#zealot-class
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I’d like to free myself from game pass
Statecel
Australia has an agreement with Canada that makes emigration between us real easy (relatively speaking anyway, it's still expensive and a process)
I'm sorry.
Fucking rip
The best place? Unless you’re in the bad parts
A Cbomb every now and then 💀
tennessee.
Are you fr?
meanwhile Australia it's actually pretty straightforward to emigrate to from mostly anywhere so long as you have...over 10k to blow on a visa/residency application
I’m in Tennessee
yea i fucking hate it here lmao
they made it borderline impossible to do your own HRT here
I'm coolin I can just jump over for free
my condolences
We need a new strat
this is tru
appreciated lol
I live in the west part
central
At least i don’t live in Memphis
If only I wanted to :((
Might be in the cards though, the way nz going
That’s like a 30 minute to an hour drive for me lol
I was just saying what
ok
I don’t want meet strangers
me neither

i remember doing the drive to florida when i moved there
legit like
22 hour long drive
worst fucking experience of my life
an hour drive is like, normal
This is so real tho, Americans have such a fucking skewed perception of distance
I’ve been to universal
regular americans do
anyone who grew up in rural america knows the pain of how shit our public transportation is
(hi)
It’s not terrible I just wanna save on gas
You also live in pancake land what are you complaining about
ok yea gas prices are highway robbery nowadays
I mean they've always been robbery but it just gets more silly over time
Yeah all Tennessee is is hills and flat land
Was this unintentional or do I have to fight you
wdym
I’ve stayed in the mountains
I am stationed in . Texas
OH
Thete r
Affordable Hrt alternatives
that was completely unintentional lmao
HOWEVER idk if u can talk about them On Disc Cord
Tennessee is the best place to farm
you can legit just dm them to me but if its that dieting cope shit ill pass
i NEED my estrogen
not much different than where I am then
I apparently need a therapist before I can get mine
tbh everyone should consider therapy regardless
shit's golden if you get a support network that works
How it feels to live in the best state
Don't you not have trees or something
I think whatever state is the best for you depends on the person, tbh
It has a lot
yeah i think i'd do well as a gas or a plasma instead of a solid
My state built like a monster hunter game
<.<'
Nah I prefer being solid
how does this guy make such a good job for darktide mission briefing
Have you seen the one where he talks about all the different types of Aliens
This is so funny
I think I've heard it
I already have it
@tepid sorrel what if we kissed and I just spat a bunch of mold into your mouth
I would destroy you
Too late I'm mold ill just grow back
You cannot kill me in a way that mayters
He wants to destroy you
Destroy me 😏😏😏
I can take away your internet access though
Good luck I have no fiber cable to cut
Why were you holding an unreadied gun to the mushrooms head you fucking dumbass
FUCK
I pay zaddy Elon for my internet because my central fucking city apartment has no fiber access
i will ddos your weefee
I will ddos your peepee

Mold.
anyway, wonder how starlink deals with radio interference....
doesn't it always
God there's
So many lewdling freakz in chat lately
Could be due for a chummin..,,
I call this one: Average day on reddit
OK mold-fearer
I don't get it...
euthanasia
Nah I'd win
i hate new zealand
God now I gotta pee x.x
The lethal injection wouldn't work on me
who said i would ever lethally inject you
not everything that's euthanized is lethally injected. it's just the practice of ending a life for a specific reason
u r said little freaker
a kind reason. i'm being kind. i'm putting you out of your misery you mold-infested fuck
So you like injecting into random me- wait... I think I've made a mistake with my wording...
if you didn't have to try so hard it might have been funnier
Who said I was trying to be funny lol
I just like making bad jokes. :3
they even added blood to this lol
You can try
Do u have hunt showdown
XBOX
What combat axe perks hit breakpoints? What is recommended?
Who plays hunt showdown these days, and who the hell uses xbox
flak + maniac/unarmored/unyielding
Why flak specifically?
dreg bruiser 1 shots
mauler damage
rager damage
cheese
the usual
with brutal momentum and headtaker
and mobility as the dump stat
Does +carapace hit any bps?
It might lower crusher hits on heavy spam without chastise/shroudfield
it's just carapace is less common the maniac/unarmored/unyielding
I think unarmored might also hit a breakpoint against scab bruisers without sustained assault/headtaker/duelist/ij/marty up
Flakiac
Bm hter
^
ngl zealot is probably my favorite
zealot is pretty good, even better the better you are at the game
Yo ma ma .!
Is shock and awe any good on TH?
Headtaker is half the cleave of shock and awe + 25% damage and stagger
Can you elaborate why its awful tho? Sounds good on paper
Slaughterer is 80% of SnA's cleave and 40% damage and stagger
In a vacuum its fine but its outcompeted by straight damage
Its the unfortunate fate of 75% of the blessings in the game
Cool
But you could also take HT and/or Slaught
May sound stupid but I dont feel like im hitting any more targets with shock, maybe throw them around but not doing damage
Is there like a cap on how many targets can be hit per swing?
On some weapons yes kind of
It's just the damage fall of is quite a lot
cleave isn't damage
cleave is just how many enemies you can swing through
Which is why hter and slaught are better
Eviscerator light attacks cannot hurt more than 4 targets
Cuz they buff Power
Which is cleave, impact, and damage
SnA is just cleave
You're hitting more targets but not hurting them
Ok that is super helpful
Like we're talking less than triple digit damage
Thank youuu, had no idea about the power thing
Damage is damage, cleave is the number of how many targets a weapon can hit, and the impact is the stagger it deals on hit
Ur welcome gloopling
Tnak carpetz..
Thank you @obsidian prairie!!
strength now
Not calling it strength
actually all of this is wrong and i think you arent very smart

U HATE ME
EVERY NYA HATE ME
caught
fortunately
@spare talon
that's fine
it's an elephant!
With ears!
why are you abusing cica?
@spare talon gaze apon this
Ow, why are you abusing me now?!
oh so delirium map just makes my pc stall out
I commissioned someone
that's my degree of art lol
am not artiste
dolphin r evil
could be
hands shake
art comes in many forms
death is my art
i disagree
BLOOD IS MY PAINT
AND THE LAND IS MY CANVAS !!
Oh, I love having buttons for eyes
so u wanted to be knock off sasuke?
OOO got a rarity charm
didn't even know those existed
AHHH and i jsut got an rng unique boss spawn from corruption
and absolutely wrecked
couldn't you just... you know... google what types of shit there are?
(I won)
I prefer to just check the toilet after I'm done
ruins the fun
fair
such as, getting one of the random corruption spawned bosses in my first corruption map
is that like getting one of the rare elites?
it's idk how unique it is
but most "league" mechanics don't spawn a unique on your first map that has them
usually you have to grind for it
1st one looks good, 2nd one looks like they're gonna call you a nerd, 3rd one looks like they're way too smart for me, 4th one looks like they're gonna either mug me or give me presents
It's freezing
My gentle Californian body cannot withstand this wretched temperature
My fucking feet are freezing
39°F is uninhabitable
After hitting 30 what kind of timeline am I looking at to get nice weapons offered in the store? Wondering if I should expect to take many matches to get towards a high level weapon or is buying one from the weekly contracts the only consistent way to get up there?
Asking as at 29 the shop is still mostly pushing 360s even though both of my slots are mid 400s from Emperor gifts
Thrust, Riposte or Uncanny Strikes on a dueling sword
In your guys opinion
U dont get any good shit frkm the shop rlly
The best way to get good wpns is buying them in bulk from brunt
Upgrade the ones that have the perfect stat distrubution
And save the rest to upgrade to green for master5
Mastery*
You'll just get slop in the normal requisition slop shop at brunts
And Melk is kinda worthless
Except if he offers a weapon of the same type u need for mastery points
U get more mastery points by sacrificing weapons of the same type btw
If you have a bunch of green heavy swords use them to upgrade your heavy sword mastery
Around 35 wpns (of the same type) usually at green will max out a mastery
It costs around 115 plasteel to upgrade one weapon once
he has one decent purpose
one
rolling Curios for Max stat ones
thats kinda about it
they should prob buff melk to have a high chance of 80s/60 rolls
I'm not even in a grubcord.., how i grubbe ,,
Me when minor inconvenience
cica if he was a grub
too messed up to know which way is up

too pregnant in this case, I guess
love that zealot chat is just. consistently unhinged
That's not how it workz !!
is that?

the ameriman spycho?
I don't see an option to attach an image. Do I have to be a member for a period of time or something?
Correct
red names get image privilege
just chat a bit more
Alright, hear me out:
Combat Axe.... Mk8
no worries thanks. Looking at Maelk shop right now, seems like a decent starter combat axe? https://imgur.com/a/soXpZdD
I don't see any tier 4 blessings on stuff
have you tried
playing the game
Not sure what to take from that?
u can just add blessings w/ whatever the techpriest’s name is uhhh……hestia?
hadron
Yeah the tier 4's are greyed out.
yes
the gilf milf metal mommy tomboy hadron
tyty
so true bestie
Do I unlock tier 4s form penances or something?
mastery rank
so just use combat axes + sacrifice green combat axes to hadron
Aight, been messing with the mk8 combat axe.
Its h1l2 is amazing horde clear, the h1 is perfectly horizontal.
you play the game
But my god is the heavy chain obnoxious
why the stare wolf what did i dO
gain point
What ? Like wpn blessings ?
By sacrificing weapons at hadron
Achlys has finesse like the rashad... his when you spam heavies it has some weird twirl animation when you go back to h2
Preferably of the same time
Type*
Or play matches
Auric gives you like a level a match
Auric damnation
IM SO FUCKING COLD !!!!
god i am a hungy boy
Max level weapons get their tier 4 blessings
ok thanks! I didn't know what you meant by 'play the game' appreciate the direction
It p much h1h2h3 -> loop between h2 and h3... h2 has a weird twirl
Achyls is a weird axe
And that twirl makes the dps of achlys vs crusher the same as antax and behind rashad
you would have know
i love frieren
if you played the game
I love frieren..
currently on episode 15
I am just a massive fan of the achlys h1
Which one is that again
curse that put the town to sleep
The h1 is nuts for a weapon with brutal momentum
24 episodes, i’m on the 15th
I don't think any other bromentum weapon has a perfectly horizontal cleave like the achlys
Noobe..
rashad l3 i think is
hsword mk9 h2 is
h3 is diagonal
Essentially flat
mot entirely flat
whats flat?
Fuck my baka elf life
damn,,,
i fucking love publix sprinkle cookies
are you speaking of the chraracter that is frieren?
these things are crack
relic blade good?? say yes a hoe wants to b flashy
no we’re talking about weapon attack
Sure
relic blade is very strong
But lots do
sick I just unlocked it n like. mm big sword
cica and i r like this 🤞
thought you were talking if the elf is a flat chest there for a second
carry on
Nop
no you gooner
why is he staring at me like that,,,, tell him to stop,,,
We r like this
he’s so cute
He's so spooky
the second picture reminds me of this
spooky?
nah lad's quirky
LMFAO
hes just a little boy
typa shit I been on
oh zealot tree oh zealot tree
zealot chat in a nutshell
(the ferret is important lore)
oh ferreficent emperor
this one is quite frightening
he knows what u did
i can prob edit that
hang on
hold on
i have a good one

that’s the emote form
god i wish i could go back home and go see my lil lads
god
anyway that’s my yearly zealot chat communication back to marvel rivals
its gonna be 3 year now
Demonpost
since i havent gone home
Who is the demon in demonpost
L.m.f.a.o.
no way thats actually him
no
no fucking way
lmfao
its not
i dont think ill do my run tonight
thats dorn
oh you left the army?
Bottom G
Creature
foul beast
im running out of ways to spend dockets
Real
Idk, going to run more matches with the Achlys. Huge fan of the h1
I wonder who the 2 toxic zealots I just matched with were
Me
Havoc fr brought out some entitled people
real
Dorn gooners arrived
also real
Crusher bad
Zealots, with their blind devotion and unyielding fanaticism, often display a stunning lack of intellectual nuance and social grace. Their refusal to entertain differing viewpoints reveals a shallow understanding of the very beliefs they claim to champion, as true knowledge thrives in dialogue, not dogma. Worse yet, their self-righteous arrogance often translates into rudeness, alienating those who might otherwise engage in meaningful discussion. Instead of persuading with reason or fostering mutual respect, they resort to condescension and verbal bludgeoning, reducing complex issues to simplistic ultimatums. This combination of narrow-mindedness and incivility makes zealots not only unbearable to converse with but also counterproductive to the causes they so obstinately defend.
my only sunshine...
(that's from mario sunshine for anyone who doesn't know)
@pure tree
me 5 minutes after enterting zealot chat sometimes
sometimes 5 seconds <.<
me seeing my zealot teammates and realizing 5 seconds later what went wrong with them
PC zealots cool tho
me watching my 3 randos go down 1 by 1 to the same dreg rager as well
and realizing they're also all on the pc...
the same what now
you heard me
the same dreg rager all from full hp and toughness... with 1 of them being an ogryn...
on malice... <.<
(at least 2 of them were level 30, and I can't remember if the 3rd one was)
Uh... I haven't dated in over 10 years idk x.x
it's genuinely pretty crazy how many people will go from max health/toughness to downed by a regular horde and they're like level 30 +60
aks her what role she played in the betrayal on nox alpha
much less the same dreg rager on malice <.<
Hey zealot fellas, psyker main here. How do yall use the thunderhammer? I keep getting rekt by rager packs.
tbh I can see it on controller, I spent 80 hours on ps5 and have swapped to PC, the first time I dodged circles around a rager with m+k decided I was never going back
shoot them
^
that, learn how to dodge, learn when to use light specials or heavies, etc
but definitely using a proper build helps a lot
your ranged should compliment your melee, visa versa
the decay consumes, life death renewal
The entire dark communion chant
praise the god ferremperor
she didnt understand so i gave her a 5 minute explanation of 40k
were gonna watch the secret level episode later
thanks homie 
Oh my fucking gods did you actually
masterful gambit giving a 5 min 40k explainer on a date, high risk high reward
ive done it enough times that i know how to condense it yknow?
Nuh uh
Love when the exposition for a custom world sounds like some insane shit you would see in mythology
That's how you know it's good
i do not believe you
i dont believe that you talked about 40k to her and she didnt just leave
have u seen what i look like
pretty privilege goes a long way...
yeah
some damage buff against unyielding would be nice..
Eugh.
Troo..
explain the entirety of horus heresy in 1 night..
yo mama is a respectable lady
my mama's prime years are over lets be real
He isn't exactly wrong, the flak adm is fucking abysmal.
Like he's got the spirit but he's arguing the wrong points.
lmao
ok now clutch
i did
press enter to continue
or
press any button to continue
instructions unclear, my pc is now on fire
why did nobody tell me the tac axe was so fun (with keepswinging mod)
proof fruit boy
story of my life
the moment a boss spawns is the moment im cooked with my 0 damage boss build
nuh uh
more furries
... wtf am I even looking at?
for some reason I read stickiness instead of sickness
cybernetic silly creature
Like I get the concept it is something to do with furries... but that's all I gathered
I'd ask "but why" but I don't think I want to know why lol
Maybe in the right hands... but... rule 34 stuff isn't made by them... >.>'
everybody a protogen nobody a sergal is this society
brother....
sergal
I'm just saying there's 2 sides to every coin... x.x
and I don't know which one I'm gonna get hit with lol
a bub type of furry
like the goopy furry one
So sometimes I am afraid to ask "why" for more details lol
idk what even is that
you DONT wanna know
trust me
i have seen worse
i am a deviantart vet
There's a reason I didn't go exploring whenever I found myself on that site...
blud
i was following art stuff in the year of 2016
animation meme was on the rise
so was art critic n shit
it was
smth
it was a problematic time is what it was
People were discovering what they could get away with x.x
@hard nexus srry pookie dogshit game says no hav 40 for us
and discussing deviantart summoned cica, big surprise lol
the feet licking good cica
Watch ninja mutie and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos captured using Medal.
can anybody hear the mutie in this clip
or am i tripping
i am more surprise then anything then i turn into a furry from under tale
even after it grabs me its RLLY quiet
How to have passable damage as Magik
Animation cancel, close quarters, managing cooldown
How to have exceptional damage as Hela/Hawk
Left click
(it was the skeleton that did me in)
i mean
who the fuck greenlit like
oh u beat the hardest mode ?? h40 ?? and u decided to help noobs ?? back to h20 w u
half a scoreboard cause i crashed halfway in
i still cant get oer shitty trapper
these teammates were a lil interesting
shooting net though horde
I think 16 might be the lowest they start you off at
dodge
I CANT SEE SHIT
have to complete h40 again to play w friends

man
i cant even do auric damnation maelstrom without a decent team
maelstrom starts u at 1, auric mael starts u at 16
what?
u have to do atleast 1 hav40 a week to keep it that high
otherwise it resets to whatever the highest you completed was
You mean having beat an auric maelstrom starts you at 16? lol
yah
it's stupid
i hate it
let me just stay at 40
dog
ye
you darn diddly furry
i do commissions and stuff and i have a few public characters on vrc
you piece of hoodila
me and my friend just got like a 200 dollar commission
auric maelstroms are extremely difficult without a decent team, so that is not a big surprise
ull play sloptide and enjoy it therwise mr gw himself will lobotomize u
i should really do a ref sheet of my characters
(i am too lazy nor have the patiece)
Okay... I fail to see your point
pretty 
tau pinged me in general and asked me what m ysona was
ah
ough the gold rings n wreath go hard
I mean... the art was well done, but, I was like... "okay... and?"
they are showing off there wealth
that must be the look you get when someone says how much they love martyr's purpose
rofl
basically yeah
Ah, they're comparing how big eachother's sticks were
big ass nose 🗣️
sadly for them
i have the bigger stick
for i create the sticks
if i had the motivation
should i get warhammer space marines 2
is bro blind in the left eye or just extra zesty
its on sale
You know... I would not want to fuck with this bear if I saw it doing flips with a stick like that
permanently zesty
im about to do the unthinkable
i wanna try agile taxe
it looks fun..
Clearly they were better trained than I was
kungfu panda ahh awnser
i should get back to drawing more lewd post
i miss me olden days
i could post zesty ahh art though ngl i dont think i wanna post much beyond my ref in a public server 😭
I claim my right for abstraction from said... "artistic ventures"...
hr giger my beloved
forgive me for i have sinned
nvm one of my teammates weapon is damage dump
i claim immunity
wait holy fuck I used the word right lol
you doing publics or nah
I've never used that spelling of the word before lol
ye
im just messing around
i havne't slept in like
30hours
give me free art
stinky
When I go on my gaming binges I sometimes don't sleep for 3 days (not a flex x.x)
nuh uh
its from a sticker pack i bought on etsy
i expected this community to be a bunch of antifurs
for some reason I read etsy as extasy
im starting to realize its the oppposite
zealot are weirdly furry
I added 2 whole letters and made it illegal x.x
would veterans be the antifurs
iirc they're just as bad or worse than we are
ogryn are racist
furries are nerds
case and point
ctrl f the word 'boysmell'
and sort by class channel
okay so
gam... grapes at mars... going all motherly... getting all moods... gaters at montana...
o neat thanks
i do not need to remenber that fact
That's why I don't feel right playing ogryn... I'm not that lol
this isnt what i expected the darktide community to be 😂
tau is bumpy weird
it only gets worse
lore accurate cod player
well darktide is somehwat a niche game
nah
lumpy proot..
run while you still can
before...
<.<'
no
average protogen, brainrotted
that cat is way too used to that
I saw that lol
he meant like the crusher totally bro
they’re right
I saw you say "smash"
^
thats crazy
fuck
why’d u have to do him like that
@hardy jewel
i can tell ur a bottom cause u dont leave pings on replies
lumi is faster than you thought
SIR???!
yeah thought so
BRO?
IM JUST TRYING 2 BE NICE
what does this mean
please fuck this man’s ass
My ocd would like to have a word with you
what is happening in zealot chat
well tbh i am pretty zealot is also femboy material
with how gae shit can be here
grr
I'm only jesting
wait till a mod sees this chat
sasuske fursona
we all finna get warned 💀
the eyes legit looked like buttons to me at first
u mean these mods @delicate shadow ?
wait till you see the shit i draw for this chat

well
great im cooked
we’re fucked
this is a holy place. they cannot enter
mods mods go away
come again another day
type of shit this chat make me draw





