That's terrible! I'll stop eating now!
#zealot-class
placid fiber
golden rain
I will agree with BigJ on one thing specifically, and it's that bad cheese--by that I mean like Kraft cheese--is absolutely crock.
But a good cheese? hoo boy a good cheese is great.
violet hornet
Lmao we're missing our resident foot expert
lament blaze
I *will* agree with BigJ on one thing specifically, and it's that bad cheese--by...
I think even medicore cheese is pretty great. a bog standard cheddar aint too shabby
copper hawk
I dont like cheese
lament blaze
Totally with you on "kraft singles" though. Unbearable
copper hawk
Dairy makes me break out..
placid fiber
Again your market arguement is losing validity considering you're trying to say something with a huge market for it sucks because of the minority of people who do not enjoy it
spare dome
as long as we all agree cheez whiz isnt cheese
violet hornet
People adding a meaningless handful of shredded Mexican cheese to a dish where you're not going to really notice it I can agree on but proper cheese dishes are goated
violet hornet
as long as we all agree cheez whiz isnt cheese
Yeah this shit gives cheese a bad name
Bolognese with no parm rind is not the same
twin wagon
1984
placid fiber
bro gets called out then says "1984" lol
lament blaze
"Shredded Mexican cheese" is as mexican as I am (not at all). It might as well be just cornstarch with how little it tastes like anything.
Adding some quesa fresca though. mwah
twin wagon
Again your market arguement is losing validity considering you're trying to say ...
What I'm saying is the existance of a market doesn't make said thing good.
north sedge
Something bad happened
golden rain
as long as we all agree cheez whiz isnt cheese
I quite (dis)favourably call that shite whipped salt.
twin wagon
bro gets called out then says "1984" lol
Bot just ate 4 of my paragraphs
placid fiber
What I'm saying is the existance of a market doesn't make said thing good.
Yes, but, your arguement that cheese sucks makes you in the minority considering the size of the cheese market
north sedge
Oh bigj is wrong all the time, especially here
twin wagon
Yes, but, your arguement that cheese sucks makes you in the minority considering...
Believing that the majority's is right
Are we at that point?
placid fiber
No, I am saying the majority of people enjoying something says more than the minority not enjoying it
violet hornet
Ever go to a grocery store and see a dedicated section for just feet, with feet experts there ready to recommend you a type of feet to pair with your food?
twin wagon
Exactly the issue
Americans have ruined sushi across Spain, it now has cheese WITHIN which makes it feel pasty and karks
violet hornet
Ever been to a store that sells only feet?
lament blaze
Believing that the majority's is right
When it's a matter of opinion and not at all a fact?
Furthered by the case that somehing doesn't need to be enjoyed by the majority in order for it to be great?
So the fact that it is enjoyed by large swaths of people combined with the fact that it's opinion... Yes.
magic basin
violet hornet
Exactly the issue
Americans have ruined sushi across Spain, it now has cheese WI...
Cheese does not belong in sushi you're absolutely right about that
magic basin
was this in the shop already or its coming this thursday
twin wagon
No, I am saying the majority of people enjoying something says more than the min...
A majority of people enjoy reality TV.
violet hornet
Fucking fake sushi with cream cheese in it
twin wagon
Cheese does not belong in sushi you're absolutely right about that
Cheese does not belong in any dish to the point it camuflages the flavour.
Except been cheese dedicated like 4 cheese pizza of course
violet hornet
Pizza however has had at least some kind of cheese on it since it's inception
placid fiber
A majority of people enjoy reality TV.
As someone just said it's all opinion related. That means reality tv is good for the majority of people, and as the minority of people we aren't forced to watch it
twin wagon
Pizza however has had at least some kind of cheese on it since it's inception
Bit is fine, it should never take away from your sauce
lament blaze
A majority of people enjoy reality TV.
Unless you want to discuss sociological impacts of reality TV (which, in this analogy doesn't matter because you didnt bring up anything of the sort regarding cheese), then there is nothing you can say to prove the fact that reality TV is bad.
violet hornet
Cheese does not belong in any dish to the point it camuflages the flavour.
Exce...
What flavor is Mac and cheese supposed to be then if cheese is there to camouflage a flavor?
lament blaze
Because, again, opinion.
grizzled aspen
Exactly the issue
Americans have ruined sushi across Spain, it now has cheese WI...
Americans ruined it
it exists only in Spain
Do you see the comedy here?
placid fiber
Because, again, opinion.
^
twin wagon
As someone just said it's all opinion related. That means reality tv is good for...
But it's not statistically good for everyone
lament blaze
Not relevant to the cheese discussion
twin wagon
>Americans ruined it
>it exists only in Spain
Do you see the comedy here?
It's also a Portuguese and south French issue
lament blaze
You are not making the case of cheese being unhealthy
Or contributing to mass scale cow farming and methane production
You did no such thing
placid fiber
I'll let swozzle handle this from here, I have to go to work lol
grizzled aspen
It's also a Portuguese and south French issue
Then it's not an American issue, it's a European issue. Don't blame their problems on us.
twin wagon
Then it's not an American issue, it's a European issue. Don't blame their proble...
Americans love cheese and sugar on everything
grizzled aspen
Ok?
spare dome
This is preposterous. The great state of Wisconsin will not apologize for its cheese!!
grizzled aspen
Doesn't mean its our fault.
twin wagon
This is preposterous. The great state of Wisconsin will not apologize for its ch...
Think it's Nebraska tbh
violet hornet
Americans love cheese and sugar on everything
I don't, and I'm American
grizzled aspen
We didn't ruin sushi, they did.
twin wagon
Globalism is at fault, American culture should not be imitated
violet hornet
hides cheese chips and cinnamon sugar topped cake
twin wagon
Cheese should never be a cover for poor cooking
lament blaze
Globalism is at fault, American culture should not be imitated
Yes it should.
Twinkies for everybody
become spherical
spare dome
hadnt watched this in a while
golden rain
(I had to slap in the Bowser's Inside Story, I'm sorry.)
visual blade
can i get one W pls
twin wagon
https://tenor.com/view/fat-bowser-funny-gif-23021140
@remote lark look inflaton
grizzled aspen
Cheese should never be a cover for poor cooking
It never was, people are just weird.
grizzled aspen
<@478232915772178462> look inflaton
STOP
twin wagon
can i get one W pls
I can give you half 🇻
grizzled aspen
DELETE THAT BEFORE HE SEES
twin wagon
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/fat-bowser-funny-gif-23021140
this minigame
lowkey was annoying
as a kid
fat ass bowser
violet hornet
Cheese should never be a cover for poor cooking
This is mainly people who are ass at cooking, but like cheese, thinking they're taking their dish to the next level by adding something that "makes it their own"
Same applies to people that put hot sauce or cilantro on literally everything
Or ketchup, lol
twin wagon
This is mainly people who are ass at cooking, but like cheese, thinking they're ...
Yet they keept getting hired for restaurants
hard nexus
https://tenor.com/view/fat-bowser-funny-gif-23021140
the writers barely disguised fetish
twin wagon
Nepotism eas a mistake
violet hornet
Yet they keept getting hired for restaurants
Not around here they don't
mighty mesa
grizzled aspen
I wish we could do DNA manipulation solely to get rid of the "cilantro tastes like soap" gene.
lament blaze
It never was, people are just weird.
Oh no it definitely is.
People the world over who are not excellent cooks take shortcuts and easy routes to palatable foods.
But that's not an argument against cheese in general. If I make something and notice it's really not that great, then shrug and just put soy sauce on it to make it taste better that is not an argument against soy sauce.
twin wagon
I wish we could do DNA manipulation solely to get rid of the "cilantro tastes li...
For once we agree
grizzled aspen
I unfortunately suffer this gene.
twin wagon
violet hornet
I wish we could do DNA manipulation solely to get rid of the "cilantro tastes li...
Cilantro haters rise up
grizzled aspen
It makes Mexican food so much worse than it could be.
lament blaze
I wish we could do DNA manipulation solely to get rid of the "cilantro tastes li...
As someone who can't really detect cilantro at all, I was bamboozled for years
golden rain
I do not have that gene
spare dome
i too suffer from soapy cilantro
golden rain
Therefore I am clearly superior
violet hornet
I can tell if a restaurant even uses it in a single dish because everything they serve will taste like it
spare dome
it is overpowering lmao
grizzled aspen
Looking the taco truck guy in the face and saying "no cilantro" and seeing the physical pain go across his face saddens me.
lament blaze
Dang that crazy huh?
spare dome
you cant taste anything else once you chew into even a tiny bit
spare dome
i have tried to push through it once and never again
lament blaze
There's something similar with broccoli tasting bitter for people I believe.
I love broccoli though. om nom. not bitter
spare dome
doesnt matter what you do
hard nexus
i love eating soap
violet hornet
I used to assume it was just some detergent / cleaning bullshit they weren't washing off properly but eventually I made the connection that all the places with the dish soap tasting veggies served cilantro too
spare dome
its like your brain is screaming at you that it has detected a poison and wants to make you very aware
violet hornet
What's hilarious is that cooking or pickling it takes that soapy flavor out, but nah it's always gotta be raw
twin wagon
Meanwhile my brain when I drink actual poison (American coke)
violet hornet
Yes that shit is battery acid lol
spare dome
(chinese black tar)
violet hornet
There's a reason you can clean pennies with it
grizzled aspen
What's hilarious is that cooking or pickling it takes that soapy flavor out, but...
I did not actually know this.
How does that work, exactly?
lament blaze
There's a reason you can clean pennies with it
I'm fairly sure that's just because there's a presence of acid
violet hornet
I did not actually know this.
I have only heard of this working but haven't tried it myself
spare dome
and draino
violet hornet
Supposedly it denatures that aldehyde component that emparts the soapiness
golden rain
I'm fairly sure that's just because there's a presence of acid
Anything with enough pH can do that, yeah. Soda doing it is nothing special.
violet hornet
Ginger has a similar aldehyde which gives it a soapiness as well
spare dome
and yea you can essentially boil away the part that makes it taste like soap, but then you are also boiling away the part that makes it tasty at all
which is why places dont
violet hornet
Which I never really thought about until I read it somewhere but it definitely has that flavor
lament blaze
Coke is terrible for you but I doubt it's connected at all with its "corrosiveness"
Our stomach contains something far more corrosive than any soda
grizzled aspen
and yea you can essentially boil away the part that makes it taste like soap, bu...
Oh then nevermind on the ideas that just sprung into my head.
violet hornet
Coke is terrible for you but I doubt it's connected at all with its "corrosivene...
Phosphoric acid melts your teeth enamel
grizzled aspen
Coke is terrible for you but I doubt it's connected at all with its "corrosivene...
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
spare dome
well it couldnt possibly be because it's your entire daily recommended intake of sugar in a single liquid canned serving
grizzled aspen
I FUCKIN HATE IT
lament blaze
Phosphoric acid melts your teeth enamel
So does orange juice
violet hornet
And carbonated water does some mechanical work at tearing it off too
twin wagon
Coke is terrible for you but I doubt it's connected at all with its "corrosivene...
LoL?
mighty mesa
anyone here know why i get instantly killed instead of downed?
violet hornet
anyone here know why i get instantly killed instead of downed?
Purple
grizzled aspen
Soda can be so easily made with real sugar, the Mexican sodas at my store are fucking peak and they don't taste icky or make me feel bad after.
spare dome
you had no wounds left
violet hornet
Overdose of purple
lament blaze
Crusher overhead in havoc?
grizzled aspen
anyone here know why i get instantly killed instead of downed?
No wounds left or crusher/mauler overheads in havocs.
violet hornet
Mexican soda is delicious
grizzled aspen
Crushers and maulers will outright kill you.
twin wagon
Purple sauce
violet hornet
Lime jarritos is the shit
lament blaze
Soda can be so easily made with real sugar, the Mexican sodas at my store are fu...
There is an international store near me that sells a Turkish brand of soda.
In reasonable portions too. Can grab a small bottle for a buck. It's not like I actually want more than that
I love it
grizzled aspen
And lemme guess, they make it with real sugar?
lament blaze
Their orange flavor is peak.
Reminds me of european fanta which is completely different (and better than) american fanta
grizzled aspen
Yes I can get Mexican fanta at the store I work at, the flavor of orange is so much better its not even funny.
violet hornet
Subsidies for sugar corporations and lack of regulations are why American drinks are terribly over sweetened
golden rain
...This conversation is making me want to brew cider again, of all things.
Eventually I'll start buying masses of apples again... but today is not the day.
grizzled aspen
My boss asked me once why I don't drink American sodas anymore, so I had him get a Mexican fanta and it looked like he had been punched in the face.
golden rain
lament blaze
Everytime I got to europe, the very first and last things I do is get a bottle of fanta.
Little ritual. So good
grizzled aspen
Now he won't drink American sodas anymore either.
mighty mesa
No wounds left or crusher/mauler overheads in havocs.
none of the above
violet hornet
Orangina so spensive but so good
mighty mesa
i just cleared horde and died
grizzled aspen
none of the above
Ok then you breathed funny and nurgle didn't like it.
violet hornet
I think they changed the recipe years ago tho
grizzled aspen
Idk, chalk it up to fatshark magic.
lament blaze
Jarritos is nice but I can never buy it cold... which ruins the purpose for me. I usually want to duck into a store on a hot day and get a quick cold beverage. That's 90% of the time I drink soda.
spring pasture
I use the VI over the VIII because it's easier to get the heavies out while on the move even if the poke stab isn't as good on the VI.
green bronze
I want to get into trying out the crusher, what are the dump stats for this weapon and is this one good?
golden rain
I want to get into trying out the crusher, what are the dump stats for this weap...
Dumpstat is Defenses
misty ravine
Subsidies for sugar corporations and lack of regulations are why American drinks...
I'd bet it's not a lack of regulations but regulations tailored to favor large corporations with the money and influence to capture regulatory agencies
misty ravine
Corn is very heavily subsidized innit
green bronze
Dumpstat is Defenses
So should I go for 60% defenses ? How important is power output
golden rain
Pretty important. Power charged Heavy 1 (and Push Attack) in particular can deal freighter trains' worth of damage to a lot of things
wraith cipher
best horde control in the game
golden rain
It's surprisingly a lot. And by "A lot" I mean basically oneshotting everything that's 2000 health and a vast majority of that damage to Flak
golden rain
Oh yeah, that too. That's also been there for... I think since ever?
And that's still yet to be fixed. 
twin wagon
golden rain
As far as perks and blessings go, Crusher has enough versatility to where your vs. Armour Class can essentially be Dealer's Choice, although I would highly recommend Flak being a mainstay, to be frank.
rocky nacelle
cara/unyld or flak/cara
golden rain
Blessings are Slaughterer/Skullcrusher
rocky nacelle
tweaking
but instead of KDing
just shove em
(especially if you have a force push)
visual stream
Yeah
rocky nacelle
i was wondering if it was or if it was just placebo
but considering it flat puts a crusher on its ass after 2 shoves
I think its juiced (maybe)
sullen forge
but considering it flat puts a crusher on its ass after 2 shoves
Positive it staggers bulwarks out of shield on 1-2 as well
golden rain
Yeah, its force push is insanely strong
I still too often forget that it's actually a really strong tool for Crusher kill setups
because the followup stab on 6 is FUCKING ridiculous on them especially
golden rain
"hehe, crusher get staggered"
sullen forge
It’s not even a soft stagger
gleaming furnace
PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH GET STAGGERED GET STAGGERED
golden rain
Yeah, it's very often a hard stagger if not a knockdown
And 6, at the same time, can use that to set up a Heavy 4 headshot to--more often than not especially at high Peril--crumple it into a crushed soda can
zealous mesa
I stg you used to be able to block mauler overheads with KD
I swear I did it once with the obscurus with kinetic deflection and full stamina and no peril but I have to be going insane
I remember something hit me and I instantly hit 97 peril
rocky nacelle
its alright
game has been weird recently
cause I KD'd a pogryn overhead sometime ago
(which should be unblockable btw)
fleet zealot
remote lark
<@478232915772178462> look inflaton
why would you ping me specifically
i think ur projecting
twin wagon
why would you ping me specifically
Because it made Frog bald
I'm not gonna correct that aentence
Or that one
plucky gate
I remember something hit me and I instantly hit 97 peril
I think it does attempt to block and maxes out the peril, but it still hits you and hurts you
if you had yellow toughness, probably survived from that
and just assumed the block worked
drowsy steppe
sweat my ass off on havoc 40 with relic bolt pistol FOTF
grizzled aspen
Because it made Frog bald
I'm not bald...
grizzled aspen
why would you ping me specifically
copper hawk
good gif
copper hawk
sweat my ass off on havoc 40 with relic bolt pistol FOTF
pawesome
fury of the flipful
fleet zealot
nimble fiber
Mexican soda is delicious
some colombian sodas on the other hand r way to sweet for my taste
rocky nacelle
looking at the camera gag is awesome
copper hawk
remindz me of one of my fav jokes in an atun-shei checkmate lincolnites video..
visual stream
Kinetic flayer procs on force sword PA 
It's a poxburster 
nimble fiber
rocky nacelle
visual stream
Does lasp shove do damage?
visual stream
Also I just realized if Helbore ever stops being so mid, psyker should probably get it too
vale narwhal
I do wish it was better. It's a fun weapon, though the sights are ass.
umbral kindle
Is that bloons
uncut holly
sweat my ass off on havoc 40 with relic bolt pistol FOTF
any time i think im doing OK in the game i see something like this
spring pasture
Also I just realized if Helbore ever stops being so mid, psyker should probably ...
With DD it'd probably be insane.
heady rapids
what's the best shock stick
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
what's the best shock stick
crusher
lunar fable
@rocky nacelle 
lunar fable
jade juniper
heavy sword perks/bless, marks, dump stat ill guess is defences?
violet hornet
heavy sword perks/bless, marks, dump stat ill guess is defences?
Check out cica's builds for a mk9 instead: #zealot-class message
jade juniper
ok but which is better though
wanton quail
dump stat on mk3 eviscerator its mobility or cleave?
jade juniper
dump stat on mk3 eviscerator its mobility or cleave?
i think mobility
wanton quail
i just wasted 150k 🗿 not even close to dump on mobility
violet hornet
ok but which is better though
Mk 9 is better for chaff, mk 6 or 7 is better against flak, otherwise they're pretty comparable and it comes down to moveset preference
Most people prefer the mk9 moveset
copper hawk
wanton quail
perk and blessings for zealot knife?
copper hawk
wanton quail
crit fury of the faithfull build
copper hawk
perk and blessings for zealot knife?
uncanny precog
dump mobility
uh
flak unyielding idk
i think that's what all the knife nerdz use
north sedge
mobility
wanton quail
nah 💀 first one, after wasting 100k+ on mobi dump evisc
when the universe speaks you listen
rocky nacelle
mk3 mk6 uncanny/precog flak/unyld
grizzled aspen
so it can proc funny flayer
laspistol shove a burster
it procs flayer and instantly kills you
twin wagon
copper hawk
when the universe speaks you listen
LMFAO so troo
copper hawk
>laspistol shove a burster
>it procs flayer and instantly kills you
LMFAOOOO
twin wagon
I put on my thinking cap and have come to the conclusion
copper hawk
Ive had shit like this before
normal wren
My favorite recent one was me killing a mutant and another silent one coming out from inside him to get me
misty nova
for the mk6 can you dump another stat?
Listen mobility is the dump stat
But what I'm about to say is almost heresy
Ahem
You can dump penetration as long as you have Uncanny Strike
: 🤢
twin wagon
They hated him because he said the truth
its like dumping collateral or range depending on pinning fire
drowsy steppe
any time i think im doing OK in the game i see something like this
the stress will cut off years of your life so not worth it
this is the price of greatness
placid fiber
~~its like dumping collateral or range depending on pinning fire~~
I love doing less damage to far away targets
placid fiber
which is reduced when the range stat is lower
twin wagon
If u have the buff tracker mod
twin wagon
It's still more dps unless ur farming opening salvo/surgical
which is not possible for console players
I truly love Fatshark
copper hawk
Check out cica's builds for a mk9 instead: https://discord.com/channels/72707427...
Waow..
Jawa sharin my buildz..
That's worth a smooch i think..
placid fiber
It's still more dps unless ur farming opening salvo/surgical
ah yes, doing less damage to far away targets but having pinning fire... instead of doing more damage to far away targets but having pinning fire
median steeple
Jawa sharin my buildz..
more grubs for the grub lord
sullen forge
Grub behavior
visual compass
alright gamers
critique my Relic build https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dc1b7d0-40a4-43d3-923e-9c433ba6e05f/zealot-gs
visual compass
Bad (haven't seen it yet)
Tbf it is a very defensive build
autumn void
How good is Marty in higher difficulties? Cause idk if I wanna keep doing Marty or bite the bullet and join the Hivemind of Piety
misty nova
It's a Havoc build?
visual compass
How good is Marty in higher difficulties? Cause idk if I wanna keep doing Marty ...
Also ngl, I highly dislikey Marty unless you're a god gamer with lots of gold toughness
placid fiber
critique my Relic build https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dc1b7d0-40a4-4...
doesn't have 10% attack speed for a weapon that swings slowly
misty nova
Nor duelist
placid fiber
and it doesn't make good use of scourge
misty nova
How good is Marty in higher difficulties? Cause idk if I wanna keep doing Marty ...
It's good as long as you're good
autumn void
People aren’t ready for the “Emp’s Bullet, Marty, FoTF RB” discussion
max swing speed, max drugs
All holistic fervor
misty nova
Because with martyrdom you have the potential to steamroll any difficulty
With disablers being the only threat
visual compass
ngl, a lot of me lately has just been leaning into the DR combo of full HP plus SoC
autumn void
Because with martyrdom you have the potential to steamroll any difficulty
I’ve been doing fairly well in Damnation so far, only issue is I tend to forget I have a block button
visual compass
Because full HP zealot with how fast gunners burst your toughness on Havoc adds so much tankiness
So this lets me run at them without worries for the most part
visual compass
Nor duelist
The 10% attack speed I find negligable just cuz of the staggers I get from headshots
But you are right with duelist, I just find it's too much of a tax on my other nodes
autumn void
I could listen to and follow the meta, or I could have fun cosplaying a drugged up lunatic fighting for the Lord
visual compass
As for scourge, lots of other characters apply bleeds that I can benefit from, but before this I was running a bleed bolter for bossing
autumn void
And at the end of the day, if I’m not having fun why play in the first place
visual compass
So I'd essentially just tag an enemy with a throwing knife then let the scourge crits do the work
For me personally I feel like the 2 nodes leading to duelist are a tax on this build I really can't afford
autumn void
Meanwhile you have me casually putting a point into Emp’s Bullet for the haha funny swing speed
visual compass
Emps bullet I also feel like will scale better with Flamer
And my crits from Piety
autumn void
Do I really need Martyr’s Purpose if I’m running double Dash?
gleaming furnace
You never need martyrs purpose
placid fiber
martyr's purpose is one of the worst talents in the zealot tree lol
misty ravine
Martyr's Purpose is bad and should never be taken
misty ravine
Only works on health damage taken (which should be rare) and provides fuckall CDR
visual compass
How good is Marty in higher difficulties? Cause idk if I wanna keep doing Marty ...
Also, the only other build I've actually liked that didn't use Piety was IJ, Chorus, on an Agile DS with Backstabs and Crits for CD
placid fiber
Only works on health damage taken (which should be rare) and provides fuckall CD...
1% cdr per 2hp lost
visual compass
IJ made the dodges insane, and shaving 12 seconds off CD for simply pushing and dodging behind an enemy was very easy to achieve
sullen forge
Never
drowsy steppe
autumn void
I DC’d from a match and when I joined back in we were all dangling off ledges and one was dead
Love crashing
steep moat
Best perks and blessings for revolver paired with Relic sword?
waxen fulcrum
I run crucian roulette and the rending one for revolver
Wrath and cranial on relic
Forgot what perks im running
north sedge
Surgical if it's the zarona, not crucian
steep moat
Never used the "fast" revolver, is it any good?
Atm I got Flak and Critical Strike + Hand Cannon and Surgical
north sedge
it's ok, more of a fungrade than anything, zarona is better
misty mason
Handcannon and surgical is the orthodox build
opaque island
Do i play kruber or saltzpyre today chat?
narrow gate
WHERES ARGUSSSS RAAHHHH
trim kelp
Just want to share my relic blade build. Having fun with this one in Havoc.
visual compass
Just want to share my relic blade build. Having fun with this one in Havoc.
ht...
Not showing right weapons or talents for me
It's all the default
trim kelp
Not showing right weapons or talents for me
Sorry, fixed now
delicate shadow
WHERES ARGUSSSS RAAHHHH
good question @sterile stone explain urself
frosty herald
I remember you very vaguely
fleet zealot
Just want to share my relic blade build. Having fun with this one in Havoc.
ht...
Holy tdr stacking batman
trim kelp
Holy tdr stacking batman
What can i say. I love it. Lol
narrow gate
I remember you very vaguely
Well I'm back hoes
uneven galleon
So is the Relic Blade good
Good damage, slow movement when you're hitting targets
median musk
Seen people Electrocute it up
spare talon
So is the Relic Blade good
yes
its not overpowered but its quite good and fun
you may not like it if you dont like lower movement weapons tho
frozen kernel
IJ made the dodges insane, and shaving 12 seconds off CD for simply pushing and ...
Pushing pox at your veteran like “Hey hold these”
Cleaves 5 heads at once
fleet zealot
So is the Relic Blade good
yes
gleaming furnace
I’ve been switching off meta more and more just to have fun and go back to my old noob ways
Evis Bolter charge Marty my beloved
frozen kernel
Oh hell yeah
gleaming furnace
Gets tiring solo clutching toothpick etc with random
Like bro my back fuckin HURTS
frozen kernel
Haven’t really gotten to play havoc because my usual team has just basically quit DT so I’ve just playing auric damn and goofing around
I still gotta get around to trying FGS
gleaming furnace
It’s … interesting
I copied one of my bros “melee scriers” build with it and went into regular damn
Took a few minutes to get used to but it was one of the experiences of all time
fleet zealot
frozen kernel
Biggest issue with normal damn was that because of the “Santa’s helpers” event every lower diff was filled with level 100 players lol
fleet zealot
i will not apologize
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/gawr-gura-gura-cute-gura-smile-gura-happy-hololive-gif-13...
potato chips
spare talon
i will not apologize
you should for making me see that
frozen kernel
Like I rolled up a new character and hopped into malice
ALL maxed out zealots/psykers
thick saffron
Annd how did it go?
We had a full Zealot crew on Damnation lastnight.. Was as smooth as butter. NGL.
frozen kernel
I mean the problem is that Fartshark has incentivized people to grief the low level lobbies under the guise of “helping”
So it feels like I have to play sedition with actual brain dead nooblets on a brandy new character in order to keep away from all the high level people who want to “help” for the event lmao
Which was fun in and of itself
fleet zealot
you should for making me see that
compensation image
look at those trex arms holding onto the bark
frozen kernel
Being without all your crazy gear and maxed out talents is humbling
placid fiber
So it feels like I have to play sedition with actual brain dead nooblets on a br...
I didn't want to "help" I just wanted resources lol
frozen kernel
Yeah I wanted the goodies as well
placid fiber
it was boring af tho lol
frozen kernel
Problem is not everybody is kind enough to just full bodyguard one of the nooblets and let them actually play the game
placid fiber
I made sure everyone stayed alive the best I could
frozen kernel
They’ll just throw gazer boosted assails that annihilate the whopping 6 enemy hordes in low diff
And nobody gets a chance to shoot/swing at anything
placid fiber
I can't remember if I wombo comboed everything
frozen kernel
Meanwhile I’m like “Hey can we let the level 12 veteran shoot some stuff?”
“We’re level 200, dude. I think they know we can handle it”
Player continues blitzing ahead alone just killing everything
It sucks the most imo because in games like that, the newbies don’t get to learn anything
steel agate
It sucks the most imo because in games like that, the newbies don’t get to learn...
I caught myself doing this on a few marches farming the event and holy I felt better going support duty instead of kill hungry
fleet zealot
path of peakxile
spare talon
So it feels like I have to play sedition with actual brain dead nooblets on a br...
i mean you can also just play havoc
fleet zealot
2
steel agate
Marches? Matches, autocorrect doing me dirty
frozen kernel
i mean you can also just play havoc
The event was “Play with people under level 30”
fleet zealot
or do havoc
spare talon
or complete havoc matches
frozen kernel
You can’t do Havoc unless you do an auric
And you can’t do auric until 30 unless someone brings you
spare talon
placid fiber
It sucks the most imo because in games like that, the newbies don’t get to learn...
I don't think I was just going on kill streaks... except when it came to trappers. Idc if it's malice or if it's damnation. Trappers are on my #1 kill list. To hell with newbies learning the game
fleet zealot
darktide players vs reading
spare talon
EITHER havoc OR any leveling player
frozen kernel
Oh huh
fleet zealot
biggest rivalry
spare talon
its so people who arent good enough for havoc can still do the event
frozen kernel
I dunno if pug havoc is a better experience than carrying noobs on a challenge build
frozen kernel
Maybe I’m just over-cautious of havoc because regular aurics are so hit or miss
spare talon
its so people who arent good enough for havoc can still do the event
or for people who are helping their new friends level up to do the higher end stuff like havoc
placid fiber
Maybe I’m just over-cautious of havoc because regular aurics are so hit or miss
I didn't feel like playing WoW for some resources
fleet zealot
ugh i died on my character cause ihad a surprise visit
spare talon
Maybe I’m just over-cautious of havoc because regular aurics are so hit or miss
havoc 1-10 are literally malice
frozen kernel
Unfortunately my fireteam is max level, they’ve just mentally stagnated in malice
steel agate
I dunno if pug havoc is a better experience than carrying noobs on a challenge b...
As long as it’s below 10 imo they should be easy
heady rapids
i just threw like around 10 with a vet and got around 500 in penance progress
from a malice horde
frozen kernel
havoc 1-10 are literally malice
Are you serious wtf
spare talon
havoc 10-20 is heresy and is also pretty easy
frozen kernel
Why has everyone been making this shit out to be like Dante’s 7 circles
spare talon
Why has everyone been making this shit out to be like Dante’s 7 circles
because shit kicks in at 21
fleet zealot
Why has everyone been making this shit out to be like Dante’s 7 circles
cause it scales once you go past 20
steel agate
Are you serious wtf
Felt the same way lol overprepped and everything on my zel
fleet zealot
30 -35 is practicaly damn+ and 36-40 is damn++
placid fiber
Why has everyone been making this shit out to be like Dante’s 7 circles
because past 20 you gotta play like it's WoW or suffer
steel agate
Then I saw my wounds matching malice and audibly said “oh”
frozen kernel
I think I’m still sitting on like Havoc 15
spare talon
because shit kicks in at 21
this was a havoc 40 i did the other day
frozen kernel
I just played the one and it was fairly easy, but figured I just had a decent team on an easy map
Sadly most of the party finder teams when I get home (4AM EST) are like, high havoc
spare talon
yeah no the shit kicks in at 21 like i said
21-25 likely has the lowest winrate cuz of how fast people get reality checked
frozen kernel
So it really is Heresy
jade juniper
just finished the last of my class specific penances, the just a flesh wound penance on dark communion in 14 minutes
frozen kernel
People start getting punished for shitloads of raw chip damage from behind and suddenly shit feels real for them
Flesh Wound is in such a better spot today than back at launch
placid fiber
Sadly most of the party finder teams when I get home (4AM EST) are like, **high*...
I just did my havoc assignment for the 1 time I did havoc and searched for people
frozen kernel
Although there was a period where you could cheese it by failing the mission or something
spare talon
People start getting punished for shitloads of raw chip damage from behind and s...
the main things that get people are the ranged enemies actually being dangerous, and the lack of a toughness grace period
a single shooter can fuck you up hard
placid fiber
a single shooter can fuck you up hard
Jokes on fatshark, I already knew that lol
frozen kernel
a single shooter can fuck you up hard
Good thing I play 80’s rockstar zealot with double chastise as an “oh fuck” button
placid fiber
I just don't feel like grinding something I won't find fun
spare talon
failing to dodge a shooter volley can mean 1/3-2/3rds of your hp gone if you didnt have overtoughness
jade juniper
i like to help my team so i run relic
frozen kernel
I doubt myself a lot but when I look at the scoreboard and I’m like 85% of the yellows in an auric mael, I figure I’m not DOGSHIT
I’d like to play with my guys more but their mental is just…it needs a priest
jade juniper
well, you are playing zealot
median musk
How do you get the knights armor?
frozen kernel
Was mentioning the other day that I have a rusher psyker and a dragger veteran
jade juniper
you are the priest
placid fiber
Was mentioning the other day that I have a rusher psyker and a dragger veteran
Yep lol
frozen kernel
I need a more powerful priest
median musk
I doubt myself a lot but when I look at the scoreboard and I’m like 85% of the y...
Theres a scoreboard?
frozen kernel
Tenured by the God Emperor
jade juniper
Theres a scoreboard?
its a mod iirc
median musk
Oh ok
jade juniper
wish it was base game though
frozen kernel
Theres a scoreboard?
PC Mod that helps you keep track of how much damage you’ve taken, people you’ve saved, etc
placid fiber
cuz a team of 3 is better than 2 teams of 2
median musk
So I've seen a knightly armor with plate how do I get that for the Zealot?
frozen kernel
You can be a wiener asshole with it and be like “grrr I have most kills listen to me”
But there’s parts of it that mean way more to the team’s success than raw kills
clear mortar
Me coming home from work (medic): ah, finally some rest
My actual equipment i end up carrying most of the time:
why
placid fiber
But there’s parts of it that mean way more to the team’s success than raw kills
There's 2 things I pay attention the most to in my scores: Disabler/special kills... and damage taken
beyond that idc
frozen kernel
I usually yoink the med pack because I know I’m the one who will save the rando lmao
So I’ll just dive into the horde, drop the pack down, start clearing until I can get them up safely
Usually there’s 6-8 maulers inside the massive pox swarm that is currently kicking the shit out of them so you know
Buys them some time lol
jade juniper
whats yalls favorite grenade, mine is zealot napalm
spare talon
whats yalls favorite grenade, mine is zealot napalm
knives
jade juniper
i will gladly keep sleeping on it
spare talon
cuz theyre the best ones
frozen kernel
whats yalls favorite grenade, mine is zealot napalm
steel agate
Ogryn rock very enjoyable, farm funny ragdoll make squad laugh
frozen kernel
Flashbang is great, you just get heavily taxed
jade juniper
ogryn nuke is fun for when you need the horde to get tf off of you
placid fiber
when do you ever need a horde to get off of you as the ogryn...?
clear mortar
i will gladly keep sleeping on it
they are trash if ur skill is good, but holy fuck, the quantity of times when they save your 3 clowns from armored squads is insane
spare talon
when do you ever need a horde to get off of you as the ogryn...?
exactly
placid fiber
exactly
Even as my light attack spam shovel gunlugger build hordes are not an issue lol
jade juniper
when do you ever need a horde to get off of you as the ogryn...?
trying to dodge the 5 trappers that just showed up
frozen kernel
Big bomb is more “the team is failing to deal with everything in this room and not enough of it is aggro’d on me”
jade juniper
im outta ammo
theres still horde
the trappers show up, cant dodge bc the horde is in the way
placid fiber
I reload like it's a religion lol
jade juniper
im out out
frozen kernel
I’d personally bolter dump the unmixed horde
clear mortar
99/100 type of reload?
frozen kernel
placid fiber
99/100 type of reload?
1 ammo in the mag missing? reload
frozen kernel
Then take your ammo box for spare knives
placid fiber
1 achlys twin-linked stubber bullet missing? reload
clear mortar
1 ammo in the mag missing? reload
unironically can be a life saver on heavy-hitter guns
frozen kernel
1 ammo in the mag missing? reload
I’ve killed too many enemies both human and AI with the last bullet in my magazines to not religiously reload
jade juniper
Then take your ammo box for spare knives
this is the worst type of person just shiv some more elites or something bro
frozen kernel
If it’s gotten to that point, it’s an act of spite
jade juniper
allat just to miss 6 of them to a moving gunner
placid fiber
I can't remember the last time I've ran out of ammo on my heavy hitter oggy build
clear mortar
^^^
frozen kernel
It’s hilarious watching videos where you see someone sliding at a flamer
clear mortar
or hitting only pinky fingers with them
frozen kernel
And they just whiff like 4 knives
jade juniper
honestly quite incredible
frozen kernel
Fun Fact: Most things stand still when they want to attack
Anything else moves slowly enough that the 1-100 rule still applies
placid fiber
And they just whiff like 4 knives
You have yet to see me whiff 5 zarona revolver shots against an enemy standing still
jade juniper
i love the bolt pistol
placid fiber
with suppression immunity
frozen kernel
Me when there’s a single dog who can’t figure out which fucking pathfinding node to use
steel agate
Me when there’s a single dog who can’t figure out which fucking pathfinding node...
Love dancing with the dog’s path finding
Had one pacing back and forth like a verm 2 sneak rat one time
placid fiber
You have yet to see me whiff 5 zarona revolver shots against an enemy standing s...
Followed by me getting 5 headshots against moving enemies somehow lol
jade juniper
Me when there’s a single dog who can’t figure out which fucking pathfinding node...
all twelve knives? GONE in an instant
dog? still living
jade juniper
you go to stab it? ogryn shoots it before your stab connects
placid fiber
tfw the mutie dodges your rock on oggy
jade juniper
should have predicted the unpredictable 90 degree turn right before you threw it
placid fiber
yep lol
I love missing that rock, then hitting the mutie running by me at a 180 degree angle
jade juniper
honestly how are the rejects able to dodge it if it can just do that
placid fiber
I love missing that rock, then hitting the mutie running by me at a 180 degree a...
after the randos have taken out 90% of the mutie's hp
visual stream
When I pause for a split second then move an inch further behind the crate stack
And repeat
jade juniper
at that point just shiv the mf
copper hawk
more grubs for the grub lord
I haz NO grubz.
visual stream
Is so funny
placid fiber
at that point just shiv the mf
noooo... the rock is out... i must committt!!!
misses 3 throws
jade juniper
instead of throwing rock, just beat the mutie to death with it
placid fiber
That would be a great thing if you could weapon special with the rock out to hit an enemy
jade juniper
i mean you are essentially just smashing a chunk of concrete on the things noggin
placid fiber
Yeah lol
jade juniper
hes not gonna have a good time
jade juniper
i doubt the mutie is mentally functional enought to comprehend anything except beating the daylights out of that mf over there right now
wanton quail
knife vs duelling sword when using flamer?
placid fiber
dueling sword is just a knife with more reach and better horde clear
wanton quail
if im going martyr uncanny precognition its still bis or should i use something like riposte?
placid fiber
marty is the worst keystone for the dueling sword and knife
wanton quail
placid fiber
marty can work with any weapon, but, for crit/finesse weapons it is generally the worst keystone
uncanny precog works, but, for the mk4 dueling sword it's thrust precog when you have chastise for the bis blessings
wanton quail
for veteran i could, but as a zealot it just looks silly
placid fiber
it's for easy crusher 1 shots
median steeple
I haz NO grubz.
grubbb
placid fiber
on top of insane damage
+60% power to a chastise strike will do some serious monster damage
placid fiber
even more so if you have precog and duellist up
rocky nacelle
placid fiber
that 1 uncle who you don't like talking to
misty mason
Man I wanted to Like Nioh 2, but it was difficult of the unfun variety
placid fiber
Some games aren't for some people
like dark souls games aren't for casual baby gamers
vague depot
twin wagon
like dark souls games aren't for casual baby gamers
I don't enjoy input delay and prefer my difficulty been derived from fast problem solving or complex build orders.
So Ultrakill and Age of Wonders 4.
misty mason
I mean if the souls fan base is anything to go by, it is predominantly populated by babies
long oasis
plucky gate
creature
twin wagon
yesa
frozen kernel
like dark souls games aren't for casual baby gamers
Imo Elden Ring felt like it lost some of the magic and leaned more into artificial difficulty, which stinks considering how much we made fun of people for saying that with Dks1
rocky nacelle
best one is dark souls 2 until elden ring
then elden ring took mechanics from goat souls 2
coincidence?
🕵🏽
median steeple
copper hawk
Blocked
sterile stone
good question <@401737241115754527> explain urself
I just got out of bed
Brisket is on the way tho
So all is right with the world
hasty raft
I know this has been asked 400 times, but besides cranial grounding, whats a good relic trait?
rocky nacelle
people like rampage and wrath(wrath is moreso for havoc)
hexed igloo
then elden ring took mechanics from goat souls 2
It didn't take the dope greatsword parries so idc
rocky nacelle
its because noobs never tried to parry with a 2H weapon
waste of potential
(i've actually parried with the ultra greatsword 2 handed in DS2 before)
twin wagon
I know this has been asked 400 times, but besides cranial grounding, whats a goo...
Rampage
rocky nacelle
still one of the best parries ive ever done
theres also a trick for making 2H parries faster in DS2
(by like 13 frames or some shit)
hasty raft
Mk X or MII?
rocky nacelle
preference
hasty raft
how about you?
rocky nacelle
I use 10
hasty raft
fair nuff
fleet zealot
hasty raft
Adorbs
hexed igloo
still one of the best parries ive ever done
My favorite souls moment was ds3 me+homie vs moundmaker.
Both of us stomp slammed the guy with the black knight gs simultaneously and oneshot him
Fuck your knockdown iframrs
rocky nacelle
like me using the curved dragon UGS 2H and parrying some dexnoob spamming running attack
(he got 1 shotted after I parried into riposte)
or when I 1 shotted a havel cheeser in the brotherhood of blood arena lmfao
I 1 shotted that guy for like 2349 damage in 1 riposte/critical
🤌
hexed igloo
like me using the curved dragon UGS 2H and parrying some dexnoob spamming runnin...
My main char on ds3 looks like a pure dex build but actually has pyro
Like abyss watcher armor + the dual katanas but hidden Pyro flame
hexed igloo
I've caught a few people with sacred flame because they go "oh a dex baby" and try roll behind me
placid fiber
gotta love a good bonk build
hexed igloo
It's so fucking funny because I've tuned it to oneshot almost all the time
hexed igloo
I loved being overleveled to shit and being the bodyguard for my low-level homies
Some cheeser at slvl1 with the thorn armor invades at the high wall, and visibly double-takes seeing me in full drip set with elfried's scythes
rocky nacelle
@median steeple @hard nexus @copper hawk
copper hawk
<@508465754832633896> <@265332960792805378> <@576701404475949056>
Pawesome !! Good jorb !!
Marpel rivalz is so fun,
hexed igloo
Pawjob with syrup 🤤
rocky nacelle
venom ult actually doing something
🤯
(I realized its more to stall with his giga bonus temp HP)
sterile stone
Pawjob with syrup 🤤
rocky nacelle
but it just straight devouring 3 people is insanity
copper hawk
Pawjob with syrup 🤤
rocky nacelle
Pawjob with syrup 🤤
makes sense you high level twinked for your low level dark souls friends now
really makes alot of sense
(you are a degenerate)
hexed igloo
I be turning up to waffle house with my twink bf and going through 3 jugs of syrup
copper hawk
:(
hexed igloo
God knew what he was doing when he didn't give me a 7'4 furry twink boytoy malewife
fleet zealot
high level twink takes the E capsule and respecs into TRANS
hexed igloo
God gives his strongest soldiers his toughest battles
fleet zealot
Many such cases
copper hawk
high level twink takes the E capsule and respecs into TRANS
Couldnt be me ,,
fleet zealot
zealot chat sucks so much dick now
"now"
rocky nacelle
yes bandit im glad your eyes function
despite how many times you call yourself blind
rocky nacelle
dont pout at me
copper hawk
Downfalle,,
rocky nacelle
but fine
fleet zealot
despite how many times you call yourself blind
ur timing is off
fleet zealot
zealot chat has been the dick sucking channel ever since the veteran femboys left
sterile stone
zealot chat has been the dick sucking channel ever since the veteran femboys lef...
Now it's just the occasional degeneracy
Truly we've lost our culture
hexed igloo
<a:FernPout2:1174067992674447420>
Yall gay as hell
I thought I got away from the anime girl reactions
copper hawk
Now he whips out the yall
hexed igloo
Now he whips out the yall
copper hawk
Like he didnt just make a twink syrup joke less than 10 mins ago
gleaming furnace
No matter where you go the anime pfps will follow you
copper hawk
Chudling..
twin wagon
SOLO WHEN SOLO WHEEEEN
hexed igloo
Like he didnt just make a twink syrup joke less than 10 mins ago
And?
hexed igloo
Every southern blue collar worker needs a syrupy pawjob to let off some steam
hexed igloo
No
hexed igloo
Alwayz the tacticool pfp haverz,, i swer,,
The pfp is bait
atomic fjord
Every southern blue collar worker needs a syrupy pawjob to let off some steam
Could be us
hexed igloo
Could be us
👉👈
hexed igloo
delicate shadow
gleaming furnace
copper hawk
Remember 2 b positive
atomic fjord
gleaming furnace
Why is the spacing all wrong on that like there’s a word missing
copper hawk
Why is the spacing all wrong on that like there’s a word missing
Probably a slur
gleaming furnace
Probably a slug
twin wagon
Probably a slur
The og word is a hard slur
rocky nacelle
Probably a slur
twin wagon
Because it WAS STOLEN from SLANDERCORD
twin wagon
copper hawk
Gif
rocky nacelle
settle down friend
copper hawk
frozen kernel
best one is dark souls 2 until elden ring
Best part of Dark Souls 2 was that it was the only game where backstepping was genuinely viable
atomic fjord
rocky nacelle
(besides BB)
rocky nacelle
Best part of Dark Souls 2 was that it was the only game where backstepping was g...
walk up to someone 180 and back step to bait and punish
frozen kernel
Favorite build power stanced warp sword and estoc. Most fun I ever had on the bridge
rocky nacelle
also the guard break mechanic had some uh
funny interactions with some things in that game
frozen kernel
Estoc R2 was an amazing poke tool, and the power stanced L1’s chained with additional range from the Estoc
rocky nacelle
did you know if you 2 hand a weapon lets say for example the default UGS and if you do guard break animation, your parry will come out at about 13 frames faster?
🤓
atomic fjord
Also storm caller my beloved
frozen kernel
Remember mon scimi at launch?
rocky nacelle
I didnt play at launch but yes
frozen kernel
Parry frames starting at frame 0
rocky nacelle
I know the racism known as the mon scimi parry
frozen kernel
You could reaction parry in PvP without even trying
rocky nacelle
I know many of the ds2 evils
frozen kernel
It was diiiiiirty
rocky nacelle
mon scimi wasnt even the ugliest thing ever
the ugliest thing ever to me
was binocular boosting
rocky nacelle
and I didnt even play during the launch year of DS2
hexed igloo
frozen kernel
Honestly bino boost was mostly PVE thing so it didn’t feel too bad
rocky nacelle
thats because you never met anyone who used it in pvp
that shit was the freest backstabs ever
lmfao
frozen kernel
It didn’t rank up there with buffing your TWOP with DMB in Dks1
rocky nacelle
it was gross
rocky nacelle
I still think the worst thing they ever did balancing wise for dark souls 2
is they made the golf swings suck
golf swings deserve to launch
frozen kernel
Tumblebuffing your stone GS was punishable by black curse
sterile stone
Also storm caller my beloved
You know the most egregious thing I've seen in elden ring pvp was those damn spiked boxing gloves
rocky nacelle
they are so fucking slow if you get hit by it, its your fault
hexed igloo
That's cool and all but have you ever skipped the character creation in ds2 and gone in at like level -25
frozen kernel
is they made the golf swings suck
This was truly the saddest update to Dks2
frozen kernel
It was the cheater deleter
rocky nacelle
yep
cause gravity and kill zones/environmentals dont give a fuck about infinite HP
frozen kernel
But “grrr people glitched off the map reeeee”
Gravity is was and remains the ultimate equalizer in souls games
frozen kernel
You ever feel like your build is yolked?
Try falling another inch
Fall damage goes from -30% HP to straight death
atomic fjord
You know the most egregious thing I've seen in elden ring pvp was those damn spi...
Watch this
hexed igloo
It's great how inconsistent the fall damage is
atomic fjord
This is my best PvP clip
hexed igloo
It's so horrendous in er
frozen kernel
ER is so bad for it
hexed igloo
I be surviving 40ft drops sometimes
Otherwise I step off a 2 inch ledge and my legs shatter
rocky nacelle
I miss 2H weapon parries
sterile stone
Is this a desync thing?
rocky nacelle
goat souls 2 save me
atomic fjord
https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-doing-not-gif-14585998
For which attack?
sterile stone
For which attack?
The slam
atomic fjord
The slam
The first dude was trying to spam attack me out of it second guy did try to dodge
sterile stone
The first dude was trying to spam attack me out of it second guy did try to dodg...
Do some attacks just have armor?
atomic fjord
First guy rolled missed the roll, second guy also missed the roll
atomic fjord
Do some attacks just have armor?
Yes
frozen kernel
I miss 2H weapon parries
Best part was that people in dks2 were so thirsty for running and rolling attacks that it was almost free once you had the timing and baited it well with like a whiffed R2
atomic fjord
You have hyper armor
hexed igloo
Hyper armor goes funny sometimes
sterile stone
But I could never fully wrap my head around it
hexed igloo
Ds3 pvp is peak of pvp
sterile stone
I know that madness command grab one is fucking hilarious
merry flume
i pvped enough to be a good invader, not a arena sweatlord though
rocky nacelle
Best part was that people in dks2 were so thirsty for running and rolling attack...
I did a guard break animation on air with the 2H UGS so I could parry someone with it (cause it comes out faster animation wise and parry window wise)
best parry ive ever done
still
and yes running attacks with dex weapons in DS2
were killer
(they are in all games)
frozen kernel
But I could never fully wrap my head around it
As soon as I saw how absolutely broken moonveil + RoB gank squads were at launch, I lost any interest in ER PvP
Also they took away guaranteed combos
So you basically just devolve into spamming running and rolling attacks when both players have a degree of intelligence
rocky nacelle
elden ring PVP is funny because its most likely someone trying to cheese you out (but then you anti cheese by having hyper armor)
hexed igloo
Corpse piler is dumb as hell
sterile stone
As soon as I saw how absolutely broken moonveil + RoB gank squads were at launch...
I remember the issue with RoB
rocky nacelle
sterile stone
But it got fixed reletively fast
frozen kernel
There’s still some true combos but it’ll pretty much execute most people
Like Halberd R1 into weapon art roll catching will prolly kill most people with the 1300+ damage you’ll do
rocky nacelle
use the forbidden hyper armors
merry flume
i miss summoning a buddy and popping a dried finger in anor londo in ds3 though. peak pvp experience right there
frozen kernel
use the forbidden hyper armors
DKS3 Black Knight Sword
hexed igloo
Just decent armor + rakshasa katana
sterile stone
Like Halberd R1 into weapon art roll catching will prolly kill most people with ...
I remember I use to watch Dawn pvp and the common thing I'd see EU players use is bull goat
And some other stuff
hexed igloo
DKS3 Black Knight Sword
I love the black knight stuff
sterile stone
But yeah I've seen how cheesy elden ring pvp can get
hexed igloo
People suck at dodging the ugs slam for some reason
rocky nacelle
(cause I did it)
rocky nacelle
But yeah I've seen how cheesy elden ring pvp can get
fromsoft pvp*
frozen kernel
DKS3 had okay PvP but I hated how much of it was just trades
rocky nacelle
also more cool shit from goat souls 2, they have 2 ultra greatswords (with great hammer movesets)
frozen kernel
It’s a consequence of making Dodge roll cost like no stam
rocky nacelle
i dont think any other souls games have UGS utilizing great hammer movesets
so that's cool
frozen kernel
I will say, that meant that the most fun I had in DKS3
Was using Yhorm’s machete
Because it was the biggest, heaviest, fuck off hunk of metal in the game
No true combo, just raw damage
frozen kernel
If you were hit by an R1 or god forbid my boosted R2, then I’m sorry
What do you want me to tell your family?
rocky nacelle
i think dark souls 3 had alot of cool weapons and weapon arts
but you barely got to see a good chunk of them imo
and ofc elden ring falls into the same category but elden ring just has a fuck off amount of weapons in general
delicate shadow
DS3 is really like the bloodborne of elden ring games
obsidian prairie
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“Oops all arcane” fro the third
atomic fjord
“Oops all arcane” fro the third
It’s fun
rocky nacelle
I hate the madness stuff (theres not enough of it)
atomic fjord
https://tenor.com/view/aldia-dark-souls-dark-souls2-scholar-of-the-first-sin-gif...
He almost made it too
I feel bad for bro
obsidian prairie
As soon as I saw Vyke the first time I respec’d immediately
rocky nacelle
not enough madness weapons
though I guess that naked old guys sword is cool
midra's
obsidian prairie
Midra is just a Grime character
rocky nacelle
midra is my grandpa after 1 monster
delicate shadow
one thing that is a bit sadge about ds3 is that one of the coolest bosses is also one of the easiest (sullyvahn)
frozen kernel
I hate the madness stuff (theres not enough of it)
This unironically. Same with sleep
sterile stone
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This must be NA
frozen kernel
Wish madness jelly was a thing
sterile stone
EU elden ring pvp just looks like lag hell
delicate shadow
entering the fight and like "yo this is so cool" and then the fight ends after a few parries
😔
rocky nacelle
entering the fight and like "yo this is so cool" and then the fight ends after a...
so you mean the Jetstream Sam fight from MGR