#zealot-class

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hearty nebula
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cica posting elves... freak

hexed igloo
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Yeah with my chastise + crit build I can pop a chastise every 12 seconds

copper hawk
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I love elvez ..

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Where my helvez at. ,,

hexed igloo
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Near immortality via anger

hearty nebula
shadow ember
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12 whole seconds of going slow eh

copper hawk
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Half elf

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They dont exist in dnd anymore

hearty nebula
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no

copper hawk
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Half races

shadow ember
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Simply backstab or crit 3 heretics and zoom

copper hawk
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Sad !

hexed igloo
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Nah I have mobility evis lmao

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I be running at normal speed

hearty nebula
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fotf buff lasts 10 seconds

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you are noob, fire

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smh my head

hearty nebula
shadow ember
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I want to go fast

hearty nebula
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maybe someday they come back...

shadow ember
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If I have to compromise power for game feel I will

rocky nacelle
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me to the bag of 3 mixed shredded cheeses

hearty nebula
rocky nacelle
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at 4 am

hearty nebula
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psyker shits on zealot in terms of speed

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lol

shadow ember
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I want to play fast zealot

hearty nebula
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ur bad at fast zealot

rocky nacelle
hearty nebula
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so dont

rocky nacelle
copper hawk
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Erm

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I shitz

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On bothe of u

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Im turbo pro..

hearty nebula
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nuh uh

shadow ember
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You're the one who wants the most power over fun

rocky nacelle
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turbo hacker more like

copper hawk
shadow ember
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You do you

hearty nebula
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cica show me ur favorit elves

shadow ember
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Just

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Slower I guess

hearty nebula
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im faster tho

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:3c

hearty nebula
rocky nacelle
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I think today I shall mog all noobs in kill knight

hearty nebula
copper hawk
copper hawk
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U hateth me

rocky nacelle
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Cica show me your favorite elves

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pls

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(Besides thistle)

jagged cradle
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Elves ?

rocky nacelle
stone fern
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also carying what wotc thinks is like caring what GW thinks

placid fiber
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they might have been too op <.<

stone fern
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thanks for the game losers but well take it from here

placid fiber
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just be a kobold barbarian

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in d&d

hearty nebula
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nuh

copper hawk
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I think the reasoning was like

hearty nebula
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oh

copper hawk
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Racista or somethin idk

hearty nebula
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wotc said it was racial fetishization or something like that

copper hawk
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I 4get

hearty nebula
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because orcs or whatever

placid fiber
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@copper hawk what are your thoughts about a kobold barbarian?

copper hawk
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But the new handbook says no more half races OR racial bonuses

stone fern
distant lagoon
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Double stabber or bust

placid fiber
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Fair

hearty nebula
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wizards of the coast unironically just went "mixed race children? cringe"

copper hawk
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im from buenos aires

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And i say KILL THEM ALL !!

hearty nebula
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we should firebomb WotC

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:3

placid fiber
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All I know is I got to play as one for an arena fight one time lol

placid fiber
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otherwise iirc I was a wood elf

copper hawk
placid fiber
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a wood elf fighter

copper hawk
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I still have horcs

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My fav dnd char ever is a horc

hearty nebula
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i need to play DND again someday

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:(

copper hawk
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I use him for any like pick up and play

placid fiber
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in the 1 dnd game I did

hearty nebula
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but no oomfies play it

copper hawk
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I do online

copper hawk
hearty nebula
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i only ever played like 2 sessions of a campaign

copper hawk
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Ive played Many Sessions

modern lintel
copper hawk
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And Many Campaigns

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W Many Characterz

hearty nebula
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NEEEEEEEEEERD

hearty nebula
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"how do orcs work"

copper hawk
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But u get no racial bonuses

hearty nebula
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you're an orc

copper hawk
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Like the uh

placid fiber
copper hawk
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Relentless Endurance Horcs got

placid fiber
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1 of which was a 1 shot where I was a kobold barbarian in an arena

copper hawk
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Where you could roll to make a fatal hit reduce you to one hit point once per long rest

modern lintel
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orcs were if i remember it in league as goblins as just a mob race

copper hawk
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Yah

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They're chaotic evil

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Cuz of Gruumsh

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(God who made orcs)

modern lintel
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so did they change anything w having them be full fledged now instead of half

copper hawk
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I dont think so

solar gorge
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mogged by Gork and Mork

placid fiber
modern lintel
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my first ever dnd character was a half orc goliath bamed morg

frosty herald
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Literally just different colored people lmao

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Orc is now green ryan gosling

modern lintel
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my favorite tho unironicly was a human fighter named riemann who befriended dracula after i rolled lowest initiative and watched him absolutely mollywhop our other 5 members

rocky nacelle
placid fiber
rocky nacelle
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First meow now you

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crazy

placid fiber
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Welp I'm going back to my couch so I can use the heating pad I have on my back... my back got really irritated today by the end of my shift at work x.x

modern lintel
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whats the point playing a gnome w out the racial bonuses over say a dwarf i guess now

placid fiber
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if there are no racial bonuses then elves and other races with it no longer have dark vision :/

frosty herald
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an elf an orc and a human are now the same

modern lintel
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actually insane

placid fiber
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like... that's literally mid af

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best way to make dnd not fun

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you're just a different sized or colored person...

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no bonuses

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no fun things you can use

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:/

modern lintel
frosty herald
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iunno

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didnt they remove those spelljammer monkeys too?

modern lintel
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i have no idea iv never done anything magic related on tabletop

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unless you count i think it was gloom stalker ranger and that fucking sucked

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i think they get some cantrips

placid fiber
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I feel like racial bonuses in dnd are half the fun of trying out a different race with a different class

distant lagoon
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well dnd 5 already made races way less unique than they were in 3

placid fiber
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even in 5e tho they were still unique enough to feel different

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maybe not super unique, but, they still felt different

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and I only did 1 campaign that never got finished lol

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if you remove racial bonuses altogether it's just... I'm not sure I'd even want to play dnd again at that point

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"Oh boy, I get to play the green flavor this time"...

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why even have racial alignments at that point

stone fern
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what was wotc thinking? huh playing an orc gives me +1 strength and -1 int

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better become a super racist now!!!!!

stone fern
placid fiber
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they're more or less doing what bethesda did to the elder scrolls... oh boy... skyrim edition of dnd...

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stats? Pffft those don't exist

distant lagoon
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hjoly

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I just had epic moment

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too bad i did not record it

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i killed 4 specials with 1 revolver shot

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and i did not even see thme, i was just shooting into flames

visual stream
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I think shat is melting down over the racial bonuses being more flexible than they were before a little too much

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One of the plus sides of that flexibility is that you aren't shoehorned into playing a race you don't really wanna play just because it's SO much more optimal than other races for the class/build you want

hexed igloo
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You don't want to play as a specific race? Racist

visual stream
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YES AND I'M PROUD

hexed igloo
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You want to play as a specific race because of their stats? Racist

hexed igloo
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Good on you for opening up about it though

visual stream
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Fantasy racism is always cool kids

hexed igloo
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fantasy racism is always cool kids

visual stream
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YO

hexed igloo
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Lmao I saw that

placid fiber
frosty herald
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I wish we could dismember bosses

visual stream
placid fiber
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I didn't play as a wood elf fighter to be optimal when I did the 1 campaign I did, I chose the race and class because that's what I wanted to do. Sure some people will try to min max the game... not everyone does that tho

visual stream
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I just don't understand what exactly is lost since we still have the specifc race and subrace passives

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We get more flexibility in what stats we increase and that's mostly it IIRC

placid fiber
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what is gained tho? You're taking away unique features of the races for what? So that the game caters to more people?

visual stream
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Flexibility

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The ability to make more races than one or two optimal for a class/subclass or playstyle

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Encouraging more and different playstyles

placid fiber
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I feel like they're just trying to make the game a game for more people... and a game for everyone is a game for no one. :/

hexed igloo
hexed igloo
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I could say the same thing about many things

stone fern
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people are all one race orc/elves/dwarves are not people so should not have the same stats

hexed igloo
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If you want to get into technicalities people doesn't have anything to do with race

frosty herald
stone fern
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i hate elves so much bros....

hexed igloo
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I love elves so much bros....

placid fiber
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Sure I get flexibility... but... who really is asking for the flexibility to begin with? People who like min maxing?

hexed igloo
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People minmax the fun out of everything

rocky nacelle
hexed igloo
placid fiber
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I don't care if I am an orc, it won't stop me from trying an orc wizard sometime

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even with -1 to int

rocky nacelle
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i never loved elves in the first place

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so good

hexed igloo
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I get all the elfussy

rocky nacelle
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i dont think thats true

hexed igloo
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I don't think you're cool

frosty herald
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Witcher elves being mogged by humans

hexed igloo
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Everything in the Witcher universe getting mogged by geralt

placid fiber
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while dnd is indeed a game... I feel like it's more a role playing experience first, and a game second

frosty herald
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Dies from a peasant with a pitchfork

hexed igloo
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Honduras been cooking up the most racist paragraph known to man for like 5 minutes

solar gorge
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elf lovers when the TES elves enter the room

visual stream
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Looking at it a little more and almost every if not every race got even more traits than they had, or buffs to pre-existing traits from pre-2024, and it makes sense that what you've done for a living is a better indicator of your stats than your race in almost every instance

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Khajiit are cool in TES from what I know of them

stone fern
frosty herald
atomic fjord
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@stone fern also bro I’m sorry if I was throwing when we played today

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I’m lowkey afraid I was useless

stone fern
placid fiber
atomic fjord
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Wanna try havoc 30 tomorrow?

stone fern
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh most likely yeah

atomic fjord
placid fiber
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because both orcs and gnomes having the same baseline for strength before what they did for a living and what their class is... it just doesn't make sense

frosty herald
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that sounds extremely weird

placid fiber
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Yeah

frosty herald
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orcs should always have a major boost to strength and a minor debuff to agility

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or intelligence

atomic fjord
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Hello lippy

placid fiber
visual stream
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I don't think it's that deep for everything else

placid fiber
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There are other comparisons that could be made

visual stream
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A dwarf working in an office job for his whole life before adventuring is not gonna be as hardy as a gnome who's toiled away in the mines for years

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And that makes sense to me

placid fiber
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Like a wood elf and a human having the same baseline of dexterity before class and how they grew up

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before any modifiers

visual stream
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Wood elf gets extra movement

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Still makes sense to me

placid fiber
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Oh boy

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remove something special about wood elves and say "oh but they get extra movement"

obsidian prairie
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I like the separation of race and stats

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They were already going for it before 5.5

fleet zealot
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yea, it's stop some level of meta gaming

visual stream
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Why yes, we should in fact make the trained acrobat of (different race) less nimble than a wood elf who's been nobility and done nothing with his body

fleet zealot
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more reason to pick race/class combos that were suboptimal

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cause ability scores were that important

obsidian prairie
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Being locked to all the big strong races for a strength fighter was lame

placid fiber
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I feel like you are overestimating how many people were metagaming

visual stream
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Because it feels bad to be punished for wanting to do something different

obsidian prairie
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They even had the replacement of +2 +1 in monsters of the multiverse

visual stream
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Being a different race than one of the good ones for that class is like going down middle zealot tree

obsidian prairie
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You could just pick where your race stats went

fleet zealot
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pick your +2/+1 or 3*+1s is just, healthier

obsidian prairie
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I like making strong characters, but not game obliterating stuff

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I like to feel useful

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So having to choose from like 4 races out of 12 or whatever cause I wanted to play fighter is lame

obsidian prairie
visual stream
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Yeah p. sure

obsidian prairie
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3 +1’s was a cool option

placid fiber
frosty herald
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pictured

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6th e high elf thats indisguinishable from a human without any magical superiority

obsidian prairie
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They get innate magic

frosty herald
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no magic nor blade profeciency

vague depot
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How does the new purging flame penance work now

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Can they die from anything as long as my grenade set them on fire

placid fiber
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Doesn't really matter as long as people have fun

copper hawk
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@frosty herald

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So how it looks now

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Is that it'll be like

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Flavor + mechanics

obsidian prairie
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I think you can still custom origin

copper hawk
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U get mechanics from one race as well as flavor

obsidian prairie
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Tasha’s rules on making a race are still valid

copper hawk
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As someone of mixed race the section where they cite half orcs and half humans as being "othered" and that's problematic

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It's reality lmfak

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Lmfao*

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I'm not entirely welcome in Hispanic communities because I wasn't raised by my Mexican mother enough to learn Spanish, I'm "othered" from them

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They even have a slur for people like me

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In Spanish anyways idk if im allowed 2 repeat slurs in different languages here

placid fiber
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probably not

frosty herald
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wasnt half elf like one of the most popular things to play as

copper hawk
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Idk where foreign language slurs rank in an English speaking discord

placid fiber
visual stream
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That's pretty good magic intuition for someone who doesn't study it

obsidian prairie
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Friendly reminder that the 2024 book explicitly states you can use older material

copper hawk
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I liked playing half orcs because that's how I felt personally

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Like how they fit in the world

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Im a person of halves

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But im in the minority

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Like they said in the post, people pick the races for their benefits

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I picked them for the character interaction and rp potential

frosty herald
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you are now green

copper hawk
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I just miss the racial traits

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W them gone it feels kinda samey

lusty turtle
copper hawk
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Relentless Endurance was cool

placid fiber
visual stream
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Half-elf was the noncommittal "human but not human" race imo

copper hawk
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Even w the horc fizard I used

lusty turtle
visual stream
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But it was cool

visual stream
obsidian prairie
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I want the rereleased starfinder core to come out

copper hawk
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Yah

copper hawk
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Cat thumb up

frosty herald
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wrath of the rightious W

obsidian prairie
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I know they are going for full compatibility with PF2E

copper hawk
lusty turtle
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WotR is pf 1e unfort 😔

atomic fjord
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I love knife

copper hawk
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Relentless Endurance makes horc wizard sorta goated

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If u like crp in ur dnd

atomic fjord
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It’s so funny pressing r2

frosty herald
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I saw 0 hitmarkers

atomic fjord
visual stream
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Chat I'm about to get racist (console player confirmed in chat)

copper hawk
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Ill probs combine the two

visual stream
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((Is jealous that PS5 runs Darktide on better graphics than my PC ^))

copper hawk
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Like Carpets said

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It says u can use the old stuff

atomic fjord
copper hawk
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But RAW probs means i cant actually mix the two

atomic fjord
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Like

copper hawk
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For the best of both

atomic fjord
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I’m clearly

copper hawk
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Both*

atomic fjord
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Hitting stuff

placid fiber
atomic fjord
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But yea

median steeple
copper hawk
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I like the new way they're treating like distributing race based stuff in mixed characters but

frosty herald
copper hawk
frosty herald
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you killed that flamer tho

south folio
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those graphic changes are pretty much just going to reduce the load on the GPU
a game like darktide is pretty cpu limited for the most part, so unless your GPU is comically much weaker than your CPU, I don't think there's much improvement to be made

atomic fjord
copper hawk
frosty herald
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Fire

obsidian prairie
atomic fjord
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YALL SHUT UP

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MIMIMI

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FEED MY DELUSIONS

copper hawk
atomic fjord
visual stream
copper hawk
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Yah

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Most campaigns are homebrewed to some extent

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I looove homebrew..

visual stream
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When you sit at the table the GM is the law unless they tell you straight up "I want everything that exists in this game to be by the books RAW"

copper hawk
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Yeeees.. let me play lycanthrope as my half race...

copper hawk
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Yeeeees u wont regret it....

visual stream
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Which sucks, imho

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RAW blows donkey dick in a lot of ways

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Falling makes no sense

copper hawk
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My horc barb zealot rogue multi is totally balanced w lycanthropy yess.

rocky nacelle
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some meat buns sound good right about now

median steeple
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Lycanthropy is so fun

fleet zealot
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they should have just

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full sent it

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if races could make mixed children

frozen kernel
fleet zealot
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there should just various bloodlines, especially in more accepting areas and less in noble ones, unless the DM wants to have some ooo spicy high class rumors that the Elf Queen has some human blood

frozen kernel
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I play an elf hating halfie in our current campaign

fleet zealot
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but fine, i'll rest with the whole "you can flavor your character as being half/mixed lineage"

frosty herald
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High elves would 100% hate half elves

frozen kernel
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“Ugh, fuckin elves…”
You’re an elf”
“Yeah but they’re like…Elvish”

copper hawk
copper hawk
frozen kernel
copper hawk
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We dont like half orcs because it's racist and we dont want people to feel othered

modern lintel
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of course cica has werewolf infatuation the jokes

copper hawk
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But what if i feel othered irl and want to play that experience in game

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It's okay for things to be sad in your game

frozen kernel
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Play token human and just be racist to everything

copper hawk
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Lmfao

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Ah.. all these races and classes..

median steeple
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I played a fey racist once

modern lintel
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i asked yam earlier us the no racial bonuses coming with a 6e or are they changing 5e @copper hawk

placid fiber
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What I'd find funny is if people were like "we're gonna be werewolves" and the gm was like "Okay, but, btw werewolves take fall damage now"

frozen kernel
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Larian releasing the “average” character across the entire playerbase

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And it’s a white human man

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Brown hair

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Blue eyes

copper hawk
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That'll be my character sheet mr dm sir.. yes the mid twenties human fighter for me..

modern lintel
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unepic

copper hawk
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Fwiu

frozen kernel
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Some people that made good looking gith went off

copper hawk
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But like carpet said

modern lintel
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might have to learn 4e

copper hawk
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This is coming w the new handbook

frosty herald
frozen kernel
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I thought the frog people were irredeemable and then I saw a cute one like “oh damn NICE”

copper hawk
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And the new phb says explicitly u can use the old rules

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Cuz they probably know how unpopular this change will be lol

copper hawk
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Fwiu as well ratial traits will be gone as well

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No Relentless Endurance por ejemplo

frosty herald
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human male fighter.

copper hawk
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But stats will be the same

placid fiber
frozen kernel
placid fiber
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nowever u say taht

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taking it back

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There we go

copper hawk
# frosty herald human male fighter.

In an effort to not make our world inherent racist by making half races be mostly w humans cuz it makes it appear like humans are the baseline and "normal"

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We will do this by removing the unique things between the races

placid fiber
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didn't know how to spell renege so I asked uncle google lol

copper hawk
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So everything ia gentrified

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In an effort to not be racist they gentrified the races to be more average, like humans

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Fucking wicked man

frosty herald
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In pathfinder half orcs have human traits and still get to make tusk attacks

copper hawk
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Hage

modern lintel
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my favorite little fword bard gnome

copper hawk
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Lmfao

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I HATE GNOMES

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I FUCKING HATE GNOMES !!

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I hate them almost as much as i hate koboldz..

modern lintel
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wtf

copper hawk
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And that's almost as much as i hate GOBBOZ

modern lintel
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you play elf dont u

frozen kernel
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Halfling > Gnome

copper hawk
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Helf and horc

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All i play

frozen kernel
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Don’t look at my pfp

frosty herald
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Tusked
Requirement(s) Half-Orc, Orc

Benefit(s) Huge, sharp tusks bulge from your mouth, and you receive a bite attack (1d4 damage for Medium characters). If used as part of a full attack action, the bite attack is made at your full base attack bonus –5.

copper hawk
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Full blood elf is BORING

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Yah dont look at my pfp ever

frosty herald
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pathfinder being superior

placid fiber
copper hawk
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I dont love elf kabru or anything

modern lintel
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gnome are whimsical and epic halfing are just short hungry ppl

frosty herald
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vaush mains gnomes

copper hawk
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LMFAO

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Do not .

frozen kernel
misty nova
copper hawk
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In the post they talked about how like

placid fiber
frozen kernel
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I don’t want to think about it being created

copper hawk
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Half centaurs are possible

frosty herald
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how the fuck

modern lintel
copper hawk
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"I dont know how but if there's a will there's a way" - quote from the article

frosty herald
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do you make a half centaur

copper hawk
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Idk ask vaush

placid fiber
frozen kernel
frosty herald
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imagine being a half orc goblin

modern lintel
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yes ok i cast bomb fuck you

modern lintel
placid fiber
frozen kernel
frosty herald
placid fiber
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cause aren't dragonborns half dragons to begin with?

copper hawk
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Lmfao

frozen kernel
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It’s complicated?

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Like kobolds are technically dragons, I forget the technicality

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Like cousin-adjacent

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So it’s almost cute when they look up to one

copper hawk
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Same way a pug is a wolf

placid fiber
copper hawk
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FUCK kobolds

frozen kernel
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Cica is a dwarf confirmed

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Hates elves

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Hates bolds

placid fiber
frozen kernel
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Simple as

copper hawk
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I LOVE elves

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I LOVE horcs

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I LOVE dorfs

placid fiber
modern lintel
copper hawk
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HATE kobold

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HATE gobbo

frozen kernel
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Icky

modern lintel
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cica definitely a durgar

frozen kernel
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Bumpy weird

copper hawk
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Ive never made a dorf char b4 actually

frozen kernel
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I’d rather play a gnome than a dwarf

copper hawk
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I played a dorf campaign as my horc

visual stream
copper hawk
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It was awesome

visual stream
copper hawk
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Token horc in the dorf group

frosty herald
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in dragon age inq you have warrior elves that use a warhammer in ruins which always stuck with me

visual stream
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WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY HUMANS IN FANTASY

frozen kernel
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I’d play a fat gnome trying to blend into an all dorf party before playing an actual dwarf

copper hawk
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That was my ogryn's namesake horc too

placid fiber
modern lintel
#

dwarfs get the unique spike armor where they can throw themselves at enemies as an attk i think which is cool

copper hawk
#

Ukbuk gra-Ungol

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Love her..

#

Yes i took the skyrim naming convention

#

FUCK u

#

(Its cool)

frozen kernel
modern lintel
#

skyrim orcs are epic

frozen kernel
#

I’ve come to respect the boring human pick

modern lintel
#

dnd kind of stinky but

frozen kernel
#

Because it’s often the non-gamer gf/bf choice

copper hawk
#

Troo

#

It's the self insert starter race

modern lintel
#

human being able to get a feat first lvl i think it is was epic

frozen kernel
#

And I don’t want them to feel flamed sadery

#

Variant human stronk

visual stream
placid fiber
visual stream
#

And the half something else has some flair or slay to it

modern lintel
#

orc monk is cool idea

frozen kernel
copper hawk
#

Horc zealot barbarian

#

Please

#

U need 2 try it

frozen kernel
#

If the male character customization sucks wang

#

I make a pretty woman

copper hawk
#

Zealot barbarian is like crack

#

Best barbarian subclass

#

1000000%

placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

the anti elfy elf

obsidian prairie
frozen kernel
copper hawk
#

Elaboratez..

fleet zealot
#

she's got her screws loose but i liked her

obsidian prairie
#

Like 4d12 or something stupid at the level they get it

copper hawk
#

Right meow..

#

YES !!!!

visual stream
#

I saw a tiktok about zealot barbarians before I even knew they existed

copper hawk
#

WE STAY BROKEN !!!!!!!

obsidian prairie
#

No free revives though

copper hawk
#

Everyone sleeps on zealot

#

FUCK

copper hawk
#

THAT'S THE BEST PATT

obsidian prairie
#

Just don’t die

copper hawk
#

IT'S SO COOOIL

obsidian prairie
#

They made that so much easier

copper hawk
#

Coolest moments r that

#

Rage beyond death

placid fiber
copper hawk
#

Rage ends

obsidian prairie
#

I’ll pull it up in a second

frozen kernel
#

Everyone was like “haha silly knife man” until an enemy assassin death striked our Dragonborn sorcerer

copper hawk
#

Die in a cool and epic display, like the final gasping super nova before the death of a holy star

#

Le epic base revive spell u use on corpses

#

No material cost

#

Revived in the backline

#

Say ur edgy voice line and go back 2 combat

#

If ur dm is nice he'll let u rage again

placid fiber
copper hawk
frozen kernel
#

Coolest thing our DM ever did was let me get a sneak attack using a swivel gun cannon on an airship

#

Because it’s technically a ranged weapon

placid fiber
#

tfw you get spacing checked by your DM with fireball <.<

copper hawk
#

Sneak attack w my bombard

#

Let me do it..

modern lintel
#

on my half orc goliath barbarian i carried around a barrel of gunpowder for like 5 sessions before deciding to use it on a boss and accidentally killed myself with it

copper hawk
#

Zealot barbarian multi rogue is so fucking fun man

copper hawk
#

Barbarian 2 barbarian player..

#

That's peak..

#

If ur not killing urself like a moron r u rlly playin barbarian..

frozen kernel
#

I was sneak attacking goblins with a fucking greataxe

modern lintel
#

i used it as mainly an intimidation tool up untill then it worked p well

placid fiber
frozen kernel
#

The flaming greatsword you get from the tutorial cambion with sneak attack went crazy KEKW_ogryn

visual stream
modern lintel
#

i used rapier on my bard gnome and lowkey hated how the only rlly good one was locked into act 3

obsidian prairie
placid fiber
# copper hawk Yes

who needs to be revived by their second wind if they just use it before they get downed?

#

.>

frozen kernel
#

Bonus points for mage slayer if they’re still alive by their next turn

#

Our fighter managed to walk through a fucking prismatic wall once

hushed knoll
placid fiber
frozen kernel
#

Proceeded to get lucky on half the rolls, tanked the rest, and proceeded to beat the wizard to death

#

Indomitable is very strong

umbral kindle
copper hawk
frozen kernel
#

Assassin barb enaBlush

copper hawk
#

No more rage against death

#

THEY FUCKING RUINED MY BROKEN CLASS !!!!!

placid fiber
modern lintel
#

barb multi classed into fighter for action surge is peak

obsidian prairie
#

Danger sense isn't dumb anymore

copper hawk
#

Oh cool

obsidian prairie
#

This one is just fucking funny

frozen kernel
placid fiber
obsidian prairie
#

Thats the entire subclass

placid fiber
#

Ah

obsidian prairie
#

It fits on one page cause the book was designed well

placid fiber
#

aw

#

but I liked having 2 or 3 pages for 1 subclass

obsidian prairie
placid fiber
obsidian prairie
#

This is base

#

This is just 5.5 barbarian

placid fiber
visual stream
obsidian prairie
placid fiber
#

Oh

obsidian prairie
#

twice level

frozen kernel
obsidian prairie
#

Its 40 hp at 20

visual stream
#

When I'm so unbearably malding that I know how to track and hunt small game better

obsidian prairie
#

Primal knowledge is just fucking funny

#

When you're so strong you sneak through the entire encampment

frozen kernel
#

It’s the Batman clip

placid fiber
frozen kernel
#

They saw you. They were just smart enough to not engage

copper hawk
obsidian prairie
#

I feel like you aren't sneaking at all and people who see you just ignore you because good gods they are not fucking with you

visual stream
#

I wonder if the barbarian is just like heavily breathing angrily the whole time they do these things

copper hawk
#

Which path is this ??

obsidian prairie
#

I have exclusively posted base bard besides the zealot page

copper hawk
#

WAT ??

#

THIS IS NORMAL BARB ??

placid fiber
frozen kernel
copper hawk
#

So all barbs get that ??

visual stream
copper hawk
#

That's like a bootleg and more balanced rage against death

obsidian prairie
copper hawk
#

For everyone ??

#

Nvm..

frozen kernel
#

Intimidation should be CHA/STR anyway

copper hawk
#

Im no longer angy ..

placid fiber
obsidian prairie
#

You also get control options via brutal strike

frozen kernel
#

I haven’t met a DM that doesn’t let the STR characters intimidate

#

Because wtf

visual stream
#

Intimidation being completely unaffected by strength is so strange

placid fiber
#

Yeah

frozen kernel
#

Why is a creepy greasy dude (warlock) scarier than a brick shithouse covered in scars and tattoos?

placid fiber
frozen kernel
#

If either of them talk to you, you’ll want to call the guards

placid fiber
#

because bigger stronger guys should be more intimidating lol

obsidian prairie
#

Make some skills versatile

#

2 stats

frozen kernel
#

I wouldn’t say just STR

placid fiber
#

Yeah strength and charisma

frozen kernel
#

Because if Steve Buscemi started threatening my life I’d be equally as uncomfortable as if it were Shaq

visual stream
placid fiber
visual stream
visual stream
copper hawk
#

Nah

visual stream
copper hawk
#

I gonna homebrew zealot

#

Rage beyond death

#

Too good of an ability

#

It makes sense though

frozen kernel
copper hawk
#

W the bootleg second wind bag o dice

rocky nacelle
#

consume

#

i consume the lasaga

copper hawk
#

W rbd it'd be busted

visual stream
#

I think nature and religion should work the same tbh

obsidian prairie
#

Also world tree barbarian with the casual 20 foot reach

frozen kernel
#

Like survival makes sense as INT/WIS because you can read a thousand books, or you could be dumb as shit and taught by your pa

#

Either way you can tie a knot

copper hawk
#

Ive had it where a fight ends and my char just dies

#

Many such cases

frozen kernel
#

Constitution having no skills is a good meme, not sure if 5.5 fixes that

visual stream
#

Because religious and nature classes using wisdom as a very important score and almost never specing intelligence, despite both of those being intelligence abilities, is so so stupid

placid fiber
visual stream
#

When I've been a druid for my whole entire life but some bumblefuck shut-in knows more about how nature works than me

#

Yeah right

copper hawk
frozen kernel
#

Sigh

copper hawk
#

Astaghfirullah

placid fiber
frozen kernel
#

I’ve hated Wisdom being the perception stat

copper hawk
placid fiber
#

I feel like wisdom and intelligence being used for perception would make some sense

obsidian prairie
#

Also why tf were you guys coping about no relentless endurance

obsidian prairie
#

Its right here

rocky nacelle
#

i stomp on that emoji

#

squish

copper hawk
#

Oh they just give it to orc

#

Peak..

frozen kernel
#

Rogue especially. Hilarious to be a master of stealth that can’t see shit

placid fiber
obsidian prairie
frozen kernel
#

I should’ve said 4th stat for barb

copper hawk
#

Barbarians stay winning

#

Dude,,

obsidian prairie
#

Oh yeah these exist

#

Martials get mastery with 2-3 weapons

copper hawk
#

Idk y ppl hate mastery

#

It's fucking awesome

obsidian prairie
#

and can do one of these dependent on which

#

I think its super cool

copper hawk
#

Especially if u play martials

#

Yah lmfao

#

It's literally bg3

frozen kernel
#

I haven’t seen much of 5.5

copper hawk
#

And literally any other turnbased rpg

obsidian prairie
#

all the d8/d10 sticks do something different now

copper hawk
#

Like zrogue trader

#

Or battle bros

frozen kernel
#

Seems like a lot of classes just feel much more powerful

visual stream
#

Intimidation should be Cha/Str, then Nature, Religion, and Medicine should be Wis/Int

obsidian prairie
#

Heavy being a str/dex requirement is so much better

frozen kernel
#

Which is great for some parties, I’m sure the grimdork hardcore players will mald about it

placid fiber
frozen kernel
#

But fuck em

#

Ima Google the pdf

#

I wanna see what changed

copper hawk
#

I do play fizard

#

Wizard fighter is pawesome

frozen kernel
#

Current campaign is on ice because our DM fell out of love with 5e

obsidian prairie
#

Theres so much cool stuff

frozen kernel
#

“I hate that some of the martial characters will wait like 5-10 minutes for their turn in a massive combat just to be like I whack

copper hawk
#

I need 2 take Azaezal out 4 a spin again ,,

obsidian prairie
#

Sheets are also way better

copper hawk
#

When 5.5 drops ,,

#

Havent used him in a campaogn for many moonz ,,

obsidian prairie
#

It already dropped

frozen kernel
#

He wanted to give people more options, kinda like 4e had

#

But went the route of creating a new system

obsidian prairie
#

I own physical PH and DMG

placid fiber
visual stream
copper hawk
#

Ohg

frozen kernel
#

Wonder if Hexblade is still BiS warlock

copper hawk
#

I dont wanna campaign w strangers n randoms on a discords again

visual stream
#

Ankle slash (not called that but yk), Cleave, gaping wound or whatever

copper hawk
#

Last one was freaky

visual stream
#

Those things add to martial gameplay

obsidian prairie
frozen kernel
copper hawk
#

I dont like my characters being fetishized

#

Grr..

modern lintel
copper hawk
frozen kernel
#

I sat in for a CP2020 session and while they weren’t a bad group, their DM gave me a weird vibe

#

So I never came back

obsidian prairie
copper hawk
#

The thingz we do for love ,,

obsidian prairie
#

Pact of the blade

frozen kernel
#

The CP:Red system sucks fat wang and I hope I never have to play it again

obsidian prairie
#

Oh yeah blade chain and book are invocations now

placid fiber
#

how to avoid being disarmed in dnd as a fighter:

frozen kernel
#

I’d rather play Lancer and spend an eternity doing movement

obsidian prairie
#

You can take all or none

frozen kernel
obsidian prairie
copper hawk
#

Book..

frozen kernel
#

Like, are voice of the chain master and shit build in now

obsidian prairie
#

I'd have to pull up a comparison

visual stream
#

Look at Archfey Warlock

#

It's so fucking cool

#

At least the Steps of the Fae stuff

frozen kernel
#

Something that I hated about 5e

#

Was if you went blastlock

visual stream
#

Like 3 or 4 free Misty Steps per long rest.. oughmff

frozen kernel
#

And didn’t pick fiend

#

You were silly

copper hawk
#

Nerdz

median steeple
#

I don't care how good the other warlock pacts are I will only play great old one

frozen kernel
#

Because GOOlock gets resistance to psychic damage at level 12

obsidian prairie
#

Celestial (my beloved) is base book now

frozen kernel
#

MEANWHILE

#

FRIGGEN FIEND

#

GETS TO CHOOSE

#

ANY RESISTANCE AT THE START OF THE DAY

#

SAME LEVEL

visual stream
#

Are artificers in 2024 officially?

copper hawk
#

This makes me want 2 get back into battle brothers ,, whenever i play on duh pooter instead of tt that focus heavily on melee combat

frozen kernel
#

Plus other features

copper hawk
#

I rember how borin it is in 5e.,,

obsidian prairie
#

They get 2 things now

copper hawk
#

5.5 is cool w masteries now,,

copper hawk
frozen kernel
copper hawk
#

Thought Shield psychic backblast

frozen kernel
#

That just kept over

#

Thought Shield was in 5e as the only thing you got

copper hawk
#

Mindflayer biting into my brain and dying instantly like the rfk brainworm as 10 hours of poopmadness content is passed into its brain

visual stream
#

In the first session of a new campaign recently I used Hex: Constitution on a fat old man who was harassing a barmaid

frozen kernel
#

Eldritch Hex is really nice though because aside from the bonus damage

visual stream
#

He started pissing himself and having a heart attack

copper hawk
#

Lmfao

visual stream
#

The best part

frozen kernel
#

Nobody is making any ability checks in combat aside from STR/DEX checks on grapple

obsidian prairie
#

Celestial turning dead allies into bombs

frozen kernel
#

So the second part of hex is just unused most of the time

rocky nacelle
frozen kernel
#

And it’s effectively just hunters mask with edgy flavor

copper hawk
#

Grapple.. reminds me.. of giant frogs/toads..

#

Grr..

#

I HATE FROGS !!

visual stream
#

I started pretending I was having a seizure so I could get away with casting the spell in public

copper hawk
#

I am traumatized

frozen kernel
#

I got briefly vored by a gluttonous bag demon

visual stream
#

Verbal and Somatic being covered by a seizure is one of the best ideas I've ever had

frozen kernel
#

Patron gave me a bottomless bag with a catch

frozen kernel
#

Had to fight the bag fiend to earn his respect

#

He ate me

copper hawk
#

LMFAO

frozen kernel
#

I dimension door’d out

#

“It fucking reeks in there”

fleet zealot
obsidian prairie
#

I still wish these d6's were modified

frozen kernel
#

Once we beat his ass he fell asleep and guards my shit

#

Now uh

#

I kinda broke up with god

median steeple
#

as you do

frozen kernel
#

Because god turned out to be an evil world eating serpent diety and that wasn’t very cash money

fleet zealot
#

coward

visual stream
#

"I kinda broke up with god"

median steeple
#

not the divine snussy......

obsidian prairie
#

Oh yeah deep one got this

broken walrus
#

I hate it when the deity I worship is some eldritch abomination

#

fuckin mondays

obsidian prairie
#

Oops all psychic damage

fleet zealot
visual stream
median steeple
#

Orikan

visual stream
#

Or it would be if Warlock's bread and butter wasn't force damage on eldritch blast, which BYPASSES RESISTANCES

frozen kernel
median steeple
#

The one TTRPG I wanna play with people is deathwatch, I know that shit is not balanced but I don't care

#

shit is cool

frozen kernel
#

However we did get Fable 3’d

#

That was our cliffhanger

obsidian prairie
frozen kernel
#

We reach the palace, entire council except one guy is gone

placid fiber
frozen kernel
#

“Y’all are fools. Darkness is coming. Good luck”

visual stream
hushed knoll
#

Ykwlm?

obsidian prairie
#

40k

#

Its about a deathwatch squad as the party

visual stream
median steeple
#

a 14 year old 40k ttrpg where you play as deathwatch

placid fiber
visual stream
#

Leaving the I uncapitalized feels icky

hushed knoll
median steeple
#

it's cool and stupid

broken walrus
#

fuck I thought 14 years old was like 1996, its 2010

placid fiber
#

lol

placid fiber
visual stream
placid fiber
tawdry leaf
#

does restoring faith replensih the toughness too

#

or just health?

placid fiber
#

just health

obsidian prairie
#

Just HP

tawdry leaf
#

ty

obsidian prairie
#

Its 20% HP DR with strings attached

hexed igloo
#

Restoring vintage 1980s cheese cutter

tawdry leaf
#

still sounds good given zealots lower toughness

obsidian prairie
#

Wtf you mean lower toughness

tawdry leaf
#

(im new to zealot lol)

placid fiber
#

lol

#

lower toughness lol

hexed igloo
tawdry leaf
fleet zealot
#

i don't have that

#

i don't think i can acquire that

obsidian prairie
#

We have more DR than ogryn

placid fiber
tawdry leaf
placid fiber
#

so you're used to omega overkill

copper hawk
#

Lathlander.. my beloved..

obsidian prairie
#

also this

#

Source of all goodness

placid fiber
copper hawk
#

Blood for the Morninglord.. skullz 4 the new dawn..

tawdry leaf
#

i was going for immolation grenades

obsidian prairie
#

By a lot

#

yes

tawdry leaf
#

okay

#

ty

obsidian prairie
#

Its like revolver if it didn't do cara damage and was a single button input

#

You press button and knife is thrown

#

And it oneshots everything below ragers with zero investment (on headshot, rip 877 damage vs trapper)

broken walrus
#

sometimes I turn and the special is dead before my brain registers its there. Tknife is slick once you get used to using it

obsidian prairie
#

Lets you pop bursters too

placid fiber
visual stream
obsidian prairie
#

1 tick of chorus and point blank burster pop as movetech

visual stream
#

I aspire to be this Jeff

tawdry leaf
placid fiber
#

And?

tawdry leaf
#

idk just

placid fiber
obsidian prairie
#

Vet doesn't have an easy 80% TDR

tawdry leaf
obsidian prairie
#

x0.21575390625 damage

copper hawk
#

My hs build uses this

#

My serious one anyways

#

I looooove stalwart..

obsidian prairie
#

I run this with taxe

#

Maximum monkey mode

obsidian prairie
#

I don't like running stalwart on builds that don't have more than 30% crit without scourge

copper hawk
#

Heby swod..

median steeple
#

hate

copper hawk
#

Blocked

#

W r never showing out hunt down

#

AGAIN

median steeple
copper hawk
#

I redownloaded it

#

AND played it

#

Many timez

median steeple
#

nuh uh

placid fiber
#

ur holding the shield wrong cica

#

ur supposed to put it on your feet