zealot-class

[hearty nebula]

chaos wastes is just fun though on top of being decent xp

so its just like my preferred way to do it

[frosty herald]

If no neuranthropes spawn i can do ruthless with 0 health damage taken

[spare talon]

it isnt decent xp in my experience

ive had a total of 0 xp from chaos wastes

[heady rapids]

just play bolt sniper smh

[spare talon]

because the game always wants to crash during it

[frosty herald]

Lol lmfao

[naive stirrup]

you have to actually finish the run to get exp

[hearty nebula]

verify your files

[frosty herald]

You mean assault?

[hearty nebula]

my game was like

[naive stirrup]

yeah that would do it

[heady rapids]

zoanthropes and neothropes take increased bolter damage......

[hearty nebula]

corrupted for some reason

[naive stirrup]

i have yet to crash on vt tbh

[spare talon]

never finished a run cuz it always crashed

[hearty nebula]

despite never using mods & not having played for months

[naive stirrup]

more random disconnects

[heady rapids]

mine doesn't crash.....

[hearty nebula]

^ i was only crashing cause my files got corrupted for some reason

if you're crashing

something is wrong

[heady rapids]

my friend with shitty ram always does tho

[hearty nebula]

so verify your files lol

i mean cole doesn't crash super often in darktide (iirc i dont see them ever bitching about it)

so i doubt thats it

[heady rapids]

also make sure you try twitch mode out!!!!!

when you get used to playing the game that is

[hearty nebula]

that requires me to stream on twitch

so no thanks

[heady rapids]

it doesn't

if you connect to literally anyone it randomly rolls the variants

there's also an app to hijack that shit but I've never used that

[naive stirrup]

i do that already so i just need to like, set it up
i need to stop sucking first though

[spare talon]

it was a gpu driver crash

every time

[naive stirrup]

update your drivers

[spare talon]

only vermintide did that

[heady rapids]

what's your gpu

[spare talon]

theyre always updated

rx7600

[heady rapids]

ah idk then might be an amd moment

🕯️

[naive stirrup]

amd sucking in their gpu as per usual

[hearty nebula]

"Display driver amduw23g stopped responding and has successfully recovered." this one?

[heady rapids]

I've yet to find someone not having issues running an amd gpu

[spare talon]

no

[hearty nebula]

idk

[plush estuary]

There is a mod to use twitch and you could also just plug in a random 24/7 music stream with 0 viewers

[hearty nebula]

put in a bug report on forums if it's still crashing after a file verification

[spare talon]

it straight up hard crashes the amd program after turning my screen black for 5 seconds and "closing" the game (still shown as open but with 0 resources used in task manager)

[hearty nebula]

you do anything funky to your card?

[delicate shadow]

you can also just connect to some random ass 24/7 twitch channel and it'll work

[hearty nebula]

Did you know you can connect to any random 24/7 twitch channel and you can use the twitch integration in VT2?

sorry this is just the third time it's been said now so im making a joke out of it

[plush estuary]

Did you know you can connect to any random 24/7 twitch channel and you can use the twitch integration in VT2?

I saw a twitch stream once

[delicate shadow]

you can also connect to random non-24/7 streams if you want idk I'm not your mum

[tawny walrus]

Any group of fine zealots wanna help me do my just a flesh wound penance? One of the last ones I need

[remote lark]

i believe it

[heady rapids]

hey does anyone know what do I need to 1shs a crusher with fury fotf relic blade

[orchid cipher]

running stab

on MKX

not sure about MK2

[heady rapids]

does it need any specific perks

[orchid cipher]

Im not sure cranial grounding makes a difference for the breakpoint

I run + cara

[heady rapids]

ty

[remote lark]

fotf elites

[spare talon]

idle game moment

[remote lark]

might need to have a few buffs but i dont think so

[hollow vortex]

guys how much is too much overkill damage

i feel like this isnt right

[heady rapids]

it is never too much unless we're talking perk choices

[hollow vortex]

idk i think these perks are fine its just crazy my overkill damage was so high

i think my build is specialized for dealing a lot to elites but i was just horde clearing so much

[spare talon]

im gonna guess

precog/thrust ds4

[hollow vortex]

precog shred but yeah

i was trying out a martydom build with it

[spare talon]

yeah its more that ds4 is just so buttfuck busted tbh

and duellist is extremely strong, HUGE damage boost

then precog on top

like you can literally run any keystone and duellist with a grey ds4 and youll be able to pump out stupid numbers every time

[hollow vortex]

oh wait i was running riposte not precog

do you think precog would be better?

im not sure how i can test activating both abilities in the meat grinder

[naive stirrup]

precog + riposte for zealot

[delicate shadow]

overkill really doesn't matter at all

[naive stirrup]

that too overkill is wasted damage

[spare talon]

Legit 80% of the time
Your blessing don't matter for zealot
Mostly just cuz you're one shotting things anyway regardless

[hollow vortex]

yeah im just thinking for havoc when i need to kill bosses and high health crushers

[naive stirrup]

thrust is still not needed

you get more damage from precog

[hollow vortex]

ill try out precog over riposte

[naive stirrup]

precog + riposte is the play

at least for zealot

helps get scourge up

[hollow vortex]

really? uncanny is super nice i feel like

rending just gives so much damage

and works for knives

[naive stirrup]

uncanny works too but it's still not that needed with ds4

[heady rapids]

I run thrust for those sweet 20k dmg hits on monstrosities

[naive stirrup]

i like to fight the bosses

[heady rapids]

if I wanted to fight bosses I'd play vermintide

imagine if they added tox ogryn alongside the conscripts event....

[naive stirrup]

pogryn but it explodes

[frosty herald]

Close enough welcome back contra

[naive stirrup]

i mean i say that then end a run with almost 500k overkill like i didn't basically carry 3 people through dark communion

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus ate tinfoil in high-school

[hard nexus]

false

[jovial cosmos]

Correction: is still eating tin foil

[median steeple]

Yum

[jovial cosmos]

Big nutrition value

[copper hawk]

YO MAMA is nutritious znack.

[median steeple]

Bug !

[median steeple]

[copper hawk]

yummer

[hearty nebula]

that was a fun maelstrom

lights out monstrous specialists

[neat grove]

how does suppression work?

[hearty nebula]

you get shot at

makes you aim like shit

[vague depot]

Shoot at or near enemy and enemy either becomes more inaccurate with gun or starts cowering and doesn’t shoot at all

For you it’s just the same thing but without the cowering part

[hearty nebula]

works against enemies as well

diff guns have diff suppression values

[vague depot]

Unless you are that type of person

The cowerer

[hearty nebula]

"heavy sword bad btw"

[neat grove]

so its literally like suppressing fire, i thought it was like a debuff or something

[hearty nebula]

yea

[tribal fulcrum]

i don't mind heavy sword. only ever used it once though.

[neat grove]

okay so like the db has the blessing about suppressing enemies with 8 meters on close kill, so thats like "oh shit he has a double barrel shotgun, he just took clydes head off with buckshot, lets run"

[hot steppe]

9 more missions and i am done with all zealot penances

[hearty nebula]

im making fun of some dumbass who was in here a few weeks ago

[hearty nebula]

adds more

[neat grove]

does suppression only happen with the blessing or with all fire arms

[vague depot]

All firearms to varying degrees

[hearty nebula]

^

[neat grove]

so what does the blessing do?

[median steeple]

Suppression squared

[vague depot]

When you kill something nearby everyone gets scared

You don’t need to shoot at/near them

[neat grove]

idk why i thought it was like some aoe stagger

[vague depot]

Comedic

[neat grove]

accidental comedy is the best after all

can the zealots knockback perk prevent grabs?

i know it can keep a hound from pinning you if it lands the pounce but like can it stop a chaos spawn from grabbing me?

or would that be op?

[acoustic dune]

Ey ey zealot

Woke up today and draw what I drew yesterday

Wtf did I drew

[neat grove]

is this a riddle?

[median steeple]

Don't pay knify much mind

He's insane after looking into the abyss

[acoustic dune]

I should have down a 42% rum

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1298933017422594101/1325585056122667068/twitter_1875444628109090954.gif

[acoustic dune]

3 time in a row

[copper hawk]

MEEEEEE

[acoustic dune]

I woke up to what a kin to christ chan with a giant straw

I am more comfuse then anything

[acoustic dune]

Also ey I went back to my level of insane

[copper hawk]

goonbrained

totally goonbrained

[heady rapids]

chat who is thus

[remote lark]

@hearty nebula @upbeat topaz

How can we tell them apart....

[hard nexus]

@hearty nebula caught larping in public

[remote lark]

There's two gabranths!

I know how to fix this.

[hard nexus]

thy sentence is death

[hard bough]

hello chat

[remote lark]

goodbye

[hard bough]

hello furry tech priest

[twin wagon]

Hi Bark

https://tenor.com/view/wave-waving-ryder-stryker-ryderstryker-gif-26476283

[hard bough]

meow........... meow hello hi........

[hard nexus]

hello

[hard bough]

how have ur days been going dear signalis frend

[median steeple]

The evil creature

[hearty nebula]

the other one is noob

[tawny walrus]

Anybody got a good choir boy build?

[hard nexus]

eeepy

[hard bough]

truly, a fate deserving of you

[rocky nacelle]

@sullen forge @copper hawk @hard nexus

this is me

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-скиби-di-silly-gif-16896821283788121359

[hard bough]

me

[hard nexus]

how r u ?

[twin wagon]

Feel free to steal

I just gound golf

[hard bough]

eepy 2 + school
I've been trying to come around here more often :3

[hard nexus]

school

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325782644321157131/1269961050262863973/mean_bunny.mp4?ex=66b1f6e5&is=66b0a565&hm=7d272c519a07ff16cf708c1c030f38bdd8122e549cbe5f4303b114cf0aebf099&

[hard nexus]

back 2 elementary school with u…

[hard bough]

nuhu........

I hav this year n then I'm going to be a homeless fat cat

[neat grove]

what a coincidence I slayed the father of the abyss

https://tenor.com/view/artorias-dark-souls-dark-souls-sword-gif-8576502

[hard nexus]

to the slots

[hard bough]

gambling u to the machines

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-grandma-gif-7407120909031045920

[hard bough]

turning u into bioresonant

[median steeple]

Gambl

[neat grove]

slots walked so phone games could run

[hard nexus]

i already am

but like

if instead of bioresonance

i was autistic

[neat grove]

bioautism?

[hard nexus]

yea

[hard bough]

nah that's still lore accurate Ariane

methinks

[hard nexus]

true

[copper hawk]

Yo mama is bioresonant

[copper hawk]

This is me btw

[neat grove]

like bio broly but he knows every train in the universe

[copper hawk]

2 all of u

[hard bough]

what if I just grab ur face

and I shake u like a snowglobe

very very hard

[hard nexus]

insert that one gif

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-kolibri-kolibri-signalis-signalis-kolibri-goodnight-gif-16391680631535659523

[hard nexus]

@hard bough

[royal vortex]

to quote a wise woman

syndrome person

[neat grove]

this reminds me of something actually

[copper hawk]

Snarpy..

[hard bough]

i doopid
wat gif

[hard nexus]

oh i was expecting “autism!!”

[hard nexus]

oh i meant to ping cica

[neat grove]

another server, another lifetime ago

[copper hawk]

This 1 ?

[hard nexus]

@copper hawk u know the gif im thinking of

yes!!

[median steeple]

Can I pick you up like a chair

[hard bough]

does this to your face

[royal vortex]

i am contractually obligated to remind people of the menace every now and then

[copper hawk]

U would nevar

[hard bough]

does that to UR face

[copper hawk]

U would turn 2 dust

[hard nexus]

yeah valid

[copper hawk]

Ur body 2 bsy killing u

[median steeple]

Noo

[hard nexus]

i would kill you with hammers

[neat grove]

yeah this is definitely the warhammer version of dsd

[median steeple]

I'm immune now

[heady rapids]

do you have the version with the deadlock gargoyle

[hard bough]

nah I have a hammer 2

[median steeple]

I have grown strong

[copper hawk]

I have hired this white blood cell 2 KILL u

[hard bough]

you would have to duel me

[copper hawk]

Nop

[hard nexus]

i’d win

[hard bough]

would u win

[neat grove]

nah id win

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ivy-deadlock-gif-1350825406541668519

[hard bough]

I believe everything u say so that's probably trie

[copper hawk]

Trie

[hard bough]

trie

[copper hawk]

Tsk tsk..

Typo..

Goodbye.

[hard nexus]

@heady rapids

[hard bough]

I'm going to typo goober on ur face

[median steeple]

Sleepy time for you Mister

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rekt-boi-elmo-shot-execution-gif-15314352

[hard bough]

NOOOOOOO

[heady rapids]

not quite........

[median steeple]

Ooohg my neck cracks are incredibly loud

[naive wharf]

love it when this happens 3 times in a row while im just looking at stats

[hard nexus]

i can make it louder

[naive wharf]

anybody got some good thunderhammer+flamer builds to share?

[median steeple]

I'm gonna fold you like a tortilla

[royal vortex]

colonizer response

[hard nexus]

dump defenses, carapace flak/unyielding, take tknives, benediction, IJ

[median steeple]

Josho I will banish you to the moon if you keep this up

[hard nexus]

typical IJ build really

[neat grove]

when will zealot look like this?

[hard bough]

is this what ppl like on their builds

[royal vortex]

do you think this will impede me

[median steeple]

I hope you implode!

[naive wharf]

iv got the hammer figured out, headtaker + thrust, unyielding + carapace
what about the flamer though?

[neat grove]

what..does that mean?

[royal vortex]

you're going to be joining a long list of people who are growing increasingly disappointed

[hard nexus]

dump damage, blessings in pins

best is BA OP though

[hard bough]

hm..........
mines very different from this

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-tired-fed-up-gif-25649572

[naive wharf]

dump damage? you sure? why not mobility as a dump stat?

[hard nexus]

how

[royal vortex]

not much. it's kind of like a greeting if you greeted people by making them threaten to kill you

[hard nexus]

damage difference from 60-80 is one point, and it doesn’t effect your burn damage, only the direct impact damage, which is very little of your overall DPS

[hard bough]

I go fire grenade into corrupt cleanse then fotf/choir and piety w stalwart
it does gud

[median steeple]

Fire grenades

Based based

Based

[hard nexus]

for havoc?

[naive wharf]

damn
and i just got my flamer to max level, nuts

[hard bough]

oh absolutely not

[naive wharf]

the gambling never ends

[hard nexus]

mobility dump is fine too

it’s not that big a deal

but higher mobility helps a bit with dodging while flaming

mainly with ragers

[hard bough]

they're good for uhh

hi intensity hunting grounds

[median steeple]

They're good for a lot

Just people suck with them

[hard bough]

kinda true

I can't deny tknives exist on the better side of the tree but errr

I nono likey

[royal vortex]

the point of fire grenades is to throw them, point at them, and then tell your teammates you're wasting dps because it's in an empty corner that was already cleared of adds

and then you pick up a grenade box

[hard bough]

I find them amazing for brute conscripts when my team doesn't know the concept of dodging

surely faceslamming into the 4 bulwarks backing eachother is the smart play of a true blood veteran

[frozen kernel]

[folds shovel with malicious intent]

Yeah basically

Ive been having fun with melee psyker recently

[neat grove]

that's certainly a way to make an impression

[modern lintel]

@remote lark
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359538506730700800/1330836631254466591/GIF_20250120_034923_211.gif?ex=678f6db2&is=678e1c32&hm=41e9e40e04ddfeace3f76f7f6d4144d7134b4713da6ea3eccb2f087ea6f7e3f2&

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[modern lintel]

@copper hawk warthundee

[copper hawk]

Im goin 2 bed

Sooooorrgy

[modern lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699696838441304244/1296149314036301906/goofy_cat.gif

you hate me

[remote lark]

i have that gif saved already

[modern lintel]

evil

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stewart-mild-shock-shocked-shock-mild-gif-5292523

[ornate bone]

aww look at him go 🙂 hi there little fella where ya goin!!!

[copper hawk]

Yo mama houz

Heheh..

[rocky nacelle]

sleep

now

[copper hawk]

[rocky nacelle]

sgt noob...

[copper hawk]

YO MAMA

YO MAMA !

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-yo-mama-gif-21692715

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/franzj-gif-13487229258497509865

[copper hawk]

DEFCON 1000000

ONE OF MY BLAHAJES IS MISSING

[final mural]

Release them…

[true kindle]

This is why Fatshark content pace is slow

Half of them are trapped

[spare talon]

they havent been released from "vacation" yet

[cinder roost]

Someone was, I got a reply to an 11 month old post I made in the bug repot forum 3 day ago. I found it yesterday and replied.

[tawdry leaf]

yeah no im not surprised

[modern lintel]

why is inquisitor martyr still 50 bucks bro

[copper hawk]

I found it

[solar gorge]

fuck the algorithm putting light of the imperium in my recommended now i have to play this shit game

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[modern lintel]

youre telling me u dont play tide allday everyday

[solar gorge]

i'm supposed to be kingdom coming instead

[modern lintel]

thats like 2 weeks away still noob

[solar gorge]

even worse, i'm finishing the first rn

https://tenor.com/view/chad-driver-chad-driver-gif-26462562

i have to hurry

[modern lintel]

catastrophic you havent beat the first already

[spare talon]

burn it

[modern lintel]

somones speaking in my strike team rn

unfortunate

[solar gorge]

the humble mute button :

[modern lintel]

but what if he says something funny

[ornate bone]

What's that

[spare talon]

The gay people shark

[stone fern]

i liberated my brother from your grasp

[ornate bone]

Are all of you queer in here or...? 👀

[stone fern]

yeah cole is really gay same for me

[spare talon]

I'm the straight diversity hire

[stone fern]

hes lying hes gay in fact were dating

[stone fern]

my guy

you're not gonna beat the gay allegations by posting a persona meme

[modern lintel]

the humanity

[acoustic dune]

Ey ey zealot

What is your thought of BIG E

[umbral kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1329457622746796146/ezgif-5-d88bcaf6ac.gif

[stone fern]

[acoustic dune]

What about Big D?

[umbral kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[stone fern]

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/htp-hunter-the-parenting-big-d-big-d-kitten-gif-17506453382107007521

[umbral kindle]

"might I remind you, I own illegal firearms"

[reef flower]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-40k-spacemarine2-heresy-heretic-gif-15781539930698202487

[ornate bone]

urine trouble now

[acoustic dune]

With the sit down?

Evil

[naive stirrup]

going to bash your skull in with a brick
a foam brick but a brick all the same

[ornate bone]

Why does every american apartment look like this

Especially the weird blinds that dont work

If their purpose is to block out sunlight, that is

[merry flume]

massively cheap but if you didn't bother to fix them they can just use it as an excuse to not t give you your security deposit back

[grizzled aspen]

Always assume your landlord is going to withhold your security deposit.

[naive stirrup]

your landlord is never your friend

and if they are
stop

there are very specific exceptions here

[cinder roost]

Oddly enough my last apartment actually gave me my deposit back. Though it was because I had lived there for like 4 years before I moved out.

[undone pewter]

He's my friend because I tip him

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-miku-miku-beam-beam-sawtowne-gif-17984643835845568705

[naive stirrup]

jarvis
buy everything related to miku

[rocky nacelle]

someone hasnt seen my merch (I need more)

[grizzled aspen]

You tip your landlord???

That's insane.

[undone pewter]

Landchads deserve more pay

[grizzled aspen]

Aight this has gotta be ragebait.

[acoustic dune]

people tip on rent?

thats insane

[grizzled aspen]

That's what I said.

It's not like your landlord is magically gonna make your apartment nicer or have your tip carry over to next month's rent.

[acoustic dune]

next youll tell me american tip cashier

[grizzled aspen]

And if the former happens they're just gonna raise rent.

[undone pewter]

Ragebait? In this discord server?

[naive stirrup]

someone is about to thanos snap multiple people in here

[tidal berry]

wtf adopt it now

[tawdry leaf]

zealot chat obsessed with blahajs and i love it

[misty nova]

Brazilian Miku= Twitter banned on Brazil for a month
Miku in Fortnite= TikTok banned for a couple hours

Guys, I think Miku might be bad omen

[tawdry leaf]

im so glad they banned tiktok

i lwk hope it dont get unbanned 😭

[sturdy cypress]

Conclusion: Hatsune Miku is the blaring horns that lead to the Rapture

[sturdy cypress]

TURN ON THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

[tawdry leaf]

BRUH

i hate everything

moving to europe rn

[stone fern]

failed a clutch bros..........

time to end my life

[acoustic dune]

lies

she is the bringer of hopes

[sturdy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-have-you-heard-of-hatsune-miku-ken-vocaloid-have-you-heard-of-her-gif-17155224

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-triple-baka-slapping-leek-nero-gif-25626130

[tawdry leaf]

CFM rolling in money from hatsune miku ngl

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout chat is 90% furries, what else would they be obsessed with that is sfw?

[tawdry leaf]

more like

yk what nvm

[acoustic dune]

sfm

[grizzled aspen]

Probably a good plan to not say whatever you were gonna say.

[acoustic dune]

furry seem to also be a tf2 player

[tawdry leaf]

i was gonna describe every stereotype here though then i realized that list is too long

[acoustic dune]

lies

its pretty short

[grizzled aspen]

Waste of time + you'd probably break a rule somewhere.

[acoustic dune]

fur lover
scale lover
robot lover

[tawdry leaf]

like rules arent broken here hourly?

💀

[acoustic dune]

and thats it

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but only the ones that don't really matter.

[acoustic dune]

also goop lover

[grizzled aspen]

I.e. shitposting.

[tawdry leaf]

i wasnt gonna break any genuine rules then 😭

[grizzled aspen]

I think it's rule 6?

It's only enforced when we get super out of hand.

(mpreg memes)

(they're still funny mods just don't like em very much)

(I will be shot for mentioning it)

[tawdry leaf]

no comment

[grizzled aspen]

In other news, had to be at work at 7am this morning.

Now I'm in a coworkers car and we are carpooling to another store to go shut it down.

[acoustic dune]

atleast you arent at school while the only one here

[grizzled aspen]

His taste in music is actually quite good despite him being super fucking weird.

Hes got that reddit mod phenotype.

[tawdry leaf]

oh thats pretty awful icl

[acoustic dune]

mind sharing frog boy?

[grizzled aspen]

Tf does "icl" mean?

[tawdry leaf]

i cant lie

[grizzled aspen]

Look in the mirror to find out what it looks like.

[tawdry leaf]

sorry my slang is too youthful for you oldies to understand

[acoustic dune]

i meant music

you stinky pinky

[clever terrace]

okay zoomer

[grizzled aspen]

Oh uh shinedown, simple man is playing.

[tawdry leaf]

mimimimimi

[grizzled aspen]

Specifically the acoustic version.

BABY BE A SIMPLE KIND OF MAAAAAAAN

[frosty herald]

Wasgood cuh

[acoustic dune]

i have been in rock heaven for too long

[tawdry leaf]

wait why didnt we play again this night?

[frosty herald]

I be bussing on the fanum in ohio with the gyatt

[acoustic dune]

i need to listen to other type of music

[grizzled aspen]

Because I had to be at work at 7am.

[tawdry leaf]

oh

[grizzled aspen]

No bubble soyker means no gaming.

[acoustic dune]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2PzU4IB8Dr6mxV3lHuaG34?si=436c3ddb0bdf42cd

[grizzled aspen]

And you can't trust pub soykers.

[acoustic dune]

was just listening to taht

[tawdry leaf]

would you prefer playing veteran over pysker?

[grizzled aspen]

Hence why I want yall to finally fucking learn soyker.

[tawdry leaf]

id probably enjoy pysker given i like support roles

[grizzled aspen]

Hell no I wanna play zealout.

[tawdry leaf]

omg

youre all zealot mains

LAME

[modern lintel]

#zealot-class

[acoustic dune]

its the zealot chat

[clever terrace]

lol

[grizzled aspen]

Well considering I can melee and fight at -3 dodges with relic blade...

[tawdry leaf]

true but like not at the same time

[grizzled aspen]

And you can't not eat crusher overheads with ds4...

:)

[acoustic dune]

are you outing us zealot?

[clever terrace]

tbf i get annoyed with how many matches are like 3 zealots and a vet/psy

[tawdry leaf]

oh hush

you wont ever let me down for that

will you 😭

[grizzled aspen]

No, I won't.

I literally rescued you and you died again within 30s.

[acoustic dune]

god you are making me remenber of smykers and how ass they are

[tawdry leaf]

SHUT UP 😭

[grizzled aspen]

After I told you to stay tf out of melee at all costs.

[acoustic dune]

literal braindead

[grizzled aspen]

A PSYKER CAN OUTMELEE YOU WITHOUT SCRIERS DUDE

[clever terrace]

smykers?

[acoustic dune]

all there neuron activation all went to there fingy

[tawdry leaf]

I MELEE CRUSHERS N SHIT NOT HORDES BRO

[acoustic dune]

smite spycher

[grizzled aspen]

I DONT EVEN HAVE A GOLD TOUGHNESS SOURCE

[clever terrace]

aah

[grizzled aspen]

Smh.

[modern lintel]

only noobs cant vet melee

[grizzled aspen]

This is why I need you to learn the ways of the gunker.

[acoustic dune]

love that build

[tawdry leaf]

i can just he dont let me down for it despite me focusing on ranged targets because we previously had a zealot killing the crushers for me though they ended up dc'ing

[grizzled aspen]

Gunker will teach you every mechanic you actually need to have mastered, I shit you not.

[grizzled aspen]

You shouldn't have to be babysat. :)

[tawdry leaf]

okay then next time you deal with the ranged targets bud 🙏

[clever terrace]

tbf my psyker only has a bit less playtime than my zealot, though higher difficulties i haven't realy done much of

my vet and big boi aren't even 30

[grizzled aspen]

Like I get that ranged targets are your specialty but you should not have to have a meat shield to protect you from something that you can dispatch in 2 hits.

[tawdry leaf]

im going to let a gunner horde kill you next time <3

[misty nova]

New Vegas Atomic Wrangler robot speech

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named bubble and purgatus staff:

[tawdry leaf]

again i had gotten used to not having to kill crushers in that specific game

[modern lintel]

generalist>specialist

[grizzled aspen]

1 m1 and I suppress the entire group.

[acoustic dune]

someone speed ran a map and thats how i level up all other class other the zealot

[quaint comet]

I love this game but tf are these servers. either ppl dc or there is delay

[grizzled aspen]

Noob, say this when you can stay off the floor...

[tawdry leaf]

i<3fatsharkservers

[modern lintel]

welcome to shartide

[clever terrace]

trying to level up shit is the worst

[acoustic dune]

people whom dc are cringe nae nae baby

[modern lintel]

would still outdmg u

[grizzled aspen]

No you wouldn't, I'd unironically leave your ass dead on purpose for staying on the floor so much.

[modern lintel]

you say so

[grizzled aspen]

You'll at least give me 15s to breathe while you get mulched by the one rager that downed you, noob.

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/dLO-eJVkZLA?si=AYKEr1dbMWRP3EdK

[grizzled aspen]

Speaking of going down @frozen kernel @tawdry leaf @remote lark my h40 is on oblivium, we should try to ledge one of the bosses, but if we get a burgle spawn on the bridge again I'm killing myself.

[acoustic dune]

god i love chorus

really let my inner cat out

and just push stuff off the cliff

[grizzled aspen]

Like if we have to fight a captain and a plogryn/cspawn when we get a damn horde spawn again it's gonna be ass.

[tawdry leaf]

just dont die

ez

[grizzled aspen]

But if we get a burgle I may actually lose it.

[modern lintel]

can bubble boy suddenly not handle a burgle

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not going to force gs PA a crusher to stop you from eating an overhead anymore.

[tawdry leaf]

yeah dw i can deal with crusher overheads from that trick you taught me anyway <3

[normal wren]

I died 10 seconds after being recued once

[grizzled aspen]

I absolutely can, but captains have this uncanny ability to focus me for no reason so I can't keep it in baby jail, and they don't comprehend that you're supposed to bait melees on the beast to keep it there.

[normal wren]

got stuck in a crusher horde

[undone pewter]

Beast of nurgle with no psyker bubble got me like

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[acoustic dune]

wait till they hit you with a rez and eat a overhead immediatly

[grizzled aspen]

Like actually at this point I think if you don't know how to fight a burgle in melee, you should be beaten with hammers.

[normal wren]

nah was playing with good players, and I did kill the horde

just died before they bled out

[acoustic dune]

who thought making a boss beable to control grab from anywhere is evil

[normal wren]

[acoustic dune]

the slug boss is the worse boss to fight against

[modern lintel]

running for my life burning both chastise charges

[normal wren]

cuz no space to dodge the 10 crusher overheads

[acoustic dune]

wait till you get bulkwar trap

[normal wren]

I mean that has happened

also in 40s

[acoustic dune]

they quite literally make you blind

[grizzled aspen]

Cspawn grab on stairs be like:

[normal wren]

the medicae in chasm terminus hallway of death spawns 10 bulwarks when you enter

[undone pewter]

Burgle on gloriana start with no bubble fatass takes up the entire stairway

[acoustic dune]

the only way to deal with slug for me is if theres a poll bwtween us

[grizzled aspen]

At least Gloriana has some verticality for you to get around it and whatnot.

I dont think burgles should be able to turn on a dime btw.

[acoustic dune]

FERRET POSTER
can we ferret drinking water

[grizzled aspen]

That shit doesn't make any sense.

[normal wren]

gloriana has the door

to murder the burgle

[grizzled aspen]

If you kill a boss with a door you should be shot.

Weakness.

[modern lintel]

marty zealot dieing immediately after the furst drop down on carnival part 2

[normal wren]

but its funny

[acoustic dune]

yay

[acoustic dune]

god i still cant get over my experience with 3 people leaving on carnival

on the first stand off

[clever terrace]

leavers boil my blood something

[acoustic dune]

he was in fact

not big nor gay

[acoustic dune]

titus left immediatly after i said that

[clever terrace]

rip

[acoustic dune]

the dc count for that match was about

6

[fleet zealot]

LMAO

leaver chains are great

i think my recor dis like

13 total teammates in glorianna

and it was all cycled through before the tram ride

[acoustic dune]

we were somewhere at the 50% of the match

then we lost

[undone pewter]

Mission of theseus

[acoustic dune]

i joined in at the start like introduction of carnival spawn with corruption and half the health

i question what happen

[clever terrace]

yeah, joining in with no health and corruption is like "oooft"

[grizzled aspen]

I remember one time I had a 20 minute span of clutching Gloriana first event and eventually got a team that didn't bitch about being stuck in the rescue position.

[acoustic dune]

IT WAS THE INTRODUCTION

TF HAPPEN

[grizzled aspen]

Mfs were cheering me on like they were watching an action movie.

Was using rb laspistol.

Tknives are great but when you have to kill 12 gunners that are in wildly different positions and are moving you don't really have time to aim them.

[acoustic dune]

speaking of bitching some dude was bitching about exploding barrel and just grief via dc ing and coming back

so we wont get new player to join in

[grizzled aspen]

Did you report him? You can do that, yknow.

[acoustic dune]

i just didnt care enough and just block him

[fleet zealot]

ferret with the slush

[acoustic dune]

look at those nails

girl boss

[stuck scroll]

Aww adorable little munchkin

[acoustic dune]

god i wanna see a army of ferret to finish a nation

via world peace or smth

[naive stirrup]

piratesoftware is cultivating said ferret army

[fleet zealot]

see i was thinking by absolute destruction

[acoustic dune]

a bussiness of ferret if you will

[stuck scroll]

DEATH BY MUNCHKINS

[acoustic dune]

speaking of that lad

the drama is CRAZY

[naive stirrup]

some bullshit if you ask me

[acoustic dune]

actual slop fest

[stuck scroll]

Oh? I something wrong with a pirate website?

[acoustic dune]

its a streamer

[naive stirrup]

no it's a guy named thor

[acoustic dune]

odin thor

got the hair too

smth about WoW

[stone fern]

drama????

[acoustic dune]

did i get that right dr vodka

[stuck scroll]

Not even surprised some shits happens with a streamer

[acoustic dune]

streamers

[stuck scroll]

Fair point

[acoustic dune]

if you want to know in short

[fleet zealot]

piratesoftware was playing hardcore wow and he ratted his 5 man dungeon group

cause they over pulled

but he played pretty terribly and the guild decision was if he didn't misplay and panic at the start of the accidental pull, they would've been extremely fine. So he got kicked

just a nothing burger but there is some piratesoftware dedicated haters here

[clever terrace]

fuck sake

why do i always get halfway to my 10 auric non-deaths and get wiped

[stuck scroll]

Shit team or shit builds?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-shock-gif-3313763163884114175

[acoustic dune]

shit communication

[stuck scroll]

That too

[clever terrace]

all 3

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-wardance-cute-excited-gif-15831988

[acoustic dune]

tbh depending on auric modifier

[naive stirrup]

brute conscript
hammer zealot
he rushes ahead and leaves me to die to gunners

[stuck scroll]

That rough man but honestly what else can ya do

[naive stirrup]

dude what the fuck

[acoustic dune]

its a pretty easy thing to get

[naive stirrup]

stop fucking running hammer on brute conscript it's DOGSHIT

[acoustic dune]

this is true

sadly

[naive stirrup]

like genuinely

[acoustic dune]

as much as i like the thunder hammer

[clever terrace]

granted i'm not sure my psyker is up to scratch but eh

[spare dome]

dont care, wanna bonk

[naive stirrup]

your attack speed is too slow to handle that many ogryns

you will die

[acoustic dune]

weapon is somewhat not fun

[stuck scroll]

Obviously a dumb decision to work with

[naive stirrup]

or you will leave everyone else to die

[spare dome]

nope cant die

[naive stirrup]

this too

[clever terrace]

i really wanna like the hammer, but it doesn't hold up

[acoustic dune]

slow windup and shit light

if the weapon had better combo ie horde on light and precise shot on heavy

weapon would be peak

[stuck scroll]

Evicerator or something else but hammer is really only good for single targets

[acoustic dune]

give it the ds movset

[stuck scroll]

Exactly that

[naive stirrup]

it's alright for hordes now

just not

at all

useful

against

ogryns

not when 30 of them show up anyway

one? sure

[acoustic dune]

too slow windup for special

[stuck scroll]

Carapace yes or bulwark yes but otherwise eh

[acoustic dune]

if the special wasnt so fucking slow

weapon would be peak

[naive stirrup]

in other news
i want to like the recon lasgun i really do

[acoustic dune]

and or add cycler on thammer

[naive stirrup]

but infantry autogun scratches itches

[stuck scroll]

A whole millennia for a charge on a hammer to go bonk

[acoustic dune]

i love the recon lasy

inferno is my go to with it

the only reason i play vet actually

i only play vet with recon

[stuck scroll]

As a veteran yes inferno is necessary for most lasguns

[acoustic dune]

so i can just

shoot

[hard bough]

why not just flamethrower/immolation grenade

always works for me

[acoustic dune]

shit keystone doh

[naive stirrup]

psyker activities

also i cant stand grenades

[acoustic dune]

soyker spotted

barrel him

[naive stirrup]

tknife my beloved

[stuck scroll]

KARKERS!!!

[naive stirrup]

hey im not a smyker, save it

[acoustic dune]

can we hab angy ferret

[naive stirrup]

i've been zealot maxxing with psyker lately anyway

[hard bough]

I mean in the context of playing a zealot, thunderhammer flamethrower is what I've been running for the conscript event and it isn't an issue so long as you don't treat thunderhammer like a brute/reaper/bulwark crowd controller. it's more of a picker

[acoustic dune]

melee psycher is very fun

[hard bough]

plus chunky damage on plague ogryns

lol

[naive stirrup]

most people do not do this

most rush in and die to horde

expecting me to save them

and i will not

[hard bough]

that's not the weapons fault though

[naive stirrup]

because i have to save myself first

[stuck scroll]

This is exactly the way to make hammers work but that’s it SINGLE TARGET!!

[hard bough]

that's just bad players

[naive stirrup]

welcome to pub queue

[acoustic dune]

its a big fuckoff hammer lemme sking it around and beat people up with ease

[acoustic dune]

sus ferret

[hard bough]

you can do that with anything that isn't twice your size

[naive stirrup]

yoo high int shock silo cluster

that could be fun wait a second

only map in the game with correct spawns

[acoustic dune]

god make me remenber when i had to deal with open map with snipers mod

a km away

there he was

sniping

[stuck scroll]

Hunting

[acoustic dune]

i cant tknife him

[naive stirrup]

"hola" as you get shot in the back of the head

[stuck scroll]

Fuckin jfk over here

[acoustic dune]

and all i can do is shoot at that direction

imagine 4 sniper in a open area

scary

also i find shock gauntlet harder then maelstrom

[stuck scroll]

Shock gauntlet is just difficult in general

[hushed knoll]

Hello wolfy

[acoustic dune]

hi... stan

what creation have you made this time

[acoustic dune]

i remenber having a modifier there once and thought to myself
'' did the ai director gone berserk again''

had to make sure

[stuck scroll]

Did it?

[acoustic dune]

fuck if i remenber

i just remenber it being insane

[stuck scroll]

Hahahaha fair enough

[acoustic dune]

god my first auric experience

was quite literally snipers and pox burster conga line

i saw the train

and fucking screamed

[naive stirrup]

my only issue with recon vets is their constant shooting in my general direction

because then i cannot fucking see

mainly because of the red wall in front of me

[acoustic dune]

one time there was no noise
door immediatly open multiple pox burster spawn in and you hear all the noise all at once

[stuck scroll]

We apologize (mainly me) in advance

[acoustic dune]

i panicked chorus

[naive stirrup]

well one just got me killed doing it

[acoustic dune]

cope and seethe its the only way ill play vet

[naive stirrup]

shoot in my direction i will leave you to die

simply as

[acoustic dune]

i shrimply wont die

what then?

[naive stirrup]

i like to know what's about to overhead me

[stuck scroll]

I’m working on a commissar build atm for vet because I got a bunch of kriegsman already and I quite like laspistol

[grizzled aspen]

I will do that on psyker.

:3

[stuck scroll]

KARKER!

[grizzled aspen]

I will outdamage you.

[stuck scroll]

Fuckin karkers

[acoustic dune]

its the only outfit i own

plus give me reason to run the shovel

[stuck scroll]

Looks cool as hell too

[hushed knoll]

Come over

[acoustic dune]

long jacket krieg is my fav

[naive stirrup]

another hammer zealot

[stuck scroll]

I’m happy dueling sword was available it just adds to the build

[naive stirrup]

led a crusher directly into me

then died

cool

[stuck scroll]

Oh that’s badass actually!

[acoustic dune]

the kriegmarine mask

is the only thing i own

that and the psycher toilet seat

I BOUGHT IT

AND AS HELL I WILL USE IT

[stuck scroll]

Yeah but krieg mask and leather outfit just seems nice

[naive stirrup]

do you have the psyker baby carriage though

[stuck scroll]

Own that shit dude, make it yours

[naive stirrup]

this shit

[stuck scroll]

HAHAHAHA

[acoustic dune]

o god make me remenber of the gas mask fart fetishism

the fart huffer

[naive stirrup]

NOOOOO

SHUT
THE FUCK
UP

[frosty herald]

Bros going to places but it aint space

[acoustic dune]

also would make a great astronaut helmet

[stuck scroll]

Hahahaha for god sake this is not supposed to be funny

[stuck scroll]

Lucky asf for having that kreig mask

[acoustic dune]

my gunner cosmetic

gunner vet build

man is never letting go of da trigger

[stuck scroll]

As every vet should

[magic basin]

og armagedon helmet better

[stuck scroll]

Agreed

[acoustic dune]

the sniper

[stuck scroll]

But both still work for different reasons

[acoustic dune]

with a grenadier build

[stuck scroll]

Fun

[acoustic dune]

weirdly i find it funny that if you wanna play vet sniper

the shotty is the go to

[stuck scroll]

Weird thing is that it’s more efficient and more effective than a hellbore which literally is a sniper

Or at least a damn musket

[acoustic dune]

you can call it that

i would call it

a shit lite plasma

[stuck scroll]

Fair point

Still fun to use on my krieg build on vet though

[acoustic dune]

hate the hellbore

the switch speed stink

[stuck scroll]

Definitely is a bad switch speed

But it can work if you know how to space properly and just use a damn shovel

But 100% slow asf switch speed and sadly the worse mark has the only bayonet charge

[drifting wolf]

i miss the old switch flick the lasgun ready animation had

idk if it was changed because it was too slow but it was cool

[stuck scroll]

Never seen that actually so I have no idea

But I didn’t know they fully removed an animation

[drifting wolf]

you can see it in the old launch trailer for a second

[spare dome]

i vaguely recall

[stuck scroll]

I’ll have look later

[drifting wolf]

it's around 35-37 seconds into the trailer, also found some footage from the beta which shows it off better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKhmnjpdl5M

[stuck scroll]

Oh that does look nice actually but I can say people would have went “that’s not accurate” or something

[naive stirrup]

the orange is so much better for the intro what

why is it green now

[drifting wolf]

either was just taken out to refurbish the lasgun's anims since they're a little rougher than the ones we have now, or GW just told them that's not how lasguns function

[naive stirrup]

yo wait

that ui

[acoustic dune]

omg no stam is so fucking slow

[naive stirrup]

is it just me or is that ui just better

like

more helmet integrated looking

[stuck scroll]

No the UI does look nicer for a headset

[undone pewter]

Old UI was really ugly

[naive stirrup]

i kind of like it

[undone pewter]

But I think there's some mods that restore it

[acoustic dune]

disagree

[undone pewter]

It was in the beta

[acoustic dune]

its gritty

i am amuse by it

[stuck scroll]

Kinda like one of those mech fight PvE games

[naive stirrup]

pair this with the reshade mod that makes the pissdark actually look like grimdark

[stuck scroll]

Ha pissdark

[naive stirrup]

i wish i could run this game with raytracing

shit stutters too much even on a 4070ti

[tribal fulcrum]

is swift certainty the most OP talent? isn't ''dodging'' basically immunity?

[naive stirrup]

swift is aight not the most op

that goes to duellist

[acoustic dune]

you doge anyway

[naive stirrup]

on zealot anyway

[stuck scroll]

Oh I thought pc was eligible to ray tracing im Xbox so im not that informed

[acoustic dune]

its a passive for a passive skill

[naive stirrup]

i might grab that ui mod hold up

like am i insane?

[placid fiber]

At the end of the day it is just 5% sprint speed

[tribal fulcrum]

wich is effectively 50% finesse bonus?

[naive stirrup]

ye

[acoustic dune]

it use to be 10% which is super fun to use

[placid fiber]

Yep

[placid fiber]

which is 50% crit damage and 50% weakspot damage

[acoustic dune]

basically free damage

[tribal fulcrum]

is ''dodging'' not immunity?

[stuck scroll]

No and the Orange hue is better

[tribal fulcrum]

i know

i see the talent 😄

[placid fiber]

Only if you sprint at the right angle, which works anyway without swift certainty as long as you have stamina

[acoustic dune]

DO YOU???

IS IT TRULY THERE?

CHECK AGAIN

[stuck scroll]

Objection!

[tribal fulcrum]

so sprinting has inbuild ''dodging'' depending on angle relative to the attack incoming?

how does this kind of dodge work, what's the angles

[acoustic dune]

i only use it to run really fast and to catch up mutant

[placid fiber]

Yes, but, only to ranged attacks

[acoustic dune]

now it stink

[stuck scroll]

You could just use a knife but that’s not as fun

[acoustic dune]

even with knife you cant

without the old 10% mvt speed

[stuck scroll]

As shit im stupid then

[acoustic dune]

its so fucking fun to run after a mutant

or slide under the shooter

also work on sni[er

sadly not trapper

[placid fiber]

That's more or less the angle you have to sprint

[tribal fulcrum]

assumed so, thanks.

[acoustic dune]

trapper are glorpshit

[stuck scroll]

I believe you should still be able to do that I seen it a few time on rolling steel

[placid fiber]

And this works for anyone, as long as you have stamina

[acoustic dune]

slide toward gunner

[stuck scroll]

Karkers have the most ability to do the dodge

[tribal fulcrum]

movespeed is great anyway, but also gaining dodging while out of stam seems nice

[hushed knoll]

Hello Darkpilthony

[placid fiber]

Know what's better? Killing the enemies so you don't have to "dodge" them >.>

[placid fiber]

Hi Stan

[hard nexus]

rarely are you ever dodging gunfire by sprinting perpendicular

[acoustic dune]

when it come to weapon stat mobility is a dump stat normally

i personally love mobility

[naive stirrup]

the old boss health bar was PEAK too

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rayman-absolutecinema-wow-amazing-gif-4262883547222144536

[stuck scroll]

Eh new one is nice too

[naive stirrup]

new one is too minimalist

i dont like minimalism

[hard nexus]

sprinting with your camera at a 45 degree angle to the shooter with stamina will make you dodge

[placid fiber]

it's 5% sprint speed on a talent tree that already is pretty taxed on points

[stuck scroll]

Fair point

[acoustic dune]

its because of gamer

you know it

[naive stirrup]

crying

[acoustic dune]

gamer need to see more there screen

[stuck scroll]

More screen less UI clutter

[acoustic dune]

waiter waiter more screen please

[tribal fulcrum]

does master's retribution protect me from sait hit?

[naive stirrup]

just make it smaller

you dont need to rework the entire UI to be worse

[acoustic dune]

screen shot it

[stuck scroll]

Would you like a side of Hints with that sah?

[acoustic dune]

i dont remenber name

[frosty herald]

ngl

the old ui screams dark heresy tabletop

[stuck scroll]

EXACTLY

Thank you!

[placid fiber]

no you still get hit by it, iirc. It also doesn't knock dogs off of you

[acoustic dune]

its useful

[frosty herald]

this is ass

[acoustic dune]

i personally run it for obj

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-press-close-staredown-train-gif-22975756

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ehe-anime-gif-anime-girl-teehee-gif-27178660

but yeah

i personally like it

let me get away with staying on the obj for too long

other then that

its not that good

[placid fiber]

I mean... twbs does the same thing >.>

[acoustic dune]

mostly for horde mob on your ass while you are playying with the interogator

[acoustic dune]

idk which one that is

but the idea of me getting hit and farting really hard to push them off

is funny to my head

[tribal fulcrum]

bro really using abreviations for talent nodes