funny than good
heady rapids
to get thrust....
vague depot
didn't have to live through pre crafting phase
Limited to only 2 edits per weapon
frozen kernel
Didn’t have to wait 23 levels to be disappointed by the hammer because no thrust
vague depot
No empowering
heady rapids
Limited to only 2 edits per weapon
Limited to not being able to change shit!!!!!!
vague depot
vague depot
No one asked for optimal perks and blessings because you would never get them
heady rapids
Thunder hammer was an unreachable relic
frozen kernel
I remember when a Mk3 with Flakiac and Rampage/Savage Sweep was peak RNG
heady rapids
Considering everything else you could pretty much pick up and play with barely any investment
frozen kernel
Closest I ever got I think only got Rampage IV, Savage Sweep III
heady rapids
And thunderhammer was just bad without thrust
frozen kernel
I still generally take thrust on most weapons that get it
heady rapids
It still is but now you can just get thrust.....
frozen kernel
My dumbass is going to fully charge the heavy anyways
vague depot
Remember when plasteel was more valuable than diamantine
frozen kernel
Might as well get a fuck load of extra damage
heady rapids
it still is for me
Well
Used to be until havoc stopped
Cause now it's all worthless.....
frozen kernel
I have so much material yeah
vague depot
Suffering from success
frozen kernel
I honestly run out of Ordos more than anything
heady rapids
I never had a shortage in diamantine cause I dropped the game in the first half of uhh
2024?
or 2023
frozen kernel
empowering after buying like 27 weapons is expensive
heady rapids
and only started playing again shortly before havoc dropped
vague depot
Yea the havoc chest gives you like 2 aurics worth of ordos and then an entire month of grindings worth of diamantine lmao
reef flower
Yea the havoc chest gives you like 2 aurics worth of ordos and then an entire mo...
Whats ordos
frozen kernel
And only 60k Ordos
heady rapids
Yeah fuck off with that amount of ordos lmao
frozen kernel
Whats ordos
The generic currency
heady rapids
H40 gives you around 120k
frozen kernel
Brunt Store, gold
heady rapids
I think
vague depot
Whats ordos
The gold coins
frozen kernel
Mid 30’s rewards are hilariously low
ornate bone
From a point of view of gaming™ ergonomics, keyboard is honestly fucking ass
frozen kernel
But I mean, just run a couple aurics if you need money
Each one is like what 60k or more
heady rapids
literally.....
ornate bone
Anyone who rested their hand on the keyboard already probably noticed their index and ring fingers are different lengths
reef flower
The gold coins
WE'RE RICH!
heady rapids
jokes on you my movement keys are qwe
vague depot
From a point of view of gaming™ ergonomics, keyboard is honestly fucking ass
I like moving with controller since it gives me a lot more control over how I move and how fast I move (if the game has that) and also feels a bit more comfortable
But for aiming
Mouse 100% lmao
ornate bone
I still need to test gyro aiming to see if it really is as good as some people say
vague depot
jokes on you my movement keys are qwe
As a kid I think I used to have the movement keys on the numbers lol
frozen kernel
Thirdperson = Controller
First Person = KB+M
Generally at least
I’ll play something like Warframe with KBM
heady rapids
As a kid I think I used to have the movement keys on the numbers lol
I can see them being arrow keys but you might genuinely be insane
ornate bone
I only heard good things about it, but unfortunately didn't manage to change my controller before
frozen kernel
But Helldivers I use a controller
vague depot
And my thumb would just work overtime for every single other keybind
frozen kernel
Souls games I don’t play with KBM
vague depot
I can see them being arrow keys but you might genuinely be insane
I did a lot of things as a kid that I can no longer explain
heady rapids
real Yakuza use a gamepad....
frozen kernel
I did a lot of things as a kid that I can no longer explain
I used arrow keys with numpad 0 for prone, RCTRL crouch, and Mouse 2 jump
Children are weird
I still use M2 jump for source games
vague depot
Mouse2 jump sounds kinda legendary though
clever swan
the sheer payout of havoc 40 makes me want to play it. which is cringe in and of itself, really
frozen kernel
I was a demon on scout
ornate bone
I used arrow keys with numpad 0 for prone, RCTRL crouch, and Mouse 2 jump
I have a secret
heady rapids
I have crouch bind to my mouse
frozen kernel
I used C for ADS in CodWAW
ornate bone
I actually love games without sprint bullshit because I can put crouch on shift
vague depot
Amen
heady rapids
my sprint in darktide is on alt.....
ornate bone
My Darktide crouch is alt
heady rapids
imagine people that have jump and dodge both on space.....
ornate bone
I put it there so I stopped doing dodge slides
frozen kernel
Frog struggling to slide and quell at the same time
vague depot
I think I have crouch on c because my pointer finger and thumb can both reach it
heady rapids
why would you wanna stop dodge sliding
frozen kernel
ornate bone
imagine people that have jump and dodge both on space.....
Choose your next words very carefully
frozen kernel
Literally Psyker’s gameplay
heady rapids
I put crouch on m5 so I can crouch slide more
heady rapids
Choose your next words very carefully
heady rapids
I have ping on m4
frozen kernel
Fartshart did one good thing
heady rapids
I should really rebind my special
vague depot
I don’t have extra buttons
frozen kernel
Unless the default ping key is like T
heady rapids
clicking your M3 is annoying as shit
vague depot
It was t in vermintide
frozen kernel
In which case I’ve had it rebound for so long I don’t even know
vague depot
I didn’t have a issue with that
heady rapids
i need more buttons
vague depot
Look I was fine with it my finger reached it without any issues
frozen kernel
VT2 didn’t have hit markers either, and while I’ll say in most games they’re unneeded…in a melee horde game it’s kind of nice to have confirmation that you hit something when your FOV is set to Quake Pro
heady rapids
so I can do M1 M2 fire and aim
heady rapids
space marine is such a console coded game in terms of controls......
frozen kernel
I felt like I was playing OG NMRiH with VT2
clever swan
sm2 is like gears of war innit
frosty herald
VT2 didn’t have hit markers either, and while I’ll say in most games they’re unn...
I need old hitmarkers back
clever swan
the definition of console-ified game
heady rapids
kind of
frosty herald
You have no way of knowing if you hit a weakspot
frozen kernel
space marine is such a console coded game in terms of controls......
I thought it was unironically really impressive that they released a 2009 game that feels like a 360 game in the modern era and it worked
heady rapids
no it's a great fucking successor yeah
automodded....
the default control scheme in sm2 is just syehjrjrjfjf
frozen kernel
It’s like Hat in Time releasing not-Banjo and Kazooie to a new audience and absolutely nailing it
frozen kernel
I watch gameplay of SM2 and I think of Transformers War for Cybertron
heady rapids
what are you fucking mad
frozen kernel
Yeah my buddies had issues with the default controls
frozen kernel
I’m sad because my OG Vet buddy loves SM2
heady rapids
it would 100% work on controller
frozen kernel
I just really
Really don’t care for it
Space Marines are like, negative cool for me
I don’t like playing as a big stomping nigh unkillable juggernaut
frozen kernel
I like playing someone like a guardsman who’s somehow survived all the shite
reef flower
I was thinking of buying sm2 but I spent 5€ on vermintide 2 and 15€ on dlcs
Gotta wait for next major sale
clever swan
sm2's combat is so much clunkier when compared to a tide game
heady rapids
it's a parrying simulator
frozen kernel
Because it’s all you do
reef flower
True, sm2 feels like mortal kombat lmao
frozen kernel
All the fucking time
frozen kernel
You’re just watching execution after execution and all of the Thousand Suns have the same animation
frozen kernel
Uh
heady rapids
I'll never understand people having problems with executions though
frozen kernel
No idea
clever swan
it's like a beat em up but for some reason instead of fluid gameplay they were like "lets make everyone get caught in the same animation every 5 seconds"
frozen kernel
I don’t have a problem with executions. I just have a problem with watching the same one over and over and over again
Like take melee in BF3/BF4
You had different animations in every stance from every angle
So you weren’t just coming up, neck snap, move on
copper hawk
sm2 is a game u pick up and play
clever swan
the problem with them is how lacking in dynamic movement they are. you legit get stunlocked by the animation, you LITERALLY cant do anything
copper hawk
to play like four or five matches
then play something else
for that, it's fun
also: dress up
my fav part..
frozen kernel
It kept it interesting and rewarded you for doing something difficult
opal star
sm2 is as boring as space marines
clever swan
if you could do execution animations and like, move around while doing them, have some intentional directionality to the executions, the game would feel SO MUCH BETTER
frozen kernel
SM2 I feel like I could only suplex so many tyranids before I got bored
heady rapids
to each their own I guess
frozen kernel
It’s not like Ogryn Rock ragdolls
heady rapids
I don't think I've ever used rock outside of doing the achievement lol
frozen kernel
if you could do execution animations and like, move around while doing them, hav...
The Eragon PS2 game actually kinda did this
heady rapids
and I never will..
and I never will play ogryn unless they make it an actual fun class
frozen kernel
If you grappled an enemy, depending which move you killed them with would determine how you killed them
clever swan
sadly even doom eternal didnt have dynamic sort of executions
idek if the new one will
frozen kernel
I used to just grab dudes, bend them over my knee, and just beat my sword hilt on their chest until they fell over
heady rapids
also: dress up
I hope they add more pauldrons that don't cover up insignias......
copper hawk
I hope they add more pauldrons that don't cover up insignias......
so fucking true
i hope they add fucking
hazard patterns for the shoulders
frozen kernel
The melee combat in those was fucking sick. You’d flick the whole analog sticks to throw punches and kicks
copper hawk
so i can larp as a loyalist descendant of an iron warrior
heady rapids
I love all the different helmet scheme patterns they added with dlcs tho...
frozen kernel
You’d grab a dude with L2+R2 and as you pulled the stick back, your dude would wind up his knee
heady rapids
stile this from Reddit...
remote lark
heady rapids
can't wait to make pre heresy tsons when the barge update drops
hearty nebula
huh
frozen kernel
sadly even doom eternal didnt have dynamic sort of executions
Doom Eternal just didn’t hit like 2016 did for me
heady rapids
We might be getting things.....
frozen kernel
It strayed way too far from DOOM and tried to be…something else
reef flower
Poxrock suicide guy fing shucks, they keep yeeting me to the void
tame sluice
so i can larp as a loyalist descendant of an iron warrior
I use the pre-heresy black legion colors
frozen kernel
I’m glad a lot of people liked it though
clever swan
it'd be cool if they strayed back into being like doom 3
heady rapids
I use the pre-heresy black legion colors
based
frozen kernel
It’s also had like 2 years of updates
clever swan
that game is really awesome, especially was great back in the day
heady rapids
my friend runs pre heresy world eaters
frozen kernel
I wonder if they have full IK for the arms
heady rapids
the blue fellas.....
rocky nacelle
so i can larp as a loyalist descendant of an iron warrior
how about larp as my pookie
clever swan
copper hawk
frozen kernel
I remember playing Doom 3 with my dad and talking shit on my Godfather for using cheats lmao
rocky nacelle
heady rapids
y'all ever do a a aa when you do the 50/50 pattern and make half of your skin alpha legion
rocky nacelle
yknow
after that helldivers clip
thinking about rescinding my statement............
also the deltarune acid river music in the background lmfaoooo (its good)
clever swan
definite zoomie moment
heady rapids
y'all ever do a a aa when you do the 50/50 pattern and make half of your skin al...
shitty ss but you get the idea
omega marines....
copper hawk
rocky nacelle
https://medal.tv/games/marvel-rivals/clips/jwiHHsffSlmtJriby?invite=cr-MSxzekQsM...
or alternatively he flew like this
copper hawk
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/483702636479119370/1330990051320008794/...
LMFAO
still sick though
copper hawk
https://tenor.com/view/sheev-palpatine-star-wars-fly-shocked-fly-away-gif-153762...
LMFAO yah
rocky nacelle
https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/jvGJbEhAzkuBrFfh5?invite=cr-MSxrZzUsMjA0MjU2ODk...
2012 called
they want this clip back
copper hawk
i looooove tf2
rocky nacelle
i love it more
clever swan
we want 2012 back too
rocky nacelle
clever swan
but do you have the primeval warrior
rocky nacelle
unironically
I dont have a killsound/hit sound
always wanted one but could never settle
or find a good one
copper hawk
Fart with reverb is pawesome
heady rapids
is it common for tf2 players to play on 4:3 btw
I have a friend who plays like that with over like 5000 hours
obviously on a 16:9 minitor
rocky nacelle
does he play competitively
clever swan
doubt it, maybe the super tryhards
heady rapids
does he play competitively
I actually don't know
he probably doesn't
he told me that he used to play 4;3 back in the day and I guess never swapped?
I've seen cs players do that tho
never fucking mind he has 8600 hours
clever swan
i wonder how much of that time was spent in a brony server
frosty herald
The super tryhards are the ones without a weapon model
heady rapids
I also know a guy who doesn't have a job and has barely any money left but always buys and mixes tf2 cosmetic sets...
frosty herald
tame sluice
I also know a guy who doesn't have a job and has barely any money left but alway...
tbf you can make decent cosmetic sets for like
2 dollars
with cheap shit
heady rapids
tbf you can make decent cosmetic sets for like
yeah it's just funny seeing him complaining he barely has any finances to make ends meet then less of an hour later shows ppl the new items he bought
maybe there's a correlation? can't tell for sure...
mighty root
maybe there's a correlation? can't tell for sure...
Dedicated to the craft
mighty root
yeah it's just funny seeing him complaining he barely has any finances to make e...
That reminds me of this
heady rapids
Lmao
mighty root
@stone fern initiate tidelink powering on the stim reactor
frosty herald
https://youtu.be/nQFxGWMMKdg?si=F4ymgYt5LIN-WV9q @rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
The super tryhards are the ones without a weapon model
its so easy to turn a viewmodel off fake propaganda
rocky nacelle
me when i restartedly talk about shit I dont know about
nothing new for #zealot-class
clever swan
woah..
silver stag
ornate bone
that is so me
remote lark
heady rapids
hiyaaaaaa
ornate bone
53rd, more like 5nerd
tawdry leaf
@brave cedar ggs, nice meetin ya
uneven galleon
congrats on the win
reef flower
Congrats
frosty herald
brave cedar
<@148263486982586368> ggs, nice meetin ya
nice to meet u little one
u seem pleasant! 😄 i enjoyed your company
remote lark
brave cedar
lots of flamer damage farming
brave cedar
im surprised by how much you were allowed to use it
it was impressive
but i mean thats survivalist for you
frosty herald
What modifier
brave cedar
^
frosty herald
purge/cranial
Purge?
remote lark
sniper purge
brave cedar
it was sniper purge, pushardened and cranial
frosty herald
Mf you have 2 mutators
frosty herald
it was sniper purge, pushardened and cranial
A more cancerous 40 combo would be pus hardened blight
brave cedar
of course
i would love to play the builds i like on high havocs but i have 0 psyker friends
remote lark
ill be leveling a soyker next
frosty herald
ill be leveling a soyker next
Get overheaded get overheaded get overheaded plap plap plap
remote lark
reef flower
Wot is this
brave cedar
it really is just "allow bad players to do whatever"
remote lark
Wot is this
havoc 40
brave cedar
i only use other builds with people i know
tawdry leaf
nice to meet u little one
dm'd you those poxburster clips btw
brave cedar
dm'd you those poxburster clips btw
hell yeag
vague depot
i would love to play the builds i like on high havocs but i have 0 psyker friend...
Hi I was told that I can do a decent bubble
Well
brave cedar
Hi I was told that I can do a decent bubble
omg hiii 😄
vague depot
I had the pleasure of watching frogs fight one time but then one of them sorta trimped onto me and to this day I am still unable to wash the stains out
copper hawk
Eugh
copper hawk
Get overheaded get overheaded get overheaded plap plap plap
Freak.
jovial cosmos
💢💢💢
reef flower
In like 28
Level or age
bitter anvil
I didn't come back this game when the havoc drop, just been around Warframe game-ish
solar gorge
i finish kcd then i'm starting lvl 0 to havoc 40 Ironman
frosty herald
Freak.
https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-smile-sukuna-sukuna-smile-freaky-sukuna-gif-4852549280133734300
reef flower
When solo mode
You can use a mod
visual compass
You can use a mod
officially I mean
reef flower
officially I mean
Idk ask fatshark
outer rampart
Why DON’T we have solo mode yet?
Or at least an option to turn off bots for private games?
Because there ARE private games
clever swan
we cant even read chinese characters in this game yet
undone pewter
spare talon
bitter anvil
stone fern
theoretical: charge in
practical: CHAAARGE IN
grizzled aspen
ill be leveling a soyker next
YIPPEE I MIGHT BE FREE OF BUBBLE BITCH DUTIES
stone fern
YIPPEE I MIGHT BE FREE OF BUBBLE BITCH DUTIES
frosty herald
Bro aint gotta do alat at diff 1
stone fern
bolters do zero damage and space marines tank no damage
diff 1 is canon in space marines while t5 is canon here
stone fern
🚬 eh close enough
there has to be one timeline where fatshark doesnt make games they just get contracted to design the combat of every single AAA game
i wanna live there
frosty herald
Sm2 has solid combat ngl
stone fern
yeah ofc but the whole pary and qte stuff i feel like i would get bored of it very quick
im not a big fan of kill cams and executions
placid fiber
there has to be one timeline where fatshark doesnt make games they just get cont...
Assassins Creed 40k
stone fern
i was thinking more like skyrimTide
placid fiber
The Elder Scrolls: Darktide
stone fern
i used to be a reject like you...
opal star
it’s just
the same long-winded execution animations
over and over and over and over and ov
dry hinge
Tbh if you’re a good player in sm2, you skip the executions 90% of the time
frosty herald
His meme got him banned
stone fern
shit must have been fire 🚬
placid fiber
His meme got him banned
Shouldn't his name be white if he was banned? >.>
stone fern
the discord is big as fuck itll take time
grizzled aspen
shit must have been fire 🚬
Check dorncord.
frosty herald
He got narced
stone fern
he wsa asking for it
placid fiber
Rip
heady rapids
the one with the slur that he got defensive about?
heady rapids
quick? its been a couple hours.......
hard nexus
well ig the meme had that actual slur
placid fiber
Oof
grizzled aspen
quick? its been a couple hours.......
Banned within an hour of posting.
hard nexus
quick? its been a couple hours.......
i meant like without being warned and having it deleted
hard nexus
well yeah and he tried to defend its usage for some reason
oh lmfao
heady rapids
someone told him maybe to not use that word and he responded with "you missed the point"
delicate shadow
...bro can prove the point in literally any other server that doesn't have rules against slurs lmao
hard nexus
i’ve had a whole discussion regarding the use of
i think
uhhmm
femboy?
with i think gawain
placid fiber
...bro can prove the point in literally any other server that doesn't have rules...
Yeah, this ^
stone fern
well ig the meme had that actual slur
"hehe look at my meme"
look inside
its slurs
worst part is it wasnt even funny
hard nexus
"hehe look at my meme"
>look inside
>its slurs
the next dorncord member
delicate shadow
like I'm not even gonna comment on the context because regardless of context using slurs is gonna get you booted
heady rapids
yeah weird stuff
stone fern
like bruh how hard is it to not use slurs on a public discord
placid fiber
I honestly don't care what the context is, I don't like slurs. :/
stone fern
imagine you say that in a work slack
delicate shadow
here's the thing too, the more problematic this channel gets eventually it's gonna result in changes nobody is going to like
placid fiber
here's the thing too, the more problematic this channel gets eventually it's gon...
It only takes a few to ruin a good thing...
😦
delicate shadow
more than a few at this point, frankly
placid fiber
Fair point
tight scroll
a lot more than a few
stone fern
here's the thing too, the more problematic this channel gets eventually it's gon...
itll get better as the worse offenders leave itll be less bad
hard nexus
more than a few at this point, frankly
true!!
hard nexus
a lot more than a few
true!!!!
hard nexus
itll get better as the worse offenders leave itll be less bad
yeah but then unfortunately that means slop
it’s exchanging slop for slop
and who knows if it’ll be better
it’s still a 40k server
stone fern
its ok we just have to play the game more
hard nexus
thinking it gets better
trust they’re gonna add the melta next week
stone fern
i can save zealot chat ill just post my gameplay its so bad everyone would be forced to change topics back to the game
delicate shadow
back when this server was still small I had a history channel made for the nerds to talk in and it was really really fun and wholesome for about...a couple months and then more DT news came out, server got bigger and it got ruined immediately
heady rapids
they will never make me hate you clad.......
hard nexus
i can save zealot chat ill just post my gameplay its so bad everyone would be fo...
usually you just get called a rashad crutch
dry hinge
Ngl I’m fairly new to this server and my observation within a few days of being in it is that this specific chat is aids
stone fern
usually you just get called a rashad crutch
nuh uh
grizzled aspen
back when this server was still small I had a history channel made for the nerds...
history channel
40k
I can imagine the kinds of things that ruined it.
hard nexus
back when this server was still small I had a history channel made for the nerds...
yummers !
stone fern
shield is arguably as braindead
whos arguing? im not
hard nexus
nazis in my 40k?
tight scroll
hell not too long ago we had a memes channel, not hard to draw parallels to whats going on imo
hard nexus
never…..
heady rapids
nazis in my 40k?
hard nexus
hell not too long ago we had a memes channel, not hard to draw parallels to what...
i miss it sometimes but yeah it was pawful
stone fern
heady rapids
me and the local black templars player
delicate shadow
>history channel
>40k
I can imagine the kinds of things that ruined it.
we had the channel description/rules ask people to avoid those particular things lol
which worked...until it didn't
stone fern
consider dodging harder
LOOK AT HOW HARD I DODGE
EEEEHHHHHH
delicate shadow
alas
hard nexus
we had the channel description/rules ask people to avoid those particular things...
unfortunately nobody reads channel descriptions
grizzled aspen
Clad just posting his Ls nonstop.
tight scroll
how does such a small net capture such a large lad
delicate shadow
it's kind of a shame really, those early days of the server had really neat tightknit small community vibes
hard nexus
how does such a small net capture such a large lad
the warp
stone fern
unfortunately nobody reads channel descriptions
i look!!!
rocky nacelle
it's kind of a shame really, those early days of the server had really neat tigh...
i think if you use a loadout i dont agree with you should be smited
what do you think
I think thats pretty good for the community
stone fern
@hard nexus @grizzled aspen https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1330186770997837844/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2025.01.18_-_15.43.26.04-00.04.12.437-00.04.19.880_online-video-cutter.com.mp4?ex=67905c37&is=678f0ab7&hm=25cad127d37d9fbebd76e4a98c37c8eda39ea61601b0bfcd7ed2eccc4c77496c&
ok this one is funny tho
hard nexus
it's kind of a shame really, those early days of the server had really neat tigh...
back when zealot chat was just a bunch of us talking because we hadn’t gotten any new content in like 6 months
hard nexus
<@265332960792805378> <@433418308453138433> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmen...
lmfao
hard nexus
back when zealot chat was just a bunch of us talking because we hadn’t gotten an...
i miss it
kind of
rocky nacelle
back when zealot chat was just a bunch of us talking because we hadn’t gotten an...
the new content being what new gray name schizo is going to showup next
stone fern
yeah i too miss when things were BAD and it was the same 30 people in auric board
delicate shadow
...god don't remind me
sonic steppe
What’s the dump stat for the thunder hammer and the eviscerator?
hard nexus
What’s the dump stat for the thunder hammer and the eviscerator?
defenses and mobility
rocky nacelle
i’m referring to the incident cica has probably told u about
run that by me again I have a list here
hard nexus
run that by me again I have a list here
ringleader
hard nexus
yeah
we need a zealot chat history book
All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on it like a bunch of toxic trolls you didn’t have to say anything if u don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything but naw y’all wanna be animals like every other troll and thru the safety of the internet you run your mouth and then talk smack about me it’s ridiculous and not fair of anyone to treat some one like that and u have the audacity to say I’m going thru somthing nah you and all the other trolls like you need to get over what your going thru and act right
rocky nacelle
most terminally online shit ive heard in a while
hard nexus
complete with all the copy pastas
hard nexus
but thats basically what the copy pastas are
yeah all i want is just all them in one place really
rocky nacelle
or stickers
stone fern
yeah i miss the crashouts ngl
delicate shadow
zealot chat chronicles, documenting all the times that people in this channel have routinely failed to self-regulate
hard nexus
back when DT was still new
but i haven’t been able to remember it
all i know was it was funny
hard nexus
have y'all had actual nazis tho
yeah
heady rapids
cause we had those on modding
stone fern
meow is a hopless romantic
stone fern
meow is even romanticizing the dark age of zealot chat
hard nexus
we had someone that DMd at least me (but probably other people) random porn
and when they got blocked
stone fern
why do people not have dms disabled?
heady rapids
we had a rando drug addict that dm'd ancient and told him that he knows that he is a fed
hard nexus
tried to add me on another account “rapist150” with a swastika pfp
rocky nacelle
tried to add me on another account “rapist150” with a swastika pfp
average roblox user
hard nexus
that was clara
rocky nacelle
or perchance a tf2 player
hard nexus
if u remember that
hard nexus
average roblox user
yeah
hard nexus
or perchance a tf2 player
yeah
stone fern
tried to add me on another account “rapist150” with a swastika pfp
hi can u help me with fleshwound pls
hard nexus
tf2 players are evil
obsidian ore
Hi I also need help with flesh wound
placid fiber
>hi can u help me with fleshwound pls
heady rapids
Hi I also need help with flesh wound
commited to the bit
stone fern
ainz helped me with it along side another dude real legend
obsidian ore
You guys remember the saga of that one guy who was hosting farming and archivement stuff for real money
Bro got banned for like 15 times to finally stop appearing
stone fern
they gotta add him and ham to the mourningstar combined must have been like 1000+ penances gotten for people
stone fern
You guys remember the saga of that one guy who was hosting farming and archiveme...
yup
hard nexus
Bro got banned for like 15 times to finally stop appearing
yeah i’m actually his 16th account
obsidian ore
I got banned because of that guy from this server but I came back, it was a mistake lol
stone fern
there are also plasteel boosting websites around
hard nexus
5 dollar for havoc 40
frank night
that was clara
You will REGRET refreshing this memory
stone fern
5 dollar for havoc 40
bruh thats like 2 bucks an hour
hard nexus
You will REGRET refreshing this memory
you seem very familiar
i’m trying 2 remember mittens
obsidian ore
yeah i’m actually his 16th account
Bro finally embraced his inner woman after the 15th account respect
frank night
go army!
rocky nacelle
🫡
frank night
🫡
hard nexus
hard nexus
sir yes sir
rocky nacelle
HF
placid fiber
but i’m failing
opal star
me when I lie
grizzled aspen
zealot chat chronicles, documenting all the times that people in this channel ha...
I mean, lately, the intelligent ones let the real freaks and assholes show their faces so you can document and eventually shoot them.
merry flume
honestly getting to watch a car crash in slow motion is fun when it comes to discord drama cause u just patiently waiting to pull out that "told u so"
i got a full clip of told you so's ready when certain things happen here
candid shuttle
Who's got a gif of the Zealot using the holy relic ability
hard nexus
honestly getting to watch a car crash in slow motion is fun when it comes to dis...
real
my friends saying “oh but they aren’t that bad”
and then they turn out to be that bad
and then i get to say i told you so
and bask in the glory of being right
merry flume
me when im right (nothing changes)
hard nexus
me when im right (nothing changes)
hmm yes this bad thing happened to me after my friend advised me to avoid bad thing
dry hinge
I mean. Arguments are always bound to happen in discord servers or anywhere tbh. Just don’t cross the line. Which’s. Lot of people seem to struggle with generally
hard nexus
i will now continue to ignore friend’s advice and continue to do thing
and now i will be sad that bad thing happened again
the cycle continues
merry flume
i have a friend like that
hard nexus
merry flume
after the third time i just laught at them
hard nexus
i have a friend like that
i have 3 like that
merry flume
like u obviously dont wanna get better so now ur my little court jester i get to throw tomatoes at when i'm bored
hard nexus
LMAO
merry flume
🫵 😂🍅
hard nexus
ornate bone
most terminally online shit ive heard in a while
You're not online much, then
candid shuttle
Who's got a gif of the Zealot using the holy relic ability
Damn can't find any
normal wren
Hey guys I think martyrs purpose is the single most impactful node in the game
normal wren
hearty nebula
All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on...
I just joined Darktide community and after your toxicity I want to leave it. Gross.
hard nexus
Hey guys I think martyrs purpose is the single most impactful node in the game
yeah, whatever elitist.
hearty nebula
hard nexus
I just joined Darktide community and after your toxicity I want to leave it. Gro...
i can’t remember the other copypasta
normal wren
yeah, whatever elitist.
Its so good because as you are setting up your martyrdom build you get cdr
merry flume
wait wasn't that the guy who cried to me because i said if you get 100k damage in a match ur bad