zealot-class

[slate haven]

I feel that.

[red swift]

That's my current main build btw

very fun

I use Bolter with relic

[sterile basalt]

I think TWBS is still almost mandatory for thunder hammer

[red swift]

-2 points unlucky xdd

[red swift]

The value you get from IoD is a lot more than TWBS

[slate haven]

After running for awhile whithout TWBS I don’t think I’ll go back

[plush estuary]

Would martry even be worth it for hammer

[lean lark]

its funny

[plush estuary]

Hammer gets the 1 shots on all elites with IJ thrust

[slate haven]

I just like martyr

[plush estuary]

all fine

[slate haven]

Makes you super tanky

[plush estuary]

But you do want TWbS with hammer

[slate haven]

Atleast for your toughness

[plush estuary]

@slate haven

[lean lark]

dont get me wrong you can totally do thammer without twbs

[slate haven]

I dunno about TWBS but I’ll try out IOD

[lean lark]

but twbs is just too much utility

i ran thammer pre-talent trees without twbs

[slate haven]

I used to run TWBS on EVERY build, but when I took it off I realized it’s doing less than what I thought

I dunno, might be worth a shot

Ty y’all for the advice tho

[vague depot]

charging up a meaty heavy only to have a random poxwalker smack you out of it sucks

i always take twbs on thammer its just too comfy

[acoustic dune]

my favortie shit

[placid fiber]

What'd I miss?

world war 7?

[slate haven]

Yerp

[placid fiber]

aww

I wanted to participate

😭

Yum, I got a club sub from work as well when I got my check

[opal star]

me trying to horde clear w/ the relic blade

[slate haven]

Why I love the mark 2

Powered lightspam and push atks go brrrr

[placid fiber]

don't you love it when you get so mad you gotta go take a piss?

sigh for some reason the guy I was watching had to go use the restroom so I also went to the restroom... before realizing I didn't need it :/

I think I'm not fully awake

[slate haven]

Yeah bro your speaking Esperanto

[stone fern]

theyre fake carapace

i thought youd already know dummie

[opal star]

AY
THIS MF GOT THAT FAKE CARAPACE

[red swift]

I don’t think many people have experienced having to piss because they’re mad but who knows

[opal star]

maybe I’ve just never been mad enough but

to piss?

[ornate bone]

Lol

[lusty turtle]

they are taking damage as if flak (since flak is their root body type)

[remote lark]

ye

[stone fern]

still says carapace

[remote lark]

i dont pay attention to that kind fo stuff cause i dont use flame nades

and i always hit them int he head

[copper hawk]

Noob..

[remote lark]

in fact

[ornate bone]

It was written so naturally, like yeah we all know this one thing right? I didnt even notice how not normal it really was

[remote lark]

i've so religiously used TK

that i didn't know you could throw nades underhand

until @lean lark said something about it

[stone fern]

its carapace for both center mass and torso on ragers same as crushers

also says carapace on dot

[red swift]

Dots always apply to body armor type

[stone fern]

but its yee ahh shitty ahh carapace

[stone fern]

which is center mass

[lusty turtle]

its not actually aplying to body, it just says it is

[remote lark]

TheOneTrueNoob..

[lusty turtle]

same as reapers taking dots on UY instead of flak

[hearty nebula]

im back breasties

how yall noobs doin...

esp skele, the mega moob

[ornate bone]

do you think i should get the skull mask or the face cage

[hearty nebula]

skull mask

face cage looks bumpy weird in a not good way

[ornate bone]

it´s so cool isn´t it. but i feel like everyone has it

i need to be unique and special

[hearty nebula]

you could wait for another shop rotation

the picks this time around are particularly bad ngl

unless ur using FTD

like me... cuz im ebic

[ornate bone]

the new backpack is really awesome tbh

[hearty nebula]

it is

but its the only cool thing

everything else is uh

meh

[ornate bone]

other than that, yeah. well i guess i have time enough to wait and decide if i wanna get this cage thingy

it´s kinda cool but i feel like the skull mask gives a much more imposing look

[heady rapids]

wrong

they apply to center of mass

[red swift]

Is that not body armor type

What’s the difference

[hard nexus]

misunderstanding

[hard nexus]

hrup means the armor of the body

[red swift]

xd

[north sedge]

apply directly to the forehead

[hard nexus]

apply gun 2 forehead

[placid fiber]

So... in other words they just nerfed the autopistol even harder(since it can't hurt their chest very well)?

[red swift]

Wym auto pistol is great! Is has many redeeming qualities

Such as:

[hard nexus]

inspiring barrage

!

[lusty turtle]

i mean, if u mean flak ragers having cara now then yes?

[modern lintel]

uninspiring barage

[lusty turtle]

if u mean the root thing for reapers, no, cause autopilstol doesn't do a dot

[hard nexus]

flaccid barrage

[placid fiber]

I mean for scab ragers

[modern lintel]

[modern lintel]

gooner brain

[placid fiber]

why are you flaccid?

[golden rain]

...The definition is one and the same, you know. Scab Ragers are the Armoured ones.

[placid fiber]

I know, I was specifying that one was what I was getting at since skele said 2 different things

[heady rapids]

it's a bit different, some enemies have separate torso and center mass armor

took this info from gameslantern

it is mostly consistently the same but not for every enemy

[hard nexus]

are ragers flak or carapace

can u check

i think they’re cara

[heady rapids]

ragers are a fucky subject to check

[placid fiber]

why are we doing that to ragers?

[heady rapids]

the tooltip is 100% wrong

[placid fiber]

I thought this wasn't that kinda server

[heady rapids]

could probably check what it actually is

(probably still flak)

[hard nexus]

that would make sense

i’ve seen people say both

[plucky gate]

see how perks interact with it

[placid fiber]

So they didn't change the core armor, just the chest armor?

[hard nexus]

ooo good point

[hard nexus]

probably

[heady rapids]

my best guess is that they changed the tooltip and the hitboxes and didn't change the centre mass

[heady rapids]

almost correct

[hard nexus]

yah that makes sense

[heady rapids]

cause center shows as carapace (it isnt)

[placid fiber]

story of my life

[heady rapids]

so they both changed it and didnt

[runic grotto]

So, are scab ragers mre resistant to bleed now?

Or is it still the same?

[placid fiber]

Well if they are still taking damage as if it were flak then probably not

[heady rapids]

@hard nexus it is flak

[hard nexus]

pawesome

[heady rapids]

@plucky gate

[hard nexus]

vindication

[heady rapids]

wrong person!!!

tagged

it's flak................

+flak affects it

[hard nexus]

pawesome

@red swift

[heady rapids]

but you cant hit it cause it's not a target for anything that uhh

actually has a hitbox?

[hard nexus]

it says carapace for the armor type, but it’s actually flak

[placid fiber]

but what if meow also wanted to know?

[heady rapids]

center mass exists so dots know what to do

[golden rain]

Another month, another instance of Ragers being fucking weird.

[plucky gate]

they should've just made it actual cara and used that to nerf dots

[golden rain]

God bless you, you insane bastards.

[heady rapids]

it SHOULD BE

[placid fiber]

so they changed the chest armor and meant to make the center mass armor to carapace... but forgot to change the center mass armor to carapace as far as dots do?

[heady rapids]

they most certainly forgot

to update centre mass

but updated the tooltip

[placid fiber]

I understand what you are getting at, but, I can't put it in words

[heady rapids]

really fucking weird how do you manage to fuck it up in such a specific way

[tepid sorrel]

DOTs don't use center mass

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-dots-waiting-loading-gif-14292188

[tepid sorrel]

they use "base armour", which scab ragers are still flak base. the damage text is wrong regardless

[placid fiber]

why are our bases armored?

Shouldn't they be fortified?

[heady rapids]

assuming that's under the hood info that is consistent with center mass?

[fleet zealot]

reaper is unyielding chest with a flak jacket iirc

Okay so how tf is the damage text wrong for scab rager dots

[hard nexus]

and a carapace shoulder

!

[heady rapids]

it just is

[fleet zealot]

So they remembered to change that

[tepid sorrel]

because it's showing carapace armour text for flak damage

[fleet zealot]

But not the actual properties

[tepid sorrel]

it's just reading something wrong

[hard nexus]

[fleet zealot]

Aaaaaaaa

[tepid sorrel]

if you want an actual answer i'd have to dig more and i dont feel like it

[plucky gate]

I never even expected the damage text to be something that they manually change

[lunar bone]

I was told use this chat as an offtopic, does any one know the difference between the cosrair virtuouso xt and max XD

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[tepid sorrel]

it's not

[placid fiber]

I forgot you could embed there lol

[plucky gate]

Well then how did they change it without changing the armor type?

[tepid sorrel]

it's more than likely just reading the wrong hit_zone_name

when dot damage is factored in to that

lol

[placid fiber]

We discuss anything and everything here

[tepid sorrel]

but again im not reading into it further its not important

[plucky gate]

I figured it would just automatically show the text of whatever armor type is being hit

[placid fiber]

right now we're discussing darktide

sweet, new pokemon

[lunar bone]

im having a hard time convincing myself not to buy the max but i dont truly know the difference

[placid fiber]

also I have no clue about what you asked about so idk x.x

[acoustic dune]

oii wtf is this

[plush estuary]

Its my vet with foxy

[acoustic dune]

this is defamation i say

[acoustic dune]

foxy from fnaf?

https://tenor.com/view/foxy-run-fnaf-1-five-nights-at-freddy's-gif-2388118267267753805

[tepid sorrel]

so to clarify

[heady rapids]

hitzone_armor_override = {
[hit_zone_names.center_mass] = armor_types.super_armor,
[hit_zone_names.torso] = armor_types.super_armor,

[tepid sorrel]

if you go into the breed

for the renegade_berzerker

you'll see

[heady rapids]

super armor is carapace

[tepid sorrel]

armor_type

[heady rapids]

so

[tepid sorrel]

and armor_type = armor_types.armored

[heady rapids]

uh

[tepid sorrel]

that is the BASE ARMOR

[acoustic dune]

BREED?

[tepid sorrel]

shut up furry

[heady rapids]

this

[tepid sorrel]

then

[heady rapids]

and this

[tepid sorrel]

    hitzone_armor_override = {
        [hit_zone_names.center_mass] = armor_types.super_armor,
        [hit_zone_names.torso] = armor_types.super_armor,```
is factored -separately-

after the fact.

[heady rapids]

yeah

[acoustic dune]

you shut up furry

[heady rapids]

they fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tepid sorrel]

no

[heady rapids]

this whole game is doomed

[tepid sorrel]

it's not a "they fucked up"

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983391542007963688/1150097649542910033/reverse-1.gif

[placid fiber]

ur a bit late to get on this train lol

[misty nova]

[tepid sorrel]

anyway

[acoustic dune]

ey phill

[heady rapids]

opening a ticket with steam support now

[placid fiber]

hi knify

[heady rapids]

requesting a refund

[acoustic dune]

whats hapenning here?

[tepid sorrel]

does it make sense now

[placid fiber]

I'm vibing, wolf is dooming

and we're discussing scab ragers

[ebon bobcat]

Zeoulot chat offtopic

As awalys

[heady rapids]

wont matter if they dont give me my money back i'll request that they just remove in from my acc

[acoustic dune]

no way

[hard nexus]

it’s actually quite on topic

[acoustic dune]

zealot chatt is always on topic

[tepid sorrel]

this is the most on topic it could be

darktide discussion

[placid fiber]

Shush

get your on topic shit outta here

[acoustic dune]

as you see zealot chat are acting there part

[heady rapids]

this isnt scab-rager-class so its off topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

as a zealot

hence

fucking insane

[copper hawk]

Salvation

[placid fiber]

nah, that was thursday

[acoustic dune]

all topic is on topic actually

[red swift]

I see. I never registered that reapers are flak body but take unyielding damage but that makes sense.

[copper hawk]

Noobe..

Same w bulwarks

There's carapace partz

But they take unsquealding..

[acoustic dune]

i am pretty sure someone pinned armor n shit

[placid fiber]

isn't the bulwark bare chested tho, for the most part?

[tepid sorrel]

from the dots specifically

[copper hawk]

R all the parts of rinda and rodin

[red swift]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[copper hawk]

Like what r they

[tepid sorrel]

which all go for the base armor_type

[copper hawk]

Flak ? Unyielding ?

[tepid sorrel]

and not the hitzone overrides

[heady rapids]

a mix of everything

[acoustic dune]

#zealot-class message

[golden rain]

Which is rather funny considering that same thing works properly (mostly) on Reapers.

[placid fiber]

again: why are we armoring our bases? Shouldn't we be wearing sweatpants?

[plush estuary]

they have mauler armor type

[copper hawk]

That chainmail tshirt bring flak is so funny to me

[plush estuary]

cara head flak body

[heady rapids]

wroing.................

[plush estuary]

I'm 95% sure

[tepid sorrel]

their base armor types are flak so dots care about flak

[heady rapids]

this is rodin

[tepid sorrel]

        [hit_zone_names.head] = armor_types.super_armor,
        [hit_zone_names.upper_left_arm] = armor_types.unarmored,
        [hit_zone_names.upper_right_arm] = armor_types.unarmored,
        [hit_zone_names.upper_left_arm] = armor_types.super_armor,
        [hit_zone_names.upper_left_leg] = armor_types.unarmored,
        [hit_zone_names.upper_right_leg] = armor_types.unarmored,
        [hit_zone_names.lower_left_leg] = armor_types.unarmored,
        [hit_zone_names.lower_right_leg] = armor_types.unarmored,
        [hit_zone_names.center_mass] = armor_types.unarmored,```

[heady rapids]

this is rinda

[plush estuary]

so flak/cara

kk

arm and legs dont matter

[red swift]

Not quite guy

Center mass

[placid fiber]

so how much do dots do to them?

just 1x?

[heady rapids]

this much

[placid fiber]

so 1x?

[heady rapids]

feel free to calculate what's happening on the screen i dont know the values

[tepid sorrel]

i love darktide

[gleaming kelp]

Was armor this complicated in vermintide?

[placid fiber]

I'm too tired rn x.x

[tepid sorrel]

yeah actually

[placid fiber]

kinda

[ebon bobcat]

Armor? What armor?

[heady rapids]

the fucking

monstrosity dingly dangler rat

what was his name

packamster

[heady rapids]

!

[tepid sorrel]

Packmaster!

[fleet zealot]

Not a ferret

[heady rapids]

the ding ding ding

[placid fiber]

counted as a monster iirc

[heady rapids]

has fucking

monstrosity armor

[fleet zealot]

A dead packmaster is a sight for song!

[placid fiber]

Yeah

I still remembered lol

[ebon bobcat]

Rat Ogre?

[placid fiber]

the hook rat

[heady rapids]

had a friend who called them hookers

[tepid sorrel]

but yes armor was sort of that complicated in vt2

and sort of not

[ebon bobcat]

The weird one

[placid fiber]

it was and wasn't

[ebon bobcat]

Gotcha

[tepid sorrel]

because there was less armor

lol

among other things there were 4 categories

[placid fiber]

yess armor types so less complicated

[tepid sorrel]

infantry -> armored -> berserker -> superarmor iirc

[placid fiber]

but some... nuances

[heady rapids]

the perk rolls were complicated 🙂

[tepid sorrel]

with some hitzone overrides

actually i forgot the special and boss and shielded breed categories

[heady rapids]

i've seen numerous reddit posts with people trying to roll a perk combo that doesnt exist

[placid fiber]

monstrosities as well

[heady rapids]

hehe

[tepid sorrel]

trying to remember all this shit WILL drive me insane

[placid fiber]

Fun stuff am I rite? lol

[gleaming kelp]

It's like fatshark gave us half of the manual. "What does this perk do?" "I dunno, datamine it bitch"

[placid fiber]

just do what I do: already be insane.

easy W

[heady rapids]

common gamedev practice

[tepid sorrel]

gamers be like

"we want in-depth and meaty combat"

[heady rapids]

you give them not enough info

[placid fiber]

then bitch when they have to figure shit out

[heady rapids]

they complain

you give them too much

they also complain

[tepid sorrel]

you give them too much

THEY complain HARDER

[heady rapids]

besides

[gleaming kelp]

Combat do be meaty though.

[heady rapids]

average darktide player

doesnt read anything he picks

[tepid sorrel]

we should go back to a time where players got NOTHING

remove all information from the game

keep it in a physical copy manual

[placid fiber]

atari/nes era lol

[gleaming kelp]

No, we still got instruction manuals back in the day.

[placid fiber]

sometimes

[gleaming kelp]

Some were surprisingly in depth.

[tepid sorrel]

the manual explains everything and also gives you a special reward token (it's the password to beat the antipiracy measures)

some would tell you every fucking secret at the end of the book

[placid fiber]

back in the day people had to call into nintendo or w/e to get info without a manual lol

[heady rapids]

if you true duo a h40 that's not an archivum you get a secret post credits scene where hadron takes her clothes off

[tepid sorrel]

kill this guy

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694990461651255347/1171742196848926790/niko-oneshot.gif?ex=655dc8f5&is=654b53f5&hm=4c0b150e5a7ab17d69cd19580f2c4ee1efa1091f0258dd2cc121a30ad114ebb8&

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-several-people-are-typing-gif-15407184

[gleaming kelp]

Just subscribe to Nintendo Power

[tepid sorrel]

time for some psyker gameplay

[placid fiber]

wrong one lol

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-nintendo-switch-cease-and-desist-nintendo-wii-wii-u-gif-21051413

that lol

[gleaming kelp]

Dead plague ogryn is always on topic

[ebon bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[placid fiber]

accidentally clicked the gif lol

[gleaming kelp]

Why he got a narwhal horn

[ebon bobcat]

Blessings

[placid fiber]

because... he watched too much my little pony

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-warhammer40000-mlp-my-little-pony-gif-13287986

[ebon bobcat]

Nurgle liked my little pony so he game horn blessings to his followers

Gave*

[gleaming kelp]

Friendship is magic. And magic is HERESY.

[placid fiber]

[placid fiber]

Oh God... that means bronies are secretly nurgle cultists...

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-noo-no-scream-yell-gif-26307843

[tepid sorrel]

"Secretly"

[ebon bobcat]

Does bronies still exist?

[placid fiber]

don't look at me, idk lol

[gleaming kelp]

Prob moved onto something else.

[placid fiber]

at least we dodged a bullet by not being slaanesh cultists...

[ebon bobcat]

I thought you just had a pony pfp for funni

[placid fiber]

I used to be a brony, but, I am no longer actively one

[ebon bobcat]

Huh

[placid fiber]

a friend made this pfp for me

[ebon bobcat]

The Emperor cleaned you then

[acoustic dune]

i hear you are recorvered brony

how is being pony free like?

[hard nexus]

boooriiing

mlp is pawesome

hoofsome?

idk

[placid fiber]

eh... idk lol

I"m still alive

That's about it

[acoustic dune]

feeling alive aye?

well you hear it folks

he got his soul back from discord or smth

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-typing-and-then-they-kissed-writing-blogging-gif-9529086

the discord in question ^

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-discord-chaos-is-a-wonderful-wonderful-thing-chaos-chaotic-gif-27220535

[red swift]

Wait you're a reformed brony?

You've seen the light?

[placid fiber]

I've seen the darknes and the light

and...

idk...

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1143871712736333908.webp?size=96&animated=true

[red swift]

Change that pfp numbnuts

chop chop

then I won't make fun of you anymore

[placid fiber]

This is a pfp made by a friend of mine

So no

[red swift]

eh use it for your reddit account

[merry flume]

lmao

[placid fiber]

I don't go on reddit

[red swift]

yeah yeah

me neither! hahah!

[placid fiber]

the only time I'm on reddit is when someone posts a link here lol

and I feel like looking into it

[merry flume]

some people here specifically go on reddit just to argue

sad!

[placid fiber]

some people have too much time on their hands

[tepid sorrel]

Darktide

[red swift]

Like you

winter break so a lot of people are chillin

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rimshot-drum-badum-gif-14640437

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/thistle-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-thistle-dm-thistle-dungeon-meshi-gif-12415930457892205157

[placid fiber]

honestly tho I might go play ponyvania again sometime

[lament blaze]

manuals had so much info though.. well a lot of them did

[placid fiber]

I get to murder a dragon in it

[hearty nebula]

actually u in specific dont get to

cuz ur noob

:3c

[slate haven]

Da Vinci twins moment

[placid fiber]

I even get to murder a hydra in it

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[placid fiber]

Man... idk what I'd play if I played ponyvania again... probably the pegasus. You can play as an earth pony(warrior), pegasus(dex boi), or unicorn(mage) in it >.>

[misty mason]

Game feels weirdly unresponsive

[hearty nebula]

have you tried responding fasterer

[misty mason]

Good idea

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/zootopia-sloth-smile-slow-happy-gif-11595018264487434380

[hearty nebula]

ur welcome

[placid fiber]

Even the ferret stares at me... menacingly...

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-menacingly-spongebob-standing-there-gif-19452999

[hearty nebula]

explode it

[misty mason]

Ive had a lot of instances of tapping F and it not going off in my last game

[hearty nebula]

oh

the game is just

like that

[obsidian prairie]

I’ve modded that problem out a while ago

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-earth-explode-gif-27709268

[obsidian prairie]

Guarantee Ability Activation

[hearty nebula]

if you're on pc, these are a must-have imo if you don't have them already
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/336
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/331

[misty mason]

It usually isnt a probelm for me

[hearty nebula]

even if it usually isn't a problem

[misty mason]

oh yeah the weapojn swap is always a thing

[hearty nebula]

it's a massive help for when it is a problem

[misty mason]

F usually goes off fine

Especially revolver fuck me

[hearty nebula]

abilities are less finnicky

but they still have problems

[misty mason]

that thing is a nightmare for swapping

[hushed knoll]

DANTHONY HIII

[misty mason]

HI STINKY

[hearty nebula]

i wish this game was just like

[placid fiber]

Gottem

[hearty nebula]

a BIT more clientside in terms of how it handles character inputs

[hushed knoll]

That’s not my name 😠

[hushed knoll]

[hearty nebula]

having literally everything dependent on the servers makes this game a fucking nightmare to play sometimes

[misty mason]

Stanky 🌈

[hushed knoll]

[misty mason]

Man how embarassing, failing a 21

[acoustic dune]

o wow

what did you do?

[placid fiber]

I hit remove backround XD

[tepid sorrel]

Gasolina

[acoustic dune]

what do you remove the background

[acoustic dune]

RYAN GOSLING??????????

https://tenor.com/view/enbabyfazball-ryan-gosling-kill-gif-18074359392788865054

[fleet zealot]

Ferrets will cage rage, they will also rage from outside the cage, or go back into the cage to proceed raging

[tepid sorrel]

do you need a hug

[acoustic dune]

dude i havet got a hard for a year now

[acoustic dune]

theres no joke

i am in great pain

[hushed knoll]

What

[misty mason]

Theres pills for that

[placid fiber]

Stan, we are watching you... menacingly...

[misty nova]

Chat

Hold up

[misty mason]

a 21 havoc

[acoustic dune]

ok fine
mental pain

[misty nova]

Thx for holding up

🫡

[misty mason]

I was meaning for your inability to get a hard on for a year

[acoustic dune]

oh i meant hug

[misty mason]

so close

[fleet zealot]

Sleeper

[acoustic dune]

FERRET POSTER

can i get a ferret hug

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

thanks

[tepid sorrel]

🫂

[misty nova]

[hushed knoll]

wtf

[hushed knoll]

[hearty nebula]

resets ur progress

[copper hawk]

@light badge this u ?

[acoustic dune]

i sometime hate playing pub

[hexed igloo]

I love pub

Lots of beer ❤️

[hearty nebula]

i always hate playing pub

pubs are stupid

and should all be killed with hammers

[acoustic dune]

i saw 2 teamate walk in and died

[hearty nebula]

outing urself again

[acoustic dune]

not sliding not doging

just walk in

[hearty nebula]

lol

[acoustic dune]

and die

[hexed igloo]

I think you should be killed with a mallet

[hearty nebula]

i have blunt damage resistance

[hexed igloo]

We should rp as Cain and Abel, you can be Abel and I'll crush your head with a big rock

[hearty nebula]

wouldnt work

bc im brainless

:3

[hexed igloo]

It'll just skate off your greasy chrome dome

I bet you polish that shit

[misty mason]

and then you bang your mum?

[hearty nebula]

fortunately not suffering baldness

[hexed igloo]

Correct

[hexed igloo]

Yet

[hearty nebula]

they used to call me locks of love back in school...

it was probably a roundabout way of calling me gay

but whatever

we take those W's

[hexed igloo]

You should be locked up for the love you show to school children

[acoustic dune]

a zealot main who is gay??

[hearty nebula]

ok

thats too far

[acoustic dune]

damn

[hearty nebula]

chill it

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-sorry-mother-clark-kent-my-adventures-with-superman-i-apologize-mom-adult-swim-gif-4404829156897475171

[hearty nebula]

say something nasty like that again and we're gonna have problems

[hexed igloo]

Mb mb I forgot you go for elderly men

[hearty nebula]

better

[acoustic dune]

its called

bara

[hexed igloo]

Gotta get yo money up somehow

I'd get with a freak of an old guy if I inherited everything

[glacial stratus]

@spare dome ready?

[acoustic dune]

what if this ''freak'' is a nice old man

[hexed igloo]

Freak in the sheets gentleman in the streets

[frozen kernel]

Then he just wants the companionship and it's an even better gig

You get to be an ethical gold digger by just being his friend

[hexed igloo]

Nah any nice old guy will probably donate everything

[frozen kernel]

That's true

[hexed igloo]

He'll leave you some paperweights or smth

Need a retired vp with a dungeon to minmax your monetary gain

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-tyler1-league-of-legends-anime-tyler1sigma-grindset-gif-22611488

that looks like a great way to hurt your back

lol

[hexed igloo]

Deadlifts be like that

[lunar fable]

you hurt your back by doing it wrong

[placid fiber]

So it's the same as when lifting a resident as a cna then

[hexed igloo]

I hate you mfs you can get hurt doing it anyway

Act of God if you will

[placid fiber]

don't look at me, I ain't gonna be doing that shit

[hexed igloo]

You could have the most perfect form ever conceived and you still might just slip a disc

Not you homie

[spare dome]

wut

[placid fiber]

one of my things on my back is damaged from when I was a cna

the uh spine segment things

[glacial stratus]

lets kill some heretics

[hexed igloo]

Probably one of the discs

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[spare dome]

im killing the dishes rn

[lunar fable]

ok old man

[placid fiber]

like a month or 2 ago my back was hurting so bad I could barely even crawl it hurt so bad to move x.x

[red swift]

proper form w/ belt you should never hurt yourself

A lot of people who get hurt don't mention or don't understand they're doing it wrong

[placid fiber]

I mean... for me it was probably when I held a resident up while the shower lift broke and was trying to fall over when I was a cna >.>

[red swift]

It's easier to get an injury running than lifting weights

[copper hawk]

Nop

Outing myself of wut

WUT

[hexed igloo]

If you're in perfect physical health sure

[red swift]

then lift less lol

[opal star]

the dastardly imperfections of the human body:

[hexed igloo]

Mate people throw out their back sneezing

[placid fiber]

had to lower the lift while it was trying to fall over and slam their legs against the ground... but it was a foot lever operated thing and it was malfunctioning while trying to fall over...

[red swift]

preexisting problems

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes I almost lose a knee just walking normally

[hexed igloo]

Welcome to 99% of humanity

[opal star]

spoken like a true health insurance representative

[hexed igloo]

We should kill this guy

[placid fiber]

I had to use one of my hands to press the down button and use one of my feet to hold up the button that made the lift go up(since it was falling down with no pressure on it)

[opal star]

call luigi

[hexed igloo]

It's so funny that police n the media are trying to demonize him and they're just putting out the hardest pics of him

[red swift]

I mean we are talking about lifting here :/

[hexed igloo]

Like wym bro needs 16 armed cops around him

[placid fiber]

I still managed to get the resident out of the shower chair and into their wheelchair safely by myself x.x

[red swift]

What health insurance covers hurting youreself deadlifting

[opal star]

the government explaining why killing one dude is considered an act of terrorism

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-senator-armstrong-explain-gif-25119725

[hexed igloo]

It's cos he was rich smh

[opal star]

so true bestie

[hexed igloo]

The poors just die in a gutter

As they should

[placid fiber]

before proceeding to murder 30 people in order to kill that 1 "terrorist"

[hexed igloo]

The rich get to sustain themselves indefinitely off of dead fetuses and cocaine

[red swift]

Tax the poor more

[hexed igloo]

Double rent for single mothers

[opal star]

you misspelled quintuple

[hexed igloo]

Shit you right

[opal star]

so true

[placid fiber]

wait I though it was more

[opal star]

octuple

[placid fiber]

Yeah

That sounds better

[hexed igloo]

Eh just charge them a mortgage

[opal star]

At that point why rent

[placid fiber]

because renting was 1/100th of the price

[opal star]

ha
was

[placid fiber]

[hexed igloo]

Make every starter home cost $4m

Wait

That's already done

[placid fiber]

Exactly

[merry flume]

why do you live somewhere where a house costs 4 million

[opal star]

the previous generations refusing to sell their houses but also blocking new houses from being built

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-gif-189376078363306648

[hexed igloo]

Me when the joke bounces off a shiny bright smooth brain

[hexed igloo]

Brother could blind airline pilots with the reflection

[merry flume]

me when my house was no where as expensive

[fleet zealot]

Muh property values

[placid fiber]

meanwhile our hopeless asses bounce off eachothers jokes to make another one while understanding it

[merry flume]

rentoid

[opal star]

holy shit it’s bandit ell 2437068904

[hexed igloo]

Asses bouncing !?!?!??!!!

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-rent-down-in-my-neighborhood-how-i-keep-the-festivities-in-my-neighborhood-christmas-meme-christmas-christmas-edit-gif-7788907808118315321

[placid fiber]

😏

[hexed igloo]

Taxpilled homeowningcel

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/you-should-christmas-holiday-cheer-jollyposting-lowtiergod-gif-5593950255199596619

[merry flume]

my zero down payment home loan into renting my place out for 3500 a month pipeline

[placid fiber]

the joke was: inflation <.<

[opal star]

hi aquino

[hexed igloo]

I'd rather pay a bit more for rent and not have to fuck around with fixing shit myself

[hearty nebula]

what if i love you instead huh?

what now, noob?

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-in-dungeon-dungeon-meshi-thistle-sissel-elf-gif-15354851480496838112

[hexed igloo]

One cannot love others without first loving themselves

[placid fiber]

gottem

[hearty nebula]

i already have that step covered anyways

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-menacingly-spongebob-standing-there-gif-19452999

[hexed igloo]

Thank you Aquino ily

[delicate shadow]

"love within, love without" -iron warriors

[hearty nebula]

i spent too much of my teens hating myself it's too energy intensive mentally to keep doing that for forever

[misty mason]

Inflation?

Isnt that that thing in hent... oh you mean money

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1177689022664020090.webp?&animated=true

[placid fiber]

[hexed igloo]

Why are pokemon cards so expensive?
Computer, search pokemon inflation

[lunar fable]

you mean the iron pacifists

[red swift]

Jarvis, see that single mother with her 4 children? Yeah, activate missiles.

[placid fiber]

cica is already here, dan, you don't need to summon him @misty mason

[hexed igloo]

Jarvis, unshit my pants

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-on-jarvis-hey-jarvis-iron-man-iron-man-jarvis-gif-3386808663963567031

[misty mason]

🫵 🧑‍🦲

[fleet zealot]

How about you pay more for rent and your landlord still doesn’t fix anything

[placid fiber]

I caught a ferret

it bit my arm off....

[hexed igloo]

Crazy concept my landlord is great actually

Chill fuckin old white guy

[misty mason]

Well

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-ferrets-libby-libby-ferret-ferret-libby-gif-25655345

[misty mason]

in my country

[placid fiber]

exactly what happened, only it was my entire arm that was lost

[misty mason]

Our prime minister changed the way capital gains tax works on houses, then sold a bunch of his rentals for like a million bux

profit

[fleet zealot]

Dw it’s a sign of affection, ur precious so they wanna stash u

[misty mason]

very cool

[hearty nebula]

||.:|:;||
do not open

[placid fiber]

then why am I bleeding out?!

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-noo-no-scream-yell-gif-26307843

[hexed igloo]

Nz?

[misty mason]

ye

[placid fiber]

Navy Zealot?

[hexed igloo]

Oof yeah same here

Ig I just got lucky

[hexed igloo]

What region you in?

[misty mason]

wlg

[delicate shadow]

love is a war ✊ 😔

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah pricy down there unless you manage to get one of those subsidized places

What's rent run you there?

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-kaguya-sama-love-is-war-sharingan-naruto-gif-21426554

[fleet zealot]

The Love We Share

[placid fiber]

More than our yearly wages

[delicate shadow]

a 1 bedroom is 2.5k a month on average

utter highway robbery

[hexed igloo]

Eh it's not quite that bad

Oh yeesh

[placid fiber]

... I only do 500 a month here...

[hexed igloo]

I live dead central in one of the major cities here, I get run about 2k/month

1bed

[placid fiber]

well... 550... but still

I live in a small town tho

[delicate shadow]

yea it's insane what cities get up to

[hexed igloo]

500/week for my place

It's pretty normal for here lmao most places are upward of 500

[placid fiber]

Mine is monthly <.<

[misty mason]

ill have you know i bought a house like 3 years ago

and im probably only a little in negative equity

[delicate shadow]

where I'm from originally, when I was younger, you were looking at about 400 a week for a whole ass house which is extremely manageable and hell borderline lucrative if you've got a housemate or 2

[hexed igloo]

I've been seeing the fucking studio units going for 350/week @delicate shadow

[delicate shadow]

pain

[hexed igloo]

It's crazy

[placid fiber]

places have weekly renting?

[hexed igloo]

Here in nz it's mostly weekly

[placid fiber]

Huh

[hexed igloo]

We don't really do fortnightly pay here so

It's easier for everyone to do weekly

[placid fiber]

idk about all places in the usa... but for me all I've known is montly renting

[delicate shadow]

yea same deal in Australia, it's mostly weekly

[lunar fable]

there was some neighborhood in new jersey that wanted to create affordable housing

[delicate shadow]

it'll depend on whatever contract you've got with your landlord tho

[lunar fable]

but people who lived there were against it

cause it would drive their property values down

[placid fiber]

that's probably how it actually is here

[hexed igloo]

Muh tax money

[delicate shadow]

it's like, all townhouses around here now, even most houses have been converted to having suites and stuff for rentals

[hexed igloo]

But yeah got super lucky with my landlord, he's chill as fuck, we got rejected from everywhere because I work in a vape shop, he doesn't care as long as rent gets paid

[placid fiber]

Our landlord has also been very chill as well, and worked with us

as long as we got the rent paid, they have had no issues

[hexed igloo]

It's crazy because we got consistently rejected from everywhere we applied to, and then I just erased the company from my paystub, and immediately started getting callbacks lmao

[delicate shadow]

wild, here in Canada vape shops seem to make quite a bit of money

wouldn't be considered a liability at all

[hexed igloo]

I think it's less the money liability and more people vaping inside

Which my landlord also happened to express he didn't care about lmaop

[placid fiber]

what's wrong with vaping in a house?

isn't that just, more or less, steam or w/e?

and not smoke?

or do you mean weed?

[hexed igloo]

People just disagree with it most of the time on a fundamental level

[placid fiber]

I mean... it's not smoke, so I don't get it lol

[hexed igloo]

It's fine as long as it's not excessive, at worst it'll condensate on windows maybe

[placid fiber]

oh boy... some condensation on the window... lol

[hexed igloo]

If it's tobacco flavored it'll leave a smell tho

[placid fiber]

Ah

Didn't know about that

[hexed igloo]

It's not like a property damage thing it's just a principle thing

[placid fiber]

That... makes even less sense to me lol

[hexed igloo]

It's just ahhh nooo smoking indoors bad

[clever swan]

something tells me they don't ban essential oil vaporizer things

[hexed igloo]

If it's a corpo place tho like a shop or whatever though I get it, you don't want people vaping inside around people that don't

[placid fiber]

It just sounds crazy to me since it is vaping and not smoking lol

[placid fiber]

Yeah I get that

Just... it's like an oversensitivity to smoking when vaping isn't allowed either

[remote lark]

smell bad

[hexed igloo]

It's just people not understanding it fully, also I'm by no means pro vape just sayin

[placid fiber]

I'm neither for or against it. Smoking I definitely get, but, until now I didn't even know about flavored vaping lol

[hexed igloo]

Like the shop I work in, we can vape freely inside, they don't care, it's a fuckin vape shop

[remote lark]

similar reason

[hexed igloo]

Never any condensation on the huge amount of glass in here, smell doesn't linger

[placid fiber]

You know... makes sense

[remote lark]

the smell lingers for aaaaaaagggeeeessss

[placid fiber]

vaping has smells...?

[remote lark]

I can smell a pothead or vape pen addict a mile away

[hexed igloo]

Super dependent on the liquid used 👍

[placid fiber]

I didn't know vaping produced smells :/

[remote lark]

idk enough to comment on that

I just know the vape addicts I bump into REEK

[hexed igloo]

Tobacco flavors linger waaaay longer, and strong fruit/candy flavors smell really strongly

[hearty nebula]

that's just how most addicts are

regardless of their chosen drug

[placid fiber]

^

[hearty nebula]

that's more of a lack of self-care & general cleanliness than anything else

[placid fiber]

Yep

[remote lark]

I'm saying they smell OF their drug

[hexed igloo]

I usually use a pretty light flavored one, smell doesn't hang around for more than a few second

[hearty nebula]

yeah, i know

that means they aren't washing their shit properly at all

it's their clothes that stink

[hexed igloo]

Usually the people that reek of vape also reek of piss/shit and whatever

[delicate shadow]

ah, yea here you can mostly get away with smonking so long as it's not in a common area

I could understand not wanting tennants to do it inside tho given how it can stain the ceiling

[hearty nebula]

or if they're just like

sweaty people

people who sweat a lot should avoid smoking whatsoever

[hexed igloo]

My hands do usually smell pretty strongly of vape juice tho, I have an excuse being I handle a lot of customers devices

[hearty nebula]

even if its vaping

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/door-handle-latch-gif-11687125

[remote lark]

I've sworn off any form of drugs or smoking / vape

The only thing I'll ever do is edibles from time to time

[hearty nebula]

good

don't

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I get smoking inside, vaping inside doesn't leave any marks or lingering smells unless you're using a really strong tobacco juice

[placid fiber]

I've never found smoking or illegal drugs interesting at any point in my life

the most I've done is drinking alcohol

which I've stopped

[hearty nebula]

edibles are legal in a lot of places now technically

even in the USA where just straight up weed is banned

[hexed igloo]

I grew up in a family of chainsmokers, I was either gonna smoke cigs or vape, I'd rather choose the less harmful one

[hearty nebula]

cuz loopholes with synthetic variants etc

[remote lark]

It's pretty well regulated

[delicate shadow]

I seeee

[hearty nebula]

u have to go through the FDA basically to get new variants banned

[remote lark]

Dispensaries have armed guards too

[hearty nebula]

it depends

here in TN you can just go to regular smoke shops and they sell edibles/gummies/whatnot

[misty mason]

America is a silly place

[hearty nebula]

but you can't buy weed at all here

[hexed igloo]

Bro weed is still illegal here, but the second it gets legalized I know my shop is going full dispensary, and I refuse to work without a gun under the counter after that

[misty mason]

Just get a fog cannon lmao

[remote lark]

Addicts are sillier

[hexed igloo]

We have one already

It's not very reassuring

[hearty nebula]

im glad my withdrawal symptoms aren't worse than being just like

mildly grumpy

[hexed igloo]

I've been threatened enough as is with just selling nicotine stuff

[hearty nebula]

i've seen some people who literally cannot function without cigarettes and it's actually just fucking depressing

[remote lark]

I just take an edible when I'm really high strung and I just

[hearty nebula]

melt?

[remote lark]

end my day at like 3pm

[hearty nebula]

lol

yeah

[remote lark]

yeah

[hearty nebula]

I buy like a tube of gummies

and they'll last me a whole month

[remote lark]

I have a crazy low tolerance and I take a 25mg gummy

[hearty nebula]

because I cut them into quarters and that's good enough for me

The ones I buy are 100 per

and it's a tube of like

25 gummies

[misty mason]

Yeah honestly I dont smoke or anything but if it got legalised here id love me some gummies

[hexed igloo]

Last time I had an edible, I ate 400mg in the form of a peanut butter cup, and got so motion sick walking down the hallway I projectile vomited

[remote lark]

my first time ever taking an edible it was at a fur con and it was 150mg,

I got paralyzed for 7 hours

[placid fiber]

With how I am, due to my mom's side, I'd probably have a super low tolerance as well. Do you even build a tolerance to weed up by taking it more?

[hexed igloo]

I don't really like weed, just makes me nauseous

[hearty nebula]

Oh my god the first time I did an edible I overestimated how much I could do and I was just like

[remote lark]

yes

[hearty nebula]

In the bed for literally 2 days

[hexed igloo]

Yeah you build tolerance pretty quick

[hearty nebula]

I couldn't even get up

[placid fiber]

Even faster cuz I get that from my dad's side lol

[flat ocean]

what's the current meta build for boltgun?

[hearty nebula]

shattering impact + puncture

[remote lark]

Puncture shatter flak uny

Or elite uny

[hearty nebula]

flak + unyielding

[flat ocean]

great, thanks

[hexed igloo]

Have you ever meta woman

[hearty nebula]

no

he plays darktide

what do you expect

[placid fiber]

what's woman?

[hexed igloo]

You right

[remote lark]

Try to take anoint

[placid fiber]

Sounds dangerous

and scary

[hexed igloo]

It's okay they aren't real

[placid fiber]

oh thank god

I was scared

[hearty nebula]

felt

I can't like

smoke weed itself

[hexed igloo]

Every "woman" you sre is a federal agent

[hearty nebula]

Unless it's bong rips, and even then

it's kind of ass

[remote lark]

Woman aren't real.

[hearty nebula]

and most edibles taste like shit too

[hexed igloo]

I can sink a cone like no other but I'll be comatose within 5 minutes

[hearty nebula]

It's hard to find ones that don't just taste super fucking green

but when you find 'em

it's a very nice experience

otherwise i just hork 'em down without even chewing and chase it with a shitton of water

lmao

[hexed igloo]

I way prefer uppers

[hearty nebula]

I think I did acid once

never again

lol

though I also drank rum like a mf that night so idk

[hexed igloo]

Here in nz we have Crate Day, on the first day of summer you get a crate of big beers, like 8 liters of beer total, and you gotta finish it by the end of the night

Last one I attended, I didn't like beer so I drank pretty much an entire bottle of kraken rum

[remote lark]

I like kraken

[hearty nebula]

Kraken is so nasty

it's way too sweet for me

[remote lark]

I drink kraken black

[hexed igloo]

Along with uhhh a full eyedropper of thc oil under the tongue, a cone, 2 keybumps mdma

[hearty nebula]

good ciders are just nice to have tho

love me a good cider

[hexed igloo]

I remember waking up at some point dryretching over a pot

[hearty nebula]

but beer is dog

if you drink beer

please improve urself

[hexed igloo]

And the other guys pinning me down to draw gang symbols on my face and back

[hearty nebula]

lmfao

you hang out with some

questionable folks

[hexed igloo]

I drink it now, some beer slaps

[fleet zealot]

but what if i'm the woman

(sometimes)

[hearty nebula]

i don't think i'd ever do drugs around folks like that

cause it's just like

[hexed igloo]

I don't really go for lagers but I've found I really like dark ale and stouts

[hearty nebula]

can i trust them if shit hits the fan

and someone has a bad trip?

[hexed igloo]

Oh nah I trust those cunts with my life

They're assholes but they're good assholes

[hearty nebula]

I've learned that some people change completely when it comes to being intoxicated with any substance

[remote lark]

that's OK
when I first took my edible and got paralyzed / incoherent I got sa'd

I win

[hearty nebula]

so I'm extremely wary of who I partake in drugs with

[remote lark]

Gabranth take cyanide with me

[hexed igloo]

Damn bro ain't ready for my childhood

[placid fiber]

Finally, something we can agree on lol

[hearty nebula]

feel you bestie

🫂

[remote lark]

I'm a furry

You'll still lose

[hexed igloo]

I spent the first 17 years of my life in isolation

[hearty nebula]

that's expected

[fleet zealot]

Much like a ferrets spine, my gender is fluid

[placid fiber]

Lucky

[hearty nebula]

why else would you be playing darktide

[placid fiber]

I wish I could have spent more time alone :/

I had 3 sisters tho

[hearty nebula]

Iunno my parents were just like weirdly controlling but at the time way too lax

Just didn't let me do shit in terms of having a social life

it fucked me up really hard having basically 0 agency until I literally moved out of the fucking state

[hexed igloo]

There's a bit much to put into a few discord messages, but the gist is occasional beatings, constant verbal and emotional abuse, complete isolation for months at a time

[placid fiber]

(plasma)

[remote lark]

Wat

[hearty nebula]

yep

felt this

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-squeeze-wring-gif-13961786945803639795

[hearty nebula]

I never got beat but plenty of verbal & mental abuse

[remote lark]

Is this emotional support hour in zealot chat

[hearty nebula]

mayhaps

[placid fiber]

[remote lark]

NOOOOO

[hearty nebula]

real

[fleet zealot]

I dont need emotional support

[placid fiber]

poor bandit, never stood a chance

[remote lark]

kills your ferret

[placid fiber]

I saw that

[remote lark]

I SAW THAT

[hexed igloo]

My body is pretty fucked, my fight or flight instinct is triggered extremely hard by motorbikes pulling into parking spots/nearby houses

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/thistle-picmix-dungeon-meshi-dunmeshi-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-72524730957989978

[fleet zealot]

Ur gonna need life support

[hearty nebula]

wrong

[remote lark]

mouth to mouth?

[hearty nebula]

yall saw jack shit

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/tennant-reverse-1999-genderfluid-picmix-flowers-gif-1675233105073184210

Idk who this character is

[hexed igloo]

Only consolation is my step-dad who did most of this is in jail for a long time lmao

[delicate shadow]

nice hat

[fleet zealot]

I just went genderfluid picmix

[hearty nebula]

Doctored