ds5, take shred uncanny
#zealot-class
hard nexus
placid fiber
I got diagnosed like... at 22 which was like 8 or 9 years ago
modern lintel
ds5, take shred uncanny
shred stinky
mighty mesa
oh ur 31 aswell?
modern lintel
epic precog moment
placid fiber
Yes
mighty mesa
wooh
placid fiber
I am older than death itself
hard nexus
epic precog moment
doesn’t really have any way to get crits otherwise
placid fiber
modern lintel
doesn’t really have any way to get crits otherwise
piety
placid fiber
8
mighty mesa
damn
modern lintel
catastrophic
fleet zealot
doesn’t really have any way to get crits otherwise
riposte?
mighty mesa
7 here
mighty root
hard nexus
real
mighty mesa
😦
placid fiber
Ur 1 month older lol
mighty mesa
dang
hard nexus
riposte?
riposte vs shred is personal preference, but i think shred is better on ds5 due to the attack speed
red swift
shred falls off on miss so get Riposte
placid fiber
My wife has a cousin who is 1 month older than her
hard nexus
My wife has a cousin who is 1 month older than her
i forget you’re married
mighty root
mighty mesa
yee, ill try riposte and uncanny, since i think someone told me that uncanny is nearly a must on ds5 specially
placid fiber
i forget you’re married
I was married before darktide, which is why it's legal lol
hard nexus
yee, ill try riposte and uncanny, since i think someone told me that uncanny is ...
yah it basically is
fleet zealot
it is
mighty mesa
sinc eits an overhead instead of stab
hard nexus
omg Signalis pfp
hai
fleet zealot
need it for single target
hard nexus
placid fiber
10 years married lol
wet rain
yaay ty
fleet zealot
wet rain
ooooo I see I see
mighty mesa
kindah want to use the 50% strength, but then i wouldnt have an easy way of getting crits
hard nexus
ooooo I see I see
mighty mesa
unless, maybe if i'd go for backstab cdr instead of crit cdr, and rely on my F, to give me crits with the bleed thing i guess
but that sounds very finicky
wet rain
THAT'S LITERALLY ME
hard nexus
THAT'S LITERALLY ME
wet rain
I am best EULR....
rocky nacelle
great now theres 2 of them
hard nexus
I am best EULR....
u now have embed perms
stone fern
THAT'S LITERALLY ME
fastest red role ive ever seen
mighty mesa
https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-second-child-there-are-two-of-them-getting-out-of-hand-gif-16342964
wet rain
yippeeee
mighty root
Played zealot after playing purg psyker and it made me stupid
hard nexus
fastest red role ive ever seen
girl power or something idk man
mighty root
wet rain
I announced I was best EULR and I was rewarded
placid fiber
you’ll get embed perms after talking a bit
they just got them
stone fern
girl power or something idk man
girl power or is there a mod lurking here....
placid fiber
lol
hard nexus
they just got them
ur too slow
stone fern
SHOW YOURSELF
wet rain
:EuleYippee:
placid fiber
that was really fast for a red role
mighty mesa
and also, im sorry if u guys have already thought about all this and i just bring up old stuff again for the 500th time
hard nexus
:EuleYippee:
what no nitro does to a mfer
wet rain
fr fr
hard nexus
placid fiber
ur too slow
I was busy throwing my cat at my wife lol
wet rain
hehe
stone fern
imagine paying for nitro
hard nexus
I was busy throwing my cat at my wife lol
mighty root
imagine paying for nitro
modern lintel
Played zealot after playing purg psyker and it made me stupid
just reverted to factory settings sorry
placid fiber
I got nitro for 2 months free a little over a month ago lol
stone fern
i didn’t actually
you still have to give them your card details even if its a gift
mighty root
just reverted to factory settings sorry
If we were in the steppes I’d make you my boywife
stone fern
i had the same thing but i didnt accept the gif t lmao
modern lintel
hard nexus
i didn’t
mighty root
For that sentence
stone fern
im pretty sure u do
mighty root
mighty mesa
hmm, since i do have the additional dodge, i could prolly do it with the backstab cdr, then use the atkspeed and an extra 5% crit on weapon to make it work
and then i'd have alot of dmg vs bosses n stuff aswell
hard nexus
hmm, since i do have the additional dodge, i could prolly do it with the backsta...
backstab cdr kinda sucks unfortunately
relative to IoD
placid fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1319703782048661504/I...
off to go become the avatar...
hard nexus
it’s got a 5 second internal cooldown
hard nexus
yeah then its prolly not going to work as good
are you dedicated to martyrdom
mighty mesa
yee, i find it very fun
hard nexus
hrm…
mighty mesa
i have tried doin piety alot, and IJ alot though
mighty root
yee, i find it very fun
@stone fern I found you a gf
You two can run Marty together
lunar fable
mighty mesa
IJ is kindah fun, but since it has downtime it makes it feel worse
plus the lack of crit and less benefits than piety overall makes it feel clunky
piety is really strong, but boring
lunar fable
wat downtime
mighty root
IJ is kindah fun, but since it has downtime it makes it feel worse
plus the lack...
I alway have max ij what da hell
mighty mesa
wat downtime
the downtime between u getting stacks and hitting something
mighty root
You’re not dodging enough
mighty mesa
sometimes u want the extra dodge but u cant use it cause there's nothin to kill
mighty mesa
You’re not dodging enough
oh i do, i used agile for quite some time because of it
mighty root
It gives it to you by moving
mighty root
oh i do, i used agile for quite some time because of it
It’s so over
mighty mesa
yes, but u need to hit something for it to take effect no?
mighty root
yes, but u need to hit something for it to take effect no?
Yeah
hard nexus
IJ is kindah fun, but since it has downtime it makes it feel worse
plus the lack...
u can take crit CDR on IJ
pretty easily
mighty root
Agile bruh
mighty mesa
oh im not trying to be super effective, i just want to be basically a fun version of handmaiden
and mandmaiden is agile and tanky
oak cargo
i think the nurgle followers make some good points, perhaps we should debate them in the great marketplace of ideas
mighty mesa
hm, i wonder if i should take sustained assault, or go for like good balance or twbs
hard nexus
hm, i wonder if i should take sustained assault, or go for like good balance or ...
always take sustained assault
its a free 20% damage
post ur build
hard nexus
since youve got crit cdr
hard nexus
u could drop that second chastise charge
placid fiber
its a free 20% damage
don't you mean 25% since there's a 5% melee node above it? :3
hard nexus
true
placid fiber
and that's not counting the other 5% melee node on the zealot's tree
making 30% total
hard nexus
eh that build is fine as is
if u wanted twbs
or good balance
id say drop second chastise charge and one of the keystone modifiers
mighty root
mighty mesa
hm
hard nexus
because u already have really good attack speed with ds5, faithful frenzy, and chastise
mighty mesa
that is true
placid fiber
ur just asking for carpal tunnel with your build lol
then again, who needs wrists nowadays?
mighty mesa
oh if i would get carpal tunnel i'd have it by now
placid fiber
wrists are so last century
mighty mesa
ive been playin fps games n stuff since 1999
placid fiber
It can be fun
lunar fable
ive been playin fps games n stuff since 1999
old
placid fiber
Piety is my least played keystone on zealot
mighty mesa
hmm, wonder if twbs or good balance would be more beneficial overall
lunar fable
I think I was playing warcraft 2 back then lol
also old
placid fiber
in 98 I was having trouble swinging bowser around with my tiny ass thumbs lol
fleet zealot
mighty mesa
I think I was playing warcraft 2 back then lol
i played Unreal tournament 99 and Quake 3 Arena
lament blaze
I didn't play an fps until I was 14
violet hornet
i played Unreal tournament 99 and Quake 3 Arena
Real lan party games right there
lament blaze
Heavens last stand 😎
mighty mesa
Real lan party games right there
yeees
placid fiber
i played Unreal tournament 99 and Quake 3 Arena
Lucky, I got stuck with nintendo and whatever I could get on the pc(which was warcraft 2 and 3)
lament blaze
Warcraft 3 whips ass. Especially the expansion
The blood elf campaign is so good it's crazy
mighty mesa
yee, my dad really liked the tech when i came to pc's, so i got one very early
placid fiber
I still remember windows 98 being better than windows 2000 lol
lament blaze
My first computer ever was a hand me down 98 laptop
violet hornet
At least it wasn't windows ME
placid fiber
lament blaze
Reject modernity, embrace windows 3.1
violet hornet
(I never had any issues with ME but I also only played a handful of old games on it)
mighty root
placid fiber
It's like every other windows they made was shit
lament blaze
Every windows is shit
violet hornet
The menu music for unreal tournament 2003 is my wake up alarm tone
mighty mesa
so what we thinkin, good balance or twbs?
placid fiber
so what we thinkin, good balance or twbs?
Yes
violet hornet
They wrath be balanced
mighty mesa
ill use one of em one match and another another match and see what works i guess
placid fiber
very helpful I know
fleet zealot
lament blaze
When my boy asks if I want taco bell
placid fiber
When you tell your friends you can jump the fence:
visual stream
so what we thinkin, good balance or twbs?
What weapons?
mighty mesa
also i have changed gender of my character cause agitator voice on male zealot is hot
mighty mesa
What weapons?
ds 5 and laspistol
placid fiber
What weapons?
cheese and hot sauce
visual stream
Agitator male sounds like a nerd to me I will not lie
lament blaze
I forget the name of the voice I have on my zealot. But the female voice is nice.
visual stream
Not the endearing kind either
frosty herald
I got the whip
visual stream
ds 5 and laspistol
Probably good balance
placid fiber
I got the whip
Okay indiana jones
mighty mesa
i like him, he sounds like he'd cuddle u
visual stream
TWBS probably doesn't help a lot on DS
lament blaze
i like him, he sounds like he'd cuddle u
Then cut your throat if you ask for anything besides missionary
grizzled aspen
Then cut your throat if you ask for anything besides missionary
Hmm (for a second time), I think I will open zealout cha- 
visual stream
I think he voice cracks in one of his chastise lines
placid fiber
guessing this should be fine
I love using no gunner resist
lament blaze
I wish there was a zealot voice option that was like the paladin in Diablo 2.
Calm, collected, holy. A righteous fighter of God.
I know zealot isn't supposed to be like that tho so I get it.
mighty mesa
no need for gunner res, if ur not in the wrong place no? 😉
placid fiber
lament blaze
You're not playing lore accurate zealot if you aren't in the wrong place constantly
placid fiber
^
violet hornet
You're never in the wrong place until you activate until death lol
placid fiber
You're never in the wrong place until you activate until death lol
Zealots without until death:
violet hornet
And then you are always in the wrong place until it's off cool down
fast iron
yeah uh psykers don't have until death. psykers do the same thing. you are in the right place you just need to git gud
lament blaze
You're never in the wrong place until you activate until death lol
Realest shit I've ever heard
I swear
opaque temple
switch onto zealot for some casual pubbing after a week of playing psyker -> instantly zealotbrain straight into 3 reapers right at the start of mission and pop until death on the very first encounter
rest of the misison was pretty clean tho
lament blaze
Biggest pain point: trying to clutch then until death procs and right after, a mutant grabs you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
potent gate
You're never in the wrong place until you activate until death lol
I don't take it anymore.
On one hand, at least I never get into wrong positions.
If anything, I just get to teleport ahead of everyone :)
copper hawk
Biggest pain point: trying to clutch then until death procs and right after, a m...
Lmfak
fleet zealot
i can't fuckin take this lmao
i get a chaos resist ring
and it rolls dex and accuracy rating
copper hawk
Or ur trappered and ur gettin eaten alive by poxwalkers
fleet zealot
when i'm HP stacking summoner
stone fern
until death should disable aids damage
modern lintel
Or ur trappered and ur gettin eaten alive by poxwalkers
they would never eat u to stinky
stone fern
🙄
plush estuary
placid fiber
Tell dorn that a fish is not perpendicular to the cabbage
copper hawk
Good boy
plush estuary
placid fiber
plush estuary
I said yes to lethal later today
violet hornet
I don't take it anymore.
On one hand, at least I never get into wrong position...
After playing havoc I could see forgoing it, but only if you stick to the cautious play style that havoc encourages
violet hornet
Especially going back to normal / auric board after learning to play carefully on havoc you may never need that shit
violet hornet
https://tenor.com/view/bh187-braveheart-charge-attack-gif-19285817
Me realizing I can survive gunners by diving into them again on non-havoc
I had the most perfect until death moment yesterday, I triggered it with almost nothing around and managed to find and melee kill a pox burster just before it ended so I healed from it while it tossed me away
violet hornet
Clad, you're popular!
He is secretly left shark
misty nova
copper hawk
I said yes to lethal later today
Scary game..
https://tenor.com/view/maneater-lethal-company-maneater-cry-cry-cry-about-it-gif-7129814395565437366
misty nova
Woe, Alemoa upon ye
visual stream
Or ur trappered and ur gettin eaten alive by poxwalkers
Full health and toughness to death without a down phase because your teammates are evil
visual stream
And you got caught lacking one time
copper hawk
rocky nacelle
unironically
the worst scare was I was talking to a homeboy while we were walking in the dark
and I went face first into an un-aggro'd coilheads chest
we then promptly stared at each other for 10 seconds while I recovered from a heart attack
misty nova
Hmm
No Alemoa is like siren ghost type folklore creature instead of haunting ghost type
placid fiber
we then promptly stared at each other for 10 seconds while I recovered from a he...
sounds about right
misty nova
Swagger is like
A compact version of Frisk spider verse version
Bro's two blocks stacked
Fisk not Frisk
mighty root
oak cargo
trapped forever
violet hornet
1 megabean processor
misty nova
NyanVidia
haughty haven
Its barked
modern lintel
idiot
mighty root
Who wants a 4080 super
modern lintel
i dont speak that language
oak cargo
sometimes I get so excited when I think of The Emperor that a little bit of wee comes out, is this normal?
mighty root
i dont speak that language
violet hornet
sometimes I get so excited when I think of The Emperor that a little bit of wee ...
It'd be weird if it didn't
plush estuary
unironically
rocky nacelle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280200080065957980/1319082684240105502/M...
bunch of noobs
plush estuary
Who in zealot chat would be the best employee
rocky nacelle
whoever I can throw on a land mine or leave behind
plush estuary
plush estuary
whoever I can throw on a land mine or leave behind
Dorn
rocky nacelle
perfect I hate bald people
plush estuary
He loves landmines, loud items, stun grandes, and spray paint
rocky nacelle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280200080065957980/1319078420352860241/b...
worst shit ever happened in this map
saw my homeboy get taken by a bracken while there was a butler in the vicinity
and I had to wait for the elevator
rocky nacelle
needless to say I barely escaped london
plush estuary
This isn't jt
But look at that elevator
Jester and coil trapped cris
Dorn moment
"oh no"
rocky nacelle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280200080065957980/1315422898516922398/C...
havoc40 shotgunner kick
mighty root
fleet zealot
drowsy steppe
tidal berry
native geode
should I put shattering impact on the boltgun?
oak cargo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299472118827974707/1318586647721414697/t...
this is what shes drinking
north sedge
They running an indoor weed farm
native geode
for brittleness against carapace and flack
native geode
should I put puncture on the bolt pistol too?
misty nova
With Surgical 
visual stream
Pinning is purty good over puncture too
misty nova
The concept is that you deal good damage with a crit then the bleed finishes the job
misty nova
not Deadly Accurate?
Also usable
fleet zealot
for that 100% extra weakspot damage
it's crit weakspot damage
you have to do both
for deadly accurate to proc
placid fiber
Yes
placid fiber
idk, tho, that reload speed is pretty high... you might reload before the enemies wombo combo you...
fleet zealot
you wanna dump collateral but yea
placid fiber
that's the bolter
fleet zealot
yea
placid fiber
You want to dump collateral now?
pale spindle
@placid fiber how was my gunslinger build BTW? 🤔
fleet zealot
1 bolt less for bulwark shield opening which isn't viable strat anyways
pale spindle
fleet zealot
that's all collat does for bolter
placid fiber
Haven't gotten a chance to try it yet, cuz I don't have a good kick back
I'll post that in my private dm channel tho so I can hopefully remember
stone fern
you wanna dump collateral but yea
no dump mobility
collateral makes u waste 2 more bullets before popping open a bulwark
or like wait 45 minutes for them to open
but thats too hard
placid fiber
or like wait 45 minutes for them to open
Don't you mean 16 years?
placid fiber
Ogryn kickback https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9c39848d-20dd-4b3a-ad2d-...
I'll hopefully remember I have that build saved when I get a good kickback
stone fern
Don't you mean 16 years?
ballpark 10 months dont lie!!1
placid fiber
It just feels like 16 years lol
fleet zealot
or like wait 45 minutes for them to open
just wait till they swing then blast their face
copper hawk
ihave
stone fern
no
fleet zealot
mobility would help you dodge back in that scenario
copper hawk
fixed yet another computer woe
stone fern
i refuse to wait
placid fiber
just wait till they swing then blast their face
the 5 bulwarks stacked on top of eachother:
fleet zealot
wasting 5 ammo to do no damage
stone fern
mobility would help you dodge back in that scenario
or i can just swap to melee
fleet zealot
the 5 bulwarks stacked on top of eachother:
then collat wouldn't help anyways lol
fleet zealot
cause they will all block for eachother before you break them enoguh
placid fiber
then why do you need bolter for bulwarks
comfort
stone fern
because i hate bulwarks
fleet zealot
the fuckin, vaal area is laggnig my game so bad
tfw you use 1/3rd of your magazine to open up a shield
stone fern
yes
placid fiber
I think flamer would do more against 5 bulwarks since it might burn 1 at least
stone fern
i hate bulwarks not because its easy but because its hard
placid fiber
You do like hard things don- wait...
stone fern
yes
copper hawk
@rocky nacelle https://www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedayshavewornaway/#f=5
TF2 COMIC UPDATE !!!!!
fleet zealot
no fuckin way
drowsy steppe
they finally continued the comic lmaoo
bitter anvil
hi darkpilled
fleet zealot
okay like i know i just time traveled far into past but i really think they should have tried talking to me
like, at this point it's self defense
placid fiber
like, at this point it's self defense
frosty herald
goddamn this comic is long
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/dead-bury-body-murder-gif-18821000
This is legit the 1st gif that came up lol
fleet zealot
like i know i'm bringing an army of skeletons, 5 of which have grenades
but c'mon your empire is known for undead constructs and blood sacrifice
be a little considerate
placid fiber
keeel
KEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
it is a bit ironic that the 1st gif that popped up from searching the word "murder" is a mlp gif lol
north sedge
placid fiber
GL
placid fiber
welp they violated my NAP
Anyone who violates the nap deserves death
fleet zealot
i am worried for my companion tho she's a descendant of these people lol
i'm going to kill a boss and she will just fade away
placid fiber
that's tomorrow bandit's problem
north sedge
Tbf they're pretty fucked up
placid fiber
kinda gathered that from this lol
violet hornet
time to go be a reason an empire fell to ruin
Me going to work every day in America
placid fiber
fleet zealot
no not mine
placid fiber
I love single handedly burning entire nations to the ground
fleet zealot
my companion, but she's just a treasure hunting gal
placid fiber
I know
I knew who you meant lol
I might be dense, but, I'm not that dense <.<
usually... >.>'
lunar fable
are you in cruel? or are you still in normal mode @fleet zealot
fleet zealot
normal
violet hornet
I love single handedly burning entire nations to the ground
Kinda feels like being a hamster in a ball careening towards a staircase
lament blaze
cause u know... mlp is known for the blood and gore kinda stuff...
Shadman...
fleet zealot
braint elling me to get spicy cheese curds
rocky nacelle
TF2 COMIC UPDATE !!!!!
ur lyin no way
frosty herald
ur lyin no way
Part 7
copper hawk
On Foenem !
fleet zealot
on malachor
frosty herald
On skibidi
maiden latch
What character options are best?
opaque island
opaque island
What character options are best?
wdym? like the personalities?
maiden latch
Yes
violet hornet
What character options are best?
Some personalities have unique voice lines for certain weapons
maiden latch
All the options
I made a lvl 1 character who's a fanatic
The other options don't seem to matter as much I chose shrineguard and stuff
opaque island
fanatic has great flamer voicelines
maiden latch
I think I'll stick with that I hear male judge sounds cool
fleet zealot
Some personalities have unique voice lines for certain weapons
fanatics are flamers, judges thunder hammers, and i forgot the agitator
opaque island
judge has some thammer voicelines, those are the only 2 i know of
royal vortex
fanatics are flamers, judges thunder hammers, and i forgot the agitator
chain weapons
fleet zealot
thanks
maiden latch
I tried flamer and it wasn't fun us it just me
violet hornet
For zealot, agitator has them for the eviscerators. Judge has them for thunder hammers. Fanatic has them for flamers
fleet zealot
joho jsut ghyvui
violet hornet
chain weapons
All chains? I thought it was evi only
royal vortex
All chains? I thought it was evi only
no clue
when tyr told me about it a year and a half ago i think he said chain weapons
violet hornet
I tried flamer and it wasn't fun us it just me
It sucks ass at low level and gets better as enemy horde density increases at higher difficulties
fleet zealot
yea flamer is very much a max level weapon
violet hornet
when tyr told me about it a year and a half ago i think he said chain weapons
Probably correct then, I'm just regurgitating stuff I've heard here, like all my opinions
fleet zealot
the lower stuff it has, it dramatically gets worse, comparred to toher weaposn
hexed igloo
fast iron
well even at low levels, flamer staggers hordes enough to basically perma CC them until dead
maiden latch
Oh I did notice the stagger was good the dmg wasn't for me
violet hornet
Who puffs the flamer tho for reals
If I gotta wait through that whole draw animation I'm shooting a whole tank in braced mode
Even if it's just to blind the vet
maiden latch
Flamethrower look cool
royal vortex
Which voice dips their chocolate chip cookies in ranch
im eating everything in my medicine cabinet
copper hawk
Nothing to be silly for in my baka chungus life
royal vortex
i cannot take it
north sedge
Lol
summer robin
hey whats a good blessing set to have on the spearhead bolter
copper hawk
Shattering puncture for zealot
violet hornet
Which voice dips their chocolate chip cookies in ranch
Now I'm curious if he would dip ranch chip cookies in chocolate
north sedge
Now I'm curious if he would dip ranch chip cookies in chocolate
Only if it's enough to cover up the taste of chocolate
violet hornet
Maybe white chocolate for him then so he can pretend it's sour cream
north sedge
We also learned he constantly burns his mouth because he can't wait for food to cooldown
He considers quesadillas "sweaty food"
violet hornet
Lmao what is he even eating that isn't already cold, everything he's shown looks like it's sat out and reached room temp ages ago from the mashed potato soup to the ice cream soup
violet hornet
im eating everything in my medicine cabinet
Why do this when you could make cookies from them first and dip them in ranch
Ibuprofen chip cookies are a timeless holiday classic
But they don't hit like the NyQuil jelly centered ones do
lament blaze
🦆🦆🦆
median steeple
copper hawk
https://youtu.be/Iy3mMXpZEqw?si=o6YHYx-1gW2CDGl- @rocky nacelle
FD interviewing a lady who looks at the camera and says, "people say prostitution is the oldest profession. It's not. It's farming," is so funny to me
mighty root
Flamethrower should be a heat gen weapon like the relic blade
normal wren
Hey, are there any perks that add good breakpoints to the relic blade?
mighty root
https://tenor.com/view/yuki-the-seal-seal-the-yapper-yuki-chan-gif-1424574937240...
I look like this
Crash out then lock in
lunar fable
zealous basin
void bison
summer robin
Shattering puncture for zealot
any others?
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/ferret-ferrets-libby-libby-ferret-ferret-libby-gif-256553...
Huh... a beaver biting a tarantula
copper hawk
any others?
That's it rlly
summer robin
That's it rlly
so the other blessing can be anything else?
placid fiber
yeah that's pretty much all zealot uses
mighty root
any others?
It’s the best thing to run on it
copper hawk
Shattering Impact and Puncture
mighty mesa
i accidentally did this one
mighty root
so the other blessing can be anything else?
I mean yeah it doesn’t really have bad blessings but if you’re looking to get the best ones it’s shattering impact and puncture
mighty root
i accidentally did this one
Now do true survivor
summer robin
I mean yeah it doesn’t really have bad blessings but if you’re looking to get th...
thansk i added them on
copper hawk
Ziiiigh..
mighty mesa
Now do true survivor
yaa ill just need a decent team :3
mighty root
yaa ill just need a decent team :3
No wound zealots in my havocs! 
It’d be better to run crit chours
Zealot is good for that
violet hornet
yaa ill just need a decent team :3
Nah gotta drag absolute shitters from party finder through it
mighty mesa
pfft ill have enough atkspeed to make 25% crit become 55% most of the time
mighty root
pfft ill have enough atkspeed to make 25% crit become 55% most of the time
Yeah the gunners are gonna love you
violet hornet
Having a party finder random team clear it with me felt like watching the 1 in 100,000 monkeys writing Shakespeare
mighty mesa
Yeah the gunners are gonna love you
pfft
mighty root
I hate party finder creatures
And that one max wound smite psyker my team carried one time
He had the BEST blessings on his staff
hot jolt
grass?
drowsy steppe
based
mighty root
Focused channeling and run and gun or something like that
mighty mesa
hot jolt
sometimes.
mighty root
sometimes.
fleet zealot
Do you stink good?
copper hawk
Touch burger
fleet zealot
https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-burger-roman-romani-gif-4174633233313578255
lesbiabs
copper hawk
Burger .
fleet zealot
or well, one straight and one lesb
mighty root
https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scare...
Love this gif
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-burger-roman-romani-gif-4174633233313578255
just realized there was a 2nd person covered up by the burger in this lol
copper hawk
LMFAO
mighty root
placid fiber
rip baby
fleet zealot
i am not looking forward to replaying this campaign ngl
it's, really fuckin long maps for early campaign
50 hour campaign my ass
placid fiber
lol my cat likes american cheese
I jokingly said cheese and shoved it in her face, then she started licking it
mighty mesa
placid fiber
something like that lol
mighty mesa
😄
placid fiber
CAT CHEESE
hexed igloo
Nah it sucks
placid fiber
hexed igloo
lol my cat likes american cheese
I can't give my cat cheese shell probably spray shit everywhere
placid fiber
I didn't let mine eat any of it, she just licked it
hexed igloo
Considering a different brand of wet food gives her mad diarrhea
placid fiber
Considering a different brand of wet food gives her mad diarrhea
when I put cat cheese into google I got this lol
hexed igloo
when I put cat cheese into google I got this lol
When you Google stuff it's always super on the cautious side
placid fiber
Yeah
placid fiber
uncle google is hit and miss
placid fiber
just not a whole block? lol
hexed igloo
American cheese not so much, but particularly something like aged cheddar
acoustic dune
i mean
hexed igloo
As cheese ages it naturally loses its lactose
placid fiber
american cheese is bad for people >.>
placid fiber
so probably even worse for cats
paper pine
Just got kicked, griefer was blowing up poxbursters and barrels next to me, so i said to kick him, and i get kicked....
hexed igloo
Same deal they can't deal with the lactose so it fucks up their tummy
acoustic dune
Just got kicked, griefer was blowing up poxbursters and barrels next to me, so i...
ern like
hexed igloo
As kittens it's different, but really shouldn't be giving an adult cat milk
paper pine
Sad people are so toxic on this game
violet hornet
when I put cat cheese into google I got this lol
I give mine a tiny shred worth when I'm prepping something with it and it doesn't seem to bother her thankfully
hexed igloo
Maybe get a better team then smh
Iain never got an asshole in my match, and I only ever hit quickplay
acoustic dune
I give mine a tiny shred worth when I'm prepping something with it and it doesn'...
isnt that how you build up tolerance to lactose
violet hornet
Haha could be
hexed igloo
isnt that how you build up tolerance to lactose
Not proven but theoretically
violet hornet
If only that worked for me too
acoustic dune
isnt there a research on that
violet hornet
Gotta get on that step up cheese plan
hexed igloo
And it's like you gotta consume a lot of milk for that
acoustic dune
If only that worked for me too
its the poison thing all over again
hexed igloo
isnt there a research on that
Yeah, but it was pretty inconclusive
acoustic dune
just drink stronger poison along the line
violet hornet
I eat the cheese flavored poison every time
placid fiber
Yeah, but it was pretty inconclusive
it's almost like experimenting on people is hit or miss
hexed igloo
I shoot myself with .22lr to build up a tolerance to 5.56
acoustic dune
Yeah, but it was pretty inconclusive
if i remenber it has some effect but not a major effect
acoustic dune
I shoot myself with .22lr to build up a tolerance to 5.56
i mean if i get shot and have a hole
theres nothing to shoot at there
placid fiber
theres nothing to shoot at there
blood:
hexed igloo
it's almost like experimenting on people is hit or miss
It's usually something that can be figured out, this particular one is pretty indeterminate, it's really just person-to-person
You might be able to build a tolerance but your brother can't, yk
frosty herald
isnt that how you build up tolerance to lactose
skimmed milk for a week
acoustic dune
omg
placid fiber
You might be able to build a tolerance but your brother can't, yk
Yep
acoustic dune
i have hit sleeper cell status
placid fiber
bro be too much a lite weight for cheese
placid fiber
CRUEL DIFFICULTY
acoustic dune
did someone say
placid fiber
can't wait for act 4-10
so you can get 1 shot?
placid fiber
drowsy steppe
got cucked by a bot when he revives me while Im literally under fire from a reaper
hexed igloo
bro be too much a lite weight for cheese
I used to be pretty lactose intolerant but I just ignored it and now I'm fine unless I drink like 3 cups of milk
I be eatin cheese tho
placid fiber
I used to be pretty lactose intolerant but I just ignored it and now I'm fine un...
3 cups of milk + lactose intolerant = a bad day lol
acoustic dune
3 cups of milk + lactose intolerant = a bad day lol
eh imagine not being able to enjoy milk
i love me a coco milk
hexed igloo
I mean, that 3 cups of milk won't fuck me up too bad it'll just be liquid shit and a tummy ache
acoustic dune
speaking of soda
placid fiber
only it's more up to extreme stomach pain
placid fiber
acoustic dune
live milk soda reaction
hexed igloo
what about 6?
I don't know lmao I don't really like milk that much so I don't make a habit of drinking it
placid fiber
Not sure what I was expecting lol
placid fiber
I don't know lmao I don't really like milk that much so I don't make a habit of ...
fair
acoustic dune
I don't know lmao I don't really like milk that much so I don't make a habit of ...
god i need get a emergency whip cream in a can
WHICH IS A REAL THING
like sandwhich in a can
hexed igloo
I grew up on a dairy farm so I went from drinking approx 2 litres of milk in a day to if i buy a bottle it expires before I'm halfway through it
placid fiber
I grew up on a dairy farm so I went from drinking approx 2 litres of milk in a d...
That's like my soda misadventures... I used to drink sometimes 2 2liters in a day, now I barely drink 1 cup a week
hexed igloo
That's like my soda misadventures... I used to drink sometimes 2 2liters in a da...
I have a monster pretty much every morning, and will usually buy a big bottle to last the week
hexed igloo
Yeah that's fair, to be fair though soda here isn't corn syrup
hexed igloo
It's not great regardless, but murican shit is especially bad
placid fiber
Yeah
hexed igloo
Yall ain't got no food you can eat that's healthy lmao
placid fiber
You guys were like "We have soda that's bad for you" and america was like "hold my beer"
placid fiber
Yall ain't got no food you can eat that's healthy lmao
even our salads are hit or miss
makes a healthy salad ......... dumps 2 gallons of ranch dressing in it
I'm sure there's healthy food out there somewhere in america, just nowhere local lol
oak cargo
I should call him…
hexed igloo
*makes a healthy salad* ......... *dumps 2 gallons of ranch dressing in it*
I love people counting calories and complaining they can't lose weight but they aren't factoring in the 1500 calories worth of condiments they use
grizzled aspen
I should call him…
Hmm (for a third time), I think I will open zealout cha-
(can you people PLEASE stop mentally flashbanging me)
grizzled aspen
Grape flavored anything sucks
I'm going to flay you.
fleet zealot
median steeple
the eep
drowsy steppe
median steeple
oak cargo
Why is she drinking again she’s already had one glass
drowsy steppe
shes thirsty
fleet zealot
oak cargo
shes thirsty
Understandable, missing every single guiding bolt is bound to work up a thirst
fast iron
Inexorable Judgement: Does the damage buff apply to the damage that triggered it?
fleet zealot
CAUGHT! RED HANDED!! HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THE IPAD!!!
drowsy steppe
Inexorable Judgement: Does the damage buff apply to the damage that triggered it...
no
pale spindle
CAUGHT! RED HANDED!! HE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THE IPAD!!!
fast iron
hmmm good to know for one shot thunderhammer memes
hexed igloo
I'm going to flay you.
Grape flavored anything fucking sucks ass I'd rather eat rat poison
Except for grape gatorade
oak cargo
Grape flavoured alcohol
Also known as wine
grizzled aspen
Grape flavored anything fucking sucks ass I'd rather eat rat poison
You might be stupid.
hexed igloo
Grape flavoured alcohol
Also known as wine
Yeah wine falls under the category of sucks ass
hexed igloo
You might be stupid.
You might be wrong
atomic fjord
Is this any good
hexed igloo
The only flavor worse than grape is peach
hexed igloo
Is this any good
It's about the best you'll get unless you want to nitpick everything
Just use it, it's soulsucking to minmax shit for 1 extra dps
atomic fjord
Lmfao fair enough
grizzled aspen
Energy leakage is bad but otherwise it's a good sword.
It only hits 20% power when your heat goes past 90%.
I would do cranial grounding instead.
light badge
stone fern
why are you asking when we all know ur just gonna find out and tell us
fast iron
uh because i'm not and i'm just gonna let you wonder :v
stone fern
pretty sure it gives cleave, crit damage, weakspot damage
fast iron
don't got time for dat
fast iron
stone fern
i used a decimator brutal rashad in the dark days before the crafting patch
it was not bad
sterile basalt
is it just damage + impact cause power level or
Strength (used to be called power) increases damage, cleave & stagger proportionally in multiplicative order to their normal increases
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/mV56P55ssOC.gif
placid fiber
Strength (used to be called power) increases damage, cleave & stagger proportion...
Quick! A Veteran! Get the barrels!
oh wait that smykers
placid fiber
is it just damage + impact cause power level or
damage, stagger, cleave
that multiplies with damage bonuses
placid fiber
I love people counting calories and complaining they can't lose weight but they ...
I know why I don't lose weight, I'm a snacker
granted I don't really need to lose weight
hexed igloo
I be at a healthy weight for the first time in my life
I've always been super underweight
hexed igloo
I just eat nothing but a protein bar until like 8pm and then I have a larger than average dinner
If I wake up starving ill have something extra tho
placid fiber
I snack on whole boxes of cheez its in a day sometimes lol
hexed igloo
I don't really snack but if I'm in the mood I'll get a bag of doritos or a box of crackers and just demolish it
placid fiber
if I ate healthy I'd probably be underweight >.>
hexed igloo
If I ate healthy I'd definitely be underweight
hexed igloo
Until about a year ago I was sitting at like 5% body fat perpetually
Probably not even that
If I sat and bent down my stomach wouldn't make any creases
placid fiber
idk mine, but, I had the slightest bit of fat on my stomach
hexed igloo
I had 0
hexed igloo
Probably at my peak of fitness I weighed 90kg, <5% body fat, at 5'11
placid fiber
uh kg... 2.2 x 90 = 180 + 18 = 198
drowsy steppe
why do we want wrath on mk15 evis instead of SS again?
placid fiber
pounds
hexed igloo
Yeah something like that
placid fiber
why do we want wrath on mk15 evis instead of SS again?
You don't
unless that's a havoc thing
drowsy steppe
Im going on year old info
placid fiber
it has like 10 cleave on lights
drowsy steppe
take wrath over ss
hexed igloo
I use rampage and shred
placid fiber
unless there's something about wrath on havoc specifically, my bet is that it's still the same
hexed igloo
They should do a darktide/helldivers crossover just to be funny I want to see an ogryn pop out of a hellpod
drowsy steppe
it has like 10 cleave on lights
does this mean its harder to proc ss on all the light sweeps?
placid fiber
the lights only damage up to 4 targets(6 on revved lights) for the mk15 eviscerator
hexed igloo
Beast of nurgle with the bugs
placid fiber
does this mean its harder to proc ss on all the light sweeps?
no it means you're getting almost no value out of that extra cleave
because past the 4th target hit, you are doing no damage
poxwalkers have like... 1.5 hit mass
whereas rampage is giving you power which is damage, cleave, and stagger
and shred is giving crit (I forgot what bloodthirsty does)
placid fiber
does this mean its harder to proc ss on all the light sweeps?
@hard nexus Wanna help me school this scrub in the ways of the eviscerator? lol
Meow is the resident eviscerator expert
gray ice
more cleave on mk15 doesn't give you more dmg, just more stagger on the targets past 4
placid fiber
^
gray ice
bloodthirsty is guaranteed crit after rev attacks
can use to chain rev attacks against packs of elites and shit
placid fiber
mk15
hard nexus
I don't even think you need bloodthirsty for crusher 1 shots on mk15
you do
placid fiber
gray ice
or i guess I just use the fury charge instead of bloodthirsty
hard nexus
any buff really
gray ice
been so long since i used evisc
hard nexus
yah chastise will
placid fiber
any buff really
I'm just in the school of knowing things for when the resident experts are away(but I have adhd lol)
hard nexus
troo
placid fiber
you be about to start a war mate
hard nexus
for an evicerator
if you aren’t running crits then no
hard nexus
ur gonna crit build it for havoc in the first place
fair
sterile basalt
if you aren’t running crits then no
yea, but in havoc context no reason to not build piety if u run evicerator tbh
hard nexus
yea, but in havoc context no reason to not build piety if u run evicerator tbh
well
evis
in havoc
is rough
it’s very rough
sterile basalt
I know
placid fiber
is trolling in the wrong hands?
sterile basalt
hard nexus
basically yes
sterile basalt
is trolling in the wrong hands?
is trolling in like 90% situations lol
sterile basalt
DS4 is still just cringe and broken
median steeple
spit your shit indeed
placid fiber
ds4 is funny in my hands cuz I can't unlock its full potential(cuz my aim sucks)
so it's just powerful
and not op x.x
frosty herald
i unironically think relic blade is stronger than ds4
placid fiber
probably when the ds4 is in my hands lol
you can just do some shenanigans with the ds4
placid fiber
there's no way it's better than ds
Let him cook, I think he's onto something
a revelation
I think both weapons have areas of expertise is the thing
the ds4 just has broken af dodges
gray ice
i'd argue relic blade is pretty comparable to ds. DS still has better ST baseline, but I think relic blade makes up for it by the ease with which you can do everything
placid fiber
Yeah
gray ice
Thing literally mulches, armor, bosses, and chaff at the same rate, which is really fast
placid fiber
faster, when it comes to chaff I think
ds4 might light attack fast... but doesn't kill them very fast
gray ice
much much faster when it comes to horde clear, relic blade clears DS
placid fiber
yeah even on my marty attack speed for the lulz build on heresy it doesn't clear trash that fast
I'd have to throw unarmored with flak to even come close
gray ice
this was fun
obsidian prairie
I think DS still wins in a purpose built havoc premade
placid fiber
I think DS still wins in a purpose built havoc premade
maybe, but, the ds has a stronger baseline I'd say
once you power the relic blade... it's a toss up
and with the dueling sword you need more precision I'd say
when you're lacking in precision, like I am, the weapons start to become more equal
obsidian prairie
If you have a trauma/Purgatus sweeping all trash an elite demolisher performs better
gray ice
yea if you already have your horde clear taken care of by others, then DS as the single target can opener makes the most sense
placid fiber
Yep
If you throw in mixed hordes the ds starts to fall off more at the speed at which it mulches stuff
gray ice
but if you're doing regular stuff and need to be able to do everything, relic blade I feel is genuinely our strongest general purpose weapon now
gray ice
I have still had 0 issues with the dodges im gonna be honest
placid fiber
With how powerful it is, I don't really either
gray ice
I dunno if it's cuz I got used to it from before
I've just never felt much of a problem
placid fiber
If you're used to dodging stuff then it just requires a little bit of adjustment compared to bigger dodge weapons
if you're a noob... ur gonna get rekt lul
gray ice
my early days of flamer/thammer have come full circle
there are no dodges I cannot adapt to
dodges into trapper net
placid fiber
I have adapted to thammer dodges as well, relic dodges are not going to be an issue when I start using the weapon more
oak cargo
How the agitator felt after killing an entire hab-block full of people
placid fiber
there are no dodges I cannot adapt to
Once you have thammer dodged... and ogryn shield dodged... you're ready for pretty much everything lol
gray ice
I need to get back to using crucis some more because bonk has a certain satisfaction
but man I'm having a hard time putting down crusader sword
violet hornet
I still gotta try crucis on havoc
gray ice
same
heady frost
anyone got a thunder hammer build?
violet hornet
I feel like the boss frequency would make it worth
placid fiber
You guys have a decent one? All I have is a marty one
gray ice
hammer doesn't really need a specific build, can pick IJ or marty for your keystone
violet hornet
anyone got a thunder hammer build?
gray ice
I feel like the boss frequency would make it worth
just don't ever take it during moebian 21st
you'll be swinging for days
teal tide
I just did my first level 4 threat mission and holy is it fun
violet hornet
just don't ever take it during moebian 21st
oh yeah that would be awful
placid fiber
As long as you aren't using piety... you're on the right track for the thammer
violet hornet
Would run outta flamer juice in minutes
teal tide
I can send pictures now
placid fiber
oh yeah that would be awful
it does, even on malice x.x
gray ice
As long as you aren't using piety... you're on the right track for the thammer
no wait lemme tell you bout my super secret arcane crit hammer tech
placid fiber
I was doing 21st mobian runs back when it was an event
heady frost
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aae97b9-200f-4c8b-829a-27211f85fc86/bo...
desperation instead of holy revenant?
violet hornet
desperation instead of holy revenant?
I'm actually not sure why it's like that I'm gonna swap that now
heady frost
I'm actually not sure why it's like that I'm gonna swap that now
and no scourge? 🤔
gray ice
I mean you don't need holy revenant
placid fiber
and no scourge? 🤔
the thammer isn't a crit weapon
gray ice
hammer does not benefit from crit
violet hornet
Yeah I'm not really planning on critting much with that build
gray ice
build hammer on base dmg only
heady frost
the thammer is the literal opposite of a crit weapon lol
just no point in trying to fish for BIG powered up crits, right
gray ice
that's why desperation is actually pretty good
heady frost
better have a steady source of dmg?
placid fiber
desperation is pretty decent for the thammer yeah
gray ice
desperation on hammer is great because free 20% dmg, you're gonna be utilizing the PA with some frequency anyways
placid fiber
just no point in trying to fish for BIG powered up crits, right
there's a reason piety is the worst keystone for the thammer <.<
gray ice
and 20% dmg on special bonk is realll nice
placid fiber
desperation on hammer is great because free 20% dmg, you're gonna be utilizing t...
I... almost never push attack on the thammer <.<
gray ice
just no point in trying to fish for BIG powered up crits, right
no point in fishing for crits with hammer at all
visual stream
As long as you aren't using piety... you're on the right track for the thammer
There are a lot of other bad choices on the hammer itself so this may be misleading 
gray ice
if you inspect a weapon you can see a dmg table that breaks down all attack dmg on all enemy types
placid fiber
There are a lot of other bad choices on the hammer itself so this may be mislead...
true
visual stream
Yeah the thammer crit multipliers are too doodoo to care about at all
placid fiber
with desperation and thrust you're getting 1.2 x 1.6 damage not including anything else
visual stream
Even with the Ironhelm finesse change with the hammer buffs
gray ice
like having a second full thrust charge
it's kind of a dmg buff you can activate whenever you need a lil oomph too
heady frost
also i heard pious cut-throat isnt that good? and better to take swift certainity instead?
gray ice
I believe with 3 marty stacks and desperation I can reach mauler light attack 1 tap bp instead of having to go down to 4-5 stacks
gray ice
also i heard pious cut-throat isnt that good? and better to take swift certainit...
this is untrue
whoever told you this is a controlled agent peddling deception