zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

On the furry pipeline means he's a furry.

[solar gorge]

you corrupted stan

[hushed knoll]

What, like €2,50?

[grizzled aspen]

Too late for him.

[solar gorge]

Billions of euros

[grizzled aspen]

I blame @remote lark

[twin wagon]

Bark is not a furry

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

you doubt mine wealth

[twin wagon]

Bark smells like a gnome player

[solar gorge]

swine

[hushed knoll]

wtf is a furry pipeline

[hushed knoll]

Schwein

[twin wagon]

Ever played disco elysium and found the homosexual underground?

[grizzled aspen]

You like Tauren, soon you will like other things that look less than human.

[hushed knoll]

Idk what that is

[twin wagon]

[grizzled aspen]

The furry pipeline explained for idiots.

[sullen forge]

Less about “bad game”, more about I literally just never hear anyone talk about it for some reason

[twin wagon]

Go play disco elysium right now

[hushed knoll]

I’m not a furry

[hushed knoll]

Is that a JRPG

[solar gorge]

Stan it's over

[hushed knoll]

What is

[solar gorge]

you like animals now

[plucky gate]

doubt

[hushed knoll]

No

[grizzled aspen]

Stan do you understand you performed self incrimination with this?

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/garrosh-the-rock-wow-world-of-warcraft-garrosh-hellscream-gif-22843368

[hushed knoll]

SCREAMING MUSHROOM STOP

[hushed knoll]

Garrosh is hot too

[grizzled aspen]

"I'm not a furry but" implies you think it's furry.

[hushed knoll]

No

[twin wagon]

He can't be a furry, he likes Garrosh

[grizzled aspen]

So you are a furry via self incrimination.

That's literally how it works.

It's joever for you.

[twin wagon]

Garrosh is 100% hairless

I checked

[hushed knoll]

That’s how YOU say it works

[plucky gate]

it's okay stan, furries all have a home here in zealot chat

[hushed knoll]

[solar gorge]

sadly

[hushed knoll]

You would know

Mushrooms are curried

Furries

[stone fern]

ehem ehm

VIDEO GAMES

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-am-not-going-to-hear-you-out-hear-me-out-sheep-flames-fe-studio-gif-26478875

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-indian-man-funny-serious-shh-gif-23084374

[hushed knoll]

Clad what’s your opinion on peeled baby carrots

[grizzled aspen]

I think I am going to eat Lumii.

[hushed knoll]

Who is Limit

[stone fern]

I think they are evil and a waste

[hushed knoll]

Why

[grizzled aspen]

The mutt.

[twin wagon]

Wouldn't that be furry?

[stone fern]

baby carrots are just shaved down normal carrots for the most part

[twin wagon]

[hushed knoll]

Wait so you are a furry

[grizzled aspen]

No, I'm going to hunt him for sport.

Big game hunter.

[rocky nacelle]

cause they not real racist like me

[hushed knoll]

I eat baby carrots every day

[rocky nacelle]

[stone fern]

eat normal carrots

[twin wagon]

That is what wolves do, furry

[tidal berry]

you fool

[solar gorge]

yes frog is into prey/predator play and into vore

[plucky gate]

more furry rp in zealot chat

[hushed knoll]

WHY

[solar gorge]

truly a degenerate

[stone fern]

i think chainswords are very weak and they need massive buffs

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to kill you for these allegations.

[twin wagon]

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Frog is a ferry confirmed

Furry

[nimble fiber]

ferry

[grizzled aspen]

sigh

[hushed knoll]

Blobs can’t dance

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-smoking-blunt-blehskibidi-gif-4336732105413285679

[solar gorge]

humanity cannot stop sinking into the depth of depravity, a tragedy

[stone fern]

we should get a power axe that has the exact same blessings and damage as rashad but with an active special

[hushed knoll]

Just like stick bugs cant dance

[hushed knoll]

Cats don’t smoke

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-it-mad-stewie-life-fml-gif-17266332

[stone fern]

i think chastise should get 4 more charges

ok my last one

[twin wagon]

I think we need a wolf head cosmetic for zealot

Like a viking

[stone fern]

IJ needs another nerf

[solar gorge]

i think you should explode

[tidal berry]

I hope you explode

[twin wagon]

Biased elector count lover

[grizzled aspen]

Actually I think IJ needs a buff to its damage potential.

[solar gorge]

hope harder

[grizzled aspen]

Just change the 1% per stack to 2%.

[plucky gate]

i think we need a zealot cosmetic that's just a fursuit

[solar gorge]

it's not working

[tidal berry]

I'll cope instead

[twin wagon]

Programmer socks

[stone fern]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST GOT THE TOPIC BACK

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-vox-vinesauce-blood-bagel-gif-2666101205275423148

[grizzled aspen]

I genuinely do not believe IJ can keep up with martyrdom or piety in terms of damage potential.

[stone fern]

i was trying to talk about video games and json ruined it

[grizzled aspen]

But it definitely has the raw survivability to excel past both the other keystones.

[stone fern]

now were back to furries

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/world-of-warcraft-dancing-wow-dancing-blizzard-games-wow-tauren-female-chris-anderson-dj-robbie-gif-27496439

[stone fern]

🚬

[tidal berry]

Only a matter of convincing to have razer sell rgb gamer performance socks

[solar gorge]

start talking about anything but shittide

pick any game

[twin wagon]

Mordhua

[solar gorge]

no

[grizzled aspen]

Are you sure you want this?

[solar gorge]

yes

[twin wagon]

Helldivers 2

[grizzled aspen]

Stellaris.

[solar gorge]

no

next

[grizzled aspen]

Space racism and genocide on a galactic scale in stellaris.

"This alien portrait looks funny, gonna genocide them." is a thought every stellaris player has at least once.

[twin wagon]

Lambda you don't wanna talk about Stellaris coz u got stomped by a dipper like myself year 20 with 250k fleet power

[solar gorge]

i have never played this game

i'd rather play something good

like starsector

[twin wagon]

Worth been Negative 2k energy

[tidal berry]

put on a blindfold and click on a random name on steam new and popular

%80 chance it will be a japanese smut game with an absurd name

[grizzled aspen]

shuffles cards

MY FEMBOY ROOMMATE

Actual game btw.

[acoustic dune]

whats that?

[visual stream]

Not sure

Sounds very hetero

[tidal berry]

too tame, try

ISEKAI REINCARNATION MAGIC COCK

[solar gorge]

this guy is into vore and effiminate men

[tidal berry]

thanks steam, truly riveting

[nimble fiber]

what

[solar gorge]

chastise him

[acoustic dune]

oh btw fpr reason unknow

[twin wagon]

Breeders of Nephelyn...atleast it's not Japanese

[acoustic dune]

my femboy roomate
suck ass

[solar gorge]

he admitted it above

[acoustic dune]

barely a game

[tidal berry]

oh the game from sseth review

[acoustic dune]

shitty ai

and stink

[twin wagon]

who

[acoustic dune]

sethh speedrun

[twin wagon]

boysmell

[visual stream]

How do you know this information

[acoustic dune]

truly not a sethh head

[acoustic dune]

no question asked

[twin wagon]

Could be worse, it could be cloud medow

[grizzled aspen]

I forgot my brother has a pillow in the shape of male genitals.

[twin wagon]

A game I know bark has on his Library

[acoustic dune]

its prob worse then cloud medow

(this is from a lad whom never played cloud medow)

[twin wagon]

Don't do it

[acoustic dune]

i hate visual novel slop

especially ai slop

[visual stream]

My favorite video of sseth's was probably his Synthetik or Space Station

[twin wagon]

We should force Bark to play and stream it to us

[solar gorge]

it gives me a sliver of joy to know everyone dies at one point when I read this chat

[visual stream]

Synthetik so yummers

[tidal berry]

Synthetik is cool

[acoustic dune]

i like it when sethh and mandaloregaming merge

[stone fern]

not me

[acoustic dune]

also his cancer research stream

is quite smth

[twilit otter]

you are making it so much better

[tidal berry]

wdym they're the same person

[acoustic dune]

we keep forgetting sseth is an actual medical docter

[visual stream]

Huh

Oh yeah also his NEO Survival video

[solar gorge]

Truly I am blessed

[visual stream]

That's a fun lil game even if I keep dying

[acoustic dune]

speaking of the same person

horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6GGvelPlk8&t=21s

[tidal berry]

hort

[twin wagon]

Neo scavenger devs ar making a new game

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSxctqnoASw&t=9s

[twin wagon]

In SPACE

[acoustic dune]

who?

[twin wagon]

forgor their name

[acoustic dune]

hory shit the british hobo game is gonna go to space?

peak

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

What

[grizzled aspen]

I dont know if I'm even allowed to post the image or not so I'm not going to, but it exists.

[solar gorge]

it's reassuring

[grizzled aspen]

I only remembered he had it because he just threw it at me.

[hushed knoll]

What

[solar gorge]

wdym what

[acoustic dune]

dm it

i wanna see it

[hushed knoll]

My friend gave me a bottle opener that has a handle carved out of wood in the shape of male genitalia

And intricately painted

[acoustic dune]

make me remenber of the renaissance cock knife

[normal wren]

Back in the day nobleman walked around with phallic daggers

[hushed knoll]

[normal wren]

The rondel

[solar gorge]

which was not usually shaped like a cock mind you

[normal wren]

But was worncin the front

[acoustic dune]

i blame mordhau

[solar gorge]

you have the more common rondel in mordhau too

[acoustic dune]

dude its not even a knife

[solar gorge]

with the circle guard and all

[acoustic dune]

its a bayonette

its like smth i would put on a stick

and use to stick in people

[normal wren]

Its a dagger meant to be a pdw

Basically alternative to wearing sword on hip

[twin wagon]

Mordhau mentioned

Day made better

[acoustic dune]

we should play mordhau

togheter

[twin wagon]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

(i will try to chamber everything)

[twin wagon]

Zealot chat should

[acoustic dune]

let us xxx9 or 0 togheter

[opal star]

I love how I keep making it my duty to rescue players even though we can just end the mission

[acoustic dune]

(whatever the jester emote is on)

[acoustic dune]

depending on the mission

ill doge of the cliff

[opal star]

so pro

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-kirby-drop-falling-deep-gif-17081698

[twin wagon]

I was close to peak Mordhau maxing

Now I'm washed

(I bathed and lost my powers)

[copper hawk]

Now u r noob

[acoustic dune]

when you play the game for fun

not using the rainbow overhead ultra drag accel

[grizzled aspen]

I am drawing near the 1k hours mark on fart tide.

[acoustic dune]

drawing| you say?

[jagged cradle]

Are you going to stomp him

[modern lintel]

ur evil is showing

[copper hawk]

NOP

I not evil

(I am bad at mordhau)

[opaque island]

I wonder if ive fought any of you in mordhau b4

and if i chopped your lousy heads off

[plucky gate]

wow new player

[sullen forge]

Why is it so rotund

[visual stream]

10 minute clutch on Chasm Logi mael 3

Light work

[jagged cradle]

Oh fair enough

[median steeple]

natures perfect build

[uneven galleon]

Such godly creature

[grizzled aspen]

Did the rolling steel on auric board with a true level 32 not-martyr wound zealout.

Ps5 player.

Trapper net magnet, 17 disables.

[uneven galleon]

I wish I had something witty to say about that but I'm just at a loss for words lmao

[grizzled aspen]

A moment of silence, because I let her die on purpose after the 3rd net in 10 seconds.

[sullen forge]

@median steeple @rocky nacelle @hard nexus Happy 115 day btw

[median steeple]

freak off day

[sullen forge]

Unironically considering booting up BO6 again just to see if they did anything for today in celebration for zombies

Probably not

But doesn’t hurt to check

[delicate shadow]

it could

[sullen forge]

Activision just being themselves made me take a bit of a hiatus from the game

Zombies is still a certified banger

[delicate shadow]

zombies is definitely one of the best side projects ever

[sullen forge]

Been there since World At War

[delicate shadow]

and it's kinda just straight up better than regular CoD lol

[sullen forge]

So I’m rather “passionate” with zombies lmao

Aka it upsets me when they actively fuck over the game mode

[delicate shadow]

I been there since WaW but dipped out after bo2

played the shit out of bo2 but didn't have any interest in the releases after that (ghosts? forget if that came after bo3 or before)

I played MW3 a little bit and it just didn't feel as good as MW1 or 2

I actually came back around for CoD: WW2 tho, even though it's not really a good game I still really enjoyed the war mode and zombies was aight

[grizzled aspen]

Rolling steel is a fun mission.

I hope we get another operation with the next update.

[sullen forge]

Okay MW3 survival was actually kinda fucking fun

Slept on side game mode

Ghost was extinction

[grizzled aspen]

The minigame actually is kinda hard, because you cant actually macro it with a mod. :) (I am bashing autosolver users)

[sullen forge]

And Black Ops 3 was objectively the best zombies experience enjoyed by a majority of the community

Personally I think it’s a bit over exaggerated

Cause it has faults

But it is a good zombies

[delicate shadow]

I played about 70 hours of Bo3 with about 40 of those being on the zombies

[grizzled aspen]

I believe in AW zombies supremacy.

[delicate shadow]

I legit forgot AW exists

[sullen forge]

Advanced Warfare is a hot take I’ll admit

[grizzled aspen]

"Yeah we gave you a jump so you can get over the horde."
"We also made zombies turn off your jump."

[sullen forge]

EMZs

You love to see it

That and they didn’t even need to hit you to disable

They swung at all it was a huge AOE

and that alone is what would turn off the suit

[quartz marsh]

I got WaW for Easter back when I was years old, once I beat the campaign and got thrown into zombies I was scared as shit

[delicate shadow]

you were 7???

[quartz marsh]

It took me a good bit to get the courage to actually go solo.

[sullen forge]

Nacht Der Untoten

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-old-man-saving-private-gif-13333225

[sullen forge]

Fucking peak map

[quartz marsh]

Im 19 today

So

Yea.

[delicate shadow]

I'm 28 lmao

[sullen forge]

I was 10

[clever swan]

when cod1 came out i was older than 7 ;_;

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[delicate shadow]

also happy bday!

[quartz marsh]

My birthdays in November

[sullen forge]

Old Head Aquino

[delicate shadow]

oh idk why I intepretted it as a bday

my edible is kicking in I think

[nimble fiber]

bread day

[delicate shadow]

I'll see you at bingo

[quartz marsh]

Anyway yea played zombies that young, remember getting the other maps too and in hindsite I ran into quite a handful of hackers in Nacht and Reise

[sullen forge]

It’s 115 day…….

[quartz marsh]

I was on Xbox 360

[delicate shadow]

legit

[sullen forge]

God I fucking loved Origins

[quartz marsh]

Think I jumped from WaW to BO3

[sullen forge]

I know it’s glazed to death

[quartz marsh]

I loved BO3 zombies

[sullen forge]

But the entire theme of the map and music was so fucking good

[quartz marsh]

Except I hated that Shadows of Evil's easter egg is impossible solo

[sullen forge]

It’s the rare 4 man EE in modern zombies

[delicate shadow]

I will say OG der reise is still my fav zombies map

[quartz marsh]

You see at the time I had no friends to play with so I was screwed unless I got lucky with randoms lmao

[delicate shadow]

I'm like 200% nostalgia glazing in my bias there tho

just a lotta good memories playing with buds on that map after classes

[stone fern]

🚬 got stuck in an infinite load screen now people in chat are dropping F bombs calling the emperor slurs

[quartz marsh]

WaW Der Reise I played the shit out of and I was never aware of the Wanderwaffe bug until actually fairly recently

[hushed knoll]

What is a nostalgia glaze

[sullen forge]

Rose tinted glasses

[delicate shadow]

kind of like an aioli

[sullen forge]

You ever hear of that term

[quartz marsh]

Wanderwaffe I remember my sister and I always butchering it as "wanderwaffle"

[hushed knoll]

[sullen forge]

You’re objectively going to say X is better cause you recall back then it was the best thing you’ve experienced

So you’re naturally biased to defend it

[nimble fiber]

its more similar to crabs preforming a show

[delicate shadow]

you mean your sister saying it biblically accurately

[quartz marsh]

Pretty sure I butchered it first

I barely knew how to read back then

[delicate shadow]

yea and I am shameless with mine re: der reise

I also kinda adored the general pvp as well

[sullen forge]

I mean it was literally what sparked

[quartz marsh]

Tfw a fucking first grader is in CoD Zombies

[stone fern]

I wonder whats the games active playercount without all the people stuck in loading screens

[sullen forge]

Modern Zombies gameplay loop

So I literally cannot stop you from saying Der Reise is an insanely good map

Yeah it’s dated

Small

And simple

But it literally sparked the modern loop

[delicate shadow]

yeah like I'm a CoD hater™️ but I defo enjoyed zombies and a lot of the pvp still

I guess acti-blizzard hater is the better term

[quartz marsh]

I remember playing Infinity War Zombies

I really enjoyed Spaceland

[sullen forge]

I mean I can agree there

I wish treyarch and raven wasn’t leashed to them

[sturdy cypress]

Kino der toten was... erm... kino

It was really good

[sullen forge]

Cause they unironically have so much passion as dev teams

[normal wren]

What they did to warcraft 3

Horrible

[sullen forge]

Like the campaign this year was a cry for help

[normal wren]

B. Milk thieving management

[sullen forge]

Ascension…

[quartz marsh]

I never got to experience those maps :(

I stopped playing CoD before Chronicles dropped for BO3

[sturdy cypress]

Yeah it was only base game maps for me

[sullen forge]

Monkeys was a huge reason it wasn’t liked but

Outside of that

[sturdy cypress]

Never bought any dlc

[sullen forge]

Holy peak

[quartz marsh]

I bought the other maps for WaW and Gorod Krovi for BO3

Thats as much as I recall

I will always remembering beating the absolute shit out of a wall in Gorod Krovi because for some reason the gauntlets melee hitbox extends behind you

[grizzled aspen]

Mmmm silo cluster I-II on auric board...

Time to indulge in my guilty pleasure of boltgun exe stance...

[sullen forge]

@delicate shadow you ever get the chance to play Shangri-la?

Hell any of you that played BO1 Zombies

[grizzled aspen]

I didnt play much of any zombies except bo2 town, bo3 der eisendrach, and AW in general.

Oh and cold war.

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/shangrila-frontier-shangri-la-frontier-香格里拉-emul-愛姆露-gif-6531094159024841240

[delicate shadow]

yea I did

[grizzled aspen]

Cold war was my favorite system, what with the loadouts and whatnot.

[delicate shadow]

fun map

kinda funky

[sullen forge]

It’s a good blend of difficult and fun

[quartz marsh]

I stopped after BO3 so when I played a bit of BO6 during the free trial a month ago I almost got whiplash

[hearty nebula]

ok grandpa

[delicate shadow]

I really liked it when it was going well

hated it the moment it got bad

[sullen forge]

Plus I like their concepts for the map before it was being made

A lot of the concepts were really fucking cool

[delicate shadow]

yeee

[hearty nebula]

I still play Bo1 occasionally

[quartz marsh]

I dunno where my BO3 disc is anymore

[hearty nebula]

two comments on my steam profile cause of it lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Does anyone's matchmaking randomly cancel every now and then or is it just me?

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ui-gif-9501710052308206749

[sullen forge]

Plutonium I assume

[quartz marsh]

I can't even play WaW anymore unless I dust off my Xbox 360

[hearty nebula]

when it fucking works, yea

[quartz marsh]

Because WHY IS IT NOT BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE OF ALL THE GAMES I HAVE

[hearty nebula]

plutonium is dog ass for actually trying to play with friends, @mighty root can attest

[sullen forge]

When it works

Yeah honestly perfect way to describe it LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

Bro what is it with all these true level 30 people in auric board today?

[hearty nebula]

but yea... im pawesome

[sullen forge]

I’ve still yet to get Plutonium set up cause of- procrastination

But I would totally do it on WAW

[hearty nebula]

Noobs be noobin

[grizzled aspen]

Crit chance and crit damage on heavy stubber...

Going to kms...

[hearty nebula]

I mean you literally cannot play WaW online without it anymore

Because they don't provide license keys for WaW anymore

[grizzled aspen]

YOURE NOT EVEN USING PBB OGRYN WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPECCING FOR CRIT

[hushed knoll]

Ice cream sundae frog arigato

[sullen forge]

Yeah I quickly caught onto that, and just put up with solo for a while

Some WAW custom maps are pretty fucking good I won’t lie

Oh speaking of zombies and 115 day, second map got announced

[quartz marsh]

Should I buy Bo3 on Steam? Notice the steam workshop there is active even today

[grizzled aspen]

I just realized I am a higher level on my vet alone than my entire team in my lobby.

[solar gorge]

you should buy starsector

[grizzled aspen]

This is depressing.

[solar gorge]

and then

play starsector

[grizzled aspen]

DUDE THERES LITERALLY A LEVEL 41 AND 33 IN MY LOBBY

PLEASE CHILDREN DO NOT QUEUE INTO AURICS I BEG YOU

FINESSE DUMP RELIC BLADE ON THE 33

RAAAAAAAAAA

[quartz marsh]

I queued into an Auric Maelstrom as a (relatively) fresh 30 Zealot and performed decently well... By decent I mean at least I didnt down at all

[mighty root]

Waw is playable

[hearty nebula]

ur playable

smh

[light badge]

uwu

[analog ember]

Just don’t look at the players on your team. You’ll feel better.

[violet hornet]

But they need you to carry them for their auric storm survivor title

[reef flower]

Even though I havent played the game before, I am gonna play Zealot

Heard you can unlock thunder hammer

It just so fun to go swinging melee

[median steeple]

hamr

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221205014043951266/1303263168822247464/emoji.gif

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-dog-licking-dog-lick-sus-dog-zesty-dog-gif-5765766574828658332

[frozen kernel]

It begins. The daily suffering of frog

[grizzled aspen]

It began at 5:30ish this morning when I woke up puking my guts up.

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chews-and-looks-at-the-camera-cat-eats-and-looks-at-the-camera-cat-eats-cat-chews-food-cat-chews-food-close-to-the-camera-gif-8270757472174359536

[reef flower]

Any tips for zealot

For a greenbeard to be precise

[delicate shadow]

use the mk3 evis

[frozen kernel]

Fuck stomach bug shit. I’m sorry dude

[delicate shadow]

(don't do this)

[reef flower]

I know how to dodge, Ive been playing Chivalry 2 for 2 years by now

[north sedge]

just play around and see what weapons you enjoy

[reef flower]

Thunder hammer seems nice, tho I believe its hard to get it

[north sedge]

worry about stuff when you get to 30

it used to be horrible to make one, but crafting is much nicer now

[reef flower]

Steam is taking his sweet ahh time downloading darktide

Its annoys me so much

[grizzled aspen]

Here's the question, do you know how to melee correctly or no?

(there's three criteria to melee correctly)

[reef flower]

I am a chivalry 2 player how hard can it be

[grizzled aspen]

movement, involving dodging, sliding, and pacing
dragging (you are likely familiar with this one as a chiv player)
combos

[reef flower]

Seems about right

I believe i shall be good

But untill I play I wont know

[hard nexus]

know how to melee, keep track of specials

[grizzled aspen]

Pushing is also part of movement, ig, because stamina.

[reef flower]

Ye

[hard nexus]

that’s great advice !

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, pick a weapon and learn its combos. They are very important.

[reef flower]

Funny how I expected ogryn to be melee focused

[hard nexus]

when i was using mk3 evis in lower havocs to farm the penance, it just made me sad because it feels great to have the eviscerator actually like, eviscerate

[north sedge]

it can be

[hard nexus]

but it falls off so hard

[grizzled aspen]

Strikedown attacks are likely going to be dealing more single target and have lower cleave dist and values than vanguard attack, for example.

[hard nexus]

in damnation

[north sedge]

everyone does both ranged and melee to some degree

[hard nexus]

zealot is most melee

psyker is most ranges

[grizzled aspen]

What level is your zealout? @reef flower

[hard nexus]

vet and ogryn r both mixed

[royal vortex]

i do the secret third thing people don't talk about which is spending the entire mission holding block

i am the defense

[hard nexus]

have you seen my amazing ogryn build

[grizzled aspen]

Pacifist ogryn?

[reef flower]

I am still waiting for darktide to install, I just got the game today

[grizzled aspen]

Ah, I see.

[royal vortex]

i haven't looked at an ogryn build in half a year so probably not

[hard nexus]

#ogryn-class message

[reef flower]

I was debating wether to get space marine 2 or darktide

[grizzled aspen]

Darktide has a much more fun gameplay loop, to be certain.

[reef flower]

But darktide seems to have more replayablity and more fun

[stone fern]

theyre still the same

[brave cypress]

both are good, I've found darktide to be much more replayable

[hard nexus]

sm2 sucks

[stone fern]

one nice push node tho

[reef flower]

Kinda like ultrakill, if you know

[hard nexus]

i hate sm2….

[reef flower]

It does?

[royal vortex]

that's certainly a collection of points being spent

[north sedge]

both good, just different flavors

[hard nexus]

i just don’t find the gameplay loop to be enjoyable

[lean lark]

sm2 is an ok choice

[hard nexus]

some people can like it but

to me it’s very unengaging

[royal vortex]

there were certain mechanical quirks of the game that made me viscerally angry so i stopped playing it p fast

[hard nexus]

it’s meant to hold block the entire game and deal zero damage

[quartz marsh]

the only things i heard about SM2 was it getting the HD2 treatment

aka nerfing everything

[hard nexus]

basic chaff taking multiple bolt shells to kill is so stupid

[lean lark]

overexaggerated

[hard nexus]

and the bolters dealing terrible damage in general

[royal vortex]

i just did not like the melee combat more than anything

[hard nexus]

and the melta being a shotgun instead of a single target weapon

[quartz marsh]

figured such, but it was the only things i heard about it.

[hard nexus]

and the thunder hammer being a horde clear weapon with bad single target

[north sedge]

no the mistake they made was making every change the community demanded and then the community got pissed when they got it (because what they wanted sucked)

[hard nexus]

grrr

[brave cypress]

space marine 2 is basically a xbox 360 hack n slash, really fun on the first play through but it lacks replay value

[hard nexus]

yeah same

[quartz marsh]

HD2 i was around when shit was being nerfed

[grizzled aspen]

@reef flower Here's a few tips to not get eaten alive,
Crusher and mauler overheads will onetap you
Dreg ragers swing faster if the game decides you are "running away," mix blocks and dodges to fight them
Disablers are your worst enemy (trappers, dogs, and mutants)
Pushing enemies is a good defense strategy, as it will stagger all chaff enemies
Shooter chaff will flash their muzzle before they shoot, this is when you dodge or slide to avoid damage

[quartz marsh]

the games difficulty suffered greatly now

[grizzled aspen]

And I'm sure you can figure this one out yourself, aim for the face as often as possible.

[hard nexus]

except against maulers

[grizzled aspen]

Well, that depends on the weapon.

[reef flower]

Thanks

[hard nexus]

unless u have a knife, thammer, ds

uhm

what else

[grizzled aspen]

Relic blade, power sword, fgs.

[hard nexus]

relic blade

yea

[grizzled aspen]

Fgs will 3tap a mauler.

[hard nexus]

mine one taps

[grizzled aspen]

(its horrendously overtuned)

[quartz marsh]

curious and it could just be me but are sniper audio cues louder than a typical gunners?

[hard nexus]

they’re different

and yes

pretty sure they are

[grizzled aspen]

Different cue entirely, very loud.

You will know when they shoot, even if its not at you.

[quartz marsh]

figured it sounded louder than the others

[hard nexus]

darktide has such amazing sound design

[grizzled aspen]

If only it worked!

:))))))

[hard nexus]

one of its absolute best qualities

is the sound design

[hard nexus]

troo

[twilit otter]

Music is goated

[grizzled aspen]

We need more banger music.

[quartz marsh]

the only times i dont hear it is when my backs turned which leads me to believe i only hear it if they're in my LoS lmao

[grizzled aspen]

I kinda wanna put on noosphere from mechanicus and listen to that instead.

[twilit otter]

Survival is almost entirely in reacting to audio cues

[grizzled aspen]

Or dance of the cryptek.

[hard nexus]

sry i’m busy listening to mesmerizer at full volume to listen to the in game music

[twilit otter]

Headphones are very helpful

To be good

[hard nexus]

sound cues too

i play off vibes

and then i wonder where that silent trapper came from

[quartz marsh]

'silent'

[hard nexus]

truly a mystery…

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, last tip, know that fatshark fucking lies to you about talents, blessings, and perks on weapons. @reef flower

Like outright lies.

[hard nexus]

surely it couldn’t be hatsune miku at 100 decibels …

[twilit otter]

If I play on my low-quality speakers I am considerably worse

[plucky gate]

i think zealot has the most amount of incorrect talent descriptions

[grizzled aspen]

Any further questions, like builds, weapon choices, strategy, etc, ask about.

Zealout is the one class without a guide.

[humble minnow]

Just go ape
no need for guide

[grizzled aspen]

Vet has Path's guide, psyker has the anatheum, and ogryns have the ogrynomicon.

[hard nexus]

if you want the truth regarding blessings, you can look at kuli’s guides on steam

(just google “darktide kuli’s guide”)

[grizzled aspen]

(Path needs to name his guide something catchy)

[stone fern]

what is that meow

taunt?

fnp?

[hard nexus]

it’s peak

[stone fern]

no

[hard nexus]

it’s peak!

[humble minnow]

Havoc 40 true survivor and I don't even know how to read or socialize

[stone fern]

NO

[grizzled aspen]

Pacifist ogryn.

[stone fern]

tonking is my thing

[hard nexus]

it’s built specifically for not attacking

ever

[stone fern]

you cant take it away from me..............

[hard nexus]

getting zero damage

[stone fern]

mine

[reef flower]

Heard theres mod to be able to play solo

[grizzled aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jtNZpRqDMRat_6s_f?invite=cr-MSx1akcsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jtwXXzQkfN040_A4g?invite=cr-MSxHOUwsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

Funny.

[grizzled aspen]

Yes but its bad.

Also people here will play with you.

Most are good.

(not me)

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus The Frozen Dawn remaster was not on my list of BO6 Zombies maps

[grizzled aspen]

I wont consider myself good until I get all the havoc shite.

[twilit otter]

What havoc shite

[grizzled aspen]

Like all the cosmetics, titles, etc.

For rn I've only got the pants. :P

[twilit otter]

What havoc level are you at

[hard nexus]

what’s the frozen dawn

[grizzled aspen]

34, but we've been playing at Lumii's level, 38.

[sullen forge]

WW2 Zombies, Final DLC map

[grizzled aspen]

We just keep getting shafted by bad modifier combos and whatnot.

[sullen forge]

I’ll get an image

[hard nexus]

ohhh

i never played that

[twilit otter]

You always speak like you are an expert

[hard nexus]

that map*

i played i think 3 of those maps

[grizzled aspen]

Kind of irritating, I want to play something thats not psyker but I also feel like if I dont play psyker then I'm actively fucking my team over.

[grizzled aspen]

I can be educated in a topic and not have the skill to go with it.

[twilit otter]

Fair enough

[sullen forge]

They went full occult on this map

[grizzled aspen]

I can also be skilled in a topic, but not be educated in it. See my minis for example.

:)

I do not know how to play tabletop, I just like my necron minis.

[twin wagon]

you mean the cucumber wessex jpeg accel morph feint kick into the wristy twisty rainbow whyman backbreaker 180

[hard nexus]

he’s one of the communal grubs that absorbs information from everyone else n repeats it for others

[twin wagon]

Mordhua maxing

[grizzled aspen]

"Communal grubs" makes me sound like a cheap whore...

Smh...

[sullen forge]

Cause you are 🚬

[hard nexus]

if i ever paint minis im never gonna play table top, i jsut wanna have my lesbian marines

[twin wagon]

language

[median steeple]

calm down there cap

[hard nexus]

yeah

i say the truth

my truth.

[grizzled aspen]

:(

That's really mean...

[hard nexus]

cat wave . gif

[sullen forge]

Gate Crashers

Hello

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-arrakis-dune-part-1-harkonnen-atreides-gif-14949351589185319331

[grizzled aspen]

You shouldnt be mean to someone that is sick...

[hard nexus]

the wha

[twin wagon]

Sesbian lex

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/sesbian-lex-signalis-alarm-gif-13582891123537929407

[twin wagon]

There's no way

[grizzled aspen]

First gif when looking up "sesbian lex" in tenor btw.

[twin wagon]

Frug why did you play signalis

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't.

[sullen forge]

These lmao

[twin wagon]

thank god

[grizzled aspen]

I don't plan to, either.

[twin wagon]

Why not

[grizzled aspen]

I will say the robots are hot though.

[twin wagon]

It's like playing residents evil

old edition

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I just dont find it interesting.

[median steeple]

Oh boy I can't wait for a day of hav grinding to get this over with, the devious hav 40 gloriana

[grizzled aspen]

My brain is wired to move at the speed of sound for gaming.

[hard nexus]

it’s just so peak…

[grizzled aspen]

Nyoom.

[twin wagon]

Then you should play absolver

[grizzled aspen]

Titanfall 2 is the peakest of peak.

[twin wagon]

we are 20 dudes

[grizzled aspen]

I did play absolver.

[hard nexus]

i’m gonna be home soon if u would like 2 grind together

[twin wagon]

[hard nexus]

that

hrm..

[grizzled aspen]

The hand to hand fighting game, right?

[hard nexus]

that didn’t sound right

[grizzled aspen]

Way of the drunken master and whatnot?

Super hard to read.

[violet hornet]

@copper hawk this u?

[twin wagon]

Yes, game kept alive by 20 of us

Reading?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-helluva-boss-stolas-blitzo-blitz-gif-15611458610014244283

[grizzled aspen]

Yes?

[median steeple]

who are we leeching off of

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/absolver-khalt-giga-chad-gif-25366776

[grizzled aspen]

Do you not know fighting games involve reading?

[sullen forge]

If I wasn’t doing a close to open shift I would toys on havoc with you two…

[hard nexus]

randoms i guess

[twin wagon]

Spoken like a Khalt denier

[median steeple]

because I don't think we can use PF together

[grizzled aspen]

I dont know what that is.

[twin wagon]

I don't read, I press a button and heal

[grizzled aspen]

I played it in beta.

[hard nexus]

woe 16 hour shift upon ye

[twin wagon]

Khalt maxing

[grizzled aspen]

All I know is walk around and punch people.

And then whoop ass on people in pvp.

[sullen forge]

Literally close, go home get 2 hours to eat and then sleep, wake up, go to work

[twin wagon]

We have tech now

[hard nexus]

consider gambling

[grizzled aspen]

You should kill your boss for scheduling you like that.

[hard nexus]

oh i have to grind on fortnite at some point

[sullen forge]

It’s whatever

[grizzled aspen]

If you schedule turnaround shifts for anyone you should actually be barred from any management position forever.

[hard nexus]

i need the miku skin and the song…..

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-hatsune-miku-hatsune-miku-hatsune-miku-fortnite-gif-10217030384507168811

[sullen forge]

I got the shark skin ages ago me no care

[copper hawk]

Yes

Except it's a kitten bedspread

[grizzled aspen]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2OO3xDcS3Gq4X00SF3Xiua?si=086b232cce01416c

[violet hornet]

Hell yes lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Its so peak...

[hard nexus]

no it’s a kitten bed

[sullen forge]

Releasing several feral cats into your house Cica

[hard nexus]

that u curl into

and hoooonk shooo in

[copper hawk]

Feral kittenz and i have an understandin nya ..

[sullen forge]

Get mad at everything

[grizzled aspen]

"Will you carry me down the aisle that final day...
When your tears and cold hands shaking from the weight...
When you lower me down beneath that sky of gray...
Let the rain fall down and wash away your pain..."

Depressing music is so peak.

[hard nexus]

wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Nah its peak.

[hard nexus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ic62hKqeDhZsa9l6YQxzJ?si=4iaWEFtPTjuBrGpv-cZoSw

this is peak.

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, we will trade.

You listen to that song I just posted, I'll listen to whatever the hell that is.

[copper hawk]

Edgy teenage music

[hard nexus]

who up being tailor made for this era

[hard nexus]

it’s his midlife crisis let him be

[grizzled aspen]

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM

[clever swan]

obviously that's mesmerizer. that's what it says

[copper hawk]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2sTm9k8tG0lJc6nDxxy6Un?si=EbdL9L-ARIG4SGudoVP1SA

[hard nexus]

i loooove mesmerizer…

[median steeple]

Or you could listen to peak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avrxoOD_Zqk

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, if you think thats "edgy teenage music" then methinks you should explode.

[copper hawk]

He's 20 !!!!

[grizzled aspen]

You can critique my choice in music without insulting me.

[copper hawk]

Frog u cant pull that card

Ur a cunt all the time and tease ppl relentlessly

[grizzled aspen]

I dont tease over music.

[median steeple]

evilb cica

[grizzled aspen]

I believe music is a window of expression to ones soul.

[copper hawk]

Mild prods over music is a drop in the bucket that is ur lumii induced sea of toxicity

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah thats different entirely.

Slinging insults at each other over something irrelevant doesnt matter, music is a different issue.

[copper hawk]

Me when i move goal posts

[grizzled aspen]

Hence why I dont insult people for their taste.

[copper hawk]

Look lil blud

[grizzled aspen]

I have only said I dislike fast music like the kind Cyn listens to.

[copper hawk]

Mby some ppl hold the same feelinz over some thingz the way u hold music

[clever swan]

this is why i only like cute music then no one can complain

[copper hawk]

As this holy incorrigible thing u cant tease

Either u stop bein a jerk

Or accept that if u tease u will be teased

Ur choice western man

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[grizzled aspen]

Mmmno, I will keep being a jerk. In fact, I will now be worse.

:)

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/war-were-declared-futurama-we-declared-war-sit-general-gif-17112553

[grizzled aspen]

Jokes aside, w/e, I guess I can dial it back a bit.

Sarcasm is just a natural state of being for me. :P

[hard nexus]

hrm

[median steeple]

that 6 day work week is really taking a toll on cica

[hard nexus]

that was a strange discussion

[grizzled aspen]

I have listened exactly 6 seconds and I KNOW this is going to completely compromise spotify's algorithm for me for at least a month.

[hard nexus]

it’s so peak

[hard nexus]

if u wanna dartkide

i’ll be like

30 min

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328733651323719690/hehedancingfalke.gif

[grizzled aspen]

I like that kinda muffled effect it does around 1:36.

[plucky gate]

So anyone try any awful builds in havoc 40 yet?

[hard nexus]

there’s a music video for it that is really good too

[median steeple]

party finder is dead and I would like to do both penances at once

so we can auric?

[plucky gate]

or does everyone still tryhard for them?

[hard nexus]

https://youtu.be/19y8YTbvri8?si=c-JSTHLPvQHmIYM1

[grizzled aspen]

AH STRAYER UNIVERSITY AD

[hard nexus]

i brought mk3 evis chastise into it

other than that

[plucky gate]

how was it?

[hard nexus]

not toooooo bad

but the cleave was noticeable

i had second most damage, first being the purg user

[plucky gate]

I haven't tried anything too horrible.
Least good build i've used was marty mk15 evis with chastise

[plush estuary]

From last night

[copper hawk]

Growls like a sigma

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

Almost got put on a training tomorrow

[median steeple]

slugma

[copper hawk]

At 1400

[plucky gate]

only barely outdamaged everyone but i provide 0 utility and they had bubble
pretty bad

[copper hawk]

For some stupid gizmo we dont even use

[plucky gate]

i don't like being forced to run a cleave blessing

[copper hawk]

Thankfully my sl is goated and asked another squad 2 put their minion on

[copper hawk]

So it wouldnt be a 7 day work week after last week's 6

I would've been a legitimately angry glooper then

[grizzled aspen]

Holy shit the lyrics are so fucking depressing.

[copper hawk]

[hard nexus]

lmfao yah kinda

[grizzled aspen]

I didnt look at the lyrics on spotify but what the hell.

[copper hawk]

Nothing wrong w sarcasm glooper

If ur gonna pitch u gotta play catch..

Hawk tuah..

Puts abother fat lip of copenhagen in

Snorts and spits

[grizzled aspen]

Thats nasty, Cica.

[hearty nebula]

spits on cica

[grizzled aspen]

People that dip are icky bumpy weird...

Mouth cancer go brrrr...

[copper hawk]

Troo..

My sl goes thru a can a week

Of skoal

He has a hawk tuah bottle w him everywhere he goez

[grizzled aspen]

Both my boss and 2nd key dip and their breath is disgusting.

My boss will call me to his office to discuss invoice issues and you can smell the pungent odor before you walk through the door.

It's so fucking nasty.

At least my 2nd key only dips a little bit and then chews a piece of gum afterward to get the smell off his breath before going back to work.

[copper hawk]

Whiskey flavored copenhagen

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slap-attack-scratch-spray-bottle-gif-17118070709567052669

[frosty herald]

flamer tuah

tox on that thang

[copper hawk]

The grubcord has been summoned by an invisible hande..

[grizzled aspen]

Yuck.

[copper hawk]

Invisible.. paw !?

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/nekohime-gif-18889291

[median steeple]

How tf do I have a harder time in a hav19 than a 40

thats insane

im washed

[twin wagon]

Plush what if we...

[plush estuary]

I was hungry

[twin wagon]

what if we touched crushers

behind hab Dreyko

[pale spindle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Actually that reminds me

I wonder if I can buyout the whole skinshop now

[hard nexus]

teammates

[frosty herald]

@copper hawk quick question

[hard nexus]

i had to clutch 3 times in a single havoc 21

[frosty herald]

besides you gifting me path of exile

[hard nexus]

with a mk3 evis

it was so awful

[clever swan]

I introduced this gif to the server yw

[frosty herald]

have you gotten any weird transactions on your bank account?

[copper hawk]

Uh

[copper hawk]

Doesnt look like it

Why ?

[frosty herald]

ok good

https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3694333/page/1

[copper hawk]

Oh how lovely

Thanks 4 lettin me know oomfling

[clever swan]

cica details are on the darkweb for purchase boys

[grizzled aspen]

What the fuck did you spend it all on?

[frosty herald]

The attacker also viewed account information for a significant number of accounts through our portal.

For those accounts they got access to the following private information:
Email Address if the account had one associated
Steam ID if the account had one associated
IP Addresses that the account had used
Shipping address if the account had previously had physical goods sent
Current Unlock Code for unlocking accounts locked due to logging in from a different region

you should be fine since you gifted early access to me thus not creating a path of exile account

[copper hawk]

Troo

[zinc talon]

sorry skelly is this a rule, or what

[tidal berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/883195875432747039.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[lusty turtle]

Its a rule, yes

[zinc talon]

the pics were sufficiently 40k I thought but if ai generated stuff isn't kosher I'll refrain from it in future

ok sorry pal won't happen again

[plush estuary]

visual bug

[lusty turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328839544904351854/image.png?ex=6788d284&is=67878104&hm=64e44b5bf2e0878a7d37419c602b998bd05126a4d37ea086f4ebb4bef1192b78&

[zinc talon]

rgr got it

will reread those

[copper hawk]

This is AI

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/daamn-bird-daamn-bird-sentry-tf2-sentry-mini-sentry-gif-4882231901443475625

[zinc talon]

I'm curious as to the reasoning, seems like AI generated 40k content could really allow for some new and fun stuff

crypto I get, cuz fuck those speculators they get what they deserve

NFTs I bet are just a flash in the pan meme cuz of that one artist

the indian dude who trademarked vantablack

prolly best to just keep the door shut on all of it for now tho

[copper hawk]

Scams i think

The way the rule is written cuz scams and crypto

[zinc talon]

yeah, best to just keep it all at arm's length

[copper hawk]

Idk why AI still lumped in there though

Art theft idk

[zinc talon]

oh, and using people's likenesses

[tidal berry]

AI is pretty soulless to the point even calling it ''AI'' feels misleading, but I just don't have the patience or whatever for a debate over it

[zinc talon]

agreed

[tidal berry]

Its like a soul version of a skinwalker

[zinc talon]

AI generated content can very easily put an existential level dread into me, idk why

[copper hawk]

Nobody credits artists when art is posted here anyways but i think it's to support artists

[tidal berry]

also I'm high af

[zinc talon]

uncanny valley? maybe?

it's so close but it's just not

[tidal berry]

uncanny valley is a fun topic

was just yappin about it yesterday

[modern lintel]

get down

[tidal berry]

like the question I had was, can animals experience this

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-vibe-music-gif-24311169

[tidal berry]

eeeeeee

[tidal berry]

later

noo

[zinc talon]

I will match you sir/madam/person/thing

I still can't tell if I'm totally on board with this weed strain texas legalized

[copper hawk]

Ill join yo mama !

[zinc talon]

it can't have any thc whatsoever, less than 0.3% or it's illegal

[violet hornet]

#zealot-class message

[modern lintel]

cica isnt allowed to sin

[zinc talon]

but it can have THC-A

which

it looks like weed, smells terrific, burns like weed

[copper hawk]

Weed is FORBIDDEN !!

[zinc talon]

90% of the experience is delivered

[copper hawk]

It is DANGEROUS and SINFUL !!!

[zinc talon]

something is definitely missing, tho

[copper hawk]

It makes u LAZY and EVIL !!

Now excuse me

Im gonna get drunk af

[violet hornet]

THC-eh is just Canadian weed

[zinc talon]

oh that's what they have up there too?

[copper hawk]

On totally OKAY and VERY DIFFERENT mind altering substance..

Nothin bad ever came from meowcohol..

[modern lintel]

u did evil being

[copper hawk]

Nop

[violet hornet]

Realistically THC-A is what most weed has in it, which is why eating it doesn't work without decarbing it

Heating it breaks it down into plain old THC

[sturdy cypress]

I have no issue with weed. Weed smokers, however, are annoying and smelly

[zinc talon]

I did just recently snag this

Been meaning to try it

Afaik absinthe with wormwood is still illegal in the us

[copper hawk]

There's seeds u can eat that get u high and make u sick that r sold at grocery stores

[modern lintel]

u would know woudlnt you sinner

[copper hawk]

Soldiers do them sometimes cuz their psychoactive substance isnt detectable via UPL

[zinc talon]

nutmeg will, cinnamon will in a high enough dose, certain types of food grade mushrooms can

[tidal berry]

Prefer she but honestly I am a bit of a bothersome creature so 'thing' is fine too lmao

anyway, I've ran out of weed a whiiile ago and lately I've just been enjoying trying out all sorts of wine instead

[copper hawk]

It's vry out there

[tidal berry]

I do not think its very healthy though

[copper hawk]

No 1 would rlly know unless ur a soldier

Or an NCO w dumb joes

[zinc talon]

yes mam, just tryna navigate new waters on that post-covid so I don't come off as an unintentional asshole

I intend to be an asshole

I am a total simp for a good cab or merlot

[normal wren]

I blame the french

[zinc talon]

I just love walkin into a snobby wine store with my phone in my hand

and when they ask if I need help I bust out the texas twang

and say yeah uh my girl wants me to get uh

[normal wren]

Carber net

[zinc talon]

a cabinet savig nun

[normal wren]

And a pappy for me

[opaque island]

i love it

[normal wren]

[zinc talon]

just to see the look on their face

[modern lintel]

my friend in marines while deployed subsisted on mainly rip its and taco flavored sun flower seeds is what he told me

[zinc talon]

or ask for a merlot pronouncing it like the lot your house is on

I read that initially as tobacco flavored seeds and was like

[modern lintel]

@copper hawk does this add up

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-would-cat-red-eyes-red-eyes-cat-gif-8196567567381903872

[copper hawk]

No dip

No cigarettes

No vape

Hrmz..

[modern lintel]

he was also a raging alcoholic

[zinc talon]

I don't think I could even smoke tobacco anymore now that I've swapped to a vuse

[copper hawk]

This explains

[zinc talon]

unburnt tobacco still smells heavenly but jesus christ did I not realize just how fuckin sticky nasty that tobacco smoke is

now that I'm not smoking

[tidal berry]

Cab is just simple and good

[modern lintel]

he us the straight up my body is temple dare program child when it comes to smokes of any variety vape tobacco or weed

[zinc talon]

plus vuse pods cost me half what cigarettes did per unit time like per week or whatever

so, happy accident

I did just find this pod in one I lost under the couch

saving it for somebody I don't like who wants to try vaping

[zinc talon]

my body is a temple too, except it's one of those abandoned indian temples where monkeys shit all over the floor

HERE FOR AGOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME AMIRITE

[tidal berry]

I kinda can't stand tobacco smoke

vape is easier to exist around I guess?

[zinc talon]

tried my first havoc 40 the other day

[grizzled aspen]

Then clean it, restore it, and make it a temple worth looking at.

[zinc talon]

some vapes exist only to fill the room with the smell of fruit punch and decaying asshole

the entire time I've used nicotine I've had to have it with menthol

luckily the menthol vuse pods have no odor at all

sometimes I think I started smoking for the menthol and not the nicotine

[tidal berry]

lmao

[tidal berry]

mentol is.. really nice