i love
#zealot-class
plush estuary
muted pike
I'll rephrase:
What melees aside from chaxe mk4 delete all elites, armored or not with their light attack?
muted pike
Rashad and taxes?
muted pike
Uh i guess relic blade
Which mk?
misty nova
copper hawk
Which mk?
The 10
Lobotomite coded light attack combo
Sweep sweep thrust repeat
Do after activating
drowsy steppe
mk2 relic
l1 and l2 is light strikedowns
l1 > l2 > block cancel > repeat
or just l1 > l2 > h3 > h4 > repeat
broken walrus
Im using the MkX and H3 is so slow, I keep getting L3 in the middle of a horde
I guess I should just block cancel
for l1 l2
rocky nacelle
l1 l2 H3 feels good
drowsy steppe
the 2 light sweeps on mark 10, if you chain it to a heavy input you access the heavy sweeps
iirc h3 > h4 is loopable
broken walrus
itchy finger releases the mouse too quick
guess I gotta get used to the slow swings
or ungabunga evicerator
muted pike
How does Overload work? (The explosion blessing on the Relic Blade?)
gray ice
Very poorly 
Triggers an explosion on lockout, small radius and little dmg
I believe it also does something else but I'm in the clouds and cant remember properly
fleet zealot
Ferret, Pog Ferret
drowsy steppe
pog
uneven galleon
frozen kernel
Fleshbag grab
Nbd
Bomber nade lands on the ground
sand flame
me
atomic fjord
sand flame
congrats on whatever you did I'm confused
sand flame
I'm not even 30 on any characters (partially cuz I delete them a lot)
drowsy steppe
ok now do true survivor
havoc 53rd set
havoc exemplar
slave away to havov some more boyo
hexed igloo
how tf do you dash
Spacebar
hexed igloo
Might be?
sullen forge
how tf do you dash
what like Dodge in game?
frozen kernel
I'm not even 30 on any characters (partially cuz I delete them a lot)
I'm pretty sure literally everything but the sex can be changed at the barber. Not sure what other reason there is to delete a char lol
placid fiber
dodging = space bar + left, right, back, or a combo of those 3(besides left and right together)
sullen forge
I'm pretty sure literally everything but the sex can be changed at the barber. N...
No you can change your sex
frozen kernel
Honestly shocked that dodging is in the advanced tutorial in the Psykanium and not the prologue tutorial lol
When I was introducing a buddy to the game I was like "Holy shit do they really not teach you to dodge overheads"
placid fiber
I'm not even 30 on any characters (partially cuz I delete them a lot)
just get the extra loadouts mod and then for the lulz use the 3 extra character slots that come with it
and have 4 zealots
broken walrus
Overheads are just a nice suprise when you try to block them the first time
frozen kernel
Baffling how much the game doesn't tell you
Even more baffling that many gamers don't learn from experience
placid fiber
When I was introducing a buddy to the game I was like "Holy shit do they really ...
that really does explain a lot of situations with randoms tbh
frozen kernel
So Fartshart is damned if they do, damned if they dont lol
You'd think one single crusher overhead would be enough to teach you "I should dodge that"
I was watching a friend play Hogwarts Legacy earlier
Tutorial ogre teaches you to dodge
It swings
Game pauses
PRESS B TO DODGE
He dodges
It charges him again
He presses the parry button and gets trucked
broken walrus
It took me awhile to figure out that you cant dodge overheads by dodging backwards. Ate them like candy for awhile
placid fiber
Even more baffling that many gamers don't learn from experience
"Man, I should learn how to dodge these attacks from bosses in rogue legacy 2..." ... bashes face against keyboard and brute forces tf out of the fights repeatedly
sand flame
I'm pretty sure literally everything but the sex can be changed at the barber. N...
voices and this was before that update
frozen kernel
"Banx are you in my stream, what the fuck am I supposed to do I cant parry him"
"Brother the game just taught you how to dodge. The big red icon means GTFO"
sand flame
just get the extra loadouts mod and then for the lulz use the 3 extra character ...
Xbox series s </3
frozen kernel
voices and this was before that update
Ahh the voice. Nuff said
Gotta be one you're gonna like listening to lmao
sand flame
gotta endure torment as the emperor intends
placid fiber
Xbox series s </3
oof
broken walrus
Some people were just not meant to make it past natural selection
drowsy steppe
iirc its like a year after release we finally get an option to change sex and personality
so tough luck if you dont like playing cutthroat after 10 hours 
placid fiber
*"Brother the game just taught you how to dodge. The big red icon means GTFO"*
Being one of the people that learns from mistakes in games... it makes it rough watching those that don't lol
frozen kernel
so tough luck if you dont like playing cutthroat after 10 hours <:KEKW_ogryn:102...
Took 10 hours to realize your own rage eclipsed the Cutthroat's
sand flame
so tough luck if you dont like playing cutthroat after 10 hours <:KEKW_ogryn:102...
I love my silly old Irish dude
placid fiber
I might do my fair share of brute forcing, but, I at least attempt to learn while doing it
frozen kernel
Being one of the people that learns from mistakes in games... it makes it rough ...
I wouldn't be as bewildered if 90% of gamer woes weren't caused by ignoring text on the screen
placid fiber
I wouldn't be as bewildered if 90% of gamer woes weren't caused by **ignoring te...
Yep lol
frozen kernel
It's a meme for a reason
placid fiber
I wouldn't be as bewildered if 90% of gamer woes weren't caused by **ignoring te...
"Press F to jump" ... Dude idk, I can't figure out this puzzle... and why can't I jump?!
frozen kernel
Cuphead journalist being over 30 and not knowing how to both jump and move forwards
placid fiber
frozen kernel
The greatest earth shattering realization of adulthood was realizing that most of the human race is incompetent, and most of them are still successful
It's a consolation if anything
placid fiber
It's a meme for a reason
"Dude, how do these enemies keep knowing I'm there?!" literally 2 feet from them
frozen kernel
"How did he fucking hear me"
is sprinting in full combat gear
"I dunno...crouch maybe?"
placid fiber
at least in skyrim I knew I was trying to sneak while in full heavy armor with a low sneak skill
frozen kernel
I've got an amigo who likes to talk out his ass a lot
Today's gem we were talking about reloading weapons
He says how he just counts his rounds in VR
placid fiber
at least in skyrim I knew I was trying to sneak while in full heavy armor with a...
other gamers? sprinting full throttle wondering why he keeps getting caught
sand flame
at least in skyrim I knew I was trying to sneak while in full heavy armor with a...
in Skyrim I took over 200 screenshots of snow elf architecture for autism reasons
frozen kernel
I'm like "I won't even pretend I'm on some Sterling Archer bullshit where I'm coming out of a firefight like "Oh yeah I fired precisely 27 shots"
sullen forge
Telling me you didn't forcefully make a paladin build and burst every undead in sight in holy flame
placid fiber
Thats one of the things I never actually did in skyrim >.>
frozen kernel
My new rib in games is going to be "Don't worry guys, he's just counting his rounds"
placid fiber
I tried to sneak, I played warrior, I played mage... I never actually played paladin
frozen kernel
If he goes down the next time we play Darktide I'm gonna be like "Ouch, caught em while he was counting"
placid fiber
nor archery in any serious capacity since it's like... 2000 shots to kill anything in skyrim on normal+ difficulty
frozen kernel
There's a reason stealth archer is a gateway drug
sand flame
nor archery in any serious capacity since it's like... 2000 shots to kill anythi...
Auri Els bow is the best non sneak bow due to the enchantment and fire rate, being equal to zephyr but firing farther and using sunhallowee arrows better
frozen kernel
Even if your Archery skill sucks, it's free x2 sneak attack damage on enemies until they get within battleaxe range
placid fiber
it usually was like... 1 sneak shot, 2 or 3 more shots, then out my melee weapon and shield come
frozen kernel
But because of the TES leveling system you get better by doing things
placid fiber
Yep
frozen kernel
So you get better at archery by just casually plinking a couple arrows at lone enemies
placid fiber
Heh
frozen kernel
Naturally enemy gear levels with you so you always have access to a decent bow
buoyant pecan
Stealth archer is a cancer upon Elder Scrolls
frozen kernel
So you always have an up to date ranged weapon to just "soften" targets up
placid fiber
one time I turned autorun with sneak on in the tutorial where the bear was... and leveled sneaking up to 100 passively
frozen kernel
But eventually your archery hits 100
And your softening kills most things outright
You realize then you're just a stealth archer
buoyant pecan
hopefully new Elder Scrolls has unarmed as a combat skill
miss punching weapons out of people's hands
frozen kernel
Yeah
placid fiber
You realize then you're just a stealth archer
Pretty much lol
frozen kernel
Skyrim unarmed was just so ass in so many ways
And I'm not playing a disgusting catbeast
I just play a Breton and summon things to fight for me
placid fiber
yeah... even as a khajiit it sucked ass
frozen kernel
My SkyrimVR playthrough is just PokemonVR
I've got twin souls and Spellsiphon allows one extra summon because it doesnt technically count as a reanimation if you cast it first
placid fiber
sand flame
hopefully new Elder Scrolls has unarmed as a combat skill
I want spears idc
buoyant pecan
I want spears idc
both
sand flame
spears for killing nords
placid fiber
I never got behind summoning because of how fast your summons died on normal
frozen kernel
I have 2 summoned mooks, 1 reanimation, and a tutorial NPC that looked like my buddy who I held onto
placid fiber
tbh I'm glad there wasn't a horse riding skill...
buoyant pecan
tbh I'm glad there wasn't a horse riding skill...
placid fiber
horse riding in skyrim was pretty ass as it was
aside from meme jumping up mountains
frozen kernel
I never got behind summoning because of how fast your summons died on normal
Always thought the atronachs lasted a good bit
At least the bigger ones like the storm and ice ones
placid fiber
Always thought the atronachs lasted a good bit
never got that far in summoning
frozen kernel
Fair does
Conjuration is a skill you have to want to use
Otherwise it's like alteration, it's just there
buoyant pecan
horse riding in skyrim was pretty ass as it was
the whole idea was that Horse Riding skill would improve it and make horse back combat a thing
frozen kernel
Ironically my VR runs are full mage so I actually use almost every spell school
placid fiber
I never played vr skyrim
buoyant pecan
so you could actually ride on horseback, not manuever your horse like a drunk with inverted controls irl, and have fighting which ima be real. the combat side was gonna be whack. its bethesda
frozen kernel
The only boon is that because it's VR, I can instantly cast a lot of the buffs with a single gesture of my hands
placid fiber
most I ever did was 1st person more realistic camera in skyrim
frozen kernel
In regular Skyrim you have to wait for the animation
And by then you'd already pissed away like 10s of buff
placid fiber
Yep lol
frozen kernel
Being able to just dab and cast dragonskin + muffle is huge
sand flame
I made up a name for a wuuthrad for killing nords
sand flame
Mafre Nagaia which translates to frost death in ayleidoon
which is the Spanish to English of Falmer Language
frozen kernel
https://tenor.com/view/dab-gif-26049198
Actually my gesture for each summon
Left/Right hand touchpad + Up
Left hand was usually a ranged summon like an atronach and righty was like a dremora lord
Since you don't get a lot of choices it's just fun to change it around depending where you are. Like I used the bonemen when playing through Dawnguard and the weird floating dudes in Dragonborn
placid fiber
the saddest thing about modded skyrim was... like half of the mods were horny gamer mods...
frozen kernel
I hate the nexus for that
It's a beautiful successor to moddb/gamebanana but FFS
You search almost any game and there is one tiddy mod on the front page
sand flame
move them to a different series pls
frozen kernel
It's every game dawg
sand flame
why
placid fiber
You search almost any game and there is one tiddy mod on the front page
literally thought I was on the skyrim modded page when I looked up hell diver 2 mods
frozen kernel
Gamer with the hard R
sand flame
thank the emp I haven't seen a zealot like that
too many oversexualized mods not enough snow elf mods
frozen kernel
literally thought I was on the skyrim modded page when I looked up hell diver 2 ...
The Helldivers 2 mods are egregious 
placid fiber
I was curious was the mods had to offer... and I got a face full of that on the front page x.x
broken walrus
Do the mods have anime booba?
placid fiber
Do the mods have anime booba?
they got big chested women with extremely skinny underwear...
frozen kernel
Big chested isn't telling enough
placid fiber
I know
broken walrus
Super Earth ran out of expendable men, send in the super models
placid fiber
I don't want to remember more
frozen kernel
It's like, literally 300 pounds on top and then tiny crackhead legs
placid fiber
x.x
I don't fucking go to the game mods for horny shit
yet I still keep getting boobs slapping my face on entry x.x
battered non-horn gamer syndrome
that's what I have lol
frozen kernel
"ideal female body" type mfs thirsting over a kelp shake wrapped in latex
placid fiber
yeah :\
placid fiber
"ideal female body" type mfs thirsting over a kelp shake wrapped in latex
If I wanted that kind of shit I'd just go to an adult website instead of the mod website lol
frozen kernel
If I wanted that kind of shit I'd just go to an adult website instead of the mod...
HD2 nexus at this very moment
BFA is actually not horny
placid fiber
HD2 nexus at this very moment
the bottom left one was the one I got in the big picture section when I went there
frozen kernel
BFA just makes the bodies more fem, but they're soldiers so I want them to be androgynous 😠
placid fiber
lol, we summoned cica with the horn-dog shit
frozen kernel
It makes every unwrapping soldier like a lootbox
Oh shit no wonder I summoned cica
copper hawk
HD2 nexus at this very moment
JESUS CHRIST
gooners ruin EVERYTHING
get this mod
it cooler..
placid fiber
JESUS CHRIST
make sure you're not at work when you zoom in
copper hawk
sand flame
wait how tf do we not have a 40k Lee Enfield
median steeple
<@508465754832633896>
Blunt?
placid fiber
dude he updated it
it zoomed in on the guy's crotch...
frozen kernel
Royalty coming thru
copper hawk
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/389
YES !!!!
copper hawk
HD2 nexus at this very moment
goon bait being the top is just kinda the usual
it's honestly kinda sad how like
median steeple
Sigh
frozen kernel
2B did irreparable damage to a generation of young men
copper hawk
i use the brawny body and the feminine voice
for my representation..
even though i'm 100% the lean one lmfao
placid fiber
it's honestly kinda sad how like
even more so that when you go seeking non-gooner mods that you get slapped with it in your face immediately
copper hawk
eugh
zinc talon
frozen kernel
We're shaming horny gamers
copper hawk
u have gen z attention span..
zinc talon
lol I just thought it was a good joke
copper hawk
also scroll up to the mod i posted
frozen kernel
Nah he posted a Simpsons meme, all is forgiven
copper hawk
it's peakaroonie..
broken walrus
Porn is pushed the development of magazines, vhs, dvds, internet, and now vidya games. Truly we live in the greatest timeline
copper hawk
@median steeple heeeeLLOOOOO
placid fiber
u have gen z attention span..
I think I have a better attention span than gen z, and I fucking have adhd lol
frozen kernel
It's an old code but it checks out
median steeple
<@508465754832633896> heeeeLLOOOOO
I RESPONDED asking if you wanna play hunt or something
GOONER
copper hawk
what does this MEAN ?
median steeple
blunt
copper hawk
I CANT READ UR MIND ??
median steeple
blunt blowdown
copper hawk
BLUNT ?? LIKE U ?? STIMKY ??
placid fiber
it's really sad when the adhd afflicted person has a better attention span than most of a generation lol
frozen kernel
I RESPONDED asking if you wanna play hunt or something
favorite weapon, go
copper hawk
frozen kernel
you will be judged on this answer
median steeple
favorite weapon, go
Krag
frozen kernel
By some rando online
median steeple
Will always be the Krag
median steeple
maybe the spencer carbine
placid fiber
favorite weapon, go
something pointy and sharp
copper hawk
(still didnt answer my question)
frozen kernel
Krag gamer
median steeple
as welll
frozen kernel
Respect Up
frozen kernel
Reputation +++
zinc talon
this one?
copper hawk
w secondary being either mosin obrez (try hard)
zinc talon
intriguing
placid fiber
I have no favorite hd2 weapon cuz I haven't played it yet :/
frozen kernel
HD2 my favorite weapon
copper hawk
my fav build for just like
frozen kernel
is the autocannon
zinc talon
dark DM me your steam referral code
copper hawk
w dumdum
placid fiber
dark DM me your steam referral code
what?
copper hawk
ok im gonna go run
frozen kernel
I think Okri is doing what we used to call in my old group, "Pulling a Jason"
copper hawk
eta like 35 @median steeple
placid fiber
Fine lol
zinc talon
naw I wasn't assuming it's just you're missing out on one of the best games of the last call it five years
and it's in the best state it's bveen in since release
you're doing yourself a disservice not getting body horrored repeatedly by tyranid terminid
median steeple
eta like 35 <@508465754832633896>
frozen kernel
HD2 is just a great pickup game
zinc talon
I think Okri is doing what we used to call in my old group, "Pulling a Jason"
who's jason
frozen kernel
Barely have any time to game? Join some random people for one mission
zinc talon
yes^ it's very accomodating to five to ten minute missions
frozen kernel
Want to chew on something for a while? Bang out a whole operation
zinc talon
^or four hours
frozen kernel
who's jason
Friend who would hear something blasphemous like "I don't own Fallout New Vegas" during a steam sale when New Vegas is a whopping $3, and would rectify this problem for whoever said it
placid fiber
I feel like hd2 is a game I could get extremely addicted to
I'm on my down time from gaming rn <.<'
zinc talon
Friend who would hear something blasphemous like "I don't own Fallout New Vegas"...
ah then yes Jason sounds like a guy I could have a beer with
frozen kernel
He's good people
zinc talon
I think I bought ten or eleven copies of HD2 when it released
frozen kernel
LOL
zinc talon
cuz I have close friends in dire financial straits
placid fiber
if you do get me the game, okri, gimme like a week and a half to get back into gaming lol
frozen kernel
Hey man, that's a squad
You take care of eachother
Jason's folks helped me out financially a couple years back when COVID was kicking our ass
zinc talon
and I wasn't about to let them miss out on a game they would love just because of some tiny little detail like I can't pay my rent
placid fiber
dw, tho, I'm the kinda guy who puts 3k hours into ror2
zinc talon
you're gonna be completely overwhelmed with how much there is to do, just doing the one thing (running missions)
frozen kernel
and I wasn't about to let them miss out on a game they would love just because o...
They usually donate a sum every Christmas but he was like "It's not right that we're having a nice dinner and my brother's worrying about keeping the lights on"
zinc talon
and not in a bad way
placid fiber
you're gonna be completely overwhelmed with how much there is to do, just doing ...
I'll probably look at everything, get a feel for the controls, then go hunt some bots
and I mean the robots lol
maybe some bugs
zinc talon
yeah I'm blessed to be in a position where I can eat the cost of a game key at the drop of a hat
placid fiber
I'm cursed with being poor with money handling due to adhd and semi-poor
frozen kernel
It'll get better
zinc talon
and as a family we did the same thing donating an amount that'll sound like a flex to a shelter for women who'd survived or were still dealing with domestic abuse
frozen kernel
That was me around ~19
placid fiber
I'm 31
frozen kernel
Now I can eat the cost of games, but there's nothing I really want and a backlog of like 300
placid fiber
lol
zinc talon
I'm cursed with being poor with money handling due to adhd and semi-poor
it is extremely expensive to be poor
copper hawk
U guyz
zinc talon
that's the irony
copper hawk
So oldful..
placid fiber
that's the irony
it's so true lol
copper hawk
frozen kernel
it is extremely expensive to be poor
My mother buying shit shoes/boots and finally getting Timbs this year
"Wow these are really nice"
copper hawk
I don't believez u..
zinc talon
but I was able to retire retire right before I hit 40, so tick that off the bucket list
I still have stuff I do but it's mine so I don't answer to anyone
copper hawk
U answer 2 me actually
frozen kernel
We're both the type to just use something until it's literally scrap material
copper hawk
Fetceth me some nourishment
frozen kernel
For better or worse in the case of my brake pads
zinc talon
Late twenties
you're hearing the promise I made to myself to never stop enjoying myself and laughing at my own jokes like I was still a kid, it keeps you young
and also the cocaine, probably
copper hawk
We're both the type to just use something until it's literally scrap material
No wonder ur fav dun mesh char is Chilchuck..
Cheap ahh Halffoot.,,
frozen kernel
If it aint broke I aint replacing it
zinc talon
I used to have some serious problems with cocaine when I was younger
but thankfully now I make enough money
broken walrus
to buy cocaine right?
frozen kernel
Im thankful that I learned fairly quickly that drugs aren't as cool as the movies made them seem
zinc talon
frozen kernel
Painkillers in games and movies are like smoking cigarettes
frozen kernel
Painkiller abuse in real life means the person is a zombie and their entire skeleton hurts when they're not on painkillers
copper hawk
I loooove ibuprofen..
frozen kernel
Way less cool
zinc talon
Im thankful that I learned fairly quickly that drugs aren't as cool as the movie...
and that literally nobody anywhere tries to give you drugs for free
zinc talon
unless they're trying to skwooq your bookie I guess
frozen kernel
and that literally nobody anywhere tries to give you drugs for free
Being a jobless teenager and trying to scrape together $40 across 5 idiots was a good lesson
zinc talon
and it was top tier satisfying when you did
frozen kernel
Although you can get an ounce of weed for like $50 at dispensaries now so I suppose the game has changed
zinc talon
I grew up low or low middle class, debt was chasing the family my entire childhood
I remember when $240 for a pizza and a six pack was the best friday night you could hope for
frozen kernel
I feel like I can't order decent chinese food without spending $60+ now
placid fiber
I'm honestly kinda glad I missed the initial hype train of playing hd2 when it came out
frozen kernel
And all we get is like, the Pupu for 2
zinc talon
yeah you had to sorta love it at first sight in spite of itself at release
frozen kernel
I'm honestly kinda glad I missed the initial hype train of playing hd2 when it c...
When the playerbase is so gassed up that they're roleplaying without shame, it's always fun
Battlebit in a nutshell
placid fiber
it was worth it when I went into darktide when I did(back in november of 2022)...
I wasn't as sure about hd2 due to all the hype behind it
copper hawk
Battlebit in a nutshell
Troo
zinc talon
oh hell that is unironically and unrepentantly me in dorktard
frozen kernel
Occasionally you still get the overly enthusiastic veteran player with a Target headset
I love them
I will cover them the entire mission
copper hawk
Gnarptide
zinc talon
I have a thing I type out, every single I mean every single time I hit the mourningstar
frozen kernel
Because nothing will embolden my resolve like hearing the roleplayer gas me up before he dies
placid fiber
If the player is in good spirits and voice chatting I don't mind it
If they're an asshole or annoying... I'll just mute them and play the run lol
copper hawk
I used 2 drink and say the mother mary prayer in latin many moons ago
frozen kernel
I wish there was more to do on the Mourningstar tbh
Like Destiny 2 tower had the jumping minigame and you could spawn the ball
placid fiber
When i played zeal
Hey, cica, what do you think of the latest pokemon that I caught? lol
frozen kernel
Even if it was just letting us walk into the hangar and move crates around for like 1000 ordos/100 plasteel each
placid fiber
unironically this is my favorite past time when I'm extremely bored in zealot chat
frozen kernel
You'd see people roleplaying fucking dock workers for like 3 hours
And it'd be lit
Or some level 200 who is desperate for material and ran out of weapons to scrap putting like 5 minutes into lugging crates lmao
It me
Or it was
misty portal
Servitorize me, I crave the menial tasks
zinc talon
watch an episode of espunch bop
studies have shown just ten or fifteen minutes of watching spongebob made people less able to perform critical thinking tasks right after
zinc talon
also any goofy shit that pops into my head in the loading lobby or on the flight in
misty portal
i loaded into a game as ogryn with two others and a psyker
one of the ogryns called him a runt
he called me the hard r
zinc talon
if nothing else how people react to the stupid shit I type out gives me an idea of how useful they'll be in mission
median musk
Been looking for a blackout mission
Is that Ventilation Purge possibly?
misty portal
went down and quit the game
zinc talon
and there's a chance the other squaddies are just as much of a 40k simp as I am and were just waiting for the opportunity to get in character too
the whole team is more cohesive and responsive to each other afterwards
which means I die less, which is the actual point of playing dorktard
misty portal
if nothing else how people react to the stupid shit I type out gives me an idea ...
ive been running into very angry vets
vague depot
if nothing else how people react to the stupid shit I type out gives me an idea ...
I can’t see the chat unfortunately
misty portal
idk what happened
zinc talon
do you lose both chat and comms?
misty portal
but the vets are mean
vague depot
Just chat
zinc talon
idk what happened
they're veterans it's sort of a law of the universe they're angry
vague depot
I play in like 250p resolution so I cannot make out any words at all
zinc talon
I would be too if I got a shovel instead of a two handed chainsaw sword
I loathe shovels
never yet used one in mission as a matter of principle
we are thirty eight thousand years in the future with chainsaws on our steak knives and ship walls that bleed and eat people during transit
and you're telling me I get a flimsy ass hinged world war 2 shit shoveler
it's insulting
misty portal
give em the shit digger
vague depot
Should I do revved light or revved heavy with fotf on mk4 chainaxe for the most st damage
zinc talon
misty portal
Should I do revved light or revved heavy with fotf on mk4 chainaxe for the most ...
you prefer chainaxe or evisc?
zinc talon
Should I do revved light or revved heavy with fotf on mk4 chainaxe for the most ...
I think always heavy since it's guaranteed to crit if you do the lil tricksy right
vague depot
you prefer chainaxe or evisc?
I use anything I don’t really care
misty portal
I use anything I don’t really care
zinc talon
and heavy rev saw ticks and end damage are bigly yuge compared to light saw/swing damage
vague depot
I mostly just play normal damnation anything works there
misty portal
I mostly just play normal damnation anything works there
ive been getting absolutely smashed in damnation
itt hurts
vague depot
Unfortunate
zinc talon
I would suggest bumping it up to aurics, doubly so now that havoc is out
vague depot
I would suggest bumping it up to aurics, doubly so now that havoc is out
Not until I can at least solo heresy
zinc talon
because each tier higher has a more skilled playerbase pool to matchmake with
vague depot
I need to know I’m winning by my own merit and not the team
zinc talon
I find aurics and auric maels are typically easier than regular damnation
because my squaddies even in pugs are so much more competent
misty portal
i get into damnation with like level 20s ;-;
zinc talon
also you avoid some of that^
people not even having all 3 curios swingin for the fences like they're neo from the matrix
vague depot
I did that as melee psyker lmao
zinc talon
I can appreciate a solid, proper death wish
frozen kernel
True ogryn reciting his mantra
misty portal
im like level 50 just tryin to get good lmfao, i cannot carry at all on damnation and thats whats been killing games
vague depot
Fgs and voidblast I was killing things slower than usual but nothing could kill me
frozen kernel
I find aurics and auric maels are *typically* easier than regular damnation
So much this
vague depot
im like level 50 just tryin to get good lmfao, i cannot carry at all on damnatio...
I heard that practicing in civi modifier helped with learning melee
frozen kernel
Regular damn at this point is filled with people who are just dipping their toes into higher diff games
zinc talon
full disclosure I seem to have much much better luck than I hear in this channel about pug squaddies
vague depot
Nothing like staring down 50 maulers and hearing a trapper in the distance to get you into shape
zinc talon
I prolly finish 2/3 to 3/4 of the auric maels I start
maybe not that high but certainly more thyan half
and I've only ever met a single truly toxic player in all my runs
he saw a cosmetic on my head and before we were even out of the loading lobby the dude was telling me I'm everything that's wrong with darktide
sir my microtransactions are keeping the game alive for you to play
vague depot
What’s wrong with cosmetics
frozen kernel
Auric maels either end instantly because the team is clearly not ready, or it's a fairly clean sweep
There's little in between
misty portal
and I've only ever met a single truly toxic player in all my runs
i either get very angry veterans or weird psykers lmfao
zinc talon
I dunno I never heard the why of it
misty portal
then the RPing ogryn making everything alright
zinc talon
the guy read the room pretty quickly after his lil tirade
and lol literally said in comms all his friends were waiting on him to start another mission, and left
frozen kernel
When I ventured into lower diff to bang out the event challenge (didnt realize I could just play havoc) I ran into the shittest zealots with the shittiest attitudes
zinc talon
sure pal
with that sunshine and rainbows disposition you prolly have to wear arm floaties leaving the house to keep from drowning in friends
misty portal
When I ventured into lower diff to bang out the event challenge (didnt realize I...
there are so many games for me where it's like 3 zealots and everytime everyone starts screaming for big E in their microphones
frozen kernel
and lol literally said in comms all his friends were waiting on him to start ano...
"Yeah and then I'm gonna go bang my hot girlfriend with huge tits, and everybody outside will clap 
"
misty portal
The RP zealots are extra fun
frozen kernel
RP is almost always allowed in my ears
It's someone having raw fun, unabashedly
If it's too much I can just mute them lol
I put raining on a roleplayer's parade like telling someone their laugh is annoying
It's just like, bad karma/mean af
I had a dude that would intentionally stand outside of elevators
misty portal
I feel like if there's one RPer suddenly the whole mourningstar starts taking part in it
frozen kernel
And make us fight like 1-2 more groups of enemies
And when I went "bro pls"
He went "what are you crying about"
versed mango
there are some feral Australians in the OCE server but for every angry chud telling everyone else how much they suck (while they're dead) there's an RPing ogryn that makes everything ok
frozen kernel
RP ogryns make up for the toxic ogryns
misty portal
He went "what are you crying about"
I had a vet tell me to shut the fuck up and stop crying and talking in his game bc I told another teammate he can sprint with the objective
Shit hurt ma feelins ;-;
zinc talon
"Yeah and then I'm gonna go bang my hot girlfriend with huge tits, and everybody...
she goes to another school you wouldn't know her
frozen kernel
I had a vet tell me to shut the fuck up and stop crying and talking in his game ...
This type of shit, unironically
zinc talon
that's why I just type out whatever indirect or adjacent factoid pops into my head any time I notice something like that in mission
versed mango
zealots and ogryns have been my anecdotal favourite players in 100ish hours of playing, have had some real tryhards since xmas
zinc talon
but I phrase it like I'm talking to the whole room, not them
if they already knew, somebody else didn't
and if everybody knew
well I didn't know that
zinc talon
zealots and ogryns have been my anecdotal favourite players in 100ish hours of p...
all the kiddies home from school
misty portal
all the kiddies home from school
me getting yelled at by a child after my shift
zinc talon
late nights on weekends and pre-lunch on weekdays is when I have the least luck matchmaking
zinc talon
me getting yelled at by a child after my shift
oh god ikr
frozen kernel
"Hey you can sprint with the thingy"
"The trapper net comes off SUPER quick. When your buddy goes down just ignore everything else and get him out"
"Maybe we share some of that ammo with the ogryn"
"Don't tell me how to play the fuckin game bro 
😤 
"
zinc talon
any edgier and you're gonna cut yourself with that attitude, isn't it past your bedtime
misty portal
oh god ikr
getting SCREAMED at by the executioner veteran has me tweaking in discord
versed mango
that's why I just type out whatever indirect or adjacent factoid pops into my he...
I learn a lot from players doing this tbh, even if the tips are specifically for me while being spectated I don't mind, everyone's better for it haha
zinc talon
it's more amusing
misty portal
"Hey you can sprint with the thingy"
"The trapper net comes off SUPER quick. Whe...
Like I apologize I guess for talking to my teammate in this fucking team game lmfao
zinc talon
That one mod that causes you to block while typing and in menus
oh huge
copper hawk
"Hey you can sprint with the thingy"
"The trapper net comes off SUPER quick. Whe...
Lmfao
frozen kernel
Like I apologize I guess for talking to my teammate in this fucking team game lm...
Asking someone to play with the team in the team game, heaven forbid
zinc talon
I learn a lot from players doing this tbh, even if the tips are specifically for...
and the kicker is, I get a bit of a free pass when people think I'm being a pretentious prick
frozen kernel
There's a difference between tips and backseat gaming
misty portal
That one mod that causes you to block while typing and in menus
this enabled me to get into an argument with that specific vet
zinc talon
and I'm actually being a pretentious prick
copper hawk
I just dont say anythin naow
frozen kernel
I know a backseat gamer and he infuriates me when we play Helldivers 2
zinc talon
cuz of the track record
copper hawk
Most ppl consider consistent tip giving as backseat gaming
zinc talon
I know a backseat gamer and he infuriates me when we play Helldivers 2
I have a tendency to do this when spectating someone else or waiting on a rescue in dorktard just because I have nothing else to do
frozen kernel
This mf would be like "I already killed that thing why did you shoot it"
copper hawk
Generally, i know ppl over exaggerate how much hate they get in games as a queer person but, i dont talk too much in game
zinc talon
I clog comms calling out every lil thing I see thinking it's existentially important they know
frozen kernel
Because it's a COOP game and from behind you, it was still charging towards us
So I shot the threat
copper hawk
Cuz like a little over the third of the time i get like
frozen kernel
And Helldivers does not make us go through Arma 3 channels to get ammo
It's everywhere
zinc talon
puppygirl buzzword shit, yeah I bet
copper hawk
Or like just hatecrime stuff
I prefer the normal anger
Lemme find a funny clip cole got
zinc talon
yeah I feel it
a lot of people have fake anger because they grew up in a time where you could say things to people and not get punched in the face for it
getting punched in the face just once even when you're a preteen will change what you say when you're retired
misty portal
i also got yelled at by a very zesty psyker they got mad bc I said i was using mods
copper hawk
This clip
zinc talon
and some people are sorely lacking in that life experience
frozen kernel
I have a tendency to do this when spectating someone else or waiting on a rescue...
I don't mind if someone gives useful callouts, reminds me of a helpful tip like slidespamming with cannisters, etc. I do mind when someone is just being like "Why are you doing this why are you doing that what are you doing"
copper hawk
Normal anger ,, no hatecrime ,,
frozen kernel
"Brother I'm playing the game and if you spent less time worrying about what the fuck I'm doing, you might still be alive"
sullen forge
Generally, i know ppl over exaggerate how much hate they get in games as a queer...
My fucking shark brain is kicking in, is this queer person getting upset or is it people getting upset with the queer person
copper hawk
My fucking shark brain is kicking in, is this queer person getting upset or is i...
Uh the latter
misty portal
Normal anger ,, no hatecrime ,,
meanwhile im out here getting lectured on my class and life bc I said you're able to sprint
copper hawk
LMFAO
I generally carry every lobby I play in so people who shit on me I just dont care
slate haven
That’s WHAT?
sullen forge
Uh the latter
They can explode immediately for all I care (I would've said something far more mean but the rules forbid it)
They're dead, Im alive carrying them
me no care
misty portal
pookling is hilarious
misty portal
LETS GO
sullen forge
misty portal
I damn near screamed
frozen kernel
My attitude in any really bad game...I'm either carrying and it's going well enough to deal with it, or the team is so astronomically shit that we're going to lose the moment I stop giving a shit about the trogs I'm with
sullen forge
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jncq10xQ2nRBdKcmU?invite=c...
@copper hawk
The sheer dissapointment that kicked in
frozen kernel
So it'll be over soon
misty portal
My attitude in any really bad game...I'm either carrying and it's going well eno...
Heresy and lower I feel like every game is level 15-20s and I'm forced to carry
frozen kernel
I owe randos online nothing so if they're being toxic and they're shit? buh bye
misty portal
Anything higher and I just eat shit
frozen kernel
Heresy and lower I feel like every game is level 15-20s and I'm forced to carry
Heresy and lower is uh, meant for level 15-20's
sullen forge
More than half the people who are babyraging are always shot
IM NOT SHIT YOUR SHIT!!!!! I say multiple times before shriveling up into a prune
misty portal
Heresy and lower is uh, meant for level 15-20's
im high alright
median steeple
<@508465754832633896> one sec pookling
Graaaaaah
zinc talon
hi alright, I'm dad
misty portal
hi alright, I'm dad
where have you been
zinc talon
there's a line for cigarettes
frozen kernel
I don't mind if people are bad in regular damnation, so long as they're at least level 30
sullen forge
there's a line for cigarettes
and the milk?
frozen kernel
Because it's one thing to ram your head into a wall
It's another to ram your head into a wall and then yell at the others why nobody stopped you
zinc talon
and the milk?
I'll pick that up right after the smokes
frozen kernel
That's going into "max diff" for your current tier with shit gear and incomplete character
zinc talon
should be a little faster but no promises
zinc talon
That's going into "max diff" for your current tier with shit gear and incomplete...
yep, especially if they don't have a buddy with em
misty portal
a little faster than 13 years
frozen kernel
Like personally I think moving from damnation to aurics means you should get your gear sorted next, since you can only do aurics at 30 anyway
zinc talon
cuz I enjoy babysitting personally, sitting back on an 'easy' (for me) mission and only stepping in when you see them about to get in over their head
and tailoring the mission difficulty to what they're capable of
but idiots by themselves in an auric mael at 28 or something?
misty portal
cuz I enjoy babysitting personally, sitting back on an 'easy' (for me) mission a...
someones gotta steal the plasteel
frozen kernel
By Havoc you should have a functional build, gear that is at least built for a purpose, and enough gamesense to handle pressure
zinc talon
honestly it's a form of narcissism
sullen forge
Im playing high octane gameplay
frozen kernel
Unfortunately I know I'm expecting a lot of randoms
zinc talon
maybe not that but it sure is selfish
sullen forge
if you cant keep up with me im leaving you behind
frozen kernel
because randoms online are terminally shite
misty portal
if you cant keep up with me im leaving you behind
ive destroyed entire teams by simply walking ahead of them and its like everything falls apart
zinc talon
'yeah brah I basically run every call of duty match I play I'm good for this'
'I played chivalry and or mordhau for like, however long it took me to rage quit'
zinc talon
'you can separate dodge and jump off of spacebar DONT TELL ME HOW TO GAME'
sullen forge
remember when it was just
misty portal
help
zinc talon
what was the name of the shirtless guy at the end of every horde match
stanley?
the one that threw his poop at you if you clambered up out of reach
frozen kernel
IMO
Regular Damn: Level 30, no other requirement
Auric Damn: Level 30 + Fully Consecrated Gear (doesn't need to be godrolled) Perks + Blessings
Havoc: Please just know how to play the game by this point
misty portal
lmfao
zinc talon
I truly enjoyed the horde mission type in mordhau
actual matches or duel only servers where it's just rage, sweat, tears, and slurs?
misty portal
I truly enjoyed the horde mission type in mordhau
for real, messing with different builds and shit lol
frozen kernel
Oh the horde mode was sick
misty portal
or going into dueling servers to 1v1 a friend and getting ganked
frozen kernel
I never touched duel servers because chivalry/mordhau dueling is cancer but
Horde/Frontline was sick
My pp isn't small enough to sit there learning how to cancel my animation cancel into a canceled animation that looks like I'm tying my shoes, just to hit the enemy behind the anus with a stab
red swift
I much prefer Chiv 2 over mord
frozen kernel
It is however small enough to derive joy from running at 5 men with a halberd and hearing 5 watermelons pop
zinc talon
never got to the second title
red swift
Mained Greatsword in both games, great times
frozen kernel
Chiv 2 looked so arcadey, I think I got it thru humble or something and never installed it
zinc talon
and by the time I got to the original my brother had already played enough to the point he could kill me over five minutes with a fucking walking stick while spamming the laugh audio
median steeple
blarghm
red swift
Chiv 2 has a much better atmosphere and immersion than mord does, and map design
frozen kernel
It reminded me of uh
frozen kernel
War of the Roses
median steeple
give me a sec gotta get past this cutscene
copper hawk
i zee how it iz .
median steeple
im doing da secret edning
zinc talon
Chiv 2 has a much better atmosphere and immersion than mord does, and map design
good to hear, mordhau was a strange fish from its debut on
copper hawk
zinc talon
it attracted an especially self-hating personality type
copper hawk
i have
copper hawk
a bad history w mord
zinc talon
yeah I didn't see the community as willing to help me put the time in with enough weapons and enough matches for me to really start excelling
and it was faster, in its own way, than even darktide's combat
copper hawk
reminds me of this clip
LMFAO
zinc talon
plus my computer was still a total potato so my frames were a hindrance too
copper hawk
IM NOT SHIT YOUR SHIT!!!!! I say multiple times before shriveling up into a prun...
LMFAOOOO
gale ur FUNNY
y do we nevar play
is it.. cuz u hate me ??
is it cuz .. the grubcord hatez me !?
sullen forge
yeah...
copper hawk
i must kill them alle..
sullen forge
you hate veterans...
copper hawk
ALLE OF DEM !!
sullen forge
I hate you...
copper hawk
sullen forge
cause I play veteran...
zinc talon
I just realized I have too much self-respect to put myself through the gitgud process and wrote off mordhau/chivalry forever
copper hawk
chiv 2 is pick up and play
sullen forge
is it cuz .. the grubcord hatez me !?
All seriousness its been something in there
zinc talon
oh good
copper hawk
the combat system is very intuitive and simple
sullen forge
Be glad you aren't in there
zinc talon
I have a copy, I am a lil backbrain tempted to reinstall just to see the differences in the nuance so to speak of combat
copper hawk
if u reinstall it i will too
zinc talon
there're certainly more buttons you can press at any given time to do something than darktide
copper hawk
we can play if u want some1 to play with
it's a rlly good like
throw back a few shots/beers
and just play
zinc talon
sure, I'm game, lemme see what the state of my hard drive looks like
zinc talon
I record so much absolute garbage my space runs out faster than food under communism
frozen kernel
I just realized I have too much self-respect to put myself through the gitgud pr...
Chiv 2 HUD on obj vs Mordhau HUD hurts my overnighter eyes
Monkey like minimal hud
copper hawk
yah mord hud is easier
zinc talon
god I'd forgotten just how garish the palettes were in mordhau
frozen kernel
There's so much fucking shit on the screen in chiv 2
median steeple
frozen kernel
I wish
median steeple
up to you glooper
frozen kernel
Bungle in the Bayou
red swift
Mord I got sick of the funny hahah voices, it gets old
copper hawk
i miss u lil freak..
copper hawk
Mord I got sick of the funny hahah voices, it gets old
i still have a lot of the spam for like actions memorized
frozen kernel
Mord also allows people to wear plate armor with no colors to be haha quirky and sneak in the backline
Which is like, dogshit
median steeple
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
zinc talon
Mord I got sick of the funny hahah voices, it gets old
it was a little cool just how extensive the mordhau character creation was, but giving teenage shitlords access to a slider bar for your vocal pitch was a step back into the dark ages
frozen kernel
The funny haha voices is part of why I loved Chiv 1 so I loved it in Mordhau
median steeple
MY RES IS SO BAD
zinc talon
you could make some fucked up people to play as
frozen kernel
"TAKE OUT THOSE ANNOYING ARCHERS"
zinc talon
lumpy, asymmetric, discolored
frozen kernel
"ARROOOOOOOOWS FROM THAT WAY!"
The archer hate is real in medieval combat games
Players would def cut off archers' fingers if they could
zinc talon
The funny haha voices is part of why I loved Chiv 1 so I loved it in Mordhau
my brother slowly beating me to death with a walking stick spamming that laugh in chivalry put it in a very special place in my heart
like, I would set it to people I don't like's morning alarm on their phone
frozen kernel
But when your choice is between having some basement dwelling trog press Q to feint 6 maul swings at your head before caving it in and spamming his funny voice line, or shooting his naked ass once in the chest with a longbow...
zinc talon
would not did
frozen kernel
I'm picking the longbow
modern lintel
https://tenor.com/view/hunt-showdown-get-on-gif-24365258
ur not built for those streets
frozen kernel
my brother slowly beating me to death with a walking stick spamming that laugh i...
Chiv 1's holy water sprinkler for the MAA was my favorite part of that game
zinc talon
But when your choice is between having some basement dwelling trog press Q to fe...
the 360 noscope field goal hole in one hide-the-maul-up-your-ass-so-it-covers-the-swing was all I needed to see to never want to play a pvp match, ever, in mordhau
frozen kernel
Everyone using the scimitar or falchion like small pp meta slaves
zinc talon
and what the fuck is a wessex
frozen kernel
^ Yep
I learned the reverse overhead and that was it
I used it for one match and saw how much destruction I left in my wake
zinc talon
would people unironically practice and use spinning your character in a circle while swinging to get some sort of advantage
were they truly spinning in circles as they swung
cuz jesus, motion sickness much less situational awareness
frozen kernel
Yeah getting really sweaty at those games just doesn't look fun
frozen kernel
I mean I say that while playing Darktide and I know what my footage looks like
But you get what I mean lol
zinc talon
I joined one of those no-objective 24/7 duelling servers where you can run around basically doing anything
and the couple of matches I saw people set up against each other was like
yeah, I'm done with this game
frozen kernel
The thing that I hate in some older games like mordhau
frozen kernel
Is that like half the server will just decide "we dont wanna play the game"
"this is an online chat room now"
TF2 has the same problem
Everyone just gets upset because "GRRR IM FRIENDLY"
bro it's upward
zinc talon
yeah in horde matches people would just like, clock out of work mid match
frozen kernel
Push the fucking cart I dont care lol
zinc talon
and sit up on the one place you could get poop not thrown at you just memeing and slurring the day away
frozen kernel
TF2 the only people I dont shoot at are friendly hoovies because it's probably the purest kind of friendly player, and soldiers that demonstrated that they could've just market garden'd the fuck out of me and just got screwed by map geometry
zinc talon
I guess those were the lifers the way I am in hilldiers and dorktard
got everything, done everything, just logged in cuz that's what you doooo
but dude, we need all hands on deck
and you're putting a defensive wall spike up your ass every wave
do you enjoy spectating?
frozen kernel
To the day I die I won't understand people who join games just to throw
Like if shit goes sideways and you give up, that's a bad attitude but that's okay
zinc talon
I'm still totally flabbergasted that's like, completely and entirely stopped happening in helldivers
frozen kernel
But joining for the sole purpose of "I am going to lose this match for my team"
They exist in all games
It's just strange
zinc talon
oh ofc but it's so quick and easy to do in HD2
modern lintel
TF2 the only people I dont shoot at are friendly hoovies because it's probably t...
funfact i found earlier apparently the orange box client of tf2 that hasnt been updated nearly 18 years and cant be bought digitally anymore is still semi active on 360 servers and people have figured out how to mod them aswell
frozen kernel
Probably the pipeline that leads to cheating, and why it's such a widespread problem right now in games
frozen kernel
funfact i found earlier apparently the orange box client of tf2 that hasnt been ...
TF2 removes game banana skins and orange box gamers put it back, fucking incredible
zinc talon
do you pull the wings off of flies when you're not trying to make me age faster than normal in my squad
frozen kernel
I got the best clip today and I'm waiting for the chance to use it
My psyker buddy who's...not very fun to play with
I'd mentioned the other day how back around launch, he'd barrel veterans that he didn't think were doing well enough for him
Today someone got kicked from his game in CS2
frozen kernel
And he goes "Well it would've been nice to have another body, no?" when arguing with his team
And I clipped that shit so fast
modern lintel
TF2 removes game banana skins and orange box gamers put it back, fucking incredi...
their never were any skins on this client
frozen kernel
their never were any skins on this client
I meant from the base game but it's even more impressive that they added it to theirs
modern lintel
it is still day one tf2 perfectly preserved
zinc talon
TF2 removes game banana skins and orange box gamers put it back, fucking incredi...
I remember the orange box at least
back when steam Valve still sold games
frozen kernel
I remember when I was playing HL2DM and people were talking about the release of Portal
zinc talon
I have a buddy who when you get a couple beers in him and prompt the question will absolutely crow about the fact his steam account is only four digits long
frozen kernel
When L4D was brand new and I had one kid to talk about it with in my 6th grade class
Heh
zinc talon
good god I just checked, he's had it for twenty one YEARS
his steam account can legally drink
that's it, just put me in the coffin now
frozen kernel
Close enough
When your Steam account is old enough to drink
Older than most people you probably wind up playing against/with
I get whiplash whenever someone in a match says they're under the age of 25
zinc talon
I don't think I ever had another account but it is kinda hard to think oh I just didn't use steam until my friend had been using it for four fuckin years already
eh, whatever
frozen kernel
(Not addressing how they're so forthcoming with information that we didn't exactly share with the entire lobby...)
zinc talon
that was the beforetimse
frozen kernel
I had a half life 2 box set, and we just installed the games from the CD for the longest time
zinc talon
before trump, before covid, before harambe
zinc talon
I am absolutely convinced the timeline split over that fucking gorilla
frozen kernel
Because my father was a DSL holdout
modern lintel
wasn't anything particular wild happening when i looked but i did see others clips of custom music being played a bunch of multi colored text accross the screen and a bunch of frogs in a spawn
frozen kernel
I graduated in 2016, I watched it all crumble in time to face the world
zinc talon
I just opened the boxes and wrote down the cd keys then put them back on the shelf
frozen kernel
It sucked
It has sucked
It will hopefully get better
My solace is folks like yall and my guys exist
zinc talon
things are fine we're just trying to convince ourselves we're worse off
don't get me wrong plenty of people are
but social media has given every halfwit with a racial or political bias a megaphone to talk to literally every person on the planet in the first world, anyway
frozen kernel
I get a horrific match of DT, come in here and be like "can a mf get a single trapper net pulled from his back" and like 3 people will be like "go off king"
zinc talon
and every other halfwit can gravitate towards that cuz they want echo chamberts
zinc talon
twitter had some real panache to it when it was limited to just 140 characters
frozen kernel
I feel like without that website people would remember how to care about eachother again, just a little bit
zinc talon
it created a form of comedy I absolutely adore
frozen kernel
Christmas isn't exactly my favorite holiday but I do like the unspoken expectation that everyone be less of a shitty person around that time
Because it reminds us that we can
And it's not hard
gleaming kelp
Zealot chat getting real up in here
zinc talon
Cop: so tell me about Sheila
Me: dragging on a cigarette ah, the one that got away
Cop: You're a zookeeper none of them should have gotten away
frozen kernel
Zealot chat getting real up in here
It'll segue to a hot sauce tier list in about 20 mins
Tapatio S tier btw
zinc talon
tapatio is absolutely king
gleaming kelp
Agree
frozen kernel
Cop: so tell me about Sheila
Me: *dragging on a cigarette* ah, the one that got ...
This reminds me of tumblr before it got bought out
zinc talon
(and still pain)
frozen kernel
I still can't believe that banning the porn actually killed that platform lmao
I didn't think it was such a big part
gleaming kelp
Tumblr banned porn and absolutely crumbled
zinc talon
Judge: I sentence you to death by hanging
Wife: HE'S ALREADY HUNG
Me: Your honor please uncuff me so I can high five my wife
modern lintel
I still can't believe that banning the porn actually killed that platform lmao
catastrophic decision
zinc talon
every line of those jokes paints a bigger and bigger world in your head
copper hawk
wasn't anything particular wild happening when i looked but i did see others cli...
u should play
tf2
w me
sometime..
modern lintel
u should play
im not gonna be able to break the bad news to you yull just have to read up
zinc talon
it absolutely amazes me how that game has stayed current and front¢er all this time
frozen kernel
wasn't anything particular wild happening when i looked but i did see others cli...
Holy shit it's fucking raw
I'm crying
gleaming kelp
Dril was peak Twitter
modern lintel
theirs also a ranked match making if youre curious
zinc talon
wasn't anything particular wild happening when i looked but i did see others cli...
.....frogs....?
frozen kernel
I'm thankful for the Skial servers existing so that I don't have to use a god awful system like any of the Rockstar games
modern lintel
.....*frogs*....?
multi colored even the size of a sentry gun
frozen kernel
Or worse just hoping that a single server will appear in the list with like 4/12 people in any old Source game
zinc talon
rockstar fiiiiiiinally fucking allows you to do everything in a closed lobby so you can just play with your frenemies
before that, I had a hotkey setup to halt the entire process of the executible in the task manager for 10 or 15 seconds
you'd stay connected but the game would think you'd dropped
so it put you by yourself in your own public lobby
frozen kernel
Nothing better than joining a random Fistful of Frags server and being flashbanged by an MOTD saying "YOU'RE PLAYING ON THE PUPPY PARADISE FURRY FRAGOUT SERVER"
And just being like "eh...fuck it we ball"
TF2 servers are exclusively owned by furries and bronies at this point
zinc talon
I swear people write stuff like that on their hosted servers because they don't actually want to play with anybody
frozen kernel
One of those groups is beyond redemption
The others are just furries playing source games
modern lintel
TF2 servers are exclusively owned by furries and bronies at this point
the rothschilds of the modern world
frozen kernel
the rothschilds of the modern world
The fact that only like 2 people can crack Denuvo and they're both schizo furries
zinc talon
god, bronies, those guys went radio silent compared to their peak virality
frozen kernel
I swear people write stuff like that on their hosted servers because they don't ...
I've noticed in recent years at least, some people just go out of pocket right off the rip as a kind of "vibe check"
It's not necessarily just furries, I think it was cica or someone that mentioned an hour or so back queer folks getting persecuted online
zinc talon
yeah that's what I meant I just didn't want to imply there was anything wrong with LGBT or other minority communities
modern lintel
god, bronies, those guys went radio silent compared to their peak virality
do you forget so easily we still have @placid fiber
frozen kernel
Ive noticed some of them will get on VOIP and just try to speedrun becoming the most hated player in the lobby, rather than waiting to get attacked
zinc talon
my first choice of words could've come across super callous
frozen kernel
I do feel bad because damn dawg, there's something going on there
zinc talon
do you forget so easily we still have <@280294444123553792>
nope, he's our token
and honestly I was today years old reading them talking about it when I finally realized his their pfp was a fuckin mlp pic
seen it a million times, could recognize it across the room
never once looked at it
frozen kernel
I think the pfp is ironic
versed mango
oops can't add images but I hit 20 years of steam in November, thanks half life 2. the internet and it's communities have changed mostly for the better thankfully