zealot-class

[hexed igloo]

Me, I'm built different

I'll just drop them first

[copper hawk]

IT'S SNOWING SIDEWAYZ!!!!

[lean lark]

what i do in marvel rivals is play magneto then solo ult whoever is closest to me

its peak

[copper hawk]

Thor is my fav hero rn

Incredible sustain

[sullen forge]

Hulk when he sees the healer alone and has ult

[copper hawk]

Press shift/rmb for 100 hp

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-smile-sukuna-sukuna-smile-freaky-sukuna-gif-4852549280133734300

[hexed igloo]

What I do is play winter soldier so I can punch women

[copper hawk]

Press shift twice

Second shift hit some1

Hitna few times

Press E

Get all ur Thor pointz

Press F for 300 thp and tons of damage

[hexed igloo]

Nah but winter soldier underrated, I've won tank 1v1s, you xan just pick off supports like they're nothing

[copper hawk]

Press ahift on leaving

So peak..

[lean lark]

winter soldier is not underrated

[copper hawk]

A FRIEND !

[hexed igloo]

I see like 1 bucky player per day

[lean lark]

doesnt mean hes underrated

its just people dont know how to play him

[copper hawk]

I see 1 every other match

[hexed igloo]

No you're wrong

[lean lark]

right my bad

[gleaming kelp]

Punching women isn't specific to just Bucky

[hexed igloo]

Bucky does it better than anyone else

[gleaming kelp]

Iron Fist

[lean lark]

hulk

[hexed igloo]

Bros got a hook to abduct women to punch them better

[gleaming kelp]

The hook is pretty fun

[sullen forge]

Bonus points if it’s the ultimate

Lmao

[gleaming kelp]

especially to tanks who don't mind their positioning

[lean lark]

nobody expects the flanking hulk about to ultimate

[sullen forge]

The stupid fucking squeaky toy shark when I slam it against the concrete

[gleaming kelp]

When your shark gets eaten by their shark

and you're all still in the spin cycle

[opaque island]

everytime ive tried to use the hulk ult to smash someone it seems to miss, do you have to be like right up on them?

[hexed igloo]

I fucking hate his shitass ult

It's got dumb range

Playing Magik I dash way above it and still somehow get caught in it despite being 20ft above

[opaque island]

its slightly bigger than the circle indicator shows too

[hexed igloo]

Idc about the horizontal range

[sullen forge]

Off the edge of the map for you :3c

[hexed igloo]

Why the fuck does it hit 20ft above it

[opaque island]

that is kinda bullshit

[sullen forge]

The Spider-Man trying to web away and still getting yoinked

[hexed igloo]

I've been spat over the edge, and just dashed back and stapled that stupid fucking shark to the floor many times and it's so good

[sullen forge]

Yeah cause they don’t jump off with you still captured first aka

Stupid bad dumb idiot Jeff player

[hexed igloo]

For real

You gotta grab both your entire team and the entire enemy team and jump off

[gleaming kelp]

yeah, being able to eat airborn characters is major jank

[hexed igloo]

It should only hit if your feet are on the fucking ground

Make magneto immune to it idc

[opaque island]

I dont think you should be able to normal jump it

[neat grove]

nah its fair

[opaque island]

but you should be able to be high enought to dodge it

[neat grove]

dont you know sharks can eat flying birds?

[hexed igloo]

Double jump it at least, like with iron fist or whatever

Stupid that it hits so far above though

[opaque island]

what a year huh guys?

[gleaming kelp]

Then they need to copy the Venom ult then to show the verticality

[hexed igloo]

It's been 10 days

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/one-of-those-days-gif-26586745

[copper hawk]

If jeff ults

Hold shift as thor

Aim up

Cull the rest w no healer

[gleaming kelp]

what if I'm not thor

[hexed igloo]

If Jeff ults, press alt+f4

[neat grove]

toxic

[opaque island]

Jeff is cute tho

[copper hawk]

Y r u not thor .

[hexed igloo]

Refer to above message

[gleaming kelp]

cuz somebody else took thor

[neat grove]

just win

[opaque island]

cause id rather play peni

or venom

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-marvel-rivals-rivals-mr-hulk-gif-9277915638834212004

[opaque island]

or groot or hulk

[gleaming kelp]

and I enjoy Venom more. Getting eaten as Venom is funny because I'll just swing back.

[hexed igloo]

The dream

[sullen forge]

Flank ulting the Jeff

Literally that gif

Lmao

[gleaming kelp]

I saw an Iron Man solo ult a Jeff.

Deserved

[sullen forge]

Justified

Lmao

[opaque island]

the amount of people i see solo ult is funny

[hexed igloo]

I love Magik because half of the characters have no way to counter being chased down like a dog

[opaque island]

like its such a waste

[sullen forge]

Healer dead

Me no care

[hexed igloo]

It's my favorite chasing Jeff because he just doesn't have the damage/mobility to escape

[opaque island]

I wanna like magik but everytime i play her i feel like i get targetted by the whole enemy team and dont have a chance to do anything

[gleaming kelp]

good ones wall climb and run into their own bubbles.

infuriating

[hexed igloo]

You gotta say "fuck it we ball" and flank dive the entire team and just don't stop swinging

She does absolutely fucking biblical damage

[sullen forge]

Watching Spider-Man solo Venom will never not be funny as fuck to me

[opaque island]

who's the best healer?

[sullen forge]

Mollywhopped

[opaque island]

and why is it cloak

and dagger

[gleaming kelp]

a cracked Spider-Man gives me Genji PTSD

[hexed igloo]

Hawk & tuah

[lean lark]

id say luna snow/cloak

[gleaming kelp]

Mantis is dope if you can aim

[lean lark]

loki is up there too

[opaque island]

ive played against a spider man that never stopped moving, you could not pen them down if you tried

and they would flank at the perfect times picking off the healer (me)

[hexed igloo]

Luna is dumb as hell, why does this healer have more damage than half the dps

[sullen forge]

Spider-Man on his way to manifest out of your asshole, wipe your entire team and leave all under 4 seconds

[opaque island]

a cracked hawkeye gives me hanzo ptsd

[lean lark]

hawkeye is really fun to play

[gleaming kelp]

Luna and her team on the way to beat your ass as part of a k-pop video

[hexed igloo]

Fuck Hawkeye and his stupid ult

Fuck every character that isn't on my team tbh

[grand tangle]

As a Jeff player, wrong

Your enemies are not using the wall run ability enough, Magik is an ez escape as jeff

[opaque island]

black widow and hawkeye coming to shoot your afterimage while you're around the corner killing you instantly

[gleaming kelp]

"Fuck everyone that isn't ME"

[grand tangle]

Also, Jeff can bubble himself to emergency heal

[opaque island]

i just portal over the wall

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-marvel-rivals-rivals-jeff-the-shark-hulk-gif-6435979707145653143

[hexed igloo]

As a professional Jeff chaser, wrong

[wanton fossil]

Hi there zealot chat

[opaque island]

is that a second jeff in the background?!

[lean lark]

should go back to playing hawkeye

adam warlock is too much fun right now

[wanton fossil]

Anyone up for helping w/just a flesh wound penance?

[sullen forge]

Yes, that’s their healer

[opaque island]

oh im dumb

im not even high and i didnt realize different teams

[gleaming kelp]

All Jeffs are enemies.

[hexed igloo]

Correct

[opaque island]

its rough out here in the medieval ages

[hexed igloo]

I beat the shit out of my teams Jeff in spaen

[sullen forge]

Remember

It’s your duty to solo ult the Jeff

[gleaming kelp]

Suffer not the Jeff to live

[copper hawk]

groot more like

gnarp

[median steeple]

thats you

[copper hawk]

kills you.

[sullen forge]

Says you

[median steeple]

yeah do say me

[sullen forge]

You’re weird…..

[median steeple]

pot calling........

[gleaming kelp]

answer it

[sullen forge]

Bumpy and weird……..

[tepid shoal]

Which one is the agri ix?

[copper hawk]

me

friend took the idr gender roles test

i retook it to see what score i got this time

[copper hawk]

figurez..

[visual stream]

What did Black Widow think she was doing there 😭

[gleaming kelp]

Her best

[pale spindle]

I can already predict that in 2 years people will make clickbait (Marvel Rivals is dead) videos just like they did for OW

[north sedge]

2 years is generous, these days it's more like 2 months

[pale spindle]

truuuuuu

[gleaming kelp]

It's gotta hit it's esports stride then die

[pale spindle]

it's funny how hard gamers cope instead of just admitting they are trash 💀

[normal wren]

Reminds me wonder when valorant's esports is gonna die

[gleaming kelp]

Is it gonna get replaced by that waifu shooter

[normal wren]

and cs tbh

[pale spindle]

the longer a competitive game exists, the more time people have to learn how to exploit the game's mechanics, and thus increase the gap between skilled and unskilled players

[normal wren]

Actually Counterstrike Esports can't die because its the national sport of denmark

and most of eastern europe

And France?

[visual stream]

Play Rounds today

[pale spindle]

instead of realizing this, g*mers just make 20 thousands click bait videos of what is 'wrong" with a game and trying to explain why they have a loosing streak isn't because the people they play against are just better at the game than they are:

[normal wren]

Does marvel rivals have a kernel anticheat?

[gleaming kelp]

It's always funny to see somebody disrupt the meta after it's been settled though. Like when a guy won a Tekken Evo with Panda, who is on paper, one of the worst characters.

[normal wren]

Captain falcon

In melee

[pale spindle]

watch im telling yall, im screenshotting this convo

in the future im going to find a "what marvel rivals did wrong" video and laugh on the floor

[normal wren]

I mean its predictable

In reality Marvel rivals will not fail until something more gooner replaces it

Gooner shooters come and go, but tf2 lasts forever

[pale spindle]

everything eventually becomes gachas

🚬

[normal wren]

This is also why tf2 endures

[neat grove]

i am literally Guts

[normal wren]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-2-soldier-team-fortress-soldier-falling-gif-5964073814191065486

[neat grove]

imagine dragons plays

[pale spindle]

guys, when imagining dragons:

[normal wren]

Ya know I wanted to like gfl2

Cuz anime girl guns is funny

[fleet zealot]

noodle loaf

[normal wren]

But.... budget xcom isnt that fun to me

[normal wren]

Loaf

[fleet zealot]

i wanna play an arpg dungeon crawler, but diablo 3 and 4 require online server play

diablo 2 is, well i played that out

and so i have played out grim dawn

poe1 and 2, all online servers

[normal wren]

DFO was a good game

[fleet zealot]

i fix my pc, just to not be able to play darktide

[pale spindle]

i need to ask, but why is the room menu lit just stalkercore?

[clever swan]

it's a based game

[pale spindle]

shut up gooner

[normal wren]

I dont remember the music that much tbh

[clever swan]

when he says stalkercore he means how you can look at the girls closely or something

[normal wren]

Ah

[clever swan]

i thought it'd be some shit like STALKER but nah

[normal wren]

Didnt like 2

Its because the game is goonerbait

[hexed igloo]

Gfl2 dorms suck balls tbh

The gfl1 dorms slap

[normal wren]

Also to make the lonely chinese men feel something

[gleaming kelp]

New expansion soonish

[hexed igloo]

Every game these days is "goonerbait" so

[normal wren]

(They already rioted before the game came put about getting NTRd because a male name is mentioned)

[hexed igloo]

I saw someone call elden ring goonerbait because there's bare feet sometimes

[pale spindle]

i bet they underpaid the person to make the feet animations and made them work 16 hours a day with no leave compensation

[clever swan]

it's weird how games are goonerbait for having cute girls and stuff but games arent psychobait for having advanced gore systems

[hexed igloo]

I've never seen the psychobait take

[clever swan]

im a genius like that, thinking outside the box

[hexed igloo]

Oh that's why lmao

[normal wren]

I mean I dont complain about it being gooner bait, its unironically true with the gfl2 dorms

[pale spindle]

ZZZ exists btw

[gleaming kelp]

Where's the goon in darktide

[clever swan]

that is true, it is true

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-meme-jjba-gif-4322638546229085656

[normal wren]

GFL was horny sure, but 2 is another level

[pale spindle]

Ogryn Feet

[hexed igloo]

I hate to be that guy but the gfl2 dorms have the least flattering and revealing clothing in existence

[normal wren]

Chinese censorship laws stull have to be followed

[clever swan]

it's not based enough smh

[gleaming kelp]

This is why the Emperor stays in his chair.

[sullen forge]

Gooner bait is usually when they make literally every single female character borderline naked

[pale spindle]

based censorship????

[sullen forge]

I think what goes incredibly hard is heavy armor regardless of gender

[normal wren]

But yeah I think the increase in horny games coming from China may have to unironically been because of the laying flat movement

[clever swan]

anti-gooner guy when he realizes he's pro-chinese censorship: (there's nothing here because he doesn't realize it)

[normal wren]

To try and force them to care about something

[fleet zealot]

okay i should be more direct

i want a diablo-like

i'm gonna reinstall torchlight 3 cause i never played

[hexed igloo]

Global version is exactly the same for it tho lmao

[pale spindle]

4B pls take out these Korean gachas games for me 🙏🏻 😔

[normal wren]

I mean the company is based in China.....

[hexed igloo]

Yall mfs call anything with attractive women goonerbait these days

[normal wren]

Innit

[pale spindle]

sigh

[grand tangle]

genshin impact is a chinese game

[hexed igloo]

So is azur lane, gfl1, those have "uncensored" version in global servers

[normal wren]

Yes

[normal wren]

Azur lane they moved out of china......

As in the people

[hexed igloo]

Okay?

[pale spindle]

I can already smell the sinophobia brewing in here, so I am going to warn everyone before I have to contact the mods

[fleet zealot]

remember the drama this caused?

[plucky gate]

this guy doesn't see the feet appeal they're going for

[hexed igloo]

I like attractive women

[clever swan]

WHAT

[pale spindle]

🤏🏻 🤏🏻 🤏🏻 🤏🏻 🤏🏻 🤏🏻

[normal wren]

Anyway Ill stop talking about the chinese gacha games

[hexed igloo]

If you want to play games that are just big buff men you can just say so bro

[clever swan]

isnt darktide like a chinese gacha game

[fleet zealot]

riot had to change the emote, but this was more korean drama

[misty nova]

👂🤚

[fleet zealot]

which has a massive incel problem

[gleaming kelp]

Where. We need more.

[pale spindle]

Riot are such pushovers 😔

[normal wren]

Smal peen

[pale spindle]

actually hyper cringe

[normal wren]

[vague depot]

i just entered whats this about feet animations

[pale spindle]

Ogryn Feet

[vague depot]

nvm

[hollow plank]

How the hell do I get my hammer to hit multiple enemies

[stone fern]

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT

[normal wren]

You heavy attack with it

[grand tangle]

heavy attacks

[gleaming kelp]

Heavy attack

[hexed igloo]

Dream daddy

[hollow plank]

Huh, okay

[stone fern]

which hammer?

[misty nova]

Ironhelm

[hexed igloo]

Swing hammer harder

[plucky gate]

https://tenor.com/view/gfl2-girl's-frontline-2-anime-feet-lotta-gif-8236085586792945619

[stone fern]

ironhelm special can cleave until it hits a big enough hitmass IE an elite or a specialist

[fleet zealot]

ironhelm activated heavy is the only powered thundhammer strike that cleaves

[pale spindle]

Riot knows there audiance well

[hollow plank]

Mk 3 crucis

[fleet zealot]

otherwise, it's all normal attacks

[hexed igloo]

Hell yeah

[stone fern]

oh yeah that one cant cleave on special attacks

[fleet zealot]

yea only the normal heavies on crucis hit multiple enemies

[gleaming kelp]

Oh wait, ironhelm has actual combos. I like crucis because it's just all H1 H2 for horde

[misty nova]

Yeah you need the Ironhelm

[stone fern]

just normal heavies

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-spider-man-spiderman-meme-tissue-spiderman-tissue-gif-5248913370264261138

[vague depot]

oh gfl2

yea i fw that game heavy

[pale spindle]

a gooner goes thru 3 of these every day 😤

[stone fern]

chat its ironhelm time........

[clever swan]

the chat's based power level is so high the goon scouter is broken!!

[hexed igloo]

It doesn't have 416 in it yet so it sucks, I'm just waiting til they add her

[grand tangle]

you mean gacha players

[pale spindle]

the what?

[clever swan]

the based power level

[hexed igloo]

Who the fuck beats off into tissues bro just use a towel

[vague depot]

might as well rack up pull currency while waiting

[pale spindle]

🤮

its for cleaning up calm down

[fleet zealot]

coom towel

[hexed igloo]

You disgust me

[pale spindle]

that towel gonna smell like rotten eggs in just 24 hours

[gleaming kelp]

Goon Scouter sounds like it needs to stay as lost tech

[pale spindle]

the fuck is wrong with u?

[hexed igloo]

You're contributing to deforestation with every load you shoot

[clever swan]

erm pheromone maxxing?? never heard of it?

[hexed igloo]

Idk what the fuck you're eating homie bit you might need to change your diet

[gleaming kelp]

[pale spindle]

average asmongold cultist

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-goku-angry-bait-troll-super-saiyan-goku-gif-364066589019143316

[sullen forge]

Reminder this is his anytime he even opens his mouth

[pale spindle]

i mean unless u gonna wash that towel every single time you use it, I feel like it isn't worth it

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-perfect-bait-troll-gif-1108314986210498165

[gleaming kelp]

@clever swan this is bugging me, who is being cosplayed in your pfp

[clever swan]

uhhhhh

give me a sec and ill know

[hexed igloo]

Mine literally doesn't smell like anything I don't know what the hell you're eating but it's gotta be fucking up something

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4356782155168095918

[hollow plank]

Yep, heavy attacks sorts it, ty for the help peeps

[pale spindle]

oh man

gooner located

[hexed igloo]

I have a partner and a life, actually

[clever swan]

Sunaookami Shiroko 砂狼シロコ

from Blue Archive

[hexed igloo]

Also I'm employed

[sullen forge]

I mean I hate to break it to you

[clever swan]

the usual way people think is that you cant smell your own stuff

[vague depot]

you can have a good life and live as a gooner

[pale spindle]

what does this have to do with being a gooner?

[clever swan]

but others can smell it

[sullen forge]

You can still be a Gooner with all that

[pale spindle]

bruh, I feel bad for your sig other having to endure that smell 💀

[tight fog]

A partner, a life and a cumtowel

[vague depot]

wallahi

[gleaming kelp]

Ah ok. Thought it was a vtuber cosplay

[sullen forge]

FOUL

LMAO

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/sobbing-gif-sobbing-uoooh-gif-24612778

[pale spindle]

"i cant smell it anymore, it cant exist"

[vocal hatch]

Question.

[sullen forge]

Out of sight out of mind

[hexed igloo]

Usually, but it really just doesn't lmao

[pale spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bz7aeqCXM

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-eww-nasty-get-away-bad-gif-18139806

[opal star]

what’s poppin today zealot chat

[sullen forge]

I still can’t get over the fact he was caught again with roaches crawling all over him

[vague depot]

bad time bad bad time bad time

[clever swan]

can you even put a jizz-infused towel into a laundry machine

[vocal hatch]

On the pickaxe a god roll would be 60 defenses. 80 everything else corr3ct

[opal star]

oh

[hexed igloo]

Yea?

[sullen forge]

He truly is Nurgles acolyte

[neat grove]

he is the patron saint of degenerates, if he can make it anyone can

[gleaming kelp]

Call all your boys, it's getting heretical in here.

[vague depot]

look it up on this https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3044646170

[clever swan]

seems like it'd make the machine pregnant clog it

[vague depot]

you know the guide that half of ogyrn chat told you to look up yesterday

this is it

[opal star]

does zealot have an ogrynomicon equivalent or

[vague depot]

dorns making one

[vocal hatch]

Was just hoping for a quick answer lol

[sullen forge]

No

[sullen forge]

He’s banned

[vague depot]

yea

[hexed igloo]

Na, unless it's absolutely saturated I guess lmao

[gleaming kelp]

Don't tell the Mechanicus

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19495351

[vague depot]

hes permastuck on it

[pale spindle]

no, because there are like only 3 zealot trees

[sullen forge]

Hey no worries Veteran a few months ago got there’s

[vague depot]

its like the yandere simulator of steam guides

[grand tangle]

dorn did nothing wrong

[hexed igloo]

If you're using the towel to the degree it'll destroy a washing machine you got bigger problems tbh

[sullen forge]

And I slightly helped with it :333

[opal star]

not enough if/else statements

[misty nova]

💀

[gleaming kelp]

You just ask dumb class questions till someone insults you with a build

[vague depot]

if user has played gacha games respond with death threat else respond with extremely suggestive introduction

[pale spindle]

nurgle worshiper in the chat

[sullen forge]

If Dorn was here you’d get bullied out of the chat permanently

That’s what usually happened

[hexed igloo]

Slaanesh, actually

[grand tangle]

hmm

[clever swan]

have you gotten third party evaluators to make sure

[hexed igloo]

Nurgle would be wiping with a towel

[pale spindle]

I think Slaanesh would at the very least clean the equipment properly

[sullen forge]

Could you stop

Talking about this

[hexed igloo]

No

[gleaming kelp]

He just throws it all in his cauldron

[pale spindle]

yeah Im getting queezy, ngl

[opal star]

so true bestie

[hexed igloo]

Skill issue

[sullen forge]

Actual fucking weirdos

[clever swan]

we went from cute girls to this, what a shame

[grand tangle]

nurgle would do everything with 1 towel, incl eat

[pale spindle]

am I the weirdo? 🥹

[neat grove]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-hound-i-love-violence-violence-the-last-knight-gif-23968591

[gleaming kelp]

Sounds like an upstanding human bean

[misty nova]

Probably looking for perfection on cleaning

[pale spindle]

the utlimate pipeline

[vague depot]

dorn would be just chilling in zealot chat and i would come in like "how good is the crusher push attack" and he would go "you play 17 gacha games kill yourself immediately"

[grand tangle]

reminder that slaughtering heretics is a morally good and noble act

[misty nova]

Or having PTSD of the time it fought nurgle

[neat grove]

nah they wallow in their filth too

[steel agate]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[sullen forge]

Yeah

You’ve yet to say anything that has made me incredibly disappointed

[opal star]

I don’t think nurgle would be wiping at all

[neat grove]

literally me

give me all the smoke

i crave it

[pale spindle]

damit 😔

[hexed igloo]

Let it crust hell yeah

[pale spindle]

ill try to do better

[median steeple]

I was wondering what was tf was being talked about but instantly assumed it was asmon due to the talk of nurgle

glad I was right

[grand tangle]

no, it was something else, but asmon was brought up early

[sullen forge]

Kinda, making fun of gooners also

[steel agate]

Me when face to face with a squad of crushers(my dumbass self went too far ahead)

[neat grove]

its funny how people hate him

[clever swan]

asmon was a tiny footnote

[misty nova]

💀

[neat grove]

when he's a multimillionaire

[median steeple]

I'm gonna send you a tweet

[neat grove]

he has the fuck you money they want

[grand tangle]

asmon lives like an average twitch streamer

[sullen forge]

He got caught with roaches crawling all over him again

[hexed igloo]

The most disgusting multimillionaire ever seen

[opal star]

I’d say I’d gladly take asmon’s money but it’s probably filthy

[clever swan]

hating rich people
they're rich tho so you're jealous i guess

[hexed igloo]

Correct

[pale spindle]

Scroll up if u dare, but basically: ||someone doesn't clean their towel after their goon session||

[neat grove]

it should be inspiring

[misty nova]

All from engagement baiting

[neat grove]

if he can do it

[misty nova]

[neat grove]

ANYONE CAN

[clever swan]

i see your argument and i raise you: hitler

[misty nova]

It so easy.....

[opal star]

A TOWEL for that??

[hexed igloo]

Nobody said anything about not cleaning it?

[steel agate]

People use towels? Most I’ve heard is napkins

[opal star]

I thought everyone used tissues brah

[steel agate]

Or tissues

[clever swan]

that's what you're supposed to do

[livid rampart]

what a chat love it

[neat grove]

I use the neighborhood cats

[clever swan]

and ideally you flush it too, not leave it in your room (heh)

[pale spindle]

Well u did keep saying "I don't smell anything"

[hexed igloo]

Blawg just assumed I use the same towel daily for months

I use it like 2-3 times tops

[opal star]

roommates found the goon towel gotta kill myself

[clever swan]

darktidecord really has gone down a dark path

[vague depot]

remember that to goon to everything is to goon to nothing, understand the touch of art before you touch yourself

[hexed igloo]

I goon to the beauty of the universe

[neat grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280224646150623282/1318727534300500020/IMG_4631.gif

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-kills-jazz-jazz-die-jazz-2-gif-2484970735262731962

[pale spindle]

Nah u c, tissue sis bad for the environment 🤓

[vague depot]

oh ok i goon to tanned tomboys but you do you

[hexed igloo]

Real

[hallow nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-gif-4590723289579955155

[neat grove]

funny but the first gif was a misclick

[plucky gate]

i thought this is what socks were for

[opal star]

a dark path.. a tide of horrible posts

[neat grove]

a dark tide of horrid posts

[steel agate]

Me bustin is also bad but it’s still done

[hexed igloo]

You forgot the rich option of using a condom

[neat grove]

prepare the exterminatus

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[hexed igloo]

Just wait til I mention I drank a powerade bottle full of mold accidentally

[sullen forge]

Me when I’m horrifically terrified of human interaction over the phone

[neat grove]

yes i am somewhat of a wordsmith

[neat grove]

i ate moldy doughnuts once

[clever swan]

i feel the towel doesn't even go far enough. you gotta be fully environmental here, fully reuse the load

[opal star]

reuse th-

[neat grove]

i think it made me immune to certain things

[median steeple]

I legit just cycle between the same 3 words when on the phone with someone I don't know

[hexed igloo]

I bust directly into my own mouth so nothing goes to waste

[neat grove]

foul

[clever swan]

ok you jumped the shark with that one

[sullen forge]

If it’s a scam call I start speaking German

[median steeple]

The cycle

[opal star]

I can’t take it anymore

[hexed igloo]

I be doin that

[sullen forge]

Works every time they hang up immediately

[steel agate]

So this is what they mean by “reduce reuse recycle”

[median steeple]

Back on my stalker bend

[steel agate]

[median steeple]

All praise the monolith

[hexed igloo]

Yeah if you really care about the environment you'd do it too

[opal star]

Just go outside and pollinate the flowers yourself at that point

[hexed igloo]

I drank from the wrong powerade bottle, got 3/4 of the way through before I realized it was slimy, held it up to the light and it was completely full of the stringy, chunky mold

[clever swan]

im seeing a pattern here

[median steeple]

Brain damage

[hexed igloo]

I'm much cleaner these days there's just 14 empty cans on my desk at any given moment

[opal star]

this might be asmongold

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-gif-20461706

[clever swan]

you know the empty cans evaporate their contents into your room

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I'm microdosing beer fumes

[hexed igloo]

I used to live like him but these days I do keep pretty clean, it's really just empty cans

[clever swan]

good luck bro it doesnt sound too good out there

[opal star]

clean up the fucking cans

[violet hornet]

If a can is empty, how can it have contents?

[opal star]

right now

[median steeple]

Eat the cans

[opal star]

air:

[neat grove]

im the more psychotic asmon

[hexed igloo]

Nah

There's no reason to

[clever swan]

unless you make sure to get every drop out you'll always have a little bit

[median steeple]

Air isn't real it's made up by big lung

[hexed igloo]

I clean em up when they start to get in the way

[violet hornet]

Virtually impossible given the shape

[clever swan]

basically yeah

[hexed igloo]

I got a long tongue I just lick the bottom of the can

[mighty root]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945906651385438248/1170417287052939324/attachment.gif

[mighty root]

Yezzus just rose again

[hexed igloo]

Steezus

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-haircut-kanye-west-stare-mattscrub-gif-13171403811728519930

[sullen forge]

Physically impossible for me

I have to hate

[steel agate]

Bad ending asmon where he stays true to grandfather nurgle

[hexed igloo]

Fuck you

[sullen forge]

Aight lil cumtowel

[hexed igloo]

😦

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-phosphorus-shrug-dc-creature-commandos-gif-2250406653421479459

Holy shit

[mighty root]

You be nice to my pookiesarus

[hexed igloo]

If nobody got me I know fyre got me

💯

[sullen forge]

Yeah but Fyre is also miserable talking too

[mighty root]

[clever swan]

damn there's actual beef going on

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916

[clever swan]

and not just the beef forming in schizo's towels

[hexed igloo]

Nah fyre is coolin you're cringe and gaypilled

[median steeple]

Homophobia in my gay chat?

[hexed igloo]

*mold

[clever swan]

it's a pregnant mold

[sullen forge]

He’s just mad I never miss

[mighty root]

I love mold

[sullen forge]

Had to go for low hanging fruits

[hexed igloo]

Growin oyster mushrooms in my closet 🔥💯🔥

[median steeple]

Can. Hwv

Ah dy

[steel agate]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-hawkeye-gif-14036155

[clever swan]

look all i can say is that no one ever said "pregnant mold" in this chat before. bit of a trailblazer here

[silver stag]

Furries

[hallow nacelle]

wwwwww

[river jackal]

How good is Eviscerator into mixed hordes?

[steel agate]

Woo! I Never miss!

[autumn sundial]

Do we have an updated or current build that is a crit build? Just coming back and seeing all my skills are reset.

[hexed igloo]

I'll slap your low hanging fruits

[mighty root]

I remember a tumblr post that said “sorry for acting like that guys I had a black mold infestation”

[buoyant patrol]

🍿

[livid rampart]

Promise?

[grand tangle]

i stayed a friends house who had a black mold problem because of a leak from a hurricane, i can see that happening

it really fucks with your sinuses hard

[livid rampart]

:))

[river jackal]

Fellas?

[river jackal]

A bit of Zealot chatting if you will?

[median steeple]

What mk?

[mighty root]

Bro has the rape fungus

[drowsy steppe]

??

[clever swan]

we here in zealot chat pride ourselves on our non-zealot chat

[livid rampart]

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-drip-gif-24604468

[red thunder]

Behave yourself young man

[river jackal]

Well ig whichever one is better for it

[livid rampart]

:((

[sullen forge]

MkXV

[river jackal]

Iirc XV is best?

[red thunder]

What a time to come into this chat

[river jackal]

Yeah

[mighty root]

Spanks you

[sullen forge]

Easiest to pick up

[hallow nacelle]

=

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-shoot-kill-boykisser-meme-gif-9820095255497677763

[livid rampart]

oh nooo dont do that… 😩

[mighty root]

[river jackal]

How is it into mixed hordes, specifically ragers? It seems like it staggers them on contact.

[sullen forge]

If you want to do actual combos do III

[clever swan]

im starting to wonder how far this chat can go without the mods getting upset

[median steeple]

The evis is decent at mixed but you'll sadly have better time with the relic blade, but it can work

[sullen forge]

Spam lights it’s decent

[grand tangle]

it goes until karen gets upset and @s them

[drowsy steppe]

the tickles the brain variant

[grand tangle]

who is gonna be karen today, i wonder

[median steeple]

Brian

[river jackal]

I find I just don't like Relic Blade

[normal wren]

Yeah, mixed horde wise scab ragers may be annoying if you somehow hit chest

[hallow nacelle]

idk

[livid rampart]

You just have to seduce the mods into letting us continue

[river jackal]

Can I get that in English?

[hallow nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/blush-anime-shy-cute-girl-gif-14495627569314612221

[lament blaze]

Having different rounding algorithms for which menu you're in is crazy lmao

[steel agate]

Mixed hordes are unarmored and armored enemies in the same horde

[opal star]

it’s aight I guess

[normal wren]

My bad, phone autocorrecting to not real words

[visual stream]

I'm not one to give baristas an overcomplicated order, but is it really so much to ask that you don't fill the entire large cup to the brim with ice so I get more than 3 ounces of actual drink

[hexed igloo]

Ifunny detected

[normal wren]

Its fine unless there are scab ragers

[mighty root]

[normal wren]

And you somehow hit chest

[mighty root]

[river jackal]

Ahh

[median steeple]

Ragers are the kryptonite of evis truly

[river jackal]

So basically hit head

[normal wren]

Yup

And rev crushers

[drowsy steppe]

damage is gonna end up at 60% anyways cuz thats the max that it can go high for if other stats already maxed out at 80%

[normal wren]

Bulwarks can go jump off a cliff

[hexed igloo]

Bloodborne workin for ya?

[river jackal]

Ragers are generally my cryptonite atm

Anything else is ez work

[misty ravine]

I find I like it better than just about any other melee, except when a Trapper shows up at the end of a long line of other shit and says "fuck you for not having another dodge right now"

[normal wren]

Crusher stunlocks everything

[steel agate]

If they gave you all the drink they’d have to give all the drink to the rest of the enjoyers of food, so they shove ur drink full of ice so their supplies of drink aren’t heavily impacted upon every visit

[normal wren]

Thunderhammer with one stack of thrust should untap them

[drowsy steppe]

I love my chainsaw getting stuck on the flesh

[river jackal]

Lack of dodge is my primary concern yeah

[livid rampart]

Yum

[sullen forge]

Ragers when I give them that relic blade boo boo debuff and they start bleeding

[steel agate]

It’s not that they don’t like you they’re doing their best to keep the business a-float

[hexed igloo]

As someone who worked in the industry, no, it's to save money and no other reason

[drowsy steppe]

tbf

Ragers when I dash

⚔️

[river jackal]

Also

[median steeple]

I'll give you a boo boo

[river jackal]

This might actually solve my relic blade issue

[steel agate]

Ya I terribly word things that was my main point lol

[river jackal]

Should I drop Rampage for Wrath?

[sullen forge]

No you fucking won’t

[normal wren]

If you run iod then you can use it to dodge trapper nets btw

[steel agate]

Ice up a drink so you don’t gotta restock sooner

[hexed igloo]

I'll staple your balls to your desk

[normal wren]

(It counts as a dodge)

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/short-loki-loki-short-loki-caption-caption-gif-17568727989423340749

[drowsy steppe]

wrath and cranial is ok

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-hhh-tripleh-hunterhearsthelmsley-blueblood-gif-5233115

[visual stream]

I don't want all the drink in the world that they have but when I take four sips of a large sized drink and it's half-way empty, there's a problem

[drowsy steppe]

I like having both rampage and wrath because I can cleave shit better

[river jackal]

Might try this

[hexed igloo]

I don't use blessings they're a crutch

[river jackal]

Name checks out

[visual stream]

I paid for a large for a reason and to add more ice just so I still have effectively a medium is lame and cheating me out

[steel agate]

Sounds like u got a similar problem to me, we both drink our drinks too fast for the ice to dissolve

[drowsy steppe]

Ill destroy your kneecaps how about that

[steel agate]

So we have less to slurp

[normal wren]

Anyway crusher may be your best bet to anti everything

[river jackal]

Crusher does the same damage as licking the enemy

[visual stream]

True dat

[river jackal]

Compared to RB

[normal wren]

Nah they buffed it

[hexed igloo]

Gamer discovers capitalism

[normal wren]

It does damage now

[normal wren]

Not as much as the rb

[copper hawk]

fack u.

[normal wren]

But not shock maul level

[visual stream]

Gamer sighs about usual capitalism

[hexed igloo]

Yeah

[stone fern]

shock maul bad

[river jackal]

I'll try rampage wrath relic blade

[drowsy steppe]

saul bad

better call saul

https://tenor.com/view/bob-odenkirk-better-call-saul-pointing-gif-8557710

[river jackal]

Paul and Saul

Both in the pits of "please buff me I'm begging you"

[visual stream]

Did the ogryn paul buff actually do anything meaningful

[hexed igloo]

"Shock maul bad" people when hit them with a .45 point blank

[visual stream]

Or is paul still doggy

[median steeple]

it's ok pookie

[river jackal]

Reginald made some cope about it being good in Havoc

[visual stream]

People with a peanut allergy when I drop a hydrogen bomb on them

[drowsy steppe]

bias

[river jackal]

Which is just untrue

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4356782155168095918

[river jackal]

Shield stomps on Paul in every way

As does pick

[drowsy steppe]

Shield bros when you ask them the optimal combo

its engaging gameplay

[median steeple]

Gotta stay cool and mysterious

[river jackal]

H1

[median steeple]

You'll never know

[sullen forge]

H1 H1 H1 H1

[river jackal]

I am rare shield player that actually uses H2

[visual stream]

H1 H1 H1 GET TAUNTED GET TAUNTED GET TAUNTED

[drowsy steppe]

H1 > M2

REPEAT

[hexed igloo]

Blawg doesn't understand yakuza 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[median steeple]

Men2

[river jackal]

I hope they don't change that for shield tbh

Its nice for when I just want to have fun and not focus

[visual stream]

Likely won't

A lot bigger fish to fry and it's not even totally a problem tbh

[river jackal]

Imo it's not even an unbalanced weapon

[visual stream]

Ja

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-meme-jjba-gif-4322638546229085656

[river jackal]

Pick and Shield should serve as the balance points for other ogryn melee

[hexed igloo]

I'd rather fry shrimp with rice

[visual stream]

A rice shrimped this fry?

[steel agate]

Ogryn after eating shouty’s rations

[hexed igloo]

You're telling me an olive unvirgined this oil?

A crab gooned on this rag?

[gleaming kelp]

This is advanced schizophrenia

[hexed igloo]

I'll show you advanced schizophrenia bozo

[gleaming kelp]

Maybe dont

[drowsy steppe]

Men squared

🚬

[visual stream]

I love Doctor Strange

So sad his E is getting nerfed but at least it's not that bad

[hallow nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mustafa-necohaus-kitty-cat-warhammer-40k-gif-11500918880958315641

[median steeple]

Me when the buff Bucky more than they nerfed him for no reason

I can't stop winning

[visual stream]

Me when no Peni nerf

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/wintersoldier-gif-22461757

[visual stream]

Stupid fucking web snare

[median steeple]

His swag

[visual stream]

2 second cooldown on the ability that shits on someone's ult with no outplay potential at all

[distant lagoon]

i am 162 cm

[distant lagoon]

Who is that

[visual stream]

At least Wolverine buff and Magik buff

[median steeple]

Well that wasn't directed at you

[visual stream]

The Hawkeye and Hela nerfs ain't changing shit though xd

[median steeple]

No hitbox fixes

[visual stream]

True

[mighty root]

I haven’t tried it yet I’ve been too busy to work to play anything

[stone fern]

riser 1 clad 1

[frozen kernel]

Flawlessly

Only one crash

[gleaming kelp]

Wasn't there a clip of wolvie sliding off a double jumping moon knight? Dem hitboxes are ass.

[frozen kernel]

Hype for you Fyre you’re gonna love it

[median steeple]

Wolverines and punishers hotboxes are bad

Punishers are too big and wolverines are just buggy

[gleaming kelp]

Why is punisher bigger than the hulk.

Dude a space marine

[median steeple]

Super soldier serum

Frank has it in this version, it made him wide

[frozen kernel]

If you need any of the stuffs my buddy sent me the sites he used so I didn’t have to play the spyware game, hmu if you want anything

[gleaming kelp]

Really? That explains it

[median steeple]

I think black widow, punisher, and maybe Hawkeye have it in this version of their characters

[visual stream]

Nicee

Also why PAs often ooc?

[vocal hatch]

So would this be a close range god roll?

[distant lagoon]

No numeric UI

[frozen kernel]

Nah white women obviously have a 14ft vertical wym? Totally natural

[stone fern]

idk its a nice middle ground between the slow big damage heavies and the smol lights

[stone fern]

zero mods

[frozen kernel]

I’m still shaking from the time I got dunked on in the third grade by Mackenzie Smith

[stone fern]

im pretty sure you're supposed to dump collateral on that

check the ogryn guide tho

[distant lagoon]

As if i did not have enough reasons to not like boringmarines

[gleaming kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/gadriel-warhammer-space-marine-2-40000-gif-15996055907169469911

[vocal hatch]

Yes. But if you dump care about range it would be good. Because there's no uneven stat

[stone fern]

yeah if

[grizzled aspen]

The fact that the chad filter on snapchat literally only changes his complexion is hilarious.

[opaque island]

THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SAVE! the jukeing and footwork was top notch

[stone fern]

thank u thank u

[opaque island]

there were like 3 different times i thought the bulwarks were gonna pin you in but you kept slipping past em

[stone fern]

i got lucky with the window hop tbh

i did it too slow but it worked out

[neat grove]

is it possible to get a weapon with all 80s?

[stone fern]

no

[neat grove]

then how do i get a weapon to its max potential?

[stone fern]

max potential is a total sum of 380

wait i posted this before

[nimble fiber]

[vague depot]

Rn max is 4 80 and 1 60

Can’t get all 80s or a 100

It is what it is

[livid rampart]

I have been running this build for a minute and I’ve been told it’s good but I honestly have no clue what i did lol

[stone fern]

all weapons can be upgraded to 500 assuming you have a high enough level of mastery
weapons from brunt have can have a total sum of stats of 380
meaning one stat is at 60 and rest are 80 or two at 70 and 3 at 80 or some veration of the distrubtion
good weapons should have the dumpstat at the lowest which would be mobility, defence, warp resist etc
if buy a weapon from brunt itll have two numbers at each stat one the current level and secon the potential which you can reach with upgrades assuming max mastery
if you wanna get your mastery with a weapon family higher you need to play games with that weapon OR sacrifiace weapons to that weapon family
please note the most optimal way of sacrificing is using green tier weapons of the same weapon family to that weapon family higher tiers wont get you more mastery

[neat grove]

i have a 500 tho

[hollow jewel]

why do i have to pay 700 aquilas for the standard hammer skin?

[misty ravine]

You dont have to at all :^)

[stone fern]

yeah they changed that even if it says 500 the max stat sum will always be 380

[vague depot]

Unfortunately the stat numbers do not add up to the power number

[visual stream]

That makes sense, I usually do a charged heavy but I can see PAs for urgency

[vague depot]

Game bad

Blame fatshark

[hollow jewel]

yes im just shocked

[misty ravine]

(Fatshark management knows that paypigs will pay it)

[neat grove]

then how do i get a red weapon?

[grizzled aspen]

Red weapons are mods.

[stone fern]

its a mod

[neat grove]

i am one of those

[vague depot]

Kill whoever told you this

[neat grove]

i like drip

[grizzled aspen]

"Sainted" is their rarity with that mod, and it requires it to be a 500 rating weapon that is fully consecrated.

[neat grove]

also i like supporting games i like

[neat grove]

oh

[stone fern]

🚬 id support the game too if they put the fucking skins i wanted on sale

[vague depot]

Right side Piety crit build but paths immo instead of tknife crit and takes loner instead of benediction

Death penalty

[stone fern]

where the hell are the skull masks and the rashad/thammer skins

[hearty nebula]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/380

[drowsy steppe]

going loner is crazy work 💀

when the ult is fotf

also no second wind

[neat grove]

🚬 all they gotta do is make some zealot knight cosmetics and i will give them money

[stone fern]

lemme see if i can find it

[neat grove]

like as much and often as they do it

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146476778999783434/1257355750498369607/gifkitties_-_1751470205652332749_1.gif

[grizzled aspen]

Yay, more reasons for shitlords that are bad to play this class! (I'm not bashing anyone here I'm just saying the average pub zealout is worth less than the dirt on my boots)

[vague depot]

Who’s the sociopath who told them the build was good

[drowsy steppe]

we have red weapons at home..

[grizzled aspen]

Also we are homelessmaxxers here.

[vague depot]

Shit looks ai generated unironically

[drowsy steppe]

settle for orange weapons

like a true grub

[hearty nebula]

probably someone who's just as noob as them (which is fine)

[stone fern]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer-40k-darktide/images/b/b8/Penance_Herald_Mask.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20240818233936
i want this but in black

[hearty nebula]

noobs are usually the ones bringing their friends into the game anyways, it's a coop game so people are usually only buying it if one of their friends already play it

[stone fern]

and NO hood

[grizzled aspen]

I want cosmetics that don't clip first.

[vague depot]

It’s like you gave a standard crit build to the twitter ai bot and told them to path it again

[hearty nebula]

unless they're a snorehammer fan already

[stone fern]

🚬 just wear basic stuff

[grizzled aspen]

Mfw the sentry chest on vet clips with literally fucking everything because fatshark still can't figure out proper fabric physics:

[neat grove]

tbf that stuff is kinda tough

shouldnt be in a commercial game tho

[grizzled aspen]

If the mutt I play with can regularly make high quality vrchat models with proper physics by himself, a triple a studio team of cosmetic producers can make cosmetics that don't fucking clip.

[neat grove]

should be figured out before launch

[hearty nebula]

I wish the fuckin uhhhh enforcer set had the really evil soundin voice changer (u know the one)

it's not bad but still a bit anemic sometimes

[neat grove]

but he doesnt have deadlines or higher ups breathing down his neck constantly rushing him

i assume he as much time as he needs

[hearty nebula]

Fatshark doesn't even handle the cosmetics.

They outsource it.

[grizzled aspen]

It's not that it's "too hard" they just don't reference previously existing cosmetics because they expect you to buy the whole slop uniform together.

[grizzled aspen]

This is even fucking worse.

[hearty nebula]

ya

ik

[drowsy steppe]

is that confirmed somewhere

[grizzled aspen]

Whoever they are outsourcing zealout cosmetics to needs to be beaten with bully clubs then.

Less homeless slop, more armored slop.

[hearty nebula]

It's outsourced to AIDA studios. They're in the game credits.

[grizzled aspen]

[clever swan]

darktide is just a gacha with actual gameplay. they've played us for fools. our attraction to the ogryn was our undoing

[runic grotto]

I think the skin system being an actual gacha could be better than whatever the fuck we have now

At least there would be a tiny chance to get the skins you want

[grizzled aspen]

I think aquilas need to be earnable in game.

[maiden tulip]

I just want some Zealot head cosmetics that don't look like I've been clubbing in Berlin for a week straight

[grizzled aspen]

But most people would have me shot for this opinion.

[runic grotto]

Not really

Currently skins are overpriced and operate entierly on fomo

[hearty nebula]

No

[runic grotto]

and fomo is the worst part

[hearty nebula]

Not really

[visual compass]

I swear

[hexed igloo]

Hell yeah let's go

[visual compass]

The amount of times

[runic grotto]

I wouldn't mind the other things as much if only you just had a shop with all the items you want

Not this shit

[visual compass]

I've been having main character syndrome lately istg

[grizzled aspen]

I think the best cosmetic released in the entire game is the zealout jammies.

[visual compass]

This was basically solo auric maelstrom

[grizzled aspen]

I be out here comfymaxxing with a fuckin greatsword.

[hearty nebula]

This is normal if you are any level of competent

[clever swan]

most Randoms aren't even sentient i bet

[hexed igloo]

@frozen kernel @mighty root if you also dig through patches on the shadps4 client you can put on 60fps patch, and it also works perfectly, it's beautiful

[hollow plank]

What's the main differences between the crucis mk3 and the iron helmet mk4 hammers?

[runic grotto]

iron helm has a lot of cleave on special but less damage

[grizzled aspen]

Crucis will cleave exactly one chaff and then dump all its damage on one target, ironhelm is more like vet power sword.

[visual compass]

Yeah but the amount of absolute tanking through missions solo I've had to do lately is insane

[runic grotto]

That's the main thing

[visual compass]

I'm loving it though

[frozen kernel]

Running that and the obligatory ones ye

[grizzled aspen]

Of the two, ironhelm is far more versatile.

[hollow plank]

Never used vet so no clue how that feels

[drowsy steppe]

Ironhelm gets a lot more cleave on its special activation attacks

[hexed igloo]

Hell yeah, I've already clocked it, and started a new run with a different build

[frozen kernel]

60FPS, Chromatic + Motion Blur Disabled

[hearty nebula]

aka horde clear

[frozen kernel]

LOL NICE

[runic grotto]

Crucis is just objectively better

[grizzled aspen]

You can cleave like 7 chaff in one special swing and instantly get max headtaker and slaughterer stacks.

[frozen kernel]

I just finished Gascoigne last night but realized I want to change my character

[hexed igloo]

I clocked it in like 20 hours lmaoooo

[grizzled aspen]

So its literally special h1 loop forever for horde clear.

[frozen kernel]

I’ve played through Central Yahrnam like Fort Joy

[hexed igloo]

Trust me if you get good at parrying it trivializes every human boss in existence

[grizzled aspen]

And then if you can manage a crusher 1tap bp, special, push, pause, hidden h3 overhead.

[frozen kernel]

I’ve never owned BB so I never got to play beyond the first couple areas

Never had a PS4

[hexed igloo]

I'm currently back at martyr logarius, and forbidden woods

[frozen kernel]

But every time I had an opportunity to play at a friends house for like an hour, I’d get to about Gascoigne

Furthest I got was killing the turret fucker in Old Yharnam

[hexed igloo]

Gascoigne is such a good first boss

[frozen kernel]

Cleric Beast is technically the first but I guess it’s optional isn’t it?

[hexed igloo]

Pro tip, the second you get to the top of that ladder just shoot him 3-4 times it pushes him off the roof lmao

[frozen kernel]

It reminds me of Gundyr

You can definitely tell the games were developed simultaneously

Very aggressive first boss that rewards you for pushing back instead of playing passively

[daring zenith]

Is there a list of the optimal stats (the 80% and 60% thingy) for each weapon? zealot is the only class i can't find a guide with those

[frozen kernel]

Blunderbuss be like

[hexed igloo]

I think it's less so rewards you for pushing, it actively punishes you for backing off. All his big attacks, he only does at range

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-cost-little-maneuver-51years-51-gif-24426899

[hexed igloo]

Pistol > blunderbuss

The shotguns damage doesn't at all male up for the shitass range and draw time

[frozen kernel]

Krakaboom make brain happy

I like firing more pellets per bullet

[north sedge]

It's almost always mobility dump

[hexed igloo]

May I introduce you to the stake driver

[drowsy steppe]

on most melee weapons you can dump mobility

or defense if it doesnt have mobility as a stat

[frozen kernel]

I’m well aware of how dogshit it feels trying to hit that charge attack and I’ll be sticking with my hammer

[hexed igloo]

My current run I'm using ludwig sword, it actually slaps

[frozen kernel]

Bloodborne is so based for giving hammer stabs

[hexed igloo]

May i introduce you to the boom hammer

[frozen kernel]

Because it’s still a massive fucking hunk of stone and if you slam that into a beast, it hardly matters that it isn’t sharp

[daring zenith]

👀👍💜

[hexed igloo]

My favorite weapon to use is the beast cutter

Biblical range and stagger

[frozen kernel]

“Hey I think this homing soul mass spell is pretty cool in Dark Souls 1”

“Allow me to introduce you to pursuers”

[hexed igloo]

You can stunlock anything smaller than the cleric beast

[frozen kernel]

The DLC is going to be the last thing I do since there’s no online

I’ll really only get to play with the toys in NG+

[copper hawk]

not anymore

[hexed igloo]

Wym

It's not that hard tbh, it'll be way more brutal if you run it ng+

[frozen kernel]

Arrowhead just looking the other way as people farm super credits for the overpriced Killzone tie in instead of spending actual money

[hexed igloo]

My most pro tip for the dlc is just step behind the cutter hunters, recovery on that cutter is insane high so they're super vulnerable

For the saif hunters just bait them into shooting

[frozen kernel]

I’m not going to run into the DLC right after killing Gascoigne

[hexed igloo]

Well no you run in right after killing amelia

[frozen kernel]

Similar to how you wouldn’t go into any other Fromsoft DLC without being at least halfway through the actual game

[hexed igloo]

Nah you get the key for the dlc literally right after you kill amelia

It's intended to be more early-midgamr

At the start, at least

[frozen kernel]

Either way I have a lot of game to experience first

I don’t need to bum rush to the DLC

[hexed igloo]

Ludwig is sorta closer to later midgame, and then after is just whenever

[frozen kernel]

As much as I want the broccoli rune

[hexed igloo]

Cool weapons there tho

Beast cutter, boom hammer, saif is pretty much open as soon as you go in

[frozen kernel]

Yeah that’s why it’ll be nice to be able to just instamax them out with a healthy supply of crafting material and runes to slot in rather than having a wet noodle and a half finished build

[hexed igloo]

Fair tbh, I just farm the gargoyles at cainhurst for twin shards

[frozen kernel]

I’ve never been to cainhurst so I’m not farming shit lol

Well except the wheelchair guy for silver bullets

Every time I pass by, just gotta run in and kill him rq

[hexed igloo]

Iain never saying no to 10 free bullets

With cainhurst as long as you play it slow its really easy

The hardest part is getting to the front door, just run like hell past the ticks

[opal star]

are yall talking about peakborne

[hexed igloo]

Fs

[opal star]

kirkhammer 😋

[frozen kernel]

I said charged heavy R2

https://tenor.com/view/kirkhammer-bloodborne-bonk-smack-bonked-gif-1186565866500148829

[hexed igloo]

For me kirkhammer feels too light on the sword and too heavy on the hammer lmao

I like ludwig sword way more

[frozen kernel]

Sword feels kinda chinsy when you first get it, yeah

After +2 or minor investment in strength it gets much better

[gleaming kelp]

Threaded cane, for the civilized gentry

[hexed igloo]

Luds sword also gets the glorious thrusting heavy

[frozen kernel]

When it can 1 shot dogs, birds, and small unarmored enemies