zealot-class

[spare dome]

its no joke

[visual stream]

Elites get HP buffs?

[spare dome]

1.5x

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[spare dome]

that's all baseline

its excluding the other modifiers on top

[visual stream]

Nvm S&A still has no reason to exist

[spare dome]

maybe if it just

did that effect right on the activation

that'd be pretty sweet

[visual stream]

Would be cool

[spare dome]

maybe one day they'll do something with it lmao

[visual stream]

Maybe one day they'll give hammer actually cool blessings replacing all the impact and s&a

Maybe one for even more rending on activated attacks but I think maybe it wouldn't be that good anyway since activated attacks still have good ADM I would assume

[misty ravine]

Don't hold your breath, Fatshark is

• bad at balance
• takes forever to do anything
• especially bad at both when it comes to weapon blessings (see VT2 and Seven Years And Counting of Total Swift Slaying Supremacy)

[visual stream]

Maybe an Ironhelm-specific blessing that increased damage for how many previous enemies were hit in the same swing

[runic grotto]

Fatshark also has no fucking idea how to make games

[visual stream]

Niche but at least a neat meme

[runic grotto]

They release a hot pile of shit and then mold it for 4 more years before it becomes somewhat good

But at least it WILL become good

Eventually

[misty nova]

Changes Branx special from melee to uppercut
Buffs enemies stagger threshold
Does nothing to shovel 3 special, still melee

Gives Opportunist to the Ogryn shovel
No reliable way to stagger with the mk3 shovel

[red swift]

Them nerfing Swift Certainty sprint speed because “the dodging gunners while sprinting is strong” tells me they don’t know the mechanics of the game.

And why certain talents are strong and some aren’t

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[frosty herald]

today i will slide

[hearty nebula]

real

[misty ravine]

A lot of the shit happens because fatshark management is a cargo cult that tries to copy things that more (financially) successful games do, without understanding why those things are (financially) good, or how they work, let alone how to implement them

[spare dome]

interesting made up theory for a niche coop shooter

[spare dome]

yea the reason they stated was pretty dummy, but while i am slighted by it, i dont disagree with the nerf they gave it

[placid fiber]

veteran-tide(with bolters)? :3

[spare dome]

10% sprint speed is a fucken lot

[placid fiber]

oh

I thought you said you had one

[spare dome]

oh, no, lol

[placid fiber]

I am not doing very good rn, I got the stomach flu x.x

[spare dome]

my theory is they are nerds who are really good at making melee combat feel great and need an IP to actually build that onto because they arent willing or able to put that creative legwork in themselves

the rest is pretty much made up as they go

they are not trying to make the next yuge giga e-sports title, so i dont really care that some of the shit they implement is imbalanced and perhaps even half-baked

i still wish it were solved

[drowsy steppe]

'prototype build - do not try this at home' Mr. E

[spare dome]

but like, fucking whatever

[placid fiber]

I have not had a very good day today or yesterday x.x

[drowsy steppe]

and its just chorus with dueling sword

do not try this at home btw

ah ds with piety

[red swift]

Well ur missing context he probably swapped off of it

[drowsy steppe]

perhaps..

[stable walrus]

anyway to change the slowdown of the sens when using the flamethrower?

[hearty nebula]

no

simply suffer

[fleet zealot]

Must not order pizza hut

Everyone out pizzas them nowadays

Just have to remember all the times i’ve gotten burn

[placid fiber]

pizza hut is pretty mid nowdays... back in the day is when I remember some good stuff from em

I like the melts from the pizza hut we have at my town tho

but I am also not picky

[hollow plank]

Is the crusher any good? I'm currently using the mkIII combat axe but dk if I should switch, I'm only level 6 dk don't have access to the assault chain sword onward yet

[placid fiber]

crusher is S+ tier. Unless you're doing havoc then any weapon is able to be viable

[hollow plank]

Huh, sweet

[hearty nebula]

unless it's shredder autopistol

[placid fiber]

rashad used to be the 2nd best melee back when the knife was the 1st(which was before they gave zealots dueling swords)

[hearty nebula]

in which case it's worthless on anything above sedition

[fleet zealot]

Bite the hands that feeds you

Become ungovernable

[river jackal]

Crusher was granted to Zealot by the Ogryn, I am convinced

[hearty nebula]

same

[placid fiber]

Yeah, even on normal damnation... and when it is used absolutely perfectly... it is so sad

[hearty nebula]

pizza hut around where i grew up used to be really good

back in like

'06-'07

2010 came around and it was just

straight down the gutter

[fleet zealot]

Like i want that stuff crust but they quit doing the crust options that were actually pretty good

[river jackal]

Btw @hearty nebula you were right lmao

[hearty nebula]

about?

oh

[river jackal]

Playing a bit of Zealot made me a better Ogryn

[hearty nebula]

you playing ogryn like zealot now

yeah

told u so lmao

[fleet zealot]

Where you could get like their breadstick seasoning on the crust or somethin

[hearty nebula]

ok

so funny thing about their stuffed crust

[fleet zealot]

Pizza hut just aint got nothin to its name

[hearty nebula]

it's literally just cheese sticks

inside the crust

that's it

[placid fiber]

playing ogryn like zealot only improves ogryn's potential imo

[fleet zealot]

Little caesars and papa johns do stuff crusts

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/duh-no-shit-sherlock-sarcasm-dbz-gif-12648416

What else would it be

[hearty nebula]

legit just buy pre-made pizza dough and some cheese sticks and it's the same shit as pizza hut

[fleet zealot]

If not cheese sticks

[hearty nebula]

cheese dicks

one or the other

[placid fiber]

at least pizza hut's giant cookie is still a giant cookie, when you want it lol

[fleet zealot]

Do people think

Stuff crust isn’t cheese sticks

[fleet zealot]

Papajohns does a better big cookie

[spare dome]

they think someone in a chefs uniform is delicately injecting cheese into the crust

[placid fiber]

I don't have one in my town

[hearty nebula]

I want to get a stand mixer someday

[fleet zealot]

Like is that a thing? People think they just inject the cheese, or like, wrap up shredded cheese

[hearty nebula]

so I can just make infinite cookies

and bread

[fleet zealot]

I wish i had infinite cheeseburgers

[opaque island]

I figured havoc would only have a few viable weapons, how does it go back around to anything being viable?

[placid fiber]

what?

[fleet zealot]

I think you misread

[hearty nebula]

guys since dorn is taking so long should i write a guide to playing zealot instead

[opaque island]

you'll wish you never wished that after burger # 50

[placid fiber]

I said unles you are in havoc

[fleet zealot]

You have it on backwards

[hearty nebula]

i'm already halfway done

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/try-me-bitch-try-me-sassy-gif-6232209

[placid fiber]

I am saying every weapon(besides pretty much the autopistol) is viable in non-havoc lol @opaque island

[opaque island]

ah, i did indeed misread

you can see how i misread it though

[placid fiber]

dw, it happens :3

Yes

Sorry I have the stomach flu rn and I drank some nyquil

so I am pretty out of it rn

[opaque island]

eepy time

[placid fiber]

And this nyquil has alcohol in it... this is the 1st alcohol I've had in 5 years <.<

[hearty nebula]

? i thought they stopped doing nyquil with alcohol in it

[placid fiber]

I think it does

anyway

[hearty nebula]

weird

time to make lean with it

:3

[placid fiber]

either that or the shit in it fucks you up

[placid fiber]

I had to show my id for the nyquil

doesn't say anything about alcohol on it, tho

[hearty nebula]

weird

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[hearty nebula]

nyquil is an over the counter drug, they shouldn't be id'ing you for it

unless you bought it from some ghetto ass store

[placid fiber]

I bought it at walmart

[hearty nebula]

like a dollar general or a gas station lmfao

[hearty nebula]

walmart.. fallen so far

[placid fiber]

so my guess is this nyquill has alcohol in it

[hearty nebula]

i remember when walmart was open 24/7

i miss being just like

high as fuck or getting off late at work

[placid fiber]

lemme look at the bottle really closely

[hearty nebula]

and being able to just swing by there and grab an ungodly amount of snacks in the middle of the night

when there's nobody fucking there to get in ur way

[fleet zealot]

I got id’d for nyquil before

[hearty nebula]

ass backwards states yall must live in

[fleet zealot]

It was 2am grocery store

[placid fiber]

NO it doesn't say anything about alcohol on it

but it still asked for my id

[fleet zealot]

Guess bro thought i was making lean

Its not alcohol

[placid fiber]

God I am dizzy rn

[fleet zealot]

Some people use it in uhh

Idk how to call it

Their cocktails i guess

[placid fiber]

it has acetaminophen, dextromethorphan HBr and doxylamine succinate

[fleet zealot]

Nyquil and sprite with ice

[placid fiber]

in it

[hearty nebula]

ah

lean

yea

[fleet zealot]

Sometimes they add alcohol it’s weird

[placid fiber]

no wiat

[fleet zealot]

I kinda get it but i was suffering from a cold and i was hella annoyed having to dig for my ID

[placid fiber]

this says 10% alcohol on it

[hearty nebula]

yummers...

[placid fiber]

this is what I got

that yellow mark at the bottom right says 10% alcohol

[misty ravine]

Why else would they keep pushing grindy, RNG-heavy loot systems (with VT2 even giving loot boxes) just to walk them back months and years after launch after overwhelming negative feedback, just to do it all again in the next game

[placid fiber]

I tried taking a picture of the bottle I have at home with my phone, but, my hands are WAY too fucking unsteady rn

and I can't see straight

and my vision is a little blurry...

and I feel like shit(not including the effects of the nyquil) >.<'

[misty ravine]

Cash shop for cosmetics, where you buy premium currency in increments that never quite seem to cover the cost of anything, where the items rotate out to generate FOMO, and which was infamously the only subsystem that was complete and fully functional at launch

[placid fiber]

man... the flu sucks :/

[misty ravine]

Depending where you are, cough meds with pseudoephedrine are controlled as it can be used to make meth

Many of them now substitute it with phenylephrine, which incidentally doesn't work

[placid fiber]

this actually has acohol in it, I didn't see where the icon was until just a little bit ago

[misty ravine]

Ah

[placid fiber]

10% per ounce

and I got a 12 oz bottle

[misty ravine]

I wonder if they ID for listerine too

[placid fiber]

probably depends on the type of alcohol

because this is the type you can drink

[stone fern]

[placid fiber]

clad... I am not doing so hot rn

[stone fern]

its all alcohol if it wasnt the right kind itll kill you

whats wrong

[placid fiber]

I have the flu

and I drank 4 oz of nyquil

[stone fern]

its so over

[hearty nebula]

zzzquil is pretty common for like drug abuse compared to nyquil since it's easier to get

and that's just diphenhydramine basically

[stone fern]

nyquil wont do you much good

[placid fiber]

which has 10% alcohol per ounce in it lol

[stone fern]

drink plenty of water

try to sleep

[placid fiber]

This is the 1st time I've had alcohol in 5 years x.x

[stone fern]

do you have a fever?

[placid fiber]

Thankfully no

Mostly just nausea

[stone fern]

then yeah just try to stay hydrated and sleepmaxx

[placid fiber]

This is a weak ass flu compared to what I've had before, but, this nyquil is messing me up a bit lol

[stone fern]

ur already drunk yapping

[placid fiber]

I drank 4 oz like 3 hours ago

[stone fern]

go rest rn

[hearty nebula]

i think the best thing i ever learned in terms of like getting sick

is that if you have a fever

do not fuckin put urself under 5 billion blankets & stuff

it just makes the process more miserable

[stone fern]

just take ibuprofen

shits magic for fevers

[placid fiber]

I had some atwork

lol

[stone fern]

not u

[placid fiber]

Oh

[stone fern]

its for fever and inflammation

[placid fiber]

I always have ibuprofen and acetaminophen on me at work or at my desk at home

[stone fern]

u just need to sleep and drink fluids

[placid fiber]

frequent headaches do that to a man

[stone fern]

also

[hexed igloo]

Who the fuck is this guy "yourself" and why are people telling me to kill him

[placid fiber]

same for caffeine pills

[stone fern]

its kinda bad to mix ibprufen and alcohol

[hexed igloo]

That's why I mix alcohol and car keys

[placid fiber]

trying to eat half of my sub from work today cuz I was hungry didn't help things x.x

[runic grotto]

whar melee is best for h40 other than ds?

[hexed igloo]

I prefer doms tbh

[stone fern]

yeah try to get a bit of food in

but mainly sleep

[placid fiber]

I tried to keep it in

I did not succeed

and I will leave it at that

[placid fiber]

I'm mostly sitting up since I'm trying to let what I ate just a little bit ago settle in my stomach before laying down

[stone fern]

settle ur stomach then rest

[placid fiber]

That's the plan

[hexed igloo]

When you're sick u really just gotta eat the plainest dogshit

Bare toast, rice with nothing

[placid fiber]

I... ate a cookie when I got up x.x

[hexed igloo]

Bruh

[placid fiber]

I am out of it rn and it was there at my desk x.x

[hexed igloo]

Personally my goto sick food is meat pie

Carbs, fat, protein, salt

[placid fiber]

I almost never get sick so I don't have a go to sick food x.x

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I'm rarely sick either but still good to have something to fall back on

[hearty nebula]

sugar is goated when ur sick

[placid fiber]

This is the 1st time I've had the flu in like... hell it might have been since before the last time I had alcohol which was 5 years ago

[hearty nebula]

it is just raw energy for your body basically

lmao

[hexed igloo]

Tbh just pack calories into as little food as you can

[hearty nebula]

and anything like gatorade works wonders too

even if it does taste like ass

[hexed igloo]

Gatorade goated

[hexed igloo]

Fuck you

[hearty nebula]

sorry that i'm objectively right

[hexed igloo]

May a million plagues befall your bloodline

[stone fern]

just eat a block of uranium

[placid fiber]

The best drinks I have rn for the flu are some ginger ale I got this morning... and water x.x

[hearty nebula]

not happening

my bloodline is dead

[hexed igloo]

Guess you're getting all million plagues bozo

[stone fern]

ginger ale is fine

[hearty nebula]

im immune

cuz im pawesome

:3c

[stone fern]

do you have lemons/limes

[hexed igloo]

Ginger ale goes hard

[placid fiber]

no

[stone fern]

its so over

[hearty nebula]

ginger ale my beloved

[placid fiber]

I have almost no sick food lol

[stone fern]

do yu live alone

[hexed igloo]

I fucking love ginger

[hearty nebula]

i fucking lvoe ginger ale

i would kill a man for ginger ale

[placid fiber]

My wife is out at her mom's place rn lol

so I am alone rn

[stone fern]

its over you are gonna die

[hearty nebula]

or some gingersnap cookies...

yummers....

[stone fern]

its all her fault

[hexed igloo]

I get some ginger candy from the Asian supermarket and it's literally just chewy chunks of sugar and ginger

[placid fiber]

I've survived worse lol

[hearty nebula]

that shit is SO good

[stone fern]

no you havent...

[hexed igloo]

FINALLY someone who gets me

[hearty nebula]

aight some of y'all might call me weird for this

[stone fern]

flus are the worst afflection...

[hearty nebula]

but there's an asian market near me that sells some like

cheese flavoured beef ramen

and that shit is peak

[placid fiber]

I've survived living alone with no sick food before I met my wife when I got the flu x.x

[hearty nebula]

i dont care what anyone says

[hexed igloo]

Nah I fw that shit it slaps

[hearty nebula]

its so good

[stone fern]

does a tree make a noise if it falls in the woods with no one around to hear it?

[placid fiber]

I might be a lil bitch baby when I am sick, sometimes... but I'm still hard headed >.<'

[hearty nebula]

whats ur fav ramen

[hexed igloo]

El clasico blue indomie

[hearty nebula]

this mine

it's so good....

[hexed igloo]

It's good but it's like too much yk

[stone fern]

funny thing when i tore a calf muscle i couldnt walk straight for 4 weeks it was fine but when i get the flu I DIE

[placid fiber]

Aw man, now I'm getting more hungry lol

[hearty nebula]

I only do half a packet of the spicy shit they include

Lol

cause it overpowers the rest of it

[placid fiber]

and I don't even buy decent ramen

[stone fern]

u have nausea dont you?

[hearty nebula]

I only buy it as a lil treat...

[hexed igloo]

Oh lmao I sometimes get the red shin ramen, I be putting everything in it

[placid fiber]

My stomach knows no bounds...

[hearty nebula]

The red stuff is good too

And i think it's a bit better balanced profile wise

[hexed igloo]

I usually don't like spicy food but goddamn is it good

It's not just spicy it's flavorful spice

[stone fern]

imagine if someone spawns a crusher on the mourning star

[hearty nebula]

but the black is really good if you aren't putting the full fuckin spice packet in it

[fleet zealot]

I want some spicy pizza

God damn

[hearty nebula]

half or 1/3rd is more than enough

[fleet zealot]

Cheese bread and spicy

[placid fiber]

Also I have had plenty of times where I was nauseous and hungry... idk why

[modern lintel]

we when the crusher starts crushing

[hearty nebula]

there's also this tonkotsu ramen i buy occasionally

and it slaps

[hexed igloo]

Goes hard

[placid fiber]

As much as I love cheese... now is not the time 😦

[hearty nebula]

damn now im hungry for the local ramen joint we got

their stuff is so good

[mighty root]

[hearty nebula]

😭

[hexed igloo]

I sometimes get the Japanese curry blocks, and toss one into my noodles so it makes a thick curry ramen@hearty nebula try it sometime

[hearty nebula]

even their dumplings are like

on point

[placid fiber]

I have the flu rn for context x.x @fleet zealot

[mighty root]

Imagine if someone spawned a rager there

[stone fern]

my biggest ramen flex is that i had ramen at the place witcher 3 devs went to eat in poland

[hexed igloo]

Imagine if someone spawned a rager under darkpills bed

[fleet zealot]

Take a vacuum and suck up all the gunk /j

[placid fiber]

I made it through work today... then the flu really hit me when I got home

[hexed igloo]

Unironically though sinus flushes are goated

I got a menthol stick I shove up my nose when I'm congested, works wonders

[placid fiber]

I did, I used the newest model: the toilet 5000

[mighty root]

I like to slurp up the goop that comes out

Like a puppy

[hexed igloo]

[modern lintel]

this is why youre a noob

[hearty nebula]

fyre ouppy-pilled

[placid fiber]

cuz I got the flu? x.x

[modern lintel]

potentially

[placid fiber]

fair

wasn't pro enough to just dodge, ig

[hexed igloo]

Backstep iframes bozo

[placid fiber]

dam

Welp, I'm gonna go to my couch. o7

[modern lintel]

jimmy carter forgot untill death in his build what a noob

[hearty nebula]

kill them all

[modern lintel]

third circle of hell

[hexed igloo]

Never join YouTuber discord servers bros

[mighty root]

I eat that goop

[hexed igloo]

Me when the goop

[stone fern]

emperor protect you

[misty ravine]

He used up its proc in 1980 but it still didn't let him win reelection

[mighty root]

I’m such a puppy boy

[modern lintel]

get in the cage

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1177689022664020090.webp?&animated=true

[mighty root]

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-cat-mad-watch-this-swag-crash-lol-gif-20326813

[hexed igloo]

Unfortunately they have euthanized that dog in me

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1177689022664020090.webp?&animated=true

[modern lintel]

who is they

[hexed igloo]

Big tobacco

[hearty nebula]

ok

im done with my guide on how to play zealot

do u guys wanna read it

[hexed igloo]

No

[mighty root]

Letting my dwag get some air

[modern lintel]

time to take off my critical thinking hat

[hexed igloo]

Here's my guide to play zealot - shitpost in #zealot-class and never boot up the game

[hearty nebula]

Gabranth's Unofficial Guide to playing Zealot

• pop your estrogen pills
• stop getting hit

thank u for reading my guide

[hexed igloo]

Tldr?

[mighty root]

I’ll never take estrogen

[hearty nebula]

i already stabbed u wit my injection

nooble

[mighty root]

My chud cat

[hexed igloo]

Nice cat bro, this is mine

She's kinda fuckin weird

[mighty root]

I bet it stinks

[mighty root]

Real? Mine too

[hexed igloo]

Now let's see Paul Allen's cat

[hearty nebula]

the gnarpoid

[hexed igloo]

More normal cat pic

[hearty nebula]

he looks disapointed in u

[hexed igloo]

She

[hearty nebula]

she probly knowz ur bumpy weird....

[hexed igloo]

Least she's not like your fuckass cat

[mighty root]

Anyone have that pic saying it takes a beast to tame a beast?

[hexed igloo]

Nah I have Andrew tate captioned "throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father" though

[copper hawk]

WUT

U make milk from bugge..

[hexed igloo]

This one perchance?

[mighty root]

Found it

[hexed igloo]

Oh lmao

[mighty root]

[mighty root]

Delicious

[mighty root]

I hope psyker gets new staffs

[hexed igloo]

I hope psyker gets everything removed except smite

[copper hawk]

Every image like this is a self report

[mighty root]

[hearty nebula]

fr

idk why bro wants rocks thrown at him

[hexed igloo]

That I throw rocks at twinks?

[mighty root]

I eat rocks

[hexed igloo]

I eat twinks and throw rocks

[hearty nebula]

you WHAT twinks?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001261771341955122/1112209796662304839/4149EA87-2042-4DD3-8F5F-6F3CC0B0BDD2.gif

[mighty root]

You’re cooked @copper hawk

[hexed igloo]

They would rather top a twink than stop and think

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

Fyre and schizo try not to talk about twinks/femboys challenge

Impossible

[hearty nebula]

real

[hexed igloo]

At least I know what I like

[hearty nebula]

cicer... when we play toyz?

[copper hawk]

We GET IT

U 2 r GAY !!!

Ur GAYER than ME

[hearty nebula]

tghey should kiss alredy...

[mighty root]

Where is my twink talk

[copper hawk]

And im BOTH THOSE THINGZ

[hexed igloo]

Just because you don't like femboys smh

[mighty root]

I like women

[copper hawk]

Troof..

[hexed igloo]

I'm not gay I have relationships with women

[copper hawk]

Many hour

I at work

[hexed igloo]

And sex with men

[mighty root]

@hexed igloo kiss me homie

[hexed igloo]

Nah that's gay

[hearty nebula]

u might b better tan me at gamez... but i play them in far gayer, more homosexual way then u could ever hope 2 achiev.... noobs

[copper hawk]

Im manly af too dont step 2 me lil blud or u gon get this fade ufm

[mighty root]

I’d never go gay

Unless I’m paid

[copper hawk]

My voice deep as hell im like corpsehusband

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[copper hawk]

Ask any1 who played w me

[hearty nebula]

u sound lik squeaky toiy

noob

[hearty nebula]

this cica

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-one-at-a-time-ladies-aaron-if-he-was-a-cat-funny-cat-gif-565648516443483223

[hexed igloo]

Bro got the vtuber voice 💀💀

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069423231695589456/1306166549916418070/crackbert3.gif

[hexed igloo]

Me when I smoke a j through my asshole

[mighty root]

Butt huffing doobies

[hexed igloo]

How else am I meant to take percs

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[hexed igloo]

Speaking of pirated software and media files, I've been playing bloodborne on my pc

[hexed igloo]

Only issues spotted so far
1- game stutters a little, bit worse if I'm sprinting, probably just rendering issue
2 - at some point my top hat turned bright pink, hasn't happened with any other clothes lmao

[obsidian prairie]

I think 2 is an upside

[hearty nebula]

real

[hexed igloo]

It's pretty funny

[mighty root]

I love patois

[hexed igloo]

Otherwise emulator works crazy good, wasn't too hard to get working

Just a mod to fix vertex explosions and we gucci

[mighty root]

mi cyan wait fi kiss yuh

[hearty nebula]

im boutta bcom public enemy #1

[hearty nebula]

WEEZER SUCKS ASS

[hexed igloo]

When you right you right

[obsidian prairie]

Weezer isn't terrible

Its just mid

[mighty root]

It’s just mid

[hearty nebula]

nah they're ass

[hexed igloo]

One of the most mid things I've ever heard

[hearty nebula]

the only good shit they've done is their covers

lmfao

[hexed igloo]

Sounds like how plain toast tastes

[placid fiber]

Welp... my options for sick food are: peanut butter, chocolate, cookies, my sub, or cheez its lol

man I don't have much for sick food >.>

[hexed igloo]

Sleep for dinner >

[placid fiber]

Yep

the cheez its are at least not upsetting my stomach much if at all

[hearty nebula]

ouppy

:D

[hearty nebula]

tghey probably both smell like shit

[placid fiber]

I could say something about the 1st 10 second of this... but I won't

[hexed igloo]

Me when projecting

[spare talon]

Is that league

[hexed igloo]

Maybe idk

[modern lintel]

you and kez having a zest off in vc yesterday

[obsidian prairie]

I love watching bears just be big dogs

[hexed igloo]

True and real

[hearty nebula]

zealot chat

[placid fiber]

but that guy has a pet bear... what a fucking chad lol

[hexed igloo]

Zealot chat, actually

[hearty nebula]

fake

we dont think here

[obsidian prairie]

Nuh uh

[placid fiber]

tru

[mighty root]

mi a go lick yuh fram head to toe

[spare talon]

Confusion

[merry flume]

me when I ice skate uphill

[hearty nebula]

blade

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/iqzeusqi-gif-2881579087136669031

[placid fiber]

lol this is pretty accurate sometimes

[hexed igloo]

Me when naked venom mod in marvel rivals

[merry flume]

venom is already naked dumby...

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/rassclaat-rass-gif-19442890

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-dagger-marvel-rivals-smack-ass-gif-5040681660103130505

[mighty root]

DAMM

[placid fiber]

why is zero suit samus slapping venom?

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[runic grotto]

Relic for h40, rampage wrath or cranial wrath?

Which should I choose

[obsidian prairie]

Cranial Wrath

[placid fiber]

this is what the pin says

so cranial wrath is my guess lol

[runic grotto]

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/whine-dutty-whine-rnsm-rnsmwrld-cheeky-gif-17783668

[hearty nebula]

a spoonful of trolling

[placid fiber]

hi knify

I got da flu tonight x.x

[acoustic dune]

my brain burn from a youtube short

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-1177376989323896638

i had this ahh ass emotion

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OiYI5vrwW_U

[placid fiber]

my keyboard has a key with this icon on it... and I have 0 idea what it does

[opal star]

is that a fucking unown

[placid fiber]

ikr?

I got a steelseries "gaming" keyboard cuz it was the cheapest wired keyboard that didn't have flat keys on it at walmart last week/earlier this week :/

[acoustic dune]

look like smth from that one french animated series

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-bro-cat-i-will-probably-not-touch-you-touch-you-gif-13102019497570159230

[acoustic dune]

i hate wireless keyboard

[placid fiber]

Same

my hand slides across flat keyed keyboards so I can't use them either lol

[opal star]

wakfu?

[acoustic dune]

no the other one

with the big head

[hearty nebula]

do not mention the forbidden series

[acoustic dune]

where the kid go digitaal

[opal star]

CODE LYOKO

[acoustic dune]

i need to watch it someday

[hearty nebula]

one of my friends grew up watching wakfu

[acoustic dune]

yarp

[hearty nebula]

and she

is absolutely cooked

[placid fiber]

idk what wakfu even is :/

lemme ask google

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-ratatouille-shocked-nostalgic-gif-5579926

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-18421608504081547171

[placid fiber]

oops opened paint instead

[acoustic dune]

sound like my kind of gal pal

[sterile stone]

Wakfu

Is that the game that's after Dofus

[acoustic dune]

(i am desperate)

[sterile stone]

Ayeee it is

There's a mmo called Dofus

[placid fiber]

ah

[sterile stone]

It's modeled after this game

[acoustic dune]

god i love the horny french

[sterile stone]

The chick with the green hair

Is like a druid race

[acoustic dune]

its a tv show

[placid fiber]

I mean... she does have a flower in her hair

[placid fiber]

so that makes sense >.>

[sterile stone]

I remember playing this as a kid

Had to stop because the game basically blocked off the area outside the starting zone

[placid fiber]

Man... I was thinking about doing some gaming today or tomorrow, before I got hit with the flu after work today

[sterile stone]

If you didn't pay the monthly membership

[acoustic dune]

you die irl/

?

[sterile stone]

I wish

I hate paying bills

[acoustic dune]

anyhow just browsing short form video bc i was flabergasted

[opal star]

"this MMORPG is free to play!"
can’t do shit without a paid membership

[acoustic dune]

pay2win as they call it

[sterile stone]

If you're looking for something to watch and have netflix

There's a anime youtube keeps pushing on me

Scissor Seven

[acoustic dune]

and its only the company thats winning

[opal star]

EVE Online

[acoustic dune]

i swear ai short talking about movie and not even having the decency to put the movie name

is smth

[sterile stone]

Me watching a yt video

[opal star]

they all do that to boost engagement by driving you to ask what the series name is

[sterile stone]

And having to search 500+ comments to find the song in the video

Because the uploader doesn't know the song or wont post it

[acoustic dune]

i need to learn to start blocking

pooptube channel

[opal star]

tiktok and its consequences on media hosting sites

[acoustic dune]

i am pretty sure the ceo of tiktok is also scared from his own product

[acoustic dune]

going on saying he wouldnt let his kids near that thing

[opal star]

hoast

[acoustic dune]

toast

[opal star]

you know what they say,

[placid fiber]

[acoustic dune]

hoast a toast?

[placid fiber]

uh... no I got nothing

[opal star]

all toasters

hoast toast

[acoustic dune]

anyhow i am seething from a youtube short

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kingbluprint-gif-21436316

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wanwan-tomato-onlinepetclub-gif-7643600655379699204

[fleet zealot]

I will stand for this

[copper hawk]

UNTRUE

Kez won that

Cuz i am . Ubermensch

[modern lintel]

uberfruit

[copper hawk]

@vernal terrace isnt dat rite ,,

[acoustic dune]

imagine for a drawing test that you have to copy off a image and you just start tracing

[copper hawk]

U got ur prize and everythib

[acoustic dune]

like wtf blud

[hearty nebula]

yall ever just

[copper hawk]

Ur prize was one havoc level

Hooway !!

[vernal terrace]

:3

[sterile stone]

Constantly browsing reddit for shit takes has got to be one of the weirdest hobbies you have

[opal star]

awesome lesbian horse

[acoustic dune]

thats not even the point of the test

[placid fiber]

I... don't get it

[sterile stone]

[copper hawk]

Kez i still cant get over how tiny ur vet was

[spare talon]

I get bored when nothing is happening at work/hell

[vernal terrace]

i love looking up to hit heads

[hearty nebula]

had to resist the urge to say something fucked

[vernal terrace]

:3

[copper hawk]

I had 2 mute my mic to giggle like a madman when i saw u looking up to kill poxwalkers

[fleet zealot]

Machine inspection

[modern lintel]

u were both literally the same height wtf

[sterile stone]

It's time to pull the fire alarm

[copper hawk]

How tall r those mfs

[hearty nebula]

paw-walkers.... :3c

[copper hawk]

I think a poxwalker might be taller than me irl

[acoustic dune]

a bussiness of doctors

[placid fiber]

what about a gnome?

[copper hawk]

[hearty nebula]

🤏 puny freak

[acoustic dune]

(they are causin mal practice)

[obsidian prairie]

Person height + like 2-3 inches cause horns

[copper hawk]

Horny freaks

[copper hawk]

(Literally)

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[hearty nebula]

kilz u wit rokc

[copper hawk]

Was that an irl eugh

[acoustic dune]

om

[copper hawk]

Or an in game eugh

[spare talon]

In game

[hearty nebula]

why did da soyker moan like tat..

[acoustic dune]

canon size ogryn

[hearty nebula]

freak...

[spare talon]

That was me playing havoc drunk as psyker

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[copper hawk]

Kilz u w

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[copper hawk]

Nvm..

[hearty nebula]

u cant kil me

noob

[modern lintel]

kills you with stoicism

[placid fiber]

Knify, I think you might need to lose a lil bit of weight

[hearty nebula]

only nobs actually enter dialog wit benny

[copper hawk]

Yah i can

Noob

[hearty nebula]

dey just shoot him in head on sight

:3c

[acoustic dune]

you mean gain

(i am smoll)

[hearty nebula]

nuh uh

ur only capabl of bein freakoid

[copper hawk]

Why do scab stalkers have no wpn dispersion

[hearty nebula]

beats u lik egg

[copper hawk]

Like aim spread

[acoustic dune]

o wow

[sterile stone]

Oh...

Okay

[acoustic dune]

darktide action figures

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[copper hawk]

LMFAO soyvengers in the bottom right

[hearty nebula]

farttide

[copper hawk]

If it isn't my fav Ancient grub Argus..

[hexed igloo]

I hope this doesn't lead to any fallout between us

Fallout new vegas

[hearty nebula]

mid

[acoustic dune]

12+

[copper hawk]

Petty Grublord 2rd Class..

[sterile stone]

If it isn't the local schizo

[hearty nebula]

i just dont like fallout games

[sterile stone]

Cica

[hearty nebula]

so

[hexed igloo]

Yeah NV sucks ass

[sterile stone]

[copper hawk]

@hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

I got through the intro to NV, realized I can't sprint, then uninstalled it

[hearty nebula]

som guy actually got mad at me becuz i said FNV is boring because i said "its still a bethesda rpg"

[hexed igloo]

Hello?

Fnv glazers a diff breed

[sterile stone]

Sprinting is a new concept to bethesda games

[hearty nebula]

nooboid type behaviour./...

[modern lintel]

fallout3> vegas

[sterile stone]

Funny enough if you wanted to move fast

Increase your fps

[acoustic dune]

i thought you said visual novel suck for a second

[sterile stone]

Your game speed was tied to your fps

[placid fiber]

wait they actually made darktide action figures?

[hexed igloo]

Literally any other game > fallout series

[copper hawk]

U rlly like callin me a freak

Proooojeeeectioooon

[hexed igloo]

I mean

[hearty nebula]

doesnt 4 and 76 got sprinting

[sterile stone]

A while ago yeah

[placid fiber]

I thought that this was 100% not real...

[acoustic dune]

well they are but snoot game my beloved

[hearty nebula]

iirc 3 and NV are the only bethesda rpgs without sprinting

[sterile stone]

How old are you?

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/gup-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-ror-ror2-gif-6201409790216913937

[hearty nebula]

25

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/snootgame-snoot-game-snoot-fang-goodbye-volcano-high-gif-2363137982080408845

[modern lintel]

chat pull up the 30 mins of cica singing skibbi christmas

[hearty nebula]

im not counting like

pre-morrowind (and morrowind)

[sterile stone]

Oblivion

[hearty nebula]

oh yeah

[hexed igloo]

Sprinting was invented in 1879

Gamers in 1878

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/i-wani-hug-that-gator-pizza-tower-olivia-wheelchair-olivia-spin-gif-7935973287952931078

[hearty nebula]

oblivion exists

but oblivion is scrunkly...

dog lvl scaling...

[acoustic dune]

did he actually?

[hexed igloo]

Incredible hot take, oblivion and fnv are both ass

[hearty nebula]

yes

[hearty nebula]

this is known

[hexed igloo]

Boring ahh games

[acoustic dune]

wow

[hexed igloo]

If I said that on reddit I'd be -800 karma instantly

[acoustic dune]

was it shit?

[placid fiber]

fair

[hearty nebula]

ok im gonna get lynched for this but skyrim is a rather impressive game for what it is

[placid fiber]

Hell... I think daggerfall had some degree of sprinting... running vs walking

[hexed igloo]

Skyrim is actually solid, or would be, if I could marry serana

[hearty nebula]

by far

out of any bethesda game

it holds up the best

[hexed igloo]

No you right

[hearty nebula]

i wouldn't say it's great though

[hexed igloo]

Skyrim ain't bad

[modern lintel]

hot take outer worlds sucked massively and more then likely the second will aswell

[hearty nebula]

but it's not

dogshit

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah cock and balls

[hearty nebula]

this isn't a hot take

this is ice cold

[sterile stone]

[placid fiber]

Yeah... unless you're willing to keybind everything... daggerfall definitely doesn't anywhere near as much...

[acoustic dune]

what reddit weirdo did this?

[hexed igloo]

Hot take we should just kill every Bethesda employee

[modern lintel]

wasnt cold enough to stop them from making a second

[hearty nebula]

i thought this was the project zomboid body temperature screen for a second

lmao

[hexed igloo]

Who the fuck uses the pz temp screen

[hearty nebula]

me bc i use like

[placid fiber]

pink

[hearty nebula]

5 billion padding on my clothes

and padding adds a fuckton of insulation

[hexed igloo]

I've never opened it and gone "oh yeah I see"

[placid fiber]

I was willing to learn how to use the dosbox for daggerfall, which was annoying lol

[acoustic dune]

i didnt know flamer are well...
flame-boyant

[hearty nebula]

so u start sweating alot

then u catch a cold

from being wet

[hexed igloo]

I deck my guy out in shorts, a hawaiian shirt, and combat boots

[hearty nebula]

i still think it's funny that the best way to manage heat in project zomboid

is to just not wear pants

at all

[hexed igloo]

Til your cock gets bitten off

[hearty nebula]

its ok i wasnt using it anyways

[spare talon]

This is correct information tho

[acoustic dune]

i mean

irl

work too

[spare talon]

They take 3x melee damage and both are considered maniac

[hexed igloo]

Indie stone gonna make kicking zombies with really long sharp toenails to get over the no pants meta

[hearty nebula]

freak

[hearty nebula]

have u seen the new plate armor in b42

its fucking awesome

[copper hawk]

Zombies have razor sharp claws

[hearty nebula]

u can get bit like 50 times and you wont take any damage

at all

[hexed igloo]

Nej, haven't played 42 yet

[copper hawk]

And diamond coated teeth

[acoustic dune]

the term going ''commando'' come from somewhere

[copper hawk]

They scratch u anyways

[placid fiber]

I was today years old when I realized pregnant man was a global emote...

[hearty nebula]

freak

[acoustic dune]

just dclaw them

duh

[sterile stone]

Alot of awful games got sequels

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783400580432265267/1310227816817758208/togif.gif

[placid fiber]

I never had any reason to look for the pregnant man emote lol

[acoustic dune]

well tbh i dont like wearing panties so eh

[sterile stone]

Nobody asked for a sequel to Rage

[acoustic dune]

yeah

[sterile stone]

Nobody asked for a sequel to dead island

[hearty nebula]

idk how this relates to the topic...

[hexed igloo]

Muscle strain from fighting kinda cringe tho, especially since they loaded every poi worth anything with 6 billion zombies

[sterile stone]

But here we are

[acoustic dune]

not having pants under my pants

[hexed igloo]

Oh god, my panties are cutting off the circulation to my balls

[placid fiber]

Probably the same for street fighter, tbh

[hearty nebula]

at least u dont get torsion

[acoustic dune]

and my father wear a kilt when he sleep

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna need you to stop posting....

[hearty nebula]

boxers are the worst thing ever...

[hexed igloo]

I did, actually

Shit sucks

[sterile stone]

Street fighter is kept alive because of it's ties to the FGC

It's like their equivalent of CoD

[acoustic dune]

well kids, now you know
never wear undies

[hearty nebula]

briefs & boyshorts where it at

[placid fiber]

I mean street fighter 1

[hearty nebula]

they peak

[acoustic dune]

its big pharma propaganda

[sterile stone]

SF1 was nice

[hearty nebula]

its not healfy for ur nuts

[sterile stone]

Whatchu mean

[hexed igloo]

Propaganda? Lemme take a proper gander at those breasts

[placid fiber]

Never played, heard of, or seen it... so idk

x.x

[hearty nebula]

u cant say that here

[acoustic dune]

well i like to go commando anyway

so idc

[hearty nebula]

the proper term is chesticles...

[sterile stone]

You've never been to a arcade?

[hexed igloo]

I can say whatever I want

[placid fiber]

as a child of 93, no x.x

[sterile stone]

Brother

You're older than me

And I've been to one

[hearty nebula]

we gotz an arcade down the street from wher i live :3

ima go der sometime this year

[sterile stone]

You missed out

[hexed igloo]

Arcades are meh, I've been to a couple and they lowkey ass

[placid fiber]

I am a shut in

[hearty nebula]

methinks it depends

[hexed igloo]

Overstimulation factory

[sterile stone]

You gotta open out

[hearty nebula]

lots of modern arcades got cool stuff like VR

[acoustic dune]

computer is all its at

[tepid sorrel]

darktide

[acoustic dune]

shartide

[hexed igloo]

Yeah why would I gamble at an arcade when I can gamble on counterstrike

[sterile stone]

Oh okay then...I guess no more hunt today

[placid fiber]

all I know is street fighter 2 was goated x.x

[hearty nebula]

?

most arcades dont use like tickets etc anymore

u just pay once

[hexed igloo]

Didn't ask

[hearty nebula]

and then u get access to all da stuff dey got

[acoustic dune]

or baletrauma

[hearty nebula]

barotrauma ass...

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[sterile stone]

What arcade used tickets?

[hexed igloo]

You're ass

[hearty nebula]

2 many

[sterile stone]

Most required quarters

[acoustic dune]

i meant the card game lads

[hexed igloo]

I have an arcade card in my wallet, has like 2k tickets on it lmap

[hearty nebula]

at least da ones i went to as a kid used tickets

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[hearty nebula]

it was weird

[sterile stone]

Like Main Event?

[placid fiber]

I'll agree I missed out on arcades :/

[hexed igloo]

Not missing out on much

[plush estuary]

when a level 50 sees me solo twins

[hearty nebula]

i mean for their like gam machiens

[acoustic dune]

in my country we dont really have arcade

[hearty nebula]

racing stuffs etcs

[acoustic dune]

its smth

weird

[hexed igloo]

Sticky floor and horrific bright flashing lights

[sterile stone]

Oh that's weird dude

[acoustic dune]

but on the rare occasion i see the arcade zone

[hearty nebula]

old racing arcade machines are so cool

[sterile stone]

I know there's a few adult oriented arcades out there that serves booze and has all the nostalgia arcade machines

[hearty nebula]

just like on a mechanical perspective

they're neat asf

[acoustic dune]

ok wait

hear me out

a aracede game

around booze

[hearty nebula]

thats normal now

[hexed igloo]

Arcade with just porn games and alcohol

Hell yeah

[hearty nebula]

becuz only old people go to arcadz now

[sterile stone]

Take a shot everytime your character does

See who wins

[acoustic dune]

as treatment or punishement

you win or lose

[hearty nebula]

a lil alcohol... as a tweat

:3

[acoustic dune]

you get booze

[placid fiber]

Is that not a thing by now?

[hearty nebula]

drinking gam rules

[hexed igloo]

Not that I've seen anywhere

[hearty nebula]

winner tak 1 shot

loser take 2

[acoustic dune]

wait ok imagine this

[placid fiber]

Kinda surprising considering the day and age we live in

[acoustic dune]

its a portal

[hearty nebula]

lightweights get pwned...

[acoustic dune]

a drinking portal

[hearty nebula]

unless ur epic drunk drivr

like me

[hexed igloo]

Yeah for real

[hearty nebula]

:3

[acoustic dune]

the arcade game is just gloryfied omegle

and you gotta out drink someone else

[hexed igloo]

2x the pedos let's go

[acoustic dune]

from the other side of da world

[placid fiber]

It would proabably just be too annoying to clean up

[acoustic dune]

(me out drinking a pedo)

[hexed igloo]

God forbid someone brings a blacklist in

[placid fiber]

[hearty nebula]

omegle was fucking horrible

good riddance that shit is gone

[placid fiber]

It'd be a crime scene fr

[acoustic dune]

when people start with there gender and age i would start talking about pom

so eh

yeah

that was smth

[hexed igloo]

Chalk outline but it's not chalk

[acoustic dune]

(idk why they were saying about there age and gender and took offense)

[sterile stone]

With how VR is now, I can wager in about the next 10 to 20 years

There will be entire places you can rent out for VR related events

[placid fiber]

I... didn't know about omegle until today :/

[hexed igloo]

I mean you can already go to vr strip clubs

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

[sterile stone]

[acoustic dune]

a vr bar

located

at an actual bar

[hexed igloo]

What the fuck is the point lmao

Yall mfs trying everything under the sun to avoid just talking to people