zealot-class

[hearty nebula]

:3

[gleaming furnace]

It’s a bloge

[hearty nebula]

no its blorf

noob

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[gleaming furnace]

[hearty nebula]

you can tell by distinctive shape of his :P

the :D

and :3

[acoustic dune]

i think i have a larva picture of it

lemme go find it

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1316617678957580329/attachment-14.gif

[acoustic dune]

this is not the one btw

[tepid sorrel]

creature

[frozen kernel]

Me irl

[acoustic dune]

https://x.com/AlsikkanTV/status/1856111651780743208

Kris alsiKringle (@AlsikkanTV) on X

thought of this today and it was slow at work

Twitter · Nov 11, 2024, 11:07 PM

jesus

where is it

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-gif-25786536

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-wakey-wakey-awaken-gif-26734899

[frozen kernel]

I wonder what the original context is of that video

[acoustic dune]

THERE

FUCK

@hearty nebula

[hearty nebula]

no

thats not a blorf larva..

thats a flarb larva

but easy mistake to make... i forgive u

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[fleet zealot]

DB:D spoilers

|| VEGETA GOT SSJ3||

||THE PRINCE IS LESS OF A FRAUD||

[frosty herald]

they even used the concept art iteration of it

actual peak

[placid fiber]

<.<

:3

[hard nexus]

dead by daylight goku crossover

[placid fiber]

I read that as dead by daylight, myself <.<

Then when I looked at the spoilers it was kinda obvious it wasn't

[frozen kernel]

Same lol

Haven’t played in like 2 years but the acronym is solidified

[placid fiber]

is this what it actually is? lol

[fleet zealot]

yea

dragonball daima

[placid fiber]

just checked my phone and it's battery is at 69% lol

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

Charge your phone, stalker

[placid fiber]

almost immediately afterwards it went to 68%

[opal star]

that punch took bros battery

[placid fiber]

also: wtf would I charge it at 69%? I don't want the start shortening the battery's lifespan by constantly charging needlessly

[spring palm]

@sturdy pollen
charge should be 71%
welp back to vet chat i go

[clever swan]

so true, shouldnt charge above 60%

i also thought of the plasma gun when he said 69%

[stone fern]

kokor?

personally i name all my user accounts ME

[placid fiber]

kokor: killing on kutlery or rotators

idk

lol

killing ovens kornered on reshelfables... I can't think of anything really

[gleaming kelp]

Is not taking twbs gonna suck if I'm using Crusher?

[vague depot]

if you get hit your special gets canceled

just keep everything staggered and you will be fine surely

[placid fiber]

surely...

that one poxwalker: hold my beer

[placid fiber]

because everything always goes according to gameplan in darktide, am I rite?

nothing ever screws up

[gleaming kelp]

Feck. Wanted to use it with chorus but I dunno how to path it

[placid fiber]

ij or piety?

and is this for havoc?

[vague depot]

I run crusher with martyrdom but it does really well with all 3 keystones

[atomic geode]

what do y'all think of the relic sword?

[grave cypress]

you know whats crazy, level 1000 zealot in my squad who was nice and skillfull at the game and everything. He had no idea you had to kill corruption eyes in a time limit else they'll grow back.

He was like "wtf how many do we have to kill this is the longest one ive ever seen"

And once I explained it he was like "oh, i didnt actually know that"

[placid fiber]

relic is op

[gleaming kelp]

Piety for the cdr if possible, and yeah havoc

[vague depot]

Crusher but with more damage

[grave cypress]

relic is amazing

[placid fiber]

I mean... you could do something like this

[atomic geode]

i'm trying to get mine leveled so it's on par with my other weapon

i've been using heavy eviscerator for a while

[placid fiber]

it's basically the eviscerator but better

[atomic geode]

damn

what's the best zealot weapon then

[vague depot]

I can’t see the correlation between evis and relic blade besides both requiring two hands

[placid fiber]

technically the dueling sword

[vague depot]

Dueling sword no competition

[atomic geode]

really?

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[atomic geode]

the dueling sword lol

why

[placid fiber]

it's op

[vague depot]

But zealot can make every single one of its weapons work without issue

It’s just goated like that

[atomic geode]

true

[vague depot]

Insane finesse and decent horde clear so you can deal with every single enemy without breaking a sweat

[placid fiber]

it does good finesse damage, has good adms on the stab, and horde clears better than the knife

[gleaming kelp]

Thanks, sustained assault loss seems manageable since I just want everything on its ass or fearing the Emprahs light.

[atomic geode]

i see

[vague depot]

Special staggers ragers out of attacks and can even penetrate a bulwark shield if aimed properly

Insane mobility too why not

Dance circles around a mauler/crusher horde while stunning them into oblivion

[atomic geode]

sounds great

but i just love me some big two handed weapons lol

[vague depot]

No problem with that

[misty nova]

Then Crusher

Beat them down then beat them while they are down

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-milton-jojo-kicking-fight-gif-16647809

[atomic geode]

zealot needs a brass knuckle weapon lol

[placid fiber]

big weapons are cool, it's just they've never been on the very top aside from maybe the pickaxe on oggy

[mighty root]

Yeah it’s stupidly good

[gleaming kelp]

Man, I'd love some monk type gameplay.

[atomic geode]

hell yeah

[gleaming kelp]

Punch a hole through heretics

[mighty root]

You’d like the relic blade

[placid fiber]

yeah this is a pretty good description for the crusher yeah lol

[atomic geode]

yeah that's why i'm trying to level its stats up lol

[placid fiber]

mobility is the dump stat on it(the one that you want at 60% at 500)

[atomic geode]

i thought the mastery system was kinda annoying at first but then i realized its super easy to get mastery

right

[placid fiber]

it's super easy to get mastery, and getting god rolls is 100x easier

not to mention you can change all blessings and perks whenever you want

all for the cost of dockets

[gleaming kelp]

Sometimes. The shop can be funny sometimes

[atomic geode]

easiest method for me is if i've got a bunch of currency to dump, to just buy a bunch of weapons and upgrade them once. sacrifice them and boom max mastery. doesn't take too much

[placid fiber]

instead of like... 1000+ rolls... it takes like maybe up to 100 rolls from brunt

[atomic geode]

obviously the same weapon type

[copper hawk]

Do NOT the relic blade

DO the Crusher

[atomic geode]

relic blade all the way

[gleaming kelp]

True, but am poor due to being new

[placid fiber]

cica doesn't want them blanking his relic blade lol

😳

[mighty root]

Relic with rampage and Cranial

[placid fiber]

that's the mk10 iirc

[atomic geode]

relic god tier

[mighty root]

Yeah I like the mk 10 best

[gleaming kelp]

I have been getting more mats since I've been diving into auric maelstrom as havoc practice.

[placid fiber]

mk10 works for me the best, currently... but I still think the mk2 is the better mk

[copper hawk]

My fav mk of the relic blade is the hs 9

[placid fiber]

cica loves playing with is relic bl- wait... that doesn't sound right...

[copper hawk]

Ur a freak

[atomic geode]

lmao

[copper hawk]

Femboy brainrot has afflicted another

[placid fiber]

I've been around you too long lol

[copper hawk]

Blame the femboy 4 ur desirez

Ziiiigh..

Typical..

[placid fiber]

yep

[gleaming kelp]

Hadron is not going to be happy

[mighty root]

Tonight

You

[copper hawk]

[placid fiber]

at least I caught a new pokemon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/575948020646936587.webp

[gleaming kelp]

They've been 50/50 so far

[frosty herald]

give me grenade gauntlet on zealot

granted it will be extremely stupid

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[frosty herald]

but also extremely funny

[copper hawk]

Give me

Dual handed weapons

[mighty root]

I get off at 6 cst if you wanna play

[copper hawk]

Dual wielded

[stone fern]

dual stub guns

[copper hawk]

Taxe and

Devil claw..

[atomic geode]

dual wield relic blade

[placid fiber]

oggy's new 2 hander

[mighty root]

Taxe and knife

[copper hawk]

Turbo cringe

Ive never used a knife

[placid fiber]

taxe and devil's claw

[copper hawk]

Never will

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

If u EVAR used a knife

U r TAINTED

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

TAINTED !!!!!!

The stain of gloopruption never truly fadez..

[placid fiber]

I mean... aren't I that anyway, after being around you long enough?

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pledge-warhammer-40k-space-marine-2-gif-6344397471759064881

[mighty root]

Im gonna taint you

[north sedge]

cica constantly shills knife it's crazy

[placid fiber]

guys I don't think we should be playing with eachother's taint...

[mighty root]

Ahhh he mad

[placid fiber]

wait...

no...

I worded that hella wrong

[copper hawk]

WHAT IS WRONG W U PPL

RELEASE MEEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[gleaming kelp]

Appreciate it but my schedule is kinda dumb. Pugs will build character.....surely

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1293615088523280416/attachment.gif

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-laugh-kepala-ubi-gif-1769729172946268170

[mighty root]

Pubs made me better at solo play

[frosty herald]

buying you world master edition

you WILL accept my gift

[copper hawk]

Falsehood

[mighty root]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/304859283147980801/1276014282433106022/caption.gif

[frosty herald]

you WILL be jolly

[copper hawk]

If u actually do thabk u but

I no take gifts

[placid fiber]

so after pubs you are better playing with yours- goddamn it, I keep doing that

[copper hawk]

Srry !

[mighty root]

Im gonna play with it alright

[placid fiber]

[mighty root]

When pubs start stroking my ego

GOD

https://tenor.com/view/wrestling-wwe-hilarious-brock-lesnar-gif-11961839

[drowsy steppe]

I hate love here

[placid fiber]

we've been scarred from being around cica and meow too long lol

[mighty root]

I do the sleepiest clutch EVER

“Oh my god you’re so good”

https://tenor.com/view/cat-one-at-a-time-ladies-aaron-if-he-was-a-cat-funny-cat-gif-565648516443483223

[gleaming kelp]

Funny how the zealot chat is the furthest from the Emperor's light.

[placid fiber]

and then you die to the 1 barrel

[drowsy steppe]

its a time honored tradition

[misty nova]

Nah you see

[mighty root]

One time I died to a sniper kick

[placid fiber]

Oof...

[misty nova]

You need to bring the emperor's light to the darkest places
Zealot chat is the darkest place

[mighty root]

Ran up to res and as I got to him I got kicked

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-noo-no-scream-yell-gif-26307843

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-burger-king-gyatt-ohio-sigma-gif-1394421310183631442

[placid fiber]

that's your tongue, not the emperor's light >.>

[ebon bobcat]

Suprised that yall where able to talk about something that is related to Darktide

Good job.

[placid fiber]

ikr?

it should be a bannable offense

[ebon bobcat]

Agree

[gleaming kelp]

You ever get mutie thrown into a lit barrel? Funny and awful

[placid fiber]

like who are we

[ebon bobcat]

This is random-bullshit-chat now

[placid fiber]

to talk about something

darktide or zealot related

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-see-girls-me-when-i-see-girls-cat-cat-meme-cats-gif-4789669103410610467

[placid fiber]

the fucking nerve

god

so selfish of us

to think others want to know

about darktide

[gleaming kelp]

What are we, some kinda darktide zealot chat?

[placid fiber]

yeah

smh my head

[zealous basin]

now

[copper hawk]

Nop

Dont blame us

I am aura of corruptione

[placid fiber]

says the one who says stuff like gloop

[copper hawk]

Gloop is not a lewd word

[ebon bobcat]

Awalys was by what it seems

[pale spindle]

I mean

[mighty root]

Zealot chat is a shit fest and I like it

[pale spindle]

Can't argue with that

[copper hawk]

I awaken epilness in all those i approach..

[pale spindle]

Zealot chat is just general 2.0

Change my mind

[copper hawk]

This bottle

Of Stephens

Awakens ancient feelinz..

[placid fiber]

why do you have a bottle full of stephen's {REDACTED}?

[copper hawk]

See !! See !!

[gleaming kelp]

Ya'll do be helpful though. And then it goes back to Slaanesh.

[copper hawk]

No mia culpa !!

[mighty root]

Gonna gloop all over you

[copper hawk]

Hellfire is a good song in Latin

[gleaming kelp]

Isn't Gloop that one company

[placid fiber]

"I feel my gloop rising" -cica, probably

[copper hawk]

Goop I think

The scam ?

[gleaming kelp]

Yeh

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255692212717752513/1313602397033070723/tumblr_10bfec401915cf9f33c049aa453e0dec_171d9a5f_100.gif

[copper hawk]

Gloop i got from a silly yt video

[gleaming kelp]

Yeh, it's Goop

[copper hawk]

Like 8 friend groups ago

Gloop and snoy

[placid fiber]

"and so the torch has been passed, to the next generation"

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-in-dungeon-dungeon-meshi-anime-marcille-marcille-donato-gif-2603024326711224789

[copper hawk]

ME !!!!!

[placid fiber]

literally

[placid fiber]

As soon as I saw that I thought of cica lol

[placid fiber]

now that one is me lol

[drowsy steppe]

place has always been gen chat 2.0

[gleaming kelp]

Moo Deng, Disciple of Khorn

[placid fiber]

since way be in 2022

[drowsy steppe]

during the content drought it was the chat thats most active

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1069423231695589456/1306166549916418070/crackbert3.gif

[drowsy steppe]

everywhere else is dead most of the time

[copper hawk]

MOO DENG

I LOVE MOO DENG !!

Can some1 post the moodeng shot dead in the streets of Chicago image

[mighty root]

You love dong?

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/gojira-paris2024-olympics-gojira-paris-2024-maria-antonieta-gif-14313657042108153415

[placid fiber]

Guys! Cica is mooing again...

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/gojira-paris2024-metal-gif-3169034058129258194

[gleaming kelp]

Gojira is goated

[copper hawk]

Y do i live rent free in all ur headz..

Fweakz.

FWEAKZ !!

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-cat-mad-watch-this-swag-crash-lol-gif-20326813

[placid fiber]

says the guy who was mooing

[gleaming kelp]

Dat Gojira nook

[mighty root]

@copper hawk do you moo as you’re milked

[placid fiber]

I"m fucking dying over here lol

[copper hawk]

Is it sexually harass the femboy day and i didnt see

[mighty root]

Alright I’m done lol

[placid fiber]

when isn't it?

[gleaming kelp]

Isn't that everyday for internet denizens

[shadow sierra]

Which chaos god even is that?

[gleaming kelp]

The crossover we need but don't deserve

[pale spindle]

That's not a God

[young aurora]

maybe i shouldn't enter the chat

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[gleaming kelp]

United, I think

[placid fiber]

too late

[spare talon]

I've still heard worse irl

[young aurora]

def nurgle on the ribs

[copper hawk]

Me too

[young aurora]

damn

[placid fiber]

eh... is it really a rare pokemon when you've already caught it like 7 times?

[copper hawk]

Felt worse too

Irl

I hate old fat bald ssg's !!

[pale spindle]

I can't believe nobody knows who Chaos-Chan is

SMH my head

[spare talon]

Tf is an ssg

[drowsy steppe]

tf am I looking at

[mighty root]

Wtf

[placid fiber]

we don't want to know

[gleaming kelp]

Super saiyan god

[young aurora]

tf us a chaos-chan

[mighty root]

Cole hangs with real freaks

[drowsy steppe]

anyways

[mighty root]

[drowsy steppe]

fuck 10% attack speed

[copper hawk]

Staff SerGeant

[drowsy steppe]

dps increase my ass

[placid fiber]

so what can we help you with today, on a side note? lol

[copper hawk]

I loooove 10% attack speed

[young aurora]

it's all about the movement speed buffs

[copper hawk]

Looks goonercoded

[young aurora]

well i cant decide if dueling saber zealot is better as stealth or charge

[copper hawk]

I saw one that was cool like a

[drowsy steppe]

charge

[copper hawk]

Girl introducing the chaos girl to like

[frozen kernel]

Meow is worse with the horny by a long shot lol

[drowsy steppe]

stealth is shit

[placid fiber]

probably chastise, 300%

[copper hawk]

A Krieger ?

I think

[pale spindle]

U don't want to see the artist's other works

[mighty root]

I wonder what the new darktide update will be

[copper hawk]

A new addition Krieger

And he's drawing his knife in the image

I thought it was p cool

Edition*

[placid fiber]

that's what makes it so funny... when cica and meow are together... I feel like slaanesh be feeling the vibes all the way from the 40k dimension

[gleaming kelp]

Havoc 2 Darktide Boogaloo

[copper hawk]

I like the blue themeing of the new Krief

[young aurora]

yeah... i just had so much fun as an invisibke gremlin with a knife

[frozen kernel]

Isn’t it that one artist whose name started with an M?

[copper hawk]

Krieg

[young aurora]

[copper hawk]

Charge 100%

[young aurora]

dang... well once i finish the penances i guess im retiring stealth

[placid fiber]

I bet cica and meow being together are enough to feed slaanesh for at least 40k more years

[frozen kernel]

In a dark room, Cica may touch your face but Meow will straight up lick your ear

[drowsy steppe]

??

[frozen kernel]

I can’t put them on the same level

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-1955501164687414218

[drowsy steppe]

why are we sexualizing real people rn

[young aurora]

im sorry whi are we talking about-

[placid fiber]

we aren't, we're discussing the horrors they've already done...

[frozen kernel]

They’re right there

[gleaming kelp]

We are [ ] close to opening a new cicatrix maledictum right in the chat

[frozen kernel]

Do you think we’d get new voice lines for it too?

I wanna hear what bodyguard Ogryn has to say

Most important opinion in the room

[placid fiber]

"Me not comfortable around sah, anymore"

[copper hawk]

i dont even do anythin..

Y r we rent free !!

[gleaming kelp]

It's just Guilliman on a universal vox screaming in frustration

[copper hawk]

@young aurora all acceptable w ds 4

[young aurora]

thankuuu

[copper hawk]

For piety

For non piety

[placid fiber]

Hey look, my ds4 build(the 3rd one)

[young aurora]

also can someone explain to me why throwing knives? i feel like combustion is better

[copper hawk]

Throwing knives are awesome

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-computer-twitter-gif-12385391

[placid fiber]

because the talents leading up to them are better, and they are extremely useful for sniping specials and some elites

[copper hawk]

They instantly kill every specialist except like hounds and mutants on a headshot

[placid fiber]

and you get more from elite kills and ammo pickups

[copper hawk]

U have 12 of them

They're instantly thrown

[placid fiber]

literally me and cica rn lol

[copper hawk]

They inherit the perks of your melee and ranged weapons

[placid fiber]

^

[copper hawk]

And inherit the blessings of your ranged weapon

[frozen kernel]

12 insta knives and you get them back from Chastising into a wave of shotgunners and one shotting all of them

[copper hawk]

Which makes them very goofy

[gleaming kelp]

Ogryn should be able to fastball rock like the knives

[frozen kernel]

Feels good man

[copper hawk]

+manics on your weapon currently equipped means a bodyshot instantly kills trappers

[young aurora]

OH

[copper hawk]

They cover the biggest issue w zeal in melee

[young aurora]

okay i see the vision

[copper hawk]

That being disablers hidden jn hordes

They cleave on headshots

[frozen kernel]

I was really hoping Discord would do the “Several people are typing…” thing so I could screenshot it

[placid fiber]

guys everyone type

[frozen kernel]

“Can someone explain why knives?”
The entire zealot chat:

[copper hawk]

Flame grenade is overlapping something zealot usually already has covered: horde clear and management

Also, the pathing lol

[placid fiber]

lol

nope

[copper hawk]

Knife pathing gives you the best like

[placid fiber]

@spare talon why are tknives so good?

[copper hawk]

Talents for zealot

[young aurora]

i think for me i just twitch sk im missing my headshots last second

so skill issue

on my part lol

[frozen kernel]

I was tickled to see the first message just be Cica going “shit is awesome”

That’s enough reason there lmao

[copper hawk]

Shit is pawesome

[placid fiber]

@pale spindle we need ur help for typing so we can get the several people are typing thing lol

[frozen kernel]

MEOWNIS NOT HERE

[young aurora]

also u right

[frozen kernel]

LEAVE THE SINFUL STICKER

AT THE DOOR

[placid fiber]

lol I love pinging people with stupid shit sometimes

[copper hawk]

But uh

[placid fiber]

potato salad?

[copper hawk]

If u have horde clear wpns or arent playing havic

Tknives are generally the better moment to moment option

[placid fiber]

what do you guys think of martyrdom?

[copper hawk]

They regen on any special/elite kill too lol

[placid fiber]

gimme your 5 page annalysis of it

[frozen kernel]

I see that name typing

[copper hawk]

U dont have only 3 and u dont have to fight an ogryn or a vet for nades

Tldr pathing, utility for what the role zealot plays in a team

[frozen kernel]

@gleaming furnace I see u bitch

[placid fiber]

I saw the eggplant

[frozen kernel]

You made me laugh

[placid fiber]

no one wants to type now lol

[copper hawk]

But pathing is rlly the biggest thing

[spare talon]

What cica said

Ditto

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-gif-22499839

[copper hawk]

Second wind is like the best tness regen talent zeal has

[placid fiber]

what was that?

[copper hawk]

Affirmed by cole..

[spare talon]

Real and true

[copper hawk]

Woa..

[frozen kernel]

“Pathing is the biggest thing” 🍆😈💦

[placid fiber]

just like how poxwalkers are the good guys for murdering smykers?

[frozen kernel]

They’re just doing their best

[frozen kernel]

Anomalopoxwalker

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[young aurora]

i appreciate smykers holding the grass still while i mow it

[placid fiber]

I've looked into the eyes of a furry... and the void within stared back...

[copper hawk]

I have a clip of tintin dying to a single poxwalker

[placid fiber]

hi orcka

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[placid fiber]

there aren't enough active people lol

[frozen kernel]

Average Tintin vet gameplay

[placid fiber]

no one likes chatting here

unless we're discussing pancakes

[frozen kernel]

Yesterday I watched it happen

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSpGhzFTxmmRw6XOP/spok?invite=cr-MSx0OFgsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iTd0dEKtv1UH0rOqn/spok?invite=cr-MSxjQmMsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[frozen kernel]

It went from regular discussion among actual random users

[copper hawk]

One of these two clips

[frozen kernel]

And suddenly all the regulars appeared at once

[placid fiber]

lol

[young aurora]

[remote lark]

I smell arguments about tknives...

I'm here to be mean to people..

[young aurora]

[remote lark]

who we fighting..

[young aurora]

look jm sorry i didnt know

[spare talon]

I noticed that my presence was needed via the morphogenetic field

So I came

[frosty herald]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[remote lark]

kills u

Glad I could clear that up

[young aurora]

dies

[spare talon]

Why did it reply to that one

[placid fiber]

got it for u lol

[drowsy steppe]

tknives cuz its closest to second wind

[spare talon]

Hate discord mobile

[drowsy steppe]

tknives because youre cool

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/super-saiyan-goku-charge-ss3-dragonball-z-gif-13463403

[remote lark]

@spare talon

[placid fiber]

...wha?

[remote lark]

fuck u

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/agl-ssj3-goku-goku-ssj3-super-saiyan-3-dragon-ball-gif-5335115345054906052

Shoot 10 ballistic missiles at rostok

[frozen kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1293134993211658303/caption.gif

Obligatory

[placid fiber]

Don't think u can get away yam!

[distant lagoon]

Just met 2 zealots that were spamming relic on cooldown

it was awful

[placid fiber]

randoms actually using their career skills? Is that legal?

[distant lagoon]

You don't get it

[placid fiber]

pretty sure the fbi or nintendo are coming....

https://tenor.com/view/nintendo-nintendo-switch-cease-and-desist-nintendo-wii-wii-u-gif-21051413

[distant lagoon]

They were spamming it all the time

and not doing anything

I had to kill everything myself

[frozen kernel]

Mfw Sadam was paying the mercs all along

[distant lagoon]

And the moment they screwed up their crutch mechanic, they got demolished by dogs

[placid fiber]

was it useful at any point, tho?

[distant lagoon]

Only against monsters, but that's it

[placid fiber]

I mean... randos are screwed by dogs anyway lol

god I worded that poorly

[distant lagoon]

Thel iterally did not even TRY to dodge dogs

[remote lark]

Dogs??

Where???

[placid fiber]

Oh God

we summoned lumi

[frozen kernel]

You know, whenever I’m feeling sad I like to equip Assail with the extra pen, cleave talent on the right, and hop into Hunting Grounds

Infinite dopamine farm

[gleaming kelp]

Dogs are such twitchy bastards. If you don't kill them immediately they run off like 6 rooms away and then come back when there's a fresh hoard

[young aurora]

hiiii :3

[placid fiber]

dogs fucking over randoms was enough to summon lumi

[remote lark]

Haii

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-noo-no-scream-yell-gif-26307843

[young aurora]

i hate dogs sm

[placid fiber]

I hate trappers more

[young aurora]

the amount of times 2 dogs have ruined a whole mission

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ganondorf-ganon-smash-smash-bros-super-smash-bros-gif-13050238

[young aurora]

i feel like i dodge trappers better

[frozen kernel]

Me to the local poxhound

[gleaming kelp]

Trappers will at least sit around like a moron admiring their work

[young aurora]

i dunno

[placid fiber]

the amount of times 1 trapper has...

[remote lark]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jiFUTEL9co2YXPvra?invite=cr-MSxEWDcsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

[frozen kernel]

Lemme get my favorite dog clip

[placid fiber]

You can get dogs knocked off of you, you can't get unnetted if your teammates don't do it...

[young aurora]

watching the psyker clutch an entire 10 min segment reach all 3 of the dead players only to get trapped mid revive was certainly something

[young aurora]

i raise you hunting grounds modifier

[gleaming kelp]

Awful and illegal

[placid fiber]

I raise you the vet with 6s cdr per special kill

[young aurora]

fair enough

[remote lark]

If I know I'm caught out solo in hunting grounds I pop a flame barrel and stand in it or rlly close to it

[frozen kernel]

Just dont get pounce huggled 4head

[remote lark]

Dogs on fire can't stay on u

[frozen kernel]

Some of you didnt grow up with early internet furries and it shows

[young aurora]

if im caught out solo in hubting grounds i look for the psyker and hide behind them

[visual stream]

Spidey sense mod and still couldn't predict the 180 degree dog turn, smh

[placid fiber]

... I didn't know that lol

[drowsy steppe]

I would just die

[visual stream]

That bug is so funny though

"sike"

[remote lark]

Fire damage knocks them off

[drowsy steppe]

I got auric exemplar today 🙂

[remote lark]

.. eventually

Takes like 2-3 ticks

[young aurora]

i wanna do end game content but

no friends with ambitions for it

[remote lark]

Hi

You can play with me later

[young aurora]

hello :3 okieee!

[drowsy steppe]

play alone like a real man

[gleaming kelp]

Pug it and build character

[placid fiber]

you gotta be able to carry randoms and it sucks, right? lol

[drowsy steppe]

Im just kidding

[young aurora]

yep lol

[remote lark]

I have a better one

[young aurora]

its why i stick to heresy usually

i cant quite clutch damnation solo yet

[placid fiber]

that's the reason I don't do auric or maelstrom stuff most of the time lol

[frozen kernel]

Once I upgraded from my old laptop to building a proper PC

I could parry dogs on reaction

[remote lark]

Okay guys

Let's play a gamr

It's called

Did lumi dodge this:

[frozen kernel]

Didnt have to just listen for "AWWOOOO" and spam shove

[young aurora]

yes

[frozen kernel]

Now I'm gonna go out on a limp here

[placid fiber]

472

[spare talon]

Yeah I was the one who made this lmao

Literally only like me and arco know what morphogenetic field is from

[remote lark]

:(

[frozen kernel]

Soon as I saw you say it I had to go sort through the gifs lmao

[young aurora]

[remote lark]

biochemistry

[placid fiber]

wait who tf is this?

[remote lark]

theoretical nonsense

That's just jeff

[frozen kernel]

that's craig

[placid fiber]

jeff lol

[frozen kernel]

He's new here

[placid fiber]

[remote lark]

wait

[placid fiber]

for some reason all this jeff/craig talk is making me hungry

[remote lark]

@spare talon

why do you know what a morphogenic field is

[spare talon]

But not the kind I'm referring tk

[remote lark]

oh

I was gonna say

that's some esoteric knowledge

[frozen kernel]

I wish we still lived in the age of like, shitty flash animations

[spare talon]

I'm referring to a pseudoscience concept

[frozen kernel]

Id love to see a series that is just all the heretics hanging out on the maps minding their business

[placid fiber]

wha...?

[frozen kernel]

Occasionally we come thru and it's like "oh for fuck sake these assholes again"

[placid fiber]

Cole... u gotta find better kinks <.<

[frozen kernel]

"Did they bring the one with the knife?!"
"No trapper, they didn't bring the one with the knife."

[remote lark]

Morphic resonance?

[gleaming kelp]

Doesn't bomber have actual lines? Dude loves his job

[remote lark]

That still makes me wanna know how you know what that is

[frozen kernel]

IT'S BLASTING TOIM

[gleaming kelp]

MOVING INTO POSITION

[placid fiber]

FLUSH THEM OUT

[frozen kernel]

REDDIEN CROWD CONTROWWW

[placid fiber]

I love how we can pull those out of the top of our heads

[frozen kernel]

He's so fucking bri'ish

[remote lark]

They're seared into our brains

Ptsd

[gleaming furnace]

NOBODY HAS EVER CALLED FOR A BOOM FUCK OFF

[spare talon]

Yes this looks like what I'm referring to

[remote lark]

Universal memory theory

[placid fiber]

literally lol

[gleaming kelp]

Does any other unit have lines? It's like bomber is being all soldier-ey but his team is all grunts and bursting pustules.

[placid fiber]

just like the mutant roar followed by 3 dead randos

[misty nova]

Grenade OUT!

[remote lark]

Trapper does

[frozen kernel]

Pretty much all the specialists except mutie and dog have lines

Mutie just goes HGRGRRRRRRRRRR and Dog goes Awoo

[placid fiber]

poxburster cough

[remote lark]

awoo!

[spare talon]

I could spoil one of the best narrative games right here right now

[gleaming kelp]

Trapper is that creeper who talks about nets and net accessories

[remote lark]

I'm gonna destroy your brain

[frosty herald]

bruh

[frozen kernel]

Poxburster makes a sound that only players at their peak can hear

[remote lark]

Undertale uses morphic theory

[frozen kernel]

It just says, "Let go..."

[remote lark]

Prove me wrong

[gleaming furnace]

he says right before getting gibbed by a kickback yet still drops the grenade at his feet like that call of duty perk

[frozen kernel]

I dont have a clip but I was playing a 40k mod of ContractorsVR

I was playing a kriegsman against chaos marines and rushed one in melee with a grenade

[frozen kernel]

I've got a clip of gettting absolutely flattened by a marine tho

[remote lark]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jiFNuWZ63L3rvfbKm?invite=cr-MSxHYmwsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

[frozen kernel]

Watching Discord try and send a 200mb video

Streamable gets salty when they're over 150mb so unfortunately my 45s clips are too big

[remote lark]

Oh yeah I forgot to say

[frozen kernel]

The new Steam clipping is dope but their file size ranges from 30MB to regular and huge

[remote lark]

@young aurora if u can carry heresy but not damnation

[remote lark]

It's time for u to only play damnation until u can

[ornate bone]

I've swapped back to zealot after playing psyker for a week. Feels fucking magical. Zealots the goat class fr.

[frozen kernel]

Meow is right, you're def ready for damn

Just gotta force yourself to get better about your habits

You got this homie!

[remote lark]

I SWEAR I HEARD TF2 PYRO RIGHT AT THE END

[spare talon]

The game I'm referring to uses it better

[frozen kernel]

You did lmao They used pyro sounds for the krieg

[remote lark]

LMFAO

[frozen kernel]

If you flicked your right stick when holding weapons you'd let out a battle cry depending on who you were

[remote lark]

Do tell

[spare talon]

999

[remote lark]

What

[gleaming kelp]

The ds game?

[remote lark]

Yeah

[spare talon]

Yes

[remote lark]

I can see it

[spare talon]

Wdym

[gleaming kelp]

Zealots should just tape the chorus relic to their foreheads so they can go about heretic krumping while it goes off.

[gleaming furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-wtf-really-headon-throwbackthursday-gif-5952722

[drowsy steppe]

hawk tuah

[gleaming furnace]

Don’t give me that malarkey

[gleaming kelp]

Are you ok fyre

[copper hawk]

These things gross af damn

[gleaming kelp]

Owners will still go "he doesn't bite"

[pine glacier]

Dog called princess

[drowsy steppe]

fyre why

[mighty root]

No

[gleaming kelp]

A second zealot will also work. So long as they can rotate ults

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221205014043951266/1303263168822247464/emoji.gif

[placid fiber]

😏

[misty nova]

Are you trash? Because I'm a raccoon

[placid fiber]

I get it, you wanna get inside of em

[mighty mesa]

I am literal trash, yes

[placid fiber]

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-love-hug-mae-be-gif-22717197

[grand tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/333699197767254036/1322585499319275663/IMG_20241228_102140_999.jpg?ex=6771693b&is=677017bb&hm=4b9a342252e1fe098bc54a99ee26a6bf5409582beb5437f671c7f9eff5f08ae9&

Me

[misty nova]

Not what I was getting at but I think it works

[placid fiber]

you wanted to get inside of their trash can since that's what racoons do :3

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762816022616080386/1320765807005007913/tumblr_e2f980731375ee555c81af325b52f4e7_07ddaef8_540.webp

[placid fiber]

My wife said "lovely" when I told her that

[mighty mesa]

check my description on discord (that i've had since i got discord i think)

[drowsy steppe]

very specific

[mighty mesa]

i have no clue where i got it from

its just been there

forever basically

https://tenor.com/view/tiefling-tiefling-melissa-melissa-belladonna-vtuber-dnd-gif-27658869

[fleet zealot]

chat

[placid fiber]

the witch when you tell her you're single

[fleet zealot]

our rogue had a magic pocketwatch

and she rolled a 100

[placid fiber]

I liked it better the 1st time

[fleet zealot]

there is snow and angels coming out of the sky

(we are underwater)

please send help

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-potato-yeet-yeet-gif-25338380

[fleet zealot]

dragon lover ☝️

[placid fiber]

There I tried

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221205014043951266/1303263168822247464/emoji.gif

Please play with me

It’ll make me better

[placid fiber]

the killer when he finds you alone...

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-dnd-d%26d-dungeons-and-dragons-tieflign-melissa-gif-15814418273829951528

[mighty root]

Me when I find you alone

[placid fiber]

[gleaming kelp]

Thoughts and Emperor's light.

[mighty mesa]

White girls...f.....d.... they f...... em

[placid fiber]

lol

[mighty root]

Can’t even spell

[misty nova]

And then they hyucked

[drowsy steppe]

where is my state mandated white woman

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064090017909182494/1287601793064374272/ezgif-6-f90ca81055.gif

[mighty mesa]

well it depends

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stikbyte-white-liquid-spongebob-sponge-gif-8015091310330917202

[mighty mesa]

also, im always available for runs, though im not that good at the game

[gleaming kelp]

Ran out

[placid fiber]

god this looks cursed af...

[drowsy steppe]

I am also available for runs but Im tired rn

[drowsy steppe]

YOU SEND IT YOURSELF BOR

?

??

???

!!!

[placid fiber]

free cheese

[placid fiber]

the last thing you here before

[drowsy steppe]

I would hope thats just

vanilla ice cream

[mighty mesa]

Mal can agree, that im not very good

he played with me once

[remote lark]

I agree

[drowsy steppe]

idk

that playstation player kept going down

I saw

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-here-gif-19517415

[mighty mesa]

yeah true

[remote lark]

GAHHH

[drowsy steppe]

like the guy going down to 2 crusher overheads

[remote lark]

I'll never not find it funny that the actual bots are often more useful than bad teammates

[placid fiber]

It's hilariously pathetic how bad randos are sometimes most of the time

[mighty mesa]

truu

[drowsy steppe]

I love this so much

[mighty mesa]

i did a havoc 21 with 3 friends
then i did a havoc 21 with 2 friends and a bot
we lost with that one friend, and won with a bot

[placid fiber]

I knew you hated the reds... wait...

<.<'

[drowsy steppe]

do you have a confession to come forward about by any chance

🙂

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-one-at-a-time-ladies-aaron-if-he-was-a-cat-funny-cat-gif-565648516443483223

I’ll carry

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

Cheese is our lord and savior

[long kelp]

Relic sword best blessings ?

[placid fiber]

1st pinned message

[drowsy steppe]

also cuz bots are just so heavily biased towards being super defensive

[mighty root]

Rampage and cranial

[drowsy steppe]

theyre more capable of defense than bad players

[mighty mesa]

yeee

[placid fiber]

which unironically makes them better than the offensive terrible randos

[mighty mesa]

yee, my friend has this issue with alot of pride, and being a gunker, and refusing to use melee

[placid fiber]

sure you killed that 1 or 2 poxwalkers with your recon... but you died to the one groaner from behind...

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-funny-lol-fall-gif-15710853

[gleaming kelp]

Bots won't leave you behind. Dudes will try to revive amongst a horde

[drowsy steppe]

smyker or gunker folding in melee is a hilariously common occurence

[remote lark]

soyker*

[placid fiber]

funny when someone is too proud to not die to 3 poxwalkers, am I rite?

[mighty mesa]

and when i send him builds and build tips, he just refuses to look at them, cause i make him feel like im saying he cant make builds himself

[remote lark]

All u need to do

Is get him to download the scoreboard mod

[placid fiber]

That's when u hit him with "Oh, so you are proud that you always die to anything at melee range"

[remote lark]

His stats will speak for themselves

And he will better himself

[drowsy steppe]

yk I get it, you want to learn at your own pace sometimes.

[fleet zealot]

chat how bad is it if our time magic pocket watch creates a blizzard and angels come flying down

[remote lark]

No u MUST use the most optimal setups ALWAYS or you are BAD and EVIL and HAVE TO DELETE THE GAME FOREVER

[fleet zealot]

like

[fleet zealot]

how fucked and derailed are we

[mighty root]

Melee psyker is amazing what

What

?

[fleet zealot]

psyker players suck at melee

[mighty root]

How is he losing

[fleet zealot]

psyker melee is great

[remote lark]

"I use a bad build on purpose" type of ego

Hi fyre

[fleet zealot]

psyker players almost did a vet chat when force sword infinite dodges got nerfed

[mighty root]

“Im sure you do buddy”

[placid fiber]

answer: Yes

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/pewpewpewpew-ahmed-mohsin-أحمد-محسن-hedgehog-dancing-meme-gif-2754780489075620554

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/grab-steal-cat-kitty-kitten-gif-24065811

[fleet zealot]

SHE used it to win a poker game

we are on a mission to slay at least 2 GODS and she used time magic to win a poker game and then rolled 100 on "something might happen if you fuck with time" table

[placid fiber]

You: "Fuck you, time!"
Time: "Hold my beer"

[drowsy steppe]

me when I dont sacrifice my entire bloodline for 10% attack speed be like:

[fleet zealot]

but

[drowsy steppe]

do not

[fleet zealot]

since that time watch has crossed from a separate universe

there is a non zero chance it's the angel's from the other campaign's character cause that is where it originated from, and that character is a god with it's own angels now.

[placid fiber]

me when I drink too much beer:

[fleet zealot]

true

DM ended on the cliffhanger

[drowsy steppe]

why is my auditory senses being exposed to nsfw asmr

[fleet zealot]

of the sky opening up

i hope you get banned for this

i won't snitch

but

[placid fiber]

probably had to trash like 10 whole notebooks of campaign

[mighty root]

:/

It uh

[placid fiber]

<.<

[mighty root]

There has been worst things here

[drowsy steppe]

buddy

you are the worst thing here

[placid fiber]

That doesn't make it right lol

[drowsy steppe]

[mighty root]

[placid fiber]

"I've seen worse things said here" -every racist/hate crime person ever

[drowsy steppe]

real

[fleet zealot]

that's legit nsfw audio

like

no

[placid fiber]

I didn't hear it and I'm happy lol

[drowsy steppe]

my ears has been tainted

[placid fiber]

I think "blissful ignorance" is the right saying lol

[buoyant pecan]

Voice reveal gone wrong

[mighty root]

I listened to it and yeah that was the wrong deftones vid

Oops

[buoyant pecan]

This is why the Porn goes in a separate folder

[mighty root]

It wasn’t

[drowsy steppe]

my sides

💀

[mighty root]

It was just audio from some shitty asmr

[drowsy steppe]

buddy

[mighty root]

Buddy

[placid fiber]

I come back to this XD

[drowsy steppe]

I heard the words

[buoyant pecan]

The NSFW asmr was not porn.
Yea I cast doubt

[drowsy steppe]

reached your limit

with some sus noises

💀

[mighty root]

Pluh

[buoyant pecan]

As a 5th level spell, I cast doubt

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rubberbanding-rubberband-pgr-pokemon-go-raid-bug-gif-3759803453998718270

[buoyant pecan]

Listen, you like ASMR. I'm not gonna shame you for that.
Please.
Just separate the Porn from the Memes.
Separate folders.

It'll save you and others.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ocean-park-roy-rooster-chicken-chiken-gif-18023830420710704499

[drowsy steppe]

this is why the sus activities stays on another server

[placid fiber]

Stop, stop, he's already dead!

[mighty root]

The caption was literally deftones if they weren’t mid and showed them :/

[fleet zealot]

fyre, the mods can see what you deleted

[buoyant pecan]

Label your porn better

[fleet zealot]

they will know your shame

[mighty root]

Uh

Right

[buoyant pecan]

Label it better.
Separate folders.

[mighty root]

He thinks I look at it

[placid fiber]

Still continuing to resurrect him just to kill him again, I see

[mighty root]

[buoyant pecan]

I mean if you did, you wouldn't be posting porn on main in an official discord

[copper hawk]

Gooner Convention 2025 in Zealot Chat

[mighty root]

It wasn’t

People love to post that sister of battle gif

[buoyant pecan]

There's no need to lie about a mistake

[placid fiber]

Of course cica was summoned since we're talking about this lol

[mighty root]

[buoyant pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/invocation-naruto-hand-seals-anime-gif-16713463

[fleet zealot]

ok

this is rhetorical

but what sob gif?

(do not answer

[mighty root]

?

[drowsy steppe]

I dont remember either

[buoyant pecan]

The hip sway one if I had to guess

[mighty root]

This has to be projecting or something bruh

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/adepta-sororitas-sister-of-battle-mad-cup-gif-7124970825008737609

[drowsy steppe]

queen didnt post it though

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[buoyant pecan]

Mfw when you go for a reversal and it doesn't work because there's nothing to reverse

[drowsy steppe]

once again zealot chat rep goes down the drain

back to square 0

[buoyant pecan]

If there's a course on Gaslighting, retake it.

[mighty root]

[spare talon]

Oh cool time to leave right as I got here then

[tepid sorrel]

why would you say something like this

[mighty root]

Uh apparently I have porn saved to my phone

[modern lintel]

freak off

[tepid sorrel]

and posted it here on accident i assume

[mighty root]

Yeah dude here’s my phone just don’t check my photos

[copper hawk]

LMFAO yeah

Yeah !!

[buoyant pecan]

The Genjutsu that made you post it must have been powerful

[mighty root]

No

Oh my gah

[tepid sorrel]

oh so it was on purpose

[mighty root]

Uh

[modern lintel]

balls or no balls

[buoyant pecan]

Mistakes happen. Phone Discord is wonky af

[acoustic dune]

god i really wanna anwser that with a gif

[placid fiber]

If it wasn't on accident this only leaves on purpose >.>

[acoustic dune]

but i might get ban if i do

[placid fiber]

You already got booted once, I wouldn't suggest it

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-elf-delicious-in-dungeon-thistle-sissel-gif-724863028450754581

[misty nova]

Note to self
Bladed Momentum Perfect Strike hs9 is not the best for CIVI
Try mk6 next time

[copper hawk]

Bladed momentum

Perfect strike..

[placid fiber]

the ultimate gooner combo

[misty nova]

[copper hawk]

On the heby sword..

Oh my god ,,

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gang-slug-flushed-away-gif-10056622939929507137

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-iron-man-dont-you-you-know-i-am-gif-21223667

[copper hawk]

U should be charged w a hatecrime 4 that

[placid fiber]

Like I said: the ultimate gooner combo lol

[copper hawk]

U use these wordz

[placid fiber]

I use them unironically

[copper hawk]

But i dont think u know what they meanz..

[placid fiber]

this time

[misty nova]

Yeah hate against abort_cleave

[placid fiber]

I think I know what I am saying, lemme check

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/princess-bride-dummy-umm-word-meaning-gif-17203793

[stone fern]

give relic sword brutal too

make it a gooner weapon

[placid fiber]

Yeah... I was right...

[mighty root]

OH MY GOD GONNA LOSE IT

[copper hawk]

Ur like kids learnin new wordz 4 the first time

[stone fern]

it can also mean doing something repeatedly to no end

[misty nova]

Why are you surprised about Bladed Momentum Perfect Strike and not the fact I used it on a CIVI