#zealot-class
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my infantry lasgun can one shot both types of rager to the head on vet
u know what really makes me THONK
I did a few recon grub matches and it was pretty enjoyable when it’s not spamming into a horde of poxxers and just making it living hell for any ranged unit to keep their head up
veteran can oneshot anything to the head that isn't making a healthbar at the top of the screen
why the fuck do so many melee weapons have a trash maniac adm while most ranged weapons have a stupidly high maniac adm
what melee has trash maniac
lol
evi
Literally every weapon I choose on non vet
rashad has good maniac damage on both heavies and lights now
Feels so bad on ogryn ripping open a ragers chest with a gigantic knife and he keeps swinging
I just sawed you in half die
nah thunderhammer maniac adm isnt great
if it oneshots every maniac
does it matter?
I noticed I took it last night and was struggling with groups of them
If you have hammerblow and skullcrusher it makes it easier
Heavies stagger them to the floor eventually
just use crusher with skullcrusher slaught lmao
bruh i am not putting hammerblow and skullcrusher on thammer
now I am sad
I just wanna hit people and make them fall down
And then slam a super hammer into their back and vaporize most of their body
It still does decent against bosses
"decent"
Just not as great
reminds me of that one zealot that flipped out on me
cause I asked if his thammer had thrust on it cause he was slamming into the boss doing barely any damage
I don't get on mic and start yelling at people in my games
and he just snapped "stfu censored don't question my build"
"ur not even killing anything"
so i typed out the scoreboard stats for kills/damage and he was in last place
and he rq
I only bring out the thunder hammer for monstrosity maelstroms
but you have skullcrusher hammerblow on it
Yeah
I can change it I just don't need to at the moment
Dodging and then fury charged attacks still work
And when I test it heavies and lights start knocking over bigger enemies which I like
May come as a surprise but I like to stick with my team as zealot
So knocking people over and applying skullcrusher still works
Or I could just bring the toothpick and shut my brain off
whatever
It's over for me anyway I've been discredited in the chat and now I have to leave in disgrace for my awful thunder hammer

if only there were some sort of weapon made to knock things over
Last night I was doing monstrosity maelstrom as a veteran and I got killed by a crusher in the first 5 minutes and the last guy alive died like 30 seconds later sliding at a trapper net with no other enemies and he started shit talking everyone for dying
then he brought up scoreboard mod damage and I just blocked him
Pls do
Ur literally playing like you are using a crusher maul
Just do that
If normal hammer build isn’t to your liking
Crusher has good boss damage
I just like it to be better against other enemies as well is all
I've used it like 4 times ever
It’s maelstroms i can go in with shredder evi
Then go ironhelm
With double strength
Ht slaughter
Is iron helm the dual side heavies
Or the one with a side and overhead heavy
I forgot the names
You can't be drinking at 11:52 am
Wait is the eviscerator bad
It’s mid
Target cap and struggling damage hurts it
Chaxe does the single target better but has enough stagger to compensate for it’s downsides
I tried revving then chaining to heavy overhead for big damage but it seems to break when I try it
Like either ghost hitting or just missing
Fart shart servers have been really bad lately
Ghost hits on snipers has killed me directly twice
tried to shoot a sniper two nights ago I saw the blood splat, heard the crunch, saw him flinch, but no hit marker or special enemy kill sound
Then he put a round between my eyes
I’ve lost wounds to pox hordes cause of desync making me swap back to my gun
And I’m spraying into a horde like an idiot instead of meleeing
Hell I had VOC
Refunded
7 times in a row consecutively once
they have to fix the net code. they fuggin have to
I have had devils claw parries not activate despite showing the animation before
Which has also gotten me killed
Always double tap parry button before trying to parry a mauler overhead
I actually massively fixed my frame drop issue
Consistent 70-80 FPS
Good maps 110
expecting dogs to behave properly in this game is the biggest mistake
i love how dogs are designed around you having zero ping but not snipers
dogs have styled on me with a 720° spin before pouncing sideways before
I’ve actually had a few matches lately where a sniper instantly sniped me
They will literally fake out who they are pouncing at
Maybe that is what happens to me because most of the time you can see the laser beam moving to you but yesterday I got sniped with no awareness I was getting zeroed in on
I went around a corner and boom
zang
Maybe he saw you through a chain link fence first
I think it’s seriously Fatshark being Fatshark
They seem to keep their zeroing progress when you break cover for a second
Probably but after playing vermintide 2 I'll take this games networking over that game's any day
Every fight in vermintide 2 I had to be doctor strange seeing into the future
Smacked into doggy
Brutal
have you ever been launched into the air by a poxburster and sniped/trapped
worst feeling ever
yes
Plogryn pushed you into that
Oh Lumii had a kinda similar situation
Void Shield push into Plogryn overhead
I've been trapped by a trapper who missed her target and I went flying directly through a crusher overhead
I’ve had a dog hard stagger me into a sniper shot
That sucked
elevation changes should stop sniper lock 😠
Right up to their death animation often rocketing them away
I watched one fly into the ceiling
alive
I think your best course of action should’ve been
i remember when dogs flying into space happened a lot more often
Wasn't a void shield boop, it was a knee.
Banx dodged it and it hit Lumii.
It's always tragic when a player evades something that then hits another player
trapper nets doing that is funny because people get hit then literally fly 20 meters away
Path getting overheaded twice by crushers in our Havoc 40 run
I believe I heard about that
Orcka was attempting to take agro of a crusher pack
Wrong place wrong time on the stairs
And second it was literally purg blinding him
Lmao
I'm not a super high tier player I have only beaten one 40 and have tried many times since then doing different builds on different classes
?
Purg and Trauma Bubbles are confirmed picks
hi can u in short describe your experiences levelling a new class
FOTF zealot is good if they aren’t stupid
Thanks
or in long detail i dont mind
I’m honestly considering Crusher DR FOTF on H40
why
Last 40 I did with thc I.... got crushered like 4 times
Cause I fucking can?
i wanna make a thread on the forum and bitch about levelling and the new player experience
ok
🫡
Make a thread on the forum about how woke the game is
shut up
Woketide…
mods dye his ferrets purple
ez
Get on the sm2 discord
i dont own sm2
And post that they should add Gate Crushers for pride month
no librarian no buy sorry woketide....
🚬
No libraries

DT has a library?
Blanking on the mission name
archivum
I know it’s throneside archivum sycorax
Archivum Sycorax
I think its Archivum Sycorax
SMH
where were you people when the devs were doing the mission name game
had some fuckers guess it in .1s
Put Rannick on the mourningstar so i can bother him
I think it would be funny if we got to throw grimoires at Rannick.
dorn disappointing me
I need to do what I did in destiny 2 and just bother the vendors I want to fuck love
classic dorn moment
sm2 discord ban speedrun what time?
Prob not a ban
i had naked on ogryn for like a week but didnt know you could use the mod to not lose it
I read sm2 a couple times and I was thinking of the call of duty modded client and not space marine 2 and i was very confused
who do i have to sell my soul to to get new shirtless
Brother do not post that shit.
frown
Most of the vendors in d2 are buff muscular men.
Angry
I do not want to think about buff muscular men in a sexual manner.
I agree with this, I think!
why not?
beloved psyker voice is best voice in the game
Not my flavor of gay.
Cause frog is a chud Ainz
He doesn’t appreciate male physique
Think of the joints and parts that would pinch...
i dont believe you
I am a guardian, I can regenerate.
i do miss spamming ogryn revive voicelines on german psyker sometimes
up you come ogryn...
Well yeah, but I don't think it would feel particularly good
there are elites in the throng
I’ve done my duties to cause chaos
No such thing as pleasure without pain.
TARGET ZHE ELITES
Goes nuclear the moment a good blight main shows up
try spamming heard horde voicelines on beloved psyker
ZHERE ARE ELITES AMOUNG THEM
dbd players avoiding women checks out tho
But you have one without the other for certain moments!
Blight coming in at the speed of sound like a fucking ballistic missile to absolutely decimate your spine:
The seer is such a delight
Male seer has the best vent line.
Like, yknow, holding hands with a beautiful woman, perhaps
If I could have it be the only one he does I would make it so.
(It's the mad cackling)
the shield is failing dont yell at me
waiter waiter!
more: girls kissing please 😄
Look man I played Knight for the very short period of time I played
Knight was a fun concept ruined by swf.
I love fucking with people via mind games
As are all fun killers.
Trapper is great fun if the swf isn't actively dripping with sweat.
But then, yknow, some asshole decides to run a map with red string and follow you around disarming everything like it's his job so you HAVE to run addons.
Or you get 4 brand new parts and genrushed to hell so you have no way of setting up.
I HATE swf.
Dredge players on there way to get completely fucked by locker RNG
I'm gonna do some funny things today
Huntress but only because tall lady 
Trickster being a more annoying Huntress
Die.
Every fucking huntress I ever run into is running the glass head addon and I want to kms when playing against that.
Gonna reverse engineer some mods and source code for the express purpose of having a button to say "Sorry, but you deserved it!" whenever someone runs ahead and dies
I don’t run glass head
I run the fox charm because its a cute fox charm
Im a simple creature
Was funny staring at him coming and spamming the skill check button so I can fail on purpose (functionally immortal)
Well in red lobbies 9/10 times you get a huntress, she's running glass head.
inv me
She might only get one axe, but it's a 1tap.
You’re going to be chased for a solid 20 seconds by the jailer
And you’re going to enjoy it
Knight DBD
Anyway dbd is just a shitty fucking game and I hate all the people that actively enjoy it.
long ass loadscreen
Cool concept
im feeling gassy...
It unfortunately breeds the most toxic mindset
Incredible perhaps?
Devs cannot balance swf at all and players sweat their fucking testicles completely off because they cannot fathom taking a break from being shitlords.
Like it's really easy to balance swf for setup killers.
Remove red string, remove brand new part.
Done and dusted.
me doing funni 8m terror radius Myers tier 2 build
Nah we out here terror radius maxxing.

getting several gen yanks a game
what egg means
Incredible gassy gameplay
"heart pressure check!" YOINK
You will not be able to exist without hearing chase music in my lobby when I am doctor.
You WILL be insane
You WILL NOT get a moments peace
I AM EVERYWHERE
there is no way in hell the combination of that works correctly
You will hear a heartbeat if you are at all within the match
Fuck you suffer
Doctor gameplay
Yeah that's the point, doctor is so fun.
ok does nothing but gens the entire time, never sees the killer, leaves
Doctor is actually my favorite killer outside of trapper and wraith.
Makes sense
I dont like dlc killers that much.
Huntress is alright because I don't use glass head.
Plague is annoying.
I dont see how people like her.
Pig and leatherface are both tunnelers.
Their kits are just designed that way.
damn, my thumb is itchy
scratch it
damn
scratch
repeat about 5 more times
my thumb is bleeding now
What the heck man
weak skin
put your thumb in my mouth
Thin skin
I mean what.
GO TO SLEEP
Okie
Anyways the joke is Mike Pence related @grizzled aspen
?
Don’t to spite him
^
No, his ass needs to sleep or I'm not calling him a good boy.

So which comment is making you post this?
The thumb one or the good boy one?
Except for Otzdarva
He's a gem
Me when I get ahold of @fleet zealot
Otz is cool, ig.
Mainly the good boy one
I hate the game but I love watching him
The thumb one is like, whatever I've heard much worse from my own partner
And not meant as jokes
Why do they do that on the thing?
I loved otz ds3 streams
Listen, if he's a good boy, I might point my trauma staff at him every now and then to get ragers away from him.
Trauma staff 🤢
I used to watch his DS2 videos
Would you rather me give him trauma the other way? :3
Back when he went for hitless speedrun
Barrel him
Why nyat
But I dont barrel him in havocs.
Just went peepee
Hes my good little book slave and keeps nasty elites from getting close to me. :3
Can't be barreling him, he's far more useful alive.
I really wish that I could have a weapon that doesn't need to reload on psyker that isn't a staff
Sword
Something like plasma where the magazine is just so stupid huge
Oh you meant a gun
Ferrets can bald with age
Sword is good but I can't handle 10 dreg Ragers at once in melee (with a FGS)
They look very skinly
Give boltgun to psyker.
Post one
I must scriers and obliterate a boss in one mag.
frown
Wanna bet?
dies
Don't frown at me.
If I can find the perfect choke point
It’s cursed tho
special attack
But I played a match yesterday where the only two fucking elites were Ragers and Gunners
It was so aids
The director was on some shit.

Every fucking horde, 5+ Ragers
Doesnt fgs PA combo fuck over ragers tho
That was my last havoc. All gunners and ragers with a bulwark or reaper mixed in.
And you outrange them if you pace your dodges properly
One time I went into an ambient spawn area, 3 Ragers
Literally 10 feet away
Next ambient area
3 more
Then AGAIN
AFTER THAT
10 shotgunners
All of these in the span of like, a single room
I love fighting shotgunners with fgs, it's so fun to cleave them all in one warp slash.
Truth
Btw max damage you can buff your slash with outside of a crit and perfectionism is 130%.
Shotgunners when I put my silly little wall in front of them and they fall over
I’d love a detailed guide on how the director works
Hey y'all what are some of the best blessings for the bolt gun?
Puncture + Shattering Impact
The snipers absolutely obliterated me doing this mission the gas is tolerable at times but damn the fucking snipers

You'll know when waves of snipers spawn they have a sound cue
When you hear that get ready for some fun
sniper mode is throwing knife target practice
Or how fast you can switch to range
And flick
need darktide aimtrainer map
I got a clip of me running through a hallway against like 10 snipers
I can't find it rn
most of my clips are stuff like this
Peak rashuns.
or this
Homeboys spine was relocated into a different body after that wall hit
Constipation plate
Razor sword 🗡️ smackinnnn
overhead train ran on me
i wish there was a crossbow
i had relic blade and bolt pistol
It’s especially fucking painful when they aren’t focusing you
Then they decide too
And corner you immediately
somehow didnt wipe after that either
To many times this has happened with crusher trains
So I immediately try to find an open area
What grenade do you run
just raw dogging two whole potatoes ok then
Shredders normally but this happens when
I’m out of VOC or Shredders
Typically in this situation I spam shredders to at least soften them up
Because Im already dead
(Powersword cries)
Guys - there is a weapon swap bug right?
I swear I get stuck swapping weapons, but I don't pay attention to bugs etc. so want to make sure im not goign crazy, Its been so bad recently.
I failed a clutch last night bc my vet just WOULDN'T swap to his melee when shit got hot and i took a bunch of dmg i shouldn't of, I react to and press '1' and nothing happens. Seesm to be worse in combat, or if im actively shooting/reloading/adsing with ranged weapon. When combat isn't hot and I try it, it lets me swap whenever.
but as soon as combat picks up it tends to stick for me, and really messes with my flow and safty of getting my melee out to avoid hits.
This isn't just me and is a bug, right?
no bug just shit servers
and shit netcode
🚬
meh, same difference.
I swear I will press the '1' key to go to melee TEN TIMES somewtimes
and it simply will not swap
to melee unless i stop everythign im doing, take my hands off buttons and then do it
which is obviouslly bullshit in higher tier matches/auric/havoc
Could possibly be a skill issue, shaky hands in stressful situations is common
nah lmao
I've done charge spamming my bolter pistol cus the switch to melee didn't come out.
im pressing swap weapon and its not doing it reliably quite often
Ive had it happen like twice
I've had melee not come out when intended a few times but I typically blame that on me
happened to me last night at least half a dozen times
or more
and it was REALLY noticeable
like spamming the fucking button
Huh
I cut them and put butter, salt, and pepper in them.
Are there certain actions that make it so you can't swap weapons?
which had me questioning if the ranged weapon im using wasnt allowing me to swap while reloading, or ADSing, or actively firiing.
so then i tested it and it should work despite adsing, firing, reloading
but just wont in the heat of battle often
oh i may try this ty
it's just a feature
you gotta get the mod to fix this
kinda a cringe feature in such a case
Weird I never noticed it
reading the mod, so its specific frames will block the swap input when doing certain actions?
but then othertimes im doing that same action and it swap normally
which makes me think its an issue and not intended, if only very specific frames block it if you happen to press it during those frames
maybe not entirely intended. could be a degree of latency causing it to seem unpredictable or inconsistent
Yeah netcode is an art not a science, so inputs can be lost at even moderate pings
ya, i have a lot of time in the game and its happened to me before, but never so bad as the last few days. last night it happened to me so much it had me questioning how the game worked and testing when I could swap and not
despite having 3k hours and being able to solo aurics, i was questioning basic mechanics bc it wasnt working like it should lmao
I think the game's netcode is trash and absolutely must be fixed ASAP. it's such a severe problem
It being cross platform does not help
that's probably why it's so borked. Hopefully means that now that ps5 is done and out they can work on fixing the netcode
Thing is if xbone servers, steam servers, fatshark, or sony servers have issues or any of the connections between them
Game will shit itself
even so they clearly gotta move to a more clientside hit detection method. it's odd that a coop game is so respecting of the server despite not even having anticheat
it's turned off
Ah loo
and it doesn't seem like they'll bring it back, though idk
No wonder I havent had any problems with it
people barely cheat in darktide
EAC is hyper cringe. can't even play 2 EAC games at once
and the servers are quite cheatproof
Are they?
havent seen anyone able to cheat in materials or oneshots
that's probably why there's so many ghost hits
no
does bhopping through fire do anything
Matters on the fire type
Flamer pack or barrel
Yea you can avoid it
Tox pack or bomber and flamer flames
it helps especially if you bunny hop on its border and get out of it asap
No
And air strafing does nothing
rare tox flamer w 
Basically if it’s a barrel or scab flamer pack that detonated you can bhop through it cause it’s small flames not large ones
best you'll get is the weird slide upwards that stairs can do sometimes
or dodging off of elevated things
Surfing next
if fs wanted to have good movement in their game we'd have rocket jump by now
The ogryn about to rumbler jump and do a branx overhead directly onto a singular poxwalker:
Captain Wolfer watching in awe as the showstopper flamer zealot explosive jumps from an elite and FOTF kills the BON
Fatshark, please make t4 showstopper be 100%.
Flamer already murders literally everything you point it at, just make it funner to do.
Nah, that shit looks goofy and is annoying to actually have to do all the time
slide-spams away
Real driller hours
What ranged weapon do you like to use with the relic?

Tbh
Whatever
The Sword does everything already
I am trying other weapons just to get a break from the bolter
Well I do have a soft spot for the combat shotguns
Which one?
Agripina as of lately
A grippy?
Agri autogun.
When the sword gets too hot, I just swap and start taking heads off and abusing dod.
They told me to get a grip, I said nah
db
literally cant go wrong with that
Is it still the one with low rof and high DMG?
Yes.
You can 2shot all shooters with headshots.
Iirc it's 37 rounds a mag so do the math.
Opening salvo + ?
Dumdum
the range on the db is kinda crazy
Yeah I like the db... Especially with dod
its year 41k and the double barrel shotgun is still one of the most effective weapons
cant mess with perfection i guess
now if it fired slug bolter rounds thatd be a different story
its braced mode would fire both at once
Infantry Autoguns don't have OpSal
They do have SusFire and PuSalvo
why are they called auto guns
But like if you're going to burst fire then get a vigilant
Could probably go crazy with headhunter and IJ
Ahh yeah that's the hh
Has anyone figured out the blessings for the relic blade?
I have tried rampage syphon
Leakage Rampage
It works. Also rampage wrath.
I missed having visualizers
Welcome back 2005
speedrunnners are funny
elaborate
joins mission
runs to the end
does nothing
here I am just afk
wasting his time
cant leave without me
LOL
Slowrunners 😦
alright, time to queue up for a quick lil auric game...
Gloriana 
Just started using the duelling sword, didn’t under stand why everyone used it but now I’m like
me when the busted weapon is busted
massive oof on getting gloriana x.x
beheadings are in order
Eh
Just slap the lights cleave on the wrist
the plasma vet speedrunner
trying to make a mod to let me change weapons mid mission
yeah a modder created it by accident
neither am i
ok so now you can change weapons mid mission and quick rejoin to update it, just need to get it updating in mission
im in MMT atm
should work public too yeah
yeah solos always worked but now it works online too
well im using the disconnect mod to rejoin afteri update inventory
switched from chainaxe to combat axe to crusher
Zealot furries of the order
What are you looking forward to in 2025?
Or hoping for
For Darktide
Well it's not that much a problem if you can use it only with many more try
New talent trees
i mean mmt still joins online missions lol
Balance patch
Yeah but you use it to run missions that are not on the board most of the time
So it's mostly with a premade, no?
all the mod lets me do is update my inventory then rejoin to apply the update
i mostly play with premade yea
I was like that, once
Trickle down economics likers when they realize the only thing that trickles down is my piss on Reagan's grave
Why yes, the people already being greedy with their wealth will certainly play nicer when we make it even easier for them to hoard wealth 
I am surrounded by troglodytes
Hoping for poweraxe
I'm pretty sure that wealth disparity was lower then than it is now, at least in america
Any day now
The trickle will come down
Reagannomics
Lol
This conversation is purely economics and not political in the slightest
main issue with playing martyr is dying from 1 barrel from a teammate
Barrel them first
Hj
Reality is i just avoid them or pop them first if i plan to go in
If there's anyones voice i trust its soingyboob /j
Then again i lean towards autoguns that have the ammo to spare 2 bullets on a barrel
Yes unfortunately because the government has repeatedly done and not done things that favor the upper class, allowing the wealth disparity to grow 
I'm happy to be the voice of this community 🦸♂️
your late to the politcal debates by a couple months there pal
It's okay, if I make a big enough fuss and threaten people with my pilitical power I can do whatever I want 
#ogryn-class -type question
oh yeah thats my voiceline mod lol
its cause its trying to activate voicelines in main menu
Are you using zealot chat as a call text chat
That makes more sense
starts speaking in Morse code
What would a good crusher build look like?
Like every zealot build 
On the weapon itself you want skullcrusher and slaughterer IIRC
Skullcrusher slaughter
Pick ur keystone cause the above path is identical
Alright, ty
You can run either martyr or IJ with it, dont run piety.
You cant really have scourge uptime because anything you hit with a crit will likely get 1tapped.
Slaught has absolutely made crusher a BP weapon
Crusher 2shot
Bulwark could prob be 3 shot if you play it right
Oh really? Neat development
the crusher crushing crushers
So cara/unyield?
Oh and fotf change being a slight buff to crusher iirc
fuckin scam account messaging me because i talked about comming art here yesterday
😭
Troo
Im just eating tacos with my granma
i should kill people with hammers...
I once got someone who tried asking me if I needed a commission and I was like, not really, but I'll do a simple shitpost because the work looked cheap and it was certainly something that would be cheap if you saw their work
Like $70 is what they said
I tried job searching. Every one on the front page of google was a scam leading to a different unofficial website or literally “virus” lock up web pages
The internet is ruined
are backstabs supposed to be unintuitive? there doesn't seem to be a visual, audio cue, or crosshair and/or animation change to let me know if I got a backstab or not
The internet is cooked we need to make a new one
I had one message me because I had mentioned paying aquilas for certain cosmetics
Like 15 bots
Over a year
protip: stop running shartfield and you dont have to worry about backstabs
:)
It's a little bit unintuitive ye
And the inferior IoD
(backstab CDR)
what build do you recommend
backstab CDR is so ass
literally anything else
just check pins you'll find something
I've checked out a few builds, book/chorus seems easy enough
Martyrs purpose is the best node in the game
I also wanna knock out penances, which is another reason I'm asking about backstabs
please do not lie to noobs
Ok you are right
it just makes things more annoying to deal with down the line
if you add the highlighted line to the modular_menu_buttons_settings file you can have the operative button in the pause menu so you can change inventory weapons then use disconnect/reconnect mod to apply the changes without risking a random taking your spot
lol yeah, this community is interesting. lots of conflicting opinions on what's considered meta
Shroudfield is worse Infiltrate change my mind
that's because it is
Martyrs purpose is one of the unambiguous ones, its bad
^
you take damage
to get cooldown reduction
that is just bad
and it's not like even a good amount of CDR either
alrighty I'll take note to avoid that node
And to be clear there is no way to regain this health, so it doesnt loop
I'm not really into the martydom playstyle anyway though so I guess it's no issue
You only go down that tree to get martyrdom or thr 10% attack speed node
Holy revenant and restoring faith
Both work
But it still sucks
Those are closer to 1 time things in my book (not looping)
Conflicting opinions are violently euthanized :^)
Anyway, fotf is fun because you rush and bonk things
And have wild cooldown reduction with blazing piety
RF technically loops itself but yea
It should really just be a small amount of melee damage done or include toughness damage taken (but then the number would have to be nerfed so zealot can’t theoretically go infinite)
Or just leave it as is and gut all the other cdr options into the dirt
Not just any damage it has to be health damage
Acting like most martyr players won’t instantly jump into a fire barrel to get to 1 wound within 15 seconds of the mission starting
yea
yeah
couldnt update mid mission but rejoining is quick still
I feel like martyrdom is one of those things you shouldn't really be trying to proc on purpose
you cant keep posting this
It is
Because you get tankier at low health toughness wise
well yeah but like
why are you tryna waste hp like that my good fellow
We do recommend letting chip damage accumulate
God I played this game at an anime convention and pissed off so many fgc prople
ainz did you say there was new shirtless mod
You're safer with tdr and more damage/aspd than you are with more hp
i just barrel myself at the start
ok chip damage, sure, what the hell
Yeah accumulate
I'm the only non-masochistic martydom player here
@plush estuary
Instead of getting overheaded
There was a new clientside one a few weeks ago (just use FTD at that point)
so thats how he has hat
tbf that's just me being a dumbass
ah ok ty
red barrel is the safest way to get martyrdom stacks
No losing toughness, just hits hp directly
ye
i'll just trigger one and fight in it
No, you dont force martyrdom on purpose.
It happens naturally.
nah having it happen naturally is more dangerous
in any situation where it drops naturally, you drop way more toughness in combat than you would normally with martyrdom tdr
making you more vulnerable
But I want to shoot the red barrel and stand in the fire
Prefereably if its on a bridge
And my allies are right next to it
Hello screaming mushroom
So we can all martyrdom together
and the attack speed/damage you get from having martyr stacks earlier genuinely makes you safer
Funniest way to get martyrdom stacks is sliding on goo
Anyway I dont play martyrdom
it's not only a "killing more is safer" thing but also the aspd is also more stagger
You use red barrels for martyrdom stacks, I use them as free transportation/relocation
We are not the same
Because I lack wounds
Same bro same
Mutants, more like buses
see this guy gets it
Beast of nurgle, a limousine
Funny how often mutants will willingly save you from bad situations
The fire makes me feel alive
well in most cases
being low hp martyrdom is pretty safe anyways
until death gives you a nice safety net, and you have really high toughness dr
Had this happen once but it was by two snipers at once in Chasm Logi mid event
gahdamn
My funniest wombo is still mutant->flamer->other mutant-> other flamer-> other mutant->flamer->frame perfect trapper net->flamer
Then picked up and mutied off of the map
Noobeth
Y !!!
Y U KILL
This combo made me want to krill my shelf
Thammer 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Kill him ! ! !
Me lookin at ur bolter the whole clip
I KNOW
See he gets it
can party finder work so I can leech off of 30s please
It was a skill issue fs but annoying
We should kill all Thammer users!!!!
STOPPP STOPP 
Should be instantly accepted with the H40 Havoc Forged lmao
I pinged you with something
U an a/b/o fan
I thought it was the full clip but right after that I got flamer'd to death
Grr i hate furriez..
In cspawn grab
LMAO
the only party finder available was an H40 and I've seen it get instantly filled 3 times now
?
H40 STILL GETTING DENIED
what u want
U Hateth me .
Yeah I do Stinkatrices
ok
I hate you
anyways what u want cica
im busy looking at jeans cuz none of mine fuckin fit me anymore
Erm
Question, if I'm playing revolver and the left side keystone already triggers (No extra modifiers) how many stacks of surgical I need for a bullet to be a guaranteed crit?
Get new jeanz noobe
i know
that is the plan
my hips and ass got too fat for my old ones 😭 even tho my waistline aint changed...
The other day I went out for breakfast and had to walk past FOUR officers seated at the same table
Is guaranteed crit a thing outside of specific circumstances
Urg...
I know a lot of games let u get to like 95%
6 or 7 iirc even without keystones
Uh so it jumps from 8 to 6 or 7 aig Ill take it, sounds nice, thanks
We get it.. ziiiigh..
Get women's jeans
Or dont they don't have pockets
Sometimes they dont
For those hip inclined they r better
Jeans feel too restrictive for me ngl
Wear shorts year round
Cuz my legs look weirdz
It uniform or shorts
I like my legz,, i worked vry hard n long on them ,,
Shorts r so peak ,,
I got like big patch of freckles on my leg and it look like a skin disease or som shit
Im guilty
Cargo pants too, green ones
Jorts
green sounds
rock those jorts
yucky
Im lucky
I dont have freckles on my legs
All same tan color
Default human skin tone 3
Ur consequences have actions is something that a lolcow i watch said recently
And it's my new fav phrase
So good stan wouldn’t disassemble them and eat them in a bowl
Blocked
U my opposition .
You’re stupid I hope you explode
I hatez lolcow culture
I loooooove lolcow culture
everyone should kiss and make up
They're nice slop entertainment
Gay
LMFAO
I need to know where this is from
RIP norm
Yeah colonel sanders
What does gorm mean
dang i was able to recognize a random comedian ive never really watched just by his pixelated face. kinda goated

Wait, im exploded
Wouldnt u like 2 know
Gormless boy
Bet u dont even know what aplomb means
Nyohohoho...
I’m not surprised she’d say that
here
i fix
Don't call me out mf.
Thunder and lightning don't look good in jeans.
I love Dr phosphorus
Funny way of calling yourself fat ig
Im not fat, I just have giant thighs.
You tend to get those when you used to be fat.
evil video
this is what the anti vaxxers think normal people are like
Lmfao
Dr Fauccu
Faucci
Bring us vaccines
Bumbumbum
i like the original image of this cuz the dude has two tongues for no reason


