zealot-class

[heady rapids]

even a rando who picked every talent they could before reaching the grenades

has more soul than tanner

[sterile stone]

If only the mods could show the unhinged shit posted

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[heady rapids]

tanner isn't the only source of knowledge

[acoustic dune]

i am happy idk what you lads are babbling about

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-funny-vending-machine-gif-23048060

[acoustic dune]

he aint living rent free in my head

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-40k-spacemarine2-heresy-heretic-gif-15781539930698202487

tanner fanboys ^

[acoustic dune]

tanner's femboys

smh phill

[heady rapids]

ok lets see what i got in here

[acoustic dune]

get it right

[sterile stone]

I think alot of people are only exposed to certain facets of a person's personality

So when they're actual personality gets exposed

It seems like a shock

NArcassist do this to people

[placid fiber]

You mean like tanner's non-youtube face?

[fleet zealot]

I mean especially when that narc is schizo

You’ll always find a new low

[placid fiber]

Oh GOd

That sounds like a bottomless well

[muted pike]

I like Tanner, most the darktide videos are doodoo.

But none of the youtubers for darktide touch the vermintide top dogs, and thats no bias

[twilit otter]

I have watched tanners videos and they are like 80% of him arguing with nobody

[acoustic dune]

what are the tanner take btw?

[sterile stone]

Shower arguments are the best arguments.

[heady rapids]

i wathced his vid about that e guy and he was right but yapping so much

unwatchable

[fleet zealot]

Cause vt2 is easier

[twilit otter]

There is definitely gems of information to be picked out but he needs to chill the fuck out on his vids

[heady rapids]

vt2 is not easier

[fleet zealot]

A lot more people can be correct about vt2 cause it is much easier to solve

Sorry not easier

But easier to solve

Vt2 is solved

[heady rapids]

maybe.........

[hearty nebula]

u called?

:3c

[muted pike]

I disagree

[placid fiber]

I mean... "if you can't argue with nobody, how are you supposed to argue with somebody?" -crazy person probably

[fleet zealot]

At least DT has some debate over bis blessings

[sterile stone]

I'm willing to toss a wager and bet this is either Tanner's alt or one of his friends.

[mighty root]

Have you seen tanners sever?

[heady rapids]

ok back to actually important stuff

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254313274325995570/1286452588224708718/caption.gif

[mighty root]

It has a nsfw channel

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune

[drowsy steppe]

community manager

[muted pike]

Youtubers for darktide fail to even talk about breakpoints in depth when making guides, and thats like 99% of optimization in tide games.

[hearty nebula]

thats why it's dogshit

[acoustic dune]

sometime it make me thankfull that zealot chat is just schizo chat

[placid fiber]

I... am inclined to think that you have a massively better attitude than tanner... like... he's probably a 2/100 or 3/100(1 being the worst, 100 being the best)... you're probably at least a 30 or 40 out of 100 lol

[acoustic dune]

no

[heady rapids]

yes

[acoustic dune]

i am gonna vent you now

[acoustic dune]

pardon but what?

[hearty nebula]

i mean

the worst i do is call people noobs

[mighty root]

Didn’t he get in hot water with her? I remember hearing something about them

[twilit otter]

I am not an associate of that guy at all. He clearly has crippling assbergers but he clearly knows how to play the game

[mighty root]

Yeah

[hearty nebula]

no he doesn't

he is dog

[acoustic dune]

whats in it?

[sterile stone]

Wasn't talking about you, meant the other guy.

[mighty root]

It’s full of porn addicted restarts

[hearty nebula]

he is barely better than your average good pub

[placid fiber]

That's going off of almost real knowledge of your actual attitude past this. I am more likely to think you're at least a 50/100 or higher tho lol

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/seven-brad-pitt-box-whats-in-the-box-gif-3386206

[mighty root]

Femboys and futa

[sterile stone]

The average pub player is hardstuck malice

So that's not saying much...

[hearty nebula]

exactly

[acoustic dune]

oh i gotta see this

[runic grotto]

You don't want to know the things I can do

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-im-fr-an-eater-qazira-dog-tongue-freaky-dog-tongue-gif-14576727459878736156

[placid fiber]

Hey, sweet, I caught a rare pokemon

[hearty nebula]

tanner being "good" is such an extremely low bar

it's funny

[mighty root]

I was looking at all the chats and saw it

[acoustic dune]

i am going on the discord for like 10 min

[heady rapids]

loobug...........

[muted pike]

ChocoB

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1177689022664020090.webp?&animated=true

[acoustic dune]

and see dis shit

[acoustic dune]

flork my beloved

[placid fiber]

@sterile stone have a beeg version lol

[sterile stone]

I want to fight you

[drowsy steppe]

something like that

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-meme-dancing-food-pasta-gif-27355618

[mighty root]

You’ll have to ask for a role or something me personally I go in there in shitpost

[placid fiber]

You'd win... I am having stomach problems and have a really bad headache rn(and I took stuff for the headache like 1 hour ago) x.x

[mighty root]

In general i don’t have access to that channel

[muted pike]

ChocoB, jsat, Party Knife, etc... those guys from vt are chads

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-glorpshit-glorp-glorp-cat-alien-cat-alien-gif-9384904690345916257

[fleet zealot]

Remember

[fleet zealot]

Bite the hands that feeds you

[placid fiber]

Is that ferret roleplaying as a teddy bear?

[acoustic dune]

did you get banned or smth?

[mighty root]

Reminder I’m kinda? friends with Tanner

[mighty root]

No

I got timed out for a week

[fleet zealot]

I will not be mean

And or sassy

[placid fiber]

I'm surprised you only got that light of a punishment tbh

[mighty root]

Then unmuted

[mighty root]

Then muted again

[hearty nebula]

just remember

once a noob, always a noob

[acoustic dune]

would it be weird i have for the nsfw role immediatly after joining?

[placid fiber]

awww...

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[heady rapids]

they got face recognition

[mighty root]

Idk bro i don’t have one I just know he restricted it

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-glorpshit-glorp-glorp-cat-alien-cat-alien-gif-9384904690345916257

[acoustic dune]

OH COME ON

[mighty root]

Real we love being nice

[mighty root]

The femboy futa goon echo chamber

[hearty nebula]

ok

lets

stop discussing the turbo turd's shit gooner tastes

[acoustic dune]

oh btw futa is a slur now

[hearty nebula]

and move on

[placid fiber]

I took me a second to remember that was a warframe mod thingy

[mighty root]

WHAT

[hearty nebula]

depends on context

[vagrant ridge]

anyone wanna help a fellow zealot with just a flesh wound?

[placid fiber]

power throw that is

[placid fiber]

What?

[acoustic dune]

someone here

[hearty nebula]

they're wrong

moving on

[acoustic dune]

took offence when i said it

[hearty nebula]

this isn't a topic fit for here

so shut up

[mighty root]

This is zealot chat

[fleet zealot]

It’s not really a slur but it can be used as one and also wtf it’s zealot chat

Like trap

But once again

This is zealot chat

[hearty nebula]

listen

[acoustic dune]

back on topic

[fleet zealot]

Business meeting

[mighty root]

Back on topic of goon

[hearty nebula]

we're already getting called out too much recently

[fleet zealot]

Ignore the two kissing

[placid fiber]

I... don't know how it can be used as a slur, but, I don't want to know either x.x

[hearty nebula]

i don't want us to get in troubl....

[mighty root]

Me and @acoustic dune

[acoustic dune]

I SHOULD DRAW MORE GILF MILK MECHA MOMY TOMBOY HADRON

[hearty nebula]

tl;dr referring to trans people as one

or hermaphrodites

[fleet zealot]

Using it against a trans woman mostly

[mighty root]

The dog meetup

[acoustic dune]

ill go get the vid

[placid fiber]

but... God I hate people, that's really a low low...

[mighty root]

The what

Vid?

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[mighty root]

Vid of us?

[hearty nebula]

i stole it

[fleet zealot]

Caught in 4k

[hearty nebula]

its mine now

owned

noob

[left barn]

emperor protects

[placid fiber]

wait I think I put worms in it

[acoustic dune]

it was from brazil?

[mighty root]

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/slorp-platinumsparkles-platinum-sparkles-worm-gif-3321824494327143028

[mighty root]

Checks out

[muted pike]

There needs to be an actual theorycrafter that plays and makes darktide videos

[fleet zealot]

Zoinked out on that salmon oil

[muted pike]

There isnt one

[hearty nebula]

i put worms in you

dog pc

[mighty root]

Full of worms

[fleet zealot]

It should be me but my pc is old and im lazy

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-creepy-gif-11844500

[mighty root]

NO

[acoustic dune]

||https://imgur.com/some-hand-drawn-frame-by-frame-cancer-qu9yjgj||

there

fuck

[hearty nebula]

those aren't worms

noob

[acoustic dune]

nsfw

[mighty root]

NSFW?

[hearty nebula]

stop posting nsfw moron

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ds9-deep-space-9-star-trek-worms-dinner-gif-14856557203314151153

[hearty nebula]

some of those are worms

[acoustic dune]

maybe they are slug

[placid fiber]

Woo, I did better x.x

[acoustic dune]

see it for yourself big boy

[hearty nebula]

like u

[acoustic dune]

ok worm

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/snorlock-dance-adventure-time-gif-26510228

anyhow

back to normal zealot chat

[light badge]

@copper hawk YOU SMELL YUCKY

[hearty nebula]

that is not slug

[runic grotto]

wdym

[hearty nebula]

that is snail...

noob...

[light badge]

STINKBOY

[runic grotto]

This is normal zealot chat

[vagrant ridge]

anyone wanna help me with just a flesh light?

[copper hawk]

fyre

[vagrant ridge]

*wound

[copper hawk]

Y U SAY DIS TO ME

[heady rapids]

?>>

freudian slip

[light badge]

Drunk

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-your-body-slippery-oopsie-kick-out-hips-gif-10086028585884290411

[light badge]

But also

Cuz u left Dorn server

[hearty nebula]

its ok i say u smell epic

[light badge]

And it makes me sad

[hearty nebula]

like uhhhhhb

cinnamon

[light badge]

Cuz I'm more active there and I miss u

[placid fiber]

Oh come on, don't make hahnda sad

[hearty nebula]

i dont blame cica some of the people there were

[placid fiber]

That's cringe

[hearty nebula]

very bumpy weird

[acoustic dune]

give him a flower then

stinky

[mighty root]

Yes daddy

[hearty nebula]

even for people who hang around dorn lmao

i left within like hours

[acoustic dune]

is tintin still there

[hearty nebula]

idk

and idc

[acoustic dune]

(i am gonna be honest dorn is not one of my fav person)

[hearty nebula]

met worse

dorn's not exactly a shining beacon but he's certainly not the worst person i've met

[light badge]

Dorn is just a bitter 28 year old euro, not exactly the worst ever

[jagged cradle]

Makes us sad

[hearty nebula]

at least some basic morals

[mighty root]

Can I join the cool sever?

[hearty nebula]

no

[mighty root]

[hearty nebula]

you like tanner

[mighty root]

[hearty nebula]

incapable of joining

[acoustic dune]

also tanner friend

[mighty root]

Never said liked

[acoustic dune]

dont forget that

[hearty nebula]

ur literally friends with him

[placid fiber]

morals? in 2025? Is that even possible?

[mighty root]

Proof?

[jagged cradle]

Hell no

[hearty nebula]

read the bible

[red swift]

I went into a blight spreads 40 as martyrdom benediction and I got flamed 😦

[mighty root]

They think I’m the worst

[hearty nebula]

it is a good philosophy book

[placid fiber]

I know lol

[hearty nebula]

occasionally*

[jagged cradle]

You are

Bad

[mighty root]

That was so rude

[jagged cradle]

At the video game

And as a person

[acoustic dune]

speaking of books

[placid fiber]

tru, it does a lot of murdification in it as well

[hearty nebula]

fyre isn't an awful person

[mighty root]

He’s wrong you know

[hearty nebula]

he's just

mildly annoying sometimes

but yeah he's also noob

[light badge]

@jagged cradle why do we not like Fyre again?

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L5tjscy85U

[light badge]

I forgot the drama

[acoustic dune]

SAM O NELLA

WOOOOOOOOOO

[jagged cradle]

He’s annoying I’m pretty sure

[hearty nebula]

i cant believe it's been a year since sam's last upload....

smh lazy youtuber....

[mighty root]

Ngl i can’t tell if this is bait or just actual toxicity

[light badge]

I haven't interacted with him much so I have no opinion

[jagged cradle]

Mindless bickering or something like that

[jagged cradle]

Me either

[light badge]

Oh

[mighty root]

[hearty nebula]

what books

[light badge]

The way you were saying that sounded like

Personal

[jagged cradle]

That’s the point

[acoustic dune]

the books that sam o nella cower

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWVcUP058WQ

[hearty nebula]

yeah i saw that

super cool lol

[acoustic dune]

i cant believe sam o nella

[hearty nebula]

sam is just based

[acoustic dune]

vlog himself

[acoustic dune]

without clothe

[jagged cradle]

I just don’t care to like fyre that’s all

[acoustic dune]

0h ey a albina ferrett

[fleet zealot]

You all make me feel better about myself

[mighty root]

“I don’t like you!” “Have you ever actually like talked to me before like in vc or when I’m not goofing off?” “No”

All I will say

[placid fiber]

Okay, but, counterpoint: smol deer

[fleet zealot]

Cause im not as bad as you

[heady rapids]

isnt that a sin

[light badge]

Ur a sin

[jagged cradle]

Yeah that’s about it

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-baby-deer-ear-gif-13901981

[light badge]

U sinny sinful sinslut

[acoustic dune]

ey i am not THAT bad

i am not that bumpy n weird

[placid fiber]

Behold... 3 inch deer

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/no-comment-quiet-mute-mute-deer-pause-gif-3676484987657574386

[mighty root]

That’s just stupid I hate that you have a terrible avatar of me

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/reginald-angry-eating-angry-eating-monster-house-gif-20013301

[placid fiber]

isn't that one like... 14 inches long or something? lol

[hearty nebula]

free out of context images yipee

[light badge]

Yeah lol

[jagged cradle]

Hey what can I say you’re just not likable

[light badge]

dikdiks are tiny little things

[acoustic dune]

why does the deer have a chad hairstyle

[hearty nebula]

no way

[mighty root]

Yeah that’s just plain toxic man come on

[hearty nebula]

kabar....

[hearty nebula]

why he so :3

[placid fiber]

because... it's more manly than either of us will ever be

[jagged cradle]

It’s not toxic at all

[mighty root]

Uh

[jagged cradle]

It’s simply what it is

[hearty nebula]

it's a bit toxic

[jagged cradle]

I just don’t like you

No hate or anything

[mighty root]

Ok

[hearty nebula]

wire being bumpy weird as per usual...

[acoustic dune]

ok you two better kiss it out

[placid fiber]

Huh... I never could have guessed

[fleet zealot]

I am toxic

[jagged cradle]

Crazy concept for you to understand

[hearty nebula]

yea.. .cant believ u blo-

[placid fiber]

Same

[hearty nebula]

OMG

ITS MAJOR GENERAL

[fleet zealot]

Im fucking dying from toxins

[hearty nebula]

:DDD

[jagged cradle]

But it’s what it is at face value

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-ikea-ikea-shark-ikea-shonk-shark-gif-23977116

[jagged cradle]

Love you too

[mighty root]

@stone fern

[placid fiber]

Me and bandit proclaiming our birthrights as kings of the toxic zealots

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-good-night-gn-tuck-in-shark-gif-8190000643579181094

[mighty root]

[placid fiber]

before getting immediately skewered by the actual toxic ones

[mighty root]

Be nice to me

[acoustic dune]

can i be the pope?

[jagged cradle]

I have no reason to be nice to you

[placid fiber]

Can you be mean to me? :3

[mighty root]

So much hatred in his heart

[jagged cradle]

No thank you stay far away from me

[drowsy steppe]

I feel like theres no point in looking for validation with the wrong people..

[light badge]

I wish I had eggs

[remote lark]

hi gamers

[sinful glen]

just validate yourself

[placid fiber]

Just go find a chicken

[misty ravine]

There's no gamers here

[remote lark]

ur right

[light badge]

No like

[remote lark]

U all stink

[light badge]

Human eggs

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982229685675102228/1275433773647007846/IMG_6351.gif

[placid fiber]

Did I stutter?

[light badge]

My womb is barren and it sucks

[drowsy steppe]

anyways evil autism (me)

[remote lark]

Ok bruh

[placid fiber]

Also: That sucks, when people actually want that

[remote lark]

meow

[misty ravine]

If they don't validate you, they are by definition the wrong people. QED

[hearty nebula]

mfs be like "it costs nothing to be nice". as if hating aint free too

[light badge]

I guess no condoms is a plus though

kind of a W

[drowsy steppe]

so true

[sinful glen]

validate me now or you are wrong !

[remote lark]

barkcoded

isn't that right fyre

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-or-your-angel-cat-gif-14526584848429040568

[light badge]

Barcoded stamps SKU on ur forehead

[remote lark]

ack

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

o god meow is here

[placid fiber]

I'm fucking dying over here

[acoustic dune]

back to the hole i go

[placid fiber]

Sorry about the other thing, but, what you just said was hilarious

[remote lark]

Wtf

H40?

[frozen kernel]

Hey hi how are ya

[spare talon]

yea

[frozen kernel]

I was diving

[remote lark]

3 man??

[spare talon]

yeah

[remote lark]

Why tho

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-dance-dance-till-die-woppi-suppi-gif-18186380735430151494

[remote lark]

Masochist

Sounds fun tho

[mighty root]

I did a 3 man speedrun on archivum

Was fun

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/taliesin-evitel-just-for-lols-gif-19773352

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/breadwitchery-harley-uwu-uwu-fingers-fingers-gif-17193151

u rn

[acoustic dune]

how do they breed?

[misty nova]

92 Team Score bot

[frozen kernel]

I didnt even see that

[drowsy steppe]

I did a 4 man turned 3 man havoc 40 on dark communion

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-gif-26664533

[drowsy steppe]

it was a slog but ultimately doable

[placid fiber]

Man... idk how ur gonna find the thumbs up piece...

[mighty root]

We had an airlock kill the 2 of the assassination bosses at the same time

[acoustic dune]

did you ever take someone havoc virginity?

[light badge]

I love how the parents are male/female coded

[hearty nebula]

warfreak 1999

[sinful glen]

if i was a piece like that id be thumbs up piece

[hearty nebula]

thank you digital extremes

[placid fiber]

whilet he child is whatever the fuck that is coded

[mighty root]

I can’t get into warframe

[placid fiber]

basically it's what the inside of my mind looks like I'm guessing @light badge

[mighty root]

Dogs

[placid fiber]

cuz my mind has tons of jagged edges... that hurt me specifically

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-tortoise-borat-whattypeofdog-gif-4089564

[placid fiber]

great dane

or maybe it's a dalmation...

[muted pike]

Aight, I think I got Bolt Pistol bps figured out.

Can 1 shot body shot a trapper/bomber/sniper from across the map, no crit.

All other specials but mutant are 2 shot body shot.

I just wish I could 1 shot body shot dogs from any distance

[fleet zealot]

Mutant doesn’t matter so much

[acoustic dune]

can we hab ferret kissing?

and or stealing stuff

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/diplein-mutant-body-talk-side-effects-gif-24485531

[hearty nebula]

The only time mutants are a really big deal is like

waves of mutants modifier

[muted pike]

If you hit weakpoint I'm p sure all specials are 1 shot

[remote lark]

did u test this with or without puncture

[hearty nebula]

and dogs are easy enough to deal with, even on hunting grounds

[placid fiber]

especially when you have 200 ping x.x

[muted pike]

With

[fleet zealot]

Maniac is needed i know

[remote lark]

good nvm then

[copper hawk]

Whar u drinkin

[fleet zealot]

But i prefer elites over unarmored

[acoustic dune]

oh btw phill

[copper hawk]

:3

[acoustic dune]

sorry to be a botherr

[copper hawk]

Troo..

[remote lark]

Hi cica

[copper hawk]

Tanks pookling

[muted pike]

I didnt include weakpoints

[acoustic dune]

but you know a good film to watch? @placid fiber

[placid fiber]

Uh

Um

Uh

lotr

[acoustic dune]

no

[placid fiber]

uh

the goonies

[muted pike]

I just melee like crazy, quickswap mad quick and use the aim assist you get from quick-scoping to quickly fire my pistol before swapping back to melee

[copper hawk]

The ping

The meme i posted after

[muted pike]

So being able to 1 shot with a body shot is key

[hearty nebula]

Or the game decides to do this to you

[frozen kernel]

o

SCROLLING

[copper hawk]

@frozen kernel

[light badge]

Weed, and blue hawaiian

[copper hawk]

I throw BRICKE at u

[frozen kernel]

also

[placid fiber]

but uh... I can't tell you how many muties went through my oggy that run :/

[light badge]

Is funnnnnnnnnnnnn

[acoustic dune]

the what

[placid fiber]

Perfect, go watch it

[fleet zealot]

Ehh

[acoustic dune]

watched the princess bride today

[muted pike]

And bolt pistol 1 shot body shots everything dangerous across the map while having significantly more ammo than the revolver

[fleet zealot]

With run and gun

[copper hawk]

What's blue Hawaiian

[hearty nebula]

noob level curio...

[fleet zealot]

Headshotting from base is east

[frozen kernel]

I BOOTED DARKTIDE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 12/21

[fleet zealot]

You should always go for headshot

[placid fiber]

Oof

[light badge]

Orange wine with like, lime and coconut flavorings

[fleet zealot]

You dont even need ads run and gun just makes hipfire even easier

[acoustic dune]

the glowup

[hearty nebula]

yea idk why tf it does this

[muted pike]

Headshot 🤮
1 shot body shot across map 👍

[frozen kernel]

Lazy bastard doesnt sell 3's

[fleet zealot]

Cousinokri did some showcasing of hipfire bistol

[heady rapids]

wtf

disco elysium guy

[hearty nebula]

simply obtain one

[placid fiber]

Probably for the same reason like 30 muties went right through my oggy :/

[remote lark]

revolver still better

[fleet zealot]

1 shot headshot across the map?

[frozen kernel]

Every single character except my zealot has multiple lol

[acoustic dune]

its him before n after

[frozen kernel]

And ogryn doesnt even need them

[fleet zealot]

Revolver is boring and unethical

[frozen kernel]

Fat fuck

[remote lark]

ok and

[hearty nebula]

Fucking obese lardass

[hearty nebula]

:3

[light badge]

@copper hawk

[fleet zealot]

Bolt pistol is superior ethically and morally for the soul

[muted pike]

I dont like picking up ammo

[copper hawk]

hrmz

[sinful glen]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-steam-harrier-du-bois-gif-2534418441026084974

[hearty nebula]

this sounds like it would give me a nasty stomachache

[remote lark]

That looks good

[muted pike]

So the ammo efficiency is huge for me

[copper hawk]

do u mix it with anything ?

[frozen kernel]

My zealot's jordans are fake

[hearty nebula]

but it would be delicious

and i'd drink the whole bottle

[acoustic dune]

i only like the cowboy revolver

[frozen kernel]

+3 stam but it's only 400

[acoustic dune]

magdump stuff

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-noo-no-scream-yell-gif-26307843

[remote lark]

revolver onrshots things BP can't so it's more or less the same depending on how u use it

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783400580432265267/1310227816817758208/togif.gif

[remote lark]

who cares tho

bpistol sounds better

[frozen kernel]

BOOM

[remote lark]

[muted pike]

Any specials it can 1 shot body shot that bolt pistol cant?

[hearty nebula]

My only gripe with revolver is how like

tinny it sounds

on low mag

[remote lark]

why would you aim for the body

I hit the head

[muted pike]

I dont aim

[acoustic dune]

tbh revolver need a buff it need to be able to one shot the dhost

[hearty nebula]

skill issue

[remote lark]

if u don't aim then breakpoints don't matter

[lean fern]

i saw that

[hearty nebula]

ya

[remote lark]

fr

[hearty nebula]

stop worrying about bp's if you don't even aim

[muted pike]

This is my method

[acoustic dune]

saw waht?

[hearty nebula]

Just go full melee then

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-at-you-gif-1693404535541998110

[placid fiber]

so... you're like me... but without adding effort to at least try to aim?

[hearty nebula]

it will be infinitely easier on you

[muted pike]

This is wrong

[remote lark]

no it's not

[muted pike]

It is

[hearty nebula]

weakpoint damage is such a massive part of doing good damage

if you think otherwise

you reserve no right to speak on bp's

[muted pike]

Overkill damage

[remote lark]

if u purposefully avoid hitting weak spots you're just bad. It's not a playstyle it's a cope.

[hearty nebula]

overkill damage is really only a thing on lower difficulty for the most part

get off malice

nooble...

[placid fiber]

I might have bad aim but I at least try to hit weakspots x.x

[gleaming kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-several-people-are-typing-gif-15407184

[remote lark]

overkill damage doesn't exist in higher difficulties cause bps are really tight

[lean fern]

like this post if you aim for the tail instead of the yellow spot on burgle

[kind estuary]

#zealot-class message

[heady rapids]

i once had a ps5 vet lasering maulers with headshots.................. what that aim assist do.........

on a RECON

[remote lark]

but to make your life easier @muted pike

there's a BP calculator in pins

u should try it

[kind estuary]

whoops. IDK where I'm at

[acoustic dune]

that is stupid

[gleaming kelp]

I shoot the face because it's always barfing on me.

[acoustic dune]

just dont let them shoot

smh

[kind estuary]

yes

[placid fiber]

I... take overkill damage into account 0% of the time. I take trying to kill the enemy instead of minimize my overkill damage 100% of the time.

[muted pike]

I'm not purposefully avoiding weakpoints.

I am fighting a mixed horde and there are 10 specials, I want to reliably kill trappers/bombers/snipers/dogs asap regardless of distance and shot placement.

[acoustic dune]

deflector is a neat trick but it would be far better that i dont get shot

at all

[hearty nebula]

simply fotf them

[placid fiber]

I'd rather have a dead target than an enemy attacking me

[remote lark]

to each their own

for most players bodyshot breakpoints don't matter because they are immediately outshined by aiming for the head

[kind estuary]

yes

[hearty nebula]

tl;dr learn target priority

[kind estuary]

but meme funny

[acoustic dune]

ok now lets kiss

[remote lark]

but if that's what you're after

have u considered boltgun

[gleaming kelp]

I guess if there were more "on hit" blessings but most of the good ones require weakspots.

[placid fiber]

What okri does is find a height where the bpistol hits a headshot and then uses the movement keys to get more headshots against the elites, rather than trying to mouse aim at the other ones when possible

[muted pike]

Yeah, made sure I hit the 1hko bps for weakspot hits on targets I can't 1hko with a body shot

[remote lark]

With the animation cancel bolter pull out time is about the same as bistol

And it also oneshots specialists to body with puncture

[hearty nebula]

^ just throw a knife

[remote lark]

As well as being able to kill 3 crushers a clip

Also has more ammo

[hearty nebula]

that reminds me

i need to change my boltgun over to carap damage

[remote lark]

dont

[hearty nebula]

ty lumi

[remote lark]

it doesn't hit any more breakpoints

[acoustic dune]

twice or thrice max

[gleaming kelp]

what if....you have no knives left

[placid fiber]

THROW A KNIFE

[hearty nebula]

pick up ammo

[remote lark]

U can only kill a 4th crusher if u take cara elites and that kill str blessing

[hearty nebula]

or stop wasting them

[acoustic dune]

kill a specialist and throw a knife

duh

[placid fiber]

isn't it only elites that give knives back?

[remote lark]

yes

[hearty nebula]

i guess i just got shit aim then cuz i've been incapable of killing even 2 crushers with a magdump

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-cute-squishy-gif-23788023

[acoustic dune]

smug mf

[remote lark]

shatter puncture

[placid fiber]

that's what I thought

[hearty nebula]

ya, that's what i run

with flak+unyield

[remote lark]

weirdge

I'd take elites instead of flak

would help

[hearty nebula]

yeah prob

[acoustic dune]

tbh i like my unyeld on melee only

i like to fuckk the boss

[hearty nebula]

idk how much flak is even helping ngl

[gleaming kelp]

I only pug so I either need all my knives because no one wants to kill elites and specials or I end up wasting them because the team is a hair trigger faster than me, no in between.

[acoustic dune]

personally

except the slug

that bitch got a command grab

[hearty nebula]

actually

[placid fiber]

maulers

[remote lark]

I can just never justify spending like 50 bullets on a boss I could kill with melee

^^

[muted pike]

So I got knives to 1hko on weakpoint any non-mutant special, bolt pistol to do the same, and bolt pistol can 1 shot body shot bombers/snipers/trappers

[hearty nebula]

maulers are already easy to deal with without a boltgun magdump

[copper hawk]

last chumsmas

[remote lark]

Did u see my bolter suggestion

[copper hawk]

i gave u my gnarp

[placid fiber]

that's all I got besides maybe gunners at a long range

[copper hawk]

the vry next slay

u gleebled away

[acoustic dune]

its more personal but i can only range with vet

[hearty nebula]

yeah cuz ur being glorpy

noob...

[acoustic dune]

if only WE GET A LMG FOR THE VET

LIKE COME ON

[copper hawk]

u would gleeble my gnarp away

U WOULD !

[remote lark]

Bolter hits same bps and has more ammo and can kill ctushers

[acoustic dune]

A LASY LMG

COME ON

[placid fiber]

It's that or when you actually can precise aim a gunner... which is more a vet thing

[heady rapids]

did they ever fix manstopper knives

[acoustic dune]

what?

[hearty nebula]

I just slide towards gunners & fotf them lmao

[gleaming kelp]

we should be able to steal nodes.....shock trooper on zealot would be fun.

[muted pike]

My melee can kill crushers.

That said, bolter can mag dump into a boss and thats a hell of a lot faster ttk than my melee

[acoustic dune]

that one heavy electrode on psycher on zealot

[copper hawk]

electrode ?

[placid fiber]

I was just thinking of places that flak was possibly able to help, not things you would actually end up using em for x.x

[heady rapids]

the one that deals 50 dmg?

[copper hawk]

@modern lintel wt ?

[gleaming kelp]

multiclass when chubby tropical fish

[acoustic dune]

the sub smite skill thing

[hearty nebula]

they mean the shitty stun that smykers have access too

the one that is like

literally not even a stun

[remote lark]

if ur backed into a corner or something being able to instakill 3 crushers is valuable

[hearty nebula]

it's a stagger

like tiny stagger

[remote lark]

and yeah puncture + shatter gives insane boss dmg from bleed

[copper hawk]

i should

[remote lark]

but uh... nothing should have higher ttk on bosses than your melee

[copper hawk]

stagger u.

[modern lintel]

maybe in like hour going to finish my dinner and mald on youtube for a min

[copper hawk]

kk

i might get sushi as well

lmk when u wanna toys

[hearty nebula]

i can toys too....

soon

i do a damnation rq

[acoustic dune]

furry

[modern lintel]

tough day of carrying cica w relic while theyre a relic hater

[hearty nebula]

this is known

[jagged cradle]

Would you recommend wt to me?

[placid fiber]

There I made beeg version for you

[remote lark]

ty

[placid fiber]

It's just a worse version of that x.x

[muted pike]

Issue is I run Crusher

[copper hawk]

uh no

probably not

war thunder is a slop game

[remote lark]

I thought crusher had good dps but maybe idk I don't play it

[placid fiber]

I found out recently I can open the link from emoji reactions on top of when the emojis are posted

[jagged cradle]

I love slop :(

[mighty root]

Y’all fw my cooking

[remote lark]

Ye

[copper hawk]

it's not a good slop game

[modern lintel]

you already have enough soul draining games like darktide

[acoustic dune]

wheres soup

[mighty root]

It’s friggin delish

[copper hawk]

troo..

unepic do u have me on steam

[muted pike]

No weapon I'd rather be backed into a corner with than crusher

[jagged cradle]

And forhonor

[placid fiber]

if I wasn't sick to my stomach rn I would be hungry from this x.x

[copper hawk]

if not and u dont wanna add me what other games do u have

[jagged cradle]

What’s one more

[copper hawk]

ooooh right

ur xbox

GRAAAH

[mighty root]

The only soup I make is potato and and French onion

[copper hawk]

KILLS U FUCKIN DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[modern lintel]

NOOB

[acoustic dune]

french???

[placid fiber]

Hey, don't threaten them with a good time

[mighty root]

Yes

[jagged cradle]

Did I add you on steam cica I don’t remember if I did

[modern lintel]

i do have a steam iv used like twice tho i dont remember the login or name tho

[gleaming kelp]

Knocking everyone on their ass with an activated light is pretty schweet

[mighty root]

Last slop game i played was for honor

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE70jrhOrjk

[mighty root]

And destiny

[acoustic dune]

atleast its not chiv 2 or mordhau

[jagged cradle]

Chiv 2 is good slop

[mighty root]

I wanna get chiv 2 I have mordhau

[acoustic dune]

the community stinky

[uneven galleon]

furry??!?!?!

[remote lark]

awrf

[jagged cradle]

Then don’t interact with the community dum dum

That shrimple

[modern lintel]

significant downgrade if you like drip

[acoustic dune]

but seriously the reason i dont play chiv 2 is bc i cant change keybind and how toxic player can ddos pub server

[mighty root]

What has more players

[acoustic dune]

bc they dont like someone

[modern lintel]

chiv

[mighty root]

Don’t the mordhau devs literally smoke crack

[opaque island]

as long as you stay out of the social servers and play on the 300/mage servers you'll avoid the worst of the toxicity

[acoustic dune]

you are wrong on that

[placid fiber]

What has more ending them rightly?

[acoustic dune]

mordhau drip is kek

[mighty root]

I saw a tweet with the main dev with a pipe

[modern lintel]

chiv2 also no longer being developed mord devs so far have still managed to pump out atleast one semi ok update a year

[acoustic dune]

god that one chiv 2 vid still give me horrandous taste on chiv 2

then again

i play mordhau

[mighty root]

I remember when chiv was spin to win

[opaque island]

which one? you say that like its a video i should have seen

[modern lintel]

iv also played alot of chiv1

[acoustic dune]

lemme go get the link

[modern lintel]

iv atleast 1000 hours on chiv1 and mord prob closer to 2k on chiv2

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xidWUYFWlhY

ok there

[modern lintel]

mord has more complexity out of all of them

[acoustic dune]

tldr community suck the duel server suck

[opaque island]

4 hours holy shit

[modern lintel]

if i have to see this video posted one more time im peeling the skin from your finger

[placid fiber]

You missed the opportunity to say it has mord complexity

[acoustic dune]

mostly about famous toxic group

[mighty root]

I used too be obsessed with chiv1 and dick Cheney

[acoustic dune]

and the hack scene

and the manhunt

[opaque island]

the something awful forums guys? I forget what they're moniker is

[acoustic dune]

and how ban apeal suck

[mighty root]

I would charge into battle yelling about him

[opaque island]

Goon squad actually I think

I think im misremembering which forum its from

[acoustic dune]

the smth smmth refrencing about the klu clus klan

[mighty root]

Goon squad 😭

[acoustic dune]

orange man smth

[opaque island]

im not even making a goon joke

[mighty root]

I know

[acoustic dune]

anyhow

[mighty root]

You silly billy

[acoustic dune]

mordhau drip

[mighty root]

That’s awesome

[copper hawk]

i dont thik u did

idr

u hatez me so u probz DIDNT

grr..

[mighty root]

Yeah chiv doesn’t compare

[acoustic dune]

i love mixing and matching

[heady rapids]

imagine playing mord and not making your char a gnome

[opaque island]

is mordhau still popular enough to hop on and find a decent filled server?

[acoustic dune]

consider the following

big

daddy

[acoustic dune]

depend

the euro scene or

[jagged cradle]

I literally sent you music like an hour ago

[acoustic dune]

american

[opaque island]

im american

[placid fiber]

cheese?

https://tenor.com/view/lick-yummy-lazy-cat-cheese-gif-16073651

[hard nexus]

meeeeeeeee

[placid fiber]

real wolp ^

[jagged cradle]

Oh it’s bumpy weird meow

[placid fiber]

Just ask about why eviscerator

[acoustic dune]

well should still be alive

heres the euro scene

[acoustic dune]

bumpy weird

zealot chat

lady and gents

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[acoustic dune]

me when hadron

(i want to bath in her sacred oil)

[placid fiber]

this is what google says lol

[acoustic dune]

o ey phill

i forgot i took screenshot of these

[placid fiber]

I think u should see a doctor if it's that color

oh

that's from stan

[jagged cradle]

Can you send me a friend request:3

[misty mason]

I hate trying to get assists mang

[drowsy steppe]

hate stan

[opaque island]

im taking psychological damage rn

please stop

[acoustic dune]

last one

[mighty root]

The pie one isn’t bad

[opaque island]

wdym it looks like slop

[acoustic dune]

is it even a pie

[placid fiber]

I think that's mac n cheese

[mighty root]

Looks like pecan pie with vanilla ice cream

[placid fiber]

oh the bottom one?

[acoustic dune]

n-no... its a pie

also who eat max n cheese with ketchup

[mighty root]

Looks like how I’d eat it at least but all the others are nasty

[copper hawk]

mm deep fried sloppe !

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/food-foodie-delicious-homemade-foodiegram-gif-23154998

[acoustic dune]

good timing

[mighty root]

What is that

[placid fiber]

I thought fyre was talking about the top one not teh bottom one lol

[opaque island]

how does taco not have food poisoning

[mighty root]

@hushed knoll how did you eat that frozen piece of food

[acoustic dune]

WTF

[opaque island]

hate

[mighty root]

Hey bubby

[opaque island]

how dare you take an animals life that was given for that piece of meat and disrespect it in such a way

[mighty root]

We’re going make you normal

[opaque island]

first off, what is normal?

[opaque island]

this one isnt actually that bad

no more milky fingers

[acoustic dune]

WHY IS THERE A SPOON

[hearty nebula]

can we kill this guy with hammers

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/not-those-men-kingdom-of-heaven-army-gif-16618294

[mighty root]

Ok real

[acoustic dune]

is that mold?

[mighty root]

The slop

The meal

[light badge]

Yeah huh

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/the-meal-bruhmoment-robustar-funny-gif-20116727

@opaque island eat this

[frozen kernel]

BR1 is tough man 😔

[drowsy steppe]

hate stan

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/the-beverage-sparklesip-the-drink-swag-meal-the-meal-gif-25421049

[modern lintel]

i lied sorry my top guys got on and want me on dayZ

[opaque island]

probably tastes amazing

[mighty root]

I’m sure it will

[modern lintel]

mr yea iv got like rank 3 tanks

[frozen kernel]

Ive played up to rank 3

The account that's tied to my steam has nuthin

[acoustic dune]

god he has some blad ass looking food pic

[modern lintel]

catastrophe

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/sst-smackdown-fork-gizmocat-gizmo-gif-21268919

[opaque island]

I dont recognize anyone in these clips, is this EU server mostly? not saying US servers arent guilty of this shit too

[frozen kernel]

Im saved from playing wt

[frozen kernel]

Some would call it a blessing

[copper hawk]

otayz,

have fun !!

[remote lark]

@copper hawk

zicatrice.....

[light badge]

CITRUS @copper hawk

[acoustic dune]

the pooptuber is english so prob mostly eu shit

[drowsy steppe]

aaaah another video essay to eat my food to

[acoustic dune]

FEMBOY STAN???

[delicate shadow]

do not.

[acoustic dune]

do not what?

[drowsy steppe]

I may have said this too soon

bro its 4 hours long

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-do-not-cat-dangerous-individual-man-dancing-while-cat-threatens-your-family-gif-26522356

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-gif-10652778227896442218

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/nIIr5gK9Irw vibes

god I love bards

[mighty root]

You can see his birth control

[acoustic dune]

what does this mean?

[drowsy steppe]

attention seeking

[mighty root]

Eating corn starch

https://tenor.com/view/starch-corn-yummy-gif-8783591394215697785

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-cat-cat-sniff-check-gif-17028696444617079935

[acoustic dune]

i am a third ther

[mighty root]

Dude just boil some actual potatoes

It’s not hard

[acoustic dune]

ikr>

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

me to U

[mighty root]

That one’s not bad

[copper hawk]

u SMELLY

[mighty root]

Ok

[light badge]

I SMELL LIKE SOAP

[mighty root]

Bro

[light badge]

FUCK U

ROOD

[copper hawk]

SMELLY soap

[mighty root]

Why does it look like that

[light badge]

CLEAN SOAP

U TWIT

[copper hawk]

STIMKY soape . TAKE A SHOWAR YOUNG LADY !

[mighty root]

Twinks are arguing

[copper hawk]

oh my FOUL

[mighty root]

The slop

[light badge]

I SHOWER DAILY

[copper hawk]

not 2day .

[mighty root]

What is that supposed to be

[light badge]

Twink and woman argue, who's winning the twerk off

[jagged cradle]

Why do you always have to argue just go clean yourself for once

[mighty root]

Whoever has more cake

[copper hawk]

the femboy twink obv

my ouppyboy rizz is immeowculate

ur girlstink standz no chance

get mogged .

[acoustic dune]

ok thats all the food post

froms tan

[mighty root]

Whoever can make it calp the loudest

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-bateman-cute-explaining-gif-25169578

[light badge]

Call 😭

[copper hawk]

downvote

[light badge]

Bouta fucking attract whales with my ass

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

fyre made it weird..

[mighty root]

My fault og

[light badge]

My shit don't clap it just kinda jiggles sensually

Quality over quantity breasties

[jagged cradle]

No one needs to know that