we laugh about it still actually
#zealot-class
hard nexus
there was a period a couple years ago where he had feelings for me
which i handled terribly
which led to us not talking for about
8 months
but we're cool now
love that guy...
no matter how fuckass his bf is
(i do NOT like his partner)
grizzled aspen
You probably know this already but he went and executed those feelings like a soviet officer executes POWs.
hard nexus
(they r ugly and weird)
sterile basalt
which i handled terribly
Damn
hard nexus
You probably know this already but he went and executed those feelings like a so...
the feelings were more like
fakeish
because it was a pretty bad time in his life
so it was like
desperation
he had feelings for 3 other of my friends
within like
grizzled aspen
Oh, that's rough.
hard nexus
2 months
grizzled aspen
Man was in the trenches.
spare dome
what a fool. having feelings. dumb move.
hard nexus
real
grizzled aspen
Good, I hope he is happy.
stone fern
lost all urge to play the game tbh
grizzled aspen
I'm not. :)
hard nexus
serious
hard nexus
lost all urge to play the game tbh
LMFAO
median steeple
mfs be cool and mysterious until a baddie calls them good boy or good girl istg
grizzled aspen
lost all urge to play the game tbh
HOLY TROLLED
hard nexus
mfs be cool and mysterious until a baddie calls them good boy or good girl istg
yeah speak for yourself
median steeple
I shall contain the freak
grizzled aspen
mfs be cool and mysterious until a baddie calls them good boy or good girl istg
I stg if I got called a good boy I might break down in tears.
hard nexus
freak it out
hexed igloo
plucky gate
grizzled aspen
what is that
The pain.
median steeple
freak it out
not in here
Holy shit
you can put stickers and messages at the same time now
sterile basalt
This? I don't even have GW
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/48711086450409...
Do u wanna test GW breakpoints then 
plucky gate
no
median steeple
in replies
sterile basalt
drowsy steppe
mfs be cool and mysterious until a baddie calls them good boy or good girl istg
uhm
yes
🙂
hexed igloo
mfs be cool and mysterious until a baddie calls them good boy or good girl istg
The bad bitch I pulled by being autistic and weird
hard nexus
not in here
boooooo
grizzled aspen
THE PAIN but i still draw breath....
Indeed, there is blood in my veins and air in my chest, I can suffer more before breaking.
stone fern
bruh how do i play heavy sword marty
hexed igloo
The bad bitch I pulled by being just a lil guy
stone fern
i cant pick IoD with sustained assault AND twbs
grizzled aspen
The same way you play rashad marty, but less dumb.
hard nexus
being respectful and not looking like a desperate dummy
me n the goth girl i pulled by being normal and not weird as fuck
stone fern
The same way you play rashad marty, but less dumb.
no rashad doesnt need twbs
hard nexus
also having actual interests that align with goth women
hexed igloo
My #1 dating advice is "be normal"
grizzled aspen
My #1 dating advice is listen to your friends about red flags.
hexed igloo
That's #2
grizzled aspen
Rose colored glasses can't be taken off by yourself.
stone fern
fuck it no cdr
hexed igloo
She's real to me
hearty nebula
it is a federal agent manipulating you
grizzled aspen
I knew women werent real already, theyre all government agents.
hard nexus
my #1 dating advice is to take your meds
my dating advice is to rip out her wires
hexed igloo
Goth girl
punch hole in chest
wires?
median steeple
gulp is that, your wires?
grizzled aspen
If: wires
Then: CLANG CLANG CLANG
(I am dismantling the robot)
hexed igloo
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
(I love robots)
hard nexus
gulp is that, your wires?
LMFAO
hard nexus
meeeee
runic grotto
btw how's the push attack on relic blades?
hard nexus
lost all urge to play the game tbh
pale spindle
> Goth girl
> punch hole in chest
>wires?
I need to ask, but why are the people who say: "I want a thick goth GF" always look like this?
runic grotto
Do I actually use it or if I can should I push and then do the normal combo
hexed igloo
I need to ask, but why are the people who say: "I want a thick goth GF" always l...
Iunno, probably just porn addiction
I look like that but dressed like a thawed emo boy
pale spindle
Iunno, probably just porn addiction
TRUUUUU
acoustic dune
that was assailing
i still remenber the anger i got there
drowsy steppe
btw how's the push attack on relic blades?
mk2's PA can be a good starting chain into the heavy > heavy > light sweep combo
hard nexus
mk2's PA can be a good starting chain into the heavy > heavy > light sweep combo
heavy light
not heavy heavy light
grizzled aspen
Mk2 PA chains into h1 or l3, and both of those chain into h2, then back into l3.
twin wagon
grizzled aspen
I'm going to rip off your limbs.
drowsy steppe
runic grotto
Or just PA > light heavy loop
grizzled aspen
Actually, no, I'm just going to let you blow off your wrist with the cylinder gap.
drowsy steppe
PA > H1 > H2 > L3
sterile basalt
btw how's the push attack on relic blades?
Very good
Mk10 has a single target orientated push attack that can break rager combo when energized, and it allows u to swap between single target & horde clear combos depending on the attack u chain into
Mk2’s PA is more horde control and can’t swap combos but it can stagger ragers that aren’t in combo
hexed igloo
runic grotto
Mk2's PA can kickstart a horde clear combo and that's very nice
grizzled aspen
Very good
Mk10 has a single target orientated push attack that can break rager c...
Mk2 PA can go into l3, l2, and that goes into single target and is quite fast.
sterile basalt
Mk2 PA can go into l3, l2, and that goes into single target and is quite fast.
I meant as in, it doesn’t directly chain into single target
runic grotto
Mk2 PA can go into l3, l2, and that goes into single target and is quite fast.
why even do PA?
sterile basalt
Takes a few attacks to get there
runic grotto
Why not just l1 l2 heavy single target
drowsy steppe
you can just
sterile basalt
Whereas mk10 can immediately swap combo
drowsy steppe
Push > light
grizzled aspen
why even do PA?
Because I'm staggering chaff around what I want to hit.
drowsy steppe
not push attacking
drowsy steppe
Push > L2 > H3 > H4 or other single target variation
runic grotto
Because I'm staggering chaff around what I want to hit.
why
median steeple
https://tenor.com/view/shark-bite-shark-bite-gif-26736927
runic grotto
Push > l2 > heavy loop
runic grotto
Push > L2 > H3 > H4 or other single target variation
yes
grizzled aspen
^^^
drowsy steppe
maybe you do need to do the PA
grizzled aspen
9/10 times I do need the PA because theres chaff on either side of the crusher I want to uppercut.
runic grotto
That's already like 5 times more complex than mk X
which is what I liked about mk x
runic grotto
I also hated the bretonian whatever sword in vermintide 2
Combos? The fuck is that???
F + lmb lmb lmb lmb
grizzled aspen
Alright we gotta kill you now.
runic grotto
You ain't getting near my while I'm spamming lmb and swinging my MK X wildly
opaque island
sterile basalt
I thought sisters of battle are trained from orphans in schola progenium
copper hawk
They besmirched this image w goonerisms..
The original artist is vry pawesome..
I 4get their name..
opaque island
here is more goonerism
copper hawk
Frown
grizzled aspen
Chat, I think we should kill this guy.
opaque island
please do
opaque island
i shared the zealot one because it is much less gooner htan the others
copper hawk
Lmfak
Im an inch taller than this person's perfect zealot waifu
The little victories r what makes life worth livin..
opaque island
the only one im taller than is the ratling gf
copper hawk
grizzled aspen
The sister of battle is more my speed.
There's something strangely comforting knowing who will deliver you the Emperor's Mercy.
hexed igloo
People are fucking stupid
This thing being fixed bc it's fucking winter lmao
I be seeing people like "erm why did the fire burn all the houses but none of the trees"
grizzled aspen
Here's a thought, California, maybe get rid of your fucking eucalyptus trees?
(Eucalyptus propagates by self immolation)
hard nexus
I be seeing people like "erm why did the fire burn all the houses but none of th...
i’ve seen people say that about the roads
hexed igloo
Bro, crazy concept trees are living and are full of fucking water
hard nexus
(Eucalyptus propagates by self immolation)
i do that too
copper hawk
(Eucalyptus propagates by self immolation)
They are
hexed igloo
Have none of these fuckers ever tried burning wet wood
copper hawk
I volunteered to get my intermediate fellers cert by cutting down eucs
acoustic dune
here is more goonerism
ey ik that artist
copper hawk
There's two species of eucs and they're hellishly invasive
It's economically unviable to remove them all there's just so many
And they're both tremendous fire hazards as well as ecosystem nutrient sinks
acoustic dune
what is cica babbling about
grizzled aspen
"Economically unviable" as if cali's governor doesn't piss away money left and right.
copper hawk
They release tannins into the soil to kill off the undergrowth and nearby competition
hexed igloo
(Eucalyptus propagates by self immolation)
Be Australia
California wants trees
give them millions of eucalyptus
forget to mention they produce flammable oil
copper hawk
Tannins are the same stuff in acorns that make them toxic and taste like shit
copper hawk
"Economically unviable" as if cali's governor doesn't piss away money left and r...
Byeah
California is in a rough spot ,,
grizzled aspen
You'd create an unholy amount of jobs ridding Cali of eucalyptus.
copper hawk
The Palisades fire is supposedly to have started as a brush fire
grizzled aspen
And even more by replacing the ecosystem in said wake.
copper hawk
No one would pay for it
And there already are jobs that do that
But no one wants them
Cuz they pay like shit
I know because I did it in my off time while in the Army
For free lmfao
hexed igloo
I made good money just ripping ragwort and thistles out of farmland clearing eucalyptus and replanting normal, not evil trees would be greag
frozen kernel
Paying for a public works project that would benefit everyone? Not in my America 😤
stone fern
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iGiPb13HiiaPDvihk?invite=c...
real
hexed igloo
Paying for a public works project that would benefit everyone? Not in my America...
My tax dollars not going to nuking a third world country? What the fuck do I pay tax for?
frozen kernel
Mooo
grizzled aspen
Paying for a public works project that would benefit everyone? Not in my America...
No, 2 trillion dollars in foreign aid instead!
visual stream
"Economically unviable" as if cali's governor doesn't piss away money left and r...
And yet decided to defund firefighting by $17.5 million right before the fires
hexed igloo
Hell yeah we love prison slave labour
grizzled aspen
Even worse, most of said foreign aid goes to countries that hate us.
visual stream
The state that is always on fire should have a weak firefighting force, this is very intelligent
hexed igloo
Slavery is bad unless they're incarcerated
Or foreigners
Or you just don't like them
stone fern
3,5 mil and ill finish docket shop
frozen kernel
And yet decided to defund firefighting by $17.5 million right before the fires
Reminds me of Texas neglecting an upgrade for their archaic grid right before a massive snowstorm
The grid which is still unchanged
grizzled aspen
Reminds me of Texas neglecting an upgrade for their archaic grid right before a ...
Twice.
hexed igloo
I love that one side of murica is frozen solid and the other side is literal hell
stone fern
Even worse, most of said foreign aid goes to countries that hate us.
thats sad now pay 2947 trillion dollars to X
frozen kernel
I love that one side of murica is frozen solid and the other side is literal hel...
I hadn’t thought about this lmao I’m thankful to be frozen
stone fern
I love that one side of murica is frozen solid and the other side is literal hel...
does flint have clean water yet?
hexed igloo
does flint have clean water yet?
Give it 15 more years and a few more trillion $
You fix your water when you feel like it flint
stone fern
Give it 15 more years and a few more trillion $
damn maybe 27636489 trillion to walakia would solve it
hexed igloo
Also speaking of water quality
It abhors me that your guys water quality is so dogshit (us in general)
stone fern
um
copper hawk
No, 2 trillion dollars in foreign aid instead!
Im fine w dat..
More money 2 Ukraine..
stone fern
It abhors me that your guys water quality is so dogshit (us in general)
you guys'*
hexed igloo
Here in nz you can pull water out of any faucet, be it in your house or on the street and it's perfectly drinkable
lament blaze
It abhors me that your guys water quality is so dogshit (us in general)
its not?
copper hawk
Im all for the destruction of Russia party ,,
opaque island
Corpse starch is more ur speed
here's the corpse starch gf
hearty nebula
Goals fr
kind hedge
Heavy sword MK 9 no longer a goat?
stone fern
More money 2 Ukraine..
solar gorge
Im all for the destruction of Russia party ,,
runic grotto
Heavy sword MK 9 no longer a goat?
was it ever?
lament blaze
water quality is fine in vast majority of areas
ive been to moe places in the EU with garbage tap water tbh
hexed igloo
its not?
My mate who lives in California has to pull his shower head off every week or so to clear out fucking pebbles from it?????
runic grotto
Never used it much outside of a fotf spam build with old invocation
stone fern
here's the corpse starch gf
why are they so big...
THEYRE FOR OGRYN
hexed igloo
He lives in fucking LA
lament blaze
LA is the anus of US
hexed igloo
What do you mean major city has fucking rocks in the water
copper hawk
My mate who lives in California has to pull his shower head off every week or so...
Cuz it's pumped from Imperial county
By the two rich tech hippy boomers who make the POM drink
copper hawk
They sell privately owned water to the govt to be distributed to us
Fucking evil and vile
Ooooh i hate rich old people
Oooooh
OOOOOOB
JIE93FJP3JFOWBRO2BFBW
hexed igloo
I've literally never cleaned a shower head in my life you just don't need to here, it's something you do like after 50yrs of using it
lament blaze
"US is terrible LA [insert literally anything about LA here]"
hexed igloo
"US is terrible LA [insert literally anything about LA here]"
I've just heard nothing in particular good about LA lmao
grizzled aspen
"US is terrible LA [insert literally anything about LA here]"
The US is terrible, California literally shuffles cards legalized knowingly spreading stds in 2017.
hearty nebula
got juked by strategium cutscene
stone fern
speaking of DARKTIDE
hearty nebula
killing myself
hexed igloo
Why do people even live there
opaque island
>why are they so big...
>THEYRE FOR OGRYN <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
Im pretty sure its against lore but there's this too
grizzled aspen
Im pretty sure its against lore but there's this too
Do not the ogryn.
stone fern
why the fuck isnt twbs part of of zealot passive?
lament blaze
The US is terrible, California literally *shuffles cards* legalized knowingly sp...
US is ass but I contend everywhere is also ass
hexed igloo
Call me a liberal but I don't think you should be able to walk into a Walmart and buy a gun
stone fern
how can anyone resonably play heavy sword without twbs?
hexed igloo
US is ass but I contend everywhere is also ass
You right tbh
grizzled aspen
how can anyone resonably play heavy sword without twbs?
By not getting hit.
opaque island
how can anyone reasonably play without twbs
hexed igloo
Even NZ is going to shit recently
stone fern
By not getting hit.
🙄
copper hawk
HATE !!!!!!
stone fern
ummm twbs is a crutch....
copper hawk
how can anyone resonably play heavy sword without twbs?
Be good
stone fern
fuk outta here
copper hawk
It's what i do
runic grotto
How can it be easier to buy gun than cigarettes
stone fern
fuck you all
hexed igloo
How can it be easier to buy gun than cigarettes
No true and real ong
copper hawk
Femboy sweep once more
stone fern
you all yelled at me for playing heavy sword without twbs
grizzled aspen
fuck you all
Back to psyker chat with ye.
copper hawk
J did everythin b4 it was cool
grizzled aspen
Cool your head.
stone fern
🙄
hexed igloo
you all yelled at me for playing heavy sword without twbs
Perchance don't play heavy sword
grizzled aspen
Piety and Stalwart when u all HATED it,,
I hated stalwart before it got buffed, right side piety was fun.
hearty nebula
It's what i do
wrong
copper hawk
IJ and Marty were the most popular
hearty nebula
ur noob...
lament blaze
ohhh the olden days
copper hawk
Piety was seldom used
copper hawk
Especially after the IoD nerf
stone fern
piety is slop
solemn cliff
you all yelled at me for playing heavy sword without twbs
I'm pretty sure it was for playing heavy sword at all! /s
copper hawk
I used it then cuz angry face keystone
Then I used stalwart cuz everyone went right side
Now it's like all i use
stone fern
chastise works better with ij and marty
lament blaze
iod was NERFED?
bruh what was it back then? "critical hits refresh your ability instantly"
stone fern
why is chastise on the BP side?
copper hawk
I use piety w hs cuz 20% crit chance and ur best rending for anti armor is chastise
copper hawk
iod was NERFED?
bruh what was it back then? "critical hits refresh your ability...
Yah
plucky gate
iod was NERFED?
bruh what was it back then? "critical hits refresh your ability...
uh
yeah pretty much
stone fern
piety should also give crit damage
lament blaze
shit would turn havoc 40 into sunday bible reading
copper hawk
@lament blaze https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1IMHG3ee5DlVnX/spok?invite=cr-MSxURWYsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
runic grotto
<@225460423598538763> https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/1IMH...
Old invo was so cracked with these swords
copper hawk
I 4get how young u noobs r
stone fern
i just watched your cd go from 20s to 10s in one frame
🚬 the good ol days
lunar fable
ur old (im 21)
lunar fable
oldie
copper hawk
For two deployments
runic grotto
I turned 21 like 3 hours ago
runic grotto
thanks
lament blaze
Kids these days smh my head
runic grotto
Welcome to alcohol
wdym
copper hawk
Kids these days smh my head
YO MAMA
runic grotto
I've been drinking for like 4 years already
copper hawk
YO MAMA !!!!
runic grotto
maybe even 5
copper hawk
I've been drinking for like 4 years already
Ur not.. 1 of those..
fleet zealot
copper hawk
E*ropeanz r u,,
runic grotto
I never got drunk
runic grotto
E*ropeanz r u,,
worse
runic grotto
I am fucking Russian
runic grotto
Yeah, that
copper hawk
I am fucking Russian
lunar fable
runic grotto
copper hawk
1 of my friends ive known on discord for a looong while
From the pizza tower community of places
Was recently conscripted
He's fine cuz he has asthma but we all wrry for him
We haven't heard from him at all for like half a year
We miss u revenatn,,
hexed igloo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992122156542611676/1237780137513062480/ca...
I only engage in business of the humorous type
river jackal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/n...
For some reason I find this image deeply infuriating 
copper hawk
Na na boo boo
fleet zealot
copper hawk
What i do to the glugger ogryn after i yoink an ammo bag for 3 tknives
river jackal
What i do to the glugger ogryn after i yoink an ammo bag for 3 tknives
Barrel incident for you at next available opportunity
pliant otter
Bolt pistol can stagger a pack of ragers?
sterile basalt
Bolt pistol can stagger a pack of ragers?
Not when they’re in combo
pliant otter
I see, also revolver or bolt pistol?
runic grotto
I like bolt pistol more
hexed igloo
You forgot the 17 tomatoes?
Babe I can't eat this it doesn't even have 67 raw potatoes
runic grotto
Sorry, I am not eating this soup, you forgot to add a single septim to it
hexed igloo
No random honeybun in it? Troll space program for you
hexed igloo
lament blaze
eating 40 cabbages is necessary
runic grotto
Sorry, I am not eating this soup, you forgot to add a single septim to it
No one got the reference, there are no true skyrim fans in here
All fakes
frozen kernel
Lemme see if I have the screenshots of my SkyrimVR house
They'd be on the old laptop
fleet zealot
No one got the reference, there are no true skyrim fans in here
one can get the reference
without pointing it out
(not me though i'm fucking stupid)
copper hawk
Im getting blackpilled
river jackal
Im getting blackpilled
Dare I even ask what this means
spare talon
Where are the cabbages
Adachi
grizzled aspen
Dare I even ask what this means
Being "blackpilled" means you are turning into a more sour person after learning certain information.
Like you are turning into an "everything sucks and I'm gonna mope about it" person.
pale spindle
Dare I even ask what this means
OK imagine having soo little self esteem, that it starts to twist inwards and you become a narasasist as a defense mechanism to cope with how much you hate yourself
wanton fossil
Sane… American? Nah. Impossible.
visual stream
Trump threatens to put Zuckerberg in prison for life because he has fact checking on his platform (a bad thing, I guess)
median steeple
why so yippie
visual stream
Zuckerberg takes it like a good boy on his hands and knees, removes the fact checking, and donates to Trump's fund
Peak cinema
copper hawk
Trump threatens to put Zuckerberg in prison for life because he has fact checkin...
Wait wut
Buh squeeze me
New tea..
clever swan
Dare I even ask what this means
it means that you realize something is deeply wrong with an aspect of society (or anything, really) and there's no real positive to it, nor any solution in sight. I'd say it's like being a pessimist but sometimes that's just how it is, so it's either having a pessimistic outlook after learning/realizing something or having a realist (but negative) outlook.
the pilling concept is like you "take the red or the blue pill", how you choose sides. people tend to choose sides based on how it makes them feel emotionally (like how some characterize apparent facts or opinions/analyses that make them feel bad as being "pessimistic") and this is why the choices people make go along color lines, with the red being aggressive/anti-establishment and the blue being passive
copper hawk
Gnarp gleeble glizbo !
visual stream
Gnarp gleeble glizbo !
I like this explanation better
spare dome
gnarp gleeble dn
visual stream
Whatever Atheist
Just don't be surprised when presents don't evolve under your sciencemas tree
normal wren
Whatever Atheist
Heh bet you believe in gravity gravitoid
merry flume
yeah you're telling me my parents have been eating my milk and cookies for santa? you're obviously full of shit.
spare dome
ive seen santa. that piece of shit kissed my mom.
clever swan
i wonder if the red pill on the Santa Question is that Santa is real actually
merry flume
how else does everyone get gifts on exactly christmas, and it's always stuff they want?
how is that possible for anyone other than him?
copper hawk
Just don't be surprised when presents don't evolve under your sciencemas tree
I think
I think u might be my new fav zeal chat user
visual stream
copper hawk
SPINGY
visual stream
Oh yeah
spare talon
The darktide blackpill is that duelling sword won't ever be nerfed in any significant way
copper hawk
BLOP what did u mean
By
The thing u said earlier
The Zuckersplerg
Plz i must know more
clever swan
The darktide blackpill is that duelling sword won't ever be nerfed in any signif...
the red pill compared to the black pill is that they wont nerf DS but they'll just buff everything else
sweet arch
they justz give ogryn the sabre as well
clever swan
how many pill layers deep can we go
sweet arch
problem solved
spare dome
nah darktide blackpill is "im actually totally amazing at the game but fatshark sucks at balance so ill never beat havocs and its not my fault"
visual stream
Plz i must know more
Oh Trump literally just does not like fact checking and probably partly doesn't like him also because he's Musk's (Trump's gay lover) direct competitor
clever swan
that would literally be a whitepill, a pill filled with pure copium
visual stream
So he threatens him with life in prison because that's just something he can do with no question or consequence
pale spindle
nah darktide blackpill is "im actually totally amazing at the game but fatshark ...
"Ogryn bad"
visual stream
Then Zuckerzooble caves and changes the platform and gives him money
spare talon
the red pill compared to the black pill is that they wont nerf DS but they'll ju...
Following the common trend of the "redpill" being something batshit insane
visual stream
Local tech CEO way of saying "please don't use your political power and maniacal fanbase against me"
clever swan
Following the common trend of the "redpill" being something batshit insane
the batshit insanity: they will buff things that are relatively weak
pale spindle
Redpillers be like: "I see the truth"
But can't comprehend the existence of trans people like it's an Eldritch horror
obsidian prairie
the batshit insanity: they will buff things that are relatively weak
Dclaw buffs next week everyone it’ll happen
spare talon
Heavy Sword buffs to make it relevant in Havoc
It is relevant in havoc
visual stream
Redpillers be like: "I see the truth"
But can't comprehend the existence of tra...
"So you mean to tell me she wants to be called he?"
"Yeah pretty much"
"I don't get it"
spare talon
It goes great on vet ranged builds
river jackal
It is relevant in havoc
Changes in BPs are kinda pain
copper hawk
Everything goes great on vet builds
visual stream
Changes in BPs are kinda pain
Tell that to thammers
spare talon
Everything goes great on vet builds
Yes but it works especially well in comparison to what everyone else is typically running, single target weapons
copper hawk
Nothin funnier than vet players complaining that zeals push too far ahead cuz their class is so woefully overpowered they cant grasp the concept that a class has strengths AND weaknesses and that zealot gets weaker the further from the frontline they are
Woops teehee did i say dat out loud
Did I do thaaaaaaat ?
river jackal
I can't lie
I feel like saying Vet is significantly more powerful than Zealot is some crazy work
copper hawk
Take a trip down the talent tree
obsidian prairie
It’s actually organized reasonably first off
copper hawk
Look at all the flat damage or power boosts to all weapons against certain kinds of enemies
visual stream
I feel like saying Vet is significantly more powerful than Zealot is some crazy ...
Not at all
copper hawk
Look at all the "worthless" talents and compare them to unremitting
spare talon
Vets have 10% melee nodes and zealots have 5% ones
copper hawk
Look at all yhe brittleness
clever swan
i think veteran can do more damage than zealot but zealot is just more like, immortal kinda thing
visual stream
Also peep how vet has so fucking much build diversity
copper hawk
Or all of weapon specialist
visual stream
At least compared to zealot
spare talon
Vet also has a crit chance talent that's just flat out better in general play then scourge
copper hawk
We have purge and
Actually that's it
Just purge
The other two are conditional
Only w melee and the other only w range w distance factored in
Vet has like 5
Dont believe me just look lmfao
VoC staggers in a radius everything on their ass and can come back in as short as 6 seconds w a certain totally fair and balanced better than IoD node
At the top of one of their best trees
Oh, and no point tax like chorus
spare talon
Vet can also realistically maintain both a 50% and 33% tdr talent at the same time for just existing
obsidian prairie
They also have pretty easily accessible +25 toughness nodes
river jackal
I started a war 
copper hawk
Nah it's settled
It's empirical
Those who contend it's not real play like shit when put in game so
Oops did i also say that
Out loud !?
Did I do thaaaaat ?
visual stream
"Zealot has more survivability" when I show them 2 (two) talents that solo the entire zealot tree
spare talon
To be fair
Zealot also has some busted stuff
copper hawk
Guy
clever swan
you can literally become immortal as a zealot
and run away towards things 20 meters away at the speed of light
hard nexus
and run away towards things 20 meters away at the speed of light
on a 30s cooldown
copper hawk
Cant rlly defend two shotting crushers w a rashad with two blessings and a keystone
hard nexus
with only light stagger
copper hawk
Sorry lol
clever swan
all i know is that if a veteran and zealot had to fight the zealot would kill them every time because they'd just tank them with immortality
spare talon
I'm just a silly lil gut
I think yours is a little more than "little", next time eat a salad
copper hawk
Vet can two shot crushers w a rashad w two talents and a keystone
river jackal
on a 30s cooldown
10s if you use IoD like every single build ever
copper hawk
Compared to the 6 shots on full marty, hter, and sustained stacks
Azrael pls
Repost the clip
Make me despair..
hard nexus
10s if you use IoD like every single build ever
3 point tax
spare talon
Vet casually getting 10% melee crit chance and 25% melee finesse from 1 talent
hard nexus
3 point tax
punishment is a bad talent in most situations, travel nodes are whatever
visual stream
Devs, put Thy Wrath be Swift where Punishment is and my life is yours
river jackal
3 point tax
Not a point tax if you're taking Piety (you should be taking piety imo)
hard nexus
Not a point tax if you're taking Piety (you should be taking piety imo)
IJ builds exist
spare talon
punishment is a bad talent in most situations, travel nodes are whatever
Imagine imagine imagine
If punishment was replaced with exploit weakness
copper hawk
It's our beautiful build variety
opaque island
I just got called a badass at the end of a round
lament blaze
piety: builds from invoc
ij: doesn't build from invoc
I think we have a winner
opaque island
i am happy
spare talon
piety: builds from invoc
ij: doesn't build from invoc
I think we have a winner
I use ij with knife and dclaw and still use iod
fleet zealot
but piety itself is so mid besides the highest finesse weapons and even then, IJ remains viable
visual stream
Dclaw has crazy crit rate with just shred
river jackal
Basically every Zealot build I see is
Right tree tknives
Left tree dodge talent and tdr aura
Chastise/Book
IoD
Piety
fleet zealot
you are also smarter than most players epiccole
spare talon
Dclaw has crazy crit rate with just shred
All it needs
river jackal
Basically every single time
copper hawk
Basically every Zealot build I see is
Right tree tknives
Left tree dodge talent...
Yep
copper hawk
It's our best survivability build
fleet zealot
people see crit and go CRIT MAXING
opaque island
am i the only zealot that still uses stun nades
copper hawk
I use them
lament blaze
Basically every Zealot build I see is
Right tree tknives
Left tree dodge talent...
beacon is also used
copper hawk
W my meme build
visual stream
I was one of the last to fall to tknives among the regulars I think
spare talon
beacon is also used
Only in havoc
hard nexus
beacon is also used
only for gloop on havoc
spare talon
Ever
visual stream
But also like, I NEVER used stuns when I had them anyway so
fleet zealot
see i'm the opposite i'm a nade love
i'm a zealot boomer
EWEW stun nades bene fotf martyrdom
copper hawk
W my meme build
fleet zealot
like the god emperor intended
visual stream
EWEW... it's been years since I heard that name....
lament blaze
yeah its not necessary but i'd rather just say "no"
opaque island
EWEW stun nades bene fotf martyrdom
this is the way
lament blaze
only for gloop on havoc
i'll do you one better
fleet zealot
EWEW... it's been years since I heard that name....
imo, the change is healthy
lament blaze
gloop + gas
fleet zealot
old ewew was doing 8% per second cause of a bug
lament blaze
the wumbo
fleet zealot
this EWEW has the utility of not being at 0 toughness without being massively OP
tho i would at least buff it up by like 1.5%
to make it at least a little competitive with second wind
spare talon
old ewew was doing 8% per second cause of a bug
And it was cool and epic and awesomesauce
visual stream
I don't rember the numbers, mostly saying that bc throwing knife pathing brainrot
fleet zealot
I don't rember the numbers, mostly saying that bc throwing knife pathing brainro...
THIS ONE DOESN'T REMEMBER FEATS
HAhahah
visual stream
I REMEMBER FEATS
spare talon
THIS ONE DOESN'T REMEMBER FEATS
POINT AND LAFF
plush estuary
@rocky nacelle
visual stream
I was like "I can live without Second Wind, Idk why everyone is talking about it like it's mandatory" then I equip it once and it'll take rehab to get me off of it
hearty nebula
turns out, get out of jail free card every 2 minutes is in fact, very good
opaque island
<@139852743358545920>
faced with inevitable death you find out who you really are
opaque island
turns out, get out of jail free card every 2 minutes is in fact, very good
its not a crutch i swear
median steeple
splat
lament blaze
im genuinely surprised that elite builds take until death holy rev
i'd expect them to do the canned "build to fail bad hehe"
hard nexus
i'd expect them to do the canned "build to fail bad hehe"
it’s good pathing into the best aura, the only other option is desperation
river jackal
im genuinely surprised that elite builds take until death holy rev
To be fair I think a lot of that is probably to do with the fact it paths the best aura
Yeah
plush estuary
lament blaze
well you're already taking duelist so it'd save you a node
acoustic dune
I was like "I can live without Second Wind, Idk why everyone is talking about it...
i mean getting a lethal hit and living for free every 2 min is insane
lament blaze
i respect the power of until death holy rev i'd never go without it tbh
river jackal
and every now and again you’ll eat an overhead
Not if I take both
spare talon
i'd expect them to do the canned "build to fail bad hehe"
Shit will always happen
And it saves even the most gamer of gamers often
opaque island
I dont care how bad ass you are or how good you are, you WILL eat a crusher OH at somepoint
lament blaze
im just surprised that it doesnt get disrespected by others
acoustic dune
WHY DID YOU TURN THEM INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIES
opaque island
im just surprised that it doesnt get disrespected by others
we bullied those people until they left /j
river jackal
I dont care how bad ass you are or how good you are, you WILL eat a crusher OH a...
Ogryn taking it to the face and losing minimal HP:
lament blaze
lmao gotem
river jackal
One of my favourite things about Ogryn is that silent crushers are just not a threat
opaque island
Ogryn taking it to the face and losing minimal HP:
we're talking about zealots though
river jackal
Big man however
copper hawk
My reason?
river jackal
visual stream
i mean getting a lethal hit and living for free every 2 min is insane
Was that meant for the HR comment?
acoustic dune
Was that meant for the HR comment?
HR?
stone fern
mid
river jackal
To be fair you say for existing
copper hawk
DO U KNOW HOW KUCH TNESS DAMAGE A BRUISER DOES ????
visual stream
Holy Revenant
fleet zealot
i mean it's way easier to be in combat
river jackal
This shit is not helping you in a horde
fleet zealot
than out of combat
river jackal
^
copper hawk
WHY IS IT SO ARBITRARY !!!!!
fleet zealot
i think it's fair
copper hawk
Not really ??
fleet zealot
tho i would still buff ewew to 3 or 4%
copper hawk
8 meters is barely by you
visual stream
I don't know how much 8m is in Dorktide so no comment
opaque island
I love the weather this time of year
fleet zealot
i mean yes really, out of combat regen, it's considered one of the tax nodes
copper hawk
You can sit back reliably and take next to no damage except from shooters
Ive llayed vet a shit ton it's absurd
And i wont disagree being in combat is easy, but being out of combat is just as easy
river jackal
Meanwhile Ogryn getting 13% for holding gun:
copper hawk
8 meters is smaller than default coherency lmfao
river jackal
pale spindle
I don't know how much 8m is in Dorktide so no comment
DORKtide 🤓 🤏
copper hawk
You're given MORE toughness being OUT of combat than the melee character does when IN combat
All i want is it to be standard man
5% for both under the same conditions unchanged
Or 2.5 for both
river jackal
5% in combat would be a little wild I think
Considering you're encouraged to get 15% on dodge
copper hawk
There's no reason why sitting back and doing fuckall gives you more tness than the melee character gets when doing THEIR job
And it's not out of combat either; you can be IN combat but just less than a coherency's distance away from any enemy
river jackal
If you dipped the vet talent down to 2.5% it's basically just a tax node
acoustic dune
DORKtide 🤓 🤏
darktide? more like shart tide
lament blaze
i mean the toughness out of combat has to be much better because between waves you regen to full toughness anyway
for free
copper hawk
A backwards dodge slide with mobility weapons covers that distance
river jackal
2.5% is absolute piss if you're actually taking damage either way
lament blaze
they both turbo ass
copper hawk
That's on top of coherency regen too btw
If ur out of combat and 8 meters away they stack if ur in coherency
acoustic dune
they both turbo ass
the zealot one make sense since you gain while in eveny distant however it suck because its so fucking low
make me wnna take loner instead
lament blaze
LONER???
visual stream
darktide? more like shart tide
Is that a Baldur's reference
lament blaze
😭
acoustic dune
Is that a Baldur's reference
shart like in poop
visual stream
Poop reference..
visual stream
As a zealot boomer I can not comprehend playing the class without UD+HR
acoustic dune
As a zealot boomer I can not comprehend playing the class without UD+HR
UD? HR?
fleet zealot
If you dipped the vet talent down to 2.5% it's basically just a tax node
it already is
visual stream
Until Death and Holy Revenant
lament blaze
it 100% is already a tax node lmao
acoustic dune
what are you cooking over there wolf
the fuck u imma jump in da horde ahh build
fleet zealot
vet has the lowest coherency regen base and survivalist path is just worse than the other 2 aura paths
lament blaze
the other 2 auras can lick my balls tho
visual stream
The movement speed aura is funny I like it
lament blaze
if you go movement speed aura and squint you can almost pretend you're a zealot
acoustic dune
the other 2 auras can lick my balls tho
kinda wish corruption play more a jaor role
lament blaze
almost
visual stream
That's what I like about it
lament blaze
thats not how that works
visual stream
They could change loner to increase how much replenishment you get while you're alone
Or make it enable regen in melee
While alone still
lament blaze
if it stacked it'd be 5
acoustic dune
if it stacked it'd be 5
but imagine 8
acoustic dune
anyhow i am starting to all in one blessing
the lower the stamina the more strengh one
wish it was 60% then 40%
visual stream
Now would be a good time for Strawhat to swoop in and say they made it bad on purpose
acoustic dune
i am trading blocking and pushing for it
lament blaze
beacon is situationally OP
benediction is OK but you wanna be on that side of the tree anyway so fuck it we ball
and then loner also exists
acoustic dune
and then loner also exists
its so ass
lament blaze
if loner had some good ass nodes building into it that'd be nice
acoustic dune
if loner had some good ass nodes building into it that'd be nice
if they put everying on speed ont he right side
i am taking it
lament blaze
but instead we get ranged backstab. bro make it just backstab and actually dangle a carrot in front of loner
acoustic dune
just jesus
visual stream
if loner had some good ass nodes building into it that'd be nice
You don't fw more stagger on weakspot hit?
acoustic dune
its so ass
visual stream
Smh
acoustic dune
but instead we get ranged backstab. bro make it just backstab and actually dangl...
if the change the stagger thing to more speed
i am taking it all day long
imagine zooming as fast as a mutant
lament blaze
but zealot is already stupid broken dummy easy mode class
visual stream
Racing a mutant except the finish line is your teammate by a barrel
lament blaze
playing psyker reminds me how dogshit of a player i actually am
acoustic dune
pov: the gunner i am drop kicking
lament blaze
elo boosted by zealot
visual stream
Winner is the one who hits the teammate first
acoustic dune
playing psyker reminds me how dogshit of a player i actually am
i like melee psycher
i am not playing any other way on zealot
sterile basalt
You don't fw more stagger on weakspot hit?
grievous wounds actually does things
lament blaze
the inferno staff does not feel nearly as OP when im the one using it 😭
visual stream
grievous wounds actually does things
It's used for like very few specific breakpoints, isn't it?
Breakpoints that are helpful enough to consider using a point on, that is
grizzled aspen
the inferno staff does not feel nearly as OP when im the one using it 😭
Operator error.
lament blaze
Operator error.
Do not think I'm not aggressively aware of that fact
neat grove
sterile basalt
It's used for like very few specific breakpoints, isn't it?
some weapons get notable benefits out of it
some don't
lament blaze
I gotta get true survivor before fartshart pile drivers zealot into the ground
acoustic dune
i wish darktide have akimbo weapon
mostly on vet
so i can actually feel the gun play
or that shitty smg on zealot
lament blaze
i wish ADS was never implemented in games ever
acoustic dune
i wish ADS was never implemented in games ever
ads?
lament blaze
aim down sights
lament blaze
lame and slow >:(
acoustic dune
ADS never
knife the sniper
i wish i would change crossair on melee
slate haven
acoustic dune
so i can throw knife better
lament blaze
if i really wanted to my monitor has ePiC gAmEr fEaTuReS
and i could put up a crosshair
but meh i just got used to it
its not like you'll be putting the crosshair on your target often anyway
gotta aim up
unless really close
acoustic dune
its not like you'll be putting the crosshair on your target often anyway
dude i gotta line it up
pale spindle
copper hawk
If ur out of combat and 8 meters away they stack if ur in coherency
Obviously EWEW doesnt work w stackin this cuz combat
acoustic dune
a javelin for the zealot
acoustic dune
cica you arlight mate
acoustic dune
than knife
javelin are just knife with a long handle
lament blaze
javelin but you dont get them back by melee killing enemy elite
you get them back by grabbing them (or ammo)
acoustic dune
or like make a pure melee weapon thaatt take 2 slot or smth
grand tangle
I still think zealot should have gotten an incense smoke bomb and veteran get knives
acoustic dune
I still think zealot should have gotten an incense smoke bomb and veteran get kn...
pheremone grenade?
acoustic dune
Zealot getting an "analog" nade makes way more sense than vet
or a molotov
or an actual nail bomb
lament blaze
i think stun grenades on zealot dont make much sense thematically but work well gameplay wise
acoustic dune
i think stun grenades on zealot dont make much sense thematically but work well ...
well its cheap and use for closer combat
khorn emperor follower behaviour
acoustic dune
it applies a shit ton of bleed
so the vet shrapnel grenade
lament blaze
yeah it'd be too similar
I love zealot as is i really wouldnt change a single thing about the perk tree except just remove loner, not even replace it just remove it
so people dont join havoc lobbies with loner
XD
zealot gets 2 auras
and then there's just a missing one
its just not there
opal star
merge the fire and stun grenades
a grenade of "holy incense" that slows and damages enemies within
acoustic dune
I love zealot as is i really wouldnt change a single thing about the perk tree e...
ok hear me out rework the mid part of the right side of the skill tree
obsidian prairie
I love zealot as is i really wouldnt change a single thing about the perk tree e...
Insane person take
acoustic dune
or skill tree rework on zealot
lament blaze
Insane person take
y
obsidian prairie
Zealot tree is fucking ASS
lament blaze
zealot tree is fucking based
opal star
fucking auric storm survivor
obsidian prairie
Very little ability to switch paths
acoustic dune
merge the fire and stun grenades
a grenade of "holy incense" that slows and dama...
acid glue grenade
opal star
they should remove all zealot auras and force everyone to run loner
obsidian prairie
All abilities are locked behind 4 consecutive nodes (two of which must be taken in a row)
lament blaze
Very little ability to switch paths
the zealot tunnel visions in their skill tree just as they do in combat
lore accurate
acoustic dune
fucking auric storm survivor
please do not have sex with the the neck baerd
grand tangle
I love zealot as is i really wouldnt change a single thing about the perk tree e...
Just rename loner to 'inner faith' or smth and make it apply to the whole team
obsidian prairie
the zealot tunnel visions in their skill tree just as they do in combat
lore ac...
I actually thought about this take specifically as a very weak justification for it
acoustic dune
how would that work?
lament blaze
I think zealot's tree having an identity of being cumbersome to move through is not an inherrently bad thing
lament blaze
especially when you consider how OP a lot of this shit is
acoustic dune
especially when you consider how OP a lot of this shit is
ok hear me out make zealot a actual glass canon class
obsidian prairie
Not good design!!!!!
hard nexus
Zealot tree is fucking ASS
this image existing is a sign of that
lament blaze
It's perfectly fine design
obsidian prairie
Die
grand tangle
how would that work?
Everyone gets their adj. buffs under the conditions that trigger loner
grand tangle
Sry, coherency
acoustic dune
Everyone gets their adj. buffs under the conditions that trigger loner
ok hear me out loney make it you dont need to get close to any teamate
drowsy steppe
Ali 🐐
lament blaze
all keystones are really good
grand tangle
ok hear me out loney make it you dont need to get close to any teamate
It would remove the need, but you would still get bigger benefits from grouping
obsidian prairie
all keystones are really good
I don't count exclusives
lament blaze
"all good things are here"
doesnt circle book or IJ
obsidian prairie
For this image
acoustic dune
It would remove the need, but you would still get bigger benefits from grouping
think it as less penalty
grand tangle
think it as less penalty
This way at least taking it benefits the team somehow
obsidian prairie
"all good things are here"
doesnt circle book or IJ
I'm specfically not circling abilities auras keystones or grenades
Because if I did
obsidian prairie
this image existing is a sign of that
It would be this
lament blaze
Because if I did
Because if you did then there'd be more stuff circled which would ruin your point
:D
visual stream
All of the good stuff is here
Anoint and PtU are pretty scrumptious too
acoustic dune
this image existing is a sign of that
using anything else is just handicapping the class itself
obsidian prairie
Because if you did then there'd be more stuff circled which would ruin your poin...
It would prove it harder
By highlighting that there is less choice
acoustic dune
we really need a marjor rework so i can actually see more diverse build
lament blaze
Tf are you taling about
obsidian prairie
Benediction is the only good aura outside of havoc
acoustic dune
Tf are you taling about
a psycher tree for zealot would be neat
obsidian prairie
Shroud is dead by pathing and chorus is overkill for normal board and aurics unless you have an actually terrible team
Pathing anything other than tknives costs 4 points
obsidian prairie
And all keystones except piety have to pay 3 points for IoD
lament blaze
half the skill tree circled and you cant have it all
no
it very obviously
does not prove your point harder
obsidian prairie
You didn't circle benediction what
lament blaze
benediction is fine
lament blaze
Chorus aux nodes suck
you're an idiot
obsidian prairie
BoP is irrelevant outside of goop modifier
lament blaze
BoP is irrelevant outside of goop modifier
"it's irrelevant except for when its not"
zzzzzz
i snooze
acoustic dune
Why no talent ?
they outta idea
copper hawk
Beacon is worthless yah w/o corruption modifier
obsidian prairie
"it's irrelevant except for when its not"
When "its not" is 90% of usecase its not that bad of a point
lament blaze
When "its not" is 90% of usecase its not that bad of a point
and that 10% it becomes god tier
copper hawk
Man if only we got 10% crit chance and 25% finesse damage in one talent..
lament blaze
its still a great fuckin aura
copper hawk
It's not great
obsidian prairie
For 1 modifier
copper hawk
Like great in what way
lament blaze
that comes up a lot in havoc
copper hawk
Compared tk what
lament blaze
blight is extremely common
acoustic dune
half the skill tree circled and you cant have it all
circling corruption aura is crazy
copper hawk
In normal gameplay a flat extra tdr is significantly better
obsidian prairie
Thats like saying "wow this gun is entirely fucking useless but kills one optional boss near the end of the game"
lament blaze
in normal gameplay every node is great because this game is fucking easy
tf are you on about
grand tangle
real
copper hawk
Tf r U on about
Reread that statement pls
Put down ur flint michigan branded water bottle
acoustic dune
things are heating up in zealot chat
obsidian prairie
Notice how you can draw a line connecting all the dots besides the two auras
copper hawk
Actually dont honestly lmfao
lament blaze
No you're being an idiot "well its only good in havoc" that's the only time when you should actually be scrutinizing your builds
lament blaze
because who gives a shit otherwise
copper hawk
That sort of mentality is kinda how theyve been balancing the game for a long time
obsidian prairie
Notice how you can draw a line connecting all the dots besides the two auras
(this is for up to auric btw)
lament blaze
oh hard mode twins too