zealot-class

[fleet zealot]

Literally 95% ogryn problem can be solved by buffing their underperforming weapons

[hearty nebula]

i mean buffing the weapons would help

[fleet zealot]

Like honestly im sick of this omg ogryn needs a full on rework no lol

[hearty nebula]

but it doesn't solve the issue that 60% of their talents are ass

[fleet zealot]

I remember when it was ridic strong and op

[spare dome]

Moving their heavy attack bonuses into just being attack bonuses

[fleet zealot]

So is every other class lmao

[hearty nebula]

^

[stone fern]

the talents are fine the keystones are ass

[hearty nebula]

i mean

not really

[fleet zealot]

Yea so correction

[hearty nebula]

the issue with zealot's mainly is just the layout of the tree

[fleet zealot]

Buffing talents and weapons would solve 99% of problems

[cold aspen]

I just want more talent options. 10% rending after an elite kill while others can just get rending with no preliminaries

[stone fern]

i cant even tell the difference between fnp and heavy hitter

[hearty nebula]

legit this or giving each class just like

[stone fern]

heavy hitter is so fucking said its worse than sustained assault on zealot

[hearty nebula]

two more talent points

would be so good

[fleet zealot]

FNP needs to be fixed so it isn’t diminishing itself, move some heavy attack bonuses to work with lights

Lol no

We dont need power creep

[hearty nebula]

wrong reply

[tepid sorrel]

mmmmmm power creep

[hearty nebula]

didnt mean to reply to avo

[stone fern]

like picking heavy hitter and looking at your buff bar is so sad

you get like 2 stacks when fighting any elite

max

[hearty nebula]

yeah just buffing damage aint gonna fix that

lol

[fleet zealot]

Like i feel like I’m going insane do some y’all not remember the absolutely ogryn domination patches on and after patch 13

[stone fern]

ogryn is carried by the bleed talent

[hearty nebula]

like buffing damage would maybe just like

[stone fern]

melee is unplayable without it

[hearty nebula]

cut 1 minute out of that at most

but 2 mins to kill all that shit is still dog

[north sedge]

Ogryn weak buff ogryn or ogryn get heated gamer moment! Grrr

[fleet zealot]

Any melee class suffers when there is a bulwark

[stone fern]

i was doing taunt for the penance using bullrush would have cut that time in half

[hearty nebula]

if you're noob then yeah

[fleet zealot]

True, ogryns digging their own holes by being over dramatic and wondering why they don’t get invited by noobs

Noob on noob violence

[fleet zealot]

Lol

[stone fern]

nah

[fleet zealot]

Okay lil bro

[stone fern]

bulwarks are anti fun

[hearty nebula]

im factually correct

[stone fern]

no you're not

[hearty nebula]

but bulwarks do suck

but they're just tedious to deal with

at worst

[stone fern]

bulwarks are legit anti fun

[fleet zealot]

True the ogryn was a noob for not killing the bulwark quicker

[stone fern]

they only exist as a fuck you to zealots

ogryns can now push them open with the stagger talent or any of their ults

[hearty nebula]

their main problem is they just destroy your pace

but they deal piss damage and have super long windups on all their attacks

[stone fern]

bulwarks do not exist as a real enemy to any class except zealot

[hearty nebula]

as long as you just deal with their rythm it's easy to pick them off

[stone fern]

every staff can deal with them just fine

plasmagun lol

[hearty nebula]

don't staffs literally just ignore their shield

[acoustic dune]

The only reason I don't like playing ogryn is how slow the windup is

[stone fern]

voc or exi stance

[red swift]

Bulwarks are a huge threat in havoc

Like top prio target

[steel patrol]

H1 block cancel

[fleet zealot]

The issue isn’t bulwarks by themselves you dense stone

[stone fern]

ogryn attack speed is shit because they expect you to have the attack speed talent

[fleet zealot]

The issue is when it’s multiple bulwarks/bulwarks mixed in with other melee elites

[acoustic dune]

God if voc was on zealot I can see the sheer fear of the heretic

[stone fern]

"eh" the bleed is doing most of the damage theres no point

[fleet zealot]

H2 has infinite cleave

[acoustic dune]

Neat idea still too slow me feel

[hard nexus]

“ogryn gameplay is so fun!”
the gameplay in question:

[fleet zealot]

So more bleed stacks

[acoustic dune]

But that go down to preference

[stone fern]

oh yeah its still slow

[north sedge]

Ogryn bad at dps grrr

(Completely untrue)

[hearty nebula]

but honestly yeah bulwarks aint that bad they're just fucking tedious

[fleet zealot]

Ogryn boring yea

I can agree

And they will always be niche if they keep the ogryn feel

[acoustic dune]

Maybe that's why only racist play them

Kekw

[hearty nebula]

💀

[stone fern]

ogryn has two modes bonk and unethical amounts of dps on gunlugger

[hard nexus]

or karsolas pick

[hearty nebula]

gunlugger made me feel like i just had a lobotomy when i tried it

but on the other hand

[fleet zealot]

It’s unavoidable, if they attack just as fast as humans it would look wonky and stupid

[hearty nebula]

i also couldn't be assed to max out ogryn because it's just so fucking boring to play

[hard nexus]

gunlugger is just smite with ammo

[acoustic dune]

I mean vermintide 2 is right there

[stone fern]

and damage

[acoustic dune]

It would be funny

[hard nexus]

it took me nearly 800 hours til i finally got around to leveling up ogryn, and even then i had someone power level me

[fleet zealot]

Dwarf isn’t direct ogryn translation lol

[hearty nebula]

yeah

[fleet zealot]

Not even close

[hearty nebula]

im probably just gonna end up grabbing someone & doing karnak spam to do it

[hard nexus]

ogryn is fun in mostly melee

[acoustic dune]

I meant speaking of melee speed

[stone fern]

i almost died doing ogryn penances yesterday

[steel patrol]

when you’re fighting multiple crushers and bulwarks H1 spam is better before you start doing H2 on stuff like ragers tbh

[acoustic dune]

It is wonky and beautiful

[hearty nebula]

the humble slayer:

[fleet zealot]

There were ragers and maulers

[stone fern]

brain activity fell to zero 😭

[fleet zealot]

Grey name acting up jfc

[steel patrol]

hiii

[hard nexus]

my fucking work laptop i think broke

euhgggh

[hearty nebula]

ok nooble...

[hard nexus]

i hate doing inventory

[hearty nebula]

:3

[steel patrol]

but yeah buff ogryn melee fr

[stone fern]

hi

[hearty nebula]

like not even this

[steel patrol]

I’m not a noob!!! I play this game!!!

[acoustic dune]

Try shove attacking

Iz a good trick

[hearty nebula]

i just dont want ogryn to be focused on melee so hard in the first place, at least as it is right now

[acoustic dune]

Oh yeah? Name every Saint

[hearty nebula]

just spamming heavy attacks is so boring

[hearty nebula]

ur mom

[steel patrol]

^

[hearty nebula]

because she's a very sweet lady

[acoustic dune]

You are right

[hearty nebula]

:3

[acoustic dune]

She is very much my fav saint

[hearty nebula]

thats why i fucked your mom

she made me cookies

they were very good

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

thats it

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[acoustic dune]

i am fucking your dad

both dads

[hearty nebula]

didnt know knify was a necropheliac

wtfreak...

[acoustic dune]

you momless twink

anyhow

[hearty nebula]

my mom very epic

i want to visit her someday i havent been back home in like

3 years

lol

[acoustic dune]

omg same

pls tell me you arent me

[hearty nebula]

fuck tennessee i gotta get out of this shithole

😭

fuck the bible belt, all my homies hate the bible belt

full of so many ass backwards mfs

[acoustic dune]

i am thankfull that i am not studying in the united state

[hearty nebula]

good

education here is no bueno

👈 point in case

[acoustic dune]

i still remenber someone from the united state of america

saying that they need to do gender study

to get into art

[hearty nebula]

like

anatomy?

[acoustic dune]

its a obliegatory class

[hearty nebula]

or like the social aspect shit

[acoustic dune]

no the politic

[hearty nebula]

what the fuck lmfao

"you can only come into this class if u learn how to make corpo slop"

fuck corporations trying to appeal to lgbt mfs

[acoustic dune]

i am happy that i came into france to study

the freaky perv that is french make good art

[hearty nebula]

YOU CANT SAY THAT WORD

[acoustic dune]

its between this or japan

[hearty nebula]

NO FR*NCH

WTF

[acoustic dune]

oh sorry
i mean LA FRANCE

[red swift]

The college im going to right now has a requirement to do a diversity class

I went to a racial media class that taught us to not be racist

basically

[acoustic dune]

what where you trying ot get into

[red swift]

electrical engineering

[acoustic dune]

please tell me engineering or smth

i was right

omg

[hearty nebula]

💀

[red swift]

there were other choices too

[hearty nebula]

wtf is modern education even

some zealot im playing with rn

[acoustic dune]

i am so happy i wasnt born in the land of ''freedom''

[hearty nebula]

has weakspot + ranged crit on their zarona...

😭

[red swift]

like stuff about trans and heaps of other diversity stuff

thats pretty based tbh

[acoustic dune]

diversity hire

ah

the most racist thing i can think off right now

[north sedge]

Nothing wrong with expanding your mind (and American art education still paints a ton of naked people you weirdo)

[red swift]

Like i'm an adult I know to not be racist lol

unless you'rea furry

[thorn sable]

Most people who take those classes seem to learn how to be extra racist from all the “don’t do this” examples

[acoustic dune]

how will you deal with furry with domination fetish

what then?

are you gonna look at them equal

[red swift]

The teacher was very nice though so I participated best i could

[acoustic dune]

?

[red swift]

I will flashgitz warhammer them

join the deathwatch and cull their numbers

[acoustic dune]

what if they are into that too?

what then?

[red swift]

best steel my mental

[acoustic dune]

what if there are also into that then?

also out of subject question

why did you get into electrical engineering?

[red swift]

I know I want to do something involving computers, but I didn't enjoy intel when I did it

and I dont want to do programming either

[acoustic dune]

what exactly is electrical engineering?

[red swift]

Think about

I forgot the name hold on

Computer chips

hardware

It was that or mechanical engineering

I just settled on electrical

Semiconductors, that's the word

[acoustic dune]

so computer part maker in a sense?

[stone fern]

who knows

[red swift]

as an example yeah

commercial goods

[acoustic dune]

is it like some theory study and make custom part for stuff?

[thorn sable]

It means they are an electropriest

[red swift]

Can't say

Still a freshman

[north sedge]

designing chips/circuits

[acoustic dune]

electro freak

[thorn sable]

The fundamental attributes are having mechanical tentacles and shooting lightning from your bhole

[acoustic dune]

you mean

[copper hawk]

Defenses is dump

Headtaker and DBlow are the BiS blessings

[acoustic dune]

tbh i cant wait for the day we get into cybernetic

[thorn sable]

HERESY

[acoustic dune]

the medicenal aplication is crazy

[copper hawk]

Wut the Gawonga Bwomp.

[thorn sable]

Yeah I can’t wait to have mandatory security patches for my spinal column that brick my anus for a week

Wowee

[opaque island]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLPuyR-ECC8

[acoustic dune]

also did you know that gabe newell the man is getting into a similar field and far before elon musk

in brain chip

or so

[copper hawk]

Nuh uh

[acoustic dune]

https://starfishneuroscience.com

[thorn sable]

Sweet I can pay Gaben 30% of every shit I take

[opaque island]

I trust gabe alot more than i trust elon with my brain

[copper hawk]

He 2 bsy gettin lawsuitz 4 fostering children gambling

He got coffeezilla'd

It's ovar..

[acoustic dune]

its never ovar cica

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[thorn sable]

It’ll work but the UI will be from 1995 and startup takes half a year

[acoustic dune]

we are gaben child soldier

we are his groomed

rise up steam head

[thorn sable]

Also every Tuesday your brain will stop working for 3hrs because Gaben can’t figure out a blue green deployment model

[copper hawk]

Sometimez i think ur a gooner ai knify

I dont think ur a real hominid

[acoustic dune]

erm like well yeah?

i am human???

duh???

[opaque island]

are you sure about that?

[acoustic dune]

mass histeria

[copper hawk]

Brian

[acoustic dune]

yes my personal brian

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-brian-griffin-brian-running-scary-gif-8185219274756384450

[twilit otter]

would thunderhammer work with chorus build or should you take fury

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-anime-studio-trigger-thistle-gif-16992136362585981252

helo stinkatricer

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

lol whenever I wake up my cat she just gives me this look

[hearty nebula]

my cat lovs me luckily

he heeds my beckon to recieves pats...

[placid fiber]

mine does too heh

She just sometimes isn't ready for my bs

[copper hawk]

Y y grabbeth .

[acoustic dune]

It know

[copper hawk]

Y u grabbeth .

[placid fiber]

are you really going to stand for this cica?!

[hearty nebula]

i chang nicknam to my zealot

cuz i play it mor tan my soyker...

da gabby

[placid fiber]

Man, It really is nice when your brain auto fills in the missing letters lol

[acoustic dune]

Weirdly I perferplaying class canon psycher in melee then zealot

It is

Weird

[hearty nebula]

i also play melee soyker

:3

[acoustic dune]

It's the only way I play soyker

[placid fiber]

I play whatever I am feeling at that moment

[hearty nebula]

technically its gunker but

[acoustic dune]

Fuck range

[hearty nebula]

they literally go hand in hand

so does nae matter

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/4thnae-pfp-gif-12267505451424811428

[acoustic dune]

The warp freatsword let me not pick empower psyhonic

Mwaning

I can take soulburn

[hearty nebula]

i forgor what my soyker build is

leme chec

[acoustic dune]

Why tf do you have warp resistant at 80 for

[hearty nebula]

i got it when it was brand new

[acoustic dune]

I have mine at 24

[hearty nebula]

too lazy to get new one

cuz havent been playing psyker

[acoustic dune]

I would get mine lower if I can

[acoustic dune]

Dude that 52 warp generation is crazy

I need to remake one

With shit defense

So I can get war resistance at 10 or smth

[hearty nebula]

i can go mak new one rq....

[desert spear]

bro got veteran gear

[hearty nebula]

gambling time

:3

[hearty nebula]

yea cuz it work betterer for my build

staffs kind of yuckers with scriers gaze imo

[desert spear]

no I meant like

red gear

red gear from vermintide was called veteran gear

[acoustic dune]

Dump defense and war resistance

[desert spear]

anyway

[acoustic dune]

Make it as low as possible

[desert spear]

where my brace of pistols @????

[hearty nebula]

warp res only important dump for bfgs iirc

at least wit the way i play it

cuz i just stay in scriers gaze until i hit stacks cap then i just use special attack to delete whatever tf in front of me

[frosty herald]

Do not dump defense on fgs

[hearty nebula]

very epic tho

only had to buy 3 of them tho to get 60 warp res

[acoustic dune]

But Muh 80% warp generation

Seriously doh what's a good amount of defense

I need to sacrifice a stat to get a lower war res then 24

[frosty herald]

80

[acoustic dune]

Well then I made the perfect bfg

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-eternal-slayer-bfg-mars-gif-27375266

[acoustic dune]

Where's handler walter

[acoustic dune]

God I wanna so fuck ayre

FUCKING A GIANT FUCKOFF MECH THAT IS

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeball-creepy-halloween-scary-cool-gif-19806626

[sterile stone]

It knows your sins

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeball-orb-gif-27067703

[desert spear]

I killed that bitch first playthrough

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-legs-change-color-gif-17894572

[acoustic dune]

mine was handler walter

Can't wait for them make a dlc for the game

[Coping]

[desert spear]

handler Walter made me cry ngl

I was like

no remorse killing ayre idk why LOL

but Walter made me teary eyed

[acoustic dune]

Well atleast at our 3rd run

We get to fuckup iguana

Poor sod

[placid fiber]

rip in pieces

https://tenor.com/view/nicevagg-enstars-odie-rip-enstars-eichi-gif-20614617

I have no clue what that is

[placid fiber]

all I know is it had rip in pieces in it

[placid fiber]

pretty underweight and afraid

so... typical lion male that survives

[acoustic dune]

Oh ey thai mentioned

[placid fiber]

I typed it in google search, found this... and the info given isn't adding up

otherwise I got this

[mighty mesa]

[fleet zealot]

Guys

[placid fiber]

No

I refuse

[fleet zealot]

We opened a time portal in dnd

[placid fiber]

I will not eat broccoli

oh wait

You don't mean broccoli, nvm

[fleet zealot]

We may have just made our story multiversal

Multi timelines

[mighty mesa]

Ill give u that im 32 in the middle of next year

[fleet zealot]

Oh no

[placid fiber]

As one often does

[placid fiber]

... I mean... a few months after that I'm also 32 lol

well... by a few I mean 2 lol

[fleet zealot]

Why did the captain use the time watch to win a poker game

[placid fiber]

for disney

[fleet zealot]

Why did they roll a 100 on the random effect table

[placid fiber]

cause of nintendo

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-nintendo-switch-cease-and-desist-nintendo-wii-wii-u-gif-21051413

[mighty mesa]

Right we talked about this the other day

[placid fiber]

Yep lol

[fleet zealot]

We really are the dragons who dungeon or something

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-yamanosusume-encouragementofclimb-cutegirlsdoingcutethings-cgdct-gif-18516151

[placid fiber]

I don't consider months older to be older, personally lol

I consider 1+ years to be older

[fleet zealot]

But it’s worse, it is getting so muvh worse and we havent even had the next session yet

[placid fiber]

cause if your counting months... you might as well be counting days or hours as well by that point...

unless it's like... 10 months lol

[mighty mesa]

Tbh, I rarely remember how old i am

I just know im 30+

[placid fiber]

I remember whenever I think like... 20 seconds about it... cause my own age doesn't mean shit to me

not past 21

[mighty mesa]

Yeee

Same but 25

[placid fiber]

21 is the only age that really unlocked anything for me lol

and I don't even drink anymore lol

[opaque island]

I had a coworker that made a huge deal about turning 30 like OMG im so old now

like dude you still got more than half your life

[placid fiber]

oh boy... I'm... 1 day older than I was yesterday...

[opaque island]

if nothing bad happens

[keen seal]

man the wound zealot suffer to much from trappers

[placid fiber]

not really any more than any other zealot

like... if you're trapped your fucked 99(% of the time with how randos are

[acoustic dune]

i am still pissed that trapper net go through hordes?

[keen seal]

well if we use the logic, wound zealot should be low hp to exploit the build

[placid fiber]

eh

Only if your woundmaxxing

otherwise you just use natural chip or something like half hp

[mighty mesa]

Saaame, I always wanna have a whiskey, but I can never afford one, without hating myself, so I just dont

[fleet zealot]

You just let chip damage build up

[placid fiber]

I just don't drink any more... I haven't in like... 5 years

[acoustic dune]

arent you 17?

[placid fiber]

lol

[remote lark]

just dodge

[keen seal]

chip damage?

[mighty mesa]

[placid fiber]

like... come on knify lol

[keen seal]

bro what are you trying

[remote lark]

[acoustic dune]

the mod say he was 17

[remote lark]

if i were about to get netted..

i would simply tell the trapper

i do not consent!

and move out of the way

[placid fiber]

to move in a way that makes the net have less of a chance to... hit you

[desert spear]

18yo here I LOVE alcohol

[acoustic dune]

ask meow

[acoustic dune]

i find that the label 5 is a good whisky

[keen seal]

enjoy it

[placid fiber]

As one does

[acoustic dune]

this is from a guy who cant enjoy a good beer

[acoustic dune]

BLACK LAGOON

[placid fiber]

eh beer is a feel

[acoustic dune]

YEAHH

[placid fiber]

you either gotta like it or just drink it cuz you can

[acoustic dune]

first let us all agree

[keen seal]

ahhh a man of culture

[placid fiber]

beer just tastes like liquid piss to me

[acoustic dune]

that jack daniel suck ass

it taste shit

make me wanna vomit

idk how i use to stand it

[placid fiber]

jack daniels sucks... until compared to 5 o'clock vodka lol

honestly it isn't that bad to me

[opaque island]

The only appeal i understand of vodka is that its generally cheap

everything else about it sucks

[desert spear]

I love vodka

[placid fiber]

but... does vodka love you?

[desert spear]

vodka is like my favourite

[opaque island]

tastes like im drinking how a hospital smells

[desert spear]

yes

[acoustic dune]

i have had white rhum and good vodka not long ago

on a cold day

its peak

[hearty nebula]

i have cookies and cream rum

its very yummy...

[placid fiber]

I need your 5 page essay on this

[opaque island]

actually i stand corrected by myself, the only time vodka is good is with other things

like a screwdriver

[desert spear]

it speaks to me

I kiss the half gallon bottle I got for Christmas to bed

[placid fiber]

(not really tho)

[acoustic dune]

my screwdroiver is 25 oj and 75 vodka

[desert spear]

like most liquor yeah

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-ill-drink-to-lets-drink-gif-2979759080434579522

[desert spear]

mix it with dr pepper or cola

and it tastes gud

[hearty nebula]

you'd drink to someone pissing on the sidewalk

[acoustic dune]

i never get why vidka rum is good

[placid fiber]

all I did was mix cheap ass hard liquor with some really bad fake lemon juice that tasted just as bad as the alcohol

[desert spear]

I drink vodka pure when I’m sad

simple

it’s like liquid pain it burns your throat

[acoustic dune]

that but with whisky

[hearty nebula]

vodka is the only thing other than rum i can drink by itself

[placid fiber]

this kinda shit lol

[hearty nebula]

cept for sake mayb

[acoustic dune]

some captain morgan is nice

[placid fiber]

I did 50 50 on the mix

[desert spear]

I love Disaronno, got that for Christmas too

[opaque island]

I dont get how people can drink vodka straight, it tastes how a hospital smells

[desert spear]

it’s called not being a pussy

[acoustic dune]

again you had chea[ vodka

good vodka is quite nice

[desert spear]

and also yeah

good vodka is like

🙏

[placid fiber]

Good vodka? You can do it

5 o clock vodka at room temperature? Would not recommend

[opaque island]

fuck you, i like to actually enjoy the things im drinking

[acoustic dune]

i need myself a good white liquor

[desert spear]

I do enjoy it

I enjoy the burn at the back of my throat

[placid fiber]

Fair

I could care less either way

and just wanted to get drunk

cuz it felt good

Stan understands

[desert spear]

we drink to forget not to remember…

🎉

[hushed knoll]

This means you do care somewhat because it’s possible your level of caring could be lower

[opaque island]

what you meant is I couldn't care less

[acoustic dune]

tequila

[opaque island]

implying that you literally cannot care less

[mighty mesa]

Bro, when I was 20, my friend made moonshine and didnt have anything else at home, so we drank a gallon of moonshine with that stuff, God I hate that taste now

[placid fiber]

eh... I just wanted to down the shit and get it over with so I could enjoy the feeling

[acoustic dune]

o god what is spam fav alchohol is?

i fear for humanity

[placid fiber]

the fake lemon juice that comes in a bottle like that is vile shit

[acoustic dune]

carbonated whisky or smth

with eggs

[mighty mesa]

Agreeed

[desert spear]

on October 31st I had 8 jägerbombs and several shots of vodka

most drunk I’ve ever been

[placid fiber]

I used that shit to mix cheap hard liquor with... 50 50

[acoustic dune]

never like jaeger bomb

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-time-gif-15246267

[acoustic dune]

but i remenber having a drinking game with some people

[placid fiber]

Stan's average drink

[mighty mesa]

I feel ya

[hushed knoll]

“Two shots of vodka”

[acoustic dune]

i won mostly

[desert spear]

me neither im never having jägermeister ever again, I still feel sick thinking about it

[acoustic dune]

still i drank

[opaque island]

this is a garaunteed recipe to make you throw up later

[acoustic dune]

german grandma cough syrup

i wanna be like my uncle

[placid fiber]

Those were the days... all it took was something salty and a small drink of soda to get the flavor out of your mouth

[acoustic dune]

he is a retired teacher

like a type of imperial teacher in a way

[desert spear]

suprisingly I didn’t throw up

[acoustic dune]

before him having a grandson he would have a shitty amount of alchohol

would sit outside

and drink

[desert spear]

I graduated from bronze rank to silver rank alcoholic that night

[mighty mesa]

Back when i was 21, I drank a bottle of jäger, 5 beers, a few shots in one evening, and my friends dad had to pick me up cause I couldn't walk

[desert spear]

oh I couldn’t walk either

[acoustic dune]

atleast you didnt puke

twice

thrice

[copper hawk]

What's a jagerbomb

[desert spear]

and every time someone tried speaking to me I’d just laugh

[desert spear]

Red bull mixed with Jagermeister

[placid fiber]

One time I got drunk at a friends house I ended up completely horizontal in the air somehow

[acoustic dune]

i am never eating after drinking

ever

again

[placid fiber]

when I slipped

[mighty mesa]

But I did, and it was black from the jäger

[opaque island]

the trick is to eat before you drink

[acoustic dune]

i blackoout after eating a pizza

[copper hawk]

That sounds like it'd be weird

What's jagermeister ?

Is it a kind of liquor ?

[opaque island]

yes

[placid fiber]

What? but chips are tasty...

[acoustic dune]

german cough syrup

[copper hawk]

Is it like

Rum or something

[acoustic dune]

i had pizza

dude

the grease

[mighty mesa]

Yaa kinda liquorice liquor

[placid fiber]

okay that's fair

[copper hawk]

Oh it's some unique thing

[opaque island]

its a liqueur

[copper hawk]

Ooooh

I HATEZ licorice..

[acoustic dune]

my hair stood up from the vomit

i had to borrow someone shirt

because i slept on the floor

[placid fiber]

I almost never would vomit when I drank, even with the way I drank alcohol

[acoustic dune]

3 bottle of liquor i brought

halfway done

[mighty mesa]

When I drink, I generally end up on the floor near a toilet somewhere

[placid fiber]

I knew my limit to keep myself from vomiting pretty well

[mighty mesa]

Very cozy 10/10 would recommend

[acoustic dune]

i remenber drinking in my room and try to not puke on my bed

(i slept in the toilet)

anyhow

[desert spear]

Jagermeister is an elf drink

fucking herbs

[acoustic dune]

need to buy liquor for new year

[desert spear]

for knife earred pricks

[acoustic dune]

any recommendation?

[opaque island]

in my experience its not the quantity of alchohol your drinking that makes you throw up its the types and if you're mixing alot of different shit or not

also sugary drinks will make you puke faster

[acoustic dune]

i hate sweet drink

[desert spear]

Disaronno if you want good taste

im gonna be drinking that on new years

[acoustic dune]

sorry lad

i only drink hard liquor

[placid fiber]

even tho 99% of my drinking was at home... I knew my limits very well. I think I only ended up puking 2 or 3 times overall

[opaque island]

you guys got any plans for the new year?

[placid fiber]

sleep

[acoustic dune]

atleast you didnt drink on your brithday

[placid fiber]

maybe get some pizza

[acoustic dune]

alone

[placid fiber]

sleep

[opaque island]

Im thinking about overthrowing my state government /s

[placid fiber]

um

watch youtube

uh

sleep

[hushed knoll]

(Solid)

[opaque island]

unironically have been there

[acoustic dune]

god my brithday was shit

[mighty mesa]

Sleep and sleep and maybe if I can afford it, pizza

[hushed knoll]

I drank on my birthday but it was fun

[acoustic dune]

i just say no one like me

drink alchohol while showering

[opaque island]

🫂

[acoustic dune]

go outside

[placid fiber]

Uh... I always drank alone pretty much... my wife may have been home, but, I was at my pc for most of the time I was drinking

[hushed knoll]

You drink hard liquor while showering?

[acoustic dune]

go eat some thing close to hoome at a restaurent

[acoustic dune]

i was depress

on my b day

[hushed knoll]

Drinking alone is a stereotype, it’s not bad

[hushed knoll]

Oh :(

[acoustic dune]

i went to a restaurant alone

coked up by hard liquor

finish eating

[placid fiber]

I also don't suffer from depression and I only drank because I was a happy drunk. When I was mad or sad I wouldn't drink

[acoustic dune]

go to a museum

[mighty mesa]

I like shower beer, makes u feel all good

[acoustic dune]

and watch some lad paint

[hushed knoll]

Yeah that’s fine

[hushed knoll]

Those all sound good to me tbh

[acoustic dune]

sadly cant stand beer

[placid fiber]

I was somehow a responsible drunk ass lol

[acoustic dune]

i was planning to draw alone

in the museum

[hushed knoll]

Ew no, it gets all warm

[acoustic dune]

dude

[mighty mesa]

Drink more beer, so u can then

[opaque island]

stereotypes exist for a reason and it can be a sign that a person is not doing well

[acoustic dune]

i never know how sober i could feel while drunk

[hushed knoll]

Well I mean if you’re just chilling and want to have some drinks

[mighty mesa]

How slow do u drink omg

[hushed knoll]

It depends on the context

[acoustic dune]

i am more motivated then when i am sober

[desert spear]

cry and scratch my skin because I promised to fully lock in in 2025

[opaque island]

I like drinking because it makes the negative self talk stop 😄

[hushed knoll]

What is fully lock

[desert spear]

and im still downing antidepressants

so

[placid fiber]

Oh yeah. Being a happy drunk was the best thing for me during my drinking time. I loved the feeling of being drunk and if I couldn't enjoy it, I would sometimes even just get rid of the alcohol

[acoustic dune]

ignore stan he has a food category called ''sweaty food''

[hushed knoll]

KNIFY WTF

[acoustic dune]

and quasidlla is in there

[hushed knoll]

Quesadillas make me sweat

[acoustic dune]

see?

[mighty mesa]

[hushed knoll]

I burned my tongue on nachos the other day and my tongue hurts so bad

[opaque island]

thats how i know im not too far gone, i have times were im partway through a drink and im just like "nah im not feeling it" and throw it away

[hushed knoll]

This is why I always use a spoon when eating nachos

Or form

[acoustic dune]

WAIT IT TO COOL DOWN THEN?

[hushed knoll]

Fork

[hushed knoll]

But then it gets cold

[placid fiber]

in fact this is what I did with the last bottle of liquor I got... It wasn't fun, and I couldn't enjoy it anymore so I dumped like 1 liter of the bottle out and haven't drunk since

[hushed knoll]

The whole point of eating food is to eat it

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/wiggle-silly-dance-fork-crazy-hair-wiggle-dance-gif-6303878151778664754

[acoustic dune]

ok??? like puff on it then?

like the wolf and the 3 piggies?

huff and puff?

[opaque island]

God i wish that were me

[desert spear]

flaccid

[acoustic dune]

i can stand it after getting drunk

also dont have the cash

[opaque island]

I was thinking hair but you do you

[acoustic dune]

my doctrine is get drunk fast

its more cost effective

[atomic fjord]

What the fuck

[hushed knoll]

I burn my mouth all the time

Blowing on it is a scam

It doesn’t do anything

[north sedge]

stan is like dog must eat now

[opaque island]

we say what the frick around here

[north sedge]

they have to put his food in a little conch so he doesnt eat it too fast and choke

[hushed knoll]

OMG DOUGHTHONY HI ILY

[hushed knoll]

Conch?

[acoustic dune]

a type of plate

[keen seal]

is havoc bugged right?

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/conch-spongebob-squarepants-magic-conch-no-nope-gif-17942465

[acoustic dune]

you should get this stan

[hushed knoll]

wtf

[acoustic dune]

for you

[hushed knoll]

I thought he was saying to put it in an actual shell

[opaque island]

arent those for dogs?

[acoustic dune]

yarp

[opaque island]

are you implying that taco stan is a dog!?

how rude

[north sedge]

I was

[fleet zealot]

Build your own bed

[hushed knoll]

Why would you put food in a conch shell

[hushed knoll]

Oh those are dog bowls?!! wtf

[opaque island]

it apparently helps dogs with eating too fast, makes em slow down

[north sedge]

yea

[distant lagoon]

who got better invis, vet or zealot?

[hearty nebula]

neither they both suck

:3c

[distant lagoon]

that's not how "which is better" question works...

[stone fern]

weird and bumpy dog

[hearty nebula]

neither

they both suck

no stealth

[hushed knoll]

IM PUTTING YOU IN A CONCH 😠😠😠😠

I’m gonna call u conch boy

😠😠😠😠😠

[distant lagoon]

no u

[acoustic dune]

taco is never beating the creature allegation

[acoustic dune]

no??? i am calling him a eldritch god whom need to own a dog bowl to hit slower???

[river jackal]

Is Heavy Eviscerator XV and Revolver a good starter pairing for Zealot to learn the class?

[misty nova]

[hearty nebula]

it's perfectly acceptable

[misty nova]

You mindlessly dash towards whatever enemy with the eviscerator and take a couple shots against Trappers every now and then

[hearty nebula]

but just keep in mind that eviscerators are capped to only dealing damage to 4 targets at a time

[river jackal]

Can they still stagger other targets

Or is that also capped

[hearty nebula]

they can stagger

[river jackal]

That's such a weird thing to do

[hearty nebula]

but i will say it time & time again

[river jackal]

Did FS ever explain why they did that

[hearty nebula]

the best CC is killing them

because they can't hurt you if they're dead

[river jackal]

True, but I'm finding relic blade a bit of a steep learning curve

[hearty nebula]

if you want something like equally braindead for noobing

just use MKX relic blade

[river jackal]

See its actually MKX I'm having the issue with

[hearty nebula]

elaborate

[river jackal]

It's just not very good into large rager packs the same way I'm used too on Ogryn

[hearty nebula]

protip

fury of the faithful's buff lasts ten seconds

so if you feel like you're not hitting as many enemies as you should when your powered mode is recharging, just pop that

[river jackal]

Is revolver one of our better ranged options?

[hearty nebula]

it's p decent yeah

[river jackal]

I've been told it has pretty sweet one tap breakpoints

[hearty nebula]

it can get rid of any enemy in the game pretty easily outside of bosses unless ur running that one scrunkly ahh build

[river jackal]

I'm assuming the preferred revolver is Zerona

[hearty nebula]

yea

its just better ngl

[ornate bone]

enemy enemies

[hearty nebula]

im tired

[gray ice]

If you're not liking Mk X or having trouble, try Mk II

Could find it easier/better to navigate

[humble badge]

Who wants to do penance with me? Just a flesh wound for the zealot on heresy? pn me

[distant lagoon]

After soem more testing i gotta conclude

Vet stealth is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than zealot's

[stone fern]

@plush estuary is the flesh wound guy hes in a game rn tho

[misty nova]

[atomic fjord]

Guys

I’m one havic away

From the full armor set

[stone fern]

havoc is locked now

broken

[atomic fjord]

And it had to fucking break

[stone fern]

shattered to the winds....

[atomic fjord]

I want to make my rhinda karnak zealot ):

[stone fern]

damn... the twin lovers got another one...

[atomic fjord]

Rn it’s homeless knife man

[river jackal]

Likelihood on FS restoring our Havoc ranks if it stays broken until next reset is low I assume

[sterile stone]

Gatekeeping at it's finest

Now True Survivor is rarer

[acoustic dune]

Mmh the karnak twink n tomboy

[atomic fjord]

Why is half this server femboys

[acoustic dune]

idk

[lean lark]

yeah man

until it gets patched

then its auric storm survivor 2.0

[acoustic dune]

they are weirdly into warhmammer 40k for some reason

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatd-huh-confused-lost-gif-13055027

Mans always gotta pull up and kill the vibe

Go on

Shooo

[lean lark]

im just telling you the truth

[sterile stone]

It's only happened once

And hasn't been replicated as far as I'm aware

So until there's a confirmed method

It won't happen

[lean lark]

still coping over that guy getting it

you gotta let it go man

[ornate bone]

unless im missing something

relic blades are not as good as i thought theyd be 💀

[misty nova]

They stopped enjoying long hair

Or the other way around

Who knows

[river jackal]

You see this as a bad thing?

[misty nova]

Learn the combos

[gray ice]

relic blade is our strongest all purpose weapon now, learn it and there's quite literally nothing it can't kill

i almost 4 shot a cspawn yesterday with it, I need to get better at aiming

[misty ravine]

Eviscerator 2: A two-handed weapon that looks and feels and sounds good but has poor mobility and complex attack patterns in a game that rewards high mobility and the ability to go straight into the best attack for the given situation

That said, it is still miles better than the Evis

[ornate bone]

it just feels very slow and clunky, ive learned some of the combos and the mk2 feels pretty good into elite packs, but the clunkiness feels SO bad. especially compared to the fgs (am psyker main). weapon feels so slow and the heat gauge mechanic can feel really punishing when thinks like the ds exist, i dont mind it much but man the slowness is killing me

maybe not clunky per se, i just feel some delay between actions like dashing and charging the weapon etc.

[gray ice]

there's definitely a window that's on the slow side for initiating stuff like the slide poke

It's a little annoying and I wish it was shortened, but I've definitely practiced enough I'm used to it

[atomic fjord]

I am one of the femboys

[ornate bone]

right, thats the thing, if i use it more i wont mind it im sure, its clearly a v unique weapon, but man it just feels so slow rn

[gray ice]

The mk2 combos probably feel weird at first, but if you remember the 3 hit combos and start with those you can branch off till you learn how to weave in and out of combos better

I use marty to counteract the slowness since I also think it's a bit slow baseline

[lean lark]

never use the duelling sword as a base when thinking of any weapon rn, its just stupidly overpowered

also make sure to run either inexorable judgement or martyr

helps speed it up a bunch

[ornate bone]

i realized that, i thought to myself, why am i comparing this to the best weapon in the game?

[river jackal]

Excellent

[ornate bone]

idk they feel fine, the L1 into heavy chains for elites and the heavy sweeps into light cancel for hrodes

[gray ice]

my audio is scuffed because fuck nvidia, but watch a bulwark get styled on at the end

[haughty hinge]

i don't think it's "overpowered" in a pve horde shooter lmao... I think most of the weapons just flat out suck a fat one and don't fill any niche

[hard nexus]

no ds4 is OP

[gray ice]

A game being PvE doesn't preclude it from balance

[lean lark]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

[gray ice]

DS4 is broken, simple as

[lean lark]

pve games can have overpowered weapons in them

[haughty hinge]

a sword tho

who cares

[ornate bone]

kinda true

like why does the combat shotgun exist??

[haughty hinge]

or the helbore

[gray ice]

I mean we care, why do you think we're in this discord for degens

[lean lark]

you can use every weapon in darktide and they all do what they're meant to: kill enemies

[gray ice]

[haughty hinge]

i mean, ya... you guys do, but you're all rejects and don't matter so

[ornate bone]

bayonet and it can 1 tap crushers

[gray ice]

proudly displaying reject title on all characters

[haughty hinge]

sorry, the technical term is, "disposable assets"

[gray ice]

like a true nub

hadron calls us varlet what else do you need really

[haughty hinge]

hadron is a slut and I bet she takes it up the fking ass

now... let's get back to the duelling sword

is it wrong to be strong? you be the judge

[gray ice]

I mean there's strong and then there's a toothpick getting through armor better than the actual anti armor weapons

[haughty hinge]

PERSONALLY THO, I think the other weapons just suck so much ass that it makes a handful of weapons stick out unnaturally

[gray ice]

Wholly enabled by mainly one blessing, aka uncanny

[misty nova]

Combat Shotguns out here catching strays

[gray ice]

If you think most weapons suck now, you shoulda been here 2 years ago

[misty nova]

💀

[haughty hinge]

I was bro

I saw that "launch"

still blows my mind the game is mostly positive on steam ngl

[gray ice]

I mean then if anything it's crazy how many weapons are viable now

at least half the armory isn't locked behind "if you're using this you're griefing" levels

I used to catch actual flak for having dclaw sometimes by some LOSERS

[haughty hinge]

it sort of is still, depends on the assignment level lmao

[hearty nebula]

hi again noobs

:3c

[haughty hinge]

if you make a havoc 40 difficulty, you need to make everything have some sort of a niche in it, but there's soooo many weapons that are just... why

[hearty nebula]

dclaw is weird and most people suck at using it

[gray ice]

Havoc is a difficulty outlier though, the top end is literally for people who think auric mael is boring now

[hearty nebula]

so that's understandable why people get twisted about it sometimes

but it can dish out some nasty fucking damage if you learn how to use it's parry

[gray ice]

There's going to be a meta when it comes to super high difficulty stuff, I don't expect everything to work under those kinds of conditions

[haughty hinge]

it's not, it's a stress test for the weapons themselves and highlights why some are still absolute dogshit.

[misty ravine]

Very few games are well enough balanced to have a diverse meta at the most extreme difficulty

[haughty hinge]

it's a pve game, there's no reason every weapon can't be good

[hearty nebula]

there is

[haughty hinge]

explain

[gray ice]

I mean yea I'm sure they're gonna use the data and stuff from it for further balancing, but I wouldn't expect that when havoc just dropped

[hearty nebula]

it's called you get duelling sword which makes the game kind of braindead

[misty ravine]

Also, right now Havoc is a hilarious reminder of Fatshark being Fatshark and how they actually managed to Y2K themselves in 2024

[haughty hinge]

that's all I hear

duelling sword, duelling sword, duelling sword

[hearty nebula]

that's because it's op

[misty ravine]

Fatshark sucks at balance and takes for goddamned ever to do anything

[haughty hinge]

so?

what does that have to do with buffing weapons

[hearty nebula]

because fatshark is pussies

[gray ice]

nothing, both can be true

[hearty nebula]

and the only one that like

[haughty hinge]

...

[gray ice]

ds4 can get nerfed cuz it's nuts and other stuff can get buffed

[hearty nebula]

reasonably needs a buff at the moment (outside of some ogryn stuff maybe)

is autopistol

[haughty hinge]

that's literally what ive been saying for 15 minutes

[hearty nebula]

and maybe touch up crusher a little bit

but other than that i can't really think of many things like in desperate need of a buff

[haughty hinge]

then you don't play the game

[hearty nebula]

ok tourist

lol

[haughty hinge]

cuz I can hear the fucking heavy sword crying in pain from here

[hearty nebula]

LMAO

ok noob

[gray ice]

the hsword

[lean lark]

what???

[gray ice]

are you sure

bud

[hearty nebula]

bro is just fuckin outing himself now

[haughty hinge]

i hate that fucking thing

[hearty nebula]

lmfao

bro just admit you're ass

[gray ice]

the weapon that can smite 4 ragers at once?

needs help?

[misty nova]

The weapon?
Yeah it received a small attack speed nerf recently

[haughty hinge]

why use a heavy sword when I can just 1 shot a boss with a hammer

idk

[gray ice]

what

[hearty nebula]

because thammer is dog at horde clear

[misty nova]

So I guess FS thinks Crusher is balanced rn

[hearty nebula]

they have completely different use cases

[haughty hinge]

hammer is amazing at horde clear lol

[hearty nebula]

no it's not lmao

[haughty hinge]

charge a heavy

[misty nova]

Slaughterer rolls in

[gray ice]

hammer's horde clear is pretty good right now

[haughty hinge]

that's energizedf

[gray ice]

i dunno if you've used it much since last tune up

[haughty hinge]

and it ignores mass

[hearty nebula]

oh... he uses the ironhelm...

[gray ice]

but hammer is fine into hordes now, it's just obviously not relic blade or somethin

[hearty nebula]

that explains it lol

[gray ice]

I use crucis

[haughty hinge]

you have no idea what you're talking about

[gray ice]

it's still fine

[hearty nebula]

p sure thammer bonks on anything that has armor

[misty ravine]

Also, while equipment was overhauled recently, the usual attitude in any game where you have to grind for stuff in an RNG-based system is that only a few things are good and the rest are intentionally shit.

"Weapon dropped with perfect stats but the base weapon type is shit? Keep grinding, idiot. You actual fucking buffoon."

[haughty hinge]

but there's no RNG in this game anymore

well not rlly

just go to grunt's and buy greys until you get the stats you want

[misty ravine]

It was hastily patched out and you can see the holdovers everywhere still

[misty nova]

Ironhelm charged cleaves
Crucis not really

[hearty nebula]

yeah and ironhelm is

[misty ravine]

Relic Blade was released post gear overhaul and most of its Blessings are utter garbage

[hearty nebula]

still worse at horde clear than basically any other option, other than combat dagger maybe

[placid fiber]

Yeah that's cuz they're designed for different purposes

[haughty hinge]

the one that reduces heat after a kill isn't

[misty ravine]

I would bet dollars against pesos that was a holdover from when you were intended to chase the 2-3 good blessing combos out of a pool of mostly shit

[haughty hinge]

it's super good

[placid fiber]

Pooh

the great deciever

[haughty hinge]

what

[placid fiber]

idk

I'm just joking around

[haughty hinge]

[placid fiber]

cuz I can

[haughty hinge]

HERESY

[gray ice]

I'd like to use overload I wish it coulda been made more useful

[placid fiber]

giving you a title that is worthy of your name

[haughty hinge]

oh cuz the china thing or whatever

[misty ravine]

Obviously a few are good, the point is that in an RNG based reward system, only a few things can be good, thus most things must be shit

[hearty nebula]

im disregarding everything he says from now on

[gray ice]

Having a blessing that has you play with the lock-out is a fun choice

[placid fiber]

Huh? No, cuz winney the pooh is a big name

[haughty hinge]

says the guy who says hammer is bad at clearing

braindead

[hearty nebula]

i didn't say it's bad

i said it's not amazing

[haughty hinge]

you literally did

[hearty nebula]

dipshit

[placid fiber]

They said it is worse than other options

with poor wording

[haughty hinge]

it's clearly not worse

at all

so he's wrong and stupid

[hearty nebula]

it literally is

[haughty hinge]

full stop

go and use an energized heavy on a horde of enemies and tell me it's bad kid

[placid fiber]

they mean things like actual horde clearing weapons <.<

[hearty nebula]

^

comparing it against crucis? yeah sure

whatever

ironhelm's ok for horde clear

[placid fiber]

It's not terrible at horde clear, but, compared to horde clear weapons like the chainsword it is shit for horde clear

[hearty nebula]

but comparing it against literally basically any other option that has sweeping attacks

it's kind of ass