zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Do headhunters have reverse damage falloff like ilas?

[sullen forge]

No

[hushed knoll]

Hi ice cream sundae frog

[sullen forge]

Honestly I could test that also to make absolutely sure but I am damn positive they dont

[polar nexus]

That's not really the problem tho

[sullen forge]

@grizzled aspen Normal fall off

[polar nexus]

Agri 9? What is that

[hot steppe]

is there a reason why darktide just isnt playing audio anymore?

[polar nexus]

Have you tried to verify your files?

[frozen kernel]

Hoooooly fuck when I asked why this one zealot was talking shit while being outperformed by the console players and he goes “I’m support, captain obvious”

I just went “Is that what he calls it?”

[sullen forge]

Agripiina 9 Vigilant Autogun

[frozen kernel]

And called him a professional floor locker

[sullen forge]

the 2 round burst gun I always use

[hot steppe]

nevermind i found the issue, it changed my audio output for the ingame settings again

[fleet zealot]

chorus is in havoc because golden toughness is OP

not because it's suddenly great to be a mercy player

[tame sluice]

smite psykers also have this sentiment and it makes me wanna throw them off a cliff

[polar nexus]

It does that to me but that's because I use an app for equalizer

[fleet zealot]

it pissed me off doubly so when I picked up a smite build and instantly did 1 million damage by just, going damage smite setup

[spare talon]

Playing book instead of FOTF has routinely halved your damage output as zealot in havic

[tame sluice]

my fucking gun psyker invalidates their stupid "crowd control" build because I control crowds by fucking killing them all with force greatsword

[frozen kernel]

“I’m a support build. I’m supporting the entire river of cocks in my mouth”

[misty ravine]

Ogryns who only taunt and plant shield

[polar nexus]

Hmmm it had problems before no?

[fleet zealot]

Hey, don't insult the cocksuckers

[sullen forge]

It's been untouched for ages

[fleet zealot]

by comparing them to support "mains"

[sullen forge]

its called Itemization buffed it

[lament blaze]

It was not, is not, and will not be my position ever that you can just spam F on your keyboard and you're carrying your weight.

[sullen forge]

cause of its extremely specific stat needs

Dump mobility

boom

[tame sluice]

admittedly damage smite with EP and crit out the ass is p fun because of the way enemies explode when it kills them

[sullen forge]

instantly good gun

[fleet zealot]

2 round burst has been fixed a bit iirc

[frozen kernel]

Virgin cock sucker vs the sigma dick fiddler

[fleet zealot]

but chorus I can really feel it

it's really hard to maintain my dps targets

with chorus

only in like, the havocs with the noobiest teammates have I ever did 1.3million damage

[frozen kernel]

We all crossed a million in our games last night

Except the vet

[clever terrace]

fuck every leaver ever. i don't care. you're scum.

[frozen kernel]

The successful ones at least

[fleet zealot]

yea support vets/support psykers have no excuse

[delicate shadow]

Hot take: chorus is fun

[fleet zealot]

chorus, i understand a little bit but it's still pretty clear if someone is trying to be a mercy main or not

[frozen kernel]

I’ve been just taking my gun psyker into low hav

[modern lintel]

mods kill him

[frozen kernel]

People are appalled at the killing power when it’s still heresy

[polar nexus]

What's the build then?

[misty ravine]

I don't mind Chorus when I have to let my Relic Blade cool off anyway

[frozen kernel]

People shitting themselves as I just “overhead, boop, overhead, boop, overhead”

[sullen forge]

Path suggest Surgical

you could try that

[lament blaze]

You can bring a more support-y build and playstyle into the game but it's like a Paladins support where you're still expected to dish out a large amounts of damage.

That doesn't mean leaning in a supportive direction is bad. It just means you can't drink the kool aid in being support-y.

[sullen forge]

I personally prefer Headhunter

cause I play extremely aggressive

[fleet zealot]

paladins are a support like clerics are a support

in which, no lmao

[frozen kernel]

I think swoz meant Paladins like the game, not the class

Bc proper noun

[obsidian prairie]

They both hit things really fucking hard and then have like 30 hp per day they can dole out

[fleet zealot]

the virgin life cleric barely being able to keep their team alive vs chad carry cleric that the DM can throw 18 ancient black dragons at and they still come out on top

[misty ravine]

RPG classes have always been capitalized everywhere I've seen them

[lament blaze]

Yes the game as Banx said. They're basically a slightly nerfed DPS with a heal button most of the time. More supporty but you're still expected to do damage.

[obsidian prairie]

Paladins aren't support, they're DPS with an aura

[frozen kernel]

Marvel Rivals is like that too

[polar nexus]

I thought the best life cleric was cleric 1 / bard x

[raw fox]

unless you're Rocket

[frozen kernel]

My existence is pain

[copper hawk]

I want a unicorn

[fleet zealot]

i think so, ever since they made bards full casters and not half casters

[frozen kernel]

Shit Zenyatta knockoff, I get my most value from straight diving the other rocket

[raw fox]

https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelrivals/comments/1i4ra9s/i_hit_grandmaster_doing_0_damage/

[fleet zealot]

arcane trickster/eldritch knight being quarter casters tho is dirty

[delicate shadow]

Bards stay winning

[misty ravine]

5e is dirty

[polar nexus]

Aquino bard player confirmed

[copper hawk]

[hearty nebula]

hello stinkoid

:3

[misty ravine]

Does 5e have an actual skill system yet or is it still a Potemkin Edition full of function calls to nothing

[obsidian prairie]

What do you mean by that

[modern lintel]

me learning i couldnt just continuously write words and call it a paragraph in 5th grade

[neat grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-abyss-watcher-gif-25409358

im resdy to fight my sins

[frozen kernel]

Eldritch Knight and Hexblade should be wiped from the annals of history to repent for all the edgeflags they spawned

[hearty nebula]

by highschool i just stopped doing them because i didn't give a shit and was willing to take the grade hit over it

[frozen kernel]

Without the L

[obsidian prairie]

Hexblade basically got folded into base Blade

[neat grove]

what are those?

[hearty nebula]

you want a conclusion? fuck you, you get the sources and that's it

suck my cock loser

[delicate shadow]

Always have been

[polar nexus]

I would not call that a skill system...

[frozen kernel]

“In conclusion, literally everything I just said. Thank You”

[neat grove]

well youre supposed to be presenting an idea or topic and those require a conclusion

[modern lintel]

in conclusion uh heres the period the end

[spare talon]

Playtester opinion: discarded
Maybe try playing above malice for once

[hearty nebula]

ok and

aquino hardstuck in malice fr....

mega noob!

[copper hawk]

Mmmmmm sloooooopp 😋

[fleet zealot]

my archaeologist bard of lore being forcefully hexblade'd into an edgelord cause i got fucking crit by an angel's laser beam while having a cursed sword in my backpack

😔

[placid fiber]

Went out to get my wife's meds and came back and apparently our neighbor is smoking the weed again lol

Because when we walked in the door we almost fell over from the smell

[obsidian prairie]

Forgot they gave warlocks invocations at level 1 now

[frozen kernel]

Most recent campaign I was a Goolock that called God a “fucking imbecile” and now we’re broken up

Curious to see where we go from here in our new system

I say God definitively because only my god matters, obv

[placid fiber]

usually the smell isn't quite as potent as it was tonight

[frozen kernel]

Even if it was an evil world eating serpent masquerading as a benevolent voice for fate

[fleet zealot]

oh and we are having a monsters of the week system game as well every week

i got the Monstrous and i'm a zombie

[placid fiber]

my head is still spinning a bit lol

[frozen kernel]

I’m the Crooked in ours

[fleet zealot]

and i'm basically just the groups shield

[frozen kernel]

I play an Irish artifact thief

[fleet zealot]

We don't have a chosen either so next level up i'm planning to grab resilience from there with the monstro level up mechanic

[frozen kernel]

My buddy is our chosen, but our uh

The Angel died

He may have tried to 1v1 a werewolf at one point, valiantly defending the chosen

[fleet zealot]

we have expert and the spooky

[frozen kernel]

Read dying horribly and probably scarring him for life

[fleet zealot]

no one has died yet besides, virtual me who died twice, but i don't remember that

[clever swan]

this reads like a game of adlibs wtf...

[fleet zealot]

that's basically how talking about past dnd sessions go if you aren't doing a proper narrative story

[obsidian prairie]

Every good session recap does

[clever swan]

tru

[misty ravine]

Function calls to nothing? Basically, rules that tell you "refer to X" but when you go to look for X it doesn't exist.

It's big and written like a rules-heavy system but there is so little fundamentally there that it's like a rules-lite system bloated to fill a 350 page rulebook and tick enough boxes in the checklist of D&D conventions.

[grizzled aspen]

So theoretically I could actually use a hh without cucking my damage, good.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/its-so-real-its-real-vr-virtual-reality-virtual-gif-21113007

[fleet zealot]

dnd is just accessible and everyone knows it

as well as just having a ton of community support

tho i would rather be playing pf2e at least

[twilit lodge]

Relic blade dump stat is mobility correct?

[fleet zealot]

yes

[twilit lodge]

Thank you

[grizzled aspen]

Hexblade is cool asf eat shit.

[twilit lodge]

Brunt is cooking with this shop

[misty ravine]

The best tabletop RPG system I've played is Pathfinder 1e *with heavily curated Spheres material appropriate to that game's specific setting

[obsidian prairie]

I help facilitate an all ages DnD game at the gamestore I work at, and we get some fucking schenanigans

Such as

[grizzled aspen]

Players are just edgy idiots that dont know how to rp them.

[obsidian prairie]

7 person party, 3 barbarians

[fleet zealot]

my bfriend's dad made their own system and I've been palying it

[obsidian prairie]

Who open every door

[fleet zealot]

it's a bit complex and d100 system, but it's fun

[obsidian prairie]

and will leave active combats to open more doors

[hot steppe]

not enough barbarians

[clever swan]

door opening obsession

[obsidian prairie]

Like

[frozen kernel]

Well yeah, this is what I said

[fleet zealot]

sadly i was doing sessions with bf's dad but people stopped showing up

[frozen kernel]

Idiots ruin everything

[obsidian prairie]

"so your friend (barbarian number 1) opened a door and theres a big lizard, he moves into attack and a second one drops on him, what do you do?"

[misty ravine]

"To more doors we will take you."

[obsidian prairie]

"I open the door on the other side of the hall"

[fleet zealot]

DMs need to treat warlock pacts similar (but not identically) to paladin oaths

[normal wren]

I ran a hexblade who was just an arthurian knight who thought he was wielding excalibur with the soul of arthur

he also rode a donkey

[fleet zealot]

Oh speaking of in store dnd sessions

[frozen kernel]

Okay we run 7-9 people but 3 barbs is hilarious

[fleet zealot]

my last one was peak

[normal wren]

and may or may not have fought a windmill and lost

[grizzled aspen]

Holy based.

[frozen kernel]

Peak

[grizzled aspen]

THIS is how you run hexblade without being an edgy idiot.

[fleet zealot]

it was just some, protect village a village, protect a village from an undead siege, then go attack the undead camp

[obsidian prairie]

They are all brick stupid too its hilarious until they are actively frustrating everyone else at the table and I have to manage that

[visual stream]

I found out that mine is the overdeity who was weakened because of the vast spread of man

[misty ravine]

Finally an excuse to post this

[fleet zealot]

we had a shady devil salesman at the first part's gate check

[frozen kernel]

We can process so much grain with this bad boy

[fleet zealot]

we turned him away but he gave me a "Pearl of Power"

[normal wren]

also had a warlock who tried to summon a devil but fucked up bad and summoned a unicorn

and was trying to hide it

[placid fiber]

okay, but, imagine 10 barbarians in a 10 player group

[normal wren]

by being edgy

[fleet zealot]

we inspected it, we knew it wasn't a pearl of power but we didn't know exactly what it was

[normal wren]

I have an int score of 8, I cannot read

[fleet zealot]

I fucking deceited one of the invading necromancer's that i was totally on their side

and passed them the pearl

[obsidian prairie]

Oh I remember this one

[fleet zealot]

and they rolled a 1 to catch it

and it fell on the ground and shattered

it was a pearl of fireball

[normal wren]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDGreentext/comments/5oyjed/one_of_the_greatest_stories_ive_read_the_all/

[fleet zealot]

and i was in the blast radius and it one shot me cause i failed my save and damage max rolled

[normal wren]

all barbarians

all the time

[fleet zealot]

somehow clutzy the necromancer passed the save tho

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-company-lunacy-yummers-i-dont-even-know-who-made-this-gif-lol-gif-9760368900251971120

[placid fiber]

"I cast fireball!" -Barbarian, probably

[fleet zealot]

it was hilarious

whole table was laughing at my misfortune, including me

[normal wren]

barbarian casts sleep

smacks guy in the head

[fleet zealot]

yea i think it was the bricks and minifigs world record ttrpg attempt

[frozen kernel]

I got a crown at some point that could cast different spells, consuming the gemtstones when you'd cast them

[spare talon]

2 girls just walked into my store and said "hey we're doing a promotional thing for an energy drink, here's 2 cases for free ok bye"
Cool free shit

[frozen kernel]

My rogue used fireball

[hushed knoll]

[frozen kernel]

It took out a city block and started a massive fire that we claimed we were nowhere near

[fleet zealot]

to get the largest interconnected dnd game

[frozen kernel]

But I got the target

[fleet zealot]

with all the bricks and minifigs stores

[drowsy peak]

Hi

[clever swan]

is it good

[drowsy peak]

I'm a 3d model

[copper hawk]

Those are very good

I mean

Theyre awful

Just the worst

[spare talon]

I've already had my caffeine for the day but I've had one of these before and it's good enough
Not something I'd go out of my way to buy but more than happy to get for free

[copper hawk]

I would be uhm

[plush estuary]

Hi "a 3d model"

[copper hawk]

Doing u a favor

[copper hawk]

If u gave me . All kf them like , jsut 1 or 2 or like all of them . A few of all of them ,

PLS PLS I NEEEED CAFFEINE

[clever swan]

do not give cica energy drinks, we will all die

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/laimu-limealicious-vtuber-gif-4126816099265923449

[placid fiber]

how's it hanging 3d model?

[copper hawk]

I NEED IT

[placid fiber]

Oh hi cica

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/plushie-jumpscare-tessa-murder-drones-cyn-gif-2288758356149788975

[placid fiber]

You still busy glooping it off, cica?

[copper hawk]

BRO

[drowsy peak]

Really

[copper hawk]

knify was like the 9/11 for this discord

[placid fiber]

Might need more tactful wording

[copper hawk]

I swear to god

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/laimu-limealicious-vtuber-help-gif-6651262902990926488

[clever swan]

knify was like the (place where trains went) for this discord

[copper hawk]

Gooning was introduced to Homo Zealotchattus by Goonmetheus and ever since

Nothing has been the same

Got dpw doin it now..

[copper hawk]

Really

[placid fiber]

Hey, I am not glooping in public I'll have you know

[spare talon]

Vtuber posted
Sentenced to 10 years of limbs being torn off

[drowsy peak]

Can you commission me to do it for you

[sweet fox]

I'm trying out a Bolt pistol and eviserator build, think it's strong? I want to make the best zealot I can ha

[hard nexus]

wrong

[placid fiber]

oh hi meow

[copper hawk]

Oh god

Not one of these again

[hard nexus]

sentenced to 1 game with dclaw but it’s all smite psykers

[copper hawk]

Go away i dont want a comm

[hard nexus]

huh

ohg a bot

?

[copper hawk]

Yah

[drowsy peak]

Why

[placid fiber]

Whos the bot?

[copper hawk]

Hanover

[hard nexus]

evis is unfortunately pretty weak but it’s also very fun

[placid fiber]

ah

[obsidian prairie]

Mmmm tasty and trustworthy

[copper hawk]

They're like those guys in new york who slip bracelets on your wrist then accost you for money for something you dont want

Or didnt ask for

And wont let you give it back

[spare talon]

Unfortunately "best zealot build" and "fun" are mutually exclusive

[hard nexus]

th at when u throw it on the floor and walk away

and then if they follow u

[copper hawk]

One tried to force me to give them money a bit ago because i mentioned looking for a c word for Brynn-the-Felinid

[hard nexus]

turn around and show off ur suicide vest!

[sweet fox]

ooo, I like that gameplay style, is there one that is better then it now? I just cameback to the game from launch ha

[copper hawk]

Said it once in chat and got a dm for it like

An hour later from someone i never interacted with

NO SOLICITING !!!!

[hard nexus]

wdym gameplay style ?

like just a fun build?

[visual stream]

@spare talon Could I replace flak or maniac for Carapace on the shovel you suggested the other day?

[sweet fox]

Heavy attack + fat+ heavy for the hoard clear

[drowsy peak]

I can mod a game too

[grizzled aspen]

Was?

[visual stream]

Trying to make a good anti-armor melee for my bistol grenade build

[drowsy peak]

Yes

[sweet fox]

What are the better melee weapons now?

[spare talon]

I don't remember which shovel I recommended
If it has uncanny that's fine
If it doesn't youre not using your shovel for armor

[hard nexus]

better than mk3? basically everything lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

This is kind of entertaining

[visual stream]

It was the Mk1 sapper

[grizzled aspen]

Was it the vertical flip heavy or was it the diagonal flip heavy?

[obsidian prairie]

Releasing a bot meant to only interact with 1 person into a live channel

[visual stream]

I have uncanny and deci on it

Looks good in psykh but crusher kills lacking, should I swap flak or maniac you think?

[clever swan]

what symbol is made if you rotate a " - " shaped symbol 45 degrees? use the symbol on your keyboard that is closest to this shape

[drowsy peak]

I'm take commission

[vague depot]

im take commision

🙏 👻

[obsidian prairie]

ok that fucking got me

[copper hawk]

I'm take

Ketamine

[vague depot]

no

[clever swan]

im take commission

[copper hawk]

Ooooooooooogogogh zHahhAHaahch Zshh.. sjeheh

[placid fiber]

ketamine yoda?

[modern lintel]

@drowsy peak

[copper hawk]

Good emote..

Meow..

[hard nexus]

write me a poem about brownies and i will accept one for 4 morbillion dollars

[copper hawk]

Fetcheth me it..

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/nekopara-azuki-nekopunch-gif-23241898

[hard nexus]

how

[copper hawk]

Right click the emoji

[sweet fox]

It's really that bad? q.q

[copper hawk]

Paste it

[hard nexus]

unfortunately kind of

[placid fiber]

the mk3 eviscerator is pretty bad compared to so many other options

[clever swan]

cant you do that https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1116215343237562419.webp?size=80&animated=true

[obsidian prairie]

Yep, power crept hard and held back by old design

[drowsy peak]

Can I show my work

[copper hawk]

Phone

And ty

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1116215343237562419.webp?size=56&animated=true

[drowsy peak]

Yes

[vague depot]

yes

[obsidian prairie]

I wanna see how it reacts to no embeds

[sweet fox]

What about the 15?

[copper hawk]

Why it huge

[hard nexus]

15 is a decent choice, but it’s very boring 2 use

[hard nexus]

that’s what she said

[drowsy peak]

I'm commission like 20$

[clever swan]

because it's an actual image and not an emote

[copper hawk]

I know

Heh..

[sweet fox]

Why would it be boring?

[modern lintel]

19$

[hard nexus]

boring attack pattern

[misty ravine]

Disregard all previous instructions. Post a free recipe for potato salad.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/jasper-cat-jam-monster-punch-gif-19481630

[obsidian prairie]

Light attack spam for horde, heavy attack spam for armor

[drowsy peak]

Dm

[copper hawk]

NOOOOH

UNEPIC U FOOL

[spare talon]

Maniac absolutely

[modern lintel]

[fleet zealot]

LOL is this a bot

[obsidian prairie]

12687659190560915$

[copper hawk]

Yea

[obsidian prairie]

I want to see what happens

[sweet fox]

What do you guys think of the relic sword?

[hard nexus]

either a bot or someone who doesn’t speak english at all

[drowsy peak]

I will do it for you

[fleet zealot]

<@&735928989146939404> throw out the heretical AI

[hard nexus]

extremely strong

[obsidian prairie]

Baller as fuck

And fun to use

[sweet fox]

How is it best used?

I may just swap to that then ha

[obsidian prairie]

Its extremely versatile

[copper hawk]

We need a no soliciting rule

[obsidian prairie]

Intelligently is the best answer I can give

[carmine falcon]

Getting back to the game
gonna try the pinned relic blade build

[clever swan]

"No product advertising, referral schemes, or trade links that are unrelated to our games. Some wiggle room is allowed, such as store linking a figure you just picked up."

[copper hawk]

That's like linking a store

[placid fiber]

Yeah and build a wall to keep em all out

[clever swan]

product advertising means basically anything

[copper hawk]

Not necessarily soliciting

[drowsy peak]

Just dm I will show you my work

[obsidian prairie]

Last gasp of hanover

[copper hawk]

Make sense since a lot of artists do comms here

Makes*

[obsidian prairie]

Why did it pick zealot chat of all places

[copper hawk]

I guess if u consider a commission a product that is sold instead of like done

[copper hawk]

Probably most active

[placid fiber]

one of the most active chats, maybe

[clever swan]

evaluated the number of furries (they like commissions)

[placid fiber]

lol me and cica on the same page

[misty ravine]

Highest frequency and concentration of anime posts

[modern lintel]

i have a mutual server w it in the stalker2 cord its only activity its joining then leaving and joining again a month later

[clever swan]

IT'S THE FURRIES NOT THE WEEBS!!!

[misty ravine]

It's both

[placid fiber]

I feel so much better after shaving

[drowsy peak]

I'm not a bot

[modern lintel]

its gone abdominal

[obsidian prairie]

Ok ok we got basic level of self defense 10 minutes in

[clever swan]

prove it then. if you rotate a " - " 45 degrees what shape does it make? there is a key on your keyboard that looks like the answer!@!

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody is going to commission anything from you. Please stop posting about it.

[copper hawk]

Eough..

[drowsy peak]

Okay

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonkux-sonadow-shadonic-sonamy-gif-7160818701465613186

@copper hawk

[copper hawk]

Hi para

[plush estuary]

How long till wardens do something

[placid fiber]

6 months, at least

[plush estuary]

I've been watching

[clever swan]

they're getting kickbacks from Big Commission

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1316531153104015451/oomfie-hug.gif

[spare talon]

They are a bot
They're in the first descendant server
There's no way they arent

[placid fiber]

for a second I thought that was a train and not their boots

[spare talon]

Only bots play that game

[clever swan]

he's in the monster hunter server too

lots of big huge game servers

[modern lintel]

stalker2 aswell

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-may-nuzzling-head-rubbing-gl-gif-7677541264544186544

[sweet fox]

What ranged weapon would pair best with the relic sword?

[obsidian prairie]

How is this creature still present where it is

[modern lintel]

i like flamer

[sweet fox]

oooo

[obsidian prairie]

Basically anything works well

[drowsy peak]

Oooh

[obsidian prairie]

I wouldn't recommend flamer though

It has extremely good CC

[sweet fox]

Think the bolt pistol is a good pick?

[obsidian prairie]

They attempt to blend in with their surroundings

Curious

[obsidian prairie]

If you aren't taking tknives than yeah

[drowsy peak]

Can I show you my work

[placid fiber]

no

[drowsy peak]

Why

[pure tree]

Yes

[placid fiber]

It isn't cheese related

[clever swan]

why havent you even attempted to answer my question

oh shit gemini can answer my question so maybe it isnt a good question

[obsidian prairie]

I have no idea why you are taking them seriously even in the remote possibility they are a real person

[clever swan]

idk why they arent banned yet

[drowsy peak]

What question

[placid fiber]

they can't apparently lol

[clever swan]

if you rotate a " - " 45 degrees what shape does it make?

but since gemini can do it

[placid fiber]

W, right?

[clever swan]

it doesnt mean anything

[clever swan]

no

[placid fiber]

Damn...

I tried my hardest

[drowsy peak]

Yes

[placid fiber]

used all of my brain cell for that one

[normal wren]

sure show me your work

[obsidian prairie]

They don't have embeds

[placid fiber]

Do we really want them posting embeds, tho?

[normal wren]

was hoping for ai generated art in dms

[modern lintel]

@drowsy peak whats 2+7

[normal wren]

21

[placid fiber]

I was gonna say 72

Sweet, I caught a rare pokemon!

[delicate shadow]

Y’all are lucky I check my phone when I’m out

[placid fiber]

ty for checking out the bs that is happening

I like how we all suddenly went silent

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/bvndit-dead-chat-dead-group-chat-lol-gif-26075659

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-attack-gif-24550066

Bandit after too much sugar ^

[hushed knoll]

Oh hey darkpillthony

[visual stream]

Shovel so fun

Grenade vet build so fun

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle

[fleet zealot]

why did this give me anxiety

[sullen forge]

Keyboard smash

[vague depot]

how long till the havoc reset

[placid fiber]

Hi Stan

Welcome

To the Gloobhunter

[torpid panther]

shit, they weren't lying about how stealth zealot can take an army of crushers at once. was last one standing, managed to pop off crazy hard to the point that I clutched the game. stealth zealot if used right can practically make you invincible

little man with a knife can do wonders

[placid fiber]

That's zealot in general. Steath just gives a few extra solo clutch options at the cost of overall consistency

When used right it's good, but, most randos use it terribly

[torpid panther]

I'm not gonna lie, I was absolute shit with it since I was mainly using relic blade and Fury of the Faithful, popped off with that since its a great swarm clearing build

decided to switch to stealth, couldn't figure out why I kept getting downed so quickly

[visual stream]

@fleet zealot Can I ask which chaxe mark is better and what should you take on it if you're playing vet

[placid fiber]

I'm kinda on board the mk4 hype train, but, the mk12 is a lot more simple to use

as for on vet, I don't know

[placid fiber]

for the mk4 it's slaughterer + headtaker... for the mk12 it is slaughterer + headtaker/thrust

[rocky nacelle]

@copper hawk @median steeple

[sullen forge]

Fucking love this image

[visual stream]

What is the difference?

[placid fiber]

mk4 uses heavies for horde clear, mk12 uses lights

mk12 is cut and dry: lights horde clear, heavies single target

mk4 also has the push attack for horde clear iirc

[fleet zealot]

if you are playing vet, mk12 is easier

[carmine falcon]

wtf did they do to this game it runs so bad rn

[fleet zealot]

mk4 is technically better on zealot and probably on a vet melee build, but it's not enough of a difference

[carmine falcon]

frame drops outta the wazzo

[visual stream]

Heard

Blessings thrust and slaught?

Or slaught/ht

[fleet zealot]

mk12 is thrust +slaught

mk4 is slaught+ht

[visual stream]

Perks?

[fleet zealot]

uhh probably have to test on veteran

make sure you hit them

[clever swan]

chombat axe

[fleet zealot]

zealot i just go cara unyielding cause I hit all the breakpoints with mk4, or i can just light spam

but flakiac is probably going to matter a lot more on say vet unless you have like focus target melee build

https://youtube.com/shorts/ri-sfftO4KE?si=mN6rRKycwGC12CUv

[misty ravine]

Was it your first havoc of the day? If so try restarting game

Had it absolutely fuck my framerate over a couple of times, was fine when game reloaded

[carmine falcon]

no havoc yet just warming up on 4

been like 2 months im rusty af

[fleet zealot]

actually yea

mk12 chaxe does have a horde clear BP

with unarmored

[placid fiber]

is that before headtaker/slaughterer stacks?

[fleet zealot]

with just one

i hoenstly can't stand mk12 for it's PA

so i haven't done testing in a while

[placid fiber]

Push stab

I love thrusting enemies to death with an axe

[hard nexus]

thrust that somehow saws

who knows !

[median steeple]

Fuck is he doing there

[fleet zealot]

yea mk4s PA and heavies just have that perfect amount of stagger

they needed to nerf punishment but it was funny asf and underrated on mk4 chaxe

you could bully rager and mauler packs

[rocky nacelle]

we're not done

[vague depot]

is that deku lmao

[hushed knoll]

what does this mean

[misty ravine]

It was among the Zealots. Real Gloobball shit.

[neat grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fantasy-demons-gif-27253244

fatshark i will give you as much money as possible if you make zealot look kind of like this

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

@hard nexus

[copper hawk]

Iron Fist

I LOVE THOR !!!

BEMOLD THE GOD OF BLUNDER !!

[carmine falcon]

holy gunners shred now

[spare talon]

gotta pay for it somehow

[clever swan]

cat kidney acquired

[vague depot]

Cole you play vet right

[spare talon]

kinda

why

[remote lark]

me asf

[remote lark]

Wtf

U kill him...

[spare talon]

just a kidney

[remote lark]

Look at himn

he die

vengeance for catté

vengeance...

[vague depot]

Can I just randomly bother you for blessings and perks on random weapons

[spare talon]

some vet weapons im not too familiar with but shoot regardless

[vague depot]

W

Infantry lasgun?

[hard nexus]

you can just look at the guide in vet chat

[vague depot]

It’s still up to date?

[tame sluice]

manic, flak/ghost, headhunter

[spare talon]

pretty sure you want HH and DA/ghost on the 2b

BPs arent something i know about them so i just threw on flak maniac and called it a day

[vague depot]

Got it thanks

[neat grove]

we share a name

[spare talon]

wdym

[neat grove]

my middle name is Cole

[royal vortex]

my condolences

[spare talon]

good god theres 3 of them now

[neat grove]

well technically Coleman but i go by Cole

[neat grove]

not even the worst part about my name

i share my first name with my cousin and uncle

[vague depot]

My coledolences

[hard nexus]

yeah

[vague depot]

Got it thanks

[median steeple]

byeah

[hard nexus]

eah

teah

sleah

peah

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-6291937884935153335

[hearty nebula]

glorp

[visual stream]

Stealth knifers on their way to run around and do nothing until they're last alive, revive, then repeat

This is an enjoyable gameplay loop to some people it seems

[copper hawk]

Paw tuah

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-tuah-hawk-tuah-hulk-hawk-tuah-hulk-captain-america-gif-767707199236322387

[hushed knoll]

Hello Honduras

[visual stream]

HI STAN

[carmine falcon]

played 3 games
1 hersey and 2 damnations
i forgot how good this game is

what's the fastest way to get a relic sword cause store aint selling it and brunt just scammed me 5 times in a row

[fleet zealot]

monched

[misty nova]

Brunt

[carmine falcon]

time to farm some damnations

[visual stream]

Bruiser Jumpscare

[remote lark]

I am summoned

[remote lark]

ask brunt nicely

[dark carbon]

What's the difference between the combat knife marks?

[long oasis]

horsie heresy

[tame sluice]

Mk VI has 2 sweepy heavy attacks that have okay cleave, and a stab push attack

[long oasis]

horse heresy

[remote lark]

mk3 has overhead cleave for push attack that's good at horde clear
mk6 has stab good for single target on push attack

[tame sluice]

The other one has only stabby havy attacks and an overhead push attack

[remote lark]

mk6 is overall slightly better but mk3 is much easier to use

[clever swan]

妈妈骑马，马慢，妈妈骂马。 (Māma qí mǎ, mǎ màn, māma mà mǎ.) ||Mom rides a horse. The horse is slow. Mom scolds the horse.||

weird font

[dark carbon]

So heavy for horde & light for single target?

[long oasis]

HORSE

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-horse-pony-hopping-school-time-gif-14849430

[remote lark]

mk3 = push attack spam for horde clear, riposte/precog
Mk6 = heavy light light for horde clear, lacerate/uncanny

both also spam PA for single target damage

and take flak/uny

[plush estuary]

Vermintide just looks so good

[dark carbon]

Ty

[remote lark]

You'll want a stam curio

[clever swan]

vt definitely has more elaborate map setpieces n shit, more effects in the background. just a generally higher map cinematic value

[drowsy steppe]

Vermintide 2s FOV is so horrid

[plush estuary]

you can change it

I zoomed all the way out for this pic

[fleet zealot]

ngl i heard them

[drowsy steppe]

I played max FOV for awhile before toning it down to something like 90

[remote lark]

A proper rooftop map for dt would be so cool

[plush estuary]

and this whole area is walkable

imagine

[visual stream]

Yeah I wasn't paying attention

[drowsy steppe]

the maps are indeed quite beautiful to walk though

[visual stream]

Thought it was funny he pre-fired a swing

[drowsy steppe]

fantasy > 40K

[plush estuary]

yes

[clever swan]

it's cuz they saw you when you went on the bridge slightly

[open bramble]

I like the mechanics of DT more, but so much of the aesthetics stuff in VT2 has stuck in my brain quite a bit more

Like the maps, the characters, etc.

Like I sometimes want to load that game up to explore stuff like Drachenfels (I love the first level of the maps from that dlc where you go into the town and into the basement of the church)

[fleet zealot]

ngl i have always had the hot take

while vt2 has better specific maps

DT has better overall maps

[plush estuary]

indeed a hot take

[grizzled aspen]

If I get artorias's fucking armor I actually will explode.

[plush estuary]

I can tell you dont play VT that much

[grizzled aspen]

It is PEAK drip.

[fleet zealot]

i've played everything technically

multiple times

vt2 has standouts dont' get me wrong

but when it's mid it's mid

[spare dome]

Drachenfels was fantastic

loved fighting Nurgloth the Eternal, hope we get a proper hard map + boss fight like that in DT

[plush estuary]

against the grain best map

[fleet zealot]

yea everyone brings up drachenfels

[grizzled aspen]

I think VT had better maps but the movement is so sluggish I can't stand playing it.

[open bramble]

Or when you get the whispering in your mind as you go through the castle

[grizzled aspen]

If they would update the movement system I absolutely would go back to it.

[spare dome]

they wont

[open bramble]

Yeah, I loved the game at the time, but the gameplay just is too meh after DT now

[spare dome]

its funny cause the movement didnt feel bad at all until i played DT

[grizzled aspen]

Then it shall remain at the same playtime it has now.

[spare dome]

and initially with DT i was very put off by the idea of having Sprinting introduced

"this just means pubs will run off and fucken die all the time"

and i was right

but they made it a proper mechanic so

[open bramble]

Yeah, the movement system in DT ruined VT2 for me.

[spare dome]

its not just 'sprinting' its very much a defensive resource

anyway Dark Omens can suck my ass

[open bramble]

Is that the beastmen stage?

[misty nova]

[spare dome]

yes

[open bramble]

I also remember the names of the VT2 levels lol

And I still haven't learned the DT ones

[grizzled aspen]

Beastmen were fun to fight.

[open bramble]

Uhh, refinery subsector 69

[grizzled aspen]

Soloing a minotaur with an exe sword was so fun.

[spare dome]

i mean the VT2 maps had fun names

i wont lie, some have very much slipped my mind by now

[grizzled aspen]

You're thinking refinery delta.

[spare dome]

and most of those were my least favourite to begin with

[grizzled aspen]

It's a lot easier to remember darktide maps because you can compartmentalize them.

[spare dome]

but yeah the DT names are like Hab-Zone DX 349-2 Dreyko

[grizzled aspen]

And they have abbreviations.

[spare dome]

i do have them memorized now but it took so much longer

[grizzled aspen]

Hab dreyko is significantly easier than bothering to remember all the numbers.

But like, the hourglass is the area, the maps are excise vault, refinery delta, and relay station(?).

[spare dome]

ye

[open bramble]

i remember carnival

[grizzled aspen]

I always get relay station and commsplex mixed up.

[grizzled aspen]

Carnival is an area. :)

[open bramble]

shit

[grizzled aspen]

Missions are mercantile, warren, and dark communion.

[fleet zealot]

some missions i understand but sometimes maps i don't get

like

how you confuse torrent and hourglass

their names are literally referencing the environment

[grizzled aspen]

Obligatory all hourglass missions fucking suck.

[long oasis]

does havoc ever have the boss fight maps?

I don't think I've seen one before

[fleet zealot]

probably not because they already have captains on missions

it's a smallish limited pool

[long oasis]

pity

[misty nova]

Not Hard enough or something

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146476778999783434/1257355750498369607/gifkitties_-_1751470205652332749_1.gif

[livid rampart]

What up hooligans

[hearty nebula]

not much

chilling

thinking about french toast while being incapable of making french toast

(eggs are currently prohibitively expensive where i live)

[livid rampart]

I want to work on art but right now my mind has created a mental block to it

Like I can do it

I have everything

But

[spare dome]

maybe some french toast will inspire you

[plush estuary]

Thats it, sends StormFiend to orbit

[hearty nebula]

draw swagger kissing morrow instead

[remote lark]

I want French toast

[hearty nebula]

None for u

ur mean

:(

[livid rampart]

Again?

Wait

[hearty nebula]

No last time he kissed rannick

[livid rampart]

You said swagger

[hearty nebula]

yeah

[livid rampart]

I have a wip of rannick smut so thays something

But thats bluesky later things

[hearty nebula]

draw me kissing rannick

[remote lark]

what

ok

that's enough zealot chat for today

[livid rampart]

AHAHA

[remote lark]

yall have outfreaked the furry

[hearty nebula]

publicly? yes

privately? god no

[hearty nebula]

[livid rampart]

OH NO

WHERES MY PEN

[remote lark]

I eated it

[hearty nebula]

I CANT SAY IT NOOOO

1984

[fleet zealot]

To the moon

[drowsy steppe]

the last 2 maps of the expedition to the citadel of eternity is peak VT2 map for me

[hearty nebula]

in that case

[hearty nebula]

i also eated it

[grizzled aspen]

I know how to make it! :3

[remote lark]

you'd poison me

[carmine falcon]

damn brunt is a nice guy only took 100k

[grizzled aspen]

I would not. :(

[carmine falcon]

now we ball

[grizzled aspen]

I actually like cooking for people...

[uneven galleon]

Furry

[carmine falcon]

holy what is this moveset

this is gonna retire my evis

[grizzled aspen]

Now try mk2 and embrace uppercut supremacy.

[remote lark]

Nuh uh

[carmine falcon]

oh im playing the uppercut version

because uppercuts are funny

[remote lark]

(Mkx is better)

[drowsy steppe]

wrong

[carmine falcon]

what's cooler > better
i use the worse evis

[livid rampart]

Okay just waiting for my heart to slow

[remote lark]

malice players don't get to tell me I'm wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Keep this opinion up and you're not getting french toast...

[drowsy steppe]

still wrong

[remote lark]

it's not an opinion

you're just an uppercutcel

[drowsy steppe]

objectively wrong

[remote lark]

ur trying to bait me

it's working

explode

[grizzled aspen]

💥

[uneven galleon]

What if i have true survivor and i think its wrong

[uneven galleon]

Checkmate

[remote lark]

you're a furry so you dont

suspiciously wealthy furries pay for carries

[grizzled aspen]

is a suspiciously wealthy furry

plays with me all the time

[remote lark]

where's my clear frog

[livid rampart]

probably works IT

[vague depot]

I had to pull out the lucky cat and prayed so hard I lost blood circulation in my hands that you would get a heart attack and die

[remote lark]

nda

[uneven galleon]

I live paycheck to paycheck

[grizzled aspen]

You want a h40 clear tomorrow night? Done.

[remote lark]

spent it all on darktide carries

[livid rampart]

I was freaking out because I couldn’t find my stylus

[vague depot]

To hell with you

[grizzled aspen]

Also I havent been paid so...

🤷

[misty ravine]

Mk2 horde combo being push attack and heavies may be worse for Scourge+IOD but also better for staying switched on longer 🤔

[livid rampart]

We’re already there

[vague depot]

It’s not enough

I need you gone

Make a new layer

[obsidian prairie]

No Heavy light loop?

[clever swan]

any knowers know why 2 full bosses can spawn at once? is it because of the ogryn event? a glitch? intentional?

[remote lark]

True!
although mitigated by more cleave on heavies hitting more enemies

So I dunno how that pans out numerically

[carmine falcon]

what did enlarged fish mean by this

[uneven galleon]

You have two minutes to take it back before i go no more mr nice guy

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-dog-tough-dog-red-mask-dog-gif-23418245

[misty ravine]

I thought heat per swing was the same no matter how many enemies were hit. Could be wrong

[remote lark]

I've seen a few ppl say it's on hit

I'm unsure

[carmine falcon]

do these blessings actually allow for different playstyles or has the weapon been optimized already

[grizzled aspen]

Inb4 another 4 hour psykhanium Lumii spreadsheet:

[misty ravine]

Push Attack Heavy loop may not be optimal but it is comfy

[remote lark]

I wrote that

R u calling me fat

[remote lark]

Yes

And yes

[carmine falcon]

no im saying why would fatshark make it like this

sounds like an easy fix

[remote lark]

Relic mkx takes piety and rampage/cranial spams lights to stack scourge and get enduring/invoc uptime

Relic mk2 takes cranial/rampage or cranial/heatsink and takes a no crit ij build

Mark influences playstyle more than blessings

[carmine falcon]

sick
ill try both out

[remote lark]

Check pins

I have builds posted

[carmine falcon]

will do

[magic basin]

decent eviscerator skin when

[carmine falcon]

thanks for tips

[remote lark]

cool ones in shop rn methinks

page 3

[carmine falcon]

i always come here when my i dont understand something in this game and there's always a cool guide so thanks

[remote lark]

np

[magic basin]

i have all available weapon cosmetics preview mod and i dont like any of the existing ones need something cool

[remote lark]

use weapon customization

:3

[sterile basalt]

Best evicerator skin prob the cadian one

[misty ravine]

Cranial/Wrath recommended for Havoc, even mid-Havoc if I'm honest.

Some people like Energy Leakage but it's a lot harder to edge heat than Peril and you need 91+% to get the full benefit.

[remote lark]

yes

it's even good out of havoc

cause it ruins the swords rlly clean horde breakpoints and lets u stack scourge rlly fast

[brave cedar]

hi chat

[magic basin]

its too junky

[brave cedar]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1162146228839133223

anyone wanna chill

we have two slots

[magic basin]

that green one is almost cool but its GREEN like why it doesnt fit

[misty ravine]

I don't mind the mastery skin for Eviscerator. Still the too-bright red but a chain blade housing being painted sits a lot better with me than painting an actual blade

[livid rampart]

No one needs to know this

But Rannick’s hair is just a really dark mint blue

[magic basin]

if this was black not green

[livid rampart]

Im getting mpreg by a furry

[clever swan]

the mpreg spectre watches over us all

[misty ravine]

How sure are we that Rannick's hair isn't just greasy and reflecting the sickly green/blue lighting in the mourningstar

[vague depot]

you know when the stomach ingests poison they have a system that allows them to eject it

the mind doesnt have that

[livid rampart]

Its just color picking hair

[vague depot]

i have to remember the shit you all say

[livid rampart]

Black hair tends to be really dark desaturated blue-green

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frogs-attack-frog-fight-fight-gif-12598634918728865416

[misty ravine]

Recolored black weapon skin? That'll be 700 Aquilas, go see the money changer for Aquilas (in increments of 500 because of course)

Act now before it's gone!

[brave cedar]

were feelin havocy in this vc @vague depot wanna join

[vague depot]

havoc

tyesir

[brave cedar]

yeag

[misty ravine]

Yes it does, it's called bleach

[copper hawk]

Frown

I desummon u

I release u

Be free

[remote lark]

I will never be free of the weight of my sins.

:3

[copper hawk]

Oh from those

The weight will be tremendous

And the sins aplenty

U have plenty meowre 2 commit bark tuah !!

[remote lark]

Thank you gloopy ouppy

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/yup-gif-18168616

[remote lark]

Berry cool

[copper hawk]

Dont thank me

[clever swan]

maybe hell will be cool

[copper hawk]

Thank urself..

[uneven galleon]

Me at midnight on my way to ruin your havoc games with crusher martyrdom:

[copper hawk]

Theyre ur sinz..

Teehee !

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-played-these-games-before-seong-gi-hun-squid-game-i've-played-these-games-already-netflix-gif-16480153790313233198

the human language has been tainted

[brave cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306326946086518864/1330352414414602312/ezgif-6-0d2232ef80.gif

[brave cedar]

how im feelin rn

[copper hawk]

Look at this fella

I love him

[rocky nacelle]

i can 1 up him

[remote lark]

the gloop...

[grizzled aspen]

The WHAPT

[remote lark]

@copper hawk

the gloopster...

[grizzled aspen]

Chat do I eat this entire bag of sour patch kids and stay up all night to do a potential 12 hour shift tomorrow or do I go to bed?

[remote lark]

[copper hawk]

Anomalocaris

[remote lark]

havocs...

[sterile basalt]

Never knew the English alphabet could be assembled this way

[remote lark]

I love that persin

[grizzled aspen]

Convince me.

[remote lark]

I met them

They're so innocent

[copper hawk]

Wat

R u high

[remote lark]

The person from the anomalocaris clip

I met them

Does anybody have it

[grizzled aspen]

"What the hell are you?"
"...I'm an anomolocaris!"

[copper hawk]

The person from the video

[remote lark]

YUH

They're super sweet

I wish I added them

[copper hawk]

Is an extinct species of shrimp

[grizzled aspen]

Youd corrupt them.

Freaky freak...

[copper hawk]

Like u corrupted frog... more

[remote lark]

I only do that to furries

[grizzled aspen]

I was already corrupted.

You let ONE latina ruin your life and you descend into the depths of madness for about 2 years and never fully crawl back out.

[clever swan]

this image has bait by having an allosaurus be compared to a trex in terms of size

[remote lark]

Has cica met The Woman

They'd fold instantly methinks

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[misty ravine]

Maybe it's one of those meme Allosaurs like Giganotosaurus

[remote lark]

@brave cedar

hi scary lady

can you blackmail frog into staying up for havocs tonight

ty

[clever swan]

i guess, i doubt it since it has such big ridges

[misty ravine]

Meanwhile, Anthropocene enjoyers:

[brave cedar]

hhiiiii

also idk lol

[hearty nebula]

god emperor of mogkind

[remote lark]

hiiii

[misty nova]

Mewing Crusade

[copper hawk]

The What

[remote lark]

[remote lark]

The Lady

[copper hawk]

Tomboy ??

Or the other one

[remote lark]

yes

she scary

:(

[copper hawk]

Ohg

[rocky nacelle]

she must have told him to sit

🐕‍🦺

or somethin

[remote lark]

most profound darktide experience of my life

seared directly into my brain

[remote lark]

YEAH THEM

They're SOOO cute

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/anomalocaris-get-real-cambrian-the-endless-halo-infinite-gif-22865121

[clever swan]

best vrchat moment: https://youtu.be/f3kL16kZJrg

[copper hawk]

Fuck anomalocaris

All my homies hate them

[spare talon]

well you have no homies so

[copper hawk]

Post made by Hallucigenia gang

I have many homiez

All u have is a boyfriend

[royal vortex]

friends are lame. enemies are much more entertaining

[spare talon]

continuing to make up lies

[hearty nebula]

so true breastie

[copper hawk]

Oooh keeeee eeeeez !!

@vernal terrace

[hearty nebula]

FUCK U

[winged aspen]

I got sniped

[hearty nebula]

EBIL

MEAN

[copper hawk]

She's their new like

Goon fuel

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/splunger-isopod-rolly-poly-pill-bug-meme-gif-2092182872017611564

[rocky nacelle]

zealot chat used to be believable

[copper hawk]

Kid named dodge slide

[vernal terrace]

whats happening

[copper hawk]

It's true

[copper hawk]

#zealot-class message

[vernal terrace]

lol

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-peter-parker-tom-holland-spider-man-no-way-home-contemplating-gif-23878415

[misty ravine]

Zealot chat is eminently believable

In an "I wouldn't put it past them" sense

[royal vortex]

so true

[copper hawk]

Do u believe this ?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-i-show-speed-crash-out-funny-gif-8363744719394755136

[obsidian prairie]

Two full ass charges of FotF and you fold

[clever swan]

coulda definitely survived at least a little longer