#zealot-class
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Scream of pure agony make you play better in game out of fear of looking lower then the other guy
is actually good
guilty gear is a banger
Have god complex
wait wym new i thought he quit ?
BECOME EMPEROR TIER GAMER
sewerslvt is a girl
and
she quit back in 2022
recently my playlist has been picking out mili and alien stage
i started listening to him back when he was a guy force of habbit
but she came back under a new name
shes back under the name cynthoni
her new music is
like her old stuff
My spotify fucking suck sometime
very hit or miss
get on my level nerds
I have a 5k song playlist
yall broke asf
what happened
And it's the same fucking playlist
he gambled all
we had goodtimes together was absolute fucking peak
squid game now
a masterpiece of an album
to recover the debts
What did you try to get?
Did you manage to get it
ama give new stuff a listen how much did she manage to make with new name?
wha
6 albums rn
3 are singles
i mean after she came back with new name
cuz this one is still from Sewerslvt time
oh
yeah
i was just saying that it was one of the ones that were fucking peak
absolute sewer
no no yeah i agree thats one of favs
was just wondering about new stuff
cuz i never knew she came back
lvstlove is
im buying cosmetics
death of the endless
pet
the white outfit for veteran now
is good
kk
queeer!
can’t win with these ghoulish apparitions
My roommate is incapable of pickin up after himself
I need 2 resist my high E tendencies 2 drop everything im doing 2 clean up his mess ,,
I will have 2 do these dishez though
Grr ,,
exactly and my internet is shit rn and theeeeeeeen mods
Why don't you make him clean the dish instead
my thoughts exactly
Cuz im 2 non confrontational
me as fuck actually
why can’t men just
Do it anyway?
Say the lad who was in the military
I just have a spot in the room where i drop my msv and stuff
I PUT IT IN A BETTER SPOT
Where it's not in the walkway
Americans and there shoes
PUT IT BACK WHERE I PUT IT
you don’t understand my brother
he fucking
had 3 glasses in my shower
Nah I'm just taking the piss.
LMFAO
2 had had milk in them
but
WHAT
WHAT
why
AND HE DIDNT FUCKING RINSE THEM
HUH !!!!!!!!!
SO THEY GOT GROSS
WHO TF DRINKS IN THE SHOWER
Meow do I have permission to flay your brother?
I dont dock him
there was a gatorade bottle that was just
He's legit a roomfie
on the floor
He eats my leftovers which is rlly nice
he always puts his clothes on the counter of my bathroom
Nice 2 have overweight roomfie.. i dont feel bad for ordering food i simply cant finish
Why don't you eat your own leftovers?
Lmfao
I got this chicken alfredo thing yesterday night after i ran and only ate a third
i’d rather them be on the floor, because i have a lot of products on my counter so when he does that, it usually ends up knocking over some of my hair/skin stuff
I was legit full
not to fucking mention
It was kinda shocking
Very pawesome
have had to clean his dirty ass dishes that he leaves out overnight so they get super gross
does he at least water them out ?
eugh.
I broke my siblings of this by just throwing their nasty stuff in their bed and letting it sort itself out.
hate
nope !
I like being clean
dried ketchup
Smack tf out of your brother
onto those fucking plates
I bought a pizza a bit ago
oof
A medium one
You want to leave dirty laundry in the bathroom floor instead of putting it in the basket thats RIGHT THERE? Into your bed it goes.
And i had two slices and asked my roomfie while he was drunk playing toys w his friends
i have been so fucking tempted to do this
because
oh my god
the issue is
(Shooting civilians on ready or not accident)
dogs
And i said can u do me a huge favor and eat the rest of the pizza
Ah see dogs are an issue there.
LMFAO
Zased..
But if dogs are such an issue, why doesn't he just let them lick the plate clean?
thats a kind of favor id do anytime
Surely you're not eating things that are unsafe for dogs often enough that they can't do that.
Human food can make them sick
Unless their guts are like glass.
Especially if they're geriatric frogs
I think the majority of meow's frogs r geriatric
I see.
my friends and i were PvPing in hd2 (no huds, no compass, killing each other), and when we went to go do the evacuate citizens objective, my friend (who was drunk or high idk), starts killing all the civilians think they were voteless
it was vv silly
also not really
I thought they were
dogs aren’t that fragile
All old dogz
You have to really try to get a dog sick with human food.
U have 2 many dogz 2 count
It has to be almost purposeful.
the other 6 are plenty young
I rember pukey mcpuker
"Accidentally" shooting amos voll
who was that
The counter surfer extraordinaire
katie?
Ruger i think
That 1
She's a crazy dog girl guyz..
the puker is clarke though
Now I understand where ouppytrices came from...
its only if u like feed them only with shop food
But she cant find the time 2 take me for a walk.. smh.. 

idk how do u call it
LMFAO im killing myself
This is my 13th reason why.
o'zealot chat, ye old full of meme room
I know starchy foodz can fuck up dogz
its only if they are like used to only one type of food
I mean frogz
the reason clarke puked is because hes a golden retriever mix, so he literally doesn’t know when to stop eating, so he would eat until his stomach couldn’t hold any more, then vomit, then eat more
repeat
Average goldie behavior.
yeah he’s kinda fucking stupid
yummers
Too much caffeine
say it
Absolutely not
pleaseeee
This is zealout chat, we overshare here.
isnt that most dogs and cats in general
anyone wanna come over and pet my cat
LMFAO
he's very cute and stupid
Meeeeee
had my friends cat puke mid game yesterday cuz she kept feeding damn thing
No, most animals can easily figure out to not eat themselves sick if you leave food and water out for them constantly.
some golden retrievers have a genetic defect that just prevents them from knowing their full
i always thought that was dogs in general
yeah
Most of the time when animals eat themselves sick its because of what Meow just said about goldies and when they are strays/kept on a strict diet.
they’re all rescues
curious
i have
Peculiar..
Hi ghost
I want a wolfdog/shepherd.
adorable
My brother in law has a shepherd named Oskar.
Oskar is half my body weight.
He scares me.
do you have the time and energy to train them to do basically everything and take them out constantly and a large backyard
Yes to all of these.
U guyz namin ur dogz normal namez or common namez
then yah u could handle one
Im namin my gibblesnarp..
but
freakoid
Mine*
you need to know how to train dogs too
I do.
freakoid
i’ll let you pick our next dog’s name
My brother in law (the one that owns Oskar) taught me to train dogs so I could train my chocolate lab, Frigga.
that is a great emote

middle asian shepherd is still fav dog breed i ever had
one of those dogs
the boy was the size of me
Nibblesnarf mentioned
probably weighted as much too
Cica has to get one of those purse dogs with the wet ass red eyes.

that’s what they called me in highschool
Im not playing monster hunter
Y not
There r scary monsters that could eat u
slopster hunter
My biggest fear
Monster hunter is so awesoem
Cica fears being eaten.
kill you
counter point u can eat them
But you get to wear them if you win
Cica will unironically just book if it a burgle is after him.
Flee if burgle
or wear them
Flee !
If that means he aggroes half the map, so be it.
cica is
LMFAO
bitchmade
That got my team wiped
tbh
The other day lmfao
they dont even that cats always save u
Ong.
I am he who fights a burgle in melee.
bitchmade.
The sabotage mission
And i ran ahead at the beginning
Fleeing from the burgles
Idk y they always aggro on ME !!!!!
And they all died
Except 4 me
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I recall when I was a newbie I asked for tips against burgle and cici just kept droning into my ears “run away”
That was the match where the smyker got 9 kills and 3k damage
weak energy
1v1 it
Away from yon barrel
i out damage you by 100k
Good..
No, we live, because I don't run ahead and anger 400 gorillion ragers.
Mby i will play..
Nop
Last time we duod
I outdamaged U
Nyehehehe...
Na na boo boo !!
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jpIVBR0FaXugp70Sv?invite=cr-MSxOcG4sMjY5OTA3MzMzLA here watch me blow up Lumii for funzies.
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bringing a relic blade into our next duo
and it’s over for u
id rather die based then live bitchmade
Me when the smyker gets tail smacked off the map by the burgle
no don’t it’s still bad
LMFAO
combat feels disgusting
me: "Oh boy, I can’t wait to get my Auric Storm Survivor title! Just one more maelstrom!"
the dastardly burgle/chaos spawn combo:
I didn't play a single match before reset
and yet
Demoted to 39 
you hated me
ok freak.
Anywho run time

I don't like that reaction, Meow.
I cant even mpreg react her
that’s it meow hand me your keyboard
This place is nuts
She's broken no counterplay options
LMAO
No she isn't you goofball I can see her shes right there.
can’t i’m on my phone
Give me your phone.
there is one but it requires being tall, dark haired, goth, and a little bit mean but also really kind
Can you download nikke on it and add me I need friend points to pull on the gacha
I will snap off the ~35% of your screen that the keyboard takes up
Troo..
no
Im too short..
my friends are in here
And i have auburn hair..
You will never be enough...
what
What
i’d survive
thats my kind of kryptonite
NO GACHA
Not the gooner game man..
STOP GAMBLING
darktide gacha
But she’s right there
no you don’t fuck with alt girls the way i do
wyyym by that 😭
Meow would chew you up and spit you out, bro.
ain’t NOBODY fuck with alt girls the way i fuck with alt girls…
LMFAO
Yah guys gacha suck dont gamble guyz dont do it gacha is ba
I would treat them napoleon style
jokes on you i might like that
Dude... no...
Ok but you could be playing nikke too
It’s just one extra gacha game
Says me, standing on the treadmill, not running..
It's over broz..
DINGDINGDING
if the lesbian themed profile didn’t give that away
thats ok i meant that in general
i figured that right away dw about it
Thoughtz on this vid ?
cmon now
me when
evil signalis be like "elster is straight actually"
true
I like snakes.
oh god did i ever tell u about my ex who had snakes and one ate the other
N...no
Erm
Y it do that :(
no idea
Hungry
Please do not comment on snakes. We know about your... tastes...
hungry
hungry
Hungry...
It’s the year of the snake
how hungry do
Preemptive timing never hurt
why eggman got all that sonic 06
No, you need to realize who I replied to.
I know who you replied to I have devoured the exact same media too
NOOOO
To go outside.
every time someone makes straight signalis art
I have gone outside
an angel loses its wings
I told you this before a handheld device is portable
mistake
I can literally sit in the park and swing on the swings while playing nikke
I'm going to comm straight signalis art, just for you.
ok and you can gamble and swing on the swings at the same time too
Who would you ever pair them with
adlr
i think its best for the world that zelot chat stays locked in their houses and basements
You know art doesn't have to be from the same universe right?
i actually have a job thank you very much
shut up bintch
Bintch
Oh like a space marine chapter
But with straight ships
Fuck it, signalis characters x samuel hayden.
switch to working from home
its better for the world
i fucking wish i could
What the hell do you mean by this.
this job sucks
same
i barely ever have to be in the office
but noooooo
i have to stop myself
otherwise this will spiral
into a very long rant
u just sit there like a dumbass doing nothing
and u cant go cuz u still have to close the shift
You mean you don't want to be paid for doing nothing?
worst shit ever
That sounds like a sweet gig to me.
there’s only so many video essays i can watch
I only work part time but my boss knows me as “the bum who plays those games with naked ladies in public”
before even that gets mind numbing
He’s just over exaggerating it but he won’t listen to me
if i do nothing id rather be home
i legit had NOTHING to watch on yt after working for few months
It's just back to back 🗿 🗿 🗿 every fucking sentence you say isnt it?
I work hard
id rather work hard then just sit there
THE BUM 🗿
WHO PLAYS GAMES WITH NAKED LADIES IN THEM 🗿
IN PUBLIC 🗿
They aren’t naked
Like you can't make this shit up.
They still have clothes on
the 🗿 emote is an ancient pull
They might as well be!
had to blow the dust off of that one
wtf are u playing
No you don’t understand

Clothes are important
Moyai brea
For a variety of reasons
brea
They can express a lot of things that simply nudity can’t
I absolutely do mf, I get those ads on yt all the fucking time and its so goddamn annoying.
Those games are just straight up gooner bait.
You won’t understand until you try it yourself
It's sickening.
Nikke
Just stop being a degenerate bro, it's not that hard.
That was the only one he caught me playing
The only one
I have a couple more
wtf did i just google...
STOP SHARING
bro just play warframe
YOURE BANNED
do yall fw girls frontline 2
it’s just all of that but better
never played it
NO MORE GACHA IN ZEAL CHAT
no idea how it is
No my friends are playing that shit
Addiction
Yea it’s goated
my friend that plays gachas glazed it cuz it has xcom combat
from the 5 minutes I played it imagine xcom but gacha
you just need to hit the slots
Wait lemme try to remember all the gachas I’m currently playing
oh so dogshit alright
Man I miss xcom
awesome
Wtf
based
you hop off goatcom…….
into the breach is like xcom if it was good
Take that back
dont take it back
Do it
do not
xcom is okay. i think there's better turn based strategies for sure tho

chess
i watched some friends play xcom back in the day and it just looked
so fucking mindnumbing lmao
Xcom is great when you throw mods at it.
i dont have nitro can u send a happy one isntead of me

ty
Specifically xcom 2, the first game is quite dated.
xcom is peak!
the peak in question:
chess but there’s chances to hit
If they made a remaster for the first game it would be sick.
turn based strategies peaked with final fantasy tactics advance
fight me about it
Chess but with gambling
Limbus company, nikke, Arknights, girl frontline, girl frontline 2, uma musume, path to nowhere, honkai star rail, wuwa, colorful stage, enstars, fgo, granblue fantasy, zzz, browndust, reverse 1999, pgr, and azur lane
and broken balance
turn based strategies peaked with into the breach
me when I have to open fire on a bad bitch
That’s all I been currently playing
What if I told you, 100% chance isn't real, especially on vipers?
i know.
that game sucks
My friend wants me to try tactical breach wizards
how do u have time for all that
dogass
Has anyone played it
(vipers have an 80/20% hit/dodge on literally everything)
is this a list bad games competition?
it’s basically doorkickers but with spells
looks neat
haven’t played it though
if u play so many gachas u might be slow i hate to break it to u..
but its still
Damn
I have access to his game library and he has it
impressive in weird way

I’m fast at playing gacha games at least
like i wanna hate u but thats kind of nuts
there's so many games out there
why pick gacha games
whatever
like i dont get it
Cool characters
emo fluttershy
https://open.spotify.com/track/5pgpghuI2Sm03T9VI74VQS?si=0e1aacd42832488a ooga booga sad music go
"yeah dude eula is just uh. so cool and interesting"

I’m just having a good time
I’ll continue to play them as long as I keep having fun
If I get bored I drop
Although only one I actually did drop was genshin and maybe hsr
The rest just went out of service
and it’s lowkey accurate
idk about story but
techwise
idk why i said lowkey
but
it’s accurate
like
drones
fucking everywhere
all fucking drones
that game is bad. call of duty is only good when a space marine is shooting at nicki minaj and losing
they blocked all other killstreaks
target finder (hybrid thermals)
now its just drones
LMAO
troo
play signalis
(more)
!
i got further into it but i've been sucked into a hunt showdown vortex
need to play signalis at lest once...
it’s over for you
hunt shitfrown
i've had 3 mental breakdown-type incidents in the past 48 hours
sanest zealot chat member
none of them were about anything even closely related to something reasonable to have a mental breakdown over
one of them was because i understood what the game meant by decoy
the update is pretty fun do
but u are cooked
dw i guarantee ive had more embarrassing reasons so i get it
there is something a little haunting about being unable to distinguish performative anger used to make people laugh from real grievances over something just barely more substantial than literally nothing at all
yah so i just decided to not get mad anymore
i screamed at a computer monitor because it kept telling me i had a contraband version of an item when i didn't
the other one sound quite a bit different but still great
see, reasonable responses to unreasonable actions just don't further the narrative. and i strive to be the main character
thus i turn the downward spiral into a slip n slide
why does it matter what version u have ?
LMAO
stolen works better
it kept bringing up a fucking button menu where i had to tell it to fuck off because there was no contraband item
josho u need to buy a cloak
oooohhh
and a bowler hat
this happened like 8 times
did you try selling the contraband item
idk everything in menu was fucked up since they released the big update


i stopped physically attacking objects out of anger when i started hitting them hard enough that the pain outweighed the catharsis
coincidentally around the same time as my exposure to fluoridated water... curious...
many such cases…
what is this mgs 5
and it took me such an incredibly long time to figure out they weren't that i've considerably downgraded my estimation of my own intelligence
New slop ear worm just dropped
this makes you sound so schizophrenic
mask off moment
the mask never comes off
unfiltered josho is like the intellectual equivalent of sewer water
tf is doing on here
LMFAO
youve let it slip before
Sometimes I mald hard enough to hit stuff but the price tag literally flashes before my eyes like the green goblins mask and I recoil backwards
Josho just takez his rage out on teammatez
I’m too poor to streamer mald
Just like you with tintin
i pull my hair sometimes but i havent hit anything since i was like 15
He's the uruk hai captain
The cycle repeats itself
LMFAO
what if u go bald one day cuz of that
i don't know what you believe about me and that is genuinely the proudest i've ever been of my own actions
sewerslvt reference
thats not how balding works
that word holds a kind of connotation that leaves me concerned of its origin but relieved i don't know it
the hawk tuah captain
she’s an artist
peak music
how do u know what are u bald?
thats what i thought
No I just listened during bio
oh okay
hav40 clutch hate
cant accept drum and bass we need jungle im afraid 
all i remember about baldness its a coinflip after u hit 30
see i don't listen to music. i sit in silence and repeat the same thought in my head for half an hour until i've really stewed in it
dopamine detox
have u seen the people
if you do that on an airplane it's called rawdogging
Can't accept Drum & Bass, we need Jungle I'm afraid
whats your inner monologues choice of topic rn
empty

isnt it jsut breakcore with elements of ambient
U cant say bad words.
why has the pregnant man ward been applied to my message
it does use stuff from different genres do
blocked where
drum and bass mentioned
sleeper agent activated
no she’s not really breakcore
discord has gotten so fucking lazy
two people react to message
hover over it
"x person and 1 other reacted" JUST FUCKING SAY THE NAME
I see all of them
listen to what we did in the desert by eightiesheadachetape
unless there's like 7 or something
it used to do up to 3 and now half the time it just decides to not
i mean i can see dnb and jungle but i feel there is still quite a bit from break core
i wish i could but i have work tomorrow
reminds me of how i respond to messages from my brother with 🦆🦆🦆
and he got really mad and told me to "STOP WITH LES CANARDS"
hey all whats a good thunder hammer build?
Toyz some other time ,,
he no like
Eepz well gloopling :3

breakcore is this
she doesn’t really have much like this
some of her stuff has elements of it
but not much is really purely breakcore
not purely no but a lot of elements i always thought
auric maels dont melt my brain but they come pretty close. i have no clue how im gonna haul my skill to high level havoc like goddamn man
i refuse to comprehend any knowledge about music genres
you will never catch me understanding the differences in types of metal. you cannot make me
Ladies and gentlemen, do you think I should skin my brother? He just farted in the air intake.
so true
remember, start with the scalp
melodic death metal jumpscare
skin yourself after
wtf is blocked in that sentence
p ron
Actually, you shouldn't do that, because head wounds bleed a lot.
i think
porn o
P word 😨
honestly
considering most of the time that i mention i like dnb and someone recommends me a song it tends to be breakcore leaning which im not as much of a fan of
this is probably the best one out of those recommendations
oh right
You have more blood vessels in your scalp alone than in your hand iirc.
it’s not really a breakcore song at all
Not to mention the rest of your head.
its entirely DnB
yeah you get to enjoy the splishy splash
ik but my point is majority of the time when someone recommends me a song cuz of dnb
it’s a shame that guy only has that one good song though
its a mostly breakcore song
yah
fair
true
talk to fewer femboys
and i dont like it lmao
Pringle
close enough
Kingston Pringle
😭
what is even the biggest difference between breakcore and drumandbass
General pringle
cuz i am pretty sure breakcore comes from dnb
had this autoplayed after an album the other day https://open.spotify.com/track/2BIJTk3esSucfISGLvzRpk?si=S_E-XjqfRjSA8ZbyFa041Q
breakcore makes use of drum breaks chopped up and manipulated to form the majority of the song, whereas drum and bass is just that, a lot of drums and bass
if someone asked me to send em some dnb i'd probablty send something like this
Not a fan. :P
3 !!!!
the most commonly known drum break is the amen break
so breakcore is part time dnb
This is the famous Amen Break from the song 'Amen, Brother' by The Winstons. It has been recreated and reused in countless times since it's creation by many famous acts.
It is also famous for matching the golden ratio exactly. If you would like to learn more about this, please see the link below for the article.
AMEN BREAK & GOLDEN RATIO ARTI...
Sort of music i play when i lock in on tf2
But my taste is also sad shit, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
this is the amen break
yeah i know amen break
Sad may be outright depressing lyrics or just slow music in general.
eh actually
That title is suggestive but it's not raunchy or anything, it's just slow.
i have an entire playlist of depressing songs
"This isn't me, I used to say,
All the love was so gone,
It feels good to be alive,
I've been dead for so long."
kinda
not really
idk
too tired and stupid
to speak confidently on that
Other kind of music
the dnb ive been into lately is like
festival dnb
I listen 2
not american
When i game
0/10
the harder stuff
I LOVE POR UNA CABEZA !!!!
bass vibrate ear wubz
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE TANGO !!!
soothsayer by deathpact
same so i am kind of lost
🕯️
false confidence is the best kind. takes the least effort to get
gotta be efficient
correct
i am far too ashamed of myself at all times to dance
my kind of depressing songs are
the really fast tempo "indie" moody trash
i love my slop
indie slop
It otay
oh no worries dude
i got you
I can teach u how 2 dance
@hard nexus works like a charm
alcohol is disgusting and i don’t like being drunk
tough break
I prefer dancing in a group or at least with someone else
Alcohol isn't disgusting if you know how to drink it right, but you're valid to dislike being drunk.
(I was forced to learn how to dance as a kid)
id be in shambles at the club or fest if i didnt drink
aint no way i'd be dancing
Same.
So I can focus on trying to compete with them instead of trying not to stumble and fall
And I was forced to learn several instruments.
alcohol is disgusting, it's literally seen as poison by your body. so it tastes like it
Found another that doesn't know how to drink it right. (also most medicines are seen as poison by your body, you gonna stop taking medicine, too?)
yeah it tastes like you shoudlnt drink it
and that makes it taste cool
medicine doesnt taste good
except for some
Sounds like you're getting the cheap shit.
Nah man lmao
there is alcohol that tastes good
it makes me play like this so its funny
i used to fuck those chewable grape flavored Tylenol pills up
oh those were so good
see
i know my way around liquor and i get some good stuff
it still tastes like ass im just used to the ass
yeah some medicine tastes good i guess
Five. Hundred. Headshots.
YEAH
Same goes for alcohol, just gotta drink it right.
why isnt "alcohol tastes bad" just a valid opinion
alcohol tastes like shit
why is it always "you gotta make a gorpwjgoiawjrgoirwjagoiaw drink with teoiahjaiogj and wegoijawrgoijgwaoig"
XD
ill have someone mix me a fancy drink
Low abv mixed drinks are peak if you're going to get fucked up.
i had to take liquid clindamycin for a few weeks and nothing has ever come close to the foulness of that taste
See thats exactly what I was saying.
the reason why some alcohol tastes good is because youre drowning out the actual taste of the alcohol with other shit
nah bro youre on some shit if you're like "nah dude this tastes AMAZING like if this werent alcoholic i'd be guzzling this shit"
nah bro you wouldnt
Simple stuff like root beer schnapps mixed with cream soda is peak.
quit ya shit
I wanted to be a bartender as a kid because they looked cool
You literally won't taste alcohol and still get a buzz.
serious types of medicine usually dont taste good. mass marketed medicine is the only type ive noticed that tastes good and that's probably cuz it helps them sell better
it is valid there are still good options that dont taste like ass
And then I grew up and realized most of the pay came from tips so I was cooked
Yes.
but u just drink it for effect
Cole has cracked the code to being an alcoholic.



