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Not if you count boss damage
new weapons later this year
so
true
i donāt really ever count it
mainly cuz i forget
like 7k would be more than enough
and then i rationalize my forgetfulness
by saying
āoh well boss damage is differentā
idk iām just kinda stupid
what
cica u better say it or im gonna kiss u on the mouth
you are evil underneath
Youād poke Cica and theyād burst into a cloud of black mold
True
Cica is mold gremlin
lethal company lookin ahh creature
That's y i am always buzzing w energy !!
weaponize bee hives
very
uhhh
i canāt think of a bee pun
beenis
finger wag

Stinging noobs with facts
Not hiveing laughs now huh
Don't starve bee mines:
stupid fuck ass ogryn emote
Roboquest
Wait, you shoot the bees at your enemies not the hives
Rice and beans
Indian
fried rice ā¦
Thai
Beeeeaaaans
Ethiopian
If zealot then tknife pickup
Yeah?
Throwing knives.
they were a zealot
wait
so it all adds up

still a waste that bastard
Aw man
Now I'm hungry
Thx
|| My shit would be so liquid I could take a dump through a screen door and not hit a wire. ||
frown
i dont think that's how liquid works
why would you type that
Because.
how was that related
It's what happens every time I eat fried rice.
Without fail.
Also I felt like cursing your eyes.
you after eating fried rice, apparently: https://tenor.com/view/shin-godzilla-atomic-breath-godzilla-gif-26518772
Average zealout chat post, and all that.
Indeed.
You know sometimes itās better not to type anything at all
youre telling me, a shrimp fried this rice
Donāt
shamp fy rie
the best advantage in the game fr
shadowheart's nickname should not be shart
who would want this
What shadowheart benefit you?
My favorite animal the shart
Shart
Go 4th wall developer computer and delete from existence
if only.....
SHART
Whuh..
Wega
Also i saw u baaah and unbaaah reaction a message i sent earlier gale
Dont wrry oomfie I didn't block u..
You didnāt see anythingā¦
ai slop š
well I thought the self-deprecating joke would see us through to the end
Did some1 say slopp?!?!?!?!
SLOP!!!!!
no ai
How come?
literally the rules
I know this but I was asking why it was in place.
ai bad, stinky
because ai has massive moral implications for the ways its implemented and we aren't paid enough to manage those kinds of debates (same reason we don't allow politics)
and by not paid enough i mean not paid at all
abominable intelligence etc etc
Here is your tip, keep up the good work
awful
why you do it at all?
someones gotta
for the love of the game
^
Milk baptize
milg
discord about the game has little to do with the game itself
i dunno, i am very much against free labor
and volunteers disgust me
ok mr monopoly
Me when I volunteer to help people out
fatshark secretly pays them in ordo dockets and he's trying to keep it secret so we don't ruin the economy
3 ordo dockets per hour
This image will never not be funny

IVE SEEN THE RECEIPTS, YOUāRE IN BIG PLASTEELS POCKETS!!!

Show us the food
Smh my head people these days can't even freeze their own chicken
Unfamiliar with frozen chicken
Welp guys, I am back home. I went and got a tooth pulled >.>
not synthesizing your own Freon
NGMI
Non-genetically modified indians?
Get me one
enemies have hitmass, which is how much cleave they consume when you hit them
I thought it might be that, but if it was that, I feel like it would have just gave you cleave
so if u have a weapon with 5 cleave, itāll go through 5 groaners (who have 1 hitmass each), and stop on the 6th
with shock and awe
it makes each groaner have .4 hitmass instead
letting you cleave significantly more
and it is significant too
just different ways of handling it
uhh
Yes
Up.
no idea
iād assume up
because if it was down then you could make a lot of enemies have zero hitmass
If it benefits you, round down, if it benefits the enemy, round up.
gneep gnarp
could you imagine tho
ey ey gaymers
Not Gonna Make It
Oh, that makes more sense
whom need a emperor kiss?
wait i think i asked that wrong
would cleave round up or down?
Cause i don't think hitmass rounds anyways
fuck did i miss
cause if a groaner had 0.4 hitmass and you had 5 cleave, you could cleave 12.5
is that 12 or 13?
actually i guess it wouldn't make sense if it went down
would imply that you hit 0 targets if you don't meet hitmass requirements
which makes no sense
Cleave 12, hit 13 total.
ohg true
forgor
tired
With shock and awe t4 ignoring 60% of hitmass, assuming groaners have .4, .4 x .6 is .24, so groaners, when cleaved with shock and awe, should be treated as .2.
I think.
Unless I'm completely wrong and they actually use proper numbers.
In which case .24 hitmass is .24 hitmass regardless.
well i was only assuming they were 0.4 because of shock and awe. I think they do have 1 normally
Get u a , yo mama AHHAHhahhhhuu78383u
@sterile basalt do you have a table lying around for enemy hitmass values?
Also i would like to point out this doesn't make sense anyways
Even if they were reduced to 0.4 already, another 60% reduction wouldn't be multiplying it by 0.6, you'd multiply it by 0.4
We are done.
2s for a psuedocleave buff, on a weapon that already has 16.5 cleave on a heavy sweep
before strength buffs
I wasnāt being sarcastic??!!
Epil , Kity , edited . Photoshop falsehood icon of False Witness . Sinful
and before stagger hitmass reductions cuz its a giant fucking hammer
We are done.
I was assuming the .4 was the standard hitmass, and yes, you multiply by .6 to get 60%.
cleave is the lease of your issues
So you donāt want to play?
We are done.
Wait nvm I'm a huge idiot my brain is cooked.
we know
but it's -60%, not set to 60%

Ok then i understand
Yes I realize that now, the gears have been turning quite slowly today.
I literally stared at 73 cents as a change total today and had to do mental gymnastics to make it happen, if that tells you anything as to how my day has gone so far.
well, anyways shock and awe sucks so this will never be worth caring about
Like I had to lock the fuck in to count out two quarters, two dimes, and three pennies.
Shock and awe is how you make hammer work in havoc.
power buffs
and stagger hitmass reduction
i can make shovel work in havoc with just decimator
which has less cleave and less stagger
Not exactly sure how stagger hitmass reduction works but methinks flat 60% reduction to hitmass sounds like a lot.
the more staggered they are, the more their hitmass is reduced, up to 50% when theyre on the floor
Interesting.
Hear me out, IJ ironhelm hammer with s&a and headtaker w flak maniac.
Like for havocs.
ok but at this point bring a weapon actually meant for horde clear
You bring it to fight bosses.
@copper hawk @hard nexus
bear in mind that shovel has a pretty good cleave profile
so being able to cleave through a ton really makes a difference
Considering there's like 6 guaranteed in each mission.
Hammer, even without thrust, still does a sickening amount of damage.
just built different
sorry iām not there for uā¦
It's fine luckly the missions are easy since they're 20 and below
Why i am pro choice
Haven't mpregged him today and that seemed like the most fitting thing to mpreg him with.
Lmfao
I'm trying to remember how you get budding interrogator
Assemble the mpreg
yeah i have to do the same
we could duo
Something about hulk smash...
and speedrun
who are we leeching off of
what happened why are we all stupid this week?
is elon beaming stupid rays at the planet again
I dont know, I just feel like my thoughts are being dragged through the mud behind a pickup truck rn.
oh thatās true
You test that with a hotshot Helbore yet?
1k missions played
bruh i lost 2 premade games on the discord when the entire team got disabled seperately at once
i swear something is making us all stoopid
My ass is not opening the door
I got that o e
which enemy do u want to know
One
Nah it just u clad
U always like dis
I got that and poxbreaker
Nurgle brainrot doesnt afflict u
Cica? more like kaka
Which means youāve actually played the game a bunch
games lantern has it
You gotta give him the benefit of the doubt he pulls out a certified banger once every like
2 full moon cycles
ive not
but that requires me to put on a helbore
and id rather play without that debuff
I was just thinking of a table of hitmass for each enemy would be a nice thing to include in your guide, if it ain't already there. (I haven't looked and I'm sorry if it's there already)
it's already there in the word guide I think
mk3 evis zealot x helbore vet havoc 40 when
itās in games lantern !
Frown.
I don't have the updated scab gunner dmg falloff profile
idk if pathās guide has it, when i looked forever ago
This is like amv
i didnāt see it
Amv title
what
but it's in the KNOW YOUR ENEMIES section in my guide
I have almost everything
is there a way to test havoc in the training area

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I'll just uh... wait for you to put it in the steam guide...
i kinda wanna try and see how dclaw with wrath works
:P
world of slop core
nah u can check rn
angel with a shotgun
Sounds great, doesn't work.
fighting til the wars done
hammerblow value?
uhhm
any girl is capable of murder
well aware
if you hurt her
Zzz
@grizzled aspen
I think I can finish the 3 combat shotguns tonight
in steam guide
and maybe the revolvers?
Mf what???
Jawa agree
Jawa does whatever is funniest at the time.
yep you got it
Cica thinks I like to hurt women and frankly that's disturbing.
Not sure where you got that or how you came to that conclusion but that ain't me.
:P
i think hammerblow on shock maul when paired with skullcrusher would actually go super hard
does the shock count as a stagger state
shovel just has access to decimator which is up to 50% strength for damage cleave and impact already
Think she doth protesteth 2 much..
yes, as long as they actually stunlock, but the hit that applies the shock doesnt apply SC
so it works on crushers, not bosses
it blows my mind the difference between a hi intense stg heresy and a normal heresy
hav moar o this utter braienscurvy
oooo woah
Pernis
i did an auric 4 IIIVEG with only bots, was pretty fun and honestly although the bots are way worse than humans they at least stay nearby
Brain rot..
21# 0
old nightcore songs from my nightcore phase
99% of the bad situations in the mission i just did were my fault
angel with a shotgun
and any girl is capable of murder
they call them tik tok version now
oops that barrel not only hit me (which i was accepting) it knocked a teamate i didnt realize was that close off a ledge
Oh yeah I used to like nightcore
almost wiping us
is this what its like to grow old
i hate this
I'm gonna be real, I have never met a person that listened to nightcore that was not either a huge egotistical asshole or didn't smell like hot dog water and sewer waste.
nightcore is fine, it really depends on the song
well now you have
Not saying you fit either of those descriptions, just saying that I don't particularly like that kind of music.
the sped up version of moshi moshi is pretty pog. and that one sabrina carpenter song
Also I like slow music.
So.
That might be another reason why I dislike nightcore.
i like no music and all music
Nightcore... What's that!
unlike most people i barely ever listen to music
a sped up version of the song. it basically just ups the pitch of the vocals
and changes the uhhh
tempo or whatever
I have to be in a certain mood to listen to music
i only listen to music that is emotionally relevant to me
involved in a story im reading or something else
Ding ding ding...
So that's the anti slowed and reverb thing
and i dont really listen to lyrics or care about them so it doesnt matter if the song would ostensibly be relevant to me
Melancholy might as well be my middle name.
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oh this explains a lot about u
frog is the listener of DESPAIR and SADNESS
For example?
Yeah, and?
You can't un-sad me.
Smh.
That's a low bar to jump over.
I am aloof and uncaring to 99% of things on purpose. Outswagging me can be done blindfolded with both hands tied behind your back, locked in the 10,000 year time chamber.
Mini crusher
Too bad itās ass against bosses
what if goku got aids
He kinda did
Yeah he got super aids and then was cured basically
wasn't that heart virus
and the 2nd one was delayed onset ki disorder
one is the heart
one is your immune system
ferrets can have anxiety disorders
https://youtu.be/8tGTt_sHJAM?t=76&si=FtuiKkeg8fGXeLul @hard nexus @sullen forge @median steeple
Pristine Billionaire first EP shocked the world, but now it's sequel is something to hold. This is the origin , the end, and the epilogue of the life of the pristine billionaire.
Artwork by Walter of Keepercast.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/605890709953970183/1328873800581906506/pepsi_premonitions.mov me when i try to push the poxburster but my teamates shoot it
Subtle foreshadowing is a hilarious meme type.
subtle?
Yes.
I've played with bighead before, pretty good if he doesn't blow you up with trauma and a burster.
What is this Cicertroces
ehheheahea
i can't rbeathe
ahahZAHah
it unironically made me laugh like that
Shat is DB vet perks toss-up between Unarm., Flak, Maniac?
Mauler dickshot BP is something I was unfortunately unaware of
Thank you for this enlightenment
Yeah maulers can get dumpstered in one shot if you aim for their chest.
Just as long as all the pellets hit.
Both barrels
https://streamable.com/w9hptk Look sensei, I threw my funny darts and didnāt collapse the singularity in my head
Look sensei, growth. Itās possible
Ignore the gunner on the catwalk he died immediately after
staring at the celerity stim not being used
RPG potion syndrome is real, people you know are suffering from it
its me I suffer from it
It used to force you to full charge (EK) staff before spam casting. Slowed your DPS to a crawl and wasted so much time charging vs quelling with enhanced speed
Itās fixed now, but I usually pocket them to jab someone else out of habit
I do like how you can stim a rando veteran with anything and theyāll run in like you just gave them quad damage
Itās adorable
my favorite mural artist of all time
turns out he was in a band or something too
no thoughts behind those eyes
It's me I'm the rando who does that
veteran players only want one thing and it's disgusting
why do you need un shell snail?
Bruh what fucking timeline am I in?
I am cooking with quite possibly the most deranged vet build I could think of.
is that an actual ad?
Yes
was it on pooptube?
human temptation
and greed
people need to go to hell somehow
Remember, Jesus saw you goon to ai pooptube ads and still forgave you.
(please dont goon to ai pooptube ads)
just goon to normal artist stuff
How about dont goon at all?
I mean, I'm no saint, I make out of pocket comments, but I don't goon either, so I get to point and laugh.
Non gooners unite
Ogryns literally cannot be trusted with anything like that.
It's actually criminal, too, because they can be trusted with a fucking lascannon.
I love the bug that just stops me from leaving teams
like I finished this hav I do not wish to be with these people anymore
AI slop
I love joining a CIVI and instantly watching a purg psyker get fucking pancaked by a crusher.
Nah like this guy was voiping and complaining that he keeps getting cornered.
And I asked "have you considered learning to melee correctly?"
@hard nexus @median steeple
This was posted earlier noob!
evil ahh video
I am going to commit great and terrible acts upon these bosses.
(exe stance boltgun)
frown
frown
I will hear no complaints, the ogryn in my lobby is using a hh branx setup with thrust.
He will instantly take a third of the bosses hp off in one hit.
any of you mind helping me with gone bowling rq
imagine dying 4 times on a havoc 40 and having your team still carry you to a win
can we hab ferret on head
maximum pulse
Did you cause it to go from sleep to wake
You might've near it
which if they then immediately shoot it again after
it goes after you
cause you woke it
Wacky DH facts that I fucking hate
i definitely won btw
what type of fuck ass shit is this bro
yeah its dumb
I-II Warren, guess which one is the branx ogryn that I kept from touching bosses as much as possible.
how
Ive got the mod that makes the DH say dracula flow lines
how did it wake up
have u tried dodging
So really its your fault cause you forgot that he's him
they hate me
have you tried licking my balls, YES I DODGE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
there should be a mod that makes bombers say ramblings from the midnight bomber what bombs at midnight
sluurrrrppp
this havoc on hand penance will be the death of me
imagine you hear this right before you hear a fire grenade ding in the distance
History's greatest supervillain
Hello Cole
cucumber
THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU
Iāve got this one too https://streamable.com/gvo08t?src=player-page-share
Itās nothing impressive, it was just a moment where it showed Iām breaking the habit of āOHFUCKBULWARKBACKUPā and still managing the peril like you said
āGet one kill to quell 5% from 100 then dump the level 2 and kill everythingā
The instructions are taking hold, I see.
You also dont need to quell directly, you have by crack of bone.
A melee headshot kill automatically quells 5%.
@hard nexus I never want to hear you call me a freak again.
Yeah I instinctively hit R anyways because my brain didnāt register the crusher kill at first but thatās what I was getting at
You've lost freak privileges.
psycho is a friend so itās different
u know
Keep your ball slurping in dms then!
Smh!
no
i have an e-exhibitionism kink
evil sentence
i should kill myself
That is going in the "worst fucking sentence cyn has typed" pile
Average sleep paralysis demon of anyone born from 1996-2002
oopsies
Chat
Tactical axe
That's all
Anything you tell me needs at least 1 sleep to set in. I level up like in oblivion
pretty good sc to hang up on a wall
Glup
Here, use this one instead.
but it resonnates with me
speaks to my soul
gluppo
certified gem
They have nextbots in TF2?
yes for ages
that screenshot isn't nearly as embarassing as the experience of someone you haven't spoken to in 5 years dming you and you are forced to see messages from when you were much younger
iāve said arguably worse in here tbf
i have no shame
for it is funny
which definitely did not happen to me this week
also agreed
that feeling is awful
one benefit to only having a couple of friends remaining from younger days is that almost nobody knew u back then
the only solace is knowing that in 5 years time i will have the same feeling about what i am saying now
and this will continue until i have dementia or die

cat forced to experience the human condition
i used to hang out with some absolute gutter filth tbf so it was either i'd become a person who cringes hard every time i'm reminded of my behavior back then or i'd become the kind of person who doesn't care (far worse outcome)
It's not embarrassing for me, it's gut wrenching.
@median steeple
I love edited MK panels so much
Seeing old messages I sent makes me remember who I was as a person at the time I sent them and it just makes me feel like shit.
I was NOT a good person before.
š

i am blessed(?) to normally be on the receiving end of someone doing or saying something awful
hi stan
Younger me would absolutely get horrendously beaten with hammers, you don't even know.
I would beat him to the edge of death.
the hibernator
Sir it is 8:30pm.
mornin 
working 
A swift kick in the ass?
later
Yes
kinky bugger
You don't know the half of it.
do i want to know the half of it?
Let me just...
yeah no thanks I enjoy my life
19 yo Banx
buh
There is a pus hardened slime encasing the creature I used to be
The seal will never be broken
Thatās character
What about latinos
suffering has built him for that
your ass does not bully
Boysmell icky
you were reincarnated as a catapillar or smth>
No, not a woman.
I already smell like Tapatio there canāt be two of us
He wants some hourglass shaped latina to bully him into being a functional human.
holy cinema
Based and cringe at the same time.
merge ''boysmell i guess''
What about an hourglass shaped latino
if you date a latina you must be prepard to be bullied
death !
insane
Oh no, I need her to constantly break down test the stability Iāve created. Itās like seeing if your house can weather a storm
I'm throwing this in the pile of horrendous shit I've seen be posted.
Red phone
No tf she isnt.
Itās all good now
Lmfao
Im so glad I'm not blamed for it
holy enema
Washed unfortunately
boysmell --> boyroma --> boy pheramone
Lmao?
Did u see the new spaceking video
Boyroma took the cake, smoked a cigarette in the room, and ate it out in the car alone
Hatemonger gave Netflix a Hatenema
i havenāt but i need to watch it
Apparently Netflix offered them a deal to make spaceking for them lmfao
I DID
speaking of enema make me remenber the time i thought it was hot
Please tell me you dont have one too.
u canāt match my freak..
I AM FUCKING LURKING STILL
troo
Is somebody gonna match my freak
You are NEVER safe
When I eas working during Christmas that skng played
ok but what if i achieve climax
But it was spliced w a remix of all i want for christmas
(c um was blocked)
@vernal terrace i see why you play fo76 now
ooouugghh
W..woa..
competitive freak?
do you think I care? not the weirdest thing to happen
Woooa..
I have stories
I cannot share
frown
Dolly shot zoom in
u must regale me with those at some point
Tf2 killer zoom in sound
both only equipable on pets
not funny just weird
and freaky?
please die
preferably agonizingly
@frozen kernel DONT FUCKING DO THE SAM FACE TO THAT YOU FREAK
Freak
ZAMN
unironically the slave collar can be used for some banger drip
they started it
nuh uh
Yuh huh
cica so mean to me
Nuh uh
JOIN THE CLUB
Everynya so mean 2 me
im making his bed smell
Im loke a cat
BUT HEāS LATINO
I bat at ur fingers when u wiggle them at me
CAN WE STOP WITH DA BOY SMELL
What if I just point at you?
its getting out of hands
Like from a safe distance?
i would pay money to be mean to that face
Nowhere is safe
Donāt touch those you donāt know where theyāve been
yes you absolutely can
take a shower
mask it
ur right
shrimple as that
Alright bro, log off.
I AHTE PARTY FINDER
i would be meaner
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Banx is actually being the freakiest now.
Banx has changed
can i join?
Somebody stop that man.
Dont worry snoodle
You can play havoc with Lumii !
hrm..
DO SMTH
Getting tagged into the freak off
scatter
I blame that one latina that we did a havoc with that he cant get out of his head.
nuh uh
BURN THEM AAAALL
I am a victim of circumstance
my ogyrn just picked their nose in the loudest most obnoxious way possible and it scared me
Oopz.. got a lil too.. silly..
Wardens more like
Any logic behind taking both heat blessings for the relic blade
peacecaves
No you are not lmao you listened intently and hung onto her every word for dear life.
unneeded
rampage is just really good
36% strength
I tried both and you seem to be able to have 100%uptime while attacking into hordes
that isn't true
my message was blocked by automod thats silly but i know why
those words gave me life
stronger swing
dont you pout
Chummed
cranial and heatsink will eventually overheat, and while it's nice, it's better to make the sword stronger in both forms
I will infect your brain with mold spores
It counterbalanced Lumiās bullying for a perfectly zen havoc experience
rather than playing solely around charge uptime
basically i tried to say i replaced my sub dermal skin with the stuff that stops fire and therefore you cant beat me cica
Ur not moldy bro
With charge it seems to 1 shot trash
can i join the havoc run prease?
Kez powergaming?
Do not apawpriate my culture
insane
Heatsink loses 90% of its effect while the sword is on iirc, cranial is up at all times and wrath allows you to hit funky horde bps to have scourge up forever while its turned off.
Btfo..
mods ban his ass
Are you taking rampage etc purely for elite damage?
So imo BIS is cranial wrath for rb.
i do that, but i'm memeing
Ill just eat u
Om nom nom
warm...
you usually want wrath + cranial
Num num num !
no
wrath is only for high havoc with gas and/or 21st horde modifier
Just donāt overheat and you can let go of heatsink 
exactly
Vore.
Cats have cartilage blade bone thingies on their tongues
What about perks? Carapace/unyielding?
So they can lick the meat off bones
can we put cica in one of those latex cage or smth
WHAT IS WRONG WITB YOU PEOPLE !!
yeah
damage while in downtime state, and being an extremely good blessing
it's 36% strength
the tooltip has lied for years
I can make you freak out with one word, my freak outclasses yours immensely.
I am at my witz end w u hominidz .
this guy telling other people to stop being freaky and asking mods to do something then saying this.
ur appropriating my culture
š
LMFAO
This mf calls me out of line
i only have one RB so that's what i take into everything
I didnt even see that
AND PULLS OUT VORE
you can swap easily and cheapily between havoc missions
base cleave on RB isn't great
yes it is
too much work
I found dorn on Reddit
Not the worst thing I've pulled out.
Mer as in ES elves.
rampage solves h40 horde issues at it's baseline assuming no further hitmass modifiers








