And build bad habits on purpose
#zealot-class
visual stream
remote lark
martyr is bad if ur bad cause you'll int
until u can play without getting hit u can't use it right
placid fiber
eh... <200 is a bit high, my goal is generally <50 or <100 damage taken
red swift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkCFqQkFZUQ shameless self plug 2.0
visual stream
Martyr is good in both scenarios because it has so much to fall back on
But yes much better if ur gud
red swift
TDR is very noticeable
remote lark
eh... <200 is a bit high, my goal is generally <50 or <100 damage taken
stop playing on sedation, brony
red swift
feels great
placid fiber
stop playing on sedation, brony
lol you think I'm joking
random belfry
isnt matyrdom still cool if you just heal
random belfry
something to fall back on yes
remote lark
Thanks to diminishing returns, stalwart piety is actually really close to martyrdom tdr levels
random belfry
have teammates heal first then you
placid fiber
or health damage
I aim for 0 health damage taken every game, no matter the difficulty... not counting set up damage for marty
normal wren
I aim for 0 health damage taken every game, no matter the difficulty... not coun...
fair
I have this thing where randomly my health disseapears
like 75% of it
red swift
I can't run stalwart piety, the downtime feels bad
random belfry
i thought most people use mk x on relic blade
remote lark
They do
mighty root
tbh every recent interaction I've had with you has been terrible can you stop?
remote lark
MkX is better but both are usable and intuitive
placid fiber
I can't actually remember the last time I've played sedition...
remote lark
tbh every recent interaction I've had with you has been terrible can you stop?
Stop being trash and maybe u won't be so easy to disrespect
Sowwie
placid fiber
I go straight to uprising on level 1 characters... I always have actually lol
remote lark
Low hanging fruit n all .
mighty root
zealot peity is fun
normal wren
I go straight to uprising on level 1 characters... I always have actually lol
played sedition with some really new people
mighty root
Stop being trash and maybe u won't be so easy to disrespect
uh
mighty root
Stop being trash and maybe u won't be so easy to disrespect
uhhhhh
placid fiber
played sedition with some really new people
like... I legitimately can't remember the last time I was in sedition lol
it's so fucking boring
north sedge
Don't worry bark doesn't get heated though
placid fiber
even at level 1
normal wren
I played with someone where this was their first shooter
random belfry
ok but what about duelling sword tho
normal wren
or melee game
placid fiber
Don't worry bark doesn't get heated though
and totally doesn't go on rants
mighty root
im debating blocking you or posting sc to just show you that you're wrong
random belfry
riposte with precog or uncanny?
visual stream
Are y'all playfighting with each other or is Bark being a dick
placid fiber
im debating blocking you or posting sc to just show you that you're wrong
but blocking them requires effort on your future self by having to see messages blocked
remote lark
mighty root
fyre exists to be shit on
red swift
Don't let people with degen furry pfps get under your skin
tawny walrus
What curios should I be using for a stealth zealot?
remote lark
Don't let people with degen furry pfps get under your skin
anime pfp
visual stream
What curios should I be using for a stealth zealot?
Wound wound wound hope this helps
normal wren
What curios should I be using for a stealth zealot?
9 stamina
remote lark
What curios should I be using for a stealth zealot?
What weapon
remote lark
Oh
tawny walrus
What weapon
Combat knife
placid fiber
but blocking them requires effort on your future self by having to see messages ...
and 99.99% of the time... the people aren't worth that effort to begin with
mighty root
What curios should I be using for a stealth zealot?
stam eff stam regen ablity regen
remote lark
Combat knife
1 stam 2 toughness
hexed igloo
I can't be fucked blocking anyone
visual stream
What curios should I be using for a stealth zealot?
(Use 3x toughness or 2x toughness and 1x HP)
random belfry
hows sbolter on zealot?
normal wren
good cgi too
remote lark
Lamaze is still mad from getting shit on by neiryn and i earlier I think that's funny
visual stream
hows sbolter on zealot?
Yummers
remote lark
bolter is amazing
random belfry
is it my job to kill bosses if the other book zealot is using flamer?
remote lark
My favorite weapon easy
hexed igloo
Use knife for bosses
remote lark
is it my job to kill bosses if the other book zealot is using flamer?
everyone's job is kill bosses
flamer is actually rlly good boss damage
random belfry
my thunderhammer mastery is legit at lvl 5
normal wren
I... am doing all masteries atm
remote lark
thammer 1 or 2shots I think every boss in the game
normal wren
thunder hammer is my current zealot
red swift
Book zealot's job is to stand in the back and contribute next to nothing for the whole game other than the occasional chorus
normal wren
thammer 1 or 2shots I think every boss in the game
3-4 on an unoptomized build
remote lark
Book zealot's job is to stand in the back and contribute next to nothing for the...
LMFAO
hexed igloo
My zealot has been evis + bolter since I unlocked them
red swift
or atleast from watching book zealots in my games
remote lark
3-4 on an unoptomized build
I try to ignore those ppl
mighty root
dude im just bad
remote lark
If i don't look at them they don't exist
mighty root
im so bad i have 30+ of those sc
red swift
dude im just bad
what's your sens and dpi bro
placid fiber
I try to ignore those ppl
what's funny about blocking people is you see their messages even easier cause you see # message was blocked which is often more annoying that just pretending they don't exist
random belfry
i steered away from hammer since the relic blade came out
remote lark
im so bad i have 30+ of those sc
what am I looking at in those screenshots
random belfry
executioner sword my beloved
mighty root
random belfry
also
mighty root
after match clutches
remote lark
clearly..
random belfry
is it trolling to not bring book on havoc 20+?
red swift
It's not trolling
remote lark
poor fyre validationposting again..
random belfry
i really wanna try rush sometimes
normal wren
is it trolling to not bring book on havoc 20+?
nah
placid fiber
executioner sword my beloved
you went from gray to red quite fast lol
red swift
Charge and stealth are fine
normal wren
unless the team asks for it
remote lark
is it trolling to not bring book on havoc 20+?
Required actually
normal wren
and you just refuse
remote lark
Book meta pick past 21
mighty root
poor fyre validationposting again..
yeah me thinks im gonna take a break from you
normal wren
could also be meta stealth
mighty root
random belfry
Required actually
even if there's already a book?
remote lark
But if u have a other gold toughness source ur fine
Eeeee
Personally I like 2
Like a vet and a shouty
normal wren
for..... cheesing the map
random belfry
you went from gray to red quite fast lol
stuff happens when i got a lot of questions ๐
normal wren
4 stealth vets/zealots can speedrun 1-2 of the havok maps (archivum sycorax)
mighty root
furry pfps are deranged
remote lark
No soyker posting in my zzzzEalot chat!
mighty root
I'm on your side btw Fyre, you're the psyker goat
see he knows whats up
remote lark
Only the emperors blessed are allowed here..
random belfry
what purpose does the devil's claw serve?
normal wren
not sure if any other map is easily stealthable
random belfry
horde or elites?
remote lark
what purpose does the devil's claw serve?
rager and boss blender
random belfry
mk iv
mighty root
what purpose does the devil's claw serve?
its parry and all rounder weapon
remote lark
it also has kinda okay hordeclear
placid fiber
No soyker posting in my zzzzEalot chat!
random belfry
i look at tanner builds and he only showcases duelling swords
remote lark
i look at tanner builds and he only showcases duelling swords
Please don't do that
placid fiber
i look at tanner builds and he only showcases duelling swords
tanner is a bad source of info on what to do in darktide
remote lark
Tanner is bad
random belfry
some stuff makes sense tho
remote lark
Broken clock.
random belfry
i take his words with a grain of salt ofc
placid fiber
like... he can say right things at times... but anyone can
placid fiber
but idk other meta content creators
people on this discord
remote lark
This discord can give u all the meta you need
random belfry
ok
normal wren
i look at tanner builds and he only showcases duelling swords
tanner uses one build for basically everything
placid fiber
tanner is alright
Come on man... you were doing so well... and then you say this...
normal wren
and uses the dueling sword because it is broken
remote lark
Come on man... you were doing so well... and then you say this...
It's almost like..
mighty root
but dont take everything he says as like a bible
remote lark
When I said fyre was dog...
normal wren
its overtuned
gleaming kelp
Gonna watch Nosferatu
mighty root
Come on man... you were doing so well... and then you say this...
i said alright as a player as a person he needs help
placid fiber
Gonna watch Nosferatu
remote lark
I don't wanna talk about tanner again..
We had like an hour talk about him earlier...
no more.......
random belfry
its ok ill just
mighty root
i play borderlands 2 with tanner and that was a mistake
hearty nebula
I wasn't wrong...
you aren't
remote lark
I remember when fyre first joined
hearty nebula
i played with fyre
tepid sorrel
i...
hearty nebula
he's only okay at darktide
remote lark
He immediately shilled for tanner
normal wren
its ok ill just
tanner may or may not have gotten banned for slurs
hearty nebula
tanner is banned for lots of things
normal wren
from this discord
remote lark
Hi ancient
tepid sorrel
this explains the porn he posted earlier tbh
hearty nebula
and not just from this discord
random belfry
tanner may or may not have gotten banned for slurs
i saw his video about space marine 2
hearty nebula
๐
tepid sorrel
hi bark
remote lark
this explains the porn he posted earlier tbh
Que?
random belfry
malded incredibly hard
hearty nebula
what was he bitching about
opal star
this explains the porn he posted earlier tbh
the what now
hearty nebula
im presuming its about how SM2 pubs are braindead
random belfry
nerfs i think
placid fiber
its ok ill just
He's blinded by his own beliefs. He refuses to listen when we try to both show him and have numbers for why some things are better, because he thinks he is right and to hell with anyone else.
random belfry
he called out devs being braindead or smth
normal wren
the what now
he posted the thickest beast of nurgle
mighty root
clicked on a blocked message and thats just kinda sad
modern lintel
i play borderlands 2 with tanner and that was a mistake
hearty nebula
he called out devs being braindead or smth
yeah he wasn't the only one
remote lark
clicked on a blocked message and thats just kinda sad
Shhhh, down dog.
hearty nebula
pretty much everyone i knew said the nerfs were bullshit
remote lark
You dug your own grave.
mighty root
like really sad lol
remote lark
tepid sorrel
yeah fyre posted some weird nsfw asmr thing here earlier
placid fiber
like really sad lol
You kinda are digging your own grave now m8te
random belfry
yeah but the insults were amusing to listen to
hearty nebula
fyre
remote lark
Fyre grubbed for tanner the day he joined cause they play borderlands together
normal wren
tepid sorrel
and then tried to gaslight over it for whatever reason
remote lark
yeah fyre posted some weird nsfw asmr thing here earlier
๐
normal wren
ASMR nurgling porn
remote lark
Seems about right
random belfry
play 3 for better gameplay as a tradeoff for plot quality ๐
hearty nebula
play 3 for better gameplay as a tradeoff for plot quality ๐
unironically
true
i bet tanner plays gaige
placid fiber
Just take a chill pill, relax, and come back later. It would be for your own good at this point. @mighty root
hearty nebula
because he's basic like that
mighty root
Fyre grubbed for tanner the day he joined cause they play borderlands together
i dont think you read all i said
mighty root
Just take a chill pill, relax, and come back later. It would be for your own goo...
how
remote lark
hearty nebula
how's mister e
wym
mighty root
he just came at me and dose this all the time
placid fiber
how
You said "tanner is alright"... let them forget about this and chillax in the mean time
hearty nebula
i mean
tepid sorrel
the same group of people
hearty nebula
he's a youtuber
normal wren
how's mister e
I've only heard hot takes from mister e
hearty nebula
idk what u expect
normal wren
unc is okay
placid fiber
he just came at me and dose this all the time
That's all lumi does anyway to everyone
hearty nebula
unc is okay
unc is okay because he legit just plays the game to have fun
normal wren
yup
random belfry
that's neat
tepid sorrel
how's mister e
this specifically
same friend group, same shit takes, same "genuinely bad at the game and unaware of what he's actually talking about" behavior
hearty nebula
(he's also better than tanner mechanically)
random belfry
this specifically
same friend group, same shit takes, same "genuinely bad at the...
unfortunate
tepid sorrel
present it with a side of "i was raised on 4chan" and you've got the shitty youtuber special
remote lark
Boarding my plane buddy
normal wren
reg, jsat, and emorist are pretty good
tepid sorrel
that's right
normal wren
Jsat is goated
4 rocky boys vs havok 40 dark communion
hearty nebula
unc is the only darktide tuber i watch mostly because everyone else makes me feel like i'm going to have a fucking aneurysm
tepid sorrel
and i really enjoy playing with them too ๐
random belfry
reg as in reginald?
tepid sorrel
yes
normal wren
reg as in reginald?
yee
placid fiber
.
It's more just relax. Lumi is being a dick, but, you don't need to go to their level. Relax, let this pass, and find something that is enjoyable to do.
random belfry
praying for ogryns ๐
placid fiber
Some of the things you are saying are not helping you at all
I'm trying to help, which is why I'm saying something lol
mighty root
It's more just relax. Lumi is being a dick, but, you don't need to go to their l...
damm you're right lol
placid fiber
If I didn't care I'd let you dig yourself further and further into the ground
mighty root
@hearty nebula tap in
tepid sorrel
ultimately you can't get lower than posting weird NSFW audio and then gaslighting people over it
remote lark
tepid sorrel
that grave has already been dug and it will not fill itself
hexed igloo
ultimately you can't get lower than posting weird NSFW audio and then gaslightin...
I mean you can certainly try
hexed igloo
I definitely could go lower
mighty root
https://tenor.com/view/who-gif-3497537355810368122
tepid sorrel
I mean you can certainly try
at that point you're likely committing a federal offense and should be killed for your actions, though.
random belfry
hows braced autogun on rush/book zealots?
remote lark
I'm not gonna pretend to be nice to freaks of nature who also have posted blatant misinformation for like months on end
Am I being a dick?
Yeah
He can leave me blocked, I promise you I do not care
hexed igloo
at that point you're likely committing a federal offense and should be killed fo...
Eh feds can't get me I don't live in the us
remote lark
Posting asmr porn is wild
tepid sorrel
there are laws and governments across most of the world
random belfry
i feel like i could be playing revolver/bolter/flamer instead
normal wren
Eh feds can't get me I don't live in the us
Hehe, you think so
hexed igloo
there are laws and governments across most of the world
Prove it
tepid sorrel
many of those governments have extradition treaties with the US
tepid sorrel
i WILL get you in my little hands
remote lark
i WILL get you in my little hands
placid fiber
i WILL get you in my little hands
๐ณ
modern lintel
i WILL get you in my little hands
gnome
hexed igloo
i WILL get you in my little hands
No you can't I've already stripped naked and covered myself in sunflower oil
remote lark
Gayncient
mighty root
I'm not gonna pretend to be nice to freaks of nature who also have posted blatan...
actual toxicity
hearty nebula
this has happened multiple times where the FBI etc will collaborate with external parties (even from other countries) to apprehend criminals
placid fiber
actual toxicity
And there you go engaging with it again...
tepid sorrel
im pancient
remote lark
yeah whats up
Gayryn and gayncient
hearty nebula
Gayryn and gayncient
:3c
frosty herald
remote lark
Pancient
hexed igloo
this has happened multiple times where the FBI etc will collaborate with externa...
Good luck for them catching me when I'm the slipperiest guy around I purchased the 8900oz lube container from amazon
hearty nebula
Good luck for them catching me when I'm the slipperiest guy around I purchased t...
i stole it in transit
remote lark
i stole it in transit
share?
tepid sorrel
they WILL hit you with the water cannon until all that lube dissipates
hexed igloo
i stole it in transit
I stole your balls in transit
remote lark
WHAT
placid fiber
they WILL hit you with the water cannon until all that lube dissipates
Pokemon with water absorb:
hexed igloo
they WILL hit you with the water cannon until all that lube dissipates
Oil base lube it ain't washing off
tepid sorrel
Oil base lube it ain't washing off
they WILL add soap to the water
remote lark
"BREASTIE" is NUTS
delicate shadow
ok let's stop the dogpiling on Fyre please
remote lark
tepid sorrel
i WILL get you
placid fiber
they WILL add soap to the water
hearty nebula
"BREASTIE" is NUTS
random belfry
hi chat how does revolver compare to sbolters/bolt pistols?
remote lark
Neiryn I'm dumping u for that
hearty nebula
hi chat how does revolver compare to sbolters/bolt pistols?
revolver > bistols
hexed igloo
they WILL add soap to the water
I WILL spin your head 790ยฐ to the left
remote lark
It's over
tepid sorrel
I WILL spin your head 790ยฐ to the left
man what the fuck!!!
placid fiber
ok let's stop the dogpiling on Fyre please
I was trying to get fyre to calm down, sorry if it looked like I was doing that.
hearty nebula
bolters don't really have a good comparison to revolvers though
tepid sorrel
hearty nebula
different use case
random belfry
specifically the zarona
modern lintel
actual toxicity
hearty nebula
specifically the zarona
zarona is straight upgrade to bistols imo, at least on zealot
delicate shadow
I was trying to get fyre to calm down, sorry if it looked like I was doing that.
you're fine
random belfry
neat
remote lark
random belfry
then the sbolter?
hexed igloo
Don't like bistol tbh more of a fullsize fan
remote lark
We gonna fite
random belfry
is the worse recoil and slower pullout worth it
tepid sorrel
i'm dispatching my elite unit of hitmen
hearty nebula
is the worse recoil and slower pullout worth it
you can cancel pullout animation with throwing knife
and recoil is whatever
hexed igloo
i'm dispatching my elite unit of hitmen
I'm impregnating them all
hearty nebula
because its use case is "there is a boss and/or elite horde so i am going to magdump them and make them not exist"
delicate shadow
random belfry
because its use case is "there is a boss and/or elite horde so i am going to mag...
true
tepid sorrel
I'm impregnating them all
god i hate new zealand
spare talon
Man I'm at work
Wtf am I reading
remote lark
https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908
I feel like you do those every time you read zealot chat
Ngl
placid fiber
Man... I keep catching commons...
hearty nebula
Man I'm at work
Wtf am I reading
zealot chat
remote lark
hexed igloo
god i hate new zealand
Mods ban this guy for racism
tepid sorrel
Man I'm at work
Wtf am I reading
nonhuman interactions
tepid sorrel
so yknow kinda like a normal day at your job i think
remote lark
mods
remote lark
ban this guy cause I asked really nice
placid fiber
so yknow kinda like a normal day at your job i think
exactly
hexed igloo
god i hate new zealand
Also ?? You look at my steam or smth
spare talon
nonhuman interactions
random belfry
then what perks on sbolter and rev?
tepid sorrel
Also ?? You look at my steam or smth
what
hearty nebula
We gonna fite
damn... beat up by lumi...
random belfry
perks
hearty nebula
remote lark
I'm dumb
tepid sorrel
no i just said i hate new zealand there is no context
remote lark
:(
tepid sorrel
are you from new zealand
hexed igloo
no i just said i hate new zealand there is no context
Bruh lmao what the fuck coincidence
placid fiber
Also ?? You look at my steam or smth
oh boy... things are getting steamy in here
hexed igloo
Yeah
median steeple
Puncture on both
remote lark
Flak uny on both
delicate shadow
I feel like you do those every time you read zealot chat
can you blame me
remote lark
can you blame me
Nope! :3
tepid sorrel
that's hilarious
hearty nebula
no
random belfry
okty
mighty root
@hearty nebula you must tap in for the first game of the night
spare talon
Ancient stalking users..... wtf.......
hexed igloo
that's hilarious
You wanna make out
hearty nebula
<@403027645941678081> you must tap in for the first game of the night
shut up
spare talon
Fucked up
tepid sorrel
yeah sure i love new zealand
placid fiber
can you blame me
Nope, zealot chat is weird chat
remote lark
@delicate shadow ur bumpy weird..
tepid sorrel
Ancient stalking users..... wtf.......
check aisle 6
remote lark
get out of our house
hearty nebula
hexed igloo
yeah sure i love new zealand
Kinda sucks these days tbh
tepid sorrel
it's better than here.
delicate shadow
<@159521795853123584> ur bumpy weird..
I don't even know what this means and I don't wanna find out
hearty nebula
aquino getcho goofy ahh outta here lest i kiss you on your mouth
remote lark
LMFAO
spare talon
check aisle 6
hearty nebula
aquino getcho goofy ahh outta here lest i kiss you on your mouth
perfect ultimatum
works every time
hexed igloo
it's better than here.
Yea but I be paying like $3 for a pack of instant noodles
grizzled aspen
You will clean up animal feces despite self cleaning stations existing for the 11 billionth time.
median steeple
aquino getcho goofy ahh outta here lest i kiss you on your mouth
lest?????????
tepid sorrel
brother you dont know the half of it
grand tangle
it's better than here.
Come to florida, where every day is an experience
median steeple
delicate shadow
NZ dollars are more comical than Aussie dollars
lunar fable
man balatro is so fun
gleaming kelp
This chat goes into "I hate you uwu" territory real fast.
lunar fable
tepid sorrel
Come to florida, where every day is an experience
genuinely worse
hexed igloo
NZ dollars are more comical than Aussie dollars
Nz dollars are dropping like hell lmao its down by some shit like 15% since a couple years ago
tepid sorrel
or nor!!!!!
hexed igloo
https://tenor.com/view/aur-naur-oh-no-cat-sad-cat-cat-cry-gif-25708358
Erm ackshually I spend too much time online so I have a horrific mishmash of an accent that doesn't belong anywhere
delicate shadow
Nz dollars are dropping like hell lmao its down by some shit like 15% since a co...
yea it goes like USD>CAD>AUD>NZD
at the harshest end of the dollar spectrum (so long as you don't include the ones that have been hyperinflated since day one)
hearty nebula
i sense this conversation potentially going very negative places very quickly
hexed igloo
Zimbabwe dollars moment
delicate shadow
everytime I move some of my aussie savings into CAD it's just...my wallet hurts
hearty nebula
what wallet
delicate shadow
oop there goes 20% of the money into the void
hexed igloo
Me watching the money disappear after I spend it
remote lark
everytime I move some of my aussie savings into CAD it's just...my wallet hurts
maybe liquidate
gold is nice rn I think
tepid sorrel
๐
delicate shadow
solid snake>liquid snake tho
placid fiber
oop there goes 20% of the money into the void
delicate shadow
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001261771341955122/1112209796662304839...
the fabled owowyrm
grand tangle
Reminder that cereal is not a soup but oatmeal is
hearty nebula
the fabled owowyrm
hexed igloo
Cereal is a soup though
placid fiber
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001261771341955122/1112209796662304839...
horse.jpeg
hearty nebula
horse.jpeg
ok glen
hexed igloo
Oatmeal is more of a sauce
tepid sorrel
im bored
grand tangle
Cereal is a soup though
It has to be cooked with heat to be a soup
mighty root
Oatmeal is more of a sauce
its goop
grand tangle
Even cold soups are cooked first
placid fiber
I haven't played warframe since uh
grand tangle
Oatmeal is a stew, which is a type of soup
hexed igloo
It has to be cooked with heat to be a soup
Bro trying to convince me ice soup isn't a real soup ๐๐
placid fiber
I haven't played warframe since uh
hearty nebula
tl;dr there's a developer on warframe [DE]Glen
tepid sorrel
i'm bored, which is a state of being
mighty root
strange infatuation with horses
hexed igloo
i'm bored, which is a state of being
Look buddy, the soul is transient, shifting like water
remote lark
strange infatuation with horses
@placid fiber
delicate shadow
my soul is in transit
remote lark
โ
tepid sorrel
my soul left my body long ago
hearty nebula
my soul is in transit
ok soyker
mighty root
trazit
remote lark
my soul left my body long ago
U don't have one don't lie..
hearty nebula
stop periling...
remote lark
Dumbcient..
hexed igloo
my soul is in transit
Holy shit transit form black ops 2 zombies !!!!!?!??!?!?
tepid sorrel
U don't have one don't lie..
incorrect
hexed igloo
Bo3 > bo2
median steeple
median steeple
WAW > all other cods
hexed igloo
https://tenor.com/view/power-csm-chainsaw-man-incorrect-wrong-gif-16337578492690...
Weed farm mod
median steeple
thems the rules
hearty nebula
WAW > all other cods
Real
hexed igloo
Waw is ass ngl
hexed igloo
Nostalgia glasses
tepid sorrel
nvm i hate new zealand
hexed igloo
nvm i hate new zealand
I hate you, specifically
leaden pebble
luckily, new zealand doesnโt exist
itโs just not real
hearty nebula
real
tepid sorrel
real
hexed igloo
I got gifted it by a friend that worshipped it like the second coming of christ and I want a refund
tepid sorrel
kill this guy with hammers
hearty nebula
uber mega noob
delicate shadow
Waw is ass ngl
look just because you can't get banned for being incorrect doesn't mean you should just do that
hexed igloo
Nah I've been microdosing hammers I'm immune to them now
mighty root
bo1 was the best
hexed igloo
look just because you can't get banned for being incorrect doesn't mean you shou...
Can I be banned for bait though
hearty nebula
probably
hexed igloo
Yeah probably
hexed igloo
Should tone it down a bit perhaps
delicate shadow
the answer is, yeah probably
delicate shadow
oh nah being wrong about video games is fine
placid fiber
Can I be banned for bait though
95% chance yes lol
hearty nebula
yeah you'd only get banned for baiting if you're like
hexed igloo
I'm not wrong, I'm always right
tepid sorrel
being wrong is illegal
hexed igloo
Sorry for having a fat ass and correct opinions I guess
hearty nebula
yeah we get it you're fat
placid fiber
being wrong is illegal
opal star
so whatโs poppin fellow mental asylum patients
delicate shadow
I ain't fat and my ass is huge
tepid sorrel
Sorry for having a fat ass and correct opinions I guess
well hold on alright maybe we can come to an agreement
delicate shadow
fuckin bubble ass genes
hearty nebula
so whatโs poppin fellow mental asylum patients
what asylum
placid fiber
so whatโs poppin fellow mental asylum patients
I am as sane as i was yesterday... which isn't saying anything cause I'm already insane
delicate shadow
thanks dad
hexed igloo
fuckin bubble ass genes
I got it from spending my childhood walking hills constantly lmao, torture but damn do I be caked up now
delicate shadow
aquino's dad got child bearing hips
mediterranean moment
delicate shadow
I got it from spending my childhood walking hills constantly lmao, torture but d...
hiking GANG
hexed igloo
well hold on alright maybe we can come to an agreement
Give and take yk
hexed igloo
hiking GANG
Forced labor gang
tepid sorrel
yeah that sounds about right ๐
hearty nebula
own it <:shrug:909681128418443274>
i do
hexed igloo
Oh I'm a potato now tbh, my work consists of sitting for 9 hours a day
hexed igloo
I'm at work rn, iain got shit to do
leaden pebble
yea
i am
im made of cardboard
placid fiber
Oh I'm a potato now tbh, my work consists of sitting for 9 hours a day
I can't tell you how bad I miss working 6 days a week, myself... but I was constantly on my feet at the grill
hexed igloo
bitches just be jealous because i look better in a skirt than they do
Bitches be jealous bc my ass looks better on a sink than theirs
hearty nebula
Bitches be jealous bc my ass looks better on a sink than theirs
the forbidden dominos bathroom selfie
placid fiber
I can't tell you how bad I miss working 6 days a week, myself... but I was const...
I love my job, but, I had to cut back cause I was killing my self and for insurance
hexed igloo
I can't tell you how bad I miss working 6 days a week, myself... but I was const...
Fuck 6 days bro I work 4
Still get my 40hrs tho since I'm here for 10+ a day
placid fiber
Fuck 6 days bro I work 4
I got a sub every day I worked, so, 6 days a week I had lunch and supper pretty much x.x
hexed igloo
I got a sub every day I worked, so, 6 days a week I had lunch and supper pretty ...
I don't eat
hexed igloo
I have 1 protein bar until about 9pm and then I have a huge ass meal
delicate shadow
lifestacking can still work
hearty nebula
<:joesus:760887673274761298>
what
hexed igloo
I subsist on energy drink and zyn
opal star
https://tenor.com/view/big-caboose-90to180-angle-obtuse-simmons-gif-27492402
this gif sucks I regret posting
mighty root
@fleet zealot do you wanna play nuclear nightmare with me?
hearty nebula
bro acting like it's the worst thing he's ever read in this channel
mighty root
this gif sucks I regret posting
is that you
modern lintel
i will not speak further
opal star
I have 1 protein bar until about 9pm and then I have a huge ass meal
ass meal
placid fiber
this gif sucks I regret posting
at first I read this as "my gf sucks I regret it"
hexed igloo
bro acting like it's the worst thing he's ever read in this channel
I say worse things every time I appear in here lmao
opal star
but the dookie risk
modern lintel
bold claims with no proof
placid fiber
but the dookie risk
https://tenor.com/view/ror-2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-grandparent-parent-gif-11452667452306954429
hexed igloo
but the dookie risk
Consider meeting women that wipe
mighty root
but the dookie risk
the back splash
fleet zealot
past 10, even the hardest armor+ life stacking builds get oneshot
opal star
Consider meeting women that wipe
this requires me to consider meeting women (impossible task)
fleet zealot
perfect resistances etc
delicate shadow
armour stacking sucks though, yeah
fleet zealot
just like
hexed igloo
this requires me to consider meeting women (impossible task)
Consider meeting men that wipe
placid fiber
armour stacking sucks though, yeah
just have infinite armor, smh my head
mighty root
Consider meeting men that wipe
fleet zealot
the life nodes suck and the only thing that can make life stacking good is, the transfering it into eshield with the chest legendary and the infernalist
hearty nebula
NEEEEEEEEEERD
hexed igloo
It's so easy to pull you just have to be normal and not weird and offputting
placid fiber
Consider meeting men that wipe
When I learned it was a thing that they didn't I was shocked >.>
frosty herald
This is why we use energy shield
tepid sorrel
borde
hearty nebula
It's so easy to pull you just have to be normal and not weird and offputting
wrong
hexed igloo
When I learned it was a thing that they didn't I was shocked >.>
Well yeah it's gay to touch your butthole
Everyone knows thst
placid fiber
Well yeah it's gay to touch your butthole
being so homophobic that you don't wipe is sad
delicate shadow
fleet zealot
life nodes vs eshield nodes
visual stream
I got my partner by being weird and offputting though
hearty nebula
being homophobic is sad there's so many hot dudes out there
missing out on prime game...
placid fiber
Tru lol
fleet zealot
+20 life vs +40% eshield
hexed igloo
Never with me I be wiping knuckle deep
hearty nebula
i got a bidet this year for my toilet
placid fiber
+20 life vs +40% eshield
b-but... lifemaxxing...
frosty herald
hearty nebula
best fucking thing ever
delicate shadow
these are things that nobody needed to know
hearty nebula
god bless bidets
modern lintel
@spare talon
delicate shadow
god bless bidets
this is true tho
hexed igloo
these are things that nobody needed to know
My apolocheese I chronically don't think
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/when-i-see-girls-me-when-i-see-girls-cat-cat-meme-cats-gi...
horse race music starts playing as the girl starts chasing you
fleet zealot
b-but... lifemaxxing...
it's so joe-over for life stacking
like the only substantial life you get from the tree is the +5 str travel nodes
hexed igloo
This is me
frosty herald
Path of exile devs for no reason not giving monk a fire wave attack like glascial cascade nor lightning wave
delicate shadow
My apolocheese I chronically don't think
this is a prerequisite for zelchat so I get it
fleet zealot
+75% energy shield with the energy shield offhand
hearty nebula
cuz ur bumpy weird
fleet zealot
Path of exile devs for no reason not giving monk a fire wave attack like glascia...
tbf
hexed igloo
you're incapable of thinking...
You're incapable of getting bitches
visual stream
Never with me I be wiping knuckle deep
Real
placid fiber
+75% energy shield with the energy shield offhand
BUT LIFEMAXXING!!!!!
fleet zealot
it's a year minimum and there is a ton of unreleased classes and skills
frosty herald
I know
hearty nebula
You're incapable of getting bitches
god i wish
visual stream
I heard one story of a girl that broke up with a dude because he slept naked and genuinely left marks on the bed
BRO
EW
hearty nebula
thats foul
frosty herald
Gemling legionaire being the best generalist class๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ
hearty nebula
i would kill him in his sleep
mighty root
god i wish
they want men
frosty herald
Also i need glacial cascade but with chaos damage
delicate shadow
I heard one story of a girl that broke up with a dude because he slept naked and...
frosty herald
So i can do dumb shit like decaying hex
hearty nebula
placid fiber
I heard one story of a girl that broke up with a dude because he slept naked and...
If you fucking leave marks on your bed: TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER YOU {REDACTED}!!!
mighty root
never played poe
fleet zealot
BUT LIFEMAXXING!!!!!
u literally just end up life maxing for infernalist Beidat's Hand 8life gives 1 additional energy shield and ghostwrithe 50% of max health is energy shield instead
delicate shadow
please god stop talking about terrible hygeine practices
delicate shadow
I'm begging
frosty herald
Im skinning count geonor alive tho
hearty nebula
I'm begging
freak
opal star
I wish I had a bidet
placid fiber
please god stop talking about terrible hygeine practices
It's sad that I already know about some of this shit...
placid fiber
all from listening to a streamer
visual stream
I'm begging
Now seems like an appropriate time to start Asmongoldposting
delicate shadow
NO
hearty nebula
Now seems like an appropriate time to start Asmongoldposting
no
mighty root
I wish I had a bidet
i bet it cursts
hearty nebula
do not post bald moron
opal star
i bet it cursts
it fucking what
hearty nebula
or i skin you alive
delicate shadow
mighty root
it fucking what
ur so yucky
visual stream
The kitchen utensils in his sink being as rusted as a World War 1 antique
placid fiber
Now seems like an appropriate time to start Asmongoldposting
I had to look up who that was lol
visual stream
opal star
ur so yucky
I wipe my ass ๐ญ
mighty root
I wipe my ass ๐ญ
gonna wash you
opal star
๐
opal star
Theyโre jumping me bruh
placid fiber
Dive off the ship!
hearty nebula
placid fiber
The water full of sharks is safer at this point!
hearty nebula
maybe even
mighty root
Theyโre jumping me bruh
hearty nebula
fat sharks...
placid fiber
The water full of sharks is safer at this point!
I'm pretty sure not even the megaladons are as dangerous at this point
leaden pebble
I heard one story of a girl that broke up with a dude because he slept naked and...
me when im about to eat but then i look at zealot chat
visual stream
Rookie mistake my slime
obsidian prairie
Unfortunate mistake
hexed igloo
visual stream
If you like D&D watch MrRhexx while you eat instead
placid fiber
your 2nd was actually reading the posts
hexed igloo
I watch cooking videos while eating
mighty root
hearty nebula
ye :3
placid fiber
I watch cooking videos while eating
I watch youtube or play video games while eating
hexed igloo
Watching babish rustle up an incredible platter of Michelin star grade food while I eat instant noodle with sausage
hexed igloo
https://www.youtube.com/@VegVillageFood
I'm a big fan of futurecanoe
mighty root
i mostly bake
hexed igloo
You would
hearty nebula
Watching babish rustle up an incredible platter of Michelin star grade food whil...
babish is my most hated youtube chef
not because he makes like bad food or whatever
delicate shadow
I did some christmas baking, whipped shortbread my beloved
hearty nebula
but because all his dishes are just needlessly complex & the videos have way too much fluff
delicate shadow
I also enjoy random street food vids
hexed igloo
Chef futurecanoe my beloved
Making some fucked up and evil chicken boiled in mysterious green broth
mighty root
I also enjoy random street food vids
real
delicate shadow
satisfying af
hearty nebula
street food makes me insanely anxious to think about lmao
hexed igloo
Indian street food moment
hearty nebula
idk maybe im just a clean freak when it comes to food
delicate shadow
I mean the ones on YT are all by and large safe since they're actively filming and uploading the process
mighty root
i saw the best fried chicken in Memphis and i drove to eat some, so glad i did
hearty nebula
but i dont trust anything that aint coming out of a proper kitchen
ever
unless i cook that shit myself
mighty root
Indian street food moment
those make me sick
delicate shadow
tbh even with "proper" kitchens you're still gambling to an extent
hexed igloo
In my city we have a night market every Friday and there's a lovely Korean lady that makes the best fried chicken I've had in my life out of a fuckin little trailer
hearty nebula
tbh even with "proper" kitchens you're still gambling to an extent
first time i ever went to texas roadhouse i got food poisoning
normal wren
tbh even with "proper" kitchens you're still gambling to an extent
if it dont got at least 3 michelin stars and a bib gourmand I don't eat there
hearty nebula
it was so bad i had to sleep in the bathroom that night
tepid sorrel
i love gambling
hexed igloo
I used to work in a restaurant/bar and ate the food there I'm immune to food poisoning
delicate shadow
I used to work for domino's and good god...horror
hexed igloo
I licked some black shit on one of the bars in exchange for a beer once
hearty nebula
I used to work for domino's and good god...horror
bro
i cannot eat at burger king anymore
hexed igloo
Snorted some Tabasco once for the same thing
tepid sorrel
I licked some black shit on one of the bars in exchange for a beer once
you should honestly be killed
hearty nebula
after working there
normal wren
I've worked in home depots cleaner than most dennys
hearty nebula
like its actually fucking disgusting
hexed igloo
you should honestly be killed
Brother if God wanted me dead I would be already
hearty nebula
:3
tepid sorrel
be actively, specifically killed by something
mighty root
I licked some black shit on one of the bars in exchange for a beer once
Chinese immortality elixir
delicate shadow
i cannot eat at burger king anymore
I had a mate that worked for subway and yea, I don't touch it with a 10ft barge pole (subway also just kinda sucks but that's besides the point)
hearty nebula
I had a mate that worked for subway and yea, I don't touch it with a 10ft barge ...
real
hexed igloo
be actively, specifically killed by something
I drank a powerade bottle full of chunky mold a couple months ago and it did nothing to me
delicate shadow
WHAT
tepid sorrel
what the fuck is wrong wit hyou
delicate shadow
bro is infested
normal wren
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-darktide-warhammer-40k-darktide-warhammer-m...
why did you send that in every channel
hearty nebula
why did you send that in every channel
because matt is stupid
this is a known fact
hexed igloo
WHAT
I thought it was a fresh bottle on my nightstand but it was actually one that was like 3 weeks old, I got through half the bottle before I realized it felt slimy
tepid sorrel
HALF THE FBORTTLT
delicate shadow
hearty nebula
NEVER
tepid sorrel
i just threw up a little internally i think
fleet zealot
I had a mate that worked for subway and yea, I don't touch it with a 10ft barge ...
i mean, the sad thing, jimmy and mike don't have that good variety, I go to firehouse anyways but subway is just so accessible and even if it's mid you get everything you want on it
delicate shadow
this is a positivity exclusive chat from now on
hexed igloo
i just threw up a little internally i think
You're pathetic I didn't even throw up and I drank it
tepid sorrel
yeah, you're infested with something.
hexed igloo
I lifted the bottle up to the light and it was like 90% stringy mold
hearty nebula
still fucking gobsmacked by this ngl
hearty nebula
absolute bullshit
delicate shadow
i mean, the sad thing, jimmy and mike don't have that good variety, I go to fire...
I just end up making my own stuff with turkish bread at home lol
hexed igloo
drank a BOTTLE of MOLD
I'm built different
tepid sorrel
yeah like kinda wrong. fucked up in some way
delicate shadow
I don't need no sub factory I can just make my own
fleet zealot
still fucking gobsmacked by this ngl
you got fuckin posed on
hexed igloo
yeah like kinda wrong. fucked up in some way
Oh absolutely
delicate shadow
also if there's any vietnamese places near you that offer viet subs, those are amazing
hearty nebula
you got fuckin posed on
i blame the veterans (it was completely my fault)
delicate shadow
banh mi my beloved
hexed igloo
also if there's any vietnamese places near you that offer viet subs, those are a...
I live right next to one, I don't trust it I've seen them hanging meat on their clothesline
hearty nebula
town next to where i grew up had like
500 indian restraunts
and thai places
and it was all so fuckin good
and dirt cheap too
delicate shadow
I live right next to one, I don't trust it I've seen them hanging meat on their ...
just like grandma used to do it ๐ฏ
hearty nebula
now i live in this rich white shithole city and it's all garbage fusion restraunts
hexed igloo
just like grandma used to do it ๐ฏ
Nah I'll drink mold I ain't touching meat that I've seen flies on
full nebula
What are some good blessings for the eviscerator?
hearty nebula
and disgusting greek food
hearty nebula
What are some good blessings for the eviscerator?
relic blade
full nebula
yes i have one of those
misty nova
What are some good blessings for the eviscerator?
Rampage Bloodthirsty
Shred Rampage
Shred Perfect Strike
hearty nebula
yeah so use it instead
tepid sorrel
taste buds completely overtaken
delicate shadow
and disgusting greek food
that's a shame, the med food around me is amazing
tepid sorrel
by mold.
hexed igloo
I would take the mold bottle over meat that's been left out
hearty nebula
yeah but evisc sucks
hearty nebula
it will forever be bad until fartshart removes target cap on it
hexed igloo
taste buds completely overtaken
Nah it's probably the excessive zyn/vape use that did that
hearty nebula
so it can at least compete with RB
tepid sorrel
Mold.
fleet zealot
now i live in this rich white shithole city and it's all garbage fusion restraun...
sushiritos
full nebula
kinda slow to clear for what it is
hexed igloo
I eat black mold for breakfast
full nebula
but chainsawing stuff for a lot is pretty satisfying
fleet zealot
that's the cursed fusion restaurant around here, more of a food truck but yea
hexed igloo
https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil7-welcome-to-family-son-gif-21944836
Holy shit I'm literally ethan winters
delicate shadow
it will forever be bad until fartshart removes target cap on it
god I hate target caps
hexed igloo
I don't like how sticky the chaxe is
full nebula
@misty nova 
delicate shadow
back in my day we already had a target cap, it was called CLEAVE
and it worked fine
hearty nebula
god I hate target caps
if i wouldnt get banned for it i'd ping strawhat every single day asking her to see if we can get eviscerator target cap removed
undone pewter
should I play darktide or balatro
fleet zealot
back in my day we already had a target cap, it was called CLEAVE
but don't you love arbitary hidden mechanics
hearty nebula
fleet zealot
should I play darktide or balatro
balatro
delicate shadow
I LOVE getting straight lied to by tooltips
hexed igloo
should I play darktide or balatro
Should play minecraft instead
hearty nebula
real
hearty nebula
fatshark needs to hire someone who actually does UI design & cares about UX
asap
please
we are BEGGING
tepid sorrel
back in my day OOAOAAGHGHGHOO
delicate shadow
let me design the UI, I will write everything in Australian
tepid sorrel
i dont want to read upside down text and icons
hexed igloo
Fuck now I'm gonna have to flip my monitor
hearty nebula
let me design the UI, I will write everything in Australian
if there aren't at least 500 instances of the word "cunt" i'm banning you
hexed igloo
Aquino are you a bogan aussie or a Sydney dweller
delicate shadow
i dont want to read upside down text and icons
วสษษฏ ษzuoq สpoolq sแด สxวส uสop วpแดsdn
QUEENSLANDER (originally from victoria but y'know)
hearty nebula
วสษษฏ ษzuoq สpoolq sแด สxวส uสop วpแดsdn
moderators
eviscerate his balls
hexed igloo
Queensland ๐๐๐๐
hexed igloo
what of it
Nothin just stay away from my koalas
delicate shadow
I'm in Canada now, jury is still out on if I'm recovering or not
hearty nebula
oh
cool
hopefully i can get into canada someday
im thinking of committing marriage fraud
merry flume
can't get a passport?
hexed igloo
I wouldn't mind Norway I'll just have to learn the fuckass enchanting table
tepid sorrel
canadians aren't real
delicate shadow
that would be a very quick and easy (read: long and expensive) way to fail at getting in
hearty nebula
can't get a passport?
difficult to immigrate to canada
getting a passport or marriage fraud
or both
tepid sorrel
Once you're born into the America you'll never be free
merry flume
it's hard to marry someone?
mighty root
hexed igloo
it's hard to marry someone?
Not particularly, getting someone to agree to it though?
hearty nebula
that would be a very quick and easy (read: long and expensive) way to fail at ge...
though
it depends if you mean marriage fraud
hearty nebula
i have people i've known for years that'd probably be willing to do it lmao
delicate shadow
idk if mod support for console would ever be a thing
north sedge
nude ogryn too powerful
mighty root
idk if mod support for console would ever be a thing
Yeah I figured
hearty nebula
because every single time i've ever had the displeasure of using mod.io it's the single most dogshit experience i've ever had modding a game
mighty root
Stark naked orgyn
hearty nebula
even my 1000+ modlist for skyrim is easier to manage than that moronic bullshit
merry flume
console users will just have to pray that certain mods are just poached into features
hexed igloo
Stark naked orgyn
It be dragging on the floor
mighty root
It be dragging on the floor
merry flume
i don't ever see truelevel getting any kind of in-game support but at least "who are you"
hexed igloo
Add naked ogryn screaming when he walks over broken glass
delicate shadow
it depends if you mean marriage fraud
I wouldn't do it is all I'm saying lol
hearty nebula
I wouldn't do it is all I'm saying lol
oh yeah no
i admit it's probably not the best way to go about it
hearty nebula
but i'm from the USA so i can't even seek asylum in canada lmao