#zealot-class

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stuck scroll
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Just get infectus zeal on Blazing it just works better honestly

acoustic dune
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tf is infectus

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sorry i dont read name

placid fiber
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You don't know what thy wrath be swift is...?

acoustic dune
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my brian is too smooth for when i slide

stuck scroll
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It helps and gives allies 66% crit chance

remote lark
placid fiber
remote lark
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good morning

stuck scroll
remote lark
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:B

acoustic dune
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beat them up yourself

naive stirrup
remote lark
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hii

acoustic dune
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ey lumi

stuck scroll
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Eh I just prefer helping people that’s on me

spare dome
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10% team aura is pretty tight honestly

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yea at H40 or w/e there's better options to scoop up

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but thats p. gud

acoustic dune
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i dont run chorus to help my teamate

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i run chorus to help myself

remote lark
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that's cause you're bad

spare dome
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stalwart also very good now so its not nearly as awful as it was

acoustic dune
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it so happenn to help them

stuck scroll
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Obviously but still nice to have a vet be able to kill a damn carapace earlier

stuck scroll
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Damn

spare dome
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tbh vet probably needs the boost the least

remote lark
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miserable

spare dome
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another zealot, psykers, and ogryns tho

modern lintel
acoustic dune
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some just handle them better

placid fiber
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You just need to not be stupid

acoustic dune
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youll have atleast one teamate whom can handle cara

placid fiber
drifting wolf
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is one of the relic blade movesets of similar complexity to the mk2 evis but on a better weapon

acoustic dune
frosty herald
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mk2 relic blade is pretty complex

remote lark
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me just bring boltgunj

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problem solved

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pewpwepwepwpewpewpewpeppew

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4 crushers die

frosty herald
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boltgunj

remote lark
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bomltgunj

acoustic dune
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bottom gear

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tonite

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hammond smoke jet fuel

naive stirrup
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i want to play darktide but pub queuing has sapped my want

acoustic dune
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hank find out whom heisenberg is

acoustic dune
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and shake my head irl

naive stirrup
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no one plays with me they're all busy playing grey weapon h40

acoustic dune
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i got my shit from havoc

naive stirrup
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or im just not online

acoustic dune
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i aint never touching havoc

spring storm
acoustic dune
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2 jim curry

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god greatest gift

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nae HUMANITY greatest gift

stuck scroll
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In Jim carry we trust

drifting wolf
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cant wait for 3 jims to carrey sonic 4

frosty herald
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Send vodka to duga without radiation artifacts

naive stirrup
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explode

stuck scroll
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Mech sonic voiced by Jim carry when?

acoustic dune
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god i wanna see 4 jim carry in a room with 1 bullet in a revolver

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abd see what happen

frosty herald
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glory to ward

acoustic dune
frosty herald
acoustic dune
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speaking of sonic

stuck scroll
violet hornet
acoustic dune
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ken penders

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have i never seen such horrendus style

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ever

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how is he a comic artist

stuck scroll
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It’s decent but awful for the characters he’s working on

acoustic dune
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what was blud thinking

stuck scroll
acoustic dune
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bruh

stuck scroll
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That’s stupid asf, I renounce what I said

stuck scroll
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Wait that’s a commission!

acoustic dune
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Penders please

stuck scroll
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Take me back Arztozka!

acoustic dune
stuck scroll
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Omg noooo

acoustic dune
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he is a good artist but god his colour work suck ass

placid fiber
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some of the abbreviations have long since been in place

stuck scroll
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MIDDLE AGE TAILS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST HE DOES NOT HAVE GOOD “ART”

heady rapids
acoustic dune
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is that

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another edgy wolf?

placid fiber
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cat snake

drifting wolf
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snat or cake

stuck scroll
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Snat is better

placid fiber
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idk, that sounds a lot like snot

acoustic dune
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tbh i think zealot chat

heady rapids
acoustic dune
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is alot of cat posting

placid fiber
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cizart

stuck scroll
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Zealot chat is stupidity at it’s finest

acoustic dune
stuck scroll
placid fiber
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and then they stopped typing

drifting wolf
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zealot chat is whatever's between chaotic neutral and chaotic evil on the alignment chart

placid fiber
stuck scroll
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Just like a normal zealot

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Zealot players however are insane

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I should know

grand tangle
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Just like a normal zealot

placid fiber
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Yep

grand tangle
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So what did the voices emperor tell you to do today?

placid fiber
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Tell knify what twbs meant

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since knify didn't know >.>

drifting wolf
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watch sonic 3 vocoded to gangster's paradise

grand tangle
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Keep preaching the good word

stuck scroll
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To forget middle age tails

placid fiber
acoustic dune
naive stirrup
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thy wrath be swift

placid fiber
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hit stun immunity

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-_-

acoustic dune
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o yeah

naive stirrup
placid fiber
acoustic dune
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got it

sturdy cypress
placid fiber
acoustic dune
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hi rathe wift

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who is rathe wift?

stuck scroll
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Taylor swift

heady rapids
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@acoustic dune shjould i get a skin for starlord or wait for mcu moon knight

acoustic dune
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OH Rahte Swift

acoustic dune
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but i like moon knight

heady rapids
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i dont have enough for both

acoustic dune
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moon knight is my fav lunatic

placid fiber
stuck scroll
heady rapids
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idk how the alphabet goes

placid fiber
heady rapids
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wheres æ

acoustic dune
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you get the idea

placid fiber
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xD

stuck scroll
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Shhh you saw nothing

acoustic dune
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that was un darkpill of you

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phill

placid fiber
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and u didn't know it

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dun dun duhnnnnnnnnnnnn

acoustic dune
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all this time

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are you

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undarkpillwarrior?

stuck scroll
placid fiber
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and u didn't know it

acoustic dune
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or lightpilldocter?

placid fiber
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idk, I am gonna grab some water

spring storm
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wtf happen 🥹

placid fiber
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and knify

stuck scroll
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Plot relevance

acoustic dune
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you will never know where knify wolf is

spring storm
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so uh ive been playing psyker more than zealot recently 😌

acoustic dune
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melee soyker is the only way ill play it

acoustic dune
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gun play, ill let that on vet

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and ogryn

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idk about ogryn

heady rapids
acoustic dune
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i havent found the use on ogryn

placid fiber
tribal fulcrum
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is anybody here able to 2shot crushers with rapier?

stuck scroll
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Ogryn protec littuns

placid fiber
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pretty easily

spring storm
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scriers .1 second before it ends "sniper!"

acoustic dune
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and moonlight the sniper

tribal fulcrum
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i only do 2100 dmg on headshot rapier crit

placid fiber
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Is that with thrust?

tribal fulcrum
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yes

placid fiber
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I know there are crusher 1 shot breakpoints on the ds4

acoustic dune
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its so shrimple yet very effeective

tribal fulcrum
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i am sure you can finesse or backstab oneshot loads of things, that's not interesting

acoustic dune
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sadly doesnt work well with the thammer

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windup is too slow

placid fiber
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Might have had uncanny

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lemme check

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nope, that was without uncanny or carapace

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I made sure I had 0 uncanny strike stacks the 2nd time

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Doesn't matter since uncanny does nothing with chastise

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2820 damage with uncanny and thrust and no chastise

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and sustained

tribal fulcrum
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2820 non crit?

placid fiber
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don't know tbh, I"ll check

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2017 on a non-crit

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so a 2 shot is super easy with 5 uncanny stacks and thrust

tribal fulcrum
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so what's your repeated noncrit dmg

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mine is 1300

placid fiber
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2017 with thrust

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919 without uncanny, thrust, or sustained

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1051*

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1448 2nd srike

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with 5 sustained and 3 uncanny it's a 2 shot

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with 3 uncanny and sustained it is as well

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before the 1st and 2nd hits

carmine falcon
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tried funny parry sword for the first time and it made me wish the game had a parry mechanic for every weapon

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its soooooo fun

naive stirrup
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devils claw

placid fiber
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just barely not a 2 shot from 2 uncanny and sustained

carmine falcon
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devil claw

placid fiber
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without carapace or elites

carmine falcon
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the weapon doesnt deal as much dmg as the rest but the parry turns ragers into a meme

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its comical

placid fiber
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lol a sarge outfit for Vet

carmine falcon
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the only semi decent outfit in the rotation

stuck scroll
naive stirrup
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im debating getting the psyker gimp mask for the funny or getting the gold skull

stuck scroll
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Was able to make a nice commissar with it

naive stirrup
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or i could do neither

placid fiber
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There's also the funny heavy sword skin

naive stirrup
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and still be fine

stuck scroll
placid fiber
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That's why I said "funny heavy sword skin" and not "good heavy sword skin" lol

carmine falcon
stuck scroll
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Fair point

carmine falcon
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gigantic whale skin team has to be ai at this point

stuck scroll
carmine falcon
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there's like 1 good skin every out of every 100 they sell

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thanks boss

placid fiber
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The 1st shrineguard skin on the caxe was sick

placid fiber
carmine falcon
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i was gonna buy the basic black skin they releassed 2 months ago for evis

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but then i realized that its 5 bucks for a basic recolor

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and i bought myself a nice indie game instead Haha

placid fiber
sturdy cypress
acoustic dune
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ey phill

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wtf happen yesterday

placid fiber
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U got drunk

acoustic dune
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why did i draw this

placid fiber
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downed like half a bottle of tequila

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or w/e it was

acoustic dune
placid fiber
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close enough

acoustic dune
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it was a 42% rum

placid fiber
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40% is the standard for most hard liquors here... at least on the cheaper end of the spectrum

acoustic dune
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what even is the context

placid fiber
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I forgot lol

neat grove
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i need relic blade cosmetics

placid fiber
neat grove
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im tired of looking at the mastery one

acoustic dune
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i guess that make sense

neat grove
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god my brain is not wanting to cooperate

placid fiber
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I feel that

neat grove
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we are in dire need of relic blade cosmetic skins

drifting wolf
misty ravine
neat grove
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easier to remember what each is for then

jovial cosmos
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Pretty sad that theres no available shaders

misty ravine
neat grove
drowsy steppe
opal girder
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So I’m pretty new to zealot. Is chorus of fortitude any good?

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Wanted to try and make a supporter-ish zealot

obsidian quail
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one of the best abilitires

placid fiber
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since it's better to kill the enemy than to play support

obsidian quail
zealous mesa
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smyker epidemic in auric rn

placid fiber
zealous mesa
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i am starting to get on the mic and tell them to stop smiting bosses

opal girder
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Yeah I saw the charge one was pretty good too it looks like

zealous mesa
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its not doing anything

obsidian quail
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dont listen to him

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use chorus, have fun

zealous mesa
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yeah you do no damage at the cost of staggering everyone around you making teammates invulnerable and applying a debuff to all enemies

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"best cc is death" okay man kill every single crusher mauler flamer trapper and boss on the mapa at once

opal girder
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Are bosses excluded from it? Like beasts or chaos spawn?

placid fiber
zealous mesa
placid fiber
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you can knock bosses of cliffs

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with it

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it still sets your active dps to 0, and expecting randos to pick up the dps during it generally is a miss

zealous mesa
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joined a match in progress

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3 smykers in shield bubbles

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leave

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literally the bot is being more useful

lament parrot
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im confused about havoc some people go in a normal pacing other stay and claer everything till moving on, what optimal?

placid fiber
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randos don't usually know how to take advantage of cc skills

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inside havoc, especially for high havoc, chorus is optimal

zealous mesa
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just joined another game and it happened again

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3 smykers in the lobby and one doesnt even have his staff upgraded

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auric maelstrom unplayable

opal girder
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Probably gonna try and use the evicerator as well. That thing looks pretty fun

placid fiber
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even more so for higher havoc

lament parrot
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well my sample was from random pugs

placid fiber
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Randos are really bad to base things on

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they are a miss so often it isn't even funny

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You can get competent randos, but, a lot of the time you won't(even less often on easier difficulties like normal damnation and below)

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in non-havoc generally speaking offensive zealot career skills are better. The reason the shout is so effective on Vet is because it doesn't interrupt your ability to deal damage

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same for the oggy taunt

plucky gate
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but sometimes people are lazy

placid fiber
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for outside havoc

plucky gate
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just try not to trigger a new wave if your team isn't good enough to handle an elite pack or a boss in addition to whatever they're dealing with at the moment

plucky gate
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support is strong. It's good in havoc for a reason
but you should get good at fighting in general

placid fiber
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Chorus is useful, but, it still sets your active dps to 0. and unless you have competent players generally they won't take advantage of it

plucky gate
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i would say to spend some time on a non-support build just to get used to it

calm wolf
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Best blessings and perks for flamers?

placid fiber
plucky gate
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chorus is insanely strong but that's not an excuse to do like no damage

placid fiber
hushed knoll
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Hello screaming mushroom

plucky gate
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hi stan

fleet zealot
placid fiber
plucky gate
placid fiber
plucky gate
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waiting for that essay

placid fiber
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Yep lol

misty ravine
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In a game where most enemies die very fast, and where most enemies are really only dangerous because if they pile up faster than you can kill them they will physically prevent you from moving (which in turn prevents you from dodging, getting out of fire, etc) then of course the meta comes down pretty firmly on the side of "Just Fucking Kill Them"

Havoc of course changes things because chaff enemies (especially ranged) are extremely dangerous and everything generally takes longer to kill. So of course support and CC becomes much more important

placid fiber
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for the 5 page essay, that is also double spaced

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That's not double spaced

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come on man

misty ravine
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In my defense I also shitpost here from work which means I often start typing and leave the post half done for an hour

plucky gate
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I will say that i think a lot of people also dislike chorus just cause it's pretty boring to use in auric

placid fiber
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I don't dislike chorus, I just know what the meta is in general outside of havoc

violet hornet
plucky gate
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it can get cheesy too.
A lot of missions are just to walk from point A to point B and interact with a thing. You could just have 2 people cycle chorus and just walk to the end of the mission but this is lame as hell

placid fiber
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I don't prefer using it myself, tho

plucky gate
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Usually a chorus player will lose like a third or even half of their damage depending on chorus uptime, but it's also not impossible to do good damage on a chorus build if you really need to. You're still a zealot with weapons

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i've had to do clutches on a chorus build before and i'd just do shorter chorus pulses to get gold toughness and spend more time doing damage

violet hornet
fleet zealot
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yea it's every other

fleet zealot
violet hornet
fleet zealot
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kraks, rumbler, voidstrike surge weakspot iirc

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any easily accessible non ability cc will give the boss some immunity to other easy access tier staggers for a time

hard nexus
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Dump damage or mobility,

Blessings are: Blaze away with Overpressure/Penetrating Flames/Inspiring Barrage

Overpressure is more raw damage (most noticeable against bulwarks, reapers, and bosses), Penetrating Flames helps make up for your melee being bad at armor, Inspiring Barrage makes using flamer very safe.

Blaze Away and Overpressure is usually seen as the best combo.

Perks are unyielding/maniac/flak, or carapace if you’re taking penetrating flames.

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@delicate shadow can u unpin my old one and pin this one instead? i just rewrote it a bit to be more cohesive

jovial cosmos
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but now you pay like 700 sheckles for a single weapon instead of the og 500 for the shader on every single weapon

modern lintel
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ill never get rid of everlasting flames chadgryn

hard nexus
hard nexus
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i smurf ur peak lil bro..

modern lintel
hard nexus
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just run like

modern lintel
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its not

hard nexus
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flamer and purg staff

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and you win

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lmfao

modern lintel
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the only noticable diff was lack of cranial on relic

high zodiac
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I AM RIGHTEOUS!

hard nexus
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the worst part would just be cleave

placid fiber
hard nexus
plucky gate
hard nexus
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though would be fun to attempt

placid fiber
plucky gate
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actually no psyker staves as well

hard nexus
hard nexus
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balanced class btw

drifting wolf
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i hate magic!!!

high zodiac
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the freak thinks they are superior!

modern lintel
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zealot would prob be the best to no talent hav40 as i think the base version of chastise still gives toughness

placid fiber
modern lintel
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maybe

hard nexus
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FotF just gives the attack speed

placid fiber
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cuz rending op

stone fern
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imo the armor downgrade was better than the rending

placid fiber
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Depends on the weapon

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for ranged? yeah cuz it affected ranged

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for melee? depends

stone fern
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nah

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im not talking about the ranged part

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just for melee

placid fiber
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cuz 100% rending on a heavy sword is stronger than the damage to flak

stone fern
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it was kinda better for rending

placid fiber
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pretty sure same for the devil's claw

placid fiber
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100% adm vs like... what... 80?

stone fern
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im pretty sure it did more on crapace when it was flak downgrade than carapace rending

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at least it was for thammer

placid fiber
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Well yeah, the thammer had amazing carapace and flak adms anyway...

plucky gate
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I think that does depend on weapon

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a lot of weapons do hit for harder than 100% on flak
but pretty sure hsword doesn't

stone fern
placid fiber
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for the armor downgrade version? yeah

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100% rending on 20% damage to carapace... is 100% carapace with 25% of 20% bonus damage which would be 105% adm to carapace with 100% rending

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what is the adm for heavies on flak?

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on the heavy sword

plucky gate
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idk

placid fiber
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It's entirely weapon dependant

plucky gate
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maybe it would do fine
It does work well against flak ragers

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real shitter is devils claw

placid fiber
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devil's claw can 1 shot crushers now with the parry right?

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and chastise

plucky gate
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idk i barely use it

placid fiber
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I know I hear about crusher 1 shots with it

plucky gate
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i tried user dclaw a few times but smykers kept showing up in my games and i was traumatized

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could never get a parry cause all the stuns

placid fiber
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my condolences

neat grove
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(please get this reference)

placid fiber
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I don't <.<

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but that's okay

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I don't get a lot of references

fleet zealot
placid fiber
delicate shadow
fleet zealot
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bite the hand

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fuck around

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and sow

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reaping won't happen, finding out won't happen

north sedge
stone fern
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they readjusted the carapace damage after the fotf changes

fleet zealot
north sedge
stone fern
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i dont play that BAD MID hammer

placid fiber
stone fern
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ironhelm is better

placid fiber
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at hordeclear

north sedge
placid fiber
stone fern
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it became doable after they buffed up the carapace damage

hushed knoll
placid fiber
hushed knoll
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What

placid fiber
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You are my pokemon, now

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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And I will force you... to eat tacos... WITH YOUR HANDS!

hushed knoll
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Please don’t put me in one of your balls

placid fiber
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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No

placid fiber
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@hushed knoll Here's a beeg version

hushed knoll
ornate bone
placid fiber
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waitn o

placid fiber
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There we go

hushed knoll
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😠

hushed knoll
ornate bone
stuck scroll
sturdy cypress
# ornate bone

Why is it that whenever I call somebody nerdy, useless, a pushover, a slut, gay, or annoying, some annoying gay slut or useless nerdy pushover tells me thats not ok?

neat grove
neat grove
# ornate bone

it took my brain a minute to register what was happening

neat grove
# ornate bone Drugs?

no the smurfs from smurf village trying to keep away from gargamel who wants to turn them into soup to gain magical powers

neat grove
fleet zealot
hard nexus
hard nexus
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yeah i got that lmfao

copper hawk
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(She did not)

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:3

neat grove
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i wish their was a way to use both sides of piety

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crits count to piety/extra crit chance and stalwart and buff my team

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turn zealot into a living damage multiplier for everyone

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like you can use both for the other ones

delicate shadow
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piety would become an auto-pick probably if that was done

neat grove
hearty nebula
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no

plush estuary
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sadly no

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IJ is

delicate shadow
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nah IJ is a very good choice

hearty nebula
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IJ is

plush estuary
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IJ is best in slot

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but the other 2 have their time to shine with some weapons

neat grove
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martyrdom is good it just requires perfect play

delicate shadow
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piety is a very close second to IJ imo, for the builds/weapons where piety mileage is highest

plush estuary
neat grove
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you still need to play perfectly if that procs

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wdym?

plush estuary
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why play carefully when you have immortally

neat grove
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you dont tho ]

clever terrace
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I've literally almost never used IJ...

neat grove
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you cant die every 2 minutes

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2 minutes is a long time in this game

plush estuary
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so true bestie

frosty herald
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get overheaded in havoc 40

delicate shadow
frosty herald
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physically cant die because of until death

plush estuary
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all the DR you get from martyr is so good

delicate shadow
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like even without until death you are borderline unkillable

plush estuary
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only keystone that gives you DR

neat grove
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okay i forget everyone has 9000 hrs, i dont i still make mistakes

plush estuary
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*outside stalwart

frosty herald
north sedge
plush estuary
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I forgot they added that

delicate shadow
plush estuary
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100%

neat grove
delicate shadow
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unless you're rolling your health down to 1, you have a massive buffer

plush estuary
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yes

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with 1 wound with no added hp perks you can have 33hp per wound

neat grove
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then i guess im top .01% cause if been straight turned into a bloody paste with both of em

frosty herald
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not even corruption can chunk through until death

neat grove
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corruption doesnt chunk at all...

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its gradually lowers your max health

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how does that chunk at all?

tidal berry
neat grove
copper hawk
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Until Death in specific not-so-rare circumstances can get you killed

neat grove
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do you have a different ai director?

tidal berry
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well too bad its the risk reward keystone let there be a smidge of risk involved

neat grove
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cause most times it decides we lose no matter what

copper hawk
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Where not having it wouldve meant you otherwise survived

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One specific circumstance anyways

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Corruption is UD's kyrptonite ,,

fleet zealot
neat grove
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i really love the similarities yall have with souls players

tidal berry
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the one place where corruption matters is havocs, and guess which class comes with a corruption cleanse aura

fleet zealot
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like, if you can't make 25% hp last for 2 minutes

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you need to get better

neat grove
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no shit

fleet zealot
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lol

copper hawk
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Actually it's just one specific circumstance

neat grove
#

im done yall are infuriating

plush estuary
copper hawk
#

With trappers

fleet zealot
#

most of these "wipe situations" are cock up cascades, even if it's something not direct like just bad macro

copper hawk
#

Sometimes the director just hates you

fleet zealot
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gys i was playing heresy and they

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gulp

copper hawk
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Last night the game dropped 4 trappers on meow and I all at once

fleet zealot
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spawned an ogryn patrol

frosty herald
copper hawk
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On a 3veg

fleet zealot
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there was 0 chance

clever swan
#

trappers are geniuses sometimes, they literally hide inside each other

fleet zealot
#

loser mentality ong

copper hawk
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I didnt think it was possible to have 4 trappers spawn at once

fleet zealot
copper hawk
#

It sucked

fleet zealot
#

4 gas bombers giving you the ww1 experience

copper hawk
#

They were all silent too

tidal berry
#

tox bombers can be the worst

clever swan
#

worst thing the director can do is spawn 2 full bosses at once (+ 1 captain boss if havoc)

copper hawk
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I didnt even hear them spawn or move up

fleet zealot
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yea that's when triggers rng close to each other

plush estuary
copper hawk
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We both dodged the first one and the second one got us mid dodge

plush estuary
#

bosses dont spawn in with horde

fleet zealot
#

if you trigger one boss, go backwards i guess

plush estuary
#

every boss spawns on certain spots

plush estuary
#

just dont rush

hard nexus
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and a bomber

copper hawk
#

That match sucked

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Did we even win ?

tidal berry
#

Idk either rush fast enough to break the AI or take it real slow

copper hawk
hard nexus
#

ds4 crutch mcgee and dogshit mk10 relic blade user

copper hawk
#

Meow u should be asleep young lady

hard nexus
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fuck u mean

copper hawk
#

Ur ass did NOT get 8 hrs of sleep

hard nexus
#

it’s 2pm

copper hawk
#

FUCK U PARA

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YO MAMA !!

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Throws blahaj at u

hard nexus
#

so

fleet zealot
#

havoc you can't rush iirc

hard nexus
#

i’m not eepy

hard nexus
hard nexus
fleet zealot
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the director will just ramp off the rails

clever swan
# plush estuary just dont rush

I am convinced that the reason a second boss spawned is cuz a random somehow got stuck in an unplayable area. the boss went straight for him too

tidal berry
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
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twice

tidal berry
#

this game has stupid mobility power creep

frosty herald
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fun fact

plush estuary
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unless the unplayable area counts as the next room

polar nexus
#

“Aperol has that identifiable flirty flame orange color. It’s not that Aperol is feminine, but it’s been gendered in the zeitgeist of spritz girl summers past,” says Lanzet. “Aperol played varsity tennis, went to NYU, moved to Connecticut, has a nuclear family, and still uses her Vera Bradley dopp kit. She’s that friend who gets along with everyone, but sometimes her sweetness is too much. Cynar is the both/and amaro, if you will — the non-binary babe where the extraordinary is on edge with the ordinary.”

copper hawk
#

Stupid power creep period

plush estuary
#

and triggered a boss spawn

hard nexus
clever swan
frosty herald
#

if you get grabbed by a chaos spawn and beast of nurgle at the same time the game hardcrashes

copper hawk
#

Despair fact

frosty herald
#

despair fact

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i am in love with you

copper hawk
#

2 billionaire almond farmers in California privately own 60% of all of California's water

hard nexus
#

despair fact

copper hawk
#

2% of all economic output from Cali is agricultural

copper hawk
#

Farmers use 80% of the water

hard nexus
#

mr beast is likely going to be the ceo of tiktok

frosty herald
copper hawk
#

Almonds arent purchased in California and are instead exported to SEA

clever swan
#

despair fact: no gloopy ouppy gf (or bf)

copper hawk
#

Where almonds have a huge market

fleet zealot
#

i want some almond chicken

polar nexus
copper hawk
fleet zealot
#

almond milk is disgusting

#

worst dairy milk alternative

hard nexus
fleet zealot
#

oh

hard nexus
#

almond milk is worst thing ever

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so is skim

fleet zealot
#

i thought that gif was para pov

hard nexus
#

and literally

copper hawk
#

Compared to the 25% of all food (by dollar amount) of all food produced in the US is from Cali

clever swan
#

what about chocolate almond milk

copper hawk
#

But Cali only sees 2% of that value

fleet zealot
#

para was the red bird but i was wrong

#

just use oatmilk

hard nexus
#

anything other than MILK from a COW

fleet zealot
#

that tastes good

median steeple
#

Almonds for people riled up

hard nexus
#

is dogshit

copper hawk
#

And the 3 biggest crops are wine, almonds, and lettuce

fleet zealot
#

fresh/good soy milk tastes a bit like peanut butter

hard nexus
rocky nacelle
#

fortnite

clever swan
hard nexus
#

a delicious harvest of champagne…

copper hawk
#

Meow discoverz wine grapes

opal star
#

ngl I don't fw almond milk either

copper hawk
#

Does this at u

#

I loooove soy

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Soy milk makes my 5 espresso shot mocha taste sweet !!

#

Wine is a crop

#

Wine (grapes)

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Wine grapes you dont eat

#

They're specifically for wine

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

From a wine grape

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Wine from a wine grape

opal star
#

coffee 🤮

copper hawk
#

You're harvesting wine

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Meow swozzle arc..

hard nexus
#

that are refined into wine

copper hawk
#

For WINE

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Theyrewine grapes !!

copper hawk
#

Wine (grapes) !!

#

If ur farming grapes that implies oooh u can eat some of these

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

U cant

#

Theyre just for wine

#

U CAN BE A MILK FARMER

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

THEY'RE CALLED DAIRY FARMERS

hard nexus
#

YES!

frosty herald
#

imagine drinking rotten fruit juice

#

cant be me

copper hawk
#

HOW R U GROWING DAIRY

#

WHERE UR DAIRY CROP

north sedge
#

why is cica doing like a high school social studies project presenation on the agriculture of california

hard nexus
polar nexus
#

I don't think I make a difference in french

copper hawk
#

UR NOT A COW FARMER

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

UR A DAIRY FARMER

#

UR NOT A GRAPE FARMER

polar nexus
#

Grapes are grapes

copper hawk
#

UR A WINE FARMER

frosty herald
#

how do you milk an almond

copper hawk
#

Meow u just dunked on urself

#

Slippery slope or somethin idk i eated a book once

#

Im a book farmer

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(I grow trees)

hard nexus
#

as hominem

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(you stink)

copper hawk
#

Ouppy sweep

hard nexus
#

adhoc

polar nexus
#

Can you be a cock farmer?

copper hawk
#

Ouppy remainz on toppe ..

copper hawk
hard nexus
copper hawk
#

YO MAMA punt

#

:3

frosty herald
#

YO DADDY

hard nexus
hard nexus
misty ravine
#

If I grow barley am I a beer farmer

copper hawk
hard nexus
#

do you farm beer?

copper hawk
#

The same way if u raise cows r u a dairy farmer

frosty herald
misty ravine
#

I think they're farming ||engagement||

copper hawk
#

Sometimes not everything is equivalent

#

Perhaps

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If u make some things that r equivalent when they arent

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It is a False One

frosty herald
#

CYN STOP AURA FARMING BRUH YOU ARE NOT PICOLLO!!!\

copper hawk
#

And u can make vodka out of barley

copper hawk
#

That's how it used 2 be made

naive stirrup
copper hawk
#

U can make bread out of barley made for beer as well btw

misty ravine
#

You can make vodka out of any vegetable

hard nexus
#

therefor

misty ravine
#

Or grain

hard nexus
#

not a wine farmer

copper hawk
#

Wine grapes r too expensive (to grow) and sour for retail

clever swan
#

suicidal piccolo kel_pensive

copper hawk
#

U have to treat the milk

frosty herald
hard nexus
copper hawk
#

U cant just sell it off the udder

#

Ur still a dairy farmer even if u refine it

frosty herald
copper hawk
#

But ur "growing" cowz

#

Astaghfirullah..

hard nexus
copper hawk
copper hawk
#

Raw milk is the new hippie trend now

#

Social media has made us regress 2 an era where u wont be bullied 4 rejecting germ theory

frosty herald
#

if calfs can drink it i can too

#

im built different

copper hawk
#

I think we should bully people more in school

median steeple
#

Speaking of aura

hard nexus
#

nvm

median steeple
#

Look at her aura

frosty herald
median steeple
#

Her swag

hard nexus
hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Meow defeated

#

I farm meow for lols

median steeple
hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Im a meow farmer

hard nexus
#

do it now!!!!!

copper hawk
#

Kinda like a dairy farmer

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

Wait.

hard nexus
#

nvm

frosty herald
median steeple
#

Do not milk meow

copper hawk
hard nexus
#

that wasn’t where i was going

copper hawk
#

Your Honor I would like 2 strike this statement from the record

median steeple
#

Nope

carmine falcon
misty ravine
#

TBF many product safety and environmental regulations are designed to protect big corporations from small competitors

frosty herald
#

bros gayass wouldnt touch any woman

copper hawk
#

Big Pasturization is KILLING your gains !

frosty herald
#

REAL

copper hawk
hard nexus
#

or at least

#

that much of it

copper hawk
#

Who would hate this lil guy ?

#

A monster .

#

Datz who .

#

Meownster*

misty ravine
#

Consolidation of farming and almost everything else under a few supermassive corporations with the money and lobbying power to fully capture their erstwhile regulators will surely be the best outcome for public health

copper hawk
#

Slava America

misty ravine
#

It's not corruption if you call it lobbying

copper hawk
#

2 billionaires owning 60% of all calis water so they can grow pomegranates and almonds

copper hawk
#

Pomegranate only use is throwin them at ppl u dont like

#

Cuz the stains dont come out

median steeple
#

Can I squish you like a bug

clever swan
#

Luigi was on to something (in super Mario bros)

frosty herald
#

can i uhh

#

hmmm

#

eto

#

bleh~~~

hard nexus
clever swan
hard nexus
#

the lake near my house gets drained by that fucking golf course

frosty herald
frosty herald
#

crashed my whip

clever swan
#

le Harry potter reference

carmine falcon
carmine falcon
#

johnny is a hypocrite shithead

#

but he's so real for this

copper hawk
#

Hugs

hard nexus
#

who up being as they once were

#

who up being dogmatica

copper hawk
#

Silence noob

frosty herald
#

who up granting they wishes

copper hawk
#

Go fetch ur dogs again

copper hawk
#

U need 2 touch grass

#

Dog farmer

clever swan
#

guys stop fighting.......it's mpreg monday,,,

frosty herald
median steeple
frosty herald
#

this is what cica hears 24/7

#

wish granter brainwashing

twin wagon
#

@remote lark

violet hornet
winged aspen
drowsy steppe
#

Istg dueling sword fucking brainrots the playerbase entirely

violet hornet
violet hornet
frosty herald
#

thankfully ive never touched that piece of metal

carmine falcon
violet hornet
winged aspen
carmine falcon
#

the absolute state of wafflers

frosty herald
#

comparing the strongest weapon in the game vs a solid one

misty ravine
clever swan
#

what is the point, even? does relic sword have to be as good as ds at single target? is that the metric for failed balance, not being as good at single target as the weapon basically designed for single target?

winged aspen
#

I dislike dueling sword cuz it’s not a greatsword

violet hornet
#

Some people will be a waffle if it means they get their cavities buttered and syruped

winged aspen
#

Or big ass mace/hammer

carmine falcon
#

this playerbase is too invovled with funny numbers and forget rule of cool

#

if i have a big fucking greatsword

#

im using it

placid fiber
carmine falcon
#

bbbuttt 3 seconds faster ttk time on multi hit waa waa

median steeple
#

I love when people compare things to DS and revolver, just setting yourself up for disappointment if you do

placid fiber
#

what the fuck

carmine falcon
#

cant wait until ds gets nerfed Haha i know few friends who will just uninstall the game

winged aspen
#

“I use dueling sword because it-“

SHUT THEE FUCK UP

#

Tell me you’re a scoreboard queen without telling me you’re one of them

carmine falcon
#

I like funny comments like "dont nerf it buff everything else" yeah just make us even more op and make the endgame 1000 crushers 100000 ragers 10000000 snipers and 100000 bulkwarks to compensate

violet hornet
misty ravine
#

At least in concept, Dueling Sword should be the one that requires parries to do big single target damage, and Devil's Claw should be the one where a quick dirty move can stagger a big guy

winged aspen
#

I do like that devil claw animation

naive stirrup
#

average stealthlot dying alone way too far ahead of his team on an auric civi

misty ravine
clever terrace
#

some of us aren't terrible

winged aspen
#

They “speedrun” only to get caught and gouged like poultry

winged aspen
violet hornet
placid fiber
#

Speedrunning by yourself? Okay. Speedrunning when other players are there? No

violet hornet
#

Once there's enough the death cone is preferred

placid fiber
clever swan
sullen forge
#

See what you respond with

carmine falcon
violet hornet
#

Me speed running a sedition while three shaky legged newborn rejects attempt to figure out the level design whatthefuck_heresy

carmine falcon
#

my beloved

sullen forge
#

Is cause I don’t want my gameplay to be as interesting as watching paint dry

winged aspen
#

Just tell me you like watching it dry faster

sterile basalt
#

but like
relic blade is prob the best scaling weapon for zealot in havoc?

#

unless ur speedrunning

violet hornet
placid fiber
#

It's funny how we used to have more balanced groups of elites... but now it's more elite spam

carmine falcon
#

relic blade is very warhammery
that gives it 100x cool points Haha

opal star
placid fiber
#

6 crushers, 10 maulers, 20 ragers...

opal star
#

barging through the damn wall right before the next respawn point

winged aspen
#

Give this man 20 tweakers on clandestium gloriana

carmine falcon
#

lovely game

#

im not good at the game by any metrics but some players are redacted man

placid fiber