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Heavy Sword is pretty great.
Noodle soup
Heavy sword boring
Heavy sword has been power crept by relic blade me thinks
Not really
Heavy sword still has deathblow
Kinda but it’s like
Not a direct upgrade
I like how you can stack ferrets
And they just vibe with it
only noobs stack ferrets....
a lot of things have been
lol
Then im the biggest noob
Yeah I get it's not exactly 100% better in all cases but if you like the heavy sword you're probably going to swap to the relic blade most of the time instead.
puppies stack themselves
Ferrets form a puddle
how nurgle followers communicate with slaanesh followers
i have come here to ask a smth
so true breastie
zealot chat pregnancy
what get get
ready or not is a game you want to play with friends
that and other game
pubs in that games will make you want to cobain yourself
well shit
i dont hab fwiend
theres no joke
soon you will become a mother
idk why jevil is there but appreciate him
i am pretty sure my classmate hate me
you might if you stopped typing like its 2007 and you are in middle school
This is my sub notification sound on twitch
technically speaking
you can play it with the ai teammates
but it is more fun with friends
mostly because the fact being able to communicate properly is such a massive part of the game
like that game is ass without voice chat lmao
Dunno what middle school you went to but I'd have been called 5 kinds of gay slurs if I had typed anything like that even jokingly
thats exactly my point
guess ill stick with barautroma for now
ok bumpy weird
Hehehhe
and people call me poopy for me using the lacerate
uncanny is the reason lacerate is good
was
?
😔
anyhow
lacerate uncanny is still the best combo for good players
i only have famous game in mind
It should just be adjusted to 2 bleed stacks on any hit
factually wrong
dont you lads know of any good game?
iunno what your definition of good game is
and you only said that you're looking at RoN
This brings back memories
I only play bad games
i sometime dabble in
mordhau
Hence why i stopped playing darktide /j
They hated him because he spoke the truth
I remember when Ham had to come to this chat everyday to explain why
brings back memories
Ham is the one who converted me
KILLING UUUUUUUUU
helldiver 2
drg
pooptide
mount n blade warband
armor core 6
ace combat 6
project winger man
Ham is the best darktide player
n i need to replay snoot game
I've been converted into thinking uncanny lacerate isn't bad because knife already kinda fucks anyway
But I still prefer preco/riposte
kill knight
fang
He can’t be the best though because I play darktide 😮
my beloved
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Flesh/Uncanny on piety is great too
This was free on epic like 2 days ago
I used uncanny lacerate for the ballhole challenge which was every boss at once including twins with an extra cspawn and dh and like 5 of each elite with respawing specialists and ragers
me when i mercy killer uncanny on vet
idk
also i am not great in kingdom come
go play no man's sky
Do you have that uploaded anywhere so I can watch you suffer?
thats in my list of stuff to get
its a chill experience
for now
i dont go out of my way to play it but
me think of it
it's fun to just sit down & chip away at occasionally
I don't
speaking of space travel
elite dangrous is in my radar
But ham and eggfever (who made it) watched me do it
Unfortunate
i thought you were going to say star citizen for a second
and i'd have to block you if you did
elite dangerous is a mega grind though
with no real payoff at the end other than like the kind of ass pvp
gameplay look neat
this is from the guy who use to play war thunder
Fucking lmao
cane's kind of mid ngl
god i miss dog fight
in biplane
So
I heard the canes near me has some fuckin issues
Their texas toast is better than sex tho
Not that I'd know but I assume it is
my rule of thumb with like chain restraunts is that if they have fried chicken
their food is dogshit
Is it as bad as popeyes tho
because that's just how it goes usually for me
Idk we got a dave’s hot chicken
And it was amazing
i can't eat at burger king anymore after working there
Chick fil a tastes good
Okay so like
Canes is only good because of the sauce and toast. Their chicken is mid af
Chickfila is homophobic tho so
unironically at this point if i want fried chicken i just swing by publix
Cant do that one sorry
they have bomb fried chicken
Also their nuggets look bald as hell
I'm just talking about taste
Popeyes is amazing and I will fight anyone over that
True
you're going to get eviscerated
slop chain
The normal or grilled ones
Fuck grilled
Ew
My local grocery store hot deli has great chicken
Even the normal ones
whats a chain restaurant?
I know it’s just funny to bring up
Chickfila wants to ACDC the LGBT
Idk maybe you just have a shit chick fil a
cane's, public, chickfila
it's like
the step above fast food
Joshua Weissman?
Chikfila is mid
texas roadhouse is a chain restraunt
fuck big chain
just eat your local faster food
Cause i saw him and others review the nuggets
too greasy and not enough flavor
fast food makes me ill when i eat it now
We dont got local fast food here
idk why
Me when I go to EVIL chicken place and buy EVIL chicken for my EVIL dinner
Kfc is ass
Popeyes is good half the time
probably, my metabolism is fucked though
me not really eat kfc before or dont remenber
i was basically underweight until i hit 22 lmao
Hell you might not even get your food
me 22 this year
But is that best or worst
how cook am i
im 25 now...
Depends if you like the other guys order 
old head
OLD
if i hit 30 and i'm not hot anymore i'm just gonna kill myself tbh
what's the point of living if you can't be sexy
What are you comparing yourself to
nobody
Ok whats your routine
i bet he touch grass
Also 30 isn’t old
real actually
ancient decrepit even
real
darn
ok sleepy time
Noodle soup lookin dry
@plush estuary how do you solo twins
When I tried doing what you did I ended up getting swarmed by a horde of ragers and carapace and I just had to keep back dashing and spamming heavy attacks with ds
How did you manage to do it
circle the map
have fast mobility weapons
know Rodins attacks so you dont get stunned
Yea I pretty much had the exact same loadout as you did
ds special can stagger the twins
I don’t think rodin ever managed to hit me with anything besides the shoulder charge
funnily enough
I would walk into the mines but I usually was fast enough to leave
The biggest issue I think I had was trying to thin down the threats in the horde
Idk what build it was but I do know that IJ and a high mobility weapon is massive for kiting
And eventually I would get too egotistical and try to go for a revive as the last man standing
never revive
When shield is down right
in twins it gets you killed
Yea I got boxed in and murdered
Revive is only possible when gas phase starts
So tldr just keep looping in a circle and slowly chipping away at the horde?
I do that everynight
yea
Is the braced autogun used for anything other than shredding the melee twin shield
I just used tknife and ds for everything else
no
is the build chastise or stealth
I was thinking about sacrificing the braced to use flamer instead
For shredding hordes
Chastise I hate stealth
I can do a solo run in vc for zelchat
y so empty
wtf, where are all the enemies? lol
Killed them
That map loves spamming them there lol
burgle eated them
Do your teammates? :3
psykers
That tells me nothing
flamingo
soykers.....
I saw the taxe as well and was like "nice"... didn't know the mk tho lol
take the elites out
For dinner? For coffee?
Probably for a date at the local swimming pool
I think we need to kill the elites
Do you see them?
but... what if they wanna have coffee first?

Everyone talks about specialists
But what elite would you go on a date with
Me im skippin
Im getting female scab shooter
mauler definitely
Most of the elites aren't that great
Yea
maybe scab gunner
Ngl
I feel like Dreg flamer would be chill
Hm... I'm probably gonna say mauler as well
Thats a special
Not an elite
Yeah
that's not an elite lol
Noob
fake ass gamer
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1162145458114801725 solo twins run if you wanna watch
I forgot to say if we opened specials
@vague depot whenever you are ready
Comment straight into the void
I love how we all were ready to immediately dogpile on them
@copper hawk im downloading warthunder now
Hey, a question was asked
We can go bigger
With her freedom boomstick
Even further beyond, even
I’m eating faster
Nah, keep going
Alright
If she don't have her own mf gravity
Im leaving
That ain't no reaper
Had to go to google for that one lol
I love how I say this despite the fact that my actual Gf is petite af
Irony at its finest
Honestly it doesn't matter to me if the woman is fat or skinny... the personality matters more
So mission success.
who needs some big boobed bimbo who's a bitch? lol
Yeah I prefer it when they have 2 big personalities not too far below their head.
Pretty good.
I love how you immediately said that after what I said lol
boober
Tbh the boob joke was low hanging fruit
Best punchline is written on your mirror tbh Dark
If you go look now you'll see it
Nah
Properly
Do full ranged vet for full on heresy
I have not yet decided on if I'm going thammer or crusher
Autogun 🤢
Any martyrdom enjoyers
🍿
Crusher managed pretty well
how big is your file sizes jfc
That was like a movie, I'm just sad I lacked popcorn
100 mb
I don't wanna be relying on range either
idk why vids have issues for me
@placid fiber is crusher good in Havoc?
idk, I don't do havoc lol
I feel like damage might taper off a bit too much
I've done 1 havoc run lol
or somethin
it was havoc 16, cuz that's what they offered me
special light has infinite cleave
If every enemy got 2x health
and PA i think
I mean... it's a S+ tier weapon... and 2x health would give more chances for skullcrusher to be useful
I am just desperate to use something simple
yea but crusher PA is an uppercut
I just want to do my heavy attacks
good crit ADMs, so crit build for chorus is a good option too
And extract
then you take mk10 relic blade
l1-l2-H3-h4 and the h4 loops back to h3
YIPEEEE
yah but still it’s decent
Lmk when it installed
Light attacks 🤢
that being said... idk how useful it actually is in high havoc
the alcoholic
you can PA to skip some of the lights but yea
that's basically your best heavy swinger
If every attack I perform isn't enough to send a rager flying onto their ass
rageing alcoholic femboy
I don't wanna hear it
just use the flamer's m1

Revolver sucks in havoc
Yeah, but, you want EVERY ATTACK TO KNOCK A RAGER ON THEIR ASS
EVERY ATTACK includes ranged attacks
Hitmass is like tripled
I'll probably trade out for spearhead into Havoc
Bam! Get fucking logicked bitch
And you miss out on breakpoints
(Joking btw) lol
You will
That or flamer
Flamer is also an option
But I feel like if I took flamer
I'd be better off with thammer combo
You can burn burgles
Man
I just want Oglot gameplay
all I remember is there's a song on the radio station where I work that the only name I can guess it has is "girl on fire"
so "burgle on fire" was my 1st thought
I walked into a new zone, because the doors were in the process of closing it wasnt valid pathing for the burster. So it jumped towards the door that led outside
burgle is probably the easiest boss in havoc because 95% of parties will have bubble which hard counters the vomit
if that makes sense
the psyker-less team:
bubble-less is possible but there's somewhat more suffering involved
Sweet, I caught a pokemon! :3
idk if I caught this one yet lol
I already caught cica so many times he's just a common, at this point. :/
same for cole lol
it makes sense 2 me
then don’t
Edging getting munched on
Cole... why u smelling cica...?
I give the stink... a 3 out of 10 for stink level... cuz it's behind a window... but an 11/10 for the cuteness level
Never had a ferret, but, damn are they cute lol
I hope the EU gremlins still awake at 4am had a good new year
at the end: "OH NO" dies
Ferret killing pillow

me whenever nade types in here
What r your thoughts on [insert nade type here]?
Nades are great
I hath put my cat on my desk
so my wife could hi tail it to the bathroom lol
Our cat loves to slowly walk in front of us when we go to the bathroom
if i hit a flamers tank with tknife did i aim too high or too low
u aim wrong
yea but did i aim too high or too low
haha
got it
flamers are weird now
with tknives
the flamer tank is considered
a weakspot
so it prioritizes it a bit
one sec
thats unfortunate
wdym prioritize
Guessing it's the same system they used to e.g. make plasma guns hit the head even when the projectile passes through the target's hand first
Sometimes it gets hit when it probably shouldn't is what meow is saying, I think anyway
Like how the rashad used to prioritize body shots over headshots
but I'm guessing it isn't as strong of a prioritization as that was
based on what meow said
Meowers
@hard nexus Is that what you are trying to say, sort of?
x.x
Meowy wowy
there’s some level of magnetism with throwing knives
or at least auto aim
that i’ve noticed
could be hitbox priority as well
they... are thrown out, but, sort of magnitize towards it a little?
I always thought it was just an inflated hitbox
That has to be fucking annoying as hell
because flamer tank is now a weakspot
i’m fairly sure there’s some kind of magnetism to that
So I can get a headshot on it with my rashad?

lol
This is why u don't fuck with fire
is done
even as a pyromaniac
I am a pyromaniac through and through... but even I know not to fuck with fire and spray cans >.>
does mkx or mk2 relic blade do more single target damage with martyrdom
mk2
uppercut does slightly more damage
good stuff
its been feeling slower lately even though no changes have been made to it
martyrdom gives the highest attack speed boost out of the 3 keystones right
Glarp
Y stinkful
whats ur ign
Hard to not
I can smell it from here and it's rancid
What stinks is Tanner's happy new years announcement
What is it
Will it ruin my night
killing myself
deceiver
i would also kill myself if i still played fart thunder
@copper hawk mines COLESLAW34234 if you can find it
No it's what it is lol
Where is it lmao
Snack time
i was abt to ask the same
What do u have the most fun at
7.7 or 6.7 usually
surbaisse time
you still haven't linked buddy
I love ferrets cause they either look like a chaos demon, zoinked out of their minds, or asleep
not gonna post it lol
i dm'd it
@modern lintel let's uh
play like 5.7 - 6.7 pls after this lmfao
i rememebr why i dont play 7.7
ill play like 1 more match then i need to run (literally)
getting sniped out of spawn
like i moved two feet and died from them shooting from that hill
guh
I HATE HIGH TIER !!
How do i hit an destroy an auto loader without ammo racking the vehicle ??
got killed by is7 literal 2000 dollar tank the humanity
Ill play this one
Then i go
@modern lintel @modern lintel @modern lintel @modern lintel
PUT US IN A MATCH !!!!
Good boy

GRAAAH
I KILL 3 PEOPLE
THE 3RD GUY I KILLS GOES INTO A FUCKING PLANE
REVENGE BOMBS BE
THEN CRASHES !!
grr..
growls..
german player moment
saddening
Happy new year peeps
nuh uh
its not new years yet in the correct timezone
fake timezone
the future is now old man
est is the only acceptable timezone
45 minutes for me
gotta stop clinging to the past, let go and be freeee
real people live in cst sorry
Whats the red rarity stuff
mod
it just lets you recolor or itself recolors perfect roll 500 oranges to red
Dam it looks nice
Did the "There is Nothing But the Abyss" penance ever get fixed? Been trying to get it and it's not working.
ive not heard any issue about it being bugged
I have another question I have seen a zealot with a medieval platemail armor is that something I can get?
I think some (very few like myself) have it get stuck at 24/25 and you it won't trigger even if you get the max value from the perk.
only if the paid cosmetic shop rolls around with it again
I had it nearly finished before the penance update and it's been stuck like that ever since.
yup
1 last question whats the easiest way to grind Diamantiam or whatever its called
Oh wow
For just one mission
Lvl 40?
But it's more effective, not that easy
Win high rank havoc at least once every week
And just spam damnation quick play outside of that
If you want easy, then you just play the game and collect diamantine
Not like there are other ways to get it
Damnation and not Damnation Auric?
Wow I didn't know that
Material spawn doesn’t differ between them
Aurics give more money, thats about it
Ok thank you for the info everyone
Go stealth zealot with a knife to run around the map like an idiot and collect every single bit of material
I feel I'm definitely becoming better from you guys teaching me
Well ? @spare talon
Hawk frickin tuah
Happy new year
Times talked to my Gf: 0
Times talked to zealot chat; 1
2025 is looking up
20 feet from our living room window a Cooper's hawk ate a pigeon on a telephone pole. This is on Capitol Hill in Seattle.
suffer one billion deaths
Hey guys, y’all have that skill tree for zealot for the throwing knives?
I was trying to get it earlier but I wasn’t able to get it
what weapon are you using
All right
cuz tknives works with everything but its essentially gonna come down to whether you have a crit weapon or not
At least if you want to play stealthy zeoulot
The flamer
your melee is what you center your build around
Almost every skill tree takes throwing knives
And the thunder hammer/chainaxe mk IV/ relic blade
I’ve been using the stunstorm made
The shout tree would be sick too
all of those work with the non-crit build listed in that link i sent
relic blade has some finesse so it would also work with the crit build but the others wouldnt
It's not really because the knives are the best
The nodes that lead to the knives are giga broken
knives generally also have the most consistely used utility
dont need grenades, restore naturally, and basically a 2nd ranged weapon thats faster
Yeah, unlike vet you can't regenerate grenades
So grenade value for zealots is much lower
it means people who actually need them can take more
also with flamer you can animation cancel the long draw time by throwing a knife to start firing almost immediately
same with bolter
Knives are also like a third ranged weapon
a third?
Like u can take flamer and still keep the knives as a long range option
Or a quick disabler killer
Tell them that you solo lvl 40 havocs
i wouldnt lie...

Hit em with the "do you come here often"

Can I get a immo nade build for the penance
Like what weapon pairs well with that path
lmfao i saw this
eugh
i tipsy..
happy new year !!
i think i am too at this point
Sober up and slide me a build with immo nades in it

i literally cheesed immos with mmt cuz i hate using that pathing so much
and fighting for nadews
What’s mmt
many more try
How does that work
Thank you for this
Just playing alone?
i was mixing amaretto with some 7 up that was lying around but now i took the fuckin root beer 99 proof that i got in my stocking from christmas and mixed it with actual root beer
i really really hate the taste of actual alcohol so no way am i drinking anything straight
same
I haven’t gotten over the novelty of how it makes your throat tingle and gets you really warm
amarettos like a sort of sweet almond thing
but that's all i had left
im drinking a smirnoff ice and a twisted tea
i have some buzz balls in the fridge

I'm at my wits end, I don't think that the abyss penance is possible anymore
What is the abyss penance
i dont like almond but when paired with sweet and sour or some lemon lime thing to make a sort of amaretto sour it tastes really good actually
Regardless of how much damage I do I always get the same amount below what I need
Regen health to 25% using just melee
red white and berry smirnoff ice is a banger
I've done everything I can and it just will not proc
blue flavor ice pop
Thrust thammer fotf on a poxwalker
Have you tried that
really really recommend
its just blue flavor
like kid blue
the exact flavor youd think of when a kid says "i want blue flavor"
That might be the only one I haven't. I've been trying to get crushers and the like for their health pools. I'll have to give that a go.
I just notice regardless of wave size or amount killed I always get like 23%-24%
Nah overkill damage counts
@copper hawk like these
mmm yummer
me when i drink anti freeze
idk what to play
Crushers have carapace so it’s harder to penetrate/do super high damage to them
more war thunder ? @modern lintel
sure
sweet
You want to just drop a crap ton of damage on a random hobo
Makes sense, I was wondering why I was seeing that suggested in the weird corners I could see.
we have advanced technology (yes)
a troll from vrc commissioned pregnant art of my sona
my mic might be cooked rn tho lots of buzzing
I got it with dueling sword by stacking up all the finesse buffs I could get and one shotting a weakened burgle
immolate yourself
is there more to this story
But thunder hammer is easier
Happy new year American zealots
i cant
the alcohol inside me will burn brighter than the flames around me
Thank god, I was losing my mind because it's literally that last one I instance I need for the penance lol.
Godspeed
Ancient account somewhere, I max out at like tier 3-4 stuff
I gotta go do the loner and shroud field penances
Oh man, you need more luck than me lmao
plus with fotf giving 100% melee rending the whole "armored enemies" part stopps mattering
so just fotf at whatever is still alive
should get active
and youll get it
You don’t have to hurt yourself. It’s a new year, and with it new chance for the world to do it for you
if u wanna play w us
we're just fuckin around
im tips
y
@modern lintel strike team or 1 on 1 call ?
strike works
It rained so we couldn’t set off any fireworks I can already tell how the rest of the year is gonna go
ground or air 
I failed
and your lawyer is fine with you playing war thunder
some fuckin lawyer
@modern lintel 🫃
idk
i had 2 shots of 99 root beer mixed with root beer
Is the rum kraken
kraken black
As much as I shouldnt recommend, I will recommend
and about 3ish shots of amaretto with 7 up
and a pineapple cider a few hours before
and im fucking feeling it
Im just putting up all my VR shit, been playing project wingman
i have a bell curve when id rink n play darktide
my lightweight ass was not prepared for this
i also have a 50ml of this mandarin liquor thats 30%
try orange whiskey sometime
you'll want to find a good mixer, orange juice or orange soda
but it's pretty good
dunno if i should mix it with anything or just obliterate it and deal with the terrible taste
i hate the taste of alcohol which is why i mix stuff to drown it out
i physically can't stomach the taste of alcohol or i'll puke
my suggestions are tailored for u
Ive just bought a bunch of mikes because they're yummy
chardonnay also goes down easy
i have sunkist here but it has caffiene in it
The strawberry ones? Uumph
I've never had mike's
i actually don't like mikes
all those gas station drinks n shit
have a weird aftertaste and feel in my mouth
u also have to drink like 10 to get hammered
WAY too much sugar
Tbf I haven't drank a lot
why is this my damnation lobby
I've had mostly whiskey

Jameson, macallan, johnnie walker, toki, hibiki
Richard
The game looks amazing ngl wth
New Viktor skin goes crazy
Taxe psyker
theres still some amaretto and 7up left over after this if i want to fall further off the cliff
@frozen kernel @frozen kernel @frozen kernel @frozen kernel @frozen kernel @frozen kernel
@frozen kernel @frozen kernel @frozen kernel
@frozen kernel @frozen kernel
POSTG UR USERNAME
AznBanx ❤️
im playing as slow as possible
so i dont just murder everything
i've killed 3 bosses
baller lobby
funniest part though
psyker keeps blwoing himself up at one wound
and instakilling himself
poor guy
Psyker is an enigma
I either solo the entire lobby or blow up 4 times in a single game
Sometimes psykers just have a bad day and the warp isn't being very cooperative
i am definitely either very tipsy or just flat out drunk now
idk cuz ive barely ever had anything ever tbh
and im just autopiloting normal board
i think i might have a problem if im able to do that
more a problem with how much the game has become ingrained muscle memory due to sheer playtime lmao
Whelp, I hit a plague ogryin with both charges of foft and a thunder hammer, I cannot get more than 23/24% for whatever reason.
Skill issue
You'd think if I had 24/25 done I could get that last one
I literally left the day or two before the penances got updated and it's been stuck ever since.
cole hates me
One tHammer hit should restore to to 25% with a bunch of overkill still left
i asked if he wanted 2 play
i forgot you asked
im just doing whatever atm
Idk why but regardless of what I use it always maxes at like 24%

idk, rounding error?

That's what I'm thinking, yeah.
Try removing all heath augments
And do it with base health
I have no other ideas
I did this penance accidentially
Oh don't get me wrong I greatly appreciate it. Just wish I'd gotten that last one before the update to it lol
Somehow 75% was more do-able for me.
try using a horde clear melee
killing lots of enemies, like chaff, should do it
like a hs 9 w dblow and hter, or a rashad w bm and hter
I tried that but same results. It's weirdly consistent with how just below I manage to get each attempt.
I'll keep trying and give that another go though.
you should build tac axe and shredder autopistol @pale stratus


