maybe not instantly but eventually it will
#zealot-class
neat grove
bleak crystal
Hardeer…?
bleak crystal
All jokes aside, havoc is a different beast from mauric.
neat grove
thats why they should be combined into something different to both
copper hawk
it's a prolific issue in darktide
bleak crystal
Lower levels are a joke. When emperor’s fading light is inputted then things get dicey.
acoustic dune
All jokes aside, havoc is a different beast from mauric.
after getting my shit and stuff from havoc ill only do havoc for penance at best
copper hawk
a massive amount of stuff is just not true in the tooltips
so it's irritating when the tooltips consistently lie to you
acoustic dune
i will touch the light of day that fucking ever again
neat grove
yes when the gunners are actually locked in the game is significantly harder
hexed igloo
I love that impact and stagger are the same thing and also like 6 other fucking stats that have different names but are just the same
clever swan
brittleness and rending: 
neat grove
I love that impact and stagger are the same thing and also like 6 other fucking ...
stat stacking is certainly something new to me
neat grove
brittleness and rending: <:mari_smug:629172221721706496>
those are the same thing right?
clever swan
i guess
hexed igloo
Finesse and weakpoint
neat grove
like there just damage reduction debuff right?
hexed igloo
Just fucking call it what it is why do these have these headass names
clever swan
brittleness applies rending is my understanding
neat grove
call it flingle, borple, snog
hexed igloo
Gnarp
neat grove
now you get it
hexed igloo
neat grove
ive been there before it sucks
neat grove
couldnt afford one
hexed igloo
Nah but I have a hot take I love car lighters
neat grove
god i dont miss my 20s at all
stone fern
nah doesnt take too long
hexed igloo
The little fuckin coil you press in and it heats up its goes so hard
I want a portable one
neat grove
The little fuckin coil you press in and it heats up its goes so hard
well yeah its literally like a genius level thing that people randomly decided was bad
stone fern
ive been there before it sucks
ive accidentally lit a cig in class during online classes with a soldering iron
hexed igloo
Waaah waaah don't smoke in the car with kids waaah
neat grove
ive accidentally lit a cig in class during online classes with a soldering iron
how do you accidentally do that
hexed igloo
Mf iain having kids ever let me fucking smoke in my car
stone fern
how do you accidentally do that
i forgot the camera was on
neat grove
Waaah waaah don't smoke in the car with kids waaah
thats why the kids today are weak
neat grove
i forgot the camera was on
what
stone fern
yeah
hexed igloo
thats why the kids today are weak
Not enough people get punched in the mouth these days and it really shows
bleak crystal
Online classes…
stone fern
i turned it on to ask about the soldering iron and why it wasnt working correctly
since it was on i figured
....
the teachers reaction was "ok if you're gonna smoke im gonna drink a beer"
hexed igloo
Online classes…
Smth really funny but also depressing to me is the reading levels of kids these days, like there's almost illiterate 16 year old kids it's fucking insane
hexed igloo
Computer literacy too because they only use fucking chrome books and ipads
No kids know how to use a computer
You can ask one to make a fucking folder on their desktop and they'll just give you a blank stare
neat grove
Smth really funny but also depressing to me is the reading levels of kids these ...
because all they do is watch an ipad instead of involved parents
neat grove
You can ask one to make a fucking folder on their desktop and they'll just give ...
i never thought my generation would be one of the last actually good generations and everyone hates us
hexed igloo
i never thought my generation would be one of the last actually good generations...
What year?
hexed igloo
Yeah makes sense, I'm an 02 kid, I honeslty think the cutoff for being cool is 03
clever swan
coincidentally it's right after you were born
hexed igloo
Anyone past that is like...unironically stupid
tame pumice
Just fucking call it what it is why do these have these headass names
So basically damage, stagger, cleave, critical dmg, and weakspot dmg are all stats and they do get called them that in game. But where finesse, impact, and
strength come in is that they are a bunch of stats bundled together. Strength is dmg, cleave, and stagger. Finesse is critical dmg and weakspot dmg. Impact is stagger and something else.
hexed igloo
coincidentally it's right after you were born
Coincidentally also I left school like 2 years before they started doing everything in chromebooks and ipads
tame pumice
Rending I agree man is stupid mostly because fatshit doesn't explain how armour damage multipliers work
neat grove
Coincidentally also I left school like 2 years before they started doing everyth...
i visited my old school a couple years back so i could go to game design school
they all had sorts of stuff that we never couldve had
hexed igloo
Yeah and it's only making it worse
hexed igloo
We had some chromebooks when I was in high school and I was considered a computer genius because I knew a tiny bit and could fix minor issues
neat grove
Yeah and it's only making it worse
not to mention galaxy gas which is marketed to kids
hexed igloo
Hell yeah we love cutting oxygen to the brain, something proven to make you fucking stupid
hexed igloo
I did a whipit once, and it sucks lmao, it's not worth it at all
neat grove
I did a whipit once, and it sucks lmao, it's not worth it at all
L
never did that shit and never gonna do that shit
hexed igloo
All this effort for literally 20 seconds of lightheaded
neat grove
i chose weed like a responsible person
hexed igloo
I don't have the addictive personality thing, I don't care abt drugs really
neat grove
All this effort for literally 20 seconds of lightheaded
the reason people keep doing it is they literally are stripping their understanding that its making them stupid
hexed igloo
I do have nic addiction though, so idk
neat grove
just say you smoke cigs or vape
hexed igloo
I've smoked weed, mdma, a few other misc ones, they're fine but I just don't care enough yo buy it
clever swan
I do have nic addiction though, so idk
average "i dont have the addictive personality thing" sayer
neat grove
i have an addictive personality
hexed igloo
I have an addictive penis
drifting wolf
good for you i guess
neat grove
but like ya know im glad im not addicted to like murder or violence or theft
neat grove
good for you i guess
it means he cant stop jorking it
tame pumice
Ah is that why it hasn't been used yet? It's banned for addiction reasons?
drifting wolf
neat grove
https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-peter-griffin-brian-griffin-family-guy-gif-159...
never do meth
winged aspen
Ah is that why it hasn't been used yet? It's banned for addiction reasons?
It provokes aids
hexed igloo
Yall r so mean :((
hexed igloo
Ah is that why it hasn't been used yet? It's banned for addiction reasons?
It was kinda like the opioid epidemic
hexed igloo
even adderall do not take that stuff
Unless prescribed :))
neat grove
Unless prescribed :))
fight your dr on that
its not good
it does way harm to you and your mind than untreated add
hexed igloo
Study?
hexed igloo
Nah I'm just lowkey stupid
stone fern
i have an addictive personality
maybe reconsider darktide then
do something less harmful
winged aspen
Nah I'm just lowkey stupid
Lowk geeked
stone fern
like gambling
winged aspen
Hop on that dark
grizzled aspen
Unless prescribed :))
Yes, take the prescribed microdoses of methamphetamine.
clever swan
it does way harm to you and your mind than untreated add
doubtful
hexed igloo
experience
1 persons experience doesn't outweigh decades of study, I get it fucked you up but doesn't mean it fucks everyone up
neat grove
maybe reconsider darktide then
no it satisfies the infinite abyss of black rage i have whispering that it wants blood
drifting wolf
crack
neat grove
1 persons experience doesn't outweigh decades of study, I get it fucked you up b...
those studies were paid by the pharmacies that produce adderal
hexed igloo
Yeah not a fan of it tbh
winged aspen
RoR2 captain holy fuck
drifting wolf
on the couch, preferably when your dog walks up to you and asks what you're doing
hexed igloo
those studies were paid by the pharmacies that produce adderal
You're getting more schizo than me homie
winged aspen
hexed igloo
Who else is gonna pay the guys doing the work
neat grove
You're getting more schizo than me homie
no i just happen to know the dirty secret of the industry
tame pumice
It was kinda like the opioid epidemic
Ah I see. Greatly overblown.
winged aspen
Who else is gonna pay the guys doing the work
Not me 
drifting wolf
those who know
hexed igloo
Not me <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Yeah exactly lmao, someone gotta pay for work to be done
neat grove
most studies for medications like that are paid for by the people who produce those medications
winged aspen
Those who don’t know:
hexed igloo
most studies for medications like that are paid for by the people who produce th...
Yeah, correct, that's how that works
That's how trials work
They're also heavily regulated, if Adderall was that harmful to everyone it would have been banned long ago
lament blaze
It's still a problem though
neat grove
wow this company paid these guys to say their medicine is good, i should take it for 40 years
lament blaze
It's just an issue that doesn't really have a nice solution
winged aspen
wow this company paid these guys to say their medicine is good, i should take it...
Geeked for 40 is crazy work
neat grove
it does
neat grove
Geeked for 40 is crazy work
i mean its solid business
hexed igloo
Pick your poison, government lies to you or the industry lies to you
hexed igloo
If they were trying to kill you they wouldn't have made asbestos illegal
lament blaze
All sorts of research gets tainted by the need for money.
winged aspen
Thx king
drifting wolf
trust no one and create your own unsafe and extremely illegal controlled substances
drink lead huff asbestos
neat grove
If they were trying to kill you they wouldn't have made asbestos illegal
yet they never cleared out the homes with it...
neat grove
and those homes are still on the market?
winged aspen
Shoutout to the goat Meow
neat grove
hmm
copper hawk
lament blaze
trust no one and create your own unsafe and extremely illegal controlled substan...
Shulgin intensifies
hexed igloo
yet they never cleared out the homes with it...
Got a source to cite?
winged aspen
trust no one and create your own unsafe and extremely illegal controlled substan...
Trust in soldier’s syringe 
misty nova
oh hey that finally got pinned
Yeah
After I went 10 minutes searching from it
And someone requested the pin
neat grove
Got a source to cite?
theres a literal gun site that warns that some product have asbestos
misty nova
grizzled aspen
Got a source to cite?
If youre pulling the "source" card on asbestos insulation I'm actually going to eat your liver.
copper hawk
I looooove red 40
hexed igloo
Do you know how much asbestos was used lmao, they're actively finding more and more every day, and removing it lmao
winged aspen
She’s the GOAT 🗣️‼️
neat grove
If youre pulling the "source" card on asbestos insulation I'm actually going to ...
damn cannibalism
copper hawk
hard nexus
Im clearin aurics cuz of your builds
swag !
hexed igloo
theres a literal gun site that warns that some product have asbestos
Probably a disclaimer on guns being stored somewhere that previously had asbestos
Laws funny like thst
grizzled aspen
damn cannibalism
Long story short, it's safer to leave it where it is than to send crews in to remove it.
copper hawk
Yah
winged aspen
Long story short, it's safer to leave it where it is than to send crews in to re...
You eat the insulation in your house
neat grove
Do you know how much asbestos was used lmao, they're actively finding more and m...
weird how ive never heard of any asbestos removals ever happening
hexed igloo
If youre pulling the "source" card on asbestos insulation I'm actually going to ...
Good luck it'll probably kill you
copper hawk
Asbestos has a chance to circumvent respirators
drifting wolf
mocha addicts trying to convince you that it's actually better drinking all that mocha for the movement and attack speed buffs instead of just cutting off legs from goats and injecting yourself with green substances
copper hawk
And it's incredibly difficult to decon after a large removal operation
hexed igloo
weird how ive never heard of any asbestos removals ever happening
Weird how every time I hear about asbestos being found it gets removed
lament blaze
weird how ive never heard of any asbestos removals ever happening
It happens all the time. There was never a nationwide purge of asbestos because holy shit that's a lot of money
copper hawk
It's better to condemn the building or remove what you can from areas that have a lot in it
grizzled aspen
Sending in crews to remove asbestos insulation puts it in the air in the area for a long time, so between that and the possibility that your respirator won't work correctly, they only do it after the entire area has been bulldozed.
winged aspen
Went from darktide to adderal, meth and asbestos now
neat grove
It happens all the time. There was never a nationwide purge of asbestos because ...
arent we 9 trillion in debt?
winged aspen
This is what darktide is all about
copper hawk
And yes there are shit tons of removal operations lmfao
hexed igloo
Iron I get you, I really do, but this is a bit too schizo and you really gotta be stressing yourself out
copper hawk
They happen all the time
grizzled aspen
If you wanna argue that, go ahead, but I'm not bothering to entertain anything about it because what I'm saying on the topic is factual.
violet hornet
if asbestos is that bad, imagine asworstos
neat grove
weird never heard of em
lament blaze
arent we 9 trillion in debt?
Go on, convince the legislative branches to go and do it
drifting wolf
arent we 9 trillion in debt?
can we get much higher (so high)
copper hawk
The Army did it to a shit ton of facilities
winged aspen
if asbestos is that bad, imagine asworstos
My god…
grizzled aspen
if asbestos is that bad, imagine asworstos
Hilarious.
hexed igloo
weird never heard of em
copper hawk
Just cuz uve never heard of an asbestos removal op doesnt mean they never happen lmfao
U can hear about it by googling it
That shrimple
It's also not profitable to remove it
violet hornet
I am laughing at how awful my own wordplay is
neat grove
Just cuz uve never heard of an asbestos removal op doesnt mean they never happen...
says the random bits of text on the screen
copper hawk
Which is why it's not going anywhere
plush estuary
copper hawk
Verminslide
winged aspen
how is vermintide?
Fun
drifting wolf
i hate rats
copper hawk
Like a jankier darktide
winged aspen
Yea that
neat grove
is there a big sword?
drifting wolf
yes
copper hawk
Lots
winged aspen
is there a big sword?
A lot
neat grove
then i must play it
copper hawk
And polearms
neat grove
because their awesome
drifting wolf
they haven't been elightened by the poleaxe yet
winged aspen
Y do ppl like big swords
Berserk
copper hawk
Espada ropera is my fav ,,
winged aspen
And because big ass swords are awesome
copper hawk
Or the kriegmesser ,,
neat grove
like look at this
copper hawk
they haven't been elightened by the poleaxe yet
Erm
copper hawk
Pollaxe*
copper hawk
My fav medieval wpn is the goedendag
winged aspen
Fake name
hexed igloo
how is vermintide?
It's darktide but closer to l4d2, it's way more melee focused, and you die quicker
winged aspen
My fav medieval wpn is the goedendag
Your fave weapon is the Güten tag
neat grove
It's darktide but closer to l4d2, it's way more melee focused, and you die quick...
what part im a greatsword monkey did you not understand?
melee is my bread and butter its what im good at
hexed igloo
Oh I am too dw
copper hawk
Your fave weapon is the Güten tag
Google it lil blud
winged aspen
Google it lil blud
hexed igloo
what part im a greatsword monkey did you not understand?
Gs in vermintide slaps pretty hard
copper hawk
Fear the twink armed w the goedendag
winged aspen
Bruh thats a spear
winged aspen
Modernized spear lol
copper hawk
Which was used for bludgeoning
hexed igloo
Spear with a cap
winged aspen
I fw spears though
copper hawk
It's a heavy bludgeoning and thrusting instrument
hexed igloo
I fw some spears
winged aspen
It's 15th century
That’s a spear vro 💔
hexed igloo
I'm more of a war pick man myself
copper hawk
Historical examples had studs on the cap for bludgeoning
winged aspen
Big ass mining picks
copper hawk
That's like saying a partisan is a spear
hexed igloo
Spear with big blade
winged aspen
That's like saying a partisan is a spear
Yeah
violet hornet
That’s a spear vro 💔
he just likes anything with a shaft
hexed igloo
Stick + sharp thing on tip = spear
copper hawk
Noob down..
winged aspen
That’s a spear with a cap on it 😭
hexed igloo
Cap
grizzled aspen
It's a heavy bludgeoning and thrusting instrument
How about just a winged spear?
With a counterbalance.
drifting wolf
sords are spears with little shafts and big blade
hexed igloo
I prefer a legged spear
hexed igloo
sords are spears with little shafts and big blade
Now you're getting it
hushed knoll
Hi ice cream sundae frog
hexed igloo
You mean lugged?
No
grizzled aspen
Tf is a "legged spear"?
drifting wolf
spear with legs
grizzled aspen
I'm gonna eat you.
hexed igloo
I'm gonna eat you.
😏
hexed igloo
😏
neat grove
Tf is a "legged spear"?
an angry stick bug whose waging war
copper hawk
Hewing spear
hexed igloo
an angry stick bug whose waging war
Nah I was thinking more like the robot dog but it's body is just a Spear and it's made of wood
neat grove
mewing spear?
neat grove
Nah I was thinking more like the robot dog but it's body is just a Spear and it'...
..that was bad
you could do better
hexed igloo
Yeah call me bad again 🤤
drifting wolf
grizzled aspen
Hewing spear
This makes me think of a glaive.
hexed igloo
Aka spear with long sharp tip
grizzled aspen
Yeah call me bad again 🤤
grizzled aspen
Aka spear with long sharp tip
No, two separate weapons.
hexed igloo
clever swan
anime lance > real life lance
drifting wolf
kid named gunlance
hexed igloo
No, two separate weapons.
It's a spear with a long sharp tip
hexed igloo
kid named gunlance
Spear with gun
grizzled aspen
Spears are thrusting weapons that might also be used for slashing in extreme cases, glaives are single edged cutting weapons that may also be used for thrusting.
hexed igloo
Spears are thrusting weapons that might also be used for slashing in extreme cas...
Spear with long sharp tip
drifting wolf
gun is spear
grizzled aspen
Ok you're ragebaiting I'm gonna eat your liver now.
drifting wolf
orcas when they see a shark minding its own business
hexed igloo
https://tenor.com/view/monsterhunter-monsterhunterwilds-gunlance-monsterhuntergu...
Gunlance is so cool I wish it was fun 💔
clever swan
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/monsterhunter-monsterhunterwilds-gunlance-monsterhuntergu...
Ok what the hell is the practical purpose for this thing?
clever swan
hunting monsters
hexed igloo
Ok what the hell is the practical purpose for this thing?
Stab, bang
Sometimes bang, stab
drifting wolf
Ok what the hell is the practical purpose for this thing?
blowing trexes up
grizzled aspen
blowing trexes up
Holy based.
drifting wolf
hexed igloo
https://tenor.com/view/jaggi-explode-explosion-wyvernfire-shoot-gif-837505894346...
What do you think of the changes for wilds?
Idk if gl handles any differently tbh
drifting wolf
it's been a hot minute since i saw the trailer and gameplay but i recall that it's overall meant to be more fluid and focused more on the gun part instead of just going into a slam combo and exploding every 5 seconds, reloading repeat
hexed igloo
Didn't make the beta?
neat grove
https://tenor.com/view/monsterhunter-monsterhunterwilds-gunlance-monsterhuntergu...
awesome
ocean stratus
is flamer just kinda bad on anything that isnt havoc I feel like it takes too long to get any pay off from it when I already have a lawnmowing relic blade
hexed igloo
I managed to ditch work to run the beta, and I'm in love with the new db+gs
drifting wolf
i wouldnt know my pc was choking on the sands in that game
grizzled aspen
is flamer just kinda bad on anything that isnt havoc I feel like it takes too lo...
No, relic blade is just a finally good across the board weapon outside of crusher so you dont necessarily need flamer for anything. Excellent horde clear, single target, and armor damage, all wrapped up in one nice package.
hexed igloo
I don't know how I managed to play it considering my cpu falls short by a fair margin
grizzled aspen
Flamer really helps when fighting burgle and bulwark spam.
That's the only things rb has issues with.
Otherwise, run something like a brautogun or recon.
Tknives let you deal with specialists and your gun can abuse dance of death, as you should be using twbs with rb anyway.
ocean stratus
how should I deal with the current crusher hordes there's like 40 of them sometimes
I thought flamer would help but
ocean stratus
feels like they need too much setup
grizzled aspen
how should I deal with the current crusher hordes there's like 40 of them someti...
You get a competent team.
Luck.
drifting wolf
i think gunlance is just one of those acquired tastes cause it's a weapon i've always to play but never could get into it
grizzled aspen
Real talk if you know how to kite and have a boltgun you can remove several crushers in one mag.
grizzled aspen
You'll be hoovering up ammo but if you can aim your tknives and don't use your boltgun outside of crusher deletion then you can manage.
grizzled aspen
Yuppers.
Using too many bullets.
There's also a sound cue for the ogryn train arriving.
The same sound they use for sniper waves in vent purge missions.
Just keep your ears perked up for that sound in particular and you should be able to predict where the ogryn train is coming from, then you can pick off some crushers or reapers before they get to you.
grizzled aspen
Yeah it makes a sound.
quartz marsh
Then again the hound one is also, well, loud.
stone fern
Tbh I never heard the sniper wave sound cue before
its not real
its the same as the noise the books make
like cmon snipers are supposed to be stealthy
books dont make sounds
frozen kernel
What do you think of the changes for wilds?
I think the IG changes not being in the beta is stupid
But I’m going to buy the game regardless
spare talon
Tbh I never heard the sniper wave sound cue before
Sniper waves make like a radio interference sound
It's the non specific wave sound
frozen kernel
They also have fucking rocks in their boots
spare talon
Same plays for ogryn waves in the event, or tox bomber waves in that havoc modifier
sullen forge
see if you BOTHERED playing Vent Purge Snipers once in a blue moon you'd recognize it smh..
frozen kernel
I want more moments where it’s just “Shit went wrong, survive” like when we lose Vox connection to the Mourningstar in the blighted stims mission
Obscura Den?
visual stream
Obscura Den isn't as big of a threat as it should be imo
frozen kernel
^^
frozen kernel
Thematically it feels cool when the music hits and everything is misty
tawdry leaf
They also have fucking rocks in their boots
i got a snake in my boot 🗣️
frozen kernel
But then like a whole 8 enemies spawn over 5 minutes
Then you plant the charge and leave
sullen forge
They could just make an incredibly CQC based level and have it as literally just 90% of the mission you're in the dark till they manage to get you on Vox at the end
tawdry leaf
(first thing that came to mind when i read that without context)
sullen forge
like 90% of the mission is just Improv to disrupt the Dreg's
frozen kernel
I would like a mission where you’re just mulching through it banging out fuckloads of optional objectives
All of them make the finale easier or more badass
copper hawk
They could make yo mama..
frozen kernel
Like oh you did the little gameboy minigame at the mid event? Cool, you can turn giant fans on and it’ll start sucking enemies (and allies) into the sides of the room or something
quartz marsh
Sniper waves make like a radio interference sound
Ah
copper hawk
WTF
frozen kernel
Like the big fan on hourglass
quartz marsh
ty
frozen kernel
What is happening
The reactions
Gale is Krillin. He can’t keep up with saiyans reacting at this speed
KAKAROT
sullen forge
frozen kernel
tidal berry
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/pewpewpewpew-ahmed-mohsin-%D8%A3%D8%AD%D9%85%D8%AF-%D9%85...
wait a min
frozen kernel
Time waits for no man
median steeple
frozen kernel
sullen forge
frozen kernel
And a healthy supply of Ted Lasso gifs and emojis
sullen forge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1329674552615243867/G...
why do they tweak out
acoustic dune
why do they tweak out
prob some eldar clown shit
i mean i too would be mad if my drawing suck ass in public let alone, well alone
opaque island
do i want a pb & J or mac n cheese
acoustic dune
do i want a pb & J or mac n cheese
what if hear me out
frozen kernel
do i want a pb & J or mac n cheese
Have you had breakfast or are you me?
opaque island
Have you had breakfast or are you me?
well its 5 pm so i did HAVE breakfast
frozen kernel
If A, cheesey mac. If B, sandwich
frozen kernel
well its 5 pm so i did HAVE breakfast
I’m an overnighter. It’s my day off but I just woke up 20 minutes ago
If I face tanked mac and cheese right now I’d vomit lmao
opaque island
I see i guess im facetanking some mac n cheese for you then
acoustic dune
I see i guess im facetanking some mac n cheese for you then
just eat a omelette or smth
eat some eggs
multiple
with bread
frozen kernel
If you got em
frozen kernel
Crumble Cheezits over your Mac and cheese
acoustic dune
I do not have eggs currently
what do you mean you dont have eggs
frozen kernel
Eggs are expensive
acoustic dune
Eggs are expensive
they are?
opaque island
I do not... have eggs... its pretty self explanatory
acoustic dune
tf is hapenning in america?
frozen kernel
Unless you’ve got an egg plug they’re not the most financially efficient thing to keep in the fridge
median steeple
frozen kernel
tf is hapenning in america?
“Avian Flu” + corporate greed
acoustic dune
Unless you’ve got an egg plug they’re not the most financially efficient thing t...
you keep them in the fridge?
frozen kernel
You need an egg plug desperately in this economy
opaque island
everyone and their mom has an air fryer, are they really that good?
median steeple
you keep them in the fridge?
yeah you have to in america
clever swan
Big Fridge and Big Egg in cahoots
opaque island
you keep them in the fridge?
I rent an apartment where the fuck am i gonna raise chickens? im asusming thats what you're implying
median steeple
since they mega wash them so they lose the protective coating that allows them to stay fresh
vague depot
everyone and their mom has an air fryer, are they really that good?
its like the dueling sword of cooking unironically
acoustic dune
yeah you have to in america
god i love not being an american
frozen kernel
I tried to hatch a store bought egg under my bed once as a child
acoustic dune
I rent an apartment where the fuck am i gonna raise chickens? im asusming thats ...
i just keep mine under the sink
frozen kernel
It did not work
opaque island
this is bait
acoustic dune
again i dont use fridges
opaque island
under the sink is for cleaning supplies
violet hornet
Eggs in America are washed after collection which compromises the natural seal on the egg, meaning they must be refrigerated
acoustic dune
under the sink is for cleaning supplies
i keep those else were
like next to the water heater
vague depot
under the sink is 300 plastic bags folded in on each other that i use to wrap around my garbage can for easier cleaning
royal vortex
Eggs in America are washed after collection which compromises the natural seal o...
i also do not want my natural seal compromised which is why i do not shower
opaque island
wild take
vague depot
eggs in america are eggs
spare dome
josho will never wash off their sexual miasma
acoustic dune
which is bad because i keep my rice bag next to the water heater aswell
median steeple
Im gonna do this to you
opaque island
https://tenor.com/view/cat-wash-goofy-cute-rice-wash-gif-1502861200772748974
is that what we're calling it now?
royal vortex
Im gonna do this to you
this is imperialism
violet hornet
i also do not want my natural seal compromised which is why i do not shower
Out here living in 3025
opaque island
woops wrong reply
vague depot
to preserve the natural seal on the eggs i lay them myself
delicate shadow
oh hey that finally got pinned
it's a shame it's gonna get buried under misinformation pins
spare dome
homemade eggs
delicate shadow
😔
opaque island
ive honestly never heard of this natural seal eggs have... ive only ever seen them be refrigerated
acoustic dune
it's a shame it's gonna get buried under misinformation pins
and i was the one asking
opaque island
but ive also not been on a farm with alot of chickens before
acoustic dune
i the mogman
violet hornet
Who's pinning misinformation?
royal vortex
me
opaque island
me im the
delicate shadow
me
violet hornet
Noice
royal vortex
i'm releasing the snyder cut of the crusher guide
median steeple
Someone blow up josho before he finishes it
violet hornet
I'll make sure to keep directing new players to the pins then
acoustic dune
anyhow yeah
vague depot
most recent zealot chat pinned messages are guides from a person named meow and another named furry tech priest we are beyond salvation
wallahi
vague depot
good eating
acoustic dune
good eating
3 or 4 egg per day
opaque island
thats alot of egg
vague depot
salt cured egg yolks
opaque island
chicken itself is more protein efficient if thats why you're eating so much egg
acoustic dune
thats alot of egg
well meat are expensive sadly
opaque island
true
vague depot
chicken itself is more protein efficient if thats why you're eating so much egg
i eat the chicken and use the chicken powers i absorbed to lay eggs
two in one combo
fleet zealot
she sauce on my fish until i
vague depot
would you rather put too much or too little water into the rice cooker
vague depot
she sauce on my fish until i
mirin
acoustic dune
would you rather put too much or too little water into the rice cooker
i have a rice cooker
fleet zealot
if you add too much you have soggy ruined rice
vague depot
good job snify wolf
acoustic dune
i just use my fingy as measurement
vague depot
i dont use my finger
vague depot
i eyeball it and call it a day
opaque island
from what ive been told rice cookers are pretty self explanatory
silver stag
opaque island
and easy to use
fleet zealot
from what ive been told rice cookers are pretty self explanatory
white people have to fuck it up
they ran out of water substitue with strawberry jam
vague depot
what
opaque island
in fact i might just go get a rice cooker and eat rice for my diet for the rest of my life
clever swan
smh racism
acoustic dune
from what ive been told rice cookers are pretty self explanatory
its quite literally
rinse rice
put water
click a buttom
wait
???
profit
zinc talon
vague depot
skyrim
opaque island
im actually going through and playing games i havent beaten yet
zinc talon
granted I do whore myself out on steam sale day
acoustic dune
got fustrated and then stop
vague depot
trying to put a certain mod in there
why am i having sex
acoustic dune
in fact i might just go get a rice cooker and eat rice for my diet for the rest...
i use it to make stew as well
and steam stuff
vague depot
jump king
zinc talon
and uninstall and whistle my way dow n the road
but they're indie devs so I don't refund
thrive on my $2
opaque island
I have such a soft spot for indie devs and steam bundles
yknow what isnt horrible https://store.steampowered.com/app/368340?snr=5000_5100__
fleet zealot
vague depot
sifu for free on epic games lets fugging go
acoustic dune
sifu for free on epic games lets fugging go
sadly i miss the december stuff
vague depot
wallahi
acoustic dune
the gave out some great ass game
zinc talon
I fell off the trail of checkin when they started to really thin out the meat selection on the tityles they were releasing
acoustic dune
anything good lately
if you miss the december about daily giveaway then yes
vague depot
waiter waiter
zinc talon
wasn't even in my universe to think about epic during last december
vague depot
release kf2 for free again on egs
acoustic dune
wasn't even in my universe to think about epic during last december
they gave a lot of shit out
opaque island
oh yea i gotta go make mac n cheese
zinc talon
acoustic dune
vague depot
along with a 50gb update that has nothing but 2 dlc weapons and 200 skins with the same texture but just every single color in the wheel
acoustic dune
killing floor 2
oh yeah i have that in my epic game account too
zinc talon
along with a 50gb update that has nothing but 2 dlc weapons and 200 skins with t...
warframe is leaking
vague depot
everytime they release it for free the servers crash because they arent optimized for the new players and all of them end up uninstalling
acoustic dune
i really need to play some other game
vague depot
then they claim to fix it and make it free on egs again only for the exact same thing to happen
this has been repeating itself for like a decade lmao
zinc talon
not to be that guy but, star citizen recently updated a new game server in the launcher that's the preview update of 4.0
acoustic dune
this has been repeating itself for like a decade lmao
good to know kf2 is still alive
acoustic dune
not to be *that* guy but, star citizen recently updated a new game server in the...
full game release when?
zinc talon
that update was the moment I finally said huh, star citizen might not be entirely and totally a scam they might be making a game here
and I bought my first ship
clever swan
bro doesnt even mention the new player limit and server meshing
stone fern
not to be *that* guy but, star citizen recently updated a new game server in the...
let me know when good ships dont cost thousands
vague depot
good to know kf2 is still alive
i remember having a heated discussion with someone about how zweihander was the meta pick for berserker but they kept claiming that decimator was the best and it was all because of some bumass roblox game
zinc talon
there's a gray market but yeah your point's valid
acoustic dune
600 people
how many people actually play star citizen?
zinc talon
there's a ship on the store
that's three thousand dollars
and isn't even in the game yet
and won't be, for a year at least
acoustic dune
i remember having a heated discussion with someone about how zweihander was the ...
why is roblox in there
clever swan
how many people actually play star citizen?
the ones who spent a lot of money are enslaved by the game. if they don't play they don't feel they got their money's worth. it's a vicious cycle
fleet zealot
acoustic dune
i do not know any kf2 roblox clone
acoustic dune
can we hab them eating
vague depot
why is roblox in there
apparently the weapon they were praising as the best melee was because another roblox game had that exact same weapon so their opinion was just completely biased and had nothing to do with meta whatsoever
zinc talon
there's a stalker 2 roblox clone
that isn't exactly terrible, like there's a real game there
clever swan
there's also stalcraft
vague depot
why do so many people try to argue about meta and then instantly bring up the "well i like this so thats that" the moment their opinion loses
acoustic dune
there's a stalker 2 roblox clone
people are sleeping on roblox game for too long
acoustic dune
play amored patrol
fleet zealot
people are sleeping on roblox game for too long
i only play roblox tycoons
zinc talon
it is very certainly not terrible
acoustic dune
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1818450/STALCRAFT_X/
oh i thought you meant an actual stalker game made in roblox
acoustic dune
just not my thing
isnt it more minecrap?
acoustic dune
while i do something else
the new tycoon suck ass
like why tf do i need a rebirth?
zinc talon
the world isn't destrictible for one
and it's a global server mmo
with player caps and instancing
acoustic dune
well thats neat i guess
zinc talon
the guns and gear system is solid
clever swan
isn't it literally minecraft
acoustic dune
speaking of roblox game
fleet zealot
it's annoying
fleet zealot
roblox is like minecraft like how mcdonalds is like a clown
zinc talon
lolwut
stone fern
🚬 double power outage again
acoustic dune
roblox is like minecraft like how mcdonalds is like a clown
i like roblox was there since 2018
acoustic dune
got my iron man mask from the first event
still have it
feeling cutre
might delete later
god i miss when roblox event was actually fun
clever swan
I've never played roblox in my life
opaque island
roblox is an engine not really any particular kind of game
you can play a war thunder like in roblox
its pretty solid
fleet zealot
roblox is a lot like gmod
placid fiber
^
fleet zealot
where suddenly you'll find a gamemode of something that is nothing like a source game
clever swan
watermelon racer
opaque island
its what fortnite tried/is trying to do a little bit
placid fiber
I remember maybe 1 good thing from roblox, but, I never played it much so I never found the true gems
acoustic dune
you can play a war thunder like in roblox
https://www.roblox.com/games/6608498361/CODES-Cursed-Tank-Simulator-FIRE-SUPPORT
the build your own war thunder game
actually make tank gameplay fun
prob
opaque island
alot of the games on roblox now have better versions of them that are actual games like scp shit
acoustic dune
I remember maybe 1 good thing from roblox, but, I never played it much so I neve...
i could recommend some
opaque island
but...roblox is free
acoustic dune
but...roblox is free
sadly a lot of drama like minecrap
especially with the children
placid fiber
i could recommend some
I'm just not in the mood for roblox anymore
acoustic dune
I'm just not in the mood for roblox anymore
even after a decade
game still alive
placid fiber
I feel like I actually played that one
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/wizard-rock-throwing-gif-3095471689337470556
how to make ogryn gameplay better
lament blaze
The best way to play ogryn is to use the "Switch Operative" button
grand tangle
how to make ogryn gameplay better
Rock gun for ogryn when
placid fiber
The best way to play ogryn is to use the "Switch Operative" button
Sweet! Then I can switch to my other Ogryn!
Or 1 of my 4 zealots
hushed knoll
how to make ogryn gameplay better
Why are you throwing stones
placid fiber
Why are you throwing stones
"Let he who is without sin cast the 1st stone"
Ogryn:
lament blaze
Sweet! Then I can switch to my other Ogryn!
I fear no man except those which have two ogryn characters in their char select
I fear the twogryn
placid fiber
I fear no man except those which have two ogryn characters in their char select
...
I have 4 zealots, 2 ogryns, 1 psyker, and 1 vet
lament blaze
wait thats illegal (ik the mod exists)
grand tangle
How
placid fiber
extra loadouts mod
grand tangle
Oh a mod
placid fiber
I got it for the loadouts
clever swan
mods are OP
placid fiber
but then was like "eh, why not?"
lament blaze
I have 2 zealots then 1 of each of the others
placid fiber
That's what I had originally
clever swan
what happens if you turn off the mod? do your extra classes disappear or what
placid fiber
what happens if you turn off the mod? do your extra classes disappear or what
They stay
obsidian prairie
I have 1 of each at full level and then a level 19 psyker and level 15 vet
placid fiber
unless I delete the characters I have access to all 8 whether modded or unmodded darktide
lament blaze
yeah thats why i wont use the mod. i'd be nervous that my chars would disappear if i ever forgot to re-enable the mod after an update or something
even if im told 10000 times that it wouldnt be deleted
i'd still be like. "yeah but what if..."
stone fern
today i learned :3
that boltpistol special does not cancel reload animation
:3333
so dont try to use it to push a poxburster when its reloading :#
placid fiber
I usually use my melee for that >.>
stone fern
stone fern
I usually use my melee for that >.>
but that needs stamina
and if you arent swapped it can be handy
placid fiber
but that needs stamina
but bpistol needs to not be reloading
copper hawk
stone fern
but bpistol needs to not be reloading
yea
stone fern
😠
placid fiber
(I didn't know that either btw)
stone fern
that smither guy was nice to play with tho
stone fern
A rando, that is actually worth playing with?
we spent the entire game as dive bros :3
placid fiber
we spent the entire game as dive bros :3
I did not know you could jump over at that spot
stone fern
ye you can
placid fiber
it doesn't really surprise me, but, neat
stone fern
🚬 more forbidden knowledge
placid fiber
I was today years old when I learned you could vault over to that spot
I'm guessing Ogryn can't, tho
stone fern
nah i think ogryn can do it too
placid fiber
Huh
stone fern
got it in the end 
fleet zealot
placid fiber
"I thought we were going to get coffee..."
clever swan
fleet zealot
https://tenor.com/view/mink-gif-27412345
rolling rolling
placid fiber
"I thought we were going to get coffee..."
"Shut up, I'm looking at my own reflection!"
clever swan
https://tenor.com/view/mink-gif-27412345
me when the ogryn wave comes running to me:
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/mink-gif-27412345
Dark Souls 4: Return of the Beast
Ashes of Ferretadil
Ferret of the First Sin
hearty nebula
Observe;
placid fiber
Cat
fleet zealot
meow
placid fiber
That cat gave you a lot of sass
hearty nebula
the googab
misty mason
modern lintel
misty mason
Any feedback on my bolter build
The one I was running didnt have enough toughness gen
Im worried that im gonna be a damp sponge in melee tho
modern lintel
use the bleed blessing over pinning fire
stone fern
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dfe63c4-23c6-4266-bb8a-77e27161f37c/an...
thats a vet build
solar gorge
stone fern
this is zealot channel
placid fiber
thats a vet build
ur a vet build
solar gorge
thx you for this johnny i needed that
stone fern
no u
stone fern
your point?
asking in the vet channel would be better
placid fiber
asking in the vet channel would be better
And?
misty mason
Probably not
modern lintel
misty mason
All the best vets are zealots
placid fiber
It's almost like... people who know how to play the game... are good at the game...
who would have thought...
modern lintel
ok im looking brother where is ur nade regen
misty mason
The build is primarily designed to shoot bolter gud
I take it when there are +boss or ogryn modifiers
placid fiber
ok im looking brother where is ur nade regen
they also have the 10% rending talent
misty mason
Hence why im looking at it today
modern lintel
brother id kill myself if i saw this build in the morning star im gonna be real
fleet zealot
All the best vets are zealots
yep
misty mason
Its definitely a specialist build
placid fiber
ur build is... "special"
modern lintel
are you building specifically for exe stance @misty mason
misty nova
The lack of grenade Regen is concerning
placid fiber
u went for the ultra reload speed memes
misty mason
More or less yeah
stone fern
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dfe63c4-23c6-4266-bb8a-77e27161f37c/an...
i would do this
swap speed and reload on the right side arent needed if you have exi stance imo
misty mason
Mmm
placid fiber
it still has 10% rending lol
misty mason
Wouldnt demo team be better, sine its one point rather than one plus one tax?
For nade gen
stone fern
demo team is not really that great outside of scab melee/havoc enemy density
misty mason
Yeah fair
I havent played a lot of vet recently
Havoc made me zealot and psyker exclusively
modern lintel
what id do since you want ogryn annihilator
stone fern
what id do since you want ogryn annihilator
median steeple
can I come over and do this to you
quartz marsh
im glad im not the only person who did this
copper hawk
can I come over and do this to you
om nom nom
median steeple
that's a yes
sullen forge
that's a yes
grizzled aspen
can I come over and do this to you
placid fiber
placid fiber
paramount+
modern lintel
if you get these and cara on psword you can reliably push attk light kill crushers aswell
sullen forge
Not even actively nerfing your playstyle smh
modern lintel
my b
misty mason
misty ravine
paramount+
You might say the circled talents are of paramount importance :^)
misty mason
Made a few tweaks
sullen forge
Unironically though this is just a heavily nerfed WS playstyle lmao @modern lintel
like this actually works
misty mason
I knew I had points I could shuffle around
misty ravine
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dfe63c4-23c6-4266-bb8a-77e27161f37c/an...
Anti Big
First thought in my brain:
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
@sullen forge what if weapon spec buffed draw time of your weapons?
Boltgun weapon spec...
sullen forge
<@820414945543716944> what if weapon spec buffed draw time of your weapons?
then its in heavy need of a nerf
even though it does
already
sullen forge
MF needs to have some sort of small bonus to melee
or at least gain stacks from melee weak kills
grizzled aspen
Methinks a precision bonus across the board and headshot kills regardless of melee or ranged grant stacks and pause stack loss.
sullen forge
Oh it does? Never noticed.
Also no it does nothing outside of-
yknow what one second
misty mason
OK I think that should be an improvement
modern lintel
weapon specs already the best option
sullen forge
Methinks a precision bonus across the board and headshot kills regardless of mel...
I dont mind if it doesn't buff melee
I just want to get stacks from melee kills
misty mason
Yeah its my default for sure
misty mason
WS + Agile engagement mwahhh
grizzled aspen
How about a 1% finesse bonus for melee and a 2% finesse bonus for guns?
Incentivizes you to use your gun but your melee damage doesn't fall into the gutter.
grizzled aspen
(people will just run knife ilas and be a fucking menace)
spare talon
Ngl
Vet already has enough melee damage from the nodes above alone
sullen forge
I’d rather not
I’d rather it just get stacks but encourage you to use your gun more
grizzled aspen
Ngl
Vet already has enough melee damage from the nodes above alone
We are talking about marksmans focus and it being a pain in the ass to use.
modern lintel
honestly if they just got rid of the movement getting rid of stacks itd be fine imo
sullen forge
For all I care it could be incredibly minor buffs
spare talon
We are talking about marksmans focus and it being a pain in the ass to use.
Oh I thought it was still WD
sullen forge
I don’t want it to be WS 2
spare talon
WS
grizzled aspen
Weapon spec and ft get a method of increasing your melee damage, both, marksman focus does not.
sullen forge
Oh I thought it was still WD
Cole you don’t understand how much I’m cope using this keystone
grizzled aspen
All I'm considering is it be reworked to grant stacks on melee headshots and have melee headshots pause stack loss.
Or alternatively have it work like fnp, taking melee damage makes you lose stacks.
sullen forge
Methhead induced vision that works with my playstyle
grizzled aspen
Could even go a step further and grant reduced damage against shooter enemies as an aux node
zinc talon
sullen forge
It would fit perfectly with a reworked version rewarding you toughness gained and stamina for landing Weakspot kills
grizzled aspen
#nerd-class
vague depot
It’s morning for you
modern lintel
camouflage giving tdr would be cool
remote lark
No I just wake up at 5pm
vague depot
Ah ok
zinc talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297199640931991648/1299942320753606737/c...
just got home from the likka sto'
vague depot
You mind letting me tag along for a havoc if you play earlier
grizzled aspen
No I just wake up at 5pm
Man works the graveyard shift and then I get to bother him when he gets home. :3
zinc talon
I'm about to sit down to play some, idk if it'll be havoc but it can be
grizzled aspen
You mind letting me tag along for a havoc if you play earlier
We may not do havocs tonight.
zinc talon
have a buddy coming too so space for 2
vague depot
Wallahi
grizzled aspen
Lumii said he gets off an hour later than usual.
vague depot
I need that diamantine stimulus
zinc talon
at least somebody is
sullen forge
camouflage giving tdr would be cool
I’m not a fan of giving veteran more TDR
As an already tanky class
It’s either they make it some sort of less agro with stacks
modern lintel
I’m not a fan of giving veteran more TDR
stoic ass node moment
sullen forge
Or completely rework it
zinc talon
can someone nutshell TDR for me, is it really as simple as reduces the amount of damage you're hit for, to toughness, which basically means everywhere else down the chain also
why is one 5% pip so important
remote lark
It's damage reduction for toughness only
sullen forge
It’s either they make it some sort of less agro with stacks
Like i mean cmon it’s called camouflage
remote lark
why is one 5% pip so important
Pips stack additively instead of multiplicatively
zinc talon
well sure, so in the case of no toughness left it doesn't help
but if you do, it's a flat % reduction on damage taken yeah?
sullen forge
Pretty much
remote lark
Yes
sullen forge
Cause multi would eventually level out
remote lark
So 50 + 50 multiplicaticely would be 50% of the 50% remainder, which is 75
50 + 50 additively would be 100
zinc talon
yeah to such a small change in the final number it might as well not exist
modern lintel
i think w everything vet can already hit something close to like 90 tdr ontop of getting voc if i remember correctly
remote lark
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-bernie-gif-27192884
Yeah I mean 5% isn't that important but additice is still good
zinc talon
ofc
what's the theoretical max a zealot could have with all personal bells and whistles going
sullen forge
multipgpolglijtaly would be 5% * 5% * 5% yeah
Instead of it being like let’s say uh 20 right you take 5 if it’s multi it’s a direct increase vs that 5 going from like 5-7.5-9.25 blah blah
zinc talon
not team stuff
sullen forge
Math is wacky
remote lark
what's the theoretical max a zealot could have with all personal bells and whist...
86% or something.
I did math a while ago.
remote lark
Zealot realistically can sit at 60-70% with a enduring + stalwart build
Anything more than that and you're taking a troll build
misty ravine
Yeah
Trolling the heretics
sullen forge
@modern lintel idea to change camo in a theoretical MF rework