#zealot-class
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Yeah with my chastise + crit build I can pop a chastise every 12 seconds
Near immortality via anger
whats helvez
12 whole seconds of going slow eh
Half races
Simply backstab or crit 3 heretics and zoom
Sad !
:(
I want to go fast
maybe someday they come back...
If I have to compromise power for game feel I will
me to the bag of 3 mixed shredded cheeses
play psyker then
at 4 am
I want to play fast zealot
ur bad at fast zealot
I shit on u in term of being pro
so dont

nuh uh
You're the one who wants the most power over fun
turbo hacker more like
You do you
cica show me ur favorit elves
u better post some sick clips later...
Nop
U hateth me
Elves ?
If medal decides to actually work if not I’ll use caveman steam recording
why dont they exist in dnd anymore?
also carying what wotc thinks is like caring what GW thinks
they might have been too op <.<
thanks for the game losers but well take it from here
U HATETH me

nuh
oh
Racista or somethin idk
wotc said it was racial fetishization or something like that
I 4get
because orcs or whatever
@copper hawk what are your thoughts about a kobold barbarian?
But the new handbook says no more half races OR racial bonuses
thats stupid this is why homebrew is king
Double stabber or bust
I hate kobolds so
Fair
wizards of the coast unironically just went "mixed race children? cringe"
All I know is I got to play as one for an arena fight one time lol
otherwise iirc I was a wood elf
Troo
a wood elf fighter
I use him for any like pick up and play
in the 1 dnd game I did
but no oomfies play it
I do online
Troo..
i only ever played like 2 sessions of a campaign
Ive played Many Sessions
so how do orcs work as full orc i dont think was ever a playable only half orcs
NEEEEEEEEEERD
Ur just an orc
No half orcs
"how do orcs work"
But u get no racial bonuses
you're an orc
Like the uh
I only had 1 campaign with like 5 or 6 sessions :/
Relentless Endurance Horcs got
1 of which was a 1 shot where I was a kobold barbarian in an arena
Where you could roll to make a fatal hit reduce you to one hit point once per long rest
orcs were if i remember it in league as goblins as just a mob race
so did they change anything w having them be full fledged now instead of half
I dont think so
mogged by Gork and Mork
reject gruumsh... become a lawful good orc necromancer lol
my first ever dnd character was a half orc goliath bamed morg
Not even half races???
Literally just different colored people lmao
Orc is now green ryan gosling
my favorite tho unironicly was a human fighter named riemann who befriended dracula after i rolled lowest initiative and watched him absolutely mollywhop our other 5 members
Ayo……
aww man... rip dark vision
Welp I'm going back to my couch so I can use the heating pad I have on my back... my back got really irritated today by the end of my shift at work x.x
this is actually insane now that you say it
whats the point playing a gnome w out the racial bonuses over say a dwarf i guess now
if there are no racial bonuses then elves and other races with it no longer have dark vision :/
yeah lol
an elf an orc and a human are now the same
actually insane
like... that's literally mid af
best way to make dnd not fun
you're just a different sized or colored person...
no bonuses
no fun things you can use
:/
are they making a 6e or are they just updating 5e to work this way
i have no idea iv never done anything magic related on tabletop
unless you count i think it was gloom stalker ranger and that fucking sucked
i think they get some cantrips
I feel like racial bonuses in dnd are half the fun of trying out a different race with a different class
well dnd 5 already made races way less unique than they were in 3
even in 5e tho they were still unique enough to feel different
maybe not super unique, but, they still felt different
and I only did 1 campaign that never got finished lol
if you remove racial bonuses altogether it's just... I'm not sure I'd even want to play dnd again at that point
"Oh boy, I get to play the green flavor this time"...
why even have racial alignments at that point
what was wotc thinking? huh playing an orc gives me +1 strength and -1 int
better become a super racist now!!!!!
like i said thanks for the game losers but well take it from here
they're more or less doing what bethesda did to the elder scrolls... oh boy... skyrim edition of dnd...
stats? Pffft those don't exist
hjoly
I just had epic moment
too bad i did not record it
i killed 4 specials with 1 revolver shot
and i did not even see thme, i was just shooting into flames
Do they not still have their specific passives?
I think shat is melting down over the racial bonuses being more flexible than they were before a little too much
One of the plus sides of that flexibility is that you aren't shoehorned into playing a race you don't really wanna play just because it's SO much more optimal than other races for the class/build you want
You don't want to play as a specific race? Racist
Watch Warhammer 40,000: Darktide and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos captured using Medal.
YES AND I'M PROUD
You want to play as a specific race because of their stats? Racist
True and real, although not the point I was making
Good on you for opening up about it though
Fantasy racism is always cool kids
fantasy racism is always cool kids
YO
Lmao I saw that
I feel like a lot, if not most, people choose a race and a class in spite of whether or not it is optimal
I wish we could dismember bosses
It's definitely a looming voice
I didn't play as a wood elf fighter to be optimal when I did the 1 campaign I did, I chose the race and class because that's what I wanted to do. Sure some people will try to min max the game... not everyone does that tho
I just don't understand what exactly is lost since we still have the specifc race and subrace passives
We get more flexibility in what stats we increase and that's mostly it IIRC
what is gained tho? You're taking away unique features of the races for what? So that the game caters to more people?
Flexibility
The ability to make more races than one or two optimal for a class/subclass or playstyle
Encouraging more and different playstyles
I feel like they're just trying to make the game a game for more people... and a game for everyone is a game for no one. :/
Well everyone are people so if you have specific races being different that's racist
theyre not people tho
I could say the same thing about many things
people are all one race orc/elves/dwarves are not people so should not have the same stats
If you want to get into technicalities people doesn't have anything to do with race
i hate elves so much bros....
I love elves so much bros....
Sure I get flexibility... but... who really is asking for the flexibility to begin with? People who like min maxing?
People minmax the fun out of everything
they dont love noobs back though
*they don't love you
I don't care if I am an orc, it won't stop me from trying an orc wizard sometime
even with -1 to int
I get all the elfussy
i dont think thats true
I don't think you're cool
Witcher elves being mogged by humans
Everything in the Witcher universe getting mogged by geralt
while dnd is indeed a game... I feel like it's more a role playing experience first, and a game second
Dies from a peasant with a pitchfork
Honduras been cooking up the most racist paragraph known to man for like 5 minutes
elf lovers when the TES elves enter the room
Looking at it a little more and almost every if not every race got even more traits than they had, or buffs to pre-existing traits from pre-2024, and it makes sense that what you've done for a living is a better indicator of your stats than your race in almost every instance
Khajiit are cool in TES from what I know of them
i hate all elves in every universe 
Something something pelinal whitestrake
Peak knife gameplay?
@stone fern also bro I’m sorry if I was throwing when we played today
I’m lowkey afraid I was useless
its ok i only had enough braincells for one game anyways 
so it doesn't matter if the race is more likely to have an advantage in strength?
I promise if we play again I’ll be better
Wanna try havoc 30 tomorrow?
uhhhhhhhhhhhh most likely yeah
Awesome
because both orcs and gnomes having the same baseline for strength before what they did for a living and what their class is... it just doesn't make sense
that sounds extremely weird
Yeah
orcs should always have a major boost to strength and a minor debuff to agility
or intelligence
I get trying to make each race more flexible, but, this is basically the end result
real and same
This is the only thing I understand raising an eyebrow at because orcs are in between human and space marine level physical strength
I don't think it's that deep for everything else
There are other comparisons that could be made
A dwarf working in an office job for his whole life before adventuring is not gonna be as hardy as a gnome who's toiled away in the mines for years
And that makes sense to me
Like a wood elf and a human having the same baseline of dexterity before class and how they grew up
before any modifiers
Oh boy
remove something special about wood elves and say "oh but they get extra movement"
I like the separation of race and stats
They were already going for it before 5.5
yea, it's stop some level of meta gaming
Why yes, we should in fact make the trained acrobat of (different race) less nimble than a wood elf who's been nobility and done nothing with his body
more reason to pick race/class combos that were suboptimal
cause ability scores were that important
Being locked to all the big strong races for a strength fighter was lame
I feel like you are overestimating how many people were metagaming
Because it feels bad to be punished for wanting to do something different
They even had the replacement of +2 +1 in monsters of the multiverse
Being a different race than one of the good ones for that class is like going down middle zealot tree
You could just pick where your race stats went
i think you are underestimating
pick your +2/+1 or 3*+1s is just, healthier
I like making strong characters, but not game obliterating stuff
I like to feel useful
So having to choose from like 4 races out of 12 or whatever cause I wanted to play fighter is lame
I think it’s just +2 +1 in 5.5
Yeah p. sure
3 +1’s was a cool option
I guess
pictured
6th e high elf thats indisguinishable from a human without any magical superiority
They get innate magic
no magic nor blade profeciency
How does the new purging flame penance work now
Can they die from anything as long as my grenade set them on fire
Doesn't really matter as long as people have fun
I think you can still custom origin
U get mechanics from one race as well as flavor
Tasha’s rules on making a race are still valid
As someone of mixed race the section where they cite half orcs and half humans as being "othered" and that's problematic
It's reality lmfak
Lmfao*
I'm not entirely welcome in Hispanic communities because I wasn't raised by my Mexican mother enough to learn Spanish, I'm "othered" from them
They even have a slur for people like me
In Spanish anyways idk if im allowed 2 repeat slurs in different languages here
probably not
wasnt half elf like one of the most popular things to play as
Idk where foreign language slurs rank in an English speaking discord
guess it doesn't exist anymore
Any cantrip from wizard spell list for free that you can change every long rest gang
That's pretty good magic intuition for someone who doesn't study it
Friendly reminder that the 2024 book explicitly states you can use older material
I liked playing half orcs because that's how I felt personally
Like how they fit in the world
Im a person of halves
But im in the minority
Like they said in the post, people pick the races for their benefits
I picked them for the character interaction and rp potential
you are now green
#as long as the gm permits it
don't use slurs, at all
Relentless Endurance was cool
and I fee llike some gms will burn you at the stake if you try to
Half-elf was the noncommittal "human but not human" race imo
Even w the horc fizard I used
simply play pathfinder 2e instead
But it was cool
The racial traits... still exist?
I want the rereleased starfinder core to come out
wrath of the rightious W
I know they are going for full compatibility with PF2E
LMFAOOO SO TROO
WotR is pf 1e unfort 😔
It’s so funny pressing r2
I saw 0 hitmarkers
I play on ps
Chat I'm about to get racist (console player confirmed in chat)
Ill probs combine the two
((Is jealous that PS5 runs Darktide on better graphics than my PC ^))
My hit markers never show up
But RAW probs means i cant actually mix the two
Like
For the best of both
I’m clearly
Both*
Hitting stuff
which I'm pretty sure like skele said the gm can just overrule this
But yea
breath of the goog....
I like the new way they're treating like distributing race based stuff in mixed characters but
they do but you arent hitting anything

you killed that flamer tho
those graphic changes are pretty much just going to reduce the load on the GPU
a game like darktide is pretty cpu limited for the most part, so unless your GPU is comically much weaker than your CPU, I don't think there's much improvement to be made
Then why did stuff die
Aura
Fire
Other people and or all the fucking fire on the ground
Erm..
Real photo of me playing zealot
GM can overrule anything and everything and they can also homebrew or allow your homebrewed cool stuff
When you sit at the table the GM is the law unless they tell you straight up "I want everything that exists in this game to be by the books RAW"
Yeeees.. let me play lycanthrope as my half race...
Me fr :3
Yeeeees u wont regret it....
some meat buns sound good right about now
Lycanthropy is so fun
i do hate this
they should have just
full sent it
if races could make mixed children
My man
there should just various bloodlines, especially in more accepting areas and less in noble ones, unless the DM wants to have some ooo spicy high class rumors that the Elf Queen has some human blood
I play an elf hating halfie in our current campaign
but fine, i'll rest with the whole "you can flavor your character as being half/mixed lineage"
High elves would 100% hate half elves
“Ugh, fuckin elves…”
”You’re an elf”
“Yeah but they’re like…Elvish”
Troo !
Byeah
Agwee
This but in reverse
We dont like half orcs because it's racist and we dont want people to feel othered
of course cica has werewolf infatuation the jokes
But what if i feel othered irl and want to play that experience in game
It's okay for things to be sad in your game
Play token human and just be racist to everything
I played a fey racist once
i asked yam earlier us the no racial bonuses coming with a 6e or are they changing 5e @copper hawk
What I'd find funny is if people were like "we're gonna be werewolves" and the gm was like "Okay, but, btw werewolves take fall damage now"
Larian releasing the “average” character across the entire playerbase
And it’s a white human man
Brown hair
Blue eyes
That'll be my character sheet mr dm sir.. yes the mid twenties human fighter for me..
Changing 5e
unepic
Fwiu
Some people that made good looking gith went off
But like carpet said
might have to learn 4e
This is coming w the new handbook
the devs didnt like that
I thought the frog people were irredeemable and then I saw a cute one like “oh damn NICE”
And the new phb says explicitly u can use the old rules
Cuz they probably know how unpopular this change will be lol
human male fighter.
But stats will be the same
It'll be funny when they get blocked by the gm saying "While that is something in the rulebook... I am reneging it"
When I saw this with “White dudes that main Black Panther” I choked on my drink
In an effort to not make our world inherent racist by making half races be mostly w humans cuz it makes it appear like humans are the baseline and "normal"
We will do this by removing the unique things between the races
didn't know how to spell renege so I asked uncle google lol
So everything ia gentrified
In an effort to not be racist they gentrified the races to be more average, like humans
Fucking wicked man
In pathfinder half orcs have human traits and still get to make tusk attacks
Hage
my favorite little fword bard gnome
Lmfao
I HATE GNOMES
I FUCKING HATE GNOMES !!
I hate them almost as much as i hate koboldz..
wtf
And that's almost as much as i hate GOBBOZ
you play elf dont u
Halfling > Gnome
Don’t look at my pfp
Tusked
Requirement(s) Half-Orc, Orc
Benefit(s) Huge, sharp tusks bulge from your mouth, and you receive a bite attack (1d4 damage for Medium characters). If used as part of a full attack action, the bite attack is made at your full base attack bonus –5.
pathfinder being superior
what about half gnome goblins?
I dont love elf kabru or anything
gnome are whimsical and epic halfing are just short hungry ppl
This is like a Chihuahua Bulldog mix
Why the long face 
In the post they talked about how like
exactly lol
I don’t want to think about it being created
Half centaurs are possible
how the fuck
i dont think gnomes can be half breed can they
"I dont know how but if there's a will there's a way" - quote from the article
do you make a half centaur
Idk ask vaush
what about uh... half orc dragonborns
Gnomes are tiny dorks, halflings are courageous lil guys
imagine being a half orc goblin
yes ok i cast bomb fuck you
hobgoblin basically
tho... wouldn't that be half orc, 1/4th dragon, 1/4th whatever race the dragon slept with?
German shep/lab + Great Dane
Correct
cause aren't dragonborns half dragons to begin with?
Lmfao
It’s complicated?
Like kobolds are technically dragons, I forget the technicality
Like cousin-adjacent
So it’s almost cute when they look up to one
Same way a pug is a wolf
That explains why cica hates them, cica must hate dragons
FUCK kobolds
😳
Simple as
hates gnomes and goblins
Icky
cica definitely a durgar
Bumpy weird
Ive never made a dorf char b4 actually
I’d rather play a gnome than a dwarf
I played a dorf campaign as my horc
fantasy setting
look inside
human
It was awesome

Token horc in the dorf group
in dragon age inq you have warrior elves that use a warhammer in ruins which always stuck with me
WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY HUMANS IN FANTASY
I’d play a fat gnome trying to blend into an all dorf party before playing an actual dwarf
That was my ogryn's namesake horc too
dwarfs get the unique spike armor where they can throw themselves at enemies as an attk i think which is cool
Ukbuk gra-Ungol
Love her..
Yes i took the skyrim naming convention
FUCK u
(Its cool)

WHO DO PEOPLE SELF INSERT THEMSELVES INTO ROLEPLAYING GAMES 
skyrim orcs are epic
I’ve come to respect the boring human pick
dnd kind of stinky but
Because it’s often the non-gamer gf/bf choice
human being able to get a feat first lvl i think it is was epic
I like to make characters that look half like me and half like something else
because in WoW night elves couldn't be paladins at that time
And the half something else has some flair or slay to it
orc monk is cool idea
This is why I make Banxette in a lot of games
so sera from DA:I
and I didn't want to be short <.<
the anti elfy elf
They gave it a giant second wind pool in 5.5
This but fuck Sera she was annoying
she's got her screws loose but i liked her
Like 4d12 or something stupid at the level they get it
I saw a tiktok about zealot barbarians before I even knew they existed
WE STAY BROKEN !!!!!!!
No free revives though
Just don’t die
IT'S SO COOOIL
They made that so much easier
rip cica's dream of being a half orc zealot barbarian...
Rage ends
I’ll pull it up in a second
Everyone was like “haha silly knife man” until an enemy assassin death striked our Dragonborn sorcerer
Die in a cool and epic display, like the final gasping super nova before the death of a holy star
Le epic base revive spell u use on corpses
No material cost
Revived in the backline
Say ur edgy voice line and go back 2 combat
If ur dm is nice he'll let u rage again
as 5 fireballs land on where you were revived

Coolest thing our DM ever did was let me get a sneak attack using a swivel gun cannon on an airship
Because it’s technically a ranged weapon
tfw you get spacing checked by your DM with fireball <.<
on my half orc goliath barbarian i carried around a barrel of gunpowder for like 5 sessions before deciding to use it on a boss and accidentally killed myself with it
Zealot barbarian multi rogue is so fucking fun man
LMFAO
Barbarian 2 barbarian player..
That's peak..
If ur not killing urself like a moron r u rlly playin barbarian..
BG3 early access let rogues sneak attack with anything
I was sneak attacking goblins with a fucking greataxe
i used it as mainly an intimidation tool up untill then it worked p well
wait if you were able to rage beyond death couldn't you use second wind since you weren't downed yet?
The flaming greatsword you get from the tutorial cambion with sneak attack went crazy 
Bonus action dash as a barbarian sounds funny
i used rapier on my bard gnome and lowkey hated how the only rlly good one was locked into act 3
Yes
who needs to be revived by their second wind if they just use it before they get downed?
.>
enemy wizard misty steps away
bonus action dash
reckless attack
Bonus points for mage slayer if they’re still alive by their next turn
Our fighter managed to walk through a fucking prismatic wall once
Hello carpets
I mean... unless you were hit by a dragon(or something else hella strong) you probably aren't below the average roll of 4d12
Proceeded to get lucky on half the rolls, tanked the rest, and proceeded to beat the wizard to death
Indomitable is very strong
When I was playing BG3 with a friend he decided to make his barbarian multi into rogue and all I could think of was
Oh
Assassin barb 
rip
barb multi classed into fighter for action surge is peak
Danger sense isn't dumb anymore
Oh cool
This one is just fucking funny
Warrior of the Gods is fucking INSANE WHAT
what's the next page?
Thats the entire subclass
Ah
It fits on one page cause the book was designed well
Look at this entire block (you'll like the last part)
is this the subclass that gets second wind?
so... could you use relentless rage and then use the subclass's second wind to put yourself back above 0 hp?
When I'm so fucking angry I see better
Relentless resets you to 22 at base
Oh
twice level
Gritting your teeth and flexing to make your footsteps quieter
Its 40 hp at 20
When I'm so unbearably malding that I know how to track and hunt small game better
Primal knowledge is just fucking funny
When you're so strong you sneak through the entire encampment
It’s the Batman clip
wait you can use a strength check for your stealth check? lol
They saw you. They were just smart enough to not engage
What ??? They took this from zealot and gave it to someone else ??
I feel like you aren't sneaking at all and people who see you just ignore you because good gods they are not fucking with you
I wonder if the barbarian is just like heavily breathing angrily the whole time they do these things
Which path is this ??
*everyone
I have exclusively posted base bard besides the zealot page
I CAST MUSCLES! I AM NOW INVISIBLE
“Acrobatics, intimidation, perception, stealth, survival”
So all barbs get that ??
"That guy is for fucking sure going to bite my throat if I make any indication that I see him, fuck that"
That's like a bootleg and more balanced rage against death
Yes
Intimidation should be CHA/STR anyway
Im no longer angy ..
lol I AM SO STRONK I AM HIDDEN
You also get control options via brutal strike
Intimidation being completely unaffected by strength is so strange
Yeah
Why is a creepy greasy dude (warlock) scarier than a brick shithouse covered in scars and tattoos?
It should be affected by strength, tbh
If either of them talk to you, you’ll want to call the guards
because bigger stronger guys should be more intimidating lol
I wouldn’t say just STR
Yeah strength and charisma
Because if Steve Buscemi started threatening my life I’d be equally as uncomfortable as if it were Shaq
The 120 pound warlock saying he's gonna eldritch blast you or something
maybe add half of you strength and charisma modifiers to your intimidation roll?
OwO
Notices you
The 300 pound biological brick house
Nah
HI STAN
I gonna homebrew zealot
Rage beyond death
Too good of an ability
It makes sense though
Tbh I think doing it like finesse would be ideal. You just use the higher stat for some skills
W the bootleg second wind bag o dice
W rbd it'd be busted
Tru
I think nature and religion should work the same tbh
Also world tree barbarian with the casual 20 foot reach
Like survival makes sense as INT/WIS because you can read a thousand books, or you could be dumb as shit and taught by your pa
Either way you can tie a knot
Constitution having no skills is a good meme, not sure if 5.5 fixes that
Because religious and nature classes using wisdom as a very important score and almost never specing intelligence, despite both of those being intelligence abilities, is so so stupid
ties self up
When I've been a druid for my whole entire life but some bumblefuck shut-in knows more about how nature works than me
Yeah right
Still doesn't
Freak ?? Wtf ??
Sigh
Astaghfirullah
lol tfw cica calls you the freak
I’ve hated Wisdom being the perception stat

I feel like wisdom and intelligence being used for perception would make some sense
Also why tf were you guys coping about no relentless endurance
Its right here
cries in rogue, barb, and fighter having to pump a third stat in order to have working eyes
Rogue especially. Hilarious to be a master of stealth that can’t see shit
I mean I was also thinking dexterity for mental alertness
Barb doesn't anymore at least
I should’ve said 4th stat for barb
I haven’t seen much of 5.5
And literally any other turnbased rpg
all the d8/d10 sticks do something different now
Seems like a lot of classes just feel much more powerful
Intimidation should be Cha/Str, then Nature, Religion, and Medicine should be Wis/Int
Heavy being a str/dex requirement is so much better
Which is great for some parties, I’m sure the grimdork hardcore players will mald about it
b-but... funny magic fighter...
Current campaign is on ice because our DM fell out of love with 5e
Theres so much cool stuff
“I hate that some of the martial characters will wait like 5-10 minutes for their turn in a massive combat just to be like I whack”
I need 2 take Azaezal out 4 a spin again ,,
Sheets are also way better
It already dropped
He wanted to give people more options, kinda like 4e had
But went the route of creating a new system
I own physical PH and DMG
I meant this lol
Could introduce some of the stuff that BG3 decided to homebrew in
Ohg
Wonder if Hexblade is still BiS warlock
I dont wanna campaign w strangers n randoms on a discords again
Ankle slash (not called that but yk), Cleave, gaping wound or whatever
Last one was freaky
Those things add to martial gameplay
Half of hexblades 3rd level got rolled into base balde
oh fuck oh shit I’m so sorry
i might be a freak but i always turned laezel into a wizard cause gith can naturally wear heavy armor
I dont wanna ,, but i haz 2 ,,
I sat in for a CP2020 session and while they weren’t a bad group, their DM gave me a weird vibe
So I never came back
The thingz we do for love ,,
Pact of the blade
The CP:Red system sucks fat wang and I hope I never have to play it again
Oh yeah blade chain and book are invocations now
how to avoid being disarmed in dnd as a fighter:
I’d rather play Lancer and spend an eternity doing movement
You can take all or none
DID CHAIN GET BUFFED
Idk
Book..
Like, are voice of the chain master and shit build in now
I'd have to pull up a comparison
Look at Archfey Warlock
It's so fucking cool
At least the Steps of the Fae stuff
Like 3 or 4 free Misty Steps per long rest.. oughmff
Nerdz
Because GOOlock gets resistance to psychic damage at level 12
Celestial (my beloved) is base book now
MEANWHILE
FRIGGEN FIEND
GETS TO CHOOSE
ANY RESISTANCE AT THE START OF THE DAY
SAME LEVEL
Are artificers in 2024 officially?
This makes me want 2 get back into battle brothers ,, whenever i play on duh pooter instead of tt that focus heavily on melee combat
Plus other features
I rember how borin it is in 5e.,,
They get 2 things now
5.5 is cool w masteries now,,
LMFAO
The saving throws bit is huge
Thought Shield psychic backblast
Mindflayer biting into my brain and dying instantly like the rfk brainworm as 10 hours of poopmadness content is passed into its brain
In the first session of a new campaign recently I used Hex: Constitution on a fat old man who was harassing a barmaid
Eldritch Hex is really nice though because aside from the bonus damage
He started pissing himself and having a heart attack
Lmfao
The best part
Nobody is making any ability checks in combat aside from STR/DEX checks on grapple
Celestial turning dead allies into bombs
So the second part of hex is just unused most of the time
skibidi toilet compilation #23
Grr..
And it’s effectively just hunters mask with edgy flavor
I started pretending I was having a seizure so I could get away with casting the spell in public
I am traumatized
I got briefly vored by a gluttonous bag demon
Verbal and Somatic being covered by a seizure is one of the best ideas I've ever had
Patron gave me a bottomless bag with a catch
LMFAO
I still wish these d6's were modified
Once we beat his ass he fell asleep and guards my shit
Now uh
I kinda broke up with god
as you do
Because god turned out to be an evil world eating serpent diety and that wasn’t very cash money
coward
not the divine snussy......
Oh yeah deep one got this
Oops all psychic damage
That's actually sorta awesome for bypassing resistances I think
Orikan
Or it would be if Warlock's bread and butter wasn't force damage on eldritch blast, which BYPASSES RESISTANCES
We didn’t just create an entire warfare system to play Risk/Warband in 5e and liberate half the continent just to set it on fire dammit
The one TTRPG I wanna play with people is deathwatch, I know that shit is not balanced but I don't care
shit is cool
It doesn't, most stuff just doesn't have resistance to it
We reach the palace, entire council except one guy is gone
... "verbal components"...?
“Y’all are fools. Darkness is coming. Good luck”
Hello carpets
Yeah, ykwIm though
Ykwlm?
What’s that?
That's an I not an L
a 14 year old 40k ttrpg where you play as deathwatch
Yes
Leaving the I uncapitalized feels icky
Is this Star Wars
it's cool and stupid
fuck I thought 14 years old was like 1996, its 2010
lol
Oh
yeah it's 2024 lol
Deimos force sword?
now do a cartwheel
just health
Just HP
ty
Its 20% HP DR with strings attached
Restoring vintage 1980s cheese cutter
still sounds good given zealots lower toughness
Wtf you mean lower toughness
(im new to zealot lol)
If I ever see you putting cheese on apple pie I'm lunging over the table to choke you
lower compared to what im used too
We have more DR than ogryn
are you used to over 200?
yes
so you're used to omega overkill
Lathlander.. my beloved..
cause I can get over 200 toughness on the zealot if I want >.>
Blood for the Morninglord.. skullz 4 the new dawn..
oh that is good. are blades of faith better than immolation grenades?
i was going for immolation grenades
Its like revolver if it didn't do cara damage and was a single button input
You press button and knife is thrown
And it oneshots everything below ragers with zero investment (on headshot, rip 877 damage vs trapper)
sometimes I turn and the special is dead before my brain registers its there. Tknife is slick once you get used to using it
Lets you pop bursters too
case and point @tawdry leaf
1 tick of chorus and point blank burster pop as movetech
I aspire to be this Jeff
i have like 230 on vet
And?
Do you have hit stun immunity and 15% toughness back on dodging?
Vet doesn't have an easy 80% TDR
ty for answering my question 💀
I don't like running stalwart on builds that don't have more than 30% crit without scourge
hate
YOU DELEATED IT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
nuh uh
ur holding the shield wrong cica
ur supposed to put it on your feet







