zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Dunmer, bosmer, orsimer, altmer, falmer...

Mer = elves.

[copper hawk]

D'oh !

[grizzled aspen]

FEAR

[hard nexus]

that wasn’t a pout

it was a like

[fleet zealot]

rampage+ cranial is the best combo for blade uptime+ well rounded damage potential

[bitter anvil]

Does he know you?

[hard nexus]

sign of contemplation

[frozen kernel]

He didn’t like the prospect of soloing auric damn rolling steel with ur shotgun build

[copper hawk]

R u stupid on purpose

[frozen kernel]

Not to my knowledge

[twilit otter]

What perks

[fleet zealot]

wrath is for shit like gas and 21st which makes horde even more dense

[median steeple]

this is something you cannot do

[frozen kernel]

I think Dorn complimented something I said once like 2 years ago

[fleet zealot]

i have cara plus one

one of my ram sticks is on fritz

so i can't open my game and check

[grizzled aspen]

??? That's literally why he named himself that.

[median steeple]

you are incapable of it

[twilit otter]

Carapace and unyielding? Seem to struggle with bulwarks

[copper hawk]

Yep

Thabk u 4 ur answer frog

[fleet zealot]

you could

probably the best for auric

cara unyield

[copper hawk]

Hate crime

[twilit otter]

This is not for havoc

[fleet zealot]

unyielding on it is really good tho

[hushed knoll]

Hello Frogcast

[twilit otter]

I'll post my build in the thread

[fleet zealot]

already

[royal vortex]

i don't have any context but this sounds like insane cope

[fleet zealot]

it's just combo reliant

[grizzled aspen]

Unyielding not necessary, you can just chastise headshot reapers/bulwarks with your sprint/slide poke and instakill them.

I run flak elites.

[fleet zealot]

you need to be activated and using solely your single target attacks and you'll melt monstros

[frozen kernel]

WAIT HOLY SHIT

[grizzled aspen]

Flak for using it when its off, because you have to, and elites so I can hit crusher 1shot bps when my buffs are up.

[frozen kernel]

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING IN THE BACKLOG

[fleet zealot]

yea

frog is lowkey right

[frozen kernel]

WHEN DID WE LOSE KEVIN

[grizzled aspen]

Also note I do not run purge.

[fleet zealot]

oh that odes change thigns frog

you should really note that

[grizzled aspen]

I am only getting a damage bonus on reapers and bulwarks via talent buffs and elite damage, no straight unyielding damage.

[hard nexus]

yes i can

[fleet zealot]

but unyielding+ purge does make it a boss killer imo

[median steeple]

who up clandestium their gloriana

[fleet zealot]

when she stations on my aegis till i throneside

[median steeple]

ooooohg

[hard nexus]

i said hrm… and psycho said don’t pout, and i said it wasn’t a pout but a sign of contemplation

because i dont pout

[median steeple]

you do

[hard nexus]

ouuuugghhh i’m ststuoning

[median steeple]

silly ass

[hard nexus]

when

have i ever pouted

[frozen kernel]

BRB barreling us both

[copper hawk]

Im poutin

Rn

U r all makij me pout

[copper hawk]

Ur behavior is uncouth and positively boorish..

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ironmouse-pout-vtuber-vshojo-mouse-gif-16750608950919331559

[grizzled aspen]

Ok so you cant 1tap bulwarks without a source of unyielding damage, ig.

Build and reaper 1shot.

Bulwark almost 1shot.

[copper hawk]

Yaaaawn

Not using creature spawner

Opinion discarded

Erm r u just attackin thingz in psykanium ??

Siiigh.. dish doeshnt proof nathing

[grizzled aspen]

Its a simple breakpoint showcase...

[copper hawk]

Hrup tuah !!

[grizzled aspen]

Hrup got banned lol.

[copper hawk]

U can tell him i said that Ainz

[frozen kernel]

L + ratio + warband sea raiders

[burnt folio]

Is collateral an okay dump stat on braced autogun?

[grizzled aspen]

Five. Hundred. Swadian knights.

[copper hawk]

Frog is the most sarcastic person but also the least capable of sieving it from conversation

How is this paw ssible

[copper hawk]

Noh

Maniac damage from collat

[twilit otter]

Do you use the charge ability when running relic blade on havoc?

[copper hawk]

Dump mobility

[grizzled aspen]

Somebody has to play the fool.

[frozen kernel]

I’m clinically regarded from the drain bramage

[copper hawk]

U lose nothing

[frozen kernel]

That’s my excuse

And I do mean excuse, not reasoning

[median steeple]

Graaaaaaaah

[frozen kernel]

Thought that was the nanabooboo gif not loading

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

Does anyone know the way back to Warren 6-18?

[median steeple]

Swim

[grizzled aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jucTiH698IqLILJm3?invite=cr-MSxlSm4sMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

Tell me how this wasnt a headshot btw.

The trash shooter at the end, I shot him directly in the face and he did not care.

[copper hawk]

Noob gathering

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[median steeple]

I don't speak wrong

[copper hawk]

Noob

[frozen kernel]

I don’t have enough fat to survive that water

[copper hawk]

Absolutely noob

[frozen kernel]

I went for a meta twink build

Fat bastard wasn’t OP

[grizzled aspen]

Fat bastard is op, youre just bad at the game.

[frozen kernel]

It all changed after update 201.6

It was like being a knife zealot before knife zealot existed

[maiden forge]

lapplan ❤️

[frozen kernel]

On a more gameplay related note

@grizzled aspen Does the overhead or poke deal more damage to crushers with FGS

[plush estuary]

poke

[frozen kernel]

Because I can do a poke into an overhead if the poke does more

Gotcha

Noted

[remote lark]

fgruh

what u doing

[acoustic dune]

@plush estuary are vermintide 2 dlc worth it?

[plush estuary]

yes

[acoustic dune]

if so which one?

[plush estuary]

winds of magic for cata difficulty

and any dlc class you want to play

[acoustic dune]

necromancer

mmmh

[vague depot]

the beastmen kinda suck though

[royal vortex]

poke always does, mk8 stab does more than mk6

[plush estuary]

you know who else sucks?

[vague depot]

who

[acoustic dune]

MY MOM

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[vague depot]

wallahi

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

need to stop playing this game while under the influence

I just went down to a mauler in hav 3

the rot is taking me

[acoustic dune]

can i join?

[median steeple]

Im bumming around PF games

while talking to people

[acoustic dune]

pf?

[median steeple]

party finder

[acoustic dune]

oh

[median steeple]

Im mindlessly grinding havs rn

[vague depot]

did bow always take that short of a time to charge

[acoustic dune]

what does grindind havoc do anyway?

[median steeple]

penances for gear

[plush estuary]

yesx

[vague depot]

that wild

[plush estuary]

that wasnt a full charge thouigh

[vague depot]

i always waited until it zoomed

[plush estuary]

not max dps

[vague depot]

gg

[plush estuary]

zoom means full

[acoustic dune]

wtf is this

[maiden forge]

its a useless skin

[acoustic dune]

who even thought this was a good idea

you know i think this time of game would have gain a lot if they made cosmetic custom animation

[maiden forge]

some person working in fatshark who was fired and promptly executed for worshiping tzeench

god of bullshit

[acoustic dune]

fartshark prob fired there last 3d modeler

god sometime i wish valve would make more game

instead of making a innovative game

every decade or so

[maiden forge]

they cant count past 2 too hard for them

they only have like one person working every sunday on half life 3

[frozen kernel]

@remote lark :3

[maiden forge]

rest are working on dota skins and csgo skins

[frozen kernel]

I watch Lumi’s soul wither away in real time

[median steeple]

when back to back havs without going down just to die then go down two games in a row

holy cooked

[frozen kernel]

Until there is only a husk

Whew

[median steeple]

ashamed freak deletes his messages

many such cases !

[frozen kernel]

Wrong reply

[remote lark]

xD

[placid fiber]

Man... I was almost 8 cents short for a purchase just a few minutes ago x.x

[frozen kernel]

Mobile is shittermade

I’m gonna flay the intern

[placid fiber]

That fucking sucked

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-black-cat-meme-gif-10177070146494894243

[median steeple]

im half way through my containerrr

fuck

I need more money eddie

for joints and edibles

https://tenor.com/view/raxdflipnote-meme-gif-3914937335619787342

time to hit the joint

[placid fiber]

I used every penny I had saved from change lying around and was still almost short on the purchase >_<'

[acoustic dune]

you talk like half life 3 is not a dread project

[clever swan]

hl3 is real

[acoustic dune]

we can cope all we want

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-emperor-frenzied-shriek-gif-18454618

[placid fiber]

I luckily still have 8 cents on a card, tho, so I was able to get the stuff

[clever swan]

nah its actually real this time

[frozen kernel]

Rapidly shitposting in several servers at work, my poor battery

[maiden forge]

the way valve works its a "work on whatever you want" type business

[frozen kernel]

“As long as you don’t touch TF2”

[median steeple]

Please stop abusing your phone

[acoustic dune]

did you know that gabe is investing into brain chips?

far before elon musk

[maiden forge]

cyberpunk 2077

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[frozen kernel]

I’d buy a valve neurolink

I hope when I wake up it plays the theme song

[frozen kernel]

And the bald black dude turns around in the corner of my room like a sleep paralysis demon

[acoustic dune]

https://futurism.com/neoscope/gaben-steam-bci-stealth

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/valve-valve-guy-half-life-half-life2-portal-gif-24740578

[median steeple]

I remember first discovering that

shit scared me as a kid

[acoustic dune]

valve ad straight into your brain

to buy half life 2

[frozen kernel]

Jokes on you

[acoustic dune]

the only company that ill let play around in my brian

[median steeple]

why is +2 in jan man

im so

fuck

it's so over

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jover-gif-16964140724042266462

[frozen kernel]

I lied

Mobile doesn’t take a satisfying screenshot

[acoustic dune]

o boy another pooptuber essay drama

[frozen kernel]

I was gonna screenshot every single half life game in my library together

[acoustic dune]

you should another copy of the half life n portal series

for your future generation

[maiden forge]

ten billion essay videos to the algorithm

[grizzled aspen]

@frozen kernel what the hell are you saying to my husband.

[frozen kernel]

I still remember playing HL2DM

And people were talking about Portal and Ep2 when they were new

[clever swan]

le nostalgia moment

core memory

[median steeple]

I'm medieval noble maxxing

holy shit I love eating meat

[grizzled aspen]

Banx seems to be struggling to come up with something to say in response to me so I do not peel him like a banana.

[acoustic dune]

question

[grizzled aspen]

What protein are you munching on rn?

[median steeple]

BEEF

[acoustic dune]

how often do people eat meat?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but what kind?

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-store-grocery-store-gif-26093069

[grizzled aspen]

Tbone, round bottom, sirloin?

[median steeple]

Jerky rn but tmr im gonna be cooking some steaks (No I don't remember the type)

medium rare steaks here I come

[median steeple]

idk I eat a lot which isn't great

[acoustic dune]

question do people actually have there steak well done?

[median steeple]

But I love meat so much

yea some do

and they're freaks !

[acoustic dune]

once per day?

[acoustic dune]

you mean weak

[frozen kernel]

Oh I was writing a thing about the skinny white valve dude scaring me in a surreal way but realized nobody cared

[clever swan]

I played an auric 4 and got EBT-Enjoyer, BBC-Enjoyer, and CBT-Enjoyer as teammates. I told them I expected them to do poorly because of their names being gimmicks (but that they did good actually) and they threw slurs at me lmao.

[frozen kernel]

Then I scrolled and realized I needed to say summot

[frozen kernel]

GameRs with a hard r

[royal vortex]

colonizer swine

[median steeple]

MORE VIGIL STATION

[clever swan]

i reported them all

[acoustic dune]

someone joined and left immediatly when i said they 3 people arleady left the match

[frozen kernel]

Report system actually works pretty well

[acoustic dune]

it was wack

[frozen kernel]

Fingers crossed for Justice

[median steeple]

I will do horrific things to you

[royal vortex]

i could do worse to myself

don't try me

i always win

[median steeple]

yeah I remember how you sat

your knees are fucked

[royal vortex]

hurtful and uncalled for

[acoustic dune]

is that robolox?

[clever swan]

understandable

[placid fiber]

Welp... this is the best thing across all of my melk shops

[frozen kernel]

Average rolling steel

[acoustic dune]

3 down

all left

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cough-idris-elba-so-spicy-hot-ones-gif-16601048

ℱ

[acoustic dune]

it was the carnival map on gaunlet shock troop

[frozen kernel]

There’s a handful of maps that when you get a bad team you’re just like

[acoustic dune]

it was at the introduction

[frozen kernel]

Knowing it’ll be like 30 minutes of that nonsense

[acoustic dune]

how did i get through 3 or 4 or 5 player at the first introduction

[clever swan]

all you need to see is that they're playstation players and you know it's over

[frozen kernel]

What’s the one that starts in the sewer and opens up to catwalks

[acoustic dune]

the c4 one

they died on the defend mission

[frozen kernel]

Yeah that’s tough

[placid fiber]

ikr?

[frozen kernel]

I did the C4 one with Frog and friends in havoc so now regular matches don’t feel so bad

But

I don’t think I’ll ever not hate Hab Dreyko

[grizzled aspen]

Magistrati Oubliette.

[frozen kernel]

I love the Hourglass maps

[grizzled aspen]

Torrent assassination mission.

[frozen kernel]

Hate Magistrati Oubliette

Yeah

[grizzled aspen]

I hate the hourglass maps.

Too many open areas.

[frozen kernel]

There’s one mission

[placid fiber]

@frozen kernel Oh wait, I lied. I just now checked my 4th zealot's melk shop and it has this lol

[frozen kernel]

I think it’s disruption

Turning off the sky fire defenses

[grizzled aspen]

Consignment yard.

[frozen kernel]

Big fucking open area with some train cars as a finale

Yeah

Fuck that map

[grizzled aspen]

You wanna see why I hate consignment yard?

[hearty nebula]

I was about to 1shot a dh in my last match and while I was doing the setup

fucking ogryn player did bullrush into her

and fucked me over

[grizzled aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jtkUlyqeHgaWm5eXY?invite=cr-MSxZYVYsMjY5OTA3MzMzLA

[frozen kernel]

I knew it was an assassination mission, I just get it mixed up with the chasm station one

[grizzled aspen]

This is why I hate consignment yard.

[acoustic dune]

did the ogryn atleast agro it?

[hearty nebula]

NO

[grizzled aspen]

Theres a tiny bit of geometry there that ate my dodge.

[hearty nebula]

I HAD AGGRO

WHICH IS WHY IT'S WORSE

it also doesn't help that i'm like

sliding around the whole map because of desync or something

despite having 40 fucking ping

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-cat-insane-cat-deranged-cat-gif-2528630332348525147

[acoustic dune]

fart shart moment

[frozen kernel]

My buddy gets 2ms ping in CS2

Doesn’t even have fiber

[hearty nebula]

and it's not my internet either cause like

I'm getting 100+ down & up

[frozen kernel]

My best friend’s net card was absolutely shitting itself and one game he was rubber banding hard, and was unable to even swap weapons

He’d put his bolter away and it would be like

[hearty nebula]

This happens to me super frequently

I have zero fucking clue why

[frozen kernel]

👉👈

“STAY IN MY POCKET”

Some Xbox player was complaining about his NAT restriction in one of my games last night

[acoustic dune]

sound like a american issue or smth

whats a nat?

[remote lark]

imperfect

[hearty nebula]

some nerd shit

its just networking stuff

like how ip addresses are handled iirc

[median steeple]

two true survivors running ahead spawning a boss and 2 hordes on the bridge section and one is refusing to help kill the boss

[frozen kernel]

tldr like having traffic guard for your router, a traffic light which takes forever, or a sign that would be disregarded

[median steeple]

HATE

[hearty nebula]

yeah

pubs are regarded

[frozen kernel]

“Two true survivors-…”

I love that like

That’s a thing

[median steeple]

we wiped

it's so over

new ASS just dropped

actually fucking cooked

[split canyon]

Fellas, I have not played in a while.
This new sword. Tell me of it please. Is it good?
I want it to be good so bad. A two handed Smite Sowrd.

[frozen kernel]

It’ll never not be funny that the sweatiest Timmy’s desperately craved the literal ASS title

[acoustic dune]

why

[median steeple]

idk why

I can't answer that

[acoustic dune]

did they lose?

[median steeple]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[acoustic dune]

sorry i cant read

:sad:

[median steeple]

shiny new title so yeah people would want it

it's hilariois

how

bad they can be tho

[frozen kernel]

They had to have known that acronym was a thing

[median steeple]

100%

[frozen kernel]

There’s no way they didn’t

It has to be a meme

[acoustic dune]

do you think fart shark would make title cosmetic and or pin cosmetics?

[median steeple]

idk

I can't answer these questions

[acoustic dune]

cant you like

see the future?

[frozen kernel]

“My crystal ball is in the shop”

[acoustic dune]

darn

also whats the full title of ASS?

[frozen kernel]

Auric Storm Survivor

[acoustic dune]

if i remenber its maelstrom auric one yes?

[frozen kernel]

ASS is I think auric mael with no downs

Ye

[median steeple]

yeah

5 matches without going down

[frozen kernel]

Oh that’s right

Because they cheese it by leaving

[median steeple]

holy shit dark communion hav

finally

first time seeing it here

[acoustic dune]

oh so the one people try to get via living mid match

[median steeple]

I have a good feeling about this game

[acoustic dune]

is that cole?

[grizzled aspen]

Its arguably the best weapon zealout has now.

[obsidian prairie]

Baller as fuck

Borderline thought provoking combos and resource management, as well as good performance across the board

[split canyon]

[frozen kernel]

Mk2 is literally “Heavy Light Heavy Light” like Branx pickaxe and people still complain it’s too complex

[spare talon]

I HATE YOU

[obsidian prairie]

I did say borderline

[acoustic dune]

): i was refering to the hat

[frozen kernel]

Owned

[split canyon]

It looks cool, and I get to say "Smite!" when I use it. So 10 / 10 weapon right off the bat.

[spare talon]

oh i thought you were calling me a twink

[acoustic dune]

it so happen they have the name of twink

but now that you mentioned it

[grizzled aspen]

It's "complex" because you have to learn how to switch between cc and single target.

[acoustic dune]

cole twink confirm

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[spare talon]

the i hate you message shall remain

[frozen kernel]

Transition from Heavy Light to Heavy Heavy

https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-head-explode-amazing-shocking-wow-gif-19681784

[acoustic dune]

so will the twink statement

[frozen kernel]

Average DT player shatters

[analog ember]

can i just hold down lmb?

[copper hawk]

@spare talon

[jagged cradle]

Kez?

[spare talon]

yes i literally already saw it

[acoustic dune]

aww look the twink to twink communication

[merry flume]

we had a stealth ds4 zealot cheese a ragequit to save his auric exemplar

he tried griefing me by rezzing me into a crusher overhead and he caught it instead

[grizzled aspen]

Uh huh, now how do you get back to cc?

Without spamming attacks, tell me the right method.

[plush estuary]

weeeee

[frozen kernel]

Push, heavy, light

[grizzled aspen]

Fucked around, found out.

[frozen kernel]

Heavy light heavy light

[grizzled aspen]

Nope!

[frozen kernel]

I do push attacks because I’m incapable of not

[grizzled aspen]

Push into heavy is h1, which comes from the right.

Also, I'm referring to just chaining without using pushes or push attacks.

H2 goes into H3 (the uppercut), then you light twice to do L2, L3, then back to H2.

This is why people say it's "complex."

(its really not)

(hence the quotes)

[frozen kernel]

Sounds fake and also mmm lil gay

[grizzled aspen]

There's a knife exe stance boltgun vet in my 3veg lobby.

[frozen kernel]

I didn’t take this stam charm just to not spam push attacks

[grizzled aspen]

Cant wait for him to lick the floor like its his job.

[frozen kernel]

The licking the floor shit had me cackling

[median steeple]

freaktide

[frozen kernel]

Was looking for the photo

CTRL+F “licking” in here gets some interesting quotes

@hearty nebula

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[median steeple]

what the freak

[copper hawk]

Who would say something like that

Not me

[median steeple]

I bet that's where ryn got it from you stinkazoid

[copper hawk]

I should kill you.

[hearty nebula]

here you go

you just had to ask

ok

[median steeple]

lmao

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

Mmm nurgle floor

[median steeple]

putting that in the back pocket for one of these days

[hearty nebula]

don't you mean every other match

[median steeple]

BANX

[hearty nebula]

honestly, the scoreboard is what makes this golden

[frozen kernel]

EXPOSED

[hearty nebula]

like

cmon

[frozen kernel]

ALL OF YOU

SINNERS

[median steeple]

not me

im too pure

[median steeple]

Holy diff

[hearty nebula]

he died in like

the first interrogator room

funniest shit ever

[tame pumice]

his external motivation is licking the floor, but his vocation is to lick windows.

[sullen forge]

what even happened lmao

[hearty nebula]

shit player shit talking and being comically bad

nothing new

[frozen kernel]

Veteran.docx

[sullen forge]

the wind blows today

[hearty nebula]

exactly

lol

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[frozen kernel]

Back in HS the bus would drop us off at the gymnastics gym, but it wasn’t open until coach got there

Gymnastics is a winter sport

I live in New England

This mf

Would roll up on his motorcycle

Coffee in hand

See us all huddled around the door

“Windows are looking spotless today, boys. Great job”

[hearty nebula]

[frozen kernel]

This man had many creative ways to call us window lickers

The worst part is not only it being cold as balls outside

[fleet zealot]

i'm tuckered out

i keep sleeping for 12 hours at a time

alarms aren't helping

[frozen kernel]

But the fact that the heat wasn’t going so well just changed out of our nice warm shit into sweatpants and t shirts

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-lick-mlem-cute-funny-gif-25264237

[frozen kernel]

I wish I didn’t have to work and could spend like a week doing this

[sullen forge]

the forever sleep beckons

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/diekatzlei-katzlei-die-katzlei-dernotar-derschnurrtar-gif-9146668924376311018

[copper hawk]

What the energy drinks in the 7/11 wall fridge see when i am pondering the elixir selection

[fleet zealot]

i mean

that's how i lost my last job

except it was like

14-16 hour

just sleeping through 3 alarms and my shift

[fleet zealot]

it does

[tawdry leaf]

my team shot a barrel

and it knocked me off a bridge

a barrel that didnt need to be shot

fucking idiots

[fleet zealot]

that's why my advice is

[thick fossil]

Havoc 40 meta and most reliable way to win- 2 zealot chorus and 2 psyker shields

[fleet zealot]

barrel them off first

[frozen kernel]

This job I could literally walk in naked, hit a crack pipe, and come in tomorrow like “yeah that was crazy huh my b lol”

[fleet zealot]

sub a zealot for a vet

could also drop a psyker for an oggy for the authentic intended experience

[sullen forge]

average tide experience

[thick fossil]

vet feels weak

[opal star]

this sounds so boring

[frozen kernel]

Sleeping in is so small potatoes but I don’t want to deal with feigning like I give a shit about apologizing

[fleet zealot]

vet is the strongest class lol

[plush estuary]

ogryn is

[thick fossil]

with plasma dueling sword?

[frozen kernel]

Still haven’t played a perfect 4spread

[fleet zealot]

like ok i kinda get oggy builds because it is absolutely terrible besides shields or kars

[frozen kernel]

Not in havoc at least

[thick fossil]

yeah it is

[fleet zealot]

idk about plasma, but ds4 and shredders are still fine

[sullen forge]

Tech Adept is fool

[plush estuary]

everyone tells me ogryn is the strongest in ogryn class

[fleet zealot]

see a lot of infernus recons to break pox hardened, also one dude running an infernus ghost las pistol since we didn't have a dome

[thick fossil]

in my experience i played with lots of plasma ds vets and they all feel low impact than a zealot chorus

[fleet zealot]

pubs aren't exactly indicative of balance state

skill varies wildly

[thick fossil]

yeah, if u have a 4 player high skilled party then anything will work. even 4 ogryn

[fleet zealot]

zealot has clear weaknesses, especially with bad pathing especially if you are the sole zealot. and throwing knives getting worse and also being countered by pox hardened

forcing you to take immo nades, but flamer can still be a great pick, forcing you to either rely on your team or take bolter, which is fine, but it's slow and limited ammo so you'll need a vet anyways

[misty nova]

https://youtu.be/DiwiXupy_ow?si=fF6KghX1qUbEp0-0

🗣️

[frozen kernel]

Doesn’t even need to be a “highly skilled” or super efficient team. The average gamer just has difficulty walking and looking around at the same time (I’m not joking), so just because they copied a build online doesn’t guarantee they’ll perform even decent with it

[hearty nebula]

legit

[fleet zealot]

i love ferrets when they are picked up

cause they just kinda vibe with it

[thick fossil]

haha yeah probably

[frozen kernel]

Skrunkly creatures

[sullen forge]

It quite literally boils down to, do they understand the strengths and weaknesses of their builds and basic movement?

if yes

they probably will be decent

[thick fossil]

yea this is rare on pubs

[frozen kernel]

I’ll always tell folks that the worst player I ever had in a match was a level 1400+ Ogryn

Obviously he didn’t have that much legit XP, he used the curio bug to juice it but like

[fleet zealot]

yea cause after 1k levels the ego effect kicks in

[frozen kernel]

There are people with 200+ hours who are just ass

[fleet zealot]

and after a point it's just indicative of free time,

[frozen kernel]

They learned nothing in 200 hours, and still go down to pox

[fleet zealot]

and some people can't learn shit in their free time

they just play how they play and never try to learn or improve

if something goes wrong, well they have a higher level and more playtime so they did all they could it must be their team's fault

[frozen kernel]

“How dare you nerf this one very specific part of the only build I play. Time to leave a negative steam review”

[fleet zealot]

LOL

reminds me of the survivalist nerf

person in gen chat bitching about how now he spends half the mission on red ammo

and turns out

[frozen kernel]

The one talent from way back when we had the rows instead of trees

[fleet zealot]

he was a gunlugger

[frozen kernel]

Camo expert or something

[fleet zealot]

who loved magdumping everything

and that fatshark should support his playstyle

[frozen kernel]

Turned veteran aggro off

[fleet zealot]

oh yea 0 aggro while standing still

literally competing with the best DR talent in the game at the time

which vet could have infinite uptime on

[frozen kernel]

Tough choice

[fleet zealot]

75% DR during stance

[frozen kernel]

Jfc

[fleet zealot]

gen chat dude believed fatshark should just let him magdump everything

big logics

he wants a shooter not a melee-er smh fatshark

[frozen kernel]

“I’m playing John Gun Guy. Why can’t I play like Doom Eternal?”

[fleet zealot]

not even vet it was glugger

have a green ferret

[sullen forge]

the green gloop

[frozen kernel]

My veteran/glugger buddy is shooting shooters:

My veteran/glugger buddy is shooting pox:

[fleet zealot]

nothing beats having your HR proc

and your heroic veteran magdumps all the melee near you

[fleet zealot]

ignoring all the stalkers and shooters

[median steeple]

@sullen forge you sent that as soon as we got a 4th

[sullen forge]

The pain

[frozen kernel]

This is pain

This is the true pain of people shooting pox

[median steeple]

also poor timing since im getting off of darktide if this game goes well since I would've hit the goal of the day

[frozen kernel]

YOURE EATING YOUR AMMO AND MY TDR

[frozen kernel]

Regen, not resistance in this case

[grizzled aspen]

I think I made some poor noob just shit himself.

[placid fiber]

Just had to gun for like... 2/3rds of a run on my gunlugger... and I still did more melee damage than everyone else. Heresy randos really are something lol

[grizzled aspen]

He was getting really antsy at my accusations of his friendly fire (he popped two bursters on me with a boltgun), then I said I could see how much friendly fire damage he has with scoreboard.

"This game doesnt have a scoreboard."

"Mods."

Then I dropped his steam handle and he went quiet.

:)

Stopped voiping entirely.

(degenerate profile)

(not going to namedrop him just saying his profile is not pretty)

[frozen kernel]

LOL

At least be a confident degenerate

[grizzled aspen]

It's funny because his name is entirely unique.

[fleet zealot]

damn

[grizzled aspen]

There's literally nobody else on steam with a similar name.

[frozen kernel]

Die with pride, dog

[grizzled aspen]

Took me exactly 2 seconds to find his profile.

[fleet zealot]

this game only made me shit myself when a chaos spawn didn't decide to go off until i was right next to the wall it was about to bust down... on lights out

it was after a horde so it was really quiet

[grizzled aspen]

On another note, I feel like demo team doesnt actually work as it advertises.

It feels like it has a way higher chance to give grenades if you run kraks.

I threw 4 kraks at a burgle because I cba to deal with it in the situation I was in, and in 30 seconds I had 4 kraks again.

I could do the same thing with shredders and not get a single demo team proc.

[frozen kernel]

Hmm

Wouldn’t be surprised if there was some spaghetti code

[grizzled aspen]

@sterile basalt care to weigh in on this?

[copper hawk]

I LOVE INTERNET COMMENT ETIQUETTE !!

All hail big money salvia..

[frozen kernel]

Maybe it’s detecting that the 2 krak are below the default “full” so it just gives you “sympathy luck” in a sense to make it appear like you’re getting value

And in turn it’s giving giga value

[grizzled aspen]

The bug switch is what got me cackling.

[grizzled aspen]

I have a feeling it is just spaghetti code.

Also laspistol does so much fucking damage its insane.

[copper hawk]

Frog discovers confirmation bias

[frozen kernel]

I really enjoyed it for a long time

It’s such a stupid brain off fun weapon

[grizzled aspen]

The guy on the right is the exe stance bolter guy I handle dropped in chat.

I am the one with top damage.

[frozen kernel]

You just say “die, heretic” to bosses

[grizzled aspen]

Look at the disparity of ranged damage there.

I almost mogged an exe stance boltgun user with a fucking weapon spec laspistol.

[copper hawk]

That's not a whole lot of damage

Not a mael?

[grizzled aspen]

3veg, actually.

[sterile basalt]

Be lucky

[grizzled aspen]

The other two were playing super great, it was buttery smooth outside of me playing like an idiot.

[frozen kernel]

That one veteran in Havocs a few nights back with only 40k damage

[copper hawk]

Warhammer..

40k..

Woa..

!?!?!?!?!

[frozen kernel]

He was just honoring the lore

Shit

[grizzled aspen]

That was a wall psyker with brain burst hunting specialists like a mf.

[frozen kernel]

Got me

[grizzled aspen]

Like it was his MISSION to murder specialists.

[frozen kernel]

I thought it was the vet I replaced that night

Bro wanted his penances so bad

[grizzled aspen]

I was talking about the bottom damage in that scoreboard.

[modern lintel]

worlds first console hav 40 w grey weapons

[grizzled aspen]

He was a wall psyker with a hatred for specialists.

[frozen kernel]

Ohhh my bad, misunderstood

Damn

Wonder if that’s why he ran wall

[grizzled aspen]

Notice he has 103k damage on them.

[frozen kernel]

Too many dogs and muties

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, double walls with kinetic resonance is great.

[frozen kernel]

He has mental scars

[grizzled aspen]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3AZsjFGy27URVXxPS9IaRM?si=4ec89aa8cb884f3c

Peak song.

[sterile basalt]

Not doing top damage with an exe Boltgun is some kind of special skill issue tbh

It’s actually so hard to compete with that if ur playing melee

[grizzled aspen]

That's what I'm saying lmao.

[frozen kernel]

I remember I really just didn’t click with vet. It was okay but I just felt like it was lacking

Completely dumped my skill tree and build for WS

Boom

Psword/Laspistol for thematics and I was burning golfball sized holes in heretic noggins

[obsidian prairie]

This is slightly amazing

[frozen kernel]

Only slightly?

I think about how many boomers in a random comment section would take that bait and it becomes “incredibly”

[fleet zealot]

A lot of damage topping you can get from just being proactive

[obsidian prairie]

I read it in the voice of JK Simmons and it went far past slightly

Cave Johnson my beloved

[fleet zealot]

Cause most players aren’t playing proactively they play reactively

[lament blaze]

I would say havoc encourages playing reactively

in most cases

[fleet zealot]

Havoc is still proactive

[lament blaze]

you know sometimes we have a plan like:

"hey, swozzle you sprint up and trigger the horde that comes after reaching this point then sprint back to this corner where we'll be waiting"

it's still very reactive

[fleet zealot]

You need to be, if you are solely playing reactively you will likely wipe due to bad positioning

[fleet zealot]

Here is my team being proactive and planning

Somehow this is reactive behavior actually

[lament blaze]

proactive in a different way though that wouldnt lead to higher damage numbers necessarily

proactive in planning but not proactive in moment to moment execution

[frozen kernel]

When I first started playing Havoc with Frog and friends I was playing much much less aggressively -to the teams detriment- because I was overestimating the enemy in higher level havoc

[fleet zealot]

As well as a myriad of other things that can go wrong playing reactively. A lot of the silent crusher clips I’ve seen are just them not noticing and they aren’t proactively ready they get bonked

[frozen kernel]

Since I’ve made notes to be a lot more proactive on dealing with things unless told otherwise, rather than playing passively until told to kill something specific

[fleet zealot]

Much more common occurrence is just being backstabbed by trash

[lament blaze]

yeah ive had true survivor runs die because someone got jumped by trash

a lot

[frozen kernel]

Worst case scenario I start swinging at a fleshbag and someone goes “focus on the horde I’ve got aggro” vs just staring at the scene going “Idk guess I’ll just pick off gunners”

[fleet zealot]

You have to keep track of the spawn locations and be ready to block and dodge

[fleet zealot]

Yee

That was something i noticed in havoc

[livid rampart]

High noon

[fleet zealot]

When it was horde monstro and captain

A lot of players just buckled

Ended up with me and one other alive

[lament blaze]

proactive in a certain way yeah certainly. i mean being able to predict with accuracy what's going to happen is always going to be good.

i learned to book earlier in the correct moments i think especially

[fleet zealot]

Despite everything, the gameplay loop isn’t random outside of lag

[livid rampart]

So I started using book (mainly for havoc and I can live without fotf but it will be missed) any suggestions on when I should use it?

[fleet zealot]

Spawn locations are constant, what spawns out isn’t but the response to each threat remains about the same

[fleet zealot]

Pushing forward into shooters if it is a massively long hallway

[frozen kernel]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jsdpK20la_QUqBYda?invite=cr-MSxqajgsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

[fleet zealot]

Gives team golden toughness and suppresses all the trash

[frozen kernel]

And then the captain just goes “nah” and whiffs an attack on you, hitting your teammate

[clever swan]

i have attained 5500 penance points AND mastered all weapons (by sacrificing, mostly)

[lament blaze]

random with low variance.

always gonna be randomness since your teammates responses will always vary, you don't control them. and you have to adapt to the situation that is provided to you which includes teammate activity. even in comms with people you've played with before their responses might be different from what you'd expect

[fleet zealot]

Breaking enemy tempo if your team looks like it will be overwhelmed

[frozen kernel]

Sadly this was just a bad situation

[fleet zealot]

Or helping to ledge a monster

[livid rampart]

So its as my friend said “the oh shit button”

[fleet zealot]

My best thing to say is when not to use it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/drop-kick-cat-military-fight-gif-18051489819321005043

[fleet zealot]

And that is when you dealing damage would be better

It doesn’t hard knock down like shout does

[frozen kernel]

I wish it saved my POV

Dodging the knee while locked in on him like a chicken

I whip around immediately as Lumi goes down like “That’s not good”

[lament blaze]

when there's 2 zealots, putting one zealot in charge of both books has been very successful for me

both as the one in charge and as the one being commanded

[frozen kernel]

Lumi is my book commander

[fleet zealot]

Ew

[frozen kernel]

I’m a second charge of chorus

Sometimes I do damage

[fleet zealot]

Im letting the second zealot go fotf ill be the beacon chorus bitch

[frozen kernel]

[median steeple]

book bottom

[frozen kernel]

Real

[lament blaze]

i've tried having the psyker (or one of them if 2) being in charge of "book 1 and book 2" and it hasnt worked out as well

[fleet zealot]

Zealot melee when they aren’t forced into shitty pathing is still amazing

[median steeple]

hmm yes the time of day where every part finder is 35+

[vague depot]

i use book to push in every sense possible

[lament blaze]

usually. sometimes you get an A+ team captain that just knows everything and they command it excellently

[fleet zealot]

Also i dont trust book calls

That aren’t my own

[lament blaze]

but in my experience having a zealot call for book has been better

[fleet zealot]

And im not going to micromanage a second book

[frozen kernel]

Give them a couple hours, it’ll be down to 30 when they wipe for a bit

[median steeple]

nah I need that shit LOWER

I NEED TO LEECH

[fleet zealot]

My book callout is “i’m chorusing pick them up” repeated and loud

[median steeple]

without using my brain

I must see havoc heresy

[lament blaze]

I like the notion of one zealot being in charge of both books. it gives a sense of team cohesion. if i dont trust the other zealot then i will take charge

if neither works then i conclude that the team chemistry is not there and must be worked on or the team should disband

[plush estuary]

SWAG

[livid rampart]

He’s high

[lament blaze]

a few times ive played with another zealot and we "just get eachother"

and that's most exquisite

but not reliable in my experience

[median steeple]

I love how his face is just pitch black

[lament blaze]

no he has a ski mask under his ski mask

and a ski mask under that

its ski masks all the way down

[plush estuary]

ski mask underwaer

[lament blaze]

"by Ainz"

Hey Ainz. if you beat hard mode twins on character A then switch to character B

does character B also have access to the skip?

[plush estuary]

yes\

[lament blaze]

neato skeeto thank you

[plush estuary]

skip is account wide

[wanton fossil]

Those pale eyelashes are throwing me fr

[plush estuary]

think he is single?

I think he likes hadron

[frozen kernel]

I think Hadron abhors him

[wanton fossil]

Nah, he’s got a thing with Rannick, but flirts with Hadron to piss him off

[plush estuary]

spicy

[wanton fossil]

And to piss Hadron off

[livid rampart]

Im just saying he could be albino or have vitiligo

[median steeple]

Hadron hates everyone

[frozen kernel]

WOAH

[median steeple]

except me

[lament blaze]

DO NOT LOSE MY SERVO SKULL!!!!!!!

[wanton fossil]

Hadron doesn’t hate me

[livid rampart]

Especially me (thats why i piss her off more now)

[wanton fossil]

I’m well-behaved

[median steeple]

"UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SERVO SKULL!"

[livid rampart]

Oh so we lying now?

[plush estuary]

if you stand still they cant see you

[wanton fossil]

1. Rude
2. I am a dedicated ad mech toaster, as we know

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023294108864619/1328946624504004618/glorpshit.mp4?ex=67888d7d&is=67873bfd&hm=5c42084df48311b0a28fdd2d3f7622ac9215a130ae9d5e4a1922ac046f80b778& @copper hawk @hard nexus

[livid rampart]

Counterargument: Hadron hates all Varlets some are simply more than others

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/its-bleak-bleak-its-peak-peak-homelander-gif-466413946589568151

[wanton fossil]

I mean… you’re right.
At least Kayex doesn’t hate me.
And I maintain I’m Sefoni’s favourite.

[livid rampart]

You can have the witch

[wanton fossil]

Time to be the change you wish to see

[livid rampart]

But I enjoy being Kayex’s little freerange pre-servitor

[median steeple]

lmao

holy shit

[plush estuary]

2 for 1

[sullen forge]

I was about to say was that the entire fucking group

[vague depot]

should have bent the knees

could have stuck the landing

[grizzled aspen]

@frozen kernel I found your latina friend in pubs.

:)

[lament blaze]

👀

[grizzled aspen]

Mfw I get to see how quickly quell cancel purg staff melts shit:

[livid rampart]

Wha

[grizzled aspen]

(she does it by hand you can literally hear her keyboard crunching)

[median steeple]

guh

actually horrifying

but respect for no macro

[vague depot]

how do you even quell cancel that

[livid rampart]

I swear the scoreboards look like an excel spreadsheet

[plush estuary]

m1 macro

[grizzled aspen]

I dont even remember what her @ is.

[vague depot]

like lmb quell cancel?

[plush estuary]

yes

[vague depot]

i know that much but idk if its even worth doing it for m2

[grizzled aspen]

Yes its an m1 cancel thing, but shes doing it by hand.

[vague depot]

i havent learned to quell cancel yet i can only sprint cancel

[misty portal]

wtf happeneed

[frozen kernel]

Fuck that’s hot

[grizzled aspen]

Holy FUCK you are thirsty.

[median steeple]

just tanner being spiteful

[misty portal]

was not expecting the tanner salt scrolling through youtube lol

[frozen kernel]

Imagine how she could vivisect me

[copper hawk]

Gnaginglaficent kobbligleep.

[median steeple]

wow cool it with the language

[lament blaze]

fukken saved

[obsidian prairie]

Oh so this is actually dated right?

[frozen kernel]

Woah gleep with a hard p

[copper hawk]

SHUT UP freak

[misty portal]

i just saw this and took the screenshot lmfao

[copper hawk]

GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!

[frozen kernel]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hurrrhurr hard p

[obsidian prairie]

Tanner after they go 5 minutes without being a reprehensible piece of shit

[grizzled aspen]

I think we should kill Banx before he finds this woman.

I fear what may happen.

[copper hawk]

Ur projeeectiiing aaagaaaaaain

[grizzled aspen]

Will he kill and eat her? Will she put a collar on him? I don't know.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/izuyawn-izutsumi-yawning-izutsumi-waking-up-izutsumi-izutsumi-dungeon-meshi-gif-13023998329745542969

Yaaaaaaawn

[grizzled aspen]

At this point, anything could happen.

[median steeple]

either Banx ascends to god hood or he is devoured like a male praying mantis

[misty portal]

https://www.youtube.com/@TannerLindberg/community

[copper hawk]

Stop writin ur lewd fanficz in here

[frozen kernel]

That photo of the “indoor boyfriend”

[median steeple]

the what

[grizzled aspen]

Yknow, I don't know what that is, and I don't want to know.

[misty portal]

i never noticed his profile picture lmfao

[median steeple]

I wanna know

[frozen kernel]

Lemme see

[plush estuary]

swagger waves at wall

schizo swagger

[median steeple]

what teh fuck

[grizzled aspen]

@brave cedar control your book slave.

[median steeple]

why is the void leaking into your game

[plush estuary]

the end cutscene breaks when you jump off the map at the end

[copper hawk]

WHAT ?

[plush estuary]

since I do it every game

it breaks

[copper hawk]

dumbpuppygirl

WHERE R U FINDIN THESE PPL

[frozen kernel]

@brave cedar Bro you manually quell cancel what a god

[plush estuary]

no they do not

macro

[copper hawk]

Am i

[grizzled aspen]

I attract freaks like flies.

[copper hawk]

Wait am i experiencin what im experiencin

[grizzled aspen]

Some are accepted, some are not.

[copper hawk]

CUZ U R A FREAK

[grizzled aspen]

I do not accept that one.

[copper hawk]

A GOONTASTIC FREAK !!!!!!

[livid rampart]

What

[frozen kernel]

Oof

[misty portal]

Oof

[livid rampart]

Do you think rannick would do yoga

[grizzled aspen]

After my last experience with a latina, I'll safely hold them further than arms length for the rest of my life and be just fine.

[copper hawk]

Oh my god ur bein weird

Stop bein weird

Rent free

[grizzled aspen]

Not rent free, just relevant rn because I found her in pubs.

[remote lark]

frog

[frozen kernel]

Pilates

[remote lark]

when can we queue

i've been waiting patiently

:3

[grizzled aspen]

I will forget her existence in approximately 20 minutes.

[copper hawk]

Yah ok

[grizzled aspen]

Since when were you waiting on me? I've been playing matches.

[remote lark]

i asked twice already

:3

i think

[copper hawk]

Last 50 mins anti testament

[remote lark]

anyway im asking now

[jagged cradle]

Lmfao goontastic

[remote lark]

im gonnag et food

and in a bit i can play

if u wanna do havocs

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, I'll wait on you to eat first, then havocs.

[copper hawk]

Zeal chat exodus..,

[remote lark]

is banx home yet

[frozen kernel]

Can attest you have left Lumi wanting for a bit

[remote lark]

im not playing without my book slave

[grizzled aspen]

I'm just mellowing out rn so I don't tweak like a mf.

[frozen kernel]

Almost off

[remote lark]

kk

@brave cedar hiii ><

u should play with us

[grizzled aspen]

She did her h39 in the fucking crate on mercantile.

:)))))

[remote lark]

lol

[grizzled aspen]

Fair and balanced spot.

[frozen kernel]

Gamer

[livid rampart]

Follow up do you think he’s an iced coffee gay, like the type that shake the ice like a rattlesnake shakes its rattle before saying the meanest shit ever

[modern lintel]

@remote lark hav 40 done w grey mk2 earlier get noobed

[plush estuary]

lol

[remote lark]

now post scoreboard

[grizzled aspen]

Iced coffee guys dont do that.

[remote lark]

u died first every time we playd together last night

🤨

lock in my games then ill care

[modern lintel]

challenge was no mods so no boatd

[remote lark]

wait

[grizzled aspen]

Go get food, mutt.

Smh.

[remote lark]

r u talking about the uhh

the $10 competition thing

[modern lintel]

yea

[remote lark]

YOU DID IT?

no shot

[modern lintel]

me cole dorn and some other guy

[remote lark]

sounds cancerous

[livid rampart]

Some do

[median steeple]

lobe meat so much

[visual stream]

It's me I'm the iced coffee guy

[grizzled aspen]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5EATzywNj8ng2l2XyPaXTd?si=67407a5ccede4cf7

Peak.

[visual stream]

Except I'm only mean if someone is mean first

[livid rampart]

There are different types of ice coffee gays

[median steeple]

I forgot how insane cole's psyker looks

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I'm an iced coffee guyand I don't do that.

[copper hawk]

43 minutez..

[wanton fossil]

I’m an iced coffee queer and I’m only mean to people who deserve it

[modern lintel]

iced coffee mid

[grizzled aspen]

He is literally Asher Mir, dude.

[copper hawk]

Im a hot coffee queer

And im nevar mean

I am niceful all the time

Yup yup

[median steeple]

Why is there no gifs of the goat asher mir

[grizzled aspen]

RONG, kills u with a beeg ole rock.,..

[median steeple]

ROT

ROT

THE CICA ROT

!

[modern lintel]

evil 100% of time