zealot-class

[violet hornet]

try this https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aae97b9-200f-4c8b-829a-27211f85fc86/bonk-13

[polar nexus]

Yes please. Use this.

[hearty nebula]

Leave

[wanton fossil]

well that isn't very nice

[hearty nebula]

Either that

or whip out the speedrunning build and leave them in the fucking dust

[wanton fossil]

Gotta say

I'm doing pretty fucking well with this build

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dff03de-3275-46c9-b1e7-64cc20caf66e/i-judge-thee

[hearty nebula]

Not again

😭

[sullen forge]

we encourage getting absolutely fucking petty with Shroud Loner speedrunners and outpacing them with other classes in this household

[grizzled aspen]

Hardstuck malice build...

[wanton fossil]

I'm not even joking

[hearty nebula]

Me when i Disrupt Destiny and blow them off the fucking edge with a barrel

[sullen forge]

Disrupt + Mettle + Warp Speed

[grizzled aspen]

Warp speed scriers + dd + knife + hold 1 + sprint heavy:

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-my-speed-old-man-speed-match-gif-2684251337022790829

[hearty nebula]

^

[wanton fossil]

Though fwiw I'm staying in coherency because I'm not a shitter

[hearty nebula]

I wish DD stacks decayed instead of disappearing all at once

:(

[sullen forge]

They do decay

[wanton fossil]

Which I suppose means I'm not playing it right

[sullen forge]

have you just never noticed?

[hearty nebula]

No

[wanton fossil]

time to start taking off like a little arsehole

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/we-move-faster-gojo-faster-jjk-faster-seuev-faster-gif-23167443

[hearty nebula]

I usually don't even look at my buffs ngl

[sullen forge]

OH

Oh I probably know why

[misty nova]

Don't worry

DD stops tracking at some point

But still there

[sullen forge]

You probably aren't running Lingering Influence

which is like a must take imo

[misty nova]

Because FS doesn't want me to spread Perfectionism propaganda

[sullen forge]

makes it so much easier to maintain

[hearty nebula]

I run it

[sullen forge]

but Perfectionist is if you can constantly kill the marked enemies

I swap between the two

depending on build

But yeah they decay by 1 stack per X amount of time

[hearty nebula]

yea

I run lingering & cruel fortune

Hit max scriers gaze stacks easier from weakspot kills too

[sullen forge]

I can respect Cruel but honestly I just dont really pick that one up that much cause I usually drop the marked enemy immediately

[hearty nebula]

so it's just like

big benefits

[sullen forge]

By Crack of Bone just being borderline cheating with Peril % with like

any melee psyker build

[hallow oxide]

I’m running a chorus zealot build centered around melee crits

Been really nice so far

[stone fern]

🚬

waited days for a high shock ogryn mission

just when i got one

[wanton fossil]

Nah last night @livid rampart and I tested our beautiful builds in Malice before jumping back into the damnation pool

[stone fern]

smyker....

i wanna cry bros............

[livid rampart]

I just want my penances don’t act like i want this

[wanton fossil]

DEEP DOWN YOU LOVE IT

[hearty nebula]

[livid rampart]

It would be so cool if you sent this to me

[stone fern]

wtf is this

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/fifth-element-gary-oldman-scifi-dissapointed-gif-18439417

[hearty nebula]

I DID

A WEEK AGO

YOU GOOB

[livid rampart]

OH

I CANT READ

IM SO SORRY

[sullen forge]

Neiryn's Magnum Opus

[hearty nebula]

YOU FUCKING IDIOT IM GOING TO KISS YOU

[sullen forge]

That's what it is

[hearty nebula]

[sullen forge]

I'd literally look in here rarely

see progress being worked on it and just went

[livid rampart]

[sullen forge]

yeah thats going to be fucking funny

[hearty nebula]

Just waiting for the opportunity to use it in bricky's server

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[wanton fossil]

There’s only one person who can do that

[pale spindle]

Rannick right b4 executing us

[hearty nebula]

HUH

rannick freaky....

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19495137

[pale spindle]

where is that drawing of Rannick and Swagger making out, ill show yall how freaky he is

[stone fern]

i feel like the sniper here got me mid slide

chat is this tru?

[hearty nebula]

@livid rampart

[sullen forge]

Excuse me?

[clever swan]

whats ur ping

[pale spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auAvDJlMOQ8

[sullen forge]

He shot you the moment you initiated the slide

so you weren't immune

[sullen forge]

basically you did it too late

[stone fern]

i think 60?

[pale spindle]

ty

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[stone fern]

its so over

[pale spindle]

wait no

thats Morrow

[hearty nebula]

LOVE WINS

[pale spindle]

where is Swagger?

[clever swan]

could be that i guess, though i would've answered that if you said anything >30

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-oldman-chest-treasure-happy-gif-10281534

[hearty nebula]

shut up gale

[pale spindle]

Ty 😊

[sullen forge]

never

[pale spindle]

Waiter waiter more

boys kissing

Pls

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/trepang2-gif-13632318415311074297

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/how-about-i-kill-you-how-about-it-kill-you-instead-fucking-die-gif-25365917

:3

[wanton fossil]

I second this

[stone fern]

oh

[sullen forge]

how I feel getting told I will be killed

[stone fern]

ok i guess i have 4 ping?

[clever swan]

you gotta get the mod to truly know

[stone fern]

not gonna happen any time soon 🚬

[hearty nebula]

gneep gnarp

[wanton fossil]

@livid rampart remember that time my ping was in the 400’s for MY REGION

[clever swan]

noob noob noob noob noob noob noob noob

[pale spindle]

Legion is European

[hearty nebula]

my ping the other day for US East was like 300

[livid rampart]

If you connected to my router it probable be better

[hearty nebula]

im in central US

😭

West was like 400 minimum

[wanton fossil]

It was the same EVERYWHERE for me

[stone fern]

i am not european

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-eto-bleh-eule-silly-bleh-gif-6884929700246845438

[stone fern]

im just staying here for now

[wanton fossil]

Idk if Darktide decided I was in the fucking ocean or what

[hearty nebula]

hello cyn

[stone fern]

also >legion

that is NOT my name

i HATE LEGION

REEEE

[clever swan]

that's the only word in your name, to be fair

[hard nexus]

[hearty nebula]

change ur name to something that isnt stupid then

noob

[sullen forge]

im either hallucinating or this thing just fucking blinked

[pale spindle]

Thank God

[stone fern]

FINE

[hearty nebula]

you're hallucinating

take your meds

schizo

[stone fern]

legion bad worst book ever

[hard nexus]

[hearty nebula]

[hard nexus]

if you would please consult the chart

[wanton fossil]

Yeaaaah look at those pings

[pale spindle]

Where is that Rat RP in the server?

[sullen forge]

Skaven invading MY 40k server....

[clever swan]

(ear piercing roar) hello fellow humans

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/rato-rat-gif-22696051

[pale spindle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hearty nebula]

WHY DID THEY SHAVE HIM

ILLEGAL!!!!!

[pale spindle]

@dusty spruce get out of the cringe Psyker chat😬, this is your new home

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-gif-23587927

[livid rampart]

Thank you

[clever swan]

??

[hearty nebula]

You're welcome breastie

xo

[livid rampart]

xx

[modern lintel]

evil acts

[dusty spruce]

.0.

Squeak ;D

[stone fern]

https://www.instagram.com/131stchild/reel/DBRNDoiNIav/
this is real life kid....

[solar gorge]

evil actions done for a low amount of currency

[stone fern]

instagram doesnt embed?

damn

[spare dome]

its da rat

[stone fern]

it was funny and relevant...

[solar gorge]

instagram will be banned in the us, taking place tomorrow

[clever swan]

if only

[wanton fossil]

Enabling me as well

[clever swan]

all real chads are switching to xiaohongshu

[stone fern]

STOP

[pale spindle]

🫡

[wanton fossil]

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/nutbqlss-xi-jinping-my-beloved-china-peoples-republic-gif-25661913

[livid rampart]

[red thunder]

One of the most…respected men in WWE history

https://youtu.be/MZtH3dgwGUs?si=f4QEbTtzU2YvyJha

[livid rampart]

We should continue with our bad choices

And play another game of carnival with me

[wanton fossil]

Fuck yes

And it’s not a bad choice

[livid rampart]

Stream it in strike party?

[wanton fossil]

My build is OP and redefining the meta

[wanton fossil]

Sho thang

[livid rampart]

Please I want to be delusional today

[wanton fossil]

I’m delulu every day

[modern lintel]

@median steeple

[wanton fossil]

...anyone want to play with us? 😇

[potent gate]

what doing

[opaque island]

when your mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

[wanton fossil]

finishing a penance for @livid rampart

He needs one more carnival mission completed so he can get Ring Master

[hearty nebula]

im down

[vague depot]

Your build gave about half of zealot chat stomach issues

[modern lintel]

evil abomination

[sullen forge]

What in the fuck is this zealot cooking

HT Shred Caxe

[placid fiber]

Someone let the pyromaniac cook >.>'

[fleet zealot]

gotta crit

[copper hawk]

Gnarp.

[hearty nebula]

Gneep!

im watching hadron put in their talent points and im sobbing

[hard bough]

Gnoop

[modern lintel]

@copper hawk

[copper hawk]

Me and the gizmo..

[copper hawk]

Post laundry is such a funny statement

Like it's some tremendous event that ur world will never be the same after

Post war.. post recession.. post collapse.. post laundry..

[hexed igloo]

Yeah, correct

Cos you got all ur a list clothes back in the game

[copper hawk]

Green shirt and

Actually nvm

I get all my socks back..

I understandz naow..

[hearty nebula]

Yea

[placid fiber]

post apocalyptic

[copper hawk]

Yea.

[placid fiber]

getting ur socks back is a big deal

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922656638190645309/1281807897893798008/caption-1.gif

[placid fiber]

there I think

[winged aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasad-gif-23310565

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/teamwahoo-don-quixote-limbus-company-gif-9353416952663371780

guys it says gullible on the floor

[winged aspen]

I love darktide yo…

[opaque island]

freakin stupid looking at the ceiling

[copper hawk]

I love don quixote..

LIMBUSH CAMPANEEE !!

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/DElSHHKSYsQ/ @median steeple @hard nexus

[plush estuary]

@lean cairn Eating lunch then we can play

I just finished the event

[lean cairn]

sure

[polar nexus]

Imagine me with 3 Stam and 36 block efficiency

[wanton fossil]

Some people can’t handle positive change smh

[lean cairn]

i do shred bromentum cause im different

[median steeple]

bug !

[stone fern]

🚬

chat

i have seen hell

2 people

went afk

7 times

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[stone fern]

one person went afk right before the end event

[hearty nebula]

have you tried not playing with pubs

[stone fern]

no

[hearty nebula]

should just invite me smh my head

[stone fern]

ngl

i thought about alt tabbing and asking for backup

but i realized i enjoy suffering

[hearty nebula]

(im bored and want to play with someone)

[stone fern]

wanna boost me more?

[wanton fossil]

Shoulda known you’d be game 🤝

[hearty nebula]

only late by an hour

[copper hawk]

Clad u r noob

[hearty nebula]

even though i've been in the vc the whole damn time

[stone fern]

STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME

[wanton fossil]

Time to spontaneously boot someone 🤣

[hearty nebula]

REAL

[wanton fossil]

Spin the wheel lmao

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[wanton fossil]

@livid rampart

[hearty nebula]

who's getting the executioner's axe

[wanton fossil]

ROLL THE DICE BABYEEEEE

[modern lintel]

behold

[copper hawk]

Nop

U got meme removed from pinz

2 appease ur beloved grublord

[hearty nebula]

wghat meme

[copper hawk]

HE ownz the pinz..

[hearty nebula]

OH do u mean dorncord

[copper hawk]

Wasnt even my meme..

[hearty nebula]

lame

nvm

stopped caring

[copper hawk]

Make sure u remove psycho's 2 as wlel

U know

For consistency

Unless ..

Teehee !

Did I do thaaaaat ?

[hearty nebula]

i dont mean u im still down to join sef

i was talking about stinkatrice's pin

[modern lintel]

clad doesnt talk in dorncord anymore bullied to much

[wanton fossil]

OOOOH lol

[copper hawk]

I didnt have 1 pinned

[stone fern]

yes

serious stuff only

[copper hawk]

Someone posted a funny image of a strike team

[stone fern]

pins are for guides not memes

[copper hawk]

Clad whined 2 a mod cuz it was one meme among ten other guides

For his grublord

[stone fern]

i will hold down zealot chat

[vague depot]

Get a load of this guy

[stone fern]

i will slaughter other games

[copper hawk]

Im currently engaged in a jihad against grubs and their grublords

[hearty nebula]

i mean

[vague depot]

Fun police is crazy

[stone fern]

i will BE THE LIGHT

[copper hawk]

Yes they r for memes

[copper hawk]

Look in our pins

[vague depot]

OF

[copper hawk]

Look in every other chat

[hearty nebula]

im pretty sure half the shit in pins is outdated anyways

lol

[vague depot]

OF

[copper hawk]

Dont kid urself

Grah

IS IT ZO HARD 2 TELL THE TROOF !!

[wanton fossil]

I want it noted that I refer to you as “series of numbers”

[copper hawk]

Yah we clal him numberz guy too

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-wtf-wth-gif-26435332

[copper hawk]

Or pootis

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/furetto-ferret-chat-chat-morta-dead-chat-gif-20967081

[wanton fossil]

And I just said aloud “series of numbers is going to kill me”

[copper hawk]

Sometimez i wish i could unfriend clad twice

[vague depot]

Cole is the only mf in this entire server who doesn’t call me numbers

[wanton fossil]

I know better 😇

[copper hawk]

I call y pootis

U*

[vague depot]

And he only did it one time before going back to calling me numbers

[copper hawk]

Cuz ur name

[modern lintel]

i dont unfriend unless youre evil iv still got ppl added from 7 years ago i havent talked to in the 7 years

[vague depot]

Thank you gloopy ouppy

Wait

You’re cici

Hi

[copper hawk]

Hai

[vague depot]

Your entire friend group is a permanent stain on my innocence

[wanton fossil]

We are fucking delights

[jovial cosmos]

You say that as if its a bad thing

[copper hawk]

A new grubhive ??

Woa..

[hearty nebula]

im listening to this vc

"crusher is one of the best weapons in the game"

i wish, little bro

[copper hawk]

That's troo

[hearty nebula]

i wish

[copper hawk]

It is

[hearty nebula]

nah it's

eh

[jovial cosmos]

Just because you cant use it doesnt make it bad

[hearty nebula]

not bad

[vague depot]

It is a solid weapon though

[jovial cosmos]

Smh

[copper hawk]

Slaught skullcrusher

[vague depot]

It’s great

You just suck gg

[copper hawk]

Unyield cara

It has great damage and the best cc

[vague depot]

Respectable damage and the ability to stagger anything that isn’t a boss

[opaque island]

it also stuns pretty much everything

[vague depot]

Is that not cracked

[copper hawk]

It has a finesse multiplier on its PA

It's one of the best non broken weapons

[wanton fossil]

I love my combat knife with lacerate and flesh tearer

[copper hawk]

It's mid A tier tbh

[vague depot]

It’s a fun weapon that you can use anywhere and succeed

[hearty nebula]

special PA or just PA

[copper hawk]

Just PA

[vague depot]

Normal pa

[hearty nebula]

special attack just feels dookie whenever i use it

[vague depot]

That thing is stupid powerful in a lot of situations

Use it for stagger not damage

[copper hawk]

It's cuz it kinda js

It has weird damage modifiers

[hearty nebula]

yeah even then

[copper hawk]

But staggers everything

Bullies, crushers

[vague depot]

Fym even then

[copper hawk]

I forget but it has like

[hearty nebula]

im bullie u....

[copper hawk]

Infinite cleave so

[modern lintel]

i only play zeal for relic rn tbh otherwise id stll be on vet

[copper hawk]

It's a wpn that requires a significant amount of mechanical skill to use effectively

Relatively speaking

Combos, damage numbers knowledge, general mechanical skill in gameplay etc

[modern lintel]

psyker staffs melee also have infi cleave

[copper hawk]

It's the HGH of Darktide

[vague depot]

It didn’t feel that complicated

[copper hawk]

It's cuz it's not

[vague depot]

It was just that you couldn’t light/heavy spam your way through eveyrthing

[copper hawk]

Relatively speaking it is

[vague depot]

It’s not that bad it’s just fun

[copper hawk]

Yah

It has a few different combos

[vague depot]

Literally just give it a shot it’s not dueling sword but it gets the job done

[copper hawk]

It's complicated relative to other zeal weapons

It's a mixed horde management tool built for sustain

So that's where the mechanical skill comes in

If ur bad at landing headshots or arent very good at spacing, positioning, or dodging ur gonna get chummed w it

[vague depot]

Knock thing over and keep them knocked down

Gg

[copper hawk]

Since it takes a bit to get its damage ramped up

[mighty root]

I didn’t know the staff thrust attack could knock ragers out of their combo

[modern lintel]

the onslaught does not relent

[lean cairn]

advanced movement tech

[grand tangle]

how tf

[lean cairn]

advanced movement tech

[grand tangle]

how tho

[lean cairn]

my zealot has strong legs

[vague depot]

This mf trimped in darktide

[hearty nebula]

Boing

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[lean cairn]

i was about to get chain overheaded too

[vague depot]

He really was the holy storm

[lean cairn]

so funny

looked intentional almost

[stone fern]

no it was intentional

you can totally do it on command

[lean cairn]

it just comes naturally to me

[stone fern]

so tru so tru

[plucky gate]

what the

[wet rain]

I have learned the ways of the dagger 🤤

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-uladzislau-hancharou-olympics-gymnastics-high-jump-gif-22528533

[placid fiber]

square square triangle?

[wet rain]

I play on PC

but

maybe

question mark

[placid fiber]

All I know is I've heard someone say that before >.>

I think it was for a god of war game tho

[wet rain]

my ratqueen build now has options 🫡

I was using duelling sword before, will probably still use that mainly but it's nice to switch it up

[placid fiber]

dueling sword is great for when your randos are lacking in the brains department

When they have no wrinkles

[wet rain]

I <3 duelling sword, wouldn't take anything else into H40

feels so good to use

buuut I do feel like I'm getting too comfortable with using it too much

so for aurics I'll switch to dagger I think

[placid fiber]

for aurics and below pretty much any weapon is viable

[wet rain]

yeee, for sure

[placid fiber]

All that matters is you are having fun

[wet rain]

yaa

dagger my beloved

[nimble fiber]

[wet rain]

I also love relic blade ofc

[copper hawk]

This server has so many geniuses..

[placid fiber]

YEET

[copper hawk]

Wow

That's actually rlly cool

[wet rain]

wowie

yeah

[copper hawk]

I should do a taxe run w the event modifier

Wtf.

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[hexed igloo]

You should to tax evasion

America discovering propaganda is propaganda

[placid fiber]

[copper hawk]

Make post about mao

Get banned

Be vindicated

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/maomao-gif-14459552650234032744

[placid fiber]

This? :3

[copper hawk]

Make winnie the pooh post

Get banned

Be vindicated [2]

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-pooh-bear-gif-12276100

[placid fiber]

This one?

[copper hawk]

Banned

[placid fiber]

[copper hawk]

Xi does not approve

Social credit docked

Make public apology on national tv or never get a loan ever again

Ur choice noob..

[placid fiber]

I choose the latter

I haven't ever gotten a loan <.<'

[placid fiber]

So take that, cica!

[fleet zealot]

lil baby

[placid fiber]

cute

[hearty nebula]

"love is in the air tonight"
WRONG, IT'S POX GAS

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-dogecoin-fart-gas-stinky-gif-8945574110891947267

Don't you guys love it when you get a cold sore that makes it look like you got punched in the face?

a few days ago the left side of my lip was hella swollen

[hexed igloo]

I don't really get that I just get nosebleeds that look like I got shot

Made the rookie mistake of scratching my nose bc it was itchy earlier, lost about 1/4 cup of blood

[sullen forge]

How it feels arguing with someone and you notice they're a furry

[placid fiber]

Oof

I've gotten those before

Maybe not quite that bad, but, not a lot better

[hexed igloo]

I get like 1 per week, sometimes more

Really should get my nose cauterized

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-10061070920122192479

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[copper hawk]

Digging for gold

Got redstone

[dry hinge]

Never understood the idea of furries. Very fucking weird to me but whatever

[hexed igloo]

Double typo moment

[dry hinge]

Not hurting me

[copper hawk]

Yo mama moment

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[copper hawk]

Inappropriately aggressive and butthurt retort goes here

[hexed igloo]

My mum can barely speak a sentence without bringing up chemtrails

[copper hawk]

This space 4 rent

[copper hawk]

It's cuz of the chemtrails

That's y

[hexed igloo]

Fuck you might be onto something

[solar gorge]

i work on the planes who are tasked to spread the chemtrails it's true

[hexed igloo]

I was the chems in the trails it's true

[modern lintel]

reddit chem trail spreader ama

[hexed igloo]

Most racist man alive ama

[solar gorge]

it's usually just sawdust because the government is going broke

hlkep

[placid fiber]

Like "ur face"?

[sullen forge]

I don't get it 😦

[uneven galleon]

It smells like diagnosed autistic

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheddar-bob-cat-run-walk-old-gif-14160321639145748621

[hexed igloo]

Too late diagnosed autistic

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-attack-gif-24550066

[hexed igloo]

There's only one plague doctor I accept and I forgot her handle but she be breaking it down so fucking hard

[copper hawk]

I think a smell

That should exist in like perfumes in colognes

Is the smell of old books, like a big library

Bibliostinka

[hexed igloo]

It does, you just gotta dig for it

[stone fern]

ok stinky

[copper hawk]

I love that smell so much

[solar gorge]

that's called old dust

[hexed igloo]

I can probably pull one up if you give me a min

[copper hawk]

I love the smell of old books

[solar gorge]

don't clean your room for a month and you'll get that smell for free

[modern lintel]

eucalyptus

[copper hawk]

Nope

Eucs dont smell like that

[hexed igloo]

https://www.lmching.com/products/maison-margiela-unisex-replica-whispers-in-library-eau-de-toilette-30ml?currency=NZD&country=NZ&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google Shopping&stkn=b0e27958da51&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAv628BhC2ARIsAIJIiK_ykQaoWNx_r8ad4ZpaX1VdPk6p912-ET4weJNY1ak83LnUd56Hn2AaAs15EALw_wcB enjoy

[copper hawk]

Bibliosmia is the word used to describe the process of the musty smell formed in book repositories as the paper in them ages

Literally means book smell

Bibliostinka wasnt 2 far off

[hexed igloo]

I would probably go for the parfum if it's findable

[copper hawk]

Whispers in the library..

Thanks schizocat poster

[hexed igloo]

Perfume got some very literal names sometimes

[hexed igloo]

Np

If you have some niche thing you want to find I'm really good at googling

[modern lintel]

the two colognes i use rn are claiborne mambo and versasce blue jeans

[solar gorge]

i too know how to put text in the bar

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

A feat to some actually

Especially here ,,

[hexed igloo]

I use black opium for winter, and mysterious nightmare before Christmas branded perfume for summer (it's unironically actually really good)

[copper hawk]

Asbestos isnt harmful because they never remove it why havent i heard about an asbestos removal if it's so dangerous huh ?

[modern lintel]

my favorite incense is opium

[copper hawk]

My fav convo from recent memory here in zeal chat

I like lavender and rosemary

Also good smells

[hexed igloo]

Based and real

[solar gorge]

i have bags of dried lavender in my wardrobe

[hexed igloo]

I love cardamom, sandalwood, lavender, lily

[copper hawk]

Kid named google

[hexed igloo]

If you or a loved one suffers from mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

[modern lintel]

i need to get a cologne that has the sandal wood tobacco hay thing going on

[hexed igloo]

I'll look into it

[copper hawk]

I dont wear cologne or perfumes usually

Like at all

[hexed igloo]

You gotta

[modern lintel]

this is why ur stinky

[copper hawk]

I raw dog it w my default boysmell

No pun intended

Paw-n intended ?

[solar gorge]

awful

[copper hawk]

Crowd murmurs in general dissent

[modern lintel]

no fetishs in my zealot chat!!

[solar gorge]

just add it to the pile

[copper hawk]

No such thing as a joke

[hexed igloo]

Any other specific notes? Anything you don't want?

[copper hawk]

So much for the tolerant left..

[uneven galleon]

L*berals? More like sus ohio

Checkmate

[modern lintel]

i wonder what johnny silverhand smelled like

[solar gorge]

cigarette

[hexed igloo]

Blood, smoke, iron, tobacco, probably whiskey, sweat, maybe a little piss

[solar gorge]

top 10 inspiring Cyberpunk 2077 quote

[placid fiber]

"but what if all I have is wood?"

[heady rapids]

a little? the dude acts like he styles his hair with piss

[hexed igloo]

@modern lintel reading the notes, this one will probably be the closest to what you're looking for https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Anthologie-by-Lucien-Ferrero-Maitre-Parfumeur/Par-Amour-Pour-Lui-54860.html

Take it with a grain of salt though I'm no professional

[hexed igloo]

Nah he's a sigma male he styles his hair with his goon juice

[modern lintel]

is bro secretly jeremy fragrance or something

[copper hawk]

He removed the google lookup link this time

He's a machine learning algorithm

[hexed igloo]

No lmao I just like perfume, and I genuinely really like doing stuff like this

I be an ass but I like to help sometimes

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/leobylaw-gif-15034233754465555701

[grizzled aspen]

Perfume smells pretty. :)

[lean cairn]

ok yea headteaker is better than bromentum on taxe

[placid fiber]

Depends on the mark, iirc. Cause the 7 wants headtaker + bromentum

[lean cairn]

i take shred

[placid fiber]

the mk2 is shred + headtaker iirc

[hexed igloo]

Damn chat dead as fuck I leave for half an hour and I can still see my last message

Deadest I've seen this chat so far

[placid fiber]

Yeah it goes silent every now and then

[hard nexus]

i prefer HT BM

[hard nexus]

cuz i’m not here

[placid fiber]

all I know is what I hear people say

[merry flume]

you tried talking about personal hygeine in a warhammer discord that's why it died

[placid fiber]

Did you know taking showers make you cleaner?

[merry flume]

[placid fiber]

And how brushing your teeth makes them stay healthier?

[merry flume]

truege

falsge

[placid fiber]

Cica is silent reacting lol

[hexed igloo]

Be me
Shower once a month
Really itchy
have shower
itch goes away

Holy shit bros I think washing actually helps

[placid fiber]

idk, I think it needs more in field testing

Quick, make cica take one

[hexed igloo]

Bitches love a guy that washes his ass

[placid fiber]

shudders I still can't believe people don't wipe their fucking asses after going lol

[hexed igloo]

Also crazy thing I thought was a joke, people leaving skidmarks on shit

[placid fiber]

That's not a joke either x.x

[hexed igloo]

Then I found out a startling amount of guys just don't wipe because it's gay

[placid fiber]

^

[hexed igloo]

Like how insecure in your sexuality do you gotta be

[placid fiber]

Yeah, I learned that a couple years back from watching someone streaming ironmon...

[hexed igloo]

I be wiping knuckle deep sometimes

[placid fiber]

ikr?!

[stone fern]

RIGHT EAR: HORUS HERESY 3948 hours
LEFT EAR: DARKTIDE

yup its brainrot time

[placid fiber]

wouldn't brainrot time be LEFT & RIGHT EARS: Cocomelon

[stone fern]

no

[placid fiber]

I feel like I got put on a hit list just for stating cocomelon...

[hexed igloo]

I also engage with the public pretty frequently, you'd he surprised how many people, men and women, that reek of just straight shit/piss

[stone fern]

a list of cool people o7

[placid fiber]

I am so glad I am an introvert lol

[hexed igloo]

I work in retail

[placid fiber]

Oof

[stone fern]

bruh

[hexed igloo]

Someone just came in and left a lingering reek of shit

[stone fern]

where the hell are you going?

[hexed igloo]

To work usually, I don't really go anywhere else

[stone fern]

bro works at the garbage dump

[hexed igloo]

I work in a vape shop lmao

Close enough tbh

[sterile stone]

This explains everything

[hexed igloo]

About me, or the people

I think both tbh

[stone fern]

are u the cool chubby blonde guy i buy ecigs from?

if u see a guy buying two peach monsters semi daily its me

[hard nexus]

you

[hexed igloo]

Unfortunately not, I'm a cool, extremely average looking dude that you'll forget within 5 minutes

The only thing notable about my appearance is that I wear a hat usually and I have glasses

[placid fiber]

Yes

[hexed igloo]

Bros literally me

I usually go for the strawberry one tho

[placid fiber]

Hat, glasses... you described like... 1/4th of america

[hexed igloo]

Not american

[placid fiber]

I'm just saying lol

[hexed igloo]

Hat + prescription glasses combo is a lot less common here lmao

[placid fiber]

I never said anything about prescription glasses :3

until there ^

[hexed igloo]

I have normal ass glasses

Every fuckin time I mention glasses everyone goes oh yeah sunglasses

[placid fiber]

prescription glasses are pretty common here, tbh

[frozen kernel]

You need to spice up your hat as a hat man

[merry flume]

carhart beanie with da airpod hidden under it

[frozen kernel]

We are born of the hat

Made men by the hat

Unmade by the hat

[grizzled aspen]

What.

[grizzled aspen]

I let it crust bc I don't let shit bother me. 😎

[frozen kernel]

https://youtu.be/e2gCm6NLZ2k

[hexed igloo]

Nah I got a fire hat, it's orange, and hand painted with a bunch of eye-centric designs

[frozen kernel]

That is indeed fire

[hexed igloo]

I also got the same artist to paint a jacket with a matching design for me and it's fucking fire

Ping me tomorrow and I'll send you a pic

[frozen kernel]

My hats like everything I own, are black

[hexed igloo]

Actually I might have one on hand

[frozen kernel]

I have a whole stack but those are my main ones for work

[hearty nebula]

I gotta get me a new hat

[frozen kernel]

That’s so badass

[grizzled aspen]

I need to get a hat.

I dont own any hats.

[hexed igloo]

The jacket I had painted is black, with orange designs across it

[grizzled aspen]

Is this why my aura scares the hoes? Lack of hats?

[frozen kernel]

My Y chromosome could never

[hexed igloo]

Yep

[grizzled aspen]

🤔

[frozen kernel]

We come out of the womb with a Red Sox cap up here

Whether it’s a home or away hat determines whether or not you leave the state

[hexed igloo]

I'm in nz most people wear bucket hats and I fucking hate them

[frozen kernel]

I tried the bucket hat

I don’t like it

Too much like a bonnet

[hexed igloo]

They just look stupid

[frozen kernel]

It also flies right tf off in a light breeze

[hexed igloo]

I can't pull off a beanie or a cowboy hat but I respect them

0 respect for the bucket hat

[frozen kernel]

Beanies have different styles, which can throw a lot of people

[hexed igloo]

Bucket hate, if you will

[frozen kernel]

Like beanies can be straight up skullcaps, or you can look like you have an oversized condom on your head

[hexed igloo]

I hate the condom ones

Just get a knit beanie those go hard

[frozen kernel]

There’s also the slouch beanies that just kinda hang in the back

[hearty nebula]

I love beanies

[grizzled aspen]

Yucky.

Everyone who wears those ones are nasty.

Never met a clean person that wears those.

[hexed igloo]

Fuck it cop yourself a watch cap it's just a beanie with a little brim they slap

[frozen kernel]

The condom ones are mostly just idiots wearing it for a “style” than anything

Because like

You just pull it down

It’s like people who wore snap backs on the very top of their head

[hearty nebula]

oh I'd look good in a slouch beanie

might get one of them

[hexed igloo]

No you wont

[hearty nebula]

Yes I would

[hexed igloo]

You're lying through your teeth, to yourself

[hearty nebula]

this is false

you are projecting

:3

[hexed igloo]

nobody looks good in a slouch beanie

[frozen kernel]

Gab mentioned Ultima Online the other day, I think they’ve earned the right to alternative headwear

[hearty nebula]

you have to have hair

cant be bald like u

[modern lintel]

i dont do hats

[merry flume]

i like the microfiber beanies i used to get with my military cold weather gear

[hearty nebula]

exactly

[frozen kernel]

OH I JUST REALIZED

[hearty nebula]

also it would fit in perfectly with my cozy sweaters

[frozen kernel]

Chat what do we think of

[hearty nebula]

I don't think

[frozen kernel]

Boonie hats

[hexed igloo]

Unfortunately I have Asian hair, I'm never going bald

[frozen kernel]

I fuck with a good boonie

[merry flume]

boonies only work with a certain genre of guy

[hearty nebula]

Only worn them during fishing or while working cornfield

not for like

fashion's sake

[hexed igloo]

You gotta look like crocodile dundee

[frozen kernel]

It works with incredibly hard men and incredibly soft men, no in between

[hexed igloo]

Can't wear a boonie if you've got sleeves

[merry flume]

i wish weird guys didn't make ushankas cringe to wear

[hexed igloo]

I'm an adequately hard man but sometimes a little soft

[merry flume]

because they go so hard when it's actually cold out

[frozen kernel]

Fucking this

[hearty nebula]

Ushankas are actually pretty common in the midwest during winter

They're peak tho

[frozen kernel]

Between Catcher in the Rye and weird Soviet simps

[hexed igloo]

Yknow what I want to make a fucking comeback? Cloaks and capes

[hearty nebula]

REAL

[frozen kernel]

The muff cap is dead

[hearty nebula]

Cloaks are just like

the ultimate utility clothing

[frozen kernel]

Cloaks are better ponchos

[hearty nebula]

^

[hexed igloo]

Cloaks are immaculate

[hearty nebula]

I've considered making one

but weatherproofing them can be a bitch

[hexed igloo]

I'm thinking I'll start sewing to eventually make my own clothes, and I'm gonna be making the most fire cloak

[grizzled aspen]

Hitting that slutty pose with my hand on a sword pommel and whipping my cloak around my shoulder:

[hexed igloo]

Absofuckinglutely

[hearty nebula]

Sewing is like easy in the sense of that yes, anyone can do it

The hardest shit is just like

getting the right measurements

[hexed igloo]

I'm good at sewing and suchlike, I've done it before

[hearty nebula]

and also stabbing yourself

Get used to stabbing your fingers lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Wear a thimble noob.

[hexed igloo]

Yeah ik dw homie, I have a kit already to patch up my clothes

[frozen kernel]

My squad is mostly hatless unless they’re going somewhere, this was our Acadia trip and some of these bastards don’t even wear hats to hike

[hearty nebula]

Thimbles only help so much

[grizzled aspen]

Sewing is easy, even for my big ass hands.

[hearty nebula]

and also just

reduce your nimbleness

[hexed igloo]

I don't like thimble

[hearty nebula]

^

I've just accepted that I will occasionally stab myself

[hexed igloo]

I prefer barehanded, if it's tough to pull through I'll just use pliers

[hearty nebula]

and am fine with it

[frozen kernel]

Meanwhile one of the guys was wearing a hat with a rooster on it. When some dude and his girlfriend passed us he went “Nice cock” and my buddy was just like “Thanks”

[hexed igloo]

Hell yeah

[hexed igloo]

This is my other hat I wear when the orange doesn't match the fit

[frozen kernel]

He’s also our group artist

[hexed igloo]

Obligatory feet included

[hearty nebula]

I would post my fits but you know someone's gonna say some freaky shit if I do

😔

[grizzled aspen]

:3

[hearty nebula]

can't have SHIT in zealot chat

[hexed igloo]

Nah I'll just judge it harshly

[grizzled aspen]

Jokes aside I love a good outfit.

[hexed igloo]

A good fit is peak

[hearty nebula]

Do you know women's fashion sense

[hexed igloo]

Also wearing a suit is peak

[hexed igloo]

I have a reasonable grasp, I'd guess not as much as a woman, more than the average man

[hearty nebula]

then you have already failed

it requires study at the bare minimum

or raising a child

or just

[hexed igloo]

Why would I want to be near a child

[hearty nebula]

yknow being a woman

REAL

I hate children too

[frozen kernel]

Well that’s just like

[hearty nebula]

:D

[frozen kernel]

Normal

[hexed igloo]

I can tolerate my small siblings

I'm never being a dad bruh I'd fuck that kid up so bad

[hearty nebula]

all my siblings & i are grown up now

Can no longer bully them

[hexed igloo]

My youngest sibling is about 6, my oldest 30

I'm 22

[grizzled aspen]

I think I'd be a good dad but holy fuck kids are dumb.

[hearty nebula]

I would be an awful parent

[hexed igloo]

I'd be shaking the baby tbh

[hearty nebula]

thank fucking god I am incapable of having children

:3

[grizzled aspen]

I had to wrap my head around my nephew being a terror only because he could not comprehend he had to take his pants off to shit.

I'm not even kidding.

[acoustic dune]

someone give this man a child

[hexed igloo]

Based and real

[acoustic dune]

seed his ass

[placid fiber]

Oh boy, look what I come back to lol

[hearty nebula]

fym

this is normal

tame even

[hexed igloo]

We've looped back to shitting pants

[placid fiber]

Tru

[acoustic dune]

i should go play some project wingman

[frozen kernel]

Kids are regarded

[hearty nebula]

no

[placid fiber]

This is very tame lol

[frozen kernel]

This is why I have no desire to be responsible for one

My first job when I got my working papers from school at 15 was at Chuck E Cheese

[grizzled aspen]

Inb4 Banx timeout:

[acoustic dune]

i have mercenary difficulty to finish

[torpid pumice]

What perks are good on Relic Blade? I'm running Carapace and Crit Chance right now

[acoustic dune]

(note: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

[hearty nebula]

#zealot-class message

read

[acoustic dune]

check pin

[torpid pumice]

[acoustic dune]

i personally run carapace and uneldng

[frozen kernel]

I saw this and my eyes had to go up to confirm Wingman

I should play today as well fuck

[dry hinge]

Nothing worse than that feeling of having to shit right after a shower

[frozen kernel]

I wish it had fun one off MP modes like SW: Squadrons

Or doing conquest with a buddy

[acoustic dune]

you att are stuck on mercenary diff?

[frozen kernel]

I havent finished the base game

[acoustic dune]

on ace?

[frozen kernel]

I did the anime mission and the one after it

I dont think it starts you with anything other than "hard" as the highest

[acoustic dune]

wait till have to fight crimson

[frozen kernel]

I've already fought crimson twice

[acoustic dune]

i just do a jousting head on

[hearty nebula]

Just shit before your shower

noob

[frozen kernel]

First time the game was like "contact not advised" and I blew one fucker out of the air with my gun

Second time was the anime mission and I had used almost all of the MLAA's so I just shot them down too

[hexed igloo]

I got a real question for you mfs, what jewelery you got

[acoustic dune]

fought crimson never finish base game

[hearty nebula]

I have forever ruined this sticker's image

[acoustic dune]

what are you babbling about

[hearty nebula]

and I don't regret a single thing

[frozen kernel]

There are multiple points in the story where the crimson squad comes out

You're being weird

[acoustic dune]

lemme rephrase that
crimson 1

[hexed igloo]

The only thing I know about project wingman is from max0r

[frozen kernel]

A small pendant of a Javelina

That's it

[acoustic dune]

spoiler
||he nuke a volcano to get yo ass||

[frozen kernel]

He already nuked Presidia so I mean

[acoustic dune]

HE KRILLED MY WIFE PREZ

[hearty nebula]

Skill issue

she should've just dodged

[frozen kernel]

Imagine having a weak wizzo

Couldn't be me

[acoustic dune]

THE GFORCE GOT TO HER

[hearty nebula]

L

[frozen kernel]

She'll be fine

[hexed igloo]

Respectable

[frozen kernel]

The blood just needs to rush back into her brain

She need some milk

[acoustic dune]

if i ever stop spinnig

[frozen kernel]

There is no model for the WSO in VR

I cannot look behind me and see a helmet

The seat is empty

[acoustic dune]

nuh uh

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-in-your-face-splash-milk-face-protein-gif-2036756079426257290

[frozen kernel]

I just pretend I'm an AC pilot and Prez is a voice in my head

[acoustic dune]

she is there

she is just

short

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922656638190645309/1281807897893798008/caption-1.gif

[frozen kernel]

SHE IS FIRING MY MISSILES

SHE NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO SEE

[acoustic dune]

telepathy

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/katyusha-gif-18144996

[frozen kernel]

REALISTICALLY SHE IS THE ONE FIRING ALL OF THE WEAPONS, IM JUST THE DRIVER

[acoustic dune]

she only need see the radar

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-gif-15896265707656155837

[acoustic dune]

you wont believe it whom you play as in the dlc

[frozen kernel]

I wish I could rely on my teammates like Monarch relies on Prez

[frozen kernel]

Reservist, I know

[acoustic dune]

just watch the dlc stuff

[placid fiber]

I love finding random gifs based on what people say lol

[acoustic dune]

driver

[frozen kernel]

Yeah

[acoustic dune]

you code name is driver

you drive

[frozen kernel]

I played the first mission

Im aware lol

[acoustic dune]

i havent got the dlc yet

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/déjàvu-drift-anime-initial-d-car-gif-17211916

[acoustic dune]

trying to not spoil myself

[frozen kernel]

Technically you drive before you fly, so the name is accurate

[hearty nebula]

pee pee,

poo poo

[frozen kernel]

You drive along the runway to takeoff in the first mission

[acoustic dune]

but god

[frozen kernel]

So you start the campaign as Driver, driving

[acoustic dune]

that tunnel is looking

KRISP

[frozen kernel]

The tunnel song was recommended to me by Spotify

When the sax hits it pops off

I need to get to this mission

[acoustic dune]

god if only project wingman as a multiplayer mode

imagine

2 prez

[frozen kernel]

Wasnt it just like

It's actually a game created by like one dude

And he just kept getting more money to actually make it

I cant confirm or deny this but I feel like I read something like that when someone was like "some rando made the best ace combat game since ace combat"

https://youtu.be/SC-0bHczchE?t=140

This mission was so good though

[acoustic dune]

golly

[frozen kernel]

When they start glazing you over the radio I needed to take my headset off for a minute

"IS THAT THE CROWN?!"

https://tenor.com/view/feeling-good-as-hell-snoop-dogg-dance-happy-gif-15731585

You know it mf

[copper hawk]

Erm

[acoustic dune]

i mean

[frozen kernel]

MLAA go BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

[copper hawk]

No fetish stickers in chat please.