zealot-class

[drowsy steppe]

mmmm playtester frames...

[stone fern]

tbh

[drowsy steppe]

mmmm the playtester frame flex

[stone fern]

id jump off a building if someone had me play warren or a map i hated full time

[merry flume]

less about the amount you're being paid and more about finding people that aren't bonkers

[thorn sable]

Only loons are willing to play the same game for thousands of hours year after year

[merry flume]

also an NDA doesn't really mean shit when the person isn't being compensated

oh no i got blacklisted at...

[stone fern]

y-yeah

[thorn sable]

That’s not how contract law works

[stone fern]

crazy people

who would do that

[grizzled aspen]

Lawsuits exist.

:P

[merry flume]

if i signed an NDA and i wasn't beijng paid for anything i would have no moral obligation to actually abide by it

not like ur paying me

[stone fern]

:p like fatshark is gonna spend 2million suing someone across the planet

yeah okie froggie

[thorn sable]

This is the actual reason they’re unenforceable

The C&D letter from a lawyer is the most they’ll do

Unless it is a really bad leak

[merry flume]

c&d (caca and doo doo)

[stone fern]

they can prolly give you a temp ban if they get really mad

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/haoaddict-agony-gif-594728941091527236

[copper hawk]

O don't get it

[thorn sable]

However they’re almost certainly writing the NDA to be adjudicated in their local jurisdiction so it’ll come down to whether they feel like getting a summary judgement on some mong

[stone fern]

actually they can prolly do some wacky punishments if they wanted to
imagine if you leak something and you log back in to find all your weapons downgraded to grey

[copper hawk]

[thorn sable]

They’d just perma ban in most cases most likely

[tight fog]

i hate elves

[merry flume]

i don't recognize the eastern hemisphere at all as anything so you can't sue me

[stone fern]

idk if they can perma ban without you doing something in game but id have to read the eula and the steam eula and i am NOT doing that

[thorn sable]

They can perma ban for any reason whatsoever under the sun or their lawyers are ass

[stone fern]

yeah

[thorn sable]

They also don’t have to justify it

[stone fern]

im sure the eula says all sorts of crazy shit no one bothers to read

[merry flume]

you're telling me this guy is suing me? nah

[stone fern]

this guy is suing the fuck out of you

[merry flume]

he's not real

vikings aren't real

scandanavia isn't real

europe isn't real

[stone fern]

fatshark isnt real

[merry flume]

none of you are real

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-peter-griffin-family-guy-psych-ward-gif-26893232

[visual stream]

Can attest, I am not real

[merry flume]

hi spongebob

[hearty nebula]

i throw u

[merry flume]

you're the only real one here

[hearty nebula]

noob

[stone fern]

Peel ur skin

your skin hates you

[hearty nebula]

what skin?

[stone fern]

DO IT NOW

[merry flume]

i already exfoliated last night

i forgot to close my moisturizer container and i drunkenly knocked it over on my bed last night

so now there's a HUGE lotion stain on my blanket

[stone fern]

bruh

you dont have to lie to us

its fine

you pissed yourself

[merry flume]

no but i frew up last night

it was so sad i felt like a dog about to hurl on the carpet

you can feel it coming and you're powerless to stop it

at least i was already in the bathroom

[stone fern]

u can control ur drinking

and stop before you get to that point

[merry flume]

this is the first time i've drank in like

months

well

christmas

and nye

before that, pretty much the start of summer

i'm just a very very VERY light drinker

[visual stream]

The fact that the Guardian from Black Ops 2 is a real thing and even more powerful in real life was very strange to find out

[thorn sable]

You sound like a binge drinking child tbh

[merry flume]

then you're intuition is very off

because im neither

[thorn sable]

I

Don’t care

[merry flume]

sure thing buddy that's why you said it huh

[thorn sable]

Keep your stories about peeing yourself to yourself 👍

[merry flume]

its ok you can end it here

[visual stream]

I thought his story about moist blanket was interesting

[merry flume]

i said square pants

[gleaming furnace]

I love zealot chat

[visual stream]

Oh that makes more sense

[merry flume]

if you look at the discord long enough you realize every annoying person here has the same personality

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sandwich-kitten-guh-buff-eat-bread-gif-3622462840155564177

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-disappointed-are-you-kidding-me-wait-what-meme-gif-27534350

so many people copy this dude 1 to 1

[gleaming furnace]

It is. For a contract to be valid it must have consideration, competency, and a legal objective

[placid fiber]

The question is... how many people here are expert pokemon catchers like I am? >:3

[merry flume]

yeah but do you have any shinies

[gleaming furnace]

lol wtf is that interface

[gleaming furnace]

Why is my bomb purple ?

[merry flume]

discord on windows

[visual stream]

Must be an Android thing

Or on Windows porehap

[placid fiber]

pc discord

[gleaming furnace]

I can’t imagine using my pc for something as unproductive as chatting on barktide official

[visual stream]

Are you keeping your pokémon organized?

[gleaming furnace]

I only use it for important work, like playing barktide

[merry flume]

risk of rain spotted

[placid fiber]

With adhd?

[visual stream]

Many days that is exactly what one entire monitor is dedicated to

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-twitch-twitchtv-twitch-emote-kek-gif-19085736

[merry flume]

i use discord on my phone when i'm on the toirlet

[visual stream]

I am a lurker until I spot my chance to yap

[hearty nebula]

shitcord

[placid fiber]

I just chat whenever I feel like it

[thorn sable]

all of which an NDA without exchange of money has

[merry flume]

poopcord

[placid fiber]

Ah, fresh meat I see

[gleaming furnace]

lol I used to have a multi monitor setup for trading. I eventually realized this was pointless so one of them became a tv

[placid fiber]

U still have more than some people tho

case and point

[stone fern]

why do u still have LEARN ABOUT THIS PICTURE enabled

remove it now

[visual stream]

Yeah you've got about 8 months more in here than me

[gleaming furnace]

Well yea there can be nonmonetary consideration. Whether the mere receipt of secret knowledge satisfies that … is best left to the court

[placid fiber]

how tf do you even do that? lol

[stone fern]

i dont remember

[visual stream]

Until I got my new PC I was stuck with the Activate Windows thing for a year

[merry flume]

move it to the recycle bin LMAO

[placid fiber]

Ah

[stone fern]

nah i went to regedit

you dont negotiate with evil(bloatware)

[gleaming furnace]

Based

[stone fern]

you stim it from the source

[merry flume]

me with wallpaper engine

[placid fiber]

now I have whatever tf this is again

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lag-gif-22868483

[stone fern]

kingdom come deliverance is free on epic

[merry flume]

too expensive

[stone fern]

lmao to think i was gonna pay for it

[thorn sable]

i get that you want to play law technicality quibbling games but we both know an NDA where one individual receives testing and the other receives advance access to unreleased versions of a game and cosmetic doodads is sufficient for it to be valid. whether anyone will actually bother is an open question that has no bearing on the contract itself

[merry flume]

why would i play a game about being an illiterate european wallowing in the mud

i already have darktide discord open

[gleaming furnace]

If I had nothing better to do I’d ask my contracts professor to weigh in

[sullen forge]

LMAO

I usually set my Wallpaper engine to a map from COD Zombies or like Darktide theme’d

[merry flume]

i have the after dark arcade toasters as mine

https://tenor.com/view/screensaver-afterdark-flying-toasters-gif-14725506

[stone fern]

my wallpaper is the concept art of deus ex mankind divided

that office set is so fucking peak

[merry flume]

such a fun game

shame it was so short when i played it

pretty sure i beat it within steams return window actually

[thorn sable]

KCD2 is coming out in like a month or two

and looks massively better than an already great game

[stone fern]

this is free tho

[thorn sable]

its worth playing

i would definitely hold off on most of the sidequests until you've done the main quest tho

[stone fern]

start with the main quest?

[thorn sable]

yeah

its pretty good

there will be a part where the game says "hey homie you will lose access to a bunch of quests if you go further" and that's the point to do all the fun sidequests

the combat is meh but the stealth and archery are very good

and the writing is awesome

lots of hilarious quests, lots of thoughtful and interesting quests

[placid fiber]

Man... I really need to find the flashdrive I have that has some of my important pictures and files on it one of the days...

I'd like to have that stuff back. :/

There's a picture on it I'd like to use as my desktop backround again

One of the ones made by one of my friends

Once I get home I'll look through some of my stuff I have near my desk. I'm pretty sure it's in one of the things near my desk

[hearty nebula]

i eated it

[placid fiber]

DAM U!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[merry flume]

i went out of my way to install google drive and have it auto sync all my files when i connect a specific drive to my pc

to prevent that exact situation

[placid fiber]

Oh man that's such a good idea, I don't think I thought of that back then

If/when I find the flashdrive I'll do that

That way I can't lose the stuff again :3

[placid fiber]

tyvm for giving me that idea, I would have never thought about it on my own otherwise

Otherwise I was probably gonna post most of it in my private dm channel

[merry flume]

or just use cloud storage

it's 2025 it's reliable

of course have a backup

[placid fiber]

Welp off to work I go

again: ty for the ideas/info

[rare terrace]

Yo. Just dropping this sisters of battle song here. It really brings out the zealot while playing: https://youtu.be/xD-bDAWzG7k?si=BKk4MtiR1r1QXJln

Huh?

That's the shortlink bruh

[tame sluice]

I hate to tell you this, but real youtube links do that too

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ehe-anime-gif-anime-girl-teehee-gif-27178660

[tame sluice]

like this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/143718465650425856/1315946712879337512/caption-17.gif

[rare terrace]

lololol

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/loganpaul-im-sorry-logan-paul-gif-18708462

[rare terrace]

No probs bro. Happens to the best of us

The Emperor Protects

[river jackal]

Any idea why I just finished a mael and then FS decided it actually was aborted and I get no rewards?

[grizzled aspen]

Short answer, fatshark hates you.

Long answer, their servers have been dying for the last week or so and nobody knows why.

[stone fern]

ok minor update

[river jackal]

I need gold to finish leveling crusher

[stone fern]

kingdom come sucks ass

the combat is unplayable

[grizzled aspen]

Who's gonna tell him?

[stone fern]

idc

its shit

[grizzled aspen]

Clad.

Kingdom Come 1 or 2?

[stone fern]

deliverance

[grizzled aspen]

You're an idiot.

[stone fern]

idc

combat is unplayable

[grizzled aspen]

Your character is literally a peasant with no experience in fighting.

The whole point of that game is to learn and grow.

[stone fern]

bruh even the fist fighting sucks ass

[grizzled aspen]

As you progress, your character gets better at fighting.

[river jackal]

Coming from Ogryn can confirm Crusher is based

[stone fern]

its slow and sticky the animations are bad

it fucking sucks

[river jackal]

Yall have been hiding this thing from the rest of us well

God damn

[merry flume]

told you

the only reason people play it is to own the libs (the developer went on some dumb rant about it and chuds ate it up)

[stone fern]

ill prolly replay it with cheats the world seems nice

but the combat is dogshit

[grizzled aspen]

Clad can't wrap his head around a peasant being bad at fighting.

Smh.

[stone fern]

didnt ask

[merry flume]

yeah where are the guns

[stone fern]

its shit at every level

UHHHHH LEMME JUST wildly swing my muse around to do an upper cut

this shit is designed for a controller

[sullen forge]

Fucking what

[stone fern]

i will not play it

[spare dome]

im not sorry

[stone fern]

shhh shh

let it pass

[sullen forge]

My brain just immediately shuts off the moment people turn it into culture war related stupidity

[stone fern]

let it pass

this has nothing to do with politics

[merry flume]

just google it lmao i don't feel like seeing annoying people pipe up about bad games

[stone fern]

the combat is just shit

[grizzled aspen]

Clad is just dumb.

[sullen forge]

TRUE

[spare dome]

how far did you get into kcd

[stone fern]

tutorial

[sullen forge]

People with bad takes talking lets avoid that

[merry flume]

LMAO

[spare dome]

lmao

[grizzled aspen]

HAHAHAHAHA

[spare dome]

here's the thing

[grizzled aspen]

You should explode, Clad.

[merry flume]

but dude it's good!!!!!

[spare dome]

you're not wrong about the combat

[red swift]

Wait what the fuck

[sullen forge]

You're telling me

[spare dome]

it takes a long fucken time before you are not like

what, a 18 y/o kid?

i dont remember how old he is

[stone fern]

the sword lesson was beyound shit i just exited the game then

[spare dome]

but its shit because youre a fucken child

[sullen forge]

clad got gate kept at the Tutorial, and made a fucking correct call not touching the game

[spare dome]

it clicks way later

but the combat isnt really the draw of the game

[grizzled aspen]

"Correct call" he is deliberately being wrong.

[spare dome]

its just a huge history wank off, and i love it

[merry flume]

just play cyberpunk

[red swift]

Quitting tutorial on the game and shitting on mechanics is insane

[sullen forge]

I was about to fucking lose it if he was right

[grizzled aspen]

Like yes the combat sucks but his character is literally a child and a peasant.

[merry flume]

sorry to tell you, if your game is free on epic that means it's dogwater

[sullen forge]

I love being an Aggressive Netrunner

[grizzled aspen]

He got gatekept at the tutorial because hes a giant bumbling idiot.

[stone fern]

the combat is ass

idc

i said it

[spare dome]

yea

it is

intentionally

[merry flume]

LMAO

it's bad on purpose bro just play 40 hours and it gets good

[sullen forge]

THEN ITS NOT A GOOD GAME

[spare dome]

its not a game about being a badass sword swinging man

[sullen forge]

IF ITS ASS AT THE START

THEN ITS ASS

[inner mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/speedrun-mario-terminal-montage-pathetic-gif-20374643

[grizzled aspen]

You are lacking context.

[stone fern]

🤓 ummm ill just intentionally shit my pants to teach you about the struggle of the lower class

[grizzled aspen]

In the tutorial, you are literally a child.

[spare dome]

yea now youre getting it

[grizzled aspen]

You are NOT gonna be good at fighting.

[merry flume]

yeah now you know why some people like playing it

[stone fern]

the combat is shit idc if you are a child its a video game

fallout 3 had good combat when you were a child

thats not an excuse

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[spare dome]

and fallout 3 was shit too

[grizzled aspen]

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785

[grizzled aspen]

Clad is a specimen.

[stone fern]

the combat in kcd is unplayable

[red swift]

You learn more moves as you progress the game yeah?

[spare dome]

i would never unironically try to cite fallout 3's combat as a positive

[grizzled aspen]

He should be observed for science.

[spare dome]

but anyway youre just missing the point and im not gonna say you have to like it

[inner mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-weights-naruto-chunin-exams-flex-gif-26433140

man going back to auric mael after doing havoc all week

[thorn sable]

it is indeed bad but it isnt unplayable

[spare dome]

but this is like complaining you cant free-move your camera in an isometric game

[thorn sable]

the camera control in group fights is absolutely heinous though

[spare dome]

its like ... yea

[thorn sable]

it randomly zips between enemies and is a total mess

[spare dome]

oh god yea

but then i mean shit

[stone fern]

ill just replay it with god mode

[spare dome]

who am i to win against four knights

[merry flume]

its ok clad you don't have to play games that are boring if you don't want to

[thorn sable]

i can easily win against any number of characters in KCD

[stone fern]

my guy i am trying to win a fist fight against a drunk man

[spare dome]

yea and youre just a 16 y/o kid

and he's drugged up

ur fucked

[thorn sable]

for instance, i killed every single person in the big camp infiltration that starts off the final part of the main quest

every single one

[spare dome]

thats life

welcome to the game

[stone fern]

i stealth knocked him out twice

[thorn sable]

i punched one in the face and then killed them all

[merry flume]

the tutorial is literally getting beat by a drunk man as a child you can't make this up

[stone fern]

and stole his shit

[thorn sable]

but the camera control was horrible and constantly shaking between characters

the ai used combos that teleported me around

it was completely stupid

[stone fern]

poland simulator

[thorn sable]

also if i went into a tent they were like "huh?! where he go?! must have been the wind..."

[sullen forge]

Only in Europe Vic

[grizzled aspen]

Fun fact, you are not supposed to fight everybody in kcd.

:)

[stone fern]

didnt ask

[thorn sable]

you are and you can and you can win

i beat the three cumans in the start

[inner mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

demon host

[grizzled aspen]

Ok? And?

[inner mantle]

when i come in with a hammer

[grizzled aspen]

You aren't supposed to fight everybody.

[stone fern]

the destroyer of hungarians

[thorn sable]

there is no character you cant kill if you want to kill them

that's all im saying

[grizzled aspen]

I think you're missing the point of what I'm saying.

[stone fern]

another frog shit take
Ummm noo i dont clear the special infected around my base

[spare dome]

nah i too killed my parents as soon as they gave me free control of martin

[grizzled aspen]

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

[thorn sable]

i am also saying that the combat is ass, the camera is a mess and the game is still great

[spare dome]

because i am a true gamer

[stone fern]

no will no agency this guy is an npc

I can save the woman I WILL SAVE THE WOMAN

FROG BE DAMMED

[thorn sable]

im an equal opportunity slayer

i just love BLOOD

[grizzled aspen]

I won't hear any slander from a man that decides that a game is ass from the tutorial.

[stone fern]

the combat is ass the game is nice

[thorn sable]

you can also beat the drunk man and the girl

[stone fern]

the girl?

[thorn sable]

yeah you can duel theresa if you want

oh wait or no youre theresa and duel henry

oh man I LOVED the theresa DLC

the game was like "you're just a girl you cant go around killing cumans"

[spare dome]

i never beat the game tbh

[thorn sable]

😄

i killed every fucking cuman i saw with that girl, it was awesome

[spare dome]

at some point i had my fill of the environment and didnt reeaaally feel that invested in martin

[thorn sable]

its one of the few RPGs i beat

[fleet zealot]

Cat

[spare dome]

if that is even his name, i am not actually entirely positive

[thorn sable]

like all the witcher games i got super bored

the ass cred games were even worse

[spare dome]

i probably spent more time reading the ingame historical shit and then wikis on the same than actually playing it

[thorn sable]

did you know you can beat everyone in the black flag one to death with your fists?

you dont need weapons

i spent an hour beating a boss to death with my fists just to prove i could, then quit

[fleet zealot]

Forgive me but

You made your experience boring

Literally

And arbitrarily

[spare dome]

metaphorically

[fleet zealot]

Elden ring is also boring if you do challenges like that if that isn’t what you enjoy

[thorn sable]

i was bored of beating everything to death with weapons

becuase it was stupid easy

so i figured i'd try beating all the guards to death in a town with just fists

[fleet zealot]

Unless you are into that and you measure games by how enjoyable you find the challenge

[thorn sable]

and that was easy

[fleet zealot]

Cant you just

Jack up the difficulty (i never played ass creeds)

[thorn sable]

no, they dont let you do that

[fleet zealot]

Damn kink shaming

[thorn sable]

so everyone has to play on the "you are probably a drooling idiot" mode

[spare dome]

"Dumb Enough to Have Bought This Game"

if i ever make a game

thats what the difficulty menu will be

[thorn sable]

i think that black flag and the greek ones were the only ones i bought

[spare dome]

just that one option

[thorn sable]

and both of them were beautiful but super boring to actually play

[hushed knoll]

Ur beautiful

[stone fern]

assassins creed was only fun until like 3 or revelations

[hushed knoll]

Oh hey Clad happy new year

[stone fern]

i stoped playing at coner

[hushed knoll]

[stone fern]

hi

happy new year

[thorn sable]

bg3 does ok with difficulty

[fleet zealot]

Bg3 also has a lot of options

[thorn sable]

its not particularly hard but the systems offer a lot of variety and fun tools without drowning you in boring garbage

[fleet zealot]

Which i respect

[solar marlin]

hello there! is this intentional or a bug? no armpit exists o.o

[thorn sable]

wotr is hard but in a "drown you in pointless options and force you to work out which of them completely breaks the difficulty"

kind of way

[fleet zealot]

Lol lmao

[stone fern]

nah its a bug

that pose was added not too long ago

[solar marlin]

might be a problem with that outfit rather

[solar gorge]

a lot of outfits with short/no sleeves have this issue

[thorn sable]

also i turned gale into a frost wizard who freezes people and creates frozen areas under them

its really funny

im tempted to rename him to elsa

[solar marlin]

no problem here, or here

[thorn sable]

bro are you inspecting literally every armpit in the game?

thats pretty weird

[spare dome]

doesnt pass the sniff test

[solar marlin]

dont make it weird, i am trying poses and when that problem occured i tested 2 poses with 2 more outfits.

[thorn sable]

uhuh

[frosty herald]

flay vic for finding kingdom come ass

alongside clad

[red spruce]

What's the dump stat on bolt pistols? 🙂

And also relic swords lol

[thorn sable]

come on man

you know the answer already

[mighty root]

Mobility for both

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[red spruce]

Thanks 🙂

[red spruce]

If I did I wouldn't be asking

[thorn sable]

99% of the time it is mobility

if the weapon doesnt have mobility it is defenses

if the weapon has neither, then ask

[fleet zealot]

Collateral for bolt pistols

Bolt pistol dump isn’t mobility especially of your melee is dumping that

[red spruce]

Makes sense to me, thanks 😁

[tight scroll]

do the bolt pistols still have that weird delayed kickup after firing?

main reason I never got into them

also hap newyee

[stone fern]

yes

recoil is awful after the first shot

[tight scroll]

bleh

[sullen forge]

They're semi-fixed

Semi

you have to get used to it and its pretty easy to use

[tight scroll]

stiiiill blah

maybe Ill give em a shot

god knows its time to mix up my Zealots ranged weapom

been using the revolver for a long ass time now

[merry flume]

there's also a mod that uncringes recoil

may only be for boltgun tho

[tight scroll]

neat, sadly I stopped modding

[merry flume]

fair

[tight scroll]

used to mod the game to give the helbores a decent scope

sadly it made me crash like a lot

[merry flume]

helbore not having any good irons (not behind a skin) is kinda lame

[tight scroll]

I actually grew to use the default ones in time

but yeah

[sullen forge]

You straight up have to download a different mod now to get the customization working or else darktide refuses to let you play LMAO

You get the backend error

[merry flume]

i just don't use weapon cust. anymore, gives me more problems than anything

only thing i really used it for was ranged weapon flashlights

[sullen forge]

Yeah I haven't touched it in a long time as well

Honestly just adjusting to the VA's Ironsights is overall making me improve way more

you know the irons everyone hates second to the Hellbores

[acoustic dune]

at this point the costumisational mod crash so much i dont wanna download it anymore

[inner mantle]

371k boss damage not too shabby

[plush estuary]

What does that mean?

[inner mantle]

it means i did the emperor proud!

was a lights out auric malestrome with oops all bosses

hammer go brrrrr

[ebon bobcat]

Emperor is not proud of this chat

[river jackal]

Luv me Crusha
Luv me Bolta

Thank you for the build advice Zealot chat 🙏

Finally managed to get something going on the class

[inner mantle]

flamer and hammer is also a great combo

[opal star]

girl if you don't put another fuckin glove on

[misty ravine]

going into the hive to fight 10¹² plague zombies and nurgle cultists, mostly in melee
nah a bare hand is fine

[wispy snow]

what is a good talent setup for auric maelstroms on zealot? ideally i am trying to make something near perfect for shroudfield

ive got blades loner shroud
momentum
kind venture off into the left side of the tree for the until death perk

[misty nova]

I don't have a shroud one

[cosmic wyvern]

after the Ogryn changes FS will probably swap the throwing knives and fire grenade locations....

and the book and charge abilities has well

[misty ravine]

It's worth going well out of your way to not take Loner. And since Duelist is non-negotiable you don't even have to go out of your way.

[red swift]

inrbriates poise is non negotiable on IJ

[wispy snow]

ty! i will try these out!

[red swift]

alternate non IoD ones

[dusty hull]

What's the best mission to do Just a Flesh Wound?

[red swift]

train I think

[plush estuary]

Co-assignment yard, train, twins

sycorix

[dusty hull]

Can you do it on Train?

[plush estuary]

you can do on any mission and conidtions if its heresy or damnation

[dusty hull]

Why Twins?

[plush estuary]

You can skip to boss fight

I can do twins in less than 4 min

the fastest mission

[dusty hull]

Right

[river jackal]

Is it just me or so many maels today have had monstrous specialists?

[plush estuary]

not enough

[placid fiber]

I'm home again. :3

[stone fern]

video games?

[placid fiber]

I was extra hungry so when you get a giant instead of a regular for your sub they charge you for a regular instead of a giant since half of the sub is your meal anyway

So I got myself a giant buffalo chicken sub with extra meat

[stone fern]

extra meat huh

[placid fiber]

Yep, which is 50% more meat

[stone fern]

a meat lovers sub if you will

[placid fiber]

I also threw on some onions, mixed green and red peppers, and jalepenos

since those don't come at a charge lol

[stone fern]

damn no charge for jalepenos?

im not even gonna joke anymore

love me some extra jalepenos

[placid fiber]

Well... it's only cheese and meat you get charged extra for when you get more of it

[remote lark]

what in gods name

[placid fiber]

There's probably a limit... but... the stuff has to be able to fit on the sandwich itself lol

[placid fiber]

This is half the sandwich :3

I threw a lil bit extra lettuce on it

Man that was good

Wasn't trying to make you all hungry, I was just showing what I got >.>'

It's a super pregnant man!

The buffalo chicken(#44) is the only chicken sub I get. Usually I just get the steak one instead for hot subs

[stone fern]

chat its over

time to commit japanese ritual suicide

[placid fiber]

As one should

[fleet zealot]

Heheheheh

I heard the noise

And i knew

[stone fern]

i need a biger anti fat finger keyboard

https://tenor.com/view/big-keyboard-keyboard-gif-14295904415083005382

peak

[placid fiber]

Lemme guess: you were trying to use the med stim but your fingers pressed 3 and 4 and you dropped the ammo crate as well

[stone fern]

ye

[placid fiber]

I've done that more times than I want to admit

Hell I've done that when I wasn't trying to use a stim x.x

That really sucks when it happens :/

[copper hawk]

Mmm hangovef

Hangover

[placid fiber]

I didn't drink so I don't have one x.x

One of the benefits of not drinking anymore... no hangovers >.<'

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/konata-hawk-hawk-tuah-konata-hawk-tuah-gif-12358301043525212611

[placid fiber]

we weren't very busy today, probably because a lot of people were too hung over lol

I had the chicken and steak unboxed, the coolers swept, the lettuce bopped, dishes done, and even the back room swept before noon today

and I didn't get there until 11

Granted... I am pretty diligent 99% of the time... >.>'

caught you lol

[placid fiber]

So, Bandit... how hung over do you think most of zeaot chat is today?

[fleet zealot]

Well i dont drink so

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gassed-hot-ones-the-last-dance-spicy-gif-8623959831711599501

[fleet zealot]

Probably some of them

[placid fiber]

Same, that's probably what saved me

[fleet zealot]

Dorn would be on those salts

[pale spindle]

Most sane Zealot player

[placid fiber]

Probably the most sane darktider, more accurately

[placid fiber]

I actually ended up going to bed early last night for some reason :/

I woke up before midnight, tho, somehow...

Might've been the fireworks going off

[copper hawk]

Hope both these traitors DIE

[pale spindle]

Traitors?

That's the Emporer on the left 💀

[placid fiber]

who, me?

Oh wait you sait traitor, not trader

[pale spindle]

[placid fiber]

U can run... but u can't hide... >_>'

I still don't know why tf I do that...

adhd + boredom be wild, man

[pale spindle]

Spend more time playing Ogryn

Smh

[placid fiber]

I did lol

[pale spindle]

Did u like my gunslinger build?

U never told me how u did 😔

[placid fiber]

I haven't gotten a good uh

um

[pale spindle]

[placid fiber]

whatever it is called yet

I haven't played darktide in a hot minute lol

[pale spindle]

Ah yes the whatsimacalled

[placid fiber]

When I get a good KICKBACK

that's what it is

then I'll try out the build

x.x

[pale spindle]

U don't play Darktide and are in the darktide server?

[placid fiber]

I haven't gamed in the last like... 2 weeks

.<'

and it feels terrible :/

I'm getting that gamer itch bad... but I don't have the motivation to act on it quite yet

cuz of fyre

[merry flume]

there's like three people in this channel alone that are very active and don't play

[placid fiber]

he uh

stole my uh...

potato

or smthing like that...

[pale spindle]

What

[placid fiber]

I do play, I just haven't felt like gaming for the past 2 weeks :/

[placid fiber]

idk, I was making it up as I go

[pale spindle]

[placid fiber]

I also really hit the rogue legacy 2 train hard this last 2 months lol

[pale spindle]

I need to find another game to get into

I already finished both subnauticas

[placid fiber]

I have 180.9 hours in it by now and I'm already on ng+8

I got the title drop at least(cuz I beat the prime king)

[pale spindle]

Maybe I can get back into HD2 🤔

I used to be a nasty player, like speed running level 9s with no deaths

[placid fiber]

I think that's what this means anyway... but less than half of the people who did the prime king got the title drop...

[fleet zealot]

Normal and stinkeye

[placid fiber]

Hey... how did you know my nickname in high school...

[fleet zealot]

What da fuck i only got 12 hours of sleep leave me alone

[placid fiber]

"I only got 50% more sleep than my body needs on average a day, leave me alone!" >_>

[tidal berry]

bothersome creature

[tidal berry]

lvl9s are not what they're used to be

but speedrun meta still works the same way

run around in circle, throw ball at objective, extract

[fleet zealot]

Ferrets need 16 hours of sleep

More in the winter

Anyways more ferrets with slightly weird faces

[placid fiber]

I... did not know that

Fyre is back

to murder me

[mighty root]

@slate haven

[placid fiber]

Oh

That isn't murdering me

big sadge...

[mighty root]

I’d never harm you or slander you

[placid fiber]

I got deleted

[visual stream]

Reaction image material

[quartz marsh]

Given you said 9's I assume you stopped relatively early and all I will say is they heavily nerfed the game from launch

[tidal berry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964209285645082734/1091545970329796718/FDD1DFEB-2CD1-41E7-A3A8-B9838C7EDEB8-1.gif

[placid fiber]

Plush

[tidal berry]

heya

[placid fiber]

Hi

Wanna be caught?

[tidal berry]

nnnnnnuh

[placid fiber]

aw

[hushed knoll]

What

[placid fiber]

What about talk about zealot weapons?

I... have habits that are because of adhd + boredom... >.>'

and I still don't know why lol

[hearty nebula]

noob

[tidal berry]

adhd is rough

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[placid fiber]

Says the one that was caught

[hearty nebula]

i am uncaught

noob

[placid fiber]

dam

[hearty nebula]

[placid fiber]

It isn't letting me remove the attachment :/

[hearty nebula]

see? hes noob...

[placid fiber]

I legit am trying... the picture is so small I don't get the option to delete it lol

HAHNDA!

Welcome back

lol

[light badge]

hi

[placid fiber]

I haven't seen you in...

like 2 weeks

[light badge]

I've just been chilling in the Dorn server for my daily doses of tardation

[placid fiber]

Ah

[light badge]

And lurking here

[placid fiber]

Fair

I've been not gaming cuz I haven't felt like it

[light badge]

Especially since most of my favorite schizos got banned kek

[placid fiber]

I find regulars getting banned as sad

Sometimes it needs to happen... but it would be nice if people could just behave and act mature :/

[light badge]

Something something befriend clad

[placid fiber]

instructions unclear... I'm now clad in potatoes

[hushed knoll]

Clad isn’t a potato

[light badge]

Is clad dead or is he still around?

Forgor if he got nuked

[placid fiber]

#zealot-class message

He was here earlier

[light badge]

neat

total clad life @spare talon

[placid fiber]

I showed him what I got for lunch today #zealot-class message

It was delicious

[light badge]

I would actually vomit if I ate that but I'm glad you had food you enjoy

[placid fiber]

It was a #44 from jersey mike's with onions, mixed peppers, and jalepenos in it

and with no tomatos and with ranch instead of blue cheese

oh and provolone cheese instead of american <.<

[light badge]

Yeah, can't stand the texture of onions myself

[placid fiber]

Fair

[light badge]

Like I literally just gag

Cannot swallow the bitches

[placid fiber]

I love onions on both my hot subs and cold subs from work

[light badge]

Had an idea

Cheeseburger with all the dressings and such

But the lettuce, onion, tomatoes, etc

Were powdered and cooked into the meat itself

Sounds kinda baller

[placid fiber]

I can't tell you how many people order their subs without onions*

[slate haven]

Shitting w/o wiping is based. You gotta let it crust

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259731720400408669/1266829774995722412/ezgif-6-c828f8206f.gif

[light badge]

My face just contorted in disgust

Please wash your fucking asshole

[placid fiber]

I only learned that was a thing like... a year ago... :/

[mighty root]

[mighty root]

Not yet

[light badge]

<Mafia 3 gameplay>

[grizzled aspen]

It's all blocked messages and Hahnda talking in here...

[slate haven]

Freakstone 👅

[grizzled aspen]

Like a schizo looking in the mirror.

[misty nova]

Breaded salad

[slate haven]

Frog so cool they got everyone blocked 😍😍😍

[mighty root]

Help me wipe

[slate haven]

So cool

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-memes-run-freddy-fazbear-freddy-fnaf-freddy-gif-27071321

[light badge]

Frog why did you block everyone

[placid fiber]

idk if frog blocks me, that's his problem lol

[mighty root]

Cause we have too much swag

[slate haven]

Frog can’t take the ragebait

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-cat-mad-watch-this-swag-crash-lol-gif-20326813

[light badge]

Blocking people is lame, how are you gonna shit on their terrible opinions if you have to click on their messages?

Extra inputs for the same results

[grizzled aspen]

Various reasons, mostly for being obscenely annoying and getting on my nerves in a way I can't quite articulate.

[mighty root]

[grizzled aspen]

I know their takes are shit, so why would I waste my time reading them?

[light badge]

Good point

[placid fiber]

99% of the time people that I blocked aren't worth the effort it takes to see blocked messages... so I just unblock them

and I mean see, not read

[slate haven]

Frog uses gunner resist confirmed

[light badge]

"ignore frog btw" proceeds to post top rated Games Lantern tier build

[grizzled aspen]

Bandit moment.

[light badge]

I should mirror my pfp

[grizzled aspen]

MOO DENG NO IM NOT FOOD

[visual stream]

but yummers

[light badge]

That way Sadako will be staring at my own messages

[mighty root]

[light badge]

Thoughts?

[placid fiber]

I don't even know what I did to annoy frog, but, idc either

[slate haven]

Pookie no, please tell me you don’t

[mighty root]

I don’t

[slate haven]

Please!

[grizzled aspen]

Just rotate it 90 degrees.

[slate haven]

This is why ur my GOAT

[mighty root]

Someone send frog this

[vague depot]

Sometimes I block people to remember who they are because I straight up forget someone if they change their name and pfp

[mighty root]

[grizzled aspen]

Notes help.

[vague depot]

It’s a bit annoying not being able to dm them and also having to reveal all their messages but it lets me remember

[slate haven]

Only bandit can post ferret shit, please delete this. Thanks in advance

[mighty root]

Send him dogthankfulforjesus

[pale spindle]

That's not a ferret tho

[slate haven]

Yes it is

[pale spindle]

I'm the otter poster

[placid fiber]

Frog is right lol

[vague depot]

Probably if I was on pc yea but on mobile my phone spazzes out and sometimes I end up calling them instead

[pale spindle]

Bandit is the ferret poster

[slate haven]

No, that’s a ferret

[visual stream]

Could've fooled me

[light badge]

I think it had something to do with how self-deflating you are at times?

[placid fiber]

Hm? What do you mean?

[light badge]

Like, negative confidence and constantly shitting on yourself

[slate haven]

Again, enough with the ferrets please

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

Thanks in advance

[grizzled aspen]

I am going to go out on a limb and assume it's dpw, in which case, yes that's exactly why.

[light badge]

That's an otter you sentient septic tank

[light badge]

spot on lol

[slate haven]

No it’s not 4head (I realized I was wrong 20 mins ago but I can’t go back I just gotta commit)

[placid fiber]

Oh well, I don't try to shit on myself. I mostly just joke about it

[slate haven]

Guess I’m just based like that

[grizzled aspen]

I do not need assistance with any negativity in my life and reading his messages 90% of the time worsens my already permanent sour mood.

[mighty root]

I’ve asked frog to unblock me and he just went on a tangent

[light badge]

@placid fiber fair and valid but fr man, love yourself

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

Nah it’s okay Fyre your my goat

We don’t need the Frenchman

[placid fiber]

I do, the shitting on myself is 100% not serious lol

[mighty root]

Real

[slate haven]

We can start a new life together in Bahrain with as many newports as your lungs desire

[mighty root]

I’m so abysmal dogshit that I get told I shouldn’t stream

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

Wait you stream?

[pale spindle]

https://youtu.be/b94o3oZv3OY?si=2TrZtbs8Wr-EJTEo

[slate haven]

On here?

[mighty root]

I gonna start

[placid fiber]

I don't actually dislike or hate myself. I don't believe I am a bad player or think I need to get shit on. I just like joking around

[slate haven]

Dude I was messing around

[slate haven]

I get it

[mighty root]

I’ve been told by like 20+ people who see my game play

[pale spindle]

Learn mfer

Learn about the fluffy snakes

[placid fiber]

Sorry if it comes off like I do hate myself, that isn't my intention x.x @light badge

[grizzled aspen]

Aren't otters like one of the most efficient predators on the planet?

I remember reading that somewhere.

[pale spindle]

What do u mean "effecient"?

[grizzled aspen]

Like successful hunts/hunts taken ratio.

[mighty root]

@slate haven some people in game seeing me

[pale spindle]

The predator with the most successful hunts in the animal Kingdom is the Dragonfly with over 90% success rate

[grizzled aspen]

Their turnout rating on hunting is like upwards of 80+%.

[mighty root]

That one mid game psyker sc i only took that corruption damage that entire game

Even while clutching

[hard nexus]

it’s actually me

i’m the most effective hunter in the world

[red swift]

Predditor

[vague depot]

You would say bazinga everytime before you pounce and starve to death

[lament blaze]

Baleen whales if you count all the kills 😅

[mighty root]

I should make that my new name

[red swift]

I’m sure you’ll do a good job living up to it

[lament blaze]

1 hunt 10,000 successes

[mighty root]

Be nice to me

[lament blaze]

I love baleen whales. "Oh filter feeding is nice but you just gotta wait for your prey to pass by"

"Move the filter."

"What?"

"And big. Big filter"

"Genius"

[drowsy steppe]

do it for her..

[misty ravine]

Who?

[mighty root]

Who?

Anyone have that deep dark fantasy saltzpyre meme?

I saw it once

Then never again

[zealous basin]

erm

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/um-what-the-deuce-what-the-deuce-stewie-gif-682490061846209357

[hard nexus]

it works though

[grand tangle]

the non-motorized watercraft statement is 100% false, its very feasible to move a sailboat at 12mph permanently(as long as the wind stays around, which depends lmao but can be predicted somewhat)

[hard nexus]

LMAO

me

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/zebra-gif-25958418

[hard nexus]

my bad

[hearty nebula]

world's worst alligator
deported from africa to florida shortly after

[grand tangle]

That's a croc

T. Floridian

[delicate shadow]

yeah that's a croc

T. Australian

[grand tangle]

Australia is florida plus a bigass desert

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

thats why he's the worst alligator

[grand tangle]

Both are full of venomous plants and animals, maneating predators, and crazy people

[delicate shadow]

the state I'm from is very much like that

[remote lark]

noobquino

[modern lintel]

@copper hawk

[misty nova]

A desert is half a beach

[remote lark]

higui

:(

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/доктор-дарлинг-control-game-dance-darling-gif-402223890237926643

My current situation

[stone fern]

is this the guy from control?

[misty nova]

Almost done with Control

Pierce propaganda

[stone fern]

bruh

[misty nova]

🗣️

[stone fern]

spin is so ass

[vast radish]

hey which tactical axe is the best one

i wanna try something other than my rasheke

[plush estuary]

7

[vast radish]

brutal and headtaker like rasheke?

[plush estuary]

yes

flak unarmoured

[misty nova]

Have this one setup where I become an A10

Brrrrr

[stone fern]

i just throw rocks

the maze level was so fucking peak tho

[vague depot]

I thought it was mk2

[hard nexus]

mk7 had a bug fixed

so its fine now

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-alan-wake-2-ahti-yoton-yo-yötön-yö-gif-18443240340839573790

[vague depot]

What makes it better than mk2

[misty nova]

Also Charge is peak

[hard nexus]

idk

[vague depot]

I ran headtaker shred on it

[hard nexus]

i prefer mk2

[misty nova]

Have this one setup with like ~111% extra radius

And I keep killing myself with it

[hard nexus]

i should finish control

[stone fern]

charge and grip ONLY

[stone fern]

[misty nova]

Because the visual of Charges explosion doesn't really tell you the radius

[stone fern]

do it now

[hard nexus]

busy gooning

[stone fern]

low quality post

play control the main char is cute

you can simulate the day to day life of the finnish exPM

[stone fern]

i ran a full energy regen build

i just spammed rock

[misty nova]

Jesse "Throw Rock At The Problem" Faden

[stone fern]

prolly one of my fav games in recent time

[vast radish]

wow the tactical axe is a fast little thing

i feel like i should be using crits over right tree zealot for this thing for how fast it swings

[stone fern]

piety works great with taxe

you can do either or

[vast radish]

oh boy here i go critting again

crits for the emperor

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[next egret]

I haven't used the thunder hammer in forever
What blessings/perks would you guys consider havoc viable

[hearty nebula]

triple veg up rn btw

[misty nova]

Headtaker Shock and Awe at high havoc

[fleet zealot]

And ironhelm

[acoustic dune]

is that alan waker?

[stone fern]

NO

ITS CONTROL

play this game NOW

[next egret]

Perks for high havoc would be what?
flak/carapace?
Unyielding/elites?

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-2-alan-wake-2-alan-wake-2-gif-10621359147620531484

[frozen kernel]

I second, third, and fourth this

Control was so fucking good

The only problem with the entire game

Is that it’s kinda short

But these days I’d prefer a game be a masterclass for like 20 hours than drag on for 80 like Assassins Creed Valhalla so I mean

It was free on epic a few days ago

[stone fern]

yeah i havent played the dlcs tho

[clever swan]

i hope the max payne remakes are good

[modern lintel]

as long as they dont try and " reimagine" them theyll be good

[clever swan]

i wonder if they'll have the dead baby

[north sedge]

20 hours is not short

[misty nova]

Welp that's the uh weird end of control
Oh well

[river jackal]

What are the key differences between Crusher and Hammer? I gather Hammer is worse in mixed horde?

[grand tangle]

ironhelm is kinda better im mixed horde imo

[stone fern]

crusher is better clear worse armor and boss damage but can deal with more enemies at once

thammer is a single target NUKE

with like 4 wounds you can 1 tap anything with like 1-2 stacks of thrust

ironhelm is a lot easier to use than the other one imo

[opal star]

crusher overall has much better crowd control compared to hammer while hammer has the best single-target capability in the entire game

like

the whole point of crucis thunder hammer is "fuck that guy in particular"

meanwhile ironhelm is "fuck that guy in particular and the trash infront of him"

[river jackal]

So the primary reason a lot of Hammer builds pair with flamer is because flamer is good into mixed horde?

[mighty root]

Kinda

[copper hawk]

Yah

[opal star]

yes

[river jackal]

And then Hammer is just a delete button for

[copper hawk]

Flamer has better horde clear

[river jackal]

Whatever needs to die now

[copper hawk]

Hammer's biggest weakness is horde clear

Especially mixed hordes

[river jackal]

Crusher is a mixed horde monster

The powered light has more cleave than God man

[copper hawk]

Crusher is unique

[river jackal]

Shits insane

[copper hawk]

It does a lot of damage w piety cuz of the finesse multipliers on some attacks

Like the push attack

[river jackal]

I've really enjoyed crusher so far tbh

Did my first few maels with it today and all went deathless

Even had to solo carry at one point

Very versatile weapon

[fierce dew]

Whats the dump stat for the relic blade?

[misty nova]

Mobility

[river jackal]

Mobility

[copper hawk]

... damage

[river jackal]

I thought that was hammer

[copper hawk]

Damage is like

Never ever dump

Except on rhe flamer

The*

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-2-ahti-janitor-singing-saga-anderson-gif-869062638475049120

[placid fiber]

What about the purgatus staff?

[copper hawk]

Psyker flamer

[placid fiber]

:3

[placid fiber]

beeg

[stone fern]

do u have games on ur phone

[river jackal]

Pause?

Why?

[placid fiber]

because 20% damage only increases the flamer's dps by maybe 1 at the most

since 99.99% of the damage comes from the burn stat

[river jackal]

I see

How powerful is flamer once you have it all set up?

Because the Zealot in my 40 earlier was going off with it hard

[placid fiber]

the flamer is very powerful, but, idk just how powerful for havoc 40 tho

I do know peoples suggest it for high havoc