zealot-class

[uneven galleon]

Milk is too expensive

[sullen forge]

Freak behavior

[tawdry leaf]

you can afford oreos

but not milk

[modern lintel]

freak alert

[tawdry leaf]

💀

[twin wagon]

This is osmething I'll neveru nderstand

[tawdry leaf]

EW

[twin wagon]

Lack of sleep hitting

let me get a coffee

[tawdry leaf]

brotha euuuhhhhh

[sullen forge]

Fluoride is a magical elemental isnt it

[tawdry leaf]

now ima go brush my teeth

ty

for ruining my oreos

[median steeple]

Holydhit I love waterrr

[uneven galleon]

Don't blame me, blame society

[modern lintel]

no im blaming u

[median steeple]

STOP WITHT HSI SIAMAEF

MY FRIEND PINGED ME WITH IT EARLIER

[sullen forge]

I FUCKING LOVE WATER!!!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

This will be saved for later use.

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235809866799644756/1255961618328719430/full_episode_of_spongebob_1.gif

hey hey zealot

[sullen forge]

Collect these dumb images like treasure

[median steeple]

Dragon hoard of them

[twin wagon]

Very well back to it

I'll never understand the entire "brushing 2 times a day" or "brushing after waking up" culture

You brush after you eat to eliminate residue before it degrades into plaque

[acoustic dune]

bye bye zealot

[grizzled aspen]

(I'm not apologizing)

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942379275984732193/1043642397529223238/attachment-2-1-1.gif

[modern lintel]

[sullen forge]

I regret being alive

After seeing that image

[spare talon]

what the fuck

[uneven galleon]

Friend sent it to me for new years and said "Happy New Years, pookie" attached to it

[acoustic dune]

Isn't that a bannable offense

[uneven galleon]

Is that really

[acoustic dune]

I was ban for allud8ng to a racist joke

[grizzled aspen]

I think mass psychological trauma can be considered bannable, yeah.

[acoustic dune]

So prob

[sullen forge]

MODS!!!!!!!!

[modern lintel]

mods seize them

[median steeple]

Idk but wolfy draws people in here pregnant so idk what the line is

[grizzled aspen]

MODS
SLAP HIS NUTS

[uneven galleon]

I DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED

[acoustic dune]

YOU FUCKERS KEEP ASKING FOR MPREG

[median steeple]

Me?

Fuck no

I don't

[acoustic dune]

ITS NOT MY CHOICE FOR WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

[grizzled aspen]

WE ARENT ASKING YOU TO DRAW IT WE JUST THINK ITS FUNNY

[modern lintel]

History looks down on the artist not the commissioner

[sullen forge]

No worries bro my fax machine is downloading it

[acoustic dune]

ESPECIALLY YOU

[median steeple]

Jonk

Jonk machine

[grizzled aspen]

YOU JUST GO "HMM TODAY I WILL DRAW A PREGNANT POXBURSTER THAT IS ALSO MOGGING LIKE ITS HIS JOB"

[acoustic dune]

IT WAS NOT PREGNANT

[modern lintel]

gregnant

[grizzled aspen]

IM EXAGGERATING FOR COMEDIC EFFECT

[drifting wolf]

pregnant with plagues

[sullen forge]

Have you seen how bloated bursters are disregarding the bombs attached to them

[grizzled aspen]

Now this is a vile statement.

[acoustic dune]

One of this day I am gonna mpreg you frog boy

Just for that

I just wanna draw stuff mogging

[sullen forge]

Strong urge to ask

[acoustic dune]

You lots turn me into a vore artist

[drifting wolf]

scav trapper mog

[twin wagon]

Zealot chat answer me this

Why are helldiver players so hard to enlighten?

[median steeple]

Stupid

That's why

[drifting wolf]

enlighten about what

[median steeple]

I dislike the helldiver's discord so much

[twin wagon]

THey want havok nerfed, asks about other good coop games, instantly hd2, like clockwork

[sullen forge]

I left it ages ago

[median steeple]

It's so bad

[acoustic dune]

Shit squad request system

[modern lintel]

this chat has merely unshackled your thin veil of degeneracy

[acoustic dune]

You gotta friend someone before joining squad

Which stink

[twin wagon]

Banned during the moderator craziness for saying "the game stinks and needs difficulty instead of trying to copy Darktide"?

[acoustic dune]

Also have you seen the helldiver 2 discord?

[median steeple]

I don't give a shit about the mods

The people in there are horrible

[acoustic dune]

They got a timeout for everything

[twin wagon]

I wouldn't, if I could voice my opinions

lmao

[median steeple]

I remember when people were complaining about the charity thing

[sullen forge]

^

[acoustic dune]

God I hate them kids

[twin wagon]

hd2 is a codfidied version of what a coop horde-shooter is

[modern lintel]

were you out of the chiv2 community by the time soter dave thing happened btw

[drifting wolf]

no and i haven't interacted with the helldivers 2 community since launch and 99.5% of the time i play exclusively with friends because i dont trust randoms

[acoustic dune]

MY FETISH ISNT EVEN VORE

[twin wagon]

I left shortly after

[uneven galleon]

Most helldivers 2 players I know are pseudo-military obsessed 15 year Olds whose pfp is just Hunk from RE

[twin wagon]

[acoustic dune]

I just wanna draw twinks

[twin wagon]

Need constant stimulation so can't play arma 3, play hd2 instead

I hate it

[twin wagon]

Do you take commisions?

[acoustic dune]

They'll grow out the helldiver 2 phase

[sullen forge]

Okay Hunk is cool but still everything is absolutely correct

[modern lintel]

you say so

[acoustic dune]

I take request

[drifting wolf]

leave hunk out of this

[grizzled aspen]

I look in the mirror every day and remember I'm not as cool as Hunk.

[twin wagon]

[grizzled aspen]

And that gives me the strength to become cooler.

[hard nexus]

:3

[sterile basalt]

I never bought helldivers 2

[uneven galleon]

Agreed, Hunk is cool, but it's the joker effect all over again where people use joker as a way to exert themselves as contractions

*contrarions

Where the fuck did contractions come from

[sullen forge]

I love mischaracterizations

[acoustic dune]

SOCIETY

[sullen forge]

Absolute favorite

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-joker-meme-batman-csvifax-hardroach-gif-6283066117593919561

[acoustic dune]

BOTTOM TEXT

[acoustic dune]

The jonkler

[drifting wolf]

what does hunk have to do with society

[sullen forge]

More so the connection of edgy hyper military Teens using him as a role model

He’s cool just- shouldn’t be idolized

[drifting wolf]

token icon for racists because of cool gas mask

[twin wagon]

who the fuck is hunk

[sullen forge]

Resident Evil

[twin wagon]

That hunk

good

I thought we had another shitty meme

[hard nexus]

yes as long as u can stay alive and know when to push

if u can rush down gunners so u dont get shot to death, you can make it work

[twin wagon]

That or Hunkies were back into been cool, like twinks are atm

[modern lintel]

fotf is v viable

[uneven galleon]

I just never played it after when I hit 35+

[sullen forge]

Book meta

[sullen forge]

And it’s consequences

[uneven galleon]

Yeah

[modern lintel]

silence

[drifting wolf]

konzu early lunch

[uneven galleon]

It doesn't matter what I play anymore since I got all my titles anyways

Why not experiment

With fotf that is

[sullen forge]

Have fun you you spent your money on the game so like

[twin wagon]

could run Ogryn

[sullen forge]

lol lmao

[twin wagon]

See how much pubs will hate you for "throwing"

[acoustic dune]

Rocks?

[sullen forge]

What build is my question cause I’ll be awestruck is someone manages Glugger in 40

[silver stag]

Well then

[remote lark]

yea it was

[drifting wolf]

time to throw rocks

[twin wagon]

No

[drifting wolf]

chuck rock

[twin wagon]

🫃

[acoustic dune]

Lumi don't make me the second to draw you mpreg

[uneven galleon]

Martyrdom tax let's goooo

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[acoustic dune]

OK hear me out what if unpopular keystone has less taxes

[remote lark]

third.

[burnt granite]

im struggling for points in a power sword build. Should i take thy wrath be swift or good balance

[acoustic dune]

So I can branch out to other stuff

[remote lark]

it happened again.

[remote lark]

relic?

check second pin

[twin wagon]

Power sword

[remote lark]

u take neither.

[drifting wolf]

grut it, we ball

[sullen forge]

I got confused then saw TWBS get brought up

Oh that one…

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-black-cat-meme-gif-10177070146494894243

[acoustic dune]

Then again we get asked for all class here

[remote lark]

minor semantics error

[acoustic dune]

Vet zealot soyker and the racist

[modern lintel]

thy wrath surprisingly not needed on relic imo

[acoustic dune]

So a vet asking here is pretty normal

[remote lark]

ogryn is the only class not rlly talked about here

[sullen forge]

Excuse me what

[twin wagon]

Lies

We were talking pickaxes if you scroll up luuminoob

[sullen forge]

You and Okri are like the only two that bring up the class actively

[drowsy steppe]

I refunded HD2

[modern lintel]

ogryns def the least talked abt

[acoustic dune]

What's wrong pookie

[twin wagon]

I mean we mimic in-game playerbase

[drowsy steppe]

being called pookie in zealot chat is not on my bingo card today

[spare talon]

i just tabbed in

[twin wagon]

2 ogryns for every 30 z*alots, 40 soykers and 18 Darcy apologists

[spare talon]

[drowsy steppe]

hella boring compared to darktide

controls dont feel great when I played it

[sullen forge]

Trying to do the head math of how many actual veterans talk in here

[acoustic dune]

OK I don't see how it is boring

[modern lintel]

i go on this list i think i have more vet the zeal lvls

[twin wagon]

My Ogryn finally surpased my zealot in levels

[drowsy steppe]

yea Im aware thats just a very personal opinion of mine

[sullen forge]

3

No

5

Ainz and Cole

[modern lintel]

path u

[acoustic dune]

It's OK gaymer we don't judge here

[modern lintel]

psyhco i think

[sullen forge]

I

[turbid ocean]

Is thunder hammer and flammer a good pairing?

[sullen forge]

I don’t know what he mains

@median steeple

You

What do you main

[modern lintel]

flamer w anything is good

[median steeple]

Wha

Like class?

[sullen forge]

Yup

[turbid ocean]

ooo cause i tot hammer is good single dps. and flamer for cc

[median steeple]

I play all 3 normals

I don't touch og

[turbid ocean]

but seems to lack sniper counter

[uneven galleon]

Throwing daggers are a good viable for anything like that

[modern lintel]

throwing knie

[drowsy steppe]

tknives

[modern lintel]

knife

[turbid ocean]

thats a talent? how to get throwing knife

[uneven galleon]

Right talent tree

[drowsy steppe]

the blitz you take after second wind

[modern lintel]

@turbid ocean post ur current build

[turbid ocean]

ooo okay will try to find a tree to follow haha

i dont have one yet. hahah jus got back into DT last night

[modern lintel]

bleak

[acoustic dune]

Right side grenade section

[remote lark]

star citizen sucks

i hate this game

sm

ruining my life

[acoustic dune]

Have you consider

Star sector

[drowsy steppe]

plays for thousands of hours

[remote lark]

explode

both of u

[drowsy steppe]

its the truth

[acoustic dune]

Sure I'll explode

If ya knowbwhat I mean

[remote lark]

now riddle me this, mal

[acoustic dune]

; )

[remote lark]

how many of those thousand of hours have been spent redoing content or tasks

bc of bugs

:)

[modern lintel]

time for another night of hoping the psyker doesnt self combust trying to get true survivor

[drowsy steppe]

so you do plays for thousands of hours

[twin wagon]

star citizen is still a scam

[remote lark]

im going to pull u apart like a lego piece

[drowsy steppe]

I would guess about 50% of them

[remote lark]

gl

[acoustic dune]

Isn't it like a cult?

[twin wagon]

gl not cole

[acoustic dune]

With shit aircraft design

[twin wagon]

oh no, what if you step onto me as a lego~

😳

coffee finally kicked in

I can quip and be a degenerate like usual

[modern lintel]

ill omend blessings

[neat grove]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducks-explosion-exploding-explode-gif-10671226607995734318

[acoustic dune]

OK hear me out

What if burgle

In bikini

[modern lintel]

theirs not even any havoks going on rn

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-am-not-going-to-hear-you-out-hear-me-out-sheep-flames-fe-studio-gif-26478875

[uneven galleon]

Ima pass out i got overdoses to save tomorrow at work

Peace

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[acoustic dune]

God I hare drooling on my pillow

[lunar fable]

Then don't drool

[acoustic dune]

Make me how asmongold would stain his wall with his bleeding gum

Because he didn't want to go to the tpilet

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/pestrica-juggling-jester-drop-gif-895461490972227990

[acoustic dune]

That thing is not human I tell ya

[lunar fable]

[neat grove]

asmon may be disgusting and vile

[frosty herald]

Can you juggle my balls

[neat grove]

but he's pretty dang clever for finding an infinite money glitch

[lunar fable]

When was the last time he ate fruits

[acoustic dune]

It's not a glitch

[neat grove]

he farms his own hate

[acoustic dune]

He sold his humanity for money

[acoustic dune]

I just actually remenber christ chan exist

[neat grove]

he's honestly more human than a lot of people

[acoustic dune]

And we give him money

[neat grove]

he's straight up gonna sire the antichrist i think

[acoustic dune]

Not the antichrist

[frosty herald]

Aint nothing working down there after his escapades

[acoustic dune]

But sonichu

Himself

[neat grove]

oh god

[acoustic dune]

You mean oh chri

[neat grove]

i swear sonichu is a demon thats posessing him

[neat grove]

asmon is too bald to have a kid

[median steeple]

@copper hawk I summon you for this

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/sonichu-render-animation-weird-sonic-gif-16002394

[twin wagon]

Parasocial relationships going hard here.

[acoustic dune]

Dude Is not human

[acoustic dune]

The most documented person btw

A 2 season documentary on that man

And after all this year he would draw better

[neat grove]

he's the lich king

[acoustic dune]

Exactly

[copper hawk]

wut

[acoustic dune]

God the sonichu medallion make me actually believe in hex

[twin wagon]

I was gladly never informed of sonichu

I happily enjoyed manslayer as my max brainrot

and was happy

[median steeple]

Sonichu was mentioned

[copper hawk]

gnarp

[twin wagon]

oh and Dr.Hax as a gmod 'kid'

https://tenor.com/view/dr-hax-hax-hacks-hacker-hackers-gif-1970435453844108305

[copper hawk]

Yo mama mentioned

Slam doinked.

[twin wagon]

KNIFE EAR

[acoustic dune]

skibidi ears

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-destroy-heresy-purge-buttom-gif-17565647

[copper hawk]

I love elvez..

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/saltz-saltzpyre-victor-vermintide-gif-24329006

SIGMAR BLESS THIS SHOT

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-waiting-eating-chips-gif-3992659431153758708

[neat grove]

[formal umbra]

game put me in 2 strike teams at the same time and then booted me from a havoc and now I cant havoc for like half an hour

wut

[median steeple]

Explode !

[formal umbra]

like one of those things id be like "oh thats a weird glitch" but it was all 3

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/furetto-ferret-chat-chat-morta-dead-chat-gif-20967081

[umbral kindle]

Shart

[remote lark]

who's awake

i want to do havoc

37+

[cinder roost]

im a meat popsicle

[remote lark]

disqualified

[twin wagon]

I'm taking a break since coffee stopped working

[modern lintel]

noob

[remote lark]

i hate u

im going to hit max peril irl because of havoc teammates

like

how many times are they going to overlap my relic bc no comms

[modern lintel]

[remote lark]

how many times are they going to pop themselves as psyker

how many times are they going to barrel pvp me

how many times are they going to spawn bosses like idiots

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

im slowly losing my grip

idk how you pubbed your way to 40

i can barely avoid going mental boom with a premade

[modern lintel]

[remote lark]

💀

[modern lintel]

other cole joined the random hav 40 group i was in earlier

[lean cairn]

if they didnt want us to do this they wouldnt have so many barrels in that section

[remote lark]

based eggfever

[obsidian ore]

Yes

[modern lintel]

im saying

[obsidian ore]

Extra barrels gloriana 1v1 rn

[twin wagon]

Bark

if you give me like 1 hour

am with u

so I can blow you up

[lean cairn]

no team has ever survived gloriana start section extra barrels without losing at least 1 person

[modern lintel]

maybe if lumi wasnt evil and used the mk2 based sword instead they could get to 40

[obsidian ore]

I think we killed keje in that map’s beginning so much he has ptsd

[clever swan]

havoc is too scary

[hot jolt]

@rapid vault was that u?

hi dad

[obsidian ore]

Hello I’m back with the milk

[hot jolt]

theee ciggs

[obsidian ore]

Back to work

Bye

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1285634454395682858/1328691546895155241/image.png?ex=67879fee&is=67864e6e&hm=3259fcdf3a1054240529723dbb45bd225d76217b43e3fe5e36db7ae9d5c0c484&

5am pub experience

like a shepard, leading lambs to the slaughter

our 4th applied

its a stealth loner knife zealot

someone accepted him

before i could decline

:)

[misty nova]

"You're not ready for these Havoc operations"

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[twin wagon]

Oh god

Bark wait I'm coming

[remote lark]

too late

[twin wagon]

Just a few more minutes

[remote lark]

my elite team

@modern lintel

[modern lintel]

ogryn goes down first

[remote lark]

my moneys on loner stealth zealot

10 seconds

it was the book zealot

hes dead

[stone fern]

STAY THE F OUTTA MY HAVOC

[modern lintel]

how do you fumble w book

[remote lark]

aight

order was

book zealot (he peeked over the starter ledge and instantly died)

stealth zealot (trapper)

and then game over

i used book and a trapper straight up walked into my hitbox and trapped me

ignoring book

im going to clip it that shit was immaculate

[modern lintel]

do i need to carry you dog

[remote lark]

stealth zealots still here

i dont think u want to

feel free to join

5am pubs are amazing

[modern lintel]

whats ur numbers

[remote lark]

[modern lintel]

[twin wagon]

[placid fiber]

okay, and?

:3

[stone fern]

he was asking for your phone number

[remote lark]

91690936622

[stone fern]

no country code

[placid fiber]

"I fail to see a connection" -every idiot ever, probably

[remote lark]

guess

[stone fern]

+1

[remote lark]

wow!

[stone fern]

+2

+3

[twin wagon]

Ok Bark what are your atshark numbers

[remote lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/708727158519889960/1120690292589342760/i_luv_cats_20230617_1.gif

[twin wagon]

that's steam right?

[stone fern]

gamepass id?

[twin wagon]

psn?

[stone fern]

epic?

[placid fiber]

Nah, I think the numbers in their name are their driver's license id ones

[silver stag]

You zealots operating on one braincell today, huh?

[stone fern]

today?

[remote lark]

lmao

[twin wagon]

I ran the license, came up FLorida

[stone fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1328332068480094328/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2025.01.12_-_23.00.27.06-00.04.06.754-00.04.21.748.mp4?ex=6787a2a4&is=67865124&hm=178fd61d591adb7ea1126867d55db441621645d69b2cbc2e61e68095dfb5a990&
the braincell has been on break since last week

[silver stag]

Lol

[twin wagon]

Ok Bark

wtf is this

This is not one of my builds is it

It has to be

The relic blade you wield

where wrath

Stability dumping bolter too

No wonder

[remote lark]

@modern lintel

hard crash

[twin wagon]

I can excuse the toughness been 16%

[remote lark]

im loading

[remote lark]

i'm better than you

your critique means nothing to me

[modern lintel]

they left me netted its problematic

[twin wagon]

We can see it right now, friend request sent

[remote lark]

mkx can stack scourge and stalwart gives me enough resistance to kill gunenrs safely

[remote lark]

piety gives me invoc and enduring uptime

[modern lintel]

its bleak

[twin wagon]

What about cleaving the new cara ragers tho

[remote lark]

wrath is optional if u have enough damage and can loop backwards

i prefer the extra damage for-

i crashed again??

[twin wagon]

Ok I'll stop spying your profile

could be that

[remote lark]

???

scorebaords killing me?

i'm removing it and rejoining

[modern lintel]

bad news

[stone fern]

are you trying to rejoin a havoc?

[remote lark]

do not

[remote lark]

yeah something hard crashed me

[twin wagon]

Bark earned my respect

[stone fern]

rejoin trough steam @remote lark

[remote lark]

L?

[stone fern]

havoc has a rejoin timeout

[modern lintel]

the stealth zealot got back handed by plogryn trying to revive and died

[remote lark]

sigh.

whatever

there goes my last attempt

im going to max peril

[twin wagon]

[remote lark]

like ac t u a l l y

[modern lintel]

r u cooked

[remote lark]

INVITE ME

[modern lintel]

ur offline noob

[remote lark]

online

[twin wagon]

if u need a third I'm here

just expect me to teleport ping

[frozen kernel]

Im making the grubfather proud

[modern lintel]

plogryn triple ledge i wild

[remote lark]

did u see me try to push the plogry noff the eldge

just for c haff to somehow get stuck inside of me

while i'm using relic

:)

im legitimately about to explode

[frozen kernel]

Lmao

Rolling Steel with no other people in loadout screen, 20s

[modern lintel]

are thse randoms

[remote lark]

yes

vet did ok

[stone fern]

😠 IM GONNA CRASHOUT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

[twin wagon]

lmao

[stone fern]

who the hell throught extending the fucking mission briefing to fucking rolling steel was a good idea

better yet who the fuck fixed the mission briefing skip bug

[stone fern]

i wish them nothing but pain and misery

you know like 3 patches ago if you reconnect to an on going mission 70% of the time you skip the mission briefing

but that was a bug :3333333

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-ultra-ego-angry-gif-7169566606590383465

this was me when i read the patch notes

[remote lark]

@modern lintel

can u hear my blood pressure rising

[modern lintel]

i was hoping hed flip out when u said loner was bad

[twin wagon]

I can feel it through my screen

[frozen kernel]

We got a full team in the end

[remote lark]

he was rlly nicce

t b h

thats why i didnt kick him when he joined

i felt bad

xD

[silver stag]

I'd have done it with ya, i like the train mission

[frozen kernel]

We won!

That was my last mission for the penances

148/148

[modern lintel]

lumi on brink of society moment

[frozen kernel]

Lumi has a bigger heart than frog confirmed

[twin wagon]

Bark suffering the pubs

[frozen kernel]

Lumi goes "he was nice, I didnt want to kick him"

Frog goes "Hey Banx here's a shotgun build, we're going into CIVI"

:3

[twin wagon]

[frozen kernel]

Honestly it was a good trial by fire for getting used to the FGS

[remote lark]

banx

im on the edge

[frozen kernel]

I wont do a funni

Want a kiss?

[modern lintel]

he dies here i think

[remote lark]

btw

we lose because they went into a side allwey

when horde spawned

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/kamala-harris-do-not-come-gif-25102112

[remote lark]

and didn't path backwards

[frozen kernel]

:(((

Listen to the dog in your ear

Sometimes it has valuable insight

Sometimes it's just moaning

[remote lark]

im doing something unforgivable

im dropping duelist for twbs

the little micro stuns are destroying my mental

[stone fern]

they need to make twbs cheaper to get 🚬

[frozen kernel]

Woah a good take from Clad

In my zealot chat?

[remote lark]

swap location of beacon with loner

[twin wagon]

[runic grotto]

How did you complete all missions but have only half of your masteries

[frozen kernel]

I am baby and I want easy TWBS, mind me not

[stone fern]

all my takes are very based just ahead of their time

[runic grotto]

I still need hundreds of games to do all mission penances

[frozen kernel]

Because I religiously used the Evi Mk3 for 200 levels of zealot

Didnt even bother buying out the shop until recently

Got to the point where I'd just buy everything when it rotated

[frozen kernel]

Auric damn QP

Doing any mission on auric dam will complete all of the endeavour levels underneath it

[twin wagon]

Someoen is gonna die

[frozen kernel]

Kinda like beating a game on hard and getting the cheevos for beating it on normal and easy

[twin wagon]

And I'm gonna spend 30 minutes laughing

[runic grotto]

what

Aren't these the penances that require you to do 50 missions in location?

[frozen kernel]

Ohhh no

These are just "do mission on (X) diff"

[runic grotto]

oh these

ok my bad

I completed these like 300 hours ago

[frozen kernel]

Rolling Steel auric damn just never popped up on rotation while I was playing

And when it would

[runic grotto]

They are not that bad

[frozen kernel]

It was rolling steel

So generally good performance or even human teammates were hit or miss

I queued up EU for that one

[runic grotto]

Rolling steel after nerfs is very easy even with randoms

Before it was often a complete disaster

[frozen kernel]

That double battery event is where runs go to die

And randoms are unfortunately drooling over their keyboards

[runic grotto]

Randoms are busy licking batteries

[grand tangle]

Random in every game are bad because you only remember bad randoms

[frozen kernel]

Also Ive got two pair

[modern lintel]

its over for luni

[frozen kernel]

Give him a hug

Before he explodes

[modern lintel]

to late

[remote lark]

do you understand my suffering now

i'm in hell

im in purgatory

https://tenor.com/view/kane-malnum-purgatory-gif-1117849218649494374

[modern lintel]

i just suck rn i used all my gamer juice earlier managed to outdmg epic cole

[stone fern]

ummm sweaty maybe ur not havoc ready...

[stone fern]

iktfb

my brain can support like 1 tryhard game a day

then its all smooth brain gaming

[remote lark]

@frozen kernel

[modern lintel]

[remote lark]

13 losses in a row

& i blocked galeo

sorry 14 now i think

or maybe 15

i lost track

[modern lintel]

im surprised u crashed more then i do

i usually crash atleast 1-3 a game

[grand tangle]

Definitely a skill issue

[remote lark]

kills u

[stone fern]

have u tried getting good?

[remote lark]

yes

[modern lintel]

lumi still wont accept my request what a noob

[stone fern]

and being less drunk?

[remote lark]

i dont have any request

[remote lark]

tried that

bad idea

voices come back

[modern lintel]

[stone fern]

what do they say?

[remote lark]

kill clad

[stone fern]

maybe you should listen to them

[grand tangle]

The voices aren't helping you git gud?

[stone fern]

do it

[twin wagon]

Someone died in havok 2

[stone fern]

i dare u

[twin wagon]

[grand tangle]

They help me get gud

[remote lark]

how do u die in havoc 2

isn't that like

sedation

[modern lintel]

hopeless

[grand tangle]

Brain aneurysm?

[twin wagon]

Yes

Trapper into flamer combo

[frozen kernel]

wot hi

Oh

[twin wagon]

Poor zealot stood all 10 seconds in it

[frozen kernel]

Oh dear

Reading backlog

[twin wagon]

[frozen kernel]

I need the spanish lady to call you baby

https://tenor.com/view/atna-rough-thats-rough-buddy-fire-flames-gif-17361664

[remote lark]

@brave cedar

I just lost 13 havocs in a row

[frozen kernel]

Holy shit you pinged her

[remote lark]

say something mean to me

[twin wagon]

man works?

[frozen kernel]

It's an antidote

He needs toxin to counteract the poison

[grand tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/639676970703257621/1328710357916712960/20250112_085234.jpg?ex=6787b173&is=67865ff3&hm=95532cf5f25434a7b00d11e4daa29fbc04894a2ec081b3c680e429b0a104ad8a&

[modern lintel]

me with rogue trader

[frosty herald]

Better play it now

https://tenor.com/view/goku-angry-goku-goku-stare-death-stare-kid-buu-gif-7537122150460177467

[brisk cape]

For the masta of mankiiiiiiiind!

[frosty herald]

And buy void shadows with it too

[modern lintel]

i know it has more dlc coming eventually so i have to wait till then obv

also still haven't played cyberpunks dlc

[frosty herald]

The arbites dlc was supposed to come out december last year lmfao

Got delayed to spring 2025

[modern lintel]

are their anymore dlcs planned for it

[frosty herald]

Maybe

It depended on the success of the first dlc

[modern lintel]

well was it successful

[twin wagon]

If u ever need someone to abuse the system in rogue trader

for grimdark and unfair

[frosty herald]

I think it did do pret well

[stone fern]

speaking of rogue trader

why the hell did no one tell me they had a navigator companion

[frosty herald]

My beloved fish wife

[stone fern]

i always wanted to see navigator powers in action 😭

[modern lintel]

myes human compass

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643516740319576114/1327710868775108695/SPOILER_image.png?ex=67875a5a&is=678608da&hm=9a9df198d843d0f0c8d23f6fe4dea5967c991b76c0f94e9f6fe8b541ac515b7e&

[frosty herald]

Navigators can nuke entire rooms in rogue trader with grand tactician stacking

[twin wagon]

Pfff imagine needing navigator powers to do that

Aberlard, abuse wild fire and versatility

[stone fern]

can they summon frost

do thay have ice powers 🥹

[frosty herald]

Base 20 damage for the aoe attack and then 4% damage per tactician stack

[frosty herald]

No.

[acoustic dune]

she can also nuke smth in my pants

https://tenor.com/view/sup-girl-eyebrows-gif-25755293

[frosty herald]

They can gigabuff teammates and use mental offfensive powers

[stone fern]

ye that i assumed

[twin wagon]

Ok fellow rogue trader enjoyers

Thoughts on Idira?

[acoustic dune]

you cant make me ungrip from that navigussy

[stone fern]

i read a bit about a navigator edging some dude until he confessed

[acoustic dune]

shut up mr mpreg

[twin wagon]

Do you like your favorite unsanctioned psyker summoning 3 extra demons for the fight?

[acoustic dune]

demon engine#

summon them to make a demon engine

[frosty herald]

I cant bring myself to kill companions but she wouldve been killed the second she had an outburst

[acoustic dune]

it power the toaster

[frosty herald]

Except mazarai

I love taunting and killing him

[twin wagon]

I've replaced Idira with mercenary Abelard, so I can now have 4 melee characters (abelards if you will), argenta friendly fire and myself as the one and only gundalf

[modern lintel]

is it this or next thursday we get new drip

[frosty herald]

This one

Stinky

Noob

[modern lintel]

praise

[twin wagon]

Ironically gunker in rogue trader is better than gunker in darktide

Santic powers really are something that our LAME SOYKER could do with

Or biomancy

[frosty herald]

Idira choosing the worst possible moment to either prone your entire team or spawn a bloodletter at lvl 4

[twin wagon]

Or pyromancy balls

[twin wagon]

While trying to give 20 willpower to Cassia*

I buffed you a bit so i summoned a bloodletter, oops

thankfully darktide soykers are nerfed

so the only griefing is their explosion triggering barrels

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[modern lintel]

someone in the lore chat enlightened to the fact that apparently iron hands librarians can mass flense non cybernetically enhanced people within a certain radius

[twin wagon]

Too bad the iron hands KARKING SUCK

[modern lintel]

youre going on the explosion list for that one

[twin wagon]

Prob one of the most boring, repetitive and uninteresting lores around

I rather read about the ultramarines 300 more times than the iron hands

All that effort could have gone towards the white scars who are actually fun

[fleet zealot]

They really can’t get ahead

https://tenor.com/view/hd-smirk-gif-7206957141966421326

[undone bolt]

i'm looking for help for the "shocking stuff" and "just a flesh wound" penances

[frozen kernel]

Is shocking stuff the stun nades one?

[undone bolt]

yes

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-heresy-purge-warhammer40k-lightning-claws-gif-16488791

[undone bolt]

kill 40 stunned enemies in 10 seconds

[acoustic dune]

which continent?

[fleet zealot]

I like alpha legion cause they’ve been running their hate for 10k years, basically all of them are newbloods and they don’t have the time fuckery like the eye of terror traitor legions

[undone bolt]

emea

[fleet zealot]

Where they still have chaos marines that fought in 30k cause warp magic

[acoustic dune]

you can prob ask another zealot to stunt the enenemy aswell

get a flmaer

[undone bolt]

i need a private lobby because randoms are too kill hungry

[frozen kernel]

I'd offer but I've entered the blanket cocoon

Godspeed kindred. Tossing a couple stuns into a a large horde and torching is how I got it, teammates be damned

Flesh Wound my best advice is find someone who's down to crush Rolling Steel

[undone bolt]

i reached 36/40

randoms threw a grenade

[frozen kernel]

Aw what a tease

[frosty herald]

Ok quick tip

[undone bolt]

for the flesh wound, i think you can just run past all the enemies with infiltrate

[frozen kernel]

^ listen to Yam

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-asian-man-approves-asian-thumbs-up-asian-approves-gif-18920555

[frosty herald]

Go into solo auric heresy throw 2 stuns and use either flamer or relic blade for stuns

[frozen kernel]

gn pilgrims

[fleet zealot]

Yea you can uhh

[frosty herald]

If you want flesh wound do heresy twins with the bell skip

[fleet zealot]

Stagger your stun nades out

[frosty herald]

Also do not be a dumbass like me and misread flesh wound

Where you use a ehem

[undone bolt]

you think much of me to think i'd survive until the first wave of enemies

[fleet zealot]

As long as the first one hasn’t expired, you can throw a 2nd nade to give you a bit more time

[frosty herald]

Martyr build for flesh wound

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-microphone-interview-walk-gif-2478024445377708296

[frosty herald]

Itchy balls kasuga

Also if you want double stun throw them underhand

Faster animation

[remote lark]

[undone bolt]

you need to be in a strike team to play private games

zam

[frosty herald]

Rolling still is also a choice for fleshwound but its kinda fuckass hard to do with randoms

You can do a public heresy twins

But dont expect your teammates to be smart

[undone bolt]

i'm going to wait until someone can do a private lobby with me

[frosty herald]

I should be home in like 45 mins

[undone bolt]

don't want this to happen again

[frosty herald]

So if you havent found someone we can duo

[undone bolt]

levelling my roughneck in the meantime

[frosty herald]

Just dont get jumpscared by the havoc 40 level next to my name

[undone bolt]

also, i have found the shock mace to be very underwhelming

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/marcoelprro-gif-27525382

[undone bolt]

don't worry, i can't read

aw man

i can't use all my cool stickers and reaction images

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-gif-26571803

[misty nova]

Skullcrusher High Voltage

But bring a Bolter for dealing with Monstrosities

[frosty herald]

Use relic blade

[undone bolt]

i have it maxed

looking to upgrade other melee weapons

i have the relic blade, tactical axe and combat blade maxed

[remote lark]

based on those picks

try mk13 chainsword

you'll like it

[frosty herald]

Max out thunder hammer eviscerator

Lumi die

Bottom

[lean lark]

try out heavysword next

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262604976073605191/1263676311885582481/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[lean lark]

fun and overpowered weapon

[remote lark]

noob priest..

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dragon-of-dojima-dragon-joryu-earth-shatter-cracked-floor-gif-5465418258061601876

[acoustic dune]

ok zealot

i hab question

[remote lark]

no u dont

go way

[acoustic dune]

what i make this

into a puppet

so i can animate it

[remote lark]

goodbye

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1143871712736333908.webp?size=96&animated=true

[fleet zealot]

Die

[sturdy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-15864401401309874112

Do not

[acoustic dune]

its too late

i have started

[sturdy cypress]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018156511236722769/1251595498612330546/caption.gif

[acoustic dune]

to horse around

[sturdy cypress]

...how hungry?

[stone fern]

when u use any browser other than chrome

874 captchas upon yee

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/firefly-firefly-hsr-hsr-sam-sam-hsr-gif-17949352948919053370

[undone pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651502381183533077/1328496980904771655/GhCpeYzaAAAcVct.jpg?ex=6787937a&is=678641fa&hm=1c19114f47756a0c22cbe9cb1e75d3c17db5c8e5c30ff81ce906853b5577cebd&

[hard nexus]

yall

an uber to work

is 45 fucking dollars

do i kill myself

or do i call out

[twin wagon]

Walk

Or better get a taxi

cheaper

Or a bus

Or metro

[stone fern]

metro?

[stone fern]

take a bus or bike

[frosty herald]

904069563

steam code

[hard nexus]

would take like 2 days

[hard nexus]

15 miles

and no busses

buses

idk how that’s spelled

[frosty herald]

Explode

[hard nexus]

train

underground train

[clever swan]

the playstation players are innovating

[twin wagon]

report them for griefing

[stone fern]

americans dont know how to spell busses

[stone fern]

yes i was implying they dont exist near you

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/falin-absolute-cinema-dungeon-meshi-gif-5519129048226854277

[copper hawk]

I LOVE FALIN

[remote lark]

good morning zealot chat

[undone bolt]

sent

give me a second

[remote lark]

you're playing with yamato?

your life is already ruined

i will begin preparations for your funeral...

😔

[undone bolt]

i am already dead

i am merely a shambling husk

[remote lark]

ah good, you'll fit right in

[copper hawk]

Elster..

Sigsnailis..

[undone bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/elster-signalis-dance-macarena-gif-11547313746429069829

[copper hawk]

What the falke..

https://tenor.com/view/elster-signalis-dance-macarena-gif-11547313746429069829

[copper hawk]

Another signalis critter @hard nexus

Heeeeewwo

:3

[hard nexus]

pawesome

[hard nexus]

hai

i called out of work

because 45 dollar uber

[copper hawk]

What the.. ,

[hard nexus]

i told my manager n he didn’t care

not like i have shit to do anyway

[modern lintel]

evil burster tried to do something to me

[stone fern]

🚬 recon vet in my game

[remote lark]

did ur car break?

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[undone bolt]

@frosty herald when we doing the penance?

[stone fern]

which penance?

[undone bolt]

stunning thing

40 stunned kills in 10 seconds

[copper hawk]

Yuckerz.. it's clad..

AND lumii..

[remote lark]

stinkca

u need more x's in your name

ur not edgy enough..

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-gif-4884855535520431510

Wait..

They dont hate u like i hate u

Wait..

They dont hate u like i hate u

Wait..

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-funny-cat-gif-17086512476850871076

[undone bolt]

aw mang

no penance

[twin wagon]

you didn't sleep

I'm in your walls

[remote lark]

i didn't sleep

(again)

i then threw like 5 of hamdols games

lmao

i will selep soon

i might need to take some medicine

or cyanide

i am undecided

[drowsy steppe]

microsoft edge isnt all bad

[drowsy steppe]

good morning furry tech

[frosty herald]

now

[undone bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188923999732912341/1328719338512846950/RDT_20250113_0235428625347217361145356.jpg?ex=6787b9d0&is=67866850&hm=bdd863e662fc6ddbc3f9c8cc19554341ef6e2be7c92611f01fba39d7b870e42a&

[frosty herald]

signalis pfp

[copper hawk]

Troo..

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkish-man-meme-turkey-turkey-gif-27676952

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ariane-signalis-elster-fortnite-fortnite-dance-gif-8484509713453901361

[frosty herald]

Yappertoes has another victim to play mhwilds with

[copper hawk]

Yappertoez

Wtf

WAN BLYAT

[merry flume]

noob

just feel better

[misty nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kq9mFeEO43E?si=PGA5_ksPVd3MyN71

[undone bolt]

@frosty herald are we doing the just a scratch?

[frosty herald]

Yuppers

[undone bolt]

with randies?

[frosty herald]

More agro takers

[undone bolt]

aight

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[undone bolt]

i'm running after you

i'm come you

[merry flume]

huh

[undone bolt]

@frosty herald i have the wrong build

i thought we were doing the stun first

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-angry-out-of-car-meme-fast-am-talking-gif-17285849

[undone bolt]

🇬🇷

[frosty herald]

Better to do both seperate

[undone bolt]

ready

[atomic matrix]

Are there some clear weapon pairings? Like, is there a melee weapon that works well together with the flamethrower or a ranged one which is good with the rune Greatsword?

[modern lintel]

any melee works w flamer

anything viable except auto pistol rn

[fleet zealot]

generally, you pair flamer with things that lack horde clear/elite pack clearing

thunderhammer, combat blade, chain axe

[acoustic dune]

FUCK

the machine knows

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188923999732912341/1328719338512846950/RDT_20250113_0235428625347217361145356.jpg?ex=6787b9d0&is=67866850&hm=bdd863e662fc6ddbc3f9c8cc19554341ef6e2be7c92611f01fba39d7b870e42a&

lmfao

bald ass elster

[drowsy steppe]

what are you drawing

[acoustic dune]

making a puppet

trying to recrate this