zealot-class

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbsup-jarjar-jarjarbinks-starwars-gif-4845455254775595189

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/K1Bzo6SdS3c anyways people should listen to Spiritbox more 🙂

[acoustic dune]

oh btw

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-on-your-downfall-praying-mugi-tsumugi-tsumugi-kotobuki-gif-26450975

[acoustic dune]

one of my fav bands

its called

psychedelic porn crumpet

[drowsy steppe]

what a name

[acoustic dune]

wheres the moosic

[drowsy steppe]

is this you

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/TJXSlIdXIgg?si=vbVqqKkZ-rPtRxEb

metal arent my style

i like rock

and or the hu

[misty nova]

https://youtu.be/d9OmUsV-gh0?si=zPFGXxIyz0O_pLDr

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

[drowsy steppe]

ah my friend showed me their star wars song from these guys

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/v4xZUr0BEfE?si=VhS90oU6kjpociqK The HU are great

[copper hawk]

i dont like u knify

no music for you

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/this-this-is-glorp-this-is-glorpshit-gif-5930131520514232711

[remote lark]

does this mean u like me again

otherwise I hafta kill knify..

there can only be one..

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/plompy-rotate-the-plompy-rotate-bat-eared-fox-gif-20925014

[remote lark]

Aaaaaaaaaaa

[grizzled aspen]

He is in rotating air jail, for the worst of criminals.

I'm playing the ogryn waves modifier rn and its hilarious.

[copper hawk]

nop

[median steeple]

Ok the transitions on that were hurting my eyes

[grizzled aspen]

These people are so bad they cant win even with ds.

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-shut-the-fuck-up-pink-guy-filthy-frank-joji-gif-17419031

[grizzled aspen]

I'm literally just parrying crushers to death on my plasma build because its too fucking hot to shoot them.

And they're like "oh I should dodge that overhead" and then just... not dodging it.

[median steeple]

queueing up the og mod drains my brain cells

[remote lark]

Okay knify

Your time has come

[median steeple]

I can't play it

[frozen kernel]

I got a triple ogryn squad on the og mod

[grizzled aspen]

Queue with me...

You know you want to...

[frozen kernel]

Good times

Genuinely, they were fun to play with

[grizzled aspen]

Totally not going to shit talk the entire time and then eat a crusher overhead at a comical time...

[median steeple]

im fucking up an arizona ice tea and smoking

[drowsy steppe]

have you considered observing it

[median steeple]

why the fuck do you have a desk lamp behind your monitor

[frozen kernel]

Lamp shines on my blackout curtain and illuminates the room when the biglight is off

Window is open tho and I use the lamp to hold it when I dont want it FULLY exposed

Voila

[median steeple]

huh

[winged aspen]

Illuminates??

SQUIDS 🗣️‼️‼️

[frozen kernel]

[hexed igloo]

Is it undemocratic to eat calamari?

[winged aspen]

A democracy officer will be sent to your house in a few minutes

[hexed igloo]

I'll eat him too

[misty nova]

https://youtu.be/aSQvmkor0TE?si=yL678GIfH0MTxZrM

[grizzled aspen]

Plasma...

I was competing with a fucking exe stance recon with infernus.

And I'm using voc.

Oh and the times disabled doesnt count.

I was literally being trolled by dog pounces.

I got pounced once and that was my fault, and my teammates, instead of killing the dog, pushed it off and let another repounce me instantly.

All four happened in the span of 20 seconds.

Back to rb agri rev zealout.

[copper hawk]

u arink

[drowsy steppe]

no u

https://tenor.com/view/miside-screamer-creepy-mita-laugh-gif-11822792713742891557

[modern lintel]

evil

[copper hawk]

this robot is evil

[drowsy steppe]

wife

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299472118827974707/1318586647721414697/tumblr_308302752b1cda5d40e7eb846c5add8f_7ecc37f5_640.webp

[hearty nebula]

thats her

the shart

[brave cedar]

@uneven galleon

true survivor run

one spot

@grizzled aspen

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[brave cedar]

u as well its first come first serve

[hearty nebula]

more like poo survivor...

[brave cedar]

its called dark humor

[grizzled aspen]

Nah I'm doing true survivor with Lumii.

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/ikea-blahaj-doll-spinning-shark-gif-18118200

[brave cedar]

ogey :3

[hearty nebula]

FREE HIM

NOW

LET HIM GO!!!!!!

[brave cedar]

i got grizz and my favorite ogryn main so i was offering

[modern lintel]

good luck

[copper hawk]

FREE HIM

THIS IS MURDER

FREE HIM NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

Bold claim from someone that licks the floor.

:3

[modern lintel]

penance for his sins

[drowsy steppe]

nooo why are you doing this to clad

[grizzled aspen]

Clad wishes he was a blahaj.

[hearty nebula]

Stop stealing my line

asshole

[atomic fjord]

Finally made my sister repentia

Whooo

[modern lintel]

frog is incapable of originality

[hearty nebula]

zealot chat stealing my material...

as always..

[grizzled aspen]

It's factual though.

Lame Cole does lick the floor.

[hearty nebula]

Not close enough to naked

6/10

try again

[brave cedar]

insane

[drowsy steppe]

those shorts are a certified hood tragedy

[atomic fjord]

😔 close as I can get w what we have

[hearty nebula]

solution:

[grizzled aspen]

According to Lumii he has to be babysat and Lumii doesnt lie about people's gameplay.

[modern lintel]

hav40 grey weapons when

[hearty nebula]

kill people

[brave cedar]

thats rly funny

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not into cbt, no thanks.

[modern lintel]

incapable

[grizzled aspen]

You cant goad me, silly, you have to be babysat.

[hearty nebula]

ur both noobs, actually

[modern lintel]

im gonna random queue and throw their games again

[hearty nebula]

:3

im gonna throw u

out a window

:3

[atomic fjord]

Average interaction between a psyker and a zealot in the elevator:

[vague depot]

Have you got one more spot for a psyker

[brave cedar]

we JUST filled broski im so sorry

[vague depot]

Nvm that’s a 6/4 vc lmao

[brave cedar]

i will keep you in mind for next time

yeah were hanging out haha

the vibes are fire rn

[vague depot]

Nah it’s all good I would probably crash and explode

[brave cedar]

LOL

my honest reaction

[grizzled aspen]

Can confirm numbers guy is good.

[hearty nebula]

shinji is the soyker

[brave cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794801623036854302/1165501685792251924/crumple.gif

[atomic fjord]

It’s on purpose they hate you

[vague depot]

I just shot flames and placed bubbles

[grizzled aspen]

Actually listens to callouts and puts bubble down in good spots.

[atomic fjord]

Kill her

[brave cedar]

ik!

[atomic fjord]

Kill kill kill kill

[vague depot]

I can’t see my own bubble

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1306769696133222430/zombieland-saga.gif

[brave cedar]

a trapper! KILL HER!

[grizzled aspen]

your job

[brave cedar]

love me high pitched psyker voice

[vague depot]

Wallahi

[atomic fjord]

Type shit

Guys

[vague depot]

I’m getting gassed up

[grizzled aspen]

Like it doesnt get better than that.

[atomic fjord]

Slanesh got to me

[brave cedar]

same bro

[atomic fjord]

I’m dying my hair pink

It’s over

😔

[grizzled aspen]

I give a job to a soyker and he does it, good player material.

[vague depot]

Pink hair is cool though

[atomic fjord]

I’m not beating the twink allegations

[atomic fjord]

I wanna go to green

[vague depot]

Pink highlights are at least

Idk full pink

[brave cedar]

i dyed my hair like when i was a teenager

[atomic fjord]

I have to go red > pink > blue > green

[brave cedar]

and i never did it again cuz it fucked with my curls.

[vague depot]

Iirc I was told that once green dye faded out it kind of looks like vomit piss yellow

[atomic fjord]

It’s at this rn

[atomic fjord]

HAHA NERD

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna run combat shotgun and crusher in ogryn waves.

[hearty nebula]

I should bleach my hair again

[atomic fjord]

Been dying my hair in my bathroom for fucking 5 years

[hearty nebula]

[brave cedar]

naw my image is literally my career so it mattered a lot

[atomic fjord]

And I’m not bald

Somehow

[atomic fjord]

Mimimi

[atomic fjord]

@vague depot gonna do this same style except w pink :3

I was close to be able to have a good face for modeling and then I got told

“Lmfao have lopsided eyes”

[grizzled aspen]

At least your whole face aint lopsided.

[atomic fjord]

This is pretty bad

[grizzled aspen]

No it isnt lmao.

[brave cedar]

im pretty sure faces arent meant to be symmetrical

[grizzled aspen]

Mine is worse, promise.

[atomic fjord]

I hate my face

🙏

Sephoni save me

[hearty nebula]

dont u mean krall

Sephoni just does the brain scrubby

[atomic fjord]

Both?

[vague depot]

The little cut in your eyebrow looks cool though

[brave cedar]

sigh

[atomic fjord]

Ty :3

[brave cedar]

i personally rly like myself 😄

[atomic fjord]

Wdym sigh

[atomic fjord]

Chat I got red hair I’m an emo I gotta be self hating

[brave cedar]

feelsbad to see nice seeming peeps hating themselves

[atomic fjord]

I have standards to uphold

[vague depot]

I feel like a dark sorta pink would fit you more than a light one maybe

Idk

Cool hair

Could probably rock a lot of colors

Mine is just a straight cut that is basically a bowl cut but tries not to look like one

[atomic fjord]

This is what I got

[drowsy steppe]

Sloppy-Rob was the best of us 😔

[vague depot]

I think you can rock that

[brave cedar]

if i colored mine like that my curls would make it look like pinkie pie 💀

[vague depot]

I believe you would eat that up

[brave cedar]

and i agree

[atomic fjord]

I’ve done red, blue, orange, white

Ty both :3

[vague depot]

White sounds dope

[brave cedar]

my hair doesnt bleach very well cuz its so thick

[vague depot]

But when it fades it looks ass ngl

[uneven galleon]

Im at work until 11 pm

[vague depot]

I hate seeing hair dye fade

[atomic fjord]

I went red for awhile because it looked really good w my fashion

[vague depot]

It sucks

[hearty nebula]

I looked damn good with blonde

[atomic fjord]

I wear a lot of red

[hearty nebula]

but on the other hand

black hair epic

[brave cedar]

oouuhg

srgy

[brave cedar]

if i painted mine blonde my brain damage would make sense

[atomic fjord]

I’m waiting to redye my hair to redo my nails

I lowkey might wanna match my nails to my hair

[hearty nebula]

I just need the blue eyes so i can fit the dumb bitch stereotype

I'd finally have an excuse to stop being smart

😔

[atomic fjord]

Got this rn but I wanna prob switch it to do a dark red or pink

Just to match my hair more

[vague depot]

I got my siblings nails done in this expensive ass nail place in China

[brave cedar]

love black nails

[vague depot]

Took them like a hour or two

[brave cedar]

i do black or pinks

[atomic fjord]

My friend draws on me w a sharpie lmfao

[brave cedar]

usually one pink one

[atomic fjord]

I do it in my bathroom lmfao

[vague depot]

So I ran around in a mall like a little kid and had ice cream and waffles and crepes and spent 70 usd in three separate arcades

They had their nails done I had ice cream it was a fair trade

[vague depot]

The smell would knock me out ngl

[brave cedar]

i like getting manicures

[vague depot]

Pox gas in a bottle

[brave cedar]

but my nails are kinda beat up cuz i bite them

so the prep is kinda painful

[uneven galleon]

[hearty nebula]

I need to learn how to do makeup still

[vague depot]

I never bit my nails but I used to pick at them

[brave cedar]

other than that i just give them money and they make my hands pretty

[hearty nebula]

Should ask my mom to teach me

[brave cedar]

^

[vague depot]

Until I got my own nail clipper and it was more fun clipping them than picking at them

[atomic fjord]

I can teach you how to do eyeliner

But that’s it

[hearty nebula]

I think I'd trust my mother given that she's been doing it for

50+ years

[atomic fjord]

Trust me I’m a 🚬

[atomic fjord]

Guys

I got distracted

I fucked up

Guess who didn’t take his meds

https://tenor.com/view/animals-boogerbear-luckycavity-bears-bear-gif-274926618517965193

[vague depot]

I got meds as a kid but I didn’t like how they tasted when I chewed them so I just didn’t take them and thugged it out

Still don’t remember what I was diagnosed with to need meds but I’m living a pretty chill life rn so id say I didn’t need it

[modern lintel]

i had to take adderall as kid

[atomic fjord]

I unfortunately do need my stuff

Severe manic depression

[vague depot]

Ah that’s rough

[vague depot]

Is that a armor modifier

[atomic fjord]

Yes

I’m a walking havoc modifier

[hexed igloo]

Y r ur nails so small

[grizzled aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jvPbwFDw8KJpADFT1?invite=cr-MSxad0ssMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

I love super impact.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-giggle-anime-happy-gif-17180898

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/yanniversace/status/1880053175161614558

[copper hawk]

@delicate shadow PIN THIS PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jvOIIFxkeWgxj2ZjK?invite=cr-MSxHcDIsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

Janky ahh shotgunner.

[drifting wolf]

image goes hard

[humble dome]

Average durktide team

[grizzled aspen]

Combat shotguns are really good in this modifier, unironically.

Because they can do this.

Not that.

Dumb clipping software.

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jvPuXlf6IKVW7GA7m?invite=cr-MSw0NW4sMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

This one.

One shot suppression at 20m.

This is accatran btw.

The other two wont do this.

[tame mirage]

squeeb..

[grizzled aspen]

You can even do a super longshot with a special shell to instant suppress.

[tame mirage]

I'm a kiwi!

[grizzled aspen]

Actually disregard all previous information, it will suppress out to 40 meters if you land enough pellets.

[modern lintel]

new sealands scheduled destruction next week what will you do

[vague depot]

a combat shotgun with a red dot

i never knew i needed it that bad

mod would probably tank mygame unfort

[grizzled aspen]

Very handy for the agri model and aiming slugs.

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jvPCU6TkHYAciaf_h?invite=cr-MSwzMzQsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

Proof of 40m suppression.

Aim center mass and blast.

[drowsy steppe]

omg Incan 😆

[tame mirage]

learn to fly

[modern lintel]

kiwis dont fly

[median steeple]

Remember what they took from you

[brave cedar]

big kiwi omg

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-i-love-you-heart-love-dog-gif-16457361

[median steeple]

New Zealand being the land of giant birds is awesome

just wish more survived

[hexed igloo]

Eh

I prefer smaller birds

These days it's mostly ducks and sparrows anyway

Cept for auckland and bay of plenty, aucklands population is like 95% pigeon and bay of plenty is mostly seagulls

[hexed igloo]

Wsg my bro how's your day going

Been fuckin brutal hot today

[sterile basalt]

Depends on the mods u use

Most QoL mods have no impact on performance

[median steeple]

I was more just talking about the insanely unique bird species NZ has/had

[vague depot]

was talking about the mod that lets you add attachments

[sterile basalt]

Weapon customization is famously unstable tho

[median steeple]

Haast eagle my beloved

[sterile basalt]

It’s not a pc specific thing

It’s just unstable

[vague depot]

wallahi im already at like 15 fps

[sterile basalt]

And it’s not unstable as in it drops ur fps

It’s unstable as in it crashes ur game

[vague depot]

allah

its so grim

[tame mirage]

haast eagle.. and moa...

yea..

I wish they were still around

[tame mirage]

north or south island

[sterile basalt]

U can get other mods tho

[hexed igloo]

Waikat g

North

[sterile basalt]

A lot of mods are pure QoL and are just nice to have

[vague depot]

i got potato mod and i got spidey sense thats pretty much it

[tame mirage]

ah

every one is north..

:c

[hexed igloo]

Nobody lives down south lmao

[sterile basalt]

You on a super old system or smth

[tame mirage]

I DO

[hexed igloo]

Thinkin maybe moving down there sometime tho

[vague depot]

spidey sense clutters my screen a lot and i dont like it but my game likes to straight up cut audio during hordes

[hexed igloo]

Waikato fucking sucks bro it's so fucking muggy up here

[vague depot]

i dont think its super old its just that the specs arent good enough to run darktide and it also caught on fire once

[tame mirage]

pretty sure that's a worker thread issie

[vague depot]

no idea what that is

[hexed igloo]

Bros lying

[tame mirage]

in the launcher

[hexed igloo]

There's like 3 people and they live in christchurch

[tame mirage]

try changing the worker thread amount

[livid rampart]

Im sorry, what caught on fire?

[tame mirage]

I'm one of them...

[sterile basalt]

Weak gpu or cpu

[vague depot]

no clue

[vague depot]

my laptop

[hexed igloo]

Nah I already know the 3

[vague depot]

and i still gap you

[livid rampart]

That doesn’t mean what you think it means

[vague depot]

did i not tell you this

[livid rampart]

NO?!?!

[vague depot]

damn

i guess i get forgetful when i tilt

[livid rampart]

IM SORRY ELECTRONICS DONT JUST CATCH FIRE

[vague depot]

this one did

[livid rampart]

Please tell me you’re not still using it?

[vague depot]

what does gap mean

[livid rampart]

o > O

[median steeple]

there's 2 meanings, the freaky one and the gaming one

[vague depot]

is that a expression

[livid rampart]

Now take a wild guess which hole that is

[vague depot]

hole?

YOU

MOTHERFUCKER

[plush estuary]

lol

[livid rampart]

HEY HEY HEY

[vague depot]

FUCK

[drowsy steppe]

I might download the weapon customization mod again, only for the red dot mods

[livid rampart]

YOU SAID IT NOT ME

[drowsy steppe]

I fucking hate iron sights aiming

[vague depot]

I HATE YOU

[livid rampart]

YOU HATE ME???

[vague depot]

i need to inject you with tenatus

20000mg

[livid rampart]

IM THE ONE TRYING TO INFORM YOU OF YOUR MISTAKES

[vague depot]

i need you GONE

THERE ARE SEVERAL MEANINGS

[humble dome]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sandwich-kitten-guh-buff-eat-bread-gif-3622462840155564177

[livid rampart]

SO YOU DONT REPEAT

[livid rampart]

AND THIS IS THE INTERNET

[vague depot]

BAN YOU FROM INTERNET

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-kissing-turning-turning-around-surprised-gif-10954422701417471537

[vague depot]

BEGONE TO YOUR WATERPANS AND ROOSTER WEATHER REPORTS

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/glyphid-kiss-gif-27129766

[livid rampart]

THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

[vague depot]

IM INSULTING YOU

I HATE YOUUUUU

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/primeval-gorganopsid-fighting-future-predator-gif-17347346

[humble dome]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-hog-rider-clash-of-clans-memes-clash-royale-gif-24280865

[drifting wolf]

hog rider

[humble dome]

[grizzled aspen]

|| That's gape, not gap... ||

[tame mirage]

you might know me :3

[livid rampart]

Oh shit

[drifting wolf]

those who know

[grizzled aspen]

You might be stupid.

[vague depot]

SO YOU GOT THE WORD WRONG TOO

[vague depot]

YOU BLITHERING YAKUBIAN APE

[livid rampart]

SHUT UP ITS ONE SYLLABLE

[vague depot]

ITS A LETTER

ONE LETTER

[grizzled aspen]

Note to self, simping for Rannick makes you unbelievably dumb.

[livid rampart]

THE LETTER CHANGES THE SYLLABLE

[vague depot]

THIS IS A SINGLE LETTER

ONE THAT YOU FORGOT

YOOUUUUUUUUU

ONE THAT PROMPTED YOU TO DUMP THIS ON ME

[livid rampart]

WOMP WOMP

[vague depot]

SNAKE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

[grizzled aspen]

I cant believe I'm defending the gacha game gooner here.

[drifting wolf]

check out this cool apple i found

[vague depot]

thanks frog you a cool one and your grammer is punctual

[livid rampart]

Oh please im no Lucifer for I am no being of pride

[vague depot]

I HATE THE WAY YOU TALK

SHUT UP

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1291682463512268821.gif

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-run-python-python-computer-python-coding-coding-funny-coding-meme-gif-10365831290651691441

[grizzled aspen]

I've always been cool, people just think I'm a 45 year old man for some reason and that automatically ruins the cool factor.

[livid rampart]

You can’t be 45 and cool?

[lean fern]

nope

[grizzled aspen]

Nope.

[lean fern]

the cutoff is 44

[vague depot]

some special people can

[grizzled aspen]

Anyone over the age of 35 is dead to me.

[vague depot]

very rare

[plush estuary]

not a python, thats a cobra

[livid rampart]

Huh

[wanton fossil]

Thank fuck I’ve got a decade left

[grizzled aspen]

Not for me you don't.

[vague depot]

YOURE 34?

[wanton fossil]

Well shit

[livid rampart]

Nice one

[wanton fossil]

LMAO yes I am

[vague depot]

my worldview

[grizzled aspen]

If: 35 or older
Then: ancient decrepit bastard please leave me alone

[vague depot]

my innocent naivety has been stolen once again

[grizzled aspen]

This age ticks up every year I get older.

[livid rampart]

Wait

[drifting wolf]

35 or older is a devonian fish evolving legs and lungs

[vague depot]

i thought you were like a young teenager with how you were giggling away in vc

[tame mirage]

I LOVE WIZARD 101

[vague depot]

giggling

AT MY MISFORTUNE

[wanton fossil]

I have a baby face and baby voice.

[livid rampart]

No that’s just Nic’s true form coming out: chaos gremlin

[vague depot]

im gonna take a chaos hammer to your chaos cranium

[livid rampart]

Im gonna say a five letter word you’re going to loathe

kinky

[grizzled aspen]

You cant scare me with that one.

I can and will outfreak you.

[livid rampart]

But we could alternatively work together

[modern lintel]

@spare talon misfortune comes your way

[wanton fossil]

I mean

[grizzled aspen]

Holy fucking based.

[vague depot]

I LOATHE YOU

[opal star]

fuck kinda warframe ass damage scaling is this

[grizzled aspen]

I want that twink obliterated.

[grizzled aspen]

You should see destiny 2 damage scaling.

[vague depot]

it should have fizzled

[opal star]

"you should see destiny 2-"

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-gif-11028246805866245418

[drifting wolf]

dont

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-away-weirdo-touch-gif-26494423

[grizzled aspen]

I'm just saying in d2 star eater scales lets me do 1/3 of a raid boss's hp.

[spare talon]

ive seen this guy in the mourningstar

[tame mirage]

MR?

[opal star]

I don't want to see SHIT about no destiny 2

[livid rampart]

Me coming along to ruin your day

[grizzled aspen]

Alternatively I can do Riven's last stand in one go with 6shot goldie.

[spare talon]

and the joke has already been made

[opal star]

16

[grizzled aspen]

GOD I WANNA PLAY D2 AGAIN BUT ITS SO ASS

PLEASE SOMEONE THAT CARES ABOUT THE IP BUY IT FROM BUNGIE AND RETCON EVERYTHING AFTER D1

[vague depot]

my fan ran out of power and started making weird clicking noises and it slightly reminded me of your voice but it was enough to piss me off so badly i immediately started a yard sale at 2 am in 22 degree Fahrenheit weather to sell nothing but the fan alone for 2 bucks and 70 cents

[grizzled aspen]

Except Forsaken, that was good.

[livid rampart]

Destiny 2 get brought up and I’m just thinking how all I did in that game was shoot bow and throw grenades

[opal star]

so true brother

[spare talon]

i remember when i held a record for a speedrun of the whisper heroic on hunter

[livid rampart]

Imma put this on the fridge

[vague depot]

STOP PINGING ME

IM PLAYING A GACHA GAME

[livid rampart]

YOU PINGED ME FIRST

[vague depot]

I DONT CARE

[opal star]

gambling

[grizzled aspen]

I remember when there were exotic missions.

Before content vault.

[spare talon]

they still make them

and the old ones now rotate in and out

[livid rampart]

Yeah but they blow

[vague depot]

streaks

[grizzled aspen]

Chat can we kill this guy?

[tame mirage]

😭

[livid rampart]

Monopoly gacha

[opal star]

oh is that uhhhhhhh
girls frontline 2

[vague depot]

yea

[grizzled aspen]

Chat can we kill these guys?

[spare talon]

some of them are honestly better than the old ones
but they just dont hit the same like the old ones did
that magic is long gone

[opal star]

why the female commander so

[vague depot]

i hope i land on your house and crush it to pieces and evict you from the world

AND STOP PINGING ME

[livid rampart]

Thats not how monopoly works dingus

YOU

[grizzled aspen]

@vague depot

@vague depot

@vague depot

[vague depot]

hi frog

whats popping

[grizzled aspen]

@vague depot

[modern lintel]

its the same person aswell

[grizzled aspen]

@vague depot

@vague depot

@vague depot

:3

[vague depot]

do you need something rn

what happened

[opal star]

bro has never landed on boardwalk

[spare talon]

i know
i said id seen em before

[grizzled aspen]

I am being a bother because I am waiting on the mutt to get home to play havocs with.

[livid rampart]

If its my house YOU PAY ME RENT

THATS HOW MONOPOLY WORKS

[drifting wolf]

i dont think i will

[livid rampart]

thats it none of you pass go

[vague depot]

ah ok i see

[livid rampart]

Do not collect 200

Straight to jail

[grizzled aspen]

I think if we land on boardwalk and its his house we just kill him.

[opal star]

see frgu gets it

[grizzled aspen]

Dont refer to me that way, you arent a 5ft6 sub with a silky voice thats both higher than a kite and sleep deprived.

Smh.

[livid rampart]

Thats gta not monopoly

[drifting wolf]

grab that auto

[opal star]

can't a fella dream

[drifting wolf]

no dreaming on the job

[livid rampart]

No only nightmares

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/drg-deep-rock-galactic-glyphid-no-gif-16347084203634857425

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, get out.

Go on, git.

[wanton fossil]

Harsh

[livid rampart]

Thats mild with this game

[tame mirage]

do you need a clan

[opal star]

In all the time I've spent playing warframe I fail to see the point in joining one

[tame mirage]

dojo blueprints?

like

that's alot of stuff

[livid rampart]

I do it for trading

[tame mirage]

yea and a trade station

clan events

lich trading

[livid rampart]

I watched a man ask in market for an hour for a fish to the point I went and fetched it for hik

[tame mirage]

lol

I love norgs

[livid rampart]

Tbh I enjoy fishing in that game

Deimos my beloved

[hearty nebula]

oh, you're 1 point short of a 90 stat? get fucked loser, it's actually 80 now because we round down everything to suck as much fucking time out of you as possible

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-insane-cat-deranged-cat-gif-2528630332348525147

[grizzled aspen]

Farming for armor enraged me to no end.

[hearty nebula]

im glad i quit playing that shitstye of a game

[grizzled aspen]

The original armor system was better.

[hearty nebula]

like sure warframe can be bad but good fucking god at least it isn't constantly fucking you over

[tame mirage]

I played alot of d1

[grizzled aspen]

At least for stats.

[tame mirage]

but d2 is shit

I permanently swapped to Warframe

[frozen kernel]

Oh Christ again

[grizzled aspen]

I never went to sleep. :P

[hearty nebula]

rip my cool ass titan

(outdated vid)

by the time i quit

I was part of scatterhorn helmet gang

peak helmet

[remote lark]

never play an mmo

[hearty nebula]

damn

[livid rampart]

I feel like I was playing D2 wrong

[hearty nebula]

uninstalling darktide rn

[remote lark]

thank god

[hearty nebula]

jk

[remote lark]

Now do discord

[hearty nebula]

im gonna resub to FF14 now

[livid rampart]

Because i just wanted to fight bosses, throw grenades and look cool

[hearty nebula]

JUST TO SPITE U

NOOB

[remote lark]

Ff14 fake mmo

Raids stupid easy

[livid rampart]

Rhulkkkk

[hearty nebula]

yeah

[livid rampart]

It isn’t when your entire friend group is made of idiots

[hearty nebula]

they're not supposed to be hard

[remote lark]

lmaooo

[remote lark]

I'm talking about ultimate raids btw

[grizzled aspen]

hiiiiiii

[hearty nebula]

you're full of it

[clever swan]

SWG is the best MMO why is the world so cursed that we cant have good things

[remote lark]

<---- day 1 crew

ultimate raids are not hard

[livid rampart]

You can only explain the mechanics to a puzzle so many times before you wonder if they were even listening

[hearty nebula]

doubtful

[remote lark]

Not when youve played some of the bs Korean mmos put you through

That shit makes ff look easy

[hearty nebula]

korean mmos are only fucking annoying because they all have overworld pvp for some god forsaken reason

[livid rampart]

I just like the boss fights

[remote lark]

it's ok to be worse than me at something (everything)

[livid rampart]

Or deep stone crypt’s lullaby

Fighting Rhulk is always so much fun

[hearty nebula]

i only did DSC so i could do the space walk

[livid rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/rhulk-yeet-gif-25063300

[hearty nebula]

truly an experience

[remote lark]

Based

[grizzled aspen]

Me being a dsc sherpa and having to teach for two full hours because some idiot cant understand crypt security:

[remote lark]

Ngl I actually preferred doing uhhh

[hearty nebula]

vault of glass was fun but it was

easy

[remote lark]

Day 1 of the ext trials over the ultimate raids this expansion

They were so cool

[hearty nebula]

I think I got the exotic from it within the first two weeks lol

[remote lark]

Esp the fire guy I forgot his name

[hearty nebula]

I had INSANE luck with exotics in D2

[remote lark]

I was exclusively an mmo junkie for like 7 years

[grizzled aspen]

Until you get one of those idiots that doesnt understand how to clear Aetheon and keeps mixing up right and left.

[hearty nebula]

all my friends fucking hated me about it

lmfao

[remote lark]

I'm ungodly good at mechanics

[livid rampart]

It got to the point where I said “this is the raid here’s a five minute guide, im getting dinner, go STUDY”

[remote lark]

I fucking love mmos

[hearty nebula]

Like

[remote lark]

But i havent found a good one in a while

[hearty nebula]

Which ones the one u fight the wish dragon

[grizzled aspen]

I had to pull out ms paint.

[grizzled aspen]

Last Wish.

[hearty nebula]

I got TWO of the exotic

from my first clear

[grizzled aspen]

Hate Last Wish and all of its encounters except Gorgoroth.

People that teach umbra/antumbra need to be shot.

[remote lark]

I joined a guild and did dsc and got eyes of tomorrow on my first try and they kicked me from the guild cause rhe leader was like on his 40th run or some shit

[grizzled aspen]

It's too fucking complicated if you do that.

[hearty nebula]

My friends were like actually pissed at me for a month straight

because of it

[livid rampart]

Last wish mechanics is so funny when we all have the shittiest callouts ever for the symbols

[grizzled aspen]

Use clockwise and counterclockwise you dingus.

[livid rampart]

Yall were actually calling r1 and such?

[grizzled aspen]

Inb4 Cole says he sherpa'd with umbra/antumbra teaching.

[spare talon]

peak encounter youre just stupid
any time i sherpa-ed it i always gave the person the red pill or blue pill for the encounter
i could teach the full thing, or only what mattered to them

[livid rampart]

We just said i got 3 and it works

[remote lark]

It Just Works

[grizzled aspen]

I was teaching noobs in my clan and I banned people in it from teaching umbra/antumbra because its fucking stupid.

[spare talon]

ITS HOW THE MECHANIC WORSK

THATS THE NAME OF THE BUFF YOU GET

THATS HOW YOU KNOW WHERE IT GOES

YOURE JUST STUPID

[remote lark]

Yeah but ppl learn best from basic layman's terms explanations so they can extrapolate that stuff on their own.

[grizzled aspen]

Umbra and antumbra are literally clockwise and counterclockwise.

[remote lark]

They learn faster.

[grizzled aspen]

DING DING DING DING

WINNER WINNER WINNER

[remote lark]

I taught raids for literally almost a decade.

Ppl are stupid.

"Why big word and many word when small word and few word do trick" is literally a godsend.

[grizzled aspen]

If I have to pull out fucking ms paint to teach crypt security then you need to understand umbra/antumbra is too hard for these people.

[spare talon]

yes and i did explain in a way that allowed it to click for people

and it did

[remote lark]

there's more than 1 right way to explain things

lol

Ppl can also extrapolate from umbra and antumbra "ooih if I go dis way i get dis buff..."

Ones just a lil simpler I think

[hearty nebula]

this was always fun whenever it happened

just

"ok"

[spare talon]

i have my own way of thinking about it
its kind of stupid but it works for me

but the point is

[grizzled aspen]

RAAAA I HATE THAT YOU CANT FUCKING THROW YOUR TEAMMATES INTO WALLS TO KILL THEM ANYMORE WITH EAGER EDGE

[spare talon]

you still have to look at the words penumbra or antumbra and be able to get it to where it needs to go

[hearty nebula]

They completely removed physics deaths

[grizzled aspen]

Obligatory "there goes flawless."

[vague depot]

there goes true survivor

[hearty nebula]

You can't even shoulder bash them to their death anymore

HOWEVER

YOU CAN SHOULDER BASH THEM OFF LEDGES

[spare talon]

like i still remember my mnemonic-like method of remembering

[remote lark]

[spare talon]

like yknow how people abbreviate it to pen and ant

or just P and A

[grizzled aspen]

Oh another thing, Cole.

These idiots I taught did not know what "clear comms" meant.

[vague depot]

pen pineapple apple pen

[clever swan]

would yall rather be a baryonyx or a suchomimus

[grizzled aspen]

I had to server mute a mf because he wouldnt shut the fuck up in encounters where callouts are necessary and I stuck his ass on ad clear until he straightened up.

If you wanna talk about irrelevant shit to the encounter then you can do it after we clear or in intermission segments.

[vague depot]

clear comms is easy to understand but doesnt give the same raw desperation as "shut the fuck up and lock in"

[spare talon]

i remember what side means what by just reversing what position of the alphabet its in
A is on the left side and P is on the right, so i just flip it
if the correct symbol is on the left, then the reverse is the right/P
if the correct symbol is on the right, then the reverse is the left/A

thats how i remember it to this day

[grizzled aspen]

Cole I think this might be your tism talking.

[spare talon]

it is a tism way of remembering it

[grizzled aspen]

Because clockwise and counterclockwise is significantly easier to teach.

[spare talon]

but its still means i know what the fuck to do when i read antumbra or penumbra

[grizzled aspen]

Because normal people can understand the room as a clock face.

Cause, yknow, the room is round.

[clever swan]

i remember that trauma is voidblast because it's clearly supposed to be voidstrike, but it isnt

[modern lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1329674552615243867/GIF_20250116_224942_870.gif?ex=678c84ed&is=678b336d&hm=b05e35b168f3f66831deb6d2524f23bd48a47eb0733d03e166752d49bbfebe71&

true survivor foiled again

[spare talon]

literally how do you make the vault symbols clockwise or counter clockwise

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe keep your tongue off the floor?

[modern lintel]

tell it to the psyker

[spare talon]

if you equate clockwise and counter clockwise to ant and pen

[vague depot]

I could be your psyker

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004034244185694329/1116996807558451220/WateringMyHorse.gif

[spare talon]

im going to scream

[grizzled aspen]

Then scream.

[spare talon]

what is clockwise then
ant or pen

[grizzled aspen]

"Clockwise, dunk on rocks," "counterclockwise, dunk on trees," etc.

[vague depot]

Completed a hav 40 but now I can no longer have fun in normal and auric games

All that for a couple thousand diamantine

[grizzled aspen]

I don't remember which is which, I played last wish maybe 30 times.

:3

For full runs, I mean.

I had to get on and teach vault many more times than that but I never bothered remembering which was which because the encounter made sense enough to me that I could teach clockwise/counterclockwise.

[spare talon]

IM GOING TO SCREAM

YOU ARE JUST TEACHING PEN AND ANT

AND CLAIMING YOURE DOING IT DIFFERENTLY

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, but teaching people stupid terms that they will not remember is dumb.

[hearty nebula]

i love RE4R on second playthrough cause you just get to do bullshit like this. funny asf

[clever swan]

ant = anti = anticlockwise = counterclockwise

ez

[grizzled aspen]

These people are going to run the raid to get a funny looking gun and move on.

[hearty nebula]

OR

alternatively

just fucking say left & right

like a normal fucking human being

[grizzled aspen]

Left and right gets turned around a lot in d2, ask me how I know.

[hearty nebula]

skull issue i guess

[spare talon]

literally every person ive given the red pill to asked to read
and they understood it perfectly
despite being new to the game

[grizzled aspen]

Idk man youre the one teaching people pen and ant when they will run Last Wish twice and never again.

I also think your people were of significantly higher quality than mine.

[hearty nebula]

the only dogshit part about d2 raiding is that it's essentially impossible to do without a mic

[remote lark]

I'm getting written up

Woopsie

[spare talon]

not to mention
you can also complete the run with just 1 person knowing what pen and ant means

[clever swan]

too many darktide posts

[hearty nebula]

yea cuz ur bein bumpy weirdo

[spare talon]

everyone can just read out where their symbols are

[grizzled aspen]

What the hell did you do?

[remote lark]

I told my gm I hope the lady who threatened us with a gun a few days ago shows up and kills me cause my cars check engine light came back on

[spare talon]

then you have a scribe going
TP
RP
SA

[remote lark]

She freaked out

[spare talon]

cool now everyone knows where what goes

[remote lark]

I said "in minecraft" but I guess that exploit is patched

[spare talon]

pen at trees
pen at rocks
ant at stairs

[hearty nebula]

never tell your gm anything even mildly dark

ever

noob

[remote lark]

zigh

[hearty nebula]

coworkers are not to be trusted

ever

[grizzled aspen]

Is this like the first time youve been written up or something?

[remote lark]

4th

[spare talon]

they didnt need to know the entire mechanic, but they know enough know that the ant shape goes in the ant hole and the pen shape goes in the pen hole

[grizzled aspen]

And how many until you get fired?

[remote lark]

I called my manager a fucking bitch and that's what got me my most recent writeup

[remote lark]

2

:)

[hearty nebula]

[remote lark]

Bit I'm a good worker so

[grizzled aspen]

Too valuable to the company lmao.

I am also unfirable at my job, its great.

My boss relies on me too much to do receiving work and keeping invoices straightened out.

Methinks I tell him I want a raise and threaten to quit. :3

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[grizzled aspen]

He will have all next week to think about it, he's got vacation. :3

[spare talon]

@grizzled aspen also it is incredibly based when someone asks for the bluepill because every time that happens all the readers are extremely proficient in the encounter
so we tell them we're going to start speaking in moon runes and tell them to ignore us
and we explicitly try to communicate with callouts as cryptically as possible

[remote lark]

In reality

It's because the manager deserved it

And I got written up cause i did it in front of the new hire

Lmao

My first 2 are for stupid shit

"Wore a hat'

[grizzled aspen]

At least the new hire knows what theyre messing with.

Saucy boy...

[remote lark]

Putting this in my manifesto

Idk what that symbol means

The red lightning bolt

I'm Harry potter

[clever swan]

google knows

[modern lintel]

chronic engine explosion disease

[remote lark]

Yippee

[clever swan]

"usually indicates a problem with the electronic throttle control system"

[remote lark]

I can't read

[vague depot]

Your throttle is in danger Harry

[clever swan]

The throttle control system controls the amount of air that enters the engine.
A problem with the system can cause the engine to run rough, stall, or accelerate on its own.
The light may come on briefly when you first start your car, but if it stays on or comes on while driving, you should have your car checked.

[remote lark]

Oh so it could be the air filter

I'll check that

[modern lintel]

i hope its the transmission

[grizzled aspen]

You are losing cruise control and your car is losing accelerative power.

[remote lark]

OH WAIT

[grizzled aspen]

It's likely a sensor.

[remote lark]

The front fan on my car hasn't been working for like 2 months

That's probably it

(It's always like 40-50deg out so I didn't think it was a big issue cuz engine won't overheat)

[brave cedar]

got true survivor

W

[remote lark]

gj scary lady

[grizzled aspen]

Methinks you should see a mechanic, Lumii.

[brave cedar]

and i didnt zealot swap

[remote lark]

Methinks I live not even paycheck to paycheck, i live dollar to dollar rn

Got my car fixed 4 times

[grizzled aspen]

Damn, that's rough.

[remote lark]

5 grand later I have no money and car still brokey

[modern lintel]

the perils of vr

[grizzled aspen]

If it makes you feel any better I'm broke as a joke and my glasses are in their death throes.

[remote lark]

If it rlly comes down to it I'll just do a few commissions

Then I will be fine

They're just boring af

[grizzled aspen]

If my glasses actually break I'm unbelievably cooked.

[brave cedar]

never heard that expression before, the first one

[remote lark]

I can charge like almost a thousand dollars depending on what ppl want from me on vr commissions

so

[brave cedar]

dude literally same

[brave cedar]

i literally studied animation at uni to do this

[grizzled aspen]

I have seen the things furries will pay for and this disturbs me greatly.

[brave cedar]

then realized the depth of the supergooning epidemic in VR spaces and literally could not continue

[clever swan]

more like supergrooming

[brave cedar]

that shit is psychopathic

LITERALLY

like WHAT

i literally watched a completely normal guy become a fat bald neckbeard incel because of vrchat

[clever swan]

and not a single kitten to show for it

[brave cedar]

i KNOWWWW

[copper hawk]

mraow

wait

no

[grizzled aspen]

Incel is such an icky sticky word.

[brave cedar]

we talked about it its so BAD

[copper hawk]

woof

[brave cedar]

i know dude ive never met someone that like deserved that title

[grizzled aspen]

What a shame that its used on normal, voluntarily celibate people for no reason.

[brave cedar]

but watching bro become a greased up woman-hating loser is like

[grizzled aspen]

Can't even properly call somebody one because of its overuse.

[drowsy steppe]

one can only imagine what furry art someone asked that the artist asked for $2K payment

[brave cedar]

people will say anything to make the opposition look worse man

[remote lark]

I studied nothing

I just made my own vrchat avatars then ppl asked me to make avis for them

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah hes just a HUGE FUCKING NERD

[drowsy steppe]

I think those guys just use asexual

[drowsy steppe]

cute

[remote lark]

I am not cute

I will kill you

[brave cedar]

ive got a bachelors in business administration and a masters in animation

[grizzled aspen]

Do you want me to post the image?

:3

[remote lark]

Do not

[grizzled aspen]

What will you do about it?

[remote lark]

Fucker

I'll barrel you

All night

[grizzled aspen]

Not in true survivor you wont.

[remote lark]

[grizzled aspen]

It requires all of us to stay alive.

[remote lark]

Yeah I will cause ur gonna pop urself anyway

[frozen kernel]

oof

[grizzled aspen]

Physically can't, gonna play smite gunker.

[remote lark]

you'll find a way

[brave cedar]

literally my build

[remote lark]

@frozen kernel eta 1.5h

[grizzled aspen]

Actually yeah I can, force sword PA does like 4% peril or whatever.

[remote lark]

I want u 2 know youve ruined him

He's literally salivating over gunker and is redesigning our whole comp around it

[grizzled aspen]

It had never occurred to me that I can hold smite for free for 10s with warp unbound, thats the only reason why I'm doing it.

[brave cedar]

thats adorable

literally my build AHAHAH

[grizzled aspen]

Plus infernus recon is a nice thing to have for pus hardened.

[brave cedar]

youre welcome for the foresight

[grizzled aspen]

She physically can't, I won't let another latina ruin my life.

[remote lark]

I still really want tau on veteran frog

[brave cedar]

too bad bro im in ur head

[remote lark]

He's REALLY good at shooting specialists and I don't see a reason to change him

[frozen kernel]

You laughed at her build

Now you're using it

What a noob

[brave cedar]

teehee

[grizzled aspen]

Dude lmao you dont even know what happened.

[remote lark]

ANSWER MEEE

FROGIUS

[frozen kernel]

I know exactly what happened

[brave cedar]

and i got true survivor on gunker too

[grizzled aspen]

I went from 87% peril to 100% and randomly popped.

[brave cedar]

aint nobody that can say shit anymore

[brave cedar]

felt

[frozen kernel]

u changed ur opinion after being presented with evidence

what a NERD

[remote lark]

post scoreboard?

[brave cedar]

i just restarted, does it keep it?

if i hit f5?

[grizzled aspen]

He can do the same thing on gunker if he wants to.

[remote lark]

Yrah if it's not there u can press O in f5 and it'll scan

[brave cedar]

awesome

lemme see

[grizzled aspen]

I just need a gunker with smite for this setup.

[frozen kernel]

It keeps like 20 scoreboards I think

[remote lark]

UGHH

[brave cedar]

ohh yeag then it should keep it

[remote lark]

Cine

But if he feeds I'm making him swap back

[grizzled aspen]

However, methinks my strat actually wont work for true survivor, now that I think about it.

[brave cedar]

i didnt get the most kills though, we had someone else eaating lots of ammo

[grizzled aspen]

Martyr zealout has the plus of being able to tactically go down.

[remote lark]

Our current comp was 100% clearing easily

[grizzled aspen]

Its good for clearing.

But its not good for true survivor.

[remote lark]

I wanna do like 1 pull tonight on our old comp cuz I'm stubborn

[brave cedar]

this was the scoreboard for our true survivor

[remote lark]

Brogius

[grizzled aspen]

So we may just stick with what we were doing.

[remote lark]

Wtf was that zealot doing

[brave cedar]

its a lot of playing around the ogryn and the ogryn playing around me

but it works! 😄

[brave cedar]

i KNOW

he dipped right after 💀

literally disappeared

[remote lark]

Dude isn't the highest in any category

[grizzled aspen]

What was your ogryn running?

[remote lark]

I'd kill to see his build

I bet it's some dumb max tdr cdr thing

[clever swan]

hey bro at least he didnt go down i guess

[brave cedar]

my ogryn is the best ogryn i know

[remote lark]

True!

[brave cedar]

yeah he popped until death twice.

[remote lark]

LMAO

[brave cedar]

to gunners cuz he would go past the bubble like a dumbass

then we swapped to gunpsyker

[clever swan]

eh his damage taken is good

[brave cedar]

and we cleared

[grizzled aspen]

I need to brush up on my aim so I'm not fucking throwing.

[clever swan]

i still need to get true survivor but im too scared

[remote lark]

Was the ogryn on karsolas or something silly?

[brave cedar]

yes! 😄

[remote lark]

That explains his damage then

[brave cedar]

i love making space for him to just smack everything over and over

[remote lark]

It's hard to horde clear with a good karsolas ogryn

[frozen kernel]

Do you want me to play vet you arthritic old fuck

[brave cedar]

its extremely useful

[remote lark]

It takes everything

[grizzled aspen]

I feel like a car sales rumbler ogryn with a vet on your team would be sick.

[remote lark]

I barely kept up with dorn when he played on karsolas

[brave cedar]

what.

[grizzled aspen]

Mf you are 5 years older than me.

[frozen kernel]

Yeah but evidently ur aim is shit

As a young person you have no other excuse