zealot-class

[opaque island]

the ads feel alot worse lately, i think it depends on the youtuber too sometimes i can watch an hour long video with like 3 or 4 ads, and toehr times its like im getting one every 5 minutes

[gleaming furnace]

Is it weird that I’ve been boycotting YouTube since googl bought it ?

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/field-goal-batman-football-gif-1328977061687017401

[hexed igloo]

Eternal slaps so hard

Ayo this music fire what you listening to?

Main menu

[rapid spire]

Trying to run "Just a flesh wound" penance on zealot, need help with a private game, just need one person I think

[frozen ibex]

Need 1 asian zealot for havoc

[hybrid jewel]

Just asking if anyone wants 21-25 havoc. APAC region.

[frozen ibex]

(APAC)

[hybrid jewel]

Slannesh damn you, I take forever to type on phone reeeeeeeeeeee

[frozen ibex]

[copper hawk]

What the fuck is ur pfp

[modern lintel]

mr pickles

maybe

[muted pike]

Having trouble deciding between Eviscerator and Mk4 Chain Axe

Mk3 Eviscerator and Mk4 ChAxe are my 2 favs of all the melees

[modern lintel]

eviscerator probably the mk7 chain axe is better then the mk4 tho imo

[north sedge]

Now you're just inventing new chain axes

[modern lintel]

mk13

12

[north sedge]

Almost correct

[muted pike]

Both the Mk3 Eviscerator and Mk4 ChAxe have sweeping push attacks, both L1s are overheads, and both H1s are Horizontal sweeps.

Legit my fav moveset.

[north sedge]

I prefer the 4

[fleet zealot]

uhh

[muted pike]

Yeah, Mk4 can delete hordes with push+heavy combo and deletes elites with 1-2 lights

[fleet zealot]

mk3 isn't i think you oversimplified the patterns

Oh i see

nvm

im going to bed

[muted pike]

Debating which of the 2 to go between

[fleet zealot]

mk3 evi has better horde clear while mk4 chaxe has better (and safer single target)

[muted pike]

I love the range of the eviscerator, but my god I love ripping through packs of elites with ChAxe's light chain once the power blessings get rolling

[fleet zealot]

as well as the chaxe having more stagger in general

but evi also has the rev'd H1 to pick out elites in horde tho mk4 chaxe light spam circumvents that

[muted pike]

Mk4 chaxe light spam is brutal man

[slate haven]

My body is a machine that turns Lego starwars into dust collectors on shelves 🥶🥶🥶

Merry Xmas btw

[fleet zealot]

i hired this ferret to stare at you

[muted pike]

I am a returning darktide player, can't use my old fav weapons anymore due to tendinitis/carpal tunnel

[slate haven]

Why he glaring at bro

Wait am I bro?

[muted pike]

Mk4 ChAxe and Mk3 Eviscerator both feel good to play with carpal tunnel

[fleet zealot]

(real answer, owner had to isolate cause they had the flu, so the ferret had to be babysat)

(so the ferret is grumpy from not seeing it's owner)

[frozen kernel]

Your laspistol days are over

[fleet zealot]

(ferrets can catch some human diseases so it's best to not have them around you if you are sick)

[slate haven]

Wait bandit your like John ferret so like you should know this

I heard from a piratesoftware clip that ferrets only stink if you wash them

Is that true?

[fleet zealot]

flue mainly

[fleet zealot]

not exactly

ferrets are muskelids aka related to skunks

[muted pike]

Many meta weaps feel bad with carpal tunnel

[frozen kernel]

PirateSoftware is a butthead

[fleet zealot]

but, many ferrets are descented the same time they are fixed as kits

please stfu

don't start with the rivals of aether 2

[slate haven]

Die

[frozen kernel]

The WOT

[fleet zealot]

i'm talking about ferrets

[slate haven]

Fellas I got to be honest

[fleet zealot]

male ferrets stink more than females

[slate haven]

I got misfits as my #1 on wrapped

[fleet zealot]

and even descented they will still have an animal smell

[slate haven]

But Metallica did die die die my darling better

[frozen kernel]

I’m thankful that most weapons feel alright and don’t require MASHING

[fleet zealot]

but yes, they get WORSE smelling if you bathe them frequently

[frozen kernel]

At least ones I like

Rip taxe enjoyers

[fleet zealot]

you should only give them a bath once a year, other than that rinses and wipes for messes

[fleet zealot]

and the bath should be gentle stuff like oats and oatmilk

cause they have really sensitive skin and when irritated, it makes them stink more

[slate haven]

Oatmilk fucks

But not as much as almond

[fleet zealot]

almond milk is too thin

and watery

[slate haven]

And almond fucks more than 2% sty with me now

[frozen kernel]

This is the second reply now, are u ok?

[fleet zealot]

maybe cause i grew up eating cereal with almond milk

[slate haven]

No I’m starting to get real pissed off

[frozen kernel]

That’s unfortunate + you didn’t tag me in this one 😤😤

[slate haven]

Fellas does Orville redenbacher fuck

Or are y’all some act 2 mfs

Or… skinnypop 🤮

[frozen kernel]

Orville Redenbacher is dry af

Act2 has like one whole stick of butter at the very bottom of the bag

Nowhere else

Instant popcorn is just butthole

[slate haven]

Real

[slate haven]

Dude stovepoped

Omfg stovepoped

[fleet zealot]

these fellas aren't popping their own kernels and seasoning and buttering themselves

[frozen kernel]

Kinda like piratesoftware

[fleet zealot]

lazy mofos /j

[slate haven]

Bandit how many ferret photos do you have

[fleet zealot]

countless

[slate haven]

This is getting concerning

[fleet zealot]

i'm too lazy to sort and cuont

[frozen kernel]

When you own ferrets

[fleet zealot]

i constantly grab new ones from social media

[frozen kernel]

You own an infinite ferret photo generator

[fleet zealot]

i don't own ferrets

[slate haven]

WHAT

[frozen kernel]

Lmao that’s even better

[slate haven]

SCREENSHOT

[fleet zealot]

i simply follow stalk people who do

wdym screenshot

i don't own ferrets has been known for

years

[slate haven]

Fake

[fleet zealot]

lol

[slate haven]

Fake asf

[frozen kernel]

Owned with facts and logic

[slate haven]

Fellas real talk

[frozen kernel]

Psychic in shambles rn

[slate haven]

Do I get the Razer tournament edition controller or the razer pro

Bc like

I need a new controller

[fleet zealot]

idk

i don't use controllers

[frozen kernel]

First the Dorn face reveal

Now this

[slate haven]

HUH

WAIT

[fleet zealot]

i still have my white 360 launch controller

[slate haven]

WTF

I WAS GONE FOR ONE WEEK

[fleet zealot]

psychic didn't notice the great dornpocalypse?

[slate haven]

Someone send this shit to me right now

I’m not even playing

[frozen kernel]

Get with the times, old man

[fleet zealot]

you know dorn got bamned right

[slate haven]

I can’t find it 😭

[slate haven]

Wacky

What he do

[fleet zealot]

he posted screenshots of antoher server to own a massive bigot

instead of just

[slate haven]

Wait he’s like bigoted

[fleet zealot]

sending to mods, he used to as a witch hunting and ownage moment

no

dorn exposed someone

dorn only got suspended until appeal, but then it turns out

[slate haven]

Hidden W? (In Minecraft)

[fleet zealot]

Dorn was lying about being a playtester

[slate haven]

Oh

[fleet zealot]

so either A) he was talking out his ass, or B) using someone else's account

so that made it a proper ban

[slate haven]

Wow

[fleet zealot]

i mean yea it's a massive dub,

[slate haven]

When did this even happen fuzz? (Ferret huzz)

[fleet zealot]

but like, he's smart enough to know he should have just sent that to the mods in dms

[fleet zealot]

a night i was asleep lol

i woke up into the aftermath of it

[slate haven]

Was the bigot like someone active in the server or smth?

[fleet zealot]

dorn banned?

[fleet zealot]

yea, semi active at least

[slate haven]

Yucky

Bet bro thought 40K wasn’t satire

Crazy

Bro is tarnished now

Has to get great runes

[fleet zealot]

a life for a life

equivalent exchange

[slate haven]

Ong

[fleet zealot]

rip dorn but he kinda had it coming with the playtesting lie

that's just weird

i miss him tho

he was half a real one, at least

[mighty root]

Why would he lie about that

He said he was a play tester?

[slate haven]

Dorn ^^^

And me sometimes but I do it cuz it’s funny

[frozen kernel]

It’s the internet. Greater people have lied about worse

[slate haven]

People have lied about worse irl

[frozen kernel]

Anybody remember the old “my uncle works at Nintendo”

[slate haven]

Dallas Texas

[mighty root]

Dorn made fun of me because I posted a duo speedrun of me and cole

[grizzled aspen]

Ew, Nade is here...

[fleet zealot]

Oh shit

i was talking to nade

[slate haven]

GET THAT NAUGHTY GRINCH OFF THE PLANE!

[fleet zealot]

and I didn't even notice

[frozen kernel]

Yeah sorry, I put a towel under the door but it the smell escapes

[mighty root]

Who

[slate haven]

Me

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

People don’t like me

Bc I lie for fun

[fleet zealot]

true but i don't like frog

so like

[mighty root]

I love you

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-laugh-kepala-ubi-gif-1769729172946268170

[fleet zealot]

your rep has gone up via extension

[slate haven]

Yayuh

[frozen kernel]

Gonna attract Neir with all the bumpy weird

[mighty root]

Anyone wanna get boypreggers

[grizzled aspen]

Not everybody can make correct choices, it seems.

[fleet zealot]

i just ignore fyre

[mighty root]

[fleet zealot]

he needs start dating or somethin

[frozen kernel]

And with a small wave, the regulars arrive

[hushed knoll]

I can

[frozen kernel]

Merry Chrysler and happy holidays, zealots

[slate haven]

Fyre I’m right here

[fleet zealot]

i wonder if i should pull a yog

[mighty root]

@hearty nebula it’s time

[placid fiber]

how did u know I was lurking?

[fleet zealot]

and just, only come in to ferret post

[slate haven]

I have a gf but still

I can make room for you

[fleet zealot]

occasionally

[frozen kernel]

Bc we were kissing backstage u idiot

[hushed knoll]

Etsy

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-one-at-a-time-ladies-aaron-if-he-was-a-cat-funny-cat-gif-565648516443483223

[hushed knoll]

What*

Not Etsy

[fleet zealot]

should i buy

[frozen kernel]

That gif is disturbing

[slate haven]

That’s me in the picture

[fleet zealot]

legit blahaj

[placid fiber]

ah yes... etsy is so close to what...

[mighty root]

No that’s not

[fleet zealot]

or rip off cheaper blahaj

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-pig-car-gif-15692282285238048119

[fleet zealot]

i'm def getting the big blahaj tho

[slate haven]

If you don’t have a blahaj you need to get your priorities straight

[hushed knoll]

Pigs can’t ride in cars with seatbelts or use pinwheels

[slate haven]

Cops have cars dummy

[frozen kernel]

Was walking thru the mall and saw a plush kitsune and got it for my mom

[hushed knoll]

Savage

[fleet zealot]

anything attached to me isnt' straight

[frozen kernel]

Always spring for plushie

[fleet zealot]

slash quantum joke

[placid fiber]

yeah, even I felt that roast

[muted pike]

Feel like chain and force weapons were designed for ppl with carpal tunnel

[fleet zealot]

probably

[slate haven]

SAMURAI??! JOHHNY SILVERHAND??! FORTNITE BUNDLE??!

[fleet zealot]

taxe and knife is there to cause it

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-jack-gif-27329091

[slate haven]

JOHHNY SILVERHAND WITH SKIBIDI BACKBLING GRIDDYS ON MASTER CHEIF??!

[mighty root]

Man the more I play havoc the more terrible people I get

[frozen kernel]

Knife feels worse not because of the rapid clicking as much as the weird amount of force my finger wants to hold M1 with when running around with a charged heavy

[slate haven]

Sanny clays didn’t bring me my gotdamn eBay turbo kit

Clays

[north sedge]

But they can be fucked by the prime minister?

[slate haven]

CALUS

[frozen kernel]

My shit is PRESSED when holding a heavy

[mighty root]

Anyone seen my homunculus

[hushed knoll]

NO

[slate haven]

Prime minister?

[frozen kernel]

Is that what we call Cica these days?

[slate haven]

You mean the PRESIDENT?

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1319703782048661504/IMG_4148.gif

[placid fiber]

I plead the 5th

[mighty root]

Yeah

[frozen kernel]

Sounds like a Cica username

[frozen kernel]

I’m weeping

[slate haven]

Fyre how many humonculi do you have?

[mighty root]

2

[slate haven]

Destiny man posting that is crazy

[grizzled aspen]

I just wanna throw this out there for all parties involved/lurking, remember that Nade is a minor.

[placid fiber]

so few? Are you really poggers with such a small number?

[mighty root]

I’m gonna kiss you

[placid fiber]

I liked the 1st version better

[slate haven]

You need to humucumaxx

[north sedge]

I would argue that being able to play as mariah carrey with knife arms is crazier

[slate haven]

Nah

[mighty root]

I play knife zealot in bo6

[slate haven]

NO

WIAT

WAIT

[placid fiber]

5 humunculi(at least) or u suck

[slate haven]

IM ENDING THIS FLING

FUCK YOU

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

IM HUST TRYING TO GET MY FUCKING HEADSHOFS

AND YOU RUN AROUND

WIRH NINJA

AND A KNIFE

NO

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

I JUST WHAT MY GOLD DRAGONUV

[placid fiber]

fyre cheating on powerman

the scandal keeps growing

[mighty root]

Ahhh you mad

[slate haven]

Dude nobody’s called me by my actual name in so long it threw me off lol

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/wings-wingsofredemption-thor-stormbreaker-gif-15888988948364502772

[slate haven]

You know them pits REEEEAK

get bro some old spice

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699696838441304244/1296149314036301906/goofy_cat.gif

[copper hawk]

Minorcoded convo

[hushed knoll]

[slate haven]

Real talk are y’all Fiji or Swagger kind of people

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[mighty root]

I hate old spice

It’s sucks

[placid fiber]

he flings it so fast

[copper hawk]

[slate haven]

Terminal velocity

[slate haven]

I don’t wanna join the discord

[placid fiber]

I had to see a bigger image cuz that was too small for me to see

[slate haven]

But I wanna feel included

Wait hollup

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/neck-snap-gif-16439126631792276812

[slate haven]

Real

[placid fiber]

his shock was so strong he kept the same face after his neck was snapped

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-daniel-larson-gif-13678970250826836743

[frozen kernel]

Same energy

[slate haven]

Wait hollup

No nvm

[drowsy steppe]

what clout does to a man

[slate haven]

I would burn a small village for her

She’s so bad

[drowsy steppe]

anything for clout type shi

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-larson-daniellarson-danderson-grace-vanderwaal-gif-10512938952836033374

[drowsy steppe]

it gets you connections...

[placid fiber]

for some reason I read immigrants as "impregnates" and I was like "wtf?"

man I need sleep lol

[mighty root]

Zealot chat rub off

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

Goated crash out

[drowsy steppe]

wait who tf is nade

[drowsy steppe]

ah

[slate haven]

Me

[frozen kernel]

Don’t talk about rubbing one off in chat, just go play Hab Dreyko and cool off

[frozen kernel]

It’s like a cold shower

[placid fiber]

not thicc enough

[mighty root]

I wasn’t meaning it like that

[placid fiber]

Also hi hahnda, how are you doing? lol

[slate haven]

New elite just dropped

Goon (nurgle corrupted)

[slate haven]

I had a lot of spelling mistake and had to edit it 6 times

[frozen kernel]

Finally a use for Damage against Infested

[placid fiber]

interesting...

[frozen kernel]

TCG Gamers

[slate haven]

Do people actually like cheese on burgers

I’m not convinced

[placid fiber]

I do, but, I love cheese

[drowsy steppe]

yes

[frozen kernel]

I used to be a child who said “no do not place the cheese over my beef patty”

[placid fiber]

so that's a biproduct

[frozen kernel]

Then I grew up

[drowsy steppe]

I just like cheeseburgers

[frozen kernel]

And now I enjoy both cheese and beef together

[slate haven]

Here me out

Cheese + midwestern amercia

[placid fiber]

I'll eat burgers both with and without cheese

[slate haven]

Cheese curd

[frozen kernel]

You just said cheese twice

[slate haven]

Cheese curds are quite possibly the greatest thing ever created by man

Better than penicillin

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[slate haven]

I feel violated

[fleet zealot]

I had a burger with spicy cheese curds on it

[placid fiber]

😏

[slate haven]

Apple pie is an ice cream food

[fleet zealot]

Worth to die for

[frozen kernel]

Like your bubble started moving and then I saw “Cheese + Wisconsin”

[placid fiber]

You can thank Dough for giving me that gif lol

[slate haven]

Dude spicy cheese curds sound bomb asf

[hoary owl]

I need to do the 2000 enemies with Immolation Nades penance, could someone throw me a build that includes them that isn't bad?

[fleet zealot]

They are

[sullen forge]

is that a fucking chud abrahms

[fleet zealot]

Only 2 places make em here tho

[slate haven]

immolations are shit

now we wait

[fleet zealot]

Just go to the right nodes when going immos

[hoary owl]

That's decent low-tier bait.

[placid fiber]

Sorry, but, I'm not into feet

[frozen kernel]

The only thing I don’t like about Apple pie is that it’s like some fruit. Sometimes my brain starts getting so wigged out by the texture that I can’t enjoy the actual flavor

[light badge]

???

[slate haven]

I was rubbing my hands togethor and twiddling my evil mustache

[fleet zealot]

Restoring faith and purge the unclean

The other 2 nodes suck ass

[sullen forge]

???

[fleet zealot]

Then just path as you would normally

[light badge]

SHE'S LIKE 12 BRO

Wtf

[fleet zealot]

Twbs on hammer/chains

[placid fiber]

I don't know who tf those characters are

or their ages

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[slate haven]

Car needs more whine

[frozen kernel]

Imagine if we had literal chain weapons

[slate haven]

More turbo

[frozen kernel]

Like chain whips and shite

It’d be ridiculous

[slate haven]

Banx delete your message please so mine combine ty

[frozen kernel]

But hilarious

[placid fiber]

I was just making a smart ass joke lol

cuz of the bare foot in the pic

[grizzled aspen]

Why she build like that?

[frozen kernel]

Robots 2005 Auntie

[drowsy steppe]

wow darkpill you didnt have to say that word like that

[placid fiber]

and... I'm also just not into feet :/

[drowsy steppe]

(Im joking()

[copper hawk]

Bro focused in on the feet bro

[drowsy steppe]

LMAO

[fleet zealot]

I like how Seven is literal giga evil

[copper hawk]

Freudian slip

[fleet zealot]

In deadlock

[copper hawk]

Jungian stumble

[hard nexus]

peak

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/aunt-fanny-robots-big-butt-gif-7358569

[slate haven]

wtf is deadlock

[fleet zealot]

Valve’s moba shooter in development

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-kiss-bg3-baldurs-gate-3-shart-gif-9453986376289063470

[placid fiber]

lol

[frozen kernel]

Cica and meow have spawned

[slate haven]

Me when i see me

[drowsy steppe]

fr

[grizzled aspen]

Hahnda, go take your fucking meds.

[frozen kernel]

We have full crew

[fleet zealot]

Seven is an electro warlock who was too evil to die

[sullen forge]

@light badge Remember Hahnda

Jacob Lash is an Asshole

[grizzled aspen]

You're going to post something that gets you in trouble.

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/party-time-gif-24196107

[mighty root]

@slate haven are you familiar with our father yakub?

[light badge]

Life is simpler in the cube

[drowsy steppe]

its autism hour is it

[slate haven]

What you know about Jahova

[placid fiber]

FUCK THAT BOWL IN PARTICULAR!!!

[sullen forge]

My friend would actually cuck me out of my Seven Ult with the cube

and it would upset me

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-glaze-lebron-james-lebron-gif-7450672780557101522

[sullen forge]

so much

LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

I am going to put you in the cube.

[slate haven]

PRAISE BE!

[light badge]

Thanks toad

[placid fiber]

the country or the object?

[slate haven]

Fellas if I wanted to chrome my face like they did in fury road Would I need to be whitnessed or is it chill

[grizzled aspen]

Ma'am, that is a slur to my people.

[sullen forge]

Toad

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-mario-mario-toad-capcut-gif-1834806120027717890

[slate haven]

Tod (Howard)

[grizzled aspen]

You will never be smooth in every direction like your shark brethren.

[slate haven]

Me

[grizzled aspen]

This is what I meant by "you're going to post something that gets you in trouble."

[grizzled aspen]

If you wanna do weird gay/thugposting then go do it in dorncord so you don't get hammered.

[slate haven]

Do not consume the bunny

[sullen forge]

For the life of me I could never figure out it Viscious was Male or Female so I just said fuck it we ball and refered to them as They

[placid fiber]

fresh meat

[slate haven]

VIDEOGAMES??!

TRY REAL LIFE BRO

FUCK VIDEOGAMES

[placid fiber]

not to be confused with fresh wheat

[light badge]

They're a psychic sea anemone piloting a pile of goo

Do with this information what you will

[slate haven]

Fuck you say to me white boy

[sullen forge]

Goes hard as fuck

[slate haven]

I’m saving that bro

[mighty root]

Let that white devil know

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/colors-slimes-sticky-gif-23265037

[sullen forge]

Ivy my beloved grabbing me with her Ult and using me as a mobile Tesla Coil @light badge

[frozen kernel]

That’s a sentence

[light badge]

Very fun combo

[slate haven]

Wait Civic

Does it have Vtech

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/984674976063946823.webp?size=96&animated=true

[light badge]

I once swapped a poor Vindicta player into my team, where she then proceeded to get Mo combo'd lmao

[slate haven]

CivIC wiTh A LApTop cOuLD bEat F1 cAR

[sullen forge]

Mo and Krill players truly are pyschopaths LMAO

my friend played it and it was just fucking hilarious watching

[median steeple]

MOOOOOOO AND KRILLLLLLLLLLL

[slate haven]

Little chuddy when he have civic with laptop

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-13486077408184960752

Mean blonde supremacy

[slate haven]

Mean shadow heart is my girliepop

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pelear-bombón-bellota-burbuja-las-chicas-superpoderosas-gif-23106478

[frozen kernel]

We hate gingers in this household

[sullen forge]

Me stunning the poor bastard who got in my sightline and watching the Mo and Krill immediately beat them to death

[sullen forge]

as all thing should be

[placid fiber]

Looks like the remake, tho, cuz there aren't monkey brains spilling out

[slate haven]

Me after cheese curd

[fleet zealot]

Take ur lactaid underevolved loser

[placid fiber]

what taco bell does to a man...

[fleet zealot]

I can eat a whole bag of cheese sticks and be fine

[slate haven]

European

[mighty root]

Yakub didn’t give you that gene lol

[fleet zealot]

Eat taco bells for breakfast lunch and dinner and be fine

Only two places

[slate haven]

Bahrain does tho

[drowsy steppe]

tbf

[frozen kernel]

Imagine having weak gut bacteria

Couldn’t be me

[fleet zealot]

Mess with my stomach

[placid fiber]

what about 150 bean tacos?

[drowsy steppe]

any mean girls being mean to me and Im weak

[fleet zealot]

Arbys

[frozen kernel]

(I can’t drink more than a cup of milk)

[drowsy steppe]

🧎‍♂️

[fleet zealot]

And panda express

Both those places

[slate haven]

Alright everyone please silence your cell phones

[fleet zealot]

Make me sick

[slate haven]

It’s time for the church of yakub annual meeting

[fleet zealot]

Terrible food tho so im not missing out

Delete this

[mighty root]

Bend over

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/moana-delete-maui-delete-this-gif-15101621

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

Pussyboy

Actually deleted it

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/want-some-arby-bro-hungry-gif-18109416

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762816022616080386/1320765807005007913/tumblr_e2f980731375ee555c81af325b52f4e7_07ddaef8_540.webp

[slate haven]

woah woah woah dude there’s kids around

[fleet zealot]

Acceptable

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-cheese-anime-covered-in-pizza-giant-pizza-gif-5427037

[fleet zealot]

Like people give taco bell shit but it’s like nah some y’all fragile

[drowsy steppe]

what da hell

[fleet zealot]

Arbys

Arbys is the real gut buster

[placid fiber]

I think they meant the gif I posted lol

[slate haven]

Need me a bro with that shadowheart phenotype that I can send targeted femboy reels to until he becomes ones

[placid fiber]

or the pic fyre posted

[slate haven]

I’m straight

[drowsy steppe]

a what

[mighty root]

What one

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/miralax-kittycorrao-constipated-poopy-monday-gif-7823546745705472768

[mighty root]

[slate haven]

I don’t always buy cheese curds

But when I do

Yummy

[placid fiber]

I have the generic version of this stuff lol

[mighty root]

It takes a beast to tame a beast

[drowsy steppe]

I know a transwoman who likes Shadowheart a lot

[fleet zealot]

https://youtu.be/AXLgHHbFgDk?si=wEmEwmE0UZWwEabl

[placid fiber]

polyethylene glycol 3350

[slate haven]

Me?

But not trans

And not a woman

[frozen kernel]

I used to house entire taco 12 packs after my closing shift at Chuck E Cheese back in HS

[drowsy steppe]

naah not you

[frozen kernel]

The weakness on display right now is palpable 😤

[fleet zealot]

Are you a single mother? No? You will be soon! (Quote)

[placid fiber]

this lol

[mighty root]

Women aren’t real

[slate haven]

Do girls poop?

[drowsy steppe]

💀

[placid fiber]

do carnivores eat meat?

[drowsy steppe]

thats enough zealot chat for today

[slate haven]

No silly they eat cars

[placid fiber]

tru

[slate haven]

Wait

Car

Ni

Vore

[placid fiber]

[hard nexus]

cica was right

this is minor coded

[placid fiber]

why are you voring your cars?

[slate haven]

Ong

[placid fiber]

why do you have to be under 18 to be coded?

[slate haven]

Yeah

Senior coders need love too

[slate haven]

Seniors can accomplish anything fuckhead

Jesus Christ

I’m so angry

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-man-hello-drawing-animation-waving-gif-17953210

[slate haven]

It’s all about minor coded

As if senior coders aren’t valid

[frozen kernel]

Is that what it’s called when any context dies and it just becomes shorts content and schizoposting

[placid fiber]

why is the miner a character in risk of rain? Because minors weren't accepted

[slate haven]

RISK OF RAIN

MY LOVE

Hate that gearbox fucked up ROR2 tho

[sullen forge]

Cyn what the fuck does this mean

[slate haven]

Is it better now?

[vague depot]

It got better

[placid fiber]

<.<

[slate haven]

Hey who the fuck stole my 1x4 plates

[vague depot]

I still want a refund for the dlc though

[hard nexus]

this is a conversation that people under 18 have

[slate haven]

I’m missing all my goddamn 1x4 plates

[hard nexus]

yes basically

[slate haven]

And this step needs like 4

[vague depot]

Do you mind carrying me in havoc 40 sometime I desperately need diamantine

[frozen kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749799445478244393/1265479387571159182/crackbert.gif

[sullen forge]

See I have this amazing thing called Ignoring what 90% of people type

[placid fiber]

man... now I wanna play some rorr again sometime soon...

[sullen forge]

so I seriously have no clue what the context is but I'll take your word on it

[rocky nacelle]

regard coded

(not cica the people cica was talking about)

[copper hawk]

I suck at boybossing my empire is crumbling

[frozen kernel]

Friend was crashing out because multiple conversations were happening at once in a VC

I went “bro just tune out”

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/thistle-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-12961665191755880889

[sullen forge]

The amazing skill of

tuning people out I dont like

[placid fiber]

"Cuz I knew the dog was there first"

[slate haven]

Hey fellas can y’all be quite im building my lego set

[rocky nacelle]

dont give up oomf

[slate haven]

Thanks in advance

[copper hawk]

Legos

Bro

..

[frozen kernel]

It’s too bright in here can y’all shut the fuck up?

[sullen forge]

Join my crew

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/coolcat-gif-24487716

[slate haven]

I’m like a year away from being a grown ass adult

And I’m still buying lego

I’ll be 65

[placid fiber]

Why are you a backpack?

[slate haven]

Buying the new UCS set

[copper hawk]

Crewmer

[copper hawk]

I am manportable

[frozen kernel]

That’s a way to put it

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-whitebeard-pirates-edward-newgate-summit-war-arc-whitebeard’s-wish-gif-8554730406096270504

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[vague depot]

I loved making legos as a kid but one day my younger sibling brought their friends over and one of them thought it would be funny if they just completely trashed my wip build

[slate haven]

Listen now

[vague depot]

Stopped liking legos after that

[slate haven]

Lego will forever be goated

[frozen kernel]

Had a Jabba Sail Barge set I built when I was a kid with cloth sails and shit

[placid fiber]

Eh, not the painkiller I know

[frozen kernel]

Went to my dad’s for a weekend

Came home

[vague depot]

I am not Sisyphus I would not have been able to get back up and keep pushing the ball

[slate haven]

3 days grace 🤮

[frozen kernel]

Little cousin destroyed half of it

Just in various pieces and piles

[placid fiber]

Not that one either

[vague depot]

Ruination

[slate haven]

Imagine not being a selfish only child

Like cmon

[slate haven]

I was goated for that ong

[rocky nacelle]

everyone still thinks you're a regard who should shut up

no one says it though

but ill do it

[frozen kernel]

I chased him into the cellar with my nerf long shot, deployed the bipod at the head of the stairs, and put a dart on his forehead whenever he tried to come up

[copper hawk]

Id like 2 do this 2 some of u guys

[frozen kernel]

I shut the lights off on the little fucker

[slate haven]

Paradise your not real

[vague depot]

Para generally when do you pop scriers with revolver/dbs gunker

[rocky nacelle]

when are you popping it is the better question

[frozen kernel]

I was not playing around. I had my John Wick moment at like 7yo lmao

[placid fiber]

Does this help?

[vague depot]

I been only remembering to use it against carapace hordes and bosses

[slate haven]

Wait I high key forgot what I said in the manifesto

Can y’all be quiet so I can read?

[rocky nacelle]

I use it anytime I wanna dive/ be aggressive

[slate haven]

Thanks in advance

[vague depot]

I recall seeing a clip of you demolishing a horde with dbs scriers but whenever I see a horde I just reflexively use fgs

[placid fiber]

Sorry, what?

[vague depot]

Oh shit that’s what I been doing too lmao

Just with melee instead of my gun

[slate haven]

Please bro I can’t read when y’all are talking

I can’t focus

[vague depot]

I’ll get tagged by a gunner group in the distance and pop scriers while spam sliding

[frozen kernel]

[placid fiber]

https://c.tenor.com/Ag7PqV3_u0sAAAAM/fennec-fall.gif

[slate haven]

Real

[rocky nacelle]

I use scriers pretty often

tbh

[vague depot]

I should start using it more

[rocky nacelle]

everytime its down its not like I think "I wish I had scriers right now"

except for obvious parts of maps/events

[slate haven]

Scrier’s? More like criers am I right

[rocky nacelle]

where a horde is gonna spawn

[placid fiber]

It's the perfect time to swap to light mode for like 20 seconds lol

[rocky nacelle]

your need for attention is sickening now that your dad dorn is gone and your real ones wont give them to you either

[vague depot]

If I get my toughness broken by a bunch of gunners should I bother fighting back/sliding at them or do I just start immediately sliding towards the nearest cover

[rocky nacelle]

very annoying

[slate haven]

On a real note

Dad Dorn is wild

[rocky nacelle]

why not all 3

[frozen kernel]

I’m over here gazing my shit I got warp on my shit I’m sanctioned as fuuuuck man

Scriers is my “I need a stim and I’ve been too dumb to actually pick them up” button

[rocky nacelle]

quietude + soulstealer is alot of toughness back also

[lunar fable]

[rocky nacelle]

also if assail crits

EE abuse

[vague depot]

I can’t remember talent names sorry do you mind explaining them

[slate haven]

Holy shit that’s fire

[vague depot]

Ah ok

[rocky nacelle]

need toughness throw peril and quell with quietude

if you run soulstealer

[frozen kernel]

Ah the good ones

[vague depot]

I never actually quelled my peril I tried to keep it high for the damage and tdr

[placid fiber]

here's this one too lol

[rocky nacelle]

soulstealer will give you tness for murdering shit with assail

[lunar fable]

[frozen kernel]

The 2.5 toughness per 10% peril buildup is so ass

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164838809641426944/1321708688955936838/v15044gf0000ctkthhnog65jeo65343g.mp4?ex=676e38a3&is=676ce723&hm=edd93e6d9989980ba6a97dcc5a5de4d50d54331b313758904d29ede91ae39f53&

[rocky nacelle]

its so ass

[vague depot]

Aight thanks

[copper hawk]

WHO THE FUCK IS SHE !!!

[frozen kernel]

Like I why is it there

When better talents are like

Literally adjacent

[slate haven]

Im saving that shit

[vague depot]

Are you down to stream your gunker gameplay for me sometime

[sullen forge]

90% of people I want to do this too Cica

[slate haven]

Dude someone should edit the Daniel Larson crash out with that ong dark

[rocky nacelle]

also I did personal testing for soulstealer and if things die to soulblaze from PC, it'll give you toughness

[vague depot]

Maybe with fgs instead of knife because

What is pc

[rocky nacelle]

and if things have soulblaze on them and you kill them in melee

soulstealer will proc that toughness regen also

holy shit noobs really dont read

[slate haven]

FGS abbreviated looks a lil wacky

[sullen forge]

I recall a certain crashout also

[vague depot]

Ah ok

[slate haven]

Nah the difference is is that when I do it it’s goated and cool and when he does it it’s wacky and bad

Cmon bro

[placid fiber]

wait... so this procs the 10% peril on warp kill when you melee kill an enemy with this on it?

[rocky nacelle]

this procs

I tested PC burning to proc it

[placid fiber]

7.5% I mean

[rocky nacelle]

I tested killing things with PC on it

[placid fiber]

huh

[rocky nacelle]

and I tested killing shit with just assail

[placid fiber]

holy shit that's more op than I thought lol

[rocky nacelle]

normal melee kills with a knife barely generated half of my toughness bar

melee kills on enemies that were affected by PC soulblaze gave me full toughness after murdering like 3-5 people

[placid fiber]

and I thought it was already pretty op <.<

[rocky nacelle]

(still on knife btw)

[frozen kernel]

I love the new Discord conversation topic shit

[slate haven]

That’s where I put anyone that disagrees with me

Bc I’m himothy

[frozen kernel]

It pulls the most out of context whacker shit from any given server and I love it

[copper hawk]

i hate winter

[slate haven]

Wait what’s ICYMI tho

[copper hawk]

i hate every part of me being warm

except my feet

the earth shouldn't be tilted

i hate seasons

[lunar fable]

[copper hawk]

i miss california..

[lunar fable]

ewww california

[copper hawk]

YUM california

[lunar fable]

yuckers

[slate haven]

California hidden goat?

[frozen kernel]

I would rather freeze to death than suffer a single 90% humidity day

[copper hawk]

ca-li-for-nya boyz we're unforgettable

[lunar fable]

hong kong was miserable

[copper hawk]

rock tuah what the FUCK is ur pfp man

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/konata-hawk-hawk-tuah-konata-hawk-tuah-gif-12358301043525212611

[lunar fable]

so humid

death

[gleaming furnace]

It’s funny and I like it

[rocky nacelle]

except your what?

jk

😇

[lunar fable]

[placid fiber]

Welp, now I know I guess. Ty lol

[gleaming furnace]

I’m getting it put a shirt

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[frozen kernel]

Best to worst the seasons are

Winter: Most holidays and society almost expects niceness from people.

Autumn: Best drip

Summer: School vacation when you’re young

Spring: Humid and fucking disgusting. End it

[copper hawk]

of course YOU of all ppl would say this

those who know

[rocky nacelle]

hey

hey

[copper hawk]

mango mango mango mango

[rocky nacelle]

not very pookie of you

[copper hawk]

pooknificent behavior actually

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/mango-shock-gif-17339479908635529122

[copper hawk]

today is a 3 bennie dayi think

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-pouty-upset-pout-pants-gif-22109330

[lunar fable]

fall is bomber jacket and hoodie season

[frozen kernel]

Ideal

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bombing-my-way-d-day-war-plane-gif-8167806026012037635

[copper hawk]

fall is shorts and t shirty season

winter is shorts and t shirt season

spring is shorts and t shirt season

[placid fiber]

apparently this year it is lol

[copper hawk]

summer is shorts and t shirt season

https://tenor.com/view/california-flag-gif-10785646

[placid fiber]

u shoulda mixed it up and said summer is heavy winter coat and jeans season lol

[rocky nacelle]

i love bomber jackets

i have a few

[sullen forge]

WILD

[copper hawk]

pullover over white button up my beloved..

[sullen forge]

Mfers are hating on Spring

[lunar fable]

i only have one

good enough for me

[sullen forge]

when it rains all the time and is cool with temps (Peak)

[lunar fable]

i've had this one for years

[rocky nacelle]

sorry i see cool bomber jackets with cool designs

gotta get

[sullen forge]

🤝

[vague depot]

Do you mind streaming for me sometime

[sullen forge]

Bomber Jackets are peak and I will die on that hill in regards to fashion

[placid fiber]

there's 2 things I don't like about spring: bugs return and allergens fucking everything(even people without allergy problems) up.

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/kana-arima-god-bless-massachusetts-new-england-patriots-boston-city-hall-massachusetts-gif-4957931288354869312

It’s too cold

[rocky nacelle]

if its not dog shit stuttery/laggy why not

[frozen kernel]

The weather has been bipolar

[sullen forge]

Literally the same with Autumn except it gets colder and the bugs start coming into your house

[frozen kernel]

Literally it’s like 70F one day

[placid fiber]

Yep lol

[lunar fable]

i don't have to deal with bugs

[frozen kernel]

And literally 19F the next

[lunar fable]

[placid fiber]

Lucky mf

[frozen kernel]

This is the best part

[vague depot]

Thanks a bunch when are you free

[frozen kernel]

Like yeah the air hurts my face

But no bugs

[lunar fable]

you know

[frozen kernel]

Mosquitos bite thru socks

[lunar fable]

i actually had a mosquito show up

[frozen kernel]

And it’s hella gay

[placid fiber]

that's why I love winter: no bugs lol

[lunar fable]

when it was like 40 degrees outside

idek how that mf was still flying about

[sullen forge]

Mosquitos being the most miserable fucking bug to ever exist

[placid fiber]

it was a russian mosquito

[frozen kernel]

Horseflies have entered the chat

[lunar fable]

burn all mosquitos

kill all mosquitos

🔥

[placid fiber]

mosquitos actually leave me alone 99% of the time...

[sullen forge]

So thankful we barely ever get them up north

[placid fiber]

they love going after my wife tho lol

[sullen forge]

so fucking thankful

[lunar fable]

japan was actually great

no mosquitos

despite it being humid af

[placid fiber]

just these mfs instead lol

[lunar fable]

nah i didn't see those

[placid fiber]

oh wait those are asian ones not japanese

[vague depot]

Have you ever had clouds of flying bugs just hanging around outside

[rocky nacelle]

depends just randomly ask and we'll see

also what do you even want to watch me play anyway

[vague depot]

I’ll learn something I know that much

[placid fiber]

it's the flies that really bug me due to me startling very easily... and them constantly flying around my fucking ears

sudden loud ass buzz

it's more annoying than anything

[frozen kernel]

It’s like a whine

Yeah

[placid fiber]

but it will startle me

which pisses me off

[frozen kernel]

I reach a breaking point where we go full T Rex

Human eye is based on movement

I just freeze with my hands ready and clap that fucker out of the air

[placid fiber]

I keep a flyswatter next to me at all times

even rn lol

[frozen kernel]

Downside is I have to wash my hands even if it’s a tiny gnat because ew

Upside is that the fucker is dead and I’ve sent a message to any survivors

[placid fiber]

but dude... free protein

(joking)

Know what sounds good to me rn? Some pineapple

[frozen kernel]

I don’t want several generations of radioactive goose crap they’ve consumed from the textile mills 💀

[slate haven]

This is the goose

[frozen kernel]

Birds have hollow bones

[placid fiber]

sweet I still have some pineapple

[frozen kernel]

I’ll square up with anything smaller than a Swan

Swans will fuck you up

[placid fiber]

ducks and swans are mean ass mfs yeah

[frozen kernel]

Swans have a deceptively fucking huge wingspan

[placid fiber]

and can break your bones

[frozen kernel]

And they settle their beef by fighting on the water

[ornate bone]

me

[placid fiber]

birds are evil mfs, the bigger they get lol

[frozen kernel]

Yeah I grew up with enough stories about swans absolutely fucking kids up here that I never tried it lol

[placid fiber]

I was/am smart enough not to fuck with nature lol

[frozen kernel]

I became the goose king once

[placid fiber]

nature fights back lol

[frozen kernel]

I was camped out in a bike trail

Whole family of geese comes out of the river

I’m just sitting on the grass eating sweet tarts

They spread out around me eating grass

[placid fiber]

sounds like what happens before murder

[frozen kernel]

Finally after like 20 mins

I’m like “mmm gotta keep riding”

I stand up

No problem

I pick up my longboard by the trucks

Guard goose sees it as a kite shield

Calls for the Kings head

“TRAITOR!” he hissed

And that was the first time I learned geese could fucking hiss

Like a legit snake

[placid fiber]

wouldn't doubt it

[frozen kernel]

I had never been HISSED at before (by a bird)

That shit was like a real life glitch

Like a Minecraft zombie mooing like a cow

[placid fiber]

when a bird hisses at you... you know shits about to get real lol

[frozen kernel]

I just went on my way but that goose saw me as a race traitor

[lunar fable]

there was this video i can't seem to find

[frozen kernel]

I offered him sweet tarts in my 16yo ignorance, the ungrateful prick

[lunar fable]

this guy in the philippines used his phone flashlight to lure a fuck ton of mosquitos into a bug zapper

bro wiped out a whole generation that night

[frozen kernel]

Good

[placid fiber]

Yeah, good fucking ridance

[frozen kernel]

Mosquito eugenics are smiled upon

There are enough flying insects for the night creatures

We can sacrifice one

[placid fiber]

the real question you get are: legs or eyes... which do you think there are more of?

and then: do you consider complex eyes as 1 eye or multiple eyes

[frozen kernel]

Depends

Yeah

[placid fiber]

if you counted complex eyes as 1, legs easily

[frozen kernel]

Are a set compound eyes just two?

I’d say yes

[placid fiber]

otherwise... it's a toss up

[frozen kernel]

Because even if it’s kind of split up, the entire “unit” is still an eye

[placid fiber]

or is it an eye with multiple eyes on it?

[frozen kernel]

Your skin has lots of micro fractures, holes, blemishes. It’s still one organ

[placid fiber]

but yeah bugs alone would give us this

if they were 1 eye each

[copper hawk]

1 spy each

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stalking-spying-peaking-peak-hiding-gif-3671503696933892931

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-ok-spy-ok-spy-tf2-tf2spy-spy-tf2-gif-25728918

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-spy-blue-spy-red-spy-medic-gif-15643609616844963846

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[rocky nacelle]

me turning on LR_interp3 so I can lag facestab people on 50 ping

🤫 🕵🏽

[placid fiber]

that 1 mf who shoots 1st and asks questions later:

(like what you do to dark souls chests)

idc if I know it isn't a mimic chest, I'm still hitting it at least once lol

[muted pike]

What are the go to blessings for Mk15 Eviscerator?

[placid fiber]

rampage and shred/bloodthirsty

25% carapace with bloodthirsty for crusher 1 shots

[frozen kernel]

It’s hilarious how Spy is naturally countered by the fact that most players will shoot anything that moves

[placid fiber]

Yep lol

[frozen kernel]

Like you can have a 10k IQ disguise and perfect movement

[hard nexus]

or elites

[frozen kernel]

But if someone leaves 2fort spawn and sees a random demoman

They’re shooting it lol

[placid fiber]

shoot

[hard nexus]

elites if ur on martyrdom

[hard nexus]

no, elites only meets it consistently on martyrdom

if not marty, then carapace

[placid fiber]

that was in answer to banx

lol

[hard nexus]

ohg

oopsies

[placid fiber]

dw, I do it too lol

[frozen kernel]

Getting a spycheck from being jumpscared will never not be hilarious

Me 3

[muted pike]

What other perk?

[placid fiber]

It's flak with carapace for the mk15 right?

with bloodthirsty

[hard nexus]

yah

[placid fiber]

I was 99% sure on that, just thought I'd double check

[placid fiber]

Flak

[placid fiber]

At this rate I'm gonna end up knowing more about the eviscerator than I do any other weapon lol

[hard nexus]

that’s where i am

so

[frozen kernel]

Similar to godrolls in Brunt’s shop, I just pick up knowledge from you lot when I see it

[placid fiber]

That's what I do

And I post it in my dm channel to retain the info better despite having adhd

[frozen kernel]

I feel bad because my guys look at me like I’m an autistic number machine

And I’m just regurgitating information to them