zealot-class

[brave cedar]

whats a brute mission

[grizzled aspen]

Event.

Ogryn spam.

[brave cedar]

there is event?

[grizzled aspen]

Many crushers and bulwarks.

[brave cedar]

oh there is event! 😄

i did not know

[grizzled aspen]

It dropped today.

[brave cedar]

time to incomparable mind or whatever

[grizzled aspen]

I may actually go insane.

These people fall over the moment they have to fight more than 1 crusher.

[brave cedar]

let me joinnn

i love fighting multiple crushers at once 🤤 they get 1shotted half the time

[dry hinge]

Which build

[grizzled aspen]

Mine, but I tweaked it a bit after realizing something Cole showed me.

[brave cedar]

so no team?

[dry hinge]

The melee one?

[grizzled aspen]

That is, souldrinker and pc synergy with some form of soulblaze in your pocket.

[brave cedar]

snaps skateboard

[median steeple]

denied from a hav 1

[grizzled aspen]

You're not online noob...

[median steeple]

holy granola

[fleet zealot]

LMAO

[brave cedar]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1162146228839133223

[placid fiber]

Oof

[dusky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-18655669

[placid fiber]

weird looking ferret

[dusky portal]

thats them wtf dont be rude

[plucky gate]

weird dog

[sterile basalt]

U on rn?

[hexed igloo]

Comical govt try to ban Chinese app, users go to more Chinese app

[sterile basalt]

@sullen forge u wanna play

[clever swan]

how it's even legal to ban tiktok ill never know

[sullen forge]

Toys with atm @merry flume

[sterile basalt]

@grizzled aspen 9557185861

[sullen forge]

Also Maniac + Elite is the play with the Agri 9 btw

tested it with my typical set up

HH + DA and it did fucking wonders

[opaque island]

how many crushers are we talking here?

plague ogryns during events like BoN was?

[vague depot]

It’s like 5 a pack

Barely noticeable compared to normal ogyrn hordes lmao

I think there’s some plogyrn spam but it’s not super oppressive because they’re stupid as fuck and die easily

[sterile basalt]

It’s mainly bulwarks and reapers

[median steeple]

IM FREE

[copper hawk]

Vry coole

What do u run on fgs in havoc

[median steeple]

unstable wrath

flak/cara

[copper hawk]

Noob

[median steeple]

H2 will deal with maniacs without it

[copper hawk]

@spare talon @spare talon

Troof or Rubbish..

[median steeple]

so mean to meeeeeeeeeeee

[frozen kernel]

When people spread out in a big room instead of bottlenecking the pathetically low HP dog waves in a doorway

[plain ferry]

Alright uhhh

[frozen kernel]

Just grab one single assail psyker and start grinding pepper under their nose

Dogs disappear

[spare talon]

ive not done any super testing with it
i run deflector and shred on mine cuz i rarely use it against hordes, mostly against bosses and armor since im typically running purg in havoc

[copper hawk]

Hrmz

[coarse birch]

unstable wrath would be good yeah

[tawdry leaf]

losing and dying in havocs?

[spare talon]

i havent done melee psyker in havoc
would be rough compared to other builds

[tawdry leaf]

just dont die

[median steeple]

my game crashed auuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[tawdry leaf]

its as simple as that

[coarse birch]

i do riposte wrath and unyield/cara

[spare talon]

but thats just how melee psyker goes

[copper hawk]

Can i have ur purg fgs build

Pls

[spare talon]

my havoc specific one?

[copper hawk]

Yah

[spare talon]

ill make it on GL cuz i havent yet

[copper hawk]

Kk tank u

[plain ferry]

@remote lark Sorry about the ping but here's my build:

[obsidian prairie]

Don't take the chorus aux node, take Sustained Assault instead

[spare talon]

might as well move that 5% melee small node to 10% crit

oh that

do that

i didnt even see that

move that to SA

[frozen kernel]

Beat me to it

[obsidian prairie]

That pistol needs some work done too

[frozen kernel]

I started talking like Palpatine in my office

“No no, why do you have the aux node”

[plain ferry]

gotcha

figured it was good to enhance the combat ability

[obsidian prairie]

Typically not worth it

[frozen kernel]

Issa trap talent. Great design by Fartshart

[plain ferry]

my weapons seem fine right?

[median steeple]

I need a hav vet build

shit

realized I've been neglecting this class for that mode

[obsidian prairie]

That laspistol needs major work

[median steeple]

smae with og

[coarse birch]

laspistol perks should probs be changed

[plain ferry]

alright, and the RBlade is fine?

[coarse birch]

ye

[remote lark]

no

[spare talon]

@copper hawk https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor?id=9dfc806b-9b5e-4804-88c3-314007ef4876

[median steeple]

for higher havs you'd want wrath no?

[plain ferry]

im not really doing havocs yet

[frozen kernel]

Might want to swap blessings to dumdum + ghost. Perks should be flak unarmored or elites I think for boss DPS

[coarse birch]

if your doing havoc then wrath yeah

[remote lark]

cranial rampage flak uny or flak unarmored

not carapace

[grizzled aspen]

Nerd...

[remote lark]

Flak elites is good

[spare talon]

wait heres the actual link so you can see the funny image in the embed @copper hawk https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dfc806b-9b5e-4804-88c3-314007ef4876/havoc-bubble-baby-bitch?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[plain ferry]

is there a better weapon than the las pistol?

[copper hawk]

Thnx

[plain ferry]

done

[lean cairn]

gg

[spare talon]

LAUGH AT THIS USER
HE WAS TABBED INTO THE WRONG WINDOW!!

[plush estuary]

he was talking to me

[remote lark]

Most ppl prefer fotf bc with flak elites u can oneshot thrust crushers iirc

[plain ferry]

are the talent points alright?

[lean cairn]

they've gotta let me talk in vc chat or something

[remote lark]

With relic mkx u can also drop thy wtath be swift and the node above it cause ur mainly using light attacks

@plain ferry

free 2 points

[remote lark]

u can put into either distain/anoint or backstab cdr

[plain ferry]

gotcha

[opal star]

I prefer FOTF for the panic onetap against crushers

gotta get these fatasses outta the way

[plain ferry]

alright sounds good

[remote lark]

Personally since ur using book I'd take annoint/distain

[copper hawk]

How far do u think ur build would go

[plain ferry]

?

[frozen kernel]

Put this here for me

[spare talon]

wdym

[copper hawk]

my phone does this thing where if i tab back into darktide it fucking

[frozen kernel]

Alternatively whatever point you get backk from the chorus aux node

[copper hawk]

i can see chat

i mean tab back into discord

i can see chat in real time but it takes forever for my messages to send

[modern lintel]

mine dos the same sometimes

[copper hawk]

the build u gave me earlier, the shrier's one, how far do u think it'd go in havoc

The one 1 gave me earlier

In havoc

Like what lvl do u think it'd fall off

there it is lmfao

[modern lintel]

noob alert

[plain ferry]

womp womp

[remote lark]

Silence

[modern lintel]

silence kennel creature

[frozen kernel]

Eat pant

[remote lark]

He doesn't have sustained assault in that image

[plain ferry]

so what should i do with two talent points then?

[remote lark]

Post ur current talent tree again

[frozen kernel]

It takes a village

[plain ferry]

alright

[median steeple]

evil ass thing to say

[remote lark]

Village idiot

[plain ferry]

*she

[frozen kernel]

Village bicycle

[remote lark]

Explode

[frozen kernel]

[modern lintel]

the truth waits for no one

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/allah-gif-9681215804057221762

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-ballin-i-am-faded-lain-serial-experiments-lain-lain-intro-epic-gif-1986430883137939174

[remote lark]

Annoint and distain at the top

[copper hawk]

middle row

right tree

twbs

[plain ferry]

gotcha

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[remote lark]

It's mkx he doesn't need twbs @copper hawk

[modern lintel]

also use mk2 relic if youre based and not a noob @plain ferry

[copper hawk]

u will get chipped by a melee enemy and eat the trapper wallahi

[remote lark]

U r bad

Explode now

[copper hawk]

nop

i bettar than u

i KNOWZ i am

i've seen ur gameplay..

[remote lark]

Better at dying

[copper hawk]

more like... noneplay !! cuz u STINKE

[plain ferry]

*She

[remote lark]

[copper hawk]

smh..

[remote lark]

Blehhh

[copper hawk]

transphobic furry..

can't believez it..

[clever swan]

bro misgendering (/s)

[frozen kernel]

It’s okay when I get home I can post Frog psyker popping

[copper hawk]

unepic cole u want 2 play war thunder

[modern lintel]

i out damaged u last time we playd

[remote lark]

WAR THUNDER??

Blocked

[copper hawk]

falsehood

[modern lintel]

truth explosion

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-of-value-was-lost-the-critic-fire-burn-it-with-fire-and-nothing-of-value-was-lost-gif-14671074

[plain ferry]

oh yeah so it should be better

should i get something other than a las pistol?

[remote lark]

I like bolter for burst dmg on packs of crushers

[copper hawk]

a flamer

[frozen kernel]

Bolt pistol, boltgun, flamer

Holy trinity

[copper hawk]

inverted pyramid

[plain ferry]

gptcja

[copper hawk]

flamer, boltgun, bistol

[plain ferry]

jesys

[frozen kernel]

Yeah bistol is for style tho

You turn it sideways and hit ‘em with it

[copper hawk]

i style on yo mama

[remote lark]

Relic has good enough horde clear u dint need flamer, and tk replaces bpistol

[copper hawk]

i turn sideways on yo mama

i hit on yo mama

damn

u just got..

[remote lark]

That leaves its mediocre carapace damage

So I take bolter

[copper hawk]

slam doinked lil noob..

[frozen kernel]

Ur mom has lethal prox

[copper hawk]

[frozen kernel]

Cuz she stinks

Get fukt

[plain ferry]

i think now ill go to psyker chat and adjust my psyker

[frozen kernel]

Try again tm 🚬

[remote lark]

Psyker chat smells bad

[modern lintel]

mk2 chastise 1 tap moment

[remote lark]

She's using book

[frozen kernel]

Bumpy weird even?

[modern lintel]

chastise is more based srry

[remote lark]

Ur bumpy weird

[copper hawk]

unepic doesnt want 2 war thunder

...ziiigh

[modern lintel]

even w out chastise its not bad at all against cara

[grizzled aspen]

Click.

[modern lintel]

working for another hour nooblet

[copper hawk]

i think

[modern lintel]

you said get on earlier then went on a quest smh

[copper hawk]

that

lumii likes trappers..

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-lasso-roy-kent-brett-goldstein-fuck-no-gif-23056647

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40k-40k-darktide-ghost-gif-11992228195722947980

for no rsn in particular

[frozen kernel]

Lumi likes functional internet

[copper hawk]

not particularly shocking u could say

nyahahaha..

[remote lark]

I like traps

[copper hawk]

[frozen kernel]

Bisexual lootbox

[grizzled aspen]

Click, a second time.

[remote lark]

Kills u with rock

[grizzled aspen]

Not if I click again.

Coward.

[remote lark]

Hate u all

[modern lintel]

can we train lumi to close out darktide mid match via clicker

[remote lark]

I'll murder you

It'll look like an accident

[modern lintel]

electro shock therapy even

[frozen kernel]

Lumi’s sleep paralysis demon will pull the ethernet before we do shit

[copper hawk]

Can u guys not be freaky for FIVE SECONDZ !

[modern lintel]

youre 2ft tall harmless

[remote lark]

Ur the freakster

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/legendary-finish-vaporization-gif-27341827

[modern lintel]

freak on freak violence

[remote lark]

Un-mpreg me

[plain ferry]

this chat is too chaotic for me lmao

[remote lark]

Or I kill u slow

[copper hawk]

Natural selection

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/kisse-medicae-need-healing-help-me-i-think-gif-10836292649128596256

[plain ferry]

do i even want to know?

[remote lark]

zealot chat simply discovered something unfortunate

and I'm never going to live it down

[plain ferry]

yeah?

[remote lark]

Shut up cole

Stop typing

[acoustic dune]

what i miss?

[remote lark]

NOTHING

[modern lintel]

freak of unparalleled capabilities

[acoustic dune]

should i be worrried?

or should i draw it out

[dry hinge]

The amount of times I’ve seen furry say they’re gonna kill someone 💀

[remote lark]

-_-

[median steeple]

evil ahh morning ngl

[remote lark]

I am not unjustified

[plain ferry]

uhhhh

i didnt see anything

[remote lark]

good choice

[copper hawk]

Im in love w melee psyker

[remote lark]

false

u r a being of pure hate

[copper hawk]

Nop

Pure whimsy

If i hate u..

[remote lark]

lure malice

[copper hawk]

But like every1..

Whar dat mean..

Oopz did i do thaaaat

[acoustic dune]

why arent you trained with a dog trainer

[modern lintel]

are you

[remote lark]

means I'm...

SPECIAL TO CICA

Happy days

[violet hornet]

not even havocs, just auric brute modifier missions

[acoustic dune]

if given the chance i could draw this

if only lumi give me his ref sheet

[modern lintel]

what do you mean by that

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-gif-4963626947041558937

[ornate bone]

hello, what's the dumpstat for shock maul?

[acoustic dune]

as always

mobility

[remote lark]

@acoustic dune dm me if u want it

[ornate bone]

thank you

[remote lark]

I'm at work

[acoustic dune]

you gonna make me beg?

[remote lark]

Kills u with a hammer

[copper hawk]

unholy union between gooners

[median steeple]

i lobe this video

has anyone in here tried og in H40 yet?

[grizzled aspen]

Please?

[brave cedar]

woof

[median steeple]

you'll crash the server with that many props

[grizzled aspen]

No thanks I already have one dog to terrorize.

[median steeple]

explode !

[brave cedar]

you couldnt terrorize me even if you wanted to fuckass

little frog in a small pond bitch im CLIFFORD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258330760558149702/1328601898281996308/InShot_20250114_004921167.gif

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[brave cedar]

chat did i cook?

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[brave cedar]

you cant opininionate

go hatch babies in your back or something

[median steeple]

very niche zoology reference

[brave cedar]

help me im so not joking

fucking help me

[spare talon]

unending hatred for both flamer knockback and how much damage they deal to you before the flames even reach you

[median steeple]

true

[plucky gate]

accept them

maybe they're really good

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-boss-gif-15807632592168015553

[hard nexus]

i think cica did it with ogryn

[hard nexus]

THATS MY BIDEO !!!

siiigh

[median steeple]

I need a build to leech off of

[hard nexus]

everyone hate me

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-freaky-cry-gif-2673645830423664815

[copper hawk]

og ?

[median steeple]

yarp

[copper hawk]

original gangster ?

[median steeple]

not you

[copper hawk]

empty the compartments of thy pantaloons ?

[median steeple]

oggy

[hard nexus]

i think he just used a standard charge ogryn

[median steeple]

ogryn

[copper hawk]

oooh

yah

i first try'd w ogryn

on h 40

[hard nexus]

wrath pick ?

[copper hawk]

meow is correct !

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

charge or taunt

[copper hawk]

noh..

ill post my build right meow

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9daf6529-6b9f-4cfe-99b2-cf469e809a96/the-build-i-first-tryd-h40-with

this is exactly what i used

[median steeple]

so goobful

[copper hawk]

but it's not optimal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328591360420216832/20241208230845_1-2.jpg?ex=678a8e60&is=67893ce0&hm=973fa77df0ce50eb03987507ae60d76cbc0ef379151527486633ecf0a894c3d4&

i was ukbuk

[acoustic dune]

i have captured and or kidnapt lumi ref sheet

[median steeple]

can I replace the ripper with the new autocannon?

or no..

[copper hawk]

uh yah

i only used it to snipe specialists

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rubbing-hands-j-and-k-gif-26705519

LUMI IS COOK

[copper hawk]

:<

i hve this like

headache that wont go away

like at all

[acoustic dune]

have you consider

sleeping

[flint imp]

Napping or take meds

[acoustic dune]

i find that singing leviate some pain aswell

[flint imp]

Same when I go play heresy or malice to see how pubs are doing

[acoustic dune]

that just increase my pain

[long oasis]

is excise vault back yet

when excise vault

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280595238829690900/1329636479198167130/IMG_4197.jpg?ex=678b0ff8&is=6789be78&hm=176b84a40c8b46396d0d786ca24aacd7f6e22778c10bc3857eb9ceea670a67d9&

i fw this image heavy

[long oasis]

he knows what you did

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-hulk-always-angry-gif-12625324

[hearty nebula]

Why are you posting a clip of someone getting poxburstered

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-cat-sus-suspicious-cat-side-eye-cat-meme-gif-11842087146493734807

[hearty nebula]

freakoid

[hexed igloo]

Nobody these days understands the importance of a sick fucking jacket everyone recognizes you by

[modern lintel]

alright noob r u on or out questing on the streets again @copper hawk

[frozen kernel]

Gotta have pins n shit

A homemade button with some random person’s face

[hexed igloo]

Naaaaa you jus gotta have smth nobody else does, not a battlejacket

[frozen kernel]

I’ve only got a handful, but they’re good ones

[modern lintel]

noobling was not active

[acoustic dune]

why is it so floofy

[fleet zealot]

floofer

[frozen kernel]

There’s a coco pin that says “Never name a street dog. It’ll follow you forever” on my right tiddy

[hexed igloo]

I found a dope hat at a flea market type shop, found the artist, and got her to paint my jacket to match the hat

[hexed igloo]

Fucking wrong reply ugh

Sorgy cole

[frozen kernel]

Heh

[acoustic dune]

i demand more danger noodle

can we hab one stealing stuff

[hexed igloo]

I also got a 1940s German police jacket for when I feel like leather

If there's one thing I got it's jackets 💯

[hearty nebula]

Based

[modern lintel]

ill destory you for this

[hexed igloo]

:((

[hearty nebula]

I should buy myself a nice jacket someday

but I'm a sucker for having a nice hood

[hexed igloo]

Everyone needs a sick jacket

[fleet zealot]

you can make no demands I am busy doing ttrpg planning

[hearty nebula]

Why the fuck did jackets with oversized hoods EVER fall out of fashion

[hexed igloo]

Pimp. Layer a hoodie + jacket

[hearty nebula]

Or like

[modern lintel]

i have a sick ass marlboro jacket that i got from my grandad b4 he died to definitely not marlboro related issues

[hearty nebula]

The little point that hoods used to have

I think they look cool

:(

[hexed igloo]

How much for the Marlboro jacket I need it

Name your price

[hearty nebula]

5 bajillion dollars

[misty nova]

Too hot for one

[acoustic dune]

wize looking danger noodle

[hearty nebula]

Unless you live on the equator no

[modern lintel]

my only price is heavy stubber for veteran

[hearty nebula]

lol

[hexed igloo]

Done, I'll pay as soon as I have it and have left your sightline

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297199640931991648/1299942320753606737/crackbert3.gif

[hearty nebula]

My current jacket is so worn out

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-donkey-im-melting-melting-shrek2-gif-22026257

[hearty nebula]

I've patched like

[modern lintel]

i also have a denim jacket i havent worn in like 2 years

[hearty nebula]

3 holes on it by now

[hexed igloo]

Light jacket

[misty nova]

[hexed igloo]

I have a sickass light jacket for when it's warmer

A sickass heavy jacket for the cold

[hearty nebula]

whenever i update my wardrobe

[hexed igloo]

A sickass medium jacket for when it's temperate

[hearty nebula]

im getting a shitload of streetwear stuff

i'ma look so epic...

need all the belts & buckles & pockets

[hexed igloo]

Streetwear pro tip - big pants+small top/small pant+big top

Never do both

[hearty nebula]

yep

[hexed igloo]

I have some sickass pants, and some straps I've salvaged to put on em

I plan on making clothes, I'll hit up scrap yards to buy seat belts to use for straps

[modern lintel]

they still sell them p frequently for like 50-80 big ass jackets tho

[hearty nebula]

time to pop on unbending steel and queue up a civi or something

[hexed igloo]

Oh oof green 😭

[hearty nebula]

geen

[modern lintel]

its more tan in person

[hexed igloo]

I only fw a really really specific shade of green

Tan is even worse 😭

[modern lintel]

bro just hates colors

[hexed igloo]

I'm a grey/black +orange type guy

[modern lintel]

bro chose the worst combo

[hexed igloo]

I have a grand total of 1 green item of clothing

[hexed igloo]

Nah you ain't get the vision it looks fire

[grizzled aspen]

@remote lark what doin?

[hexed igloo]

Black and orange go so immaculately together, n a little tiny bit of grey blends it out

[grizzled aspen]

Work?

[median steeple]

I need to find my wife fit

[modern lintel]

me when the black main bright accent color scheme exist

[hexed igloo]

I also just have a weird skin tone that works with orange

Cannot do gold tho it makes me look green

[modern lintel]

me sitting in the park at 12am being all stoic and shit

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/mf-dog-ate-my-book-on-stoicism-and-he-aint-been-the-same-since-gif-2100496274040615580

aight 3 hav builds done whether or not I use em?

ehhhhhhh

[modern lintel]

the evil builds

the only builds i made for havok was relic blade build w just what i thought would b fun and switched rashad w to a chainaxe on vet plasma build

those are usually only two ill run

[frozen kernel]

I’ve met someone with this jacket. I have a Marlboro backpack

Gotta get the Marlboro jacket, a hat, and a pair of Marlboro Nikes or something

Full fit

[fleet zealot]

pssm

[copper hawk]

questing

u took 5 long

[modern lintel]

evil

evil being

[remote lark]

Cheating on me..

With the scary lady..

[grizzled aspen]

Do something about it. :3

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-one-can-replace-you-bj-mitchell-parker-grant-greenhouse-academy-youre-irreplaceable-gif-18503206

[brave cedar]

wtf are you bitcvhes talking about

the vc literally fits you all

[frozen kernel]

Ur mom

Todays my work Friday. I’ll be off for the next couple days

[grizzled aspen]

Hes jelly because he's at work.

[frozen kernel]

Someone needs to provide maintenance (feed Italians) to the malignant machine spirit (wood chipper)

I’m paid well for my work

[brave cedar]

someone needs to feed me sustenance (human souls)

me so hungry me so hungry

[frozen kernel]

Took you for more of a bone marrow girly

[brave cedar]

well duh

[remote lark]

hiii.....

[brave cedar]

how else am i gonna get the souls out

[brave cedar]

hey breastie

[remote lark]

.

[grizzled aspen]

Nah my bones are past their expiration date.

[frozen kernel]

Cracking them bitches open and sucking the nutrients out like a spider

[grizzled aspen]

Click.

[brave cedar]

no way you made a clicker sound onomatopoeia

[grizzled aspen]

It's the only way to convey my extreme distaste for the things he says without getting dramatic.

[hard nexus]

oh my god

[grizzled aspen]

Also he's clicker trained, so...

[brave cedar]

okay pregnant man react that

im surprised people can take him seriously with that fact

🤷‍♀️

[hard nexus]

says "puppygirl"

[frozen kernel]

I would like to introduce

[golden rain]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[brave cedar]

congratulations meow with an anime profile picture, you have normal perception but below average self awareness

[grizzled aspen]

You have no room to mock me for anything with the horrendous shit you've said.

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-crystal-porridge-podling-caretaker-gif-17476153

[copper hawk]

not anime

signalis

womp womp

[hard nexus]

yarp !

[brave cedar]

its gay slop

[copper hawk]

erm

it's*

ur butcherin our beautiful language !

astaghfirullah

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/sesbian-lex-signalis-alarm-gif-13582891123537929407

[copper hawk]

NO frog ur her SUPPLICANT

ur supposed 2 DEFEND HER !!!

foole..

did u read the playbook ??

[grizzled aspen]

???

[frozen kernel]

Mid white knight

[copper hawk]

dark crystal gave me nightmares as a kid

[golden rain]

...I know this is to ham in the joke, but on God, I recognise that gif, but for the life of me I cannot remember why.

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

this is ur chance

[frozen kernel]

Didn’t even tweak out on randos sullying her honoru

[copper hawk]

ur chance 2 step up 2 plate

2 bat

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not even white knighting???

What are you yapping about???

[frozen kernel]

Would not obtain email address 0/10

[steep flame]

ogryn autocannon sounds fire

[grizzled aspen]

I think I'm going to kill and eat Banx.

[frozen kernel]

I’ll never forgive The Lion King for making bugs look so delicious and not creepy and gross as fuck

Like El Dorado and other movies/shows making animated fruit seem DIVINE

And then you eat a watermelon and it’s just starch and water

[brave cedar]

no way

[grizzled aspen]

This is where your attraction to latinas began.

[brave cedar]

this dork doesnt like watermelons

[grizzled aspen]

I dont either.

No substance.

[hard nexus]

watermelon is my favorite food ever

[frozen kernel]

Can’t do pool watermelon

[brave cedar]

ASHAHAHA AHAHA

[frozen kernel]

It just doesn’t hit for me

[hard nexus]

its literally SO GOOD

[brave cedar]

oh my goodness thats so fucking funny

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah it tastes good but theres like nothing there.

[golden rain]

I mean to be fair El Dorado was truly one of the GOATs back then.

[frozen kernel]

I won’t talk smack

But I just don’t like it

Like mangos are hit or miss

They can be DOPE

[hard nexus]

those who know

[frozen kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/653799011676979200/804606130672238612/cat_gets_splash_stupid_idot.gif

[copper hawk]

mango mango mango mango

[frozen kernel]

I’m getting me vitamins bruv

[brave cedar]

i like soursop

[frozen kernel]

You know what fucks?

Broccoli

[hard nexus]

AL

REAL

!!!

broccoli in a nice sautee

[frozen kernel]

You can do a lot or a little

[hard nexus]

ouuuughh,.,.,

[frozen kernel]

It’s just yummy

[copper hawk]

i like guavas

num num num

[spare talon]

I LOVE SUPER IMPACT

[hard nexus]

mk6 fgs

frowm

[frozen kernel]

I think my issue with lots of fruit is a texture thing

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-bite-shark-bite-gif-26736927

[frozen kernel]

Mush makes me gag because my fenian ancestors consumed only the hardest potatoes

[spare talon]

i genuinely think mk6 is better

[brave cedar]

i like warframe

[hard nexus]

both r really good

[spare talon]

theres literally no reason why it isnt

[hard nexus]

i need 2 try mk6 again though

i only tried it a couple of times

and now i dont wanna out of spite for psyker chat

[spare talon]

huh

[frozen kernel]

I look at Mk8 FGS like Mk2 relic or Mk3 Evi

You use it because it’s fun

[plucky gate]

I think there are playstyles where mk8 is better
but not mine

[grizzled aspen]

Mk8 has a far simpler moveset, cba to figure out which light and how many times I need to swing to get to that hidden horde clear heavy.

[hard nexus]

psyker chat is constantly insistent that the mk6 is objectively best and also precog is terrible on everything

[frozen kernel]

123 HURGHAHEVY

[spare talon]

i remember that precog thing

but ive never heard anyone but me say mk6 is better

[plucky gate]

if you push attack with force swords often already, then mk8 is going to be better for you cause the heavy stab follow up

but I dont do this

i much prefer the stab after the special

[spare talon]

mk6 make me happy
heres me almost keeping up in boss damage against a martyr thammer with it

the one situation where i can understand the push stab being used is against bulwarks

and thats it

in every other situation where youd want the stab, the mk6 is better for

[plucky gate]

I just don't push attack often enough to get any value out of the mk8

and forcing myself to do it more often is just gonna make me lose damage

[copper hawk]

i dont push yo mama

because she is a nice lady :)

[spare talon]

and even then, against bulwarks you can just time an overhead swing when theyre attacking and thats enough to stagger them, and your next attack to follow up with is already the stab

[plucky gate]

i'll pa like 4-10 times per game
10 stabs of slightly higher damage is not making up all the stabs i'm losing from not taking mk6 instead

[spare talon]

oh and also the push (not pa) then light attack is a horizonal sweep leading into the heavy sweep, the mk8 doesnt have that and its huge as a recovery tool in group combat

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ninjala-jane-bob-adult-suplex-gif-20337961

does this to you

[spare talon]

instant on demand access to high damage sweeps

[brave cedar]

@grizzled aspen AHAHAHA

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that's enough of that.

[brave cedar]

see ya next time :3c

[plucky gate]

I think psyker chat gets super out of touch with anything outside of their own playstyle

[sterile basalt]

Mk8 push directly leads into H1 sweep

[copper hawk]

frog got slam doinked..

[grizzled aspen]

Your choice in conversation is not anything I want to hear about.

[grizzled aspen]

Do you want me to tell you what they were talking about?

Because I don't think you do.

[dry hinge]

I’ve always been a firm believer of playing what feels right to you

[hard nexus]

looping overheads are a bit easier to use than the stab, overheads are great for sniping elites out of hordes, super simple light combo lets me be braindead

[brave cedar]

bro couldnt take one joke cuz he lacks context

[grizzled aspen]

"Context" mf yall started randomly talking about bbc sissy hypno.

[brave cedar]

hHAHAHAHA

[grizzled aspen]

What the fuck do you mean by context?

[brave cedar]

CUZ THAT SHITS HILARIOUS

AHAHAHA

[grizzled aspen]

No, yall are just damaged people lmao.

[brave cedar]

oh my goodness aHAHAHA im crying

[spare talon]

i find it just as easy to snipe elites with the stab
you underestimate how high you can aim with it and still hit heads above hordes

[plucky gate]

i think both fgs are easy enough to horde clear with that the difference isn't really a concern

[grizzled aspen]

Like actually hearing about that shit makes me want to die.

[brave cedar]

HE TAKES IT SO SERIOUSLY DUDE AHAHAHA

[spare talon]

also there is an overhead only loop the mk6 has, just has a light overhead instead of a heavy, which can also kill elites

[dry hinge]

Yeah exactly. Just more of what feels right to you. Each person is different. Either will work

[brave cedar]

oh my goodness dude you cant image how hard it was to keep a straight face saying that shit ahaha

[copper hawk]

uh

frog

wait

nvm

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, you realized they were talking about something unbelievably freaky and I, for once, am the voice of reason to be leaving that conversation?

[plucky gate]

if you're having trouble sniping elites in a crowd with stabs, i suggest making your character taller

unironically helps

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[brave cedar]

AHAHAHA dude youre acting as if that was the actual topic of conversation and NOT a scarcastic shock response made specifically to make a friend laugh

[copper hawk]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[copper hawk]

but im SHORT

IM SHORT !!

im smol..

[plucky gate]

unfortunate

[hard nexus]

my psyker is max height

[grizzled aspen]

If thats what it takes to make you laugh then I pray for you.

[hard nexus]

also im just rationalizing

[brave cedar]

this guy is gonna realize in a couple hours that this is a really sstupid hill to die on

now were watching a guy demolish a house as "renovations" on youtube

[frozen kernel]

I’d rather die

[fleet zealot]

coaxed into a snaifu

[copper hawk]

uh paaaaleeeez

[plucky gate]

tall privileges...

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, woe is me that I am made uncomfortable and chose to remove myself from the situation.

[hard nexus]

coaxed into a snafu is best thing ever

[fleet zealot]

frog once again vague maxing

[plucky gate]

short people are oppressed

[frozen kernel]

Die bigger

[grizzled aspen]

What ever will I do?

[copper hawk]

CAN WE MOVE ON !!!!!!

[brave cedar]

instead of just talkin about it lol

[copper hawk]

FROG U SAY CLICK WHEN LUMII IS HERE !!

U TEASE HIM ABOUT HIS SHOCK COLLAR !!

[brave cedar]

literally bro ahaha oh my god

[plucky gate]

wtf is this convo that frog's having?

[copper hawk]

pwease.. pwease just dwop it..

mom..

dad..

pls stop fighting..

[brave cedar]

dont say that dude oh my god ahaha

i literally have not been able to stop laughing

[vestal portal]

Why is this chat always freaky?

[plucky gate]

i guess another zealot chat rp session

typical

[brave cedar]

im not even a zealot player i just keep geting pinged by @remote lark

[frozen kernel]

It’s trendy in the 2020’s

[dry hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-back-away-close-door-gif-15554720

[copper hawk]

Why is this chat always freaky? x2

[vestal portal]

No wonder the most loyal zealots are all into BDSM.

[hard nexus]

this explains

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

teeheee

[fleet zealot]

classic frog posting

it's really peak

[copper hawk]

[copper hawk]

:tehee

[brave cedar]

like literally im like a recurring bg character

[frozen kernel]

You’re a fan favorite

[brave cedar]

HELL YEAH 💪

[frozen kernel]

You make it onto the Christmas special

[grizzled aspen]

To like, two people.

[brave cedar]

dude this guy sucks at renovating houses

[frozen kernel]

Congrats

[brave cedar]

okay man your panty is in a twist over literally nothing and youre one of two people in this whole server that has a problem with me

common demoninator fallacy intense over here man

[frozen kernel]

How did y’all go from havoc 40 and chill to explosive divorce

[brave cedar]

idk what else to tell u

[vestal portal]

Lost in the sauce

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I'm alright with associating with you until you make things weird enough that I can't stand it.

[brave cedar]

literally cuz i made a shock response to make my friend laugh like i always do LMAO

[plucky gate]

i don't understand what's happening

[vestal portal]

Typical zealot main.

[brave cedar]

he didnt like the edgy joke even though he almost called my friend black cuz he was defending watermelons

[fleet zealot]

zealot chat drama, it's been long enough since the dorn ban

we now need a new episode

to keep things fresh

[frozen kernel]

Clad say something radical

[brave cedar]

what???

[fleet zealot]

[vestal portal]

Just like the in 40k...

[grizzled aspen]

No, actually, I was going to make a completely separate comment, but you said that.

I elected not to.

[brave cedar]

totally bro totally

[vestal portal]

I don't know if these people are role playing or they are high anymore.

[brave cedar]

made it damn clear you almost did

[grizzled aspen]

Believe what you want.

🤷

[dry hinge]

So why does this only happen in zealot chat? New here.

[brave cedar]

idk man its just another random guy crashout

happens every day everywhere

[vestal portal]

They are sleeping in the same bed but use discord chat to communicate for some reason.

[frozen kernel]

Typically it’s brief negging sessions. Tension has been high the last week or so

[fleet zealot]

cause all the other problem members in other chats were taken out in purges

[dry hinge]

I see

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-five-weeks-two-days-willem-dafoe-gif-27286758

[fleet zealot]

the great ogryn purge. the femboy veterans

[brave cedar]

is that where that slur spammer got banned?

[frozen kernel]

The femboy veteran purge was huge

[fleet zealot]

psyker just has the occassional unironic mental breakdowns

[frozen kernel]

Sent ripples across all 4 class chats

[fleet zealot]

the darcy deletion, the azure alts, the dorn deletion

[long oasis]

people on here occasionally become unhinged, not just zealot chat. Look at the ogryns

[plucky gate]

this chat has more banter

sometimes people can't take it anymore

[brave cedar]

well yeah its normal

its discord culture at this point to lose the plot for the sake of a bit

[dry hinge]

Well yeah. Mork and gork moment

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/twisted-dees-nyder-change-transform-gif-4983431

[brave cedar]

AHAHAH

[frozen kernel]

Zealot chat is this music video

[hearty nebula]

aight

watching the funny show now

[vestal portal]

Ogryn chat is about coping 90% of the time...

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-phosphorus-creatue-commandos-dcu-gif-9440206784094760151

[brave cedar]

that but its a furry transformation tiktok thing with a png

[hearty nebula]

wish me luck (i dont know who any of the characters are)

[violet hornet]

Clutched a match earlier and had someone say "Very nice gaming autism there"

[grizzled aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1325330066389078047/6plj7qwx1wae1.gif

[frozen kernel]

Animorphs cover 💀

[violet hornet]

Failed a clutch earlier and had a random call me "emperor's angel" tho which was nice

[brave cedar]

😭

[dry hinge]

Bro that book series was awesome.

[violet hornet]

Here's the thammer clutch

[frozen kernel]

So on a completely different note I got a free white girl calendar for 2025

[violet hornet]

with some bonus boss ledging action

[long oasis]

the book covers were lowkey terrifying

[violet hornet]

I actually ledged 3 bosses that game, new personal record

[brave cedar]

W

[dry hinge]

Yeah especially the alien one. And dolphin

[frozen kernel]

This is January

[long oasis]

this one?

arent they the good guys or smth I dont remember

[frozen kernel]

Gotta take piety for efficient bookkeeping

[vestal portal]

Why does everyone bring up those old cursed things?

[frozen kernel]

Because they caused emotional damage

[dry hinge]

One was good. Other was bad

[fleet zealot]

aabhahahah holy shit

i just skimmed throuhg it

[vestal portal]

You think that it is emotional damage, but in reality, you got brain damage from it.

[fleet zealot]

ogryn had their equivalent of a lacerate knife no uncanny strike simp

[frozen kernel]

Imagine you’re 12 years old in middle school

You find “scary stories to tell in the dark”

You open it

[brave cedar]

"the poopoostealerdemon is coming"

[dry hinge]

Reading goosebumps, a series of unfortunate events, animorphs and scary stories

[vestal portal]

Hey, if the bj is free, I will go for it.

[frozen kernel]

Goosebumps’s show was way creepier than the books imo

[dry hinge]

The new one?

[frozen kernel]

Series of Unfortunate Events it was just the leeches

[dry hinge]

Or old one

[frozen kernel]

There’s a new one?

[dry hinge]

There’s two goosebumps seasons

On Disney

Came out last year and this year

[frozen kernel]

Ew

[broken walrus]

Jesus, what doesnt disney own?

[dry hinge]

Then there’s the old classic one

[brave cedar]

for real

[dry hinge]

I haven’t seen new ones

[long oasis]

fr tho I dont know what he was on about with the cc thing

[frozen kernel]

Icky Disney reboot

[vestal portal]

Check your mom, she might be branded by Disney.

[dry hinge]

The puppet was the scariest for me growing up 💀

[long oasis]

"You can horde with pickaxes"

"no you cant also I fucked your mom"

[dry hinge]

Hated that puppet and chucky from child’s play when I was a kid

Gave me nightmares

[brave cedar]

REAL

[frozen kernel]

Chucky was scary until you actually watched the movies

[brave cedar]

ive always been scared of human like plushies and dolls cuz of that shit as a child

[fleet zealot]

branx is literally

[frozen kernel]

Then it was like “oh that voice”

[fleet zealot]

so easy to horde clear with

you just PA the opener

[dry hinge]

I mean it’s laughable now as an adult

[fleet zealot]

and then loop it

[brave cedar]

naww trauma isnt really determined by the content itself, but rather the psyche's response to it

u can get traumatized by an ant bite

[dry hinge]

But when you’re a kid and you have tons of stuffed animals and whatnot

That shit’s scary

[long oasis]

bull butcher became irrelevant the moment picks came out

[frozen kernel]

We also had shit like this on the market when we were growing up so I mean

[spare talon]

[brave cedar]

what the fuck is that D:

[frozen kernel]

BOOBAH

[plucky gate]

ogryn weapons becoming outdated and abandoned
tale as old as time

[brave cedar]

hurts to look at

[dry hinge]

Looks like critters on glitter

[frozen kernel]

My friend’s sister had one that we found in the closet while looking for some shit one night

It just creepily turned on and went “Booooohbaaaaaah…” and we assumed it was cursed

[frozen kernel]

I don’t think it’s the same property but jfc

[misty nova]

Special heavy loop

[frozen kernel]

What is that

[misty nova]

🗣️

[vestal portal]

Pickaxe does everything better than the rest of ogryn melee, except for the shield.

[fleet zealot]

nah

[vestal portal]

Their power maul is not even strong as zealot power crusher.

[fleet zealot]

i'm using PA as an opener

[long oasis]

pickaxe special sucks though

[fleet zealot]

not special

sorry

[fleet zealot]

it's great on kars

i just don't personally like it on branx

[misty nova]

FS also changed Branx special for uppercut because it wasn't reliable

[long oasis]

is it pull on karsolas? I havent played ogryn in a while

[vestal portal]

What do you need special for when your normal attack is already stronger than pretty much everything?

[misty nova]

But kept standard shovel punch the same

Yeah I'm salty about it

[vestal portal]

Power maul special is a damn joke.

[long oasis]

always has been

[hearty nebula]

"grow a pair, fish"
"a pair of what?"

cinema

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/khonshu-moon-knight-gif-25977525

[misty nova]

Pull on Karsolas and Borovian

They've always been good

[frozen kernel]

The moon haunts you

[long oasis]

moon knight players when their ult misses all 6 players and they die instantly

[hexed igloo]

Overwatch players when they migrate to rivals and its just as shit

Hanzo oneshots now and every supp ult makes the team invincible

[vestal portal]

Who would have thought that the Mercy raccoon is one of the strongest healer in high rank.

[atomic fjord]

Spider-Man doesn’t kill my ass

[vestal portal]

You killed a tank? Oh, that tank will be back in 5 sec.

[hard nexus]

LITERALLY !!!

woe 400 ults upon ye

infinite healing upon ye

[hexed igloo]

Woe vtuber immortality field be upon ye

[hard nexus]

"erm if everyone is overpowered nobody is !"

fucking

EUUGUHH

[vestal portal]

Many of its players are just coomers.

[hard nexus]

i hate that argument

its so bad for balancing

[hexed igloo]

I hate that argument

[misty nova]

No more

No more

No more

🗣️

[hard nexus]

me 2 by bitch wife

[hexed igloo]

ThErEs 2 aTTraCtIve wOmEn GOONER GAME

[hard nexus]

ill equipped and safe!

[vestal portal]

I hate it, too. It is just unironically the case.

[atomic fjord]

I love it when my wife beats me

[hexed igloo]

Unfortunately I'm behind you with a brick

[atomic fjord]

Chat I uh

[hard nexus]

the crowd murmurs in disappointment

[atomic fjord]

This isn’t just a women issue bro

[misty nova]

🔥

[hard nexus]

b-but its a comic accurate skin!

[hexed igloo]

So she's not allowed to be a baddie?

[atomic fjord]

It’s not tho

[hexed igloo]

Kinda misogynistic of you bro

If you're gonna say it's a gooner game say it's because of venom bro

[hard nexus]

19 inches of venom

[hexed igloo]

Hell yeah 🤤🤤🤤

[atomic fjord]

The comics were worse

[fleet zealot]

I hope ur all monitored

By 3 letter agencies

[atomic fjord]

I like men :3

[hexed igloo]

They should have used that fit smh

[hard nexus]

not me though

[atomic fjord]

NO MORE GIMP SUIT

[hard nexus]

right

[vestal portal]

Including the MiB.

[atomic fjord]

IM TIRED OF IT FAT FISH

[hexed igloo]

I like women, thus I don't have an issue with hot women in video games

One might say I like when hot woman in video game

[atomic fjord]

I have a hot moms flag and you don’t

Loser

My roommate hated me

[long oasis]

women arent real

[hexed igloo]

Idk bout u but I'd rather stare at attractive woman for 60 hrs than manass

[hexed igloo]

I bet he did

[atomic fjord]

Have you seen rannick

Nghh~

[hexed igloo]

No

[atomic fjord]

👅

[fleet zealot]

Who is most likely to be a glowie on the darktide discord server

[hexed igloo]

Anyone claiming to be a "woman"

She/her = fed

[fleet zealot]

Excuse me, excuse me, can i please get a bite out of that a

[atomic fjord]

Hi guys I’m a hot attractive but nerdy woman who’s superrrr into guns and ieds and love when hot Viril handsome men show me their collection!!

:3

[misty nova]

You're going to have to chew through that armor

🗣️

[hexed igloo]

I'm a hot skinny blonde woman wearing fatigues and a plate carrier I love seeing pistols with braces you guys should show them to me

[long oasis]

@ocean coral they've been here the entire time. We were fools

[atomic fjord]

I will chew on that armor, like a starving atoman child

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004034244185694329/1116996807558451220/WateringMyHorse.gif

[hexed igloo]

Watch, as I turn this handgun into a felony with one screw

[median steeple]

Bucky is my fav character in rivals (not my video)

[vestal portal]

Funny enough, I know a petite girl in a medium machinegun position.

[hexed igloo]

Bucky is my favorite character because he can punch women most effectively

[atomic fjord]

A-assail player??? In zealot??? SOMEONE CRUCIFY THIS GUY

KILL

MAIM

BURN

[vestal portal]

Like all of the stereotypes you guys listed.

[hexed igloo]

Yeah she's a robot

[long oasis]

ironfist

[hexed igloo]

Iron fist can barely punch fuck outta here

Blawg got marshmallows for hands

[vestal portal]

It might be true.

[spare talon]

im a zealot main still

[hexed igloo]

Goth chick
punch hole in chest
wires?

[atomic fjord]

KILL

JILLL

KILLLLL

AHSBSJSBSJSK

[hexed igloo]

What does bro have against assail 💀

[spare talon]

why are you so upset about the existance of someone using assail

in a melee psyker build

[atomic fjord]

Your days are numbered :3