at least there's no ukelele
#zealot-class
misty ravine
Makes me think of my dude killing 100 heretics a minute but starting to wonder (while flailing weapon at scabs) if it's accomplishing anything
hearty nebula
i have no idea why 90% of sad white girl music uses a ukelele but it fills me with visceral rage for some reason
hearty nebula
my darktide playlist is just full of shit like this https://open.spotify.com/track/2KUDURhjvjUvVgXh0k6M5g?si=cd10253567194b79
OTXO soundtrack on there, very goode
fleet zealot
Stealth camo
fleet zealot
Difficulty challenge impossible
placid fiber
Stealth camo
All I see is rug
muted pike
Alright, did a royal shitload of testing
muted pike
The fixed the hitboxes of the mk7 tax
The l2 used to have poop range
Somewhere along the line, they also fixed the l3 when your atk speed was too high
drowsy steppe
muted pike
IMO, bromentum isn't worth. Doodoo tax range, makes it a bad Rashad
Headtaker/Decimator + Shred for maximum dps is the way
muted pike
The pa of the tax is nuts too
P sure it has the same exact profile as the heavy and comes out fast af. Its like a rashad light
drowsy steppe
i have no idea why 90% of sad white girl music uses a ukelele but it fills me wi...
thats why I only listen to the happy white girl music ones
stone fern
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZUwoCWz8rJqzBTwtdscPN?si=15wD5LAeTyG2mlF-Cdvd1g
ptsd inducing
actually i should make like a 10 hour mass effect sound track and upload it to youtube but put in reaper BOOOONGS every hour
muted pike
All the different taxes have different specials too
The mk2 starts with the finisher which is slow
grand tangle
Are the tacaxe specials worth using?
fleet zealot
Are the tacaxe specials worth using?
Good for staggering
muted pike
Yeah, itll stagger a crusher
solar gorge
i'm getting trolled (completely fucked) by human resources as we speak
I may get violent in minecraft
stone fern
Are the tacaxe specials worth using?
if you spam it on a crusher it sounds like the start of "we will rock you"
grand tangle
Human resources are people who treat humans like resources
I hate them so much
muted pike
The best tax is the mk7 and its not close
Mk2 has doodoo special, and the pa comes out slow despite having same profile as Mk7
grand tangle
The best tax is no tax
drowsy steppe
taxes specials can also stagger charging mutants
nimble fiber
I hate olives
muted pike
Initially when I rated taxes I used the mk2 and built it with Bromentum
drowsy steppe
butterflies in my stomach uwu
muted pike
But mk7 with shred + headtaker is SIGNIFICANTLY better
thorn sable
i'm getting trolled (completely fucked) by human resources as we speak
HR is there to protect and help the company, not you
thorn sable
Wait what kind of free floating ur-HR are you interacting with?
nimble fiber
I don't wanna get it
oak cargo
🥺
nimble fiber
shrimple as that
spare dome
MK7 > MK4 > MKII
oak cargo
spare dome
i dont even find the MKII to have that bad of a moveset really, but its special is so bad compared to the other two. And I use that special a lot.
visual stream
butterflies in my stomach uwu
The VA's girlfriend one time on a stream or something was gushing over her
Like "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'm dating Shadowheart"
visual stream
Like I HOPE she likes her for herself and not just the novelty of the character
But it is cute
drowsy steppe
pretty sure its more than just OH I DATED SHADOWHEART WOO
since they both met during the motion capture work for the game
do it for her..
muted pike
Mk7 special leads directly to l3 👀
delicate shadow
I hate olives
placid fiber
do it for her..
drowsy steppe
do it for her..
visual stream
since they both met during the motion capture work for the game
Oh didn't know that, that's good then
delicate shadow
https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-gamer-poop-manly-men2-the-helicopter-skyrim-gamer-...
visual stream
Sounds like she's saying it to rub salt in the wound of the game's community then 
"I'm dating her and ur not 
"
oak cargo
Pushing shadow heart out of the way so I can make love to Halsin in bear form
drowsy steppe
naah shes a cool person
visual stream
Oh yeah not actually being mean I just thought it was funny
drowsy steppe
I dont really watch their streams though
because I dont wanna go parasocial on the actor of my favorite character 
tight fog
delicate shadow
Pushing shadow heart out of the way so I can make love to Halsin in bear form
laezel pushing shart out of the way and carrying me off to her creche
grizzled aspen
Finally, a based discord mod.
visual stream
Pushing shadow heart out of the way so I can make love to Halsin in bear form
Bro I never once interacted with Halsin other than the required amount for Goblin camp and Druid grove, I talk to him once at camp in the next act and he's like "See you around sweet cheeks"
Brother WHO ARE YOU
oak cargo
Me and Laezel making some frogspawn together
grizzled aspen
Fuck, it got weird in here.
drowsy steppe
we look so cute together
oak cargo
I wish you could pick halsin from the start and just be trapped in a cage for 20 hours until the gang shows up and saves you
grizzled aspen
For every nicepost Mal makes about shadowheart, I will make sure to cheat on her in my campaigns.
drowsy steppe
whos gallon
oak cargo
Typo 
drowsy steppe
oh nvm edited
delicate shadow
our cleric FINALLY got to boink halsin
drowsy steppe
indeed the resident cleric is all too freaky with that 'climbing Mount Halsin' line
delicate shadow
man had been waiting like 3 acts to make it happen and our campaign has been very on and off so he was waiting like 6 months lmao
grizzled aspen
indeed the resident cleric is all too freaky with that 'climbing Mount Halsin' l...
hearty nebula
tried to do the monstrous specialists and we literally had
3 fucking people leave
whenever they went down
I fucking hate pubs
visual stream
Nm
oak cargo
Speed runners finding out you can have sex 10 minutes into the game and then never playing again after that
drowsy steppe
grizzled aspen
visual stream
Remembered that sometimes I can not speak truly freely in here
drowsy steppe
share it back to the class
grizzled aspen
Bumpy weird, even.
visual stream
Freakazoid*
grizzled aspen
Why did larian allow us to bang Halsin and not whats her face?
The other druid chick.
hearty nebula
https://tenor.com/view/ratcockroach-gif-9933737926074927923
hearty nebula
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318504417112096818/1322761076659716128/a...
i hope this can just be turned into a sticker someday
we need a darktide equivelant of bruh
visual stream
Sylvanus watching in horror as the two Larian-coded druids get freaky
drowsy steppe
look all I'm saying is
all Im saying is
visual stream
(It's me, I'm Sylvanus)
hearty nebula
I could fix Kagha
kagha would "fix" you
drowsy steppe
oak cargo
All I’m saying is
The Hag
hearty nebula
don't get it turned around aquino
grizzled aspen
*I cant elaborate further*
Agreed.
visual stream
||Kagha working with literal infernals towards the path of genocide is crazy||
grizzled aspen
Now where's that "we like older women" meme I've got lying around...
oak cargo
hearty nebula
drowsy steppe
/okbuddybaldur
oak cargo
Using speak with dead to ask the corpse their favourite colour 5 times
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/thistle-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-thistle-dm-thi...
All I will say about this gif is 🫃
hearty nebula
i was gonna say the line
stone fern
frog trying to impregnate men again
one day hes gonna do it and you're gonna be sorry
hearty nebula
but i would instantly get muted
oak cargo
How do men even lay their eggs anyway they do not have a cloaca like women apparently do
hearty nebula
How do men even lay their eggs anyway they do not have a cloaca like women appar...
That is fucking FOUL holy shit
grizzled aspen
How do men even lay their eggs anyway they do not have a cloaca like women appar...
Best not to speculate.
nimble fiber
delicate shadow
grizzled aspen
It got too weird in here for az.
visual stream
Using speak with dead to ask the corpse their favourite colour 5 times
I love the D&D movie scene where they're using Speak with Dead
stone fern
How do men even lay their eggs anyway they do not have a cloaca like women appar...
arnold did a movie about that
drowsy steppe
visual stream
A lot of the D&D movie feels like it goes exactly how a group of your average players would handle these things
hearty nebula
its halloween again
delicate shadow
grizzled aspen
I make a joke about impregnating a man, nobody bats an eye.
Fab asks a biological question and everybody loses their shit.
oak cargo
We truly live in a society
hearty nebula
I make a joke about impregnating a man, nobody bats an eye.
Fab asks a biologica...
i'll say this; when people say cloaca they typically aren't referring to humans
delicate shadow
yea well I actually have hopes for Fab
grizzled aspen
yea well I actually have hopes for Fab
We both know he won't last long here.
drowsy steppe
ok
subtle raptor
A BRIGHT AND JOYOUS MORNING TO YOU, PILGRIMS
drowsy steppe
I think weve scared enough the lurkers today
subtle raptor
ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY IN THE GOD-EMPEROR’S SERV-
delicate shadow
I'll have to veto that one lmao
hearty nebula
I think weve scared enough the lurkers today
nah i say we should kill lurkers
grizzled aspen
Thanks Aquino.
ornate bone
🙂
subtle raptor
oh by the Throne
oak cargo
Wait I didnt get to do my vagina name 
grizzled aspen
Average zeal chat interaction.
nimble fiber
u know I thought I might give zeal chat another chance and I see this
subtle raptor
what heresy did I just glimpse in this vox channel
drowsy steppe
THEYRE ALWAYS SWEATING IN THE GRYMFORGE
grizzled aspen
THEYRE ALWAYS SWEATING IN THE GRYMFORGE <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
It's almost like there's literal fucking lava like 20 feet away at any given moment.
ornate bone
Stop posting weird stuff ok
hearty nebula
that's never going to happen
drowsy steppe
It's almost like there's literal fucking lava like 20 feet away at any given mom...
the lava is just decoration
hearty nebula
wishful thinking, emma
grizzled aspen
Stop posting weird stuff ok
Absolutely not. We know where the line in the sand is and we dance upon it every day. You, however, took a flying leap past it.
delicate shadow
the lava is just decoration
I watched our cleric autopath into it on accident and melt in real time
grizzled aspen
Like, if Aquino has to veto something, as he puts it, there's a problem. His tolerance for our shenanigans is immense.
delicate shadow
whatever VA did the screams for burning alive did...a very good job
grizzled aspen
I watched our cleric autopath into it on accident and melt in real time
"It's ok, I'm a tiefling, I have fire resitance."
oak cargo
They actually killed a real person to record those screams
copper hawk
Noobz
oak cargo
Several actually
delicate shadow
it's like, 2 octives away from being the femur breaker
drowsy steppe
whatever VA did the screams for burning alive did...a very good job
I hear those with goblins all the time
Gale is characterized as a nice guy by the writers and fandom
regularly burns people alive
grizzled aspen
it's like, 2 octives away from being the femur breaker
I've heard the femur breaker scream so many times that I hear it in my mind.
grizzled aspen
Gale is characterized as a nice guy by the writers and fandom
Hes a nice guy until you give him a reason to immolate you.
As all wizards should be.
See that goblin right over there? He can have a fireball that deals lightning damage, as a treat.
drowsy steppe
i made him a abjuration tank for this run
delicate shadow
drowsy steppe
he shall become the chorus zealot of the group
drowsy steppe
naah
oak cargo
I still want to make a Gale barbarian for a run
drowsy steppe
girlie this aint the headgear 😭
oak cargo
Why she so Tv antenna
grizzled aspen
Order of scribes is objectively the best subclass for a 5e wizard but yall aren't ready for that yet.
delicate shadow
you could also do the meme of killing him and picking up and dropping his corpse in a backpack repeatedly to deal infinite necrotic damage
acoustic dune
hello glorpes
grizzled aspen
you could also do the meme of killing him and picking up and dropping his corpse...
With just Gale's corpse, you, too, can have a nuclear bomb in your pocket.
acoustic dune
i am here once again
drowsy steppe
its not like the game is that hard anyways
delicate shadow
that one was fixed
acoustic dune
to ask for music recommendation
nimble fiber
i am here once again
hi here once again
oak cargo
Gale gets rejected by one woman and then blows himself up he just like me fr
acoustic dune
hi here once again
i am eatin the top of your cranium
drowsy steppe
to ask for music recommendation
white girl music
acoustic dune
white girl music
i am listening to ween right now
delicate shadow
its not like the game is *that* hard anyways <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
yea I just like watching Fracture's meme runs
acoustic dune
golly
delicate shadow
grizzled aspen
its not like the game is *that* hard anyways <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Honor mode would like a word.
oak cargo
i am listening to ween right now
My doctor when he uses the stethoscope on the wrong part of me
delicate shadow
Honor mode would like a word.
really not hard ngl
grizzled aspen
Mfw Laezel eats 500 damage in one hit because we rolled slightly low on one attack:
acoustic dune
My doctor when he uses the stethoscope on the wrong part of me
what in babel hell does that mean
oak cargo
grizzled aspen
what in babel hell does that mean
I think it's pretty self explanatory.
drowsy steppe
Honor mode would like a word.
Ive beaten HM multiple times already honeybun
Ive done
solo paladin, solo sorc
oak cargo
I keep dying on story mode because I never pick up any food what am I doing wrong
drowsy steppe
duo run with of course Shadowheart
delicate shadow
just play swords bard and become god
drowsy steppe
so true
acoustic dune
I think it's pretty self explanatory.
no... no it does not
drowsy steppe
I keep dying on story mode because I never pick up any food what am I doing wron...
lacking camp supplies?
oak cargo
No that can’t be it
acoustic dune
just play swords bard and become god
just fuck a dragon or smth and let ur wife fight for u or smth
(idk anything aboug bg3)
drowsy steppe
https://tenor.com/view/gale-galexplosion-explosion-gale-of-waterdeep-gale-dekari...
I fw that Gale mod that adds the bun on his head
delicate shadow
I kinda wanna try and aspect of the chimpanzee barb+elrdtich knight and just throw a bound salami
drowsy steppe
I was gonna try downloading class mods
acoustic dune
I kinda wanna try and aspect of the chimpanzee barb+elrdtich knight and just thr...
you sir lack imagination
you are a chimpazee
drowsy steppe
but then they announce new subclass
acoustic dune
throw shit
delicate shadow
I'm considering nabbing the artificer mod
drowsy steppe
crown paladin will have spirit guardians so thats fuckin awesome
no more multiclassing to lore bard for sg..
delicate shadow
ah yes...paladin needed a roomba on top of everything else
visual stream
solo paladin, solo sorc
Paladin feels so stinky in BG3
Not to play but with your oath
drowsy steppe
yea its a meme atp at how easy it is to break your oath
I literally broke my ancients oath one time for killing a neutral npc thats part of the goblin faction
acoustic dune
is there such a thing as bard paladin? or is that just a priest?
delicate shadow
again, I broke my oath on accident within 5 minutes of starting the game
visual stream
Even though the Tieflings were being racist towards Lae-zel, if the dialogue goes sour despite you trying every way to save it, and you are forced to fight them, get fucked lol
drowsy steppe
yep
visual stream
Would killing them NOT be a version of vengeance if they didn't listen to reason???
hearty nebula
Even though the Tieflings were being racist towards Lae-zel, if the dialogue goe...
i just avoid that interraction
delicate shadow
Even though the Tieflings were being racist towards Lae-zel, if the dialogue goe...
yea that's how it goes down lmao
drowsy steppe
is there such a thing as bard paladin? or is that just a priest?
you can multiclass as one
acoustic dune
How do I break my vengeance oath by doing a vengeance
well you see
hearty nebula
your deity had a skull issue
drowsy steppe
ah yes its time for me to take on aunthie ethel
ornate bone
Absolutely not. We know where the line in the sand is and we dance upon it every...
🐦 i'm a bird, chirp chirp!
drowsy steppe
in a fight chat not that
acoustic dune
no krill just cut off there limb put them in a box
drowsy steppe
unneccesary suffering 😭
placid fiber
no krill just cut off there limb put them in a box
acoustic dune
ey phill
placid fiber
hi
drowsy steppe
I attacked an old lady in her house and I immediately gained 60 exp
larian is so real for this
grizzled aspen
I attacked an old lady in her house and I immediately gained 60 exp
I attacked an old lady in her house and she turned into a big monster and failed at going invisible because I had protection from good and evil going.
hearty nebula
im getting ready to quote orlandeau in my pub matches now because his lines are baller as fuck
nimble fiber
mal attacks old ladies in their own house 
placid fiber
drowsy steppe
mal attacks old ladies in their own house <:FernNote:1191956480560209920>
its for the experience bro
get with the program
ornate bone
I attacked an old lady in her house and i got sentenced for aggravated battery
delicate shadow
its for the experience bro
me telling the judge I wanna use my inspirations to reroll the sentencing
oak cargo
what if Woody was Canadian and was called Jason
drowsy steppe
https://youtu.be/rymYToIEL9o music recommendation
oak cargo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wAoiEc1X7Q I like this one (not even a meme I enjoy Kaleo's music and hope they keep enjoying success)
yet to hear a bad Kaleo song
nimble fiber
https://youtu.be/rymYToIEL9o music recommendation
hearty nebula
im getting ready to quote orlandeau in my pub matches now because his lines are ...
some of this shit is just on fucking point for zealots
oak cargo
hey i read something like this once but they started making out
nimble fiber
delicate shadow
acoustic dune
god people who draw or animate in ms paint scare me
oak cargo
drawing in microsoft excel
acoustic dune
drawing in microsoft excel
thats just pixel art
oak cargo
delicate shadow
excel esports
hearty nebula
mods,
north sedge
it exists
hearty nebula
play bad apple in microsoft excel
misty nova
opaque island
oak cargo
void cats 
delicate shadow
my lil voidling
nimble fiber
I feel like this frfr
flat ocean
what's the current relic blade meta?
opaque island
what's the current relic blade meta?
turn it on and swing :^)
stone fern
aaaaaaaaaaa hate this game so much AAAAAAAAAAAA
stone fern
what's the current relic blade meta?
caranial and w/e you want
flat ocean
thanks
drowsy steppe
literal aimbot fr
flat ocean
seems like the key is to just fight head buildup, so cranial + heatsink looks good
acoustic dune
aaaaaaaaaaa hate this game so much AAAAAAAAAAAA
what is that jump
stone fern
what is that jump
pogryn push
acoustic dune
pogryn push
rugolberd machine ahh moment
red swift
Rampage + Wrath xd
twilit otter
how do you build a shredder autopistol
placid fiber
aaaaaaaaaaa hate this game so much AAAAAAAAAAAA
rip
red swift
Keep in mind autopistol is a mid weapon
twilit otter
just getting mastery up for penances
placid fiber
autopistol is the worst ranged weapon in the game
red swift
I see
twilit otter
I am not excited to use this
red swift
It's fun outside of havoc
placid fiber
if you want a good autopistol you dump collateral and use flakiac and inspiring barrage + blaze away
for overall utility anyway
red swift
Maximize the damage on it and it's pretty cool
placid fiber
alternatively you use blaze away + calvalcade/pinning... but I've found inspiring barrage to give it more utility
placid fiber
no matter what you do it will be pretty underwhelming
placid fiber
I am not excited to use this
Also: make sure your melee weapon can kill everything.
twilit otter
just doing stealth knife with dagger and hopefully never shoot it
red swift
Nah shoot it brah, it's a fine weapon outside of havoc
placid fiber
It's amazing against maniac, okay against unarmored and infested. Kinda meh against unyielding, and mid vs flak
You're trolling if you use it against carapace <.<
misty nova
Shoot it
Engrave the sounds in brain
So you'll know when your teammate is using the SAP
hard nexus
placid fiber
😳
dusky python
placid fiber
and the usual zealot tomfoolery
oak cargo
What pokemon game are ya playing
dusky python
What pokemon game are ya playing
He’s storing u in his balls
placid fiber
Okay when you word it like that...
dusky python
1 day u will b reborn as his son
misty nova
Pokemon are stored in the balls
dusky python
No u will b a father it’s the miracle of life
oak cargo
I thought only pee was stored in the balls
oak cargo
The miracle of life
placid fiber
Pokemon are stored in the balls
aww man.... I feel like I made u a common by doing it this way
placid fiber
bolter/revolver
dusky python
with a heavy sword build whats the best way to deal with carapace?
Practice mindfulness
placid fiber
with a heavy sword build whats the best way to deal with carapace?
Oh and if you use chastise the heavy 1 should do more damage than the special. I say this because on the Vet when you have the 10% rending talent the heavy 1 starts doing more damage than the special attack on headshots anyway
so with 100% rending the heavy 1 should do more based on that info
misty nova
with a heavy sword build whats the best way to deal with carapace?
Special heavy spam
dusky python
Oh and if you use chastise the heavy 1 should do more damage than the special. I...
Y would u chastise the heavy some of us just have bad metabolisms
placid fiber
Y would u chastise the heavy some of us just have bad metabolisms
because it was that or shroud them in a field
misty nova
aww man.... I feel like I made u a common by doing it this way
We do be typing 🗣️
placid fiber
We do be typing 🗣️
There, this one looks better at least
oak cargo
Petition to rename Zealot chat to Zeafew chat for no actual reason
placid fiber
You can realy see the quality difference between the 2 when they're side by side
copper hawk
Gnarp
placid fiber
no
misty ravine
Petition to rename Zealot chat to Zeafew chat for no actual reason
Zeafew,
Zea happy few
placid fiber
oak cargo
She gnarp gnarp on my gleep until I glorp
placid fiber
Cica... they're trying to speak your language... x.x @copper hawk
Ugh I've been getting these headaches that are only on the right side of my head more and more frequently
placid fiber
It's annoying
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-wakey-wakey-awaken-gif-26734899
hi knify
What's shaking?
misty ravine
glorping on the heavy sounds even worse
Better than having the heavy glorp on you
acoustic dune
What's shaking?
my peanus
acoustic dune
playing some helldiver 2 right now
placid fiber
I'm sitting up waiting on my headache to go away
I took stuff for it and now must wait
placid fiber
That's like saying listening to loud music with a hangover helps
hearty nebula
noob captured
placid fiber
Yay!
hearty nebula
explodes u
placid fiber
noob captured
Jokes on you, I'm into that
acoustic dune
That's like saying listening to loud music with a hangover helps
actually i find singing music reduce headache
hearty nebula
nuh uh
placid fiber
that and stan
acoustic dune
tbh, I've just been around cica too long...
maybe the ehadache mean you arechaning
placid fiber
I own 2 knify's now
acoustic dune
I own 2 knify's now
slaverly
drowsy steppe
do it for her..
oak cargo
Shadow heart when I use toilet paper and she disappears forever
placid fiber
I think I do anyway
sullen forge
@rocky nacelle Who are you playing?
placid fiber
nuh uh
Wait... you were neiryn or w/e before right? cuz if so I have 2 of you lol
God I hate that I find this stupid "game" amusing
hearty nebula
yes
placid fiber
All I know is that it was boredom + adhd that started it
and that it is isolated to zealot chat only...
sullen forge
@frosty herald
placid fiber
<@427815660937019393>
Ow... I forgot I had my volume turned WAY tf up when I hit play lol
placid fiber
I didn't understand a single word in that video, but, it was still very entertaining @sullen forge
placid fiber
I know... 0 russian words lol
but when I was trying to learn german... my sister, who had learned to speak german fluidly, said that my german sounded like a russian trying to say it
or something like that
I never fully learned german tho
I mean... the closest country to where I live is over 1000 miles away
outside of the usa
visual stream
Its Russian
Меня зовут Soingyboob
placid fiber
so it's not like I would really ever make use of it
placid fiber
Меня зовут Soingyboob
Hm... is that "my name is soingyboob"?
visual stream
I know a smattering of Russian, learning
acoustic dune
is that a fuckin furry?
acoustic dune
oh btw phill
placid fiber
I couldn't read the russian, but, based on the last word in that I was able to make an educated guess
placid fiber
I don't know what skibidi is
visual stream
There's a new Skibidi song?
acoustic dune
There's a new Skibidi song?
in spirit
visual stream
You're lying Pill
acoustic dune
placid fiber
You're lying Pill
Ignorance is bliss, as it were lol
acoustic dune
Y'know, sorta good for you
just listen to it
visual stream
I'm a Skibidi hater turned defender
placid fiber
I mostly just stick to what I know I like
acoustic dune
i swear its good
placid fiber
I know there's entertaining stuff in all genres and w/e
acoustic dune
god i wish i have a warm robe
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/lisa-pink-robe-lisa-wearing-pink-robe-lisa-wearing-robe-l...
i meant this
placid fiber
u an arti main in risk of rain?
visual stream
Artificer is fun when you get more alt abilities
visual stream
Vanilla Artificer is just painful with no mobility
placid fiber
Artificer is a power house in the right hands. I am a flamethrower user, but, that is because I hate how ion surge throws you away from enemies you are trying to kill
drowsy steppe
skibidi bop bop yes yes
placid fiber
It's extremely useful utility-wise
drowsy steppe
skibidi bop bo dip dip
visual stream
Yeah the only mobility in the kit makes you go straight up
Which is NOT good mobility to scale and get items with
placid fiber
I just don't really like getting thrown 5309483059483 miles away from my source of gold
acoustic dune
Yeah the only mobility in the kit makes you go straight up
it make you go straight?
what?
visual stream
Just directly up yes
acoustic dune
Just directly up yes
the hetero kit
visual stream
Oh you mean
placid fiber
I just... am not a fan
placid fiber
but that's because I like being near the enemies I want to kill so I can kill them
acoustic dune
but that's because I like being near the enemies I want to kill so I can kill th...
jesus
didnt knew phill is evil like that
stable temple
Fatshark knows more people play Zealot.
visual stream
I had a mod where it made the shift an ice launch that made you go further up if activated on the ground, but diagonally forward if activated in the air
And it worked so well with flamethrower
placid fiber
that would be more ideal to me
acoustic dune
Fatshark knows more people play Zealot.
fat shark try to not make overprice cosmetic challenge
placid fiber
I just don't like complete vertical mobility when I accidentally hit r lol
visual stream
Fatshark knows more people play Zealot.
Cosmetic with less cosmetic is more expensive
Eto?
stable temple
ZealotTax
placid fiber
And it worked so well with flamethrower
Arti is great fun, tho. I like her alt m1
visual stream
Arti's primary fire makes me sad too
acoustic dune
how much are aquilla
drowsy steppe
Fatshark knows more people play Zealot.
its ass
visual stream
Especially when you start in the newer stage 1
With the stupid fucking flying pests
drowsy steppe
also I think the psyker also gets the grin
visual stream
I hate that enemy so much
stable temple
Zealot's costs around $2.50 extra over Psyker.
placid fiber
Especially when you start in the newer stage 1
siphoned forest
that map is pain lol
acoustic dune
Zealot's costs around $2.50 extra over Psyker.
how much are aquila bundles?
visual stream
Two primary attacks per pest when the game spams them at you
stable temple
how much are aquila bundles?
Since I'm apparently Google tonight:
acoustic dune
Since I'm apparently Google tonight:
jesus
placid fiber
Since I'm apparently Google tonight:
Hey look, you use the same currency as I do lol
stable temple
Zealots holding the nearest Psyker by the temples and using them like a Magic 8 ball
drowsy steppe
yea I fuckin hate FS shit pricing on aquilas
acoustic dune
*Zealots holding the nearest Psyker by the temples and using them like a Magic 8...
10 dilla for a stupid mask alone
stable temple
Hey look, you use the same currency as I do lol
🔫 🇺🇸 We're the main characters, don'tcha know. 🦅 🍔
drowsy steppe
its just fuckin
close but not enough
that you want to spend another fucking 10 dollars
to get the needed amount
placid fiber
Two primary attacks per pest when the game spams them at you
I might be a mando main(and I've been one since 100 hours in at the very latest), but, arti is one of those characters I like to use when I wanna go on a rampage
acoustic dune
that you want to spend another fucking 10 dollars
i spent 20 dilla on helldiver 2
and i can say
thank god i did compare to that
ill prob get a driptide mod or smth
drowsy steppe
any mtx done not on FS is a good mtx in comparison
stable temple
Y'all couldn't handle the grimjorts.
drowsy steppe
THE GRIMJORTS
visual stream
I might be a mando main(and I've been one since 100 hours in at the very latest)...
Holeh moleh
drowsy steppe
I LOVE BANDAGES ON MY SHIN
visual stream
Now those are some hours
placid fiber
Holeh moleh
at least half of that is modded >.>
visual stream
I was going to say it ought to be
acoustic dune
Y'all couldn't handle the grimjorts.
slate haven
I LOVE BANDAGES ON MY SHIN
Real
placid fiber
I was going to say it ought to be
My favorite modded character has to be the executioner. I love starstorm 2
He's the other one I can do on inferno relatively easily
besides mando
slate haven
Catch me on mul-t
placid fiber
Catch me on mul-t
mul-t is strong, but, feels slow x.x
I say feels since it has the same movement speed as the other survivors(besides heretic)
heretic has 1 more m/s speed iirc
visual stream
Double nail gun Mul-T is so fun
I feel like he has pretty good mobility with his rover mode or whatever
slate haven
Double nail gun Mul-T is so fun
Was just about to say
You get double nail and some on hit items
placid fiber
Double nail gun Mul-T is so fun
double nailgun power mode
slate haven
YES
visual stream
Double nailgun, ten tri tips, ten soldier syringes
If you get enough attack speed you could fly with it
placid fiber
I'm the kinda ror player that sees a syringe printer... and goes all in
slate haven
Duuuude what about that with a few sheild gens and plimp
visual stream
Even without it there was a really cool movement tech you could do with double nails
placid fiber
and I know they have diminishing returns... but... 30 syringes... you can get 2 light flux pauldrons with that and still have way higher attack speed lol
visual stream
Whenever you stop shooting both at the same time and jump it propelled you a bit
placid fiber
I've ror2'ed so long... and mained mando so long... that I've become a purity light flux mando enjoyer
early flight just does things to a man
visual stream
get blue meteor equipment
placid fiber
and I know: half attack speed and -1 luck on mando... but... dude... I've mained mando for over 3k fucking hours lol
grizzled aspen
Y'all couldn't handle the grimjorts.
Nah, yall couldnt handle the jammies.
The pants are from the plate armor set.
visual stream
Saturday morning, jumped outta bed
placid fiber
Looks pretty comfy
placid fiber
I mean you lost an eye, the least you deserve is some comfort
grizzled aspen
You're wearing a bodyglove underneath.
It's light armor, sure, but it's still armor.
grizzled aspen
You just want them in tiger print, smh.
Please, let the next auric mael not be bad.
copper hawk
You just want them in tiger print, smh.
Yeah 
grizzled aspen
I want that chestpiece, actually.
visual stream
Please, let the next auric mael not be bad.
Woe, vent purge with mostly range scab enemies upon ye
grizzled aspen
Woe, vent purge with mostly range scab enemies upon ye
DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME
copper hawk
I always buy the slop..
grizzled aspen
Woe, vent purge with mostly range scab enemies upon ye
It's waves of everything, 20% cdr.
Kms.
Better than the rest of the board though.
visual stream
At least not the ranged one
grizzled aspen
Yeah fuck those.
Relic blade is fun when you keep in mind everything that turns your sword off.
placid fiber
Yeah <:chibithistle:1298785395479154698>
Cica with his war-skirt
That chest piece does look cool tho
visual stream
Relic blade is fun when you keep in mind everything that turns your sword off.
What all does again?
Really just stuns right
Or does mantling also do it too
stone fern
- how did this shit grab me
- WHY THE FUCK DID I PICK UP GUNNER AGGRO ON GRAB
- bombers shouldnt damage you during chaos spawn grab
i maintain
fuck this game
@spare talon COOOOLE bomber grenades shouldnt damage u during chaos spawn grabs
ur literally in the air
hearty nebula
noob
placid fiber
i hope u stub ur toes
stone fern
https://tenor.com/view/that-was-too-far-charlie-smiling-friends-that-was-over-th...
no it wasnt far enough
spare talon
<@142046391504601088> COOOOLE bomber grenades shouldnt damage u during chaos spa...
I know
stone fern
@hearty nebula i hope you stub your big toe but not hard enough that your body's pain relief mechanisms work and not soft enough that you dont feel it right in that middle spot where it hurts for a solid minute
hearty nebula
i hope u stub ur toes
i hope you step on a 1x1 lego piece
stone fern
i hope you step on a 1x1 lego piece
i hope u eat a lego
placid fiber
i hope u eat a lego
I think I did that when I was like... 5 lol
the great and powerful swozz
lament blaze
did i find it?
or does power level matter for this 3 stam
lament blaze
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hearty nebula
yep
placid fiber
Yeah... I know
hearty nebula
stamina needs to be 410+
lament blaze
what do i need?
hearty nebula
YOURE JOKING
nope
placid fiber
Yes
hearty nebula
blame fartshart
placid fiber
410 would be fine
lament blaze
sobbing
placid fiber
blame fartshart
it was the same as 75 base rated 3 stamina curios being a lie right?
lament blaze
thanks for letting me know 😭
hearty nebula
it was the same as 75 base rated 3 stamina curios being a lie right?
iunno all i know is that 400 & below stam curios are fucking liars
placid fiber
iirc it was 75 before
plucky gate
did i find it?
or does power level matter for this 3 stam
lol fake stamina curio
placid fiber
Is 410 the base rating for 17% toughness curios?
I can't remember tbh
I look at the % on health/toughness curios, and the rating on stamina ones
for wound curios... it can be a 100 rated wound curio, it still works
frozen kernel
Is so silly
lament blaze
bruh give me my goddamn curio 😭
im gonna start running 3x curio chance
I know its relative chance not absolute chance but i do not care
frozen kernel
Just make every +3 real already ffs
placid fiber
^
They should have fixed that back when it was 75 or w/e for the fake 3 stamina curios
north sedge
make more of them fake i say
placid fiber
frozen kernel
If it literally doesn’t work as advertised that’s shitty given that we can only ever have 2 curios rolled in shop at any time (aside from milk gambling)
placid fiber
make more of them fake i say
Do you remember if it was 75 for the fake 3 stamina curios before, dough?
lament blaze
if they're concerned about making it too easy to get good gear then just make it stay 2 stam....
id be perfectly fine with that too
placid fiber
plucky gate
It's definitely a bug but fatshark is pretty slow with fixing descriptions
north sedge
no idea i never ran stam
plucky gate
i expect them to fix this never
placid fiber
no idea i never ran stam
fair, I just thought I'd ask
frozen kernel
if they're concerned about making it too easy to get good gear then just make it...
If your dessert said “Chocolate ice cream cake” and you just got a regular vanilla cake, I don’t think you would want to be to have your whole cake taken away and be given just a cupcake as recompense
placid fiber
plucky gate
We're playing the game where IJ gives you dodge buffs without telling you
TWBS works on ranged without telling you
And Stalwart gives toughness on buff refresh without telling you
frozen kernel
That’s how I feel about it
placid fiber
I was right
frozen kernel
Don’t take my cake
plucky gate
wow they hate zealot talent descriptions
placid fiber
Don’t take my cake
lament blaze
this 3 stam is showing me 3 additional bars in psychanium
ARE THE STAMINA BARS LYING TOO!???
plucky gate
yeah it works in psykanium but not in actual games
placid fiber
Yeah
frozen kernel
Become gaslit
lament blaze
youre joking
placid fiber
it works in the meatgrinder but not in runs
frozen kernel
This is what I’m talking about
plucky gate
they use a different rounding calculation in client compared to their server i guess
lament blaze
HOW
frozen kernel
It’s clearly a bug
frozen kernel
It literally functions in the psyk
frozen kernel
If they round it down to +2 I will write very mean words in my diary
lament blaze
thats legit unreal
visual stream
Giving us one more stamina would encourage a blocking meta, obviously 
frozen kernel
VT2 players punching air
grizzled aspen
Yummy noclip net.
visual stream
This is so sad, Jarvis put block and sprint eff. on every weapon perk and curio slot possible
drowsy steppe
the claw parry block efficiency meta is slowly coming to a reality..
visual stream
Man seeing block efficiency is probably the most painful perk on a weapon
stone fern
Yummy noclip net.
all they have to fucking do is remove hit track from nets and snipers and remove enviromental damage from chaos spawn grab and BoN vore and the game would be so much better
plucky gate
Yummy noclip net.
sorry you should've predicted the net phasing in and out of reality to reach you
noob
sullen forge
all they have to fucking do is remove hit track from nets and snipers and remove...
Never happening
Adapt
plucky gate
Game would be too easy if trappers weren't absolute bullshit
frozen kernel
all they have to fucking do is remove hit track from nets and snipers and remove...
But the Ogryn skeleton curled up when eaten is hilarious
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/wanted-bullet-curve-procurado-bala-em-curva-gif-151749664...
plotarmor 101
plucky gate
the game being dogshit is a balance feature
frozen kernel
Like a baby dinosaur
stone fern
Never happening
i hope you forget to refrigerate your favorite softdrink
sullen forge
Its already in the fridge idiot
stone fern
i hope your fridge breaks THEN
frozen kernel
plotarmor 101
John Wick 4 just becoming Big Trouble in Little China levels of whacky
placid fiber
John Wick 4 just becoming Big Trouble in Little China levels of whacky
I mean... it has to look like plotarmor from the enemy's perspective when we pull off the omega clutches
It fucking feels almost like plot armor sometimes as wel
only with massive adrenaline too
stone fern
i hope ur fridge explodes like a thermonuclear bomb when u open it
i hope you wake up on monday with zero clean socks for work
placid fiber
i hope you wake up on monday with zero clean socks for work
Hey, don't joke about that... I've had that actually happen to me before
frozen kernel
I mean... it has to look like plotarmor from the enemy's perspective when we pul...
At least in 40k plot armor and faith are like, actually real tangible things
hearty nebula
i hope you wake up on monday with zero clean socks for work
i'll simply go barefoot
stone fern
i'll simply go barefoot
bro works the streets 💀
hearty nebula
bro works the streets 💀
yeah i saw your mom on the corner last night
stone fern
i know she told me she made 4x your income
stone fern
so you can support your meth habit
stone fern
damn,,,,,,,
hearty nebula
:3c
stone fern
ok fam no meth
frozen kernel
You’re already a vet main, don’t make it worse
placid fiber
yeah i saw your mom on the corner last night
what about mine?
frozen kernel
You can only afford one bad habit
hearty nebula
what about mine?
i threw her into the sun
stone fern
You’re already a vet main, don’t make it worse
HEY who are you calling a vet main
drowsy steppe
the horror
placid fiber
i play everything except vet
Lemme see your achievement %
frozen kernel
Ogryn pics or it didn’t happen
stone fern
Lemme see your achievement %
100%
stone fern
yeah but not as much as the other classes
placid fiber
yeah but not as much as the other classes
I know I'm just giving you a hard time :3
Well I don't actually know...
but I know you could have lol
placid fiber
Ogryn pics or it didn’t happen
frozen kernel
Why the ancestor got yaoi hands
drowsy steppe
and it only took 2 years
placid fiber
Why the ancestor got yaoi hands
idk why they gave the parent those hands lol
north sedge
obviously it is time to nerf power sword again
drowsy steppe
billions must review bomb
placid fiber
placid fiber
obviously it is time to nerf power sword again
And to nerf both of them to get more review bombs this time
frozen kernel
billions must review bomb
Nothing like seeing a game with “Mixed” because all the recent reviews about malding about EA launcher or something stupid
stone fern
frozen kernel
Just seeing that it’s a hate brigade and that nothing is wrong with the actual game
north sedge
The new hunt main menu ui is bad (lets ignore the old one was also bad and in some ways worse) everybody review bomb for that!
placid fiber
but can it match... this...
hearty nebula
frozen kernel
Risk of Rain 2 getting bought and people losing their shit while I was just like “I unlocked a dinosaur in my new game :D”
placid fiber
but can it match... this...
oak cargo
i'm just waiting for Atomfall like a good boy
frozen kernel
“DLC IS FUCKING TRASH HIGH LEVEL 77TH LOOP MAELSTROM IS UNPLAYABLE”
hearty nebula
Risk of Rain 2 getting bought and people losing their shit while I was just like...
it took until another dlc came out
but the fears were NOT unfounded
north sedge
well, at least gearbox legitimately fucked up ror2 when they did their dlc
placid fiber
but the fears were NOT unfounded
At least they are gonna try to fix it
hearty nebula
randy pitchford is actually just the sole reason the second dlc got fucked over
frozen kernel
I didn’t experience much of the nonsense at a very low level just getting into the game, save for Acrid not being able to hit things in mid air with pounce
hearty nebula
because he rugpulled some bullshit on them
and they had to brute force like
90% of the shit in the game to work
frozen kernel
can't review bomb a game i don't own
Weirdly enough you can contribute and create Steam discussion threads for them though
oak cargo
started to realise maybe the borderlands games aren't getting much progressively worse maybe i'm just bored of playing the same game over and over
north sedge
it is funny that marvel rivals seems to have a similar issue but much less severe (certain abilities tied to fps)
frozen kernel
Most of the salty forum posts are from people who don’t even own the game they’re griping about lol
Just bandwagon haters
hearty nebula
started to realise maybe the borderlands games aren't getting much progressively...
im just hoping 4 isn't dog-ass on the story front
because 3 was actually pretty damn good on the gameplay
north sedge
people like a hate train and also hate change
hearty nebula
mf's be like "it costs zero dollars to be nice"
as if hating aint free too
lament blaze
Yeah 3 was quite fun on a gameplay side but i dont go hard on endgame with borderlands. i want a cool funny story
and 3 just felt terrible on that front, it ruined it for me, regardless of the gameplay improvements
handsome jack, specifically his voice actor carried bl2 for me
frozen kernel
BL2 was the last one I enjoyed because I hated how so many games became looter shooters
lament blaze
BL2 was the last one I enjoyed because I hated how so many games became looter s...
i didnt like the way many games did looter shooters
they made guns' power like... mostly irrelevant until the endgame which made it seem worthless
bl2 didnt do that and i liked that
frozen kernel
i didnt like the way many games did looter shooters
they made guns' power like....
Exactly this. I miss unlocking a new weapon and having it mean something rather than replacing it in 4 minutes when I open a crate
frozen kernel
What do you think of Sale Star?
I’m not lucky enough to get it most runs, and when I do it’s like the double chest one where I forget about it instantly because I have a rat brain
placid fiber
I’m not lucky enough to get it most runs, and when I do it’s like the double che...
tfw you get 4 or 5 items
I've only seen the 5'er once lol
iirc I had 7 sale stars
frozen kernel
Acrid feels like playing a Stuka dive bomber and most of my runs end by getting bitch slapped by something I didn’t/couldnt see
Fun game
placid fiber
acrid is a hit and run type of character
frozen kernel
10/10 would casually pick up and play if I wasn’t being crushed by entropy
frozen kernel
acrid is a hit and run type of character
I hit and I run
Don’t mind my buddy talking about JJK animators
misty nova
Fine I'll reinstall Risk of Rain 2 and main artificer
placid fiber
Especially since blight just sucks
blight is only for solo play lol
since poison is % based
Anything tanky dies better to poison
I only use blight for killing wisps >.>
since poison can't kill
placid fiber
I wish jellydog was just a wee bit stronger
Also: Acrid is very strong when used right :/
hearty nebula
Fine I'll reinstall Risk of Rain 2 and main artificer
shartificer...
placid fiber
Man... I still remember when they released Acrid
Acrid was the one who pushed me to finally git gud
My 1st monsoon skin
I ended up doing even engineer that way before his skin was released
just cuz I could
frozen kernel
Also: Acrid is very strong when used right :/
I mean when people say “take these items, jump in, press R to spread aids, then right click things on near instant CD” and I do just that, it’s just less powerful than just nuking shit with bandit
frozen kernel
I want to like it but if running around the entire map waiting for things to die of poison isn’t ideal if that’s the “intended” way people are talking about
Yes
placid fiber
You literally can spam it at enemy groups
it's hilarious
Who tf is waiting for things to die?
I'm fucking killing them, not sitting back and waiting for poison to do it lol
placid fiber
I'm jumping in attacking, spitting, spreading poison, etc lol
frozen kernel
Most things generally die it’s just boss fights are annoying against things like the harvester when there’s no good way to get on top
misty nova
shartificer...
placid fiber
Most things generally die it’s just boss fights are annoying against things like...
the clay dunestrider?
frozen kernel
I'm jumping in attacking, spitting, spreading poison, etc lol
Yeah and then 5 minutes later things are dying
placid fiber
the vagrant?
frozen kernel
Double vagrant first boss with like 3 items sucks cock on acrid
placid fiber
so take that with a grain of salt
double vagrant can suck on any character
with only 3 items
potent gate
Also: Acrid is very strong when used right :/
Acrid is downright broken
potent gate
All difficulty mods are trivialised by Acrid pretty much
placid fiber
All it takes is knowledge of how to use the skills right for any character to shine(aside from chef rn)
frozen kernel
Only items are a single steak, maybe a dagger, and a single shield generator
Have fun
placid fiber
Momma didn't raise no bitch lol
frozen kernel
No time for that shit
potent gate
Ever since the scrapper update, the game is pretty free
There used to be so much bs xd
frozen kernel
I have better shit to do than deal with the dogshit movement speed at the start of an already awful run
placid fiber
Yeah lol
potent gate
Pre-nerf void enemies
frozen kernel
Either go next or play something else
potent gate
Vermin and pests in general
lament blaze
gentlemen
I am proud to announce
potent gate
Mushroom and parents used to have hp
frozen kernel
I haven’t played in like a year or so
placid fiber
gentlemen
I am proud to announce
Real
placid fiber
I get bad damage items sucks, but, it's rng
lament blaze
whats the power level for toughness i want?
frozen kernel
Mushroom and parents used to have hp
Mushrooms don’t have HP?
potent gate
whats the power level for toughness i want?
17%
placid fiber
idk, but, 17% toughness is what you want
lament blaze
ye ik 17%
frozen kernel
I get bad damage items sucks, but, it's rng
Yeah and on a shit run in RNG games, you go next
You can play it out if you want
potent gate
Mushrooms don’t have HP?
They used to have SHIT tons when sky meadows was just released
placid fiber
any run can become a god run if you are good enough, generally speaking
frozen kernel
I was confused like “they certainly do” lol
placid fiber
bad stage 1 items can happen
so what
You didn't get god items stage 1 to crutch on
frozen kernel
I dont expect god items
potent gate
I think I've only had one seed that was just nigh unbeatable
frozen kernel
I expect literally one thing I’d like to keep
potent gate
Out of like 1k runs
frozen kernel
Not just stuff that im like “eh okay”
placid fiber
I think I've only had one seed that was just nigh unbeatable
I've played inferno... base monsoon is warm up stuff
frozen kernel
Especially when Acrid as a character is a slow ball rolling to begin with
potent gate
I've played inferno... base monsoon is warm up stuff
Monsoon is genuinely way too easy when you're used to eclipse/inferno/ dullivan
placid fiber
Especially when Acrid as a character is a slow ball rolling to begin with
slow is all in the eye of the beholder since every non-heretic survivor has the same movement speed. The only thing that is different is utility skills
potent gate
Like even the default hp regen feels op
frozen kernel
I’m not waiting until map 4 on the snow base to finally get decent shit aside from a gas can and additional charges for my M2
potent gate
I’m not waiting until map 4 on the snow base to finally get decent shit aside fr...
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lament blaze
thats why roguelikes always rub me the wrong way.
Im always just sitting there like "man i wish i got better rng this blows"
placid fiber
I get wanting to get good stuff, but, getting good runs just means the run is going to get boring faster
lament blaze
ik the point is you roll with it
potent gate
I think the threat to your fun is just not being op