#zealot-class
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You don't know what thy wrath be swift is...?
my brian is too smooth for when i slide
It helps and gives allies 66% crit chance

66% of the crit bonus, which is 10%
good morning
Still better than nothing
in short fuck teamate you are a zealot
beat them up yourself
mornin furry
hii
ey lumi
Eh I just prefer helping people that’s on me
10% team aura is pretty tight honestly
yea at H40 or w/e there's better options to scoop up
but thats p. gud
help them via krilling the enemy before they got close to your teamate
i dont run chorus to help my teamate
i run chorus to help myself
stalwart also very good now so its not nearly as awful as it was
it so happenn to help them
Obviously but still nice to have a vet be able to kill a damn carapace earlier
i might
im super sick
Damn
tbh vet probably needs the boost the least
miserable
another zealot, psykers, and ogryns tho
every class can handle cara
some just handle them better
youll have atleast one teamate whom can handle cara
building around that is how you get 0 players who can lol
is one of the relic blade movesets of similar complexity to the mk2 evis but on a better weapon
mk2
just be the player that can also handle cara
but badly
mk2 relic blade is pretty complex
u dont have to build around it to do it
me just bring boltgunj
problem solved
pewpwepwepwpewpewpewpeppew
4 crushers die
boltgunj
bomltgunj
i want to play darktide but pub queuing has sapped my want
hank find out whom heisenberg is
tbh i look at pub player
and shake my head irl
no one plays with me they're all busy playing grey weapon h40
i got my shit from havoc
or im just not online
i aint never touching havoc
sonic 3 was a journey 😭😭
In Jim carry we trust
cant wait for 3 jims to carrey sonic 4
Send vodka to duga without radiation artifacts
explode
Mech sonic voiced by Jim carry when?
god i wanna see 4 jim carry in a room with 1 bullet in a revolver
abd see what happen
glory to ward
mute mecha sonic be peak
speaking of sonic
This just sounds like Indian Jim carrey
This is my last post before I nuke my X account at 12:00pm, January 20, 2025.
I just posted my latest print available for sale on my website store page, If you prefer this at the 11"x17"size here's the link to order:
https://t.co/ETdYAlWfb9
ken penders
have i never seen such horrendus style
ever
how is he a comic artist
It’s decent but awful for the characters he’s working on
what was blud thinking
That’s stupid asf, I renounce what I said
Wait that’s a commission!
Penders please
Take me back Arztozka!
he is up there with butch hartman
Omg noooo
he is a good artist but god his colour work suck ass
oh and btw #zealot-class message
some of the abbreviations have long since been in place
MIDDLE AGE TAILS DOES NOT NEED TO EXIST HE DOES NOT HAVE GOOD “ART”
cat snake
snat or cake
Snat is better
idk, that sounds a lot like snot
tbh i think zealot chat
is alot of cat posting
cizart
Zealot chat is stupidity at it’s finest
thats what make zealot chat better
Definitely
and then they stopped typing
zealot chat is whatever's between chaotic neutral and chaotic evil on the alignment chart

Just like a normal zealot
Yep
So what did the voices emperor tell you to do today?
watch sonic 3 vocoded to gangster's paradise
Keep preaching the good word
To forget middle age tails
i still dont know what that is
thy wrath be swift
o yeah
THE TALENT THAT LETS YOU STAY ON THE INTERRIGATOR WHILE GETTING HIT

the anti stun perk
got it
My beloved
Taylor swift
@acoustic dune shjould i get a skin for starlord or wait for mcu moon knight
OH Rahte Swift
i dont play the game
both
but i like moon knight
i dont have enough for both
moon knight is my fav lunatic
Then do whichever one is in alphabetical order
idk how the alphabet goes
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
wheres æ
well its start with
m a b c s etc etc etc
you get the idea
xD
Shhh you saw nothing
Or maybe it was all darkpill of me
and u didn't know it
dun dun duhnnnnnnnnnnnn
or lightpilldocter?
idk, I am gonna grab some water
wtf happen 🥹
Plot relevance
omg how can you tell that i am macey tiger
you will never know where knify wolf is
so uh ive been playing psyker more than zealot recently 😌
KARKER!!!!
melee soyker is the only way ill play it
literally me
i havent found the use on ogryn
obviously not a battle wizard main
is anybody here able to 2shot crushers with rapier?
Ogryn protec littuns
You can 1 shot them with chastise
pretty easily
scriers .1 second before it ends "sniper!"
i use the moonlight sword
and moonlight the sniper
i only do 2100 dmg on headshot rapier crit
Is that with thrust?
yes
I know there are crusher 1 shot breakpoints on the ds4
thrust my beloved
its so shrimple yet very effeective
i am sure you can finesse or backstab oneshot loads of things, that's not interesting
With sustained assault
Might have had uncanny
lemme check
nope, that was without uncanny or carapace
I made sure I had 0 uncanny strike stacks the 2nd time
Doesn't matter since uncanny does nothing with chastise
2820 damage with uncanny and thrust and no chastise
and sustained
2820 non crit?
don't know tbh, I"ll check
2017 on a non-crit
so a 2 shot is super easy with 5 uncanny stacks and thrust
2017 with thrust
919 without uncanny, thrust, or sustained
1051*
1448 2nd srike
with 5 sustained and 3 uncanny it's a 2 shot
with 3 uncanny and sustained it is as well
before the 1st and 2nd hits
tried funny parry sword for the first time and it made me wish the game had a parry mechanic for every weapon
its soooooo fun
Definitely could use one
what sword is that
devils claw
just barely not a 2 shot from 2 uncanny and sustained
devil claw
without carapace or elites
the weapon doesnt deal as much dmg as the rest but the parry turns ragers into a meme
its comical
lol a sarge outfit for Vet
the only semi decent outfit in the rotation
im debating getting the psyker gimp mask for the funny or getting the gold skull
Was able to make a nice commissar with it
or i could do neither
There's also the funny heavy sword skin
and still be fine
Eh both the KARKER and heavy sword don’t look all that good honestly
That's why I said "funny heavy sword skin" and not "good heavy sword skin" lol
holy this is ugly
Fair point
gigantic whale skin team has to be ai at this point
Funny words funny man
The 1st shrineguard skin on the caxe was sick
now... we have this...
i was gonna buy the basic black skin they releassed 2 months ago for evis
but then i realized that its 5 bucks for a basic recolor
and i bought myself a nice indie game instead 

"And we had to share the rock!"
vroom
that's the most entertaining thing I remember from that episode
gta spongebob
U got drunk
why did i draw this
rum
close enough
40% is the standard for most hard liquors here... at least on the cheaper end of the spectrum
what even is the context
I forgot lol
i need relic blade cosmetics
I think I said draw a pencil that was also a bendy straw
im tired of looking at the mastery one
what? ok?
i guess that make sense
god my brain is not wanting to cooperate
I feel that
we are in dire need of relic blade cosmetic skins
those who know
What, you don't like the mastery skin that's too-bright red and painted with Orky checkerboard and is painted all the way up the blade too?
its not i dont like it, im tired of looking at it, i want to be able to distinguish my relic blades with color rather than stats
easier to remember what each is for then
Pretty sad that theres no available shaders
Yeah you'd think they could at least have Commissary Red/Blue for new weapons. Bistol doesn't have them either. And of course any other recolor costs money.
trust me on this they would sell each shader for real money first
ayo I need this
So I’m pretty new to zealot. Is chorus of fortitude any good?
Wanted to try and make a supporter-ish zealot
one of the best abilitires
Generally speaking unless you're playing havoc you don't use chorus
since it's better to kill the enemy than to play support
what the actual fuck
smyker epidemic in auric rn
It's something that sets your active dps to 0, chorus that is
i am starting to get on the mic and tell them to stop smiting bosses
Yeah I saw the charge one was pretty good too it looks like
its not doing anything
dumb fucking take
dont listen to him
use chorus, have fun
yeah you do no damage at the cost of staggering everyone around you making teammates invulnerable and applying a debuff to all enemies
"best cc is death" okay man kill every single crusher mauler flamer trapper and boss on the mapa at once
Are bosses excluded from it? Like beasts or chaos spawn?
I'm just telling you what the other zealots worth their salt would tell you
the first pulse and final pulse of the chorus will stagger it
you can knock bosses of cliffs
with it
it still sets your active dps to 0, and expecting randos to pick up the dps during it generally is a miss
joined a match in progress
3 smykers in shield bubbles
leave
literally the bot is being more useful
im confused about havoc some people go in a normal pacing other stay and claer everything till moving on, what optimal?
randos don't usually know how to take advantage of cc skills
inside havoc, especially for high havoc, chorus is optimal
just joined another game and it happened again
3 smykers in the lobby and one doesnt even have his staff upgraded
auric maelstrom unplayable
Probably gonna try and use the evicerator as well. That thing looks pretty fun
generally you want to advance as a team for havoc, and to use skills that benefit the team overall
even more so for higher havoc
well my sample was from random pugs
Randos are really bad to base things on
they are a miss so often it isn't even funny
You can get competent randos, but, a lot of the time you won't(even less often on easier difficulties like normal damnation and below)
in non-havoc generally speaking offensive zealot career skills are better. The reason the shout is so effective on Vet is because it doesn't interrupt your ability to deal damage
same for the oggy taunt
havoc is easier if you clear out threats before you move because the non-special spawns are pretty much all triggered by progression
but sometimes people are lazy
@plucky gate Wouldn't you agree this is, generally, more true? :/
for outside havoc
just try not to trigger a new wave if your team isn't good enough to handle an elite pack or a boss in addition to whatever they're dealing with at the moment
uh, depends
support is strong. It's good in havoc for a reason
but you should get good at fighting in general
Chorus is useful, but, it still sets your active dps to 0. and unless you have competent players generally they won't take advantage of it
i would say to spend some time on a non-support build just to get used to it
Ah that makes sense
Best blessings and perks for flamers?
It's true that damage is important and that using chorus frequently will cripple your total damage dealt
But it's also a very useful ability
I think it's important to keep all this in mind and know when to deal damage even on a support build
chorus is insanely strong but that's not an excuse to do like no damage
That's what I was trying to get to, with my poor wording
Hello screaming mushroom
hi stan
Hello knife and fork taco
long rat
waiting for that essay
Yep lol
In a game where most enemies die very fast, and where most enemies are really only dangerous because if they pile up faster than you can kill them they will physically prevent you from moving (which in turn prevents you from dodging, getting out of fire, etc) then of course the meta comes down pretty firmly on the side of "Just Fucking Kill Them"
Havoc of course changes things because chaff enemies (especially ranged) are extremely dangerous and everything generally takes longer to kill. So of course support and CC becomes much more important
for the 5 page essay, that is also double spaced
That's not double spaced
come on man
In my defense I also shitpost here from work which means I often start typing and leave the post half done for an hour
I will say that i think a lot of people also dislike chorus just cause it's pretty boring to use in auric
I don't dislike chorus, I just know what the meta is in general outside of havoc
This was true for a little while but was reverted to pushing back bosses with every pulse in a subsequent update
it can get cheesy too.
A lot of missions are just to walk from point A to point B and interact with a thing. You could just have 2 people cycle chorus and just walk to the end of the mission but this is lame as hell
I don't prefer using it myself, tho
isn't it ever yother
Usually a chorus player will lose like a third or even half of their damage depending on chorus uptime, but it's also not impossible to do good damage on a chorus build if you really need to. You're still a zealot with weapons
i've had to do clutches on a chorus build before and i'd just do shorter chorus pulses to get gold toughness and spend more time doing damage
Could be, I'm not sure if that's more of a "boss is immune to stagger while being staggered by previous wave" or an inherent chorus thing
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1329661916393771089/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2025-01-16_10-57-00_PM.mp4?ex=678fc4e8&is=678e7368&hm=c0b5ea4c863dc1e68fa6cd440e29abb09617674f73be0b1a38fb4d0bbdf011a8& here's another ledge but wave 2 doesn't seem to push back
yea it's every other
boss is immune to stagger only applies to uhh specific effects
Yeah if I'm looking to do damage in realistically using chorus as little as possible, maybe just a couple pulses to get some gold toughness unless the team is struggling
kraks, rumbler, voidstrike surge weakspot iirc
any easily accessible non ability cc will give the boss some immunity to other easy access tier staggers for a time
What about potatoes?
Dump damage or mobility,
Blessings are: Blaze away with Overpressure/Penetrating Flames/Inspiring Barrage
Overpressure is more raw damage (most noticeable against bulwarks, reapers, and bosses), Penetrating Flames helps make up for your melee being bad at armor, Inspiring Barrage makes using flamer very safe.
Blaze Away and Overpressure is usually seen as the best combo.
Perks are unyielding/maniac/flak, or carapace if you’re taking penetrating flames.
@delicate shadow can u unpin my old one and pin this one instead? i just rewrote it a bit to be more cohesive
they're already doing that with the blue shader thats in the store atm
but now you pay like 700 sheckles for a single weapon instead of the og 500 for the shader on every single weapon
ill never get rid of everlasting flames 
and that’s why you’re hard stuck malice
There I fixed it
i smurf ur peak lil bro..
grey weapons hav40 when
honestly wouldn’t really even be that hard
just run like
its not
the only noticable diff was lack of cranial on relic
I AM RIGHTEOUS!
the worst part would just be cleave
What about gray weapons, talentless hav 40?
that would be borderline impossible
would have to restrict it to no golden toughness no flame weapons no stealth
though would be fun to attempt
oh and I forgot to add: true solo as well
actually no psyker staves as well
it’s been done already but yeah agreed
no psyker in general
balanced class btw
i hate magic!!!
the freak thinks they are superior!
zealot would prob be the best to no talent hav40 as i think the base version of chastise still gives toughness
doesn't it also give 100% rending as well?
maybe
yes
FotF just gives the attack speed
tbh
imo the armor downgrade was better than the rending
cuz 100% rending on a heavy sword is stronger than the damage to flak
it was kinda better for rending
pretty sure same for the devil's claw
i disagree
100% adm vs like... what... 80?
im pretty sure it did more on crapace when it was flak downgrade than carapace rending
at least it was for thammer
Well yeah, the thammer had amazing carapace and flak adms anyway...
I think that does depend on weapon
a lot of weapons do hit for harder than 100% on flak
but pretty sure hsword doesn't
yeah so it should be even worse on heavysword
for the armor downgrade version? yeah
100% rending on 20% damage to carapace... is 100% carapace with 25% of 20% bonus damage which would be 105% adm to carapace with 100% rending
what is the adm for heavies on flak?
on the heavy sword
idk
It's entirely weapon dependant
maybe it would do fine
It does work well against flak ragers
real shitter is devils claw
idk i barely use it
I know I hear about crusher 1 shots with it
i tried user dclaw a few times but smykers kept showing up in my games and i was traumatized
could never get a parry cause all the stuns
what has gaming become 
you have smurfs? i gotta guy looking for those, how many can you get me?
(please get this reference)
dedge
bite the hand
fuck around
and sow
reaping won't happen, finding out won't happen
Either way it's a one shot to crushers so....
it wasnt tho
they readjusted the carapace damage after the fotf changes
On crucis it was
The hammer is only as bad as its wielder
ironhelm is better
at hordeclear
Apparently you do if you couldn't one shot crushers with fotf 
Drugs?

😠
it became doable after they buffed up the carapace damage
Why are you angryfacing Dough wtf
caught, red handed
What
You are my pokemon, now

And I will force you... to eat tacos... WITH YOUR HANDS!
Please don’t put me in one of your balls
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No

waitn o
😠
Why are you taking notes
Why is it that whenever I call somebody nerdy, useless, a pushover, a slut, gay, or annoying, some annoying gay slut or useless nerdy pushover tells me thats not ok?
the smurfs? papa smurf? nothing? damn im old
it took my brain a minute to register what was happening
Boobs
no the smurfs from smurf village trying to keep away from gargamel who wants to turn them into soup to gain magical powers
i didnt say it was difficult
oh that was the reference?
yeah i got that lmfao
i wish their was a way to use both sides of piety
crits count to piety/extra crit chance and stalwart and buff my team
turn zealot into a living damage multiplier for everyone
like you can use both for the other ones
piety would become an auto-pick probably if that was done
isnt it already?
no
nah IJ is a very good choice
IJ is
martyrdom is good it just requires perfect play
piety is a very close second to IJ imo, for the builds/weapons where piety mileage is highest
not with until death
???
you still need to play perfectly if that procs
wdym?
why play carefully when you have immortally
you dont tho ]
I've literally almost never used IJ...
so true bestie
get overheaded in havoc 40
ok maybe I'm daft but I don't understand this take, martyr is practically immortal unless you're like, being very silly
physically cant die because of until death
all the DR you get from martyr is so good
like even without until death you are borderline unkillable
only keystone that gives you DR
okay i forget everyone has 9000 hrs, i dont i still make mistakes
*outside stalwart
i was about to nerd react you
marty bad has become a weirdly popular take
I forgot they added that
no I mean it's not a skill thing
its funny when people say that
100%
so a 6 poxbursters cant delete you?
unless you're rolling your health down to 1, you have a massive buffer
then i guess im top .01% cause if been straight turned into a bloody paste with both of em
not even corruption can chunk through until death
corruption doesnt chunk at all...
its gradually lowers your max health
how does that chunk at all?
you just need to not fuck up for 2 minutes after it procs, and if it proc'd you already made several mistakes to get to that point
and im telling sometimes shit happens and you cant help that
Until Death in specific not-so-rare circumstances can get you killed
do you have a different ai director?
well too bad its the risk reward keystone let there be a smidge of risk involved
cause most times it decides we lose no matter what
Where not having it wouldve meant you otherwise survived
One specific circumstance anyways
Corruption is UD's kyrptonite ,,
perfect amount of time
i really love the similarities yall have with souls players
the one place where corruption matters is havocs, and guess which class comes with a corruption cleanse aura
no shit
Actually it's just one specific circumstance
im done yall are infuriating
With trappers
most of these "wipe situations" are cock up cascades, even if it's something not direct like just bad macro
Sometimes the director just hates you
Last night the game dropped 4 trappers on meow and I all at once
spawned an ogryn patrol
giving myself 5 extra seconds of invincibility in which my team completely ignores it
On a 3veg
there was 0 chance
trappers are geniuses sometimes, they literally hide inside each other
loser mentality ong
I didnt think it was possible to have 4 trappers spawn at once
it's possible with any specialist
It sucked
4 gas bombers giving you the ww1 experience
They were all silent too
tox bombers can be the worst
worst thing the director can do is spawn 2 full bosses at once (+ 1 captain boss if havoc)
I didnt even hear them spawn or move up
peak
just be mindful of boss triggers
We both dodged the first one and the second one got us mid dodge
bosses dont spawn in with horde
if you trigger one boss, go backwards i guess
every boss spawns on certain spots
and 2 flamers
just dont rush
and a bomber
Idk either rush fast enough to break the AI or take it real slow
yeah
ds4 crutch mcgee and dogshit mk10 relic blade user
Meow u should be asleep young lady
fuck u mean
Ur ass did NOT get 8 hrs of sleep
it’s 2pm
yeah i had to spend like 30 minutes chasing down dogs this morning
Throws blahaj at u
so
havoc you can't rush iirc
i’m not eepy
unless ur me
the director will just ramp off the rails
I am convinced that the reason a second boss spawned is cuz a random somehow got stuck in an unplayable area. the boss went straight for him too
doesnt matter if you're outrunning everything
this happened to me on uhh vigil station
that does not happen
twice
this game has stupid mobility power creep
fun fact
unless the unplayable area counts as the next room
“Aperol has that identifiable flirty flame orange color. It’s not that Aperol is feminine, but it’s been gendered in the zeitgeist of spritz girl summers past,” says Lanzet. “Aperol played varsity tennis, went to NYU, moved to Connecticut, has a nuclear family, and still uses her Vera Bradley dopp kit. She’s that friend who gets along with everyone, but sometimes her sweetness is too much. Cynar is the both/and amaro, if you will — the non-binary babe where the extraordinary is on edge with the ordinary.”
Stupid power creep period
and triggered a boss spawn
when do we get despair facts
nah I mean like, not that the boss spawned cuz it was unplayable. more like the unplayable area counted as further into the map
if you get grabbed by a chaos spawn and beast of nurgle at the same time the game hardcrashes
Despair fact
I see
then yes
2 billionaire almond farmers in California privately own 60% of all of California's water
despair fact
2% of all economic output from Cali is agricultural
chaos dragons
Farmers use 80% of the water
mr beast is likely going to be the ceo of tiktok
plant more eucalyptus trees in california
Almonds arent purchased in California and are instead exported to SEA
despair fact: no gloopy ouppy gf (or bf)
Where almonds have a huge market
i want some almond chicken
Is that big?
No, it's tiny
die
almond milk is disgusting
worst dairy milk alternative
why he was agreeing with u
oh
i thought that gif was para pov
and literally
Compared to the 25% of all food (by dollar amount) of all food produced in the US is from Cali
what about chocolate almond milk
But Cali only sees 2% of that value
anything other than MILK from a COW
that tastes good
Almonds for people riled up
is dogshit
And the 3 biggest crops are wine, almonds, and lettuce
fresh/good soy milk tastes a bit like peanut butter
lemme farm my wine rq
wood,bricks,metal
fortnite
bro hates EVERYTHING except milk
a delicious harvest of champagne…
ngl I don't fw almond milk either
“3 biggest crops are wine” implying that wine itself is a crop
Soy milk makes my 5 espresso shot mocha taste sweet !!
Wine is a crop
Wine (grapes)
Wine grapes you dont eat
They're specifically for wine
it is a product refined from a crop
From a wine grape
if ur a bitch
Wine from a wine grape
coffee 🤮
You're harvesting wine
so you’re farming grapes
Meow swozzle arc..
that are refined into wine
that’d be like if i said im going to farm some milk when i harvested my almonds
IF YOU HAVE COWS
THEY'RE CALLED DAIRY FARMERS
YES!
why is cica doing like a high school social studies project presenation on the agriculture of california
IM TALKING ABOUT FUCKING ALMOND MILK YOU DENSE FUCK
I don't think I make a difference in french
UR NOT A COW FARMER
Grapes are grapes
UR A WINE FARMER
how do you milk an almond
Meow u just dunked on urself
Slippery slope or somethin idk i eated a book once
Im a book farmer
(I grow trees)
false equivalence moving goalposts
as hominem
(you stink)
Ouppy sweep
adhoc
Can you be a cock farmer?
Ouppy remainz on toppe ..
Woa..
ouppy punt
YO DADDY
woah now freak
If I grow barley am I a beer farmer
well @copper hawk ?
do you farm beer?
The same way if u raise cows r u a dairy farmer
perfectly reasonable question within the context of modded minecraft
I think they're farming ||engagement||
Sometimes not everything is equivalent
Perhaps
If u make some things that r equivalent when they arent
It is a False One
CYN STOP AURA FARMING BRUH YOU ARE NOT PICOLLO!!!\
And u can make vodka out of barley
bro DIED there didn't he

U can make bread out of barley made for beer as well btw
You can make vodka out of any vegetable
ok but a dairy farmer directly produces the milk, a barley or grape farmer must refine the crop into the final product
therefor
Or grain
not a wine farmer
Wine grapes r too expensive (to grow) and sour for retail
suicidal piccolo 
U have 2 refine milk pookie
U have to treat the milk
he was aura farming as usual
yet you still make the milk
cringe law made by even more cringe lawmaker
mm yummers cow shit in my milk
Mm raw milk..
Raw milk is the new hippie trend now
Social media has made us regress 2 an era where u wont be bullied 4 rejecting germ theory
go get e. coli from ur raw milk
I think we should bully people more in school
Speaking of aura
Look at her aura
frieren stop aura farming bruh
Her swag
have u watched frieren
would.
I need to
do it!!
Im a meow farmer
do it now!!!!!
Kinda like a dairy farmer
woah ur go
Wait.
nvm
ehem
Do not milk meow

Your Honor I would like 2 strike this statement from the record
Nope
TBF many product safety and environmental regulations are designed to protect big corporations from small competitors
bros gayass wouldnt touch any woman
Big Pasturization is KILLING your gains !
REAL
but also i don’t want shit in my food
or at least
that much of it
This guy is a wine farmer . Meow hates him
Who would hate this lil guy ?
A monster .
Datz who .
Meownster*
Consolidation of farming and almost everything else under a few supermassive corporations with the money and lobbying power to fully capture their erstwhile regulators will surely be the best outcome for public health
Slava America
It's not corruption if you call it lobbying
2 billionaires owning 60% of all calis water so they can grow pomegranates and almonds
Pomegranate only use is throwin them at ppl u dont like
Cuz the stains dont come out

Can I squish you like a bug
Luigi was on to something (in super Mario bros)
and then like 4 morbillion percent going to fucking golf courses
did you just fucking say eto
the lake near my house gets drained by that fucking golf course
crashed my whip
le Harry potter reference
finished this recently for the first time
Hugs
Silence noob
who up granting they wishes
Go fetch ur dogs again
guys stop fighting.......it's mpreg monday,,,
English translation in the subtitles.
These are some (not all, I believe, but most, at least) of the quotes of the Wish Granter from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl. So now you stalker can download it, convert it to mp3 and have a ringtone scary as hell in your cell phone :D
against specials (crushers, elites) compared to Duelling Sword. Relic Sword does have an advantage for crowd clear but Duelling Sword is just better for specials. This is not because of raw damage: they are about the same with the right perks. Rather it's a case of three things: 1) Duelling Sword has a much quicker heavy attack 2) Duelling Sword...
@remote lark
🤔 maybe this is why the idiots at work don't wash their hands ever
I think we should burn those people at the pyre
Istg dueling sword fucking brainrots the playerbase entirely
Someone claiming DS is good? What a brave soul
Ya know this is a great idea I'm on board
thankfully ive never touched that piece of metal
i have like 3 games with this thing and its strong af what is bro waffling on about
People telling me "agile makes bad habits" nah that's just dueling sword in general
He’s waffling just to waffle 💔
the absolute state of wafflers
comparing the strongest weapon in the game vs a solid one
Everything is weak compared to Dueling Sword, and Havoc is a special case that favors it even harder
what is the point, even? does relic sword have to be as good as ds at single target? is that the metric for failed balance, not being as good at single target as the weapon basically designed for single target?
I dislike dueling sword cuz it’s not a greatsword
Some people will be a waffle if it means they get their cavities buttered and syruped
Or big ass mace/hammer
this
this playerbase is too invovled with funny numbers and forget rule of cool
if i have a big fucking greatsword
im using it
wait are they seriously comparing it to the dueling sword?
bbbuttt 3 seconds faster ttk time on multi hit waa waa
I love when people compare things to DS and revolver, just setting yourself up for disappointment if you do
what the fuck
exactly
cant wait until ds gets nerfed
i know few friends who will just uninstall the game
“I use dueling sword because it-“
SHUT THEE FUCK UP
Tell me you’re a scoreboard queen without telling me you’re one of them
I like funny comments like "dont nerf it buff everything else" yeah just make us even more op and make the endgame 1000 crushers 100000 ragers 10000000 snipers and 100000 bulkwarks to compensate
Deadass
All single target looks good if you pretend hordes and cleave don't exist
At least in concept, Dueling Sword should be the one that requires parries to do big single target damage, and Devil's Claw should be the one where a quick dirty move can stagger a big guy
I do like that devil claw animation
average stealthlot dying alone way too far ahead of his team on an auric civi
Hit mass in Havoc scales so high (especially with Moebian 21st) that horde clear is relegated to weapons like Flamer that ignore that mechanic entirely. Big part of why Havoc is a special case that favors Dueling Sword even harder—its one drawback is already covered.
I hate stealthlots
some of us aren't terrible
They “speedrun” only to get caught and gouged like poultry
I hate stealthlots
Some other weapons still work decently for it but I do agree and bring a flamer consistently for high havoc despite my relic blade being fair for hordes still
did someone say ragers
Speedrunning by yourself? Okay. Speedrunning when other players are there? No
Once there's enough the death cone is preferred
Yeah, we were saying something about the new rager arch-type: The Potato Rager
depends on the difficulty imo. if you're speedrunning in normal malice or below then it's just for funsies
It literally boils down to why run anything when DS revolver
See what you respond with
failed a damnation high intensity game yesterday cause director spawned like 30 of them and i had no ammo and was last man standing 
Me speed running a sedition while three shaky legged newborn rejects attempt to figure out the level design 
my beloved
Is cause I don’t want my gameplay to be as interesting as watching paint dry
Just tell me you like watching it dry faster
but like
relic blade is prob the best scaling weapon for zealot in havoc?
unless ur speedrunning
This is even better when the vet just topped off while the rest of the team was on empty and then was promptly executed by a crusher overhead
It's funny how we used to have more balanced groups of elites... but now it's more elite spam
relic blade is very warhammery
that gives it 100x cool points 
this happens to me but's a motherfucking shit fucker chaos shit fuck
6 crushers, 10 maulers, 20 ragers...
barging through the damn wall right before the next respawn point
perfect strike my beloved
Give this man 20 tweakers on clandestium gloriana
i had a knife loner zealot, console player vet and a psyker who kept spamming shields 
lovely game
im not good at the game by any metrics but some players are redacted man
some players make trash look good and useful




