#zealot-class

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median steeple
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minor oopsie

sullen forge
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And typed out “this helldiver shit ain’t no game cus”

copper hawk
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U saw me run 2 it, continued 2 light it, and then threw it

zinc talon
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is this meant to show who specifically replied to your messages in the order you sent them?

copper hawk
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U r on the chum list

zinc talon
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cuz if it is how do I do it too

sullen forge
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You’d love me 😊 (I use Gas)

muted pike
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How is devils claw mk4 into armor?

median steeple
placid fiber
placid fiber
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tfw the adhd guy is playing pokemon with zealot chat

median steeple
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I love winter soldier so much

zinc talon
median steeple
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such a fun ass character

copper hawk
muted pike
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I'd like to know how good or bad the devils claw mk4 is vs armor before ranking it up from 1 -> 20

placid fiber
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idk if I've seen winter soldier

copper hawk
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A FRIEND !!

zinc talon
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yknow there's a non zero chance I might have sent the darktide official server more individual messages than anyone else on Earth

placid fiber
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I saw one of the captain america movies

zinc talon
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I don't know what to do with that feeling

copper hawk
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All the dclaws are like that

sullen forge
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Jeff thinking everything is a fucking game istg

copper hawk
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Play IJ w the dclaw

median steeple
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Bucky my goat

placid fiber
copper hawk
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THING !

sullen forge
muted pike
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Hmm, so I'll stick with chainsword mk13b

zinc talon
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why does the anthropomorphic centaur chicken have underboob

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and feathers over its areolae

placid fiber
zinc talon
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this design makes no evolutionary sense

sullen forge
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Japan

zinc talon
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ah

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very good have a nice day

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is there anything they won't try to fuck

placid fiber
sullen forge
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I love how you can just say that and immediately know

zinc talon
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oh I was replying to both heh

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rule 34 was prophetic because it foretold what the japanese would do to literally every object in the universe

placid fiber
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japan is great at giving everything underboob...

zinc talon
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because I promise you by now

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any object in the universe

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is already porn likely because of japan/anime in general

copper hawk
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@muted pike

placid fiber
copper hawk
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DClaw has fun gimmicks

placid fiber
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cica, have I ever told you that your builds are easy on the eyes? lol

copper hawk
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Horde clear is light and heavy repeating

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Single target is just heavies or a parry

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Dclaw has a perfect parry if you press parry riiiight before you get hit

zinc talon
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I rest my case

hexed igloo
copper hawk
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It has a high finesse multiplier and does a shit ton of crit damage

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Take IJ as your keystone to shore up damage against flak

placid fiber
hexed igloo
copper hawk
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Ur not gonna hit lil blud..

zinc talon
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yknow I find I'm more of a side boob enjoyer when the opportunity strikes

copper hawk
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All our buildz look the same

zinc talon
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underboob, you have to put your eyes BELOW average boob height

hexed igloo
muted pike
placid fiber
gray ice
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marty can also help you get through armor, I've become a bit of a fan

zinc talon
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so them looking at you makes you look even more obvious you're staring at their boobs

copper hawk
zinc talon
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sideboob on the other hand

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naw I was looking past you what do you mean?

copper hawk
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W duelist proc'd w max stacks of ij

copper hawk
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U can nigh on oneshot a crusher w a riposte crit headshot

placid fiber
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:/

zinc talon
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that's a hard sell in places like church and class

muted pike
copper hawk
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They're very different weapons

zinc talon
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...I realize now church was not the best example

copper hawk
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For havoc or normal gameplay?

zinc talon
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but class still stands

hexed igloo
muted pike
copper hawk
placid fiber
copper hawk
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What i use for havoc

hexed igloo
copper hawk
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The desc has a general guide for how to use it

zinc talon
placid fiber
zinc talon
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I just picked up a cheapo $10 set of mirrored aviators, cuz mirrored aviators

hexed igloo
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Bruh

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Not the fucking aviators bro

zinc talon
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but inexplicably there was a sticky tack on the lens of the glassess

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that said AVIATORS in large letters

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I haven't removed it yet

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don't think I will

hexed igloo
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Honestly fair that's pretty funny lmao

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I have a set of aviators tho tbh, they are normal glasses tho

zinc talon
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so not only can I see them looking at me, I can see them looking at that stupid fucking sticky that says AVIATORS, and I can see their frowns and their judgement

muted pike
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Thing is, I want a relatively fast weapon with a decent hitbox and tons of cleave that doesn't 1hko with each light so I can build up crit quickly through Scourge (hitting bleeding enemies gives crit) while still efficiently killing hordes

hexed igloo
copper hawk
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Especially at hav40

zinc talon
hexed igloo
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Then you can convince yourself they're staring because you're wearing rhe holygrail of oakleys

zinc talon
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^the movie is They Live

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not bad, didn't age the best but still a cool premise

muted pike
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Thanks for the feedback

copper hawk
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It's terrible im high havoc

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Cuz hitmass

modern lintel
copper hawk
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In normal gameplay it's a ton of fun

placid fiber
zinc talon
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relic, my beloved

copper hawk
placid fiber
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oh wait

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autopistol sucks in non-havoc

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of course it sucks in havoc

modern lintel
placid fiber
zinc talon
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autopistol went from meme tier

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to best in show

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to meme tier but still somehow keeping up

placid fiber
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lol

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keeping up is only when it's used by us people who know how to use it

zinc talon
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yeah time in the seat

placid fiber
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I know how to use the fucker, but, that's the only reason it "keeps up"

violet hornet
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The only auto pistol I saw in havoc was empty in 5 minutes of chaff magdumping

zinc talon
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and I'll admit it;'s still a constant chuckle zoop zooping into a rager pack, magdumping and getting most if not all of them, then zoidberging your way out of danger again

placid fiber
zinc talon
placid fiber
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man did it suck against anything non-maniac tho lol

zinc talon
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uuuu I did this I did this!

sour oxide
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wot

zinc talon
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0:53, didn't cut it down yet

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I was genuinely confused both in the moment and for like a week after

copper hawk
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1:30 okri clip

zinc talon
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cuz I couldn't find an honest explanation that wasn't you-just-blocked-an-overhead-dude-it-can-happen

copper hawk
zinc talon
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I didn't have time to cut it down, skip to :50

sour oxide
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WHY NOT

zinc talon
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next job is starting

sour oxide
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inexcusable

sour oxide
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im filing for friends divorce

sullen forge
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Cica I’m going to be dead serious

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What do you hate about the Relic Blade

copper hawk
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Swing speed

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Damage

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Movement speed

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Dodge distance

zinc talon
copper hawk
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Dodge timer

sullen forge
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Literally everything?

copper hawk
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Number of dodges

sullen forge
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Cause I have 0 issues with it

red swift
zinc talon
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do you also dislike the non-stab variant of the relic

copper hawk
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Subpat afterthought blessings thay barely provide an extra second or two of overheat prevention

sour oxide
sullen forge
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I notice if I’m lacking in dodge I just put stamina on for more pushes or the rare blocks

copper hawk
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It feels totally like an afterthought when compared to the psyker FGS

zinc talon
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I thought I didn't like relic full stop until I tried the one that isn't swing swing stab

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cuz that attack pattern^ is pulled from the obscurus

copper hawk
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The fgs feels so much better to use

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This is excluding it being objectively better

red swift
copper hawk
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With its screen wiping gimmick

sullen forge
sour oxide
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ill tell you what I don't like about it. Its not a combat blade

placid fiber
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Personally I think the mk2 is the better relic, but, I do better with the mk10 relic...

sullen forge
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It can knock crushers and shield stances bulwarks onto their asses

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Balance

placid fiber
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but I haven't used the relic blade much

copper hawk
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It needs more blessings in its pool

placid fiber
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I feel like with adequate use the mk2 will do better

copper hawk
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It has fuck all

placid fiber
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give it shred

copper hawk
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It needs another dodge and a swing speed increase

placid fiber
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give it slaughterer

sour oxide
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also the combos are too big brained for my smooth creaseless brain

copper hawk
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It needs its dodge timer delay reduced

red swift
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It doesn't need any more dodges or atk speed tbh

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More blessing variety is always nice

placid fiber
copper hawk
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It needs to be in line with the fgs

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Or flip flopped

red swift
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Shred with IoD would be mandatory but I would welcome shred

copper hawk
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Zealot is the frontline melee mobility character

placid fiber
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eh the fgs deserves to be better dodge-wise due to how squishy psyker is

sour oxide
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not necessarily

copper hawk
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The backline glass cannon shouldnt have yet another incredibly good horde clear melee weapon

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Give one to zealot

red swift
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relic sword lol

placid fiber
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we had the heavy sword lol

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now everyone does

sour oxide
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we do have one.. you stim the ogryn or blow up a barrel

placid fiber
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also yeah the relic

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is pretty good at horde clear

copper hawk
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The hs does everything that relic does better tbh

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Except si gle target damage

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With its one oneshot set up relic is nice with one tapping crushers

red swift
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HS is unusable in havoc because of the armor

copper hawk
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Yep

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And hitmass

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Hitmass is the biggest issue

red swift
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and the boss damage is a lot worse than relic

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wym it does everything better

copper hawk
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It cant get past the bp to do its horde clear

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The hs9 can kill 5 enemies each swing, for example

placid fiber
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havoc is the one place I'd consider savage sweep or wrath on the heavy sword lol

copper hawk
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The relic can kill around 2 and a half per swing

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I can kill 5 ragers practically speaking w a hs 9

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It is the ultimate horde mulcher

sullen forge
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I’m not gonna lie

copper hawk
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And i say PRACTICALLY because I do it consistently in game

sullen forge
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I prefer its dodges being bad

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Cause if not it’s literally a direct upgrade

copper hawk
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The hs 9 w combat stacks can 2 shot crushers

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W a chastise

sullen forge
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To like 90% of Zealots Kit

copper hawk
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Provided i include chastise because the relic 1 shot requires a chastise

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On crushers

placid fiber
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that crusher be feeling bright

copper hawk
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He ate his nurgle veggies

placid fiber
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yep lol

red swift
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dead on my screen

copper hawk
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Hs 9 also has better dodges

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An extra dodge and a better timer

zinc talon
# red swift Uppercut one is the best, one of us.

I'm writing my thesis on how obscurus and relic blade mark stupid are actually much harder and counter intuitive to use well because of their H1H2/L1L2 ending on a third swing (the stab) instead of a fourth stab like every cultured non-heathen weapon

copper hawk
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It's why it's my fav wpn

sour oxide
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antifreeze tastes sweet. he verified

zinc talon
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a 3-combo reset is at war with itself on repeat use versus a 4-swing

copper hawk
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Austrian antifreeze wine..

zinc talon
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cuz the eye takes in the left/right/left/right and you always know exactly where you are vs where you want to go

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adding a third opportunistic attack before the reset makes the weapon at war with itself

red swift
copper hawk
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In normal gameplay i prefer the hs 9 significantly over the relics

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Either relics

sour oxide
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I wish I understood movesets =T

copper hawk
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I find its moveset more engaging, it more effective at the same niche, and more fun to use

zinc talon
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cuz you either go two swings and end up backwards or think the first swing is a fourth that doesn't exist, etc etc etc

red swift
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wym just use the weapons lol

copper hawk
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But in hav 40 relic is the clear winner cuz wrathpage and zappy mode

zinc talon
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also the uppercut relic blade has situational heavies that default back down into a 1/2

copper hawk
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Everywhere else imo hs 9 sweeps

zinc talon
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very straightforward to use on autopilot

red swift
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in hav 40 I use cranial + rampage with martyr

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a lot of cleave anyways

copper hawk
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Id use the relic if they buffed the dodges a bit and increased the swing speed slightly

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So it's in line w the psyker fgs

sour oxide
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ds4 in havoc 40 is still bae

copper hawk
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But yah gale

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2 answer ur question

zinc talon
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the relic's.....swing speed?

copper hawk
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Succinctly

red swift
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Martyr + Relic is unironically my main setup now

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in hav 40

copper hawk
sour oxide
copper hawk
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I dont like the relic because it's not fun to play the way I play

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I like getting stuck in and killing things fast

red swift
copper hawk
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And dodge dance juggling armored enemies in mixed hordes

sour oxide
copper hawk
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Relic and mobility are anathema to eachother

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Which is y i dont like it

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Hs 9 my beloved

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Oh my god and the heavies on the relic blade are so fucking slow lmfao

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Am i swinging a 7 or 6 lbs great sword or a Crusher maul

north sedge
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🤔

copper hawk
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The metal lump on a metal stick swings faster (crusher)

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But that's a moot complaint tbh

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Roundfish doesnt rlly keep weapon performance consistent with how the weapon looks

north sedge
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Beeg weapon slow typically

copper hawk
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Byeahu

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Unless ur a several hundred lbs shield

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Or however heavy the kars is

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Or the crusher

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I want to test if the evis swings faster than the relic w heavies

north sedge
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And i don't think anything about relic is particularly slow compared to other Beeg weapon

copper hawk
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Ive swung zweis and montantes around irl before plenty of times they're not heavy

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The heavies are super fucking slow

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The chain heavies make me want to zob

north sedge
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Fantasy weapon rules not real

copper hawk
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It feels like im using out of chain evis h1s over and over

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Or evis xv heavies

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The single target from wrath heavies on both relics feel as slow or slower than the xv heavies

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And the damage is kinda pitiful even charged up on crushers

copper hawk
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Idk it makes me zad

copper hawk
north sedge
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You're like the one person with this complaint

placid fiber
delicate shadow
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a realism mode would be pretty funny

copper hawk
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Me and meow have i guess

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We both have the same issues w the wpn

tawny walrus
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What's the second best melee weapon on a veteran

copper hawk
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Idk if we're all playing the same game

delicate shadow
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2nd best specifically?

copper hawk
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But ppl have diff experiences

placid fiber
tawny walrus
copper hawk
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I feel like the relic is too slow, zo that's why i like it

tawny walrus
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I don't wanna use DS

copper hawk
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Crushers die instantly

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Heart attack

delicate shadow
placid fiber
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cica says no fun allowed 😦

umbral kindle
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Honestly power sword is probably better if you run a high mobility ranged weapon

tawny walrus
delicate shadow
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I forget if mk3 or mk6 is the good one

umbral kindle
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Mk6 is

hard nexus
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IK SOERY THE GOICES MADE ME DO IT

umbral kindle
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It has the stab

delicate shadow
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righto

placid fiber
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the groceries?

hard nexus
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LMFAO

umbral kindle
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The goices

copper hawk
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The Devil made me do it..

placid fiber
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did you run out of money?

copper hawk
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Growls..

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Barks even..

placid fiber
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meow is speechless

placid fiber
placid fiber
copper hawk
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Is this ur gnarp

placid fiber
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Meow's favorite

placid fiber
placid fiber
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Aquino gets it

mighty mesa
placid fiber
delicate shadow
placid fiber
mighty mesa
fleet zealot
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i just soft rq poe2

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i'm doing the fuckin last ascendancies

placid fiber
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tfw ogryn chat is more active than zealot chat lol

fleet zealot
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and my controls are locking themselves out

placid fiber
fleet zealot
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can't believe they made something worse than labs

placid fiber
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what'd they do?

hexed igloo
fleet zealot
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you can do sekama's "new" or wait several levels and do ultimatums "returning mechanic from different poe1 season"

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i't sjust fucking long doing the 3rd and 4th one

placid fiber
# hexed igloo

That's where you say "Nah, this is the shower factory"

hexed igloo
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Nah this is the poop factory

north sedge
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You doing 3rd ascend or what

fleet zealot
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like i'm actually fuckin irritated cause idk why i'm being locked out of my abilities every 5 seconds

hexed igloo
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Gamer discovers cooldowns

fleet zealot
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i can't dodge roll i can't shield charge i can't summon my fire walls

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what fucking cooldowns

hexed igloo
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Me when bait

fleet zealot
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only cooldowns on my bar is shield charge and the minion sacrifice

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I'M DERANGED

copper hawk
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Bait used to be irredeemable

hexed igloo
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It says gullible on the ceiling

placid fiber
hexed igloo
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Poe is just a Diablo ripoff idrc about it

fleet zealot
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poe is diablo if made by somoene with numerous drug addictions to keep developing the fuckin game

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great game

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great fun, more effort than blzizard has put in for over a decade

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but holy shit

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i need a break from early access

hexed igloo
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Poe dev just stole the prealpha for Diablo 2 and jerked off on ot

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And you're licking it up like a good little boy

placid fiber
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baited used to be believable lol

hard nexus
hexed igloo
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Bait used to be bait

placid fiber
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MEOW

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YOU LIVE

hard nexus
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it’s funny

hard nexus
broken walrus
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Darktide is just L4D with a 40k skin

copper hawk
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Uninstalling hd2 rn

placid fiber
hexed igloo
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What if it isn't Bait?

What if it truly is unfiltered dogshit opinion?

copper hawk
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REINSTALLING l4d2..

placid fiber
hexed igloo
copper hawk
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@median steeple when we showing our huntdown ..

hexed igloo
copper hawk
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The new gamemode is fun

placid fiber
hexed igloo
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Darktide is l4d2 with overwatch abilities

broken walrus
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All video games are just pong with mods

median steeple
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you gotta ask goobling

placid fiber
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they used the basis of diablo 2 then expanded on it lol

copper hawk
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I ask

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U send transformer gif

placid fiber
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and by quite a lot

copper hawk
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Or say

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Soon..

hexed igloo
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Yeah they took diablo2 and beat off onto it

copper hawk
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All my oomfz HATETH me..

placid fiber
hexed igloo
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You're arguing with a brick wall homie I've never played either and never given a shit about either lmao

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They just look pretty similar

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BTW I'm hype for fifa 2026 who else preordering

copper hawk
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Lmfao

broken walrus
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Now thats some top tier bait

placid fiber
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oh boy... both have a skill section hp and mana sections and potion sections... obviously they are the same thing lol

hexed igloo
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Pre-ordering digital deluxe fifa 2026 the day it drops

copper hawk
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Dpw who r u talkin 2

fleet zealot
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poe is fuckin

copper hawk
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U got baited..,

fleet zealot
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for adderal addicts, by adderal addicts

zinc talon
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I present

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the dump-stat-less weapon

placid fiber
zinc talon
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see what you do is

hexed igloo
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You're trying to gaslight me into believing poe is a real game that exists

fleet zealot
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you ever wanted an arpg but also a tower defense game and a farming game and a city builder game and a strategy game and a mining game?

zinc talon
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look for the weapon's LOWEST stat category

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and try to get that LOWEST stat the HIGHEST you can

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the theoretical is four 75s and an 80

zinc talon
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74 as the lowest stat on a weapon is still fantardubliously hard to come by

fleet zealot
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you can have that and more cause the poe devs are doing lines with their tencent money

hexed igloo
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What if I just want a game where I can spend money for pngs

placid fiber
fleet zealot
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I'm TALKINGT O THE ROOm

placid fiber
hexed igloo
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Yeah ell didn't take the bait even I could see that

copper hawk
hexed igloo
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Call me a master baiter the way I be fishing for........fish

fleet zealot
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fish fear me, women fear me

hexed igloo
copper hawk
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I LOVE LYCION

hexed igloo
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Told my wife I'm going to the bank

Didn't say which one

placid fiber
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I don't know most characters <.<

hexed igloo
zinc talon
placid fiber
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Still I wonder how far they're gonna go with poe2 @fleet zealot

zinc talon
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oh my stars is it friday

placid fiber
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it already has so much content

fleet zealot
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so they better

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i'm going to sleep SO hard

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so i can play dnd in the morning

hexed igloo
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Early access is a sin against God

visual stream
placid fiber
fleet zealot
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i mean i don't really care cause it's a f2p game and they give you an equal amount of paid currency (30$ for 30$ of prem currency)

zinc talon
hexed igloo
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Correction, early access for reviewers/influences is fine

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Open early access is cringe

placid fiber
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man... talking about poe2 is making me wanna play rogue legacy 2

fleet zealot
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why not, it's a good stress test and raw numbers testing

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and it's not like

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poe2 will lack content

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if anything it is already feeling a bit bloated with less tools

acoustic dune
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jerry terry mentioned

acoustic dune
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you are too late stinky

hard nexus
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frown

frosty herald
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is it easy to farm uncut skill and support gems?

placid fiber
fleet zealot
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about halfway through cruel difficulty you'll be drowning in skill gems and at the end of cruel, you'll get a ton of t3 (last tier) supports before entering maps

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the issue

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is the sockets,

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you have to get socket orbs, the ones that upgrade your slots from 2->3 are easy to find

frosty herald
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experimentation ensues

fleet zealot
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i have found one singular 3->4 socket orbs

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and the 4->5 support socket orbs are ridic expensive

acoustic dune
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what game yall speaking?

fleet zealot
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prob one of the most expensive "needed" currency

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poe2

frosty herald
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do the socket orbs work on the bar itself or the skill gem you placed?

fleet zealot
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on the skill gem

frosty herald
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fuck

fleet zealot
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so 3 is easy, but yea, you'll need your build in mind before you invest the 4 and 5s

frosty herald
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gotta use my brain for the most optimal strat

hexed igloo
frosty herald
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or just save them up until i have hexblast hand of chudtulia

copper hawk
placid fiber
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cica is talking about huniepop tho

frosty herald
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shart of poopile 2

acoustic dune
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why arer yoou refrencing about that pom game

fleet zealot
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gooners

copper hawk
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Pommi

placid fiber
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😏

acoustic dune
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i certainly dont

hard nexus
acoustic dune
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o i was thinking of honey select

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2

hexed igloo
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The joke is porn

acoustic dune
#

i am the only here whom can joke about sexo

hexed igloo
#

Or a cup size

acoustic dune
#

jk

hexed igloo
#

Cringe

copper hawk
hexed igloo
hard nexus
gleaming kelp
#

Are there any official numbers on melee wep range? Chainswords feel stubby, not sure if placebo.

hexed igloo
hexed igloo
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*unhooded

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Circumcised, remember

acoustic dune
#

unhooded

#

peanus

hexed igloo
#

Haha. My peanits

gleaming kelp
frosty herald
#

im glad poe2 has uncircumsized representation

gleaming kelp
copper hawk
#

Do NOT

acoustic dune
copper hawk
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Talk about dat here..

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Freakz..

acoustic dune
#

i can now relate with the mc

hexed igloo
acoustic dune
#

too much male main character are circumcise

median steeple
gleaming kelp
#

This is why the Emperor stays in his chair.

acoustic dune
#

karnak gunner

hexed igloo
median steeple
hexed igloo
acoustic dune
#

zealot chat

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karnak twin?

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more like

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karnak twink

hexed igloo
#

Bro rly stood up at Thanksgiving dinner, tapped his glass, and then sat down again

copper hawk
#

Kills u kinda

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But not rlly

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Mby later..

hushed knoll
#

No

placid fiber
#

I don't understand, Stan

hushed knoll
#

CSS was can’t b C flat m

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Cats can’t be fish

placid fiber
hushed knoll
#

No

placid fiber
#

You can deny it all you want but catfish are a real fish lol

hushed knoll
pale spindle
placid fiber
pale spindle
#

Look at this big Boi

placid fiber
#

that looks photoshopped lol

pale spindle
#

Nope that's how big they can get

placid fiber
#

I wouldn't doubt it, but, I'm just saying: that looks photoshopped

pale spindle
placid fiber
pale spindle
visual stream
#

Starting to sound pretty fake to me

#

And you mean to tell me they're cats too

placid fiber
pale spindle
#

Actually it isn't even incorrect to say cats are fish

acoustic dune
#

the phrase IS

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you are what you eat

pale spindle
#

That is taxonomicically correct

placid fiber
#

😏

pale spindle
#

This is a fish too:

acoustic dune
#

god i wish i was a wusses

acoustic dune
#

only the ferret poster

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can post ferret

#

post orca

pale spindle
#

Fine

placid fiber
pale spindle
#

Water ferret incoming

placid fiber
visual stream
pale spindle
acoustic dune
#

you are a homeless baby

#

get it right

pale spindle
visual stream
pale spindle
acoustic dune
#

a elf

pale spindle
acoustic dune
#

santa lil umemploeyed helper

placid fiber
acoustic dune
#

cica os short?

placid fiber
#

don't look at me, do I look like the cica wiki?

acoustic dune
#

good point

#

get to eating cica's wiki

placid fiber
#

😳

pale spindle
#

Otters are just water ferrets, change my mind

slate haven
#

Fellas

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🫃

placid fiber
#

oops

slate haven
#

Really?

#

A grabify link?

#

Trying to yoink IPs?

median musk
#

Can you get 80% across the board on weapons

slate haven
#

No

median musk
#

Nvm

slate haven
#

4 80s and a 60

#

Is the max

placid fiber
slate haven
#

Dude it’s cold in here

#

Anyone tryna turn up the thermostat?

#

Thanks in advance

acoustic dune
#

no

#

wear coats

slate haven
#

No

placid fiber
#

and the 60% stat is referred to as the "dump stat"

slate haven
#

Dump everything btw

#

Go for all 1s

acoustic dune
slate haven
#

Me leaving the house in winter (it’s 70 degrees)

acoustic dune
#

ah yes

#

the fashion trend on homeless

slate haven
#

Daniel Larson type fit

acoustic dune
slate haven
acoustic dune
#

when the homeless got better style the you

slate haven
#

Reverse Mohawk such a goated hairstyle 😍😍😍👅👅👅

summer turret
slate haven
#

dude

#

Either you know and your doing a better job than me making people upset

#

Or someone needs to sit you down and tell ya

slate haven
#

Wolf please delete your message so mine are togethor

#

Thanks in advance

slate haven
#

Glutton

slate haven
#

Dude that’s a sea lion you stupid bum

#

SMH

placid fiber
#

oh tru, need my eyes checked

slate haven
#

Leopard seal

slate haven
#

Enact last wall protocol

#

Real talk tho

placid fiber
slate haven
#

Are y’all more Coke Zero or Diet Coke kind apeople

#

I’m not editing that

placid fiber
#

I drink normal soda <.<

#

not diet or caffeine free

#

when I drink soda that is

#

I mostly just drink water nowdays

slate haven
#

My bad, didn’t know we were dealing with a bad boy big balls tough guy

#

Ong tho

placid fiber
#

like... 95% of the liquid I drink is water

slate haven
#

Duuude

#

Walmart has this peach sparkling water

#

And I chug that shit by the gallon

placid fiber
#

.>

#

that's the type of shit I do lol

slate haven
#

I don’t know how old you are or what your gender is but you just became my grandad in my eyes

#

He does the same shit

placid fiber
#

31, male lol

slate haven
#

Just JUGS of deer park

#

holy shit your old

#

yuck

placid fiber
#

Yep

slate haven
#

Nah I’m playin

placid fiber
#

I'm as old as the hills

#

I was there... when caesar ruled rome...

slate haven
#

Unc might be older than the Appalachians

placid fiber
#

It'll happen, or I'll die. Those are the only 2 outcomes

slate haven
#

Makes sense why y’all run gunner resist, y’all got that old head reaction time

#

now we wait…

#

trust someone’s gonna reply to that in like a week

placid fiber
#

I'm too busy trying to figure out which button is the w one on my keyboard

broken walrus
#

tfw game tutorial tells you to hit a button and you gotta look down

placid fiber
#

yep lol

slate haven
#

Dude y’all gotta hop on the controller train

#

High key

placid fiber
broken walrus
#

nah controller is where I dont know

#

I can find any key without looking on the board

placid fiber
#

same

slate haven
#

I got this Razer tournament edition one yesterday and shits got like 4 back buttons and Hall effect sticks

#

It’s so sweet

placid fiber
#

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

#

didn't look at my keyboard

#

warcraft 3 online chatting does that to a mf

#

you gotta be able to type anything in like 2 seconds

lunar fable
placid fiber
#

<.<'

lunar fable
placid fiber
lunar fable
placid fiber
#

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

lunar fable
#

Why so aggressive tonight

placid fiber
#

that time I didn't look at my keyboard or pc

slate haven
#

Ong DarkPill you need to calm down

#

Really aggressive

placid fiber
#

I kept typing o instead of m and n

#

lol

#

there's 2 letters I even use my right ring finger on when typing... o and l

slate haven
#

You ever just like get so bored you start making patterns and hitting search

#

like on the keyboard

#

Shit like

qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl

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Or like

#

plmoknijbuhvcygtfxrdzeswaq

placid fiber
visual stream
fleet zealot
visual stream
#

Yeah

slate haven
#

I’ll never be FULLY caught

placid fiber
slate haven
#

Changed my name too many times

#

You don’t have a classic Nade’ tho

fleet zealot
placid fiber
slate haven
#

Just admit you’ll never have it all brodie

placid fiber
#

And?

#

I ain't after it all lol

#

I'm after whatever I can get at the time I do it

slate haven
#

that’s why you’ll never be himothy

placid fiber
#

cool

#

I have adhd, not ocd lol

#

tho I do have a minor case of ocd <.<

#

just not full on uncontrollable ocd

slate haven
#

I got that ECS

placid fiber
#

usually my adhd distracts me from the ocd I do have lol

slate haven
#

Elite gamer syndrome 😎

placid fiber
#

Know what adhd stands for?

#

Attention Deficit Hey Donuts!

slate haven
placid fiber
#

I love crickets talking about me judgementally

slate haven
#

The little fuckers need to stop talking about my family or I’m gonna go crazy

placid fiber
#

Just get noise canceling headphones

#

they cure everything... from depression... to noisy crickets... to your wife bitching at you for playing video games for 20 hours straight

slate haven
#

Nah I’m a Steelseries fanboy

placid fiber
#

Yeah that last one seemed a bit too... specific

slate haven
#

Dude I don’t know if this is a me thing

#

But corny ass Crusader metal and Darktide go togethor so nicely

placid fiber
#

it probably does

slate haven
#

Over here getting killed by a rager horde and the music be banging

#

Anyways

#

Is it too much to ask for to get Auric Storm Survivor without having to socially interact with anyone?

#

Like cmon please

fleet zealot
#

yea

#

stop bein noob

vague depot
#

just get good enough to solo carry

copper hawk
#

Dat shrimple

#

I got mine unintentionally

acoustic dune
young aurora
slate haven
#

Obvi

hexed igloo
delicate shadow
#

is that a furry band?

hexed igloo
#

I don't remember the brand of my components tbh

delicate shadow
#

typical zelchat smh

fleet zealot
slate haven
hexed igloo
hexed igloo
slate haven
#

Cocaine and Abel is such a good song

hexed igloo
#

Eh it's mid

fleet zealot
hexed igloo
#

I put it on to check it out

#

It's the most mid shit I've ever heard in my life

#

Like if Eminem was a middle-class guy that passed community college and wasn't nearly as talented

#

Most milquetoast rap I've heard ever

median musk
#

Is this any good

#

I like the Relic blade

plush estuary
#

check pins

copper hawk
#

IVE SEEN THEM LIVE

#

TWICE

#

!!!!!!!

median musk
#

So does mobility slow me down?

fleet zealot
#

unless you are doing specific havocs you don't need wrath

#

rampage will be plenty enough

fleet zealot
#

so you want 60% mobility

median musk
#

Ok how do I know in the future what stats should be dump stats?

north sedge
#

its mobi pretty much always

#

Or defences

fleet zealot
#

defense (melee), collateral (range), damage on flamer/flame staff specifically, mobility

#

cleave targets on ds4 iirc

#

and plasma just

#

doesn't have a true dump stat

median musk
#

Ok ty for teaching me

fleet zealot
#

arranged them in order of dump stat prio

#

i believe psykers

#

may want to dump warp resistance

visual stream
visual stream
fleet zealot
#

yea basically

#

it's like, 69 in one stat, 71 in another

plush estuary
#

71-72 charge 69-68 thermal res

rocky nacelle
#

71-72 heat resistance 69-68 mobility

plush estuary
#

60 mobilty, 80 uncanny

copper hawk
#

I love

#

LOVE

#

Channel 5..

red swift
#

60 lacerate, 80 flesh tearer

copper hawk
#

WRONG

#

u forgot an important part..

#

Dump damage..

#

Damage doesnt affect any major breakpoints verdad ??

visual stream
copper hawk
#

Independent journalism channel

#

On yt

visual stream
#

80 showstopper 60 warp resist

#

Is it about the current stuff?

#

With rich people and the guy who doesn't like rich people?

copper hawk
#

They do all kinds of stuff

#

Fav vid they did was on Kensington, Philly

#

A neighborhood of philly

#

Where tranq started

#

And he talks w ppl suffering, locals in the community, even interviews the dealers/cookers

#

Good vibreo..

visual stream
#

That's pretty interesting

#

Also spooky when you think about it

#

Asking a dealer or god forbid cooker for an interview

#

And they really just go "yeah sure"

rocky nacelle
#

🚛

copper hawk
#

Yet another grubcordian 2 put on the hate me list (hit list)

#

Ziiiigh..

median steeple
#

Why so tied

copper hawk
#

Fibber..

#

Fibling..

#

Both of u..

#

U will be the first chummed when i usher in the grubtopia..

visual stream
#

Will never 4get when Para said no to me being his friend..

#

Chum for the grub gods

visual stream
#

Hallo Incan

delicate shadow
#

sup

rocky nacelle
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
#

think when thunken too

#

soldjer

copper hawk
#

What if i thunked ur thinkin 2

#

Huh

#

What then

#

Fleek ?

visual stream
copper hawk
#

Apparently the sharks must swim forward or they'll be dragged into the depths of watery Hell is like

#

Kinda not true buy true

#

But*

#

A lot of sharks can be still

rocky nacelle
#

😄

#

we crode together

visual stream
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
#

I really need to.

copper hawk
#

Read the manga too

#

The anime actually covers just about everything the manga does

#

But u miss out on some funny panels

#

And the end of chapter sillies

#

Which do some extra character development

hexed igloo
slate haven
#

Hi paradise!!! 😍😍😍

copper hawk
#

Wuddah..

sullen forge
#

Holy shit why do I bother with randoms on Clandestine Gloriana

#

they cannot carry their weight at all

rocky nacelle
copper hawk
#

LMFAO

hexed igloo
copper hawk
#

LMFAO

plush estuary
#

A lethal crew?

copper hawk
#

Crew deez n

#

Nvm.

muted pike
#

My god I love the chain axe mk4

copper hawk
muted pike
#

The mk4 chain axe is perfection

copper hawk
muted pike
#

Wait: Does any other melee's light spam delete all elites?