Is vore actually something that people masturbate to or just like some sort of fantasy that makes them feel good to think about? Because how do you get sexual satisfaction from something like that, no body parts are even getting stimulated
#zealot-class
ornate bone
stone fern
Is vore actually something that people masturbate to or just like some sort of f...
the brain is the biggest sexual organ
placid fiber
And after that you were shark, followed by a beaver...
twilit otter
Zealot ways are easy to adopt. Charge ahead of the team, get netted or dogged and die, blame the team and leave
livid rampart
Magma.com the drawing website
Oh i’ll have to check that out
stone fern
you can say the same thing about feet or armpits or w/e
acoustic dune
Is vore actually something that people masturbate to or just like some sort of f...
Same way as people us into scat and jar up there arse
ornate bone
the brain is the biggest sexual organ
cuts open skull and massages brain like a boss
livid rampart
Zealot ways are easy to adopt. Charge ahead of the team, get netted or dogged an...
I blame the trapper on her being my clingiest ex
zealous mesa
Zealot ways are easy to adopt. Charge ahead of the team, get netted or dogged an...
was in a lfg post here yesterday and the zealot guy put us in quickplay died in the first few seconds of t he first horde and left the game and call instantly
grand tangle
the brain is the biggest sexual organ
Only if 🤏
acoustic dune
Oh i’ll have to check that out
I'll them you the link
If you know what aggie.io use to be then you know what krita is
twilit otter
was in a lfg post here yesterday and the zealot guy put us in quickplay died in ...
pure shame
wanton fossil
Zealot ways are easy to adopt. Charge ahead of the team, get netted or dogged an...
I MEAN
livid rampart
I'll them you the link
If you know what aggie.io use to be then you know what kr...
Im a bit new to the digital world of art since I didn’t have the resources for it so im still learning 😅
wanton fossil
As much as I love playing zealot, I always come back to my OG
acoustic dune
No nono
drowsy steppe
I like bondage
acoustic dune
I am into normal shit
drowsy steppe
grand tangle
I am into normal shit
Your pfp says otherwise
ornate bone
I am into normal shit
Normal "shit" huh
acoustic dune
Normal "shit" huh
AHHH
placid fiber
I am into normal shit
biggest lie in the last 24 hours
acoustic dune
Your pfp says otherwise
That's my avatar that I made 3 year ago or so
drowsy steppe
its caperino cappucino hours aint it
river jackal
Best blessings / perks for Eviscerator?
drowsy steppe
rampage and shred
plush estuary
Depends on mark
livid rampart
Normal kinks… what is normal here?
river jackal
XV
acoustic dune
biggest lie in the last 24 hours
You have no proof that can prove this
grand tangle
Normal kinks… what is normal here?
Nothing is normal anymore
wanton fossil
Normal kinks… what is normal here?
livid rampart
https://tenor.com/view/judgement-free-zone-no-judgement-no-judgement-zone-no-jud...
Don’t lie
grand tangle
Even being in an old fashioned nuclear family isn't normal
placid fiber
You have no proof that can prove this
Do I even need any? lol
grand tangle
Anymore
acoustic dune
Do I even need any? lol
Yes
ornate bone
I like bondage
Needing to use bondage just means the dominating partner isn't strong enough 
acoustic dune
Needing to use bondage just means the dominating partner isn't strong enough <:a...
Example
40 shade of grey
river jackal
rampage and shred
Wrath and Rampage also valid?
grand tangle
You have no proof that can prove this
Ctrl+f: in:channel:#zealot from:snify wolf has: image
drowsy steppe
Wrath and Rampage also valid?
extra cleave you just stagger things since
wanton fossil
Example
40 shade of grey
What happened to the other 10 shades?
ornate bone
Example
40 shade of grey
What of it?
drowsy steppe
iirc xv has 3 target cleave damage cap
river jackal
extra cleave you just stagger things since
That'll do honestly I'm going full bore into cc
drowsy steppe
so past that youre just gonna stagger things
acoustic dune
What of it?
Example to your point
acoustic dune
What happened to the other 10 shades?
Up someone bum prob
ornate bone
Example to your point
Oh i didnt read it lol
acoustic dune
Oh i didnt read it lol
So do i from what I heard
Weird dom sexo
drowsy steppe
Needing to use bondage just means the dominating partner isn't strong enough <:a...
oh I would be the one to suggest it xd
ornate bone
Zealot chat book club when? We start with 40 shades
ornate bone
So do i from what I heard
Weird dom sexo
Hehe sure.
placid fiber
Zealot chat book club when? We start with 40 shades
You lost 3/4ths of the chat at "book" at least
acoustic dune
Zealot chat book club when? We start with 40 shades
I perfer dr seuss green eggs and hams
grand tangle
Start with inquistor: draco
clever swan
whenever i see a playstation player i have no hope. anyone else?
wanton fossil
acoustic dune
Hehe sure.
God I need to stop digging my hole to be bigger
ornate bone
https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA?si=VPyqIJAro7FvD9DA
XD
drowsy steppe
What happened to the other 10 shades?
ornate bone
God I need to stop digging my hole to be bigger
Your hole...to be bigger....
acoustic dune
Your hole...to be bigger....
You deviant
ornate bone
🥰
placid fiber
God I need to stop digging my hole to be bigger
You've been around me long enough that all you know how to do is make a deeper pit
simple nexus
I finally completed shocking stuff.
acoustic dune
You've been around me long enough that all you know how to do is make a deeper p...
No... that would be from tacostan
grand tangle
He learned from the best
placid fiber
No... that would be from tacostan
tru...
acoustic dune
Sweatiest food is bread
Rice
simple nexus
also now I know why Zealot is most popular. It's just the most shenanigans. Staying alive wen you should be dead never gets old
north sedge
acoustic dune
From all the boiled water
violet hornet
acoustic dune
With him being a teacher
A soda addict (settzler)
Having a "sweaty food" category and having quasadilla in there
And him making unappealing food
Also the way he eats tacos
drowsy steppe
fat and gay
north sedge
acoustic dune
Also his mash potato look like shit
placid fiber
Yep
north sedge
Yes he mixed up gandhi and jabba the hutt
hearty nebula
Brutal
acoustic dune
he microwaved his ice cream
We need a doc and have it pin in the server channel
drowsy steppe
acoustic dune
he microwaved his ice cream
Ofcrouse he will if i remenber "I like it melty"
hearty nebula
anywho time to blow my ears out with madness combat music, i am putting the iven picture on hold
hearty nebula
some degenerate i presume
acoustic dune
His "mayo increased chicken" still live rent free in my head
drowsy steppe
wouldnt you like to know weather boy
hearty nebula
no sane person microwaves their fucking ice cream
drowsy steppe
His "mayo increased chicken" still live rent free in my head
why do you think I still remember the ice cream xd
hearty nebula
https://open.spotify.com/track/5yd5dVoRdrynCOVGxJF5PX?si=97458d5bb5c44377 love this fuckin song
peak
acoustic dune
why do you think I still remember the ice cream xd
I still have the photo of him in long sock
And him eating raw dough with socks
drowsy steppe
not sure if thats really him tbf
acoustic dune
Quote from him
lament blaze
normal wren
Thats not cookie dough....
normal wren
Also gamer pills
acoustic dune
Thats not cookie dough....
normal wren
Thats aligot not mashed potatoes
violet hornet
Not sure if that cookie dough looks more like a strawberry slice completely overtaken by mold or a puck of terrible hash
acoustic dune
@placid fiber you still got him sating a taco with a fork>
acoustic dune
Not sure if that cookie dough looks more like a strawberry slice completely over...
or playdough
modly playdough
placid fiber
<@280294444123553792> you still got him sating a taco with a fork>
If I do it's burried beneath like 50 meters of text
The cause is holy tho
I am willing
placid fiber
I love this one tho lol
hearty nebula
I love this one tho lol
lament blaze
Eating a burrito with a fork is occasionally acceptable. For those giant ones covered in sauce.
Who tf eats a taco with a fork
tidal berry
acoustic dune
Who tf eats a taco with a fork
our stan
acoustic dune
:3c
placid fiber
thanks love
either I don't have it or I missed it x.x
hearty nebula
Im a big dog..
ouppy
polar nexus
whenever i see a playstation player i have no hope. anyone else?
Nope
placid fiber
I am putting this on the list lol
acoustic dune
placid fiber
I found this tho @acoustic dune
acoustic dune
i am krilling him for this
drowsy steppe
https://tenor.com/view/munk-ishness-werewolf-wolf-gif-20252952
thats not what I meant
placid fiber
It's stan
acoustic dune
drowsy steppe
ew
drowsy steppe
EW
acoustic dune
that's a new one ngl
lemme go find that sweaty food category
hearty nebula
I should kill stan with a hammer
north sedge
drowsy steppe
??
polar nexus
well you were wrong to believe this
I had reliable console players and bad steamates so...
polar nexus
@modern lintel is a console user and probably the first console h40 player
modern lintel
huh
placid fiber
<@346218953862938626> is a console user and probably the first console h40 playe...
Yeah... a lot of the people here are cracked af at darktide
acoustic dune
polar nexus
<:2Danger:559557748044333098> huh
You're in the top I am pretty sure
placid fiber
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551
literally us remembering things from stan lol
acoustic dune
literally us remembering things from stan lol
prease tell me that stan is smth i dreamt up
placid fiber
God I wish I could sometimes lol
placid fiber
I love super nintendo music
acoustic dune
i am eating the dilla store
placid fiber
I remember playing plok as a kid. I never beat it cuz of how bad I am at platformers in general
north sedge
placid fiber
Every now and then I go back and find the beach or the boss songs are listen to them again, heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0fAz9n_Os
placid fiber
We are discussing trauma
hushed knoll
Also fuck you guys mayo encrusted chicken is amazing
placid fiber
Why am I getting attacked
Here, have an anti-attack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTSW4M28XQg&list=PL2A1A350EBB242BDF
hushed knoll
I can’t watch that rn 
placid fiber
you mean listen, right?
drowsy steppe
show proof
hushed knoll
you mean listen, right?
Yes
hushed knoll
show proof
Of what
lunar fable
acoustic dune
OH FUCK
drowsy steppe
mayo encrusted chicken
acoustic dune
WE SUMMON HIM
hushed knoll
Blab
acoustic dune
WHAT HAVE WE DONE
lunar fable
F O O T
drowsy steppe
Im sorry foot network?
acoustic dune
placid fiber
You don't want to know
lunar fable
north sedge
acoustic dune
Im sorry foot network?
for legal reason i need to know what the foot network is
the fetish economy aint gonna run itself
drowsy steppe
with a mayo eeeeeee
north sedge
actually it's drippings
acoustic dune
stan...
drowsy steppe
theres like
hushed knoll
actually it's drippings
drowsy steppe
better seasonings
acoustic dune
please post all your food n shit image all in once place so we can have it pin
so the future generation can see what a eldritch monster look like in the 21st centure
hushed knoll
I am but a man
grand tangle
Clearly, he is a god
north sedge
placid fiber
I am but a man
a man of many things... including denying dogs of hair
hushed knoll
God those potatoes are so fucking good
lunar fable
Potato, cheese, and protein 𝓰𝓸𝓸
livid rampart
What did I walk into
lunar fable
I blame blab
Wat I do
placid fiber
What did I walk into
The great Stan filter
lunar fable
I didn't do anything
livid rampart
I would drink that protein goo with a straw
lunar fable
livid rampart
The great Stan filter
tHe WhAt
hushed knoll
Blab
acoustic dune
I would drink that protein goo with a straw
if it was carbonated stan would hawk tuah it
livid rampart
I’ve lost touch with modern slang
north sedge
Well stan is a creature
livid rampart
What the hells does Hawk Tuah mean
north sedge
hushed knoll
What the hells does Hawk Tuah mean
It’s a cryptocurrency
acoustic dune
What the hells does Hawk Tuah mean
the gawk gawk
acoustic dune
One of you is lying
both is actually true
livid rampart
both is actually true
i hate this
acoustic dune
i hate this
so do i...
lunar fable
taco tuah
livid rampart
And I thought bussy was bad
acoustic dune
And I thought bussy was bad
you thought that was bad?
modern lintel
livid rampart
you thought that was bad?
Given that I remember not hearing it and when it got popular… yes
acoustic dune
Given that I remember not hearing it and when it got popular… yes
i still use it from time to time
like the dhussy
the karnussy
the etc
ussy-inator
livid rampart
Im not above kinkshaming
livid rampart
Especially when I know you’re probably into it
livid rampart
https://tenor.com/view/judgement-free-zone-no-judgement-no-judgement-zone-no-jud...
WHAT IF KINKSHAMING IS THE KINK?
acoustic dune
*Especially* when I know you’re probably into it
that is true male pussy do make me act up
i have no shame being EXTREMELY straight
sullen forge
livid rampart
Okay, but heterosexuality
Disgusting
twin wagon
no
wanton fossil
<@139852743358545920>
look familiar @livid rampart ?
frosty herald
<@427815660937019393>
livid rampart
look familiar <@1096966896009629776> ?
My baby gurl combat axe and shotty
lean lark
nobody buying ps5 to network test slopreign
lunar fable
what a strange looking combat axe 
clever swan
good pc on a sub 500 dollar budget?
acoustic dune
good pc on a sub 500 dollar budget?
well buy a crowbar and flamable suit some glove and a mask
north sedge
even a ps5 pro is cheaper than a good pc
north sedge
contray to popular belief
acoustic dune
shrimple as that
clever swan
best gpu you could get for that budget is a 3060 or some shit
hearty nebula
the thing about "good pc" is that the definition of a good pc is always changing
and you don't need a 3000 series card (or amd equivelant) to play most games unless it's some triple a shart optimization game
normal wren
Always here "why darktide lagging I got good pc"->1060-4090
hearty nebula
unless you wanna play shit on super high graphics with at 4k or some bullshit
north sedge
i would say a 30 series is probably minimum now
normal wren
Eh a 2090 probably still does the job
normal wren
unless you wanna play shit on super high graphics with at 4k or some bullshit
or you do machine learning shit on the side
clever swan
what is a 2090
hearty nebula
I've got a 2070 super and it does fine with darktide
I don't drop below 60 usually
hearty nebula
I mean yeah
normal wren
what is a 2090
Idk I went from a 900 to a 4090
(By 900 I mean some gpu I bought in 2004)
clever swan
900 series was in like 2014
normal wren
I know
I dont remember the name of the card
Because I was like 5
I got it to play lego star wars 1
👍
grand tangle
https://tenor.com/view/gohan-videl-staring-angry-gif-5555145583474932687
litterally me rn
hushed knoll
I hate it when people say “shrimple”
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781
FUCK I WAS GONNA POST HAT
clever swan
north sedge
fleet zealot
stone fern
fatsharks fault
sullen forge
Speak of the devil
literally watching some documentary over him whilst im brainlessly grinding LMAO
plush estuary
its working
polar nexus
How do you cope with the reload speed?
polar nexus
I think he's using scatter and man stopper
polar nexus
or do you mean me
On Psyker even though is see the value of scatter shot + manstopper with scryers I think I'll still go db + deathspitter
north sedge
fatsharks fault
What, ltg ragequitting on me before round 1 is done?
stone fern
What, ltg ragequitting on me before round 1 is done?
yes
acoustic dune
Question
If you could get a litlfet8me of smth
What would it be?
You need to be able to buy it at a store
lament blaze
damn
acoustic dune
In this case
lament blaze
automodded again
acoustic dune
A supermarket
acoustic dune
psyker meat wallet
Elaborate
lament blaze
I most certainly will not 😅
fleet zealot
opal star
I wish I could square up against a daemonhost
steel agate
You can you just need a good vaulting point
When the DH can’t get u they tp, but that TP seems to have a timer cuz they don’t spam it
forest ice
give the Daemonhost a hug, they love the attention
plush estuary
If you wake more than 3 without killing any the 4th will be invisible
steel agate
If you wake more than 3 without killing any the 4th will be invisible
I’d love to know how this was discovered
rocky nacelle
How do you cope with the reload speed?
you think im not running surety of arms?
lmfao
steel agate
I assume it was pretty funny
“Ey why do i hear mumbling ahead we already dealt with 3 of em”
plush estuary
I’d love to know how this was discovered
We were doing a 4 book max CDR zealot run on a lights out mission
I woke every dh
And kept them alive
I have a few clips saved somewhere
forest ice
sounds like that was pretty intense
plush estuary
Not that bad
steel agate
I believe u, light outs are known for having more DHs
steel agate
So for clarification they woke up as in you awakened them fully
Not just them floating tryna fight off the daemon
steel agate
sorry for the dumb questions 
Ty regardless I’ll def keep the possibility of a invis DH in mind next I play lights out
plush estuary
It was weird
It wasnt attacking me, but it had a HP bar and it's green affect was chasing me
I could hear it to
steel agate
My headcanon to that is due to your faith holding against 3 prior DH your spirit is untouchable from daemon possession
So the 4th was their attempt to get u on the DH squad
Albeit a spooky attempt
forest ice
i encountered a daemonhost for the first time pretty recently, someone woke it up and i thought everyone was going to get killed, instead we just got left at 50% corruption and we all got killed later on due to being stupid
plush estuary
Demonhosts do a set corruption damage and then leave after they die or atleast 1 person died
Demonhosts when they get woken up
forest ice
i don't know if it's true but i also heard from some people with more experience than me that they also like to target the guy who woke them up first
plush estuary
Their agro is strange
It depends
90% of the time, yes whoever woke them gets agro
But sometimes it's whoever is closest to them when they awake
You can have a vet shoot it like 100 meters away to have it agro on the zealot that is only 10 meters away
twilit otter
You can have a vet shoot it like 100 meters away to have it agro on the zealot t...
skill issue on the zealots part
misty nova
It wasnt attacking me, but it had a HP bar and it's green affect was chasing me
The light of Nurgle compels you
hearty nebula
Demonhosts when they get woken up
real
forest ice
You can have a vet shoot it like 100 meters away to have it agro on the zealot t...
as someone who plays veteran, i am glad to not be the guy who usually wakes them up, i know to be careful where i shoot whenever i hear some ominous whispering
plush estuary
as someone who plays veteran, i am glad to not be the guy who usually wakes them...
Congrats, better than 99% of the playerbase
placid fiber
^
twilit otter
the flashlight can do it
plush estuary
Had someone get mad at me for telling the team there is a dh nearby
twilit otter
had a few of those moments
twilit otter
beaming my light directly on it, wondering why its waking up
placid fiber
Had someone get mad at me for telling the team there is a dh nearby
What? lol
twilit otter
so the ettiquette is whoever spots a demonhost quietly kills it?
placid fiber
forest ice
Congrats, better than 99% of the playerbase
I already had some prior knowledge about that kind of stuff before I started playing, not to mention I use the bolt pistol as my main gun which has somewhat limited ammo so I can't always shoot anything that looks suspicious
vague depot
so the ettiquette is whoever spots a demonhost quietly kills it?
Yea like assassin creed
plush estuary
Whenever I see a dh I usually just run right into it
twilit otter
maybe these people are so inexperience they think thats actually whats happening
plush estuary
Then kill it
twilit otter
people are quietly killing them
plush estuary
And then get blamed for causing team damage because of the corruption
twilit otter
heres a trolly morality problem, when someone on your team accidentally on purpose triggers a demonhost, do you A. help kill it to save the teammate, or B. run away to avoid corruption damage?
clever swan
depends if you can win
placid fiber
heres a trolly morality problem, when someone on your team accidentally on purpo...
Yes
craggy junco
heres a trolly morality problem, when someone on your team accidentally on purpo...
Depends on whether it’s random que or my buddy tbh
clever swan
my favorite is when someone angers a DH and then rage quits, making the DH aggro on someone randomly
craggy junco
If it’s a random I’ll watch from a distance lol
craggy junco
my favorite is when someone angers a DH and then rage quits, making the DH aggro...
That’s hilarious I gotta try that
Ima do that ina random que
plush estuary
craggy junco
What if u que with me
craggy junco
Is he attacking and then just blocking extremely fast?
normal wren
heres a trolly morality problem, when someone on your team accidentally on purpo...
Wait until they die then revive shout to break the soul suck animation
craggy junco
Or is this sped up?
plush estuary
I sent that chaos flying
misty nova
heres a trolly morality problem, when someone on your team accidentally on purpo...
Brace for hordes
forest ice
I use the dueling sword, feels fun for me to use
plush estuary
Is he attacking and then just blocking extremely fast?
Normal speed, just the push attack on the mark 6
placid fiber
knife go brrr
craggy junco
I don’t use the mark 6
plush estuary
I can tell you are new here
Just you wait to see what people can do
You should see the attack speed on the mk7 tax axe on zealot
placid fiber
people do crazy shit lol
livid rampart
I wish I could square up against a daemonhost
You need one person good at blocking or evasive maneuvers thats about it. Everyone else jumps it
opal wadi
You should see the attack speed on the mk7 tax axe on zealot
I love Mk7 Taxe
craggy junco
I mean I’ve been playing for a while just never use certain weapons cuz they bore me
placid fiber
You need one person good at blocking or evasive maneuvers thats about it. Everyo...
Or just have a gunlugger with the twin linked achlys stubber, burn on shot, and a damage stim
normal wren
Or just have a gunlugger with the twin linked achlys stubber, burn on shot, and ...
Or a thunderhammer
twilit otter
You need one person good at blocking or evasive maneuvers thats about it. Everyo...
honestly the hardest part is landing a hit on the dh when its jumping around
livid rampart
I mean it is doable
plush estuary
Just the environment when fighting a dh
placid fiber
Or a thunderhammer
This too lol
plush estuary
They can't vault
craggy junco
Or a thunderhammer
I fuck with the thunder hammer heavily
plush estuary
And only path in a straight line
livid rampart
You just need the person who it’s aggroing not die
normal wren
Or knock daemonhost off small ledge
placid fiber
Or knock daemonhost off small ledge
10 foot drop? Fatality
placid fiber
You just need the person who it’s aggroing not die
What I love to do on heresy is be my gunlugger oggy and just melt the daemonhost before it can even swing at me 2 or 3 times
craggy junco
I try to solo dh and always die I’m no good
placid fiber
I think what could help is the creature spawning mod and work just on dodging it
plush estuary
placid fiber
and when you get good at that then it will be easier
That or just take a weapon that can kill it before you have to learn dodging it lol
craggy junco
Dodge or die
twilit otter
It's single attacks are not dodgeable you need to block
When it does its flurry you side dodge and attack
fleet zealot
twilit otter
Do it bounce do it jiggle <@352310010316980224>
craggy junco
craggy junco
https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-shit-a-rat-dance-oh-shit-a-rat-oh-shit-a-rat-gif-141...
Wait wtf
placid fiber
ur a gray name
craggy junco
placid fiber
U gotta be red named for links/pics
craggy junco
I ain’t reading all that
violet hornet
During the DH flurry attack only the odd attacks track the player, the even ones are just aimed at the same spot as the previous odd attack iirc
placid fiber
I ain’t reading all that
I shared it for u lol
placid fiber
because that's the link to it
plush estuary
https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-...
Say gex?
craggy junco
Kinda GAY if u ask me
placid fiber
you don't have a red name
frozen kernel
Can’t kite a DH? Just play psyker with KD and spam side dodges while blocking
placid fiber
once you get a red name you can share gifs
visual stream
No one ever talks about this but when you dodge a rager attack, you already dodge the one right after it
visual stream
So you don't have to dodge twice
placid fiber
Whose cock do I gotta suck to get a red name
craggy junco
No one ever talks about this but when you dodge a rager attack, you already dodg...
Damn
frozen kernel
No one ever talks about this but when you dodge a rager attack, you already dodg...
That’s why I always get hit with the DOUBLE THRUST
placid fiber
YOu just gotta chat
craggy junco
With those pillow feet he’s true
placid fiber
eventually it gets auto given to you
visual stream
Atleast dreg ragers, forget if scab ragers also apply
craggy junco
Ah I see
tame sluice
No one ever talks about this but when you dodge a rager attack, you already dodg...
implying the ragers attack doesn't just ignore my dodge in the first place
smh
craggy junco
implying the ragers attack doesn't just ignore my dodge in the first place
I’m really happy I’m not the only person experiencing this
frozen kernel
Kinda like crusher desync lately
frozen kernel
I’ve watched it flatten a teammate beside me, went “haha”, then promptly went down from the negative warp field generated by the impact
placid fiber
frozen kernel
Such is life in the zone
placid fiber
Instant karma
placid fiber
I’ve watched it flatten a teammate beside me, went “haha”, then promptly went do...
It's kinda funny how ping can instant karma you isn't it lol
frozen kernel
I like to think of it like cashing out my good luck
There are a lot of times I dodge crusher overheads that should’ve flattened me
placid fiber
"lol nerd, just d-" gets hit as well
placid fiber
been there lol
frozen kernel
Somehow it just
placid fiber
I've experienced both the dodges I should have dodged but didn't, and the ones I shouldn't have but did
placid fiber
1 of the things I do enjoy about rogue legacy 2: there's no fucking ping bullshittery
single player games am I rite?
frozen kernel
We love games that depend on central servers
placid fiber
When I die I know it's cuz I was stupid in rogue legacy 2
Granted I am terrible at platformers and the game has a lot of platforming
I still have managed to beat up to ng+7, tho
I've taken a break and am screwing around with house rules on a 3rd profile
frozen kernel
It depends on the platformer because like, that one martyr skull with the jumping puzzle in the Torrent? Fucking easy
FFXIV jumping puzzles at the golden saucer? CASH MONEY
But you make me jump across the River rocks in webfishing?
Troll drownd
grand tangle
placid fiber
Troll drownd
some games have hilariously bad platforming
rogue legacy isn't one of them, at least. I just suck ass at platforming
grand tangle
elden ring was a really ambitious platformer
if you disagree, you haven't played the game
placid fiber
That's why the rune I prioritize in rogue legacy 2 is the vault rune... so I can jump 1+ extra times
frozen kernel
Ah yes Elden Ring, the game where an 18m fall can be shrugged off but a 19m fall is fatal
placid fiber
Yep lol
grand tangle
ambitious
frozen kernel
Then the game has you drop 20m+ at certain points
grand tangle
ahead of its time
frozen kernel
But there’s special bullshit down there so you don’t die on impact
grand tangle
revolutionary
frozen kernel
Or there’s hidden ground
frozen kernel
Dogshit ass game
twilit otter
what the fucking shit fuck did you say?
twilit otter
shitting on elden ring and praising DS 2 i gotta be getting trolled
twilit otter
DS2 was the worst of all of soulsborne and im not even memeing
placid fiber
DS2 was the worst of all of soulsborne and im not even memeing
it has things people like, but, yeah it has shit that is so bad lol
twilit otter
isnt scholar just an expansion/remake of DS2
it makes the game even longer and more of a slog
placid fiber
shrine of amana...
frozen kernel
Added more content, fixed the lighting, and a whole bunch of other shit
placid fiber
Added more content, fixed the lighting, and a whole bunch of other shit
did it fix the shrine? lol
frozen kernel
did it fix the shrine? lol
The only way to fix that place is to remove it from our memories
twilit otter
SOTFS to me was just a gigantic slog
placid fiber
The only way to fix that place is to remove it from our memories
Even then... the ptsd lingers...
twilit otter
DS1 was clunky as fuck but had some memorable moments
frozen kernel
Tracking mage projectiles while balls deep in water
Falls off map
Terrific design
grand tangle
frozen kernel
DS1 laid a lot of foundation and the game was tight as fuck
placid fiber
DS1 was clunky as fuck but had some memorable moments
ds1 had pretty neat map design where areas flowed back into eachother... but yeah it was hella fucking clunky
frozen kernel
Like literally the controls were tight
twilit otter
ds1 had pretty neat map design where areas flowed back into eachother... but yea...
playing 3 and 2 and then going to the first games four direction dodge...
frozen kernel
Dks2 forced you to use your entire moveset because backstepping was meta, and powerstancing was cool as fuck
Dks 3 wanted to be Bloodborne so bad
twilit otter
meh
twilit otter
it borrowed from bloodborne
placid fiber
playing 3 and 2 and then going to the first games four direction dodge...
ds2 just felt like such a downgrade from ds1... sure it added some things, but, it felt like a step backwards
frozen kernel
And the entire PvP was reduced to just trading blows or cheesing each other out with fucking curved swords
twilit otter
ornstein and smough is the best boss fight of all games
frozen kernel
ornstein and smough is the best boss fight of all games
Absolutely wild take after what’s been said today
grand tangle
real and true
best boss fight of all games ever is fatalis in monster hunter world
hands down
placid fiber
For a souls game? Dark souls 2 is pretty bad compared to the others. For a game? It's still a souls game and is good, just... it has flaws compared to the other ones
twilit otter
all games i mean soulsborne
clever swan
monster hunter is the real soulslike
grand tangle
does er count? because i really like radagon and placidusax
monster hunter had soulslike combat years before dark souls was a thing
they also had limited healing per mission in earlier games
similar to estus
twilit otter
SOTFS is a fucking slog, every corner just dozens of enemies, you get way too many levels I had like 200 at the end
plucky gate
I had a good time in sotfs but i wouldn't play it again.
It being a slog is true
frozen kernel
Get your dragons and other nerd shit outta here
twilit otter
by the time you get to "good" fights like fume knight and artorias I am so bored i just cheese through it and forget it
grand tangle
fatalis was released at the end of several years of both power/community skill creep and was designed specifically to test skill with optimized gear
mhw was a live service game and fatalis was the final new monster
you couldn't even hope to be carried through this boss fight even with optimized gear
frozen kernel
SOTFS is a fucking slog, every corner just dozens of enemies, you get way too ma...
Brother if I didn’t stop leveling for PvP I’d have cleared well over 250 in ER. Just because you collected a lot of souls doesn’t mean the game is bad lol
grand tangle
even as a team of 4
frozen kernel
I stop leveling at like 120 in every souls game unless I push for NG+7 because the PvP had traditionally been the most fun post game content for me
twilit otter
Brother if I didn’t stop leveling for PvP I’d have cleared well over 250 in ER. ...
I think ultimately I just missed out on it. I played it long after it was active, so I missed out on stuff im sure
grand tangle
Brother if I didn’t stop leveling for PvP I’d have cleared well over 250 in ER. ...
i didnt stop levelling for my first playthrough and levelled 'naturally' and ended at 170
twilit otter
I missed out on DS1 multiplayer too
frozen kernel
Ds3 + ER PvP is just awful
placid fiber
I stop leveling at like 120 in every souls game unless I push for NG+7 because t...
I hate pvp in general, so I never got into dark souls pvp
frozen kernel
Dark Souls 2 iron keep bridge was literally peak
twilit otter
In DS2 I would have the odd sweaty tryhard invade me and fucking stomp me and whatever
happened like 2 or 3 times
frozen kernel
Krill issue
twilit otter
whos still trying to multiplayer in those games
plucky gate
fatalis was epic but I'm not gonna pretend it doesn't have issues with hitboxes and wonky moves, and it's just super punishing for certain weapons
frozen kernel
whos still trying to multiplayer in those games
Dude the community holds “Return to Lordran” events every year
What the fuck are you on about lol
placid fiber
Dark Souls 2 iron keep bridge was literally peak
that was pvp central, right?
frozen kernel
They’re all populated
grand tangle
fatalis was epic but I'm not gonna pretend it doesn't have issues with hitboxes ...
hitboxes were no worse than any dark souls boss
twilit otter
I am not motivated to return to something I never experienced in the first place
frozen kernel
that was pvp central, right?
Ye fight club
placid fiber
Yeah I remember that place
twilit otter
DS 1 was dead and DS2 barely had people
placid fiber
and not fondly
grand tangle
fatalis moves are wonky because they are designed to keep 4 players occupied for most if not all of the fight
placid fiber
mostly cuz I hate pvp tho
plucky gate
fatalis in general is wonky because of how fucking long its neck is
twilit otter
I learned pvp in DS3 and elden ring with the intention of defending myself but I got way too into it
eventually just invading all the time
frozen kernel
Fatalis is a good monster because he’s not just stupid fucking difficult with a yolked health bar
It’s actually just a really good endurance fight that tests whether or not you’ve learned anything the entire game
grand tangle
fatlis is a predictable boss if you have experience, it just attacks 3 times a second and each attack covers half the arena
frozen kernel
10/10
grand tangle
and takes 2/3s or more of your hp
frozen kernel
ER PvP is so fucking wank
grand tangle
fatalis is the ultimate 'difficult but fair' boss imo
frozen kernel
I love pressing L2 and watching 1400 damage just eviscerate my enemy for me
grand tangle
completely different from alatreon
twilit otter
ER PvP is so fucking wank
I wont disagree
frozen kernel
“Oh we removed true combos on R1’s to make PvP better”
plucky gate
Fatalis is fair.
it's just also kinda annoying waiting for its head to be reachable for some weapons
twilit otter
it was brutal at the launch of the game
frozen kernel
Instead they make every weapon art do ludicrous damage
So people use those moves more than anything on the fucking weapon itself
grand tangle
Fatalis is fair.
it's just also kinda annoying waiting for its head to be reacha...
animations are predictable enough to smack him mid-swing
frozen kernel
Or you just equip double lances and jump attack spam
grand tangle
i wont say its easy, though
frozen kernel
Nothing survives that
polar nexus
you think im not running surety of arms?
Do you have gameplay video?
grand tangle
i miss mhw now
twilit otter
I used str/faith with the golden halberd and bestial sling in PvP
frozen kernel
ER’s DLC was also way overhyped
rocky nacelle
Do you have gameplay video?
no i dont record anything besides small clips and I havent played since dec 26 cause im playing other games rn
frozen kernel
As someone who’s played through the whole friggen catalogue since PtDE
frozen kernel
no i dont record anything besides small clips and I havent played since dec 26 c...
Before I got back in, my last played time on DT was like 12/19
placid fiber
oh hi paradise, haven't seen you in a while
lean lark
Nothing survives that
false
plucky gate
ER pvp is some dogshit for sure
lunar fable
plucky gate
ds3 pvp is worse though
hexed igloo
ER PvP is so fucking wank
What, you don't like fighting someone who backstab fishes you for 15 minutes?
hexed igloo
ds3 pvp is worse though
Ds3 pvp is peak
lean lark
er is way worse pvp than ds3
plucky gate
ds3 pvp is just waiting for your opponent to attack
twilit otter
ds3 pvp is worse though
Opposite
plucky gate
and if no one does, no one has any reason to attack
hearty nebula
ER pvp is some dogshit for sure
True
hexed igloo
ds3 pvp is just waiting for your opponent to attack
You been doin it wrong then tbh
twilit otter
They introduced too much new stuff in ER that was poorly balanced
hexed igloo
Ds3 is peak
lean lark
(matter of fact most already went back to ds3 due to shitstorm patch after shitstorm patch after shitstorm dlc)
hexed igloo
Esp pontiff fight club, there's also a great duel spot at the dragon place near nameless kings bell
fleet zealot
hearty nebula
I've beaten 1, 3, and ER (all endings for ER) and just did not like any of them
lean lark
backhand blades are the most stupid addition in the history of souls pvp
hexed igloo
I've beaten 1, 3, and ER (all endings for ER) and just did not like any of them
That's fair tbh
plucky gate
There's like no offensive actions in ds3 that are worth doing unless your opponent has locked themselves in an attack animation
it promotes so much passive play
lean lark
elden ring promotes passive play too
hexed igloo
I love ds3 and peakborne, ER was solid but not great, didn't like ds1 or 2
hexed igloo
Sekiro was like way too easy tbh
plucky gate
maybe I havent played enough er pvp to understand how dogshit it is
But i've played ds3 for 1.5k hours and it was dogshit pvp
maybe er pvp is somehow worse
hexed igloo
Normal invasions or summon duels?
plucky gate
mostly duels
hexed igloo
Normal invasions suck cock and balls
Got a bad roll then I guess gg
It was the only souls game I actually liked pvp in
plucky gate
I played a lot of duels until a couple months after ringed city
hearty nebula
Elden Ring is what it took me to realize that I don't like souls games
EXCEPTION
It was VERY fun with coop mod
plucky gate
idk how the meta evolved after that point
hexed igloo
I did also win a lot bc I used dual katanas and played hyper aggressive and most people didn't know how to deal with that
plucky gate
i played back in the days of carthus curved sword, before pkcs took over
hexed igloo
So I'm actually looking forward to nightreign
Nightrein gonna have the funni summon signs, also you'll need to be emberringboned to summon friends
polar nexus
Wait you can pvp in DS and ER?
hearty nebula
I will pretend to know what emberringboned means
polar nexus
I thought it was solo games
plucky gate
I did also win a lot bc I used dual katanas and played hyper aggressive and most...
dual wield weapons were also pretty high tier back then
i remember pre nerf gotthard twinblades
was disgusting
abused the shit out of them
lean lark
Wait you can pvp in DS and ER?
yeah
plucky gate
instant counter hit after a roll, you could delay it too
polar nexus
It's a mod?
lean lark
no
hexed igloo
i remember pre nerf gotthard twinblades
I never touched the twinblades
lean lark
its defeault
plucky gate
outtrades everything
lean lark
idk how you didnt know this
plucky gate
so you just dodge and 2 shot someone
lean lark
you find out about invasions and duels in the game normally
hexed igloo
Onikiri and Ubadachi are my bread and butter
fleet zealot
polar nexus
Never played the games. But I have seen journalists raving about them
lean lark
anyways this is a er pvp clip that i hold near and dear to my heart. it truly encaptivates what years of souls pvp can achieve
hexed igloo
They were kinda a forgotten weapon, in my 2 years in pvp I never saw anyone else using them
lean lark
its so good.
plucky gate
They were kinda a forgotten weapon, in my 2 years in pvp I never saw anyone else...
most people used onikiri katanas to cheese one shot combo with the weapon art
But they were okay even without the cheese
hexed igloo
I used the art as a chaser
plucky gate
If your opponent is good, it's a free punish
but most people are not good
so they just instantly die
hearty nebula
me bored
hexed igloo
I never got oneshot material out of them tbh
hearty nebula
anyone wanna join for some chill heresy? :3c
normal wren
i played back in the days of carthus curved sword, before pkcs took over
I was more of a balder ss sort of guy
hearty nebula
there's an i-iii heresy on reg board
normal wren
Or bullying tf out of people in the undead parish
frozen kernel
I was more of a balder ss sort of guy
Cool dude spotted
I used to curse twinks in the parish
normal wren
<:sob_handshake:857008250439729193> Cool dude spotted
Though ironically in og ds1 never got it to drop
hearty nebula
I will always love this image for elden ring
frozen kernel
Anyone who was sitting there with a dusk crown got eggheaded, cursed, and had their stats set to 1
normal wren
After like 10 hours of farming so I just used the default longsword
hexed igloo
I used to curse twinks in the parish
normal wren
I will always love this image for elden ring
What rings you got?
Afro is now a cosplay streamer
frozen kernel
I was like Batman for cheaters
frozen kernel
Teenage Banx was like “quit ruining the sanctity of the noob experience”
hexed igloo
I was batman for the people trying to invade on my homie
frozen kernel
I got so much “fan mail” on GWFL from angry cheaters who’s builds I ruined
frozen kernel
I think I was emboldened by every fslur
hearty nebula
Never forget Malcolm Reynolds
hearty nebula
His videos were pretty alright but he's like similar tism levels to Tanner unironically
normal wren
hearty nebula
Just with less racism
hexed igloo
I'd have people invade in the high wall, spot my lvl6 homie, and then see my lvl270 char with dual greatswords and do a visible double take
hearty nebula
https://tenor.com/view/downbad-vegeta-gif-23751742
He still does stuff iirc
just not very active
I think he's mostly moved on with his life
normal wren
My favorite troll was running ng+99 and bringing solaire to fight
frozen kernel
Yeah, probably got a life now
normal wren
Pranking tf out of people
hexed igloo
The only Malcom I know is Malcolm in the Middle
frozen kernel
Bless what Dks1 gave us
hearty nebula
Wait
normal wren
Some guy in dragons
hearty nebula
Nope he still does videos semi-frequently
normal wren
Solaire onetaps
Dude in havels
Onetaps
Giantdad
More like giantdead
Ng+99 was hilarious
hearty nebula
I'm glad to this day he streamsniped bald loser man
lean lark
when seamless invasions were active i had fun doing the miniboss stuff from ds3
normal wren
Ran a build that only did wrath of the gods once, was like level 120 with 30 casts
lean lark
never had the chance to in ds3 since i started playing late
shame people are massive pussies and disable invasions
normal wren
Yeah
Never got elden ring
Now I play counterstrike
and darktide
And thats basically it
lean lark
to be able to get invaded in elden ring while solo you have to fight an npc invader in your "safe zone" that you'd only know exists if you got curious about a completely empty room
and use the item he drops everytime you go somewhere
and activate a summoning pedestal
normal wren
Thats dumb
frosty herald
Fromsoft blueballing the pc audience
normal wren
Fromsoft blueballing the pc audience
True true
frosty herald
Atleast ill have the wilds beta to play in the meantime
Double item packs and getting to fight gyperos
Peak
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
water
sturdy cypress
stone fern
https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyd...
i just saw this in another discord
hexed igloo
How did bro see that it was like half an hour ago tf
stone fern
all my discords are merging together
stone fern
How did bro see that it was like half an hour ago tf
STOP
sturdy cypress
How did bro see that it was like half an hour ago tf
I scroll
hexed igloo
Oh o didn't realize chat was dead asf
Usually stuff is gone in the wind in like 5 minutes
hexed igloo
Do you know what thata from lmao
I see a lot of people reposting it with 0 context for it
sturdy cypress
https://tenor.com/view/bloons-bloonstd6-pat-fusty-pat-fusty-gif-1502076470702519...
sturdy cypress
sturdy cypress
https://tenor.com/view/cat-sandwich-kitten-guh-buff-eat-bread-gif-36224628401555...
placid fiber
It works the same as it does in darktide, but, you have latency based on your connection to the host
vague depot
i keep trying to dodge and get hit anyway
from what i remember darktide gives you some iframes when you dodge, vermintide doesnt
it just makes the enemies stop tracking you
placid fiber
Did they fix the bolter not opening up bulwark shields?
cuz it wasn't doing it like a week ago
fleet zealot
Did they fix the bolter not opening up bulwark shields?
it just takes more shot
it's 5/6 with 80/60 collat iirc
ALso uhh
idk how to describe this
but my buffalo wild wings delivery, instead of the side of cheese curds
placid fiber
no I mean I magdumped a bulwark with 15 shots and didn't open it ol
fleet zealot
i got 2 beers and a thing of mustard
fleet zealot
no I mean I magdumped a bulwark with 15 shots and didn't open it ol
no idea then
normal wren
i got 2 beers and a thing of mustard
Pour the mustard in the beer
placid fiber
no idea then
only had like 51% collateral iirc
now they're opening perfectly
I do have 68%, tho, this time
zealous mesa
only had like 51% collateral iirc
is it because you're too close for an explosion
lament blaze
leveling a second class in this game is less fun than grinding your tip on sandpaper
i swear to god
fleet zealot
it's not that bad
grizzled aspen
leveling a second class in this game is less fun than grinding your tip on sandp...
How dare you give me that mental image.
frosty herald
How dare you give me that mental image.
Toenail toothpick
grand tangle
oh my god they brought back the poison rubber flashbang boi
does he still have high cut dmg res?
lament blaze
How dare you give me that mental image.
grand tangle
sry high impact
was gypceros in sunbreak? didn't really finish it tbqh, wasnt as good as world
frosty herald
Tzitzi ya ku but better
hearty nebula
PSA
frosty herald
was gypceros in sunbreak? didn't really finish it tbqh, wasnt as good as world
Wasnt
grand tangle
i've been playing mh since the first gen
grizzled aspen
Toenail toothpick
hearty nebula
grand tangle
so i know all the mon like a competitive pokemon player
grand tangle
i think gypceros appeared last in mh4u but i could be wrong
frosty herald
Yuppers
grand tangle
gog was a funny fight
id rank up through sunbreak to get to gog
i finished the story basically, didnt grind like i did in mhw
frozen kernel
https://tenor.com/view/khezu-my-beloved-mh-monster-hunter-gif-20948327
Best theme
placid fiber
Found some competent randos in this heresy run on my Vet. I took 0 damage, yet again on my Vet lol
hearty nebula
I love khezu
frosty herald
Weinor monster
grizzled aspen
@frozen kernel @sullen forge @remote lark how do we feel about havocs tonight?
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/khezu-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-rise-monster-hunter-k...
I hate looking at that.
frozen kernel
Oh o didn't realize chat was dead asf
It’ll be zipping along at light speed and then just suddenly stop sometimes lol
hearty nebula
hexed igloo
I need gogmazios back
Only thing I truly hope to see in wilds is valstrax
Potentially hopefully huge hopium dose accel axe
frosty herald
frosty herald
Potentially hopefully huge hopium dose accel axe
either something for master rank or a sidegame
hexed igloo
If not I'm happy with what they've done with the dualies
lunar fable
https://tenor.com/view/khezu-my-beloved-mh-monster-hunter-gif-20948327
😨
not the peepee monster
frosty herald
If not I'm happy with what they've done with the dualies
the new dodge mode is so good
and hammer feels amazing
frosty herald
being able to use focus mode for full 360 aiming
hexed igloo
Turning tide feels so fucking good too
frosty herald
I alr pre ordered it lmao
hexed igloo
It goes so hard
river jackal
Why is Eviscerator so bad into ragers
hexed igloo
Why is Eviscerator so bad into ragers <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Skill issue
frosty herald
After the beta i pre ordered instantly
hexed igloo
My evis oneshots ragers idk what you're on about
river jackal
Relic blade clear
river jackal
My evis oneshots ragers idk what you're on about
Individual ragers sure