zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

If only it didn't suck cock and balls

[frozen kernel]

Ludsword was also the weenie meta slave sword if I remember right

[hexed igloo]

It's the only weapon in the game I actively think is bad

[gleaming kelp]

Might just be you

[hexed igloo]

I didn't know bb had a meta

[opal star]

beast cleaver, the cooler threaded cane

[frozen kernel]

Threaded cane is for sophisticated gentlemen with adequately sized members

[hexed igloo]

Beast cutter gang 🗣️

[frozen kernel]

I just remember watching a lot of PvP videos to get my secondhand enjoyment and soooo many people used the sword that turned into bigger sword

Moonlight totally under appreciated

Until people looked back on it years later

[opal star]

oh boy I can’t wait to do bloodborne pvp

[frozen kernel]

And went “fuck Bloodborne had the best moonlight greatsword”

[opal star]

gets staggered once

[frozen kernel]

Followed closely by Dks2

[opal star]

game what do you mean they can shoot me while I’m popping a blood vial

[frozen kernel]

Look at the Dks2 moonlight

Fuck man

[gleaming kelp]

I kinda liked the Elden Ring one

[hexed igloo]

Only souls game I did pvp was ds3

I used the dual katanas, onikiri and ubadachi, which were sort of a forgotten weapon

In my 2 years of pontiff fight club I never saw anyone else use em

[frozen kernel]

The Elden Ring one was too paddley

Imo

[hexed igloo]

Yeah not a fan of the er mlgs

[lament blaze]

only souls game i did pvp was also ds3

because my boy wanted to do co-op and i had to protect him

:^)

[frozen kernel]

Very wide blade looks like the fake Blueblood one from Dks2

[hexed igloo]

Bro I did that too

It was so good getting invaded in like the high wall and seeing this guy so a visible double take at me in full fashion set with dual scythes

[lament blaze]

sometimes i'd load up my unreasonably high leveled pyro and just hide

and they'd come for him and i'd one shot them

it was. good times

[hexed igloo]

I was the wall standing between my homie and them

You gotta kill a boss to get to this guy bozo

[autumn sundial]

got pulled away by the kids so i Missed any info about a Crit build.

[lament blaze]

I never did fight club or anything.

If you need additional player-made rules to make pvp fun then I'm not really interested in playing.

[autumn sundial]

Everything online seems outdated

[hexed igloo]

Had a guy shooting at me for like 45 minutes in the woods with a shortbow, I just tanked everything, took about 30 shots before I had to heal

I finally got him to come out for a duel

Oneshot hiim

[frozen kernel]

Fight club was just like, player security matchmaking

[lament blaze]

With a list of BM nonos

[frozen kernel]

Instead of being summoned by 3 people and instantly ganked

You get summoned to a world where if anyone goes apeshit

They get murdered

And you just fight until you die

It wasn’t like you needed a binder of rules. Just don’t be a dipshit

Wait your turn to fight and if you don’t have the patience, black crystal out and stop putting your sign down at the PVP hotspot lol

[lament blaze]

Allow prebuffing i felt was dumb

[frozen kernel]

Fromsoft games have babied hosts so much at this point invading fucking sucks

[frozen kernel]

Just throw a dueling pot at them lol

[hexed igloo]

I would just point at someone and they'd usually get it

[frozen kernel]

If a guy wants to sit there applying every buff in the game, I’m just gonna turn it off and kite them for a minute while they mald

Most of the buffs only lasted 60s

[lament blaze]

My friend who did do a lot of fight club was scolded a lot

[hexed igloo]

Yeah pontiff club was just pick a guy and swing at him

[lament blaze]

For bm behavior that didn't seem bm

[frozen kernel]

Define this behavior because this sounds like bullshit lol

[hexed igloo]

What was he doing lmao

[frozen kernel]

“He only backstab fished every opponent and pointed down after the fights, dunno why everyone was so upset”

[lament blaze]

No no it was build related

I'll have to ask

[hexed igloo]

Sounds bullshit tbh, I've never had issues build-relating

[frozen kernel]

I mean there are some wiener builds but you just laugh at the person and kill them, it’s not a big deal lol

[lament blaze]

Maybe, I didn't witness it on stream so I can't be 100% certain

[frozen kernel]

Sounds like sad losers malding

Your friend is prolly fine

[hexed igloo]

Honeslty bro was probably salty and malding

Ds equivalent of screaming that they're cheating

[lament blaze]

But it sounded a lot like diablo 2 pvp so i bought it

[frozen kernel]

I had Juutas19whateverthefuck start DMing our mutual friend when I killed him on stream with a fucking silver knight sword

[lament blaze]

Which is a laundry list of rules and bans

[frozen kernel]

“That build seems kinda sus”

[mighty root]

Real

[hexed igloo]

Dying to the silver knight sword is a skill issue

[frozen kernel]

My build with 30VIT and 60FTH to put DMB on an absolute trash can weapon

[mighty root]

I did a health regen build on ds3

[frozen kernel]

He walked into an R2

The R2 of the silver knight sword

Is a fucking one handed overhead

DKS1 DIDNT HAVE CHARGED R2’S EITHER

[mighty root]

What’s with people who never level vigor?

[hexed igloo]

I had a build that looked pure dex, legion armor, dual katanas n shit, but I was pretty specced into pyro. They'd try roll behind me and I catch them with the perfect sacred flame and oneshot them

[frozen kernel]

DKS3 I had a pyro build that used the thrall axe because it was a tiny hatchet with quickstep

That was the most fun I’ve ever had in PvP

It topped my Estoc/Warped Sword powerstance build in Dks2

[hexed igloo]

Also blood grease on the dual katanas fucks so hard, innate bleed + grease means bleed procs in like 2 hits

[frozen kernel]

Freeaiming pyro is a gift from the Japanese

They didn’t have to make it so disgustingly fun

[mighty root]

I remember when bleed was so broken in ds3

[frozen kernel]

They never tell you how powerful unlocking is

You just have to find out one day

[hexed igloo]

Was? Nah bruh it still is

[frozen kernel]

Yeah ER bleed was lobotomite tier

[hexed igloo]

Esp with onikiri and ubadachi, one skill hit procs bleed unless they're particularly resistant

[mighty root]

Kinda in elden ring is a crutch and people get flirted by it

[mighty root]

REAL

[hexed igloo]

No I mean in ds3

[frozen kernel]

Rivers of Blood allowed so many babies to L2 their way through the second half of ER while their phantoms tanked all the damage

[mighty root]

Ohhh

[hexed igloo]

Er yeah but still broken in ds3

[mighty root]

Yeah it’s good still

I loved frostbite in ds3

[hexed igloo]

Anything with inherent bleed that can be greased goes crazy with blood grease

[frozen kernel]

Scorching take, Elden Ring is actually one of the worst FS games imo

[burnt belfry]

I want a line of the zealot whenever he sees the Psyker get a buncha kills like what Saltzypyre says to the elf
“Every kill earns a portion of my trust…. KEEP IT UP WITCH!”

[hexed igloo]

Ds2

[frozen kernel]

I appreciate that they tried a lot of new stuff

I don’t like how a lot of it landed

[mighty root]

Not really but it does have bad areas

[frozen kernel]

And they royally fucked PvP

Along with the PVE just feeling very unsatisfying

And the DLC being kinda wank

[mighty root]

For me is ds2

[hexed igloo]

They should have just had normal coop for er, not this shitass fog walls and summon marks

[frozen kernel]

But normies thought that shit was FIRE

[mighty root]

Soul memory and agility are the worst things fromsoft has done

[hexed igloo]

The only, only issue I have with the dlc is how much empty space there is, same with the basegame tbh but less so

[frozen kernel]

I think if you removed the stupid weapon durability and soul memory, Dark Souls 2 SOTF would be the best souls game

[hexed igloo]

Cerulean coast and the jagged peak are beautiful and just incredible, but there's just fucking nothing there

Same with the frenzy woods

[mighty root]

And your i frames being tied to a stat

[hexed igloo]

I think the durability was just a phase, bloodborne has it too lmao

[mighty root]

My favorite from soft game is still sekiro

[hexed igloo]

Peakborne is peak

Sekiro, I initially hated

[frozen kernel]

Yeah I always forget about ADP because I level it to 12-14 and then forget about it for the entire game

[hexed igloo]

I came back to try again, and breezed through the entire game in about 30 hours

[frozen kernel]

But it is a stupid idea from the time

You know what wasn’t?

LIFE GEMS

[hexed igloo]

Scorching hot take

[frozen kernel]

Mobile is not cooperating with the cold rn

[hexed igloo]

Sekiro is lowkwy too easy

[frozen kernel]

Once you understand the flow of Sekiro, the worst of it is just navigating the friggen map

[hexed igloo]

Xp is dumb as shit too

[mighty root]

Yeah when you get it down it’s just easy

[hexed igloo]

The hardest boss in the game for me was snake-eyes shirafuji

[frozen kernel]

Yeah but in Dks2 it was so bad that you could literally break your weapon from 100% by the time you finished a level like No Mans Wharf

[mighty root]

That and inner Isshin

[frozen kernel]

It was horrific

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna be honest inner isshin wasn't that bad lmao

[mighty root]

And inner demon of hatered

[hexed igloo]

I beat base isshin with like 4 prayer necklaces, and had 6 flasks left

[frozen kernel]

Bloodborne I have repaired my axe once and despite killing the entirety of sewers + Eileen + Gascoigne my kirkhammer has not lost a single point of dura

[hexed igloo]

You've been upgrading it right?

Upgrades repair too

[mighty root]

Took me like 5 hours

[hexed igloo]

Wait you mother fucker you killed Eileen?

I don't think we can be friends anymore

[frozen kernel]

I didn’t know this. But I applied all the upgrades at once so it hardly made a difference

[hexed igloo]

You're uninvited from my birthday party

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-no-way-home-green-goblin-im-here-i-see-you-gif-24788117

In this world

It’s drip or drown, hoonter

[hexed igloo]

There's literally no reason to kill her bruh

[frozen kernel]

Drip

Or

Drown

[hexed igloo]

You get her stuff later

[frozen kernel]

Yeah after a lengthy quest line

[hexed igloo]

She's literally the easiest quest in the game to do

[frozen kernel]

For a covenant I literally can’t even use

Because no online

She’s not even our Solaire buddying up for like half the games bosses

[hexed igloo]

You're stupid hunter mark applies regardless

It's not just in pvp

[frozen kernel]

What are you talking about

[hexed igloo]

??? What are you talking about

[lament blaze]

bloodborne please come to pc thanks

[frozen kernel]

The fuck are you on about?

[hexed igloo]

Finishing her quest rewards you with the hunter mark

[lament blaze]

much love

[hexed igloo]

Which gives boosted stamina regen

[frozen kernel]

Okay?

And she has a cool cape

[hexed igloo]

What do you mean online covenant

[frozen kernel]

So I killed her and took it

[hexed igloo]

There's nothing online about anything with eileen

[lament blaze]

can you finish quest then kill? 🤔

[hexed igloo]

She dies at the end of the quest

[frozen kernel]

https://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Hunter+of+Hunters

[hexed igloo]

You get the badge so you can buy her stufd

[frozen kernel]

You fucking crackhead

[stone fern]

wounds work on throwing knives right?

[hexed igloo]

The mark gives boosted stamina regen

You get nothing via invading with it

[frozen kernel]

I don’t give a shit about the mark

We can’t invade, there’s no online

[hexed igloo]

Covenants only mean anything if you get anything from it

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/god-emperor-warhammer-40k-gif-14288811

YES EXACTLY

[hexed igloo]

I know what are you on about

[frozen kernel]

YOU UNDERSTAND

[hexed igloo]

You said useless covenant

The mark gives you better stamina regeneration, and it's one of the best covenant marks just because of that

It's worth doing her quest purely for that

[frozen kernel]

My first full playthrough will not live or die by a PvP covenant I cannot use and a fucking Chloranthy Ring, dude

Most people who didn’t have guides didn’t FIND Eileen

It’s not the end of the world

Let me enjoy my game

[hexed igloo]

Bruh it's not a oh my God you need this mark, it's nice to have

And killing Eileen is unforgivable

[frozen kernel]

You’re coming at me like “WTF BRO HOW CAN YOU KILL HER SHIT IS SO GOOD BRO WTF”

[hexed igloo]

Idc that you don't like the mark

[copper hawk]

Yo mama unforgiveable

[hexed igloo]

I care you killed eileen

[frozen kernel]

I’ll do it again

Wanna see my headless Karlach photo?

[hexed igloo]

You're uninvited from my goon session

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[candid thorn]

I just got this as a mission award. I think aggrodump shroudfield build is calling for me...

[frozen kernel]

You misunderstand something very important

I am the embodiment of biting off your nose to spite your face

[copper hawk]

What doez dat even mean

[hexed igloo]

You misunderstand something very important too

I don't actually care about it at all lmao

[frozen kernel]

I’ll set the entire world on fire to stick it to one person

So if someone says “YOU GOTTA SAVE THIS GUY”

I’ll send them a screenshot of the body

[hexed igloo]

Ok you gotta protect Elon musk

[frozen kernel]

Fuck no

[hexed igloo]

Save him from the assassins

I expect to see a photo of his headless corpse within the week

[frozen kernel]

Elon is the one person I would burn it all to spite

[north sedge]

It's bad

[hearty nebula]

that's dog

[candid thorn]

Yeah but I'm broke af in terms of resources

[hearty nebula]

first target dump is like probably a worse dump than damage

lmfao

[candid thorn]

And it's like almost buffed

[frozen kernel]

For legal reasons I cannot confirm or deny the likelihood of this photograph entering existence

[north sedge]

First target is a dmg multiplier

Never dump that

[hexed igloo]

Blawg afraid to break federal law in a discord server 💀

I'm going to assassinate the president of the United States

[candid thorn]

How do you know that the knife is good btw? 80% on mobility?

[clever swan]

bro....

[hearty nebula]

tl;dr it's stinky doodoo

[hexed igloo]

Fed

[hearty nebula]

dump mobility

or i will mog you

[candid thorn]

[north sedge]

Mobility is the dump stat

[hearty nebula]

caterial infection

[opal star]

why does bro look so smug about it

[clever swan]

a case of domesticated head cat

symptom: cat thinking

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[copper hawk]

Me

[drowsy steppe]

based

[remote lark]

u probably shouldn't post that

[frozen kernel]

So at some point in 2024 they added a FUCKTON more dialogue to Karlach’s first interaction. It’s now basically impossible to Juhani yourself

You have to literally say, “Don’t care, didn’t listen, gonna kill you now” three separate times before it engages combat

[drowsy steppe]

I dont get the Juhani reference xd

[drowsy steppe]

ooh yea I did this many times

[frozen kernel]

KOTOR when you first become a Jedi, they send you out into the grove to go “deal” with some dark side shit going down

[drowsy steppe]

yada yada Karlach Im sure your storys interesting but youre dead in this playthrough

sry buddy o

[frozen kernel]

You get there and this chick freezes your party members and forces you into a 1v1

If you don’t pick the right dialogue options when you guys talk, she won’t feel like she’s worth redeeming and you’ll have to finish her

[drowsy steppe]

bruh

[frozen kernel]

Then you find her girlfriend on Korriban like

“You literally let her die you piece of shit”

And like…yeah you are…

Worst part is that I’m pretty sure they set her up too

Like they knew she’d go apeshit on the master but they didn’t expect her to run?

Either way Juhani is a really really interesting character, but most people when we played as kids have no idea that a random enemy is actually a potential companion

BG3 does it with Minthara instead

[drowsy steppe]

eeeh thing with random enemy potentially a companion usually they have a suspicious amount of dialogue that points towards them being a companion

[visual stream]

I would love to recruit Minthara but unfortunately I had to long rest in a THREE BOSS DUNGEON and this indeed forced me to lose her as an option

[frozen kernel]

You have to be a blockheaded hardcore paladin roleplayer in order to actually commit to killing Karlach if you aren’t just doing it to spite your friends now

Meanwhile Minthara is just kinda like

A random miniboss

[drowsy steppe]

also yea sometimes your companions will just go 'wait brother, shes got a point'

[frozen kernel]

Like you can’t recruit the Bugbear who’s speaking with the dead mindflayer

[visual stream]

With no way of reasonably knowing you could recruit her

[frozen kernel]

He’s a named NPC too

You might think ZEVLOR IS A COMPANION

[visual stream]

And a convoluted way to recruit her

[frozen kernel]

BECAUSE HES A GODDAMN PALADIN

NOPE

[frozen kernel]

This

[drowsy steppe]

do you not play evil

Ive been saying

[frozen kernel]

If you don’t meta game and know to use non lethal attacks, you are not using non lethal attacks

[visual stream]

My heart is too pure to choose the mean dialogue options

[drowsy steppe]

most players no guts to do what they should to experience minthara

[frozen kernel]

So few people actually do “pacifist” builds that it’s not happening in the average game like Skyrim stealth archer

[obsidian prairie]

I barely used leveled spells there I think you have a skill issue

[drowsy steppe]

recruiting minthara isnt as convoluted

[visual stream]

No, I have a "stretching my resources thin to use as little LRs as possible" issue

[drowsy steppe]

when you actually recruit her the way Larian intended it to

[obsidian prairie]

Same

[wanton fossil]

oooh the Minthara recruitment convo looool

[visual stream]

Being too efficient without knowing that exact consequence was my issue

[drowsy steppe]

yea this is my main complaint

[frozen kernel]

I mean Minthara saying “we’re gonna make the absolute so proud together” when you help her slaughter the refugees seems less like “I’m your companion now” and more “You’ve locked into the evil route”

[obsidian prairie]

Elixir syndrome is my eternal nemesis

[drowsy steppe]

I legit hate that Larian in a way legitimize knocking out minthara

like in universe

[frozen kernel]

It’s just…kinda lazy

[drowsy steppe]

no reason at all to do that. Its literally metagaming that a party would ever do that

[frozen kernel]

They did such a good job with almost everyone and everything else

[visual stream]

They could've done more cool interactions with non-lethal stuff to incentivize natural discovery

[frozen kernel]

But it’s weirdly out of place requiring meta knowledge yeah

[visual stream]

Unless they did, and nobody uses it enough to know LOL

[wanton fossil]

Go in deep. Kill the grove. Let Shart fulfil her dreams. Ascend Astarion.

[polar nexus]

Wdym?

[frozen kernel]

Other things like dropping the hydraulic press in Grymforge at least you can DEDUCE yourself

In game

By looking around and reading shit

[north sedge]

It was only added to placate people angry that they couldn't get her on a good playthrough

[visual stream]

Troo probably

[polar nexus]

Wait you can get her now???

[north sedge]

Knock her out

[wanton fossil]

KILL. THE. GROVE.

[polar nexus]

But you lose the other guy right?

[drowsy steppe]

nope

[north sedge]

Nope

[drowsy steppe]

its literally underused as a gameplay mechanic

[visual stream]

I can't get over that one paladin interaction with the caged goblin in the grove

[frozen kernel]

I always just stand in the way and say “PULL THE TRIGGER”

[obsidian prairie]

Knocking people out is underused on tabletop

[wanton fossil]

Even better, let Priestess Gut take you into her chambers to experiment on you

[frozen kernel]

“DO IT COWARD”

[obsidian prairie]

It’s like a footnote in nowhere

[drowsy steppe]

I remember that Vengeance Paladin bug where if you literally just walk inside Sazzas cage, you are doing an oathbreaking action

[frozen kernel]

Lots of things are underused on tabletop. Both due to fault of the GM and players

Like the dodge action

[visual stream]

Me being a half-elf, she thought I was resisting when I didn't fall asleep and attacked me

Like what

That seemed like a weird interaction

[frozen kernel]

Most DM’s don’t balance their encounters in a way that requires the party to do more than expend raw resources

[obsidian prairie]

Dodge is typically worse than doing anything but it does exist

[frozen kernel]

It’s what makes good DM’s really great

They understand the maths

[wanton fossil]

Godsdamnit Gut

Get your shit together

[frozen kernel]

They just made half elf easily the best race and I’m low key very sad

[wanton fossil]

I’m doing a run with a friend as a deep gnome barb and he’s a half-orc Druid; but most importantly everyone is naked

[frozen kernel]

On the one hand I really like racial bonuses that mean something. The problem is that most of them don’t and even more of them become useless in a video game as opposed to a TTRPG with a lot more interaction choices

[wanton fossil]

Results in some fucking unhinged screenshots

[frozen kernel]

Like regular Dnd suffers from it in different areas. There’s a lot of feats or even subclasses that are just kinda meh unless you have a campaign specifically for it

Skulker feat is useless if you don’t do a lot of actual dungeon diving

[visual stream]

I think one of very few Ls Larian made was that you can't use other party members' skills in dialogue events unless you knew they were there already

[obsidian prairie]

Doesn’t it also make ranged weapons silent

[frozen kernel]

Inquisitive Rogue is quirky but kinda meh if you aren’t roleplay heavy

[visual stream]

Especially for non-charisma MCs

[frozen kernel]

This so much this

When the whole party is talking

Let different people chime in

[visual stream]

I FUCKING LOVE Rogue Trader for this

[obsidian prairie]

Rogue trader does this just fine though

[frozen kernel]

Like a real party

EXCATLY

[visual stream]

God I need to play more RT

[livid rampart]

Onyx my half orc?

[obsidian prairie]

Beat rogue trader for the second time last night

Iconoclast heavy weapons soldier arch militant

[frozen kernel]

This is like 60% of what makes playing multiplayer in BG3 a miserable experience

[obsidian prairie]

My last attack against the boss was a 58 round magdump that was doing 400-500 damage per shot

[frozen kernel]

You need to glue yourselves together so nobody ends up incapable of talking their way out of a situation

And then the guard speaks to the wrong person

[visual stream]

Dude when I first picked up BG3 I thought the button to swap characters was for that exact reason

My disappointment was immeasurable

[frozen kernel]

There’s gotta be a mod, right?

[visual stream]

Like what other reason could I have for wanting to character swap in this moment other than to pickpocket/sneak around people

[wanton fossil]

SUCH a good game

[drowsy steppe]

technically we used to be able to do this

[frozen kernel]

Where in dialogue it’ll just be like [Shadowheart CON DC:16] Attempt to swallow the poison and grit your teeth

[drowsy steppe]

but then Larian forced the Avatar character to get priority on a dialogue

[frozen kernel]

And it just hot swaps the right party member into the actor position

THERES GOTTA BE

RIGHT?

[obsidian prairie]

Full party skill use should only be disabled in specific circumstances

Like

[frozen kernel]

I feel like neverwinter knights had it

But it’s been so long

[obsidian prairie]

There is literally no reason that I can’t just hand gale a book I can’t understand

[frozen kernel]

I’m not even gonna act like I’m saying that with any confidence

What’s crazy right

Get this

They went back to the drawing board

And made all new animations

To give short people proper kissing animations

[wanton fossil]

SoZ yes, but not NWN2 no

[frozen kernel]

You couldn’t go back and make animations for simply handing innocuous shit back and forth?

Jfc

Their next title better reflect all the money that BG3 printed

Or I’m gonna be real sad

[obsidian prairie]

Would’ve been funnier if they just brought a stool to every scene where they had to kiss someone

[frozen kernel]

The fact that they went back though

People were vocal enough about short kings not getting proper kisses from Shart

And I mean peach but like

It’s great lol

[drowsy steppe]

my working theory on how it took 8 months for patch 7 to release is because they have to get the actors back in the studio to do mocap and voice acting

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-killua-hxh-hunter-x-hunter-cat-face-gif-19439782

[candid thorn]

Kind of a shame that Minthara content was lackluster

Or at least when I played

[wanton fossil]

WELL that is disappointing as my deep gnome barb is trying ther damnedest to romance Shart

(But no one likes her rn)

[drowsy steppe]

adding new conversations and animations even as simple as handing out books would take a fair amount of work

[drowsy steppe]

is not

players just dont play evil 🤭

[candid thorn]

Pretty sure it was like bugged on release or something

I played durge, love how they handled it

[drowsy steppe]

Im talking of current version but tbf there was dialogue trigger bugs that she has

oh yea

@wanton fossil that time Minthara broke up with durge for resisting Bhaal

now thats a bug 😆

[candid thorn]

Resisting Bhaal cutscene was one of the better in the game for sure

[frozen kernel]

I think there’s enough recycled animations from the “pulling your invisible quest reward out of my ass and you placing it in your pocket” to do pretty easily

[frozen kernel]

In Balls Name ending with Minthara is low-key painful to watch

[wanton fossil]

YES

[frozen kernel]

The betrayal in her eyes

Very well animated oof ouch my soul

[candid thorn]

Oh yes defo

[wanton fossil]

A sample (censored) screenshot from the nudie run

[candid thorn]

lmao

[plush estuary]

modding has gone too far

where is this?

[steel agate]

I regret stopping my dark urge run early, got too invested in a regular custom with a necromancer wizard

[drowsy steppe]

thats not even mods

game has nude bodies built in

[wanton fossil]

Yeah no mods here

Fully no mods since it’s coop ha

[drowsy steppe]

literally genital selection

[frozen kernel]

Naked but no Nexusmods body proportions. This is acceptable

[drowsy steppe]

Im not joking

[candid thorn]

I still think that durge is the canonic origin in bg3

Deadass

[frozen kernel]

If your Shart was shaped like a kelp shake I was going to flay you alive

[drowsy steppe]

fair

[drowsy steppe]

though the few Ive seen they just look so awkward handing the item to the other character 😆

[drowsy steppe]

and theres no emotion at all

[wanton fossil]

No, I keep the companions OG

They’re perfect as-is imo

[frozen kernel]

Yes

[fleet zealot]

they should still do the bg3 expansion level 13-20, can even be it's own storyline/characters

[frozen kernel]

I actually do like how wide of a spread they covered with the party

[candid thorn]

naaaah it would be like a whole new game

dnd late skills are op af

[fleet zealot]

i mean yea

that's the point

[drowsy steppe]

you wanna see modding gone too far

[frozen kernel]

There’s good reasons to have many combos and those reasons range from, “It’s disgustingly good” to “I just like these folks”

[wanton fossil]

And I say that as someone who’s very curvy myself — I don’t care if the companions aren’t curvy

[drowsy steppe]

simping screenshots

[frozen kernel]

And the game doesn’t punish you that hard for building the shit party of your dreams

[drowsy steppe]

theres other screenshots that I obviously cannot post

[frozen kernel]

It’s a VERY forgiving game for being a dnd game

[wanton fossil]

Now that’s what I would expect

[candid thorn]

Mostly cuz some classes got uplifted and all classes in the game are solid as singular unit

Looking at you pre-2024 rework dnd rogue

[wanton fossil]

My other playthroughs I’ve romanced Astarion, Gale, and Lae’zel so far, so trying to get my Shartmance

[fleet zealot]

like the 2 connect nwn expansions, one was a much more simple grounded adventure and then hordes of the underdark was batshit insane

you were op, hell it went into prestige past level 20, but so were the enemies

[frozen kernel]

Rogue is effectively a barbarian. They just whack every turn, and it hurts a lot

[remote lark]

I mean the main thing is the revive scrolls and withers

It would be more like dnd if they didn't give those to u like candy

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/FqTalmmD1PE also a very generous game with its itemization

[frozen kernel]

I was gonna say case in point…nobody can actually die

[drowsy steppe]

I did some damage testing for a build the other day

2.3K DPR

[frozen kernel]

You can’t really lose anyone unless you do it on purpose

[candid thorn]

Dnd rework rogue looks hella strong btw

[drowsy steppe]

this isnt even the peak of whats possible

[candid thorn]

Like nuke level strong

[fleet zealot]

tbf, companion permadeath should only be from events in base

[candid thorn]

lmao

btw

[fleet zealot]

there should be a difficulty option where yes, you can lose your teammates if they go down in battle, less revive scrolls. but having it in base would suck

[candid thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5-zCYG6TYw&ab_channel=qrillionaire

funniest shit I've seen in bg3

Just hands down

[slate haven]

I missed her act 3 scene and now I’m scared I won’t get her ending

[candid thorn]

I fucking love this vid

[slate haven]

Forgot to ask her about the flowers

[remote lark]

Nades here...

[slate haven]

Omg hiiii

[remote lark]

Smelly...

[drowsy steppe]

yea I know that weapon its so silly

[slate haven]

My biggest fan 🫶

[drowsy steppe]

which one

[slate haven]

The swimming one

[wanton fossil]

I’ll never forgive myself/forget the uh… time I thought that collapsing the monastery would take care of the gith inquisitor and learnt the hard way that wasn’t true

[drowsy steppe]

is she a white hair?

[slate haven]

Ofc

[drowsy steppe]

you just long rest repeatedly in riv or lower city

[slate haven]

brodie

30 and counting

I’ve tried

[drowsy steppe]

hmmm thats weird

[fleet zealot]

u missed a single conversation/event/trigger hah

[slate haven]

Like

I have the relationship dialogue

[fleet zealot]

welcome back hardened leliana

[drowsy steppe]

uh whats her approval number

[slate haven]

How do I check that?

[drowsy steppe]

I know some scenes are tied to her approval number

[slate haven]

Console plebeian

[drowsy steppe]

💀

console doesnt show the exact numerical value of a characters approval unfortunately

[obsidian prairie]

CRPG on console

[slate haven]

It’s at exceptional

[obsidian prairie]

Fate worse than death

[slate haven]

And has been since end of act 1

[remote lark]

Nade unlovable true and real?

Cheating on me..

[slate haven]

Nah I got the demon girl scene

Worth

Nade loveable

But like

As long as it won’t effect me getting shart’s ending

I’m cool w it

[remote lark]

I have a new years resolution

I'm gonna be nicer to everyone

(Except nade)

Boom

I've evolved like a pokemon...

pawtism is no more...

I am now pawsitive vibes

[drowsy steppe]

it shouldnt Im sure

[hexed igloo]

Demon girls >

[drowsy steppe]

wait demon girl you mean Mizora naaaa

[slate haven]

Cool

Mizora bad asf

[drowsy steppe]

why you gotta do that bih like that

she aint worth

[remote lark]

Wait what

You can romance mizora?

[slate haven]

Yeah

[drowsy steppe]

you can sleep with her

[remote lark]

You're lying

LMFAO

[drowsy steppe]

and your romanced character or Wyll finds out the next morning

[lament blaze]

romance in vidya is always so trash

[drowsy steppe]

yes you can be a cheater to your partner

[slate haven]

Shart don’t care

[lament blaze]

"pick the right speech options to have shrecks"

[slate haven]

She said like she has her needs too and she don’t mind

[remote lark]

Devs don't get women

[lament blaze]

minigame for smooches

[slate haven]

Also

[lament blaze]

1: Yes
2: Even if they did it wouldn't matter imo

[fleet zealot]

my minigame is giving me a piece of cheese

[slate haven]

Duelist prerogative and bhaalist armor w craterflesh gloves and crit is my new favorite build

[remote lark]

Did you guys see that game misomething

[drowsy steppe]

the beast and its child

[remote lark]

It's like a yandere horror game

[drowsy steppe]

duelist pierogis

miside

[remote lark]

Yea

[drowsy steppe]

Ive seen clips of it

hot

[remote lark]

Did yall see yanderedev is like

on suicide watch cause of it

[drowsy steppe]

💀

[remote lark]

He's been crashing out for a month

[slate haven]

Just like me Fr Fr

[drowsy steppe]

Im like walking out in the middle of the day and getting hit by a truck in broad daylight type of energy with this new information

[drowsy steppe]

so true

[fleet zealot]

i can't open my mouth lest i violate the rules of this server

https://tenor.com/view/arcane-season-2-arcane-lest-gif-3864304702458004404

[obsidian prairie]

My brainrot forced me to do a double take for this

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/I76wvt0aEE4 if it means waiting 3 more years IM FINE

welcome back arcane

[slate haven]

Build is cooking

[obsidian prairie]

Looking at your class levels and holy based

I don't have the brain to do good multiclass but that is some good taste

I also play tabletop so I have to do the math myself

[slate haven]

Rocking them boots of stormy clamour so you best belive I need bonus action dash

Zero movement speed otherwise

Snail pace

But like

[drowsy steppe]

I wann say something about the multiclass

but I will hold my tongue

[slate haven]

Nah

[drowsy steppe]

I will not revert back to toxicity

[slate haven]

Say it

[drowsy steppe]

nah

[wanton fossil]

You n me both

[slate haven]

W mutliclass

[obsidian prairie]

(I don't actually know what it does mechanically its just peak flavor)

[slate haven]

Nah trust it’s good

I would go 7 fighter 5 hard

BARD

[wanton fossil]

You’re not getting the benefits of rogue at only 2 levels

[slate haven]

But I need me cunning dash

Cunning dash

[drowsy steppe]

me with my misty step scroll

[obsidian prairie]

Scrolls icky

What if I need it later

[wanton fossil]

Scrolls are excellent

[slate haven]

I refuse to take a level of wizard

I will be suboptimal, but my multiclass will sound cool

[wanton fossil]

I’ve got a sorc/wizard I’m taking into the final fight and he’s loaded up with high level scrolls

[tame sluice]

yes you are though?

[wanton fossil]

Best way to preserve spell slots

[tame sluice]

wait actually what system

[wanton fossil]

Extra bonus action with 3 levels and thief

[tame sluice]

Isn't cunning action at level 2?

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[copper hawk]

pawtism

[tame sluice]

And that's a majority of the reason you'd go for rogue mutliclass

[remote lark]

No longer..

[wanton fossil]

But if you want dash as a bonus action, there’s the boots of speed available from the deep gnome at the myconid colony

[tame sluice]

bonus action dash/disengage is pretty huge for just about anyone that doesn't mind losing their keystone, or getting spell slots later

or if the class just has a level 18 keystone like...barbarian I think?

[wanton fossil]

BG3 maxes at 12

[obsidian prairie]

BG3 is capped at level 12

[tame sluice]

wait I'm talking hypotheticals about the actual fuckin' TTRPG

[obsidian prairie]

Also keystones are 19 now

[tame sluice]

but y'all are playing BALL'S GATE

[obsidian prairie]

Epic boons are level 20

[remote lark]

Pawsitive vibes only !

My resolution is to be nicer to idiots..

maybe..

[drowsy steppe]

I didnt take 10% attack speed what would you do

[hexed igloo]

Ballers gate

[remote lark]

Kill you

[wanton fossil]

Doesn’t seem very positive or nice

[remote lark]

I mean ummm

With...

Old age

:3

and not a knife

in your back

when noones looking

in a dark alley

#reformed

[slate haven]

Even me??? 🙏😣

[remote lark]

Why was I mad at you again

Weren't u taking crit on ur weapons

Yeah I'll see you in hell bitch

[hexed igloo]

Fuck crit, all my homies hate crit

[slate haven]

What

[wanton fossil]

Damn Astarion sticker getting pregnant man reacted

[slate haven]

No

[slate haven]

I said your curios were shit

[hexed igloo]

In this household we stack up base damage

[wanton fossil]

Good thing I have a bunch of those

[remote lark]

maybe u shouldn't remind me nade

maybe u should stop

riiight... there

[slate haven]

Sniper resist

[hexed igloo]

Curios are cringe and a crutch

[slate haven]

That’s all I’m gonna say

[frozen kernel]

Bonus action disengage is huge

Removing help action from my imp familiar and not allowing it to pull levers and shit was big dum

[remote lark]

Immolate yourself

[wanton fossil]

…with kindness?

[frozen kernel]

Why was the quasit the only one that knew how to use its hands

[hexed igloo]

Gasoline

[remote lark]

Emperors mercy is kind

[drowsy steppe]

barrel yourself to daeth

hey maybe you should

[clever swan]

glad to see zealot chat is kind and understanding

[drowsy steppe]

keep yourself safe

🙂

[remote lark]

Nade is basically a xeno at this point

[slate haven]

wait Shart Simp do you use sniper resist too

[drowsy steppe]

no

[slate haven]

Thank god

[drowsy steppe]

not gunner resist either

I have moved on from lesser perks

[remote lark]

1 sniper resist stops a sniper from instant popping your until death from full or almost full healt-

[slate haven]

SNIPER RESIST USER SPOTTED

[remote lark]

.

[hexed igloo]

Fuck resists all my homies use damage+

[remote lark]

Ok so I'm blocking shart

[drowsy steppe]

say it paw

[frozen kernel]

I run gunner resist because havoc director doesn’t care about your perceived skill

[drowsy steppe]

wait really

[remote lark]

And killing them too

[hexed igloo]

Skill issue just dodge them

[frozen kernel]

He’ll just grab you by the throat and spit

No consent

[remote lark]

Barrel pvp on

[slate haven]

Shart you have to join the secret society of gunner resist haters

[remote lark]

Ur days are numbered shartus..

[frozen kernel]

It’s actually veteran gap

[drowsy steppe]

I am in that secret society yes

[wanton fossil]

+1 wound, Combat ability regen, sprint efficiency, max health (ye martyr)

[drowsy steppe]

I have moved on from tanking gunners

to dodge sliding gunners..

[slate haven]

I’m the president of that society

[remote lark]

Sprint eff is bad

[frozen kernel]

Sprint eff on zealot

lol

Lmao even

[wanton fossil]

I’m going off memory tho and probably mixing up what I have on my psyker

[remote lark]

Stam regen is better

[wanton fossil]

And my memory is presently SHIT because I’ve been a week without my brain meeeeds

Womp womp

[slate haven]

Stam regen, toughness % and any of your choosing IMO

[frozen kernel]

I’d maybe run one sprint eff on vet but not zealot

[drowsy steppe]

alright

so my perks is iirc

combat regen, stam regen, toughness regen

[slate haven]

NO WAY

[drowsy steppe]

wait no

toughness 5%

wallah

I almost got myself beheaded

[slate haven]

OMG TWINZIEEES

[clever swan]

toughness curios are for noobs, just don't get hit

[frozen kernel]

Combat regen on…zealot?

[remote lark]

Yeah no nade runs toughness regen

[slate haven]

I don’t?

[pale spindle]

Chorus maxing

[remote lark]

Bleh

[wanton fossil]

More chorus

[slate haven]

I run toughness %

[drowsy steppe]

I dont run iod

[clever swan]

honestly cdr is for noobs too, just dodge the enemies (don't need to kill them always, killing is just a crutch)

[drowsy steppe]

backstab cdr is on tho

[remote lark]

I only like combat regen in havoc

[frozen kernel]

Okay that makes more sense

[remote lark]

tbh

[wanton fossil]

I’ll verify what I have later, cooking chicken atm

[frozen kernel]

I was like “literally go kill something and get it back in 5s water u doin”

[pale spindle]

Cooldown is a bait stat for all classes except Psyker, change my mind

[wanton fossil]

Then everyone is free to roast me

[slate haven]

how do you do the wyrmway justice trail

Trial

[drowsy steppe]

I forgor

I just do a skip exploit

[wanton fossil]

Oh shit it’s been so long

I hate that fight lol

[frozen kernel]

Zealot has two CDR talents so using one of my curio slots for a couple seconds of cooldown doesn’t feel worth imo

[slate haven]

Remove curse it is

[frozen kernel]

Not when just iod alone does so much heavy lifting at least

[slate haven]

I use dash for toughness so you best believe I’m taking IOD and CDR

[frozen kernel]

I’ll drop backstab CDR over iod

But on my auric build I run both so I can chastise all the time

[remote lark]

My whole thing is

[frozen kernel]

Never not screaming

[wanton fossil]

1800 hours in BG3 and I’ve only done Ansur’s fight once

[remote lark]

Zealot ogryn and vet use their abilities either defensively or situationally

You don't need a ton of cdr for it to be up when u need it

[frozen kernel]

^^

[remote lark]

Scriers is like the only exception because dps psyker is insane

Bubble too bc why not

[slate haven]

She sharran on my cloister till I loss

[remote lark]

Even vent is hust.. more dps

[frozen kernel]

Shriek always being off CD so the soyker can keep smyking the pox

[remote lark]

Yeah basically

[grizzled aspen]

Why are you ignoring me, husband...

[remote lark]

Ppl who say combat regen is amazing on zealot n stuff aren't thinking about how often they use their abilities, OR they are overusing them

[pale spindle]

You don't use CDR because of min/maxing

I don't use CDR because of someone who is banned from here copes on it

We are not the same

[slate haven]

Wait Paw’s a dude

[remote lark]

hrup?

[remote lark]

I've literally been in a vc w you befor

[remote lark]

Hai

[slate haven]

Nuh uh

[grizzled aspen]

What doin?

[remote lark]

Yeah we played a few games and I mogged the fuck out of you

[slate haven]

We weren’t in VC tho

Also

[frozen kernel]

When both of my boyfriends are on and I’m forced to work for a living

World is a fuck

[grizzled aspen]

Ignored again, gonna kms.

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-tf2spy-spytf2-gif-19270816

[drowsy steppe]

world is a fuck indeed

😔

[slate haven]

Wait Shart

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/extended-mag-shotgun-gaming-reload-gif-21067761

Prepping my antibiotics

[drowsy steppe]

Holding Psychic

[slate haven]

Hey I think your check engine light’s on

Pay me money and I’ll fix it

[grizzled aspen]

Oh youre going to the ball crushing factory.

[slate haven]

1 gazillon dollars

[remote lark]

It's been on for 7 months and I'm still alive

So

:)

[wanton fossil]

It’s the car that might not be alive for long I believe

[frozen kernel]

Haha school zone 🫵

[remote lark]

My c300 has 210k miles

[pale spindle]

Can't infect me if there is nothing to infect

[frozen kernel]

25mph limit

[pale spindle]

[grizzled aspen]

So youre texting and driving.

[remote lark]

I'm not paying 4k to fix a car with 210k miles

(Again)

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to beat you with hammers.

[remote lark]

Yes I'm aiming for the speed bumps (children)

[slate haven]

I need me a 1998 WRX

[grizzled aspen]

Not based, put your phone away.

[slate haven]

Collin McRae’ing myself through school zones

[remote lark]

Grr..

Havoc tonight or no

[grizzled aspen]

Perhaps.

[remote lark]

@frozen kernel @sullen forge ?

[frozen kernel]

Nade wants a WRX over an STI

[grizzled aspen]

I am currently watching my feet swell up like the true brexit geezer meme.

[frozen kernel]

Fool

[grizzled aspen]

I've stood in the same exact position for the last four hours.

Bound to a register like its a fucking prison cell.

[slate haven]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-mcrae-rally-car-drift-gif-17382683

Me driving to IHOP

[grizzled aspen]

There's an ice storm coming in and people are freaking out buying all sorts of dumb shit.

[slate haven]

Scratch that

Me driving to pick up gas station pizza

[frozen kernel]

The urge to leave early on my work Friday is rising

Definitely later if everyone’s around

[remote lark]

Let's forget last night ever happened

I'm still angry

[sullen forge]

Idk tbh

[slate haven]

Wait what happened

[sullen forge]

the fuck even happened

[frozen kernel]

You’re right for that

[remote lark]

Lemme find the clip

[grizzled aspen]

Captain gave Lumii 1000 years of death into an overhead.

[frozen kernel]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jsdpK20la_QUqBYda?invite=cr-MSxqajgsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

[grizzled aspen]

(kneed him in the ass)

[slate haven]

Poor baby sweetie

[remote lark]

#zealot-class message

Read

[slate haven]

I felt that OK in my soul

[grizzled aspen]

The very slow "oooookkkkk" is kinda funny ngl.

[slate haven]

Realist paw

[remote lark]

I was so angry

[frozen kernel]

Lumi was approaching 100% peril irl

Like our psyker that one game

[grizzled aspen]

Lumii cast brain burst on himself.

(there is no brain, it had no effect)

[frozen kernel]

I just had nothing to say

[slate haven]

Hollup

[frozen kernel]

Literally UI’d that knee and felt like a god

[slate haven]

I’m gonna make something

[frozen kernel]

Turn around and see that it killed Lumi

[grizzled aspen]

It wouldnt have mattered if you ate it.

The hitbox still wouldve hit Lumii.

[frozen kernel]

I took a clip but fucking Steam didn’t save it properly

[grizzled aspen]

That's because boss attacks are fucking shit.

[frozen kernel]

THE KNEE HAS CLEAVE?!

[grizzled aspen]

All boss attacks have hitboxes so they can hit multiple people.

[remote lark]

Yes

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-gif-18839065

[grizzled aspen]

So even if you ate the knee, it wouldve still hit Lumii and ended him.

[frozen kernel]

Captain Knee is better than the Evi Mk3

[sullen forge]

Actually got hit with skull breaker

[remote lark]

First time I've ever died to the knee of justice

So

[frozen kernel]

I am now going to boil my own head

[remote lark]

There's rhat

[grizzled aspen]

Pretend I said something raunchy in reply to this.

[frozen kernel]

Technically you got downed by the plogryn slam so you’re still safe

[remote lark]

Pretend I'm not about to kill myself

[grizzled aspen]

Can't, youre not going to.

[frozen kernel]

What was less funny was the Captain overhead I just fucking ate with -4 dodges

[remote lark]

Idk this ditch is looking delicious

[frozen kernel]

Frog in my ear going “It’s fine Banx just keep him occupied”

And in that instant he threw the knee

[grizzled aspen]

So Banx, for future reference.

[remote lark]

Don't say it

[grizzled aspen]

"Keep him occupied" means lead him away.

[frozen kernel]

“Don’t get hit by overheads” too

[remote lark]

I wasn't going to tell him about the other thing

[frozen kernel]

I’ll put that on the list

[remote lark]

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-lmfao-gif-21655557

[frozen kernel]

Yeah I know you kinda wanna separate the bosses, that room was a tough spot with the gunner hell outside

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah so basically boss aggro is silly and if you separate them then you can just wait on Lumii to kill the plogryn while you whittle the captain down.

[frozen kernel]

If I tried to backtrack for more space I would’ve had to go through Lumi and the Plogryn

[hard nexus]

unpowered relic blade is better than mk3

[frozen kernel]

If I went out the other side’s window I prolly would’ve died alone to the gunners

[remote lark]

Hi meow

Do you like my new years resolution

[hard nexus]

what is it

[remote lark]

Ok dude

💀💀💀

[slate haven]

Arts and crafts

[remote lark]

Be nicer to idiots

Except nade

He's on thin ice

@remote lark @remote lark

[grizzled aspen]

Does that mean you're gonna be nicer to me ?

[remote lark]

See

[frozen kernel]

When fighting captains with the relic, should I just leave it uncharged when light spamming the shield?

[remote lark]

No

[frozen kernel]

I know chain weapons decimate shields with their rev

[grizzled aspen]

Oh so I'm excluded because I'm your husband huh?

Cringe.

[frozen kernel]

Yeah, can’t show obvious favoritism. It’s gotta be subtle

Like an affair

[remote lark]

Zealot chat forced us into an arranged marriage

I forget when it happened

[grizzled aspen]

Uncharged on shield, charged when you actually hit him, and then turn it off.

[frozen kernel]

👀

[slate haven]

I’m obviously paw’s favorite

[grizzled aspen]

If you try and keep it charged while fighting the shield, he will boop you and getting booped turns it off.

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[frozen kernel]

Not me flubbing the slide stab because I turned it on and didn’t cancel with a knife

I’m getting better about it

[remote lark]

U can cancel it with a block btw

smile

[frozen kernel]

😮

TIL

[grizzled aspen]

I think if I showed Banx how I use rb his brain would explode.

[remote lark]

Same for the animation lockout bugs

[grizzled aspen]

Like respectfully.

[remote lark]

I just automatically block after turning on thr sword now

Makes life easy

[grizzled aspen]

I could prob actually run rb recon and exude huge dick energy the entire game.

Just means I don't have chastise.

[slate haven]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[grizzled aspen]

That would mean we need a psucker though.

[frozen kernel]

Frog you need to realize that I am literally an empty glass lol Lest I say on a separate message that can be quoted out of context

You can fill me up with information* and I may even retain some of it

[remote lark]

I want a 4th psyker

[zealous mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-next-step-for-the-operation-whats-the-next-step-of-the-operation-what-is-the-next-step-of-the-operation-alien-locked-in-locked-in-gif-4864442438093827223

no

you fony

[remote lark]

Ok so next ttime

[zealous mesa]

dont

[remote lark]

Don't walk down the stairs

[frozen kernel]

I have one

[remote lark]

After we say a boss will spawn if we do that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290986423511552033/1325618547984175246/na-na-na-boo-boo-lappland.gif

[frozen kernel]

Yeah that triggered the double bosses

I was trying to reach the last of the gunners with the flamer tank’s 7 remaining ammo

[slate haven]

How many runepowder bombs should I use on Ansur real talk

[frozen kernel]

To at least get them roasting and since I didn’t think I’d pull the flamer back out after we retreated

By then I was thinking 7 fuel wasn’t really enough to pull out the flamer for an “oh shit” moment so I’d might as well just use up the tank

[grizzled aspen]

we tell Banx stepping off the stairs triggers the bosses at least 7 times
he does it anyway
mfw

[frozen kernel]

I also like to rez you in front of a gorillion gunners from behind a safe box

The first room of Refinery Delta

[slate haven]

My name e borat

Type shit

[remote lark]

Xd

[grizzled aspen]

I was alt tabbed when that happened btw.

[remote lark]

That was rlllllyyy funny

I watched it without saying anything

[frozen kernel]

I love how Havoc is just me coming back to a bruised and bloodied Frog like, “I got u this blue stim from the store (:”

[grizzled aspen]

That's why I opened up with the Donny T "IM GONNA KILL YOU."

[remote lark]

I was secretly hoping frog would instantly die

[frozen kernel]

INSTABUBBLE

[remote lark]

It would have been such a funny clip

[frozen kernel]

I’ve still got some good ones

I only got one from the game with that psyker lady

[grizzled aspen]

That's mean!

[frozen kernel]

I miss her

I should call her to pour gasoline in my eyes

[grizzled aspen]

Banx just wants a latina to mistreat him.

Detrimentally down bad.

[remote lark]

Omg

[frozen kernel]

I nearly folded there

Like omg guys

She talking about me

[grizzled aspen]

Banx you cant say that youll get a mute!!!

[remote lark]

@brave cedar u live in our heads rent free

[frozen kernel]

🫢

[remote lark]

jsyk

[grizzled aspen]

Not in mine.

[frozen kernel]

WELL NOW I DELETED THE QUOTE

[grizzled aspen]

Just in y'alls.

[frozen kernel]

It’s missing context

[acoustic dune]

FERRET POSTER

post possum dancing

prease

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-microwave-horse-horsey-sad-horse-gif-3897201233693394833

[acoustic dune]

< :

[frozen kernel]

Ask and you shall receive

[grizzled aspen]

I think we kill and eat knify, for fun.

[remote lark]

Yuh

[grizzled aspen]

Finally, my husband agrees with me.

[remote lark]

Knifu frog said he wanted to do havoc with you tonight

:)

Afk

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/martincitopants-martincito-no-martincito-no-martincitopants-battlefield4-gif-22174544

[acoustic dune]

aww

[grizzled aspen]

Martincinopants, my beloved.

[frozen kernel]

This is spousal abuse