zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

And moan in vc at random opportunities.

[frozen kernel]

I’ve had wors-

[median steeple]

Argus you lurker

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-up-then-down-excuse-me-uhhh-what-the-heck-scared-of-you-gif-675755946193480599

[sterile stone]

I just popped in

[remote lark]

outdamage me

just once

[median steeple]

sending autism death beams into your head now

[remote lark]

and you can say this

[sterile stone]

I was watching some poor soul run away from a trio and eat 2 bear traps

[remote lark]

[frozen kernel]

I’m the BOOK SLUT

I MAKE YOU INVINCIBLE

THEN GO BACK TO IGNORING FROG

Oh look the final rager in the entire pack I ignored? “I gotcha buddy! :)”

[median steeple]

mom and dad are fighting again

when will it end

[modern lintel]

what hav are yall playing @remote lark

[sullen forge]

Not working thinking about something cool so it’s blocking it

[frozen kernel]

the one day they ask me to play and Dorn completely eviscerates my gameplay

[median steeple]

you can't even think so I don't believe you

[remote lark]

33+

[sullen forge]

You’re mad

[frozen kernel]

I will be reduced to a small pile of ash

[sullen forge]

You’re SOOO mad

[remote lark]

we're a 4 stack though

i just finally have time to play havocs

latecomer

[median steeple]

I'm Canadian I'm always mad

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-huge-jackman-jump-train-gif-7909516

The weather sucks rn

too warm for Jan

miss the snow

[sullen forge]

@remote lark @frozen kernel @grizzled aspen lock the fuck in on 35 btw, take as long as needed I’d rather we rip the scab off for T Survivor immediately

[remote lark]

i thought t survivor was on 40

[sullen forge]

35+

[frozen kernel]

Lumi not high as giraffe pussy rn? Damn I wish I could go home

[modern lintel]

35-40

[remote lark]

oh yeah

[sullen forge]

35 is the minimum

[frozen kernel]

Well I could go home but it’s unethical

[median steeple]

get your head in the game snuffles

[remote lark]

we did 32 while both the random lady and I were blasted

i could barely see in front of me

lowest damage taken though

[sterile stone]

You still ain't join the club

[frozen kernel]

And just my luck someone would call me in an hour and I’d have to drive back

[sterile stone]

[frozen kernel]

“Can you look at something that isn’t your job because I’m too simple to call the right person?”

[sullen forge]

Cause I have a life lil bro and besides I didn’t hitch to 40

[median steeple]

still waiting for Gale to invite me to one of his games so I can play psyker and get murdered by the director

[frozen kernel]

Call that person

“Fuck bro can you check it out for me and let me know if it’s really bad?”

[grizzled aspen]

Are you really wanting to lock in that hard?

[sullen forge]

So true

[modern lintel]

iv had 6 nearly true survivors run and 5/6 have been ended by a psyker blowing themselves up the 6th might be considerably worse also a psyker died like 10ft away from the elevator to leave the mission

[sterile stone]

Hey now.

[sullen forge]

Cause I want it done

[grizzled aspen]

Because that implies that you want me to tell you what to do.

[sterile stone]

We don't put others down for their short comings.

[sullen forge]

So I can avoid havoc like a disease

[frozen kernel]

I tried DD gazer soyker with FGS after our havoc games and blew up like 4 times across 3 games

Very embarrassing

[sullen forge]

Scriers bug

I assume

[frozen kernel]

Thankfully only aurics

Veteran and I were carrying one game like coffin bearers

[median steeple]

I still haven't touched hav since the first week lmao, party finder is so ass I just stopped caring

[modern lintel]

i actually ran into a wound psyker playing w crystal will or whatever its called and that mfr was making sure he got the most use out of his wounds

[sullen forge]

It’s just genuinely unfun

I don’t like it

[sterile stone]

Last few aurics I've played, it felt like I was playing with AI disguised as humans

[frozen kernel]

Lumi accepts a veteran named “Cock and Ball Torture” to our fireteam, CBT ensues

[sullen forge]

But I’m doing it for penance completion

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-phosphorus-shrug-dc-creature-commandos-gif-2250406653421479459

could be worse

[grizzled aspen]

Can confirm.

[sullen forge]

If you need a veteran make me the veteran

[grizzled aspen]

Mfw wound curios and max hp.

[median steeple]

I've had a havoc with a guy who had diaper in his name and it made me question my life choices

[sullen forge]

Psyker just needs to maintain bubble as much as possible

[remote lark]

didn't this guy have like

wound curio and 2 health curios

and weird weapons

[frozen kernel]

Console players moving up through difficulties as they unlock them, rather than when they’re ready. Been noticing a lot of folks who are ~30 in auric QP games I get latejoined into

[frosty herald]

3 wound curios at high havoc i already know some bullshit is about to happen

[frozen kernel]

Same type of people who queue damnation at level 13

[grizzled aspen]

The guy with 3 health curios was using normal weapons tho.

[frozen kernel]

With green gear

[grizzled aspen]

Foldy shovel and recon.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[uneven galleon]

God, once I got true survivor I rarely touch Havoc

[frozen kernel]

That one wound psyker tho

[grizzled aspen]

That guy was stealing all my soulblaze kills holy fuck it was annoying.

[sullen forge]

Yeah it’s burning a hole in my penance unlocks

I want it done so I can avoid the game mode

[median steeple]

once I get the gear I wouldn't touch hav

back to grinding low levels

[grizzled aspen]

Straight up we gotta ban other psykers from using purg staff or blazing trauma when we've already got a purg staff.

[sullen forge]

Well I mean it’s the new elitist mode

[modern lintel]

i still need to do like 25ish more havoks to get the 100 completed ontop of true survivor

[sterile stone]

Whatchu mean

[sullen forge]

You’re a shitter if you can’t clear H40 solo

Simple as

[sterile stone]

I've had way too many level 20s que into auric maelstrom

[acoustic dune]

what in the bloody hell is happening here

[sterile stone]

Goblin mindset

[frozen kernel]

They at least need a buddy for that

[sterile stone]

[sullen forge]

It’s just the way it is

[uneven galleon]

then do it

[sullen forge]

It’s the new elitist mode

[sullen forge]

I’m being incredibly sarcastic cause I despise Havoc

Lmao

[frozen kernel]

Sadly a lot of people will just ram their face into whatever their highest diff is until they get a fireteam that carries them hard enough

[uneven galleon]

still, do it

[sterile stone]

Gale is old man

[frozen kernel]

There’s a nonzero amount of nearly hopeless shitters out there with Auric Storm Survivor because their fireteam was playing out of their minds…and they just happened to be there

[acoustic dune]

dont you know? we is a vet from the

[sterile stone]

I feel this way about some people with True Survivor

But then I gotta sit back and remember

People will have bad days

[sullen forge]

I’d rather solo clutch in Au’s

[acoustic dune]

a-fish-ginistan

[sullen forge]

Cause then it’s more rewarding vs like havoc

[median steeple]

me every psyker game for some reason

[sullen forge]

Where it’s like

[frozen kernel]

As someone with a moderate amount of experience and game sense playing with experienced players who understand what’s going on behind the scenes…yeah Havoc is bullshit

[median steeple]

that one smite game actually fucked me

[sullen forge]

You move one step incorrectly instant death

[frozen kernel]

Once we hit 40 and we get the cosmetics we outta that bitch

[uneven galleon]

I just view tags as semantics and judge others based on how they play

[misty ravine]

The imposter syndrome kicks in when I play Zealot in Havoc then remember I got True Survivor with Psyker

[acoustic dune]

theres more havoc then 40?

[sterile stone]

Grabbed my cosmetics and titles and stopped playing

[sullen forge]

Being a completionist regarding penances

[misty ravine]

Help 50 people I guess

[sullen forge]

It’s driving me fucking INSANE

[frozen kernel]

It’s a dice roll whether or not the director even allows you to make it to the end, god forbid any of your human teammates misstep or misdodge in the midst of a 20-30 minute adrenaline fueled nightmare

[sterile stone]

I'm still surprised I even got True Survivor, I ate a whole ass crusher overhead on sycorax. Overtoughness OP

[uneven galleon]

I don't even care about the cosmetics, I got my title, Havoc was like tediously giving birth for 12 hours

[frozen kernel]

It’s definitely not a “bragging rights” thing I’ll be holding over folks in the future

It’ll just be a “oh god trust me, it gets worse than this”

[acoustic dune]

remind of a high level havoc player leaving the match we are starting to win

like havoc 40 or smth

[sterile stone]

Hav 40 Gloriana was so ass

[sullen forge]

Hav 40 ammo stash

[acoustic dune]

(we won btw)

[sullen forge]

That shit was so miserable

[median steeple]

be me and be lazy (out of spite)

[acoustic dune]

but

[frozen kernel]

Like I hold nothing against anyone for slipping during a havoc game, it’s just crazy how one person microstepping out of bubble and getting instakilled by a gunner swarm can end a run, and it’s a very human error that anyone could make with their footwork

[acoustic dune]

black cosmetic

D:

[median steeple]

the cosmetics are just tedious to get

[sterile stone]

I had some goober try to question why I bring smokes into a havoc

[frozen kernel]

Or you get people who play havoc like it’s regular damn running FAR FAR away and you’re like “oh we’re doomed”

[median steeple]

no real challenge besides keeping your sanity

[vague depot]

What mission modifier would be best for fighting a bunch of ranged enemies

[sterile stone]

Only for bro to notice I wasn't getting shot at

[acoustic dune]

but its black n cool

[sullen forge]

This is the part where we’re all supposed to type in “skill issue” because human error is unacceptable

[median steeple]

sniper purge?

[vague depot]

Got it

[acoustic dune]

tbh thats why i run chorus

get in a group of gunner

stagger

start krillin

[vague depot]

I need backstab kills

[uneven galleon]

I do say, I've encountered a lot of people who thought they could survive at least a Havoc 20 after beating an Auric Maelstrom

[median steeple]

I think scabs have more shooters than dregs iirc

[uneven galleon]

(I am part of it)

[sullen forge]

It’s because shredder spam is just alternatively better even though running pseudo dome just

[median steeple]

like one more

[sullen forge]

Helps

Like

A lot

[frozen kernel]

Bro only krak bro I clear the everything just kill the bulwarks and crushers bro pls I’m helpless I can’t dodge for shit bro 😤

[sterile stone]

Yeah

[frozen kernel]

Bless you for those smokes

Holy shit bless you

[sterile stone]

Smoke helps a fuck ton when your psyker crumples like paper

I try to show people

[frozen kernel]

I love how the takeaway most people have from high havoc is just “Guns are realistic”

[sterile stone]

But that ADHD goes a lil too hard

[sullen forge]

I might make a Smoke build for Hav tbh

[frozen kernel]

I’m trying to get my old veteran buddy to at least play up to havoc 20

[acoustic dune]

you can get 170 toughness as psycher no?

[sullen forge]

I’ve still yet too that and literally everyone outside of Path

[frozen kernel]

“You get to be the dedicated shooter killer cmon!”

[sterile stone]

Fuck if I know, I main vet

[sullen forge]

Has said use Shredders lmao

[acoustic dune]

wait a min

[median steeple]

"the guns are realistic" bro I just watched a homeless man fail to die after I shot him 3 times in the head

PLEASE

FIX THE HIT DETECTION

[acoustic dune]

i thought this is zzealot chat main space

[sterile stone]

I'm glad I'm comfortable enough on vet that I can use just about any set up and do well.

[acoustic dune]

i have been bamboozle

played like a darn fiddle

[cerulean moth]

I swear on my fucken left testical being as small as possible makes headshot based blessings not as good

[frozen kernel]

No point in locational damage when your flesh is important and blood is finite

[cerulean moth]

u have to jump sometimes to proc shit

[sullen forge]

I can use any set up even meme builds I just take Havoc incredibly serious

[cerulean moth]

height based tier list

WHEN

[sullen forge]

So I never really break the mold

[sterile stone]

I really do wonder though if Zealot woulda benefitted more from smoke grenades being on their tree than vet.

[acoustic dune]

prob less since zealot cant spam it

[sullen forge]

Honestly

[frozen kernel]

I want actual reason not to run max height other than “im stubborn”

[sullen forge]

Yeah I would think so

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-kramer-seinfeld-gif-5503484

[frozen kernel]

Like making you less likely to hit heads with relic made me grow my zealot

[sullen forge]

Give Vet an impact grenade

[frozen kernel]

Because you gotta

[misty ravine]

Half the reason to beat the game on the hardest challenge modes isn't bragging rights, it's talking rights.

"Oh, you haven't beaten Super Resurrected Twins Super Secret Super Hard Mode Havoc 40 True Solo? Then of what value are any of your opinions on this game?"

[sullen forge]

Like they had in the beta

[acoustic dune]

also it would eat in the throwing knife

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/short-loki-loki-short-loki-caption-caption-gif-17568727989423340749

[cerulean moth]

I feel that since it makes my hjitbox smaller ive dodged things that I couldn't on taller characters

[sterile stone]

Honestly if we swapped smoke for immo nades

I'd be happy

[cerulean moth]

exactly why

[sterile stone]

Make a ocean of fire as vet

[cerulean moth]

happens even with bromentum axes

[sullen forge]

I’d honestly rather we get impacts of some kind

[acoustic dune]

sadge we dont get a mpolotov

[sullen forge]

That and grenade buff nodes for all classes

[acoustic dune]

like let us throw shit and shit easily

[cerulean moth]

we so should have...imagine if it proced show stopper as well

actually make fire nades do it

fucken

re

[frozen kernel]

Last post I ever commented on I was like “Brother you’re a 1% commenter, so unless you spend all of your time malding on here instead of playing the game you had to have experienced this”

[sterile stone]

Impacts seem like something for trash clearing

[frozen kernel]

In reference to “M1 staff macro isn’t cheating”

[acoustic dune]

let us carry a crate size amount of molotov

so 6

[cerulean moth]

im swapping off cranial grounding

[sullen forge]

I’m going to forever bully macro users

[cerulean moth]

its height shamming mwe

at this point

[sterile stone]

Small explosion radius, but you're allowed 4 impacts baseline.

[sullen forge]

Cause it’s actually cheating.

[frozen kernel]

It absolutely is, I don’t understand how anyone defends it when it bypasses the fucking intended RoF AND keeps you from popping

[acoustic dune]

kids thats an exploit

[frozen kernel]

The one thing your character is balanced around

[acoustic dune]

itss a bannable offense

[cerulean moth]

that'd be based

[acoustic dune]

god you know what

[frozen kernel]

If you report them, there’s a decent chance you see them get banned in that match

[sullen forge]

Hear me out, impact and then like two nodes, one with increased stun, or the other applies a debuff

[cerulean moth]

ur gonna get racist

[acoustic dune]

made me remenber of american and there ''bank glitch'' and its just fraud

[sterile stone]

I don't believe this.

[acoustic dune]

like

[frozen kernel]

Someone posted a clip maybe 3 or so weeks back of it happening

[sullen forge]

Argus

[sterile stone]

I can't imagine outside of someone using shit like an aquila hack

[frozen kernel]

Start of the match they shit talked them for using it and reported them

[acoustic dune]

are american ok? do they need a nation of psych ward?

[frozen kernel]

Suddenly they dropped from the match like 10 mins in

[sullen forge]

Lumii has gotten a few macro users banned for this

[sterile stone]

Is this like a perm ban or just a

[frozen kernel]

I think it was Lumi that was laughing about it

[sterile stone]

Oh a day or so ban

[frozen kernel]

Idk

[sullen forge]

Could be?

Never bothered asking

[frozen kernel]

Either way they faced some punishment, so it might scare the stupider ones out of using it

[sterile stone]

I can't imagine anyone besides the players giving a fuck about macros in a pve game

[sullen forge]

But they get the notorious back end error

[sterile stone]

Now if this was VT2 pvp

Then yeah

[acoustic dune]

its arleady stupid using it

like really mmacro?

[sullen forge]

Oh no one of them absolutely deserved it

They threw a havoc match multiple times in a row

Barrel PVP

etc

[past sierra]

smilers

[frozen kernel]

Well because it graduates from “macros in PVE game” when you bypass the weapons rate of fire, bypass your one class mechanic to become effectively invincible, and you kill things so quickly that not even a chastising zealot can make it to a target before you laserbeam it to death

You are cheating and ruining the experience for others

[sterile stone]

You sure they didn't get banned for griefing and not using a macro?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ghost-barrel-explode-fly-gif-10528166394804192796

[frozen kernel]

It doesn’t matter whether or not the enemies are human

Your teammates are

[sullen forge]

Yeah it’s the macro, they’ve been banning for it

They probably got double sniped for all I know for griefing also

[frozen kernel]

If veterans had a plasma macro that allowed it to fire like an IJ stacked boltgun, we’d be shitting ourselves

[sullen forge]

We’d all be yelling for a gutting of Veteran

[median steeple]

death to macro users raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[acoustic dune]

imagine being marked as a griefer and theres always 2 sniper trailing you at all time

in game

[spare dome]

macro users sully the pure bloodline of gamers with their weak fingies

[frozen kernel]

They’re clientside too so teammates can’t save you

[acoustic dune]

this is why we gamers are opress

[sterile stone]

Some of you haven't played in OCE servers against Chinese players

And it shows

[frozen kernel]

No yolked lasgun vet saving you from the consequences of their actions

[frozen kernel]

You don’t want to hear my opinions on Chinese players

[median steeple]

Back in my day we EARNED our carpal tunnel

[acoustic dune]

go down once you get kicked

[frozen kernel]

Chinese and Russians

Every game

Cheating every time

[sterile stone]

It's a known thing cheating isn't looked down on.

It's a cultural thing.

[median steeple]

thank you for saying it

[frozen kernel]

Makes it even more pathetic tbh

It’s a race to see who bought the better script

[sterile stone]

It's a different societal mindset.

[acoustic dune]

like imagine a game like payday2

[frozen kernel]

No game sense at all

[median steeple]

I already went a rant somewhere else I can't keep talking about it

[acoustic dune]

and you are cheating in it

[frozen kernel]

Imagine not being proud of your accomplishments

[sterile stone]

They have a by any means mindset.

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[frozen kernel]

Just crying and stamping your feet until you swap to easy mode and let the game play itself

[sterile stone]

Now in some pve games I don't care if you're cheating, but in a pvp comp setting.

[frozen kernel]

Then go download gooner mods from the nexus

[median steeple]

the Russian rant is still in my head

[sterile stone]

Blatantly cheating just makes me wish a fist would go through your screen and deck you right in your teeth.

[acoustic dune]

this here is why we have different difficulty

if you cant beat max diff

[uneven galleon]

I'm no cheater but it feels good when someone accuses me of it lol

[acoustic dune]

try going down?

[sterile stone]

Cyka Blyat

[frozen kernel]

I wouldn’t care if someone cheated in 2 extra nade slots on any armor in Helldivers 2 because I probably wouldn’t even notice. I would VERY MUCH care if they used that infinite nade glitch and spammed impacts for the entire mission

[sterile stone]

Broooooother

[frozen kernel]

It’s when it crosses into affecting my gameplay that I start to care, naturally

[sterile stone]

There was a cheat in the early days of helldivers 2

Where people were getting 99999999 resources on pick up

[frozen kernel]

If I can just do my thing and you use something to make up for your shortcoming, that’s fine. I think it’s unhealthy but it’s your prerogative

[acoustic dune]

well there was a meta scene back in the day aswell where people would kick for not running meta loadout

so eh

yeah

[sullen forge]

There’s a difference between like blatant cheating and then getting accused of it when it’s raw skill

[frozen kernel]

But if you outshine me solely because you’re cheating, you’re a wiener and I hope you stub your toe

[sullen forge]

I’ve only been accused once

[sterile stone]

Auto cannon or EATs

[frozen kernel]

If you cheat AND talk smack, I assume you’re just 15

[sterile stone]

I like my air burst

[uneven galleon]

Well yeah, that's why I consider it like a compliment

[acoustic dune]

airburst is nice on illuminnate

they spawn it

die

good ammo eco too

[median steeple]

I know people were complaining the balancing update that buffed 90% of things but thank God for it since I can actually use what I want for a lot of things

[sterile stone]

It's nice unless your teammate decides to run into the bright flickering explosions infront of them.

[acoustic dune]

but i really want the lawn chair with a side of flak canon

[opal star]

helldivers 2 mentioned

[frozen kernel]

Unfortunately they don’t stay in malice where they belong. They want to say “I’m an auric player!” so they download the staff macro and just drag their mouse around the screen aiming the deathbeam

[acoustic dune]

i kicked someone in a upcoming pog making them fall

[opal star]

macros suck

[acoustic dune]

by accident

[frozen kernel]

Then the rug gets pulled out from under them and they leave a negative steam review

“Game is dogshit!”

[sterile stone]

My teammate did that shit

Dude kicked me into a horde of illuminates

[acoustic dune]

i think it was me yesterday or so

o not me

[sterile stone]

I haven't played HD2 in over a week

[opal star]

do yall fw the AMR

[acoustic dune]

it was a drop pod of supply or smth

[frozen kernel]

I kicked a teammate down the stairs at defense extract

Ran to shuttle

[vague depot]

Has anyone had a issue where you just get completely random builds that you never made

[frozen kernel]

He tried to shoot me

[acoustic dune]

the spartan kick slap

[frozen kernel]

Killed a teammate

[opal star]

it’s my favorite stratagem weapon for the bots

[sullen forge]

I fuck with the laser weapons

[acoustic dune]

i hope they re add ragdoll in the lobby

[frozen kernel]

I exclusively run AMR for squids

[median steeple]

dementia?

[vague depot]

No

[median steeple]

idk I've never heard of that bug before

[frozen kernel]

Autocannon for bugs

[opal star]

I think you can ragdoll ppl with the kick emote in the ship

[vague depot]

Like I pick crit dueling sword

[frozen kernel]

RR for bots

[sterile stone]

Ehhhh

[median steeple]

yeah you can

[vague depot]

And I join and I have Thammer and wound curios on a crit build

[acoustic dune]

not by normal mean

[vague depot]

Fucked up

[frozen kernel]

Because 99% of bots can just be shot in the face with a DCS

So the RR is nice to just delete tanks and shite

[acoustic dune]

god the spear melee weapon is peak

[hard nexus]

anyone playin high havoc for me 2 mooch off of

[acoustic dune]

now i can kill stuff in a funny way

see taank

[opal star]

recoiless takes too long to reload for my tastes, AMR works pretty well against all bot enemies

[acoustic dune]

climb it

[opal star]

er- well most

[acoustic dune]

start poking it till it die

[opal star]

haven’t figured out how to dispatch factory striders yet

[acoustic dune]

some goes to the hulk

[frozen kernel]

Does AMR handle gunships well?

[vague depot]

Back when I played I just shot it in the left eye a shit ton with the autocannon

[acoustic dune]

you can one shot it via shooting the belly

[opal star]

two shots to one engine kills

[wanton fossil]

Nothing quite like taking a new build/operative up to auric to prove to yourself that you don’t actually suck at the game

[opal star]

with the.. AMR?

[acoustic dune]

all at weapon count

[sullen forge]

Stay out of my havocs scrub…..

[frozen kernel]

I usually just go full ISIS and body it with the RR

[acoustic dune]

even oneshot from the commando aswel

[opal star]

that’s crazy

OOH

[acoustic dune]

if they didnt change it

[opal star]

THERMITE

[sullen forge]

Wallahi

[opal star]

I FUCKIN LOVE THE THERMITE GRENADE ON BOT FRONT

[median steeple]

lets take hav 1 together

[acoustic dune]

gl not getting gun down

from 2 mini gun

PREASE ARROW HEAD

[hard nexus]

shoot turret out with an AT weapon, then either pound the head with rockets or run below it and shoot the doors on the bottom

[acoustic dune]

GIVE US ACTUAL SNIPER PRIMARY

[placid fiber]

So... what'd I miss while napping?

[acoustic dune]

HELLDIVER 2

[hard nexus]

soooo is that a no

[opal star]

I try to knock out the miniguns with my AMR/DCS before trying to engage it

because

[hard nexus]

no, 3 round burst dogshit

[median steeple]

sigh I got ignored

[sullen forge]

I think we have a full group is why

[opal star]

fuck those miniguns bro like genuinely

[median steeple]

im jumping off the morningstar

[wanton fossil]

Here I was in regular damnations thinking I was fucking awful, and the minute I go up to auric and get decent teammates it’s like, oh — huh. Maybe I don’t fucking suck.

[hard nexus]

havoc 1

is

malice

[acoustic dune]

sometime bots sneak behind me

[median steeple]

hate me fr

[grizzled aspen]

Banx is gonna be at work for quite a while.

[sullen forge]

Psycho is a malice boy

Real

[grizzled aspen]

We could easily sub in Meow for Banx.

[median steeple]

say that again and I will touch you

[sullen forge]

Oh we need a replacement Zealot

TRUE

[acoustic dune]

somehow the at at sneakking up behind me is crazy

[opal star]

why are you silent

[hard nexus]

erm hiiii

[acoustic dune]

no a whole ass factory

[median steeple]

I am NOT Lumii

[sullen forge]

Give me a bit I’m not home yet

[sterile basalt]

I can play chorus

[acoustic dune]

those do not

[obsidian prairie]

They used to to have comical maniacal laughter

[grizzled aspen]

You're right, you're worse.

:3

[opal star]

the factory strider
the tanks

[median steeple]

wrong

wrong

[grizzled aspen]

But also @sullen forge the dog commands me to sleep and I must unfortunately obey.

[acoustic dune]

with the new spear if i put smoke down and start stabbing it with a spear

i win

[grizzled aspen]

I have been awake for far too long.

[opal star]

I wish I could hear their chainsaws or sum like 😭

[grizzled aspen]

21 hours as of 8 min ago.

[acoustic dune]

same goes with charger

[grizzled aspen]

And now I'm gonna drive!

:)))))

[acoustic dune]

god i love the new car in helldiver 2

[median steeple]

Bottom on Bottom violence is crazy

[hard nexus]

h40 build variety !

[opal star]

3046893822 vehicular deaths via lack of seatbelt

[grizzled aspen]

Well see I'm a top and Lumii is a switch so get your facts straight.

[acoustic dune]

sadly the terrain suck in game and i keep fucking turning over

[median steeple]

your ass is NOT a top

[opal star]

bad driver!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

GIVE US HALFTRACK PREASE

[median steeple]

I've seen more :3s out of you than a lot of bottoms

[grizzled aspen]

Just because I say fruity gay things doesn't make me a bottom.

That just means I'm gay.

Dummy.

[opal star]

I mean
are you a bottom

[obsidian prairie]

Saw that psyker yesterday, check the staff (baz)

[median steeple]

no hav surv my goat is washed

[acoustic dune]

ok lemme go get that twink frog proof

[grizzled aspen]

No, I absolutely am not.

[frozen kernel]

The punctuation drives it home

[placid fiber]

Huh. The house rule settings in rogue legacy 2 have a nice quality of life thing for if you wanted to start a new profile, but, keep all of the traits/relics visible for it.

[sullen forge]

@grizzled aspen so you’ll be on when exactly?

[grizzled aspen]

I... don't know.

[sullen forge]

Also what’s your Havoc rank @hard nexus

[grizzled aspen]

Meow is probably at 40.

I'm waiting on my car to heat up a bit before trying to drive.

[sullen forge]

Cause I don’t have a shit ton of time to spare

[grizzled aspen]

It is 22 degrees outside.

[sullen forge]

Like max 6 hours

[acoustic dune]

what did stan mean by this?

[placid fiber]

I genuinely have 0 interest in these options in the house rule settings, tho...

[frozen kernel]

What is this

[median steeple]

weak body

[placid fiber]

rogue legacy 2 house rule options

[frozen kernel]

Ah

[grizzled aspen]

My body isn't the issue, my car is.

[median steeple]

you will not survive the "winter"

[grizzled aspen]

I absolutely would sleep in this cold in shorts and a t-shirt with no insulation and be perfectly fine.

[sterile basalt]

Meow is at 24

[grizzled aspen]

Bruh.

[sullen forge]

Alrighty so we’re boosting her

Noted

[grizzled aspen]

I thought she cleared h40 already.

[sterile basalt]

If she did she wouldn’t be asking for hitching off someone else’s rank

[acoustic dune]

ah here it is

the twink squad

[sullen forge]

@sterile basalt I would annoy you to do H40 but I’m assuming you’re busy lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Knify is going to be flayed.

Alive.

[sterile basalt]

I can play later

Mine is actually pretty easy (?)

[sullen forge]

👍

@remote lark

[median steeple]

cooking with this one

[grizzled aspen]

What's the map and mods?

[acoustic dune]

aslong i get to be top

[sterile basalt]

Discord isn’t sending my pic for some reason

[sullen forge]

I’m obviously running Soyker

[acoustic dune]

<:

[grizzled aspen]

Shitass game keeps giving me refinery delta with moebian 21st and blight spreads.

[sullen forge]

As a heads up path

So you can be vet if you want

[grizzled aspen]

If you pop a burster on me again I'm going to teleport into your room and do unspeakable things to your pc.

[sterile basalt]

Refinery delta (h40)
Pus hardened
Cranial infection

[sullen forge]

I will absolutely do it again

[grizzled aspen]

AAAAAA THATS SO SHIT

[sullen forge]

That’s

[median steeple]

I think I have a clip of gale blowing up a burster on me, cica, and meow

[sullen forge]

Not terrible

[sterile basalt]

Why

[grizzled aspen]

No, refinery delta is such a shit fucking map.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/goofys-trial-murder-ill-do-it-again-gif-15434208

[sterile basalt]

Oh well

[grizzled aspen]

The drop-down after the elevator has an instant double boss spawn.

[sterile basalt]

What drop down

[grizzled aspen]

Plus all the elites in wait in front of you and below you that you can't see.

[sullen forge]

Frog hear me out

[acoustic dune]

anyhow imma go plat roblox

[sullen forge]

We take it

[frozen kernel]

Me (left) and Frog surviving the winter (colorised)

[sullen forge]

Slowly

[copper hawk]

Mmm soy

I could go 4 some SOY rn ,,

[sullen forge]

Course you could

[median steeple]

yeah you would

[sullen forge]

Limp wristed…

[copper hawk]

It's fucking freezing rn

[remote lark]

i can tell without looking that cica on a new name

[copper hawk]

It might snow 2night

[median steeple]

post the temp cica

[copper hawk]

Nuh uh.. yo mama..

[grizzled aspen]

Gale you need to understand that the drop down I'm talking about is like ripping off a fucking bandaid that is superglued to your nose hair.

[median steeple]

I wish to gatekeep coldness

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-meme-truth-lie-gif-9021535758661504197

[remote lark]

noobleo

[grizzled aspen]

You can bait all the elites in sight and there still be 400 elites underneath you, plus 2 boss spawns.

[remote lark]

are we all free

do we wanna pug the 4th until banx is home

[sullen forge]

No

I am, you are

[copper hawk]

High of 38° tomorrow

[sterile basalt]

Nah it’s fine

[grizzled aspen]

I'm about to start driving.

[sullen forge]

Frog is sleeping

[sterile basalt]

We can play whatever is easier

[sullen forge]

Banx is working

[frozen kernel]

It’s the izutsumi pfp

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-4822326163116896763

[grizzled aspen]

No, fuck it, we ball.

[copper hawk]

It is. Colde

[remote lark]

us with teammates

[median steeple]

my goat is washed

[copper hawk]

Im glad i wore my

Nvm..

[frozen kernel]

Like an armband gave it away

[sullen forge]

@remote lark Path is boosting us to 40 btw

[copper hawk]

U see i work OUTSIDE in duh cold

[remote lark]

no

[grizzled aspen]

We are gonna 3stack and pug the 4th.

[remote lark]

i'm not getting carried

[sullen forge]

Seeing Banx is working

[copper hawk]

U watch the cold FROM UR WINDOWE

[grizzled aspen]

No carries.

[remote lark]

im farming it up myself

[copper hawk]

Noob..

[remote lark]

i'm NOT getting told i got carried to 40

absolutely not

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn is just gonna fucking say "oh you got carried noob 💅 " like the fucking plebian he is and I won't stand for it.

[copper hawk]

It's not a carry if u do well

[remote lark]

thog dont care

[copper hawk]

I first tryd it u guys r fine

[remote lark]

we're proving a point

[median steeple]

you work IN SWEATER WEATHER

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

GOOBER

[copper hawk]

NO

[grizzled aspen]

You still skip like 7 ranks from where we are rn.

[remote lark]

i would have gotten h40 first try but i got geometry bugged

[copper hawk]

THAT'S LITERLALY BELOW FREEZING !!

[remote lark]

im still mad about that clip

[median steeple]

YEAH YOU

[frozen kernel]

“Didn’t do it on shredder soyker, literally carried”

[median steeple]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[sullen forge]

@sterile basalt well I’ll leave that up to you

[median steeple]

I'm gonna force you to live a whole ass year here

[frozen kernel]

TWICE

[sullen forge]

Do you want to assist with the climb to 40 legit?

[copper hawk]

U ENJOY THE COLD FROM UR WINDOWE

Y DO U OMPLAINZ ABOUT COLDE IF UR ONLY IN IT FOR 20 MINZ TOPZ A DAY !!!!

[median steeple]

apparently my stalker has been upaused this whole time and I'm starving to death

[frozen kernel]

TWICE IVE BEEN GREGNANT REACTED

[copper hawk]

I IN IT FOR 8 HOURZ !!!

8 !!!!

KILLZ U

[median steeple]

MY WINDOW HAS BEEN OPEN SINCE LAST APRIL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[copper hawk]

Im too small for tuis weather

I shouldve bulked

I am lean abd freezing 2 death

[median steeple]

I got for walks in -30c temps

you would NOT survive the winter goober

[sullen forge]

Climbing through your window Psycho

Nothing you can do

[copper hawk]

Oooooog husbant u spent all budget on middle east mow we freeze

[median steeple]

My last darktide clip before I just stopped playing for a bit due to party finder

[copper hawk]

FALSEHOOD

[frozen kernel]

I would acclimate if the whether wasn’t more bipolar than a psyker

[copper hawk]

CAP

[frozen kernel]

It goes from being like 50-60 some days to below 20

[median steeple]

I will do FREAKY things to you if you do

[copper hawk]

LOBOTOMITES

LOBOTOMITES !!!!!

[misty nova]

Brooo

[copper hawk]

https://fixupx.com/Aurochima/status/1768381984542495080?t=_8mIr4M55ttdMKT-qXHr-U5DU1e1nPmEl6wz_Sl4IF0&s=19

MY REJECTS R ALL MORONS !!!!!

KLBR is so me..

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4356782155168095918

[median steeple]

This photo was from a walk last week when the wind chill turned a -27C night into a -35C one

I will force you to play in the snow

[sterile basalt]

I go to do laundry for 5 minutes and zealot chat turns to e-dating sim

[median steeple]

get some JOY in yo life

[copper hawk]

Ur not even outside

[sterile basalt]

[copper hawk]

U literally r on ur front porch

[sullen forge]

Hell on earth

[copper hawk]

U stepped outside took a pic went back inside

[vague depot]

Just 43 more backstabs

Then I’ll never have to use the knife ever again

Mashallah

[median steeple]

I'm gonna throttle you

[copper hawk]

LMFAO i was right

[sullen forge]

Anyways you want to help with the legitimate climb to 40 or pass on it @sterile basalt

[copper hawk]

Im just a boooooyyyyy

[sullen forge]

I know they’re at 33

[median steeple]

That was taken out front by the CO-OP around 30ish mins away

[sterile basalt]

I mean if u want to do h40 instead of true survivor sure

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-genshin-impact-venti-venti-genshin-gif-25102355

[median steeple]

does your porch back at home have parking lines

https://tenor.com/view/dr-phosphorus-shrug-dc-creature-commandos-gif-2250406653421479459

hmmmm this blt is so good

[vague depot]

Industrial porch

[sullen forge]

They’re wanting to do it legit to get to 40

They’re at 33

[sterile basalt]

Also I have to say
Darktide’s frame stability is like nonexistent lol

[sullen forge]

Solely to spite Dork

[sterile basalt]

What

Who’s that

[median steeple]

Both

[sullen forge]

Dorn

Lmao

[sterile basalt]

What’s to spite there

[copper hawk]

Srry u were outside a STORE

A CORNER STORE

U DROVE 2 !!!

[median steeple]

I DON'T HAVE A CAR

[sullen forge]

Avoiding proving a point of “you were carried to 40”

Even though he’s going to say it anyways 🚬

[sterile basalt]

Well
Unless ur playing psyker
U basically will just get carried

[median steeple]

about to caste a Sumerian curse on cica

[sullen forge]

Hence I’m for the boost

Lmao

He’s going to say it anyways just take the boost for True grinding.

[sterile stone]

Nice to know I'm confortable enough to play aurics while blasting music at full volume

Even after not playing for a while

[misty nova]

DIVA is up 🗣️

[median steeple]

me asf

[sterile basalt]

Psyker’s scaling vs density is just absurd, they have to be really bad to need to get carried

Yea, they don’t need to be particularly good at the game to scale better than other classes

I mean carried as in by other classes

[sullen forge]

I will have so much shit drowning out the background on Aurics

[hard nexus]

ill help

!

u didnt ping me.,,..

brocken...

[grizzled aspen]

Are you prepared to be glued to my ass as a book slave?

Those are the shoes you're asking to fill.

[hard nexus]

i can

[grizzled aspen]

Just saying.

[sullen forge]

well im home

@sterile basalt Im most likely still gonna do a H40 with you anyways when that happens so you can get your weekly done and then I can also get that one out of the way

[acoustic dune]

could i join?

i want that funny cosmetic

[grizzled aspen]

Now that Meow is joining we are full.

[acoustic dune]

damn

guess back to roblox for me

[hard nexus]

its fine if i take benediction

?

[hard nexus]

can i join for that ?

so i can say i can do h40

finally

[sullen forge]

Carried scrub....

But yeah

[hard nexus]

yipee!

[sullen forge]

it'll be 3 of us and a random probably

[hard nexus]

wrong, lazy scrub

i dont wanna grind to h40

i can

i just dont want to

[median steeple]

finally my wisdom is heeded

call me Solomon

[hard nexus]

what

[acoustic dune]

solomon grundy?

whom died on friday?

[median steeple]

do nothing be lazy I'VE BEEN TELLING FOREVER

[hard nexus]

oh

yeah

:3

u dont evne know

[median steeple]

My subliminal messages are taken root

[hard nexus]

psycho

ive been doing that

for ages

[median steeple]

no you didn't exists until I met you Oh god

2 years ago?

[hard nexus]

yeah

time flies

:(

[median steeple]

AUGH

[sterile basalt]

I haven’t done havoc this week yet (benchmarking game)

[hearty nebula]

meep

[hard nexus]

moop

[lean cairn]

anyone else getting stutters in game that dont stop until you restart pc

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[sterile basalt]

I’m gonna go gym in like 20 mins

[obsidian prairie]

I've been fucking around with manstopper for the past half hour but I cannot push the kills against any target past 128

[sullen forge]

Alr

[sterile basalt]

What’s the team anyway

U, me, who else

[hard nexus]

me

!

[sullen forge]

Seeing Lumii and Frog want to do it legit

its 3/4 atm

[hard nexus]

pretty sure 128 is the max for anything

even infinite cleave

[obsidian prairie]

Interesting

That means it is actually infinite

[hard nexus]

probably an interger thing

yeah

ig

idk

i just work here

[obsidian prairie]

Bosses don't hardstop cleave right

[hard nexus]

no

[obsidian prairie]

I have a bad idea

[hard nexus]

only carapace

lmfao

uh oh

[sterile basalt]

What are u playing

Chorus?

[hard nexus]

i crashed my game once by flamering 100 burgles to death

[acoustic dune]

i just watch someone doing nothing while i was down

[hard nexus]

zealot

[obsidian prairie]

128 bosses to stresstest the manstopper cleave

[hard nexus]

yeah i can do chorus

[acoustic dune]

i was 2 meter away from them

only on auric pub

[hard nexus]

also if i ping something while chorusing can u 2 please kill it

[sullen forge]

Should I be Trauma or Purge

[hard nexus]

like

[sullen forge]

for Soyker

[hard nexus]

mainly bulwarks

[hard nexus]

idk

[sterile basalt]

Inferno

[hard nexus]

fgs voidstrike

[sterile basalt]

Nah

[hard nexus]

scriers gaze

[sterile basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/894568981946576916.gif?size=48&name=FloppaShake&quality=lossless

[hard nexus]

just kill bulwarks please

[sterile basalt]

Nah

[hard nexus]

i need 2 be able to actually melee

[sterile basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/812451078221463632.gif?size=64

[hard nexus]

frown

frown

frown

[sterile basalt]

You’re assuming bulwarks live long enough against a +25% unyielding inferno staff

[hard nexus]

we will shmee

invite me whenever

[sterile basalt]

I’m not playing rn

[sullen forge]

you crashed my fucking game

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

its called aura bruh

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-choso-jujutsu-kaisen-choso-anime-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-10037971888755283102

[hard nexus]

ohg

[sterile basalt]

Meow sent me an inv and dropped my fps by 57

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-gif-25910669

[median steeple]

actual digital aura

[hard nexus]

yall cant handfle my aura

[hard nexus]

my h40 attempt earlier had a vet that kept crashing

maybe i am sigma

aura

[sterile basalt]

You’re definitely a special kind of special

[sullen forge]

Yeah

special in the head

[hard nexus]

@sullen forge so if path isnt playing rn

whats the move gangster

[sullen forge]

Idk

[hard nexus]

randoms

and hope we get lucky?

[sullen forge]

I was prob gonna go cook something

[sterile basalt]

Did u finish GoW ragnarok

[hard nexus]

oh

my

god

[sullen forge]

just patiently wait

[hard nexus]

h

yeah

[sullen forge]

he's gonna be back

[hard nexus]

GRRRRR

grr......

[median steeple]

wol

[hard nexus]

hi psycho

hows our little rotling

[sterile basalt]

U guys can play auric or smth

[sterile basalt]

What’s the highest rank among u anyway

Meow is 24

[hard nexus]

i am

[median steeple]

[hard nexus]

21

[sterile basalt]

Gale is 32

[hard nexus]

i was 24

then i didnt play havoc

[median steeple]

my goat is washed

I wonder what mine dropped to

[hard nexus]

eats grass

get it

cuz

gfoat

goat

nom nhom nom

[obsidian prairie]

Ok yep manstopper can pen 128 pogryns

[sterile basalt]

Even tintin is 40

[hard nexus]

okay?

[sullen forge]

YOU'RE BAD

THATS WHAT YOU ARE MEOW

[hard nexus]

i just havent had the energy 2 grind to h40 lmfao

[sullen forge]

YOU'RE BAD!!!!!!!!

[hard nexus]

sigh

[sterile basalt]

Just hitch off someone from psyker chat

[hard nexus]

everybody hates me

[sterile basalt]

[hard nexus]

i thought about it

[sterile basalt]

Tbh

[hard nexus]

but then that means id have to play with the psykers

[sterile basalt]

Not entirely wrong on that

[hard nexus]

what

[sterile basalt]

You’re gonna have to play with someone playing a psyker in havoc anyway

[hard nexus]

hrm,,,

[sterile basalt]

And it is possible for zealot to out-dmg psyker in havoc

[hard nexus]

yeah ik

[sterile basalt]

If u trade all semblance of team support for +damage talents

[hard nexus]

chorus zealot

h40

the psykers were just

bad

the vet kept disconnecting so

[vague depot]

mind the gap

[hard nexus]

not his fault

[sterile basalt]

Damn nothing even spawned wtf

[hard nexus]

no we wiped

[sterile basalt]

Oh

lol

[hard nexus]

the psykers died and i ran out of dodges

and a trapper got me

[vague depot]

if im playing flame psyker in havoc i usually focus huge hordes

after that i go for mixed hordes and thats pretty much it lmao

cant possibly be that hard

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/into-the-spiderverse-spiderverse-spider-man-it-can't-be-that-easy-spiderverse-easy-gif-7548201128080786381

For the average pub

[sterile basalt]

Psyker only needs to learn 3 things for havoc

[median steeple]

you ask too much

[fickle dagger]

No build I use is really working for me in havoc

[vague depot]

I burn trash and when I’m out of trash I burn bigger trash

[hard nexus]

how to dodge, how to hold m1

and

i guess how to quell

!

[vague depot]

Id we get shot I put down bubble

[fickle dagger]

turn a corner and just get deleted by shotgunners

[vague depot]

Can’t you just like

[sterile basalt]

Press F to place dome
Remember that m1 on inferno staff can stagger
Know how to not blow up immediately upon drawing a melee weapon

[vague depot]

Dodge to the side after they obviously pump the shotgun

[grizzled aspen]

I dont know what Lumii is running for his aura.

[vague depot]

Or dodge back around the corner

Or kill them

Or slide

[fickle dagger]

[hard nexus]

probably beacon of purity

if u were playing goop

[grizzled aspen]

We have not played goop.

[hard nexus]

then prolly just benediction

[sullen forge]

wolp

[median steeple]

his ass is NOT a wolf

he wants to be domesticated so badly

[grizzled aspen]

This is me, if you even care.

[hard nexus]

he JUST LIKE MEEE

[grizzled aspen]

Please do not share your domestication kinks with the class.

[hard nexus]

:(

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-stolas-crying-gif-26456647

why so freakums

[sullen forge]

surrounded by WEIRDOS

[hard nexus]

because its funny

[median steeple]

LOOK IN THE MIRROR

[sullen forge]

🪞

[grizzled aspen]

Newsflash, chud, you're weird, too.

[sullen forge]

Says you

[median steeple]

I know I am but what are you

you are a furry in a discord server

you ain't better

now

let me throw your darktide games some more

[sullen forge]

No I am better

[placid fiber]

lol brain fart moment. I came here to get the upgraded dash and I forgot I didn't have it so I charged face first into the shadow in rogue legacy 2

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/nvmp-fnv-prestige-fallout-gif-11573774160611719715

[sullen forge]

NO! THAT IS NOT A CHUD!

[hard nexus]

huh

bolter special staggers ragers on weakspot

neat

staggers scabs anywhere

and throws them to the ground on weakspot

and light staggers dregs on weakspot

nifty

[red swift]

Are you playing the game for yourself, or playing it to get zealot chat reactions?

[placid fiber]

I'm playing this game for myself and sometimes commenting on my successes or failures here :3

[grizzled aspen]

Pretty sure bolter special w grievous wounds will knock a crusher back on a headshot.

[sterile stone]

This reminds me of helltaker for some reason

I think it's the dude's stance

[placid fiber]

Welcome to both rogue legacy 1 and 2 for the knight >_>'

[acoustic dune]

game

what da fuck

[red swift]

Idk nobody here really understand the game because this isn’t rogue legacy-chat

[acoustic dune]

a sniper modifier on a open map

[sterile stone]

@median steeple

https://tenor.com/view/devilish-grin-gif-15993726

[acoustic dune]

6 sniper at once getting shot from idk where

[misty nova]

All of that to mimic Vigilants bash

[hard nexus]

get quartermaster and levering and take an explosive mako too

[acoustic dune]

100m away

[median steeple]

I got one of these on my first game back with cica and proceeded to kill 4 people with it

[hard nexus]

and 2 ammo boxes

[sterile stone]

The suppressed centi is just there cause I like the irons

[hard nexus]

fair

[sterile stone]

It takes 2 arrows to kill someone

You start with 5 in the box and 10 in reserve

The explosives also cause bleed

[median steeple]

Still too much ammo

[hard nexus]

mm balance

[sterile stone]

And if one lands right near your feet you lose about 80% hp

[median steeple]

It should be like an avto or close to it

Where you get or only two mags

[sterile stone]

It's piss cheap

75 for the bow and 50 for frag arrows

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[median steeple]

Crazy

I barely use anything else but the Spencer now

I love that carbine