zealot-class

[copper hawk]

Frog a paw priatin my cat-ture..

[modern lintel]

also we were all just in a hav40 and everyones game crashed like 3/4 through

[grizzled aspen]

What can I say, the decay consumes.

[wanton fossil]

That’s somehow more sus

[livid rampart]

Okay but there are mean ones and we are talking about rannick

Well

I am

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/seventeen-svt-reaction-yjhdoll-jeongh4ni-gif-25595276

[grizzled aspen]

A minor lapse in focus and the Cica rot retakes control.

[median steeple]

waiting for party finder to work

[grizzled aspen]

Psycho just wait and you can be our 4th for havocs.

:)

[copper hawk]

Would NOT recommend

[livid rampart]

He probably wears leggings with the ping stripe

[median steeple]

Bro I've been doing 20s and below while fucked

[grizzled aspen]

I am going to do a shitty donald trump impression and say stupid things like "THERE IS A BULWARK, HE IS TOUCHING ME, HE IS NOT AMERICAN."

[median steeple]

My ass is not ready for 35+

at least not tonight

[copper hawk]

Minorcoded humor ,,

[grizzled aspen]

No, its a house rule.

No being mad, only donny T.

[median steeple]

I just need one more game and I can stop for the night

[grizzled aspen]

If: bullshit
Then: donny T

[copper hawk]

It's*

[median steeple]

shitty flow chart

[copper hawk]

Butcherin our beautiful laaanguaaaaage

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to butcher you.

[copper hawk]

U couldnt catch me

Ud literally die of a heart attack

Nanner nanner boo boo

[median steeple]

namor

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[grizzled aspen]

You're right, Cica, I absolutely could catch you.

[copper hawk]

Doctored screenshot

[grizzled aspen]

MESSMER HANDS YOU THE PURPLE ERDTREE PACK, DO YOU ACCEPT

[copper hawk]

Doctor Strange

Professor Peculiar

[obsidian prairie]

Paramedic unusual

[median steeple]

ueah

beah

byeah

why is there an uptick of sniper purge

stupid ass modifer

YOU FUCK

I SAW THAT

[copper hawk]

Saw wut

[grizzled aspen]

What did the freak say?

[copper hawk]

Lol ur crazy

Ur sooo crazy

[median steeple]

YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO SOUP

[copper hawk]

Irl moonknight right here ,,

Yes pawfficer

Right here

The crazy guy

[median steeple]

give me your wallet and ketamine

[brave cedar]

grrr you ping me grrrr

woof woof

bark

i throw a fucking rock at you and you turn into spaghetti sauce

[median steeple]

wizard casting a spell

[vague depot]

Insane ping response I won’t lie

[brave cedar]

literally true

[median steeple]

your ass ain't a wizard

[brave cedar]

i cosplay warhammer fantasy mages.

its fun! 😄

[vague depot]

Do Warhammer mages quell cancel too

[brave cedar]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Mf on her way to be a death wizard and have a giant fucking nose and freakishly long neck:

[obsidian prairie]

Evil creatures

[brave cedar]

nooo

my self insert is an azyr wizard

[grizzled aspen]

(generic wh3 skin for death mages in empire)

[brave cedar]

elf

[grizzled aspen]

ELGI

[brave cedar]

aye! 😄

[median steeple]

Save us elspeth

save us

[grizzled aspen]

FETCH ME A BOOK OF GRUDGES

[median steeple]

save us death mommy

[brave cedar]

but its okay she was orphaned and raised by dwarves

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[brave cedar]

so she knows runecrafting and enchanting 😄

[vague depot]

Elphelt

[brave cedar]

im so lame ik

[grizzled aspen]

Once an elgi, always an elgi.

Going to load you into a grudge thrower now.

[brave cedar]

yes but its okay im actually p chill

[median steeple]

God I would love to get a massive WH3 game going one day

[grizzled aspen]

See how many spells you can cast before you become a stain, elgi.

[median steeple]

holy moly

[brave cedar]

guys relax x3

anyone wanna play?

strike party 1

[vague depot]

The elf friend that the dwarves keep around because they low-key chill

[grizzled aspen]

Lumii was trying to recruit you to be our 4th for havocs.

[frozen kernel]

How did you paint such a beautifully clear picture

[brave cedar]

true! and i can definitely outsmoke a dwarf so thats always super fun

[frozen kernel]

Rannick is just our mean psyker lady with a Y chromosome

[brave cedar]

ohnhhg

[livid rampart]

I draw femboy rannick

[brave cedar]

are you still doing that

[median steeple]

Why is this fuck ass coat wrong colored

[frozen kernel]

He flips on a dime between “If you die, I will consider it a minor inconvenience” and “Terrific job, fireteam. Extract on the way”

[grizzled aspen]

Waiting on Lumii to finish eating and Banx to get off work, then yeah.

[median steeple]

Why are the sleeves a diff color than the rest

[vague depot]

We gotta move to any other topic that isn’t femboy rannick

[grizzled aspen]

He is keeping his expectations low on purpose, and is pleasantly surprised when you survive.

[brave cedar]

bro is still at work 👷

[frozen kernel]

Unironically me at work

[livid rampart]

Slaaneshi Rannick

[grizzled aspen]

Just verbally berate him here, it will motivate him to work harder.

Do not ask me why.

[brave cedar]

bro likes it when girls yell at em

[vague depot]

It seems my priorities were wrong we gotta beat the fuck out of you

[frozen kernel]

Just u

[brave cedar]

BUT THEY SPEAK TRUTH!

[brave cedar]

interesting

[vague depot]

Lethal injection of horse tranquilizer straight to the dome

[brave cedar]

i call it a W

[frozen kernel]

Other ones need to work on their form

[brave cedar]

dude ketamine doesnt 1shot you

[livid rampart]

Gods dammit laughing hurts

[frozen kernel]

More manipulation, less demands

[vague depot]

Bigger ketamine

It’s like in dragonball

Ketamine EX

For when one isn’t enough

[grizzled aspen]

@brave cedar

[vague depot]

Hurt more

[livid rampart]

why is it always horse [drug]

[vague depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004034244185694329/1116996807558451220/WateringMyHorse.gif

[grizzled aspen]

The only fucking based thing I've seen you say holy shit.

Usually its gacha games and coomer shit but this hit me like a sack of bricks.

[remote lark]

actually im gonna be late frog

bf up

maybe an hour or two

[grizzled aspen]

EAT HIM

[livid rampart]

Kinky?

[frozen kernel]

I love how humor in here is “I’m going to beat you within an inch of your life”

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway I cant stay up that late.

[livid rampart]

Thats as nice as zealots get

[frozen kernel]

But what if…you did

[vague depot]

I threatened this orangutan with death and they just started slapping their rotund ass belly and laughing

[brave cedar]

there is no way you pinged me to that

[vague depot]

I hate it here

[brave cedar]

kinda hot tbh

[frozen kernel]

1-2 hours from now I’ll be home at least

[grizzled aspen]

Then I would be an exhausted piece of shit at work and want to die tomorrow.

[livid rampart]

But hey me laughing causes me cough and nearly throw up so thats kinda like beating me up

[grizzled aspen]

@frozen kernel nows your chance bro.

[remote lark]

tomboy enters zealot chat

everyone folds

[grizzled aspen]

Not me.

[vague depot]

Wallahi

[brave cedar]

insane

[remote lark]

living up to the stereotype, everyone

femboy-class

[grizzled aspen]

Nah, latinas can stay further than arms reach, and thats final.

[remote lark]

-_-

[vague depot]

I’ll only fold for a free epitaph prime set

[grizzled aspen]

Massive L.

[brave cedar]

i have this

a lot of this

[grizzled aspen]

Get blocked by the bot.

[brave cedar]

like 50

[vague depot]

Give it to me

[median steeple]

man I just

I just cant

[vague depot]

I will literally polish your boots

[brave cedar]

okay? add Lena on warframe and add a note

[grizzled aspen]

She's gonna put a collar on you and make you bark, you know that, right?

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/earl-thomas-gif-12459530

[brave cedar]

dude its fine im used to this

[vague depot]

Shut the fuck up frog this is epitaph prime

[brave cedar]

i do my job everyones happy

[frozen kernel]

Sorry homie too many bulwarks

[remote lark]

hi

[vague depot]

I will sacrifice a thousand young virgins to a fire for a set

[brave cedar]

🙂

[remote lark]

im literally right here

[brave cedar]

this is insane

[grizzled aspen]

That's it, I'm getting the leash.

[remote lark]

i already wear a collar

halfway there

[livid rampart]

-# Garuda

[vague depot]

Impact

[median steeple]

having a woman scream into my ear rn

game might be cooked

sleep calls to me but the grind

[brave cedar]

https://discord.gg/nnD4yBQV bro........

[grizzled aspen]

Nah I'm about to go to bed.

[frozen kernel]

I thought this was your default state

Get sleep

[brave cedar]

GRR we have one slot! im becoming evil!!!!

[vague depot]

It’s 1:30 I’m boutta hit the hay

[brave cedar]

wait this isnt lfg this is zealot chat im so silly

[frozen kernel]

I’ll get to enjoy turbocharged tismfrog at a later date for it

[grizzled aspen]

Default state is a jaded emotionless automaton.

[obsidian prairie]

East coast L

[brave cedar]

its 2:22 here

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-taunt-sonic-plush-sonic-the-hedgehog-gif-10703390530940260760

[brave cedar]

am

[frozen kernel]

Im about to lock up the keys and gtfo

[vague depot]

I must sleep early so I can wake up and grab the breakfast deal at this shoddy Chinese bakery

Because I like cooking but I don’t like washing the dishes

[median steeple]

So true

[frozen kernel]

I fucking love washing the dishes

What is a water bill

[median steeple]

Yeah that tracks

[frozen kernel]

Splish splash

[visual stream]

Everything falling apart the moment I get trapped in any match is peak

[frozen kernel]

The best way to never have dishes is to clean shit when ur done with it

If you have to leave it, at least rinse that shit so you have less to SCRUB off later

[median steeple]

You're still just doing the dishes

[frozen kernel]

People who leave an entire dollop of ketchup or some shit in the sink should be shot

[grizzled aspen]

500 baked on spaghetti noodles, fuck you.

[frozen kernel]

Against the wall

[vague depot]

If I had a nickel everytime I got trapped and my teammate freed me instead of trying to kill the dancing harmless trapper first I would have no nickels because I am queued with the dregs of humanity

[brave cedar]

i personally like agreed

i cant believe i worded that that way

[frozen kernel]

Is cool

💍 ?

[brave cedar]

if i was blonde itd be hilarious

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258330760558149702/1328601898281996308/InShot_20250114_004921167.gif

me when i saw a ping btw

[grizzled aspen]

Man is absolutely brazen with the play here.

[median steeple]

Let him shoot his shot man

[frozen kernel]

Did you get excited just to see it was thirst chat

[brave cedar]

i literally said out loud "mm yes time to reply to my telegrams yes"

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-one-hold-on-bro-let-him-cook-shockwave-soundwave-gif-7615077625664014253

[grizzled aspen]

At this point, Banx, if she kills you, its your fault.

[vague depot]

Image of basketball player on the moon trying to shoot a 3 pointer at the earth

[frozen kernel]

Fan Mail~

[brave cedar]

i got excited in general

i like messages 😄

[grizzled aspen]

Your epitaph is prob gonna be "worth" though.

[brave cedar]

my character name is puppy, dude

[vague depot]

Yea it’s gonna be worth

[brave cedar]

of course i got happy cuz i saw a ping

[frozen kernel]

I get excited to see pings

[grizzled aspen]

Mentally ill girl and the notifications shes emotionally dependent on:

[frozen kernel]

Then it’s just Frog pinging me to play at work

And I get SAD

[brave cedar]

i am NOT emotionally dependent on pings!

[vague depot]

Apparently it can go into the negative integers without too much investment

[median steeple]

Isn't that just....

[brave cedar]

if no one pingsd me i just go in my server and ping them instead

its called being sociable 😄

[grizzled aspen]

Oh but youre right on the edge of being there.

[brave cedar]

naw

[grizzled aspen]

:)

[brave cedar]

too big of a fuckin ego on me

[vague depot]

I pretty much only open up discord to ask questions

[grizzled aspen]

Uh huh.

Sure.

[brave cedar]

like carrying a 500 magnum in my pants

[vague depot]

And yell at people

[median steeple]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

[frozen kernel]

No, load up the Skype group call from 2012 and call everybody

Do it

[brave cedar]

what.

oldhead ass message

are you 30

[vague depot]

Teamspeak

[frozen kernel]

26

[visual stream]

Just had an ogryn waste my entire full bar of hp right after I finished clutching because he decided killing the fiftyn poxes surrounding us was more important than holding E for exactly one second

[brave cedar]

no dude

[median steeple]

User joined your channel

[grizzled aspen]

You couldve just told him no, you didnt have to murder him.

[brave cedar]

im 23 myself

[median steeple]

Hey wake up!

[visual stream]

He sits there swinging for like eight seconds straight

[frozen kernel]

I wasn’t an OOVOO child

[brave cedar]

hes not dead hes literally chilling

[grizzled aspen]

HAG

HOLY OLD

[median steeple]

What the fuck does that mean

[frozen kernel]

Crusty ass program that some older zoomers used instead of Skype

[brave cedar]

i grew up on fucking amino

thank god it was for battlefield and dirt bikes

[visual stream]

I avoided Teamspeak until Skype

[frozen kernel]

AMINO

[median steeple]

That name

Holy shit

Brought back some memories

[grizzled aspen]

Wait hold on it just registered in my head that Banx is 26.

[median steeple]

That place sucked

[grizzled aspen]

Dude you sound like you're 16.

[frozen kernel]

I look like it too

I’m literally my pfp

[brave cedar]

nerds 🥴

[frozen kernel]

Benjamin Button mf

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/short-loki-loki-short-loki-caption-caption-gif-17568727989423340749

[grizzled aspen]

Chilchuckmaxxing.

[brave cedar]

im literaly my pfp

like literally thats me 😄

he does NOT look 16

[frozen kernel]

🤭

[grizzled aspen]

Banx flashbang.

[vague depot]

Wait I saw this thing on my twitter

[obsidian prairie]

No fucking way it’s 1:1

[median steeple]

Omg you look like chilchuck

[frozen kernel]

Nah I look at least 20

[vague depot]

Hatsune miku on my computer

[grizzled aspen]

Banx I'm gonna be real bro.

[vague depot]

I need to find it

I must have it

[median steeple]

Holy shit

[grizzled aspen]

You look like a lesbian.

Respectfully.

[median steeple]

Lmao

[frozen kernel]

I’ve gotten that before

It’s why I’m into them

[grizzled aspen]

I think it's the hair.

[frozen kernel]

I may have a chance

[brave cedar]

thats alright with me dude.

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but there's a sausage there so...

[brave cedar]

i have in fact dated other girls before

???

[median steeple]

Damn I lost my bisexual Saul image

[grizzled aspen]

Oh.

Banx's chances are increasing by the minute.

[vague depot]

shock maul?

[vague depot]

Oh

[grizzled aspen]

Obscenely slowly, but still increasing.

[frozen kernel]

The snapchat girl filter sent ripples through the group chat

It makes me look so much more Asian

[grizzled aspen]

Don't remind me that exists.

My friends took pictures of me with it when I had long hair and I actually looked like a 9/10 through that filter.

[frozen kernel]

(F)rog

[grizzled aspen]

Then SNAP BACK TO REALITY and boom, I remember I am an ugly man.

[median steeple]

Maybe it's a calling

[frozen kernel]

It works really well with Asian dudes

[median steeple]

HRT is calling to you frog

[frozen kernel]

My Viet buddy turned into a baddie

[grizzled aspen]

Do not try to gaslight me into doing HRT.

[median steeple]

That is not gaslighting

[grizzled aspen]

I will actually make you eat an entire phonebook.

[median steeple]

I'm just telling you to

No lying just telling

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah no you are going to eat a phonebook now.

[median steeple]

I haven't seen a phonebook in a decade

[frozen kernel]

When I’m no longer clean shaven and my hair is oily from a single night sleep

[grizzled aspen]

That's me!

[frozen kernel]

This is why I need to shower before I present myself ever

[spare talon]

tf is wrong with my stim

[grizzled aspen]

Literally within hours of shaving I feel stubble already return.

[frozen kernel]

Whether it’s online for dnd or going to the gas station

I need to be presentable

[obsidian prairie]

I think you inject canceled it or smth

[median steeple]

Its just shy

Leave it alone

[grizzled aspen]

Performance issues...

[obsidian prairie]

Fucking railroad spikes

How did they live that long

[grizzled aspen]

Live representation of what beating a scab captain to death looks like in havocs.

[sullen forge]

Im positive the 8th overhead would hit him pyscho

[grizzled aspen]

Also do NOT look at the comments on Tomboy's steam profile.

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-car-speed-car-race-racing-fast-driving-gif-15295848111573912484

[median steeple]

Fear any and all comments on any woman's profile

[heady rapids]

is this a fire emblem heroes sprite

[frozen kernel]

I have ASCII penises from like 2013

Still in my comments

Other messages are fan mail

[grizzled aspen]

Just go look. :)

You specifically.

Go look.

[obsidian prairie]

Steam users attempting to be normal around anyone with any female characteristics

[median steeple]

I'm on my phone now

I'm eep

Must take meds tmr and grind more darktide

[frozen kernel]

There is 2011 Derp humor on my profile

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-old-age-takes-forever-come-on-santa-gif-8523777

[grizzled aspen]

You can look on your phone.

Coward.

[median steeple]

My ass is clicking on no profiles while on my phone

I almost call people scrolling up through chat

[obsidian prairie]

I’ve done that before and wanted to die immediately

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to throw empty glass bottles at your head.

[median steeple]

Either you send me a SC or wait till tmr

[frozen kernel]

An interaction on my profile

[median steeple]

Holy god

[frozen kernel]

The Derp guy met a girl on WoW

Moved across the country

[frozen kernel]

They’re still married today

[median steeple]

I just felt genuine despair looking at this

[grizzled aspen]

As did I.

[median steeple]

Like the pang in your stomach when you get really bad news

[grizzled aspen]

Now I must placate the machine spirit in my phone after having sc such a disgusting image.

[median steeple]

I have only one weird comment and it's someone saying I can have a bit of their skin as a treat

I don't remember what game I met them on

[frozen kernel]

If he can get married with an L take like this there’s hope for anyone

[median steeple]

But catboy I hope you're doing well

Ok real question

Bed in the center of the room

Or corner

Corner is peak

[grizzled aspen]

Corner.

[frozen kernel]

I think I’m onto you

Corner

“Reee it’s bad feng shui”

[grizzled aspen]

I only answer corner because I do not have an SO to share the bed with.

[median steeple]

I have done nothing

[grizzled aspen]

If I did I would say center on the wall.

[sullen forge]

1 Million years bad fortune upon your ancestors

[frozen kernel]

GET YOUR CHINESE PSEUDOSCIENCE OUT OF MY MUD SHACK

[median steeple]

The only time I've seen something related to feng Shui is that one guy

[grizzled aspen]

Gotta have space for both of you to get up without waking the other by accident.

[frozen kernel]

One of my exes got a queen while we were together

We are both halfling sized

It was against the wall with the closet behind it

[median steeple]

The fucking sheets biome

[sullen forge]

Just...

quit being small...

duh

[frozen kernel]

One night her room was too hot so I pulled the curtains of the window, put them between us, and turned on the AC

[grizzled aspen]

If: small
Then: don't

[sullen forge]

^^^

[frozen kernel]

She also had a cards against humanity card above her bed pinned with a bunch of photos and other stuffs

[sullen forge]

Two options for you if you're under 5'8 as a guy

dwarfmax or femboy

pick your poison

[brave cedar]

im back

[grizzled aspen]

Banx is a femboy.

[brave cedar]

still in a round

whats the topic?

what.

[grizzled aspen]

Bed in the corner or the center?

[median steeple]

Corner or center room for bed

[frozen kernel]

The card you may ask?

[brave cedar]

corner bed

[grizzled aspen]

[median steeple]

Frown

[frozen kernel]

She had that pinned

On a cork board right there

Beside pictures of us

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[grizzled aspen]

She sounds like she was a character.

[sullen forge]

everytime

[grizzled aspen]

A violently toxic character, but still a character.

[grizzled aspen]

Wait is this night reign footage?

[median steeple]

No

[sullen forge]

Dark Souls 3

[median steeple]

Its fucking dark souls 3

[grizzled aspen]

Well that's Gaels arena.

[sullen forge]

Slave Knight Gael's Arena

[frozen kernel]

Got a Snapchat memory a few weeks back. I miss that dog

[grizzled aspen]

And that's not ds3 movement.

[median steeple]

Modddd

[remote lark]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/LumiiVRC/

read mine

[frozen kernel]

I could not tell you a single detail of that story

[remote lark]

i have 20 pages of comments.

[grizzled aspen]

I really wanna play archthrones.

[frozen kernel]

I was not listening, a dog was licking my hand

[modern lintel]

freak alert

[remote lark]

no talk me im angy

[frozen kernel]

Am I gonna see a pounce huggle and promptly paint my brains across this office?

[remote lark]

ye

[frozen kernel]

I’m clicking it anyways

[grizzled aspen]

July 15th, 2024, "your ass looks good"

[frozen kernel]

“This mf goated at Rust”

I’m sorry, bozo

Now everybody knows

[median steeple]

Honestly not as bad but maybe I haven't gotten to the bad stuff yet

[grizzled aspen]

Sep 8th, 2022, "xxx guzzler"

[spare talon]

literally done 3 havoc 40s with grey only weapons now, 2 of them modless lmao

[grizzled aspen]

I'm sure you can fill in the censored word.

[remote lark]

i think ill just cry

[brave cedar]

bro what

[median steeple]

There we are

[spare talon]

https://imgur.com/Zc6gzqC

[remote lark]

wtf

[brave cedar]

what guzzler!?

[median steeple]

Pissboy

[brave cedar]

im gonna cry blood dude

[grizzled aspen]

@remote lark WHY DO YOU EAT MAYO FROM THE JAR

[remote lark]

is that pee??

is that an airport?

[remote lark]

umm

[modern lintel]

grey only was not as bad as i assumed it to be atleast w relic

[grizzled aspen]

ANSWER ME MUTT

[frozen kernel]

What a steady stream

[brave cedar]

hyuh

what happened/

[frozen kernel]

If it’s not fake that’s impressive ig

[brave cedar]

wahtchu need @grizzled aspen

[grizzled aspen]

We are reading profile comments.

[brave cedar]

oh hell yeah

[grizzled aspen]

Flipping through Lumii's, he said, on his own profile, that he eats mayo from the jar.

[brave cedar]

mine are curated, absolutely made by low IQ individuals

[grizzled aspen]

I'm inclined to believe he is not talking about mayo or jars.

If yk what I mean.

[frozen kernel]

[brave cedar]

bro im gonna SUPER HANG MYSELF dont say that

gonna make me cry blood

sacrifices!

[median steeple]

Both possibilities are

[grizzled aspen]

Then weep.

[median steeple]

Horrific

[frozen kernel]

Frog don’t kill my wife

[brave cedar]

i demand sacrifices!

he cant kill me dude im overpowered as fuck whatttt

ant vs hydrogen bomb

[frozen kernel]

She needs to kill us both for the ritual

[grizzled aspen]

My husband eats mayo from a jar I think I'm allowed to be a little mad.

[brave cedar]

(direct impact)

[spare talon]

lemme find the scoreboard from the first run

[frozen kernel]

Fair does

[grizzled aspen]

Also I am not letting a latina within arms reach of me, I've already stated this.

[grizzled aspen]

It is not happening.

[frozen kernel]

Listen it’s not about what you want

It’s about which enemies I neglect

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

[median steeple]

Dementia at such a young age

Tragic

Gone too soon

[obsidian prairie]

Poor fucking tintin what happened

[modern lintel]

mods to the ball mulcher machine srry

[obsidian prairie]

Also, do they still have an abusive parent relationship with Dorn?

[grizzled aspen]

If you don't KILL THE FUCKING MUTANT I will rip your arms off like you are an ant.

[remote lark]

yes

[lunar fable]

@spare talon i am no longer a merc player

[obsidian prairie]

How did they let this happen to themselves

[grizzled aspen]

@remote lark now answer me about the mayo comment.

Coward.

I'm going to astrally project into your dreams and judge you.

[median steeple]

Ooh speaking of which

@copper hawk as punishment for being mean to me today I will be appearing in your dreams to make fun of you

I forgot to say that earlier

Lmao I thought this was the stupid little Ceasars one

Fuck is even on this phone

[frozen kernel]

Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial goes the hardest

https://youtu.be/fgm14D1jHUw

[median steeple]

Actually peak

He took down the Soviet Union just for pizza

[frozen kernel]

Top comment “This is the Soviet Union’s post credit scene”

[placid fiber]

Welp... I got my 3rd zealot an infantry autogun... and I'm still figuring out how to use this thing. <.<'

[obsidian quail]

find the little trigger, put your index finger on it and then press

[placid fiber]

lol

When I aim it properly it is a S tier weapon... with my poor aim... I think even the laspistol might outclass it in my hands >.>'

[frozen kernel]

I haven’t touched the IAGs or VAGs

[placid fiber]

the aim is weird on it, to me

[frozen kernel]

I think they prolly fill a similar role to my DB on gun psyker

[spare talon]

ive never touched vags either

[brave cedar]

what the FUCK is the TOPIC OJMG

[frozen kernel]

It’s a tool more than a proper weapon

[brave cedar]

i keep coming back at the funniest time

[frozen kernel]

lmao

[spare talon]

Vigilant AutoGuns, what else would that mean

[frozen kernel]

Was anticipating a heinously based reply

Cole was gonna catch a stray

[brave cedar]

cole is chilling

i just got surprised lol

[neat grove]

someone here is named cole?

[uneven galleon]

If you look up, yeah

[obsidian prairie]

Two of them actually

[neat grove]

small world i spose

i need to ask the other coles, did anyone ever try to make a train joke using your name?

[spare talon]

oh the original statment was totally said as a joke

i know what i was doing with it

[opal star]

did somebody say cole train

https://tenor.com/view/coletrain-gif-5142972397628145510

[hearty nebula]

stopped petting him for fifteen seconds and bro is acting like the world is gonna fuckin end

[remote lark]

@frozen kernel

r u home

[median steeple]

Pet little bro

[remote lark]

lumicoded

[hearty nebula]

are you asking me to pet you as well

[remote lark]

:3

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pet-cat-cat-pet-cute-cat-gif-24810247

[hearty nebula]

i dont judge cole

[median steeple]

Dr phosphorus is so me

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-phosphorus-creature-commandos-dance-dancing-pimp-gif-342244128324684430

[tidal berry]

wtf pet him now

[hearty nebula]

I pet him literally all the fucking time

He's absolutely spoiled

[modern lintel]

are you offering

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/pestrica-juggling-jester-drop-gif-895461490972227990

[modern lintel]

you cant just steal my own gif like this

[median steeple]

Highway slobbery

[twin wagon]

What if we all patted Bark to distract away from the barrel pvp

[brisk cape]

Any thoughts on blessings on relic blade? Debating overload vs syphon

[spare talon]

neither

overload is overwhelmingly terrible

[twin wagon]

neither, do as Cole says

[spare talon]

and syphon isnt really worth it in comparison to other blessings when you have so much toughness from the tree alone

outside of havoc the best combo ends up being cranial, for increased activation uptime (the most of any blessings that extend it) and some more headshot damage, and rampage for the reliable 36% strength (multiplicitive damage, impact, and cleave)

[twin wagon]

Mk10 speaking

Mk2 knows the truth

[spare talon]

literally works on both

[modern lintel]

mk2 is the based option

i run cranial and wrath but slaughterer instead of wrath is better at anything lower then like 30+ in havok imo

[twin wagon]

And so is running heatsink on mk2 because we are comparing a 3% dps difference depending horde density across 15 seconds

Or Wrath for Havok

I love my arbitrary testing parameters for niche blessings

[vast basin]

uh wut relic blade doesnt have slaughterer

[twin wagon]

Heatsink is also technically better when attacking into mass bulwarks/crushers/boss

Like running Ogryn shield with opportunist instead of bromentum

[modern lintel]

rampage maybe

yea rampage

not slaught

[spare talon]

how

heatsink is a very miniscule amount of heat reduction for 3s on finesse kills

what does that have to do with armor packs

oh you mean instead of rampage

i mean i guess
but it is still a VERY minimal amount

and overall i think that rampage would just be better for literally everything else

[twin wagon]

As usual, we can thank fatshark magic

Finess multiplier hits also count for it, according to the UI mod it activates on weakspot hit, activation time would also agree

I honestly don't get how or why the game runs consistently when we have this as a baseline

But ye rampage better everywhere else

I will still agree on having mk2 with cranial, heatsink tho like Bark

[frozen kernel]

ye

Just washing up

[frozen kernel]

I dropped heatsink as soon as I realized I could just not lock out

Then Havoc happened

I still don’t run it but ouch

[modern lintel]

filth

[twin wagon]

I only drop it for Havok

Wrath helps

[placid fiber]

So, uh, for infantry autoguns are you supposed to ads them or not?

Accuracy feels about the same either way from what I can tell

[spare talon]

peak darktide
being a melee psyker in a heresy civi and sweeping the floor as the fresh 30s are just trying to keep up, mostly to stick you with a damage stim so you can sweep harder

[modern lintel]

unless you need or have deadshot on vet no

[frozen kernel]

Best part of melee psyker is hearing how often the other characters will do the "Holy fuck you're insane" voice line

I know if nobody got me the Bodyguard Ogryn got me 😤

[placid fiber]

I was kinda noticing that they felt a bit easier to aim without adsing, due to it not fucking up your aim from the recoil >.>

Also I noticed that while the vraks mk has the lowest damage per shot... it also has higher unyielding and flak adms

[frozen kernel]

PSYKER DID NOT HAVE TO BE SO BRAVE

[placid fiber]

no I was right the 1st time lol

[frozen kernel]

Hm

[placid fiber]

Or wait... no it does have a higher adm to maniac as wel

[frozen kernel]

@remote lark Do you require mercy or are we calling it while ur husband is sleep

[placid fiber]

Agripinaa/Columnus vs Vraks

it has lower far adms but higher near adms

[modern lintel]

using all my brain powers to summon silent bursters into lumis games

[frozen kernel]

beautiful trill, amazing, 10/10 performance good man

[hearty nebula]

he's mega stupid

but i love him

[frozen kernel]

I miss my boy

He was a dipshit

But he was my mom's familiar

[jovial cosmos]

Feelsbad

[frozen kernel]

Pets are great

Love em forever

Even when they pee on ur shit

Also lmao milk trying to sell me HP curios on psyker

Bye'

[remote lark]

i asked if u were home earlier

[vague depot]

i was told to run 1 stam 2 hp on psyker fo havoc

something about psyker having good tough gen but shit max tough in havoc

[frozen kernel]

I was on the highway

[remote lark]

i will be free soon

:3

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/gillslawyer-cat-driving-gif-969605860353026195

[remote lark]

am handling some organizational stuff in my community then i'll be free

[frozen kernel]

🤙 right on

Gonna run quick one

To warm up

[twin wagon]

😳

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-shark-marvel-rivals-kill-jeff-the-shark-yowd-gif-7825075933685935821

[stone fern]

very nice way of saying people are screaming at eachother in another discord

[spare talon]

i got to run it again

[modern lintel]

you cant keep getting away with farming the heresy peoples

[spare talon]

i will keep doing it

its funny

[modern lintel]

evil

[spare talon]

fr tho
civi on melee scriers psyker

is so unbelievably fucking peak

oneshotting crushers

with fgs

[twin wagon]

I mean

Heresy auric is harder than regular auric

[spare talon]

bad weapon btw
so said the forums

[modern lintel]

youre not allowed to play fgs you HAVE to play ds

or else like everyone will die obv

[spare talon]

ignore the 10 times i warp sliced a group of scab elites and they turned into mush

in a single game

[frozen kernel]

We love just saying no to bulwark waves

[spare talon]

ignore the mauler bulwark and crusher one shots

[frozen kernel]

^

[spare talon]

"oh you have to use the mk8!!!! it has the force push stab!!!!!"

ok but a normal overhead will stagger them to the head

and its so stupidly easy to hit

[remote lark]

half right

i'm screaming at someone

[frozen kernel]

Mk VI heby bonkier

[spare talon]

mk8 fans when they meet the average mk6 enjoyer

[spare talon]

in this game here

[stone fern]

🚬

[spare talon]

the ogryn triggered a dh and died almost immediately

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-buzz-woody-swag-no-swag-gif-9608938698002678003

[spare talon]

during the time it was standing still killing him, i nuked its entire hp with the overhead stab heavy loop

but nope you HAVE to take the mk8 ONLY the push attack matters

[frozen kernel]

no no dont staregryn

it's par for the course

[twin wagon]

[true kindle]

Is the mk8 the simple one and the Mk6 the complex one?

[spare talon]

god forbid i want to stab without knockingg what i want to stab 30 feet away and also raise peril

[twin wagon]

Bad Ogryns giving rest of ogryns bad rap!

[spare talon]

mk6 is m1

yeah

mk8 is m2 with the only horizontal lights

[true kindle]

I use the simple one because haha four vanguard attacks goes wheeee

But the Mk6 has the juice then?

[spare talon]

mk6 sacrifices a little bit of horde clear, and i mean a little bit, for MUCH better versatility and much better boss damage

for example

did a h40 with reginald and a few others, zealot, vet, ogryn, and i was purgatus bubble baby psyker

everyone had about 30k boss damage

i had 150k, power di showed that was almost exclusively the fgs

oops!

its raw single damage disregarding its warp mechanic is just so massive, and it also has very good group clear

[modern lintel]

i the relic swords uncharged attks feel strange to me like they do ok dmg i guess but it feels more like youre slapping people with the sword instead of cutting them

[twin wagon]

mk10 users when they meet a mk2 abuser

https://tenor.com/view/brotherhood-gif-22994469

Ye not much difference

lmao

[modern lintel]

mk2 stays winning 4ever

[spare talon]

tbh it also may be cuz it was what we got our hands on first so i grew more comfortable with it lmao
but i very much like the mk6 more overall

oh and the group clear rhythm of 1 2 3 hold for heavy 4 feels really good

[modern lintel]

when u playtested them did they ask ur thoughts on the the then blessings that it could use or were they open to more being added

[spare talon]

they asked me if i could solo hardmode twins 0 talents with it

(nonsense i made up cuz thats not something i can answer)

[modern lintel]

[frozen kernel]

Golfswing baby

[spare talon]

i find it really weird cuz i like the mk10 more than the mk2 relic blade

[modern lintel]

mk10 is evil

[spare talon]

but i like the mk6 more than the mk8 fgs

[modern lintel]

and only evil ppl use it smh

[spare talon]

but then again
i vibe with the force greatswords WAY more than the relic blade

[modern lintel]

i thought i would to but i suck at psyker

[spare talon]

endless jealousy that the mk6 moveset isnt on zealot

[spare talon]

this is what i run for it
this isnt tailored for havoc btw but with some blessing changes it might if you had teammates to back you up

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9df889cb-3b31-4432-99d0-190de01dc205/i-cast-physical-slash?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[cinder shard]

I just generally can‘t get myself to like „buff“ weapons like power and chain weapons. Just doesn‘t resonate with me

[spare talon]

its just zealot 2: the abandonment of twbs

[spare talon]

you arent alone

[modern lintel]

iv stopped using twbs for relic anyway

[spare talon]

cant stand chain weapons, i can kinda work with the mk15 evis but thats cuz its moveset is baby mode

[twin wagon]

chaxe

[spare talon]

hell, on vet i like the non-folding shovel WAY more than the normal shovel

[twin wagon]

[modern lintel]

i like the newer chain axe buts thats it

push attk on it is insane

[spare talon]

stab push attacks go so hard

same with stab specials

mk1 shovel and taxe specials stunning mutants mid charge

[frozen kernel]

Im basically running this but with warp rider instead of quietude lmao

[spare talon]

im kind of a loser on melee psyker so id rather miss out on a 20%ish damage buff some of the time to ensure that toughness stays capped out

[frozen kernel]

big mood honestly

I consider it incentive to get better

"Everything is there, idiot. Learn to use it"

If I'm mean enough to myself there is improvement

[spare talon]

honestly majority of the time im scavenging for toughness is if i got hit with some grade a bullshit

[frozen kernel]

Stealth gunner comes out of a spawn door that nothing else did

DUGADUGADUGA

[spare talon]

so having these make it much easier to recover from something like oh this flamer just stunlocked me into a corner with a chaos spawn

[true kindle]

Aight thanks for the tip. Stab is H2?

[spare talon]

the l3 (upward diagonal slash from right to left) leads into a unique vanguard heavy thats hidden there for group clear in that rhythm
and yeah, h2 stab
i dont remember but i think it is less damage than the push attack stab, but still higher single target dps than the mk8 options of infinite overhead chaining or spamming push stabs

[spare talon]

i may try this tho

cuz perilous combustion

and my safety get out of jail free card staff has blazing spirit

since the "kill enemy with soulblaze" means any enemy with soulblaze dies

[frozen kernel]

Not terrible at all

[spare talon]

also 5 more crit funni

[frozen kernel]

Ive been running mine with DB for mindless fun as my first dip into gunker

[acoustic dune]

ah a fellow melee soyker

(the only way ill play psycher)

[frozen kernel]

woah peak

[true kindle]

Omg pog I love hidden hordeclear rotisrions

[spare talon]

these are literally the most complicated weapons theyve made

slide attacks, sprint attacks, and equip attacks

[remote lark]

i thought this was a zealot tree for a second

for some reason

i was about to just kill you

[frosty herald]

@spare talon sprint light into heavy leads to an unique attack?

With relic blade

[jovial cosmos]

Tbf psyker is just zealot 2.0

[cinder roost]

I believe that those were mentioned in the video Reginald put out on them when they came out

[spare talon]

they were also shown in my video demonstrations that came out at the same time lmao

[remote lark]

@frozen kernel

im gonna kill u

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-smile-sukuna-sukuna-smile-freaky-sukuna-gif-4852549280133734300

Ive always went sprint light light

Didnt realize there was a heavy interaction

[vague depot]

Didn’t your melee psyker always run this or did you not take the soulblaze thingy

[spare talon]

sprint light light gets to the mk6 heavy sweep faster

[spare talon]

didnt have the soulblaze thingie

[vague depot]

Wallahi

[frozen kernel]

why tho

[vague depot]

Holy shit shred unstable?

[frozen kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749799445478244393/1265479387571159182/crackbert.gif

[vague depot]

I been going riposte precog the entire time

Rager packs still whooped my ass though I need to start using special to stagger them

[frosty herald]

Cole

[true kindle]

Yeah I remember when they were going ham with the moveset but I tuned out at the time

Let the nerds have their fun and all

[frosty herald]

Shred original vicious slice relic blade

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-smile-sukuna-sukuna-smile-freaky-sukuna-gif-4852549280133734300

[spare talon]

oh also the push then light, not push attack, is a side swipe light that exists nowhere else and also leads into the sweep heavy as well, which i find perfect for horde clear as well

[true kindle]

But alright I'll sink my teeth in

[spare talon]

they were being numbers nerds and i was being a "do i like this" nerd

[vague depot]

Wait I don’t remember the marks

The one I’m using was just sweeping lights and overhead heavies

[spare talon]

funny enough i just finished a game with another psyker who was trying it out and was expressing how much he liked it and how well done it was lmao

[true kindle]

Hell yeah

[spare talon]

tho they were using the other mark

but they are both good (but there is still a correct choice )

[true kindle]

The mk8 is brilliant for people who want simplicity, the Mk6 seems perfect for people who want MAXIMUM SKILL EXPRESSION, everyone wins

[spare talon]

same with the relic blades

[true kindle]

Actually my complaint with the relic blades is that neither of the marks is totally brain-dead

[spare talon]

despite all 4 marks being extremely complicated moveset wise

[true kindle]

Lmao

[spare talon]

id say mk10 is

[cinder roost]

Didn't realize you had a channel

[spare talon]

~~thats cuz no one watches it ~~

[cinder roost]

Am also dumb ogryn

[spare talon]

this is the most peak content on youtube but youtube just doesnt want to show the world

[cinder roost]

Also funny, now that I seen't ur steam name I know I've played in more than a few random matches

[spare talon]

yeah ive seen you plenty of times

[cinder roost]

https://tenor.com/view/i-might-be-an-idiot-liz-lemon-30rock-idiot-stupid-gif-19745990

[spare talon]

i sacrifice the username standardization for the sake of "printer name funny"

[remote lark]

wif a big rock

wanna try havocs

:)

i have a something like 15 loss streak to break

[frozen kernel]

YOUVE WAITED SO LONG

[remote lark]

i was busy

smile

[frozen kernel]

I am very eepy but Ill give you one attempt

[remote lark]

o

u can sleep

i'll be up for a while

up to u

[modern lintel]

up LOSING

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cockpit-anime-ww2-gif-25510900

Let's rock and roll

Getting a tea

Also fun fact

If youre sitting in a shop menu the AFK timer takes longer to get mad at you

[remote lark]

strike team 69

[modern lintel]

evil strike team

[remote lark]

actually banx you'll need to give me a bit

im getting dragged again

might just need to play tmrw

[frozen kernel]

ye we'll do tm night

do ya thang ❤️ no worries

https://tenor.com/view/cute-fox-jumps-snow-winter-gif-4937845

[spare talon]

yeah kinda lmao

[cinder roost]

[remote lark]

@tawdry leaf

busy?

[tawdry leaf]

not really why

[remote lark]

i freed up way sooner than i thought

come havoc

vet

[tawdry leaf]

uhh

gimme like 15

i got a headache

[remote lark]

[polar nexus]

I went mk2 scourge stalwart rampage wrath

[remote lark]

this is my sword i use with my martyr havoc build

martyr in havoc is so fun

https://tenor.com/view/you're-gonna-die-here-smiling-friends-you're-going-to-perish-here-adult-swim-gif-15611525520889195096

[tawdry leaf]

k im good

i think

[polar nexus]

I think I still prefer the mk10 for the stab + overhead

[tawdry leaf]

i swear mfs complain about becoming old but they dont realize being young atp is much better 💀

still feel like shit 24/7 😭

[tawdry leaf]

oh btw my internet been actin stupid since last night. idk if i fixed it by using ethernet which i just said up but just a word of warning

[remote lark]

slowpoke

[tawdry leaf]

says the old man

[remote lark]

tau - offline

[tawdry leaf]

are we hopping into a strike team vc or what

[remote lark]

sure

st69

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-egypt-the-moses-gif-21088026

[tawdry leaf]

sobbing

[remote lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708727158519889960/1120690292589342760/i_luv_cats_20230617_1.gif

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/sobbing-gif-sobbing-uoooh-gif-24612778

[twin wagon]

Bark what are you doing in strike team 69 with tau

[tawdry leaf]

dying in havocs

[twin wagon]

[modern lintel]

the never ending cycle

[wanton fossil]

I think I'm about to get three bots for auric damn rolling steel

[stone fern]

deserved for playing rolling steel

[neat grove]

so the beast of nurgle

does it normally eat someone then spit them out into the void?

[stone fern]

🚬

sometimes

but its not supposed to

[neat grove]

[stone fern]

its programmed to eat someone and run the fuck away

ive had it eat a teammate and go up a drop

🚬

i hate BoN so fucking much

wish we got khorn instead nurgle fucking sucks

[solar gorge]

it should always drop the player it ate into the nearest pit IMO

[neat grove]

it spits me out down into the abyss

[stone fern]

imo if BoN ate you a fatshark employee should fly over to your house and break your knees

i think thats a good nerf from its current status

[solar gorge]

too expensive

or better yet, have it just run back to a spawn door and never come back once it ate someone

1 teammate to get rid of 1 BoN

a balanced offer

[orchid wave]

man I am tired of people bringing unupgraded weapons to high havoc/auric damnation/maelstrom

The moment I see one in the lobby I just peace out, they can have their fun but I'm not chipping in

fatshark seriously needs to implement a minimum power requirement for pub games

[modern lintel]

iv had it spit me into demonhost more then once

[stone fern]

actually ill take it

BRUH

I SAW THAT

mods break their knees

[solar gorge]

saw what

[stone fern]

someone posted a link to a nsfw discord

[solar gorge]

a bot most likely

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-cat-pick-up-gif-27154907

[delicate shadow]

think it was a comprimised account

[solar gorge]

they're one with the hive now

[modern lintel]

what was their name

[delicate shadow]

punkassbrigand

[stone fern]

🚬 had a friend download something sketchy and everyone he knew had to deal with FREE ROBLOX

[delicate shadow]

hopefully they can get that sorted lol

[solar gorge]

enjoy those simple dumb bots while you can

in a few years every user will be a bot

[stone fern]

🚬

[tidal berry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1118230774290849852/1120353685222994040/image0.gif

[remote lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708727158519889960/1120690292589342760/i_luv_cats_20230617_1.gif

[obsidian quail]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[remote lark]

the one green line of text standing between me and suicide

"Won"

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-5222702

[tidal berry]

many such cases..

havoc on dark communion tests my patience

Also EstrogenCigarette is one of the names of all time

[remote lark]

its tau

[tawdry leaf]

tyty

[remote lark]

those guys above us wish they could be us..

[tidal berry]

nice one, I won't steal it, probably .d

[modern lintel]

theyre probably even winning

[stone fern]

i guarentee you theyre having more fun than you at least

[twin wagon]

They are likely completing havok 40 as we speak

[spare talon]

That are those losses with ham from

[stone fern]

🚬 how is that even possible

[remote lark]

h40 duo

"Just a flesh wound!"

[stone fern]

but ham can solo havoc

what did u do

[remote lark]

he was on NA ping on ogryn

not meta stuff

we were having fun

something i know u dont know anything about

rashad baby

[stone fern]

bruh its rashad

just mash

[remote lark]

poxburster