zealot-class

[remote lark]

He said ur rlly good

[grizzled aspen]

Yes it goes both ways.

[remote lark]

And he rlly wants u to come

[grizzled aspen]

He verbally abuses me, I abuse him in other ways.

:3

[frozen kernel]

I don’t like when mom and dad fight

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ayasan-gif-24417454

[grizzled aspen]

Sir, this is dad and dad.

[remote lark]

Frogs the woman just so we're clear

[frozen kernel]

You’re bubble mommy

[grizzled aspen]

Alright I'm killing you both.

[remote lark]

Yuh

[acoustic dune]

pretty its a top n buttom fite

[remote lark]

Me top

[acoustic dune]

aint that right twink frog

[remote lark]

:3

[grizzled aspen]

Do I need to bring dms in here or are you going to calm down?

[remote lark]

;w;

[frozen kernel]

Frog bottom confirmed

[grizzled aspen]

Know your place, mutt.

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[frozen kernel]

[acoustic dune]

cough cough

[grizzled aspen]

I have a horrible gif I could use in response to this.

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[grizzled aspen]

Ok? I still fail to see how this makes me a twink.

I think you are just projecting your twink-ness onto me.

[acoustic dune]

twink squad

[acoustic dune]

CANNIBALISMOSSA

YEAHH

[frozen kernel]

Thought I recognized the Mossa look

[pale spindle]

This is the real Horus Heresy:

[frozen kernel]

Something looked different about the outline in the twink one

[acoustic dune]

put the one with da old emperar

[brave cedar]

hello 😄

[remote lark]

scary lady is here...

everyone hide..

[remote lark]

We talk about u like at least a few times a week

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-peak-yummers-its-yummers-peak-homelander-gif-4634796544937757943

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/incoming-duck-cover-hide-cover-up-gif-15901774

[frozen kernel]

Hasn’t it only been like 3 days

[grizzled aspen]

Yucky.

[remote lark]

I meant days

Day

Idk

We speedran Stockholm syndrome

[remote lark]

my life is ruined

[pale spindle]

Zealot chat tbh:

[acoustic dune]

heres my fav piece

[visual compass]

When are we gonna beat up Zola's grandpa

[grizzled aspen]

This man spoke to a latina woman for about an hour and has completely and utterly folded.

[acoustic dune]

AH A FURRY

[grizzled aspen]

Like a goddamn lawn chair.

[wanton fossil]

Ha, saw you in the strike party below me earlier and my friend pointed out that your username is tomboy while my partner’s is Femboy Skitarii — we had a laugh at seeing Femboy & Tomboy in side-by-side VCs

[acoustic dune]

how dare ye preg react me

[remote lark]

women.... ... .. scary..

[acoustic dune]

dats it

i am drawing you

[frozen kernel]

I’m Portuguese, it was foretold in legends

[hearty nebula]

POWER WORD

IMPREGNATION

[visual compass]

That would be an awesome way for FS to return from the break

[pale spindle]

Preggo

[remote lark]

Someone already drew me pregnant last week. You're too late.

[brave cedar]

hello 😄 😄

god i wish i was pregnant

[remote lark]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[acoustic dune]

atleast you didnt fumble as hard as me

[brave cedar]

pensive emoji

[visual compass]

lmfao

[acoustic dune]

to this day

[brave cedar]

hahaha

[pale spindle]

😴

[acoustic dune]

i still cant get over it

[visual compass]

I came from the Mordhau discord

[wanton fossil]

No one tell him

[visual compass]

ik how this game works

[brave cedar]

no but seriously tho why am i in your head rent free? @remote lark

[acoustic dune]

well i did draw you as a baby

[brave cedar]

did i play well or something

[frozen kernel]

I’m actually like, a human mutt. Japanese/Portuguese from mom, sprinkling of assorted white people from dad

[brave cedar]

i dont think im very good haha teehee heeho

[grand tangle]

What the fuck are you people DOING with your life posting mpreg in a game server on a Thursday night AGAIN

[brave cedar]

im somehow black on both parents side

yet my pfp

[remote lark]

hii

[brave cedar]

🤷‍♂️

[frozen kernel]

It was your quote “Guys it’s veteran, even a braindead lobotomite [REDACTED] can play it”

[brave cedar]

Hello 😄

[brave cedar]

its true

also i said braindead paraplegic [REDACTED]

[frozen kernel]

YOU DID

[brave cedar]

i actually dont remember which is right

[frozen kernel]

I have the clip back home

Nah you nailed it

[brave cedar]

but one of them is cuz i wouldnt say anything else

[frozen kernel]

#zealot-class message this was my reaction

[brave cedar]

sry im rly stoned x3

[drowsy steppe]

I left for a few minutes and Im already exposed to cognitohazard

[grizzled aspen]

Scandalous...

[remote lark]

[brave cedar]

youre welcome for the brain dents

[brave cedar]

thatsthe psykerisms

[brave cedar]

gay

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hyper-realistic-hyper-realistic-cell-hyper-realistic-perfect-cell-gif-1635843172149104674

[remote lark]

Yiss

[pale spindle]

Wait I thought everyone was gay here

😔

[frozen kernel]

10/10 I gotta go pretend I’m working for a bit but

[brave cedar]

fuckin love perfect cell

[remote lark]

(Women aren't real)

[brave cedar]

fades away

[grand tangle]

No, this isn't portland

[brave cedar]

thanos snapped

[acoustic dune]

wanna see a drawing of perfect cell i did for this channel?

[grizzled aspen]

Government agent. 🫵

[pale spindle]

I wish Portland was like that

😔

[brave cedar]

please show me! 😄

[brave cedar]

i was actually a secretary for a member of congress for a couple of years so kinda? haha

[grizzled aspen]

I can fucking smell the glowie on you.

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tears-gif-25605273

Incredible

Magnificent

Pooknificent

[grizzled aspen]

Sniffing out feds has never been so damn easy.

[brave cedar]

i am in fact a government spy sleeper agent trained to destroy governments

[visual compass]

bruh

[brave cedar]

but im not black widow so its not like cool or anything

[acoustic dune]

its even

pawsome

[brave cedar]

its lame

[acoustic dune]

as i dare say

[steel agate]

Not a big fan of the government 🗣️

[brave cedar]

i have a gif somewhere thats two furries fuckin and it says fuck the government

shits hilarious

[remote lark]

Not a big fan of the government 🗣️

[grand tangle]

Furries are the worst

[grizzled aspen]

You will never be Scarlett Johansson.

[brave cedar]

of course not, thats literally what i said

[remote lark]

ok stoner

[brave cedar]

im Lena, bitch.

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I'm just reinforcing the point.

[brave cedar]

scarlett doesnt exist in my world

the same way i dont exist in hers

😎

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/you-in-a-glass-house-homie-put-the-stone-down-dont-judge-snowfall-gif-15845263

[brave cedar]

HAHAH

[grizzled aspen]

I am the only one here that is likely not a furry.

[brave cedar]

dude just give him a couple years

[frozen kernel]

Generic haha 420 wEED pfp cmon man, don’t throw rocks

[grand tangle]

Yeah I do have lots of glass

[grizzled aspen]

I still have a shadow of a doubt that Banx is a closet furry.

[frozen kernel]

I am NOT a furry

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-the-simpsons-nelson-muntz-lol-funny-gif-20386320

[pale spindle]

TRUUUU

[brave cedar]

LOL

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299472118827974707/1318586647721414697/tumblr_308302752b1cda5d40e7eb846c5add8f_7ecc37f5_640.webp

[brave cedar]

Literally 😄

[grizzled aspen]

You aint banishing that shadow of a doubt that I have without me seeing some hate crimes.

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

[brave cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-flood-cold-brew-when-that-cold-brew-hits-gif-15908644390094050671

embed failure

laugh at this user

[frozen kernel]

Lumi is nice tho

[brave cedar]

its a good gif tho fr

[grizzled aspen]

You dont have the convict role.

[acoustic dune]

please do not sit on ther jar

[frozen kernel]

I can’t be racist against furries while Lumi is carrying me

[remote lark]

--

ptsd

[grizzled aspen]

Lumii has said some absolutely foul shit bro you have no idea.

[brave cedar]

idk how roles work in this server this is the first time i use text chat since @remote lark pinged me lol

[drowsy steppe]

youre one of em grey ones

[clever swan]

don't worry bro you aren't alone

[remote lark]

like 50 messages and uoupl get the role

[brave cedar]

oh lolol

[pale spindle]

Yall seen these cringe anti furry memes?

🤮

[grizzled aspen]

Post more anti furry memes.

[drowsy steppe]

whats this supposed to mean

[grizzled aspen]

:3

[brave cedar]

antifurry memes are hilarious dude

its always about some bulshit that doesnt matter

[frozen kernel]

But until I hear it and cross that boundary threshold I can’t lovingly call him a furf** without feeling like an actual asshole 😦

[drowsy steppe]

cool drawing tho 🙂

[grizzled aspen]

I called him the F slur by accident like the first time I ever vc'd with him, I'm sure you can get by.

[remote lark]

Zoomies

[pale spindle]

Shows video of a furry dancing normally or doing poses or whatever

Transitions

Shows someone emptying a clip at a shooting range

Like are yall OK? 😬

[grand tangle]

https://youtu.be/iBWBAg-0jC0?feature=shared

[brave cedar]

really makes me scratch my head.

[drowsy steppe]

yea anti furry shit is cringe

[silver stag]

Alright Furries, i have come to your realm

Now tell me

[brave cedar]

hi vegapunk

[silver stag]

Do you use stuns or flames?

[acoustic dune]

i doubt it

[drowsy steppe]

tknives

[remote lark]

Tk

[frozen kernel]

THERES TOO MUCH LOVE IN MY SOUL, FROG

[silver stag]

Alright, you're all heretics

[visual stream]

I have a friend who recently started practicing making a fursuit for themself

[drowsy steppe]

welcome back male_07

[grizzled aspen]

Abandon it. It serves no purpose in the service to the God Emperor.

[remote lark]

Tk are meta

[visual stream]

They're gonna start doing commissions when they get the hang of it

[pale spindle]

Yeah it's these kinds of memes

The "joke" is just killing furries, the most violent way imaginable

[acoustic dune]

thats gordon

[frozen kernel]

I was an actual troglodyte demon back in my youth, it’s actually difficult to shitpost sometimes now

[fleet zealot]

hrups favorite genre

[acoustic dune]

skibidiman

[brave cedar]

actually tickled

[acoustic dune]

in a bikini

[drowsy steppe]

male_07 is his brother remember

[brave cedar]

grr i wana send this gif of a kid playing with a basketball and getting hit with a mattress 😭

[modern lintel]

using my mind powers to deflate your tires rn

[fleet zealot]

well, the best thing is that half of the people who like those memes end up being a furry in half a decade anyways'

[brave cedar]

ts so funny bro

[acoustic dune]

its gordon skibini man

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/OHxyZaZlaOs

[clever swan]

zombie ghosts leave this place

• but this is our house!

[drowsy steppe]

John Freeman who is Gordon Freeman's brother..

[acoustic dune]

i hate that i made this

[grand tangle]

As far as I'm concerned, it being nuked by corpos makes it basically canon

[fleet zealot]

that's not the right version

[acoustic dune]

sure give me a sex

[remote lark]

No backsies

[drowsy steppe]

a what?

[fleet zealot]

it got nuked by corpos cause it's basically violence porn

[fleet zealot]

no

[frozen kernel]

Go look at the Steam community section for Blade and Sorcery and witness how 90% of it is specifically decapitated women 😬

[acoustic dune]

there

[fleet zealot]

perfect

[frozen kernel]

GameRs are scum

[remote lark]

Copyright infringement but yeah

[frozen kernel]

Hard R

[fleet zealot]

the joke is killing minorities, laugh

[drowsy steppe]

hey youre one of the good ones

[acoustic dune]

god i love genocide

[brave cedar]

i just got back

[brave cedar]

WHAT

thats psychotic!!! 😭

evil jittleyangs oh my goodness

[vague depot]

throwing knives

[clever swan]

I love murdering hundreds of nurgle pawns (they deserve it)

[brave cedar]

theyre not true fuckleatougans

[vague depot]

but if i had to choose between the two i would take stuns

[remote lark]

not more psychotic than the tags u showed me a few nights ago

[acoustic dune]

wait till you hear about a certain niche that is well just that buut with sexo

this is not a joke and i have seen shit

[brave cedar]

ive drawn this

[clever swan]

[remote lark]

.

[brave cedar]

i draw body horror shit

[clever swan]

what tags

[remote lark]

"Why"

[brave cedar]

someones gotta do it 🤷‍♂️

[acoustic dune]

but is it extremely lewd

[brave cedar]

🙂

[brave cedar]

yes! 😄

[acoustic dune]

i see

so you like some nugies

[remote lark]

.

[acoustic dune]

you sick man

[spare talon]

what

[brave cedar]

it is an infested evil spore creature thing 🙃

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-bg3-gif-11841781863633564728

[vague depot]

what

[remote lark]

Tomboy you're gonna get banned

[clever swan]

sometimes I wonder about people

[brave cedar]

its just artwork

[grizzled aspen]

Run. Don't look back.

[brave cedar]

resident eviul was drawn by someone

[remote lark]

[brave cedar]

i dont understand why i have to be chastised for this when everyone here loves popping heretic skulls

[grizzled aspen]

I am also going to vacate the channel.

[brave cedar]

dont gimme that shit

[grand tangle]

This place really makes you think huh

[grizzled aspen]

Lumii, if you send me anything, I'm going to fillet you.

[acoustic dune]

chat should i redraw but witha ferret?

[grand tangle]

You don't see me posting pics of my weed bags and bongs

[drowsy steppe]

do it for her..

[frozen kernel]

Jarvis Lumi, send Frog a pregnant gif in DM’s

[brave cedar]

i bet if you saw some of it youd go "sick dude, thats fire"

[acoustic dune]

well not yet

and to be fair

[grand tangle]

Not ever

[acoustic dune]

i am not sure i have seen your draawing

[remote lark]

Again

[acoustic dune]

so idk if you have da skill

[remote lark]

A troll drew my sona pregnant

[grand tangle]

I don't draw, I'm a car painter tho

[brave cedar]

been there done that

shits hilarious

anyone wanna play? me so bored

[grizzled aspen]

You didn't send me that, and I don't want you to.

[remote lark]

Sending rn

[grand tangle]

You disgust me and would cause a child to vomit

[acoustic dune]

like those hippie van or?

[brave cedar]

whatt

[grizzled aspen]

I think if you send that to me I'm actually going to teleport into your house and eat your flesh.

THERES

AN ATTACHMENT

IN MY DMS

[frozen kernel]

Raw?

[remote lark]

:)

[brave cedar]

im a stoner too

[grand tangle]

Rims mostly, some body repair but 99% rims

[brave cedar]

🤙 its chillin

[remote lark]

Tomboy has embed perms now

It's over

[clever swan]

oh no

[brave cedar]

OH YEAH BABY

[clever swan]

it's fucking ogre

[acoustic dune]

that is not my first obj its some trying to scare children

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/papersplease-papers-please-horny-gif-9904339973204358890

[brave cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-flood-cold-brew-when-that-cold-brew-hits-gif-15908644390094050671

WHEN THAT FLOOD BREW HIIIIIITS

COMBAT FORM GOOOO

[clever swan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794801623036854302/1165501685792251924/crumple.gif

my live reaction

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762816022616080386/1320765807005007913/tumblr_e2f980731375ee555c81af325b52f4e7_07ddaef8_540.webp

[brave cedar]

i have mogging gifs of myself its hilarious

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/256926147827335170/1129763000874696806/IMG_8528.gif

dude here finally

[grand tangle]

I bet none of you are even forklift certified

[brave cedar]

the kid with the mattress

[grizzled aspen]

Who ping?

[frozen kernel]

Some of the ones without mental illness are funny

[brave cedar]

i agree!!!

https://tenor.com/view/frosty-frostypyromancer-zorenanas-discord-kitten-moderator-gif-27076696

ts tickling me dawg

[acoustic dune]

i drew a mogburster

[grizzled aspen]

Who pinged me and deleted it.

I will eat your skin.

[acoustic dune]

that i have to finish drawing

[brave cedar]

PLEASE SEND IT TO ME PLEAAASE

[remote lark]

I own a big vrc furry community and I can say a big amount of the anti furry hate is deserved

[brave cedar]

im crying

[remote lark]

Ive seen horrible things

[brave cedar]

😭

DUUUUDEEE

NOOOOOOOO

[hearty nebula]

same with most communities tbh

[clever swan]

so true oomfie

[brave cedar]

i watched my former best friend literally become a fat bald incel neckbeard after 20k hours of vrchat

[remote lark]

E6 mods don't get 2 make fun of me @brave cedar

[hearty nebula]

i love fighting basically two chaos spawns entirely by myself while using heavy sword :)

[brave cedar]

its the worst thing ive ever seen

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/portal2-atlas-p-body-unforseen-betrayal-meme-gif-22224715

[brave cedar]

dont fucking out me you furry

i am your god

[hearty nebula]

moghost

[remote lark]

20k???

Wtf

[brave cedar]

dude hes literally unrecognizable hes like dead to me

[acoustic dune]

dont forget the moghound

[remote lark]

Addict

[hearty nebula]

I've always considered getting into VR but like

idk

[brave cedar]

literally doesnt exist irl

[clever swan]

what discord kittens do to you....

[remote lark]

Gabriel dknt

[hearty nebula]

I don't think my tism is strong enough for it

[brave cedar]

he didnt get any

hes literally mentally [redacted[

[acoustic dune]

oh btw drew some lantern today

[hearty nebula]

im gabriel ultrakill now

[clever swan]

id end it all

[brave cedar]

diagnosed

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-gif-25910669

[acoustic dune]

and

[clever swan]

imagine 20k hours in vrc and not one kitten

kittenless

[grand tangle]

True, but furries are among the most viscerally disgusting groups that still try to claim they are socially acceptable

[hearty nebula]

But yeah I don't think I'd be able to do VRChat without like

[brave cedar]

literally a [redacted] overweight bald incel neckbeard with 0 kittens and a vrchat addiction

[hearty nebula]

throwing away what little humanity I have left

[clever swan]

without at least 2 kittens

[hearty nebula]

lmfao

[fleet zealot]

bruh

[grand tangle]

At least the incels and na*is know they are outcasts

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1143871712736333908.webp?size=96&animated=true

[brave cedar]

yeah dude some furries are reserved and others are performative imbeciles

[hearty nebula]

Weebs too

[brave cedar]

same with every group ever

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizarre-adventure-dio-reject-gif-13274940

[clever swan]

true actually, hard to think of any more aberrant fetish that somehow manages to be accepted

[hearty nebula]

Weebs are also awful

if you know a weeb and they're a gooner

[brave cedar]

some people are chilling some people are murderers or rapists lol

[hearty nebula]

unfriend them

asap

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-inumaki-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jojo-reference-gif-9798741615961357479

[remote lark]

ok stoner

[clever swan]

[brave cedar]

i dated a guy who spent 400 dollars on genshin in one day and then i never spoke to him again

i wanted to like blow my brains out

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-davis-gta-v-wtf-weirded-out-gif-1325458566782332376

20K what da hell

[acoustic dune]

never knew we have a gaaymer

[frozen kernel]

I treated playing VRChat like going to the zoo/aquarium

[hearty nebula]

omori? how much do you pay your therapist

[brave cedar]

i was like "dude you did fucking what" staring at him like he was insane

[drowsy steppe]

like y

[grand tangle]

They will be pushed out of mainstream social acceptability just like bdsm stuff is

[drowsy steppe]

you gotta be fuckin so disconnected from people

[frozen kernel]

You just have to walk around examining shit and taking photos, don’t linger and watch the baboons start fucking

[drowsy steppe]

to even go that long on a virtual world

[brave cedar]

i literally dumped him instantly tho like fr

[remote lark]

someone who makes drugs their whole personality is throwing stones in glass houses js

[clever swan]

I would never

[brave cedar]

thats psycho dude shit man

[hearty nebula]

go to therapy? i know

i can tell

[brave cedar]

youre arguing with someone who literally dampens their ability to give a fuck

[clever swan]

exactly what I meant

[drowsy steppe]

literally needs someone to talk to my god

[remote lark]

troo

unfair..

[grand tangle]

True

[brave cedar]

i get both of your points

[hearty nebula]

I mean I do drugs too but like the extent of it is so I can just relax every once in a while because idk if y'all can tell

[brave cedar]

but i think throwing stones is counterproductive and that it makes you look like a dumbass

[hearty nebula]

but I am high strung

:3

[clever swan]

takes a big rip yo bro...actually I think takes a bigger rip people who smoke weed are the most in tune with the universe bro.....

[remote lark]

high key I dint disagree though LMFAO

[brave cedar]

ive done drugs cuz ive performed at gotth clubs a buncha times

i love the nightlife

[remote lark]

All the furries I know are horrible deviants

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/take-this-rock-gif-9267856630793442480

[hearty nebula]

Yeah I'm a horrible deviant

[frozen kernel]

Kind of headass but ok homie

[brave cedar]

i dont do any of them recurrently except weed tho

[hearty nebula]

I admit it

[brave cedar]

and even then i have a license for it from a doctor lol

[hearty nebula]

I just don't make it everyone else's fucking problem to be around me

[remote lark]

Wait

[hearty nebula]

Goon respectfully

[remote lark]

Gabs a furry

[frozen kernel]

I do hope once your frontal lobe finishes developing you learn that groups are made up of a variety of peoples and that discriminating against them all is really stupid

[hearty nebula]

Yes?

This is known lumi

[brave cedar]

neither do a lot of furries. i think you watched one video where some imbecile did something insane and got ostracized by everyone

[remote lark]

❓

[acoustic dune]

i found this in me folder

[neat grove]

what happened to this channel

[drowsy steppe]

normal

[brave cedar]

like literally most of the time somneone does some inssane shit even the furries push em out

[neat grove]

it used to be just zealot darktide discussion

[acoustic dune]

nothing its same as always

[grand tangle]

I'm not advocating for killing furries or anything serious like that, but they need to realize that most people find that shit disgusting if it's sexualized

Tl;dr fucking behave yourselves

[clever swan]

the furry and the gay stuff broke free again

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/honestly-quite-incredible-drinking-water-underwater-cool-gif-22285702

[drowsy steppe]

naaaaaah

[neat grove]

but now its fallen to degeneracy

[drowsy steppe]

this chats always devolves to off topic

[brave cedar]

yeah bro just like anything being sexualized openly

[hearty nebula]

lumi when learning any common knowledge

[quartz marsh]

This was a zealot channel?

[brave cedar]

literally

like what

listen to yourself LMAO

[hearty nebula]

No?

Lol

[spare talon]

this is nothing compared to what it used to be near launch

[neat grove]

https://tenor.com/view/killdozer-gif-20527097

[hearty nebula]

That's never been zealot chat

💀

[brave cedar]

yeah no duh you shouldnt chat about sex openly thats called being weird in any context

[acoustic dune]

just wait it out

[fleet zealot]

oh yea launch was just

[grand tangle]

Bro was posting mpreg furry art

[clever swan]

not necessarily. sexualizing anime girls makes sense. sexualizing rover is...........

[fleet zealot]

constantly people outing themselves

[grand tangle]

Come on

[brave cedar]

oh i didnt notice, hang them.

[drowsy steppe]

I would appreciate if you dont ghost ping me 🙂

[fleet zealot]

it's obv a joke lmao

[acoustic dune]

it happen when theres too much all on at once

[neat grove]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-heresy-purge-warhammer40k-lightning-claws-gif-16488791

[spare talon]

it never has been
it has always been the off topic channel with more zealot than any of the other topics

[brave cedar]

who tf is sexualizing rover bro im sexualizing lola bunny

[acoustic dune]

i replied on da wrong fool

sorry

[hearty nebula]

:3

[brave cedar]

weird ass

[remote lark]

Someone's doing it idk who

[clever swan]

[brave cedar]

like whattttttt

[hearty nebula]

Lola is one of the primevals of furry awakenings

[acoustic dune]

who tf is rover?

[brave cedar]

i dont give a fuck about no fuckin little animal dumbass im thinking of a whole bitch with like cat ears and a tail bro wahttt

[remote lark]

I said a troll got art of that without my permission I don't think anyone posted any

[clever swan]

generic dog name

[spare talon]

i hate it here

[clever swan]

are cat girls furry

[brave cedar]

if theyre covered head to toe in fur and have a cat face yeah

if theyre covered in skin then no

[acoustic dune]

pov: you are sacrafice

[brave cedar]

yay sacrifice yay

[remote lark]

That image looks weird

[brave cedar]

love hate ❤️

[neat grove]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-reload-gun-gif-19444267

[frozen kernel]

I remember “Zealot has no hole” as an offshoot of “Zealot has no role” from a couple years back

[hearty nebula]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

well tbf furry are indeed weird

[hearty nebula]

"zealot has no hole"

This is false

[acoustic dune]

((((:

[hearty nebula]

Lumi is right there

[fleet zealot]

zealot has no roll

must slide

smh

[clever swan]

[neat grove]

i have a 20 lbs greatsword, dont make me use it

[brave cedar]

bro found the most cursed furry ive seen in a while and bases all the creative ass people ive met on em

room temp iq

[hearty nebula]

mine's better

[drowsy steppe]

anyways

Shadowheart

[hearty nebula]

shart

[remote lark]

Did stoner dip out when I called him out or did he green out

rofl

[brave cedar]

TRUE!

[hearty nebula]

shut up

[brave cedar]

summoned

lmao

[remote lark]

Stoner come back!

I summon thee

[acoustic dune]

god i wish the day i make my own bastard sword and armor

[remote lark]

throws weed on ground

[hearty nebula]

zealot chat

[grand tangle]

Alright I checked, it was furry art followed by poxburster mpreg art

Not significantly better

[clever swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913477506500292688/1237988830452256798/DuyFSlUx.gif

this chat right now

[remote lark]

I'm sorry what

Did I miss something

[brave cedar]

ive dated girls before 😄

[acoustic dune]

IT WAS NOT A POXBURSTER PREGMNANT

[brave cedar]

didnt mean to reply there

[remote lark]

POXBUSTER HUH

[brave cedar]

whoops

[hearty nebula]

and?

[acoustic dune]

I WILL NOT NO HAVE THIS LIE ON ME

[brave cedar]

i just said i didnt mean to reply to u

[frozen kernel]

I thought it was the Mogburster

I missed it

[brave cedar]

it was to the some of u guys are gay

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752156106071081021/1314157658067963915/meme-6.gif

[grand tangle]

I'm high and will not ctrlf again

[brave cedar]

TRUE!

[hearty nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001261771341955122/1112209796662304839/4149EA87-2042-4DD3-8F5F-6F3CC0B0BDD2.gif

[brave cedar]

OMG BOMBASTINE MY BELOVED

[clever swan]

what's going to happen to them. why are they so afraid of the lgbt

[remote lark]

Knify wtf is this

[forest ice]

yes, they are

[brave cedar]

he DOES deserve everything! cute little face

[modern lintel]

🪞

[spare talon]

gay people are scary

[frozen kernel]

Lumi is the top though, Frog is the bottom

[acoustic dune]

i am gonna sue stoner for minsinformation

[hearty nebula]

Yes

I know

[brave cedar]

i wanna pet bombastine so bad

[spare talon]

zealot chat is proof

[fleet zealot]

well discord is jsut fucked and won't let me scroll up

[remote lark]

Ok bruh

[brave cedar]

wanna play

[hearty nebula]

owned

[brave cedar]

im bored

[acoustic dune]

mogburster and moghound

[modern lintel]

have you ever had to encounter a gay women

[frozen kernel]

I can feel the sulphuric acid rapidly approaching my position

[remote lark]

@ work for 6h

[brave cedar]

hi

[fleet zealot]

knify making people lose their minds for drawing, meme images

[spare talon]

i would disintegrate

[fleet zealot]

poggers

[brave cedar]

whats good slime

[hearty nebula]

I on the game but I'm just chilling in heresy

[brave cedar]

daps you up

[hearty nebula]

[remote lark]

Then we're doing havoc at 1am pdt if u want

[fleet zealot]

yes

[frozen kernel]

Lumi and I work the same shift corner

[brave cedar]

super hang myself

[acoustic dune]

i have peaked as a artist

[frozen kernel]

WTF

[remote lark]

Heresy boy

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-baldurs-gate3-drunk-angry-gif-19580059

[brave cedar]

can i join im bored

lets grab a vc

[hearty nebula]

grab deez nuts

[modern lintel]

do i play vet chain axe or zealot relic when i get home chat

[frozen kernel]

Unfortunately the most confident and attractive women I’ve met have not been into men

It’s a cruel fate

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-meme-discord-vc-voice-chat-gif-8990231360457564883

[vague depot]

Chain axe

[brave cedar]

i cant find em dude, its like feeling for a raisin in a sack of potatoes

[modern lintel]

bottom

[hearty nebula]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1042961211702116394

[frozen kernel]

I generate power from the bottom

[vague depot]

Why does he have two beards

[clever swan]

what we all want to be vs what we must be

[brave cedar]

🤨

[clever swan]

a truly cruel state of affairs

[drowsy steppe]

this happened to me with a transwoman I used to know

[hearty nebula]

We know

[drowsy steppe]

the profile is all cute

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tuxedo-cat-uni-stare-look-cat-gif-10563445165587254274

[hearty nebula]

the no-effort ones

yeah

[acoustic dune]

i am sorry for your loss

[drowsy steppe]

I heard the voice and it was deep af as if Tyrone was speaking himself

[clever swan]

bro...saying what I was too scared to say

[brave cedar]

i was about to say that 😄

[modern lintel]

i wonder how chainaxe would be on psyker

[spare dome]

chaxe 12 on psyker is p. legit

[frozen kernel]

What sucks is I’m not even into the mean butch lesbian, I want the gentle Pooh bear lesbian who has adult coloring books and house succulents

[modern lintel]

iv been liking it a lot for vet didnt vibe w it on zeal tho for some reasn

[acoustic dune]

i want one that can dom me that way i can have motivation to do stuff

[brave cedar]

thats me!!!!!

believe it or not!

i literally have a stack of coloring books on my nightstand 💀

i like the bug ones

[spare dome]

for me its the stam regen rate on zealot being a touch too long to spam push attacks

[brave cedar]

butterflies specifically

[spare dome]

on psyker there's no risk of that

[frozen kernel]

ℱ

[brave cedar]

yep thats why i play psyker

[spare dome]

warp splitter also boosts the cleave on its light attacks, no extra damage from it but much more control

[acoustic dune]

i have sketch book with me at all time

[hard nexus]

booriiiiinggg

tall dark haired woman who is mean 2 me

[brave cedar]

i have an ipad i use for the tsame thing

and for animating

and video editing

[modern lintel]

i thinkt that might be it i have like .5 faster stam regen w vet i think frm nodes

[spare dome]

ye if you have both its .5s delay

and then psyker gets loads of juicy finesse bonuses

so that push attack is really meaty

[brave cedar]

we should share artwork sometime krilly

that sounds nice

[acoustic dune]

kirlly?

but i am knify

[modern lintel]

the push attk on the newer chain axe is actually insane for some reason

[brave cedar]

it says krilly i dont know who you actually are bro

[spare dome]

they buffed it, lul

i already thought it was its best kept secret

but now it can stagger crushers out of their overhead

[hard nexus]

yes let me thrust with my axe (and it somehow saws)

[frozen kernel]

I’ve been thinking of getting a tablet for drawing stuffs because I don’t like carrying a sketchbook and making a mess

[spare dome]

no see it has a tiny point on the end of it

[modern lintel]

imagine if it had take a swing blessing

[frozen kernel]

But I also really like drawing with pencil

[hard nexus]

GW lets the mk4 lights stagger a crusher (but its not enough to activate opportunist for some reason (which is especially weird because it does on revved heavies))

[acoustic dune]

nah that sound stinky, lets dance instead (draw in magma.com)

[brave cedar]

grrrr woof woof

im playing darktide

[acoustic dune]

zealot chat aint never beating the furry aleegation

[modern lintel]

@spare talon you should use your mind powers and make the devs give more weapons take a swing blessing that only shovel for some reason gets

[spare dome]

opportunist continues to be bad

[acoustic dune]

anyhow imma go jork it

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-dmca-jerma985-aaeeoo-jerma-aaeeoo-gif-19671679

[clever swan]

always have been

[acoustic dune]

@modern lintel you are the lad who made me draw a mpreg brunt

[modern lintel]

me never

[acoustic dune]

let that be on record

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762816022616080386/1320765807005007913/tumblr_e2f980731375ee555c81af325b52f4e7_07ddaef8_540.webp

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1166785409938903211/1210998337747025990/caption-20.gif

[lament blaze]

flamer setup for havoc?

[drowsy steppe]

blaze away and pen flame

[lament blaze]

n perks?

[drowsy steppe]

flak and unyielding

[mighty root]

I do blaze away and over pressure

[acoustic dune]

someone connected to my laptop

what da fuck

[lament blaze]

this build has crit chance on the flamer and that felt sus

but i dont know enough to call it bs

[mighty root]

Flak and unyielding

[lament blaze]

gotchya

[acoustic dune]

dude i live alone and someone just bluetooth connected me

wth

[visual stream]

I think one of the only weapons you MIGHT want crit chance on is psyker flamer

Even then

Not an objectively correct choice like the damage perks are

[acoustic dune]

sad that psycher cant use non warpweapaon crit

[lament blaze]

tanner put crit chance on his ds

ive been running that

crit chance cara

[acoustic dune]

ey phill

[drowsy steppe]

the forbidden name has been uttered

[obsidian prairie]

I love bringing martyrdom thunder hammer into games with my leveling friend

Just for oneshotting bosses infront of new randoms

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jover-gif-16964140724042266462

[placid fiber]

Sounds about right

[lament blaze]

reformed™️

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-40k-40k-tts-tts-if-the-emperor-had-a-text-to-speech-device-gif-25047215

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-rogal-rogal-dorn-dorn-gif-20946436

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-text-to-speech-triumphant-arousal-custodes-gif-27361741

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-emperor-prohibition-hammer-warhammer-gif-14213065

[modern lintel]

fabricated

[misty nova]

Awaken
My
Masters

[acoustic dune]

let the record show that the defendant unepic_cole sayed ''nuh uh''

[pale spindle]

Bruh I don't honestly care how cringe or gross a social niche is

I don't have violent fantasies of them dying via a mega power trip unless it's from a hate group that has mutual feelings towards me 💀

Furries are literally compared to hate groups like Nazis, and it makes me wonder the moral priorities they have if they think a Furry is just as "cringe" as someone who would kill me for the color of my skin

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-hornet-hollow-knight-gif-5503458344524908864

[frozen kernel]

I thought he was still going but I realized it was a reply

I was gonna be like holy shit

[fleet zealot]

in society, being cringe and annoying is seen as a bigger threat than being actually evil

[spare dome]

that's because you can legally act against evil but cringe exists in a gray area that only God governs

[frozen kernel]

Nade’s personal Joe Chill was a furry with a Glock

I’m convinced

[acoustic dune]

as to quote someone

''god is dead and we killed him''

''also that corpse look hot''

[spare dome]

we yiffed that omnipotent fool into pieces

[acoustic dune]

prease never utter that word

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[frozen kernel]

I mean tbh nothing anyone has said has trod any new ground

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221205014043951266/1303263168822247464/emoji.gif

[fleet zealot]

but it's not sexualized it's a meme drawing lmao

[frozen kernel]

“I don’t like seeing ass in my face when I don’t ask for it” is pretty universal and we all agreed on it

[acoustic dune]

i used to have the skill to draw stuff in lewd pose

[grand tangle]

It can be both

[acoustic dune]

weirdly a lot of male

[frozen kernel]

It’s the insistence on condemning every single furry like they’re the same thing

They’re not

Fur suit furries and 15 year olds drawing in their algebra class are not in the same boat

[grand tangle]

Like how I don't post random stoner shit here, please don't post random furry shit here

All I ask

[lament blaze]

True. 15 year olds, (all of them) are abominations

[drowsy steppe]

I can paint nude figures but havent dipped into trying lewd poses lmao

[fleet zealot]

LMAO

[spare dome]

you're in zealot chat my dude, and have been for a while

[fleet zealot]

how are you furryphobic but smoke weed

[drowsy steppe]

no need to gatekeep what people can post here

[spare dome]

you know what's up here

[acoustic dune]

i will not take it lying saying that MY mogburster is a mpreg

[fleet zealot]

that's peak right lib

[frozen kernel]

Furry people are gonna use furry gifs. Weebs are gonna use anime and vtuber gifs

I do not reserve the right to mald about it

[remote lark]

Why is stoner still whining

[drowsy steppe]

Shadowheart people will post shadowhearts

[lament blaze]

And we will hate them all

[remote lark]

It's been an hour

[lament blaze]

mwah

[acoustic dune]

drawing something with a belly is not preggo art

[spare dome]

is president trump preggo art

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[grand tangle]

Someone @d me

[acoustic dune]

you darn delusional projecting bugger

[drowsy steppe]

man I cant wait to paint this shadowheart Idea I got

[frozen kernel]

So proud of u

[fleet zealot]

are we going to make a new "I consent, I consent, I don't" meme

[frozen kernel]

Keep procrastinating, king/queen

[fleet zealot]

the myth of consensual artwork

[drowsy steppe]

not procrastinating but more having to do my finals this semester this weekend 😭

[fleet zealot]

mogburster, knify, and stoner

[frozen kernel]

Yeah we didn’t ask the fetus if we could draw it

[acoustic dune]

i can actually make that given the chance

[frozen kernel]

Smh my head

[lament blaze]

So true king

[drowsy steppe]

posting furry in my holy zealot chat smh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762816022616080386/1320765807005007913/tumblr_e2f980731375ee555c81af325b52f4e7_07ddaef8_540.webp

[remote lark]

Nooo a furry used a furry gif

Not in my havocs

[drowsy steppe]

maaaaaybe youll be on an actual path to git gud

maaaybe youll be on my level kid

[frozen kernel]

Holy shit I thought that was Steam forums for a second

Reddit is wild lmao

[fleet zealot]

like, lowkey i'm glad i'm just

not a furry

[drowsy steppe]

genuinely game is too easy to justify gatekeeping havocs

[fleet zealot]

but a furry supportive adjacent

[drowsy steppe]

no

[remote lark]

as long as you aren't a freak like who cares

[drowsy steppe]

game is too easy

[grizzled aspen]

-The Freak

[remote lark]

so many ppl (and furries) can't keep shit to themselves or in the bedroom

[lament blaze]

the game is too easy for people who put in too many hours into it

[remote lark]

yeah but there's a time and place for stuff like

[frozen kernel]

Look on any given day I’ll be the TL the furry death squad as a joke, but they’re literally just people it’s so not that deep

[remote lark]

I'm not here posting my art n stuff in the channel or talking about furry shit out of context

[lament blaze]

all of us fall into this category

[grizzled aspen]

We still know youre a bottom and sleep in a cage.

[frozen kernel]

Like “regular” people are weird and thirsty, we call them gooners now

[remote lark]

bruh

[drowsy steppe]

yea being freaky online isnt a furry exclusive thing I get turned off by overly flirty people

[frozen kernel]

We can say “yeah those people are weird” without damning a whole group

[grizzled aspen]

Sorry that was meaner than I intended.

[frozen kernel]

It really just comes down to you know…boundaries

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna go to bed now so I stop being an asshole.

[remote lark]

Havocs tomight?

[grizzled aspen]

That depends entirely on whether or not I sleep through my alarm.

[remote lark]

If not tm I'm off early

[frozen kernel]

I’m free tm so I should be around most of the day

[grizzled aspen]

Tomorrow then.

[frozen kernel]

Gotta run some errands in the early afternoon

But that’s like, before you wake up/get off

[grizzled aspen]

I feel like if I play havocs tonight I'm going to have a banquet of crusher overheads shoved down my throat.

[pale spindle]

wait, they are a stoner? 💀

[frozen kernel]

I’ve always felt I do better at games when I stop playing them for a period of time, maybe you’re the same

[remote lark]

Orcka when they discover reading

[pale spindle]

I have been clean for 2 years, best decision I have made

stoners def tried to gaslight me into oblivion that I didn't need help

[drowsy steppe]

I actively do worse on a game if I dont constantly play it

[remote lark]

I have bad anxiety issues so I occasionally take an edible

[grizzled aspen]

No work just completely melted my brain.

[remote lark]

other than thst I'm not a druggie or anything

[lament blaze]

I'm clean by force. Smoked like a chimney until like 22 then i suddenly started hating it

[spare dome]

there's never less than three drugs in my system at any given time

[lament blaze]

body rejected it

[drowsy steppe]

the worse thing Ive put in me is just cigarettes

[quartz marsh]

I tend to get anxious of almost everything, more so if its something I haven't done yet and unsure how'd it go.

[grizzled aspen]

Standing in the same exact spot for four hours and listening to customers frantically bitch at me about pricing and other things I cannot control while having to keep my calm and collected customer service personality going and keeping an anxiety attack at bay at the same time drained my soul like you wouldn't believe.

[quartz marsh]

Pretty sure once it lead to me getting a panic attack, wasnt pleasant.

[grizzled aspen]

Also juggling 3 other cashiers because my front end manager went home early and I'm the only one that knows what I'm doing.

[frozen kernel]

I’ve bounced back and forth between problematic and just straight quitting because my brain refuses to form a habit. I’m at the point now where I can buy an ounce for $50, and it lasts me nearly a month otherwise I just drink water lol

[grizzled aspen]

MF THE COMPUTER TELLS YOU HOW TO RUN A CHECK

LEFT EDGE FIRST, FACE DOWN

[frozen kernel]

I don’t drink or gamble, not big on skins

[remote lark]

I have specific things that set me off otherwise I'm solid

[frozen kernel]

I like to think I’m pretty good with my money

It’s mostly that it helps me wind down after work, otherwise I’ll be wired until like 8am

I have too much energy and melatonin doesn’t affect me

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing I cannot gripe about is that the poor girl on the 4th register had a printer that didn't work and she was about to break down in tears because she had no idea how to do a check by hand.

Everything else in my day could absolutely have been avoided.

[frozen kernel]

We love the grocery grind

Godspeed, Frog

[remote lark]

get shoe inserts frog

[frozen kernel]

Genuinely

[grizzled aspen]

I fucking hate my job man.

[grand tangle]

Get a better job

[grizzled aspen]

It's not even my coworkers, its that customers are so bitchy about shit I cant fix and my boss is an asshole.

[acoustic dune]

@fleet zealot

[remote lark]

Ahhhahahahahhha

[frozen kernel]

Yeah one of my close friends in HS was stuck for a while because they paid decently, but the bullshit levels were off the charts

[grand tangle]

Go work at a construction company and stand around a road for 10hrs a day and get paid

[grizzled aspen]

Eat shit.

[frozen kernel]

Whether it was the customers or the coworkers the shit she’d tell me about had my brain melting out of my ears

[grizzled aspen]

I've done my time with manual labor.

[grand tangle]

OK then

[grizzled aspen]

My body physically will not allow me to do that anymore.

[pale spindle]

btw got my new monitor just now 😤

[grand tangle]

I find it better than dealing with customers

[frozen kernel]

I did landscaping and tiling for 3 summers of HS

[grizzled aspen]

If I try to go run wire again I fear my spine will shatter upon getting back to the ground floor.

[frozen kernel]

The problem is that the people you work with are even worse

[drowsy steppe]

I think Im luckier than most to be able to earn money just working in my uncles place. Essentially working from home

[grand tangle]

This is true

[frozen kernel]

No matter how much more competent you are than anyone on site, they’ll treat you like shit for some stupid reason

[grizzled aspen]

Thank fuck I am studying gunsmithing, hopefully when I graduate I'll be able to find a good job with the skills I have.

[acoustic dune]

they game me as a artist too much power

[hearty nebula]

real

[grand tangle]

Lots of drunks and fent addicts are building houses here in florida

[spare dome]

i dont mind custies tbh

[frozen kernel]

Holy fuck blue collar work is just Quickplay Queue

[hearty nebula]

can confirm this

florida is full of fent addicts

[grand tangle]

Which bodes well for hurricane dmg in the future

[frozen kernel]

It’s mostly coke and some fent up here

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to engrave a 100r 5.56 mag with @remote lark's sona and mail it to him.

[fleet zealot]

hell yea

[frozen kernel]

You don’t see zombies as much as you see the people who are a little too zippy at 4am

[remote lark]

wat

[grizzled aspen]

It will absolutely not be filled with tannerite.

[hearty nebula]

heroin most common where i was from

most people here in TN if they do drugs its just mushrooms or weed

[acoustic dune]

used it whenever you want

[drowsy steppe]

gold

[frozen kernel]

Playing the game where you gauge whether or not they were telling more of their story, or genuinely asking you a question

[hearty nebula]

at least that's my experience with it

[grand tangle]

I work with a guy who has been to prison twice and never shuts up about it

[acoustic dune]

you have my consent

[spare dome]

idk its hard to take a customer calling the bathrooms closed criminal to your face seriously when you know its closed because you pulled a dead body out of it the other day

[grand tangle]

Not sure if he wants to go back or smth

[hearty nebula]

bragging about going to prison is

[spare dome]

you eventually find perspective that none of this shit matters

[hearty nebula]

moronic

[spare dome]

here's your remade latte, idiot

[grizzled aspen]

It's hard to look customers dead in the face and say "yes that's shit on the floor" because 99% of customers at my store are old people that can't tell they're actively shitting their pants.

[pale spindle]

woooaah my eyes need to get used to this new resolution

[copper hawk]

yo mamas

[hearty nebula]

no they know

[frozen kernel]

It’s the sense of entitlement when that idiot starts asking hypotheticals like “What if a pregnant woman had an emergency and needed it” and you just want to ask “Are you a pregnant woman?”

[hearty nebula]

they know they're shitting themselves

they just don't care

[spare dome]

theyre shuffling out as fast as they can

[fleet zealot]

my bfriend likes banana candy so i got him a bunch of new stuff i only see online

[hearty nebula]

hi cica!!!!

:D

[acoustic dune]

o god the twink is here

[hearty nebula]

epic

get me some too

[grizzled aspen]

The psychological damage having to mop up literal liquid shit does to my brain every day is immense.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[hearty nebula]

i love banana candy...

[grand tangle]

No, they still care, they're just too old to move fast enough or clench hard enough

[spare dome]

my favourite was:
"But wouldn't offering bathrooms be a courtesy?"
" ... Yes. It would be a courtesy." And then I shut the door while her brain processed her own argument.

[hearty nebula]

i guess it depends on how old we mean by "old"

[frozen kernel]

My first job when I got my working papers at 15 was at Chuck E Cheese

[hearty nebula]

my perspective is skewed ig because i worked at a hospital for a bit & did nursing home on weekends

lol

[frozen kernel]

One day they were convinced a child shit themselves and went down the slide

So they sent me up because I fit in the skytubes

Turns out it was just ice cream sandwich chocolate

[grizzled aspen]

If they cared they would leave or go to the bathroom and fix the problem. Instead they just keep shuffling around the store, shopping for items they don't need, spreading their feces across the WHITE TILE FLOOR THAT IT STAINS.

[frozen kernel]

Because it didn’t literally smell like shit up there in the closed air fucking tunnels

Hilarious the amount of kids that get lost in there

[grand tangle]

oh

[grizzled aspen]

I cannot seriously believe people can actively shit themselves and not know.

[fleet zealot]

tbf, i heard having a medical condition that makes it so you have to go sucks, even if you flash your medical proof

[grizzled aspen]

It is utterly baffling.

[fleet zealot]

drugs, drunk or old

or a combination

[spare dome]

yea but starbucks aint responsible for the city providing zero public facilities

i had an old lady threaten to report us to the news and i was like, oh god, please, please do, i would love for the city to have this conversation

but we're not gonna open ours, thats the end of it lol

we had three deaths in there and another outside who was a 16 year old kid who shot up in there first

do not fucken care, shit yourself

[frozen kernel]

Most of my interactions at work now I just laugh and get to be a little shitty like, “Are you done? Cool, so here’s what we’re gonna do”

[pale spindle]

SOMEONE SAID HYPOTHETICALS?

[frozen kernel]

Because at the end of the day I’m a chaperone for grown adults who cannot behave

[wanton fossil]

I open up zealot chat to see a fucking Ben Shapiro picture….

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-hi-bye-gif-8390063

[acoustic dune]

ah sorry lemme go get the moghound

[frozen kernel]

Do not talk about my wife’s wet ass pussy 😤😤😤

[grand tangle]

Look up 'ifunny' on discord gifs (don't do this at 3am)

[drowsy steppe]

theres some whores in this house..

[spare dome]

why does your wife have an ass pussy

[grizzled aspen]

Remember that Ben cannot make his wife... yknow.

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/H0hqoSiWDAs

[acoustic dune]

isnt his sister like super hot?

[frozen kernel]

Highlight of the other week, I had to tell a woman that she cannot allow her children to sprint up and down the wooden floor hallways in a historic property…at 11:45PM

[grizzled aspen]

Yes. I will not elaborate.

[wanton fossil]

I mean

[frozen kernel]

As if this was not common knowledge

That people don’t want to hear an elementary schooler screeching at the top of their lungs

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, first, why is a child awake at 11:45pm?

Second, why does a parent have said child out of the house at that hour?

[wanton fossil]

sigh
open google

[frozen kernel]

This adult needed to be told this by me specifically, because her parents literally gave her a look like “We told you this was a stupid idea, now you’re in trouble”

[frozen kernel]

The father gets home late and he “wants to spend time with the kids”

[wanton fossil]

Goddammit

[acoustic dune]

speaking of property made me remenber the time when i was at florence and told to not rub the wall

[placid fiber]

[acoustic dune]

(it was smooth and fantastic)

[grizzled aspen]

Something something, awooga, something something.

Told you.

[wanton fossil]

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not apologizing.

You were the one that googled her.

[acoustic dune]

frog?

more like

freak

[grizzled aspen]

Freak, yeah.

[wanton fossil]

Okay wait a minute she’s an adult

[grizzled aspen]

Did you think she wasnt???

[drowsy steppe]

todd howard?

[wanton fossil]

THE FIRST RESULT THAT COMES UP ON GOOGLE IS A FUCKING CHILD

[grizzled aspen]

OH NO

HOLY FUCK

[wanton fossil]

LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[frozen kernel]

I literally broke it down for this woman, “Do you understand that it’s not fair to other parents who might have put their children to bed two hours ago, to have them woken up by your children screaming and running past the door?”

She just stared blankly

[acoustic dune]

he is testing ''features''